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Here, you missed
something on this one.
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That's the design.
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It is?
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Sure, can't you see?
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Flowers against
a background of...
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gravy.
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I've been meaning to talk to you
about Monday night.
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We want you and Ricky
to help us celebrate.
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It's our wedding
anniversary.
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Oh, yours and Fred's?
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No, me and Gregory Peck.
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We've been married
for 18 years
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and I vowed that at least
once before I died,
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Fred was going to take me
to a nightclub
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on our wedding anniversary.
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Well, that sounds reasonable.
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Now, this is my plan.
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We'll go in there
and I'll say:
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"I know what let's do
next Monday night.
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Let's go to a nightclub."
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And you second the motion.
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Then Ricky will bound
to his feet and say
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"That's great."
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Then Fred will have
to take me because if...
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Ricky bounds to his feet
and says, "That's great"?
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Right.
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Wrong. Ricky
hates nightclubs.
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But he works in one.
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Your life should be just
one gay round of nightclubs.
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Yeah, that's what I thought
when I married a bandleader,
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but ever since
we said "I do",
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there are so many
things we don't.
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Well, it was a good idea
while it lasted.
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Gee, it was going to be
the Copacabana.
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The Copacabana.
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Uh-huh.
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Gee!
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Well, don't you worry,
we'll go!
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We will?
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Sure, I want to go
as much as you do.
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But don't forget
you can catch more flies
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with honey than
you can with vinegar.
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You mean, be nice
to the boys?
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Yeah, we'll be
so lovey-dovey to them
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that they'll be
sitting in a nightclub
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before they know
what hit them.
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- Oh, that ought to do it.
- Sure.
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Hey, Rick, are you doing
anything Monday night?
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I don't think so.
It's my night off, why?
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I'd like you to join me
in commemoration
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of an 18-year-old tragedy.
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What do you mean?
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Well, it's our
wedding anniversary.
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Oh, you want us to join you
in a celebration?
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I prefer to think of it
as a grim reminder.
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I'd like to go over
to Charlie's Steak house
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and then take in the fights.
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Oh, you dreamer, you.
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Yeah, I guess you're right.
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I don't know, Fred.
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If you want to go to the fights,
I think you should.
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After all,
it's your anniversary.
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There must be some way
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we can get the girls
to go to the fights.
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Yeah, we can tie
them in sacks
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and carry them in.
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I tell you what!
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As soon as they come
into the living room,
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we'll be real nice
to them, see,
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soft-soap them
a little...
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smoosh 'em up.
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Smoosh?
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Ethel?
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Now, look, everybody knows
you can get around a woman
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with a little
sweet talk.
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Well, that's
all right for Lucy
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but it's a longer
trip around Ethel.
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Do you want to go
to the fights, or don't you?
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All right, all right,
I'll smooch.
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Okay, now...
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How can four people
use so many dishes?
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I don't know.
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What's the matter?
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What you
standing up for?
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Because two gorgeous
ladies entered the room.
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They did, where?
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They mean us.
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Oh!
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You great big
Latin lover, you!
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Oh, you sweet
handsome man, you!
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You gorgeous exciting
woman, you!
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I pass.
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Aw, isn't he cute?
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Darling, why don't
you sit down here.
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Oh, yes, you sit
down, too, baby.
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Well, you sit down on my lap.
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You'll be more
comfortable there.
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All right.
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You sit there, darling.
This chair is more comfortable.
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Oh, but if it's so comfortable,
I want you to have it.
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Ethel, do one thing that
I ask you, will you, please?
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I said sit down!
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Ethel, don't you think
you're overdoing it a little?
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How about
a cigarette?
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I'll get them.
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No, don't trouble
yourself.
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Right here.
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Oh!
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- Oh! Oh!
- Oh, sorry.
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Thank you very much.
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That's all right.
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Thank you, Lucy.
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Thank you very much.
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It's all right.
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Light?
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Would you like...?
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I'll get them.
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You know, Ricky, baby,
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there's only one time you look
handsomer than you do now,
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and that's when you wear
a tuxedo.
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Oh, yes,
I think a tuxedo
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is the best-
looking thing
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a man can wear.
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Unless he's wearing
boxing trunks.
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Speaking of boxing,
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there's nothing
more exciting
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than a
ringside seat.
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Yes, sir, a ringside
seat at the Copacabana.
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Yeah. Well, look, Lucy,
Monday is Fred's anniversary,
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and he wants
to go to the fights.
