All language subtitles for I Love Lucy S04E13 California Here We Come 1080p BluRay FLAC2 0 H 264-BTN_track4_[eng]

- Hi.
- Hi, girl.

I brought your mail.

- Oh, thanks.
- What are you doing?

I'm figuring out the route
we're going to take to California.

Oh, good.

I've got the list of all the places
that each of us wants to see.

Now, Ricky wants to see
New Orleans and the Rockies,

and Fred wants to go to
Cincinnati and Niagara Falls.

And I want to see the Ozark Mountains
and the Carlsbad Caverns.

I know, and we all want
to see the Grand Canyon,

and Fred says
we must not miss Salt Lake City.

Believe me, it's taken some brainwork

to figure out an itinerary
that'll please everyone.

It's impossible.

No, no, it's not impossible.

Just takes a little sensible planning.

See?

Well, the only thing is,
we have to go through New York three times

on the way to Chicago.

Oh, fine.

Well, we'll just have to
fight that out on the road.

Yeah, I guess so. Want to see your mail?

Oh, yeah. Anything interesting?

Two bills and an ad
and a letter from your mother.

Oh, what did she say?

Now, Lucy, you know
I never read your mail.

Only postcards,
and everybody knows they're fair game.

Besides, your mother's letter came to me.

- Oh, sure.
- It did.

She enclosed it in a letter
she wrote to me.

- Why would my mother write to you?
- Well, just listen.

"Dear Ethel: I lost Lucy's address

and couldn't find it
in the New York phone book.

There are so many Richardsons listed."

Richardson?

She never remembers Ricky's last name.

Well, that isn't even close.

Yeah, but she's getting better.

She refused to admit I was married at all
until after the baby came.

- Oh, Lucy...
-

Um... "I was able to find your address,

and as you live in the same building,

I wonder if it would be too much trouble

for you to give
the enclosed letter to her."

She really figures things out,
bless her little birdbrain.

Well, like mother, like... uh...

Oh, uh...

What does your letter say?

"Dear Lucy: How are you and Micky?"

Micky.

"I couldn't find your address,

so I'm sending this letter to Ethel Mertz.

If you don't get it, please let me know
as I have made a copy of it."

Well, that's good thinking.

"The copy is enclosed."

"As a matter of fact,
if you have read this far,

you must have received this letter,

so tear up the copy
and thank Ethel for me."

- Thank you.
- Oh, it was nothing.

"After hearing the good news
about you going west,

I got to thinking how I've never been
any further west

than Youngstown, Ohio"...

Oh, no!

"And this seems like a golden opportunity
for me to get to California."

Oh, just wait till Micky Richardson
hears about this.

- Well, you'll just have to stop her.
- Too late. Listen to this:

"I rented my house to a lovely couple,

and I bought
a whole new wardrobe for the trip.

Sorry I didn't tell you
I was going with you sooner,

but you know how it is
when you're planning a long trip:

Some little detail
is liable to slip your mind.

I remain sincerely yours,
Mrs. McGillicuddy."

Mrs. McGillicuddy?

That's kind of formal, isn't it?

Well, sometimes she forgets
who she's writing to.

Well, what are you going to do?

Well ...

there's just one thing to do.

What?

I'll say, "Ricky, my mother is
going to California with us,"

and then I'll jump out the window.

Now, there, for a minute,

you were commencing
to sound like a real wife.

- What do you mean?
- Well, I like that feeling when you said,

"Ricky, my mother is going
to California with us."

Oh, I like that feeling, too.

It's what comes after that scares me.

Now, you might be surprised
at what would happen

if you took a real firm stand with Ricky.

You think so?

Sure. Look at the way I handle Fred.

Yeah, but you can lick Fred.

Oh...

You know, maybe you
got something there, Ethel.

Sure.

I'm not going to have
my mother embarrassed.

I've got just as many rights
around here as he has.

Now you're talking.

I'm going to say
"Ricky, my mother is going

to California with us, and that's that!"

Good girl.

That's just what I'll tell him.

On the phone.

Now, you've got to face him eventually.

Well, this will sort of
give me a head start.

Hello, Ricky. I got a letter
from my mother today,

and she's going to California with us,
and that's that!

