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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:26,235 ♪ I want a girl ♪ 2 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:31,156 ♪ Just like the girl ♪ 3 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:35,911 ♪ That married dear, old Dad ♪ 4 00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:41,165 ♪ That married dear, old Dad ♪ 5 00:00:41,290 --> 00:00:45,254 ♪ My dear old dad. ♪ 6 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,632 Oh, that was wonderful! 7 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:49,967 We're great. 8 00:00:50,092 --> 00:00:51,677 Yeah, you even sounded good. 9 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:53,136 Thank you. 10 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:55,264 You know, a little more practice and we could do 11 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:56,807 singing commercials for television. 12 00:00:56,932 --> 00:01:00,519 Gee, Ethel, you certainly play the piano wonderfully. 13 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:01,645 Oh, thanks, Lucy. 14 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:03,230 Hey, how about "Sweet Sue"? 15 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:04,982 Yeah, that has a nice harmony, all right? 16 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:06,483 ♪ Da-da da-da-da-da... ♪ 17 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:07,776 Oh, wait a minute, Ethel. 18 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,653 It's, uh, it's 2:00 in the morning. 19 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:11,071 Well, what about it, honey? 20 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:14,032 Yeah, yeah, 2:00's the perfect time for "Sweet Sue." 21 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:16,200 - Yeah. -Well, I mean, it's a little late. 22 00:01:16,325 --> 00:01:18,120 Won't the other tenants complain? 23 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:19,162 - About what? - Complain about what, honey? 24 00:01:19,288 --> 00:01:20,163 About all the noise. 25 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:21,915 - Noise? - Noise? -Noise? 26 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:25,002 Huh, we're not making noise; we're making music. 27 00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:26,670 Yeah. Let them phone the landlord. 28 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:27,671 I'm not home. 29 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:31,592 I always forget that you're the landlord. 30 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:33,093 [Ricky] Yeah, come on. 31 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:36,054 Besides, what's wrong with good friends harmonizing a little? 32 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:37,806 That's what the world needs more of. 33 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,224 You're right. 34 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:42,144 Oh, it's so wonderful to have landlords like you two. 35 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:44,813 What a break for us to have tenants like you two. 36 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,773 - Well, okay, okay, "Sweet Sue." - Yeah. 37 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:48,108 ♪ Da-da da-da-da-da... ♪ 38 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:49,318 Look at this place, Lucy. 39 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:50,861 You've taken such good care of it 40 00:01:50,986 --> 00:01:53,572 we could rent it tomorrow and not have to change a thing. 41 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:55,574 - Okay, okay, "Sweet Sue." - Yeah. 42 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:57,034 ♪ Da-da da-da-da-da... ♪ 43 00:01:57,159 --> 00:01:58,619 Well, you know why, Ethel? 44 00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:00,579 It was in such wonderful condition when we moved in. 45 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:01,997 Well, all right, all right, girls. 46 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:02,998 Now, "Sweet Sue." 47 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,458 ♪ Da-da da-da da-da... ♪ 48 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:07,461 You're the nicest tenant I ever had. 49 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:08,794 And you're certainly 50 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:11,048 the nicest landlady I've ever had. 51 00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:14,050 And this is the most sickening conversation 52 00:02:14,175 --> 00:02:15,135 I've ever heard. 53 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:16,136 You're so right. 54 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:17,971 - Oh... - Oh, you two have no sentiment. 55 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:19,681 I move that we dedicate the next number 56 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:20,974 to our wonderful friendship. 57 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:23,185 - All right, to our friendship. - I subscribe to that. 58 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,145 That's a wonderful idea. To Ricky and Lucy. 59 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:26,355 Here we go. 60 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,024 - Ah, now then. - All right? 61 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,025 "Sweet Sue"-- ready, go. 62 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,234 - "Sweet Sue." - Good, wasn't it? 63 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:32,861 ♪ Da-da da-da-da-da ♪ 64 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,197 ♪ Every star above ♪ 65 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:37,616 ♪ Knows the one I love ♪ 66 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:42,079 ♪ Sweet Sue, just you ♪ 67 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:44,748 ♪ And the moon up high ♪ 68 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:47,250 ♪ Knows the reason why ♪ 69 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:51,797 ♪ Sweet Sue, yes, you ♪ 70 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:57,010 ♪ No one else, it seems, ever shared my dreams ♪ 71 00:02:57,135 --> 00:03:01,014 ♪ And without you, dear, I don't know what I'd do ♪ 72 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:06,019 ♪ In this heart of mine, you live all the time ♪ 73 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:09,981 ♪ Sweet Sue, that's you ♪ 74 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:14,151 ♪ Nobody but you. ♪ 75 00:03:14,276 --> 00:03:16,363 Oh, that's all. It's getting late. We got to go. 76 00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:17,823 Yeah, we got to get out of here. 77 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:19,157 Oh, no, Ethel. You got to go? 78 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:21,118 Oh, honey, no. Thanks for everything, now. 79 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:23,412 - Oh, that's too bad. - Thanks for everything, Rick. 80 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,788 - We've enjoyed it. -Well, I'm glad you came up, Fred. 81 00:03:25,913 --> 00:03:26,790 See you in the morning. 