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Yeah, well, Monday's
Ethel's anniversary, too,
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and she wants
to go to a nightclub.
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Yeah, well, Fred
is not going to go
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to any stuffy nightclub.
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Well, Ethel's not going
to any stale fights.
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Lucy, don't push
me too far.
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It's the fights
or nothing.
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Well, is that final?
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Final.
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Then you brought
this on yourself.
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Ethel wants
a divorce.
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Good.
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No, she doesn't!
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No, I don't!
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Well, honey, you said
you wanted to go a nightclub.
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Why don't you mind
your own business?
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Wait a minute,
will you!
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Everybody be calm!
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We'll figure out a way
to settle this thing.
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I know, the democratic way!
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We'll put it to a vote.
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Couldn't you guess
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how it's going to come out?
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We'll try it anyhow.
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All right, everybody wants
to go to the fights,
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raise their hand.
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One, two.
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Everybody wants to go
to the nightclub
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raise their hands.
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One, two, three.
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All right, I guess
we'll have to go
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to the Copaca...
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Three?
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Lucy!
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Well, I don't care.
We want to go to the Copacabana.
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We're going
to the fights.
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If you go to the fights,
you can just go alone.
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Okay, if that's
the way you want it,
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and I hope you have
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a nice, pleasant
evening at home.
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Who's staying at home?
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Ethel and I are going
dancing at the Copa.
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I hope one of you
knows how to lead.
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We will not be dancing together,
smarty.
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We will have dates.
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We will?
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Oh, we will,
we will!
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Date, Ethel with a date?
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Dates!
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That's very funny!
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[Lucy] Go ahead and laugh.
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I know just who
our dates will be,
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and they're both tall,
dark and handsome and young.
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Who are they?
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You'll just die
when I tell you.
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Two of the most eligible
young bachelors in town.
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Of course I can't talk while
certain parties are in the room.
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Well, whisper their
names to me.
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Okay.
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No!
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Yes!
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I guess
we can take a hint.
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Come on downstairs
to my apartment, Rick.
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I don't like the
atmosphere up here.
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Yeah.
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Lucy, what were those names
you whispered to me?
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What did they
sound like?
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It sounded like Little Boy Blue
and Peter Cottontail.
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That's who it was.
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Huh?
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Well, I was just trying
to put up a big front
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while the boys
were here.
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That's what I
was afraid of.
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Where can we get
any dates?
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Don't give up so easily.
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We'll find some men somewhere.
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Where?
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There's no place where
millions of single women
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haven't already looked.
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Well, how about...
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No.
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Uh...
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No.
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Oh, we're not
concentrating.
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We must know two men
who are single and attractive.
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Two men who are single?
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Two men?
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A boy and a dog?
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No, maybe we
should settle
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for Little Boy Blue
and Peter Cottontail.
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- I know!
- What?
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I'll get my address book,
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call up some
of my old boyfriends.
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Oh, Lucy.
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Well, it's only
11 years old.
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Oh!
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Well, after all,
it's worth a try.
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This is an emergency.
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I'll start at the A's.
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George Anderson.
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Hmm,
Butterfield 89970.
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Brother, will Monday
be a night!
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We'll go over
to Charlie's
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and we'll get steaks
this thick,
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and we'll have big slices
of raw onions all over 'em.
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And there won't be
any women around
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to tell us we
can't eat them.
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Do you suppose
they really can get dates?
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Well, who cares.
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Why don't you stop worrying
about them.
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I keep thinking
that they'll...
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they'll go out to
dinner somewhere and...
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and they'll have
some champagne and...
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then they'll go to
the Copacabana and...
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and have more champagne and...
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And then they'll dance
and have more champagne
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and... who knows
what will happen.
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Yeah, with all that champagne,
even Ethel might look good.
249
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:26,000
Well, what are we
going to do, Rick?
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Well, we could
get dates, too
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and go to the Copacabana
and keep an eye on them.
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No, that's not
a very good idea.
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Dates!
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You said dates.
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Ricky, that's the most
sensational idea you ever had!
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And we owe it to ourselves.
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We can get a couple of blondes
just to help us keep our eye
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on our wives, who've seen fit
to go out with other men!
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Yeah, and they couldn't get mad
at us by being with other girls
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because they're there
with other fellows.
261
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,072
What a dream
situation.
262
00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:58,324
And I bet you know
a million gals.
