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No!
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Really, Marge?
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Well, confidentially,
I've suspected that right along.
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I have, I have.
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You know what
I've always thought
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about Betty and Jack.
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Yeah, well, I've always said
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if there was ever
anything in the world...
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Lucy, Lucy, for goodness sakes,
get off the phone.
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Pardon me, Marge.
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Did you say something, Ricky?
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Yes, I said, "Lucy, for goodness
sakes, get off the phone."
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Oh.
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Hello, Marge, bad connection.
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Where were we?
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Oh, yeah, Betty.
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Yeah, uh-huh...
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She didn't!
She didn't!
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She didn't!
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She couldn't!
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Maybe that's why she didn't.
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Oh, keep quiet.
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No, not you, Marge.
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Well, honey, I never would
have thought that of Betty.
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Oh, good-bye, Marge.
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I'm surprised the phone
hasn't grown to your ear.
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Oh...
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Lucy, why did you stop?
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Don't tell me you got tired
of taking Betty apart?
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Who got tired?
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Marge had to hang up.
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Betty just walked in.
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Gee, I wonder what
they're saying about me.
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Lucy, I want to speak
to you about goss'ping.
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"Gossping"?
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Yes, I think that gossiping
is vicious and petty
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and I think a gossip is the
lowest form of human life.
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Oh, so do I.
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You don't seem
to get my message.
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I was talking about you.
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Me gossip?
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What do you call what
you were doing on the phone?
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Well, it wasn't
gossiping.
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I prefer to think of it
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as a mutual exchange
of vital information.
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Ay...
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Anyway, she was gossiping.
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I was just listening.
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Lucy, you remember
the old saying
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"Birds of a feather
smell the same"?
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You mean, "A rose by any
other name flocks together."
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Yeah.
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Well, anyway,
I was just listening.
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It isn't gossip unless
I tell it to someone else.
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Well, that shouldn't take
very long.
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Are you implying
that I can't keep my mouth shut?
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Yeah.
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Well, you'll find out.
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Nobody's going to get
this information from me.
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My lips are sealed.
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Uh, Fred and Ethel
are coming up tonight.
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I don't care,
my lips are sealed.
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This I got to see.
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You will.
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Let them in,
I'll be right back.
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All right.
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- Hi, Ricky.
- Hi.
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I'm sorry we're late.
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I was fixing my hair.
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Hey, Rick, is your phone
out of order?
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I've been trying to get you
for an hour and a half.
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Yeah, well, I know.
Lucy's been on the phone
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for an hour and a half
talking to Marge.
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Oh.
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She's been getting
all the details
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in some nice,
juicy gossip.
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Really?
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Who was it? When did it happen?
Who did what?
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Oh, come on, Ethel,
reel in your antenna.
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Quiet.
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Come on, Ricky,
give out.
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Uh-uh.
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Well, Lucy will tell me.
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I don't know about that.
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She said
she wouldn't say a word.
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She said her lips are sealed.
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Huh?
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Oh, boy, I'll say
they're sealed.
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Hey, I kind of like that.
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How come you never went in
for one of those?
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Oh, shut up.
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Lucy, Ricky says
you know
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a nice piece
of juicy gossip.
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Well, tell me.
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Oh, darn it!
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This is liable
to be real good, Fred.
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Would you care to join me
in a ringside seat.
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Thank you.
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[Ethel] Oh, this is maddening.
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Who's it about, Lucy?
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Madge?
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Uh... Blanche?
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Um...
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Dorothy?
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Um...
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Luanne?
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Uh, Betty?
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It's about Betty?
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Um...
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Uh, Betty and who?
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Betty and Fred?
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No...
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Betty and Ricky?
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Oh!
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Betty and her
husband, Jack!
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Oh, Betty and her
husband Jack, yeah!
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Um...
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what happened?
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They had a fight?
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What did they... what
did they fight about?
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A vase?
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A woman?
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Another woman?
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Betty and her husband,
Jack, had a fight
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about another
woman? Oh...
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[Ricky] Lucy,
you promised you wasn't going
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to say anything
to Ethel about it.
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You're breaking your promise.
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I don't care
if you're not saying anything.
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You're still gossiping.
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Don't stop her now.
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I haven't found out
what happened.
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How did Betty find out
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about Jack and
the other woman?
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Who are you?
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A man?
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Her husband, Jack!
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Yeah, her husband,
Jack...
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and Betty.
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No, no...
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the other woman!
