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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,714 --> 00:00:15,015 [woman screaming] 2 00:00:16,383 --> 00:00:17,217 [radio static] 3 00:00:17,284 --> 00:00:19,821 [announcer 1] You're listening to WQRK, 4 00:00:19,888 --> 00:00:21,923 your home for easy listening. 5 00:00:21,990 --> 00:00:23,290 [groovy synth music playing] 6 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:27,294 [announcer 2] And welcome to the scary part of the day, 7 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:30,532 when all manner of ghosts and ghouls 8 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:32,667 take over our airwaves. 9 00:00:32,734 --> 00:00:35,870 It's time for everybody's favorite, 10 00:00:35,937 --> 00:00:38,338 the Truth Serum. 11 00:00:38,405 --> 00:00:42,777 [laughs] 12 00:00:43,678 --> 00:00:47,347 [uneasy music playing] 13 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:49,349 [Harlan] Good evening, ladies and gentlemen 14 00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:52,185 and others, and welcome to our program. 15 00:00:52,252 --> 00:00:55,322 I'm your host from the Edge of the Unknown, 16 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:56,456 Major Harlan Dean, 17 00:00:56,524 --> 00:00:59,493 and I'm about to inject you with a little bit of 18 00:00:59,561 --> 00:01:01,029 the Truth Serum. 19 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:02,530 As many of you may already know, 20 00:01:02,597 --> 00:01:05,867 today marks the beginning of the annual Moth Man Festival 21 00:01:05,934 --> 00:01:08,168 in Point Pleasant, West Virginia. 22 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:10,070 And to commemorate this wonderful event, 23 00:01:10,137 --> 00:01:12,840 I've elected to dedicate this entire show 24 00:01:12,907 --> 00:01:15,710 to the theme of cryptozoology. 25 00:01:15,777 --> 00:01:17,077 I guess for a lack of grace, 26 00:01:17,144 --> 00:01:20,180 we're talking about monsters tonight, everybody. 27 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:22,249 Tonight, however, every call, 28 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:25,954 every piece of information will be dedicated solely 29 00:01:26,020 --> 00:01:28,723 to these entities we refer to as... 30 00:01:28,790 --> 00:01:31,358 [rock music playing] 31 00:01:39,634 --> 00:01:40,501 [Harlan] Now, 32 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:42,570 folks, let me first start out this broadcast 33 00:01:42,637 --> 00:01:44,872 by thanking each and every one of you for joining me 34 00:01:44,939 --> 00:01:47,542 on what is sure to be an exceptional episode. 35 00:01:47,609 --> 00:01:50,444 And also give a shout out to my faithful engineer 36 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:52,914 and friend Brandon Bump. 37 00:01:52,981 --> 00:01:55,148 The thing that goes bump in the night, 38 00:01:55,215 --> 00:01:57,585 day in and day out, this man keeps us running 39 00:01:57,652 --> 00:01:59,453 with nary any hiccups and never complains. 40 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,788 Never complains. 41 00:02:02,857 --> 00:02:04,993 Not on the air, anyways. 42 00:02:05,059 --> 00:02:07,028 So if you wouldn't mind, Mr. Bump, 43 00:02:07,095 --> 00:02:09,897 let some things go bump in the night 44 00:02:09,964 --> 00:02:11,599 and welcome to Truth Serum. 45 00:02:11,666 --> 00:02:15,069 You're our first caller of the evening, Lana. 46 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,337 [Lana] Hello Harlan. Uh, thanks for taking my call. 47 00:02:17,404 --> 00:02:21,141 I am actually a registered psychiatric nurse, 48 00:02:21,208 --> 00:02:23,945 and I work as a caretaker in my patient's home 49 00:02:24,012 --> 00:02:26,581 somewhere in the Eastern States area. 50 00:02:26,648 --> 00:02:29,282 There's only so much information that I'm willing 51 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:32,887 or able to divulge. I-- I hope you understand. 52 00:02:32,954 --> 00:02:34,488 [Harlan] Oh, Lana, I completely understand 53 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:37,257 and I want to assure you that you're in good hands 54 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:40,662 and your protection is of the utmost importance to me. 55 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:41,629 Thank you, sir. 56 00:02:41,696 --> 00:02:44,498 I really appreciate your understanding because, 57 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:47,502 I really want you to hear this story I have to tell you. 58 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:51,371 Have you ever heard of something called a melon head? 59 00:02:51,438 --> 00:02:56,176 -[uneasy music playing] -[crickets chirping] 60 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:59,446 [Craig] Hey, how you doing? 61 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:03,818 -[sighs] Extremely nervous. -[gentle music playing] 62 00:03:03,885 --> 00:03:05,687 How about you? You holding up okay? 63 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:09,189 [smooches] 64 00:03:09,256 --> 00:03:11,159 You know, there's no shame 65 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:14,194 in postponing this campfire for another night. 66 00:03:14,261 --> 00:03:15,596 -[sighs] -I think you coming this far 67 00:03:15,663 --> 00:03:18,966 is a huge positive step in the right direction. 68 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:20,501 Aww. 69 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:24,337 That's so sweet of you trying to defend me and my shortcomings. 70 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:26,239 Well, I really wouldn't call being afraid of the dark 71 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:27,775 exactly a shortcoming. 72 00:03:27,842 --> 00:03:31,278 There are way more ridiculous fears to have than that one. 73 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:34,182 Like the fear of buttons. The fuck is that shit all about? 74 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:35,717 Is that a fact? 75 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:38,720 [gentle music continues] 76 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:47,895 -[uneasy music playing] -[match strikes] 77 00:03:59,941 --> 00:04:03,811 -[eerie howling] -[insects chirping] 78 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:09,917 Yeah, great. That's gonna help a lot. 79 00:04:10,985 --> 00:04:13,988 Come on, you're doing great. 80 00:04:14,055 --> 00:04:15,656 Don't let that mess up your game face. 81 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:16,791 You got this. 82 00:04:16,858 --> 00:04:19,694 Yeah, here's to the chick with the big balls. Salute. 83 00:04:19,761 --> 00:04:23,296 Thanks, guys. But we're not exactly out of the woods yet, 84 00:04:23,363 --> 00:04:25,199 and I still have like seven hours 85 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,868 before we can call this a complete success. 86 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:30,437 Hey, take the compliments where you can because... 87 00:04:30,505 --> 00:04:33,007 we might not be so forgiving in the morning. 88 00:04:33,074 --> 00:04:34,474 [Jeremy scoffs] My thoughts exactly. 89 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:37,512 I mean, who's to say we'll even make it till morning anyways. 90 00:04:37,578 --> 00:04:40,347 We are in the Grinning Man's territory after all. 91 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:42,349 Hey, you cut that shit out right now, man. 92 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:44,218 Oh, my God, what the fuck, Jeremy? 93 00:04:44,317 --> 00:04:46,654 Oh, hey guys, it's a joke. I was kidding. 94 00:04:46,721 --> 00:04:50,290 Oh yeah? Well, guess what? It wasn't funny. 95 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:52,760 What is wrong with you? Are you trying to fuck this up? 96 00:04:52,827 --> 00:04:56,264 Oh, Jesus Christ, guys, will you just relax? 97 00:04:56,329 --> 00:05:00,134 It was just a joke, okay? Heather, I'm sorry. 98 00:05:00,201 --> 00:05:03,336 There's no such thing as the Grinning Man. 99 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:04,939 The melon heads are a different story, though. 100 00:05:05,006 --> 00:05:06,107 Shut up! 101 00:05:06,174 --> 00:05:07,374 [Craig] You can't be this stupid. You can't. 102 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,410 Guys, calm down. All right, just chill out. 103 00:05:11,279 --> 00:05:12,345 Sit your ass down. 104 00:05:12,412 --> 00:05:13,748 I oughta nut punch you in your sleep. 105 00:05:13,815 --> 00:05:17,218 -Okay, that was excessive. -Olivia, it's okay. I'm fine. 106 00:05:17,285 --> 00:05:19,520 -He's not gonna get to me. -Heather, don't, okay? 107 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:21,289 You don't need to be hearing this shit right now. 108 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:24,424 Agreed. Let's all just try to have a nice, 109 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,861 relaxing, scare-free night. 110 00:05:27,929 --> 00:05:29,664 How's that sound, huh? 111 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:31,632 -[uneasy music playing] -[crickets chirping] 112 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:33,134 Yeah. 113 00:05:33,201 --> 00:05:34,735 I think we'd all be much better off 114 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:38,139 -with a little bit of this. -[buttons tapping] 115 00:05:38,206 --> 00:05:41,008 [electronic music playing] 116 00:05:43,878 --> 00:05:46,647 You too. Up and pay the piper. 117 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:49,449 [sighs] God, I hate this fucking song. 118 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:52,385 [electronic music continues] 119 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:53,888 This is much better. 120 00:05:56,489 --> 00:05:57,325 Is it? 121 00:05:57,390 --> 00:05:59,894 [electronic music continues] 122 00:05:59,961 --> 00:06:03,264 ♪ You're so fine ♪ 123 00:06:03,331 --> 00:06:07,768 ♪ That's why I know I've got to Keep myself in line ♪ 124 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:10,104 ♪ We've gotta take ♪ 125 00:06:10,171 --> 00:06:11,772 ♪ Things slow ♪ 126 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:15,176 ♪ 'Cause there is so much more I've gotta get to know ♪ 127 00:06:15,243 --> 00:06:17,477 [uneasy music playing] 128 00:06:21,816 --> 00:06:22,850 [dramatic sting] 129 00:06:22,917 --> 00:06:27,355 -[crickets chirping] -[forest animals calling] 130 00:06:44,305 --> 00:06:48,408 -[crickets chirping] -[man snoring] 131 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:56,784 -[crickets chirping] -[forest animals calling] 132 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:07,427 [uneasy music playing] 133 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:15,803 [tense music playing] 134 00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:42,897 [breathes heavily] 135 00:08:01,415 --> 00:08:02,516 [clears throat] 136 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:04,251 Jesus Christ, Jeremy. 137 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:06,387 What the hell are you doing out here? 138 00:08:06,454 --> 00:08:09,724 You're asking me? Seriously? 139 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:11,726 I heard something out here a little bit ago, okay? 140 00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:14,795 I just... I needed a little extra comfort 141 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,864 to get me through the rest of the night. That's all. 142 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:19,400 Oh, yeah, you're gonna hear something out here, Heather. 