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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,843 - Anastasia. 2 00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:12,046 Anastasia, if you can hear me, 3 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:13,314 send us a sign. 4 00:00:13,381 --> 00:00:14,348 [EERIE MUSIC] 5 00:00:14,415 --> 00:00:15,949 [TABLE SHAKES] [ALL GASP] 6 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:18,152 We have a visitor. 7 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:20,354 * * 8 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:22,423 - My hair! 9 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:25,526 - Um, what the fuck? 10 00:00:25,593 --> 00:00:27,295 - Okay, demon, it's time for... 11 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:28,396 [GASPS LOUDLY] 12 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:29,930 - Ah! 13 00:00:31,399 --> 00:00:33,434 - Ah! 14 00:00:33,501 --> 00:00:34,768 - Shammy... 15 00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:36,104 - [INDISTINCT] - [SCREAMS] 16 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:38,339 - [AS DEMON] Felicem vesperam sanctam! 17 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:39,740 [ALL SCREAM] 18 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:42,476 You bitches are so fucked. 19 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:44,145 - We never should've played that fucking game! 20 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:49,650 ALL: * I-I-I-I * 21 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:51,652 * I want you back * 22 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:54,355 ["I WANT YOU BACK" BY N'SYNC] 23 00:00:54,422 --> 00:00:55,656 [ALL LAUGH] 24 00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:57,225 - Oh. - Oh, watch out! 25 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:58,459 - Move. 26 00:00:58,526 --> 00:01:00,128 - Don't get your outfit dirty, Joshy. 27 00:01:00,128 --> 00:01:02,730 We need it to look good for the fall lip sync. 28 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:04,598 You guys, look. 29 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:06,400 Jeremy Fischbein is so freaking hot. 30 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:07,868 [SQUEALS] 31 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:09,170 - That's a sign for fingering. 32 00:01:09,237 --> 00:01:11,905 He totally wants to shag you, Erica. 33 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:14,642 - Yeah, baby, yeah. It's N'SYNC. 34 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:16,210 Hey, Erica. 35 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:18,179 Your costume is smoshing. 36 00:01:18,246 --> 00:01:19,980 - Thanks, Fischbein. 37 00:01:20,047 --> 00:01:21,149 You too. 38 00:01:21,182 --> 00:01:23,184 And cool impression. 39 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:24,152 [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 40 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:28,055 Anyway, later. - Yeah, okay, see ya. 41 00:01:28,156 --> 00:01:29,523 [BOTH SQUEAL] 42 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,725 - That was the sexiest fucking thing I've ever seen! 43 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:33,161 - Oh, wait, let's do a dance to celebrate. 44 00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:35,363 - Ooh, yeah. - Six, seven, eight. 45 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:36,697 [ALL VOCALIZING DANCE BEATS] 46 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:38,532 - * Tell me what to do now * 47 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,534 - Go Andy, go Andy. 48 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:41,535 - Yeah. - Go Andy. 49 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:42,936 - * You back * 50 00:01:43,003 --> 00:01:44,238 - What's this house dressed as, a nightmare? 51 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:45,806 - Big house, big candy. 52 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:47,708 - I don't know. It's pretty old... 53 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:51,579 too much stone. - And freaky. 54 00:01:54,482 --> 00:01:56,350 - Who's gonna do it? 55 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:59,253 - I'll do it, you wimps. 56 00:02:04,425 --> 00:02:05,759 Lame. 57 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:06,927 I say we peace out of this biatch... 58 00:02:06,994 --> 00:02:09,330 - [SHOUTS] What's up? [ALL SCREAM] 59 00:02:09,397 --> 00:02:12,900 - Chillax, homies. Welcome to my "crib." 60 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,403 Sorry to say I'm fresh out of sweets. 61 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:16,870 - Th-that's okay. 62 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:18,472 We should probably get back to my house anyway. 63 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:20,007 - Yeah. - No, no, no! 64 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:21,675 [GIGGLES NERVOUSLY] I can't let you leave 65 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:22,976 empty-handed... 66 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:24,878 not a group like this... 67 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:28,549 so sweet, so innocent, 68 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:29,850 so close. 69 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:31,652 * * 70 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:32,786 I know! 71 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:34,722 How 'bout a book? [GASPS] 72 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:36,224 - A book? 73 00:02:36,224 --> 00:02:39,227 Jesus, I wanted Warheads, not fucking homework. 74 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:41,395 - Happy Halloween. 75 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:42,730 [CHUCKLES] Get out. 76 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:49,937 * * 77 00:02:56,043 --> 00:02:58,446 - Oh, hey, I'll trade. - Yeah. 78 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:03,251 - What is this thing anyway? 79 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:06,320 - "M.A.S.H." by Stacy Friendship? 80 00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:07,821 - It's an activity book. 81 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:09,390 What does that weirdo think, we're eight? 82 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:11,058 - Hey, I know "M.A.S.H." 83 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:13,761 It's that predict-your-future game. 84 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:15,863 Ooh, it has a poem. 85 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:17,164 - I wanna read it. 86 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:18,766 [THUNDER BOOMS] - Mansion, apartment, 87 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:20,033 shack, or house, 88 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:22,303 predict your job, predict your spouse. 89 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:24,472 They key is in what friendship takes... 90 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,574 - Can you predict when you're gonna die? 91 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,276 Gel pen me. 92 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:30,611 - Hey, I'm doing my own. - Oh, I wanna go first! 93 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:32,280 - Hey! - No, stop. 94 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:36,817 * * 95 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:41,154 - Okay, I'm gonna live in a shack with Jeremy Fischbein. 96 00:03:41,289 --> 00:03:43,357 - Mm. - And have 100 kids. 97 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:44,625 [LAUGHTER] 98 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:46,994 - I'm gonna live in a mansion. 99 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,397 I'm gonna marry Joey Fatone. 100 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:51,299 - Oh, you go, girl. - Oh, Joey. 101 00:03:51,332 --> 00:03:52,866 [LAUGHTER] - I'm gonna live in a house. 102 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:54,302 - So I'm gonna live in an apartment. 103 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:55,936 - And I'm going to become a cult leader! 104 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:58,306 - I'm gonna be a pro wrestler. - I will have a pet snake. 105 00:03:58,339 --> 00:04:00,541 - The world record for the longest nails. 106 00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:02,410 - And I will be a gravedigger. 107 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:04,312 - Yeah. - I could see that. 108 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:06,780 - And finally, I'm going to die by... 109 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:08,115 [THUNDER BOOMS] Hey, stop. 110 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:10,751 You smudged my board. - Sorry, it's lights out. 111 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:13,053 ALL: Aw. - Nighty night, N'SYNC. 112 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,788 - It's okay... I know exactly 113 00:04:14,855 --> 00:04:16,524 what our real futures will be... 114 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:19,226 BFFs forever. Core Three for life. 115 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:22,095 ALL: Core Three for life! Core Three for life! 116 00:04:22,162 --> 00:04:25,165 - Core Three? Learn how to count, morons. 117 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:28,101 ALL: Core Three for life! Core Three for life! 118 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:30,904 Core Three for life! Core Three for life! 119 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:32,039 Core Three for life! 120 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,574 - * What'chu doin? * 121 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:35,409 - * Nothin', chillin' at the Holiday Inn * 122 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:36,910 - * Who you with? * - * Me and my peeps * 123 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:38,546 * Thought you'd bring over your friends * 124 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,113 - * What we gon' do? * - * Feel on each other * 125 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:41,482 * And sip on some Hen * 126 00:04:41,549 --> 00:04:43,116 * One thing leading to another * 127 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:45,519 * Let the party begin * - * What'chu doin'? * 128 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:47,621 - * Nothin', chillin' at the Holiday Inn * 129 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:49,357 - * Who you with? * - * Me and my peeps * 130 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:51,425 * Thought you'd bring over your friends * 131 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:54,428 ["HOLIDAE IN" BY CHINGY FEAT. SNOOP DOGG AND LUDACRIS] 132 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:56,129 - [GIGGLES] [SMACKS LIPS] 133 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:57,598 [PHONE CHIMES] 134 00:04:57,665 --> 00:04:58,832 - Hmm. 135 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:01,034 Hi, welcome to Sub Conscious. 136 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:02,936 Do you want something? I can make it. 137 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:04,372 Rrrrramon can make it. 138 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:06,374 Sorry I rolled the R. I know you don't like it. 139 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,275 [PHONE DINGS] - Ugh. 140 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:12,012 Candace Nicaragua, I simp for that cake, you bitch! 141 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:13,280 - [SQUEALS] - You don't even sweat! 142 00:05:13,381 --> 00:05:15,248 - Um, yeah, 'cause it's gross. 143 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:16,917 Yeah, sweating's for millennials. 144 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,386 Cheugy, sweaty fucks. 145 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:19,520 - Millennials? Ew! 146 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:21,154 [BOTH LAUGH] They, like, remember 147 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:22,890 where they were during 9/11. 148 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:24,257 - Ew. - That's so gross. 149 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:25,826 You got it, girl. Low... 150 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:27,695 [SCREAMS] [BOTH SQUEAL] 151 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,597 [JAUNTY MUSIC] 152 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,131 - Erica Greenspan! 153 00:05:32,083 --> 00:05:33,401 - [SIGHS] Hi, Phoebe. 154 00:05:33,401 --> 00:05:36,036 - Look at you, and not on Zoom! 155 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:37,405 - [ROBOTIC VOICE] But still waiting for host 156 00:05:37,405 --> 00:05:39,773 to start meeting. - Welcome to the best coast. 157 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,108 I'm glad you're sitting down. 158 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,209 I really am, because are you ready for this? 159 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:43,844 - I don't know, am I? 160 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:44,568 [GASPS] 161 00:05:44,593 --> 00:05:45,946 Oh, my God, that's my logo. 162 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,515 - Yeah. - You like it? 163 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:50,718 - Uh, adore. - [LAUGHS] 164 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:52,085 That's so great! 165 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:53,421 Um, this is probably very clear, 166 00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:56,557 but I modeled the logo on the leaf 167 00:05:56,624 --> 00:05:58,225 of the Brazilian herb you used... 168 00:05:58,291 --> 00:05:59,493 - Really? - To give your tea 169 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,562 the sensation of cocaine without the cocaine. 170 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,964 - Well, that is the Gravi-tea promise. 171 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:05,198 Cocaine! - It's weird... 172 00:06:05,265 --> 00:06:06,767 I couldn't find anything about it online, 173 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:09,169 so I reached out to a South American horticulturist and... 174 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:11,338 - [LAUGHING] Whoa, okay. That's a lot. 175 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:12,606 - Oh, wow, I'm going, like... 176 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,442 - For a little green drawing? [LAUGHS] 177 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:16,477 - Yeah, I guess I'm a nerd. - Oh, no. 178 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:18,646 You've got this, like, rock star mentality 179 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,481 I feel like no one else here has. 180 00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:22,450 - [CHUCKLES] - It's honestly exactly why 181 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:24,351 I fired the entire design team on a mass email. 182 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:26,487 - Oh, wow. - Yeah, and I had to have you 183 00:06:26,554 --> 00:06:28,088 come here IRL. - [COUGHS] 184 00:06:28,155 --> 00:06:29,356 - In real life. 185 00:06:29,457 --> 00:06:31,592 - Hey, uh, Phoebe. Uh, just circling back 186 00:06:31,659 --> 00:06:33,293 on my idea to swap out the ping-pong tables 187 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:34,327 with an axe-throwing station. 188 00:06:34,462 --> 00:06:35,463 - Oh, my God, I love it. 189 00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:36,864 - Yeah. - And you know what else 190 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:38,799 is a great idea, is, like, you paying the legal bills 191 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:41,134 for the unpaid intern who gets his dick chopped off. 192 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:43,003 Isn't that fun? Do it. 193 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:45,839 Go, make it happen. 194 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,107 That's my cousin, Lenny. 195 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:48,909 He ate my grandpa's cigarettes for years. 196 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:51,479 He's still actually on the design team. 197 00:06:51,479 --> 00:06:54,314 Well, I hope that you... and especially, I hope, 198 00:06:54,381 --> 00:06:55,783 your little Brooklyn boyfriend... 199 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:58,652 love the sunny weather here, because I'm feelin' it. 200 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:00,320 - Oh, Ben's here all the time for work. 201 00:07:00,488 --> 00:07:02,790 He loves it out here and my family's here 202 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:04,492 and all my best friends from growing up. 203 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:07,795 - Oh, my God, you're still tight with your old crew? 204 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:09,797 Ugh, the only way I stay in touch with my high school squad 205 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,732 is through, like, stupid memes and shit. 206 00:07:11,799 --> 00:07:13,801 [LAUGHS] - [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 207 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:15,536 Yeah, that's fucking dumb as shit... 208 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:17,237 - [LAUGHING] Yeah. - [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 209 00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:18,606 - You know what? 210 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:20,173 We're having a Halloween party here tomorrow, 211 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,408 and I want you there. 212 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:22,876 The whole Gravi-Team is gonna be here... 213 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:25,613 might be the perfect opportunity to officially spill 214 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:27,781 a little tea to the rest of the floor. 215 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:29,016 - [GIGGLES] 216 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:30,050 Oh! 217 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:35,989 - For fuck's sake, Lenny. - Spooky season, baby! 218 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:37,591 [LAUGHS] - I swear to God, 219 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:39,126 if your mom didn't give us our seed money, 220 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:40,961 I'd fucking...I'd kill him. 221 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:43,363 I'd literally kill him. I have a plan. 222 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:45,232 [ROCK MUSIC] 223 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,634 - [LAUGHS] Wait, do you know 224 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:49,870 who Benicio Del Toro is? - Um, yeah. 225 00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:51,805 [LAUGHS] - I don't. 226 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:52,906 - Why would you bring that up if you... 227 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,141 - [SCREAMS] 228 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:57,444 Core Three is in the building! 229 00:07:57,545 --> 00:07:59,279 [ALL SCREAM] 230 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:00,648 - Hello! - Oh, my God! 231 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:02,449 - It's a unicorn! - It is! 232 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:04,251 - Oh, my gosh! - Please, I was here, 233 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,554 like, two years ago for Izzy's third birthday party. 234 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,455 - Oh, my God, Izzy's now nine. - Nine. 235 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:09,690 - Nine. - What? 236 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:11,391 That's impossible. - Oh, my gosh. 237 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,126 - Yes. - That makes my baby five. 238 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:14,461 Oh, sorry. [CHUCKLES] 239 00:08:14,562 --> 00:08:16,329 I didn't carry a baby to full-term. 240 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:19,032 Um, my business, 241 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:21,569 Andy Leonard Fitness...um, you've probably heard of it. 242 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:22,970 [LAUGHS] - Cool! 243 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:25,238 - Uh, yeah, I'm kind of, like, a brand to the stars. 244 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:26,607 - Of TikTok. 245 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:28,976 - Well, I'm doing something very special, okay? 246 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:30,578 So don't, like, water it down. - I'm not watering it. 247 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:32,145 - No, but don't water it down. - I'm not watering it down. 248 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:33,614 - Just say you've heard of it... - Yeah. 249 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:35,048 - Just say it's great. - I don't care about it. 250 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:37,117 - Stop talking about it. - Hey, I have a friggin' idea. 251 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,719 You guys wanna get drunk? 252 00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:40,320 - Oh, lemme think about it. - Let me think... 253 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:41,354 Um... - Hmm... 254 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:42,389 BOTH: Yeah. - [SQUEALS] 255 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:43,591 - * I wanna be bad * 256 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:46,426 * You make that feel so good * 257 00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:48,796 * I'm losin' all my cool * 258 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,765 * I'm about to break the rules * 259 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:53,667 * I-I wanna be bad * 260 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:56,069 * I wanna be bad with you, baby * 261 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:57,170 * I-I * 262 00:08:58,505 --> 00:08:59,640 - [COUGHS] 263 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:02,743 - Ah. - Whoo! 264 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:04,211 - Wait, wait, do you guys remember 265 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:06,614 Senior Lock-In when it was that magic show, 266 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:08,348 and then that one kid mooned everybody, 267 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:10,651 and he had a playing card between his ass cheeks? 