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Jack and
the other woman!
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Were out dancing?
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And drinking?
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And kissing?
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Oh!
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How'd Betty
find out about it?
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Now, they
were dancing...
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Yeah, Jack and the other
woman are dancing...
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and Betty came in
the club...
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and saw them!
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So she
separated them.
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Ooh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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And Jack, Jack,
yeah, yeah...
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tried to get them to stop
fighting, huh? Yeah...
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And they both
beat up on him?
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Oh!
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Now they're all
fighting...
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all three of them
are fighting...
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and somebody
came in.
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Uh, the manager?
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Uh, the bouncer?
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Oh!
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The doorman.
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[Ricky] Uh, uh, uh...
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a-a policeman!
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A policeman.
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He put the girls
in the black Maria?
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Oh!
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Ooh, he threw in Jack!
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Oh, what a juicy piece
of gossip.
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What a performance.
Bravo!
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Bravo!
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Thank you, thank you.
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Isn't it amazing
what women go through
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to tell each other
some dirt?
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Fantastic!
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Listen, so we gossip
a little-- so do men.
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[Fred] Men gossip?
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Yes, men gossip.
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Well, now...
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Now, wait
a minute, Fred.
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In all fairness,
some men gossip a little.
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Who does?
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Well, uh, take Marco,
my piano player, for instance.
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It was only yesterday
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that I caught him
talking to the drummer
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about Joe, the trombone player
and what a wolf he is.
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Joe, a wolf?
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Is he?
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I don't see
how he can blow a note
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with those fangs of his.
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No kidding?
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Well, listen, this week
is Nancy, the harpist.
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Last week was one of
the girls in the trio.
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The week before that,
it was the hat-check girl.
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No!
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Yeah.
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Thank you,
Hedda and Lolly.
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Now, wait a minute.
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The point is, we can take it
or leave it alone.
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With you women,
it's your life's blood.
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Well, you two aren't
exactly anemic.
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I'll bet you
that we can keep from gossiping
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longer than you men can.
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Oh, that's a hot one!
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Girls, you've made
yourself a bet.
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Okay, what's the bet?
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Well, let's make it
something interesting, now.
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I know!
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The losers will serve
the winners
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breakfast in bed
for a month. How's that?
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Okay, you've got yourself
a deal.
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All right!
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Oh, hiya, Fred.
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Oh, hi, Rick.
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Wait a second,
I'll walk home with you.
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Ah, I'm glad I saw you.
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Just coffee.
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How are things in
the gossip front?
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Well, this is
the third day, isn't it?
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Yeah, I haven't heard a peep
of gossip out of Lucy.
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Not a peep
out of my biddy either.
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Thank you.
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You know,
I have a plan
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but I think it's
a little sneaky.
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Good, let's hear it.
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Well, I thought maybe
we could cook up
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some sensational hunk
of gossip, see...
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Uh-huh?
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And then we tell it to our wives
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and leave them alone
and wait for them to explode.
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Well, there will be
an explosion, all right
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except for one thing.
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What's that?
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If we tell them,
then we'll be gossiping.
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Oh, yeah, I didn't
think of that.
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It was a nice try,
though-- good try.
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Listen.
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Huh?
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Supposing that, accidentally, we
mumbled something in our sleep
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and our wives overheard it.
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We couldn't be accused
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of gossiping then,
could we?
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Well, no...
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but what with...
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oh, you mean we-we pretend that
we're talking in our sleep?
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You got me.
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Ricky, you're
a Cuban genius.
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Thank you.
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Now, let's see...
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who will we make up
the story about?
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Well, what about...
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wait a minute, now.
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What about the Foster
woman, the blonde in 3-B?
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They're both jealous
of her looks anyway.
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Yeah, Grace Foster.
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Yeah.
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That's good,
that's good.
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Grace Foster and who?
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The milkman.
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The milkman?
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Yes.
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That little,
bitty guy?
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Yeah.
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He's so bashful.
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That makes it
all the juicier.
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Grace Foster.
271
00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:44,746
Grace Foster.
272
00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:51,920
Grace Foster!
273
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,598
Huh? What's
the matter?
274
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,516
What's the matter, Ricky?
275
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,063
Oh, you must have had
a nightmare.
276
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,067
Sleep well,
little husband.
277
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,030
Grace Foster.
278
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,327
Grace Foster?
279
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,706
What about
Grace Foster?
280
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:31,000
What are you
dreaming about?
281
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:34,045
Why are you smiling
like that?
