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Hello, hello.
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Oh!
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It's just a model of my head
that the studio made for the trick shots.
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Oh, what a terrible thing to do.
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Don't you ever come home
with two heads again.
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Not-not bad, huh?
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Same eyes, same nose, same lips.
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Can't tell the difference, can you?
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Nope.
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- Lucy...
- I'm only kidding.
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You kiss much better.
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Sheesh, what a wonderful souvenir
to take back home
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and I know just what to do with it.
We'll put it on top of the piano.
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- Oh, great.
- No, really, I think it would look wonder...
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- Hey, it'd make a wonderful lamp!
- Lamp?
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Yeah, look.
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Sure, a little longer neck,
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you'd make a wonderful floor lamp.
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I'm going to take a shower.
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I'd better get this out of the way.
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If Little Ricky sees this,
it'll scare him to pieces.
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Gee, if I just had two of these heads,
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they'd make wonderful bookends.
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Yeah, but don't get any ideas.
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Oh...
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Hey, I forgot to tell you.
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I made a date to go dipsy fishing.
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Dipsy fishing?
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Yeah, you know, in the ocean.
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Oh! Deep-sea fishing.
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I'm leaving tomorrow morning.
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Oh, that's wonderful, honey.
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- Hey, Ricky, can I...
- No.
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And don't stick your tongue out at me.
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Oh, honey, I promise I won't say a word
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while the fish are biting.
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-
- Oh ...
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About this dipsy fishing...
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Now, you know I'm not
the kind of girl that talks...
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-
- Will you excuse me?
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Thank you very much.
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Hello?
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Is Ricky Ricardo there?
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Yes, he is, but he's busy right now.
Could I take a message?
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Yeah. This is Chip Jackson over at MGM.
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Oh.
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We're having a studio party tomorrow night
and we thought Ricky could help entertain
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in a show we're putting on
for the executives.
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Well, I'm sorry, but he's...
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For the executives?
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Mm-hmm. All the big shots will be there.
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-
- Well, uh ...
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Mr. Ricardo does do an act
with Mrs. Ricardo,
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a great undiscovered talent,
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and, uh, if he could, uh,
a-appear with Mrs. Ricardo,
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I think he would do it.
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He doesn't like to appear without her.
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She's really very talented.
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Hello, hello? Are you still there?
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Uh... yes.
Uh... i-is Mrs. Ricardo really good?
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Is she? I'll say I am-- she am. She is.
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Uh... well, uh... well, as long
as we can get Mr. Ricardo.
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Well, now just a moment,
and I'll check with him.
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- Ricky?
- Yeah?
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MGM's on the wire.
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They want to know if you'll appear
at a studio party tomorrow night.
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Absolutely not! I'm going fishing!
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He says he'd love to.
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Oh, fine. Meet at Fox Century.
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Oh, they'll be there. Bye.
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- Did you tell them?
- Yeah, I told them.
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That's too bad
about the studio party, honey,
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but nobody's gonna keep me
from this fishing trip.
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I don't know why you want
to go fishing anyway.
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- You know you're not gonna catch any fish.
- Why do you say that?
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Well, you know the old saying,
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"You can't catch fish in a month
that has an R in it."
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That's for oysters.
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Oh.
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What's the matter?
Don't you want me to go?
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Oh, sure, I do. I-It's just that...
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I'll miss you.
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Oh, now, honey, I'll only
be gone a couple of days.
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All right, all right, go ahead and go.
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I don't care...
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I don't care if you'd rather
go fishing than be with me.
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Oh, now, honey.
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You love fish better
than you do your own wife.
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Now, that's not true.
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You should have married a barracuda!
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All right, all right.
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If it will make you happy,
I'll take you with me.
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Oh... I don't want to go!
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What is this? You don't want to go.
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You don't want me to go. What do you want?
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I want you to go
to the studio party tomorrow night.
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Uh-huh. I knew there was something cooking
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in that little brain of yours.
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Why are you so interested
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that I go to the studio party
tomorrow night?
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You want the truth?
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That would be refreshing, yes.
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The whole truth?
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That would be even more refreshing.
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I lied.
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That sounds like the truth.
