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(TurboScribe.ai tarafından transkribe edilmiştir. Bu mesajı kaldırmak için Sınırsıza Yükselt.) Hey stepmom, hey stepsis, what you doing?

Watching a movie.

Watching a movie?

What are you guys watching?

It's like a crime show I guess, it's

like not the best one but they keep

coming out with like multiple of like the

same thing.

Crime shows?

Are you guys like 40 or something?

Who watches crime shows?

I mean like...

It's like old retirement.

It's good for the background.

I guess.

We were mostly just talking.

Talking?

Yeah, waiting for dad to get home.

Your father?

How are they ever home these days?

It's so annoying, I just don't understand it

because what's the point of like making all

these rules and making us abide by them

if he's not even going to be around.

Right.

Like I haven't seen him in a couple

days.

Tell me about it.

But he keeps texting me telling me he

wants me to clean the whole house and

da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

Well why don't you?

And he's not even here.

He has been.

Yeah, he's not even here.

He's not even here to see it, he's

just texting me this.

Wow.

Wow.

Your father.

That's okay though, you know, father is just

going to be how father is and it's

just going to be fine.

Yeah, but we just got married two years

ago, like we should still be in our

honeymoon phase.

Yeah, that is true.

I don't know why he doesn't buy you

any more flowers anymore, like he should be

doing that shit.

You've noticed it.

He's been stalking for a couple months.

Oh really?

Don't you think so?

Yeah, ba-doo, ba-doo, ba-doo.

Yeah, he used to always bring her flowers,

he used to always like, yeah, no.

Friday night date night?

Yeah, when's the last time he took you

out on a date?

I don't even know.

Yeah, you need to, you need to do

something about that.

I mean.

Damn.

I hope he's not listening to us through

the cameras.

Well if he isn't, that'd be really bad.

I hope he is, I hope he is.

I hope you can hear us.

That'd be pretty ridiculous.

Actually, I turned off the camera.

I turned the cameras off and he thought

I was out of town.

Do you really?

Yeah, he didn't even spy on us.

How has he not said anything?

I wonder if he even checks it.

I guess not.

Could you imagine if he were to check

it?

Check what?

The cameras.

Oh, the cameras.

I turn them off when he leaves.

I don't have time for this.

Oh my God, he's going to probably see

me and like scratch my butt.

Cameras are just to keep an eye on

the animals, that's all.

So, we're safe here.

Yeah, we're safe.

I mean, we should be okay.

Hopefully.

We got our dogs and we have our

security cameras outside.

I just don't want him watching us while

we're in here, you know?

How was school by the way, Reese?

I mean, school was okay.

I mean, it's just kind of like lame

though because I want to tell my dad

about my day at school but he's never

around.

There's like never anyone to really like talk

to about my day at school.

Don't you have Spanish on Tuesdays and Thursdays?

He doesn't even know that.

He doesn't even know that.

You know that.

Yes.

Oh my gosh.

Yeah.

I just wish I could help you with

your Spanish homework.

Oh.

What are we going to do about this

situation?

I don't know.

I don't know either.

I mean, I do need to work on

my flashcards later.

Flashcards?

For tomorrow for Spanish.

It's like the adverbs and pronouns.

Pronouns?

The Spanish adverbs and pronouns.

What are Spanish pronouns?

I'm not really good at them.

Isn't it like ustedes and maybe?

Right?

No?

I don't know.

I don't know either.

I mean, all I know is like I

know how to say like, oh my God,

I'm not even going to go there.

Have you been paying attention in class?

Have you been paying attention in class?

Girl, you know how I go.

As long as you pass, I don't care.

Right.

Listen to your mom.

She's passing, right?

Yeah.

She's passing, you know.

She got grounded for getting a C.

Right.

Your mom has two C's too.

You don't either.

They're more like B's.

I just, I don't know.

I feel like if dad was around, maybe

I'd want to try harder.