82 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:28,959 - Good-bye, Ethel. - You cut that out. 83 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:30,127 - Good night. - Good night. 84 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:31,419 Good night. 85 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:33,255 Oh... 86 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,632 Gee... 87 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:38,635 Aren't they wonderful people? 88 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,971 Yeah, they sure are a lot of fun, honey. 89 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:43,265 Oh, I had such a good time tonight. 90 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:46,476 I want to live in this apartment the rest of my life. 91 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:49,646 Well, honey, I think that you and I and Fred and Ethel 92 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:51,857 are fated to go through life together. 93 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:53,150 - Yep. - Hey, look. 94 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:54,901 Ethel left her rings here. 95 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:56,653 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 96 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:58,780 You know, honey, she's absolutely right. 97 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:01,241 People ought to do more singing in this world. 98 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:02,534 That's right, honey. 99 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:07,622 Yes, sir, they sure should sing-- everybody. 100 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:08,623 "Sweet Sue." 101 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:15,255 ♪ Every star above knows the one I love ♪ 102 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:19,718 ♪ Sweet Sue, just you ♪ 103 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:24,139 ♪ And the moon up high knows the reason why ♪ 104 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:28,726 ♪ Sweet Sue, yes, you ♪ 105 00:04:28,851 --> 00:04:33,190 ♪ No one else, it seems, ever shared my dreams ♪ 106 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:36,193 ♪ And without you, dear, I don't know what I'd do. ♪ 107 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:38,737 Ya-da-bum, ba-de-dum, ba-de-dum, bum-bum. 108 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:41,363 What was that? 109 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:42,449 I don't know. 110 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:43,658 Come on, let's go. 111 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:48,371 ♪ In... this... heart of mine, you I... ♪ 112 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:52,959 That sounded like it came from the Mertz apartment. 113 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:54,878 Oh, no, honey, it couldn't be. 114 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:55,921 No, I guess not. 115 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:58,423 ♪ You live all the... ♪ 116 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:01,551 ♪ Time. ♪ 117 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,221 ♪ Sweet Sue, it's you. ♪ 118 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:08,475 Hello? 119 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:09,892 [Ethel] Hello, Lucy? 120 00:05:10,017 --> 00:05:12,103 Hi, Ethel, what's you... what's on your mind? 121 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:13,772 What's going on up there, anyway? 122 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:15,315 Oh, we're singing "Sweet Sue." 123 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,108 Want to come up for another chorus? 124 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:18,819 Do you know what time it is? 125 00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:21,404 How do you expect anybody to get to sleep? 126 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:23,073 Why, Ethel, what's the matter? 127 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:25,659 You thought it was fine when you were up here. 128 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:28,954 Well, I'm down here now and I think it's lousy. 129 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:32,249 Well, really, Ethel! 130 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:34,876 How can you change in such a short time? 131 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:37,045 Good night, Lucy. 132 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,421 Good night. 133 00:05:40,464 --> 00:05:42,175 What's the matter with Ethel? 134 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:46,346 She must've walked downstairs too fast and gotten the bends. 135 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:48,265 What? 136 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:50,684 Well, she's a little grumpy because we're making noise. 137 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:52,310 - Well, I thought she... - Well, so did I. 138 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:53,728 She'll be over it in the morning. 139 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,647 - Come on, honey, let's go to bed. -All right. 140 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:59,025 ♪ Da-da da-da-da, da-da, da-da-da... ♪ 141 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:02,320 94, 95, 96... 142 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:07,367 97, 98, 99, 100. 143 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:35,729 Oh, no, you don't. 144 00:06:52,077 --> 00:06:53,538 Now, Ricky... 145 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:56,291 All right, all right, we'll compromise. 146 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:08,136 That's a compromise? 147 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,849 Now, what do you want me to do, freeze to death? 148 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:15,560 - -A little fresh air isn't going to hurt you, 149 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:16,603 you hothouse plant. 150 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:19,272 Hello? 151 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:21,483 [Fred] Will you cut out that racket up there? 152 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:22,525 Fred? 153 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:23,777 Yes, Fred! 154 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:26,237 How do you expect people to get any sleep? 155 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:28,323 Well, I was only closing the windows. 156 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,951 What with? A sledgehammer? 