Original subtitles

Mona, ,,

what are you doing?

Nothing,

Go back to sleep,

But you were

looking at the...

Shh, shh, shh,

Everything's fine,

Well done, Mona Lisa,

Execute command 14-C,

Very impressive

one-Night stand,

Dr, Haley,

You've managed

to put an assassin and a spy

in the same package...

Mata hari

for the 21st century,

If I'd known she was going

to perform this well,

I'd have ordered Champagne,

Now's no time

to be popping any corks,

Your unit has yet to complete

a fully operative mission,

A human kill?

In the field?

Already?

Can you give me a reason

to Wait?

Good night, Dr, Haley,

Good night, Pete,

[ alarm sounding ]

you need to stop right there,

There is nothing wrong

with your television,

Do not attempt

To adjust the picture,

We are now controlling

the transmission,

We control the horizontal

and the vertical,

We can deluge you

with a thousand channels

or expand One single image

to crystal clarity, ,,

and beyond,

We can shape your vision

to anything

our imagination can conceive,

For the next hour,

we will control

all that you see and hear,

You are about to experience

the awe and mystery

which reaches

from the deepest inner mind

to

The outer limits,

When we are able

to instill a machine

with human emotions,

will we then instill it

with a soul?

Can you believe this moron?

Two cars repoed already,

going for three,

and he still parks his car

in front of his apartment,

I bet he's got a christmas tree

in his rearview,

Teddi, you don't know

the man's situation,

He's a career deadbeat,

What else is there to know?

Well, maybe he has an excuse

this time,

Maybe he was laid off,

or maybe his kids got sick,

or, ,,

you can stop any time, Vern,

Now get out of here

before you wake up

the whole neighborhood,

Every one of these guys, ,,

what are you doing?

Who the hell are you?

Aren't you going to tell me

what you're doing?

No, Why don't you just get out?

Come on, cupcake, Move it,

You are not very friendly,

Are you going to hit the road,

or do I call the cops?

I wish you were friendlier,

Dammit, ,,

I think

someone wants to see you...

Damn repo people,

You're rude,

How'd you do that?

It's just his pancreas,

Yeah, well, ,,

it was nice to meet you,

I'll go with you,

Whatever,

But the repo yard's

the end of the line,

Losing the unit

is not an option,

My guess is she shut down

her internal tracking device,

How is that possible?

May I remind you

that this

is a billion-Dollar experiment?

She's capable

of independent thought,

She must have created

her own programming

to override

the shutdown mode,

Damn it, We are still talking

about an android here,

Don't you have fail-Safes

to protect against this?

We had to disengage them,

as ordered,

to give Mona Lisa the capacity

to harm human beings,

It was vital

to her having

independent thought,

Fine, doctor, You succeeded,

Now, let's go out

and find this thing

before it decides

to start killing anyone

who gets in its way,

What's your name?

Teddi,

That's a funny name for a girl,

I'm way past being a girl,

Plus, my dad

never wanted one

to begin with,

That's why he called me teddi,

Theodora, actually,

It's for Ted Williams,

the baseball player,

Boston red sox,

last 400 hitter

in the major leagues,

Lifetime batting average... 344,

Win lots of bets in bars,

do you?

No,

So who are you?

My name is Mona,

Pretty cool

how you got into the car

without a key or anything, Mona,

I suppose you're

going to tell me

that it was unlocked?

No,

That clears everything up,

Hello,

I was just going to change

these Brake linings,

You want to watch?

Sure,

One hand?

That's all she needed?

Yeah,

For all I know,

the big ape's still

lying there on the street,

Man, tough as that,

she looks like

miss july,

Don't go soft

like Vern,

It's like you jokers

never seen

a pretty girl before,

Hey, you're a pretty girl,

if you give yourself a chance,

Uncle talk,

I raised you, teddi, I know,

Just forget about me,

What am I going to do

with what's-her-Face?

She acts

as if we're joined at the hip,

Maybe Vern

will take her off your hands,

He'd better behave himself,

Vern!

Don't just

stay there, silly,

Yeah, ,,right,

Holy smokes,

I thought I was

a grease spot,

You see

what she did?

Oh, man,

saved my Butt,

I've heard of mothers doing that

to save their kids...

She's not your mother,

How did you do that, anyway?

I don't know,

I've never tried it before,

Adrenaline, wasn't it?

It's a stunt,

like for tv...

Candid camera,

Mona, you hurt yourself,

Let me see,

Oh, no, it's all right,

What are you,

a doctor or something?

Let me

take a look,

Oh, what the hell, ,,

teddi, ,,

banjo,

she's, ,,she's not a human,

Th... Th... That ain't right,

Vern, shut up,

What are you?