Try harder?

You're trying your best.

That's all that matters, right?

We do have a lot of fun here

without your dad being here.

Yeah, we do.

We do have a lot of fun here

without dad being here.

We do.

I mean, we could have something fun for

dinner tonight.

That would be healthy.

Oh my gosh.

Like what?

What do you guys want for dinner?

Oh, I don't know.

I will make it.

I will order it.

Whatever you guys want.

We were talking about Spanish class.

I kind of want some like tacos or

something.

Spanish class?

You know, like some tacos.

Tacos?

Maybe we can make some like non-alcoholic

margaritas.

Non-alcoholic margaritas?

Like something really fun, you know.

Margaritas.

Real good.

Yeah.

Like, okay, we could even put the salt

on the rim of the cup.

Of course.

Like make it like a super like fun

thing.

I mean, if you like it sweet, we

can even do sugar too.

Sugar?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Just like the, haven't you seen the little,

it's not a martini glass.

The margarita glass.

And you just put like a little sugar

on it.

A little sugar.

To make a sweeter one.

Because I think they taste better when they're

sweeter.

Like candy.

I know what you're talking about.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like, do you like strawberries?

I do.

I love strawberries.

Do you like strawberry margaritas?

I do.

Yeah.

We could probably make some of those.

Mm.

Mm-hmm.

That's great.

Some tacos.

We can make some like chipsy pastes.

How about guacamole?

Oh my God, I love guacamole.

Me too.

We have fresh avocados too and everything.

Thank you.

We could easily make some just simple, just

a simple little nice like guacamole recipe.

And it's easy.

I think I actually just did the dishes

too.

So the blender should be clean to make

all the sauce and stuff.

Oh, you're such a good stepdaughter.

You have to do the dishes.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, I'm breaking the furniture.

That'll pay for it.

Yeah.

It's okay.

Mm, guacamole.

I know to make the homemade chips, don't

we just put the tortillas in like the

oven or something?

I don't know.

I think I read something about that.

Yeah.

Sprinkle a little salt on it.

Ooh, that sounds like so much fun.

What else can we do?

I don't know, but you saying virgin margaritas

makes me wonder if you've ever had alcohol

before, young lady.

I've never had alcohol before.

No, probably not.

This one.

Really?

No, she's a good girl.

She just, you know, practicing her Spanish and

all that stuff.

You're doing good in Spanish.

Yeah.

Just getting a C.

She's a good girl.

C in Spanish is great.

It's true.

It's a different language.

It's really hard.

And she's been studying the culture.

She knows about Mexican food and all that

stuff, you know?

Yeah.

It's been quite wonderful.

I don't like Cinco de Mayo.

Yeah, Cinco de Mayo.

Yeah.

It just passed and stuff.

You know, I think this will be great.

And Dad will just have to deal with

it.

Yeah.

You know?

He'll show up and we'll have Mexican food.

It'll be fine.

Yeah.

If there's any left by the time he

gets home.

Any left, that's right.

If there's any food left, I mean, it

depends on what time he gets home.

Yeah.

Well, are you guys doing anything else today?

I spent half the day sitting in traffic.

Really?

Yeah.

Was it really bad today?

It was.

I don't know why.

It's Wednesday afternoon, but you know how the

101 is.

But I didn't mind it because of the

new car.

Oh, really?

Yes.

Oh, my God.

I still can't believe Dad managed to pull

all that paperwork off of it.

I know.

You know what?

I shall let you guys drive the cars

instead.

Oh, my God.

You can't tell him that.

I won't.

I won't.

See?

Now you know why I turned the cameras

off.

I'm a cool stepmom.

You're not a regular mom.

You're a cool mom.

No, exactly.

We should watch a movie tonight.

We should.

That would be so much fun.

Yeah.

I don't know what movie you guys are

talking about.

It's a girl movie.

Oh, okay.

You wouldn't understand.

Yeah.