157 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:32,911 Now listen, Fred... 158 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:34,496 Listen, my foot. 159 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:37,290 Now, let's have it quiet up there! 160 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:42,921 Huh, how do you like that? 161 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:46,800 "Let's have it quiet up there!" he says. 162 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:49,594 Some lousy landlords they are. 163 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:52,931 Yeah. 164 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:54,641 Nerts to the Mertz. 165 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:57,018 Yeah. 166 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:59,312 Well... good night, baby. 167 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:00,605 Good night, honey. 168 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,304 Oh, no. 169 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:40,270 The shower is dripping. 170 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:42,439 Yep, sure is. 171 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:49,112 Somebody should get up and fix it. 172 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:51,405 Yep, somebody should. 173 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:57,037 - Well? - Well? 174 00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:59,706 This isn't getting us anyplace. 175 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:01,583 We'll both get up and fix it. 176 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:02,583 What? 177 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:03,960 That's the only fair way. 178 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:06,796 When I count to three, we'll both jump out of bed. 179 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:07,797 All right. 180 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:08,798 - You ready? - Ready. 181 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:09,799 Okay. 182 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:11,468 One... 183 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:12,927 two... 184 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,220 three! 185 00:09:22,102 --> 00:09:25,565 Apparently, we can't trust either of us. 186 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,442 Apparently. 187 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:30,111 Well, as far as I'm concerned, that shower can drip all night. 188 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,112 I just don't care. 189 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,489 I won't pay any attention to it. 190 00:09:32,614 --> 00:09:33,782 All right, neither will I. 191 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,116 - All right. - All right. 192 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:21,621 I can't stand it anymore! 193 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,331 I can't stand it, I tell you! 194 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:26,417 I can't stand it! 195 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:27,752 I can't stand it anymore! 196 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:28,753 I can't stand it! 197 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:33,842 What are you doing? 198 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,885 I can't lock it up! I can't lock it! 199 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:37,511 I'm going to use the wrench. 200 00:10:37,636 --> 00:10:39,764 - - Oh... 201 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:46,980 Hello? 202 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,190 What's going on up there now?! 203 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,901 Ricky's trying to fix some of your antique plumbing! 204 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,194 That's what's going on! 205 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,571 Oh, no. 206 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:56,072 Let me talk to him! 207 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,574 All right! 208 00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:59,242 Fred wants to talk to you! 209 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:02,787 - Just a minute! - Just a minute! 210 00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:09,794 [Ricky shouting] Oh, no, no! 211 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:10,920 Oh, Ricky! 212 00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:12,630 Ricky, what happened?! 213 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,506 What happened?! What happened?! 214 00:11:14,631 --> 00:11:15,842 Oh... 215 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:18,886 Oh... 216 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:20,722 The pipe broke, that's what happened! 217 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,557 Oh, honey, you're all wet. 218 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,601 Give me that phone! Hello! 219 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:28,271 Listen, lunkhead, stop pounding on those pipes! 220 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:30,148 Listen, you old poop, 221 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:32,275 why don't you put some decent plumbing in this firetrap?! 222 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,445 We will, as soon as we get some decent tenants! 223 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,114 Yeah? Well, maybe you'd like us to move. 224 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,741 That'd suit me fine. 225 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:40,783 All right, all right! 226 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,410 That settles it-- we're moving! 227 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,120 Good-bye and good riddance! 228 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:45,121 Good-bye! 229 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,122 We're moving! 230 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,207 Good! 231 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,208 They're moving. 232 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:49,375 Good! 233 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,463 I wouldn't stay in this crummy apartment 234 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:56,216 with those horrible Mertzes if you paid me. 235 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:57,800 [Fred] Hello! 236 00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,261 Hello. I'd like to speak to Mrs. Mertz. 237 00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:03,932 Hello. 238 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,851 Whoever told you you could play the piano?! 239 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,530 Good morning. 240 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,712 I hate to bother you, Mrs. Ricardo, 241 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:37,215 but I believe I left my diamond rings 242 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:38,841 on your piano last night. 