268 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:12,485 - Oh, my gosh, no. He was the King of Farts. 269 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:13,787 What's his name? It was Letso. 270 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:14,855 - Wait, no, no, no. I know this one. 271 00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:16,657 I gave him a very dry hand job 272 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,025 at that abandoned summer camp. 273 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:20,027 - [GASPS] BOTH: Camp Wanabangme! 274 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:23,063 [LAUGHTER] 275 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:27,134 Oh, my God. You guys, I freakin' miss this. 276 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,002 Okay, and I don't wanna jinx it, 277 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,437 but I think after that interview, 278 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:31,705 you're gonna see a lot more of me. 279 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:33,506 - Yes, get it, queen. 280 00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:35,676 - Fuck yeah, I knew you'd crush it. 281 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:37,645 Literally, I got a prosperity crystal 282 00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:38,712 from my psychic neighbor. 283 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,147 It cost me, like, 1,000 bucks, 284 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:43,050 and I gave it a good rubbin' for you. 285 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:45,018 Oh, guys, don't look at me like that. 286 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,554 Shamrock is stupid legit, okay? 287 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:50,457 Just don't Google his name and the words "Tempe, Arizona." 288 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:51,659 - Good choices. - Oh, come on. 289 00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:53,560 - Paul Dudley! BOTH: What? 290 00:09:53,661 --> 00:09:55,763 - King of Farts was named Paul Dudley. 291 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:58,131 - Oh, yeah! - [LAUGHING] 292 00:09:58,198 --> 00:09:59,499 - Paul Dudley. 293 00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:01,969 - Oh, my God! My parents are in Palm Springs. 294 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:03,203 - Ooh. - Don't you guys wanna spend 295 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,705 the night at my house? It'd be so fun! 296 00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:05,906 [BOTH CHEER] - Slumbay! 297 00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:07,741 I have extra toothbrushes! 298 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:11,344 - Oh, don't tell me twice. - Don't tell me once. 299 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:12,612 [PHONE CHIMES] 300 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:13,781 [PARTY MUSIC] 301 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:15,148 - Boy, oh, boy. - It's mad chilly. 302 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:16,850 - * A vodka a day keeps the doctor away * 303 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,585 - [LAUGHS] - Oh, boy. 304 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,754 - Welcome to my home! - Oh, boy. 305 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,222 [BOTH LAUGH] 306 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,757 - Jinkies. 307 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:26,459 - I swear I locked this before I left. 308 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:27,928 - Okay, Erica, wait. 309 00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:29,697 The manliest person go first, okay? 310 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:30,831 - Okay, go. - That's you. 311 00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:34,301 - That's you. You know it's you. 312 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:35,869 Oh, no, a tiny knife. 313 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,004 Oh, that's the key. - The key. 314 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,105 - Okay. 315 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:41,108 [EERIE MUSIC] 316 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:45,278 * * 317 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:46,546 - [WHISPERING] Oh. 318 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:47,848 - [WHISPERING] What do we do? 319 00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:49,282 [WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY] 320 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:50,718 - [WHISPERING] Vase...the vase. - Okay. 321 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:55,588 * * 322 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,557 - What do we do now? 323 00:10:57,624 --> 00:10:58,859 - Uh... - Shit. 324 00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:00,427 - [SIGHS] - Okay. 325 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,229 [ALL SCREAM] - Oh! 326 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,364 [VASE SHATTERS] [ALL SCREAMING] 327 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:05,933 - What the hell you guys doing here? 328 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,101 You scared the shit out of me, you fucking virgins. 329 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,403 - I literally have a child. I've been fucked. 330 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:11,404 - Right. - I'm in town 331 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:12,639 for a job interview, 332 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:13,974 and these guys are spending the night. 333 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:15,642 What are you doing here besides Pornhubbing 334 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,210 where Grandma has Thanksgiving turkey? 335 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,146 - Kay, first of all, don't bring up Grandma when I'm hard. 336 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:20,881 And second of all, Mom and Dad didn't tell you 337 00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:21,949 I was living here? - No. 338 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,117 - Classic them. [CHUCKLES] 339 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,353 I'm sort of in between spots at the moment. 340 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:29,022 - Oh, that sucks. How's everything else, bad too? 341 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,623 - No, things are pretty great. 342 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:33,861 Yeah, I'm just crushing the vibe, drowning in poonani. 343 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,763 - Ugh. - [LAUGHS] 344 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,564 And I got a real sick job in tech, so... 345 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:39,900 - Tech support. You work for a cable company. 346 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,568 - It's the number one most-called I.T. department 347 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,636 in the country, baby! - That's not a good thing. 348 00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:45,005 [LIGHTS CLICK] - [GASPS] Ah. 349 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,673 - Oh, no, we're scared of the dark. 350 00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:49,376 [CHUCKLES] Erica? 351 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:50,610 - Josh? 352 00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:52,479 - Erica, go reset the breaker, please. 353 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,314 - No, thank you. You do it. - Please do. 354 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:55,849 What do you think, I'm just gonna wrap this up 355 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:57,084 'cause you're in here? I'm busy. 356 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,418 [MOANING ON LAPTOP] - Oh, my God. 357 00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:01,789 Okay, I'll do it. You guys go upstairs. 358 00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:03,090 Don't drop anything else. I'm sobering up. 359 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,224 - Careful. - Yeah. 360 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,358 - I think someone broke something? 361 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:06,359 - Yeah. 362 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:09,662 - Shoot. 363 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:14,902 * * 364 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:15,869 [CLEARS THROAT] 365 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:23,043 * * 366 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:30,683 - It's just my mom's rack. 367 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:37,424 * * 368 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:38,425 [CHUCKLES] 369 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,162 You guys! 370 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:44,464 Look what I found! - Oh, my God, M.A.S.H. 371 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,834 I remember we used to play that! 372 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,936 - Okay, oh, my God. 373 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,904 I'm going to be a plumber. - [LAUGHS] 374 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:54,507 - I live in a shack. I marry Jeremy Fischbein. 375 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:56,643 - Ew! - Ew! 376 00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:59,046 And I have 100 kids...no! 377 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,081 - Oh, my God! - Way to go, Fischbein! 378 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:02,382 - Loose. [CHUCKLES] 379 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,852 - Me, me. Okay, um, I drove a Segway. 380 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:07,120 [LAUGHING] Okay. 381 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:09,289 Uh, my job is, uh, I'm a cult leader. 382 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:10,858 - I could see it. - Yeah. 383 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,459 - Yeah, I see that. [LAUGHTER] 384 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,494 - And then I married a Mr. Knight. 385 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,897 - [LAUGHS] Oh, yeah, I remember him. 386 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,867 He was that creepy geography teacher 387 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:22,369 who, like, walked all weird. He really liked you, Andy. 388 00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:26,273 Gimme, gimme, my turn. [LAUGHTER] 389 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:30,543 Okay, I live in a mansion. I'm a pro wrestler. 390 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:33,881 Ooh, the world record for the longest fingernails! 391 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:36,716 Okay, oh, my word. 392 00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:38,451 I am married to Joey Fatone. 393 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:41,188 Ow! Ooh, I could work with that. 394 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:42,255 - All right, let me see. Let me see. 395 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,391 - Okay, yeah, sure. - Okay. 396 00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:48,695 Job...gravedigger. Pet...snake. 397 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:51,531 - Okay. - Death by... 398 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,200 - By what? 399 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,902 - Shit, there's a smudge. 400 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:57,237 - What do you mean a smudge? - How the shit am I gonna die? 401 00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:58,939 - You die by smudge. [LAUGHTER] 402 00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,573 Give me that thing. 403 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,910 [GASPS] Ooh, there's a poem. 404 00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,011 [CLEARS THROAT] 405 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,346 Mansion, apartment, shack, or house, 406 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:09,116 predict your job, predict your spouse. 407 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,318 The key is in what friendship takes. 408 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:14,621 Read this poem, unlock your fates. 409 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,323 [MAGICAL MUSIC] 410 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,925 - Yeah. - Ooh... 411 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:20,127 [LAUGHTER] 412 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,161 - Stupid! 413 00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:23,931 [LAUGH ECHOES] 414 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,938 [EERIE MUSIC] 415 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:38,111 * * 416 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:01,101 [PHONE CHIMING] - [GRUMBLES AWAKE] 417 00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:04,204 Shut up. 418 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:05,438 [GROANS] 419 00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:09,076 [SIGHS] 420 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:12,579 Happy Hungover Halloween. 421 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,181 Hey, what are you guys getting into later? 422 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,415 Do you wanna come back here, 423 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,985 hand out candy with Princess Peach? 424 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:19,519 - No. - No. 425 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,022 Candace Nicaragua is going to this Halloween party, 426 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,556 and she invited me, 427 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,792 and a lot of her influencer friends are gonna be there, 428 00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,294 so she said if I show up, 429 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,895 I could easily get, like, 10,000 followers. 430 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,563 - I can't even trick-or-treat with Izzy. 431 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:33,000 I have to send her out with Arden and Arden's mom 432 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,735 and the rest of the big little-eyes fuckers at school. 433 00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:37,270 - Get out of here! [ALL SCREAM] 434 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:40,007 - My Metaverse nightclub is having a troll orgy... 435 00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:41,308 third annual trollgy... 436 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,910 but I could probably bot it out or something. 437 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:45,678 - Why didn't you sleep in your own room? 438 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,014 - [MURMURS MOCKINGLY] - It's okay. 439 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,681 When I'm back here, hopefully for good, 440 00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,483 we'll be hanging out every damn day. 441 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:53,253 - That's a lot of days. - Just like old times. 442 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,223 - Mm, you silly girl. [GIGGLES] 443 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,925 You're silly. So silly, girls. 444 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,660 [GIGGLING] So silly. 445 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:02,129 - * That's not my name * 446 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:05,032 * They call me quiet, but I'm a riot * 447 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:08,368 * Mary-Jo-Lisa, always the same * 448 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:09,802 * That's not my name * 449 00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,638 * That's not my name * 450 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,406 * That's not my name * 451 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,374 * That's not my name * 452 00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:15,775 [PHONE RINGS] 453 00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,810 ["THAT'S NOT MY NAME" BY THE TING TINGS] 454 00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:20,080 - Hi, babe. Why did you swap our costumes? 455 00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:22,049 - [SCOFFS] I thought that was you, 456 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,816 not that I hate it. My nuts are breathing. 457 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,518 - Oh, my God, this is the first time 458 00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,387 in my life I've ever fucked up packing. 459 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,322 - Uh-oh. Something must be wrong. 460 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:30,957 - Wait a second. 461 00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:32,925 What is that behind you? 462 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,294 Is that luggage? 463 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,096 - Babe, you ruined the surprise. 464 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:39,466 If you land this job, I cannot miss the celebration. 465 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:40,933 - Aw, babe! 466 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,669 - Ta-ta-ta-ta... don't tell Yoshi. 467 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,137 I don't wanna make this a whole thing. 468 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,173 - Okay, love you. 469 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,175 - * That's not my name * 470 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,542 * That's not my name * 471 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,444 * That's not my name * 472 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,845 * They call me hell * 473 00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:54,514 * They call me Stacey * 474 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:55,782 * They call me her * 475 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,084 - Wow. 476 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,419 Wow. Wow. 477 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,154 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 478 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,456 - What's good, fit fam? It's me, Ari. 479 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,492 [LAUGHS] Just kidding. It's Andy. 480 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,927 Andy Leonard from #AndyLeonardMethod. 481 00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:10,763 So okay, I see some of you are already dipping out. 482 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:13,100 That's cool. "Thank u, next." 483 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,567 But anyways, it's a hot-ass Halloween, 484 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:15,835 so I figured we'd cool down 485 00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:17,404 by answering some of your questions. 486 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:18,571 So just take a sec... 487 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,373 [THUD, CRASH] 488 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,442 No! 489 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,511 [GASPS] No, no, no, no, no! 490 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,613 [DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING] [SCREAMS] 491 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:27,814 Oh, my God. 492 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,016 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 493 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:34,754 I'm still leasing this, you stupid fuck! 494 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,356 No. 495 00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:39,126 [GASPS] Oh, my God. 496 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,493 Oh, my God, I'm sorry. 497 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,395 Sorry because I feel bad, not because I did anything. 498 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,131 Just wanna make sure. 499 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,333 [SQUEALS] 500 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,434 [LUDACRIS' "PIMPIN' ALL OVER THE WORLD"] 501 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,601 - * Oh, yeah * 502 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:52,439 - Graham, I have reset your password. 503 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:56,343 Now save it to your keychain 504 00:17:56,409 --> 00:18:01,614 and gargle my balls. 505 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,150 Go ahead and delete that. [KEYBOARD CLICKING] 506 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:06,153 - * You know who we are * 507 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:08,655 - All right, I'm back, ya fuckin' racists. 508 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,290 Let's head on down to Clown Town. 509 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:13,426 [PHONE RINGING] 510 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:16,696 [KEYBOARD CLICKING] Oh, shit. 511 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,665 Ms. Monroe. 512 00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,767 We meet again. 513 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:21,834 - Sorry, um... 514 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,069 did I...is this I.T.? 515 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:25,004 - Uh, yeah. Yeah. Uh, yeah, no. 516 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:27,240 It's, uh... it's Josh Greenspan. 