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Lucy!
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I'm home!
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Lucy!
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Yoo-hoo!
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Where are you?
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I'm right here, dear.
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Lucy, how you've changed!
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Yes, it's a new way
I'm doing my hair.
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Where is she, Fred?
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She's gone to market.
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Oh, well, I'm glad to see
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that you're finally
fixing that drain.
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What do you mean, finally?
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When was the first time
you told me this drain leaked?
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The day after we moved here--
August 6, 1948.
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That's right, and that's pretty
good service for my building.
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Fred, aren't you finished
with that drain yet?
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Not quite.
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Well, come on downstairs--
dinner's ready.
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Stop ordering me around,
will you?
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Now, listen, Fred Mertz...
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Come here. Come in, Ethel.
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I want to show you something.
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Come in here.
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You, too, curly.
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[Fred] All right, all right.
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Oh, a mink coat!
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Oh, Ricky, Lucy will just go
out of her mind!
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I ought to slug you.
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What are you trying to do--
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Make a bum out of me?
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Don't blame that on him.
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You were a bum
before he was born.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah!
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Hold it, hold it!
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This coat is not for Lucy.
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It isn't?
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No.
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Saved by the bell.
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I just rented it.
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One of the girls
is going to wear it
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in a dance number
down at the club.
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Oh.
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Well, don't show it to Lucy.
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You know how she's always wanted
a mink coat.
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Yeah, I know, but she can't
have this one.
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You know how much
this thing costs?
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3,500 bucks.
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I may faint!
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Ricky?
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Yes?
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Could I play like it's mine,
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just for a little while?
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Sure, come here, put it on.
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Oh!
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Ooh!
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Be careful, now.
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Don't wrinkle it.
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I won't.
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And don't get attached to it,
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Miss Minnie Mink.
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Oh, I can dream, can't I?
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Hi, everybody!
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Hi!
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Ethel, a mink coat!
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When did you get it?
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Uh...
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Just now.
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But from whom?
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Him.
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Fred!
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Oh, uh, wasn't that
generous of old fat Fred?
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Oh, my goodness, yes!
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What was the occasion, Fred?
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Oh, I just thought it was about
time to buy the old battle-ax...
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the-the little woman
a trinket of some kind,
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so I picked up
that bunch of skins.
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Oh, bunch of skins.
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Isn't he wonderful?
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Oh, Ethel, you look so beautiful
and so glamorous.
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Honey, look, I got
something to tell you.
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Don't talk to me, you tightwad!
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Lucy!
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It's a pity you
couldn't buy me a coat
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if he could buy one for her.
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How can you stand there
and laugh
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when I feel so awful?
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You know I've always
wanted a mink coat,
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and now she... she...
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Oh, Lucy!
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Oh, I'm sorry, Ricky.
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That's all right, Ethel.
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I'll straighten it out.
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Lucy!
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Honey! Honey, don't cry.
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Let me explain.
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Don't bother.
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Oh, honey,
I'm trying to tell you
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that coat doesn't
belong to Ethel.
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It's all right.
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I can wear this
ratty old cloth coat
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for another four...
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It doesn't?
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No, I brought the coat home.
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Ethel was just trying it on.
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Oh, honey, you big,
wonderful husband!
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Wait, wait!
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Honey, you don't understand,
honey!
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Yes, I do understand.
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You were just making
a big joke with me.
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Now, honey...
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Where's my coat?
Where's my coat?
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It's mine.
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Oh, it's mine, Ethel!
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Oh, isn't it beautiful?
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It's just dreamy.
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Honey, honey, wait.
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Before you get
too excited, honey,
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it's something
I have to tell you.
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- What?
- Well, honey, you see...
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You know what's wonderful
about this present, Ricky?
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You didn't forget
our anniversary.
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Well, look, honey, I...
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It's the most perfect present.
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How did you know it was
just what I wanted, honey?
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Well, honey, you see,
what I was... I only...
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I had a hunch you'd like it.
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Oh, you had a hunch.
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And you two sly ones in
on the joke all the time.
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Yeah.
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Happy anniversary.
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Thank you!
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Oh, Ricky, I'm so
in love with this coat
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that I'm never going
to take it off.
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Never, never, never!