Well, do we get to, can we watch

a movie after dinner?

Yeah.

Well, if Dad's not around, can we watch

a movie during dinner?

Oh, my God.

No.

Can we watch, like, maybe a PG-13

movie?

I'm not in the dining room.

Oh, my God.

Like, in front of the TV.

Yeah.

In front of the TV.

But, like, you can't tell him.

All right.

All right.

But don't, you guys stained any of this

furniture.

Oh, my God.

What am I going to do to stain

this furniture?

There's nothing I could possibly do to stain

this furniture at all.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

Like, there's even, like, the little blanket on

it.

Yeah.

I'm not going to drop food on it

or anything or, like, you know.

Nothing.

Nothing at all.

You know?

So, what could I possibly do to stain

furniture?

I'm a very good dad.

I don't make messes.

Uh-uh.

Yeah, I'm a very clean.

Right.

Yeah.

Well, she, I don't know, she might, she's

a little messy eater, aren't you?

I mean, I'm not that messy.

She has to clean, though.

I don't think I'm messy.

She cleans a lot.

She cleans a lot.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, well, Dad's always messaging me to

clean, so I have to.

I know.

I can't believe that.

I know.

I don't know why he makes me the

maid of the house.

I haven't been doing that.

Well, it's just you're the youngest.

That's what happens.

Well, it's just so stupid.

Like, I don't, I have school.

Like, I have other things I need to

do.

Other than just, like, clean.

Well, really.

You know what she said, you know?

Mm-hmm.

You try your best and everything, you're succeeding

at school, and it's, you know, it's going

good.

You know, I myself, you know, I've, I

went to school, did all that stuff, I'm

out of school now, and, you know, now

I'm just hanging out at home for now.

Mm-hmm.

You know, I mean, I might be in

between jobs, but I'm trying my best.

It's okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's okay, son.

I don't mind.

Yeah, it's normal.

It's a huge house.

I mean, at least, like, you're here with

the family.

Yeah.

Because that's all that we care about.

Yeah.

We like to be here with the family.

Yeah.

I mean, I, I do like having my

big brother around.

Mm-hmm.

We like him around.

Especially if dad's not around.

You know what I mean?

Well, yeah, well, I need someone around.

Who's going to take care of all you

guys if dad's not around anyway?

Right.

When he's not here, you're the man of

the house.

Yeah.

So I can accept that.

I mean, thank God we have someone around.

I know.

I can't wait.

I'm thinking of all the toppings I want

on mine.

I know.

I wonder if we can make homemade churros

for dessert, too.

Churros are actually pretty easy to make, too.

I think it's, like, what, like, three, four

ingredients?

I don't know.

We can look it up.

I have no idea.

I think it's, like, three, four ingredients.

You like churros, though, right?

It's just, like, I don't know.

It's, like, putting batter in a frying pan,

just, like, basically batter in a frying pan

and then covering up in sugar.

It's, like, mmm.

Cinnamon and sugar.

Oh.

Yeah.

Nice.

It's...

I honestly, like, we should make those big

ones.

Those huge churros.

Yeah.

Like they have at the amusement parks.

Yes.

Mom loves those big churros.

You know what I mean?

I love big churros.

I love big churros.

Speaking about tacos.

Big, long churros.

You know?

Oh, my goodness.

Um, I like it whenever they put, like,

the little, um, chocolate drizzles along them or

when they make it, like, super fancy.

Yes.

Or have you heard of, like, churro ice

cream?

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Because, like, coffee ice cream is one of

my favorites and it kind of tastes similar

to the coffee ice cream, won't lie.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It kind of does.

It just lacks the flavor.

I'm allergic to cinnamon.

Like, have you had the...

No, I'm actually allergic to cinnamon, unfortunately, so

I can't have churros.

Oh, you're allergic.

I didn't know that you were allergic to

cinnamon.

Can't you really like desserts anyway?

No wonder I didn't know that.