And I don't want any argument about it!

Hello, Ricky. I got a letter
from Mother today, dear.

What are you doing?

The line's busy. I was just practicing.

Oh, fine.

But I think you're right.

The thing to do is be firm.

Hello, Ricky. I got a letter
from Mother today,

and she's going to California with us,
and that's that!

And I don't want any argument.

- What?
- Do you hear me? Oh!

[Lucy]...don't get excited.

Now, please. Ricky, please, now...

-
- Mother!

Well!

I told you, dear, long before
you ever got married--

Well, uh, uh, it's not
what you think, Mother.

Uh, uh, Ricky and I were
just rehearsing a-a scene

from the picture that he's
going to do out in Hollywood.

- Weren't we, dear?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, Mother, we were rehearsing
a scene, that's right.

Now, you were very good, sweetie.

Thank you.

Mother, it's so good to see you.

Oh, thank you, dear.

Isn't it good to see Mother, dear?

Yes, yes.

Mother?

You don't understand any Spanish, do you?

- Not a word.
- Good.

- Pick up Mother's bags, dear.
- Oh, yes, sure.

Excuse me.

Thank you, Micky.

- You're welcome.
- Mother, you must be tired.

Why don't you sit down.
How's everything in Jamestown?

Oh, just wonderful.

Have you seen Marian von Black?

Oh, they moved way up
on the Old Hunt Road.

No kidding. Mother, why didn't you
call us from the station?

We would have picked you up.

Oh, that's all right, dear.
I took the bus.

It let me off right in front of the door.

Oh.

Wait a minute. The bus
doesn't come down this street.

That's what the bus driver
tried to tell me.

It seemed so ridiculous.

It was only two blocks out of his way,

and all he had to do was
turn the steering wheel.

Do you mean to tell me,
you got the bus driver

to leave his route
and bring you right to our door?

I made a bargain with him.

He promised to bring me here,

and I promised never to ride
on a New York bus again.

I think he made a fine deal for himself.

Well, Micky...

I bet you were surprised
when Lucy told you

I was going to Hollywood with you.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, I was very surprised.

Oh, you know, dear,

I hated to give up my club activities--

I'm chairman of the bazaar this year--

And leave my friends, but I figured

this was my chance
to take it to them in person.

- [Lucy chuckles]
- What was that?

What? Take what to them in person?

My book.

Oh, didn't I tell you?

I wrote a book.

- You?
- Yes.

You didn't think I could write, did you?

No. I didn't even know that you could re--

Ricky!

Well, Mother, what is your book about?

It's the story of our family.

Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay.

Oh, it should make a wonderful picture.

Yeah, yeah, those screwball
comedies are very successful.

Uh, Mother, I wouldn't count too much

on selling your book out there, you know.

They have an awful lot of
material floating around.

Oh, ordinarily, yes,

but now that Micky is a star,

he can take my book right to Dore Schary.

- Uh, Lucy, dear.
- What?

I would like to rehearse

that scene again.

Would you step in the next room with me?

No, not now, dear.

- Yeah, now!
- No, I want to talk to Mother.

I'm so glad to see you, Mother.

It's been such a long time.
Come into the kitchen.

We'll have a nice, long talk.

Real long one. Maybe three days or so.

Pardon us, dear.

There he is. Now, that's
Grandma's little darling.

Oh, come on, dear,
now we're going to market.

Now, you be a good boy
and mind Grandma, you hear?

Mother, please, no C-A-N-D-Y.

Oh, all right, all right.

- Here we go.
- Bye-bye.

- Lucy?
- What?

Now that we're alone,
I'd like to speak to you.

Uh, well, I have some packing to do, dear.

- We can talk later.
- When?

Well, when we get out to California.

Lucy, I want to speak to you,
and I want to speak to you now.

Now, look, I'm not gonna drive 3,000 miles
in the same car with your mother.

Do you think three shirts
will be enough for you, dear?

Course not, I need at least a doz--

Never mind trying to get me off track.

I don't like the way things
are developing around here.

I get a part in a picture.

It's all very simple.

You and I and little Ricky...

- Lucy?
- ...are going to go to Hollywood.

And then, all of a sudden,

everybody that we've ever known
is coming along with us!