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I told them that you and I
would do an act together.
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Oh, no!
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Oh, now, Ricky, please!
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Oh, no. I'm going fishing.
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But, honey, I already told the studio.
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Well, then you will have
to tell the studio
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that you made a mistake.
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I will not.
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You will, too.
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- Hi.
- [Ethel and Fred] Hi.
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- I can't do that. Hi.
- [Ethel and Fred] Hi.
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- Why can't you?
- Because that would be lying.
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I don't want to hear
one more word about it.
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Oh, Ricky, now, please!
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Let's get out of here.
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And miss this?
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[Lucy] You stay here for the studio
party or you'll be sorry.
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- Now, Lucy, don't threaten me. Let go.
- No!
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Let go!
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- Oh, Ricky!
- Ouch!
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Well, it serves you right!
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Ricky, talk to me.
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Oh...
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Let's go.
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Where are you going?
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I knew someday he'd go too far.
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Oh, this is just a model of Ricky's head
he brought home from the studio.
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Oh, Lucy, you almost scared me
to death with that thing.
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- It looks exactly like Ricky.
- Doesn't it?
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Looks so much like him,
I'd like to punch it in the nose.
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Hey, that's fun!
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, dipsy fishing, huh?
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Dipsy fishing. Yeah.
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Ricky, after all I've said,
you're still going fishing?
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Oh, no, no, honey. No.
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I'm going golfing.
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Oh, you're impossible.
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No, you're the one who's impossible.
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I happen to be very possible.
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Well, I got to get going.
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- Ricky, please?
- Nope.
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Please do the number
with me just this once.
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- Absolutely not!
- Oh!
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They're always showing
the same old movie on this channel.
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Well, so long.
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See you in a couple of days.
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No, wait. Fred, in all the years
you've been married,
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have you ever left Ethel alone
to go fishing?
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- Nope.
- You see? He loves his wife.
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He's devoted, considerate.
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And what's more, he gets seasick.
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No, I do not get seasick.
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Hah! He gets queasy if I have
too many waves in my hair.
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Well, I got to get going.
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You think someone would kiss me goodbye.
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Well, don't look at me.
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See you in a couple of days. Bye.
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- Have a good time, Rick.
- Goodbye, Rick.
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- Thank you.
- Catch us a fish.
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- I'll try to get you some.
- All right.
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Oh... some husband I've got.
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If my mother wasn't living with us,
I'd go home to her.
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Well, what are you gonna do?
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Call up the studio and tell them
you can't make it?
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No. I can make it.
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I'll tell them Ricky can't make it.
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They won't want you without Ricky.
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Why do you say that?
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Because it's the truth.
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Well, I know, but why do you say it?
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I got to get an idea.
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Okay, we'll leave you here to think.
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- Come on, Fred.
- All right.
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Here, Lucy, two heads are better than one.
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Oh...
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Lucy?
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- Lucy?
- [Lucy] Yeah?
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- What did you want to see us about?
- Yeah, I'm eating my lunch.
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[Lucy] Oh, I'm sorry, Fred.
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Listen, Ethel, turn on that
record of Ricky's and sit down,
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I have something
very important to show you.
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What's going on here?
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I don't know.
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♪ When we are dancing
And you're dangerously near me ♪
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♪ I get ideas ♪
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♪ I want to hold you
So much closer than I dare to ♪
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♪ I want to scold you ♪
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♪ 'Cause I care more than I care to ♪
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♪ And when you touch me ♪
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♪ And there's a smile in every fac... ♪
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What do you think? You think it'll work?
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- Think what'll work?
- Well, my dance for the studio club.
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Do you think they'll know it's a dummy?
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Nobody but the audience.
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Aw! Didn't it fool you at all?
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Nope. The dummy's
a better dancer than Ricky.
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Oh, Fred! It fooled me
for a couple of seconds.
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- Did it?
- It sure did.
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Then I can fool an audience that long.
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Now, this is what I want to do.
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I want to dance out on the stage
with Raggedy Ricky here,
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I dance around a little bit
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and then he'll be suddenly taken ill, see,
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and I'll help him off the stage
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and I'll come back and finish
the number by myself.