I haven't really noticed that.

Yeah.

Well.

I'm the opposite.

I love desserts.

She loves desserts.

I love desserts.

I've been on a huge, like, um, smoothie

bowl kick.

Smoothie bowl.

I can't get enough of the smoothie bowls.

Oh, that's nice.

They're, like, so funny.

Um.

Because you can put, like, anything in it.

You can put anything in it.

And that's, like, the fun part about it.

Mmm.

Right.

Right.

You can go from really healthy to really

unhealthy with those.

Oh, my gosh.

And you know I go really unhealthy.

Like, I'm like, oh, give me the Nutella.

Give me the...

What?

Yes.

You've got to be careful.

That's how Dad became diabetic.

I mean, I know.

Is he laughing?

That's terrible.

I mean, look at her.

She's so skinny.

I know.

I'm just kidding.

I'm being a little ridiculous.

She's so healthy.

I'm being so ridiculous.

I know.

I mean, in moderation, right?

Moderation, right.

You know, I just worry about my family

and all that stuff.

I know.

I just want to make sure you guys

are, you know, good and stuff.

You know, especially as the man of the

house whenever Dad comes back.

You know, we've got to do what we've

got to do.

Yes.

So, I guess, um, I'll let you guys

finish your movie.

And, um, or whatever the hell you guys

are watching.

It looks like a brand new one just

started.

Hmm.

It is, honestly, the advert.

I know.

It's like the same thing over and over

and over.

I don't think you guys even paid attention

when it happened at all.

No.

We missed the ending.

It's fine.

It's like the same thing.

They always catch the bad guys.

Of course.

Yeah.

They always catch the bad guys.

That's true.

All right.

Well, I guess we'll go out and we'll

have tacos tomorrow.

But just...

Should we just do tacos tomorrow?

We'll make it at home tomorrow.

How about that?

Should we?

Should we do tacos tomorrow?

I was kind of looking forward to it

tonight.

Were you?

I mean, I was kind of looking forward

to it.

I know.

I know it takes work, but, like, I

can help.

Hold on a second.

Sorry.

You were saying?

I mean, I just think it's easy to

kind of, like, make it, though.

It shouldn't take too long.

I mean, but if we do do it

tomorrow, we should cook the meat in the

crock pot.

Let's just do it tomorrow.

Deal.

Okay.

All right.

I'll let you girls do your thing.

Well, good morning.

Oh, hey.

Hi.

What's up?

Weren't you...

Weren't you supposed to have your homework done

already?

Uh, technically, it is done.

This is just, like, a little, like, side

art project thing that my art teacher wants

me to do.

I think she's lying.

Extra credit.

I think she's lying.

Yeah, it's like extra credit.

No, I'm not.

Don't even.

Well, she's lying.

She fooled me.

Okay.

She got you good.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Just like my daddy.

Just like my daddy.

You know, he didn't come home last night.

Let's just not talk about that.

Did he really not?

He didn't come home last night.

Yeah, let's not talk about that.

Oh, I'm sorry.

It's okay.

I understand what you're doing.

So, I've been up since 5 a.m.

cleaning.

Oh, my God.

That's not how I did.

Are you serious?

That's why?

Yeah.

It's okay.

I just thought that you, like, watched, like,

self-improvement videos all night.

Self-improvement videos?

I just kind of, like, had the urge

to...

I don't know.

I was hoping it was something not bad.

Oh.

Well, what do you mean?

I'm used to it.

Do you stand up when I watch TV?

Or are you...

What?

Well, yeah, I stayed up late, and then

I woke up early.

I just didn't sleep well.

Okay.

That's all right.

It's all right, though.

I'm used to it with your father right

now.

I thought we were going to talk about

that.

Yeah, let's move on.

What are we going to eat for breakfast,

you guys?

Oh, breakfast?

You know what?

I probably shouldn't eat.

Yeah, it's healthy.