Oh, they are not.

They are, too!

Why couldn't we go alone?

Now, first you talked
the Mertzes into horning in.

[Lucy] I did not.

That was their own idea.

Well, they're tagging along now anyway.

And to top it off, you want to take
your mother along, too.

Now, Ricky, don't get all excited.
Just be sensible.

I'm not gonna tell my mother she can't go
when it means so much to her.

Well, somebody's got to tell her.

Well, you tell her!

All right, I'll tell her.

Don't you dare!

And that's that!

- What's that?
- She's going! That's what's that!

Oh, hi, come on in. Why so formal?

That's the first time
you've rung the bell in years.

[Ricky] Hi!

What's the matter?

We have something to tell you.

- Yeah.
- [Lucy] What?

We can't go on your trip.

- What? What are you talking about?
- What?

We're not going to California,
that's what we're talking about.

But why?

Well, we just changed our mind.

We don't feel like going
anymore, that's all.

But what happened?

Nothing.

Nothing at all.

You two act like you
were sore at something.

Us? Sore?

Come on, honeybunch.

Now, wait a minute, you two.
What is the matter?

Nothing's the matter.

Go ahead and have a nice trip.

And don't forget to drop a postcard

to Mr. And Mrs. Fred Horn-in-ski,

or, as we are more commonly known,
the Tagalong Mertzes!

Bon voyage!

Well, I hope you're satisfied.

Me? What did I do?

Ethel heard you!

How could she have heard me?

How could she help hearing you
with your big mouth and her big ears?

Now, look, I'm not going
to take the rap for this.

I wanted the Mertzes along. You know that.

This whole thing wouldn't have happened

if you hadn't insisted
to bring your mother along, too.

Honestly, your mother is the most--

Hello, Mother!

Oh, darling...

Oh, Mother, I told you
not to give him any candy.

Oh, is that what you spelled out?

- Oh...
- Oh, now,

one little lollipop won't hurt him.

And Grandma knows
what's best for him, doesn't she?

You'd better put him down for his nap.

- Okay, dear.
- Oh, dear.

Who are you calling now?

- Ethel.
- Oh.

Hello, Ethel.

Ethel, listen to me. Ethel, listen!

You know Ricky didn't mean that.
You know how he is when he gets excited.

Now, listen, if I'd taken half the things

he said to me seriously,
I'd have left him long ago.

-
- What? Hello?

Hello?

She hung up.

Well, I don't blame her.

Lucy? Micky?

I want to speak to you about something.

What is it, Mother?

I didn't say anything in front of the baby

because little pitchers have big ears.

- I ran into the Mertzes in the hall.
- Yes?

They told me they're not going
to California and I know why.

- You do?
- Yes. It's because of me.

Now, just a minute, Mother.
It has nothing to do with you.

Oh, yes, it has.

Everything was all right
until I decided to go.

I'm the fly in the ointment.

Well, I'm not going.

You are, too.

Oh, no, I'm not.

Ricky.

Well, honey, she's made up her mind.

You tell my mother she has got to go.

Honey, you don't want to force her.
That would make her unhappy.

All right, let me tell you something.

If Mother isn't going, I'm not going.

All right, then let me tell you something.

If you're not going, I'm not going.

- Okay.
- Okay!

-
- [Ricky] Hmph!

May we come in again?

- Why not?
- [Ethel chuckles]

We got to talking it over,
and we decided we acted pretty childish.

Yeah, we cooled off.

We realize that Ricky said what he did

because he was a little upset
about your, uh--

But, anyway, he didn't mean it.

So, we're going to go
on the trip after all.

Well, I hope you have a good time.

Send us a postcard when you get out there.

What do you mean?

Nobody's going.

What's she talking about?

We had a beef.
The trip has been called off.

And it's all my fault.

I realized that you weren't
going because of me, so I--

Oh, no, honey, that wasn't it at all.

We had a little misunderstanding

and we just decided to forget it,
so now we're going.

- Are you sure?
- [Ethel] Sure!

Well, I wasn't going to go

because you weren't
going to if I was going.

But if you're going when I'm going,
I might as well go.

What did she say?

I don't know,
but I think she's going to go.

