All language subtitles for Outer Limits - S06E010

[ crashing ]

and so we welcome you,

no matter what

to the 10th annual

I believe,

Oh, please!

"The aliens did this to me,

You keep telling

year after year,

When the hell

Around the same time

like a Jolly green Giant

At least I've had

I think you liked

I told you,

I stopped them,

Oh, that's what you'd

No, no, no!

The meconia were very

Did you not read my last book?

No, Did you read mine?

I couldn't even find it,

Carl sagan was meconian,

Sagan was a pod person,

I've got the evidence

The only thing in there

It's not the Alien finger,

I'm not going to carry it around

everywhere I go,

But you promised me, Gunther,

that I was going to

You will, You will,

I want it now!

I want the finger,

I don't want a rotten carrot,

It's not a carrot!

You lied to me, Gunther,

You lied, ,,

for Pete's sake,

This printer screwed up

No, no, no, no,

It's fine,

As usual,

it sounds like

Everybody,

can I have your attention,

Everybody, listen up,

Damn it, I said listen!

Well, um, ,,

I hope everyone

Like I always say,

Well, before we get on

I have a personal statement

I couldn't help noticing

have chosen

that tonight's

remain apolitical,

I sound like a broken record,

but this constant bickering,

There is no way

will ever take us seriously

and respect us

if we do not respect ourselves,

Now, when the convention

and the press arrives,

I want us

The moment one of us breaks Rank

the press will jump right in,

and they'll make us all

a bunch of

Which is why Ike asked me...

Hi, everybody...

To come up with a theme

that sort of captures

Don't you roll your eyes at me,

You're one of the first

Damn right...

Me and the rest

Bunch of thugs,

We've got something to show, ,,

something big,

Oh, you mean

that piece of rotten carrot

you've been carrying around?

It is not a carrot,

Whatever it is, it's disgusting,

and it has nothing to do

with reality,

Our extra-Terrestrial friends

are beautiful,

not toads like you,

Diaphanous?

The creature that impregnated me

was definitely reptilian,

You say that

about all creatures

Yeah?

Come over here and say that,

Come on,

Stop!

Back off, everybody,

You people are incorrigible,

One of reasons

was because of the fellowship

We know

on starship earth,

and whether you look at aliens

as a malignant fungus

we need to stand together

in one united Voice,

two very simple words, ,,

"I believe,"

We hunger for a sign

that our faith

and, for me,

these two words are a statement

and that the truth

"I believe?"

I believe that slogan sucks,

That's what I believe,

Yeah, me too,

It would have been

What is wrong with all of you?

Don't you want

for once in your lives?

If you want

you'll need more than a t-Shirt,

You're going to need

I'm sorry, sir,

but this is

If you have something to sell,

there'll be a consignment table

Do I look like

I've been driving in circles

trying to figure out

What is it?

The stuff

[ ♪ ]

there is nothing wrong

Do not attempt

We are now controlling

We control the horizontal, ,,

and the vertical,

We can delude you

or expand one single image

and beyond,

We can shape your vision

to anything

For the next hour,

we will control

You are about to experience

which reaches

to The outer limits,

In an age of doubt,

there is nothing more powerful

but what happens

and those answers

I hope I haven't made a mistake

Is it real?

What kind of starcruiser

Show it to us again,

As head of convention security,

We're not going to 86 anyone,

We don't know anything

or that, ,,thing,

They could both be radioactive,

For all we know,

that thing could make us glow

I assure you,

the fragment is harmless,

Tell that to the cancerous lump

growing on my spine, rummy,

I'm going to ask you and the box

to leave Nicely,

I ask again,

Please, just listen to me,

For 22 years, I was

at nellis Air force base,

That's area 51,

Check the noncom work records

if you don't believe me,

You'll find my name there,

Max Buford?

Buford,

Two weeks ago,

the construction of

I found a discrepancy,

When I went to inquire about it,

I saw this strange craft

being disassembled

Pieces of the ship

in preparation

I was told to forget

and though I tried to ignore it

I found I could not,

Betraying the trust

I stole

put it into the trunk of my car,

That box is before you now,

Wow,

That is an amazing story,

It's the truth,

Our government is conspiring

that built that craft,

The world needs to know,

The government know

Probably, In which case...

They'll kill you,

Dead,

Hell, I knew a guy

That guy crossed the feds

10 years later,

he's eating

In Billings?

That's the one, Bang!

He goes face Down

Turns out a motherhumping

Just rocked his world,

Coincidence? I think not,

Why would you tell

I think it's truly courageous

and I think

when I say thank you

Well, I ain't thanking him,

His story's a load of crap,

That fragment didn't

There are no train tracks

going into that base,

Apparently, the hair goo

has infected your brain,

He's referring to

their cold-Fusion

Shut-up,

The damned photos

What if aliens sent him?

The meconia

to share their

The meconia have got

This kind of technology, ,,

it's vortid all the way,

What if the fragment

What if the government

as part of some

Anyone think of that?

