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More coffee, dear?
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Ricky, you want
some more coffee?
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Are your eggs
all right, dear?
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Are your eggs...
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"How are your
eggs, Lucy?"
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"Oh, they're just
fine, thank you."
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"Would you care for
some more coffee?"
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"Oh, no, thanks.
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It's just right,
thank you."
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"You're a
wonderful cook."
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"Oh! Do you really
think so?
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Oh, thank you."
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"Would you care for
sugar in your coffee?"
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"Oh, well, thank you,
don't mind if I do."
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You are back there,
aren't you?
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Answer it, dear.
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Good morning, is the
lady of the house in?
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Luce...!
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What are you
doing out there?
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The least you could do
is stay here
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and have breakfast
with your husband
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in the morning.
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Oh, I only got ten minutes
to get to rehearsal.
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Bye, honey.
I'll see you for dinner.
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'Morning, Lucy.
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Hello!
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How are things?
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Just fine.
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What's the matter,
aren't you hungry?
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Somebody's disposition
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got up on the wrong side
of the bed this morning.
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Did you and Ricky have words?
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We had words all right,
but they were all mine.
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I'm sick and tired
of eating breakfast
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opposite a newspaper.
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Does Ricky hide behind
his newspaper in the morning?
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He certainly does!
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Does he ignore you
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and refuse to
answer questions?
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Exactly.
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Well, this is a case
for Dr. Humphries.
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Dr. Who-phries?
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Dr. Humphries--
he just wrote a book
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called How to Keep the
Honeymoon From Ending.
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Is that a "Book
of the Week" selection?
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- Uh-huh.
- We have that book.
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Well, you
should read it.
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Why? What could Dr. Humphries
possibly know about Ricky?
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I'll show you.
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Where's the book?
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Over there on
the desk, I guess.
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Well, now... let's see.
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Here: "Chapter One:
When Love is on the Wane.
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"Often after
the first years of marriage,
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"the husband seems
to lose interest in the wife.
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"He reads the paper
at the breakfast table.
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"He doesn't answer
when you talk to him.
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"In short, he
doesn't seem
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to know you
are alive."
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I wonder where Dr. Humphries
ever met Ricky.
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"More than likely,
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this unfortunate condition
is the fault of the wife."
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What?!
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That's a lot of nonsense.
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"Contrary to what
some wives may think,
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this is not a
lot of nonsense."
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Well.
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"Research shows that
this condition starts
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"when the wife
becomes careless
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"about her
appearance.
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"Let her ask herself
these questions:
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"Does she come
to breakfast
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with her hair
in curlers?"
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"Is she sloppy
in her attire?"
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"Does she forget
to make up her face?"
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"Is the answer to
these questions 'Yes'?
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"Then it is time
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for the wife to do
something about it."
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What?
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"Dress up for your
husband at breakfast.
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"Be glamorous
and sophisticated.
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"Make yourself
so attractive,
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"he not only will pay attention
to you during breakfast,
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he won't even want to leave
for the office."
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I'll do it.
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Tomorrow morning,
I'll be simply dazzling.
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Good morning, Ricky darling.
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More coffee,
Ricky darling?
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Sugar, dear?
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Cream?
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Jam on your toast,
sweetheart?
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I want a divorce.
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That's nice, dear.
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Fuego! Fuego! Fuego!
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Lucy, get out!
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Fire! Fire!
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What's the matter with you?
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You crazy or something?
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Look at me.
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- Well?
- Well?
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You don't look
so good.
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Let me see
your tongue.
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Say "Ah."
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Ah.
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I think you'd better
go and see a doctor.
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There's nothing
the matter with me.
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Are you sure?
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Yes, I'm sure.
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Well, thank goodness.
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Good-bye, sweetheart.
Got to go.
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But Ricky...
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Oh, Ethel and
that stale book of hers.
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Hello.
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Hello, Ethel, what you doing?
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I'm eating
a donut.
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Well, come on up here and
have coffee with me, will you?
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What are you
talking about?
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I can't understand you;
will you talk into the phone?
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What?
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Oh, hi, Ethel, I'll be
with you in a minute.
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I got to hang up now, Ethel,
Ethel's here.
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I've been here
all along.
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Oh.
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Gee, you look great.
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Thank you.
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Well, is everything okeydokey?
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No, everything
is inky-stinky.
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What happened?
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Nothing! He didn't
even notice me.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I can't imagine
why it didn't work.
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Well, let's see what
Dr. Humphries has to say.
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Oh, forget that
tired Dr. Humphries.
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What does he know?
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"Be glamorous
in the morning.
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"Be sophisticated.
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This method cannot fail."
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Ha! Ha!
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Now, just a minute.
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Let's look at chapter two.
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"If the method
in chapter one fails--"
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And it did.
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"If the method
in chapter one fails,
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you should next try
the 'Be a Pal' system."
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"'Be a Pal' system"?
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"Share your husband's interests.
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"Join in his hobbies.
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"If he hunts, take up hunting.
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"If he fishes, take up fishing.
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00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:02,833
If he golfs, take up golfing."
