All language subtitles for I Love Lucy S04E03 Lucy Cries Wolf 1080p BluRay FLAC2 0 H 264-BTN_track4_[eng]

More coffee, Ricky?

Ricky?

Hello, back there. Coffee?

Hmm?

Hey, what are you doing?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Well, the least you can do is warn a guy
before you scald him to death.

Well, I asked you
if you wanted more coffee

and I thought you said yes.

Look, I'm sorry I burned you.
I was just trying to keep busy.

It's no fun sitting here
watching you read the paper.

Okay, okay.

I didn't think I was being so rude.

Well, that's better.

Here.

Wait a minute.

You take this one, huh?

My, that's interesting.

Did you read...?

Why is it that the news
always look grinner

at the other side of the breakfast table?

I don't know. It just looks grinner.

Well, if I'd been this woman,
I'd have left my husband.

Listen to this.

"Two armed thugs entered
and robbed the apartment

of George T. Craig
at 527 East 65th Street last night,

tying Mrs. Craig to a chair

and leaving with an estimated $5,000 worth
of jewelry, silver and furs."

Well, that's too bad,
but I don't see why you're, uh--

Now, just wait.

"Craig, an accountant,

was working in his office
at the time of the robbery.

Mrs. Craig had called earlier

to report that she thought
she heard prowlers

and urged her husband to come home.

'I thought it was just
her imagination,' said Craig,

'so I finished my work
and came home an hour later

and found my wife bound and gagged
and the apartment ransacked.

None of the goods was insured,'
admitted Craig."

Isn't that awful?

- Terrible.
- It's unforgivable.

I should say so.

Imagine not being insured.

- Oh, you missed the whole point.
- What do you mean?

That man didn't love his wife very much

or he would have come home
the minute he thought she was in danger.

Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.

Sure.

What would you do?

What would I do about what?

Well, if I called you and told
you there were prowlers,

you'd come right home, wouldn't you?

What for? We're insured.

Well, it's nice to know
how you really feel.

I was just kidding.

I'll bet you weren't.

Of course I was.

Well, if I called you at the club
and told you there were prowlers,

would you come right home?

The minute you call.

What if you were busy?

It wouldn't matter.

What if you were doing a number?

Would you leave in the middle of it?

Right between the "baba" and the "loo."

Honey, you're wonderful.

Thank you.

Would you really come home
the minute I called?

If I had the slightest hint
that you were in any kind of danger,

I would come flying
from the ends of the earth.

Hmm...

Hello. I'd like to speak
to Mr. Ricardo, please.

This is Mrs. Ricardo.

Well, even if he is in a rehearsal,
I have to talk to him right away.

Hello, Ricky? Ricky, listen,
a horrible, strange-looking man

just came to the front door

and-and he said that he was
trying to sell something

and I didn't believe him,
so I slammed the door in his face

and-and then a few minutes later,

I-I heard something on the fire escape

and-and I think I saw his face.

And, oh, he was just horrible-looking.

He had big, bulgy eyes

and-and he had a long,
black, droopy mustache

and-and long, snaggly teeth.

And-and he was about seven feet tall.

You'd better hurry home, honey.
Hurry! Hurry!

Lucy! Lucy!

Where are you, Lucy?

- Here I am.
- Where? Where?

- Are you all right?
- Oh, are you all right?

- Where is he? Where is he?
- Who?

Well, Ricky just phoned from the club
and said some evil-looking man

was trying to break into the apartment.

Yes, he said he had a long, black beard
and he was eight feet tall!

Oh, you mean he told you
to come over here and protect me

until he could get here, huh?

Nope.

He just wanted us to call him back
if anything was wrong.

How do you like that?

Here I am in terrible danger
and all he does is sit by the phone.

Are you in terrible danger?

Of course not.

Oh, Lucy, what is all this?

Well, I read in the paper this morning

where some woman called her husband
and told him that there were prowlers,

and he didn't come home
and their house was robbed.

So?

So, that proves that
that man did not love his wife.

So, I just called Ricky to find out
if he really loved me.

Oh, no.

And, apparently, I got my answer.

I could have been murdered while he was
waiting for you to call him back.

You still might be.

Fred.

Fred.

