All language subtitles for I.Love.Lucy.S05E04.Ricky.Sells.the.Car.1080p.BluRay.FLAC2.0.H.264-BTN_track4_[eng]

Yeah, I know, Ralph,
but I can't sell you the car.

How am I going to get back to New York?

Well, I'll see you at the studio later.
Goodbye.

Who was that, honey?

Ralph Berger.

He fell in love with our car.
He wants to buy it.

You can't sell the car.
How are we gonna get home?

- I know. I told him to forget it.
- Oh.

Gee, I wonder what happened to Fred.

What do you mean?

Well, I called him about an hour ago
and asked him

to go out and buy something for me
and he's just disappeared.

All he had to do was get
a little box of Q-tips.

- It shouldn't take him that long.
- A box of what?

Q-tips. You know,
these little things I use for the baby.

Oh, oh.

You see the new can that I bought?
The can of shaving lather I just bought?

- No, I didn't see it.
- Well, it's missing.

And another little item is missing, too.
My safety razor.

The razor I saw.
I took it away from the baby this morning.

- Oh.
- There was no blade in it,

but do you know that he climbed
all the way up on the sink to get it?

Now, what did I do with it?

Oh.

Certainly, you didn't
put it in your purse.

Well, you never can...

Oh!

What's the matter?

I think we're closing in
on that can of lather.

Oh, get me something
to wipe this off with, honey.

Look at this mess.

What that kid won't do.

Oh, for heaven's sake.

Uh-oh.

What's the matter?

I found the razor.

[Lucy chuckling] Oh.

How did he ever get that in there?

Here, honey.

Oh, what that kid doesn't get into.
Honestly.

I can't get it out.
How did he put it in there?

It's gonna be an interesting way to shave.

Oh, dear.

Ricky?

Little Ricky?

I want to see you.

Maybe I can shoot my whiskers off.

[Lucy] Oh, no!

What happened?

Let's see what your daddy
has to say about this.

Oh, no!

Oh, Ricky!

It's all over everything in there.

Now, you know you shouldn't do that.

- Let's wash him off.
- I'll wash him off.

Lucy?

Oh, Lucy?

Here.

Well, what's this?

Well, you wanted cue tips, didn't you?

Yes.

Well, they wouldn't sell me the tips
without the cues.

Here, I brought you some chalk, too.

Fred, I think you flipped your lid.

I wanted some of these little things.

What?

I'd like to see you shoot pool
with a silly, little thing like that.

Oh, Fred.

Try to do somebody a favor
and this is the thanks you get.

- Fred, I thought you knew what they were.
- I flipped my lid, huh?

Oh... heavens.

Well... I tried it, but it's impossible.

I'm sorry, honey.

I'm going over to Fred and finish shaving.

Okay.

And I'll go over to the studio after that
and say goodbye to everybody

- and then I'll have the car checked.
- All right, dear.

Bye.

Oh, gosh.

Lucy, what's going on around here?

Fred's as mad as a hornet

and I just passed Ricky in the hall

and he's half dressed
and bleeding to death.

What are you doing?

I'm just taking some
shaving lather out of my purse.

It's a good thing we're gonna go back

to New York in a couple of days.

This group is cracking up.

You can say that again.

Hey, Lucy, we're going swimming.
You want to come along?

No. You go on, I got to get packed.

I got twice as much stuff as I had
when we came out here.

Oh. Where we gonna eat tonight?

Don't you ever think of anything but food?

Eh.

I've got twice as much Ethel
as we had when I come out here.

Oh, Fred, leave her alone.

[Ethel] What do you
want to start that for?

[Fred] Because it's true.

Hello.

- Lucy?
- Yeah, Ricky.

- You're getting big as a barrel.
- I am not.

If Route 66 was downhill,

I could roll you back to New York.

Oh, I don't think that's very funny.

Wait, ju-just a minute, dear.

Hey, hey, you two. Please, just a second.

What'd you say, dear?

I was saying that I'm at the studio,

and I just sold the car.

What? How are we gonna get home?

On the train.

Oh.

You know, uh, the fellow I told
you about-- Ralph Berger--

He paid me almost as much
as I paid for the car.

And not only that, but by using
the, uh, family travel plan,

we can make money on the deal.

Well, that sounds great.

Are you gonna be home
the rest of the afternoon?

- What?
- Are you gonna be home?

Yeah.

I'm gonna have the tickets
sent over right away.

All right, dear. Goodbye.

Guess what? Ricky sold the car.

Sold the car?

What are you talking about?

Some fellow at the studio offered him

practically what he paid for it,
so he sold it.

- Isn't that wonderful?
- Oh, yes, that's wonderful.