517 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,442 I'm the one that set up your work account 518 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:30,810 a year ago. 519 00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,512 Remember? [CHUCKLES] 520 00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:34,881 - I don't. Anyway, my thing isn't letting me in. 521 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,183 Something about a firew... 522 00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:37,284 [VOICE CUTS OUT] - What? 523 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,719 Hello? Hello? Haley? 524 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,721 Haley? Ah, you're breaking up! 525 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,190 Haley! All right, hold on. 526 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,791 I got really bad service in my bedr... 527 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:47,394 my, uh, my corner office. 528 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,461 - I'll just call someone else. - No, no, no, no! No, no, no! 529 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:49,762 I'll save you! I'll save... 530 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:55,268 [TENSE MUSIC] 531 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,669 * * 532 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,838 - Are you okay? I heard a noise. 533 00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,940 - No, yeah, no, it's... 534 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:04,311 it's all Gucci here. 535 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:06,045 So have you tried to... 536 00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:08,815 unplug your device and plug it back in? 537 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,082 [WIND WHISTLING] 538 00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:12,952 - [GRUNTS] Whew. Windy. 539 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:17,690 Ramon, you have to charge for extra zesty sauce. 540 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,759 'Cause... [WIND BLOWING] 541 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:20,993 - It's windy. 542 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:23,830 - * Mr. Loverman, Shabba * 543 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,365 - I got this one, Ramon. 544 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:26,599 - Hi. [LAUGHS] 545 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,435 I'm Joey. - [LAUGHS] Hi, I'm Malala. 546 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,102 Mikayla. Mikayla. 547 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,004 - Well, Mikayla, nice to meet you. 548 00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:34,441 Cool sexy werewolf costume. 549 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,909 - Oh. [LAUGHS] It's just...just a werewolf. 550 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,278 - Agree to disagree. 551 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,579 - [LAUGHS] 552 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:42,515 - How's your spicy Italian? 553 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:45,084 - Meaty. Thick. 554 00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:46,253 - Wet? 555 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,321 - It could be. - You know what? 556 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,357 I'd like a 12-incher 557 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:51,658 packed with salami. 558 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,893 - Pack it? - Yeah, pack it. 559 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:54,827 - Yeah. - How tight do you want it? 560 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:55,828 - Oh, very tight. 561 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:56,896 [MEAT SLAPPING] 562 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,465 I like a lot of mayo. 563 00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,766 - Just tell me when to stop. 564 00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,734 - * Shabba * 565 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:02,835 - Keep going. 566 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:03,936 [BOTTLE SPURTING] 567 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,572 * Shabba, Shabba, Shabba * 568 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:06,673 - Daddy like. 569 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,275 * * 570 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:11,010 Actually, tonight at La Casa Fatone, 571 00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:13,480 it's gonna be a graveyard smash if you're interested. 572 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,548 [BOTTLE SPLUTTERING] 573 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:16,616 - * Shabba, Shabba * 574 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,518 - [GROANS WEAKLY] 575 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:19,986 - I take that as a "yes"? 576 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,088 - Oh, it's a big old yes. 577 00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:23,390 - Now give it to me. - Oh, yeah. 578 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:24,657 I'll give it to you. 579 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,294 - * Every hour, every minute * 580 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,796 * Every hour, every minute, and every second * 581 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:32,999 * Dem call me Mr. Loverman, dem call me Mr. Lover * 582 00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:35,201 - * It's Halloween * 583 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:36,235 - Wanna hear bone-chilling? 584 00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:39,972 One time I saw a rat eat a pigeon. 585 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,541 I'm gonna be very excited to move back here. 586 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,810 - Howdy, howdy, everyone. 587 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:47,747 So I have a pretty big announcement, 588 00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:51,017 one that has been a long time coming: 589 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:54,521 the all-in-one Theranos blood test. 590 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,122 [LAUGHTER] 591 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:57,857 But in all seriousness, you guys, 592 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,292 as many as you know, we have been in search 593 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,928 of a new SVP of Design for some time now, 594 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:05,732 and I'm happy to say, the search is over. 595 00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:07,867 And although we're still technically waiting 596 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,869 on FDA approval... [GROANS] 597 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:13,072 Before we completely fucking disrupt Big Caffeine... 598 00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:15,107 - Whoo. - [LAUGHS] The wait is over. 599 00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:17,043 I have the first cans right here, 600 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,979 complete with art from our little genius. 601 00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,349 So without further ado, 602 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:24,517 stop hiding behind that mustache 603 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:28,355 and you come on down here, Lenny Webber! 604 00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:29,522 BOTH: What? 605 00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:31,257 - Oh, cuz, I am beyond flattered. 606 00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:34,260 But unfortunately, I can't accept, 607 00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:35,562 - What? 608 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:36,696 - Not! 609 00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:38,465 [LAUGHS] I accept, I accept. 610 00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:39,732 [AS BORAT] High five! [LAUGHS] 611 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:40,833 - [LAUGHING] I love that. 612 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,370 He's good. You're funny. 613 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:44,537 Oh, Erica. 614 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:45,972 Hey, here. Take a can. 615 00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:47,139 It's gonna be so perfect 616 00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:48,741 for all those late nights freelancing. 617 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,242 It's literally cocaine. 618 00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:51,378 [LAUGHS] I'm kidding. 619 00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:53,045 Am I? I don't know. Let's party. 620 00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:55,648 - I'm a boss! Let's party! 621 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:57,283 - You are not gonna believe this shit. 622 00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:59,151 - I made a sub for Joey Fatone. 623 00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:02,121 - What? - Joey Fatone. 624 00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:04,123 Aka Joey Fat One, 625 00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:05,892 aka Superman, 626 00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:09,295 aka the third, arguably second, most famous member of N'SYNC. 627 00:22:09,396 --> 00:22:11,931 - Ah, motherfucking trucker butt. 628 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:13,132 - Erica? 629 00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:16,102 He invited me to a party at his house. 630 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,538 I am so turned on at work. 631 00:22:18,605 --> 00:22:21,040 I might have to masty in the utility closet. [LAUGHS] 632 00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:23,876 - That is 100% a fireable offense. 633 00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:25,578 - Not if you're the Bread Boss. 634 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:27,647 Now what shit were you about to tell me? 635 00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:30,683 - I could've been a rockstar Gravi-teabagger, 636 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:31,651 but guess what? 637 00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:33,553 The system is fucking rigged. 638 00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:35,855 And it's always going to favor nepotism babies 639 00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:37,056 like Cousin Lenny, 640 00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:38,625 who probably doesn't even know how 641 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,727 to put together a well-paced PowerPoint. 642 00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:43,596 - Aw, I'm so sorry, dude. 643 00:22:43,663 --> 00:22:45,064 That sucks. [HANDLE CLICKING] 644 00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:46,766 Huh. - What? 645 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:48,601 - It's probably nothing, 646 00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:52,805 but this shit that happened today is kinda weird, isn't it? 647 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,274 I mean, we found that M.A.S.H. game last night. 648 00:22:55,341 --> 00:22:57,577 Today, Andy's car got all jacked up. 649 00:22:57,644 --> 00:22:59,812 You missed out on a job that was just, like, on lock. 650 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:02,682 - My fucking parents' toilet's broken! 651 00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:03,983 [WATER SLOSHING] 652 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:05,217 - [GROANS, SCREAMS] - Wait. 653 00:23:05,284 --> 00:23:06,519 Are you plunging? 654 00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:07,454 - No. 655 00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:08,755 [PLUNGER SUCKING] Yes. 656 00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:11,458 - Because that would be very plumber of you. 657 00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:14,226 - I am not gonna be a fucking plumber! 658 00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:16,763 I graduated with an MFA from RISD. 659 00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:20,567 - Whoa, how big of a doo-doo did you take, Pooper Mario? 660 00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:22,569 - No, it was one wipe, you dipshit. 661 00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:24,303 - Yeah, for a ten-pound doo-doo? 662 00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:26,172 [LAUGHS] You gotta take a look at the tank 663 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,174 or else we're gonna have to snake the drain. 664 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,742 Classic Erica. - Fuck. 665 00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:31,010 - Oh! [HISSES] 666 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,479 - Don't move. 667 00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:34,146 [SCREAMS] - Oh! Oh, God! 668 00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:35,347 [BOTH SCREAMING] - Oh, God! 669 00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:36,549 - Drop! Drop and roll! - [SCREAMS] 670 00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:37,484 Drop, drop, and roll! - [SCREAMING] 671 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:38,585 - That isn't a snake, is it? 672 00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:39,752 - Play dead! Play dead! - Aah! 673 00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:41,588 - I don't wanna help you! - Fuck you! 674 00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:44,190 [GASPING] - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 675 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:45,558 - Don't worry, babe. Don't worry. 676 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:48,528 Izzy and I, we watch animal shows all the time. 677 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,329 In the event that the snake is poisonous, 678 00:23:50,396 --> 00:23:51,598 you just have to suck the venom out. 679 00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:53,132 - What? - I don't wanna say this, 680 00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:54,501 but Joshy? - Yeah? 681 00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:56,002 - You better start sucking your sister. 682 00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:57,704 - Oh, fuck. Just fuckin' do it. 683 00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,972 - Uh, okay. 684 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:02,742 [TENSE MUSIC] 685 00:24:02,809 --> 00:24:04,511 - [SUCKING] - What are you doing? 686 00:24:04,511 --> 00:24:05,978 Have you never given a fucking hickey before? 687 00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:08,548 - I've given several hickeys, and they've all posted 688 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:10,049 on Facebook how much they liked it, so... 689 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:11,618 - Doesn't fuckin' seem like it. 690 00:24:11,684 --> 00:24:14,053 Oh, my... - Just relax. 691 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,555 - Don't relax... [GAGS] 692 00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:17,056 - Congratulations, Ramon. 693 00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:18,390 Dreams do come true. 694 00:24:18,525 --> 00:24:20,259 You have made it to regional manager. 695 00:24:20,326 --> 00:24:22,895 I am marrying Joey Fatone. 696 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:23,996 - [GROANS] 697 00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:25,698 [BOTH GAGGING] 698 00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:26,933 [HISSES] 699 00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:29,536 - [SCREAMS] 700 00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:32,572 We have to end this game. 701 00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:33,873 - Why don't we get you going, girl? 702 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:35,675 We gonna get that body-ody-ody ready 703 00:24:35,742 --> 00:24:36,843 for the potty-watty-watty. 704 00:24:36,909 --> 00:24:38,444 [BOTH LAUGH] 705 00:24:38,545 --> 00:24:39,712 And if your boyfriend's gonna come, 706 00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:41,748 I want him to go full goblin on that ass. 707 00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:44,083 - [LAUGHS] - Okay, I'm talking uhuhuhuh. 708 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:45,652 [CAR HORN HONKS] 709 00:24:45,718 --> 00:24:47,687 - Andy! - Um, so anyways, 710 00:24:47,754 --> 00:24:49,556 these influencer friends of yours... 711 00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:50,790 get that ass. 712 00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:52,358 - Andy. 713 00:24:52,424 --> 00:24:54,561 - Um, you're friends with the werewolf? 714 00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:57,396 - Yes, ma'am. Sherman Oaks High. Class of... 715 00:24:57,463 --> 00:24:58,631 - 2018! It's when I graduated! 716 00:24:58,698 --> 00:24:59,999 [LAUGHS] 2018. Whoo! 717 00:25:00,066 --> 00:25:01,634 [LAUGHS] 718 00:25:01,701 --> 00:25:03,670 That's when she came to my graduation. 719 00:25:03,736 --> 00:25:05,304 - Oh. - Oh, yeah. She's so old. 720 00:25:05,371 --> 00:25:06,906 Hi, Miss Mikayla. 721 00:25:06,973 --> 00:25:08,307 [LAUGHS] Oh, ow! 722 00:25:08,374 --> 00:25:10,042 My wisdom tooth's coming in 'cause I'm so young. 723 00:25:10,109 --> 00:25:11,744 [BOTH LAUGH] Girl, why don't you keep doing 724 00:25:11,811 --> 00:25:12,979 that, okay? - Okay. 725 00:25:13,045 --> 00:25:14,714 - Uh, I'll be right back. - Okay. 726 00:25:14,781 --> 00:25:16,048 - Hey, what are you doing here? 727 00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:19,418 - Andy, some shit is going down at Erica's. 728 00:25:19,485 --> 00:25:21,153 It's like 9/11 bad. 729 00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:23,289 - 9/11! I don't even know what that is. 730 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:24,323 - Yes, you do. - Ew. 731 00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:25,424 - No one knows what... 732 00:25:25,491 --> 00:25:26,659 - Get the fuck in the car! Come on! 733 00:25:26,726 --> 00:25:27,860 - I'll walk you to your car. - Bye-bye. 734 00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:30,396 - [SIGHS] Well, Andy just left me again. 735 00:25:30,462 --> 00:25:31,764 He's helping some old lady. 736 00:25:31,831 --> 00:25:32,932 - Let's go, Miss Mikayla. 737 00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:34,634 - Let's go. Don't touch me. - Aww. 738 00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:37,369 Oh, someone's [INDISTINCT]. 739 00:25:37,436 --> 00:25:40,239 [EERIE MUSIC] 740 00:25:40,306 --> 00:25:41,173 [HISSES] BOTH: Whoa! 741 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,609 - Jesus. 742 00:25:42,642 --> 00:25:44,176 - Okay, he's all yours. - Well, we can share it. 743 00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:45,411 - Nope, no, thank you. 744 00:25:45,477 --> 00:25:46,345 - Guys, there's a fucking snake here. 745 00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:47,714 Yep, real fucking snake. 746 00:25:47,780 --> 00:25:49,081 - Erica, please clarify something. 747 00:25:49,148 --> 00:25:51,017 This stupid bitch did not make Joey Fatone 748 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:52,885 a chicken teriyaki submarine sandwich. 749 00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:55,221 - Actually, I made him a spicy Italian 750 00:25:55,287 --> 00:25:57,624 with extra meat and extra cum. 751 00:25:57,624 --> 00:25:59,125 Erica, did you find Fischbein yet? 752 00:25:59,191 --> 00:26:00,292 - Why would she need to find Fischbein? 753 00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,128 Ohh, right. 754 00:26:02,194 --> 00:26:03,863 Because Fischbein's your future husband. 755 00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:05,197 [LAUGHS] Right. - I can't find him anywhere. 756 00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:06,999 He's not on Instagram. He's not on Twitter. 757 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:08,768 He's not on LinkedIn. What the fuck is that? 758 00:26:08,835 --> 00:26:11,070 - Ugh, he's giving me real serial killer vibes. 759 00:26:11,137 --> 00:26:12,471 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] - [GASPS] Holy shit! 760 00:26:12,538 --> 00:26:14,073 - Aah! Oh, my God. 761 00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:15,808 Am I gonna be a world-record holder? 762 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:17,777 - Oh, please. They're clearly press-ons. 763 00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:19,812 - Ow, Andy! I grew them myself! 764 00:26:19,879 --> 00:26:21,881 That fucking hurt! - What? 765 00:26:21,948 --> 00:26:24,083 - What the hell is this smudge? 766 00:26:24,150 --> 00:26:25,284 - What? 767 00:26:25,351 --> 00:26:27,553 - My death. Smudged. 768 00:26:27,654 --> 00:26:29,922 Eighth-grade Josh, he was a wild man. 769 00:26:29,989 --> 00:26:31,457 I mean, this could be anything. 770 00:26:31,523 --> 00:26:32,759 Right? It could be a serial killer. 771 00:26:32,825 --> 00:26:34,160 It could be an anvil falling on my head. 772 00:26:34,226 --> 00:26:35,561 It could be Topanga Lawrence spitting in my mouth 773 00:26:35,662 --> 00:26:37,496 till I asphyxiate, which is actually kinda tight. 774 00:26:37,563 --> 00:26:40,199 - Ugh. - I'm fucked! 775 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:41,300 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 776 00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:43,135 - [GASPS] 777 00:26:43,202 --> 00:26:45,037 Well, I don't have time for this today, okay? 778 00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:46,405 I do not have time for this today. 779 00:26:46,472 --> 00:26:47,740 - Today? Okay. 780 00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:49,141 What about the rest of our fucking lives? 