263
00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:00,201
Where's your
address book?
264
00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:03,203
I burned it.
265
00:11:03,328 --> 00:11:05,039
Burned it!
266
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,417
I hadn't been in
this country very long,
267
00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,169
and Lucy said
it was part of
268
00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,212
the American
marriage ceremony.
269
00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,885
That's absolutely
criminal.
270
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:20,263
I bet you could have got
a fortune for that book.
271
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,974
"A" alone was worth
a hundred bucks.
272
00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:27,020
Hey, I'll tell you
what I'll do.
273
00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,563
I'll call Ginny Jones.
274
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,023
You mean the girl that sings
at the Starlight Roof?
275
00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,399
Yeah.
276
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,694
She's married now, but she
knows every girl in town.
277
00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,863
I'm glad you
thought of her.
278
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:47,540
Yes, well, it's been
nice talking to you, Paul.
279
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,583
Yes, it's been a long time.
280
00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:51,336
My, my, seven children.
281
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:53,421
Yes, it's been a long time.
282
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:56,256
Yes, well, all right,
good-bye, Paul.
283
00:11:56,381 --> 00:11:59,427
Well, that takes care
of old Wagner.
284
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,972
Yeah, Excelsior Cleaners,
Yum Yum Market
285
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:04,766
and Sam Zabaglione.
286
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,602
Sam Zabaglione,
he must be around.
287
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,604
Nobody would marry him.
288
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,814
Plaza 52099.
289
00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:14,817
Did you call up
Howard Thompson?
290
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,152
He isn't marked off.
291
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,654
Yeah, he's busy
Monday night.
292
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:20,740
Baby-sitting
with his grandson.
293
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,492
Oh, yeah.
294
00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:23,952
Grandson!
295
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,953
Well, don't look
at me like that!
296
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:30,124
When I dated him, he was
an interesting older man.
297
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:33,670
Hello? Hello, is this
Sam Zabaglione's house?
298
00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:37,090
Oh, no, no, no, don't call
your daddy to the phone.
299
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:38,383
I don't want to ta...
300
00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:41,386
Little girl, paisan!
301
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,601
Well, we can always
call the zoo
302
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:51,813
and order a couple
of dancing bears.
303
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,982
Oh! Why didn't I think
of this before?
304
00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:56,317
Who are you calling?
305
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,319
Who, who, who?
306
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,947
Quiet, you sound
like an owl.
307
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,323
Well, who are
you calling?
308
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,701
Ginny Jones, she works
at the Starlight Roof,
309
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,452
and she knows
every man in town.
310
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:09,247
Oh, I feel hopeful again.
311
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:14,419
Hello, Ginny? Ginny,
this is Lucy Ricardo.
312
00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:17,046
Well, it's very nice to hear
your voice again, too, dear.
313
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,840
I'll tell you
why I called.
314
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,926
It seems that a friend
of mine, Ethel Mertz...
315
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,261
What?
316
00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:24,761
They did!
317
00:13:24,886 --> 00:13:26,973
Ricky and Fred
just called her.
318
00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:28,683
They did!
319
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,059
They didn't.
320
00:13:31,184 --> 00:13:33,396
They didn't!
321
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,189
They did?
322
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,984
They did!
323
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,319
They didn't!
324
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:43,072
Well, did they
or didn't they?
325
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,449
Ricky and Fred
just asked her
326
00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:46,409
to get them dates
for Monday night, too.
327
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:47,535
They didn't!
328
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,828
They did!
329
00:13:49,953 --> 00:13:51,331
Those dirty two-timers.
330
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,207
Wait till I get
my hands on...
331
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,043
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute, I got an idea.
332
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:58,046
Ginny, I want you
to get them dates
333
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,465
for Monday night.
That's right.
334
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:02,759
But the dates will
be Ethel and me.
335
00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,844
Yeah, yeah, and one
more thing, Ginny.
336
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:07,722
I want you to build up these
beautiful, blind dates,
337
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,557
yeah, and tell them
that we'll meet them
338
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,726
at Ricky's apartment
at 8:00.
339
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,102
That's right.
340
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:15,229
Just leave the rest
to us, Ginny.
341
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,856
Okay, bye.
342
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,123
I wonder what
they'll be like.
343
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:37,293
Ginny said that they
were just knockouts.
344
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:38,378
Real dreams.
345
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,672
Gorgeous, willowy
figures.
