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Oh, boy, how can two people
manage to use so many dishes?
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What'll we do tonight, Ricky?
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Nothing.
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What do you mean, nothing?
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Let's call the Mertzes
and play some cards.
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I don't feel like seeing
the Mertzes
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and I don't want to play cards.
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What do you call
what you're doing here?
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Tiddledywinks.
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Play your black tiddledy
on your red wink.
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Look, this game is supposed
to be played by one person,
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hence the name Solitaire.
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"Hence thee name Solee-taire."
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You don't want
to see the Mertzes,
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you don't want to play cards.
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I'll get you a gun,
you can shoot yourself.
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Thank you.
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What's the matter
tonight, honey?
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Oh, I'm sorry, dear.
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I guess I'm just discouraged
about my career.
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Your career? Why?
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Well, I don't seem to be
getting anyplace.
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I'm not exciting anymore.
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You are to me.
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I mean I'm not news.
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Can't get my name in the paper.
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Nobody's talking about me.
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Oh, they are, too.
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I hear people talking about you
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all the time
all over the place.
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Yeah, name one.
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Well just the other morning
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the milkman asked me
how your cold was.
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That's what I mean.
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The milkman wants to know
how my cold is.
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Big deal.
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Well, what about
your publicity agent?
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That's a good question.
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I should give
that 50 bucks a week
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to someone who can get
my name in the paper.
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50 bucks a week.
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Gee, would you give that job
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to anybody who's...
who's bright and energetic
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and has wonderful ideas
about publicity?
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Who?
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Well, would you?
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Well, who is it?
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If I don't get your name
in the paper,
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it won't cost you
a cent.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no, no, no,
please, please don't!
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Now, no, Lucy,
don't... look, look.
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Just forget the whole
thing, will you, please?
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Now, just put publicity
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out of your mind
altogether.
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Oh, come, now.
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Oh, my goodness.
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What a horrible thought.
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It isn't that bad.
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Look, you want to
help me really?
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- Sure.
- All right.
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Just forget publicity
altogether.
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All right.
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Don't even tell people
that you know me.
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- All right!
- All right.
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Okay.
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- All right.
- All right already.
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Good morning, Lucy.
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Hi.
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What are you doing?
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Figuring out the value
of my jewelry.
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Insurance?
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No, publicity.
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Rick's worried
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because he hasn't been
getting enough publicity,
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so I'm going to help him.
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You know how those
Hollywood stars
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get their name in the paper
when their jewels are stolen.
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Hey, that's a wonderful idea.
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- Yeah.
- I can see the headline now.
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So can I.
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"Ricky Ricardo's wife robbed
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of priceless jewels
valued at..."
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43 dollars.
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Some headline.
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Yeah.
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Hey, how about letting Ricky
win a title like Miss America?
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He doesn't have
the right measurements.
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Oh, that's not
what I meant.
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No, we need
something like this. Look.
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"The Shah of Persia
has a standing order
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for all of
Benny Goodman's records."
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Well, you can do exactly
the same thing.
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How?
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Have Ricky order all of
Benny Goodman's records.
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Oh, Ethel!
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This item is good
only because it concerns royalty
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from a faraway country.
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That's what makes it exciting.
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Oh.
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If we just knew
a countess or a princess
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who couldn't live
without "Babalu."
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You don't know
any royalty, do you?
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My aunt was Queen-for-a-Day
once.
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Well, we'll just have
to dream someone up.
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Let's see now.
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We'll tell the papers that
an exotic princess is coming
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from a faraway country,
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traveling halfway
around the world
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just to hear Ricky
Ricardo in person.
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Hey, that's sensational!
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Yeah, now, what country
will she be from?
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Well, it can't be
too well-known.
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No.
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I know-- Franistan.
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Yeah...
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Franistan?
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I never heard of it.
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Neither did I.
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Princess Scheherazade,
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daughter of the
Maharajah of Franistan.
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Oh, if she was the daughter
of a maharajah,
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they wouldn't call her
a princess.
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What would
they call her?
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A maharani.