Oh, honestly, Lucy,
how could you pull a stunt like this?

Oh, my heart's still pounding.

Yeah, mine, too.

Now, listen, Lucy,
my blood pressure has better things to do

than play "he loves me, he loves me not."

Well, maybe someday some-something
will really happen to me

and then you'll be sorry.

Do you want to bet?

Oh, Fred.

Come on, we'd better call up Ricky
and tell him it was just a false alarm.

- All right.
- Never mind. I'll call him.

Okay.

I have to speak to Mr. Ricardo, please.
This is Mrs. Ricardo again.

Ricky! Ricky, where are you?
That man is still here!

He-he-he hid in the closet;
h-he's got a gun and...

and when the Mertzes came in,

he made me tell the Mertzes...

Oh, no!

No! No! Don't do that!

Please, please! Help! Help! Ricky!

Ri-Rick!

Rick! Rick!

Okay, Lucy, you can stop now--

Oh, honestly, how far can you go?

Come on, Lucy.

Ricky knows you're just
calling him to test him.

Lucy?

You can come out now.

We know you're fooling.

Lucy?

Lucy?

Fred! Fred!

Oh.

- Now what?
- Fred, Fred, look at this room.

This time I think
something really has happened to her.

- She's not here.
- Did you look every place?

Well, I looked every place
except the bedroom.

Let's look in there.
She's got to be around here someplace.

Okay.

[Ethel] She isn't here.

[Fred] Well, you look in the bathroom
and I'll look in all the closets.

[Ethel] The closets.

No, she isn't in there.

She wouldn't go away and leave the baby.
She never has.

She's got to be around here someplace.

I think I'd better call Ricky.

[Fred] Oh, I wish you wouldn't bother him.

[Ethel] Oh, he'd never forgive me
if I didn't call him, Fred.

[Fred] I don't want to disturb him now.
He's down there rehearsing.

[Ethel]... If anything like this
happened to us,

you know he'd want you to call him.

[Fred] She'll show up in a minute.
Just take it easy.

- Well, I didn't look in here.
- No, you didn't look in there.

No, she's not in there either.

Oh, Fred.

I think this time something
really has happened to her.

Oh, now, don't be so dramatic.

She's just trying to give us a good scare.

[Fred] Lucy!

I'm going to call Ricky.

Oh, I wish you wouldn't disturb him.

I won't. I won't.

Now, tell him we're not sure.

We-we think it's one of Lucy's
dumb stunts.

May I speak to Mr. Ricardo, please?

Now, be nice and calm.

Don't worry.

Hello, Ricky, we're up here
and Lucy's not anyplace!

[Fred] Ethel!

It's nothing to get upset about!

Give me that phone!

Listen, Ricky,
I think it's one of Lucy's tricks,

but we can't find her anywhere,
so maybe you'd better come on home.

Yes, come on home.

[Fred] Yeah, come on home.

Don't worry. We'll take care
of little Ricky till you get here.

- Okay. Okay.
- But come on home!

- Yeah.
- Is he coming?

Yes!

- What happened? What happened?
- Ricky, Ricky.

This is just the way we found it.

[Fred] We knew you'd want to see.

Are you sure she's not hiding someplace?
Have you looked everywhere?

In the closets and everywhere,
there's no--

I even looked behind the shower curtain.

- Oh.
- While we were waiting for you,

I went around to the other apartments.

Nobody has seen a sign of her.

Oh, I don't know what to think.
I don't know what to think now.

I don't know whether something
has really happened to her

or maybe she's just yelling tiger?

[Fred] What?

You know, yelling tiger.

You mean crying wolf?

Yeah.

Oh, if anything's happened to Lucy,

I'll never forgive myself.

I shouldn't have gone away and left her.

- Thank you.
- [Fred] How do you think I feel?

I'm the one that said I wouldn't care
if something did happen to her.

What happened to her is all my fault.

I should have come home
the minute that she called me.

Just think, right now
she might be in terrible danger.

She might be hurt.

She might even be...

Oh, I miss her already.

I said some terrible things about Lucy,

but I didn't mean any of 'em.

She was a good kid.

- [Ethel] Yes, she was.
- Yes, I was.

Fred's right.

She was a good girl.