243 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,385 Yes, you did, Mrs. Mertz. 244 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,804 I'd be very happy to get them for you. 245 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:43,846 Oh, don't bother. 246 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,014 I'll get them... 247 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,599 if they're still there. 248 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:51,437 I don't know why you should worry. 249 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:54,691 You can always buy another box of Cracker Jack. 250 00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:00,989 I'll have you know these are real diamonds. 251 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,407 Ha! 252 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,620 Mrs. Ricardo, would you be so kind as to inform me 253 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:11,207 just when we are to be deprived of your charming company? 254 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,417 Very shortly. 255 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:13,543 Good. 256 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:14,544 Thank you. 257 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,129 My, it'll certainly be nice 258 00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,715 getting away from such disagreeable people. 259 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,967 It certainly will. 260 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:25,179 Would you like to give me the check 261 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:27,473 for the next five months' rent now? 262 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:29,058 Of course, I'd be delighted. 263 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,811 What do you mean "the next five months' rent"? 264 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:32,979 Well, if you're leaving, 265 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,564 you have to pay off your lease. 266 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:35,565 Our lease?! 267 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,232 Yes, don't you remember? 268 00:13:37,357 --> 00:13:40,403 You begged me on bended knee to give you a lease 269 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,697 just so that no one else could have 270 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,908 this fantastically inexpensive, lovely apartment. 271 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:49,120 Oh, you mean that one-sided, unfair, binding contract 272 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,830 that we were forced to sign 273 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,207 before you would grant us the privilege 274 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,501 of moving into this broken-down hovel? 275 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:56,794 "Broken-down" is right. 276 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,588 Look at this place. 277 00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:02,425 It'll take the next five months' rent to redecorate. 278 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:03,926 Redecorate? 279 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:05,386 Yes. 280 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,847 After we fumigate. 281 00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:14,062 You can leave the check in my mailbox. 282 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,397 I... 283 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,523 Ooh! 284 00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:19,359 Honey, I don't seem to be able to... 285 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,194 Oh, shut up! 286 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:22,862 What's the matter with you? 287 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,113 Oh, I'm sorry. 288 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,407 Ethel was just up here and she made me so darn mad! 289 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,034 What now? 290 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:30,870 She says she... they're going to hold us to our lease. 291 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,914 We have to give them five months' rent 292 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:33,956 before we can leave! 293 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,375 I guess we're stuck here. 294 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:39,796 Well, now that, uh... that all depends. 295 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,130 On what? 296 00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:44,008 On whether we can, uh, break the lease or not. 297 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,635 Do you think we can? 298 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,471 Mm... could be. 299 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,098 What's on your mind? 300 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:55,228 We are going to become the two most unpleasant, disagreeable, 301 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:58,064 nasty people in the whole world. 302 00:14:58,189 --> 00:14:59,941 But how? 303 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,485 We'll force ourselves. 304 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:03,486 Oh, boy. 305 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:04,862 Let's see, now. 306 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:07,615 What can we think of that'll make them kick us out? 307 00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,330 Nah... 308 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,498 Think nastier. 309 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:16,791 We'll get it. 310 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:49,615 Hiya, honey. 311 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:52,285 Hi! 312 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:54,871 How's my little lease-breaker doing? 313 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,247 Just fine. 314 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:57,582 Ha, ha! That's good. 315 00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,125 How'd things go at rehearsal? 316 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,169 Oh, pretty good, honey. 317 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:07,967 Look. 318 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,595 What's that? 319 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,638 A riveter's hammer. Watch. 320 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,818 Hey, that's very good. That's very good. 321 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:28,029 I'm surprised they haven't moved out. 322 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,780 - I have quite a schedule. - Yeah? 323 00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:32,283 Oh, it's time to make another call to Ethel. 