The information you are seeking

has been classified top secret...

Dammit, just tell us

what you are,

I am a Stromberg 2010

artificial human,

the most advanced android

ever created

by

the quanitron corporation,

Android?

That's a, ,,that's a robot,

I told you, teddi,

don't pick up strangers,

My full name

is Mona Lisa 37-X,

The "x" is for exceptional,

because Dr, Willard Haley

equipped me

with a brain

equivalent to 64 Cray computers,

I also feature a chomsky

language-Acquisition device,

a built-In

Satellite uplink modem,

an internal

gps system,

and synthetic epidermis

indistinguishable from that

of a 25-year-Old female...

This is too weird,

I'm... I'm out of here,

Wait,

I want to come,

Fat chance,

What, you're going

to leave her here?

What are Vern and me

going to do with her?

I don't know, Take her epidermis

for a test drive,

Hi,

How did you get here?

I ran,

Well, you can run

right back out,

You shouldn't have a knife,

You could cut yourself,

I want you out of here,

I'm not threatening you,

Really?

You're the first human I've met

who was nice to me,

Well, don't expect it

to happen again,

But I want to be your friend,

You want to be friends,

don't you?

It wouldn't be nice

if we weren't,

What happens to people

if they're not your friends?

Bad things,

Like what?

You kill them?

You killed someone?

Not a person, an android,

For practice,

My assignment, E you practici

you never killed anyone,

did you?

No,

Let me get something

for your arm,

I can Patch it myself

if you have a high-Tensile

carbon fiber,

Yeah, well,

let me see what I have,

I like your apartment,

even though it is smaller

than where Dr, Haley stores me,

At, uh,

quantico?

The quanitron corporation,

Quanitron, ,,

here,

Here's a needle and thread, ,,

and, um, there's superglue

if you need it,

Maybe that can help,

I'm sure it will,

Would you like to see

my interior systems?

No, I'll pass,

I've got a weak stomach,

You're funny,

Yeah, a regular laugh riot,

I'm going to, ,,

I'll just be a minute,

Where are you,

Mona Lisa?

Good news, Dr, Haley,

I ran a behavioral simulation

that suggests that Mona Lisa

won't go more than 4,7 miles

from her base of operations,

by herself, that is,

A behavioral simulation?

Mona Lisa can prepare

the entire menus

of the best restaurants

in Paris,

discuss beethoven

with the faculty of juilliard,

and kill you

if your training in the

kama sutra is lacking,

Now she's operating

outside her programming,

creating her own code,

So forget

your behavioral simulations,

Sorry, sir,

No, no, I'm sorry,

I just, ,,

I understand,

[ telephone ringing ]

Dr, Haley,

Um, I'm afraid

I'm not at liberty

to divulge

that information,

Well, anyone could pick a name

out of a directory,

If you could be more specific, ,,

well, how does

Mona Lisa Sound?

Yes, that's her, Mona Lisa,

Um, where...

No, no, never mind,

Just give me

your address,

and my colleagues and I

will be there

as soon as possible,

Well, make it quick,

because I have no idea

what that thing will do next,

Thank you,

and please,

don't antagonize her,

All done,

See?

Oh, that's great,

Thank you

for the needle and thread,

Who's this?

That's my daughter,

She's so pretty,

Can I meet her?

Um, she's not here right now,

What was it like having a baby?

I've heard that it's a glorious,

life-Affirming experience,

I don't know about that,

All I know is

it hurt like hell,

It did?

So why did you do it?

I asked myself the same thing

while it was happening,

but, you know, ,,

you're holding your baby

in your arms,

it's your own flesh and blood, ,,

it's the greatest experience

of your life,

It's the best sunset,

best song, best laugh, ,,

it sounds so beautiful,

having a baby,

Yeah,

When you decide to have a child,

you decide forever

to have your heart

walking around

outside your body,

That is exactly what it's like,

Did you just make that up?

No, It was Elizabeth stone,

She's a writer,

I think someone's coming,

No!

What the hell

is going on?

Wait!

Are you Haley?

Thank you for your assistance,

Ms, Madden,

You'd be strongly advised

to forget this ever happened,

Things just got out of control,

yo

Mona, Rd,

That's all,

Nothing we can't rectify,

Just a few little changes, ,,

quickly, quickly,

We don't want

to attract attention,

Come back here!

Bring her back!

Sons of bitches,

Nobody breaks into my place,

You okay back there?

Oh, jeez, Mona, ,,

tell me if you're going

to rip my lungs out

so I can just

pull over,

Are you going to kill me,

or you want me

to get you out of here?

How could you do that, teddi?

I made a mistake,

I never did anything to you,

Well, I was scared of you,

all right?

