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Lucy, what are you doing?
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Honey, remember what you said
to me the first time you met me?
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I sure do.
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I said you were
a cute little chicken.
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Well, I got something
to tell you
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about this cute
little "shicken"--
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she has crow's-feet.
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You do not.
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You don't even know
what crow's-feet are.
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I do, too.
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They're like pigeon toes.
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No, they're little lines
around the eyes.
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Come here, look.
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See?
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Oh, honey,
are you kidding?
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You're beautiful.
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Aw, you're just
being nice, Ricky.
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I am not.
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Well, it doesn't
really bother me.
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I knew the day would come
when I'd have crow's-feet,
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and your hairline
started to recede,
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but I just didn't expect it
so soon, that's all.
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But if you say I'm beautiful,
I'll take your word for it.
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Because after all, you're
the only one I have to please.
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All you have to do
to make me happy
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is say that you still
love me-- do you?
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My hairline is starting
to recede, huh?
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Oh, honey, that's just
a figure of speech.
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You haven't got anything
to worry about.
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Oh, I have, too.
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I'm starting
to lose my hair.
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Ricky, don't be
ridiculous.
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My hairline is receding.
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Look, honey, look.
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Are you crazy? You should have
as much money as you have hair.
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Well, I'm sure this much of
my forehead didn't show before.
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You're not serious.
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If your hairline
was any lower,
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they'd have to bill you
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as "Ricky Ricardo,
Boy Sheepdog."
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Well, it's thick
enough on top,
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but gee, that hairline.
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Oh, so your hairline
has receded
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a quarter of an inch.
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So what?
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Quarter of an inch?
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Do you think
it's that much?
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And they say women are vain.
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Vanity has nothing
to do with this.
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I'm only thinking
of my career.
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Oh.
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Well, you'd make
a nice fountain.
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What are
you doing?
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I think it's getting thin
in the back, right here.
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It's getting thin
back here in the back.
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Oh, for heaven's sake.
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Come on to bed, Baldy.
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"Baldy."
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Ay, que barbaridad.
Tiene razon.
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Se me va a caer el pelo
y me va a llamar "Baldy".
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Como la aguila americana.
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Stop muttering
in Spanish.
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I refuse.
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I won't do it.
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I will not get bald!
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Well, don't talk to me.
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Speak to your scalp.
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Look, you're not
losing your hair,
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and even if you were,
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there's nothing
you can do about it.
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Yeah, I guess you're right.
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Worrying won't do it any good.
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Certainly not.
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Yeah.
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Good night, darling.
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I wonder how I'd look
without any hair.
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Ricky, good night.
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Oh... oh.
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Good night.
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Good night, honey.
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No, no, no.
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Ricky, breakfast is ready, dear!
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[Ricky] Coming!
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Well, you are in a hurry.
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What are you
wearing your...
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What's the matter?
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You're afraid
I'll steal it?
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No.
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Well, what are you
wearing your hat for?
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I thought
it might rain.
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Well, now that
you mention it,
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the ceiling does
look pretty cloudy.
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My head was cold.
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Oh.
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Besides, you
never can tell
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when the plaster
might fall down.
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All right, all right,
I'm not asking you.
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You got any jam?
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Yep.
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Lucy, I want...
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And what's the big
idea of that?
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You're right,
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the ceiling doesn't
look any too safe.
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Is my toast ready?
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Coming up.
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Honey, take off
your hat.
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I feel like I'm having
breakfast in a beanery.
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Well, what are you wearing
your hat for, anyway?
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Well, so I won't
get embarrassed
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with everybody staring
at my receding hairline.
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Oh, I give up.
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And please, no more
jokes about it.
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This is
a serious matter.
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All right,
who's making jokes?
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I'll see you later.
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Hi.
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Hi, Luc.
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Hi.
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What's the matter with you?
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Oh, I was just
thinking about Ricky.
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He's off on
a new kick.
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He thinks he's
getting bald.
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Ricky?
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Bald?
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Yeah, he actually thinks
his hairline is receding.
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He wore a hat at breakfast.
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Wait a minute.
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It's no laughing
matter, Ethel.
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I can understand
how he feels
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now that my hairline
has started to recede.
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Aw, honey, your hairline
isn't starting to recede.
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Let me see.
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Turn around.
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Never mind, I got
plenty hair.
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It comes way down
over my eyes.
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Yeah, you'd better cut it.
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People will think you're a girl.
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Very comical.
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Oh, Lucy,
you're kidding about Ricky.
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Why, he's got lots of hair.
