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♪ Bin ban boon, bin ban boon ♪
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♪ La mula... ♪
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♪ Va bailando detras del ♪
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♪ Bin ♪
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♪ Ban ♪
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♪ Boon ♪
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- Bravo! Bravo!
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Thank you, my devoted public.
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What brings you down here
this time of day?
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Hollywood called! I got the screen test!
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No.
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Hollywood called, and I
didn't get the screen test?
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No, Hollywood didn't call.
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It has nothing to do with the screen test.
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Oh. I just happened
to be downtown shopping,
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and I thought I'd drop by and bring you
a letter that came this morning.
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- Oh.
- It's special delivery.
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I thought it might be important.
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Well, that's very sweet of you, honey,
but you could have called me
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- over the phone and read it to me.
- Please, I do not approve
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of reading other people's mail.
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Oh.
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Besides, it was all in Spanish.
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Oh, it's from Mother.
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Oh, what does she say?
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Oh, isn't this wonderful!
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What?
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"Por fin, voy a poder hacer
"el viaje a los Estados Unidos.
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"Si todo esta bien,
saldré por avión la semana entrante
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"y si no te es inconveniente,
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"me gustaría hospedarme
en tu casa por unos cuantos días."
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- Isn't that wonderful?
- Wonderful!
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What did she say?
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I forgot.
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You know, after all these years
that I've been trying
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- to get Mother to leave Cuba?
- Yeah.
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Well, she's finally coming to visit us!
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She is?
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Yeah.
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She is?
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What's the matter, honey?
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Oh, gee, I-I'm kind of afraid
to meet your mother after all these years.
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Oh, now, don't be silly.
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She says she'll be here
next week sometime.
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She'll wire us to tell us the exact time.
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Ricky?
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Yeah?
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Do you think she'll like me?
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Oh, honey...
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she'll love you just as much as I do.
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I hope so.
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Sure.
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Mr. Ricardo...
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Say, Professor...
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Permission to audition the act?
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Yeah. We're ready anytime you're ready.
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- Thank you.
- Okay.
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Who's that?
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Oh, a Professor Buonanova.
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He's got a mind-reading act,
and we might use him at the club.
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Does he really read people's minds?
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So he says.
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Presenting Professor Buonanova,
mind reader extraordinaire.
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Bravo!
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- [Lucy] Bravo!
-
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[Ricky] Hear! Hear!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
you are about to witness
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the most amazing mind-reading
feat of the century.
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And now I'd like a volunteer
from the audience, please.
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Oh, thank you, madam.
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Me?
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Now...
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what's the date of your birth?
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August 6th.
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August 6th, what?
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August 6th, period.
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Oh, won't you tell me the year, too?
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He's the mind reader, let him tell you.
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Professor...
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I'm thinking of a date.
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A date... A date...
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The date is the sixth of August.
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Why, Rick...
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Oh, you told him when my birthday was.
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No, honey. I just met him.
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Go on, now. You told him.
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Let's try something else.
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Tell me something
that no one else could possibly know.
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All right.
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I know something that
even Ricky doesn't know.
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A nickname when I was in grade school ...
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I'm thinking of a name, Professor.
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A name...
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A nickname...
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One she used when she was in grade school.
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Th-The name is... Bartlett!
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Why, that's fantastic!
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Did you hear that?
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Well, honey, push your eyes
back into your head.
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He wasn't really reading your mind.
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But he knew all those things!
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- Of course.
- I know.
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They do it, uh... with electro-knicks.
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"Electro-knicks"?
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I think he means electronics.
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- Oh.
- Yeah, that's it. That's what I said.
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Yes, we do the act with
a shortwave setup, you see?
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Here is the receiver.
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And I have the microphone here.
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Oh, for heaven's sake.
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Then he really heard what I told... Oh.
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- Of course.
- Isn't that clever?
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Professor, it's a wonderful act. We'll
buy it. You can start tomorrow night.
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Fine. Muchas gracias, Señor Ricardo.
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- Gracias.
- Muy respeto, Señora.
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Adios.
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Aren't they great?
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They sure are.
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Ricky?
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Yeah?
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You really think your mother will like me?
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Of course she will, honey.
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She'll love you
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from the top of your pretty redhead
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to the bottom of your skinny bird legs.
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Oh!
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Hi.
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"Carne de puerco con chile verde."
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What are you doing?
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I'm going through this Cuban cookbook.
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You know, according to Ricky,
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his mother thinks I'm the best cook
and housekeeper in the whole wide world.
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Oh, brother.
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When is she coming?
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I don't know. She's gonna
wire us ahead of time.