Reese, are you hungry at all?

I really don't eat breakfast anymore.

Really?

Come on, you guys.

It's just, like, not necessarily my thing, you

know?

Not necessarily your thing?

What do you mean?

It's just, like, I'm just not really hungry

in the mornings anymore.

No?

No.

There's nothing really...

It tastes good.

Oh, I see.

Oh, I don't want blueberries.

Get those...

What?

Get those out of there.

First for breakfast is the best.

No.

I don't want that.

No?

What if I took the blueberries and made

a smoothie?

I love smoothies.

She said she loves smoothies.

I know she does.

It's her favorite.

I wouldn't even...

I don't want any fruit.

I was slicing the strawberries this morning.

No, I love strawberries.

No?

She's like, maybe give her a bowl of

strawberries.

What was that?

I didn't hear you.

I'll take a little bowl.

Oh, okay.

She'll take a bowl.

She'll take a bowl.

Yeah.

Are you sure you don't want anything?

What if I make coffee?

You can start making me some coffee.

There's some instant coffee to the cover to

the right.

What time is school anyways for you?

I think we have a late start, so...

Okay.

You know, if you can...

Don't boil the water.

I like it when you use the hot

water tap instead for instant coffee.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

That's so weird.

That is weird.

It's instant coffee.

It's supposed to be instantly, you know, instantly

fresh anyway.

That's so weird.

Okay.

I mean, that's chill and you don't have

to wait to drink it.

Yeah, could you...

You know where the cups are in the...

You know where the cups are.

Geez.

Yeah, of course.

It's okay.

Be so helpful.

I'm trying to be helpful.

Well, if you want the instant, then why

don't I just give you a gas station

styrofoam cup?

Gas station styrofoam cup.

Hold on here.

Gas station styrofoam cup.

Since you want the instant crap, I mean,

why does it matter if we use the

good dishes?

Or not.

Why?

Why?

Why are you taking this out on me?

I'm kidding, son.

You're so, you're so mean.

Geez.

I just wanted to see what you would

say.

Can you believe her?

She's being so mean to me.

She should be mean to you.

Why?

Who even likes instant coffee?

I do.

Instant coffee is so nasty.

Like, so you just don't have good taste.

You know?

Hey, candy's dandy, but liquor is quicker.

You know what I'm saying?

Oh, son.

But it just doesn't taste good.

It's supposed to get you where you're going.

You don't even boil water.

I know.

Hey, he likes what he likes.

I got it here, so.

No milk, please.

Just some water?

Yeah, just water and coffee.

Make it normal.

Don't worry.

Hey, did you want to go bowling after

school?

Yeah, I'm going.

How about you?

You don't like bowling?

I like bowling.

Oh, she does like bowling.

Yeah.

I can play one or two rounds, and

that's fine.

But we could probably do that after school.

You know what I'm saying?

I know.

You're right.

Yeah.

We could go to the arcade, too.

What's with the two cups?

Are you pouring her a cup of coffee,

too?

I don't think she should have caffeine.

She's got enough energy, this one.

Um, how about your mother?

Your mother?

You've been up since five, I guess.

Yeah, I guess you need some coffee, for

sure.

Yeah.

Geez.

Yeah, I need some coffee.

Okay, well, what about breakfast?

You're just being so picky.

Picky?

I'm not being picky.

You just really need some good food around

here.

Okay, all right.

No fruit.

I get it, I get it.

Cereal?

Cereal?

Yeah.

I don't like cereal.

Mmm, I love cereal.

Me, too.

She loves cereal.

Well, pour her a thing of cereal, then.

Well, I've had it all year ago.

Or granola.

Everybody loves granola.

Well, start with her cereal.

I can't really have granola because of my

braces.

Yeah, remember, she has braces.

Of course.

Of course.

I could get my head if I wasn't

screwed on.

I mean, Dad pays so much for them.

I wouldn't want to break them.

This is true.