781 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:51,010 I didn't spend my youth snorting bricks 782 00:26:51,077 --> 00:26:53,913 of ADD meds and taking up $200,000 783 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:56,683 in student loans just to become a plumber 784 00:26:56,716 --> 00:26:59,585 with Jeremy Fischbein in a shack with 100 kids! 785 00:26:59,686 --> 00:27:01,821 Right now, my shit's tight, okay? 786 00:27:01,888 --> 00:27:03,555 It's like a sweet little peach, 787 00:27:03,690 --> 00:27:05,391 and I don't want it all splayed out, 788 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:06,726 flapping willy-nilly. 789 00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:08,127 - That peach is a cobbler, girl. 790 00:27:08,194 --> 00:27:09,962 - At least you're gonna live long enough to have sex. 791 00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:11,864 - What? - Kids! To have kids. 792 00:27:11,931 --> 00:27:13,700 So you can have sex to have kids. 793 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:14,701 - You said... - [SIGHS] 794 00:27:14,767 --> 00:27:17,003 I still had so much poon to smash. 795 00:27:17,069 --> 00:27:18,270 - Ew, ew, ew. - Talking about your poon. 796 00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:20,472 - Ugh, gross. Okay. You know what, you guys? 797 00:27:20,539 --> 00:27:23,710 I'm gonna fix this because I am A+ Erica fucking Greenspan, 798 00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:25,444 and I fix everything, okay? 799 00:27:25,511 --> 00:27:27,013 Except toilets. - Yet. 800 00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:28,981 - Will someone just burn the fuckin' M.A.S.H. book already? 801 00:27:29,048 --> 00:27:30,717 It's like horror film 101, right? 802 00:27:30,717 --> 00:27:32,084 Just burn it! - Burn it. 803 00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:33,619 - Is that true? I don't really watch horror films. 804 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,021 I mostly watch documentaries. 805 00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:36,522 - Oh, shut the fuck up, Erica. - Okay, all right. 806 00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:38,457 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 807 00:27:38,524 --> 00:27:40,592 - [SIGHS] 808 00:27:40,727 --> 00:27:47,734 * * 809 00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:50,937 Well, how's everyone feelin'? 810 00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:53,205 - Oh, my gosh, like, so cleansed. 811 00:27:53,272 --> 00:27:54,941 Like mm. [LAUGHS] 812 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:57,143 But my car's at the shop, and I literally have to run 813 00:27:57,209 --> 00:27:59,779 to my next client, so don't stop, won't stop. 814 00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:00,980 [LAUGHS] But you know what? 815 00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:02,915 We should definitely talk about doing this 816 00:28:02,982 --> 00:28:04,751 all over again because honestly, 817 00:28:04,817 --> 00:28:05,918 if I'm being honest with you guys, 818 00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:06,853 I really miss... [DOOR SLAMS] 819 00:28:06,919 --> 00:28:08,054 - Wait, no! [SIGHS] 820 00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:09,255 How are we gonna know if it worked? 821 00:28:09,321 --> 00:28:10,122 - Ooh! 822 00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:11,557 What about Jason Momoa? 823 00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:13,893 - What? - Oh, my God. 824 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,062 He named the snake Jason Momoa. 825 00:28:16,128 --> 00:28:17,864 - Fuck yeah I did 'cause he's got the hottest pythons 826 00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:19,065 in the game. - Okay. 827 00:28:19,131 --> 00:28:19,966 - Yeah, that... - Okay, so here's what 828 00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:21,133 we're gonna do. 829 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,202 We're gonna take off Jason's top. 830 00:28:23,269 --> 00:28:26,172 If he's not in the box, boom. 831 00:28:26,238 --> 00:28:27,874 Curse closed. - All right. 832 00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:30,409 - Three. - Three. 833 00:28:30,476 --> 00:28:31,778 ALL: Two. 834 00:28:31,811 --> 00:28:32,945 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 835 00:28:33,012 --> 00:28:34,981 BOTH: One. 836 00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:37,683 - Oh, thank God. 837 00:28:37,784 --> 00:28:40,219 Suck my dick, Jason Momoa. 838 00:28:40,286 --> 00:28:42,454 [LAUGHS] - Oh, my God, Andy was right. 839 00:28:42,521 --> 00:28:43,522 - Yeah. 840 00:28:43,589 --> 00:28:44,791 Wait, did he say he was running? 841 00:28:44,824 --> 00:28:46,558 Like, actually running? 842 00:28:46,625 --> 00:28:47,827 - Mm, that can't be. 843 00:28:57,904 --> 00:28:58,938 [DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING] 844 00:28:59,005 --> 00:29:01,307 [FOREBODING MUSIC] 845 00:29:01,373 --> 00:29:02,574 - [GRUNTS] 846 00:29:02,641 --> 00:29:05,177 [LAUGHS] Hold on there, Usain Bolt. 847 00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:07,513 Mr. Leonard. - [LAUGHING] Mr. Knight. 848 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:08,614 That's so funny. 849 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:09,816 We were just tal... 850 00:29:09,849 --> 00:29:11,683 oh, no. 851 00:29:11,818 --> 00:29:13,352 Oh, fuck no. 852 00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:14,921 - What? Andy? - Aah! Aah! 853 00:29:14,987 --> 00:29:16,588 [SCREAMING] 854 00:29:16,655 --> 00:29:18,457 - Oh, Andy. 855 00:29:18,524 --> 00:29:20,459 Oh. 856 00:29:20,526 --> 00:29:23,062 [GROANS] 857 00:29:23,129 --> 00:29:24,663 [SUSPENSEFUL HORROR MUSIC] 858 00:29:24,730 --> 00:29:26,432 Andy! - [PANTS] 859 00:29:26,498 --> 00:29:27,733 [SCREAMS] 860 00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:31,270 What the H-E-double vibrators is going on? 861 00:29:31,337 --> 00:29:32,671 Aah! 862 00:29:32,738 --> 00:29:34,606 Move! - Oh! [GRUNTS] 863 00:29:34,673 --> 00:29:40,112 * * 864 00:29:40,179 --> 00:29:41,547 - Oh, thank God. 865 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:42,681 - What's the capital of Finland? 866 00:29:42,748 --> 00:29:43,749 - [SCREAMS] Helsinki. 867 00:29:43,850 --> 00:29:44,851 - Yes, it is. 868 00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:46,718 - [PANTING] - [LAUGHS] 869 00:29:46,853 --> 00:29:48,855 Andy, come on! Relax. 870 00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:51,623 It's just your old geography teacher for crying out loud. 871 00:29:51,690 --> 00:29:53,225 [LAUGHS] 872 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:54,326 I'm not here to kill you. 873 00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:56,628 - [EXHALES] - Or am I? 874 00:29:56,695 --> 00:29:58,564 What what? Cha-cha-cha-cha. 875 00:29:58,630 --> 00:29:59,631 - [LAUGHS] - Why would I do that? 876 00:29:59,698 --> 00:30:00,900 I mean, maybe. No, just kidding. 877 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:02,501 Am I? No. [LAUGHS] 878 00:30:02,568 --> 00:30:04,136 - What? - [LAUGHS] Come on! 879 00:30:04,203 --> 00:30:06,005 You used to love those corny jokes of mine. 880 00:30:06,072 --> 00:30:07,673 No? Oh. 881 00:30:07,739 --> 00:30:10,542 Well, listen, hey, you dropped an earbud... 882 00:30:10,609 --> 00:30:11,710 - Oh. - Back there. There you go. 883 00:30:11,777 --> 00:30:13,145 Wanna make sure you got that back. 884 00:30:13,212 --> 00:30:14,546 - Silly of me. 885 00:30:14,613 --> 00:30:17,183 - Oh, and also found this out there. 886 00:30:17,249 --> 00:30:18,250 You left that behind. 887 00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:21,087 [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC] 888 00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:22,821 You gotta take better care of your stuff, man. 889 00:30:22,889 --> 00:30:24,891 You know what, this is actually a teachable moment. 890 00:30:24,957 --> 00:30:26,525 I love teachable moments. 891 00:30:26,592 --> 00:30:28,094 [ECHOING] But you'd know that, right? 892 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,863 Teaching, talking. 893 00:30:30,930 --> 00:30:32,198 Following. 894 00:30:32,264 --> 00:30:33,465 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 895 00:30:33,532 --> 00:30:35,067 - I got a whole new lease on life now. 896 00:30:35,134 --> 00:30:36,302 - Yeah? - I'm looking for love. 897 00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:38,570 - Aah! I'm too hot to marry Mr. Knight. 898 00:30:38,637 --> 00:30:41,173 And I'm too hot to show up on a Segway 899 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:45,844 to the club like Paul fucking Blart! 900 00:30:45,912 --> 00:30:47,246 - [GASPS] - Aah! 901 00:30:47,313 --> 00:30:48,847 - [PANTING] - Wait a minute. 902 00:30:48,915 --> 00:30:50,716 But J Momo wasn't in the shoebo... 903 00:30:50,782 --> 00:30:53,552 [ALL SCREAMING] [HISSES] 904 00:30:53,619 --> 00:31:00,559 * * 905 00:31:05,464 --> 00:31:06,966 - Okay. [KEYBOARD CLICKING] 906 00:31:07,033 --> 00:31:10,436 "Stacy Friendship." 907 00:31:10,502 --> 00:31:14,273 Okay, "Stacy Friendship Japanese sing-along. 908 00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:17,977 Ask Stacy: Advice About Friendship," no. 909 00:31:18,044 --> 00:31:19,311 Wait. 910 00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:21,147 "Stacy Friendship Defense." 911 00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:23,849 It's from the "L.A. Times" from 1999. 912 00:31:23,950 --> 00:31:27,053 "Elizabeth Lennox, 22, of Ventura, was convicted 913 00:31:27,119 --> 00:31:28,354 "of first-degree murder 914 00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:32,224 "in the slaying of Howard Miller, 23. 915 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:33,492 "Miller arrived at her home 916 00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:35,294 "for what he believed was a date 917 00:31:35,361 --> 00:31:37,796 "after the two met in an AOL chat room. 918 00:31:37,863 --> 00:31:39,665 "The victim was unaware that Lennox, 919 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:42,601 "now a self-employed beekeeper, 920 00:31:42,668 --> 00:31:44,470 "was his childhood classmate, 921 00:31:44,536 --> 00:31:47,373 once voted 'Most Likely to Succeed.'" 922 00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:49,075 [BEES BUZZING] - Uh... 923 00:31:49,141 --> 00:31:51,110 [EERIE MUSIC] 924 00:31:51,177 --> 00:31:53,545 Hello? 925 00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:56,548 Lenniegirl17? 926 00:31:56,615 --> 00:31:57,984 It's How-Dawg. 927 00:31:57,984 --> 00:31:59,351 [CHILLING MUSIC] 928 00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:00,786 - I'm sorry, Howie. 929 00:32:00,852 --> 00:32:03,055 - What? 930 00:32:03,122 --> 00:32:04,390 - Aah! - [SCREAMS] 931 00:32:04,456 --> 00:32:06,325 - [GROANS] No! I have Third Eye Blind tickets 932 00:32:06,392 --> 00:32:08,360 for... [SCREAMS] 933 00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:10,997 - "Lennox blamed her action on Stacy Friendship, 934 00:32:11,030 --> 00:32:13,765 an entity she believed to be controlling her life"? 935 00:32:13,832 --> 00:32:14,833 Oh, my God. 936 00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:16,235 - Okay, well. 937 00:32:16,302 --> 00:32:18,470 Maybe it's a different Stacy Friendship. 938 00:32:18,537 --> 00:32:19,905 Another one. You know that name's so common. 939 00:32:20,006 --> 00:32:21,607 And it didn't even mention anything about M.A.S.H. 940 00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:23,542 - That name is so common. Are you kidding? 941 00:32:23,609 --> 00:32:25,777 Beekeeper, shack, that is the M.A.S.H.iest shit 942 00:32:25,844 --> 00:32:26,878 I have ever heard. 943 00:32:27,013 --> 00:32:28,080 - So what the fuck are we gonna do? 944 00:32:28,147 --> 00:32:30,082 - Yeah, come on, A+ Erica. 945 00:32:30,149 --> 00:32:31,483 - Get your shit. Follow me. 946 00:32:31,550 --> 00:32:33,152 - Shouldn't we take some of your Adderall with us? 947 00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:34,553 - No! - Erica, listen. 948 00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:36,655 I'm not going near any convicted killers. 949 00:32:36,722 --> 00:32:37,923 Are you out of your fuckin' mind? 950 00:32:38,024 --> 00:32:39,158 - Okay, we have questions. 951 00:32:39,225 --> 00:32:40,359 Lizzie might have answers. 952 00:32:40,426 --> 00:32:42,494 It's all fine. We're gonna take my... 953 00:32:42,561 --> 00:32:43,629 where the fuck is my rental car? 954 00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:45,864 - Wait, my car's not here either. 955 00:32:45,931 --> 00:32:48,300 - That, uh, that wasn't there before. 956 00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:49,501 - "All violators will be towed 957 00:32:49,568 --> 00:32:51,770 to Lucky's Autobody and Impound." 958 00:32:51,837 --> 00:32:54,173 That's weird, because that's where my car's at. 959 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,542 - Okay, this is exactly why we need that beekeeper, okay? 960 00:32:56,608 --> 00:32:57,876 - Mm-hmm. - So I'm gonna order a Lyft. 961 00:32:57,943 --> 00:32:59,078 Oh! - What? 962 00:32:59,145 --> 00:33:00,246 - Oh, my God. BOTH: What? 963 00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:01,847 - Holy shit! - What, what, what, what? 964 00:33:02,048 --> 00:33:04,516 - I found Jeremy Fischbein. - Oh, sweet God, ew. 965 00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:05,884 He looks like a leprechaun that only made it 966 00:33:05,951 --> 00:33:07,219 to middle management. - Ugh, cancel the ride. 967 00:33:07,286 --> 00:33:08,754 Cancel the ride, girl. - It's not letting me! 968 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:09,755 - I don't want it. - Mikayla, you do it. 969 00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:10,856 - I don't want it! I got nails! 970 00:33:10,922 --> 00:33:12,091 - All right, give it here! Give it. 971 00:33:12,158 --> 00:33:13,692 [GRUNTS] 972 00:33:13,759 --> 00:33:16,162 - [PANTING] - Boom! App deleted. 973 00:33:16,228 --> 00:33:17,263 - Thank you. [TIRES SCREECHING] 974 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:18,864 - Whoa! - Oh, my God. 975 00:33:18,930 --> 00:33:20,232 - Was that what was smudged? - Oh, my God. 976 00:33:20,299 --> 00:33:21,433 - Yeah, right. 977 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:22,768 You titty twisters wish. 978 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,370 - Oh, my God, dude. I am so sorry. 979 00:33:24,436 --> 00:33:25,771 You were in the... 980 00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:28,874 Josh Greenspan? - Yeah. 981 00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:32,111 - And Andy and Mikayla, and is that Erica? 982 00:33:32,178 --> 00:33:34,746 - No! Hi. 983 00:33:34,813 --> 00:33:36,182 - Oh, my God, it's Jeremy Fischbein! 984 00:33:36,248 --> 00:33:37,349 - Yeah, mm-hmm. 985 00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:39,085 From...from growing up. 986 00:33:39,151 --> 00:33:41,087 - Mm-hmm. - From where? 987 00:33:41,153 --> 00:33:44,590 - You, um...your chariot... 988 00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:45,891 my van's over here. 989 00:33:45,957 --> 00:33:47,459 - Someone fucking kill me. - Ooh. 990 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:50,329 - Man, it is so freaking cool 991 00:33:50,396 --> 00:33:51,763 to see you guys hanging out still. 992 00:33:51,830 --> 00:33:55,367 The Core Three! Oh, my gosh. 993 00:33:55,434 --> 00:33:57,836 So catch me up. [LAUGHS] 994 00:33:57,903 --> 00:34:00,672 - Ooh, Erica and her boyfriend are soulmates. 995 00:34:00,739 --> 00:34:02,808 - Hey, that's awesome. 996 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:06,112 Erica's all boo'd up. Mazel. 997 00:34:06,112 --> 00:34:09,315 And I see you and he haven't lost your spark. 998 00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:11,317 - Oh, no, dude. That's all me. 999 00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:12,718 - Oh, my God, ugh. - What? 1000 00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:14,920 What? - Don't tell people that. 1001 00:34:14,986 --> 00:34:19,391 - All right, I tink we're here. 1002 00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:21,993 Dang, trippy haunted house. [LAUGHS] 1003 00:34:22,128 --> 00:34:24,596 Hope you can find it in your little hearts 1004 00:34:24,663 --> 00:34:26,998 to get cha boy five stars... 1005 00:34:27,133 --> 00:34:30,202 [LAUGHS] Despite the vehicular assault. 1006 00:34:30,269 --> 00:34:31,770 Every review help... 1007 00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,374 [SOFT CURIOUS MUSIC] 1008 00:34:35,441 --> 00:34:42,548 * * 1009 00:34:43,182 --> 00:34:47,553 - Welcome to Shutter fuckin' Island. 1010 00:34:50,989 --> 00:34:54,460 - Dr. Flores, dial 182, please. 1011 00:34:54,526 --> 00:34:57,796 - Hello, Officer...Adams. 1012 00:34:57,863 --> 00:35:00,532 We are here to see Lizzie Lennox. 1013 00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:02,634 - Inmate Lennox? 1014 00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:04,403 She doesn't receive visitors. 1015 00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:05,437 Did you even have an appointment? 1016 00:35:05,504 --> 00:35:07,173 - [LAUGHING] An appointment. 1017 00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:08,807 Please. 1018 00:35:08,874 --> 00:35:10,242 I'm Lizzie's new psychiatrist, 1019 00:35:10,309 --> 00:35:12,178 and I'm here for a 2:00 p.m. eval. 1020 00:35:12,211 --> 00:35:14,646 And before you ask, this is my grad team. 1021 00:35:14,713 --> 00:35:16,782 - What up? 1022 00:35:18,717 --> 00:35:20,452 - Okay. 1023 00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:23,422 [UNSETTLING MUSIC] 1024 00:35:23,489 --> 00:35:28,260 * * 1025 00:35:28,327 --> 00:35:31,397 Room 1266. Careful, doctor. 1026 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:32,731 She's a freak. 1027 00:35:35,201 --> 00:35:36,067 - Oh, my God! 1028 00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:41,207 - Holy shit. 1029 00:35:41,207 --> 00:35:43,209 - Oh, wow. - Very creative, yet creepy. 1030 00:35:43,209 --> 00:35:44,042 * * 1031 00:35:44,109 --> 00:35:48,314 [TALKING OVER ONE ANOTHER] 1032 00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:49,781 - Hi, Lizzie. 1033 00:35:49,848 --> 00:35:52,017 Um, my name is Erica. 1034 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:54,986 We just have some questions about Stacy Friendship. 1035 00:35:55,053 --> 00:35:56,021 - Yeah. 1036 00:35:58,089 --> 00:36:00,859 - Um, we found this gamebook, and... 1037 00:36:00,926 --> 00:36:02,027 - [SCREAMS] - Aah! 1038 00:36:02,228 --> 00:36:03,929 - Oh, God! - Oh, no. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 1039 00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:05,030 - You didn't read the poem, did you? 1040 00:36:05,096 --> 00:36:06,298 - A what? - The poem in the book. 1041 00:36:06,365 --> 00:36:07,533 Did you read it? - Oh, yeah, we read... 1042 00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:08,767 - Yeah, we read it. - The whole thing. 1043 00:36:08,834 --> 00:36:10,369 - Read the shit out of it. - Front to back. 1044 00:36:10,436 --> 00:36:12,037 - It got wild, yeah. - And the middle. 1045 00:36:12,103 --> 00:36:13,505 - Uh-oh. 1046 00:36:13,572 --> 00:36:14,940 - SpaghettiO? 1047 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:18,810 - * She's back * 1048 00:36:18,877 --> 00:36:21,413 - Who's back? - [SIGHS] 1049 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,649 [CREEPILY] Stacy. 1050 00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:26,252 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 1051 00:36:26,252 --> 00:36:27,819 - [WHISPERING] Oh, my God, I've seen her before. 1052 00:36:27,886 --> 00:36:29,255 She turned into a fucking coatrack. 1053 00:36:29,288 --> 00:36:30,456 - [WHISPERING] Wait, are you fucking kidding me? 1054 00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:31,923 I literally was jogging this morning, 1055 00:36:31,990 --> 00:36:33,959 and that thing had, like, that cone thing on the eye. 1056 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:35,026 Right? Is that glaucoma? - Yeah, yeah. 1057 00:36:35,093 --> 00:36:37,128 - Is it glaucoma? - I can hear you. 1058 00:36:37,263 --> 00:36:38,297 - It's glaucoma. 1059 00:36:38,364 --> 00:36:40,065 - Stacy Friendship might seem like 1060 00:36:40,131 --> 00:36:42,701 a cute, fun book company for tweens... 1061 00:36:42,768 --> 00:36:45,771 - Mm-hmm. - But the real Stacy, 1062 00:36:45,837 --> 00:36:47,573 Anastasia Amicitia... 1063 00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:49,641 [ALL GASP] - Mm-hmm, old-ass Latin. 1064 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:50,976 That can't be good. This is not good. 1065 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,411 This is...this is bad. 1066 00:36:52,478 --> 00:36:54,680 - [breathing heavily- 1067 00:36:54,746 --> 00:36:57,649 [MUSIC SWELLS] 1068 00:36:57,716 --> 00:37:00,652 * * 1069 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:04,656 - She's a bitter, impish demon with powers vast and cruel, 1070 00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:08,159 known to target children during sleepovers, 1071 00:37:08,294 --> 00:37:11,129 cursing them with the cruelest punishment of all: 1072 00:37:11,196 --> 00:37:13,198 setting their lives on disparate paths 1073 00:37:13,299 --> 00:37:16,368 and ending their friendships forever. 1074 00:37:16,435 --> 00:37:17,869 - [GASPS] - Ooh. 1075 00:37:17,936 --> 00:37:20,739 * * 1076 00:37:20,806 --> 00:37:24,310 - Usually Stacy's actions are spread out over the years. 1077 00:37:24,376 --> 00:37:26,912 But because you read your poem as adults, 1078 00:37:26,978 --> 00:37:29,147 it seems this game is catching up with you. 1079 00:37:29,214 --> 00:37:30,349 [DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING] Fast. 1080 00:37:30,416 --> 00:37:34,119 - [GASPS] - I've always hated poetry. 1081 00:37:34,185 --> 00:37:35,987 - So how do we break the curse? 1082 00:37:36,054 --> 00:37:37,989 - [SIGHS] Did you read the poem or not? 1083 00:37:38,056 --> 00:37:40,426 It's literally the third line down! 1084 00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:44,596 "The key is in what Friendship takes." 1085 00:37:44,663 --> 00:37:47,065 You have to give Stacy Friendship 1086 00:37:47,132 --> 00:37:49,368 what she wants. 1087 00:37:49,435 --> 00:37:52,103 - Which is... 1088 00:37:52,170 --> 00:37:54,373 - A human sacrifice. 1089 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:57,376 [DARK MUSIC] 1090 00:37:57,443 --> 00:37:59,845 * * 1091 00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:02,681 - So, um, is that why you... 1092 00:38:02,748 --> 00:38:04,182 - Made Howie miss his concert? 1093 00:38:04,249 --> 00:38:06,084 - Yeah. - Why else? 1094 00:38:06,151 --> 00:38:07,553 - So the only way out of this shit 1095 00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:09,455 is by killing our game husbands? 1096 00:38:09,521 --> 00:38:10,556 - Of course not. 1097 00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:11,657 - [EXHALES] 1098 00:38:11,723 --> 00:38:13,258 - Husband. 1099 00:38:13,359 --> 00:38:15,026 Singular. - Oh. 1100 00:38:15,093 --> 00:38:18,029 - And what, we just end up here with you, 1101 00:38:18,096 --> 00:38:20,231 wearing Kanye's outfit eating Jell-O? 1102 00:38:20,366 --> 00:38:22,734 - And you rid yourself of the demon. 