143 00:08:19,467 --> 00:08:21,035 We're out in the middle of the woods. 144 00:08:21,102 --> 00:08:22,670 No, what I heard wasn't normal. 145 00:08:22,737 --> 00:08:25,406 Didn't sound like an animal either. 146 00:08:25,473 --> 00:08:28,109 It was like a person, 147 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,011 yelling or calling out. 148 00:08:31,245 --> 00:08:33,614 -Something like that. -Hmm, spooky. 149 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:35,449 I'm done with this, goodnight. 150 00:08:35,516 --> 00:08:37,718 I believe that you heard something. 151 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:40,021 I didn't hear what it was per se, 152 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:42,089 but I believe that you did. 153 00:08:42,156 --> 00:08:44,792 So, what do you think it was? 154 00:08:44,859 --> 00:08:48,462 [insects chirping] 155 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:50,931 Come on, what do you think it was? 156 00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:52,967 Melon head? 157 00:08:53,034 --> 00:08:55,669 Oh, so we're back to this again, are we? 158 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:57,738 I wanna know about them. 159 00:08:58,339 --> 00:09:00,274 What are they? 160 00:09:00,341 --> 00:09:03,344 All right. But me telling you this story, 161 00:09:03,411 --> 00:09:05,780 stays between us. You got that? 162 00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:08,349 I swear I won't say anything. 163 00:09:08,416 --> 00:09:10,017 As far as I know, 164 00:09:10,084 --> 00:09:13,821 the melon heads are some sort of genetic mutation 165 00:09:13,888 --> 00:09:17,024 created by some fucked up doctor that ran a private clinic, 166 00:09:17,091 --> 00:09:18,793 somewhere around these woods. 167 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:20,561 It was a place where unwanted children 168 00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:21,929 were taken by their parents. 169 00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:23,631 Kids with deformities, 170 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:27,168 especially water on the brain syndrome, but 171 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,603 helping them and taking care of the kids wasn't really 172 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:30,871 what the doc had in mind. 173 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:34,041 No, he saw this as a way to do his own fucked up work 174 00:09:34,108 --> 00:09:36,377 that was more doctor death-like than anything, 175 00:09:36,444 --> 00:09:37,645 if you know what I'm saying. 176 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:40,781 He liked to perform twisted experiments on them, 177 00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:45,352 like injecting more food into their already swollen heads 178 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:48,557 just to see how much they could take. 179 00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:51,992 And sometimes he would just keep on going, and going, 180 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:54,829 and going until they would just burst. 181 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:57,231 That's disgusting. 182 00:09:57,298 --> 00:09:58,933 -Yeah. -[uneasy music continues] 183 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:02,870 But the doc eventually got what was coming to him. 184 00:10:02,937 --> 00:10:03,771 [screaming] 185 00:10:03,838 --> 00:10:05,973 [Jeremy] One night, all of his patients 186 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,208 got the best of him. 187 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:10,579 They ripped him to pieces with their bare hands and teeth, 188 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:13,314 and they burned the facility to the ground 189 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:16,183 and escaped out into these woods. 190 00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:19,753 And they formed their own sort of tribe, really. 191 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,822 They mated with each other 192 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,593 and with their kids too. 193 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:26,760 Supposedly they're out there 194 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:29,697 stealing what they can to survive. 195 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,732 Always looking for fresh blood. 196 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:35,903 -The end. -[sighs] 197 00:10:37,606 --> 00:10:38,305 I, uh... [clears throat] 198 00:10:39,574 --> 00:10:41,342 ...guess I should have passed on that one. 199 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:44,613 -Ugh. -[Jeremy] Hey, it's all right. 200 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:48,082 I mean, hell, it's just a bullshit urban legend. 201 00:10:48,149 --> 00:10:49,618 You're safe here with us. 202 00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:52,554 Safe with me, anyways. 203 00:10:52,621 --> 00:10:53,954 Jeremy, what the fuck are you doing? 204 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:55,689 I'm just trying to give you options, Heather. 205 00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,391 -That's all. -[Heather] Options? 206 00:10:57,458 --> 00:10:58,492 What's wrong with you? 207 00:10:58,560 --> 00:10:59,793 Olivia and Craig are right over there. 208 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:03,464 -Are you crazy? -Oh, come on, Heather. 209 00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:04,765 Hey, look, I'm sorry, all right? 210 00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:07,134 You know me. I'm just all fucked up. 211 00:11:07,201 --> 00:11:09,770 -I'll just go sleep it off. -[Heather] Shut up, Jeremy. 212 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:12,173 Stay the hell away from me, you son of a bitch. 213 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:13,440 -Yeah? -[Heather] Olivia. 214 00:11:13,508 --> 00:11:15,577 -[gasps] -[flesh squelching] 215 00:11:15,644 --> 00:11:18,112 [tense music playing] 216 00:11:18,179 --> 00:11:20,347 [growls] 217 00:11:20,414 --> 00:11:21,682 [gasps] 218 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,018 [Heather groans] 219 00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:26,187 Heather! 220 00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:30,191 -[monster snarls, grunts] -[Heather groans] 221 00:11:34,629 --> 00:11:36,631 [screams] 222 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:40,100 -[snarls] -[groans] 223 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:45,940 [groans] 224 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:48,442 [yells, grunts] 225 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,414 [tense music playing] 226 00:11:56,450 --> 00:12:00,854 [breathes heavily] 227 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:03,190 [shakily] Craig. 228 00:12:03,257 --> 00:12:05,993 [tense music continues] 229 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,733 [growls] 230 00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:17,338 [loud roaring] 231 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,842 [tense music continues] 232 00:12:34,455 --> 00:12:36,156 [Heather whimpers] 233 00:12:50,505 --> 00:12:52,239 [gasps] 234 00:12:52,306 --> 00:12:54,341 [uneasy music playing] 235 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,749 [door creaks] 236 00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:09,223 [melon head snarls] 237 00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:10,924 [glass smashes] 238 00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:22,202 [melon head snarls] 239 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:34,014 [uneasy music continues] 240 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:42,056 [panicked breathing] 241 00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:05,379 -[gasps] -[dramatic sting] 242 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,753 Craig. 243 00:14:11,820 --> 00:14:14,221 [music turns dramatic] 244 00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:15,523 [melon head snarls] 245 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:34,174 -[roars] -[screams] No! 246 00:14:52,727 --> 00:14:55,396 [roars] 247 00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:19,486 [heart thumping] 248 00:15:24,626 --> 00:15:27,227 [melon head groans] 249 00:15:28,563 --> 00:15:31,932 [heart continues thumping] 250 00:15:49,483 --> 00:15:53,954 -[gentle music playing] -[birds chirping] 251 00:15:58,660 --> 00:16:00,461 [crows cawing] 252 00:16:40,969 --> 00:16:43,136 [uneasy music playing] 253 00:16:48,676 --> 00:16:50,210 It's so dark. 254 00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,055 No. 255 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:04,424 No. 256 00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:09,396 No. 257 00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:12,332 [sobs] No. 258 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:14,134 No. No. 259 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,438 No. No. 260 00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:21,041 [screams] No! 261 00:17:21,876 --> 00:17:23,745 No! 262 00:17:23,811 --> 00:17:25,680 That's awful. 263 00:17:25,747 --> 00:17:29,149 I'm sorry to hear your patient was subjected to that ordeal. 264 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:32,620 She still, to this day, wakes up screaming 265 00:17:32,687 --> 00:17:35,623 saying that she can see them moving around in the dark. 266 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,862 Do you believe it? Should I believe it? 267 00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:43,765 Yes, Lana, do just that. Believe her. 268 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:45,432 And always remember, 269 00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:48,201 she may be blind from a medical standpoint, 270 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,971 but as far as I'm concerned, 271 00:17:50,038 --> 00:17:51,706 that young woman has more sight 272 00:17:51,773 --> 00:17:53,575 than most people in the world today 273 00:17:53,641 --> 00:17:55,843 because she knows the truth. 274 00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:58,178 It's a shame it came at such a cost. 275 00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:01,081 Lana, thanks for your call. 276 00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:03,450 -[uneasy music playing] -[sighs] 277 00:18:20,868 --> 00:18:24,072 Wow, so that was a good start. Um... 278 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:27,240 Let's take some more. Let's keep this train on track. 279 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:30,477 Uh... Next caller, you're on the air. 280 00:18:30,545 --> 00:18:31,478 And I-- And I see 281 00:18:31,546 --> 00:18:33,681 that you would like to remain anonymous 282 00:18:33,748 --> 00:18:35,550 and we can certainly do that for you. 283 00:18:35,617 --> 00:18:36,383 Could you at least tell us 284 00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:39,020 where you're calling from, caller? 