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Come on, Ethel, let's see how I
look in the full-length mirror.
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Come on!
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Okay.
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Come on, already!
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All right.
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Why didn't you
tell her the truth?
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If I tell her the truth,
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it'd get me in
worse hot water--
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Forgetting our anniversary.
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I should have brought
her something.
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You brought her
something now, brother.
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She can't keep it.
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I got to get it back somehow.
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How? She's never
going to take it off!
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"Never, never, never!"
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She's got to take it off
when she goes to bed.
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Hey! I'll sneak it away
during the night.
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I'll open a few drawers,
mess things up a little bit
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and I'll tell her
it was stolen by a burglar.
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Hey, you got something up there.
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How'd you ever
get an idea like that?
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It's easy-- I think
of it in Spanish
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and then I translate
it into English.
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Wh-What happened?
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Nothing, honey.
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Go back to sleep.
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Lucy!
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Yes?
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What are you doing?
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[Lucy] Washing dishes.
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Washing dishes!
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Ricky, anything wrong, dear?
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Wrong? Oh, no, honey, no.
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- Good.
- No, there's nothing wrong.
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I'm going in and get dressed.
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I want to go downtown
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to show my coat off
to everybody.
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All right. Lucy...
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You see, it's not for me.
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It's just that I want
everybody to realize
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what a wonderful,
wonderful husband I have.
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Anybody home?
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Come in, Fred.
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I gather from the
look on your face
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that Lucy is still
attached to that coat.
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I'm beginning to think that
the coat is attached to Lucy.
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I don't know what to do, Fred.
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The show is tomorrow.
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I got to get that coat
back tonight or else.
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Well, you got any ideas?
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No.
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But there must be some way.
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I got it!
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- What?
- It's simple!
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Just tell her there was an
epidemic of sick minks last year
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and one of the bad skins slipped
past the fur inspector.
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- What?
- Sure.
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And you have to have
that coat fumigated.
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Otherwise, she might break out
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with a very bad case
of mink pox.
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Mink's pox?
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Yeah, and it sounds even
worse with your accent.
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Now look, Fred, never
mind, I don't like that.
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Look, you remember the idea
I had about the burglar?
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Yeah.
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All right, the burglar is
going to show up tonight.
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What?
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Tonight when we sound sleep,
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a phony burglar is
going to come in here
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and demand that coat
at the point of a gun.
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Hey, that's wonderful!
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Besides, there's been
a burglar scare
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in the neighborhood lately.
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Yeah, that's what
gave me the idea.
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Do you suppose she'll think
he's a phony?
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Not if you cover
your face with a mask.
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That's a good idea.
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Hey, wait a minute, now.
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I draw the line
at prowling around
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in other people's apartments
in the middle of the night.
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Now, look, Fred.
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Uh... let's look
at it this way.
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If you don't do it,
Lucy will keep the coat.
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Yeah.
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Now, Ethel wants
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everything that Lucy gets.
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Yeah.
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So pretty soon,
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you will have to buy Ethel...
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All right, what time do
you want me to break in?
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Hey, what kept you?
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You're late.
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Stick them up!
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Ouch!
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What are you doing
with that thing?
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Come on, let's wake her up.
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I said stick them up!
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Stop fooling around
with that gun.
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Why do you have to ham it up
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all over the joint
all the time?
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Come on.
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Now, listen,
you stay right here
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until I wake her up.
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Shh.
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- Lucy!
- What?
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- Lucy! -What?
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I got a feeling
there's somebody else
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in this room besides us.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Ah!
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Hands up and keep them up!
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What's in this box?
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Please, Mr. Burglar,
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take our money,
take our jewels,
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but don't take
my wife's mink coat.
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It's worth 3,500 bucks... ow!
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Is that real mink?
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No, no, it's mink-dyed
imitation skunk.
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Ew! Smells awful,
you wouldn't want it.
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Hand it over.
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No, no, no!
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No, no!
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Hand me that coat.
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No, you can't have it.
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No!
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Give me that coat.
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No!
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Lady!
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Hand over that coat
or I'll shoot.
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Wait a minute.
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Okay, go ahead and shoot.
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Look, lady, I don't
want to get nasty.
269
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,138
Hand me that coat.
