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I'm going to go on my phone real quick, this dating app, see what's good.

Whoa, what the fuck?

This dating app, going to this dating app real quick, see what new girls are in town.

Here, what the fuck?

Let me see.

Is that?

Is that?

No way.

What?

No way.

I can't believe this shit, man.

Boy, let me get a closer look at this, man.

That's mom right there, my fucking stepmom.

No fucking way, man.

Fucking videos and shit.

What?

Wow.

Fuck.

Wow.

That's insane.

I can't believe she's being a fucking slut like this.

Fuck.

I'm going to go tell her about this shit right now, man.

Get away with this shit.

Fucking around with my dad and shit.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey, what's up?

Nothing, just getting ready to go to the store.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

And do what?

What do you mean, and do what?

I'm going to the store.

For what?

Groceries.

Dress like that?

I'll dress however I want to dress.

Yeah.

For as long as I've known you, I mean, I've never seen you go grocery shopping in fucking high heels.

That's weird.

What?

I got a new skirt.

I wanted to wear it.

To the grocery store.

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

Why am I being interrogated all of a sudden?

What's this?

Can you tell me what this is?

No, no, no.

What is this?

Where did you even find it?

Where did I find it?

What the fuck is...

Is that you in this dating app?

No.

That's not me.

This is a...

No, no.

You can't have this phone.

This is an app for hooking up.

It's not really a dating app.

I don't...

I don't...

So what do you...

What's your profile doing on this shit?

I don't know.

I don't know probably an old profile or something old uh old like how old you've been married to my

dad for years this this app this app is not that new I don't know maybe someone made an account

with my name on it I don't know no these are your photos this is you it says your name on it it says

your age your name uh what city you live in what do you what are you talking about listen what the

fuck is going on you're not going to go you're not going in a fucking grocery store you're just

you're taking advantage of the fact that dad's not here well you know what your dad's never here

so maybe that's why I have to go on a dating oh so so this is you this is your profile so listen

listen you you want to be you want to be like a slut I'm not being a slut then you're married

to my father what the

fuck who's gone constantly I have needs too no this is bullshit this is bullshit you you just

can't cheat on my dad and and expect to fucking not just expect expect to get away with it I'm

I'm his son that's my father what are you gonna go tell him gonna go run to your dad and go tell

him you can't I'm a person too I don't know I mean this whole house would crumble without me

I've never seen you look

this hot for my dad before ever I don't even know how to take that so in the past in the past few

weeks every time I see you like dressed up sexy and you leave you're going you're going to go

you're you're going to hook up with people not every time you see me yeah I'm pretty sure man

that's that's a hookup site that's not a fucking it's not like a Christian dating site I'm not

dating somebody I'm not dating somebody so you're so you're being you're you're

hooking up with dudes who's to say that your dad's not doing that too I don't know man I don't

think my dad has my dad you think he would have a fucking profile online really him I don't know

listen so since you want to be a slut or since you're gonna go be a slut right now basically

that's what you're doing why don't you be a slut here for me what you heard me what do you mean be

a slut for you yeah I mean I want the same treatment what are you gonna go to right now

you're gonna go fuck some dude you're gonna go suck his dick fuck him I don't know maybe maybe

that's what you're gonna go do there's no maybe about it you're not gonna go fucking have lunch

with some guy you're gonna go hook up I've been on that I use that app and it's nothing but girls

who just want to hook up so what are you doing you're gonna try to blackmail me right now I mean

it aids you know I can tell that easily

when he gets home he's gonna ask where you are he's gonna think you're at the grocery store but

you're not so that's only fair if I if I get with whoever the fuck you're gonna hook up with right

now guts it's only fair if you get it yeah of course you want it you want this to be between

us don't you yeah I want this to be between us don't you yeah I want this to be between us don't you

exactly so so what I have to like suck your dick for you to shut your mouth maybe you do

and you'll never say anything to your dad why would I yeah I'm gonna tell you he's gonna come

back on you too I'm gonna tell my blackmail you and made you blow me it's a good point exactly so

I mean I might as well go fuck some dude you're gonna try to hook up with some guy you're gonna

take advantage you know one time my stepmom one time okay sure one time yeah sure and then you

shut your mouth never speak of this ever again I won't say nothing I'll keep my mouth shut I can't

say anything after you suck my dick I can't I can't I can't tell dad about that and I can keep

going out of my little fuck what you do just don't fucking take my dad's money that's all

I make more money than your dad

okay I'll do it you'll do what I'll suck your dick oh my god one time use it to my ears one time

and if you ever tell your dad I swear to God I'll cut your dick off blackmailing son of a bitch Wow

take my shoes hey you're you're cheating fucking slut what the fuck watch yourself I'll keep your

secret mm-hmm I'll keep your secret mm-hmm I'll keep your secret mm-hmm I'll keep your secret mm-hmm

see exactly what you're working with down here anything like your father yeah

help that perfect well it's like you were expecting something maybe yeah my

father like son

Oh my god.

Show me why you get so many DMs.

So many of that's on your profile. Like, fucking 3,000 likes. What the fuck?

Boy, you were really doing your research in there, weren't you?

Yeah.

Fuck.

You can see right.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

That dig nice and wet.

Oh, god.

I had no idea.

I had no idea.

I had no idea.

I had no idea that's what you were hiding from me in here.

Call this a little warm up for your date later.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Good.

Maybe you can warm me up more often.

Yeah, I hope so, yeah.

Aw, yes.

Damn.

Yeah.

I don't want to.

Oh, yeah.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I'm sorry.

No, no.

Is that what you want?

Yes.

Just like that.

I can't sit back.

I'm going to come so hard.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, cool.

Damn.

Is that what you wanted?

Yes.

Yeah?

That was so fucking good.

So good.

That's good enough to keep your mouth shut for a while?

Absolutely, yes.

Good.

Now, put your fucking pants on.

Get out of my room.

I've got a date.

I'm going to go to sleep.

Okay.

I'm going to go to sleep.

Okay.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.