This is 100% true.

Let me help you with that.

Okay.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Of course.

What are you doing with this cereal?

I was going to give you the little

bowl.

I like how you used to make breakfast

for us, instead of just cereal.

You know what I mean?

I thought we were going to talk about

him.

If you guys wanted me to bake eggs

or something, I could.

Oh, I love my eggs scrambled.

Can you do scrambled eggs with a little

cheese?

Aren't you going to be late for school?

Well, I don't know how to wait to

start.

Okay, so sometimes every Wednesday morning, we start

school at 9am, so that the teachers can

have assemblies and stuff.

So I don't have to be at school

until 9am instead of 8am.

Strange question.

How do you like your eggs?

You know I like them scrambled, but just

a little bit overcooked.

Scrambled?

Yeah.

Just a little bit overcooked, though.

You know I don't...

Wait, what do you mean overcooked?

I don't understand overcooked.

Yeah, what does that mean, though?

What does that mean?

You know when there's still that kind of

clear in the egg?

I don't like it when it's like that.

I like it when it's just a little

bit brown.

Brown?

Yeah.

Ooh, yours looks really good.

Hash browns.

Ooh, yes.

I love hash browns.

Sorry.

Potatoes are like one of the easiest things.

Put it on the grocery list.

Wait, do we have hash browns?

No, we don't.

I'm surprised we don't have any of the

freezer ones.

Do we have potatoes?

I don't think so, but you guys seem

convinced.

Otherwise...

If we have hash browns, I'll eat hash

browns.

Yeah, I love hash browns, Mom.

So you don't want the cereal after all?

Well, give her the cereal at least.

Okay, I guess here, yeah.

Thank you, Mom.

Here's your cereal.

Oh, um...

How's she doing with her homework?

With extra art credit?

Uh, it's...

This is what you're doing?

Calligraphy.

She told me she was doing an art

project.

Extra credit.

This is the rough draft.

It's the rough draft.

See?

Mom, come on.

I would never lie to you.

You know me.

I don't know.

I don't know either.

You know me, Mom.

I wouldn't do that.

Well, let's see if we have potatoes in

the cupboard at least.

Alright.

Let's double check.

Let's see here.

I don't know why you're just drawing squiggly

lines.

No, it's not squiggly lines.

So this is like the old English S.

It's a rough draft of a bigger portrait

that I have to do.

And then, um, this is just like an

outline of a portrait.

Outline of a portrait.

This here, let me show you.

Yeah, yeah.

This, that looks like an S to me.

This is the S.

This is like the outline of a portrait.

What, this is an outline?

Yeah, this is an outline of a portrait.

Then what's with that book?

Imagine the eyes right there.

Does that put it together a little bit

more?

You know your father's not here.

You don't have to lie to him.

There's that F word again.

Geez.

So wait, what are you actually drawing here?

It's going to be a person soon.

Okay, what's this lettering here then?

The lettering is like, I'm practicing the lettering.

Because I want to do a self-portrait

and the lettering is going to be like

above the person.

Oh.

Yeah.

What's this for again?

Art.

It's a little art project.

For art.

It's not for like a little boyfriend of

yours or something.

Okay, you're being funny.

I have to keep my grade point average

up a little bit because I'm not doing

the best in Spanish.

I know.

How's that coffee?

She's got no reason to lie.

Oh, here's some coffee.

Yeah, you try it first.

Okay.

Tell me how it is.

Oops.

Geez, it's hot.

Would you use lava for this?

You saw me.

I was using the water over there.

Using what?

I used the hot water thing.

Oh, just the hot water thing.

You didn't even see me do it?

No.

I wasn't paying attention.

I was distracted.

I was making fun of you the whole

time.

That was great.

I'm glad I got great family moments like

this.

Uh-huh.

Honestly, same here because it can get like

really like hard as like a young girl.

You know what I mean?

Aww.