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Well, when do you start the housecleaning?
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Oh, I wasn't going to do anything special.
The apartment's all clean.
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Honey, your mother-in-law is coming!
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Stand by for dust inspection.
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Oh, Ethel, you don't think
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Ricky's mother is coming
all the way up from Cuba
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just to check on my housekeeping?
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Why not? Fred's mother comes all the way
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from Indiana once a year
just to look under my rug!
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Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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Oh, brother, if I thought she'd stay home,
I'd send her the rug and a box of dirt.
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Oh, I don't think
Ricky's mother is like that.
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Honey, a mother-in-law is a mother-in-law.
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Don't take any chances.
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You know what she'll do?
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She'll open every drawer.
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She'll go through all the closets.
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She'll go under the bed, over the transom,
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all around the picture frames.
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- Oh, Ethel.
- I'm telling you.
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- Really?
- Mm.
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- [Fred] Ethel!
- What?
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Where's my lunch?
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I'm coming.
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I got to go.
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Don't say I didn't warn you.
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Lucy! Lucy!
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- Lucy, she's here! She's here!
- Who's here?
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Ricky's mother. I just saw her
getting out of a cab.
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H-H-How do you know it's Ricky's mother?
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She tried to pay the cab driver in pesos.
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And she looks like those pictures
you showed me.
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Well, help me put this stuff
back in the closet.
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Oh...
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Oh, that's the way it always is.
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They tell you they'll let you know
when they're coming,
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they never do!
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Until you find out...
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Oh, for heaven's sake!
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I didn't expect her for a week!
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Oh, it'll always be like this.
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All right.
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Okay.
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Whoa!
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Push, you push! I'll hold it.
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Push it. There it goes.
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Clear this up.
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Oh, my gosh!
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Here. Take this.
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- Lucita?
- Yes?
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Yo soy la mamá de Ricky.
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Y tú no puedes ser otra persona
que Lucita.
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Ay, Lucita, mi hija.
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Que ganas tenía de verte.
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Oh, Mother Ricardo,
we didn't expect you so soon.
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We didn't get a wire
saying you were arriving or anything.
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I... I'm sorry.
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¿Cómo?
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I... I was just cleaning up the house
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and I... I'm a mess,
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and the place is a mess and ...
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Oh, I wanted everything
to be so nice when you got here.
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Yo no hablo inglés.
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What?
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No hablo inglés.
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Oh... oh!
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Well, uh... uh...
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uh, me no habla Spanish.
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No español, no español.
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¿Qué se puede hacer?
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Huh?
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¿Qué se puede hacer?
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Yeah, well, yeah.
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¿Dónde está mi nieto?
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Huh?
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Mi nieto.
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- Oh, oh, yes, I'll hang it up.
- No, no, no, no.
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El bebé, el bebé.
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Oh, oh, the baby.
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Oh, oh, Little Ricky.
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Riquito, Riquito.
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Yeah, well, he's sleeping.
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Sleeping... sleeping.
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¡Ay, qué lástima!
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Yeah, well, do you want to see him?
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Como.
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¡Que muchacho tan lindo!
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Es un encanto.
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Se parece a Ricky.
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Well, we-we think he's pretty nice.
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Thank you very much. We think he's...
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Cablegram.
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Oh.
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It's in Spanish, but I have
a feeling you're arriving today.
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Uh...
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sit-o.
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Sit-o.
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I'll-I'll call Ricky.
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Ricky?
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Um, uh... me telefono Ricky.
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Ya sé, vas a hablarle
a Ricky por teléfono.
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Uh, sí... sí.
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Yeah.
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Hello. Hello. I'd like
to speak to Mr. Ricardo, please.
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This is...
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Oh.
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Well, have you any idea
when you expect him?
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Oh, well, no, no message. Thank you.
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Um...
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Uh... if you'll excuse me,
I'll... I'll fix my dinner.
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Uh... dinner?
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Fix dinner?
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Eat? Dinner?
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Ah, comida, comida.
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Vas a hacer la comida.
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Yeah, well, all right.
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¿Qué vas a preparar?
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Wha... what?
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Preparar, pre-pa-rar.
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Pre-pa-rar.
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Preparar.
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Pre-pa-rar. Oh, prepa... prep... prepare!
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Sí, sí.
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Prepare. What am I preparing?
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What am I having for dinner?
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Sí.
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Ah, well, I'm having chicken and rice.
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Uh... uh... chicken and rice.
How do you say that in Spanish?
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Uh, uh... oh, I, I knew that.
265
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,760
Chicken, chic... Chicken.