346
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,511
Sweet dispositions.
347
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:48,846
I wonder why they wanted
348
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,264
to meet us here
at the apartment.
349
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,392
Well, maybe they want
to be with us alone.
350
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,352
- Well, why...?
- Now, now, don't fight it.
351
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:57,063
Just be thankful our wives
have got early dinner dates.
352
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,290
Hello, there!
353
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:23,423
H-H... How do you,
how do you do?
354
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,174
We'll be looking
for a couple
355
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,218
of fellas named
Ricky and Fred.
356
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,678
Be you they?
357
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,057
We be...
We be Simon and Elmer.
358
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:34,725
Good-bye.
359
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:37,145
Oh, boy, that's
a good one.
360
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,896
We be your dates.
361
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,316
This one is
yours, Fred.
362
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,985
[Fred] Oh, no, no, no.
363
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:58,249
This one is
yours, too, Fred.
364
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,128
Wait a minute now.
365
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:03,838
There's a little
mistake here, fella.
366
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,882
I'm going to have
that little man right over there
367
00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,758
and this one is yours, Ma.
368
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,385
Oh, no.
369
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,306
Hey, I'm going
to like you.
370
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:14,765
Now, look, look, girls,
371
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,184
there must be
some mistake here.
372
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,768
We're waiting for some
friends of Ginny Jones'.
373
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,228
Well, that's us'n.
374
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,981
I'm Yuncy.
This here's my ma.
375
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:26,027
That's your mother?
376
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,695
It is?
377
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,031
Oh, it is,
it is, yeah!
378
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,282
I knew that.
379
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,201
Do something, Ricky!
380
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:36,287
Look, look, girls,
it's very nice of you
381
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,955
to come over,
382
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:41,292
but, uh... an emergency
just came up
383
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,877
and we have to
change our plans.
384
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,087
Oh, look at him,
Ma, he's shy.
385
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:47,089
What's the matter,
sonny boy?
386
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,382
- It's not that I'm shy...
- Come on, kiss me.
387
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,509
Wait a minute now,
wait...
388
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:50,718
Come on, kiss me.
389
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:51,969
Kiss me right now.
390
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,180
Let's get acquainted
a little... please!
391
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,934
Oh, boy, Ma,
this is fun!
392
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:10,530
What's the matter, boy,
ain't I your type?
393
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:15,201
Oh, I do like to see the
young'uns having fun!
394
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:16,619
It's past his bedtime.
395
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,996
He's got a rehearsal
in the morning.
396
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,499
Killjoy, come on
over here and sit down.
397
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:22,667
[Ricky] Please, now hold it!
398
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:23,792
Wait a minute!
Wait...
399
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,294
He's right,
that's it.
400
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,755
I have to rehearse
in the morning.
401
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,590
Oh, are you
an actor fella?
402
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,133
No, no.
403
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:32,176
A dancer fella?
404
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:33,469
No, I'm a
singer fella.
405
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:34,720
No!
406
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,472
[Ma] Well, sing something.
407
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:37,598
Yeah.
408
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,016
No, I couldn't.
Really, I couldn't.
409
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,142
Okay, let's neck.
410
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:41,519
Wait a minute.
411
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,772
I'll sing.
412
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,108
What, uh...
413
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,943
What would you
like to hear?
414
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,237
Ooh, any little ditty.
415
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:54,323
How about, uh,
"Guadalajara"?
416
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,576
Oh, that was beautiful!
Let's neck.
417
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:58,703
No, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
418
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:09,797
♪ Guadalajara,
Guadalajara ♪
419
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:14,802
♪ Guadalajara, Guadalajara ♪
420
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,470
♪ Tienes el alma
de provinciana ♪
421
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:20,516
♪ Hueles a limpio,
rosa temprana ♪
422
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:23,019
♪ A verde jara
fresca del rio ♪
423
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,604
♪ Son mis palomas
tu caserio ♪
424
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,689
♪ Guadalajara,
Guadalajara ♪
425
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:29,650
♪ Sabes a pura
tierra mojada ♪
426
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:37,575
♪ Ay, ay, ay
ay, ay, ay ♪
427
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:43,748
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
428
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,207
Ay, ay, ay,
ay, ay!