1103 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,235 Sure, I'm locked up, 1104 00:38:24,370 --> 00:38:26,505 but only because I got caught. 1105 00:38:26,572 --> 00:38:28,674 And this place isn't a shack, is it? 1106 00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:30,075 - Mm-mm, no. It's worse. 1107 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:32,611 - And then there's my best friend, Nicky Evans. 1108 00:38:32,678 --> 00:38:35,246 Nicky and I played the game together. 1109 00:38:35,381 --> 00:38:38,417 Killing Howie saved Nicky's life. 1110 00:38:38,484 --> 00:38:40,386 Unless you've seen a lumberjack with triplets 1111 00:38:40,452 --> 00:38:41,753 tooling around in a monster truck? 1112 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:44,523 - I hate this so much. 1113 00:38:44,590 --> 00:38:46,692 - I don't understand why she targeted us in the first place. 1114 00:38:46,758 --> 00:38:48,460 - [LAUGHS] 1115 00:38:48,527 --> 00:38:53,699 Stacy chooses friendships that are vulnerable. 1116 00:38:53,765 --> 00:38:55,434 - That's crazy. We're not vulnerable. 1117 00:38:55,501 --> 00:38:57,403 We're best friends. We text every single day. 1118 00:38:57,469 --> 00:39:00,005 - [SCARED MURMURING] - What is that sound? 1119 00:39:00,071 --> 00:39:03,041 - I'm just looking at the drawing. 1120 00:39:03,108 --> 00:39:04,676 [THUNDEROUS CRASH] 1121 00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:05,977 - I thought you said you were a doctor. 1122 00:39:06,044 --> 00:39:07,245 - Uh, baby, I lied. 1123 00:39:07,312 --> 00:39:09,214 [DMX'S "PARTY UP"] 1124 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,116 - [LAUGHING] Oh. 1125 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:12,818 - Go to sleep. 1126 00:39:12,884 --> 00:39:14,953 - Oh! - [LAUGHING] 1127 00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:16,154 - [YELLING INDISTINCTLY] 1128 00:39:16,221 --> 00:39:17,589 [GRUNTS] ALL: Oh! 1129 00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:18,790 - [LAUGHING] - Holy shit! 1130 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,291 - I'm a pro wrestler! 1131 00:39:20,426 --> 00:39:22,928 A pro fucking wrestler! 1132 00:39:22,994 --> 00:39:24,863 Let's get the fuck outta here! 1133 00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:25,897 - * Up in here * 1134 00:39:25,964 --> 00:39:27,265 - [LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 1135 00:39:27,332 --> 00:39:28,967 - Hey, shit stains, wait for me! 1136 00:39:29,034 --> 00:39:31,302 I can't feel my fuckin' legs! 1137 00:39:33,071 --> 00:39:35,106 - Oh, this is a cute little towing and auto stop. 1138 00:39:35,173 --> 00:39:37,443 All right, well, j'arrive. 1139 00:39:37,476 --> 00:39:40,245 [LAUGHS] Think that's French for "We're here," 1140 00:39:40,311 --> 00:39:42,080 so, yeah, remember to, uh... 1141 00:39:42,147 --> 00:39:43,248 - Yeah, five stars. - Yeah, the... 1142 00:39:43,314 --> 00:39:44,450 - Yeah, yeah, five stars. Whatever. 1143 00:39:44,516 --> 00:39:45,451 - Shove it up your ass, Fisch. 1144 00:39:45,517 --> 00:39:46,852 - Heard you. Annoying. 1145 00:39:46,918 --> 00:39:48,119 - We heard you. - God. 1146 00:39:48,186 --> 00:39:49,521 -I can't believe we got Fischbein again 1147 00:39:49,588 --> 00:39:51,089 - Is he the only driver in LA? - Ugh, get a grip. 1148 00:39:51,156 --> 00:39:52,558 [BELL DINGS] 1149 00:39:52,624 --> 00:39:55,594 - Was it just me or did his car smell like cheese? 1150 00:39:55,661 --> 00:39:57,896 - It did smell like jizz. - I said cheese, babe. 1151 00:39:57,963 --> 00:39:59,030 - Oh. 1152 00:39:59,097 --> 00:40:01,166 - Oh. [LAUGHS] 1153 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:03,134 Well, this place better be quick. 1154 00:40:03,201 --> 00:40:04,269 I got to jet. - Wait. 1155 00:40:04,335 --> 00:40:05,471 Why do you get to leave early? 1156 00:40:05,537 --> 00:40:06,872 - Because there's already a powerful entity 1157 00:40:06,938 --> 00:40:08,574 controlling my life. It's called a third grader. 1158 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,108 So just, like, text me where to meet 1159 00:40:10,175 --> 00:40:12,410 and we'll deal with all this demon stuff after, yeah? 1160 00:40:12,478 --> 00:40:13,612 - Okay, which one of you needs help? 1161 00:40:13,679 --> 00:40:16,081 - Um, all of us in every way. 1162 00:40:16,147 --> 00:40:18,116 - Okay, but start with me. 1163 00:40:18,183 --> 00:40:20,285 - Okay, yeah. - Thank you. 1164 00:40:20,351 --> 00:40:22,754 - [GASPS] It's Ben! One sec. 1165 00:40:22,821 --> 00:40:25,056 - [MOCKINGLY] Oh, Ben. One sec. What about me? 1166 00:40:25,123 --> 00:40:26,992 I have a phone too, you know. 1167 00:40:27,058 --> 00:40:29,795 Hello? [BELL DINGS] 1168 00:40:29,861 --> 00:40:31,162 [BELL CHIMES] 1169 00:40:31,229 --> 00:40:33,532 I'm an influencer and I have a bell. 1170 00:40:33,599 --> 00:40:36,434 [BELL CHIMES] Wouldn't wanna give you a bad review. 1171 00:40:36,502 --> 00:40:38,970 You're getting in my shot. 1172 00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:40,438 - Hey, babe. How'd it go? 1173 00:40:40,506 --> 00:40:42,774 - Okay, so you know how I really like making plans? 1174 00:40:42,841 --> 00:40:44,510 I think I need to start making some new ones. 1175 00:40:44,576 --> 00:40:46,011 - What do you mean? What happened? 1176 00:40:46,077 --> 00:40:48,847 - Phoebe hired her little vapist cousin over me. 1177 00:40:48,914 --> 00:40:51,249 - Shit. Well, who knows? 1178 00:40:51,316 --> 00:40:52,551 Maybe he deserved it. 1179 00:40:52,618 --> 00:40:54,520 Anyways, where should we meet? 1180 00:40:54,586 --> 00:40:56,187 Just landed at LAX. - I'm sorry. 1181 00:40:56,254 --> 00:40:57,288 I might have misheard you. 1182 00:40:57,355 --> 00:40:59,591 You said Cousin Borat deserved it? 1183 00:40:59,658 --> 00:41:01,359 - Wait, his name is Borat? - No! 1184 00:41:01,426 --> 00:41:02,828 No one is named Borat! [TOOLS WHIRRING] 1185 00:41:02,894 --> 00:41:05,531 Well, I know... I wouldn't say no one, 1186 00:41:05,597 --> 00:41:07,098 but...there's a possibility, 1187 00:41:07,165 --> 00:41:09,200 but he's...he's not... [SIGHS] 1188 00:41:09,267 --> 00:41:12,070 - Oh. Oh. 1189 00:41:12,137 --> 00:41:14,005 Yes. 1190 00:41:14,072 --> 00:41:16,975 [LIGHT ODD MUSIC] 1191 00:41:17,042 --> 00:41:19,978 [COIN CLINKING] 1192 00:41:21,613 --> 00:41:23,915 Fuck me. 1193 00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:30,922 * * 1194 00:41:33,224 --> 00:41:35,226 [LAUGHS] 1195 00:41:35,293 --> 00:41:37,462 Not today, Satan. 1196 00:41:37,563 --> 00:41:44,636 * * 1197 00:41:48,439 --> 00:41:50,642 Here we go. 1198 00:41:50,709 --> 00:41:52,578 - Touched the mirror up. No problemo. 1199 00:41:52,578 --> 00:41:53,812 You're all set, my man. 1200 00:41:53,879 --> 00:41:55,847 - Thanks so much. Okay. [LAUGHS] 1201 00:41:55,914 --> 00:41:57,082 Bye. - Yeah. 1202 00:41:57,148 --> 00:41:58,750 - I love what you're doing with that, um... 1203 00:42:01,119 --> 00:42:03,421 Yeah. 1204 00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:08,159 * * 1205 00:42:08,226 --> 00:42:09,494 Are you kidding me? 1206 00:42:09,595 --> 00:42:12,163 Hey, hey, girl. Hey, girl? 1207 00:42:12,230 --> 00:42:14,432 - You can't possibly mean this. 1208 00:42:14,499 --> 00:42:16,201 Okay? You're...I mean, you... 1209 00:42:16,267 --> 00:42:18,604 oh, you don't mean this. 1210 00:42:18,637 --> 00:42:20,606 It's the game. It's trying to break us up. 1211 00:42:20,639 --> 00:42:23,041 - What game? - Um, Ben, I'm sorry. 1212 00:42:23,108 --> 00:42:25,811 I need you to go to an In-N-Out, any one, 1213 00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:27,345 try the fries, tell me if they're good. 1214 00:42:27,412 --> 00:42:28,847 I don't think they're that good, okay? 1215 00:42:28,914 --> 00:42:31,617 I'm gonna fix this because I fucking love you! 1216 00:42:31,683 --> 00:42:32,884 Bye! - Love you t... 1217 00:42:32,951 --> 00:42:34,853 - Come on, you little bastard. 1218 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:35,921 Come to papa. 1219 00:42:35,987 --> 00:42:37,656 [CLANG] 1220 00:42:37,723 --> 00:42:40,525 Oh, shit. Oh, shit, shit, shit. 1221 00:42:40,626 --> 00:42:43,629 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1222 00:42:43,629 --> 00:42:45,664 Oh, yep. Okay, this is it. 1223 00:42:45,731 --> 00:42:47,633 [BELL DINGS] - Hey, girl, sorry. 1224 00:42:47,633 --> 00:42:49,467 So funny story, you actually made it worse 1225 00:42:49,534 --> 00:42:50,902 'cause it won't start. 1226 00:42:50,969 --> 00:42:52,303 - That is funny because it was a second ago. 1227 00:42:52,370 --> 00:42:54,539 - So you agree, it's broken? - Just hang on a minute. 1228 00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:55,841 I have to help another customer. 1229 00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:57,976 - Okay, I'm a customer too, so if you could... 1230 00:42:58,043 --> 00:42:59,711 - Pop quiz! 1231 00:42:59,778 --> 00:43:01,246 Where's Lake Titicaca? 1232 00:43:01,312 --> 00:43:04,515 [SCREAMING] 1233 00:43:07,285 --> 00:43:09,387 - Hey! - No! No! 1234 00:43:09,454 --> 00:43:10,722 [PANTING] - Andy! 1235 00:43:10,789 --> 00:43:12,190 Chill out, brother man. 1236 00:43:12,257 --> 00:43:13,659 [SIGHS] God. 1237 00:43:13,659 --> 00:43:15,326 Listen, hey, I just want to invite you 1238 00:43:15,393 --> 00:43:17,763 to a adult learning group that I happen to be leading up. 1239 00:43:17,829 --> 00:43:18,730 I think you'd... - [SCREAMS] 1240 00:43:18,797 --> 00:43:20,498 - [GROANS] - [PANTING] 1241 00:43:20,565 --> 00:43:21,900 [CRYING] - Oh. 1242 00:43:21,967 --> 00:43:23,935 Hey, cowboy, take it easy! 1243 00:43:24,002 --> 00:43:25,570 - [CRYING] 1244 00:43:25,671 --> 00:43:27,673 Aah! 1245 00:43:27,706 --> 00:43:30,575 Is that what I look like? 1246 00:43:30,676 --> 00:43:32,744 [GRUNTS] 1247 00:43:34,545 --> 00:43:36,715 [TENSE MUSIC] 1248 00:43:36,782 --> 00:43:39,517 Stacy, you stupid bitch. 1249 00:43:39,584 --> 00:43:42,553 * * 1250 00:43:42,688 --> 00:43:44,723 [YELLING] 1251 00:43:44,790 --> 00:43:48,860 - "Exorcist near me." 1252 00:43:48,927 --> 00:43:51,262 One sec. Just real quick. 1253 00:43:51,329 --> 00:43:54,499 Ugh, there's so much shit on the Internet, right? 1254 00:43:54,565 --> 00:43:55,834 - I have other customers. 1255 00:43:55,901 --> 00:43:58,269 - Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. - Yeah. 1256 00:43:58,336 --> 00:43:59,304 [EERIE MUSIC] 1257 00:43:59,370 --> 00:44:01,072 Um. - Oh, my God. Holy shit. 1258 00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:02,708 - You're holding my hand. [LAUGHS] 1259 00:44:02,774 --> 00:44:04,142 - I love you... - Whoa. 1260 00:44:04,209 --> 00:44:07,045 - And what you do is essential and honorable work. 1261 00:44:07,112 --> 00:44:08,613 Thank you so much. - Thank you. 1262 00:44:08,714 --> 00:44:10,048 Uh... - I'll Venmo you! 1263 00:44:10,115 --> 00:44:12,851 - Oh, I'm supposed to get paid! 1264 00:44:13,785 --> 00:44:15,220 - What the fuck? 1265 00:44:15,286 --> 00:44:18,724 - [CRYING] 1266 00:44:18,757 --> 00:44:20,826 You go. Oh, it's you. 1267 00:44:20,892 --> 00:44:22,894 [CRYING] Yeah, okay. I can't go on Segway rides 1268 00:44:22,961 --> 00:44:24,730 on the beach with that man, Erica. 1269 00:44:24,730 --> 00:44:26,231 And I can't kill him either 1270 00:44:26,297 --> 00:44:29,768 because Mr. Knight is like a town fixture, 1271 00:44:29,835 --> 00:44:31,269 and I would get caught, like, in five seconds. 1272 00:44:31,336 --> 00:44:34,305 And I can't go to prison. Look at my face. 1273 00:44:34,372 --> 00:44:35,741 Look at my face. 1274 00:44:35,807 --> 00:44:37,542 I'm too pretty to go to prison! 1275 00:44:37,608 --> 00:44:38,844 - No one's killing anyone, okay? 1276 00:44:38,910 --> 00:44:40,511 Just get in the car and ditch that thing. 1277 00:44:40,578 --> 00:44:41,579 We're going to Mikayla's. 1278 00:44:41,646 --> 00:44:42,814 - Help me. 1279 00:44:42,881 --> 00:44:44,315 - Chop-chop! - [WHIMPERS] 1280 00:44:44,382 --> 00:44:45,751 - Come on. 1281 00:44:45,817 --> 00:44:47,552 [THUD] Stupid. 1282 00:44:47,618 --> 00:44:50,188 [CRIES] 1283 00:44:50,255 --> 00:44:51,189 - You're okay. 1284 00:44:51,256 --> 00:44:53,792 - [WHINES] - You're okay. 1285 00:44:53,859 --> 00:44:56,795 [SINISTER MUSIC] 1286 00:44:56,862 --> 00:45:00,031 * * 1287 00:45:00,098 --> 00:45:01,967 - That's too much. - I can't stress enough, 1288 00:45:02,033 --> 00:45:04,135 I can't stand when you dress up kids like... 1289 00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:05,270 - Look, look, look, look, look! 1290 00:45:05,336 --> 00:45:06,504 - [LAUGHS] 1291 00:45:06,571 --> 00:45:08,639 - Hey, Isabella! 1292 00:45:08,774 --> 00:45:11,176 You look so different from the last time I saw you. 1293 00:45:11,242 --> 00:45:13,979 - Yeah, okay. Well, Mommy might be a while, 1294 00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:15,947 so I want you to head on in, 1295 00:45:16,014 --> 00:45:18,249 turn on the TV, and watch "The Irishman." 1296 00:45:18,316 --> 00:45:20,018 - Why can't I trick or treat with Arden? 1297 00:45:20,085 --> 00:45:23,221 - Well, Arden's mom is an emotional terrorist, 1298 00:45:23,288 --> 00:45:26,191 and her Botox is honestly a crime. 1299 00:45:26,257 --> 00:45:28,093 So you wanna get inside? - [SIGHS] 1300 00:45:28,159 --> 00:45:29,460 - All right. Love you. 1301 00:45:29,527 --> 00:45:30,695 - Sure about that? 1302 00:45:30,796 --> 00:45:32,530 - Excuse me? - Love you. 1303 00:45:32,597 --> 00:45:34,099 - [LAUGHS] 1304 00:45:34,165 --> 00:45:35,433 That was a fake smile. 1305 00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:37,102 - Okay, which one's Shamrock's? - Upstairs. 1306 00:45:37,168 --> 00:45:38,136 You guys sure you wanna do this? 1307 00:45:38,203 --> 00:45:39,370 He's really expensive. 1308 00:45:39,437 --> 00:45:41,506 - I mean, he's legit, right? - [LAUGHS] 1309 00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:45,143 You think I would be taken by a mystic? 1310 00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:46,177 - Yes. - Yeah. 1311 00:45:46,244 --> 00:45:47,145 - Really? - Absolutely. 1312 00:45:47,212 --> 00:45:48,546 - Hidey ho, fuckerinos. 1313 00:45:48,613 --> 00:45:50,081 - Oh, Limpy. - Oh, shit. 1314 00:45:50,148 --> 00:45:51,382 We left Josh at the lot. 1315 00:45:51,449 --> 00:45:53,018 We're sorry. - No, it's all good, 1316 00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:54,652 although I did almost turn into a human s'more, 1317 00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:55,821 so that was kind of weird. 1318 00:45:55,854 --> 00:45:56,988 By the way, Mercedes runs great. 1319 00:45:57,055 --> 00:45:59,224 - Aah! Sports. - For me anyway. [LAUGHS] 1320 00:45:59,290 --> 00:46:00,525 - How did you even find us? 1321 00:46:00,591 --> 00:46:01,726 - Andy's Instagram. 1322 00:46:01,827 --> 00:46:03,028 - What? - You're live right now. 1323 00:46:03,094 --> 00:46:04,229 - No, I'm not. - You sure are. 1324 00:46:04,295 --> 00:46:05,596 - [GASPS] Oh, my gosh, I am. 1325 00:46:05,663 --> 00:46:07,032 Oh. Well, only four followers. 1326 00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:08,199 I should have at least nine. 1327 00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:10,068 - You're worried about nine followers? 1328 00:46:10,135 --> 00:46:11,302 That's not even double digits. 1329 00:46:11,369 --> 00:46:13,905 Let's go up the stairs. - Okay. [LAUGHS] 1330 00:46:13,972 --> 00:46:15,273 Hey, guys. Going upstairs. 1331 00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:17,042 Sorry about the butt-dial. [LAUGHS] 1332 00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:18,743 - * Informer, ya no say * 1333 00:46:18,844 --> 00:46:20,445 * Daddy me Snow me, I go blame * 1334 00:46:20,511 --> 00:46:22,313 * A licky boom boom dem * 1335 00:46:22,380 --> 00:46:23,748 * 'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me * 1336 00:46:23,849 --> 00:46:26,251 [KNOCK AT DOOR] 1337 00:46:26,317 --> 00:46:28,286 - You've got the wrong Shamrock! 1338 00:46:28,353 --> 00:46:29,855 - * Ya no say, daddy me Snow me, I go blame * 1339 00:46:29,921 --> 00:46:31,923 - It's me! 1340 00:46:31,990 --> 00:46:34,259 - * 'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me * 1341 00:46:34,325 --> 00:46:36,461 - Me. 1342 00:46:36,527 --> 00:46:37,863 I'm me. 1343 00:46:37,929 --> 00:46:39,430 - * You better listen for me now * 1344 00:46:39,497 --> 00:46:41,766 * Listen for me, you better listen for me now * 1345 00:46:41,867 --> 00:46:42,968 * When-a me rock-a the microphone * 1346 00:46:43,034 --> 00:46:44,569 * Me rock on steady-a * 1347 00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:46,404 * Yes a daddy me, Snow me are de article don * 1348 00:46:46,471 --> 00:46:47,973 * But the in an a-out a dance an they say * 1349 00:46:48,039 --> 00:46:49,407 * Where you come from-a? * 1350 00:46:49,474 --> 00:46:51,276 * People dem say ya come from Jamaica * 1351 00:46:51,342 --> 00:46:52,911 * But me born an' raised in the ghetto * 1352 00:46:52,978 --> 00:46:55,380 - It's not Shamrock. I'm a ghost! 1353 00:46:55,446 --> 00:46:56,915 Mikayla! [LAUGHS] 1354 00:46:56,982 --> 00:46:58,984 Great to see you. 1355 00:46:59,050 --> 00:47:00,952 I'm not a ghost. 1356 00:47:01,019 --> 00:47:03,254 [LAUGHS] 1357 00:47:03,321 --> 00:47:05,590 She told you what? 1358 00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:07,893 - You guys don't have to murder anyone. 1359 00:47:07,893 --> 00:47:10,128 [EVERYONE SIGHS] - I'm slightly more relieved. 1360 00:47:10,195 --> 00:47:11,930 - Whew. - [LAUGHS] 1361 00:47:11,997 --> 00:47:13,431 - That's cute. 1362 00:47:13,498 --> 00:47:15,033 You guys are in the right place. 1363 00:47:15,100 --> 00:47:16,701 Okay? Because I'm pretty dialed-in 1364 00:47:16,767 --> 00:47:18,769 to the spirit realm. 1365 00:47:18,904 --> 00:47:22,373 And I don't wanna get, like, all HJO on you. 1366 00:47:23,741 --> 00:47:25,010 Haley Joel Osment. 1367 00:47:25,076 --> 00:47:27,812 But entities, 1368 00:47:27,913 --> 00:47:29,480 they fuck with Shamrock. 1369 00:47:29,547 --> 00:47:32,383 You know whose ghost sat over there last week? 1370 00:47:32,450 --> 00:47:33,919 Take a guess. - Guess? 1371 00:47:33,985 --> 00:47:35,220 - Gandhi? - No. 1372 00:47:35,286 --> 00:47:36,287 - Is it Lucille Ball? - What did you say? 1373 00:47:36,354 --> 00:47:37,688 - Was it Lucille Ball? - No. 1374 00:47:37,755 --> 00:47:38,756 - The Gerber baby? 1375 00:47:38,823 --> 00:47:39,958 - Joe DiMaggio. - Oh. 1376 00:47:40,025 --> 00:47:41,492 - Who? - Joe DiMaggio. 1377 00:47:41,559 --> 00:47:42,928 - Joe DiMaggio. - Marilyn Manson's husband. 1378 00:47:42,961 --> 00:47:44,495 - Marilyn Monroe. - Baseball. 1379 00:47:44,562 --> 00:47:46,631 - Anyway, this sounds like what we in the metaphysical field 1380 00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:48,934 call "a real fuckup." - Okay. 1381 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,136 - So here's what we're gonna do. 1382 00:47:51,202 --> 00:47:52,737 We're gonna conjure the demon. - Mm-hmm. 1383 00:47:52,803 --> 00:47:54,039 - We're gonna uncross your wires. 1384 00:47:54,105 --> 00:47:54,973 - Okay. - And we're gonna send her 1385 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:56,641 straight back to hell. 1386 00:47:56,707 --> 00:47:58,543 That sound groovy? - Sounds so groovy. 1387 00:47:58,609 --> 00:48:00,145 - So groovy. - It's groo-vay. 1388 00:48:00,211 --> 00:48:01,079 - All right, so here's what I'm gonna need. 1389 00:48:01,146 --> 00:48:02,948 I'm gonna need the book 1390 00:48:03,014 --> 00:48:04,249 and one of your Venmos. 1391 00:48:04,315 --> 00:48:05,650 - Okay. - And in the For line, 1392 00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:07,085 don't put anything specific and just put, like, 1393 00:48:07,152 --> 00:48:08,954 a random emoji or something 'cause I don't want Venmo 1394 00:48:08,954 --> 00:48:10,721 coming back at me with, like, a business fee. 1395 00:48:12,991 --> 00:48:15,961 [SPOOKY MUSIC] 1396 00:48:15,994 --> 00:48:18,429 - Anastasia? 1397 00:48:18,496 --> 00:48:20,265 Anastasia, if you can hear me, 1398 00:48:20,331 --> 00:48:21,399 send us a sign. 1399 00:48:21,466 --> 00:48:22,567 [KNOCKS] - [GASPS] 1400 00:48:22,633 --> 00:48:24,002 BOTH: Oh. 1401 00:48:24,069 --> 00:48:25,170 - Anastasia? 1402 00:48:25,236 --> 00:48:26,704 Anastasia, is that you? 1403 00:48:26,771 --> 00:48:29,140 Knock once for yes and twice for no. 1404 00:48:29,207 --> 00:48:30,175 [KNOCKS] - [GASPS] 1405 00:48:30,241 --> 00:48:31,376 - Okay. 1406 00:48:31,442 --> 00:48:32,510 Listen, we're not gonna take up 1407 00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:33,644 too much of your time. 1408 00:48:33,711 --> 00:48:35,813 I know it's crazy busy down there 1409 00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:38,649 in your realm, especially on Halloween. 1410 00:48:38,716 --> 00:48:40,285 So just tell us, 1411 00:48:40,351 --> 00:48:42,053 was it you who delivered this book? 1412 00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:43,288 [KNOCKS] 1413 00:48:43,354 --> 00:48:44,289 - Oh, my God. - Whoa. 1414 00:48:44,355 --> 00:48:46,424 Well, okay. 1415 00:48:46,491 --> 00:48:49,360 And was it your intention for these four souls 1416 00:48:49,427 --> 00:48:51,896 to be its recipient? 1417 00:48:51,997 --> 00:48:53,264 [KNOCKS] - Aah! 1418 00:48:53,331 --> 00:48:54,732 - Okay, Shamrock, we see what you're doing. 1419 00:48:54,799 --> 00:48:56,367 - Shh! Eyes closed. 1420 00:48:56,434 --> 00:48:58,003 She said it wasn't for you. That's good news. 1421 00:48:58,003 --> 00:48:59,637 - No, it's not, and we're out $1,500. 1422 00:48:59,704 --> 00:49:01,306 - Okay, you know what? I don't even usually take 1423 00:49:01,372 --> 00:49:02,307 walk-ins, and I'm only doing this 1424 00:49:02,373 --> 00:49:03,441 'cause Mikayla's a friend. 1425 00:49:03,508 --> 00:49:05,243 - No, no, no, no. I am so sorry. 1426 00:49:05,310 --> 00:49:07,045 Do you guys wanna do this or not? 1427 00:49:07,112 --> 00:49:08,246 - Yes, we do. - Okay. 1428 00:49:08,313 --> 00:49:09,547 - [SIGHS] - Let's get into it. 1429 00:49:09,614 --> 00:49:11,816 Shamrock, they're sorry. 1430 00:49:11,882 --> 00:49:13,884 Stacy, you're still here, right? 1431 00:49:14,019 --> 00:49:15,420 [CLATTERING] 1432 00:49:15,486 --> 00:49:16,887 Okay, well, let's get back into it. 1433 00:49:17,022 --> 00:49:18,056 Sham? 1434 00:49:18,123 --> 00:49:19,924 [EERIE MUSIC] 1435 00:49:20,025 --> 00:49:21,159 - That wasn't me. 1436 00:49:21,226 --> 00:49:22,527 - What? 1437 00:49:22,593 --> 00:49:25,096 - We have a visitor. 1438 00:49:25,163 --> 00:49:27,298 * * 1439 00:49:27,365 --> 00:49:29,034 - My hair. 1440 00:49:29,034 --> 00:49:31,269 - Um, what the fuck? 1441 00:49:31,336 --> 00:49:33,204 - Okay, demon. 1442 00:49:33,271 --> 00:49:35,040 It's time to... [GASPS] 1443 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,474 - Aah! 1444 00:49:36,541 --> 00:49:38,043 * * 1445 00:49:38,109 --> 00:49:40,178 Aah. 1446 00:49:40,245 --> 00:49:41,446 - [DELICATELY] Shammy? 1447 00:49:41,512 --> 00:49:42,780 You... - Aah! 1448 00:49:42,847 --> 00:49:44,882 - [AS DEMON] Felicem vesperam sanctam. 1449 00:49:44,949 --> 00:49:46,384 [ALL SCREAMING] 1450 00:49:46,451 --> 00:49:49,054 - You bitches are so fucked. 