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- You'll never get away with it.
- No.
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Well, I will if you help me.
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Well, so long, Lucy.
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Come on, Fred.
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Now, Ethel! I want you to help me.
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Not a chance.
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- Why not, Ethel?
- What?
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Good boy, Fred.
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Are you out of your mind?
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Now, look, we're going
to give in eventually--
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We always do-- and if we say no now,
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she'll keep us around here
arguing all afternoon.
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So, why don't we say yes right away
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and then I can go ahead with my lunch.
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Oh, you're absolutely right, Fred!
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Now here's what I want to tell you about.
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Oh, you can't hear this.
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Now, this is ridiculously simple.
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All I have to do...
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Come on in. Hurry up.
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- Did you have much trouble?
- A little.
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Well, the guard at the gate
wanted to smell his breath,
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but I talked him out of it.
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You know, I'm getting fond of this guy.
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Put him right down here.
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Okay. Come on, Esteban.
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Thank you very, very much.
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Oh, that's beautiful!
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Where did you get it?
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At a costume company.
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-
- The show's starting.
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- Give me a hand with him.
- All right.
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Thank you.
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We're gonna start the show off tonight
with a wonderful surprise.
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You know how proud we are
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that MGM will soon be releasing
Samuel Goldwyn's new picture
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Guys and Dolls to theaters
all over the country.
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Guys and Dolls stars Marlon Brando,
Jean Simmons,
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Frank Sinatra and Vivian Blaine.
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Well, tonight, we're able to give you
a preview of one of the musical numbers.
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-
- On the screen right over there.
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-
- Thank you.
255
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Right, here I go, open the door.
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Good luck.
257
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Gee, I hope this works.
258
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Every producer on the lot
is going to be out there tonight.
259
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- You wait, you'll kill 'em.
- Let's go stand in the wings.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
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one of our newest stars
here at MGM-- Ricky Ricardo--
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In a special number
with his partner, Mrs. Ricardo.
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I'm so sorry, ladies and gentlemen,
264
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but something seems to be
the matter with Mr. Ricardo.
265
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Oh, it's nothing serious.
Don't be alarmed.
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In the tradition of our business, though,
the show must go on.
267
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So, if you'll excuse me,
I'll be right back.
268
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Mrs. Ricardo, if your husband is ill,
we can cancel the whole thing.
269
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:15,378
Oh, no, no, the show must go on.
270
00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:16,462
Yes, but Mrs. Ricardo...
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The show must go on!
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Hold still.
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Get the arm off.
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Straighten my mantilla out in the back.
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- Straighten it way out.
-
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- Are you ready?
- I got it.
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Okay, here I go.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Mrs. Ricky Ricardo.
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-
- Wait! Wait.
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♪ When we are dancing ♪
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♪ And you're dangerously near me ♪
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♪ I get ideas ♪
283
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:52,915
♪ I want to hold you so much closer
Than I dare to.... ♪
284
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What a trooper.
285
00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:00,256
♪ I want to scold you ♪
286
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:03,718
♪ But I care more than I care to ♪
287
00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:05,428
♪ And when you touch me ♪
288
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:08,806
♪ And there's fire in every finger ♪
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♪ I get ideas ♪
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♪ And after we have kissed good night ♪
291
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,732
♪ And still you linger... ♪
292
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♪ I kinda think you get ideas, too ♪
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♪ Your eyes.... ♪
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♪ Your, your, your, your
Your, your, your... ♪
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♪ Eyes are always saying ♪
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♪ The things I hope they're saying ♪
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♪ I only hope they're saying ♪
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♪ That you would love me, too ♪
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♪ 'Cause that's the whole idea
It's true ♪
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♪ The lovely idea ♪
301
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♪ That I've fallen in love
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♪ With you ♪
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00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:28,803
Oh, Fred, what are we gonna tell Ricky?
304
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,972
Well, I maintain that
honesty is the best policy.
305
00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:34,225
I know, but what are we gonna tell Ricky?
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Hi, everybody.
307
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:37,437
- Hi, Rick.
- Hi, Rick.
308
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,479
Where's Lucy?
309
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,190
Uh, did you catch a lot of fish?