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I know it, but he's got
this crazy idea
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and he believes it.
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I got to snap him
out of it somehow.
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How?
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Well, I thought maybe
I'd invite someone over
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that was really bald
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just to point up
the comparisons.
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Mmm-- that's a good idea.
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[Fred] Yeah.
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Now, who do we know
that's bald?
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Yeah.
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Fred, would you, uh...
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Would I what?
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Would you like
a cup of coffee?
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No, thanks.
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What are you
laughing at, Curly?
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I was just thinking
of what Lucy's in for.
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What?
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Well, Ricky will
start trying
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one hair-restoring
treatment after another
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just like
every other man
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when he thinks
he's getting bald.
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What kind of
treatments?
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Well, you wouldn't
believe some of them.
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Massagers,
tonics, poultices,
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scalp scrapers, suction devices,
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freezing the scalp,
burning the scalp.
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Why, a man will try anything if
he thinks he's losing his hair.
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Fred, you've given me an idea.
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I'm going to give Ricky
scalp treatments.
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And they're going to be
so drastic
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that he'd be glad
to forget the whole thing.
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- [Fred] It won't work.
- Why not?
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Nothing has ever been invented
that a man won't try
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if he thinks he can
get his hair back.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, you haven't heard
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of the Lucy Ricardo torture
system of hair restoring.
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Oh.
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- How do you do?
- How do you do?
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I'm Mr. Thurlough,
may I help you?
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Yes, I'd like to get
some preparations
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that will grow hair.
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I see.
Won't you sit down?
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Thank you.
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What are you looking
at me like that for?
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Oh, it's nothing, nothing.
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Now, what did
you have in mind?
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Well, my husband thinks
that he's losing his hair,
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and I'd like to get
several kinds of preparations.
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I see, Mrs...?
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Ricardo.
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Mrs. Ricardo, every case
that comes to my attention
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requires its own
special treatment.
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- Now, I can't do anything
- Mm-hmm.
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Unless you're willing
to be frank with me.
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Just how bald are you?
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Well...
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Me?!
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It isn't me.
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It's my husband.
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Oh, your husband, yes.
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Of course.
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Of all the nerve.
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You think I actually
came in here
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to buy all these things
for myself?
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Farthest thought
from my mind.
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Well, that's better.
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But, uh...
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But what?
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Well, uh...
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You could at least
let me show you
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a more realistic-
looking wig than that.
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Wig?
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This is my own hair.
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Oh, come now.
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Well, it is-- see?
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I beg your pardon.
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My goodness,
so it is.
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Now, if you don't mind,
would you please show me
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some of those
hair-growing things?
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What would you like?
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00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:09,395
We have ointments, salves,
creams, tonics, scrapers,
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vibrators, suction devices
and agitators.
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Would you like me
to demonstrate them?
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No. You just pick
out some for me.
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Yes, madam.
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Um...
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Pick out the ones that smell
the worst and hurt the most.
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Yes, madam.
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Yes, madam.
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Well, I've been waiting
for you to call me.
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How did the torture
treatment work?
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Ethel, I just didn't have
the nerve to do it to him.
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You should have seen some of
the things I was going to use.
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Awful, huh?
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Yeah. There must be
some less drastic way
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to snap him out of it.
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Well, I still say your original
idea was a good one.
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What was that?
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Surround him with people
who are really bald
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and make him realize
how much hair he has.
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Bald people-- a lot of them.
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Yeah, that might work.
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I'm going to give a party
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and everybody there is going to
be as bald as a billiard ball.
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Will you help me?
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You don't expect me
to shave my head, do you?
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00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:10,873
No.
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I wonder how many
bald-headed men we know?
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I want this place looking
like a sea of honeydew melons.
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00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:18,673
Well, I can
ask Fred and...
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Wait a minute.
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Why didn't I think
of this before?
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I know a man who
can put his finger
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on a hundred
bald heads.
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00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:24,886
Who?
259
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,348
Mr. Thurlough, the
hair-restorer man.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Lucy, don't count on Fred.
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He's not coming to your
bald-headed party.
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Why not?
264
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,322
When I asked him,
he got highly insulted
265
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,655
and stalked
out of the room
266
00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:45,074
and I haven't
seen him since.
267
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,326
Aw, too bad.
268
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,202
Well, I guess we'll have
enough without him.
269
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,703
Can I help you
with anything?
270
00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:51,998
Yeah, honey, put some of those
around for me, will you?
271
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,249
Okay.
272
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,043
How did Mr. Thurlough get
all those men
273
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,502
to come here
tonight, anyway?