1451 00:49:49,087 --> 00:49:50,588 - We never should've played that fucking game! 1452 00:49:50,655 --> 00:49:52,323 - Core Three for life, huh? 1453 00:49:52,390 --> 00:49:53,524 - Core Three and Josh. 1454 00:49:53,591 --> 00:49:55,960 - What the fuck do you want from us? 1455 00:49:56,061 --> 00:49:58,629 - * Erica and Fischbein sittin' in a tree * 1456 00:49:58,696 --> 00:49:59,864 - Okay, you need to take several seats. 1457 00:49:59,930 --> 00:50:01,899 Okay, you leave her alone. - Or what? 1458 00:50:01,966 --> 00:50:04,935 You're gonna make me a mean ticky-tocky? 1459 00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:07,372 I bet Mr. Knight likes having his toes sucked. 1460 00:50:07,438 --> 00:50:08,473 - [WHIMPERS] - Mm-mm, Stacy, 1461 00:50:08,539 --> 00:50:10,007 you leave him alone. 1462 00:50:10,075 --> 00:50:12,310 - Mrs. Joey Fatone. 1463 00:50:12,377 --> 00:50:13,878 Mega-mansion, huh? 1464 00:50:13,944 --> 00:50:15,146 - Yes. 1465 00:50:15,213 --> 00:50:17,282 - Actually sounds pretty nice. 1466 00:50:17,348 --> 00:50:19,317 - Honestly, it doesn't sound that bad. 1467 00:50:19,384 --> 00:50:20,485 But you shut up. You shut up! 1468 00:50:20,551 --> 00:50:21,652 - Yeah, man. Shut the fuck up! 1469 00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:24,589 - Well, if it isn't the virgin! 1470 00:50:24,655 --> 00:50:26,391 - [CHUCKLES] All right. 1471 00:50:26,457 --> 00:50:28,126 This guy's obviously a scam artist, 1472 00:50:28,193 --> 00:50:30,395 'cause I fuck puss all the time and we all know it. 1473 00:50:30,461 --> 00:50:31,729 [LAUGHS] - Puss? 1474 00:50:31,796 --> 00:50:34,899 - You're gonna die today, incel boy. 1475 00:50:34,965 --> 00:50:37,235 - [CHOKING] [ALL SCREAMING] 1476 00:50:37,302 --> 00:50:39,437 I've definitely had sex, though! 1477 00:50:39,504 --> 00:50:40,905 [ALL EXCLAIMING] 1478 00:50:40,971 --> 00:50:43,874 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1479 00:50:43,941 --> 00:50:46,043 * * 1480 00:50:46,111 --> 00:50:49,447 - [RASPING] 1481 00:50:49,514 --> 00:50:51,849 - God, that's loud and stinky. 1482 00:50:51,916 --> 00:50:55,052 Shamrock? Sham, are you...are you okay? 1483 00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:57,021 Are you yourself? 1484 00:50:57,088 --> 00:50:59,390 Shammy? Shamrock? 1485 00:50:59,457 --> 00:51:00,725 Is that you? You okay? 1486 00:51:00,791 --> 00:51:02,160 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 1487 00:51:02,227 --> 00:51:03,694 - Did... 1488 00:51:03,761 --> 00:51:05,396 - Yeah? - Yeah? 1489 00:51:05,463 --> 00:51:07,165 - [GULPS] 1490 00:51:07,232 --> 00:51:08,666 The Venmo go through? 1491 00:51:11,869 --> 00:51:14,739 Guys, I said use an emoji. 1492 00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:22,947 - He's sensitive. 1493 00:51:23,013 --> 00:51:25,950 - [SOBBING] 1494 00:51:30,054 --> 00:51:32,557 [SNIFFLING] 1495 00:51:32,623 --> 00:51:35,025 [SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1496 00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:36,161 * * 1497 00:51:36,227 --> 00:51:39,464 - Hey, Josh. It's okay. We knew. 1498 00:51:39,530 --> 00:51:40,531 - You did? 1499 00:51:40,598 --> 00:51:42,533 - Definitely. - Yeah. 1500 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:45,170 - Look, for the record, I'm not an incel. 1501 00:51:45,236 --> 00:51:46,237 All right? 1502 00:51:46,304 --> 00:51:47,572 I'm just involuntarily celibate. 1503 00:51:47,638 --> 00:51:49,174 Okay, yeah. That's what an incel is. 1504 00:51:49,207 --> 00:51:50,308 - Heard it out loud. - You get it. 1505 00:51:50,375 --> 00:51:51,342 - Yeah. - Okay. 1506 00:51:51,409 --> 00:51:53,178 - Guys, I... 1507 00:51:53,211 --> 00:51:55,413 I can't die a virgin. 1508 00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:57,648 - [INHALES DEEPLY] Okay. 1509 00:51:57,715 --> 00:52:00,185 I will take one for the team. 1510 00:52:00,185 --> 00:52:02,520 I will give you one, two minutes... 1511 00:52:02,587 --> 00:52:04,989 - I don't want a pity hump. 1512 00:52:05,055 --> 00:52:07,658 I want the real thing, you know? 1513 00:52:07,725 --> 00:52:09,527 I want to live. 1514 00:52:09,594 --> 00:52:11,262 I want to be loved. 1515 00:52:11,329 --> 00:52:13,198 I want to be held. 1516 00:52:13,231 --> 00:52:14,665 I want to do reiki on a beach somewhere. 1517 00:52:14,732 --> 00:52:16,000 - What? 1518 00:52:16,066 --> 00:52:17,468 - So help me God, if I had a M.A.S.H. wife... 1519 00:52:17,535 --> 00:52:18,803 [SNIFFLES] 1520 00:52:18,869 --> 00:52:20,037 I would kill the shit out of that bitch. 1521 00:52:20,104 --> 00:52:22,973 - Aw, so sweet. - [SNIFFLES] 1522 00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:24,642 But I guess even in my own fantasies, 1523 00:52:24,709 --> 00:52:26,411 I'm still destined to be alone, huh? 1524 00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:27,778 - Yeah. 1525 00:52:27,845 --> 00:52:29,714 - Okay, is no one gonna say it? - Say what? 1526 00:52:29,780 --> 00:52:30,715 - Okay, I guess I'll say it. 1527 00:52:30,781 --> 00:52:31,849 [CHUCKLES] - What? 1528 00:52:31,916 --> 00:52:32,750 - Erica, you have to kill Fischbein. 1529 00:52:32,817 --> 00:52:33,751 - Yeah. - What? 1530 00:52:33,818 --> 00:52:34,785 - Yeah. - I can't do it. 1531 00:52:34,852 --> 00:52:36,221 I was valedictorian! - So? 1532 00:52:36,254 --> 00:52:37,955 The Unabomber went to Harvard. What's your point? 1533 00:52:38,022 --> 00:52:39,690 - Did he really? He must've been legacy or something. 1534 00:52:39,757 --> 00:52:40,958 - Super sure. - He was really smart. 1535 00:52:41,025 --> 00:52:42,327 - Okay, I'm not a murderer, okay, Andy? 1536 00:52:42,393 --> 00:52:44,695 I'm not gonna do it. We just need to re-group 1537 00:52:44,762 --> 00:52:45,996 and make some flowcharts or something. 1538 00:52:46,063 --> 00:52:48,833 - Flowch...what? It's a demon curse, Erica! 1539 00:52:48,899 --> 00:52:50,435 You're not just gonna make some Microsoft Excel 1540 00:52:50,501 --> 00:52:51,836 and get rid of it, okay? 1541 00:52:51,902 --> 00:52:53,404 And no one's gonna, like, fucking miss 1542 00:52:53,471 --> 00:52:54,572 or even question the disappearance 1543 00:52:54,639 --> 00:52:56,274 of Jeremy Fischbein, okay? 1544 00:52:56,341 --> 00:52:58,776 The guy had no goals, no ambition, 1545 00:52:58,843 --> 00:53:01,312 he's boring, so dull, and so, like, ugh! 1546 00:53:01,379 --> 00:53:03,248 - Not to mention he's a shit driver, am I right? 1547 00:53:03,281 --> 00:53:04,582 - [CHUCKLES] 1548 00:53:04,649 --> 00:53:06,817 - Also, you would literally be saving my life, 1549 00:53:06,884 --> 00:53:09,887 so that would be pretty fucking sweet. 1550 00:53:11,088 --> 00:53:14,091 - Okay, fine. I'll do it. 1551 00:53:14,158 --> 00:53:16,761 I'll whack off Fischbein tonight at Camp Wanabangme. 1552 00:53:16,827 --> 00:53:18,263 - Yes. - Okay, are you happy? 1553 00:53:18,263 --> 00:53:22,367 - No, not whack him off. It's just, like, whack him. 1554 00:53:22,433 --> 00:53:23,801 - I've always said that. 1555 00:53:23,868 --> 00:53:25,102 - Whacking off is, like... - Don't listen to them. 1556 00:53:25,169 --> 00:53:26,471 - You know, when you, like... 1557 00:53:26,537 --> 00:53:27,805 - In our house, it's whack off. 1558 00:53:27,872 --> 00:53:30,675 [TENSE MUSIC] 1559 00:53:30,741 --> 00:53:32,643 * * 1560 00:53:32,710 --> 00:53:35,045 [TRAIN'S "DROPS OF JUPITER"] 1561 00:53:35,112 --> 00:53:36,914 - You know, when I saw your message in the app, 1562 00:53:36,981 --> 00:53:39,183 I was like, "Okay, what'd she leave in my backseat? 1563 00:53:39,284 --> 00:53:40,318 Wallet or keys?" 1564 00:53:40,385 --> 00:53:41,286 - [LAUGHS] 1565 00:53:41,319 --> 00:53:42,420 - And then when you're like, 1566 00:53:42,487 --> 00:53:43,754 "Oh, actually I'm single. Let's hang out." 1567 00:53:43,821 --> 00:53:46,457 I was like, "Okay, heck yeah." [CHUCKLES] 1568 00:53:46,524 --> 00:53:49,093 - Guess I've just been waiting for this moment 1569 00:53:49,159 --> 00:53:50,695 since I saw that sweet Austin Powers impression 1570 00:53:50,761 --> 00:53:52,597 when we were in seventh grade. 1571 00:53:52,663 --> 00:53:56,334 - Yeah, I still dabble in impressions, actually. 1572 00:53:56,401 --> 00:53:58,135 - Really? - Yeah. 1573 00:53:58,202 --> 00:53:59,437 Yeah. 1574 00:53:59,504 --> 00:54:00,905 - Can I see one? 1575 00:54:00,971 --> 00:54:03,541 - Yeah, yeah, like uh... 1576 00:54:03,608 --> 00:54:07,044 Werner Herzog was looking at this plate, he'd be like, 1577 00:54:07,111 --> 00:54:08,446 [LIKE WERNER HERZOG] Cheese is the symbol 1578 00:54:08,513 --> 00:54:12,450 of man's dominance over the dairy animals. 1579 00:54:12,517 --> 00:54:14,051 - [LAUGHS] 1580 00:54:14,118 --> 00:54:16,487 - Or I usually do Sam Elliott hosting "RuPaul's Drag Race." 1581 00:54:16,554 --> 00:54:17,755 - Okay. 1582 00:54:17,822 --> 00:54:19,056 - [LIKE SAM ELLIOTT] Bring back my hogs. 1583 00:54:19,123 --> 00:54:21,326 For today's maxi challenge, 1584 00:54:21,359 --> 00:54:23,361 you gotta dress up all these little piggies 1585 00:54:23,428 --> 00:54:26,331 like they're hitting Studio 54. 1586 00:54:26,331 --> 00:54:27,698 - [LAUGHING] 1587 00:54:27,765 --> 00:54:29,434 So wait, all the "Drag Race" contestants are all... 1588 00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:31,035 - They're hogs. - [NORMALLY] Hogs? Yeah. 1589 00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:32,537 - [LIKE SAM ELLIOTT] They're gonna be a great bacon one day. 1590 00:54:32,603 --> 00:54:33,771 - [LAUGHING] 1591 00:54:33,838 --> 00:54:35,840 - Look at me. You're a beautiful hog. 1592 00:54:35,906 --> 00:54:37,575 Don't let anyone take that away from you. 1593 00:54:37,642 --> 00:54:38,943 - [LAUGHS] 1594 00:54:39,009 --> 00:54:40,378 - [NORMALLY] Anyway, uh, to your health. 1595 00:54:42,179 --> 00:54:44,582 - And to yours. 1596 00:54:44,649 --> 00:54:47,585 [JAZZ MUSIC] 1597 00:54:47,652 --> 00:54:51,255 * * 1598 00:54:51,356 --> 00:54:53,057 [COUGHS] 1599 00:54:53,123 --> 00:54:55,526 Um, I got a ride. 1600 00:54:55,593 --> 00:54:57,362 - Yeah, all right. 1601 00:54:59,229 --> 00:55:01,632 - [SIGHS] [SHOVEL SCRAPING] 1602 00:55:01,699 --> 00:55:04,068 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 1603 00:55:04,134 --> 00:55:05,736 [PANTING] Oh, God. 1604 00:55:05,803 --> 00:55:07,237 [GROANS] 1605 00:55:07,372 --> 00:55:09,006 - Uh, you sound really out-of-shape. 1606 00:55:09,073 --> 00:55:10,808 - Oh, God. I'm gonna throw up. - Yeah. 1607 00:55:10,875 --> 00:55:12,076 - Oh, boy. [HEAVES] 1608 00:55:12,142 --> 00:55:13,711 - Ugh, you okay? - Oh yeah, I'm all right. 1609 00:55:13,778 --> 00:55:15,245 [HEAVES] - Oh, God. No. 1610 00:55:15,380 --> 00:55:17,382 - [GROANS] Just so we're clear... 1611 00:55:17,382 --> 00:55:20,250 I did that so we don't go to jail, 1612 00:55:20,385 --> 00:55:22,753 not because of my M.A.S.H fate... 1613 00:55:22,820 --> 00:55:24,154 as a gravedigger. 1614 00:55:24,221 --> 00:55:25,956 - Of course not, but you are freakishly good at it. 1615 00:55:26,023 --> 00:55:27,291 - Well, thank you. 1616 00:55:27,392 --> 00:55:28,493 - It wasn't a compliment. It's a disgusting job. 1617 00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:29,627 - All right. 1618 00:55:29,694 --> 00:55:30,795 - So when you're done with that, 1619 00:55:30,861 --> 00:55:31,662 put the shovel over there by cabin 69. 1620 00:55:31,729 --> 00:55:32,830 [CHUCKLES] 69. 1621 00:55:32,897 --> 00:55:34,031 That's where we told Erica we would be 1622 00:55:34,098 --> 00:55:35,633 and we're gonna hide over there 1623 00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:37,768 where Mikayla's pissing in the bushes where we're gonna hide! 1624 00:55:37,835 --> 00:55:39,970 [LIQUID SPLATTERS] Mikayla! 1625 00:55:40,037 --> 00:55:42,272 [SOFT SULTRY MUSIC] 1626 00:55:42,407 --> 00:55:45,676 - I don't plan of Lyfting forever, of course. 1627 00:55:45,743 --> 00:55:47,478 - You have some larger aspirations? 1628 00:55:47,545 --> 00:55:50,415 - Yeah, I mean, doesn't everybody? 1629 00:55:50,415 --> 00:55:52,550 I'm trying to open up my own artisanal cheese shop, 1630 00:55:52,617 --> 00:55:53,851 Fischbein Farms. 1631 00:55:53,918 --> 00:55:55,820 I've been studying up on how to age everything 1632 00:55:55,886 --> 00:55:57,955 from gouda to gruyere. 1633 00:55:58,022 --> 00:55:59,457 [CHUCKLES] 1634 00:55:59,524 --> 00:56:01,125 Luckily, my parents are letting me stay for a while. 1635 00:56:01,191 --> 00:56:02,593 I'm in savings mode. 1636 00:56:02,660 --> 00:56:05,295 And I just... I really love my parents. 1637 00:56:05,430 --> 00:56:08,165 - Wow, so you're gonna be a cheesemonger? 1638 00:56:08,232 --> 00:56:11,536 - Uh, we prefer curd nerd. [LAUGHTER] 1639 00:56:11,602 --> 00:56:13,604 I saw that on the internet. - [LAUGHS] 1640 00:56:13,671 --> 00:56:15,105 Man, I'm, like, killing it tonight. 1641 00:56:15,172 --> 00:56:17,207 - Mm! 1642 00:56:17,274 --> 00:56:18,443 - How's that chevre tasting? 1643 00:56:18,443 --> 00:56:20,010 - Honestly, I could bathe in this. 1644 00:56:20,077 --> 00:56:21,746 Where's it from? 1645 00:56:21,812 --> 00:56:24,114 - Not where, who. 1646 00:56:24,181 --> 00:56:25,249 - Hmm? 1647 00:56:25,315 --> 00:56:27,217 - Come on. I'll show you the shack. 1648 00:56:27,284 --> 00:56:29,219 - The...the what? [GOAT BLEATS] 1649 00:56:31,055 --> 00:56:33,558 - I built it just for her. 1650 00:56:33,624 --> 00:56:35,025 Henrietta, meet my friend Erica. 1651 00:56:35,092 --> 00:56:36,260 [HENRIETTA BLEATS] 1652 00:56:36,326 --> 00:56:38,896 - Oh, my God. Jeremy, she's adorable. 1653 00:56:38,963 --> 00:56:40,297 - Yeah, she is. 1654 00:56:40,364 --> 00:56:42,567 You're a hell of a dairy goat, too, aren't ya? 1655 00:56:42,633 --> 00:56:43,901 You wouldn't know it looking at her, 1656 00:56:43,968 --> 00:56:45,836 but she was actually the runt of her litter. 1657 00:56:45,903 --> 00:56:48,172 Guess that's why I like her so much. 1658 00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:49,474 I'm kind of a runt, too. 1659 00:56:49,540 --> 00:56:51,241 [SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1660 00:56:51,308 --> 00:56:52,710 [HENRIETTA BLEATS LOUDLY] 1661 00:56:52,777 --> 00:56:54,979 Oh, my God. - What? What's wrong? 1662 00:56:55,045 --> 00:56:56,046 [HENRIETTA BLEATS] 1663 00:56:56,113 --> 00:56:58,749 - Um, she's early. 1664 00:56:58,816 --> 00:57:01,318 - Early for what? [HENRIETTA BLEATS] 1665 00:57:01,385 --> 00:57:05,189 - Get in here quick. - Why? 1666 00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:07,224 - We're having a kid. 1667 00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:09,293 - Kid? [HENRIETTA BLEATS] 1668 00:57:10,495 --> 00:57:12,396 - Oh, what's taking her so long? 1669 00:57:12,497 --> 00:57:14,331 - I don't know. It's hard to seduce people. 1670 00:57:14,398 --> 00:57:16,366 - Never send a blond to do a gay man's job. 1671 00:57:16,501 --> 00:57:17,535 - What? - What? 1672 00:57:17,602 --> 00:57:19,504 - Wait, you're gay? - Oh, come on. 1673 00:57:19,537 --> 00:57:20,404 - What? - Is he gay? 1674 00:57:20,505 --> 00:57:21,506 - Shut up, Josh. 1675 00:57:21,506 --> 00:57:22,540 - I didn't...I don't know. 1676 00:57:22,607 --> 00:57:23,841 I don't make assumptions like that. 1677 00:57:23,908 --> 00:57:25,743 - Honestly pretty progressive. - Thank you. 1678 00:57:25,810 --> 00:57:26,877 - You're welcome. 1679 00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:27,878 [HENRIETTA BLEATS] 1680 00:57:27,945 --> 00:57:30,280 - My God, so little. 1681 00:57:30,347 --> 00:57:31,381 - Dang, mommy! 1682 00:57:31,516 --> 00:57:32,717 Check you out, bottle-feeding. 1683 00:57:32,783 --> 00:57:34,351 I'm calling you for future litters. 1684 00:57:34,418 --> 00:57:36,386 - [LAUGHS] Future litters? 1685 00:57:36,521 --> 00:57:38,155 - Come on. I can't have just one kid. 1686 00:57:38,222 --> 00:57:41,592 The plan is a hundred. 1687 00:57:41,659 --> 00:57:43,327 [SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1688 00:57:43,393 --> 00:57:45,530 - Um, you know what? 1689 00:57:45,596 --> 00:57:49,266 Maybe mama and baby need to relax, bond. 1690 00:57:49,333 --> 00:57:51,368 Maybe get a change of scenery? 1691 00:57:51,435 --> 00:57:53,370 - Um, sure. 1692 00:57:53,437 --> 00:57:55,606 Um, what were you thinking? 1693 00:57:55,673 --> 00:57:58,408 Axe-throwing bar, something? 1694 00:57:58,543 --> 00:58:00,377 - What about Camp Wanabango? 1695 00:58:00,444 --> 00:58:02,747 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 1696 00:58:02,813 --> 00:58:04,314 - Hell yeah. 1697 00:58:04,381 --> 00:58:06,651 * * 1698 00:58:06,717 --> 00:58:08,085 - [CHUCKLING] - You look like Jigglypuff. 1699 00:58:08,152 --> 00:58:09,854 - I'm Ariana Grande. - You do look like 1700 00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,622 a Jigglypuff Grande. - [SIGHS] 1701 00:58:11,689 --> 00:58:12,657 - Yeah, look at his little curl. 1702 00:58:12,723 --> 00:58:14,258 You're Jigglypuff. - I'm... 1703 00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:15,793 Oh... [SHUSHING] Here she comes. 1704 00:58:15,860 --> 00:58:17,695 - For a spot we all used to party at, 1705 00:58:17,762 --> 00:58:20,164 this place has super dark vibes, right? 1706 00:58:20,230 --> 00:58:21,298 - Yeah. - [CHUCKLES] 1707 00:58:21,365 --> 00:58:23,568 Paging Jason Voorhees. - [LAUGHS] 1708 00:58:23,568 --> 00:58:26,103 That's silly. - Yeah. 1709 00:58:26,170 --> 00:58:28,038 - [BARELY AUDIBLE] Good luck. 1710 00:58:28,105 --> 00:58:29,974 - Man, I-I feel like such an A-hole 1711 00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:33,143 for not asking you why you were home in the first place. 1712 00:58:33,210 --> 00:58:34,344 - Oh, uh, that's okay. 1713 00:58:34,411 --> 00:58:36,080 Um, I was here for a job interview, 1714 00:58:36,146 --> 00:58:37,582 um, but I didn't get it. 1715 00:58:37,582 --> 00:58:40,417 The boss ended up giving it to her asshole cousin, 1716 00:58:40,484 --> 00:58:43,287 Lenny, who's still waiting for his... 1717 00:58:43,353 --> 00:58:45,022 frontal lobe to develop. 1718 00:58:45,089 --> 00:58:46,423 - Oh. 1719 00:58:46,490 --> 00:58:47,658 - [BARELY AUDIBLE] It's go time. 1720 00:58:47,725 --> 00:58:51,729 - Well, Lenny sounds like a douche canoe. 1721 00:58:51,796 --> 00:58:53,598 - [LAUGHS] Oh, that's... 1722 00:58:53,631 --> 00:58:54,799 y-you don't think he deserved it? 1723 00:58:54,865 --> 00:58:56,400 - What the fuck is she doing? 1724 00:58:56,466 --> 00:58:58,068 - The CEO's cousin? Yeah, he earned it about 1725 00:58:58,135 --> 00:58:59,904 as much as I earned my Peyronie's disease. 1726 00:58:59,970 --> 00:59:01,872 If this lady can't see your brilliance, 1727 00:59:01,939 --> 00:59:07,311 then she's just as moronic as the dude she promoted. 1728 00:59:07,377 --> 00:59:09,179 - That is so nice to hear. 1729 00:59:09,246 --> 00:59:11,882 - You were always so insanely talented. 1730 00:59:11,949 --> 00:59:15,720 I mean, you won, like, every art show in school. 1731 00:59:15,786 --> 00:59:17,254 [TENDER MUSIC] 1732 00:59:17,321 --> 00:59:20,758 God, I had such a crush on you when we were kids. 1733 00:59:20,825 --> 00:59:22,192 - I had a crush on you. 1734 00:59:22,259 --> 00:59:25,896 * * 1735 00:59:25,963 --> 00:59:27,531 - [WHISPERING LOUDLY] Even this firecrotch is getting ass? 1736 00:59:27,632 --> 00:59:29,133 Unbelievable. 1737 00:59:29,199 --> 00:59:31,736 - Did you hear that? - Um, I think that was an owl. 1738 00:59:31,802 --> 00:59:33,003 N...um... - Hoo-hoot. 1739 00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:34,805 - No, no, Jeremy, ah, I wouldn't, um... 1740 00:59:34,872 --> 00:59:35,873 - Hoot. - I wouldn't go over there. 1741 00:59:35,940 --> 00:59:37,441 Owls are very territorial. 1742 00:59:37,507 --> 00:59:38,542 Shit. 1743 00:59:38,643 --> 00:59:39,744 - What the... 1744 00:59:39,810 --> 00:59:41,245 - Hoot. - Oh, God. 1745 00:59:41,311 --> 00:59:43,047 - Oh. 1746 00:59:43,113 --> 00:59:44,314 - What... 1747 00:59:44,381 --> 00:59:46,851 is this some kind of prank or something? 1748 00:59:46,917 --> 00:59:49,386 - What? I didn't even know you guys still hung out here. 1749 00:59:49,453 --> 00:59:50,655 That's so fuckin' crazy. That's fun. 1750 00:59:50,721 --> 00:59:51,889 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 1751 00:59:51,956 --> 00:59:53,223 - What is this, uh, a brewski session? 1752 00:59:53,290 --> 00:59:54,925 Huh? Fuckin' pass one. 1753 00:59:54,992 --> 00:59:55,860 [OVERLAPPING CHATTER] - Whoo! 1754 00:59:55,926 --> 00:59:58,996 - Yeah, brewski times! 1755 00:59:59,063 --> 01:00:00,665 - Oh, yum. 1756 01:00:00,731 --> 01:00:03,167 - That can is clearly old and full of dirt. 1757 01:00:03,233 --> 01:00:04,268 - [COUGHS] 1758 01:00:05,770 --> 01:00:07,672 - So you lured me here on a date 1759 01:00:07,738 --> 01:00:09,506 to...to Camp Wanabangme, 1760 01:00:09,573 --> 01:00:12,142 to Cabin 69, 1761 01:00:12,209 --> 01:00:13,678 as a prank? 1762 01:00:13,744 --> 01:00:16,681 - No, this is...this is just a crazy, crazy coincidence. 1763 01:00:16,747 --> 01:00:18,148 - No, the first two times was a coincidence. 1764 01:00:18,215 --> 01:00:19,650 This... 1765 01:00:19,717 --> 01:00:21,886 this is mean. 1766 01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:23,988 Are you even single? Mikayla, is she single? 1767 01:00:24,054 --> 01:00:27,925 - Ooh, ah, that's a... that's a tricky question. 1768 01:00:27,992 --> 01:00:30,895 - Man, I...I feel like such an idiot. 1769 01:00:30,961 --> 01:00:34,965 I really thought I had a chance with Erica Greenspan. 1770 01:00:37,234 --> 01:00:39,704 Cool joke, though. - No, no, no. 1771 01:00:39,770 --> 01:00:41,872 No, I'm...I'm so s...no, no. [SPLUTTERING] 1772 01:00:41,939 --> 01:00:43,974 What if we're meant to be together? 1773 01:00:44,041 --> 01:00:45,642 Jeremy, what if I want to live in a shack 1774 01:00:45,710 --> 01:00:46,643 with you and have 100 kids? 1775 01:00:46,711 --> 01:00:48,178 - Well, congratulations. 1776 01:00:48,245 --> 01:00:50,681 You just had your first fight as a future couple 1777 01:00:50,748 --> 01:00:52,549 since you couldn't end the game! 1778 01:00:52,616 --> 01:00:54,518 - I'm sorry I couldn't kill him. 1779 01:00:54,584 --> 01:00:55,853 He's fucking nice. 1780 01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:57,822 And he's got dreams, and he's a sweetheart. 1781 01:00:57,888 --> 01:00:59,056 - Oh, he's charming? 1782 01:00:59,123 --> 01:01:01,658 Oh, he's fucking Prince Charming. 1783 01:01:01,726 --> 01:01:03,393 Come on, Erica! 1784 01:01:03,460 --> 01:01:04,795 It's fucking Fischbein! 1785 01:01:04,862 --> 01:01:06,330 And you made a promise. 1786 01:01:06,396 --> 01:01:08,232 You're such a bad friend. 1787 01:01:08,298 --> 01:01:09,934 - [SCOFFS] Really? 1788 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,269 Okay, I'm...I'm sorry, when did murder 1789 01:01:12,336 --> 01:01:13,938 become the metric of true friendship? 1790 01:01:14,004 --> 01:01:15,973 - Mikayla, back me up. 1791 01:01:18,208 --> 01:01:19,944 - Hm. 1792 01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:21,311 - Oh, my God. - What? 1793 01:01:21,378 --> 01:01:22,880 - Oh, my God! 1794 01:01:22,947 --> 01:01:24,782 You're glad she didn't finish the game, aren't you? 1795 01:01:24,849 --> 01:01:26,751 - What? No. 1796 01:01:26,817 --> 01:01:28,953 I mean, it's just... 1797 01:01:29,019 --> 01:01:31,055 I'm kind of psyched about my fate. 1798 01:01:31,121 --> 01:01:33,824 You know, it would be awesome to win Hell in a Cell, 1799 01:01:33,891 --> 01:01:36,393 marry up, and honestly, 1800 01:01:36,460 --> 01:01:37,828 these are growing on me. 1801 01:01:37,895 --> 01:01:39,396 - See? I'm not a bad friend. 