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Ricky plays poker--
I'll have to take up poking.
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Hey, Ricky's playing tonight,
isn't he?
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Yeah, with Fred
and the boys
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down in our
apartment.
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I'm joining that game.
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Attagirl.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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I don't know
how to play poker.
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So what? I can teach you
in a couple of hours.
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Okay, how do we start?
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Well, it's a lot
like hearts,
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only you bet
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and there isn't
any old maid.
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Aces and tens.
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Hold it, Curly.
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Three ladies.
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Your deal,
Charlie.
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Hiya, fellas.
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Hiya, Charlie.
Hiya, Hank.
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Hello.
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Lucy, what's
going on?
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Well, thought I'd join the game,
if you guys don't mind.
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[Charlie] Well...
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What goes?
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Look, honey, we'd
love to play with you,
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but you don't know
how to play poker.
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Oh, yes, I do.
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Ethel taught me
this afternoon.
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Oh, no!
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Honey, please,
now, we're trying...
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I'll just sit
right in here.
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Could you move
over a bit, Hank?
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Thanks a lot.
Thank you.
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You mind, Hank?
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Not really.
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You fellas?
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I guess not.
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Well, go on.
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Deal the cards, Charlie.
Deal 'em!
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I don't have any of those
little round things.
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Here,
I'll finance you.
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Oh, is this money?
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Ooh!
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Ooh! A queen.
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There's her sister.
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Honey,
you're supposed
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to keep your
cards a secret.
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Oh.
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Ooh!
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What'd you get, Fred?
What'd you get?
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Well, I shouldn't talk,
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but you can tell
your two Andrews Sisters
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not to wait up
for Laverne.
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I'll open for two.
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I'm in.
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00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,727
Honey, if you
want to stay in the pot,
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you've got to
put in two chips.
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Oh, oh.
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Cards?
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- Two.
- Two.
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Three for me,
please.
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Three.
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00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,623
How many cards
you want, Lucy?
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Oh, do I get more?
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00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:49,626
Honey, you've got
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to get rid of
your worst cards
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in order to
get new ones.
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Oh, my!
This is a problem.
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Honey, please,
you're holding up the game.
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Well, I can't decide
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whether to throw away
my two queens
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or my three kings.
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What are you
doing that for?
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'Cause as much as we hate
to admit it, you won.
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I did?
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Hey, this is fun.
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You deal, Hank.
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I think I'll deal
this one, fellas.
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Lucy, it's his...
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I'll fix it.
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- You got your five?
- Yeah.
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I got my five.
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Everybody got
their cards?
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Thank you.
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00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,817
There.
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I open for two.
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I'm in.
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I'll stay.
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Oh, excuse me.
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I'm in.
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Oh.
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Cards, honey.
Cards, please.
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Oh.
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No, the other
way around, dear.
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I'm fine.
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You look tired.
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Two.
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Two.
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Three for me,
please.
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I'll take four.
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I bet three.
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I'm out.
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Me, too.
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00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,472
I'm folding.
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00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:10,141
How about you,
Peeping Tom?
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00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,643
Well, I'll bet five.
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00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,312
Oh, you're
raising me?
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00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:15,772
I am?
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00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,984
There's your raise,
and I'll raise you two.
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00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:23,946
Well, there's your raise,
and I'll raise you three.
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00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:28,159
There's your raise,
and I'll raise you four.
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00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:31,996
Well, there's your raise,
and I'll raise you...
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00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,247
Ricky?
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00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,332
What?
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00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,501
Run over it for
me, will you?
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00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:37,835
Run over what?
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00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,588
You know,
what beats what.
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Two pairs beat a pair.
269
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:47,970
Go on.
270
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:50,598
Three of a kind
beats two pair.
271
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,808
Go on.
272
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,810
A straight beats
three of a kind.
273
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:55,144
Go on.
274
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:57,313
A flush beats a straight.
275
00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:58,481
Go on.
276
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,817
A full house beats a flush.
277
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:02,318
Go on.
278
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,487
Four of a kind
beats a full house.
279
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,614
That's the one!
280
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:12,995
They're
all yours.
281
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:13,996
Whee!
282
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,499
Ha! Ha!
283
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,501
Oh, boy.
284
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,336
Honey, just out
of curiosity
285
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,338
what were your
four of a kind?
286
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:23,714
Oh, I didn't have
four of a kind,
287
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,174
I had a pair.
288
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:30,638
Sure... see?
Two nines.
289
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:33,516
Lucy?
290
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:34,517
Yeah.
291
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:35,852
This one is a nine...
292
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:36,853
Uh-huh.
293
00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:38,688
And this one
is a six.
294
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,859
Oh, what do you
know about that.
295
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,318
I didn't even
have a pair.
296
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,029
Isn't that funny?
297
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,949
Gee, this is fun.
298
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,868
Let's play a wild game.
299
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:54,662
Everything wild
but the old maid.
300
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,214
Oh, forget that
book, will you?
301
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,340
As far as I'm
concerned,
302
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,259
Dr. Humphries can
go jump-phrey.