270
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,722
No! Ricky, do something.
271
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,015
All right, honey.
272
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:36,018
Listen, you, are you
really going to shoot us
273
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,104
if we don't give
you this coat?
274
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,647
Yeah.
275
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,447
My hero!
276
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:50,324
Honey, your life is
worth much more to me
277
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,701
than a hunk of fur.
278
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,704
What's that?
279
00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,038
A ladder!
280
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,833
Hey, there's something screwy
about this joint.
281
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,376
I'm getting out of here.
282
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:02,044
Hey, you forgot the coat!
283
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,713
Ricky, are you crazy?!
284
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:04,755
Give me that!
285
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,215
What's the matter with you?!
286
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,216
Honey, be careful.
287
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:08,718
I'm going to call the police.
288
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,261
Be careful.
289
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,436
Stick them up!
290
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,397
Pretty good, eh, Rick?
291
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,650
Oh, you've already been here.
292
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,694
I have?
293
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,029
I have not!
294
00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:33,784
Y-Y-You mean that...
that... that guy was real?
295
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,077
What do you mean?
296
00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:38,581
There was a real burglar
here a minute ago.
297
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,374
- Oh, no!
- Yes!
298
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,584
Come on, let's go catch him.
299
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,044
I don't want to catch him.
300
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:45,087
What are you afraid of?
You've got a gun.
301
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:46,839
I don't think I'd better
use it on him.
302
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,174
Why not?
303
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:04,941
Good morning, Lucy.
304
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,067
Hello.
305
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,944
What's the matter with you?
306
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,153
Oh.
307
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,571
Gee, I thought you'd
be happy this morning.
308
00:17:11,696 --> 00:17:12,949
Believe me, I'd be happy
309
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,576
if a burglar came
and didn't get my mink coat.
310
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:19,288
Well, I'm happy about that, but
I'm so disappointed in Ricky.
311
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:20,957
Ethel, I'm married to a coward.
312
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:23,876
Are you still moping
'cause Ricky didn't struggle
313
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,419
with an armed burglar?
314
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,004
Well, you should have seen it.
315
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:28,339
Ricky gave him the coat.
316
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,758
I'm surprised he didn't
gift-wrap it for him.
317
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,385
Oh...
318
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,011
Well, the way Ricky was acting,
319
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:36,097
it's good the burglar
didn't come in and ask for me.
320
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:39,183
Now, Lucy.
321
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,352
I'm sure Ricky would
have been brave
322
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,563
if he'd known it was
a real burglar.
323
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:46,440
Uh... I think
I hear Fred calling me.
324
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,067
Ethel, what are you saying?
325
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,027
What do you mean--
real burglar?
326
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:53,656
Uh... nothing, just, uh...
327
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,700
Ethel, what did
you start to say?
328
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,660
Well, I might
as well tell you.
329
00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:58,911
It's better than
330
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,914
your thinking Ricky
is a coward, anyway.
331
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,416
Was it a real burglar
or wasn't it?
332
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,960
It really was, but Ricky
thought it was Fred.
333
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,211
Fred?
334
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:10,006
Yes, that's why he
didn't try to fight him.
335
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:12,508
Well, why would Fred pretend
to be a burglar?
336
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,595
Uh... I can't
tell you any more.
337
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:17,638
Lucy!
338
00:18:18,638 --> 00:18:21,517
Please! I'm not a yo-yo!
339
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,313
Ethel, I want the whole story.
340
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,939
All right, Your Honor.
341
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:31,027
Well, you see, Ricky didn't
intend to give you the coat.
342
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:35,656
He just rented it to use for a
dancing number down at the club.
343
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:39,452
You mean this isn't my coat?
344
00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:40,869
No, honey.
345
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:41,954
Oh...
346
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,748
But at least you know
347
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,583
Ricky isn't a coward.
348
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,501
How do you like that?
349
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:52,506
All this time he let me
go on thinking this was my coat.
350
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:56,010
I've been living
in a mink's paradise.
351
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,305
Now, Lucy, don't get upset.
352
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,432
Oh, I'm going to
get even with him
353
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,225
if it's the last thing I do.
354
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:05,436
I ought to carve
my initials in it
355
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:06,979
with an electric razor.