Yes, she was.

[Ricky] She was a wonderful girl.

[Ethel] Yes, she was.

Hey, what are we saying?
She is a good girl.

Nothing could have happened to her!

[Ricky] She is a good girl.
I bet you she's all right.

My God, if something happens to Lucy,
what...

Gee, I love her so much,

I-I just wouldn't want to live,
that's all.

I'm going to call the police.

- Yes, that's a good idea.
- Yeah.

Wait a minute.
Supposing she's playing a trick?

Supposing it's a gag?

Well, I don't care.
We just can't take any more chances.

Who's this now?

- Hello.
- Hello. Uh, Mr. Ricardo?

Yes?

You don't know me,
but I'm your neighbor, Mrs. Devries.

I live in the apartment building
across the street.

[Ricky] Yes.

Now, I'm sure there must be
a very good reason,

and I'm sure you know what you're doing,
but is anything wrong?

Well, what do you mean?

Well, I know your wife
is a little peculiar...

Yeah, well, look,
I'm awfully busy right now.

Could-could you call me back
a little later?

Well, uh... I certainly can
as long as you know

that your wife is sitting on the ledge
outside of your window.

Ah, well, don't worry about--

What?

Oh, it's a good, wide ledge.

I just wanted to make sure
that everything was all right.

Oh, yes, yes, everything is just fine.

Thank you very much for calling.

Oh, you're welcome. Good-bye.

And thank you very much

for having those costumes
ready for Thursday.

That's very nice of you.

Good-bye.

That was that fellow that, uh,

I was worrying about the costumes
for Thursday for the new show.

Well, he called me, and he said
he'll have 'em ready Thursday.

But, uh, what about Lucy?

Aren't you going to call the police?

Yeah, I'll call them in a minute.

[Ricky] Isn't that nice
about the costumes?

[Fred] Yeah.

On second thought,

I don't think I'll call the police.

What's that?

It'd be bad publicity for me.

[Ethel] That's right, Ricky.

And after all, what can the police do?

If she's gone, she's gone, that's all.

I'll just have to get used to it.

Gee, I'm gonna miss her though.

[Fred] If you miss her too much,

you can always get a parrot

and make it nag you and
throw your money away!

No.

I think the thing to do
is to get her out of my mind.

Just get rid of everything
that reminds me of her.

Ethel, would you like her clothes?

[Ethel] Oh, yes.
There are a couple of dresses I'd like.

Of course I'll have to have them altered.

She's much bigger in the hips than I am.

Oh, Ricky, could I have
those beautiful stone martins of hers?

[Ricky] Sure.

How about her lynx stole?

Hmm, I don't think so.

[Fred] Go ahead and take it.
We can always use it for a bath mat.

You know, it's too bad
about Lucy being gone and all that.

It's a bit of tough luck all right,

but the worst part of it is little Ricky.

Little Rick will be without a mother.

- [Ethel] Oh, yes.
- [Fred] How about that?

[Ricky] Without his mother to guide him.

[Ethel] Oh, the poor little thing.

There's only one thing
for you to do, Rick.

You'll have to remarry.

You really think so?

You have to think of your son.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Of course I'll have to wait
a respectable length of time.

[Ethel] Oh, of course.
How long would you wait?

[Ricky] About ten days.

- Lucy!
- Look, a dove!

- Oh, it's Lucy!
- Lucy!

- [Ethel] Lucy!
- Right at the window!

Honey, you've come back!

Yeah, a lot you care.

I'm not even cold yet,
and you're already getting married again!

And you go around
telling everybody I got big hips!

And as for you, you big walrus,
get your wet feet off my lynx stole!

Well, what's so funny?

We knew you were outside
that window all the time.

- [Fred] Sure.
- You did not!

Yes, we did, honey.

Mrs. Devries from across the street
called up and told us you were out there.

And listen, you,

I just had about enough
of these phony stories.

Phony? What do you mean?

Why do you think I crawled out
on that ledge in the first place? I... I ...

I was trying to escape
from that horrible man.

You should have seen him.

He was horrible.

Lucy?

Well, he was.

And he-he forced his way in here

and he chased me around
and around and around.

Well, he did!

Come on, honey,
you're holding up the game.