274
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:59,422
Well, it seems that
they all took treatments
275
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:00,631
at the same time,
276
00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:03,009
and he told them
it was a class reunion.
277
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:06,179
Ah, bless their
little bald heads.
278
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,807
There they are.
279
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:13,186
Oh, good evening,
Mr. Thurlough.
280
00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:14,896
Good evening,
Mrs. Ricardo.
281
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,314
Come in,
gentlemen.
282
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:21,194
May I present
Mr. Johnson,
283
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:22,945
Mr. Miller
and Mr. Davis.
284
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,864
[Lucy] How do you do?
285
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,199
And this is Mrs. Mertz,
Mr. Thurlough.
286
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:27,200
[Ethel] How do you do?
287
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,534
[Thurlough] How do you do?
288
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:31,120
Mr. Johnson, Mr., uh, Miller
and Mr. Davis.
289
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:32,538
[Ethel] How do you do?
290
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,290
There are six
more coming.
291
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:35,625
Oh, fine, fine.
292
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,752
May I take your
hats, gentlemen?
293
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,966
Mrs. Ricardo...
294
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,343
I had a tough time
295
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:47,220
getting the boys to come.
296
00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,889
I had to promise
you'd give them dinner.
297
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,224
Dinner?
298
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:55,561
Oh, uh, well, I guess we can
take them out somewhere.
299
00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:56,896
And I had to promise
300
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:59,065
you'd give them
each ten dollars.
301
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,858
Ten dollars?
302
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:04,695
And there are
six more coming?
303
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:08,783
$90?
304
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,868
Gee-whiz.
305
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,246
Well, we do
have $100
306
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:15,373
that we keep
for emergencies.
307
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:17,917
Well, I guess this
is an emergency.
308
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,544
Pardon me.
309
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:35,685
There you are, $90.
310
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,270
Thank you,
Mrs. Ricardo.
311
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,689
Okay, boys, let me
have your hats.
312
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:43,192
There you are.
313
00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,876
Mr. Thurlough!
314
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:01,794
Well, business hasn't
been so good lately.
315
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,921
I need the ten bucks.
316
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,548
Thank you.
317
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,051
Sit down,
gentlemen.
318
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,850
All I can say is,
this'd better work.
319
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:20,897
Oh, Fred.
320
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,356
Come on in.
321
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,691
Hello, Lucy.
322
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,860
Gee, I'm so glad
you could come.
323
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:26,986
Good old Fred.
324
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,863
He always comes through
in a pinch.
325
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,198
Aw, shucks.
326
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,074
Could I have your hat, Fred?
327
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,409
Yes, ma'am.
328
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,168
Well, I guess that
evens things up.
329
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:44,670
Excuse me.
330
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:45,880
Hello.
331
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,048
Hi, honey.
332
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,174
[Lucy] Hi.
333
00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:49,634
I won't be able to get home.
334
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:50,968
I got a lot of work to do.
335
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,220
Oh, honey.
336
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,347
Can't you just
get home for a minute?
337
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,432
[Ricky] What for?
338
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:57,850
Well, I have a new treatment
339
00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,560
I want to try on you
for baldness.
340
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,270
Well, it'll just have to wait.
341
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:02,355
But it can't wait.
342
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,148
It's a very expensive treatment.
343
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:08,444
Well, I'm sorry, sweetheart,
but I got a lot of work to do.
344
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,696
I'll see you later. Good-bye.
345
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:16,869
Is he coming home?
346
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,162
No, darn it.
347
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,873
This is what I get for
being so softhearted.
348
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:22,041
It cost me
a hundred bucks.
349
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,292
What now?
350
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,338
Torture system, here I come.
351
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,682
[Ricky] Lucy!
352
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:40,351
I'm in here, dear,
in the kitchen.
353
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:46,648
Hi, honey.
354
00:17:46,773 --> 00:17:48,025
Hi.
355
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,823
Oh, a beret.
356
00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:55,782
Say, you look
very continental.
357
00:17:55,907 --> 00:17:57,410
Yeah.
358
00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:58,494
What's all
this stuff?
359
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,121
Well, I went down
to one of those
360
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,497
hair-restoring
places today,
361
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,624
and I am going to give
you scalp treatments
362
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,042
to make your hair
grow back.
363
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,042
Scalp treatments?
364
00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:07,420
Yeah.
365
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,046
Do you think these things
really work?
366
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,172
They're guaranteed.
367
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:11,173
Yeah?
368
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:12,174
Yeah. Come on,
sit down.
369
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,175
Let's get started.