Of course she is.

And I wasn't going
because she wasn't going.

But if she's going, I might as well go.
So, now everybody's going except, uh...

I'm out of the mood.
You four take the trip.

Now, Ricky, if you're not going,
I'm not going.

But if Lucy's not going,
I certainly am not going.

Well, if you three aren't going,
we certainly can't...

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Oh, what a bunch of characters
I'm mixed up with.

Look, I'm going, everybody's going,

Mother's going, everything's fine.

Now, the only thing I insist on
is an early start.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- So, please pack

all your things up tonight.

We're going to leave
at 6:00 a.m. in the morning.

Is there room for all these, Rick?

Oh, yeah. It's like a dance hall in here.

Here, give me those.

This is all the heavy stuff.

The girls are bringing down
some odds and ends later.

- [Ricky] Oh, that's good.
- Yeah.

- There we go.
- Fine.

- See?
- Yeah, easy.

- How about that, eh?
- Yeah. How about that?

Well, you can always tie a rope on it
and drag it along behind.

No, we got plenty of room.

Yeah, put it over there.

I'll just take a couple
of these ones out of here

and put it in this.

Now what happens?

Well, I think if I put this one first,

it'll work out right.

Why you put this in here for?

I didn't put it in.

I did, dear.

I was just trying to help.

Oh. Well, look, honey,
whatever you got left up there,

put it on the sidewalk,

and when we're ready for you,
we'll fit it in, see?

Okay. Listen, Mother made sandwiches
so we won't have to stop for lunch.

- Good!
- Fine.

10:00. We're four hours late already.

[Fred] Yeah.

I'll get them all out of here.

All right. All right.

You can put them down there.

Okay. Do you think
this will be enough lunch?

Yes.

This is a heavy one.

Be careful with that. Yeah.

I'm going to get in here, Fred,
and you hand them to me.

All right.

- Okay?
- What do you want first?

Give me that big one first.

- This? Look out, it's heavy.
- Yeah.

[Fred] This one?

Yeah. That's it.

This is heavy, too.

Careful with that.

[Ricky] Give me another one. That one right there.

Now what, the fat one?

Yeah. Let's try the fat one there.

- And I'll put this...
- Watch-- Now try it.

Back in here, see?

[Fred] Now, what about this?

That's it.

- That one.
- Got it?

Yeah.

Now, here's a little one, makeup kit.

No spot for that?

No. I got to take this one out.

Turn that around the other way.

That way.

Next. Up with that.

- This one?
- Yeah.

- Now the little one in that space there.
- Like that?

Yeah, that's done it.

- There.
- [Fred exhales] Ah.

Okay. Ay-ay-ay.

There we are. Isn't that great?

- Yeah.
- Ahh!

What's all this junk?

Are they crazy or something?

[Ricky] Oh...

Oh, no...

Lucy, what's all this junk?

Junk? This is all necessary stuff.

[Ethel] Well, that's it, that's all.

Well, we can't take all this stuff.

We-we haven't got any more room.

Well, make room!

It's impossible.

What do we do with it?

Well, we'll have to
live it here, that's all.

"Live" it here? We need all this.

Wait a minute, will you?

Now, I've been sizing this up,

and I think if we pack it all
just right, we'll make it.

That's ridiculous.

- Why don't you let me try?
- Let him try.

Okay, try.

Now, Ricky, you go down in the basement

and bring me a nice piece
of good, strong rope.

Okay, I'll get you the rope.

What do you want us to do, Fred?

Go on back in the house
and relax, sit down!

- Get out of here!
- [Ethel] Okay.

Give me that, will you? Give me that!

Give me that.

Put that--

Go on, get out of here!

Go on with the rest of them!

All right, this was quite a job,

but I know how to pack this kind of stuff.

There it is.

Well... now I've seen everything.

What's wrong with it?

Well, for one thing,
I can't see where I'm going.

Oh, no, no. I figured that out, too.

I left you a nice driving view
right down through the middle here.

Honestly, I could have loaded it better
with a pitchfork.

Our nice Pontiac.

It looks like a laundry wagon.

Yeah, well, you got to admit,
I got everything in.

Well, where are we going?

[Fred] You can get in there.
There's plenty of room in there for...