324 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,618 Let me, let me, let me do this. 325 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,001 - Hey! - What happened? 326 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,503 - Shh-- get this. - Yeah? 327 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:46,172 Hello, this is the Ajax Salvage Company. 328 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:47,381 We buy old glass. 329 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,592 I understand you have some rings 330 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:52,011 that you're interested in selling. 331 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,521 Oh, she's furious! 332 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,189 Oh, am I glad I'm on your side! 333 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,442 We'll break that lease yet. 334 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:07,777 Now, remember, when you come home tonight, 335 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,654 make a lot of noise. 336 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:12,240 Oh, that reminds me. I won't be home till late tonight, honey. 337 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,741 - Why? - Well, we have to rehearse 338 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,701 for a couple of hours after the club closes. 339 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:18,746 Ricky, why don't you have the rehearsal here? 340 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:19,914 Honey, are you crazy? 341 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,123 I got a 16-piece band. 342 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:23,125 I'll blow the roof off the joint. 343 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,920 Well... doesn't look like rain. 344 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:28,631 I'll do it. 345 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:30,633 I'll do it. 346 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:31,926 Good. 347 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,183 Yeah! Yeah! 348 00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,728 - Yeah! Yeah! - Yeah! 349 00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:45,106 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 350 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,075 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 351 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,383 ♪ A cumba, cumba, cumba cumbachero ♪ 352 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:13,843 ♪ ¡Chero! ♪ 353 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,469 ♪ A bongo, bongo, bongo, bongosero ♪ 354 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:16,470 ♪ ¡Bongosero! ♪ 355 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:20,975 ♪ ...Bongosero que se va. ♪ 356 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:28,898 ♪ ¡Bongosero que se va! ♪ 357 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,200 Oh, that was wonderful! 358 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:41,203 That's the best number you've done since midnight. 359 00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,040 What time is it? 360 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,708 Uh, 4:30. 361 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,710 All right, now let's have a loud one. 362 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:51,047 - A loud one? - Yeah. 363 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:52,381 All right. 364 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:55,051 Listen, I wonder how Fred and Ethel are enjoying it. 365 00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:56,594 Well, they have a lot of courage. 366 00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:58,220 I haven't heard a peep out of them. 367 00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,723 Oh, boy, this is swell. 368 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,224 - No. - Isn't it? 369 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,185 Honey, who are all these people? 370 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,020 I don't know, but the more, the noisier. 371 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,188 Yeah? 372 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,815 All right, we'll dedicate the next number 373 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,400 to Fred and Ethel Mertz. 374 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,027 - Great! -All right. - Fred and Ethel Mertz? 375 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,278 Yes, our lovely landlords. 376 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:15,655 They won't hear this. 377 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:16,656 They're still down in the street. 378 00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:17,657 Down in the street? 379 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,241 Yes, they have a big sign 380 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,952 that says, "Jam Session Tonight: Ricky Ricardo in Person" 381 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,329 and they're selling tickets. 382 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,873 Oh, no! 383 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:26,916 Oh! 384 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:28,250 [Ricky] How do you like that? 385 00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:29,335 I'm going down there 386 00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,253 - and give them a piece of my mind. -Yeah! 387 00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,089 Oh, they're back in their apartment. 388 00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:34,382 It was too cold outside. 389 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,425 - [Lucy] Oh... - They sold us the last tickets. 390 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:39,095 Oh, they're back in their apartment, are they? 391 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,138 Well, we'll dedicate the next number 392 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:42,598 to Fred and Ethel Mertz-- 393 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:46,018 An old Cuban folk dance called "El Break-o the Lease-o." 394 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,480 - "El Break-o the Lease-o"? - Yes. 395 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,773 How does this old Cuban folk dance go? 396 00:19:51,898 --> 00:19:52,775 ♪ Da-dum, da-dum, da-dum ♪ 397 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,068 ♪ Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-dum... ♪ 398 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,737 Oh, "La Raspa!" "La Raspa!" 399 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,364 Everybody! 400 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,801 Okay... 401 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,386 Okay, you win. 402 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,513 Here's your lease. 