285 00:18:39,087 --> 00:18:41,022 [anonymous caller, warped] Hi, yes. I was a park ranger 286 00:18:41,089 --> 00:18:43,057 in the Northern Cascade Range. 287 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,158 Oh, beautiful country out there. 288 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,493 [anonymous caller] And dangerous. 289 00:18:46,561 --> 00:18:48,997 I did specialize in search and rescue. 290 00:18:49,063 --> 00:18:50,832 I've spent weeks looking for experienced campers 291 00:18:50,898 --> 00:18:52,033 who've gotten lost. 292 00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:54,201 [Harlan] Is there something wrong with your phone? 293 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,436 Or are you doing that? 294 00:18:56,504 --> 00:18:58,973 [anonymous caller] Um, I am doing that, Mr. Dean. 295 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:01,274 My story is about one such mission I went on 296 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,310 with a relatively new partner. 297 00:19:03,377 --> 00:19:05,947 A group of campers had gotten lost back in the wilds. 298 00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:08,315 Now, they had been missing for about six days. 299 00:19:08,382 --> 00:19:10,484 Each night in the forest reduced their chances 300 00:19:10,551 --> 00:19:11,686 of coming out alive. 301 00:19:11,753 --> 00:19:13,855 [uneasy music playing] 302 00:19:13,921 --> 00:19:16,658 [breathes heavily] 303 00:19:16,724 --> 00:19:18,392 -You came. -Ma'am. Ma'am. 304 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,928 -You came. Good. -Are you okay? 305 00:19:20,995 --> 00:19:22,597 I'm James. This is Steven. 306 00:19:22,664 --> 00:19:24,498 We're gonna need you to answer the questions, okay? 307 00:19:24,565 --> 00:19:26,134 -We're here to help you. -[camper] Okay. Good. 308 00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:27,702 [James] We're gonna try to stand you up, okay? 309 00:19:28,770 --> 00:19:30,071 [Steven] Let me get her back. 310 00:19:30,138 --> 00:19:31,572 [James] We're gonna lift you up, okay? 311 00:19:31,639 --> 00:19:32,372 I can't walk. 312 00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:33,941 [Steven] Gently, gently, gently. 313 00:19:34,008 --> 00:19:36,410 -I can't walk. -[Steven] It's okay, it's okay. 314 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:37,812 Okay, something might be broken. 315 00:19:37,879 --> 00:19:39,147 -[camper] He did this to me. -Holy fuck. 316 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,380 [camper] He did this to me. 317 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,116 -[Steven] Hey, it's okay. -No, no, no! 318 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,483 [Steven] They caught-- It's okay. 319 00:19:43,551 --> 00:19:45,252 You have to sit-- We need to calm her down. 320 00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,421 -[James] Hey. Easy. -Hey, hey, hey. 321 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,625 [uneasy music playing] 322 00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:58,465 [mysterious, eerie music playing] 323 00:20:22,924 --> 00:20:27,494 [Steven] Well, she's about as stable as can be expected. 324 00:20:27,562 --> 00:20:31,165 My guess, I'll just leave the question. 325 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,366 -Who is he? -I don't know. 326 00:20:34,502 --> 00:20:37,672 See, that's fucking my point. 327 00:20:39,073 --> 00:20:41,175 We don't know who he is, 328 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:44,411 but you saw exactly what he did to her. 329 00:20:47,515 --> 00:20:50,250 I know. Who would do that to a woman? 330 00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:53,955 James, she was raped. 331 00:20:54,021 --> 00:20:55,355 Horrifically. 332 00:20:58,025 --> 00:21:00,393 Don't delude yourself on that fact. 333 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:04,832 I think we should get some shut eye. 334 00:21:04,899 --> 00:21:07,201 We can take turns taking watch. 335 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:08,435 -[owl hooting] -Yeah, you're right. 336 00:21:09,637 --> 00:21:11,205 You know what, I'll take first watch. 337 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:12,507 I'm still keyed up. 338 00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:19,412 [uneasy music continues] 339 00:21:21,749 --> 00:21:23,951 [fire crackling] 340 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,990 Hey, Steve, you got that holster unsnapped? 341 00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:31,626 Yeah. 342 00:21:31,692 --> 00:21:34,629 Do me a favor and go shoot that fucking bird. 343 00:21:34,695 --> 00:21:36,998 Uh, sounds like there's more than one. 344 00:21:38,666 --> 00:21:42,937 -[birds calling] -[fire crackling] 345 00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:51,746 Noisy fucking sparrow. 346 00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:56,017 No, but you don't understand, that is weird. 347 00:21:57,752 --> 00:21:59,720 I don't hear anything. 348 00:21:59,787 --> 00:22:04,992 No cicadas, no-- no night owls, no tree frogs. 349 00:22:05,059 --> 00:22:07,460 Nothing. Just those morning callers. 350 00:22:07,528 --> 00:22:09,730 [birds continue singing] 351 00:22:09,797 --> 00:22:11,699 [branches snapping] 352 00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:14,769 [Steven] What was that? 353 00:22:16,070 --> 00:22:18,338 [uneasy music playing] 354 00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:24,979 [guns cocking] 355 00:22:26,514 --> 00:22:30,350 -[birds calling] -[uneasy music continues] 356 00:23:09,357 --> 00:23:10,892 [dramatic sting] 357 00:23:13,094 --> 00:23:15,897 -[gunshots] -[creature screams] 358 00:23:15,963 --> 00:23:18,099 [creature screams] 359 00:23:18,165 --> 00:23:20,768 [tense music playing] 360 00:23:20,835 --> 00:23:22,503 -Steven! -Shit, James. 361 00:23:22,570 --> 00:23:23,971 -What the fuck was that? -I shot him. 362 00:23:24,038 --> 00:23:24,872 Him? Him? 363 00:23:24,939 --> 00:23:27,341 -Yeah, fucking him. -Where? 364 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,043 Uh, over there. 365 00:23:29,844 --> 00:23:31,411 Let's go, come on. 366 00:23:32,380 --> 00:23:34,548 [fire crackling] 367 00:23:36,851 --> 00:23:40,721 [creature growls] 368 00:23:41,989 --> 00:23:43,423 [camper screams] 369 00:23:45,026 --> 00:23:46,426 [Steven] Goddamn it. 370 00:23:47,261 --> 00:23:48,296 No. 371 00:23:48,362 --> 00:23:49,496 Fuck, James there's more than one. 372 00:23:49,563 --> 00:23:50,865 Let's pack this shit up. 373 00:23:50,932 --> 00:23:53,000 Come on, man, we can at least go get that blood trail. 374 00:23:53,067 --> 00:23:54,835 [Steven] Yeah, fuck. 375 00:23:58,471 --> 00:24:00,708 [mysterious music playing] 376 00:24:33,407 --> 00:24:35,042 [grunts] 377 00:24:36,410 --> 00:24:40,614 [mysterious music continues] 378 00:24:40,681 --> 00:24:42,450 [groans] 379 00:24:42,516 --> 00:24:43,951 Oh, man, what the fuck? 380 00:24:52,727 --> 00:24:54,762 Do you think it's where they come and die? 381 00:24:56,564 --> 00:24:59,200 It's like it's some sort of elephant graveyard. 382 00:25:02,370 --> 00:25:06,140 [creature breathing heavily] 383 00:25:24,091 --> 00:25:25,526 [guns cocks] 384 00:25:41,976 --> 00:25:44,812 [uneasy music continues] 385 00:25:48,349 --> 00:25:52,319 [gunshots] 386 00:25:52,386 --> 00:25:55,790 -[footsteps approaching] -[leaves crunching] 387 00:26:01,462 --> 00:26:04,331 [creatures growl] 388 00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:06,834 [birds chirping] 389 00:26:08,302 --> 00:26:11,572 [creatures growl] 390 00:26:15,843 --> 00:26:19,713 -[tense music playing] -[creatures growl] 391 00:26:22,316 --> 00:26:24,218 [screams] 392 00:26:24,285 --> 00:26:26,720 -[gunshots] -[creature screams] 393 00:26:26,787 --> 00:26:29,423 -[tense music playing] -[gunshots firing] 394 00:26:29,490 --> 00:26:31,358 [Steven] James, over there. There's a way out. 395 00:26:31,425 --> 00:26:34,228 -[gunshots] -[creature growls] 396 00:26:34,295 --> 00:26:39,834 -[tense music playing] -[gunshots] 397 00:26:44,605 --> 00:26:46,707 [creature growls] 398 00:26:46,774 --> 00:26:49,844 -[Steven screams] -[flesh ripping] 399 00:26:52,947 --> 00:26:53,981 [Steven] James. 400 00:26:54,982 --> 00:26:57,552 [groans] Help me. 401 00:26:57,618 --> 00:27:00,821 [slow tense music playing] 402 00:27:02,490 --> 00:27:04,859 [flesh ripping] 403 00:27:09,330 --> 00:27:12,633 [creatures growl] 404 00:27:23,277 --> 00:27:27,781 [blood dripping] 405 00:27:36,223 --> 00:27:38,826 [birds chirping] 406 00:27:41,395 --> 00:27:44,965 [leaves rustling] 407 00:27:51,205 --> 00:27:53,307 [crow cawing] 408 00:27:58,078 --> 00:27:59,813 [James] I can't believe I found you. 409 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,248 Gonna get you out of there, though. 410 00:28:01,315 --> 00:28:02,449 -Won't make it. -[James] Easy. 411 00:28:02,517 --> 00:28:04,118 -[camper groans] -[James] Easy. 412 00:28:09,290 --> 00:28:11,526 I'm sorry you found me. 413 00:28:11,593 --> 00:28:13,628 -Can you...? -Sorry. 414 00:28:13,694 --> 00:28:16,230 -Can you move, walk, anything? -I'm sorry you found me. 415 00:28:17,264 --> 00:28:18,600 [camper] No. 416 00:28:18,667 --> 00:28:21,168 [crow cawing] 417 00:28:21,235 --> 00:28:22,236 No. 418 00:28:25,940 --> 00:28:29,743 Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 419 00:28:29,810 --> 00:28:32,213 I'm sorry that you found me. 420 00:28:32,279 --> 00:28:33,582 I won't make it. 421 00:28:33,648 --> 00:28:35,950 [uneasy music playing] 422 00:28:47,461 --> 00:28:48,762 Please. 423 00:28:56,671 --> 00:28:59,240 -[heart beating] -[inaudible] 424 00:29:03,712 --> 00:29:06,113 [gunshot] 425 00:29:06,180 --> 00:29:08,182 [anonymous caller] I walked for quite some time, 426 00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:10,451 and as far as the girl? 427 00:29:11,752 --> 00:29:13,887 I never did come across her again either. 428 00:29:18,727 --> 00:29:19,994 -[line disconnects] -Uh, hello? 429 00:29:23,598 --> 00:29:24,666 Caller? 430 00:29:24,733 --> 00:29:27,569 Well I guess he was done with that story. Um... 431 00:29:27,636 --> 00:29:30,170 So moving on, we'll just take our next call. 432 00:29:30,237 --> 00:29:32,906 Uh, hopefully a little less dark this time. 433 00:29:34,241 --> 00:29:38,412 I see we have another mystery caller here named... 434 00:29:38,479 --> 00:29:40,347 uh, Mr. Cold. 435 00:29:40,414 --> 00:29:43,951 Oh, okay, Mr. Cold, you are on. Go ahead and entertain us. 436 00:29:44,018 --> 00:29:47,388 -[Mr. Cold] Harlan. -[radio static] 437 00:29:47,454 --> 00:29:50,725 [Harlan] Caller, please. Can you turn your radio down, 438 00:29:50,791 --> 00:29:52,694 or are you calling from a vehicle? 439 00:29:52,761 --> 00:29:58,299 [Mr. Cold] Stop what you are doing. 440 00:29:58,365 --> 00:30:00,868 Stop helping them. 441 00:30:00,934 --> 00:30:03,605 -[radio static] -[Harlan] Woah! 442 00:30:03,672 --> 00:30:06,807 -Bump, what was that? -I have no idea. 443 00:30:06,874 --> 00:30:09,711 There are no storms in the area. 444 00:30:09,778 --> 00:30:10,844 Well, we'll keep on that 445 00:30:10,911 --> 00:30:13,748 and try to make sure it doesn't happen again. 446 00:30:13,814 --> 00:30:17,051 I'm dumping this call. Send me another one. 447 00:30:17,117 --> 00:30:18,419 All right, I'm sorry again everybody, 448 00:30:18,485 --> 00:30:20,421 there must be a full moon out tonight or something. 