429
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:53,674
♪ Ay, colomitos lejano ♪
430
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,010
♪ Ay...! ♪
431
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,473
♪ Ojito, de agua hermanos ♪
432
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:03,225
♪ Ay colomitos inolvidables ♪
433
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:05,895
♪ Inolvidable como la tardes ♪
434
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:09,065
♪ En que la lluvia
desde la loma ♪
435
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,776
♪ Y nos hacia hasta Zapopan. ♪
436
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:14,320
♪ Hasta Zapopan. ♪
437
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:21,702
♪ Ay, ay, ay ♪
438
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:25,164
♪ Ay,
ay, ay ♪
439
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:28,542
♪ Ay, ay, ay ♪
440
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:32,129
♪ Ay, ay, ay... ♪
441
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:41,097
♪ Guadalajara ♪
442
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:49,230
♪ Gua-da-la-ja-ra! ♪
443
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,490
Well, well,
if that don't beat all.
444
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,743
I sure didn't know
you had it in you, boy!
445
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,161
Come on, let's neck.
446
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:08,582
Let's have
a cigarette.
447
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,459
Yeah, let's smoke
it up a bit.
448
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,461
I had a pack here
a minute ago.
449
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:15,798
I know where they are,
sonny, I'll get 'em for you.
450
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,050
[Yuncy] Here you are, sonny.
451
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,469
I would like to get a glass
of water.
452
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:21,929
Come on, Fred.
453
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,263
What's a matter, sonny?
454
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:25,266
Can't you carry a glass
of water by yourself?
455
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,560
Let's get out of here
while we got a chance.
456
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,103
Wait, wait,
wait a minute.
457
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,021
- Wait for what?
- Come back here.
458
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,273
Did you notice
that she knew
459
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:33,733
exactly where
the cigarettes were
460
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,359
and the matches, too?
461
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,278
Yeah, that was kind
of funny, wasn't it?
462
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:40,656
You know who those
two creeps are in there?
463
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,700
That's Lucy and Ethel.
464
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:45,327
Oh, no, I'd know my
own wife, wouldn't I?
465
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,329
- I bet you, Fred.
- No.
466
00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:52,960
By gosh, it is Ethel.
467
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:56,964
What do they think
they're getting away with?
468
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,799
Never mind, look, look,
never mind, never mind.
469
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,134
Just forget it.
470
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,095
I got a wonderful idea
to get even with them.
471
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,180
Yeah, what?
472
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:05,347
I'll tell you
what we'll do.
473
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:06,807
We'll turn the
tables on them, see.
474
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,851
As soon as we get back
in there, we'll give them
475
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,936
that same wolf treatment
they've been giving us.
476
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:12,396
Ricky, you're
a genius.
477
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:13,773
- Let's go.
- Come on.
478
00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:16,567
Oh, there you are,
Ricky boy.
479
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:19,069
I've been waiting
to pitch a little woo
480
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,696
with you
hog-center style.
481
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:24,157
Okay, only I thought
we'd do it Latin style.
482
00:21:24,282 --> 00:21:25,826
Latin style?
483
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:26,952
Yeah.
484
00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:29,205
Hey... hey, now,
take it easy!
485
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,205
Now wait just a...
486
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,333
Hey, just a minute!
487
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,542
Come here.
488
00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:36,796
Ma!
489
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:38,839
I'm getting
out of here.
490
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,007
I'm coming with you!
491
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,218
This smart aleck's
trying to unbutton
492
00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:43,469
my high-top shoes.
493
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,722
Call us again, Lucy.
494
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:49,809
Nice to have met
you, Ethel.
495
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:51,268
Why, Fred Mertz!
496
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,061
You knew it all the time!
497
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,148
Well, not all
the time.
498
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:57,733
You were pretty
convincing.
499
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,364
Wait a minute,
what are we laughing at?
500
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,657
You two bums were going out
with other women.
501
00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:07,117
- Yeah!
- Now, now, now, listen, listen.
502
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:08,577
I swear we were
only getting dates
503
00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:10,746
to go to the Copa just to keep
an eye on you girls.
504
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:11,914
Is that the truth?
505
00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:13,749
Upon my honor,
passion flower.
506
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:15,376
What do you think?
507
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:18,045
Now, look, just to convince you
that we're on the level,
508
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,755
you two girls go and
change your clothes
509
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,090
and we'll all go out
510
00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:22,758
and celebrate
the Mertz's anniversary.
511
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,969
- Right!
- Oh, Ricky!
512
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:48,284
Happy anniversary,
Ethel.
513
00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:50,035
Thank you, Lucy.
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