282
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,965
What about Grace Foster?
283
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,010
Grace Foster
is running away.
284
00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:43,513
-
-
285
00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:46,975
Grace Foster is
running away with...
286
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,855
Don't stop now.
287
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:53,856
Go on.
288
00:12:55,482 --> 00:12:58,361
Grace Foster is running away
with the milkman.
289
00:12:58,486 --> 00:12:59,487
The milkman?
290
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,073
Uh-huh.
291
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:08,746
Go on, go on.
292
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,623
Grace Foster y el lechero
293
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,417
se van a salir juntos...
294
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,419
In English, in English!
295
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:20,383
Grace Foster is running away
with the milkman
296
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:23,261
and her husband
doesn't suspect anything.
297
00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:24,429
Go on.
298
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,224
That is all.
299
00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:37,482
Ooh, Ethel will die
when she hears this.
300
00:13:37,607 --> 00:13:40,486
I can't keep it to myself
another minute.
301
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:42,405
I'll call her right now.
302
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,578
Gee, it's pretty late.
303
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:50,580
I wonder what time it is.
304
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,752
4:00.
305
00:13:56,753 --> 00:14:00,298
Well, she might still be up.
306
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:08,723
I can't tell her
without losing that bet.
307
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,059
It would be gossip.
308
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,226
Darn it!
309
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:25,698
That's right, sleep,
you big ox.
310
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:27,909
What? What?
311
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,243
What happened? What?
What happened?
312
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,579
You must have been
dreaming, dear.
313
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:32,705
Oh... oh.
314
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,416
Good night, dear.
315
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,709
Good night.
316
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:44,592
I'm a real stinker, all right.
317
00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:49,931
Ricky!
318
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,019
Ricky!
319
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,437
Hello, Fred.
320
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:01,484
How did it go
last night?
321
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:02,527
Wonderful.
322
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,821
She swallowed
the whole story.
323
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,781
How did it go
with Ethel?
324
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,908
Well, if she'd have flapped
her ears anymore,
325
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,993
she would
have taken off
326
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,161
and circled
the room.
327
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:14,497
Listen, we're a cinch
to win the bet.
328
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:15,540
How do you know?
329
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:16,749
Well, Lucy just announced
330
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,543
that she's going
to go downstairs
331
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,920
and borrow a cup
of flour from Ethel.
332
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,922
Well, let's not waste
any more time.
333
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,006
Where are we going?
334
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,675
We'll go down to the basement
335
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,260
and listen through
the furnace pipe.
336
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:28,261
Good idea.
337
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:29,554
Come on!
338
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:38,271
Ricky, I'm going downstairs now.
339
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:39,897
Ricky?
340
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:45,778
- Oh.
- Oh.
341
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,447
I just came up to borrow
a cup of sugar.
342
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,782
I was just coming down
to borrow a cup of flour.
343
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:50,867
Well, come on in, sit down.
344
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,076
Okay.
345
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,457
How about
a cup of coffee?
346
00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:58,749
Uh, no, thanks.
347
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,925
Um...
348
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,677
How have you been?
349
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,387
Oh, I've been
fine, fine.
350
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:13,556
I feel wonderful.
351
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:14,891
How have you been?
352
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:17,518
Great, great,
never felt better.
353
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,522
Well, let's drink
to our good health.
354
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:27,570
What's new?
355
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,031
Um, uh... uh...
356
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,244
Nothing.
357
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,246
What's new with you?
358
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,373
Nothing.
359
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:44,754
Dull, aren't we?
360
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,047
Yeah.
361
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,425
Well, I might
as well go home.
362
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,093
How about your sugar?
363
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,261
Sugar?
364
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,263
Oh, never mind.
365
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,599
I really didn't need
any flour either.
366
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:57,767
Well, so long.
367
00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:58,768
Bye.
368
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,102
Drop up later,
Ethel.
369
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:01,812
I got a pudding
in the oven.
370
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:02,813
Pudding?
371
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:03,814
What kind?
372
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,733
Grace Foster...
I mean, brown Betty!
373
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,319
You know, then!
374
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,404
- Yes, do you?
- Yes!
375
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,365
Ricky, are you in there?
376
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,578
What did you hear?
377
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,121
I heard that Grace
is getting ready
378
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:20,705
to run away with the milkman!
379
00:17:20,830 --> 00:17:22,166
They're going to Mexico
and get a quick divorce
380
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,667
and they're settling
in Steubenville.