310
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,151
No, it was too shoppy.
311
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,694
You know, when it's that shoppy,
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there's not much fish.
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- Where's Lucy?
- Uh, "shoppy," huh?
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00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,951
Oh, yeah, I'm telling you,
all the way to Catalina,
315
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the boat just roll and roll
and roll and roll
316
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,292
and then it pitch forward and goes back,
317
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and it roll and it roll.
318
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:04,213
I'm telling you, it was terrible.
All the way through.
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00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:07,467
Hey, Rick, get me off this boat.
320
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I'm sorry, Fred.
321
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,262
Where's Lucy? Did she go out?
322
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Oh, uh, she, uh. ...
323
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:16,976
Ethel, where's Lucy?
324
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,104
- Ricky, Lucy's got a job.
- What?
325
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She went to that studio party last night.
326
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Oh, you two were a sensation.
327
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,818
Who two?
328
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,069
You and Lucy.
329
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,571
What are you talking about?
330
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Wait a minute. I'll show you.
331
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,950
What is she babbling about?
332
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:42,001
Oh... no.
333
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,377
How could she have gotten away with it?
334
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,546
She didn't, but it was such a mess,
335
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,215
they thought it was a comedy act
336
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,383
and they offered her a year's contract!
337
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,719
That's where she is now,
over there talking over terms.
338
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,095
I can't believe it.
339
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,389
Oh, Ricky, you can't let her
sign that contract.
340
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She'd have to stay out here a whole year.
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She can't do that.
342
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,936
But you can stop her, can't you, Rick?
343
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,938
'Course I stop her. Huh!
344
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:04,232
I'll just tell her,
"You just can't take this contract.
345
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:06,400
What do you think, you're gonna..."
346
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,736
Wait a minute. I can't stop her.
347
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:11,531
If I do, she'll throw it in my face
for the rest of my life.
348
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,448
He's right.
349
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,909
But you'd better think up something fast.
She'll be home any minute.
350
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:18,204
Well, let's see...
351
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,873
I tell you what.
352
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,333
We'll use physiocology.
353
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,335
What?
354
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:26,671
Physiocology.
355
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:28,506
You know, when you want
somebody to do something,
356
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,508
you make them think you want them
to do something else. Physiocology.
357
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:31,801
Physiocology?
358
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:34,804
Yes, honey, you know,
what a physiochiatrist use.
359
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,640
That's a head doctor.
360
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,642
Oh, psychology.
361
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:40,893
[Fred] Oh.
362
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,186
All right, have it your own way.
363
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,479
Look, here's what we're gonna do.
364
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:44,605
When she comes in ...
365
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,273
[Lucy] ♪ I get ideas, I get ideas.... ♪
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00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,858
Follow my lead.
367
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:51,571
Ethel, I'm gonna sign
the contract tomorrow.
368
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,321
- Oh, hi, honey.
- Hi, there.
369
00:17:53,321 --> 00:17:54,782
Did you hear the news?
370
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,284
Yes, yes.
371
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:59,453
- The Mertzes told me all about it.
- Oh.
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00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:00,830
And I think it's wonderful.
373
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:03,541
- You do?
- Yes, I certainly do.
374
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,585
I was afraid you'd be angry with me.
375
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:09,422
Angry? Well, honey, why should I be angry?
376
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,924
Just because you took
a dummy over to the studio
377
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,634
and made him pass as your husband?
378
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,177
Why, honey...
379
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,054
that is exactly what any...
380
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:20,516
any normal, red-blooded,
American girl would have done.
381
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:24,395
Oh, boy, you must have
caught a lot of fish.
382
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:26,522
No, no, no, I'm sincerely glad.
383
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:29,108
This is what you've always wanted to do
and now you've done it.
384
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,361
- Gee, you're really glad, huh?
- Yeah.
385
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:33,988
Oh, Lucy, this is so exciting.
386
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:37,867
Oh, boy, I can hardly wait
till I get my first big picture.
387
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:41,119
Yeah, well, you'll have to be sure
and write to us and tell us all about it.
388
00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:44,040
Oh, don't worry-- What do you mean, write?