1802 01:01:39,463 --> 01:01:40,765 - Oh, my God, what did you think was gonna happen? 1803 01:01:40,765 --> 01:01:41,999 You were gonna get that job, 1804 01:01:42,066 --> 01:01:43,400 and you were gonna move back into town, 1805 01:01:43,467 --> 01:01:45,335 and it's gonna be like 2002 1806 01:01:45,402 --> 01:01:47,004 with the Core Three! Core Three! 1807 01:01:47,071 --> 01:01:49,073 Lolz, "Pimp My Ride!" 1808 01:01:49,139 --> 01:01:50,440 - I never said shit about "Pimp My Ride." 1809 01:01:50,507 --> 01:01:51,575 - Okay, what'd you think? 1810 01:01:51,641 --> 01:01:52,476 We were gonna hang out every day? 1811 01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:53,778 What would we talk about? 1812 01:01:53,778 --> 01:01:55,512 The King of Farts? - Ah, Paul Dudley! 1813 01:01:55,579 --> 01:01:57,414 - Oh, shut the fuck up, Josh! 1814 01:01:57,481 --> 01:01:59,016 - That guy rocks, Andy! 1815 01:01:59,083 --> 01:02:02,419 - Erica, you have been MIA for a long time. 1816 01:02:02,486 --> 01:02:04,654 - Okay, I'm...I'm sorry I moved to New York. 1817 01:02:04,789 --> 01:02:06,256 Okay? But here's a question. 1818 01:02:06,323 --> 01:02:09,794 When was the last time any of you checked on me, hmm? 1819 01:02:09,794 --> 01:02:12,863 I'm not gonna lord that over you, though, because I care 1820 01:02:12,930 --> 01:02:14,799 about this friendship and I want it to work. 1821 01:02:14,799 --> 01:02:17,835 In fact, I'm the only one who keeps that text thread movin'. 1822 01:02:17,902 --> 01:02:18,903 - [LAUGHS] 1823 01:02:18,969 --> 01:02:20,404 - Sorry, what text thread? 1824 01:02:20,470 --> 01:02:22,907 - [LAUGHING] Yeah, you're the only one keeping 1825 01:02:22,973 --> 01:02:24,341 that text thread alive... 1826 01:02:24,408 --> 01:02:26,977 - Yeah. - With your cringey memes! 1827 01:02:27,044 --> 01:02:28,078 What do we call her, Mikayla? 1828 01:02:28,145 --> 01:02:29,346 - We don't have to do this, Andy. 1829 01:02:29,413 --> 01:02:30,380 - Tell her. - We don't have to do this. 1830 01:02:30,447 --> 01:02:31,315 - Tell her. - No, no, no. 1831 01:02:31,381 --> 01:02:32,582 I'm curious. 1832 01:02:32,649 --> 01:02:33,918 What do you call me? 1833 01:02:33,984 --> 01:02:35,920 - We call you... 1834 01:02:35,986 --> 01:02:37,487 the Memelord. 1835 01:02:37,554 --> 01:02:40,090 And we have a sidebar text thread 1836 01:02:40,157 --> 01:02:42,927 talking about how cringey yours are. 1837 01:02:42,993 --> 01:02:44,328 - [SCOFFS] 1838 01:02:44,394 --> 01:02:45,963 - Okay, so I'm not in either one of the text threads? 1839 01:02:46,030 --> 01:02:48,098 ALL: Shut the fuck up, Josh! 1840 01:02:48,165 --> 01:02:49,199 - This isn't about you! 1841 01:02:49,266 --> 01:02:51,201 - Yeah, of course it isn't! 1842 01:02:51,268 --> 01:02:53,737 It's never about old Josh, is it? 1843 01:02:53,838 --> 01:02:55,072 I mean, I'm the one that's set to die 1844 01:02:55,139 --> 01:02:56,206 now that Fisch isn't, right? 1845 01:02:56,273 --> 01:02:57,574 - Hopefully. - But whatever. 1846 01:02:57,641 --> 01:02:59,709 Let's just talk about anything else first. 1847 01:02:59,844 --> 01:03:01,078 Huh? 1848 01:03:01,145 --> 01:03:02,980 You guys have always treated me 1849 01:03:03,047 --> 01:03:05,315 like nothing more than an afterthought. 1850 01:03:05,382 --> 01:03:06,150 [TWIG SNAPS] 1851 01:03:06,216 --> 01:03:07,885 - What the hell was that? 1852 01:03:07,952 --> 01:03:09,854 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 1853 01:03:09,887 --> 01:03:11,255 - Oh, my God, it's Mr. Knight. 1854 01:03:11,321 --> 01:03:12,756 What's he doing at Camp Wanabangme? 1855 01:03:12,857 --> 01:03:15,692 - Probably fucking an atlas. That guy's a creep. 1856 01:03:15,759 --> 01:03:17,862 I'm gonna save all our asses. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1857 01:03:17,862 --> 01:03:19,663 - You can thank me later, dildos. 1858 01:03:20,998 --> 01:03:22,599 - Mr. Leonard? - Pop quiz, fuckface! 1859 01:03:22,666 --> 01:03:23,733 [GRUNTS] 1860 01:03:23,868 --> 01:03:25,435 - Oh! - Oh! 1861 01:03:25,502 --> 01:03:26,636 - Ah! 1862 01:03:26,703 --> 01:03:27,972 - [PANTING] 1863 01:03:28,038 --> 01:03:30,140 See? Was that so hard? 1864 01:03:30,207 --> 01:03:32,142 - I mean... - It looked... 1865 01:03:32,209 --> 01:03:33,743 it looked difficult, yeah. - Really hard. 1866 01:03:33,878 --> 01:03:34,879 - But you made it look good. 1867 01:03:34,945 --> 01:03:36,546 - Thank you. 1868 01:03:36,613 --> 01:03:37,481 [ALL GASP] - Ah! 1869 01:03:37,547 --> 01:03:38,515 - [SIGHS] 1870 01:03:40,050 --> 01:03:41,351 That's a detention. 1871 01:03:41,418 --> 01:03:42,352 - [SHRIEKS] 1872 01:03:43,187 --> 01:03:44,421 - Whoa! - Oh! 1873 01:03:44,488 --> 01:03:46,056 - Oh, I think big boy wants to tango, huh? 1874 01:03:46,123 --> 01:03:47,391 Hey! Oopsie. 1875 01:03:47,457 --> 01:03:48,926 - Ooh. - Oh, you know. 1876 01:03:48,993 --> 01:03:49,894 - [GRUNTS] - Oops! 1877 01:03:49,927 --> 01:03:51,328 Nope! Try again. 1878 01:03:51,395 --> 01:03:52,796 - I'm trying to! - Oh! 1879 01:03:52,897 --> 01:03:53,931 That's sad. Upcha! 1880 01:03:53,998 --> 01:03:55,332 - This is getting hard to watch. 1881 01:03:55,399 --> 01:03:57,167 - Don't try to hit me. Hit me. 1882 01:03:57,234 --> 01:04:00,137 Oh! Andy, there are consequences for your actions. 1883 01:04:00,204 --> 01:04:03,908 Why won't you die! 1884 01:04:03,974 --> 01:04:05,542 - [GASPS] - Oh! 1885 01:04:06,911 --> 01:04:07,744 - Oh, wow. - Oh, okay. 1886 01:04:07,811 --> 01:04:09,479 - Is he... 1887 01:04:09,546 --> 01:04:10,647 - [INHALES SHARPLY] - Oh! 1888 01:04:10,714 --> 01:04:11,781 - Ah! - [GASPS] 1889 01:04:11,916 --> 01:04:14,118 - You're gonna do great, kid. 1890 01:04:14,184 --> 01:04:16,453 - Thank you. 1891 01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:17,587 [ALL SIGH] 1892 01:04:17,654 --> 01:04:19,723 - Okay. 1893 01:04:19,789 --> 01:04:21,791 - Fill her up, Josh. 1894 01:04:21,926 --> 01:04:24,294 Shovel's in the grave. 1895 01:04:24,361 --> 01:04:25,729 - You should probably go check his pulse. 1896 01:04:25,795 --> 01:04:28,198 - Me? Don't send the Black one in first. 1897 01:04:28,265 --> 01:04:29,566 You go. - I wanna touch a dead body. 1898 01:04:31,435 --> 01:04:34,504 [DRAMATIC MUSICAL FLOURISH] 1899 01:04:34,571 --> 01:04:38,308 * * 1900 01:04:39,944 --> 01:04:42,846 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1901 01:04:42,947 --> 01:04:46,283 * * 1902 01:04:46,350 --> 01:04:47,351 - Now that my car works, 1903 01:04:47,417 --> 01:04:50,154 I guess I'll see you all never. 1904 01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:52,156 - Sounds like a plan. 1905 01:04:52,222 --> 01:04:56,160 - I guess I'll cut my nails. 1906 01:04:56,226 --> 01:04:58,128 - Later, you fuckin' fucks! 1907 01:04:58,195 --> 01:04:59,629 - Later, babe. 1908 01:05:00,965 --> 01:05:03,433 Careful with my doors. Still leasing this. 1909 01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:05,502 Brand new Mercedes, so please... - Huh, it's a lease? 1910 01:05:05,569 --> 01:05:06,870 - Yeah, it's a lease. [DOOR SLAMS] 1911 01:05:06,971 --> 01:05:09,006 You fucking bitch. 1912 01:05:09,073 --> 01:05:15,845 * * 1913 01:05:15,980 --> 01:05:19,449 [ENGINE RUMBLING] 1914 01:05:19,516 --> 01:05:21,551 - My leg feels better. - That's good. 1915 01:05:21,618 --> 01:05:23,988 - Yeah, it's great. Fantastic. 1916 01:05:23,988 --> 01:05:26,723 - Trick or treat. - Ben! 1917 01:05:26,790 --> 01:05:28,258 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 1918 01:05:29,026 --> 01:05:31,595 [SQUEAKS] 1919 01:05:31,661 --> 01:05:33,463 - I went through so many In N' Out wrappers 1920 01:05:33,530 --> 01:05:35,532 I think I learned a Bible verse. 1921 01:05:35,599 --> 01:05:38,468 But the only thing I wanted off the secret menu was you. 1922 01:05:38,535 --> 01:05:41,638 - Sick line, brah. Sick line. 1923 01:05:41,705 --> 01:05:43,273 Oh, and don't worry about that hickey. 1924 01:05:43,340 --> 01:05:45,475 It's strictly platonic. 1925 01:05:47,844 --> 01:05:50,314 - That's my brother. 1926 01:05:50,380 --> 01:05:52,216 Get out of here. 1927 01:05:53,050 --> 01:05:54,418 - Not gonna ask. 1928 01:05:56,620 --> 01:05:59,789 Can't believe you're letting us drink red over a couch. 1929 01:05:59,856 --> 01:06:01,558 - [CHUCKLES] - Must have really missed me. 1930 01:06:01,625 --> 01:06:03,527 [PHONE BUZZES] Oh, crap. 1931 01:06:03,593 --> 01:06:06,896 - What? - Work stuff. 1932 01:06:07,031 --> 01:06:09,399 - What? - Huh. 1933 01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:11,768 There's been an uprising in Nicaragua. 1934 01:06:11,835 --> 01:06:13,437 They need me on the next flight to Quito. 1935 01:06:13,503 --> 01:06:15,305 - Come on, you just got here. 1936 01:06:15,372 --> 01:06:16,840 - I know, right? 1937 01:06:16,906 --> 01:06:18,408 But it's work. 1938 01:06:18,475 --> 01:06:20,044 You get it. 1939 01:06:20,077 --> 01:06:21,178 Last thing I need is a "Lenny" 1940 01:06:21,245 --> 01:06:22,712 trying to steal my thunder, you know? 1941 01:06:22,779 --> 01:06:26,716 - [SIGHS] I totally get it. Okay. 1942 01:06:26,783 --> 01:06:28,252 I'm just so fucking relieved 1943 01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:30,054 we still have a future together. 1944 01:06:30,087 --> 01:06:31,888 - Why wouldn't we? 1945 01:06:31,955 --> 01:06:34,058 - No reason. 1946 01:06:34,058 --> 01:06:35,325 [SNAKE HISSING] 1947 01:06:35,392 --> 01:06:37,061 Jason Momoa! 1948 01:06:37,094 --> 01:06:38,495 - What? - Um, uh... 1949 01:06:38,562 --> 01:06:39,763 you look just like Jason Momoa. 1950 01:06:39,829 --> 01:06:40,830 That's so crazy I just thought of it. 1951 01:06:40,897 --> 01:06:42,166 You must get that all the time. 1952 01:06:42,232 --> 01:06:43,767 People must confuse you... whoa, that's so crazy. 1953 01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:45,602 So you need to get on that flight to Quito. 1954 01:06:45,669 --> 01:06:46,936 Have a great uprising. - Okay. 1955 01:06:47,071 --> 01:06:49,073 - You need to get your ass on that plane. 1956 01:06:49,139 --> 01:06:50,407 - Well, I... - Okay, and we'll just circle 1957 01:06:50,474 --> 01:06:51,908 back when we're both in Brooklyn, okay? 1958 01:06:51,975 --> 01:06:53,077 - Yeah. Wow. 1959 01:06:53,110 --> 01:06:54,478 Thanks-thanks for understanding. 1960 01:06:54,544 --> 01:06:56,546 - Circling back, babe. Love you. 1961 01:06:56,613 --> 01:06:58,582 [PANTS] Why is it still here? 1962 01:06:58,648 --> 01:07:00,084 Lizzie said this would be over 1963 01:07:00,084 --> 01:07:02,119 like it was for her and her friend. 1964 01:07:02,186 --> 01:07:04,621 Okay? 1965 01:07:04,688 --> 01:07:07,091 Her friend. Oh, my God. 1966 01:07:07,124 --> 01:07:08,592 Uh, N-Nicky. 1967 01:07:08,658 --> 01:07:12,496 Nicky Evans, Ventura. 1968 01:07:12,562 --> 01:07:15,499 [UPBEAT PARTY MUSIC] 1969 01:07:15,565 --> 01:07:20,170 * * 1970 01:07:20,237 --> 01:07:21,305 - Babe! 1971 01:07:21,371 --> 01:07:22,439 - Babe. - You came through. 1972 01:07:22,506 --> 01:07:24,674 Praise Jesus. [BOTH CHUCKLE] 1973 01:07:24,741 --> 01:07:25,842 - Of course. I wouldn't miss it. 1974 01:07:25,909 --> 01:07:27,277 - Okay, well, bathroom's that way, 1975 01:07:27,344 --> 01:07:28,645 because this ain't it. 1976 01:07:28,712 --> 01:07:30,247 But then we have so many people to meet. 1977 01:07:30,314 --> 01:07:31,881 God, I swear, Andy, 1978 01:07:31,948 --> 01:07:33,517 once you start training us for free, 1979 01:07:33,583 --> 01:07:35,385 you'll totes get that follower count up, henny. 1980 01:07:35,452 --> 01:07:37,121 - Wait, for, uh, free? What? 1981 01:07:37,154 --> 01:07:39,356 - [SQUEALS] Okay, wait. My boyfriend is on his way. 1982 01:07:39,423 --> 01:07:40,690 How's our ass? - Yeah, it looks 1983 01:07:40,757 --> 01:07:42,559 oh, so fat. [BOTH LAUGH] 1984 01:07:42,626 --> 01:07:43,560 Girl, see ya later. 1985 01:07:43,627 --> 01:07:45,162 [GASPS, SCREAMS] 1986 01:07:45,229 --> 01:07:47,497 - We've been following you, Andy Leonard. 1987 01:07:47,564 --> 01:07:48,665 - Okay. [CHUCKLES] 1988 01:07:48,732 --> 01:07:49,899 Candace's friends, right? 1989 01:07:49,966 --> 01:07:52,136 Oh, yes. "Handmaid's Tale." Love it. 1990 01:07:52,136 --> 01:07:53,370 What's your handle? I'll follow you girls too. 1991 01:07:53,437 --> 01:07:55,139 Okay, we're walking. Okay. 1992 01:07:55,172 --> 01:07:58,442 * * 1993 01:07:58,508 --> 01:08:00,310 - I wanted to trick or treat. 1994 01:08:00,377 --> 01:08:01,545 - Yeah, yeah, I know, baby. 1995 01:08:01,611 --> 01:08:03,513 But this is...this is way better. 1996 01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:05,315 Damn, this place is nice. 1997 01:08:06,750 --> 01:08:09,986 Oh, shit. I hope he still likes me. 1998 01:08:10,053 --> 01:08:12,322 - That guy? Why wouldn't he like you? 1999 01:08:12,389 --> 01:08:14,358 - Well, because we broke the... [GASPS] Oh. 2000 01:08:14,424 --> 01:08:16,160 - Whoopsies. [CHUCKLES] 2001 01:08:16,193 --> 01:08:17,927 You know what that means, right? 2002 01:08:17,994 --> 01:08:19,229 You fall in love with the first man 2003 01:08:19,296 --> 01:08:21,265 you lay eyes on. Me. 2004 01:08:21,331 --> 01:08:22,932 Joey Fatone. 2005 01:08:22,999 --> 01:08:25,602 - So are we, like, still a thing? 2006 01:08:25,669 --> 01:08:29,506 - Baby, no one can resist Cupid's arrow. 2007 01:08:29,573 --> 01:08:31,741 Yow! - Oh. [CHUCKLES] 2008 01:08:31,808 --> 01:08:33,042 Don't look at that. 2009 01:08:33,177 --> 01:08:34,444 - They don't call me "fat one" for nothing. 2010 01:08:34,511 --> 01:08:37,714 - Oh, my God. Come on, come on. 2011 01:08:39,216 --> 01:08:41,185 - Okay. That's a pretty normal house. 2012 01:08:42,686 --> 01:08:44,354 Holy shit. 2013 01:08:44,421 --> 01:08:46,723 - And then there's my best friend, Nicky Evans. 2014 01:08:46,790 --> 01:08:49,193 Killing Howie saved Nicky's life. 2015 01:08:49,259 --> 01:08:51,094 Unless you've seen a lumberjack with triplets 2016 01:08:51,195 --> 01:08:53,430 tooling around in a monster truck? 2017 01:08:53,963 --> 01:08:55,765 - That better be a boat. 2018 01:08:58,935 --> 01:09:01,371 Oh. Shit. That's not good. 2019 01:09:01,438 --> 01:09:04,241 Monster truck, triplets. 2020 01:09:04,308 --> 01:09:06,410 If this guy is a lumberjack, I'm gonna fucking... 2021 01:09:06,476 --> 01:09:08,778 [SCREAMS] - Hey, Jesus. 2022 01:09:08,845 --> 01:09:13,717 - [GASPS] - This is private property. 2023 01:09:13,783 --> 01:09:16,453 - Nicky Evans? - Yeah, who's asking? 2024 01:09:19,756 --> 01:09:21,558 - My friends and I played this, too. 2025 01:09:21,625 --> 01:09:24,328 So I don't fucking understand 2026 01:09:24,394 --> 01:09:27,096 how this is possible because Lizzie said that... 2027 01:09:27,231 --> 01:09:29,433 - Wait. 2028 01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:32,236 My girls and their mother will be home soon. 2029 01:09:32,236 --> 01:09:34,037 Why don't you come join me in the mouth of hell? 2030 01:09:34,103 --> 01:09:36,240 [DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING] 2031 01:09:40,244 --> 01:09:43,647 - Oh. That's the name of your monster truck. 2032 01:09:43,713 --> 01:09:44,848 - Yeah, what'd you think I meant? 2033 01:09:44,914 --> 01:09:48,051 - I, um...it felt... it felt ominous. 2034 01:09:48,117 --> 01:09:49,453 - Oh, no, it's just the name of the truck. 2035 01:09:49,519 --> 01:09:50,754 Come on. - Okay. 2036 01:09:50,820 --> 01:09:52,088 You just parkour into this or what? 2037 01:09:52,155 --> 01:09:53,590 - No, no, I got a ladder. They supply a ladder. 2038 01:09:53,657 --> 01:09:55,992 When you get a monster truck, they give you a ladder. 2039 01:09:57,327 --> 01:09:59,896 - [SIGHS] - The curse was never broken. 2040 01:09:59,963 --> 01:10:01,931 - What do you mean the curse was never broken? 2041 01:10:01,998 --> 01:10:04,601 Lizzie lives in the nuthouse, not a shack. 2042 01:10:04,668 --> 01:10:08,104 - The State Hospital and Asylum for Convicted Killers? 2043 01:10:08,171 --> 01:10:10,640 Are you familiar with the word acronym? 2044 01:10:10,707 --> 01:10:15,612 - State Hosp...S-H-A-C-K. Oh, my God. 2045 01:10:15,679 --> 01:10:17,681 - You know, look, I know it's rough, 2046 01:10:17,747 --> 01:10:21,050 especially at first, but... [SIGHS] 2047 01:10:21,117 --> 01:10:24,321 Even though Stacy has her claws in you, 2048 01:10:24,388 --> 01:10:25,855 it's not a dead end. 2049 01:10:25,922 --> 01:10:27,991 I mean, my kids are great. I have a solid marriage. 2050 01:10:28,057 --> 01:10:30,860 You know, I mean, sure, it's virtually impossible 2051 01:10:30,927 --> 01:10:32,496 to parallel park this beast, 2052 01:10:32,562 --> 01:10:35,131 but at least nobody fucks with me on the 101 2053 01:10:35,198 --> 01:10:37,200 when I press the button. - What button? 2054 01:10:37,267 --> 01:10:39,836 - Oh, ho, ho. This button right here. 2055 01:10:39,903 --> 01:10:42,038 [CHUCKLES] Watch this. 2056 01:10:43,172 --> 01:10:44,641 Oh. 2057 01:10:45,509 --> 01:10:48,244 - Oh, my God. You do that on the freeway? 2058 01:10:48,312 --> 01:10:50,847 - I do it on the freeway. I do it on side streets. 2059 01:10:50,914 --> 01:10:53,149 I'll do it in cul-de-sac, I don't give a shit. 2060 01:10:53,216 --> 01:10:55,285 Sometimes I'll do it in the Trader Joe's parking lot. 2061 01:10:55,352 --> 01:10:56,753 I mean, I'm gonna share something with you 2062 01:10:56,820 --> 01:10:58,788 that I probably shouldn't. 2063 01:10:58,855 --> 01:11:02,125 But it's true what they say about dudes and big trucks. 2064 01:11:02,191 --> 01:11:04,961 [LAUGHS] I am completely compensating 2065 01:11:05,028 --> 01:11:06,396 for my too small... - Oh, you don't need to... 2066 01:11:06,463 --> 01:11:08,965 - No, no, you didn't know what I was gonna say. 2067 01:11:09,032 --> 01:11:10,434 Let me finish. - Oh. 2068 01:11:10,500 --> 01:11:12,369 - I am completely compensating for my small penis. 2069 01:11:12,436 --> 01:11:14,338 - Okay, that's definitely what I thought you were gonna say. 2070 01:11:14,338 --> 01:11:16,039 - Oh, well, then I guess I didn't need to finish. 2071 01:11:16,105 --> 01:11:18,074 Anyway... [SIGHS] 2072 01:11:18,141 --> 01:11:19,609 - I just can't understand why Lizzie would lie to us. 2073 01:11:19,676 --> 01:11:22,446 I mean, doesn't she know all of your shit came true? 2074 01:11:22,512 --> 01:11:24,414 - Course she knows. 2075 01:11:24,481 --> 01:11:27,351 You know, I'm... I'm pretty sure I told her. 2076 01:11:27,351 --> 01:11:28,818 - What? 2077 01:11:28,885 --> 01:11:30,587 - Well, I...I...look, Stacy 2078 01:11:30,654 --> 01:11:32,956 sets us off in very different directions, okay? 2079 01:11:33,022 --> 01:11:34,591 - You never told Lizzie? 2080 01:11:34,658 --> 01:11:38,261 - You think being a woodsman- girl dad three times over 2081 01:11:38,362 --> 01:11:40,063 gives you extra free time? 2082 01:11:40,129 --> 01:11:42,532 I mean, besides, I'm constantly in training 2083 01:11:42,599 --> 01:11:44,468 for the Paul Bunyan competition every year... 2084 01:11:44,534 --> 01:11:46,135 - Fuck the Paul Bunyan competition! 2085 01:11:46,202 --> 01:11:48,137 - Oh, that's easy to say when you're not a lumberjack! 2086 01:11:48,204 --> 01:11:50,540 - Lizzie was your best friend. 2087 01:11:52,742 --> 01:11:56,212 - Yeah, well, you know, we're...still pretty close. 2088 01:11:56,279 --> 01:11:58,882 - Yeah, the fuck you are. 2089 01:11:58,948 --> 01:12:00,116 The only joy she has in life 2090 01:12:00,183 --> 01:12:02,619 is thinking she saved yours. 2091 01:12:02,686 --> 01:12:04,087 When was the last time you took the 40 minutes 2092 01:12:04,153 --> 01:12:06,089 to drive and say hi? 2093 01:12:09,058 --> 01:12:10,660 - Oh, my God, I'm an asshole. 2094 01:12:10,727 --> 01:12:13,397 - You have to go see her. 2095 01:12:13,397 --> 01:12:15,198 Bring her some crayons. She has, like, two: 2096 01:12:15,264 --> 01:12:16,633 purple and black. - I can't. 2097 01:12:16,700 --> 01:12:17,734 Okay? 2098 01:12:17,801 --> 01:12:19,068 It would be too awkward, 2099 01:12:19,135 --> 01:12:21,571 and she would be so mad at me. 2100 01:12:21,638 --> 01:12:22,772 - Yeah, probably, 2101 01:12:22,839 --> 01:12:27,110 but avoiding conflict isn't friendship. 2102 01:12:27,176 --> 01:12:28,478 You're being a coward. 2103 01:12:28,545 --> 01:12:29,913 - Well, maybe I am a coward, all right? 2104 01:12:29,979 --> 01:12:32,015 - Oh, my God. Wow. 2105 01:12:32,081 --> 01:12:34,418 You don't need to do that. Jesus. 2106 01:12:34,451 --> 01:12:37,521 - Nicky Evans, the cowardly lumberj...jack. 2107 01:12:37,587 --> 01:12:38,922 - Oh, no. 2108 01:12:38,988 --> 01:12:40,990 - [WEEPS] 2109 01:12:41,057 --> 01:12:42,459 - You're okay. 2110 01:12:42,526 --> 01:12:44,494 - Here, hold this. - What? 2111 01:12:46,095 --> 01:12:47,764 You're gonna go pee-pee? 2112 01:12:50,333 --> 01:12:52,068 - Erica, I need you to do me a favor. 2113 01:12:52,135 --> 01:12:54,571 - What? 2114 01:12:54,638 --> 01:12:56,473 - I need you to push the button. 2115 01:12:56,540 --> 01:12:57,707 - Okay, I'm not gonna do that. 2116 01:12:57,774 --> 01:13:00,143 - Push the goddamn button! Push the button! 2117 01:13:00,209 --> 01:13:01,711 - I don't deserve the Golden Bunyan. 2118 01:13:01,778 --> 01:13:02,879 Push the button! 2119 01:13:02,946 --> 01:13:06,550 - I'm not gonna flambé your face, dude! 2120 01:13:06,616 --> 01:13:08,351 But I am gonna make things right with my friends. 2121 01:13:08,452 --> 01:13:09,786 Okay, and I think you should 2122 01:13:09,853 --> 01:13:11,921 grow some balls and do the same with Lizzie. 2123 01:13:11,988 --> 01:13:14,323 - My balls are fine. 2124 01:13:14,458 --> 01:13:16,025 It's my penis that's the issue. 2125 01:13:16,092 --> 01:13:17,827 - Oh, my God. 2126 01:13:17,894 --> 01:13:18,862 - I'm starting to regret 2127 01:13:18,928 --> 01:13:20,363 sharing that information with you. 2128 01:13:21,731 --> 01:13:24,534 - Welcome to my N'SYNC-tuary! 2129 01:13:24,601 --> 01:13:26,269 - Oh, my God. 2130 01:13:26,335 --> 01:13:28,472 - Look at these Moon Men. 2131 01:13:28,538 --> 01:13:30,339 - Yeah. Winning those bad boys 2132 01:13:30,474 --> 01:13:33,242 makes you feel like Neil Armstrong himself. 2133 01:13:33,309 --> 01:13:34,978 Hey, easy there, Tater Tot. 2134 01:13:35,044 --> 01:13:37,313 Those are gonna be in the Hard Rock Café one day. 2135 01:13:37,380 --> 01:13:39,516 - Isabella, you have to be respectful. 2136 01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:41,485 This is our chance to change our lives! 2137 01:13:41,485 --> 01:13:43,653 - Why would we wanna change our lives? 2138 01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:47,957 - Because I...because we... uh... 2139 01:13:48,024 --> 01:13:49,392 don't you want this mansion? 2140 01:13:49,493 --> 01:13:50,560 Don't you want a stepdad 2141 01:13:50,627 --> 01:13:52,295 who's been on "The Masked Singer"? 2142 01:13:52,361 --> 01:13:54,330 Don't you want me to be the coolest mom in school? 2143 01:13:54,397 --> 01:13:56,065 - You're already the coolest. 2144 01:13:56,132 --> 01:13:57,233 - Oh, come on. 2145 01:13:57,300 --> 01:13:59,002 I can't compete with Arden's mom 2146 01:13:59,068 --> 01:14:00,537 and her gluten-free crostinis. 2147 01:14:00,604 --> 01:14:02,371 I pack Meatball Delites for you. 2148 01:14:02,506 --> 01:14:04,140 - Arden's mom's crostinis suck shit. 2149 01:14:04,207 --> 01:14:05,274 - Oh. 2150 01:14:05,341 --> 01:14:06,309 - It's why Arden throws them out. 2151 01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:08,011 She eats your sandwiches. 