381
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,753
- Steubenville?! -Yeah.
He's got a new milk route.
382
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,547
Oh.
383
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:30,883
Well, if you ask me, I think
her husband is well rid of her.
384
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:34,554
I think so, too.
I think so, too.
385
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:37,390
[Fred eerily] Ethel Mertz!
386
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:38,724
- What's that?
- What's that?
387
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:42,561
You ought to be ashamed
of yourself.
388
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:43,604
Who's that?
389
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,898
This is your conscience.
390
00:17:47,023 --> 00:17:49,902
You have been gossiping.
391
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:53,698
Ethel, you've got the loudest
conscience I ever heard.
392
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:58,578
[Ricky] Lucy Ricardo!
393
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:01,247
This is your conscience.
394
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:04,250
You've been
goss'ping, too.
395
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:07,628
Oh, fine, my conscience
has an accent.
396
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,674
Ricky Ricardo,
where are you?!
397
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:14,010
Fred and I are down
in the basement.
398
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,595
We listened
to the whole thing
399
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:16,971
through
the furnace pipe.
400
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,348
[Fred] Looks like you've lost
the bet, girls.
401
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,850
Oh!
402
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,351
Keep them
talking.
403
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,686
Um, uh, what are you doing
down there now?
404
00:18:24,811 --> 00:18:28,273
[Fred] We knew you'd blab
that phony Grace Foster story
405
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:29,275
to each other.
406
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,526
Phony?
407
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,236
[Ricky] Yes, we dreamt it up
408
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,031
and told it to you
last night in our sleep.
409
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:42,455
There! Maybe a little
soot will teach them
410
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:43,705
not to be
so smart next time.
411
00:18:43,830 --> 00:18:45,333
How do you like that?
412
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,542
They deliberately
tricked us.
413
00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:49,712
What a couple of fools we are.
414
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,048
Now we got to give
those two bums
415
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:54,133
breakfast in bed
for a month.
416
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,885
What a revolting
thought.
417
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:57,219
Wait a minute!
418
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,972
If they weren't asleep,
they were awake.
419
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:03,809
Well, that's
a monumental conclusion.
420
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:06,395
No, no, I mean
if they were awake
421
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,773
when they told us that story,
422
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,316
they were gossiping.
423
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:11,317
Yeah!
424
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:13,653
How about that?
425
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:17,406
Suddenly the breakfast
is on the other foot.
426
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:25,414
Well, if it isn't
the coal-dust twins.
427
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,000
Very funny.
428
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:31,837
All right, girls, we won
the bet fair and square.
429
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,172
Didn't we, Fred?
430
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,173
That we did.
431
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:36,175
Now, let's see...
432
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,512
tomorrow morning I would
like some orange juice
433
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:44,850
two eggs basted, ham,
toast, jam and coffee.
434
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:47,019
I'll have the same,
sweetie.
435
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,479
Well, that's just wonderful
436
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,648
except for tomorrow morning,
you'll be serving it to us.
437
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,148
She is so right.
438
00:19:52,273 --> 00:19:54,359
[Fred and Ricky] What do you mean?
439
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:57,696
I mean you weren't
really talking in your sleep
440
00:19:57,821 --> 00:19:59,490
so you were
gossiping first!
441
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,201
Now, wait a minute,
girls, wait a minute.
442
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,661
You have misconstrued
443
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,996
the entire point
of the situation.
444
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,290
Now, you see, if
the story were true
445
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:10,376
then we would have
been gossiping
446
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,128
but the story
was not true--
447
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:13,129
We made it up.
448
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:15,047
The whole thing
was "friction"
449
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:17,508
so we were
not gossiping.
450
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,678
Now, you girls believed
that the story was true
451
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:22,221
so you were gossiping.
452
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,013
Now, that's
the whole thing.
453
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,224
Oh, that is
the silliest way
454
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,851
of trying to crawl
out of a bet...
455
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,185
What do you mean,
"friction"?
456
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,186
Wait a minute!
457
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:38,696
Good morning, Your Majesty.
458
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,574
Good morning.
459
00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:42,575
That's nice.
460
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,076
You're
a very good wife.
461
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,411
Thank you very much.
462
00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:46,829
Thank you.
463
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:49,582
[Fred] Ricky, don't start
till I get there!
464
00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:56,005
Fred, what are you
doing up here?
465
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:59,300
Well, I thought we ought to
share our moment of triumph.
466
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:00,301
May I?