449 00:30:20,487 --> 00:30:23,290 We're getting a few oddballs and I apologize. [chuckles] 450 00:30:23,357 --> 00:30:27,328 I believe we're talking to Joe from Ohio. 451 00:30:27,394 --> 00:30:31,398 Hey, yes. Sir. Harlan... [grunts] ...I love your show. 452 00:30:31,465 --> 00:30:34,234 Hello Buckeye Joe... [chuckles] ...and thank you. 453 00:30:34,301 --> 00:30:36,671 So tell me a story, my friend. That's why we're here. 454 00:30:36,738 --> 00:30:39,106 Oh, yeah, sorry. Um, I'll get right to it. 455 00:30:39,173 --> 00:30:41,909 So there's been a story, it's been passed around 456 00:30:41,975 --> 00:30:43,812 right here at our local bar, Gimlins, 457 00:30:43,877 --> 00:30:45,780 for like a few years now 458 00:30:45,846 --> 00:30:48,315 and it is really weird. 459 00:30:48,382 --> 00:30:51,919 [Harlan] I love it already, Joe. The weirder the better. 460 00:30:51,985 --> 00:30:54,723 [Joe] Okay, uh, well here it goes. 461 00:30:54,789 --> 00:30:58,526 [lively music playing] 462 00:31:00,562 --> 00:31:03,864 -[water rippling] -[frogs croaking] 463 00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:08,803 [frog croaking] 464 00:31:08,869 --> 00:31:10,505 [man] Y'all see that? 465 00:31:10,572 --> 00:31:12,239 Fish ain't biting. 466 00:31:12,306 --> 00:31:14,743 [lively music continues] 467 00:31:14,809 --> 00:31:16,711 I am truly sorry Marsha, 468 00:31:16,778 --> 00:31:18,912 but I'm gonna have to cut the tutelage 469 00:31:18,979 --> 00:31:21,882 of your husband short for today. 470 00:31:21,949 --> 00:31:23,518 [groans] I almost got it on. 471 00:31:23,585 --> 00:31:25,285 Goddamn it, Gordon, you ain't got that 472 00:31:25,352 --> 00:31:26,521 tied on there yet? 473 00:31:28,656 --> 00:31:30,525 As I said, I do apologize, 474 00:31:30,592 --> 00:31:34,161 and I would gladly offer you a discount on your next outing. 475 00:31:36,531 --> 00:31:41,536 Brigadier First Hand Colonel Oren P. Brundleman the Third, 476 00:31:41,603 --> 00:31:44,572 Chief Explorer and Cryptozoologer? 477 00:31:44,639 --> 00:31:46,073 [Oren] No. Flip that over. 478 00:31:47,742 --> 00:31:49,009 [Marsha] Oh. 479 00:32:00,622 --> 00:32:02,089 [zip zipping] 480 00:32:05,426 --> 00:32:08,797 This side came from a champion of a man. 481 00:32:08,863 --> 00:32:10,832 Fantastic Dan, 482 00:32:10,899 --> 00:32:12,399 King of Cannons. 483 00:32:12,466 --> 00:32:14,869 This side I found on a highway cleanup crew 484 00:32:14,935 --> 00:32:18,873 -outside of Lubbock, '97. -Is that blood? 485 00:32:18,939 --> 00:32:20,307 [Oren] When you pursue the unknown, 486 00:32:20,374 --> 00:32:22,943 you need a specialized adventure suit. 487 00:32:23,010 --> 00:32:25,212 One that provides flexibility... 488 00:32:28,550 --> 00:32:29,617 protects you... 489 00:32:31,952 --> 00:32:33,187 and breathability. [sniffs, groans] 490 00:32:36,390 --> 00:32:38,860 [lively music playing] 491 00:32:38,927 --> 00:32:41,962 Welcome to my vessel of discovery. 492 00:32:42,029 --> 00:32:44,498 This won't take long, but if it does, 493 00:32:44,566 --> 00:32:47,569 there's hooch and bug spray under the life vest. 494 00:32:47,635 --> 00:32:50,471 [lively music continues] 495 00:32:54,408 --> 00:32:55,743 Oren! 496 00:32:55,810 --> 00:32:58,245 -Gordon. -Marsha. 497 00:32:58,312 --> 00:32:59,547 [Oren] Marsha. 498 00:33:20,768 --> 00:33:24,004 Ugh. [spits] 499 00:33:24,071 --> 00:33:27,107 [music turns whimsical] 500 00:33:47,094 --> 00:33:50,330 -[electric static] -[groans] 501 00:33:52,567 --> 00:33:55,435 [machine humming] 502 00:34:03,110 --> 00:34:07,549 [machine pulsing] 503 00:34:18,993 --> 00:34:20,628 I hear you. 504 00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:27,936 -[electric static] -[groans] 505 00:34:28,002 --> 00:34:30,203 Dear God, that smarts. 506 00:34:32,807 --> 00:34:36,243 [quirky music playing] 507 00:34:51,325 --> 00:34:55,095 [Oren] Oren, you clever dog. You have found him. 508 00:34:55,162 --> 00:34:58,733 [birds chirping] 509 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:02,336 [water sloshing] 510 00:35:05,105 --> 00:35:09,242 -[quirky music continues] -[birds chirping] 511 00:35:21,022 --> 00:35:22,624 [groans] 512 00:35:25,258 --> 00:35:27,829 [tense music playing] 513 00:35:28,730 --> 00:35:30,598 [screams] 514 00:35:33,001 --> 00:35:35,870 [Marsha moaning] 515 00:35:35,937 --> 00:35:38,506 I want your spine, Oren. 516 00:35:38,573 --> 00:35:41,174 [moaning] 517 00:35:41,743 --> 00:35:43,410 Oh, Oren. 518 00:35:45,546 --> 00:35:48,816 Oh, Oren, Gordon was never this good. 519 00:35:48,883 --> 00:35:50,183 -[moans] -Oh, Marsha. 520 00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:52,920 Your husband's a terrible fisherman. 521 00:35:52,987 --> 00:35:55,455 [Marsha] He's terrible at sex too. 522 00:35:57,058 --> 00:35:58,693 You like that, uh-huh? 523 00:36:01,596 --> 00:36:02,697 [screams] 524 00:36:03,731 --> 00:36:05,733 -[moans] -[creature croaking] 525 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,836 [tense music playing] 526 00:36:08,903 --> 00:36:12,172 -[creature screeches] -[screams] 527 00:36:15,777 --> 00:36:18,546 [moans] 528 00:36:18,613 --> 00:36:21,348 [tense music continues] 529 00:36:31,926 --> 00:36:34,327 -[retches] -[screams] 530 00:36:40,868 --> 00:36:44,438 -[machine beeping] -[creature groans] 531 00:36:47,542 --> 00:36:48,743 [roars] 532 00:36:53,313 --> 00:36:56,651 [distorted laughter, grunting] 533 00:37:12,332 --> 00:37:15,603 [distorted voice] You put a baby in my wife, Oren. 534 00:37:15,670 --> 00:37:18,773 [distorted voice] Your spawn is kicking. 535 00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:23,778 [distorted laughing] 536 00:37:32,086 --> 00:37:35,223 [creature croaking] 537 00:37:41,129 --> 00:37:42,395 I gotta get out of here. 538 00:37:51,606 --> 00:37:54,542 [Oren screams] 539 00:37:58,445 --> 00:38:01,682 [ominous music playing] 540 00:38:25,206 --> 00:38:27,675 Why are you me? 541 00:38:27,742 --> 00:38:30,945 -I ain't no meter maid. -I'm Deputy Kaufman, sir. 542 00:38:31,012 --> 00:38:33,981 Don't "sir" me. Me? 543 00:38:34,048 --> 00:38:35,650 -Help me. -Are you hurt? 544 00:38:35,716 --> 00:38:36,951 [creature croaking] 545 00:38:38,385 --> 00:38:42,089 -Did you hear that? There it is. -Is something chasing you? 546 00:38:42,156 --> 00:38:43,991 It wants to have our babies. 547 00:38:45,293 --> 00:38:47,728 Hey! Hey, come back here. 548 00:38:54,569 --> 00:38:57,638 Hey, buddy, we need to get back to the road. 549 00:39:03,443 --> 00:39:05,378 [leaves crunching] 550 00:39:06,948 --> 00:39:08,316 [gunshot] 551 00:39:11,853 --> 00:39:13,821 [soft music playing] 552 00:39:14,655 --> 00:39:17,024 [coughs, groans] 553 00:39:24,464 --> 00:39:25,533 It is still out there. Don't let it get us. 554 00:39:28,302 --> 00:39:30,037 It wants to have our babies. 555 00:39:34,208 --> 00:39:36,376 [branches snapping] 556 00:39:48,990 --> 00:39:51,359 -[dramatic music playing] -[creature growls] 557 00:39:59,233 --> 00:40:00,835 [creature growls] 558 00:40:20,521 --> 00:40:24,825 -[uneasy music playing] -[insects chirping] 559 00:40:47,014 --> 00:40:50,785 -[gasps] -[both scream] 560 00:40:55,556 --> 00:40:59,794 -[bursts] -[screams] 561 00:41:15,977 --> 00:41:19,580 -[creature croaks] -[insects chirping] 562 00:41:30,958 --> 00:41:32,492 [Joe] And that's about it. 563 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,228 I mean it gets brought up every now and then, 564 00:41:34,295 --> 00:41:36,897 but everybody just laughs it off. 565 00:41:36,964 --> 00:41:42,502 Although nobody has ever seen Oren again since that night. 566 00:41:42,570 --> 00:41:46,040 Well, thank you, Joe. Another good story. 567 00:41:46,107 --> 00:41:48,442 I just think it's funny how the last two stories 568 00:41:48,509 --> 00:41:51,412 had to deal with some interspecies coupling. 569 00:41:51,479 --> 00:41:54,515 Either you guys have some really weird kinks out there 570 00:41:54,582 --> 00:41:57,184 or the monsters do. 571 00:41:57,251 --> 00:41:59,086 -[radio static] -[Harlan] Go ahead... 572 00:41:59,153 --> 00:42:00,654 -[radio tuning] -...Ms. Wheels. 573 00:42:00,721 --> 00:42:02,490 I would love to hear what you have to tell us. 574 00:42:02,590 --> 00:42:04,725 Well, Harlan, um... 575 00:42:04,792 --> 00:42:06,927 I wanna start off by saying I've been a paramedic 576 00:42:06,994 --> 00:42:08,462 for about five years now. 577 00:42:08,529 --> 00:42:10,564 But what I'm about to tell you 578 00:42:10,631 --> 00:42:14,568 really dots the eye in weird in my career. 579 00:42:14,635 --> 00:42:15,970 [Harlan] Well, we're all ears, Wheels. 580 00:42:16,037 --> 00:42:19,073 This happened of all nights on Halloween night, 581 00:42:19,140 --> 00:42:22,610 probably like four years ago, beginning of my career. 582 00:42:22,676 --> 00:42:26,480 -[birds chirping] -[animals howling] 583 00:42:26,547 --> 00:42:28,215 [radio reporter] This just in, 584 00:42:28,282 --> 00:42:29,550 there have been several reports 585 00:42:29,617 --> 00:42:30,384 across the Washburn County area... 586 00:42:30,451 --> 00:42:31,752 [snores] 587 00:42:31,819 --> 00:42:35,890 ...of unidentified falling debris coming from the sky. 588 00:42:35,956 --> 00:42:39,060 There have also been sightings of unidentified shapes, 589 00:42:39,126 --> 00:42:42,563 seemingly floating around several local state parks. 590 00:42:42,630 --> 00:42:47,334 Stay tuned as we continue to gather more information. 591 00:42:47,401 --> 00:42:49,303 -You'll never take me alive! -Dad, Dad. 592 00:42:49,370 --> 00:42:50,604 -[Dad] Oh. -It's your son. 593 00:42:50,671 --> 00:42:55,342 -[sighs] Oh, Dale. Oh. -Uh, where's the bathroom? 594 00:42:55,409 --> 00:42:57,978 Oh, of course. Yeah, let's go in the house. 595 00:42:58,045 --> 00:42:59,680 [chuckles] Big day tomorrow. 596 00:43:03,017 --> 00:43:05,252 -[ominous music playing] -[water burbling] 597 00:43:14,595 --> 00:43:16,263 [radio reporter] When we return, we'll be talking 598 00:43:16,330 --> 00:43:20,434 with eyewitnesses from last night's strange encounters. 599 00:43:20,501 --> 00:43:22,703 And how some say it may be linked 600 00:43:22,770 --> 00:43:27,408 to an incident 40 years ago in Hopkinsville, Kentucky. 601 00:43:27,475 --> 00:43:29,877 Urban legend or real event? 602 00:43:29,944 --> 00:43:32,514 We'll discuss more when we return 603 00:43:32,581 --> 00:43:34,381 from our commercial break. 604 00:43:34,448 --> 00:43:37,251 [whimsical music playing] 605 00:43:49,330 --> 00:43:51,899 [music turns suspenseful] 606 00:44:00,575 --> 00:44:03,410 [Ashley screams] Dammit, Dale! 607 00:44:03,477 --> 00:44:06,013 [Dale] What? What are you yelling for? 608 00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:07,348 You know I hate Halloween 609 00:44:07,414 --> 00:44:08,816 and you take me to your dad's place, 610 00:44:08,883 --> 00:44:11,452 which is decorated like a complete psycho killer's house. 611 00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:13,988 This shit's everywhere. [sighs] 612 00:44:14,054 --> 00:44:16,558 Oh, I told you about my dad when he was a young kid. 613 00:44:16,625 --> 00:44:18,092 He loves Halloween. 614 00:44:18,159 --> 00:44:20,794 It's the only thing he truly gets excited for anymore 615 00:44:20,861 --> 00:44:24,765 these days with Mom gone and his health not so good. 616 00:44:24,832 --> 00:44:27,468 I always make it back for Halloween. 617 00:44:27,536 --> 00:44:29,703 [soft music playing] 618 00:44:32,907 --> 00:44:34,875 You do know that there is a hot tub here 619 00:44:34,942 --> 00:44:37,044 just calling our names, right? 620 00:44:37,111 --> 00:44:39,813 -I didn't even bring a swimsuit. -You don't even need one. 621 00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:41,448 Nobody's gonna see you way out here. 622 00:44:41,516 --> 00:44:42,517 -Your dad? -[Dale chuckles] 623 00:44:42,584 --> 00:44:44,852 He for sure won't mind. 624 00:44:44,919 --> 00:44:46,720 Okay, well, I'm getting drunk first. 