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Oh, no, Ethel, that's
a maharajah's wife.
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Oh.
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I guess she'd be
a "maharincess."
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- "Maharincess."
- Yeah.
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Scheherazade,
Maharincess of Franistan.
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Gee, that's wonderful.
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Yeah.
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Too bad she can't
really come to town.
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Yeah.
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Of course,
that's impossible.
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Yeah?
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Lucy!
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Just call me Scheherazade.
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You wouldn't dare!
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I would, too.
Will you help me?
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I'm yours to command,
my maharincess.
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The papers
will eat this up.
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Come on, we got a
lot of work to do.
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Now, you look up
the phone numbers
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- of all the newspapers in town.
- All right.
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I got the number
of the Post here.
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And we have to make
a reservation at a fancy hotel.
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How about staying
at the Waldorf?
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Swell.
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Hello.
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Hello, City Editor, please.
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This is the overseas operator.
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Hello, Editor?
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We have an overseas call
from Franistan.
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It's a Maharani-to-person call.
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Go ahead, Franistan.
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Hello, hello, hello?
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Hello, this is the Maharani
of Franistan.
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Please do not print in paper
about my daughter, Scheherazade.
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The Maharincess,
she come to America.
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Yes, she come to America
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and Maharajah very mad
she come to America
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just to see
famous singer in person.
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He is famous band leader.
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Ricky Ricardo.
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Ricky Ricardo!
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Ricky Ricardo!
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R-I-C-K-Y R...
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Yeah,
that's right, Ricky Ricardo.
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Yes.
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Now, promise... promise
you print nothing in paper,
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and you do not try to contact
her at Waldorf Astoria Hotel.
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Waldorf Astoria Hotel!
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Yeah, good-bye.
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Good-bye.
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How'd I sound?
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Great.
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Give me the next number.
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Well, do you know
when he'll be in?
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All right, look,
as soon as he gets there,
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would you please tell him
to call me?
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This is Ricky Ricardo.
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I'm down at the club.
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All right, good-bye.
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Hi, Rick.
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Hiya, Fred.
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Did you see the paper?
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Yeah, I saw the paper.
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Congratulations,
old boy.
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Look at the size
of this type.
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"Franistan royalty makes
pilgrimage to see Cuban idol."
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I know, I know.
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"Maharajah's daughter claims
Ricky Ricardo is real gone."
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I've read it, Fred, I read it.
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Yeah, yeah, well, I'd...
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kind of think you'd be a
little bit more excited.
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Not every band leader
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can make a maharincess
flip her beanie.
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No... you don't mean
to tell me
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you really believe
that story, do you?
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Well, it's in
all the papers.
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Are you out of your head
or something?
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A member of royalty
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in some ridiculous place
called Crafistan--
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Or whatever the name
of the joint is--
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She gets a hold
of one of my records,
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so she travels halfway
around the world
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just to hear me sing.
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Well, that's the phoniest story
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I've ever heard in my life.
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Then where did it come from?
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My press agent,
where else?
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I told that character
I wanted some publicity,
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but this is ridiculous.
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I'll be laughed right
out of the business.
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Well, now that I think it over,
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it does sound pretty silly.
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Of course it's silly.
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Only an idiot will believe
a story like that.
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Hello.
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Kenny. Now, look, what is
the matter with you, Kenny?
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Are you trying to get me
kicked out of show business?
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You know what
I'm talking about--
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The story in the paper,
the story.
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Look, that is the most
ridiculous, the most stupid,
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the silliest, phoniest...
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What?
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You didn't?
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Now, wait a minute, Clem.
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You're not kidding me, are you?
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Well, I'm going to call the
Waldorf right away and find out.
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You did call the Waldorf.
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And the Maharincess of Franistan
registered there this morning?
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Holy cow.
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Huh.
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How about that?
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Okay.
Talk to you later, kid.
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I guess it's true.
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Somebody around here just said
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only an idiot would fall
for a story like that.
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Now, wait a minute, Fred.
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Now, let's look at it this way.