303
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,511
This morning,
Ricky didn't even speak to me.
304
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,930
He hasn't been speaking to you
in the morning for weeks.
305
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,266
Well, it was the way he didn't
speak to me this morning.
306
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,226
And Dr. Humphries
knows why.
307
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,687
"Chapter three:
One thing to remember
308
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,482
"about the 'Be a Pal'
system in chapter two,
309
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,901
"if you play games
with your husband
310
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,569
be sure not
to beat him."
311
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:29,530
Now he tells me.
312
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,115
"If methods one and two
have failed,
313
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,451
"there is one last
desperate measure.
314
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,369
I suggest that the wife
become a mother."
315
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:39,040
I suggest he mind
his own business.
316
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,166
Now, let me finish.
317
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:41,584
"Most men
marry a woman
318
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,669
"that reminds them
of their mother.
319
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,213
"This is
because most men
320
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,422
"have happy memories
321
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,132
"of their
carefree childhood.
322
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:51,177
So mother your husband;
baby him."
323
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:53,679
Treat Ricky like a baby?
324
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,431
"And surround him
with things
325
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:57,808
that will remind him
of his boyhood."
326
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:03,606
I don't think I know
327
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,858
how to fold one
of these things.
328
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,276
He doesn't mean that.
329
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,277
Oh.
330
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,655
You know,
I wouldn't be surprised
331
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:14,075
if your whole trouble is
that Ricky misses Cuba.
332
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,952
Oh, Ethel,
that's ridiculous.
333
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,119
No, it isn't.
334
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:18,579
You should fix
this place up
335
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,122
so that it will
remind him
336
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,958
of his happy
childhood in Cuba.
337
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,459
What do you
want me to do,
338
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,461
plant a banana tree
in the kitchen?
339
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,505
You'll have to be
more drastic than that.
340
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,465
This time, you really
got to shock him.
341
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:30,675
You're right.
342
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:31,926
This time,
he'll notice me
343
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,302
or I'll know
the reason why.
344
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:34,512
Now, what can we do?
345
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,305
Well, what do you know
about his childhood?
346
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:37,765
Well, not very much.
347
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,684
He had five brothers,
and his mother
348
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,310
was a great
singer and dancer.
349
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,395
Perfect!
350
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,521
What do you mean,
perfect?
351
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:44,522
I couldn't remind
him of his mother.
352
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,065
As a dancer,
I got two left feet,
353
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,025
and as a singer,
I sound like a bull moose
354
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,695
pulling his foot out of the mud.
355
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,780
So what? You've got
a record player, haven't you?
356
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,073
Yeah.
357
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:55,907
Well, we'll buy
a record
358
00:17:56,032 --> 00:17:58,536
and I'll play it
here in the kitchen
359
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:00,246
while you
pretend to...
360
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:01,914
- While I pretend to...
- That's it.
361
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,666
Aha!
362
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,542
Oh, ho, ho, ho!
363
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,864
Hey, amigo...
364
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:36,866
Señor?
365
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:38,326
Clem?
366
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,548
¿Que paso?
367
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:53,799
Oh, I beg
your pardon.
368
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,885
I must be in
the wrong apartment.
369
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:57,553
Oh, no, señor.
370
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,888
This is it,
your apartment.
371
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:03,517
Your mama, he will
be here in a momento.
372
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,534
Olé!
373
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:06,557
How are
you, my little cucaracha?
374
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:11,686
How you like
the hacienda, eh?
375
00:21:11,811 --> 00:21:13,939
Lucy, have you gone
off your rocker?
376
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:18,277
Pedro, Pablo, Chucho,
Jojosisi, Jose-- la, la!
377
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,613
Your brother is home.
378
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:27,077
[Ricky] Wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait a minute!
379
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,414
Lucy, what's going on?
380
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:31,957
We have big fiesta--
381
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:35,669
frijoles, taco, enchilada,
tamale, huevos ranchitas,
382
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,546
guacamole and wacko taco.
383
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,131
Big fiesta!
384
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:40,465
Yay!
385
00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:42,718
Big fiesta!
386
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:46,138
Lucy, please, would you mind
telling me what's going on?
387
00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:47,473
We make everything
nice for you
388
00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:49,475
like when you
leetle boy in Cuba.
389
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:50,810
You like?
390
00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:52,228
No, I don't.
391
00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:54,563
Oh, you don't?
392
00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:57,691
Now, look, would you
please explain to me
393
00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,819
what is the idea
of all this?
394
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:02,530
Well, I thought you
were getting tired of me
395
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,698
and if our home
reminded you of Cuba,
396
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,242
you might like me better.
397
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:08,577
Oh, honey.
398
00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:10,162
Oh, Lucy darling.
399
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:12,039
If I wanted
things Cuban,
400
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,083
I'd have stayed
in Havana.
401
00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:15,917
That's the reason
I married you,
402
00:22:16,042 --> 00:22:17,586
because you're
so different
403
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:19,421
from anyone I've
known in Cuba.
404
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:21,549
Who did you know
in Cuba?
405
00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:24,385
Come here.
406
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:16,520
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