625 00:44:46,787 --> 00:44:49,456 It's the only way I'm making it through tonight. 626 00:44:49,524 --> 00:44:50,691 Deal. 627 00:44:51,526 --> 00:44:52,726 And I get a massage. 628 00:44:53,694 --> 00:44:55,863 Mr. Bones will even help. 629 00:44:55,930 --> 00:44:58,699 [whimsical music continues] 630 00:45:07,107 --> 00:45:10,010 [grunts] 631 00:45:10,077 --> 00:45:14,348 -[suspenseful music playing] -[goo squelching] 632 00:45:25,192 --> 00:45:26,293 [sniffs] 633 00:45:28,597 --> 00:45:29,997 What do you think it is? 634 00:45:33,234 --> 00:45:35,169 Oh, I don't know. 635 00:45:37,338 --> 00:45:39,473 Spacecraft... 636 00:45:39,541 --> 00:45:41,008 Alien egg pod. [chuckles] 637 00:45:42,544 --> 00:45:44,613 Maybe it's from NASA. 638 00:45:44,679 --> 00:45:48,650 Who knows. [chuckles] One thing's for sure. 639 00:45:48,717 --> 00:45:52,052 This'll be great for my front porch set up tonight. 640 00:45:52,119 --> 00:45:54,255 [chuckles] Scare the kiddos for sure. [laughs] 641 00:46:20,914 --> 00:46:22,049 -Thank God. -[music intensifies] 642 00:46:27,021 --> 00:46:29,156 You know, I appreciate you coming out here 643 00:46:29,223 --> 00:46:30,491 to visit me on Halloween. 644 00:46:31,425 --> 00:46:32,793 I know you're a busy man. 645 00:46:33,894 --> 00:46:35,029 It's my pleasure, Dad. 646 00:46:35,095 --> 00:46:36,997 I always enjoy spending time with you, 647 00:46:37,064 --> 00:46:40,100 especially on the best day of the year, Halloween. 648 00:46:40,167 --> 00:46:41,335 [Dad laughs] 649 00:46:43,772 --> 00:46:45,873 Did you hear about those weird UFO sightings 650 00:46:45,939 --> 00:46:48,442 that people were calling at the radio station about? 651 00:46:48,510 --> 00:46:49,877 Happened last night. 652 00:46:49,943 --> 00:46:52,647 People were saying they saw objects streak across the sky 653 00:46:52,714 --> 00:46:54,181 and then vanish, 654 00:46:54,248 --> 00:46:56,250 weird colors and noises, 655 00:46:56,317 --> 00:46:58,653 just like in all those cheesy sci-fi movies 656 00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:00,921 we'd watch when I was growing up. 657 00:47:00,988 --> 00:47:02,990 You don't wanna know the truth. 658 00:47:04,191 --> 00:47:05,359 What'd you say? 659 00:47:07,328 --> 00:47:08,228 [clicks tongue] 660 00:47:08,295 --> 00:47:09,997 Yeah, we've got a few things to finish up 661 00:47:10,064 --> 00:47:12,433 before the trick-or-treaters come around. [chuckles] 662 00:47:12,499 --> 00:47:16,370 It was always your favorite part of Halloween, of course. 663 00:47:16,437 --> 00:47:17,871 -Still is. -[chuckles] 664 00:47:17,938 --> 00:47:21,075 ["Space Fiends" by Truckstop] 665 00:47:28,817 --> 00:47:30,250 ♪ Space fiends ♪ 666 00:47:31,586 --> 00:47:33,020 ♪ Space fiends ♪ 667 00:47:35,422 --> 00:47:38,560 [heavy breathing] 668 00:47:38,626 --> 00:47:41,028 ♪ Take to the war And violent things ♪ 669 00:47:41,095 --> 00:47:46,634 ♪ Your celebrity Face on my screen ♪ 670 00:47:46,701 --> 00:47:49,203 ♪ And all your crying Will do no good ♪ 671 00:47:49,269 --> 00:47:52,072 ♪ So sign up now You know that you should ♪ 672 00:47:52,139 --> 00:47:54,375 ♪ Be a part of this Come on and join ♪ 673 00:47:54,441 --> 00:47:57,144 [eerie music playing] 674 00:47:57,211 --> 00:48:00,180 Okay, Pops, we'll be back later. 675 00:48:00,247 --> 00:48:03,016 Heading out to the annual Halloween Lodge party. 676 00:48:03,083 --> 00:48:05,787 Okay, you kids have fun. [chuckles] 677 00:48:05,854 --> 00:48:09,524 Hey, Ashley, nice costume! [chuckles] 678 00:48:11,225 --> 00:48:14,161 -[sighs] -[eerie music continues] 679 00:48:17,431 --> 00:48:18,666 [sniffs] 680 00:48:18,733 --> 00:48:22,903 -[water dripping] -[eerie music continues] 681 00:48:34,014 --> 00:48:35,617 [alien screeches] 682 00:48:35,683 --> 00:48:37,619 -[Dad grunts] -[glass shattering] 683 00:48:39,253 --> 00:48:41,188 [groans] 684 00:48:59,006 --> 00:49:02,242 [Alien whispering] Billy. 685 00:49:02,309 --> 00:49:06,213 Billy. Billy. 686 00:49:07,014 --> 00:49:08,616 [alien screeching] 687 00:49:08,683 --> 00:49:10,083 Billy. 688 00:49:11,619 --> 00:49:13,954 Billy. 689 00:49:17,090 --> 00:49:19,126 -[gasps] -[bulb shattering] 690 00:49:19,193 --> 00:49:21,962 [Alien] We know you can hear us. 691 00:49:23,497 --> 00:49:26,967 It's been a long time, Billy. 692 00:49:27,034 --> 00:49:28,302 -[glass shattering] -How did you find me? 693 00:49:28,368 --> 00:49:31,004 [Alien] It took us a long time to find you again. 694 00:49:31,071 --> 00:49:32,807 Why are you doing this to me? 695 00:49:32,874 --> 00:49:35,677 [Alien] You're coming home with us. 696 00:49:35,743 --> 00:49:37,846 You're ruining Halloween. 697 00:49:37,912 --> 00:49:39,647 -[electric static] -[alien screeches] 698 00:49:39,714 --> 00:49:42,249 -[heart beating] -[glass shattering] 699 00:49:42,316 --> 00:49:46,253 [electric static] 700 00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,590 [heat beating] 701 00:49:48,656 --> 00:49:55,395 [Alien] We didn't get you then, but we'll get you now. 702 00:49:56,531 --> 00:49:59,333 [ominous music playing] 703 00:50:04,606 --> 00:50:05,673 [Dale] Dad? 704 00:50:07,441 --> 00:50:09,711 -Dad! -They got me. 705 00:50:22,924 --> 00:50:26,260 [alien babbling] 706 00:50:28,763 --> 00:50:30,030 I hate Halloween. 707 00:50:32,432 --> 00:50:34,536 [Wheels] And that was the story he was telling us 708 00:50:34,602 --> 00:50:36,336 as we took him to the ICU. 709 00:50:36,403 --> 00:50:37,939 Honestly, I don't think any of us 710 00:50:38,006 --> 00:50:39,607 really knew what to make of it. 711 00:50:39,674 --> 00:50:42,109 So we kind of just let him babble. 712 00:50:42,175 --> 00:50:45,547 But in a weird way, it kind of calmed him down, 713 00:50:45,613 --> 00:50:48,016 helped him cling on until we made it to the hospital. 714 00:50:48,081 --> 00:50:49,182 [Harlan] Well that is amazing. 715 00:50:49,249 --> 00:50:51,418 Did the gentleman survive his incident? 716 00:50:51,485 --> 00:50:53,888 Oh, yeah. He pulled through like a champ 717 00:50:53,955 --> 00:50:55,557 and all the nurses at the hospital 718 00:50:55,623 --> 00:50:57,357 really loved his company. 719 00:50:57,424 --> 00:50:58,058 And now-- 720 00:51:00,327 --> 00:51:04,566 now he has two really interesting stories to tell. 721 00:51:04,632 --> 00:51:05,667 [Harlan] Well, that's fantastic. 722 00:51:05,733 --> 00:51:07,200 I'm glad to hear he is still among us. 723 00:51:07,267 --> 00:51:09,737 I'd hate to have him pop up in one of our ghost episodes 724 00:51:09,804 --> 00:51:10,905 down the road. 725 00:51:10,972 --> 00:51:13,473 So, looks like we've got the barber 726 00:51:13,541 --> 00:51:15,108 down in Texas on line one. 727 00:51:15,175 --> 00:51:17,011 The barber, you're live on the Truth Serum. 728 00:51:17,077 --> 00:51:18,245 [barber] Hello? Yeah. Hey, I love the show. 729 00:51:18,312 --> 00:51:22,684 Hold on just a sec. I'm sorry to interrupt you, 730 00:51:22,750 --> 00:51:25,019 but you say your name is the Barber, 731 00:51:25,085 --> 00:51:26,420 so you cut hair, right? 732 00:51:26,486 --> 00:51:27,589 Yeah, yeah, I cut hair, man. Yeah. 733 00:51:28,823 --> 00:51:30,792 So how come the alias then? 734 00:51:30,858 --> 00:51:33,761 [barber] Well, I've got some pretty exclusive customers 735 00:51:33,828 --> 00:51:35,930 and it just wouldn't be good. 736 00:51:35,997 --> 00:51:37,865 Okay, now you've got my attention. 737 00:51:37,932 --> 00:51:40,233 Tell us what kind of cryptid you saw. 738 00:51:40,300 --> 00:51:43,403 I saw a chupacabra. Or two of them. 739 00:51:43,470 --> 00:51:45,840 You're in way out West Texas, right? 740 00:51:45,907 --> 00:51:47,407 [barber] Yes, West Texas. 741 00:51:47,474 --> 00:51:50,143 What part of West Texas, exactly? 742 00:51:50,210 --> 00:51:52,547 Let's just say West Texas, man. 743 00:51:52,614 --> 00:51:53,881 Okay, I totally understand. 744 00:51:53,948 --> 00:51:56,684 Let's just get into your chupacabra story. 745 00:51:56,751 --> 00:51:58,653 [barber] So like these nerdy guys, 746 00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:00,454 they build this wall of TVs 747 00:52:00,521 --> 00:52:03,490 that seem to run into like one big cable. 748 00:52:03,558 --> 00:52:05,425 That cable goes out to the back of this van 749 00:52:05,492 --> 00:52:08,896 which, it's got like this huge satellite dish on top of it. 750 00:52:08,963 --> 00:52:09,964 After that's done, 751 00:52:10,031 --> 00:52:12,132 that's when those jefes get here, 752 00:52:12,199 --> 00:52:13,500 you know, the bosses. 753 00:52:13,568 --> 00:52:16,938 The jefes gathered to watch this closed-circuit TV thing, 754 00:52:17,005 --> 00:52:19,073 and where the cameras are filming, 755 00:52:19,139 --> 00:52:20,608 man, I don't know. 756 00:52:20,675 --> 00:52:23,176 And to tell the truth, I don't want to know. 757 00:52:23,243 --> 00:52:25,212 This sounds like some crazy movie 758 00:52:25,278 --> 00:52:27,247 you'd see on the B movie channel or something. 759 00:52:27,314 --> 00:52:30,217 I'm-- But I'm all ears, Barber, please continue. 760 00:52:30,283 --> 00:52:32,452 [barber] So at this warehouse, 761 00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,657 the jefes, they choose a runner to represent them, 762 00:52:35,723 --> 00:52:36,824 each one of them. 763 00:52:36,891 --> 00:52:38,826 Now, who these people are 764 00:52:38,893 --> 00:52:40,795 and why they'd volunteer to do this, 765 00:52:40,862 --> 00:52:42,063 man, you got me bro. 766 00:52:42,130 --> 00:52:46,634 I guess, like, low level street dealers, 767 00:52:46,701 --> 00:52:48,936 they haven't produced or either they pissed off thejefes. 768 00:52:49,003 --> 00:52:50,905 They're put in this dark warehouse 769 00:52:50,972 --> 00:52:52,840 and that's when they call in El Guapo. 770 00:52:54,542 --> 00:52:57,377 And he's carrying like these two dog carriers, 771 00:52:57,444 --> 00:52:59,212 goes to a small door in the alley, 772 00:52:59,279 --> 00:53:01,849 and sends the chupacabras in through the opening 773 00:53:01,916 --> 00:53:03,518 to hunt down the runners, right? 774 00:53:03,584 --> 00:53:05,553 All while he blows a silent whistle 775 00:53:05,620 --> 00:53:07,088 hanging around his neck. 776 00:53:07,155 --> 00:53:08,990 [Harlan] Come on, now! [chuckles] 777 00:53:09,057 --> 00:53:10,525 Believe it or not, man, 778 00:53:10,591 --> 00:53:12,627 I've seen it with my own two eyes. 779 00:53:12,694 --> 00:53:16,864 Mr. Barber, so then what happens to the runners? 780 00:53:18,099 --> 00:53:19,901 [barber] The dogs do what dogs do. 781 00:53:19,967 --> 00:53:21,536 [speaking Spanish] 782 00:53:21,602 --> 00:53:22,637 [barber] They hunt. 783 00:53:22,704 --> 00:53:25,205 -[dog whistle blows] -[uneasy music playing] 784 00:53:29,077 --> 00:53:32,513 [chupacabra panting] 785 00:53:32,580 --> 00:53:35,315 -Who the fuck are y'all? -Who the fuck are you? 786 00:53:35,382 --> 00:53:37,051 None of your business, bean boy. 787 00:53:37,118 --> 00:53:38,418 Was everyone kidnapped and brought here 788 00:53:38,485 --> 00:53:39,954 against their will or was that just me? 789 00:53:40,021 --> 00:53:42,255 -I was. -Samoan, I was too. 790 00:53:42,322 --> 00:53:44,058 So we all have that in common? 791 00:53:44,125 --> 00:53:46,561 Yeah. And we got our asses fucking kicked. 792 00:53:46,627 --> 00:53:49,229 We have these numbers branded on our head. 793 00:53:49,296 --> 00:53:51,866 -I know what this is. -What is it? 794 00:53:51,933 --> 00:53:54,802 -This is payback. -Payback for what? 795 00:53:54,869 --> 00:53:57,071 Payback for screwing over my boss. 796 00:53:57,138 --> 00:53:58,806 So what, you're a dealer? 