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Here's this-this poor girl
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sitting in her castle
in faraway Franistan,
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she gets a hold
of one of my records,
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she finds my voice irresistible,
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and she falls madly in love.
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There's nothing far-fetched
about that.
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Maybe I ought to go out
and come in again.
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Gee, I wonder
if she speaks English.
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You know what they
speak in Franistan?
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I don't know.
Where is it?
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Where is it?
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Yeah.
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Oh, Fred, don't you
know anything?
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No. Where is it?
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Franistan?
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Yeah.
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Well, it's right between
Czechoslovakia and...
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Below the border
of Austria.
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Well, you know, it's stuck
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right in between
Switzerland and Persia--
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Right in there someplace.
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Oh, there!
265
00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:30,588
Yeah, there-- Franistan.
266
00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:31,881
That's where it is,
right there.
267
00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,969
How about that?
268
00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:39,472
Gee, I wonder what you do when
you're introduced to royalty.
269
00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:41,391
How about this, Fred--
270
00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:44,977
Your Highness, I am
delighted to meet you.
271
00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:48,356
Oh, Mr. Ricardo, you send me!
272
00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,288
Now, you're sure
that Her Highness
273
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:04,747
said she'd be here at 3:00?
274
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,541
Yes, her lady-in-waiting
called me
275
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,793
right after they checked
into the Waldorf,
276
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,670
and she said
she'd be here at 3:00.
277
00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:11,754
Hey, Ricky...
278
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:12,839
hold it.
279
00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:14,048
Thanks.
280
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,967
Are you going to put on
a whole show just for her?
281
00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,802
Yes, yes, it's a command
performance, you know.
282
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:18,970
We're going to
do everything.
283
00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:21,181
Hey, Rick, I just
called the house again.
284
00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,183
Lucy and Ethel
must be out shopping.
285
00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:25,518
Oh, gee, that's too bad
they have to miss it.
286
00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,020
- Yeah.
- Uh, fellows...
287
00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:30,523
now, please don't forget how
we rehearsed her entrance now.
288
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,357
- All right.
- All right? We tuned up?
289
00:11:32,482 --> 00:11:33,651
Okay.
290
00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:34,777
Cigarette?
291
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,529
Yeah, please, thank you.
292
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,490
I guess you must be
pretty nervous
293
00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:41,367
at meeting royalty
like this, huh?
294
00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:42,535
Mm? Nervous?
295
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,162
No. Why should
I be nervous
296
00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:45,580
about meeting royalty?
297
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,915
I don't have to be...
298
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,166
Hey, Rick, look.
299
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,375
Here they come.
300
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,878
All right, fellows,
up, everybody up.
301
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:04,557
The Maharincess of Franistan.
302
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,162
Your Highness.
303
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:37,006
Welcome to the Tropicana.
304
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:48,809
Your Highness.
305
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:04,951
Your Highness...
306
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,758
Your Highness...
307
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:23,094
did you have a nice trip over?
308
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:24,971
Yes.
309
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:34,105
Uh... are you... are you
enjoying your stay in America?
310
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,648
Yes.
311
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,650
Would Her Highness answer
312
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:40,111
a few questions
for the press?
313
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,279
- Yes.
- Good.
314
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,823
Your highness,
is it true that Ricky...
315
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,202
Uh-uh-uh.
316
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,578
Oh.
317
00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:52,832
Your Highness, is it true
318
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,960
that Ricky Ricardo is
your favorite vocalist?
319
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,628
Yes.
320
00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,839
Do you like any other
American performers?
321
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:00,881
No.
322
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:02,467
Now, let me see
if I have this straight--
323
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,135
You've never seen
Ricky Ricardo in person,
324
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,720
you first heard his records
two years ago
325
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,096
and you fell in love
with his voice
326
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,765
and decided to come
to America to see him.
327
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,641
Your father didn't approve,
but you came anyway
328
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,268
and you can hardly wait
to hear him sing.
329
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,269
Is that right?
330
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:20,026
Yes, no, yes, yes,
yes, no and yes.
331
00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:24,822
I see.