403 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,015 ♪ Ba da... ba-da-dah... ♪ 404 00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:32,208 Is that all, honey? 405 00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:33,209 I think so. 406 00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:35,002 Gee, it'll certainly be good 407 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,254 to get out of this joint, won't it? 408 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:39,381 Yeah. Did you tell Ethel we were moving today? 409 00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:41,634 Well, I haven't seen her since she brought up the lease. 410 00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:43,093 I mailed her a note 411 00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:45,221 telling her to come up and get the keys today. 412 00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:46,763 What shall I do about this? 413 00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:47,932 What is it? 414 00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:50,100 It's a picture of us and Fred and Ethel 415 00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:52,102 taken in Atlantic City last summer. 416 00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:53,896 Oh. 417 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,898 We sure had a lot of fun there, didn't we? 418 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:57,066 Yeah. 419 00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:58,692 What shall I do, throw it away? 420 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,028 Oh, no, no, I'd better pack it. 421 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,321 Huh? 422 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:05,282 Well, we can always cut them out with a scissors. 423 00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:09,494 What are all these things here? 424 00:22:09,619 --> 00:22:12,248 Oh, they're some things I borrowed from Ethel. 425 00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:14,124 She has a lot of my things, too 426 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,626 if she hasn't sold them. 427 00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:18,754 You know, I got a lot of tools that belong to Fred. 428 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:20,756 Some of them we bought together. 429 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,424 What shall I do with those? 430 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:24,218 I don't know. 431 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:27,137 Gee, it's amazing we could have been such good friends 432 00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:28,848 with a couple of stinkers. 433 00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:32,726 Yeah... we sure had a lot of fun in the last nine years... 434 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:35,104 until they showed their true colors. 435 00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:36,438 Yeah. 436 00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:39,441 Well, that just shows you how sneaky they are. 437 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:40,943 Yeah. 438 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:43,487 - Here, honey, you want some paper for that? -Yeah. 439 00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:56,375 Come in, come in, please. 440 00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:10,890 All these are yours. 441 00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:12,850 Oh, thanks. 442 00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:18,314 Uh... 443 00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:19,982 These are yours, I guess. 444 00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,483 - Thanks. - It's all right. 445 00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:23,569 Here's some things of yours 446 00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:26,321 that somehow got into my apartment. 447 00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:28,032 Thanks. 448 00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:29,909 There are some of your things 449 00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:31,994 that I managed to get hold of. 450 00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:35,122 It's all there. 451 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,041 You can count it if you like. 452 00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:41,211 Oh, well, that won't be necessary, Mrs. Mertz. 453 00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:43,923 I trust you. 454 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,885 You do? 455 00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:50,012 Uh... 456 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:53,015 Uh... 457 00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:57,019 Uh... 458 00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:58,520 look, uh, Fred, uh, 459 00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:01,190 it doesn't matter to me, you know, 460 00:24:01,315 --> 00:24:04,026 but, uh, for some crazy reason or other, 461 00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:06,195 I think Lucy wants to stay. 462 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,571 Don't you, Lucy? 463 00:24:11,325 --> 00:24:13,202 Well, it doesn't matter to me either, 464 00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:14,703 but it's, uh, up to Ethel. 465 00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:16,038 What do you say, honey? 466 00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:28,759 I... 467 00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:30,719 You heard what the girls said. 468 00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:32,054 I guess we're staying, eh? 469 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,472 Yeah. 470 00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:36,684 Only-only this time, I want a long lease 471 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:39,645 so that we don't ever get kicked out. 472 00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:41,647 Well... 473 00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:44,400 Fred... 474 00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:45,734 Well, what do you know? 475 00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:47,778 I just happen to have a new lease 476 00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:48,904 already made out. 477 00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:50,406 Oh, how wonderful! 478 00:24:50,531 --> 00:24:52,324 Let's... Help me unpack! 479 00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:53,492 - Unpack?! - Yeah! Yeah! 480 00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:54,994 You're staying! 481 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,559 I Love Lucy is a Desilu production. 32825

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