797 00:53:58,873 --> 00:54:00,240 This ain't good, man. 798 00:54:00,307 --> 00:54:03,410 You must be a rocket scientist. What ain't good? 799 00:54:03,477 --> 00:54:06,313 This. These numbers on our head. 800 00:54:06,379 --> 00:54:09,917 Us being in here together, y'all better get ready to fight. 801 00:54:09,984 --> 00:54:11,886 Fight? 802 00:54:11,953 --> 00:54:15,089 -Like each other? -No, something worse. 803 00:54:15,156 --> 00:54:16,591 What you mean by that,vato? 804 00:54:16,657 --> 00:54:19,459 -[uneasy music playing] -[chains jangling] 805 00:54:19,527 --> 00:54:21,529 -[chupacabra panting] -Hey everyone, shut up. 806 00:54:22,897 --> 00:54:24,966 -[chains jangling] -[dramatic rock music playing] 807 00:54:25,032 --> 00:54:27,168 Bam, bam, let's go! 808 00:54:27,235 --> 00:54:29,670 -[screams] -[chupacabra growls, roars] 809 00:54:29,737 --> 00:54:31,773 [in Spanish] 810 00:54:33,841 --> 00:54:36,978 [dramatic rock music continues] 811 00:54:39,113 --> 00:54:41,883 -[chupacabra growls] -[screams] 812 00:54:41,949 --> 00:54:44,051 -[in Spanish] -[laughs] 813 00:54:44,118 --> 00:54:45,686 [inaudible] 814 00:54:51,726 --> 00:54:55,328 [chupacabra barks] 815 00:54:55,395 --> 00:54:57,330 [in English] No, no, definitely don't-- 816 00:54:57,397 --> 00:54:58,933 No, not-- back it up. Back. 817 00:55:01,035 --> 00:55:02,603 See this motherfucker? 818 00:55:04,272 --> 00:55:05,706 [screams] 819 00:55:06,707 --> 00:55:09,744 -[chupacabra panting] -[sobbing] 820 00:55:09,811 --> 00:55:11,478 I paid you good solid dollars, 821 00:55:11,546 --> 00:55:13,147 American dollars, I'll tell you, 822 00:55:13,214 --> 00:55:15,650 which is number one currency in the fucking world. 823 00:55:15,716 --> 00:55:17,652 And what do you do? You go and get killed. 824 00:55:17,718 --> 00:55:20,353 You dumb motherfucker. 825 00:55:20,420 --> 00:55:22,824 Y'all gonna drive me to drinking, bunch of assholes. 826 00:55:22,890 --> 00:55:25,693 [chupacabra snarling] 827 00:55:30,264 --> 00:55:32,432 [laughing] 828 00:55:33,067 --> 00:55:35,468 [in Spanish] 829 00:55:46,214 --> 00:55:48,481 -[chupacabra snarling] -[screams] 830 00:55:53,187 --> 00:55:53,855 [in English] Really, he got his ass ate. 831 00:55:53,921 --> 00:55:54,856 He got his ass ate. 832 00:55:57,091 --> 00:56:01,996 [in Spanish] 833 00:56:02,063 --> 00:56:03,931 [screams] 834 00:56:03,998 --> 00:56:06,366 [men laughing] 835 00:56:10,171 --> 00:56:13,875 [men laughing] 836 00:56:14,775 --> 00:56:19,013 [chupacabra panting] 837 00:56:22,650 --> 00:56:25,553 [in English] It's me, it's me, it's me. 838 00:56:25,620 --> 00:56:27,922 -You okay, dude? -Yeah, for now. 839 00:56:27,989 --> 00:56:30,925 -What the hell are those things? -The chupacabras. 840 00:56:31,926 --> 00:56:33,294 -Chupacabras? -Yes. 841 00:56:33,361 --> 00:56:35,997 They're real, man. And this is a game. 842 00:56:36,063 --> 00:56:38,431 A game? Like a game of survival? 843 00:56:38,498 --> 00:56:40,902 Yeah. And it's game over, man. 844 00:56:40,968 --> 00:56:42,036 [shushes] 845 00:56:43,504 --> 00:56:46,507 -Run! -[chupacabra barking] 846 00:56:48,376 --> 00:56:49,510 Look, jump that, we'll be safe. 847 00:56:49,577 --> 00:56:50,711 I will, but you won't. 848 00:56:50,778 --> 00:56:55,583 -[dramatic music continues] -[chupacabras barking] 849 00:56:55,650 --> 00:56:57,184 [boy] What the fuck are you doing, man? 850 00:56:57,251 --> 00:56:58,953 Fuck you, I ain't dying today. 851 00:57:01,923 --> 00:57:04,392 What are you doing? Wait a minute, man! 852 00:57:05,660 --> 00:57:08,195 Get back, you... [speaks indistinctly] 853 00:57:08,262 --> 00:57:12,033 [chupacabras snarling] 854 00:57:12,099 --> 00:57:14,802 Fuck you, you two hairless bastards. 855 00:57:14,869 --> 00:57:17,104 -Nice knowing you, asshole. -[One screams] 856 00:57:17,171 --> 00:57:21,809 [in Spanish] 857 00:57:25,646 --> 00:57:27,982 [in English] Congratulations,cabrón. 858 00:57:28,049 --> 00:57:29,449 [indistinct chatter] 859 00:57:34,355 --> 00:57:37,124 Yeah, man, and that's about it. 860 00:57:37,191 --> 00:57:38,526 Chupacabras do exist. 861 00:57:38,592 --> 00:57:41,228 They're being used by the Mex-cartel as killing machines. 862 00:57:41,295 --> 00:57:43,130 Wow. 863 00:57:43,197 --> 00:57:46,667 That's just simply insane. 864 00:57:46,734 --> 00:57:48,636 Okay my friend, we appreciate the story. 865 00:57:48,703 --> 00:57:52,039 We'll send you a Truth Serum T-shirt for being on with us. 866 00:57:52,106 --> 00:57:54,308 Hold on the line for our Mr. Bump 867 00:57:54,375 --> 00:57:57,411 and he will get you squared away. 868 00:57:57,477 --> 00:57:59,280 Well, there you have it, listeners. 869 00:57:59,347 --> 00:58:01,182 Chupacabras do exist 870 00:58:01,248 --> 00:58:04,484 and they're being used for killing people down in Texas. 871 00:58:04,552 --> 00:58:07,989 Do you believe it? Do I believe it? 872 00:58:08,055 --> 00:58:09,323 Absolutely. 873 00:58:09,390 --> 00:58:12,126 Absolutely questionable. 874 00:58:12,193 --> 00:58:14,328 [chuckles] So stay tuned 875 00:58:14,395 --> 00:58:16,597 and we'll be right back after this break. 876 00:58:16,664 --> 00:58:19,499 [announcer] The Truth Serum will be right back 877 00:58:19,567 --> 00:58:22,536 after a short commercial break. 878 00:58:22,603 --> 00:58:25,606 -Bump, do you hear that? -Yeah, what the hell is that? 879 00:58:27,308 --> 00:58:28,409 I don't know, but it sounds like 880 00:58:28,476 --> 00:58:29,744 that weird call from earlier. 881 00:58:29,810 --> 00:58:32,013 Are we picking up another source or something? 882 00:58:32,079 --> 00:58:34,281 Or is somebody using a jammer? 883 00:58:34,348 --> 00:58:35,549 I'll take care of it. 884 00:58:35,616 --> 00:58:37,551 [unsettling music playing] 885 00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:41,689 [mouse clicking] 886 00:58:55,669 --> 00:58:59,006 [announcer] Now back to Major Harlan Dean 887 00:58:59,073 --> 00:59:01,542 and his Truth Serum. 888 00:59:01,609 --> 00:59:03,711 Don't turn out those lights. 889 00:59:07,048 --> 00:59:10,451 Harlan. Harlan, the spot's over. You're back on. 890 00:59:10,519 --> 00:59:12,453 [Harlan] Oh, shit. Here we go. 891 00:59:12,521 --> 00:59:16,323 From Dover, Massachusetts. Caller, you're on the air. 892 00:59:16,390 --> 00:59:18,025 [caller gasping] 893 00:59:18,092 --> 00:59:20,361 Hello, Major. 894 00:59:20,428 --> 00:59:22,763 -[feedback squealing] -Oh, yeah. 895 00:59:22,830 --> 00:59:26,567 Whoa there partner. Turn that radio down, will ya? 896 00:59:26,634 --> 00:59:28,302 [caller] Is that better? 897 00:59:28,369 --> 00:59:29,837 Yes, okay, go ahead, caller. 898 00:59:29,904 --> 00:59:32,273 [caller] You'll have to forgive me. 899 00:59:32,339 --> 00:59:35,910 I have a strange question to ask. 900 00:59:35,976 --> 00:59:37,278 [Harlan] You must have just tuned in. 901 00:59:37,344 --> 00:59:39,413 I've been dealing with strange all night. 902 00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:42,917 -What's your question? -I've got a GoPro... 903 00:59:42,983 --> 00:59:44,553 [gasps] 904 00:59:44,618 --> 00:59:48,422 ...that was covered in glowing goo. 905 00:59:48,489 --> 00:59:51,158 And the footage is crazy. 906 00:59:52,693 --> 00:59:55,362 I sent it... [gasps] ...to your email. 907 00:59:55,429 --> 00:59:58,699 I think these two boys 908 01:00:00,569 --> 01:00:02,269 captured footage of... 909 01:00:03,538 --> 01:00:05,272 the Dover Demon. 910 01:00:07,108 --> 01:00:09,376 It's rolling, it's rolling, it's rolling. 911 01:00:09,443 --> 01:00:12,713 -[birds chirping] -[electronic music playing] 912 01:00:28,195 --> 01:00:29,663 [firecracker pops] 913 01:00:30,532 --> 01:00:33,300 [electronic music continues] 914 01:00:51,685 --> 01:00:53,754 You gonna learn how to hit today, pussy? 915 01:00:54,255 --> 01:00:55,322 Maybe. 916 01:00:57,424 --> 01:00:59,326 Paul, I don't like baseball movies. 917 01:00:59,393 --> 01:01:00,661 I like scary movies. 918 01:01:00,728 --> 01:01:03,130 Have you seen Nightmare on Elm Street, 919 01:01:03,197 --> 01:01:05,466 Texas Chainsaw, Halloween? 920 01:01:05,534 --> 01:01:07,768 -Oh, hockey mask. -Jesus. 921 01:01:11,105 --> 01:01:12,641 What the fuck? 922 01:01:13,908 --> 01:01:16,410 I can't wait to see boobs in real life. 923 01:01:16,477 --> 01:01:18,647 [Elliot] I'm gonna see so many boobs. 924 01:01:18,712 --> 01:01:20,714 What do you think about the demon? 925 01:01:20,781 --> 01:01:22,850 No one's seen Dover's claim to fame 926 01:01:22,917 --> 01:01:24,852 since our parents were kids. 927 01:01:24,919 --> 01:01:27,388 I don't even think it qualifies as a cryptid. 928 01:01:27,454 --> 01:01:29,558 Probably just a retarded hairless 929 01:01:29,624 --> 01:01:30,858 baby moose or something. 930 01:01:30,925 --> 01:01:32,860 [Elliot] Corey thinks it's an alien that CTech-- 931 01:01:32,927 --> 01:01:36,463 Corey thinks everything is aliens. 932 01:01:36,531 --> 01:01:38,699 CTech fired him and Tank for it. 933 01:01:38,766 --> 01:01:41,135 Now he's a full schizo pothead grownup 934 01:01:41,202 --> 01:01:42,403 living in his mom's garage. 935 01:01:42,469 --> 01:01:44,405 He's still a smart-ass scientist. 936 01:01:44,471 --> 01:01:46,807 [electronic music continues] 937 01:01:49,310 --> 01:01:53,914 [Paul] One more time. Grip it. Grip it. Call the house. 938 01:01:53,981 --> 01:01:55,216 Grip it, 939 01:01:55,282 --> 01:01:56,717 grip it. 940 01:01:58,553 --> 01:02:02,223 -Call the house. -That's our only ball! 941 01:02:02,289 --> 01:02:05,359 [leaves rustling] 942 01:02:14,168 --> 01:02:17,071 No, don't touch it. It could have a bacteria 943 01:02:17,137 --> 01:02:19,240 or flesh-eating virus or something. 944 01:02:22,544 --> 01:02:24,144 Let's take it to the lab. 945 01:02:42,896 --> 01:02:45,299 [Corey] Where did you come from? 946 01:02:48,102 --> 01:02:50,572 -[pounding on door] -Corey, Tink, let us in, man. 947 01:02:50,639 --> 01:02:52,574 -Come on, no bullshit. -[dog barking] 948 01:02:52,641 --> 01:02:55,075 [buzzer buzzing] 949 01:02:55,142 --> 01:02:57,044 -[door opens, closes] -Dude, what took you so long? 950 01:02:57,111 --> 01:02:57,811 [Elliot] You're not gonna believe-- 951 01:02:57,878 --> 01:02:59,980 [Paul] Seriously, man. 952 01:03:00,047 --> 01:03:02,182 You're gonna look at this thing or what? 953 01:03:03,350 --> 01:03:06,655 All right, all right, cool your jets, man. 954 01:03:06,721 --> 01:03:09,890 Call the house. You have a specimen. 955 01:03:09,957 --> 01:03:14,562 We're gonna hypothesize, rationalize, analyze, 956 01:03:14,629 --> 01:03:16,797 plagiarize, cross the T's dot the... 957 01:03:19,099 --> 01:03:22,469 turns out to be some kind of new species of retarded moose. 958 01:03:22,537 --> 01:03:23,337 -We'll call Nat G. -[growls] 959 01:03:24,238 --> 01:03:26,874 [dramatic music playing] 960 01:03:26,940 --> 01:03:28,175 But... 961 01:03:28,242 --> 01:03:32,212 if it does turn out to be some kind of ET, Elliot, 962 01:03:34,315 --> 01:03:35,215 what will you do? 963 01:03:36,817 --> 01:03:38,252 [Elliot screaming] 964 01:03:48,128 --> 01:03:50,831 [yells, grunts] 965 01:03:57,137 --> 01:03:58,807 [sighs] 966 01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:01,810 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 967 01:04:01,875 --> 01:04:06,013 I'll do what I do best. Decode that genome, baby. 968 01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:09,083 Figure out who made it, where it came from. 969 01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:21,862 That's no retarded moose. 970 01:04:25,767 --> 01:04:28,335 [alien screeches] 971 01:04:28,402 --> 01:04:30,871 [Tink screams] 972 01:04:33,307 --> 01:04:35,376 Call the house. 