266
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,178
Uh... chicken.
267
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:34,647
Ya se, gallina, gallina.
268
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,316
Gallina?
269
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,525
Sí.
270
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,651
Well, I don't think so.
271
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,695
But, anyway, we're having it with rice.
272
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:42,989
Rice.
273
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,035
- Arroz!
- Arroz!
274
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:50,663
- Arroz con pollo.
- Arroz con pollo! Arroz con pollo!
275
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,708
That's it. Arroz con pollo.
276
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,710
Yeah, well, that's what we're having.
277
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:28,618
Uh... Ricky, uh ...
278
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,286
will be home soon.
279
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:34,248
Uh... Ricky casa soon.
280
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,833
Soon?
281
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:36,959
Soon.
282
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,629
Any minute now.
283
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,423
Hi, honey...
284
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:43,591
Mother!
285
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:44,759
¡Mi vida!
286
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:46,803
When did you get in?
287
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:49,430
Yo estaba deseosa de verte.
288
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,557
- Why didn't you call me?
- Well, I tried...
289
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,558
¿Cuándo llegaste?
290
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,227
- Has she seen the baby?
- Yeah.
291
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,395
¿Tú viste a tu nieto ya?
292
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,063
Estás orgullosa? Huh?
293
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,982
Oh, oh, isn't this wonderful?
294
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:05,029
The three of us finally got together.
295
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,114
Yeah.
296
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,532
Come on, sit down, sit down.
297
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:11,119
Let's-- Let's get to know
each other good, huh?
298
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,246
Oígame, tú no sabes lo contentoque estoy.
299
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,414
¿Cuándo llegarás?
300
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,456
Aterrizamos a las dos.
301
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,208
Mande un cable de Havana
302
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,709
pero llegó después que yo.
303
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,711
¿El cable llegó después que tu?
304
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,342
El cable llegó después que tu.
305
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:28,678
Listen.
306
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,012
How do you like...
307
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,013
Cómo te gusta...
308
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:33,099
¿Cómo te gusta mi mujer?
¿Cómo te gusta Lucy?
309
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,852
Mira, Lucy es exactamente lo que esperaba.
310
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:39,147
You see? Mother says that you're
just the way she pictured you.
311
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:41,983
Well, thank you. You tell her
she's just like I pictured her, too.
312
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,317
She looks just like you.
313
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:45,570
Lucy dice que tú y yo nos parecemos.
314
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,155
Gracias.
315
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,115
Mother says, "Thank you."
316
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,909
You are welcome.
317
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,911
Lucy dice, "No hay de que."
318
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,998
Dile a Lucy que mi nieto
parece un angelito.
319
00:15:56,998 --> 00:16:00,126
Aw. She says that Little Ricky
looks just like an angel.
320
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,420
Oh... gracias.
321
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,672
Lucy, uh, Lucy says, "Thank you."
322
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:12,263
You... are... welcome.
323
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:14,807
Mamá dice, "No hay de que."
324
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,395
I got my fingers crossed.
325
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:22,064
I'm talking to you in Spanish
and talking to Mother in English.
326
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,734
You got your wires crossed.
327
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,569
My wires or something crossed.
328
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,070
I don't know what it was.
329
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,989
Hey, what's burning, honey?
330
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,115
My-my dinner.
331
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,117
Your dinner? What happened?
332
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,452
Oh, for heaven's sake.
333
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:37,205
- [Ricky] Uh-oh.
- Oh, no, don't tell me... Oh, no!
334
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,540
Oh, no! Oh...
335
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,083
Look at it!
336
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,252
¡Ay, que lástima, Lucita!
337
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,004
But that's all right, honey.
We'll eat it anyway.
338
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,631
It's just little charcoal taste,
that's good.
339
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,970
Hi.
340
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,519
What are you doing tonight?
341
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,853
Nothing in particular. Why?
342
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,273
Want to run away with me?
343
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,650
Run away?
344
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:06,943
What's the matter?
345
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:12,240
Oh, Ethel, I haven't done anything right
since Ricky's mother came to visit us.
346
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,741
Oh, honey, you have, too.
347
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:14,992
I have not.
348
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,203
The day she arrived,
the apartment was a mess,
349
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,829
my hair was up in curlers,
350
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,830
the closet exploded in her face
351
00:17:20,830 --> 00:17:22,083
and I burned the dinner.
352
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,251
Yes, I know, hon--
353
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,378
And then the next day, I took her shopping
354
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,171
and I lost her in the subway.
355
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,968
But someone turned her in
to Lost and Found.
356
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,719
Sure.