That's just dandy.

Well, you don't sound very pleased.

I presume when Ricky sold the car,

the back seat went with it?

Well, naturally. What are you getting at?

Well, we were rather
attached to that seat.

That's the way we came out here

and that's the way
we planned on going home.

Is that what you're upset about?

You'd be upset, too,
if you just had your back seat

shot out from under you.

Oh, Ethel, don't be silly.

We're all going home on the train.
You're going with us.

Who says so?

Ricky says so.

Quote, we're going home
on the train, unquote.

You're part of we.

Messenger's on the way over here
right now with the tickets.

Yeah, but how many?

One for you, one for Ethel,
Ricky, Mother and me.

Five. The baby doesn't need any.

Oh.
I guess we were a little hasty, honey.

Good old Ricky wouldn't forget us.

Well, of course not.

Gee, the train!

I haven't been on a train
since I was a little girl.

Did they have trains then?

Ho-ho.

Gee, won't it be fun?

You know, they have those new
dome-liner observation cars

and diners on that train.

You can, oh, see the scenery
all the way back to New York.

-
- Eat and look out at the same time.

- Yeah?
- Mrs. Ricardo?

- Yes.
- Sign here, please.

Yes, sir.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Here are the tickets.

Uh-huh.

One... two... three... four...

One, two, three...

Hmm.

Now, there's just been a mistake.

Yes, and we made it.

Come on, Fred.

Now, Ethel, listen.

Don't go away mad.

Mad? Whatever gave you
the idea we were mad?

Why, we're tickled to death.

I think it's so thoughtful of Ricky

to pick such a nice place
as California to dump us in!

Oh, Ethel.

Oh.

Hi, honey.

What's the matter?
You mad because I'm late?

No, I'm not mad because you're late.

Well, did I do something?

You sure did, buster.

What did I did?

Just think back over everything
you did this afternoon.

Well, I went to the studio.

I said goodbye to everybody.

I sold the car.

The guy that bought the car drove me home,
and... oh, yeah, I bought the train tickets.

How many?

Three.

Only three?

Yeah. The baby doesn't need one.

One for your mother,
one for you and one for me.

Oh, no.

The Mertzes.

Oh, yes, the Mertzes.
What's the matter with you, Ricky?

Well, I don't know.

I was busy thinking of
the travel family plan

and try to save some money and the car...

They don't know anything
about it, do they?

Oh, don't they. They were right here
when the tickets arrived.

Oh, dear. Are they mad?

Well, let's put it this way--

If I were you, I wouldn't walk
ahead of them down a dark alley.

Oh, well, now, this changes everything.

You know, using that plan
an-and only three tickets,

I made money on the deal, but now...

Well, get them over here.
We'll figure out something.

Well, I should hope so.

317, please.

- I don't know how could you forget them.
- Honey, I got so many things on my mind.

- The band and the whole thing...
- Checked out?

That's impossible.

317-- Mr. And Mrs. Fred Mertz.

Oh, no!

She said they checked out.

They're down in the garage
right now, she said.

What are they doing in the garage?
They don't have a car.

- Maybe they're stealing ours.
- We don't have one either.

Oh, well, what's the difference? Come on.

All right.

- Oh, no!
- Oh ...

Are you stepping on the right thing?

Yes, I'm stepping on the right thing.

Is that what the man said to step on?

Yes, that's what the man said to step on.
You want to get up here and drive this?

No, I just want to get this thing started.

What do you think you're doing?

Well, what does it look like we're doing?
We're going back to New York.

On a motorcycle?

Yes, on a motorcycle.

Ethel, are you seriously considering

going to all the way to New York
on a motorcycle?

Well, Fred gave me a choice,
and this beats hitchhiking.

Come on, Fred. Let's go.

Now, wait a minute, Ethel.
We're all going home together.

Ricky said he'd buy the tickets.
Didn't you?

Well, we'll figure out something.

There, you see...

What do you mean, "Figure out something?"

Give her the gas, Fred.

-
- Get out of the way, Lucy.

- Go!
- We can talk about it.

Get out of the way.

[Ricky] Fred! Fred!

Look out, Fred!

Are you all right?

What's the matter?
You step on the wrong gear?

Yes, I step on the wrong gear.

Well, what'd you want to do that for?

Well, I thought it might be fun
to back all the way to New York

so we could see where we've been.

Oh, I don't think
this is any time to be funny, Fred.

All right, all right, Ethel, Ethel, Ethel,

the main thing is, you're all right.

That's right, Fred, Ethel.

I'm sorry. I'll... I'll buy the tickets.

There. That fixes everything.

Oh, Gee, that's great, isn't it Fred?