332
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:27,075
Now, about
the political situation
333
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,659
in Franistan-- do you...
334
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:29,952
Please!
335
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,790
No more questions.
336
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:40,171
The Maharincess
want you to sing.
337
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:42,048
Oh, well...
338
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,133
I'm deeply honored.
339
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,579
♪ When we are dancing ♪
340
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:18,042
♪ And you're
dangerously near me ♪
341
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:21,129
♪ I get ideas... ♪
342
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,299
Hold it, hold it.
343
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:37,019
What's wrong, please?
344
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:40,440
You sing, she swoons.
345
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,608
Please go on.
346
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,694
Well, well, if my singing
makes her faint,
347
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:45,945
maybe I'd better not.
348
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:49,031
Please, I like it.
349
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,376
♪ When we are dancing ♪
350
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:04,922
♪ And you're dangerously
near me ♪
351
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:10,011
♪ I get ideas, I get ideas ♪
352
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,387
♪ I want to hold you ♪
353
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:14,515
♪ So much closer
than I dare to... ♪
354
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,860
♪ I want to scold you ♪
355
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:29,113
♪ But I care more
than I fear to ♪
356
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,990
♪ And when you touch me ♪
357
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,618
♪ I perspire
in every finger... ♪
358
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:52,220
♪ I get ideas, I get ideas ♪
359
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:57,475
♪ And after we have kissed good
night and still you linger ♪
360
00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:03,356
♪ I kind of think
you get ideas, too. ♪
361
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:14,659
♪ Though your eyes
are always saying ♪
362
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,953
♪The things
you're never saying ♪
363
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:19,330
♪ I only hope they're saying ♪
364
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:23,917
♪ That you could love me, too. ♪
365
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:32,843
♪ For that's the whole idea,
it's true ♪
366
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:36,263
♪ The lovely idea ♪
367
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:41,185
♪ That I've fallen in love ♪
368
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:44,146
♪ With... ♪
369
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:51,112
♪ You. ♪
370
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,446
Oh.
371
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:53,864
Encore, encore.
372
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,782
- Encore.
- Thank you.
373
00:17:55,907 --> 00:17:57,285
Really, would you
like some more?
374
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,286
Really.
375
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,204
Oh, I see, uh...
376
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,955
Uh, Your Highness, I understand
377
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:05,960
that... your favorite number
of ours is... "Babalu."
378
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,671
Oh! "Babalu"...
379
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,798
"Babalu"!
380
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:36,324
♪ Babalu ♪
381
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,076
♪ Babalu... ♪
382
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:45,916
Well, Lucy, we'd
better get out of here.
383
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,501
We've got to check out
of this hotel
384
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:48,919
and get home
in time for dinner.
385
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:51,839
Oh, but I'm so tired
after that performance
386
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,758
at the club all afternoon.
387
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,092
It was worth it.
388
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,303
Think all the publicity
Ricky's going to get.
389
00:18:57,428 --> 00:19:00,806
Yeah, but why did he have
to sing so many songs?
390
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:04,685
25 numbers and every other one
was "Babalu."
391
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:09,440
If I'd had to faint one more
time, I'd have fainted.
392
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:10,775
Well, let's
get out of here.
393
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:11,942
Okay.
394
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,737
Listen, if that's
another reporter,
395
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,446
don't let him in.
396
00:19:16,571 --> 00:19:17,865
Yes?
397
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,784
- Where is Her Highness?
- Hey, wait a minute.
398
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,619
- Where is Her Highness?
- What do you want here?
399
00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:22,744
I want to...
400
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:28,292
Your Highness, you are
in terrible danger.
401
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:31,712
Things are not going good
in Franistan.
402
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,255
Franistan?
403
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:36,008
Oh, wait a minute,
now, who are you?
404
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:41,097
Chief of Franistanian
Secret Police, Amjan Xanadu.
405
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:44,934
Well, I'm Lucy Ricardo.
406
00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:47,936
You do not have to conceal
your identity from me.