973 01:04:35,442 --> 01:04:39,380 Whatever this is, CTech is obviously behind it. 974 01:04:39,446 --> 01:04:41,181 And this time, they're not gonna be able to laugh 975 01:04:41,248 --> 01:04:43,183 and toss us out with the trash. [chuckles] Oh, no. 976 01:04:43,250 --> 01:04:46,420 We got the proof in the decomposing pudding, baby. 977 01:04:46,487 --> 01:04:49,691 This time they're gonna listen and they're gonna pay 978 01:04:49,758 --> 01:04:52,694 'cause we got Tink, tantalizing and titillating 979 01:04:52,761 --> 01:04:54,928 both the cerebrum and the pituitary 980 01:04:54,995 --> 01:04:57,898 with their big old brains and those big old boobies. 981 01:04:57,965 --> 01:04:59,400 -[laughs] -[Corey] And last but not least, 982 01:04:59,466 --> 01:05:00,901 we got our new muscle. 983 01:05:00,968 --> 01:05:03,270 The slayer of extraterrestrial beasts, 984 01:05:03,337 --> 01:05:06,674 obviously slinging some serious hog down there. 985 01:05:06,741 --> 01:05:09,276 Thick as a beer can! Long as my arm! 986 01:05:09,343 --> 01:05:10,344 Ladies, look out! 987 01:05:10,411 --> 01:05:13,882 Put all that together and you've got one badass, 988 01:05:13,947 --> 01:05:17,585 unstoppable mystery team coming to fuck up your day. 989 01:05:17,652 --> 01:05:20,855 [electronic music continues] 990 01:05:20,921 --> 01:05:22,322 There's just one problem. 991 01:05:22,389 --> 01:05:23,825 -What? -What? 992 01:05:23,892 --> 01:05:26,193 Flesh-eating virus! 993 01:05:26,260 --> 01:05:30,565 [all scream] 994 01:05:43,444 --> 01:05:47,948 -[electronic music continues] -[dog barking] 995 01:06:06,467 --> 01:06:09,470 [flesh squelches] 996 01:06:09,537 --> 01:06:13,508 [both scream] 997 01:06:19,413 --> 01:06:21,448 [static crackles] 998 01:06:21,516 --> 01:06:24,619 [gasps] So, what do you think 999 01:06:24,686 --> 01:06:27,020 after watching the footage? That's... 1000 01:06:27,087 --> 01:06:28,656 That's proof, isn't it? [gasps] 1001 01:06:30,792 --> 01:06:32,694 I don't know if that was proof of anything 1002 01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:34,294 except to wash your hands 1003 01:06:34,361 --> 01:06:36,631 and don't bag up dead aliens. [chuckles] 1004 01:06:38,432 --> 01:06:40,768 [gasps] Wash my hands? 1005 01:06:40,835 --> 01:06:42,670 Oh, I wish I would've thought of that one. 1006 01:06:48,275 --> 01:06:49,944 [wheezes] 1007 01:06:50,010 --> 01:06:52,012 Might have to get a drink here in a little bit. 1008 01:06:52,079 --> 01:06:54,682 I think we have time for one more call. 1009 01:06:54,749 --> 01:06:57,351 And we are talking to Sean. 1010 01:06:57,417 --> 01:07:00,688 Go ahead, Sean. You are on the Truth Serum. 1011 01:07:00,755 --> 01:07:02,222 [Sean] I kind of wanted to talk about 1012 01:07:02,289 --> 01:07:04,458 those callers that sounded like they were pranking you. 1013 01:07:04,526 --> 01:07:07,094 Yeah, pranks can be funny, but sometimes 1014 01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:09,964 -they don't go as planned. -Well, people don't, 1015 01:07:10,030 --> 01:07:11,933 you know, realize what kind of repercussions 1016 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:15,068 behavior like that can have. It seems funny at first, 1017 01:07:15,135 --> 01:07:17,906 but you never know what way it can turn. 1018 01:07:17,972 --> 01:07:19,774 And-- Are you gonna tell us why, though? 1019 01:07:19,841 --> 01:07:20,975 I have a feeling that this is where 1020 01:07:21,041 --> 01:07:23,243 your story is starting from. 1021 01:07:23,310 --> 01:07:28,115 [Sean] Yeah, I'm from Bladenboro, North Carolina. 1022 01:07:28,181 --> 01:07:32,219 -The home of the beast. -[unsettling music playing] 1023 01:07:40,060 --> 01:07:42,697 [chain clinking] 1024 01:07:59,514 --> 01:08:02,349 You see, I told you there'd be something in my dad's freezer 1025 01:08:02,416 --> 01:08:03,283 we could use. 1026 01:08:04,819 --> 01:08:06,486 Let's give it, like, another half hour 1027 01:08:06,554 --> 01:08:10,123 -and then we'll get started. -Sounds good to me. 1028 01:08:10,190 --> 01:08:11,726 You sure this is a good idea? 1029 01:08:13,327 --> 01:08:14,762 What's that doing up there? 1030 01:08:16,064 --> 01:08:18,733 -What? -[clears throat] 1031 01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:21,168 Either you tell me now or... 1032 01:08:21,234 --> 01:08:22,870 Oh, I'll read it on your tombstones 1033 01:08:22,937 --> 01:08:24,171 after Dad's done killing you. 1034 01:08:24,237 --> 01:08:27,909 Okay, Leah, here's how it is. 1035 01:08:27,976 --> 01:08:31,045 Do you wanna go to the movies with me on Friday? 1036 01:08:31,111 --> 01:08:33,848 [scoffs] That's it. You guys are in big trouble. 1037 01:08:34,481 --> 01:08:35,550 Leah. 1038 01:08:37,117 --> 01:08:38,553 It's about the beast. 1039 01:08:40,088 --> 01:08:42,824 -What? -You know, the beast. 1040 01:08:42,890 --> 01:08:44,792 Remember the story? 1041 01:08:44,859 --> 01:08:47,762 Yeah, Sean, I know about the beast. 1042 01:08:47,829 --> 01:08:50,163 Who the hell in Bladenboro doesn't. So? 1043 01:08:50,832 --> 01:08:53,166 So, it's back. 1044 01:08:53,233 --> 01:08:55,803 And we're gonna prove it's not just story. 1045 01:08:57,005 --> 01:08:58,673 I'm free Saturday too. 1046 01:09:06,648 --> 01:09:09,182 [Sean] We have a solid plan and it's gonna work. 1047 01:09:09,249 --> 01:09:13,087 A solid plan, huh? A monster hunt is a solid plan? 1048 01:09:13,153 --> 01:09:15,056 Yeah, actually it is. 1049 01:09:15,123 --> 01:09:19,459 Oh, really? How so? I would love to hear this. 1050 01:09:20,327 --> 01:09:21,562 I mean, 1051 01:09:21,629 --> 01:09:24,331 how do you know that this thing is even still walking around? 1052 01:09:24,398 --> 01:09:27,835 Didn't that story happen like a really long time ago? 1053 01:09:27,902 --> 01:09:29,336 Yeah, but recently 1054 01:09:29,403 --> 01:09:31,072 there's been a lot of animal attacks. 1055 01:09:31,139 --> 01:09:33,541 Pets going missing, dying left and right, 1056 01:09:33,608 --> 01:09:36,376 just like when the beast came the first time around. 1057 01:09:36,443 --> 01:09:38,211 Do you even watch the news? 1058 01:09:38,278 --> 01:09:40,414 I really hate to bring you back to reality 1059 01:09:40,480 --> 01:09:44,284 but, pets die from wild animals all the time. 1060 01:09:44,351 --> 01:09:45,953 There are numerous culprits out there 1061 01:09:46,020 --> 01:09:49,924 that could be doing that. Like coyotes, for one. 1062 01:09:49,991 --> 01:09:52,492 -That's probably the best bet. -Really? 1063 01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:53,861 Well shit, 1064 01:09:53,928 --> 01:09:55,362 that makes total sense when you say it. 1065 01:09:55,429 --> 01:09:57,364 It's the coyotes decapitating them 1066 01:09:57,431 --> 01:09:59,000 and drinking all their blood. 1067 01:09:59,067 --> 01:10:01,836 Typical coyote behavior. Mm, mm, mm. 1068 01:10:03,037 --> 01:10:06,107 So, do you, uh, 1069 01:10:06,174 --> 01:10:09,376 want to help us out with this or...? 1070 01:10:10,812 --> 01:10:14,816 And watch two make total fools of yourselves? 1071 01:10:14,882 --> 01:10:17,350 [scoffs] Absolutely. I'm so in. 1072 01:10:17,417 --> 01:10:18,820 Made yourself comfortable? 1073 01:10:18,886 --> 01:10:20,521 We're gonna start surveillance soon. 1074 01:10:22,090 --> 01:10:25,626 So, this is obviously what we bait it in, with 1075 01:10:25,693 --> 01:10:28,696 cat videos and pop-up ads, right? [laughs] 1076 01:10:28,763 --> 01:10:32,265 Yeah, not quite. See, what we're gonna do 1077 01:10:32,332 --> 01:10:33,768 is we're not only lowering it in with 1078 01:10:33,835 --> 01:10:37,038 fresh raw meat, which is what it's used to eating. 1079 01:10:37,105 --> 01:10:38,271 We're gonna hit it with something else. 1080 01:10:38,338 --> 01:10:40,775 Something it's a little more familiar with. 1081 01:10:45,345 --> 01:10:49,550 [beast growling over speaker] 1082 01:10:54,122 --> 01:10:56,991 Sean, what in the hell is that? 1083 01:10:58,793 --> 01:11:01,229 Well, that... 1084 01:11:01,294 --> 01:11:05,800 was the only existing recording of the beast ever. 1085 01:11:05,867 --> 01:11:07,602 Supposedly someone got it just 1086 01:11:07,668 --> 01:11:10,171 a couple days before its last sighting. 1087 01:11:10,238 --> 01:11:13,574 Now, it's our ace card. 1088 01:11:13,641 --> 01:11:16,210 -You ready to roll, Matt? -[Matt] Moment of truth. 1089 01:11:16,276 --> 01:11:20,815 [electronic music playing] 1090 01:11:56,884 --> 01:11:57,985 Oh, my God. 1091 01:11:59,787 --> 01:12:01,656 I can't take this anymore. 1092 01:12:01,722 --> 01:12:04,859 -[Sean] You've given up already? -Yeah, what the hell? 1093 01:12:04,926 --> 01:12:06,393 Talk about patience, geez. 1094 01:12:06,459 --> 01:12:10,264 Sean, I can literally only waste so much of my time 1095 01:12:10,330 --> 01:12:12,233 before it actually becomes impossible 1096 01:12:12,300 --> 01:12:13,500 to continue doing so. 1097 01:12:13,568 --> 01:12:15,102 What did you think was gonna happen? 1098 01:12:15,169 --> 01:12:18,105 It was just gonna pop out after five minutes? 1099 01:12:18,172 --> 01:12:19,574 Goodnight, Sean. 1100 01:12:20,608 --> 01:12:22,375 -Matt. -Yes? 1101 01:12:22,442 --> 01:12:24,377 Do you want me to rub your feet or something? 1102 01:12:29,517 --> 01:12:31,219 So...? 1103 01:12:31,285 --> 01:12:33,386 So? Go get it. 1104 01:12:35,289 --> 01:12:38,659 [chuckles] Oh, good. I love handling that thing. 1105 01:12:38,726 --> 01:12:41,195 I'm actually considering making it a hobby of mine. 1106 01:12:41,262 --> 01:12:44,899 -[suspenseful music playing] -[dog howling] 1107 01:12:54,709 --> 01:12:57,545 [chain creaking] 1108 01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:02,216 [reporter] Report suspicious activity 1109 01:13:02,283 --> 01:13:04,518 and call 9-1-1 for immediate response. 1110 01:13:04,585 --> 01:13:07,622 Expect delay, searches of personal property. 1111 01:13:07,688 --> 01:13:09,422 -Take personal security... -Leah. 1112 01:13:09,489 --> 01:13:11,025 [reporter] ...to avoid becoming a victim. 1113 01:13:11,092 --> 01:13:13,094 Sean, what the hell? 1114 01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:15,196 No, I told you I'm done. 1115 01:13:15,263 --> 01:13:17,732 I watched you fail. What else do you need from me? 1116 01:13:17,798 --> 01:13:21,269 -Leah, you gotta come here. -[reporter] ...and local radio-- 1117 01:13:21,335 --> 01:13:22,803 No, uh, I don't. 1118 01:13:22,870 --> 01:13:25,606 I gotta sit right here and pretend you don't exist. 1119 01:13:25,673 --> 01:13:28,142 -Leah. -[news continues in background] 1120 01:13:28,209 --> 01:13:29,577 You gotta come help. 1121 01:13:31,145 --> 01:13:32,713 Please. 1122 01:13:32,780 --> 01:13:33,948 [Leah] Sean? 1123 01:13:34,015 --> 01:13:36,017 [reporter] ...of persons that exhibit signs of infection. 1124 01:13:36,083 --> 01:13:39,587 -[TV clicks] -Sean, what's wrong? 1125 01:13:45,293 --> 01:13:46,527 Sean? 1126 01:13:49,496 --> 01:13:52,533 Sean, what's going on? Where is Matt? 1127 01:13:54,101 --> 01:13:56,871 Sean? You're freaking me out. 1128 01:13:56,938 --> 01:13:58,406 Where is Matt? 1129 01:13:58,471 --> 01:14:00,408 [sighs] I-- I don't know. 1130 01:14:00,473 --> 01:14:03,744 One moment he was here and now he's gone. 1131 01:14:03,811 --> 01:14:07,348 -What do you mean gone? -Gone, Leah, gone as in missing. 1132 01:14:07,415 --> 01:14:08,883 Do you see him right now? 1133 01:14:10,051 --> 01:14:11,484 Maybe he just 1134 01:14:11,552 --> 01:14:14,422 got bored and went home or something. 1135 01:14:14,487 --> 01:14:16,757 He would've said something if he went home. 1136 01:14:16,824 --> 01:14:18,526 I told him to take this down for me. 1137 01:14:18,592 --> 01:14:20,795 When I went to check on it, the meat was gone 1138 01:14:20,861 --> 01:14:21,762 and so was he. 1139 01:14:22,997 --> 01:14:24,999 [suspenseful music playing] 1140 01:14:34,709 --> 01:14:36,978 Sean, what do you think you're doing? 