Fred?

Ricky is spending. He will pay.

Fred, he said he'd buy the tickets.

What more do you want?

Who's gonna pay for that motorcycle?

Oh...

Well, you certainly don't expect me to.

- Why not?
- Oh ...

If you'd bought tickets
in the first place,

I wouldn't have to buy the motorcycle
in the second place!

...you don't even know how to ride!

Oh!

-
- Come in.

Hi.

Hi.

Where's Ethel?

Well, she took the motorcycle
down to have it fixed.

Ethel took it down?

Well, I'd have taken it,
but my shoulder is killing me.

Oh.

Besides, she's stronger than I am.

Oh, Fred...

Well, she is.

Hey, would it help if I rubbed
your shoulder a little bit?

Yeah, I guess so.

How's that?

Oh, that feels fine.

- Fred...
- Yeah?

I had a long talk with Ricky

and he's gonna buy the tickets.

After the fight we had last night?

After the fight you had last night.

Did he say he'd buy 'em?

Well, not exactly,
but I could tell by the look on his face.

- Oh, sure.
- No, now, really,

I know him.

Oh...

[Lucy] What's the matter, girl?

I pushed that piece of junk
to three different places

and they can't fix it
and they won't buy it.

Wouldn't they give you anything on it?

Yep. I got this on it.

A parking ticket?

No. It's for "dumping rubbish
within the city limits."

Ethel, Ricky's going to buy

your train tickets.

After the things big mouth
said to him last night?

Big mouth?

I suppose I started it?

Oh, now, Fred.

He said he'd buy the tickets.

Why didn't you leave well enough alone?

Why should I get stuck
for the price of a motorcycle?

Because you smashed it.

You'd think anybody would have the sense

to start it off and drive it
in the direction it was pointing in.

- Ethel, please.
- How did I know it was set in reverse?

- If you didn't know...
- All right, all right, all right.

Now wait a minute.
Ethel, Ethel, Fred is right.

If Ricky bought the tickets
in the first place,

- there wouldn't have been any motorcycle.
- Who asked you?

Well, it's just common sense.

Common sense has nothing to do with it.

When I say he's wrong, he's wrong.

Oh, Ethel.

What are you doing over here anyway?

Massaging his shoulder.

I'll rub it if it needs rubbing.

Since when did you and he get to be
such good friends--

You taking his side
and rubbing his shoulder?

Why, Ethel, what's the matter with you?

Oh... we're stuck
for the price of a motorcycle

and Ricky won't buy those tickets for us
in a million years.

Oh, he will, too.

Now, I'll show you how well I know Ricky.
I'll be right back.

Is this the place that's sore?

It is now that
you've stuck your claws into it.

Here.

Now, here's two of our tickets.

Now, would I be giving you this

if I wasn't sure that Ricky
was gonna get some more?

We'd be stuck.

Well, that's more like it.

Thanks, Lucy.

Yeah. 'Course I'm still
stuck for the price...

Shut up!

Lucy...

I'm sorry for what I said.

Oh, honey, that's all right.

I understand. You were just upset.

That feel good, Fred?

Feels fine now.

Lucy...

Huh?

I'll do that.

Hi.

What's that for?

I gambled a lot on the sweetness
of your character today, Ricky.

Did you get the tickets for the Mertzes?

- Yeah, I got the tickets.
- Hooray!

You're just wonderful
as I thought you were!

Well, I don't know what's going on,
but I got the tickets.

Good. Now I'll tell you what I did today.

'Course I couldn't get them
compartments as we have.

But, uh, I got them the best thing
I could get, you know--

Upper berths.

Oh, dear.

Oh, what... "Oh, dear" about what?

You think they'll mind
sleeping in an upper berth?

No, but you will.

Me? I won't have to.

Won't you?

No. I have a compartment.

Have you?

Lucy, are you trying to tell me something?

No, I'm trying to keep
from telling you something.

Tell what?

Well, the Mertzes said that
you wouldn't buy the tickets.

I said you would.
We got into a big fat argument,

and... and... oh, dear.

And I... I gave them two of our tickets.

- What?
- Well, I didn't know the difference!

They were just tickets.

Well, these are just tickets, too.

So, you take them over there
and get my compartment back.

I can't do that.

Why not?

Well, upper berths...

An upper berth is as good as a back seat.

It'd be different if they...
If they didn't have the tickets already,

but to say, "Here, take these.
The good ones are for us."

- I can't do that.
- Are you gonna do it,

or you want me to tell them?

- There must be some other way.
- All right, I'll explain it to them.

Hi.

You get the tickets?

Yeah.

- Ethel...
- Oh, Ricky,

we ought to be ashamed of ourselves,

and we are.