You acted like

you were my friend,

You told me about your daughter,

and then, ,,

and then dr, Haley

comes to take me away

like I was something

you turned in at lost and found,

You weren't even acting

like a human being,

Want to bet?

No, Not a nice one,

Maybe we should just worry

about what we'll do next,

I thought we were running away

from Dr, Haley,

We are, but we're going to do it

in something his meatheads

aren't looking for,

How about that car?

You want to steal it?

Stealing's wrong,

Depends on

the circumstances,

Oh, no,

If you steal, you make problems

for somebody else,

You're taking something

they've probably worked

very hard to get,

Hey, that mad scientist

had you looking like a rag doll,

Do you want that

to happen again?

No, but I don't

want you to steal,

I didn't hear you complain

when I stole this Van,

Now, come on,

if you're coming,

Come on,

A slim Jim,

How did you know that?

Repo man,

Shh,

A 1984 movie

Starring Emilio Estevez

and Harry Dean Stanton,

I've seen 2,427 films

as part of

my cultural awareness program,

Yeah, well, I'm a little behind

in that department,

Why don't you

keep an eye out?

Yes, teddi,

Got it,

So who were those guys

that looked like

funeral directors?

The information you are seeking

has been classified...

We've already been through that,

They're from the agency,

C, I, A,?

Oh, no,

More secret than that,

They don't even have a name,

Strictly black file,

I knew I should have let them

take you,

I'm kidding,

Well, you shouldn't,

The agency is very dangerous,

They programmed me

to spy on people

and assassinate them,

Don't remind me,

Damn,

Where are you going?

I'm going

to go hot-Wire the car,

Silly, ,,

[ engine starts ]

Mona, how did you do that?

I synchronized my outputs

with the car's

electrical system,

like a remote control,

Let me make sure

I've got this straight,

You can remote-Control

any electric system?

Okay, go to it,

Go to what?

Do the remote control thing,

We need money,

Oh, I don't want to steal again,

Remember when I told you

about circumstances?

Well, these are

circumstances,

We need money

for food and for gas,

Go ahead,

I didn't think

I'd need to keep being bad

to be nice,

Mona, I'm not asking you

to kill anybody,

I can't think

of anything else,

It's the best I can do,

I am sorry,

Will you pay the bank back?

It hadn't occurred to me,

I'll only do it

if you pay the bank back,

Okay, Fine,

You've got a deal,

You know, teddi,

sometimes I think you forget

what a good person

you really are,

A hundred bucks?

That's all?

I don't want you to go

too far into debt for me,

Right,

Pretty good appetite

for a robot,

You mean artificial human,

Right,

Where does the food go?

My power system converts

98,8% of everything I eat

into fuel,

What's that mean? No diets?

Uh-huh,

I could really learn

to hate you,

You don't mean that,

So why did you help me, teddi?

Because, ,,I don't know,

Maybe I saw something in you

I didn't expect, ,,

besides,

I don't like people being pulled

from my house

like they were a criminal,

Why are you smiling?

You said I was a person,

Yeah, I did,

So are you going to tell me

what happened

to your little girl?

My ex-Husband kidnapped her,

It was the next best thing

to driving a stake

through my heart,

That's terrible,

Did you call

the police?

Them, and anybody else

who would listen,

I even hired a private eye,

but he wasn't good for anything

except cashing

the checks I wrote him,

I haven't seen Amanda

in about a year now,

She just turned seven,

I couldn't even, ,,

I couldn't even send her

a birthday card,

Oh, teddi, ,,

that's what you get

for falling in love,

I don't know,

I've never been in Love,

Well, just don't fall

for al madden,

Was he, ,,

my husband? Yeah,

Well, at least you had Amanda,

For a little while,

You'll get her back,

Right, ,,

okay, let's get out of here,

quick,

Come on,

There's money

on the table,

Washington wants

the unit back, now,

They think I don't?

That's not the point,

It won't be you up there

stonewalling and prevaricating,

Dr, Haley? Not now,

But I think I've figured out

how to stop Mona Lisa,

We will discuss it

when the administrator

and I are finished,

No, let's discuss it now,

If Mona Lisa goes on-line,

we could use a tapeworm virus

to shut her down,

A tapeworm virus?

It's a virus

that only eats specific codes,

It will progressively

shut down

all of Mona Lisa's

autonomous operating systems,

But there's no way

to insert the virus,

We might be able to do it

if she uses her modem uplink,

Then get the virus ready,

But before

she shuts down,

there's no telling

how erratic she'll become,

God knows what she'll do,

Pretend it's another experiment,

Insert the virus,

You'll wipe out

her entire personality,

Yeah, We'll do

an entire reboot,

You're acting

like we're plotting

to violate your daughter,

I will not

let you undo

everything

we've accomplished,

You don't have

the luxury of refusing,

I am not about to sacrifice

our only prototype,

But Mona Lisa is my project,

In name only,

Both of our necks

are on the line here,

and I won't hang

for your devotion to an android,

You will do

exactly as I say,

or you can start packing,

Where are we going?