1141 01:14:37,044 --> 01:14:38,813 I'm looking for my friend. 1142 01:14:38,879 --> 01:14:40,781 You don't even give a shit about him, 1143 01:14:40,848 --> 01:14:43,217 -so why do you care? -Listen to me. 1144 01:14:43,284 --> 01:14:44,952 We have to go back and call for help. 1145 01:14:45,019 --> 01:14:47,621 -You understand? -No, we gotta go look for him. 1146 01:14:47,688 --> 01:14:50,524 -He needs us right now. -Sean, please. 1147 01:14:50,591 --> 01:14:54,895 -[Matt growls, howls] -[gunshot] 1148 01:14:56,697 --> 01:14:57,898 [gasps] 1149 01:14:57,965 --> 01:15:01,869 -[owl hooting] -[suspenseful music playing] 1150 01:15:13,447 --> 01:15:16,984 [laughs] I got him. I heard it call. 1151 01:15:17,051 --> 01:15:21,055 I had to find him. Thank God I got here in time. 1152 01:15:21,122 --> 01:15:23,758 It was gonna get you kids. 1153 01:15:23,824 --> 01:15:27,094 What are you guys doing out here with this thing running around? 1154 01:15:27,161 --> 01:15:29,830 We're looking for another boy. 1155 01:15:29,897 --> 01:15:31,866 His best friend, have you seen him? 1156 01:15:31,932 --> 01:15:35,202 Boy? There ain't no boy out here. 1157 01:15:35,269 --> 01:15:37,571 Just that son of a bitch thing. 1158 01:15:37,638 --> 01:15:39,707 And when it killed my dog, 1159 01:15:39,774 --> 01:15:42,443 the only thing I ever loved in my life, 1160 01:15:42,511 --> 01:15:45,279 and he took-- he took his fucking head. 1161 01:15:46,647 --> 01:15:49,683 -I can't believe I got him. -Mister, listen, 1162 01:15:49,750 --> 01:15:52,553 we have to call the police, okay? 1163 01:15:52,620 --> 01:15:53,921 They need to know about this. 1164 01:15:53,988 --> 01:15:56,957 I got him, I got him. I can't believe I got him. 1165 01:15:57,024 --> 01:15:58,592 -Do you understand me? -Son of a bitch. 1166 01:15:58,659 --> 01:16:00,928 Where do you live? Do you live near here? 1167 01:16:01,662 --> 01:16:03,197 Mister, please? 1168 01:16:04,533 --> 01:16:07,234 Sean, don't touch that. 1169 01:16:07,301 --> 01:16:08,869 [gun cocking] 1170 01:16:20,314 --> 01:16:24,985 -Oh, fuck. -[blood spurting] 1171 01:16:25,052 --> 01:16:29,623 I didn't know. I swear, I didn't know. 1172 01:16:29,690 --> 01:16:31,258 It was an accident. 1173 01:16:33,528 --> 01:16:35,763 Stupid asshole. 1174 01:16:35,830 --> 01:16:38,599 -It was a prank. -[sobs] Oh, God. 1175 01:16:38,666 --> 01:16:40,501 You killed him, you motherfucker. 1176 01:16:40,569 --> 01:16:42,336 I swear to God, I'll fucking kill-- 1177 01:16:42,403 --> 01:16:45,172 -[gunshot] -[screams] 1178 01:16:45,239 --> 01:16:51,612 You saw it. He attacked me. I had to protect myself. 1179 01:16:51,679 --> 01:16:54,415 -I'm calling the police. -Leah. 1180 01:16:54,482 --> 01:16:56,717 -Run! -No. 1181 01:16:58,352 --> 01:17:00,287 [gunshot] 1182 01:17:01,355 --> 01:17:03,290 -[somber music playing] -No. 1183 01:17:06,494 --> 01:17:09,930 I'm sorry, son, but I can't go to jail. 1184 01:17:11,432 --> 01:17:13,000 It was an accident. 1185 01:17:14,735 --> 01:17:16,070 -Forgive me. -[gun cocking] 1186 01:17:17,071 --> 01:17:19,574 [dramatic music playing] 1187 01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:23,811 -[beast growling] -[hunter screams] 1188 01:17:30,217 --> 01:17:31,218 Son, 1189 01:17:32,086 --> 01:17:33,020 save me. 1190 01:17:37,291 --> 01:17:39,628 [beast snarling] 1191 01:17:46,767 --> 01:17:49,837 [dramatic music continues] 1192 01:18:02,249 --> 01:18:03,350 No. 1193 01:18:04,885 --> 01:18:09,223 [electronic music playing] 1194 01:18:11,358 --> 01:18:13,961 [hunter screaming in distance] 1195 01:18:16,397 --> 01:18:20,701 [beast howling] 1196 01:18:24,905 --> 01:18:29,678 [Sean] So yeah, that's how a simple, stupid prank 1197 01:18:29,743 --> 01:18:32,880 got my best friend and my sister killed. 1198 01:18:33,981 --> 01:18:35,449 So anyone out there that's listening, 1199 01:18:35,517 --> 01:18:37,619 you're thinking about doing a prank, 1200 01:18:37,686 --> 01:18:40,087 there's some things you just can't take back. 1201 01:18:45,893 --> 01:18:46,961 Well. 1202 01:18:48,095 --> 01:18:49,730 I thought these stories were going to be 1203 01:18:49,797 --> 01:18:51,666 at least a little fun. 1204 01:18:51,732 --> 01:18:54,703 Sorry about that downer to all my listeners out there. 1205 01:18:54,768 --> 01:18:56,503 This has definitely taken a turn 1206 01:18:56,571 --> 01:18:59,139 down a sadder path than expected. 1207 01:18:59,206 --> 01:19:01,610 Oh, okay. Well, I'm getting the signal. 1208 01:19:01,676 --> 01:19:02,876 It's that time. 1209 01:19:02,943 --> 01:19:05,813 This concludes this episode of the Truth Serum. 1210 01:19:05,879 --> 01:19:08,650 I wanna thank our callers for sharing their stories with us. 1211 01:19:08,717 --> 01:19:10,451 For those listeners who love to hear about things 1212 01:19:10,518 --> 01:19:11,819 that go bump in the night, 1213 01:19:11,885 --> 01:19:15,122 we never know what's just lurking beyond the shadows, 1214 01:19:15,189 --> 01:19:19,226 hiding, waiting, watching. 1215 01:19:19,293 --> 01:19:22,129 Join us next week when our topic of conversation 1216 01:19:22,196 --> 01:19:24,566 will be haunted highways. 1217 01:19:24,633 --> 01:19:27,434 Good evening. And sleep tight. 1218 01:19:29,638 --> 01:19:32,674 [announcer] And now, it's time to say goodnight 1219 01:19:32,741 --> 01:19:34,341 to the Truth Serum 1220 01:19:34,408 --> 01:19:38,812 and hello to our next block of easy-listening jazz, 1221 01:19:38,879 --> 01:19:42,816 brought to you by WQRK, easy listening. 1222 01:19:42,883 --> 01:19:45,185 [light jazz music playing] 1223 01:19:50,725 --> 01:19:52,960 [sighs] 1224 01:19:53,027 --> 01:19:55,462 -[clears throat] -[dramatic sting] 1225 01:19:58,966 --> 01:20:01,603 You know, you could knock next time. 1226 01:20:01,670 --> 01:20:03,203 And what would be the fun in that? 1227 01:20:04,905 --> 01:20:06,807 I take it you recorded it all the way 1228 01:20:06,874 --> 01:20:09,109 like you were instructed? 1229 01:20:09,176 --> 01:20:12,479 -You seem like a smart man. -Wasn't that hard at all. 1230 01:20:12,547 --> 01:20:17,117 [suspenseful music overlapping] 1231 01:20:20,888 --> 01:20:22,791 [Harlan] What'll happen to the callers? 1232 01:20:22,856 --> 01:20:25,560 It's not your concern, Mr. Dean. 1233 01:20:25,627 --> 01:20:27,261 Don't let it cost you any sleep. 1234 01:20:29,363 --> 01:20:32,066 You know, one of these days, this little charade of yours... 1235 01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:34,268 it's not gonna work. 1236 01:20:37,304 --> 01:20:39,440 Despite your best attempts to conceal it, 1237 01:20:39,507 --> 01:20:41,743 the truth will get out there. 1238 01:20:41,810 --> 01:20:44,244 For the sake of all mankind, Mr. Dean, 1239 01:20:45,946 --> 01:20:47,515 pray it never does. 1240 01:20:48,650 --> 01:20:49,883 Goodnight. 1241 01:20:51,653 --> 01:20:56,558 ♪ Summer's kiss ♪ 1242 01:20:56,624 --> 01:21:01,362 ♪ Winter's cold ♪ 1243 01:21:02,564 --> 01:21:05,600 [demonic voice] Harlan, 1244 01:21:07,736 --> 01:21:10,437 I warned you. 1245 01:21:14,942 --> 01:21:19,413 You didn't listen. 1246 01:21:19,480 --> 01:21:21,683 [dramatic sting] 1247 01:21:21,750 --> 01:21:26,453 This time, Harlan, it's time to sign off. 1248 01:21:26,521 --> 01:21:27,689 ["Weird" by Francis Lima] 1249 01:21:27,756 --> 01:21:32,059 ♪ Something's calling ♪ 1250 01:21:32,126 --> 01:21:34,562 ♪ Oh, my God I'm gonna tell you what ♪ 1251 01:21:34,629 --> 01:21:37,064 ♪ This fear I feel inside me ♪ 1252 01:21:37,131 --> 01:21:39,801 ♪ The creepers screeching In my yard ♪ 1253 01:21:39,868 --> 01:21:41,669 ♪ It's rising in the night ♪ 1254 01:21:41,736 --> 01:21:44,104 ♪ I cannot breathe I can't believe ♪ 1255 01:21:44,171 --> 01:21:46,641 ♪ Is that disease on my mind? ♪ 1256 01:21:46,708 --> 01:21:49,443 ♪ The creepers screeching In my yard ♪ 1257 01:21:49,511 --> 01:21:54,448 ♪ It's rising in the night ♪ 1258 01:21:56,818 --> 01:22:01,656 ♪ The silver moonlight Is hurting my eyes ♪ 1259 01:22:01,723 --> 01:22:06,326 ♪ Fallen once You make me blind ♪ 1260 01:22:06,393 --> 01:22:11,098 ♪ What is this weird thing We have lost in lies? ♪ 1261 01:22:11,165 --> 01:22:13,668 ♪ The red dolls rising again ♪ 1262 01:22:13,735 --> 01:22:16,236 ♪ I hope it comes to an end ♪ 1263 01:22:16,303 --> 01:22:18,606 ♪ Oh, my God I'll tell you what ♪ 1264 01:22:18,673 --> 01:22:20,909 ♪ This fear I feel inside ♪ 1265 01:22:20,974 --> 01:22:23,511 ♪ The creepers screeching In my yard ♪ 1266 01:22:23,578 --> 01:22:25,914 ♪ It's rising in the night ♪ 1267 01:22:25,979 --> 01:22:28,182 ♪ I cannot breathe I can't believe ♪ 1268 01:22:28,248 --> 01:22:30,785 ♪ Is that disease on my mind? ♪ 1269 01:22:30,852 --> 01:22:33,487 ♪ The creepers screeching In my yard ♪ 1270 01:22:33,555 --> 01:22:39,059 ♪ This rising in the night ♪ 1271 01:23:10,357 --> 01:23:12,560 ♪ Oh, my God I'll tell you what ♪ 1272 01:23:12,627 --> 01:23:14,896 ♪ This fear I feel inside ♪ 1273 01:23:14,963 --> 01:23:17,197 ♪ The creepers screeching In my yard ♪ 1274 01:23:17,264 --> 01:23:19,767 ♪ It's rising in the night ♪ 1275 01:23:19,834 --> 01:23:22,169 ♪ I cannot breathe I can't believe ♪ 1276 01:23:22,236 --> 01:23:24,739 ♪ Is that disease on my mind? ♪ 1277 01:23:24,806 --> 01:23:27,675 ♪ The creeper's screeching In my yard ♪ 1278 01:23:27,742 --> 01:23:32,279 ♪ It's rising in the night ♪ 1279 01:23:33,046 --> 01:23:35,282 ♪ And I'm still alive ♪ 1280 01:23:39,687 --> 01:23:41,890 ♪ Oh, my God I'll tell you what ♪ 1281 01:23:41,956 --> 01:23:44,224 ♪ This fear I feel inside ♪ 1282 01:23:44,291 --> 01:23:46,761 ♪ The creeper's screeching In my yard ♪ 1283 01:23:46,828 --> 01:23:51,566 ♪ It's rising in the night ♪ 1284 01:23:55,168 --> 01:23:57,705 [upbeat rock music playing] 1285 01:24:13,721 --> 01:24:15,590 ♪ The buildings of the cities ♪ 1286 01:24:15,657 --> 01:24:17,424 ♪ Steeped in a drenching rain ♪ 1287 01:24:17,491 --> 01:24:21,295 ♪ The fog is forming Every pattern in the night ♪ 1288 01:24:21,361 --> 01:24:23,196 ♪ A dog was ripped to pieces ♪ 1289 01:24:23,263 --> 01:24:25,198 ♪ A woman has been slain ♪ 1290 01:24:25,265 --> 01:24:28,803 ♪ Oh how I dreaded what I knew I would find ♪ 1291 01:24:28,870 --> 01:24:32,874 ♪ My clothes are blood-stained I hope I can explain ♪ 1292 01:24:32,941 --> 01:24:36,811 ♪ The curse of love won't moan ♪ 1293 01:24:36,878 --> 01:24:39,379 ♪ The curse of love won't moan ♪ 1294 01:24:39,446 --> 01:24:40,615 ♪ Oh ♪ 1295 01:24:40,682 --> 01:24:42,884 ♪ The curse of love won't moan ♪ 1296 01:24:42,951 --> 01:24:44,018 ♪ Oh ♪ 1297 01:24:44,084 --> 01:24:48,756 ♪ Like entropy A form of insanity ♪ 1298 01:24:50,625 --> 01:24:52,760 ♪ Insanity ♪ 1299 01:25:03,805 --> 01:25:05,740 ♪ Between The light reflections ♪ 1300 01:25:05,807 --> 01:25:07,575 [sings indistinctly] 1301 01:25:07,642 --> 01:25:08,910 ♪ Can I confide in you ♪ 1302 01:25:08,977 --> 01:25:10,945 ♪ As I confess these crimes? ♪ 1303 01:25:11,012 --> 01:25:13,014 ♪ I'm not like Jack the Ripper ♪ 1304 01:25:13,081 --> 01:25:14,682 ♪ In fact, I have been framed ♪ 1305 01:25:14,749 --> 01:25:18,853 ♪ I realize you lied It was you this whole time ♪ 1306 01:25:18,920 --> 01:25:20,855 ♪ As I slowly die ♪ 1307 01:25:20,922 --> 01:25:22,857 ♪ You drive into the night ♪ 1308 01:25:22,924 --> 01:25:25,325 ♪ The curse of love won't moan ♪ 1309 01:25:25,392 --> 01:25:26,293 ♪ Oh ♪ 1310 01:25:26,360 --> 01:25:29,296 ♪ The curse of love won't moan ♪ 1311 01:25:29,363 --> 01:25:30,263 ♪ Oh ♪ 1312 01:25:30,330 --> 01:25:32,934 ♪ The curse of love won't moan ♪ 1313 01:25:33,001 --> 01:25:34,102 ♪ Oh ♪ 1314 01:25:34,167 --> 01:25:38,573 ♪ Like entropy A form of insanity ♪ 95221