How could we ever forget
what a wonderful friend we have in you.

Yeah, well, Ethel...

And to treat us like this.

The way you treat yourself
and your own family.

Well, you know the way I feel about you.

Oh, Ricky, there's nothing
two-faced about you.

No.

Oh, you're just wonderful.

You're...

you're noble.

You know, I was awful upset
about those tickets.

- Yeah?
- I didn't think you were gonna get them.

[Ricky] Oh.

I got so mad, I got mad at Lucy
rubbing Fred's shoulders.

Oh.

She did. She was so upset, yeah.

Yeah.

Lucy, I'm going to the drugstore.
You want anything?

No, thanks, dear.

Fred's taking a nap,

but he'll be in to thank you
just as soon as he wakes up.

- Lucy...
- Yeah?

Can I trust you to stay away
from my husband?

Now what are we gonna do?

I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.

You can all take the tickets.

I'll go home on the motorcycle.

Oh, Ricky, now, don't be silly.

Look, go to the phone,
see if they had a cancellation.

I was just there a half an hour ago.

Well, lots can happen in 30 minutes.

I'll tell you something that happened
in the last 30 minutes--

My stomach is all knotted up.

Well, unknot it and go to the phone.

Go on.

Hello. Give me Union Pacific, please.

How do you like that?

We're stuck being nobble to the Mertzes.

Well, you're the one
who was being "nobble."

Ticket agency, please.

Uh, listen, this is Ricky Ricardo.

Yes, Mr. Ricardo,
uh, what can I do for you?

Oh, have you had any cancellations
for compartments

in the dome-liner, city of Los Angeles?

Oh, I'm very sorry, Mr. Ricardo.

The only thing we have left
on that train are uppers.

Yeah, well, that's what I was afraid of.
Thank you very much.

If you have any,
would you please let me know?

Goodbye.

Nothing.

Yeah...

Hey!

I just realized something.

Fred put those tickets in his wallet
without even looking at them.

He doesn't know whether they're riding
in a compartment or a caboose.

So?

If we could just switch
his tickets for these

without his knowing it.

What made you think that
he hasn't opened his wallet

and looked at the tickets?

Fred? Open his wallet?

You're right. He hasn't seen the tickets.

Now, if we could just think of
a sneaky way to make the switch.

Well, that's your department.

You're vice president
in charge of sneaky switches.

That's true.

Good luck.

What are you doing?

Uh...

What are you doing?

Now, Ethel, I can explain.

What's going on?

- What are you doing?
- What's going on?

I, I, uh, I-I got to thinking,

it was sort of our fault that...
that Fred's shoulder was hurt,

so I came down to massage it for him.

Does-does that feel all right, Fred?

That feels fine. Thanks.

It should.
It was the other shoulder he hurt.

Oh, I... I-I thought maybe
the pain traveled over to the--

Sort of a sympathetic travel over--
no, I guess not.

Well, I'm waiting for an answer.

What was that question again?

What are you doing?

Oh, yeah.

Uh, well, Ethel, I was...

You see, I was just, uh...

Not at first, I wasn't.

But...

there-there's usually...

there comes a time, you know, when ...

you're absolutely right.
We'll talk about it on the train.

What happened? You switch the tickets?

Not quite.

What do you mean, "not quite"?

Who's that?

Who's what?

- [Ethel] Lucy, I want to talk to you!
- [Fred] Lucy!

It's the Mertzes!

Don't answer the door.
Maybe they'll go away.

What are you talking about?

Lucy, I want to know what you were doing
in our room with your arms around Fred.

So do I.

Oh, no!

Oh, I might as well tell you
the whole ugly story.

I-I was trying to... change

the tickets in Fred's wallet for these.

Is that all?

Well, all you had to do was ask.

Well, these are uppers.

Well, that's okay.

- Why, sure it is.
- Here.

- Well, gee, thanks, Fred.
- You're welcome.

- There you are.
- All that trouble for that?

That's fine, Fred.

Thank you. I'm glad you don't mind.

- I didn't know...
- Wait a minute!

These tickets are uppers, too.

I know it. We didn't need
that expensive compartment,

so I traded it off for two uppers.

Oh... no!

And the difference
just paid for the motorcycle.

Así que de todas maneras

yo estoy comprando motocicleta otra vez.

Yeah, I know it.

Hello?

Yes! Yes, we'll take it, definitely.
Thank you.

They got a cancellation on a compartment.

- Oh!
- Great!

Hey, that must be the compartment
that Fred just turned in.

Yeah, that's right. That's...

How do you like that?
I just bought back my own compartment!

Oh, no!

Oh, honey!