What's she doing?

Maybe she met another prowler.

I heard that.

Come on, honey.

If we're going to play bridge,
let's play bridge, huh?

I'm not sure I want to play
with people who make fun of me.

Oh, honey, I'm sorry, but I can't help it.

Every time you get out of our sight,
you run into a bunch of cutthroats.

Where are they hiding this time,
under the bed?

Now, listen to me, Fred Mertz!

All right, all right, all right!
Hold it, everybody.

Now, we all know
that Lucy has a very vivid imagination.

And we all know that we can't believe
one word she says.

Now, listen,
whether you believe me or not,

that man was here this afternoon.

Oh, come now, honey.

Well, he could have been.

After all, those people who were robbed
live in this neighborhood

and those thugs
might still be around here.

You know how crooks are.

No. How are they?

Oh, you know what I mean.

Once they rob one house in a neighborhood,

they very often rob another one
a couple blocks away.

She's right, Ricky.

All the crooks I know are just like that.

Once they find a neighborhood they like,
they stick to it.

They're a loyal bunch.

Especially the eight-foot-tall,
fiendish ones.

[Lucy] Oh, you're all so smart.

- Now, where are you going?
- Out.

I'm sure you don't care where I go

or what happens to me, and neither do I.

- Oh, Lucy, you're going to ruin the--
-

Oh... now, where do you suppose she's going?

Oh, she'll go out in the hall
and sit for a while and mope

and then she'll come back.

Honestly, sometimes she acts
just like a baby.

Yeah.

Have you ever thought of
putting her in a basket

and leaving her on somebody's doorstep?

Come on, let's play three-handed
till she comes back.

All right. You bid, Rick.

Okay.

Ricky, she's been gone for a long time.

Don't you think you ought
to go look for her?

That's just what she wants us to do.

She wants us to go out there
and beg her to come back.

Are you sure she's sitting out there?

I'll go take a look.

Now, shh! Keep quiet.

She's still there.

She's just sitting out there
like a spoiled child.

Come on, let's play another hand!

- [Fred] All right.
- [Ethel] Okay.

Help!

There she goes again.

Ricky--

Hey, you know, that was pretty good,

the way she did that.

Ricky--

Oh, that's not so tough.

Ricky! Help! Help!

[Lucy screams] Help!

Ricky! Help! Help!

You know, how about that, uh,
"fading away" effect?

That's, uh...

That's a pretty good effect.

You know, I knew a ventriloquist once
who could do that with his voice.

- Is that right?
- Yeah.

- That's pretty clever.
- Uh-huh.

She's got a lot more talent
than I give her credit for.

Lucy?

Lucy?

Now what?

Come on in, honey. The door is open.

Oh, well.

Very good!

Very good!

Bravo!

Very clever.

On behalf of the academy,

it's my great pleasure to present to you
this beautiful statuette

for the best performance of the year.

[Ethel] Bravo!

Bravo!

You know, what I can't understand is:
How did she tie herself up like this?

Well, let's take the gag off
and hear her story.

[Fred] Hey, hey, Rick.
You sure you know what you're doing?

[Fred] If I had Ethel gagged like that...

Fred! Fred.

Well, let's hear it anyway.

Must be a good one this time.

There we go.

What's the matter with you?
You crazy or something?

Why didn't you come out there and help me?
Those two men could have killed me.

Oh, there was two men this time.

- There were!
- Oh.

Ricky, honest, it's true.
There really were.

Sure. Sure.

Ricky, listen to me.

Two men came down from the attic
and they grabbed me

and they-they dragged me
down to the basement.

Yes, dear. Yes, dear.

But, Ricky, they do, and they're loose
somewhere in this neighborhood.

We gotta do something.

- Oh, we're gonna something.
- Well, what?

We got to finish our bridge game.

Ricky, please, you got to believe me!

Ricky, listen, I was sitting on the steps

and these two men came down
from the attic and they--

Ethel, Ethel, listen to me, please.

They grabbed me, Ethel,
and they tied me up, can't you see?

Fred!

Fred, somebody, listen to me!

Fred! Fred, they tied me up!

Fred, can't you see?
I didn't do this myself.

Listen! Somebody, listen to me!