357
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:36,055
She must think I'm an awful dope.
358
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:40,142
I wouldn't be surprised if
she had our marriage annulled.
359
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,895
Nothing that's happened
has been your fault.
360
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,522
Now, you march back in there and you ...
361
00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:46,398
No, I can't.
362
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,276
Why not?
363
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,694
Well, his... his mother
364
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:52,655
has some friends coming over
to see her tonight,
365
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:55,199
and I offered to press her dress for her.
366
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,659
Well?
367
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:03,207
After the annulment,
you can come and live with us.
368
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,378
I didn't mean it, honey.
369
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:09,255
I was only joking.
370
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,173
Please, don't make jokes.
371
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:14,927
You're the only English-speaking
friend I've got.
372
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,887
Oh, honey...
373
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,347
I just wish there was some way
374
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:22,143
that I could walk into that group tonight
and start speaking Spanish.
375
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,895
Well, you could always give the
party down at the United Nations
376
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,772
and use their earphones
and an interpreter.
377
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,148
Oh, sure.
378
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:30,609
Oh, honey, you got to
get hold of yourself.
379
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,445
I never saw you so upset.
380
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,155
- Hey!
- What?
381
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,700
You have given me a tremendous idea!
382
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:42,371
Oh, honey, I'm sure the United Nations
has more important things to do.
383
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:45,541
No, no. There's a new act
down at the club,
384
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,919
and they use hidden earphones
and a hidden microphone.
385
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,713
I could... I could borrow the earphones,
386
00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:53,590
and somebody could be in the kitchen
telling me what to say in Spanish!
387
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,635
Don't look at me. I don't speak Spanish.
388
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,595
No, no, but that professor does!
389
00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,888
I'm going to call him
and ask him if he'll help me.
390
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:15,529
Ricky and his mother went down to
pick up the guests. They're not back yet.
391
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,615
- Mm-hmm.
- Now, look, can you see that?
392
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,032
- No.
- Does it show in my ear?
393
00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:21,160
- No, no, no. It's all right.
- Can you see the wire?
394
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,619
- No, I don't. It's fine.
- Okay.
395
00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:26,082
But are you sure Mrs. Mertz
will let me know if my...
396
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,750
if my phone call comes in?
397
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,752
Oh, sure. She'll tell you
as soon as she gets it.
398
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,253
- Oh, fine.
- What's so important?
399
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,588
Well, it's my daughter.
400
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,840
Tonight I may become an abuelo!
401
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:35,925
A what?
402
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:38,886
Abuelo. Grandfather.
And I want to know when it happens.
403
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,054
Well, of course you do.
404
00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:41,597
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
405
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:42,723
Don't worry. She'll call you.
406
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,767
Now, you watch through here,
listen to what they say,
407
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:47,103
- and tell me what to say in Spanish.
- Don't worry.
408
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,436
- Go slowly. Go slowly.
- Oh, yes.
409
00:19:48,436 --> 00:19:49,563
- Want to try it once?
- Yeah.
410
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:53,234
Okay, say something.
411
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:57,113
Muy bien, gracias.
412
00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:58,489
Hey, that's perfect.
413
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:01,325
They're coming!
414
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:02,576
Here they come! Duck down!
415
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,330
La casa es aquí. Aquí estamos. Pasen.
416
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,873
Deme los abrigos, por favor.
417
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,291
Tenga, muchisimas gracias.
418
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,626
Siéntense, siéntense.
419
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:11,836
Muchas gracias. Muchas gracias.
420
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,129
¿Y su señora está?
421
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:15,131
Ella debe estar en casa
de unos amigos de nosotros
422
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,383
que viven all lado, señora, los Mertzes.
423
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,342
Sí, pero ella...
424
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,802
Sí, ella viene pronto.
425
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:21,429
Sí, pero estamos deseando de verla.
426
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,305
Ay, ay, el bebé.
427
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,974
Encantada con el bebé.
428
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:25,975
Ah, hiya, honey! Hi.
429
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:26,976
Where have you been?
430
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:29,561
Well, I-I was out taking a Spanish lesson.
431
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:30,730
Spanish lesson!
432
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,773
Uh-huh. I want to be able
to talk to your mother and her friends.
433
00:20:33,773 --> 00:20:35,317
Well, honey, that's awfully sweet,
434
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,486
but I don't think you can learn
in one lesson.
435
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:38,863
Well, I don't know.
436
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:41,115
I learn pretty fast, you know.
437
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,782
Well, I want you to meet our friends.
438
00:20:42,782 --> 00:20:44,368
Quiero que conocen con mi señora,
439
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,578
el Senor y Senora Ollas.