Nowhere,

I'm just trying to think,

You're not changing your mind

about helping me,

are you?

Never,

I'm just trying to figure out

what to do next,

Do I go to the FBI,

or are they a part of this?

Maybe I should go

to the newspapers,

Oh, I'm so far out of my league,

it's pathetic,

Everything's going

to be all right,

What makes you so sure?

Great time

to go into a robot trance,

She's using her modem,

What is it?

What's wrong?

I've only got a minute

to break into

her data stream,

Make it count,

Virus inserted,

Excellent,

I'll notify

Washington,

Now we just wait,

I know where Amanda is,

That's not funny,

I'm serious, teddi,

Seriously crazy,

She's outside yakima

with her father,

Listen, I have spent

the last 15 months

and all kinds of money

trying to track her down,

You expect me to

believe you found her?

I have a phone number,

You have

an address, too?

Yes, Of course,

Please believe me,

teddi,

Why are you doing this?

You helped me,

So, yakima, ,,

Let's go,

Thank you,

Mona, what's wrong?

I'm just happy, that's all,

You're my friend,

We got a tracking signal

back on Mona Lisa,

She's heading north,

Looks like yakima,

I'll call

the administrator?

No, he'd still be on

with Washington,

He'll want to know,

Look, all I need is two hours,

They want

to wipe her out

and start over,

David,

but if I can get a jump,

maybe I can save her,

Two hours,

You can give me that, can't you?

Yeah,

Thanks,

[ music playing ]

I like you better

when you're like this,

I like me better

when I'm like this,

Amanda is going to be so happy,

Are you going to buy her

a vanilla milkshake, too?

As many as she can hold,

I might even buy you

another one,

What's wrong, Mona?

I just feel

a little funny,

that's all,

Maybe you're coming down

with a cold,

Do robots, um...

I mean, artificial humans...

Do you get colds?

Not if we have anything

to say about it,

Mona, you crack me up,

A trailer park, ,,

talk about al

in a nutshell,

39,, ,

38,, ,

31, There it is,

All the child support

he never paid,

you'd think he'd at least

get a double-Wide,

Come on,

Hey, you want to meet Amanda,

don't you?

I can't,

Don't be shy,

She'll be crazy about you,

No, ,,

too hard, ,,

Mona, what is going on?

I think dr, Haley

is trying to hurt me, ,,

some kind of virus, ,,

like a computer virus?

She's waiting for you,

I'm going to grab Amanda,

and then we're getting

the hell out of here,

okay?

Amanda?

Amanda?

Amanda?

Amanda?

[ knocking ]

something I can do

for you, sweet thing?

Your loss,

Where is she?

Look what the cat dragged in,

How are you doing, teddi?

You kidnapped my daughter,

Where is she?

School, just like

she's supposed to be,

Bus ought to be here

pretty soon,

I'm going to take her home,

The hell you are,

I had full custody,

The judge said

that you were an unfit parent,

Do you know

what unfit means?

It means you're a bottom-Feeding

Sack of manure,

There's that damn mouth of yours

again,

You only took her to hurt me,

You want

to get hurt,

I can do better than that,

I'm going to send you home

in pieces,

No, Mona, no!

Please,

Hurt you, ,,

took Amanda, ,,

please, He's still Herr,

Let go of him,

Please, Mona,

It's wrong to kill,

I'm calling the cops,

Be my guest,

They'll throw you in jail

for kidnapping,

Now, get out of here

before she finishes you off,

Go to hell,

You want Amanda,

you've got her,

Come on,

Amanda's bus will be here

any minute,

Can't, All done, ,,

give me a break,

I just saw you kick al's Butt,

Go get Amanda,

Dr, Haley's coming,

How do you know that?

The virus, ,,

I can't leave you here,

He'll pick you apart,

Come on, come on,

I'll help you,

Sorry, Have to stay,

But you go,

Safer, ,,

please, ,,

I'm going to tell Amanda

How brave you were,

how you helped me,

You're the best friend

I ever had,

Thank you,

Bye,

Mommy!

Amanda, ,,

come on, Let's go,

Well, I guess

you learned the secret,

Mona Lisa,

If you're smart enough to kill,

you're smart enough to know

that killing is wrong,

When our machines

are smart enough

to be as destructive

as a human,

perhaps

they will also love like one