407
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,814
You bear the mark
that is borne
408
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:52,358
only by women of royal
Franistan family--
409
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,443
Red and
black hair.
410
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,823
Look, this is just a wig, see?
411
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:01,575
Please believe me,
you are in great danger.
412
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,744
The revolutionists
are after you.
413
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,996
- Hey, he's serious.
- Good heavens, Ethel.
414
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,958
Do you really think there is
such a place as Franistan?
415
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,667
Hurry.
We have no time to lose!
416
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,003
Too late, they are here!
417
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:14,714
Lucy, what do you mean?!
418
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,173
Who's here?
419
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,340
Huh?
420
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:19,343
There she is.
421
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,761
Tom Tom, get him!
422
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,763
Ooh, what's
the matter?
423
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,432
No! No!
424
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,108
Farewell, Your Highness.
425
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:39,946
Please tell Maharajah
I have died for my country.
426
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,576
No...
427
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:44,660
no...
428
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:45,869
no!
429
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:55,212
We want royal secret.
430
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,256
Look, fellows,
you got me all wrong, I...
431
00:20:57,381 --> 00:21:01,260
You have red and black hair
of Franistan royalty.
432
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,220
What is secret?
433
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,222
All right,
I'll give you the secret.
434
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:06,557
It's every two weeks,
435
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:09,685
a cup of henna
to a gallon of water.
436
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:15,065
I'm not a maharincess,
I'm a henna-rinse-ess.
437
00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:21,696
She will talk
when the Tiger gets here.
438
00:21:21,821 --> 00:21:22,907
The Tiger?
439
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:26,327
He knows all methods
of oriental torture.
440
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,537
Water dripping on head.
441
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:31,999
Death by a thousand cuts.
442
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,125
Oh!
443
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:39,715
Ow!
444
00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:44,720
The lingering death
of the whips.
445
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,184
The Tiger knows them all.
446
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,519
[Ethel] Well, so long, Lucy.
447
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,061
Ethel, Ethel,
where are you going?
448
00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:57,273
The Tiger!
449
00:21:57,398 --> 00:21:59,527
The Tiger, the Tiger.
450
00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:02,655
Hail, Tiger.
451
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:06,325
- Hail, Tiger.
- Hail, Tiger.
452
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:09,619
Hail, Tiger.
Hail, Tiger!
453
00:22:09,744 --> 00:22:10,955
Hail, Tiger.
454
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:14,333
Hail, Tiger!
455
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,220
Hail, Tiger.
456
00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:36,730
Hail, Tiger!
457
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:57,501
Hail, Tiger.
458
00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:15,978
Ricky!
459
00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:21,859
Hi, Ethel.
460
00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:23,527
Fred Mertz!
461
00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:26,780
Mr. Foster and...
462
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:27,990
- Joe!
- Joe!
463
00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:31,327
What is this?!
464
00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:35,039
Well, "what is this?"
You're asking me, eh?
465
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:36,540
When I found out
466
00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:39,335
that you were the Maharincess
of Franistan,
467
00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:41,712
I decided to scare
the life out of you
468
00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:43,714
so you wouldn't try a fool thing
like that again.
469
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:46,215
Oh, well, how
did you find out?
470
00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:48,177
How did I find out?
Who else but you
471
00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:49,762
would listen to me
sing 25 songs
472
00:23:49,887 --> 00:23:51,138
and ask for more?
473
00:23:53,223 --> 00:23:55,184
Well, I don't think
it was very funny.
474
00:23:55,309 --> 00:23:56,852
You ought to be
ashamed of yourselves.
475
00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:58,520
You scared us
half to death.
476
00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:01,231
Oh, Ethel, were you scared?
477
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:03,025
I knew it was Ricky and Fred
all the time.
478
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:04,359
It didn't bother m...
479
00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:26,048
The part of the reporter
480
00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:27,758
was played by Peter Leeds.
481
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:30,135
The photographer was played
by Bennett Green.
482
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:33,388
The two assassins were played
by Dick Reeves and Gil Herman.
483
00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:49,154
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is a Desilu Production.
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