467
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,552
Be my guest.
468
00:21:05,388 --> 00:21:07,224
Where are you,
Ethel?
469
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,977
Coming, master.
470
00:21:15,523 --> 00:21:17,276
This is the life,
isn't it, Fred?
471
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,528
We're living
like kings.
472
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:23,073
Why did you ever agree
that they won the bet?
473
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,784
Well, Ethel, it
would be different
474
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,452
if that story
about Grace Foster
475
00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:28,454
and the milkman was true,
but it wasn't.
476
00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:29,705
That's right.
477
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:30,790
Absolutely.
478
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:31,874
Help! Help! Save me! Help!
479
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,083
- What's this?
- Who's that?
480
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:35,836
Save me!
He's after me, he's after me!
481
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:36,837
Who's after you?
482
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,298
Oh, all my milk
will turn sour.
483
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:40,340
- He's after me!
- Who's after you?
484
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:41,342
- Who's after you?
- Who's that?
485
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:42,468
Mr. Foster, Mr. Foster!
486
00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:43,469
[Ethel] Mr. Foster?!
487
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:44,929
Where can I hide?
488
00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:45,971
- In there.
- Oh...
489
00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:47,598
[Mr. Foster] All right, where is that...?
490
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:48,933
[Ethel] Oh, help hide him, Lucy.
491
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,518
[Ricky] What's going on here?
492
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,186
[Mr. Foster] Just watch me get
my hands on that little shrimp!
493
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,647
That's all I want to do
is find him!
494
00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:56,523
What do you mean
breaking in here?
495
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:57,650
What's going on here,
Mr. Foster?
496
00:21:57,775 --> 00:21:59,777
I'll teach that
cow juice peddler
497
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:01,278
to flirt with my wife.
498
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:03,989
Come on out, you
cottage cheese Casanova!
499
00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:06,325
What you doing there,
you little shrimp...
500
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:13,040
Mr. Foster, now, now nothing
can be settled with a gun.
501
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,041
No?
502
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,584
You'll just
go to jail.
503
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:16,710
Wow.
504
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,671
Now, you don't want to go
to jail, do you?
505
00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:20,339
No.
506
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:23,259
Now... now, this is something
that should be settled
507
00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:25,386
between you and
your wife, Grace.
508
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:28,722
Yeah, I guess shooting him
wouldn't solve anything.
509
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,224
It certainly wouldn't.
510
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,184
I suppose maybe
I ought to give Grace
511
00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:33,394
a chance to explain.
512
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:34,478
That's right.
513
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:35,855
Yeah.
514
00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:39,733
But let me tell you one thing.
515
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:42,403
From now on,
we drink goat's milk.
516
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:55,583
So there's no truth
to the story, hey, fellas?
517
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:59,044
[Ethel] Yeah, how about that, boys?
518
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:18,522
Oh, no, you don't.
519
00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:21,442
I'll have honeydew melon
filled with strawberries
520
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,359
eggs Benedict
and hot chocolate.
521
00:23:23,484 --> 00:23:26,030
I'll have the same,
Fatso.
522
00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:35,080
Eso es lo que quiere comer
para el desayuno--
523
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:38,083
Un pedazo de honeydew melon,
Benedict eggs
524
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:39,835
filled with strawberry
525
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,712
y chocolate caliente...
526
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,054
Oh, I forgot
all about you.
527
00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:51,263
You're safe now.
528
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:52,598
[Ethel] What a break
529
00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:54,934
he chose this apartment
to hide in.
530
00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:56,936
Would you hand me
my purse there please?
531
00:23:57,061 --> 00:23:57,936
Oh.
532
00:23:58,061 --> 00:23:59,313
Thank you.
533
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,398
Now, here's
five dollars for you
534
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:04,443
and please give this
five dollars to Mr. Foster
535
00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:07,154
and tell him I said,
"thank you very much."
536
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,531
You both gave
wonderful performances.
537
00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:13,661
Aw, think nothing of it,
Mrs. Ricardo.
538
00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:16,372
Oh, with my compliments.
539
00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:18,374
Oh, thank you.
540
00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:20,084
It was a pleasure.
541
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:22,044
Any time.
542
00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:23,504
[Lucy] Bye-bye.
543
00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:49,946
The part of the milkman
544
00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:51,907
was played
by Bobby Jellison.
545
00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:54,702
Mr. Foster was played
by Dick Reeves.
546
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,723
I Love Lucy is
a Desilu production.
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