356
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:08,105
Ohh!
357
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,148
What are you going to do?
358
00:19:10,273 --> 00:19:11,817
You know that
costume store downtown
359
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,527
where they sell
imitation fur coats?
360
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,528
Yeah.
361
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,821
Well, I'm going down there today
362
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,698
and I'm going to get a coat
exactly like this.
363
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,325
And tonight when
Ricky comes home...
364
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,749
Lucy, this is
a pretty poor imitation.
365
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:30,252
Don't you think Ricky will
know it isn't real mink?
366
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:31,629
Well, honey, I will,
367
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,589
but I don't think Ricky will.
368
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,090
- You know how men are.
- Yeah.
369
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:36,175
I've got this thing fixed
370
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,635
so it'll scare him to death.
371
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,179
Now, when we go out there,
this is what I want you to do.
372
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,145
Have you figured out
373
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,356
how to get the coat
away from her?
374
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:52,358
- Yup.
- How?
375
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,026
I'm going to tell her
the truth.
376
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,404
Gosh, I hadn't
thought of that.
377
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,115
But what of the anniversary?
378
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,450
Well, I'll get her
a couple of minks
379
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,577
and let her raise
her own coat.
380
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:07,455
- Hiya, fellas!
- [Ricky] Hi, girls.
381
00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:09,125
[Fred] Ethel, what are you
doing in that coat?
382
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,251
I asked her to put it on.
383
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,544
I want to take a look at it.
384
00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:12,837
I'm thinking of restyling it.
385
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:14,547
Restyling it?
386
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:15,673
Yeah, I think I look better
387
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,258
in a short jacket,
don't you, Ethel?
388
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,259
Uh-huh.
389
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:19,635
What are you cutting?
390
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,137
What are you cutting?!
391
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,931
What are you cutting?
392
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:29,729
Oh, no! No, no, no!
393
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,859
Just a minute.
394
00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:38,821
Oh, no, no, it's terrible!
395
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,364
They've gone crazy.
396
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:43,032
Crazy they've gone,
both of them.
397
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:44,326
You know what I think?
398
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:46,119
I think that it's unbalanced.
399
00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:48,038
I think it needs
shorter sleeves.
400
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,205
No, please, please.
401
00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:50,833
Please don't cut it no more.
402
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:51,876
Please...
403
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:54,754
Oh!... look at that.
404
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:56,714
Well, it'll make
a nice muff.
405
00:20:57,798 --> 00:21:00,676
Hey, look at me,
I'm a fur stylist!
406
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:04,221
Oh... oh, no, no!
407
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,306
Oh, no, no.
408
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:06,432
There you are.
409
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:08,225
Congratulations, Ethel.
410
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:12,354
You're the first woman
to ever wear a mink T-shirt.
411
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:12,521
Look, Ricky.
412
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,148
Look, Ricky.
413
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,818
Ohh!
414
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:29,455
How do you like it?
415
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:30,455
It's darling.
416
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:32,374
Ricky sent it to me at noon
417
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:36,086
and, at 3:00, these came
and, at 5:00, this arrived.
418
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:37,087
- Oh!
- Isn't it dreamy?
419
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:38,547
Yeah.
420
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:40,090
Even though you didn't get
a mink coat,
421
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,092
I think you did pretty well
for your anniversary.
422
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:46,638
So do I, considering
it wasn't our anniversary.
423
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:49,892
Lucy, what do you mean?
424
00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:52,353
Well, whenever there's
a good present in sight,
425
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,480
I always tell Ricky
it's our anniversary.
426
00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:56,065
Oh, no!
427
00:21:57,273 --> 00:21:58,818
When is your anniversary?
428
00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:01,529
It's on, um... uh...
429
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,071
Well, how do you like that?
430
00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:06,032
I've fibbed about it so much
that now I've forgotten.
431
00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:12,248
Ricky, darling, I just
love the things you sent!
432
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:13,541
I'm glad, honey.
433
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,417
You know, I actually
ordered all these things
434
00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:18,295
for your anniversary
last week,
435
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,464
but, uh, the store
forgot to send them.
436
00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:21,465
Really?
437
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,592
Yes-- happy anniversary, Lucy.
438
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:26,220
Happy anniversary, darling.
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