370
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,427
All right.
371
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,137
Your roots won't
know what hit them.
372
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,270
There we are.
373
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,398
Now, you just relax.
374
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,111
There, now...
375
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,321
First we're going
to wake up your scalp
376
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:35,948
with a stimulating
vibration.
377
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:44,582
Honey... cut it out, will you?
378
00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:47,710
Now, honey, you want
to grow hair, don't you?
379
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,003
Yeah, yeah.
380
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,390
Makes your whole scalp
tingle, doesn't it?
381
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:04,685
Yeah. My head feels
like it's on fire.
382
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,979
Good. That means we got
your scalp on the run.
383
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:08,314
Now for a
little brush job.
384
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,663
Are you sure you know
what you're doing?
385
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,915
Yes. I read all
the instructions.
386
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:29,126
Now, this is the one
that really does the trick.
387
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,638
Honey, my eyes.
388
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:42,973
I don't...
389
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,851
My eyebrows are all right.
390
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:47,978
I don't need any hair there.
391
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,243
There, I think we're
making progress.
392
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:05,246
Your scalp has a nice, red,
healthy-looking glow.
393
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:06,580
You sure it isn't blood?
394
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:07,873
Oh.
395
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,544
Here, try this on for size.
396
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,546
What's this for?
397
00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,589
To cover the
mustard plaster.
398
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,383
The mustard plaster?
399
00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:21,053
Yeah, after you get
the mustard plaster on,
400
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:23,556
you wear the
stocking to bed.
401
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:25,725
I wear the stocking to bed?
402
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:26,892
Yep.
403
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:30,104
Well, I don't get it,
but I'll do it.
404
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,412
Oh, honey!
405
00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:48,998
Not on your foot, on your head.
406
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,624
On my head?
407
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:51,917
Yes.
408
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,503
The next part of this treatment
is very gooey.
409
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,131
After I get the mustard
plaster on your head,
410
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,383
you wear a stocking
over it all night.
411
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:02,094
Oh... oh, I didn't know.
412
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,815
Honey, it's awfully tight.
413
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,777
Well, I'm sorry, that's the
biggest stocking I could find.
414
00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,363
Honey, take it off!
415
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:22,615
Take it off!
416
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,955
I'm only doing what
you told me to do.
417
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,080
Now, never mind.
418
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:33,125
You wear it on top
like a cap.
419
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,417
I'll fix it later.
420
00:21:34,542 --> 00:21:37,379
Here, now, you
hold on to that.
421
00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:40,132
Leave that right
there now.
422
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:43,093
Put your neck in here
and hold on to the bowl.
423
00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:50,142
Put your head over.
424
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:52,478
What are you putting on now?
425
00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:54,480
Oil, to lubricate
your scalp.
426
00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:55,940
Oh.
427
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:04,490
What's that?
428
00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:07,326
Vinegar, to marinate
your scalp.
429
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,509
Eggs?
430
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,184
Honey...
431
00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:34,103
What are you doing now?
432
00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:36,272
Mixing in the egg.
433
00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:40,359
Oil, vinegar, eggs...
434
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:44,738
Why don't you put some
anchovies, make a Caesar salad?
435
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:57,542
What is that?
436
00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:59,336
What are you doing?
437
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:05,217
What is that?
438
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:12,600
Hey!
439
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:15,102
What is that?
440
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,854
What are you doing?
441
00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:21,567
What's that
you're doing now?
442
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:30,534
What's that for?
443
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:37,082
That's a heat cap.
444
00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:38,500
What's that you put on now?
445
00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:42,212
It's a heat cap-- you have
to bake for 20 minutes.
446
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:46,258
Is that the end
of the treatment?
447
00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:47,927
Yeah, that's it,
but we have to do that
448
00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:49,470
every other night
for six months.
449
00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:51,430
Six months, huh?
450
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:53,057
Yeah, how about that?
451
00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:57,353
Well... you know something?
452
00:23:57,478 --> 00:23:58,520
What?
453
00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:02,023
My scalp is tingling.
454
00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:06,612
I can feel something
happening already.
455
00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:09,073
Yeah? Well, you have to do it
every other night, you know.
456
00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:11,617
I think we ought to
do it every night.
457
00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:13,619
What?
458
00:24:13,744 --> 00:24:13,827
Then my hair will
grow in faster.
459
00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:16,080
Then my hair will
grow in faster.
460
00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:17,539
Oh, no.
461
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,804
Mr. Thurlough
was played by Milton Parsons.
462
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:54,034
I Love Lucy
is a Desilu Production.
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