I feel like things can sometimes be a

little difficult, so it's nice I can rely

on my family.

Yeah.

You know what?

Yeah, you know what?

What if we have to close family?

I know.

That's great.

I like my other friends, they're like, their

parents like don't really get along or they

don't get along with their siblings, so it's

kind of nice I get to like come

here and be exposed to like a healthier,

a better family dynamic.

I'm very happy you could come here too.

You know.

Mm-hmm.

I'm glad.

I can never ask for a better mom.

Honestly, same.

She literally just got me cereal.

She what?

She just got me cereal.

I know she did.

Hey, we didn't even discuss what I'm going

to have for breakfast.

We're still looking.

Potato hash browns.

See, see, see if we have any hash

browns.

I swear.

Check.

Potatoes.

I know you don't want to make them

from scratch.

Well, at this point, I would make them

from scratch if we had potatoes.

I'm telling you guys.

Oh.

I will double and triple check.

Please.

Please, geez.

Yeah.

Oh.

All right.

You're making a little thing for your little

boyfriend and stuff like that.

I mean, even if I was, even if

I was.

That's cute.

It is cute.

Just like, try not to tell Dad, man.

Give her a break.

She's a good kid.

I just, like, haven't really told Dad about

it yet because I'm afraid of what he's

going to say if he finds out that

I'm kind of, like, dating boys.

She keeps using that F word and that

D word.

You're not supposed to talk about that.

No, no potatoes at all, you guys.

How about pancakes?

I know if we don't have pancake mix,

we can use, like, cake mix.

Pancake mix.

You guys went from not wanting any breakfast

at all to wanting something very complicated.

Well, let's see.

You know, I really, we really need to

make a run to the store after this.

Run to the store.

Well, if you wouldn't have been so...

Hold on, let me, let me, I'll tell

you what.

I'll help you.

Let me finish this real quick, okay?

Okay.

Don't worry.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, gosh.

Not to be inappropriate, but I honestly just,

it's, you guys don't know what it's like

to be a guy, but sometimes you just

have morning wood, you know?

And just every morning I just want to

try to get rid of it the best

I can.

Oh my God, you're so froze.

At the, at the dinner table.

That's not, you know, I know, it's kind

of a weird, weird subject, but I just

wanted to throw that out there.

All right, Mom.

Are we going to grocery shop, I guess?

Yeah.

Get some hash browns and stuff?

I guess we should drop you off at

school.

Yeah.

Are you going to drink that coffee?

I did, actually.

And it's, you know, it's...

I could definitely see why Dad married you.

Aw, thanks, Dad.

And thank you so much for the cereal.

Yeah.

I appreciate it.

All right.

All right, let's go to school.

Let's go to school.

Come on.

Oh, okay.

Let's go.

I can't wait to go in the new

car.

Yeah.

Oh my gosh.

What you doing?

Oh, I'm just like checking these emails real

quick from school.

Geez, you fancy.

Are you like an administrator or something?

Shut up.

Oh.

You're so annoying.

Anyway, what you got sharing the same shower

or something?

Oh, did you just get all the, did

you use the bath?

Yeah, I used the new bath.

I used those new like little Epsom salts

that you had under the sink.

Oh, did you like that?

Yeah.

They were like really relaxing.

It was really nice.

They smell really good.

Oh my God.

It smelled amazing.

Well, I'm glad we just got a new

hot water heater.

I was just showering while you were bathing.

Oh, really?

Yeah, I just got a shower.

You guys are ridiculous.

What are the chances?

I know, right?

So silly.

Well, we like to be clean.

Yeah, I have to like shower and bathe

sometimes.

I mean.

Did you wash your hair?

No, I'm like trying this new like wash

cycle.

If you use a dry shampoo, it takes

a few months for your hair to get

used to it.

Dry shampoo?

Can you explain dry shampoo?

Another girl thing.

It's basically overpriced baby powder that you put

in your hair so you don't have to

wash your hair.