2152 01:14:08,077 --> 01:14:10,413 I share them with her. 2153 01:14:10,514 --> 01:14:12,516 Can we go trick-or-treating? 2154 01:14:14,217 --> 01:14:15,785 - Yes, baby. Let's go. 2155 01:14:15,852 --> 01:14:17,253 - Hey, wait. You can't go just yet. 2156 01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:19,122 Mikayla, listen. 2157 01:14:19,188 --> 01:14:20,557 Once you said you were coming, 2158 01:14:20,624 --> 01:14:23,927 I knew it wasn't just gonna be a Halloween party. 2159 01:14:23,993 --> 01:14:25,595 It's gonna be a wedding! 2160 01:14:25,662 --> 01:14:27,764 - [GASPS] 2161 01:14:27,831 --> 01:14:30,800 - Wow, those nails are freaking nasty. 2162 01:14:31,968 --> 01:14:33,870 Zaddy like. 2163 01:14:33,937 --> 01:14:36,873 [EERIE MUSIC] 2164 01:14:36,940 --> 01:14:38,107 * * 2165 01:14:38,174 --> 01:14:39,543 - [MOANING AND GASPING] 2166 01:14:39,609 --> 01:14:41,545 - Oh, God! - Jesus Christ! 2167 01:14:41,611 --> 01:14:43,179 - Fart. You're an animal! 2168 01:14:43,246 --> 01:14:45,615 - You ever fucking knock? - Okay, look. 2169 01:14:45,682 --> 01:14:47,951 I don't wanna tell you this under these circumstances, 2170 01:14:48,017 --> 01:14:50,253 but look, I'm sorry 2171 01:14:50,319 --> 01:14:52,021 I didn't tell you I was coming home, okay? 2172 01:14:52,088 --> 01:14:54,457 And for always treating you like an afterthought 2173 01:14:54,558 --> 01:14:56,993 when the truth is, you've always been our fourth. 2174 01:14:57,060 --> 01:14:59,796 But the game is still on, 2175 01:14:59,863 --> 01:15:01,598 so I'm gonna need you to wash up, okay? 2176 01:15:01,665 --> 01:15:02,966 'Cause we're going to a party. 2177 01:15:03,032 --> 01:15:04,300 - Wait, you and me? 2178 01:15:04,367 --> 01:15:05,935 - Yes. - Tight. 2179 01:15:06,002 --> 01:15:07,804 - So you're gonna need to put on some pants. 2180 01:15:07,871 --> 01:15:09,138 All right, yeah. I'm just gonna make some coffee 2181 01:15:09,205 --> 01:15:10,239 'cause I'm super tired from digging graves 2182 01:15:10,306 --> 01:15:11,340 and jerking off all day. 2183 01:15:11,407 --> 01:15:12,341 - Okay, there's no time for that. 2184 01:15:12,408 --> 01:15:13,610 Drink this. - All right. Oh! 2185 01:15:13,677 --> 01:15:14,844 - Good catch with all that lube. 2186 01:15:14,911 --> 01:15:16,112 Okay, chop, chop. 2187 01:15:16,179 --> 01:15:17,581 Wash your dick. 2188 01:15:17,647 --> 01:15:20,216 - 10,000 followers, here I come. 2189 01:15:20,283 --> 01:15:22,085 Ow! 2190 01:15:22,151 --> 01:15:25,154 - We are the Students of the Knight's Order. 2191 01:15:25,221 --> 01:15:26,790 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 2192 01:15:26,856 --> 01:15:30,026 - Ah, and you're all...naked. 2193 01:15:30,093 --> 01:15:31,895 [LAUGHS] I had no idea 2194 01:15:31,961 --> 01:15:33,462 that Mr. Knight's adult study group 2195 01:15:33,597 --> 01:15:35,932 was so, um, adult. 2196 01:15:35,999 --> 01:15:37,166 - It's his no longer. 2197 01:15:37,233 --> 01:15:38,434 He who vanquishes 2198 01:15:38,501 --> 01:15:40,136 the Great Knight on All Hallow's Eve 2199 01:15:40,203 --> 01:15:41,805 fulfills the divine prophecy, 2200 01:15:41,871 --> 01:15:44,473 and you did, back at the campground. 2201 01:15:44,608 --> 01:15:47,176 You're our leader now. 2202 01:15:47,243 --> 01:15:49,245 - Oh, fuck me. 2203 01:15:49,312 --> 01:15:50,614 - With pleasure. 2204 01:15:50,614 --> 01:15:53,049 The new Knight has ordered the bacchanal. 2205 01:15:53,116 --> 01:15:54,117 - No, I ordered nothing. 2206 01:15:54,183 --> 01:15:56,219 - Take me, Andy. 2207 01:15:56,285 --> 01:15:58,154 Take me and brand my ball sack. 2208 01:15:58,221 --> 01:16:01,625 - [SCREAMING] 2209 01:16:01,625 --> 01:16:04,628 [POP HALLOWEEN MUSIC PLAYING] 2210 01:16:04,628 --> 01:16:11,768 * * 2211 01:16:14,503 --> 01:16:16,139 - Now I'm ready to trick-or-treat. 2212 01:16:16,205 --> 01:16:21,377 * * 2213 01:16:21,444 --> 01:16:22,746 BOTH: What are you doing here? 2214 01:16:22,812 --> 01:16:23,913 - Doesn't matter. The game never... 2215 01:16:23,980 --> 01:16:25,248 - Never ended? Yeah, I figured that out 2216 01:16:25,314 --> 01:16:26,515 when fucking NXIVM showed up. 2217 01:16:26,650 --> 01:16:27,751 - Hey. 2218 01:16:27,817 --> 01:16:29,518 - Oh, no. Turn around, Brad. 2219 01:16:29,653 --> 01:16:31,520 - Wait, I need to say something. 2220 01:16:31,655 --> 01:16:34,123 Okay? 2221 01:16:34,190 --> 01:16:36,425 You guys are right. 2222 01:16:36,492 --> 01:16:38,227 I mean, 2223 01:16:38,294 --> 01:16:39,863 we've all changed a ton, 2224 01:16:39,929 --> 01:16:41,264 and we don't have what we used to, 2225 01:16:41,330 --> 01:16:42,732 and we never will again, 2226 01:16:42,799 --> 01:16:44,067 - Oh, wow, that's really nice. - That was rude. 2227 01:16:44,133 --> 01:16:45,969 - We were codependent little freaks growing up. 2228 01:16:46,035 --> 01:16:47,671 We spent every minute together. 2229 01:16:47,704 --> 01:16:49,773 That shit's not sustainable. 2230 01:16:49,839 --> 01:16:51,240 I wanted to see everything was the same, 2231 01:16:51,307 --> 01:16:53,209 because if it was, it means I didn't miss anything, 2232 01:16:53,276 --> 01:16:54,410 and I wasn't a bad friend. 2233 01:16:54,477 --> 01:16:57,380 But I was. 2234 01:16:57,446 --> 01:16:59,683 Whatever my future holds, 2235 01:16:59,683 --> 01:17:01,050 I need you guys in it. 2236 01:17:01,117 --> 01:17:02,218 - Yeah? 2237 01:17:02,285 --> 01:17:03,419 - I'm sorry. 2238 01:17:03,486 --> 01:17:05,521 - No, I'm sorry. 2239 01:17:05,588 --> 01:17:07,924 I...I've been a huge, 2240 01:17:07,991 --> 01:17:11,127 veiny, throbbing, oozing dick 2241 01:17:11,194 --> 01:17:14,463 about the whole kill-Fischbein thing, 2242 01:17:14,530 --> 01:17:15,899 calling you a memelord, 2243 01:17:15,965 --> 01:17:17,500 and Mikayla, I'm so sorry 2244 01:17:17,566 --> 01:17:18,735 that I pushed you away all those years. 2245 01:17:18,802 --> 01:17:19,903 - No, no, no, I'm so sorry 2246 01:17:19,969 --> 01:17:21,137 I made fun of you and your friends! 2247 01:17:21,204 --> 01:17:22,972 - Oh, those users are not my friends. 2248 01:17:23,039 --> 01:17:24,140 - Aw. 2249 01:17:24,207 --> 01:17:26,542 - I'm just a tiny little toxic man. 2250 01:17:26,609 --> 01:17:28,344 - Yeah. 2251 01:17:28,411 --> 01:17:31,414 I protect my heart by wrapping it in barbed wire, 2252 01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:33,950 but the truth is, 2253 01:17:34,017 --> 01:17:36,385 truth is, those barbs cut both ways. 2254 01:17:36,452 --> 01:17:38,154 - Well, that's how barbed wire works, but... 2255 01:17:38,221 --> 01:17:40,089 Barbed wire's... [MURMURS] Is that sharp. 2256 01:17:40,156 --> 01:17:41,958 - I may have never fucked a chick before... 2257 01:17:42,025 --> 01:17:43,727 - Oh... 2258 01:17:43,727 --> 01:17:45,261 - But I sure do fucks with you guys, you know? 2259 01:17:45,328 --> 01:17:46,562 - [MURMURS] 2260 01:17:46,629 --> 01:17:48,364 - Hold me. - No, no, you stay there. 2261 01:17:48,431 --> 01:17:50,466 - You're probably right. I'll just stand here. 2262 01:17:50,533 --> 01:17:51,935 - You guys, 2263 01:17:52,001 --> 01:17:54,738 whenever your mansions or apartments need plumbing, 2264 01:17:54,771 --> 01:17:55,872 I'm your bitch. 2265 01:17:55,939 --> 01:17:57,406 - Aww. - Thanks, bitch. 2266 01:17:57,473 --> 01:17:58,975 - Also, guys, 2267 01:17:59,042 --> 01:18:02,245 SummerSlam happens every summer! 2268 01:18:02,311 --> 01:18:06,649 So you guys are VIP to the square ring. 2269 01:18:06,750 --> 01:18:08,617 - Dude, I am so down... 2270 01:18:08,752 --> 01:18:10,219 you know, until I, you know, die, 2271 01:18:10,286 --> 01:18:11,487 'cause that's gonna happen still. 2272 01:18:11,554 --> 01:18:12,756 - That's a bummer. - Yeah. 2273 01:18:14,523 --> 01:18:15,959 - What the shit is that? 2274 01:18:16,025 --> 01:18:18,361 Excuse me. - What? 2275 01:18:18,427 --> 01:18:20,797 - * I like the way you do that right there * 2276 01:18:20,864 --> 01:18:22,065 - 'Sup, Ben? 2277 01:18:22,131 --> 01:18:24,467 - Erica! You're here! 2278 01:18:24,533 --> 01:18:26,102 [CLEARS THROAT] You're here! 2279 01:18:26,169 --> 01:18:27,536 - Baby, who the hell is this? 2280 01:18:27,603 --> 01:18:29,906 - Uh, I'm Ben's girlfriend. Who the hell are you? 2281 01:18:29,973 --> 01:18:32,842 - Uh, Candace Nicaragua. 2282 01:18:32,909 --> 01:18:35,044 From TikTok? - Boo. 2283 01:18:35,111 --> 01:18:37,914 - We matched on Raya, like, a year ago. 2284 01:18:37,981 --> 01:18:41,785 - So this was the flight you had to catch to Nicaragua. 2285 01:18:41,785 --> 01:18:43,152 Oh, my God. 2286 01:18:43,219 --> 01:18:45,321 You didn't come out here to celebrate me. 2287 01:18:45,388 --> 01:18:48,557 Every time you're busy or you have "work" in LA, 2288 01:18:48,624 --> 01:18:50,493 you're just "in Nicaragua"? 2289 01:18:50,559 --> 01:18:52,962 - No, he's in LA, fucking me. 2290 01:18:53,029 --> 01:18:54,097 - That's what I meant, bitch. 2291 01:18:54,163 --> 01:18:55,331 - [LAUGHS] - Okay, Erica, 2292 01:18:55,398 --> 01:18:57,500 I actually do come here for shoots, 2293 01:18:57,566 --> 01:18:59,936 and I'm flying out to Quito in an hour. 2294 01:19:00,003 --> 01:19:02,471 - Oh, yeah? Well, Quito is in Ecuador. 2295 01:19:02,538 --> 01:19:07,010 - Yeah, and cheaters get choke-slammed! 2296 01:19:07,076 --> 01:19:09,813 * * 2297 01:19:09,813 --> 01:19:13,182 - Andy, you're seriously with these musty old bitches? 2298 01:19:13,249 --> 01:19:16,619 - Hey, I will never apologize for my friends 2299 01:19:16,685 --> 01:19:19,488 or the fact that I like succulents and skinny jeans, 2300 01:19:19,555 --> 01:19:21,925 and I remember exactly where I was on 9/11. 2301 01:19:21,991 --> 01:19:23,459 I was at the orthodontist, 2302 01:19:23,526 --> 01:19:24,727 because I remember asking 2303 01:19:24,828 --> 01:19:26,729 for red, white, and blue rubber bands 2304 01:19:26,830 --> 01:19:28,731 because it was really sad! 2305 01:19:28,832 --> 01:19:30,633 Okay? And I don't care! 2306 01:19:32,001 --> 01:19:35,104 I'm Andy goddamn Leonard, 2307 01:19:35,171 --> 01:19:38,741 and I was born in 1990, 2308 01:19:38,842 --> 01:19:42,645 and I'm ch-ch-cheugy! 2309 01:19:42,711 --> 01:19:43,947 And I love it! 2310 01:19:44,013 --> 01:19:45,681 - So gross. 2311 01:19:45,748 --> 01:19:47,283 - Shut the fuck up! 2312 01:19:47,350 --> 01:19:48,852 - Yeah, I'm gonna die soon... - Don't touch me. 2313 01:19:48,918 --> 01:19:50,519 - Okay, that's fair. 2314 01:19:54,357 --> 01:19:55,992 - I'm gonna dedicate this next song 2315 01:19:56,059 --> 01:19:58,561 to a very, very special woman. 2316 01:19:58,627 --> 01:20:00,563 Mikayla Sanders, 2317 01:20:00,629 --> 01:20:03,299 this one's for you. 2318 01:20:03,366 --> 01:20:06,102 - * You're all I ever wanted * 2319 01:20:06,169 --> 01:20:07,837 - Wait, wait, wait. This is our song 2320 01:20:07,904 --> 01:20:09,405 from the Fall Lip Sync. 2321 01:20:09,472 --> 01:20:10,706 This isn't his song! 2322 01:20:10,773 --> 01:20:12,741 - Joseph Anthony Fatone, 2323 01:20:12,808 --> 01:20:14,810 you stop playing that right now! 2324 01:20:14,878 --> 01:20:16,745 - No way. I love you! 2325 01:20:16,812 --> 01:20:19,682 [ALL CHEER] 2326 01:20:19,748 --> 01:20:21,650 - You know what? Fuck it. 2327 01:20:21,717 --> 01:20:23,386 It's Core Four time. 2328 01:20:23,452 --> 01:20:25,922 - Core Four? You just make that up? 2329 01:20:25,989 --> 01:20:27,490 - Rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? 2330 01:20:27,556 --> 01:20:28,858 Heads up. 2331 01:20:28,925 --> 01:20:33,296 - * It's hard to say I'm sorry * 2332 01:20:33,362 --> 01:20:37,366 * It's hard to make the things I did undone * 2333 01:20:37,433 --> 01:20:44,140 * A lesson I've learned too well for sure * 2334 01:20:44,207 --> 01:20:46,309 [ALL VOCALIZING] 2335 01:20:46,375 --> 01:20:49,913 * So don't hang up the phone now * 2336 01:20:49,979 --> 01:20:55,118 * I'm trying to figure out just what to do * 2337 01:20:55,184 --> 01:20:56,920 - [LAUGHS] That's my girl. 2338 01:20:56,986 --> 01:21:01,024 - * Without you * 2339 01:21:01,090 --> 01:21:05,461 * You're all I ever wanted * 2340 01:21:05,528 --> 01:21:09,632 * You're all I ever needed, yeah * 2341 01:21:09,698 --> 01:21:13,937 - [COUGHING] 2342 01:21:13,970 --> 01:21:17,206 - * When I want you back * 2343 01:21:17,273 --> 01:21:18,942 - Josh, are you okay? 2344 01:21:18,942 --> 01:21:20,543 Oh, my God, the energy drink. 2345 01:21:20,609 --> 01:21:22,411 Is this what kills you? - [RETCHES] 2346 01:21:22,478 --> 01:21:24,313 [ALL GASP] 2347 01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:27,150 - The curse! It's breaking! 2348 01:21:27,216 --> 01:21:29,185 - "The key is in what friendship takes." 2349 01:21:29,252 --> 01:21:30,853 That wasn't about Stacy Friendship. 2350 01:21:30,954 --> 01:21:32,088 - It was about our friendship! 2351 01:21:32,155 --> 01:21:34,023 - Oh, my God. We have to keep dancing. 2352 01:21:34,090 --> 01:21:35,758 - We do? 2353 01:21:35,824 --> 01:21:38,094 - We got this. - Okay. 2354 01:21:38,161 --> 01:21:40,363 * * 2355 01:21:40,429 --> 01:21:44,467 - * You're all I ever wanted * 2356 01:21:44,533 --> 01:21:46,970 * You're all I ever needed * 2357 01:21:46,970 --> 01:21:48,804 - Even when she pukes, she's hot. 2358 01:21:48,871 --> 01:21:51,840 - * So tell me what to do now * 2359 01:21:51,975 --> 01:21:55,078 * When I want you back * 2360 01:21:55,144 --> 01:21:57,646 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 2361 01:21:57,713 --> 01:21:59,782 - Holy fuck! 2362 01:21:59,848 --> 01:22:02,085 That shit was inside of us? 2363 01:22:02,151 --> 01:22:09,258 * * 2364 01:22:09,492 --> 01:22:12,295 - [DISTORTED] No! 2365 01:22:12,361 --> 01:22:15,331 You bitches are supposed to be finished! 2366 01:22:16,432 --> 01:22:19,335 [HEROIC MUSIC] 2367 01:22:19,402 --> 01:22:21,537 - Game over, bitch. 2368 01:22:21,604 --> 01:22:23,872 - Game over, bitch. - Game over, bitch! 2369 01:22:24,007 --> 01:22:25,341 - That's enough. - Okay. 2370 01:22:25,408 --> 01:22:27,110 - * When I want * 2371 01:22:27,176 --> 01:22:29,812 * You back * 2372 01:22:30,879 --> 01:22:33,616 [CELL PHONE CHIMING] 2373 01:22:36,685 --> 01:22:38,787 - [GROANS] 2374 01:22:38,854 --> 01:22:40,356 - October 31st. 2375 01:22:40,423 --> 01:22:42,225 - Mm. God Oh, God. 2376 01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:45,494 Either I slept weird, or I am super sore 2377 01:22:45,561 --> 01:22:47,530 from choke-slamming your boyfriend through a table. 2378 01:22:47,596 --> 01:22:48,664 Agh. 2379 01:22:48,731 --> 01:22:50,199 Ugh. - Mikayla, your nails. 2380 01:22:50,266 --> 01:22:52,101 - What? Oh! 2381 01:22:52,168 --> 01:22:53,469 No more world record? 2382 01:22:55,204 --> 01:22:56,439 - The book. - What? 2383 01:22:56,505 --> 01:22:57,906 - It's gone. - What? 2384 01:22:58,041 --> 01:23:00,176 - And the snake, which means... 2385 01:23:00,243 --> 01:23:02,311 - Oh, my God. - Josh! 2386 01:23:02,378 --> 01:23:03,679 Josh. - [STARTS] 2387 01:23:03,746 --> 01:23:05,414 [ALL SCREAM] 2388 01:23:06,549 --> 01:23:08,917 - Holy shit. I'm alive. 2389 01:23:09,052 --> 01:23:10,686 Oh, my God. - Yeah! 2390 01:23:10,753 --> 01:23:12,888 - I'm gonna live. I'm gonna live! 2391 01:23:12,955 --> 01:23:16,925 I'm gonna live! I'm gonna live! 2392 01:23:17,060 --> 01:23:19,762 You there! Boy in the blue! 2393 01:23:19,828 --> 01:23:20,929 What day is this? 2394 01:23:21,064 --> 01:23:22,865 - Fuck you, old man! 2395 01:23:22,931 --> 01:23:24,100 - All right. 2396 01:23:24,167 --> 01:23:25,668 - Dick bitch ass. 2397 01:23:27,336 --> 01:23:28,571 - You know, guys, I gotta tell you, 2398 01:23:28,637 --> 01:23:30,439 in hindsight, that was pretty fucking fun. 2399 01:23:30,506 --> 01:23:32,408 - No. Josh, what the fuck? 2400 01:23:32,475 --> 01:23:33,676 - Oh, wow. 2401 01:23:33,742 --> 01:23:36,812 The whole N'SYNC posse is in the hizzie. 2402 01:23:36,879 --> 01:23:37,880 [SCATS] 2403 01:23:37,946 --> 01:23:39,182 - Ooh, wow. 2404 01:23:39,248 --> 01:23:40,916 Your memory's sick, bro! 2405 01:23:40,983 --> 01:23:42,085 - Please. 2406 01:23:42,118 --> 01:23:43,452 You used to play that album so much, 2407 01:23:43,519 --> 01:23:45,221 you practically beat me over the head with it. 2408 01:23:45,288 --> 01:23:48,524 [ALL LAUGH] - 'Cause...'cause you... 2409 01:23:48,591 --> 01:23:49,958 - Only figuratively, though. 2410 01:23:50,093 --> 01:23:51,527 - [LAUGHS] Huh? 2411 01:23:51,594 --> 01:23:53,096 - Happy Halloween! 2412 01:23:53,162 --> 01:23:54,830 - Uh... 2413 01:23:54,897 --> 01:23:58,501 - [DEEPLY] The all-in-one Theranos blood test. 2414 01:23:58,567 --> 01:24:00,503 [NORMALLY] But in all seriousness, you guys, 2415 01:24:00,569 --> 01:24:02,938 I actually do have some pretty big news. 2416 01:24:05,441 --> 01:24:07,543 - It's-a me, Mario! 2417 01:24:07,610 --> 01:24:09,112 What's wrong? 2418 01:24:09,145 --> 01:24:10,446 Her cousin? 2419 01:24:12,648 --> 01:24:16,852 Jesus. Really? 2420 01:24:16,919 --> 01:24:19,655 Well, who knows? 2421 01:24:20,489 --> 01:24:22,825 Maybe he deserved it. 2422 01:24:22,891 --> 01:24:24,827 - Wait, what? 2423 01:24:24,893 --> 01:24:27,930 You're not supposed to say that. 2424 01:24:27,996 --> 01:24:29,798 Are you on Raya? 2425 01:24:29,865 --> 01:24:30,833 - Uh... 2426 01:24:32,268 --> 01:24:34,203 Whoa, whoa, whoa, babe! 2427 01:24:34,270 --> 01:24:36,505 Don't get all psycho. 2428 01:24:36,572 --> 01:24:37,940 - Have fun with Candace, shithead. 2429 01:24:38,006 --> 01:24:39,608 She's, like, 18 2430 01:24:39,675 --> 01:24:41,544 and is gonna leave your ass for an MMA fighter. 2431 01:24:41,610 --> 01:24:44,347 Oh, and by the way, I got that job, 2432 01:24:44,413 --> 01:24:45,748 and it pays great, 2433 01:24:45,814 --> 01:24:48,050 so when I move back to LA without you, 2434 01:24:48,151 --> 01:24:50,586 I'm not gonna have to live in a rickety-ass shack. 2435 01:24:50,653 --> 01:24:52,655 Bye, Brooklyn! 2436 01:24:55,224 --> 01:24:58,161 - So her name's Claire, and she's a doctor. 2437 01:24:58,227 --> 01:25:00,062 - Ooh! - Ooh, Claire! 2438 01:25:00,163 --> 01:25:01,164 - Dr. Claire. 2439 01:25:01,197 --> 01:25:02,498 - It's only been our first sesh, 2440 01:25:02,565 --> 01:25:05,968 but I gotta tell you guys, Talkspace nailed it. 2441 01:25:06,034 --> 01:25:08,837 She, uh, said I have some pretty severe issues 2442 01:25:08,904 --> 01:25:10,606 and I'm pretty mentally disturbed, 2443 01:25:10,673 --> 01:25:12,341 so...she gets me. 2444 01:25:12,408 --> 01:25:14,510 - [LAUGHS] - Wow. 2445 01:25:14,577 --> 01:25:16,879 Look at you, working on yourself. 2446 01:25:16,945 --> 01:25:19,448 - Thank you. - Where can I find a guy like... 2447 01:25:19,515 --> 01:25:20,583 that does that? 2448 01:25:20,649 --> 01:25:21,784 - Listen, it takes time. 2449 01:25:21,850 --> 01:25:23,186 The dudes will come. 2450 01:25:23,252 --> 01:25:25,754 Listen, my dude went a little cuckoo last night, 2451 01:25:25,821 --> 01:25:27,890 but I'm not worried. Okay, watch this. 2452 01:25:27,956 --> 01:25:29,925 Hey, Joey Fatone, send me a dick pic. 2453 01:25:29,992 --> 01:25:31,694 - Mm. [MESSAGE WHOOSH] 2454 01:25:31,760 --> 01:25:33,529 - Ooh, instantaneous. 2455 01:25:33,596 --> 01:25:34,797 Ooh! - And huge. 2456 01:25:34,863 --> 01:25:36,365 - Oh, yes. - Can I see? 2457 01:25:36,432 --> 01:25:38,201 Can I see? Can I see? 2458 01:25:38,234 --> 01:25:39,635 - God did spend a little more time on him. 2459 01:25:39,702 --> 01:25:41,036 Ooh! - Oh, my God. 2460 01:25:41,103 --> 01:25:43,206 ALL: Hey! 2461 01:25:43,206 --> 01:25:44,540 - Which house do you wanna go to next? 2462 01:25:44,607 --> 01:25:46,809 - That one! - Yes! 2463 01:25:50,646 --> 01:25:52,381 - Trick or treat! 2464 01:25:52,448 --> 01:25:54,517 - Oh, hey. - Here you go. 2465 01:25:54,583 --> 01:25:56,352 - Thanks. - Wait. 2466 01:25:56,419 --> 01:25:58,521 Is that... - Wow. 2467 01:25:58,587 --> 01:26:00,256 A full-size candy bar. 2468 01:26:00,323 --> 01:26:03,226 I knew this place was cool. 2469 01:26:03,292 --> 01:26:04,493 - Hon. - Yeah. 2470 01:26:04,560 --> 01:26:06,662 Hey. 2471 01:26:10,433 --> 01:26:11,734 - Are those randoms, or do we know them? 2472 01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:13,269 - I don't know. 2473 01:26:13,336 --> 01:26:15,538 Oh, they were out of blood, so I just got us red. 2474 01:26:15,604 --> 01:26:16,772 - Good idea. 2475 01:26:16,839 --> 01:26:18,241 - I gotta get more candy. 2476 01:26:18,241 --> 01:26:19,475 - Well, go get it, girl! 2477 01:26:19,542 --> 01:26:20,909 - Okay, I'm off. Wish me luck. 2478 01:26:20,976 --> 01:26:22,110 - You don't need luck. 2479 01:26:22,245 --> 01:26:23,912 I rubbed my romance stone before I left. 2480 01:26:23,979 --> 01:26:25,113 - Oh, no, is that... - Yes, that is what 2481 01:26:25,248 --> 01:26:27,250 I call my vagina. - Yeah, no, I figured. 2482 01:26:27,250 --> 01:26:29,718 - Yeah. - Well, thanks, Mikayla. 2483 01:26:29,785 --> 01:26:31,320 Your sister's about to get Fischbeined! 2484 01:26:31,387 --> 01:26:32,555 - Nice. 2485 01:26:32,621 --> 01:26:33,622 - Ew. - Ew! 2486 01:26:33,689 --> 01:26:36,625 [SENTIMENTAL MUSIC] 2487 01:26:36,692 --> 01:26:43,832 * * 2488 01:26:45,434 --> 01:26:47,936 - Happy Halloween, Fischbein! 2489 01:26:48,003 --> 01:26:49,638 - Erica? 2490 01:26:49,705 --> 01:26:50,806 Erica Greenspan. 2491 01:26:50,873 --> 01:26:52,040 Oh, my God. 2492 01:26:52,107 --> 01:26:54,443 This is...this is so crazy. 2493 01:26:54,510 --> 01:26:55,811 - I'm sure it is. 2494 01:26:55,878 --> 01:26:57,746 - No, I...I mean, 2495 01:26:57,813 --> 01:27:00,048 we were literally just talking about you. 2496 01:27:00,115 --> 01:27:01,417 - We? 2497 01:27:01,484 --> 01:27:02,985 - Guys, 2498 01:27:03,051 --> 01:27:05,654 you will never believe who's here. 2499 01:27:05,721 --> 01:27:07,423 - Wow, what's up? 2500 01:27:07,490 --> 01:27:09,057 - Yeah, the Fischtank's hanging out 2501 01:27:09,124 --> 01:27:10,359 for the first time in ages. 2502 01:27:10,426 --> 01:27:13,296 Marcus, AJ, and you remember Paul Dudley. 2503 01:27:13,329 --> 01:27:15,298 - Oh, yeah... - [BREAKS WIND] 2504 01:27:15,298 --> 01:27:19,502 - There it is. - Greetings, wifey. 2505 01:27:19,568 --> 01:27:20,836 - What did you just call me? 2506 01:27:20,903 --> 01:27:22,371 - Uh, this is so lame. 2507 01:27:22,438 --> 01:27:24,006 - Paul downloaded this game on my phone. 2508 01:27:24,072 --> 01:27:25,308 We've been fucking around with it. 2509 01:27:25,374 --> 01:27:27,643 Apparently, you two are gonna get hitched. 2510 01:27:27,710 --> 01:27:28,911 - What game? 2511 01:27:28,977 --> 01:27:30,379 - Yeah, he's gonna be the president, 2512 01:27:30,446 --> 01:27:33,482 and you're gonna be the first lady. 2513 01:27:33,549 --> 01:27:36,018 Hope the White House has room for octuplets. 2514 01:27:36,084 --> 01:27:38,220 - Never pulling out. 2515 01:27:38,321 --> 01:27:39,788 - [SCREAMS] 2516 01:27:39,855 --> 01:27:42,525 - * Let's kill tonight * 2517 01:27:42,591 --> 01:27:43,792 * Kill tonight * 2518 01:27:45,628 --> 01:27:49,865 - * Show them all you're not the ordinary type * 2519 01:27:49,932 --> 01:27:52,701 * Let's kill tonight * 2520 01:27:52,768 --> 01:27:55,404 * Kill tonight * 2521 01:27:55,471 --> 01:28:00,175 * Show them all you're not the ordinary type * 2522 01:28:00,242 --> 01:28:03,178 * Let's kill tonight * 2523 01:28:03,245 --> 01:28:06,349 [PANIC! AT THE DISCO'S "LET'S KILL TONIGHT"] 2524 01:28:06,349 --> 01:28:10,819 * * 2525 01:28:10,886 --> 01:28:12,988 * Let's kill tonight * 177302

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