[Ricky] This is
the most ridiculous thing I've--

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Wait a minute, everybody.

Listen to me.

Did it ever occur to any of us
that we could send this stuff on ahead?

Of course!

What a bunch of jugheads we are!

Sure, we'll be on the road two weeks.

It'll get there before we do.

Oh, dear, are we really
going to be driving

for two whole weeks?

Well, of course, Mother.

It's 3,000 miles, and we're taking
all those little side trips.

Well, in that case,
there's something you ought to know.

- What?
- I get carsick.

That's all, brother. That's all.

Oh, Mother, not in this car, you won't.
This rides like a dream.

[Ethel] Oh, no, it wouldn't happen in this car.

Well, I had no idea
it would take two weeks.

It didn't look that far on the map.

Oh, Mother...

I think I'll go by plane.

Good!

And I think little Ricky
should go with me.

The baby?

Gee, two weeks is a long time
on the road, Ethel.

Yeah.

It doesn't cost hardly anything
to send the baby on the plane.

What do you think, Ricky?

I think it's a wonderful idea.

I do, too. I think that's great.

Yeah, you take him on the plane.

Okay, let's repack the car, huh?

Oh, now, just when I got
everything all set!

All set for what?

You couldn't even get through
the Holland Tunnel

with this mess that you got here!

You'd better take this rope off.

[Fred] Pull it all apart!

Well, you guys, I just brought you

some little goodies
to take along with you.

Oh, I'm certainly gonna miss you.

Thank you, Mrs. Trumbull.

Thank you very, very much.

- Isn't that dandy?
- Yeah.

Well, let's at least try
to get out of here before it gets dark.

Well, Rick, you said--

You said you wanted to leave around 6:00,

and I think we can just about make it.

Yeah.

Now, Mother, you remember,

if you have any trouble
getting him to sleep,

just sing to him in Spanish, huh?

I don't know any Spanish.

Oh, well, play one of Ricky's records.

Okay, here we go.

[Lucy] Okay, goodbye.

- [Fred] Bye.
- [Lucy] Goodbye, Mrs. Trumbull.

[Ethel] Don't forget to collect
all the rents on the first of the month.

No, I won't.

And no matter how much
they pound on the pipes,

don't give them any more heat.

- No, don't worry.
- Okay, here we go!

I'll take care of everything.

- Here we go!
- Wait a minute, honey.

- Let me kiss the baby once more.
- All right.

Goodbye, sweetheart. Bye-bye, darling.

- Have a nice time.
- Bye-bye.

Goodbye, Lucy!

Goodbye, Micky.

Goodbye! Goodbye, Son!

[Ethel] Bye, honey.

- Bye, darling.
- [Lucy] Bye-bye!

- [Ricky] Goodbye!
- [Lucy] Bye-bye!

- Bye, everybody!
- [Fred] Bye!

[Ricky] Bye, son! Take care!

- [Ricky] Goodbye!
- [Ethel] Bye-bye! Here we go!

- ♪ California, here I come ♪
- [Ethel] Ah.

♪ Right back where I started from ♪

♪ Where bowers of flowers
Bloom in the sun ♪

Yeah!

♪ Each morning at dawning
Birdies sing at everything ♪

♪ A sun-kissed miss said
"Don't be late!" ♪

♪ That's why I can hardly wait ♪

♪ Open up that Golden Gate ♪

♪ California, here I come ♪

Sing it, Freddy!

♪ California, here I come ♪

Yeah!

- ♪ Right back where I started from ♪
- A-ha! Ha ha!

- Sing it, Daddy!
- ♪ Where bowers of flowers ♪

♪ Bloom in the sun ♪

- [Ethel vocalizes]
- ♪ Each morning at dawning ♪

- ♪ Birdies sing at everything ♪
- [Ethel] That's right!

- ♪ A sun-kissed miss said ♪
- Tell it!

- ♪ "Don't be late!" ♪
- Don't be late.

[Ethel and Fred] ♪That's why I can hardly wait ♪

- Open up! Open up! Open up!
- ♪ Open up that Golden Gate ♪

♪ California, here I ♪

- ♪ Come! ♪
- ♪ Come! ♪