440
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,037
Mi señora, Lucy.
441
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,540
Mucho gusto a saludarla, Señora Ricardo.
442
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,500
Say, "Mucho gusto."
443
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,836
Mucho gusto.
444
00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:55,546
Mucho gusto, Señora.
445
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:56,964
Mucho gusto.
446
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:59,508
Hey, you did learn something.
447
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,510
¡Que pronto aprendió, hijo!
448
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,137
Yeah.
449
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,681
Honey...
450
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,808
I think that's wonderful.
451
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:16,150
Yo sé una que otra palabra.
452
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:18,652
Este es increíble, hijo.
453
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:21,196
Esta tarde no hablabas
una palabra en español.
454
00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:23,657
Y ahora lo hablas perfectamente.
455
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:27,328
She says that it's amazing
how soon you learned.
456
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:28,996
Say, "Gracias."
457
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,998
Gracias.
458
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:33,334
You mean to tell me that
459
00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:35,127
you understood everything
that Mother said?
460
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:35,961
Sí.
461
00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:38,798
Sí.
462
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,510
Tell him to speak in Spanish.
463
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:43,886
Habla en español.
464
00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:48,808
Uh... habla en español.
465
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:51,977
Uh...
466
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:54,814
¿Tú entendiste todo lo que mamá te dijo?
467
00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:57,983
Sí.
468
00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:07,535
Le ha dado mucho gusto conocer
469
00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:10,287
al fin después de tantos años a su suegra?
470
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:15,125
He says it must be wonderful
to meet your mother-in-law.
471
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,962
Uh... Sí. Sí.
472
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:20,339
Dígame, ¿cuántos anos tienen de casados?
473
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:25,302
He also wants to know how long
you've been married.
474
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,263
Nod your head, so I will know.
475
00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:29,306
Ten years?
476
00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:32,351
Twelve?
477
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:36,021
13 years?
478
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:41,861
Trece años.
479
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,988
[Señor Ollas chuckling] Oh.
480
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,411
Professor, it's a boy!
481
00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:51,704
It's a boy!
482
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,247
A boy!
483
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:02,298
Lucy...
484
00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:03,799
¿Sí?
485
00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:06,343
Tú sabes perfectamente bien
486
00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:09,430
que tú no hablas una palabra de español.
487
00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:12,057
¿Qué cuento te trae tú?
488
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:13,851
Uh...
489
00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:23,986
Buenas nochas, amigos.
490
00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:28,240
Uh, buenos no...
491
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,872
The professor had to go away.
492
00:23:34,872 --> 00:23:36,832
Eww...
493
00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:41,045
Stall. I'll think up something to do.
494
00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:42,588
Uh...
495
00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:44,632
Oh, uh... uh...
496
00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:46,759
¿Felipe Morris-a, Señora?
497
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,093
Sí.
498
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,178
Light-o?
499
00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:53,265
¿Felipe Morris-a, Señor?
500
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:54,350
Muchas gracias.
501
00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:02,232
¿Felipe Morris-a, mamacita?
502
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:03,943
Sí, gracias, Lucita.
503
00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:05,444
Light-o?
504
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:06,904
Lucy, I'd like a cigarette.
505
00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:08,530
All right, dear.
506
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:17,455
You come right in here.
507
00:24:17,455 --> 00:24:18,916
Look, I don't get this.
508
00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:20,459
You don't speak Spanish.
509
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:23,128
Well, the professor was here,
but he had to go away.
510
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:24,129
Oh...
511
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:27,215
She was only doing this so your mother
would like her better. Adios.
512
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:33,555
Now, what... what are you trying to do?
513
00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:35,516
Well, I... I... I just wanted ...
514
00:24:35,516 --> 00:24:37,393
¿Qué estás haciendo, Ricky?
515
00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:40,521
Mamá, Lucy estaba conectada
aquí con este micrófono
516
00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:43,607
y el Profesor Buonanova
le estaba traduciendo todo
517
00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:46,484
para ella poder hablar con ustedes allá.
518
00:24:46,484 --> 00:24:48,070
Que graciosa es tu mujer.
519
00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:49,989
Imáginate, meterse en tanto lío
520
00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:52,032
no más para divertirme a mi!
521
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:54,660
Well, now I've heard everything.
522
00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:55,994
What?
523
00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:57,913
She think that you're just wonderful
524
00:24:57,913 --> 00:25:00,207
to go through all this trouble
just to please her.
525
00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:03,419
Oh, gracias, mamacita!
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Mi Lucita!
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[Lucy] Oh, gracias!
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