389
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,916
Well, honey, Little Ricky and me
390
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,835
and the Mertzes are gonna
be back in New York
391
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,712
- and you'll be out here...
- Oh, no, no, no,
392
00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:51,005
you're all gonna be out here with me.
393
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:54,215
Oh, I'm sorry, I can't do that.
I have a contract at the Tropicana.
394
00:18:54,215 --> 00:18:55,801
I open there in a couple of weeks.
395
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,846
Oh, we've left our apartment house
much too long already.
396
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,015
Yeah, after all,
we're still the landlords.
397
00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:02,975
Well, gee, I know, but...
398
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,393
Now, honey, you cannot let
399
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,729
your family and your best friends
400
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,522
interfere with your professional career.
401
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:10,316
Well, I know, but...
402
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:13,778
And, besides, it's not like
we were gonna be millions of miles away.
403
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:15,988
You can come and visit us every Christmas.
404
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,701
- And you can call us as often as you like.
- That's right.
405
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:23,162
And don't you worry about Little Ricky.
406
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,790
I'll show him your picture every night,
407
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,291
so he won't forget his mommy.
408
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:30,753
Oh, no, no! I gotta have Little Ricky
and all of you out here.
409
00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:33,631
Now, look, Ricky, you can book
your band out here someplace,
410
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:36,384
and if it's a matter of money,
I'll be making a large salary.
411
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:38,052
I'll-I'll pay all your expenses.
412
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:40,930
Oh, thanks, honey, but I'm afraid not.
413
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,765
Well, now, wait a minute, Ethel.
414
00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:45,976
I'm sorry, I-I'm afraid we can't.
415
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:48,104
No, no, we really have to go,
416
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,815
but that doesn't mean that
you have to, you know.
417
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,692
Honey, what's the matter?
418
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,359
You look sad.
419
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,070
- We're happy for you.
- [Fred] Yeah.
420
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:58,656
This is what you've always wanted,
421
00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,116
a career in show business.
422
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,951
We're really happy for you.
423
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,494
Aren't you happy?
424
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,872
Yeah.
425
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,624
Yeah, I'm happy.
426
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,334
I'm very happy...
427
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,254
I guess.
428
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:25,975
[Ricky] You can't let your family and best friends
429
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,893
interfere with your career.
430
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,273
[Ethel] You can call us as often as you like.
431
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,278
[Ricky] We'll show the baby your picture,
432
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:40,614
so he'll know who his mommy is.
433
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:45,244
[Lucy] I'm sorry, sir, but I've decided
to go home and be with my family.
434
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,413
You're making a big mistake, my dear.
435
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,248
We have great plans for you.
436
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,667
We're certain that you'll be a big star.
437
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:53,919
Big star.
438
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:56,380
Big star.
439
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,924
Big star.
440
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:03,012
[Lucy] Oh, yes, yes, I'm Lucy Ricardo.
441
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:05,055
My autograph? Of course.
442
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:06,474
I don't mind.
443
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,436
When people stop asking,
that's when I'll mind.
444
00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:13,689
Oh, you're welcome, my dear.
445
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,983
What's that? Another Oscar?
446
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,361
I'll have to enlarge the den.
447
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,654
This is the sixth one.
448
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:21,821
Uh, the twelfth one.
449
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,701
A long-distance call for me?
I'll take it right here on the set.
450
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:29,997
Hello? Oh, hello, Little Ricky, honey.
451
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:32,708
Well, Mommy misses you, too.
452
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:35,211
Oh, don't cry, sweetie.
453
00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:38,297
Mommy will be home
for a whole day at Christmas.
454
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,302
Oh, don't cry, Little Ricky, honey.
455
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,513
Don't cry, baby, don't cry.
456
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:48,557
Oh, Little Ricky!
457
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:51,936
Baby, Mommy's coming, Mommy's coming!
I'm sorry, baby.
458
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,359
It's all your fault.
459
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,290
- It's all your...
-
460
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:24,009
Honey, I'm sorry.
461
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:26,011
Ricky, I don't want to stay out here.
462
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:29,181
I want to be with you and the baby
and the Mertzes.
463
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:32,393
- That's my baby.
- I don't want to stay out here.
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