Well, if the fragment is real,

Maybe they just want us

Or the aliens wanted us

because they need

Yeah! Like, maybe

from their base station

You're all missing the point,

Think of all the

and half-Baked stories

we've hitched our wagons to

trying to grab onto

our belief in Aliens

We have it now,

This fragment,

Is that what you believe,

you, with your hoity-Toity

It's what I believe, too,

Ike pilchard,

transit system coordinator,

And me,

Tyler buttram,

with my advanced degrees

animal husbandry, ,,

ditto, except for

Although I am certified

Mr, Buford,

we've already set up

and with your permission,

I'd like to reveal the fragment

to the world,

Are you high on the crack?

The feds'll be on him

Look,

you're a relative Newcomer

Trust me,

there's a lot of things

Well, there's one thing

With Mr, Buford and the fragment

out in the open,

the government would be stupid

Even you can see that, Dale,

Boo is absolutely

Really,

it's the only way

I just want you to know

Well, Mr, Buford, I assure you

the feeling is mutual,

I know that some of us

may seem a little extreme,

but, for the most part,

Can I tell you something?

Tonight, you have

that aliens exist here on earth,

and for that,

This is your room,

Page me if you need anything

You're safe with us,

I've got one man

eyeballing your car

another will be outside

Really?

You think that's necessary?

A little information

Enough said,

I think a Little information

Now, remember what I said,

Yeah,

Are you trying to be ignorant

when you say things like that?

What? What'd I say?

You said there'd be

Correct me if I'm wrong,

but you're our only

Do you think he'll feel safer

knowing the entire FBI

and I'm the only thing

The FBI doesn't

Wake up and smell the cheese,

The walls have eyes,

Any one of the people

could be FBI in

Oh, sure, you're saying

but I've made inquiries

and it wouldn't surprise me

that it comes back

that they're not

And who exactly

Well, when I get the facts,

but only because I like you,

Now, some ignorant Types

is a nowhere road

but to me, parking-Lot security

Say, do either of you ladies

Dale!

I'm talking to some ladies,

These aren't ladies,

I was attacked in my room,

Ah!

Dale, Dale, they're gone,

Don't be too sure,

Describe them,

Um, ,, flat nose,

bulbous eyes, ,,

vortids,

Stinking vortids,

Consider yourself lucky,

Vortids have been known

faster than you can say

but if our government

it's how to get

In other words,

sometimes in their hurry,

they leave a little

It may be nothing more

than a Flake of skin

Dale,

But what about this?

Oh, what is it?

I think you wounded one

Could be a hunk of skin tissue,

some kind of blood,

hair gel,

Admit it, Gunther,

You and your

attacked me in my room,

Digit worshipping?

These are serious charges,

If you and the Fifth Column

why the hell

To Make boo look foolish maybe?

She doesn't need any of my help,

She's foolish enough already...

Not to mention

Fess up, Gunther,

You left your calling card,

All right, all right,

Fine!

Fine,

It was us,

We were just trying

If she's stupid enough

a bunch of cheesy-Looking aliens

could attack her,

who knows what else

Like, say,

a floating metal fragment,

Good example,

The girl's a Flake,

Hell, this was supposed to be

The Fifth Column's year,

Why couldn't you

Bingo,

Smoking gun and all,

Look what we found

Got that hair squidge

Polk's rounding up

I have never been so disgusted

in All my, ,,

Gunther, pack your bags,

As president

of the north American

I hereby suspend you

from any further participation

Incoming!

Screw you and your convention,

You can't deny us

Go ahead and try,

The finger will not be silenced,

[ door slamming ]

that Gunther...

I'd always thought

Sure you're okay, boo?

I'm good,

In fact, I'm better than good,

because with Gunther

this press conference

is really going to soar

on the wings of an eagle,

When you say hanging there, ,,

we will say,

"There are

"That we don't understand,

things the government

boo, ,,

"But we have

"That will change all of that,

"something that

Call it what you want,

Boo!

We've got a problem,

What is it?

Duct tape, some wires,

conductive tubing, ,,

tell it again

Like I said,

the busboy was poking around

and Ping, it opened,

Of course,

What do you mean "Of course"?

What are you talking about?

Mirrors and wires

Probably holograms, too,

That floating fragment

was nothing

And we fell for it,

People, for all you know,

or maybe it's been

I bet my bippy,

if you stick a few

and tape it to the ceiling...

Fine, Where are the magnets?

Mr, Buford pulled

It's alien autopsy

We are so stupid,

But why? Why would he do this?

Maybe we're just

She's right,

For all we know,

the government

Right, The government,

To make us look bad,

Come on, everybody,

sometimes, a piece of tubing

I looked into Mr, Buford's eyes,

Mr, Buford?

It's only us,

We just want to talk,

Really, uma,

Then why isn't he

Got it,

Mr, Buford, sorry to Barge in

I think Max is gone,

Telling us the truth, ,,

yup, Just like we thought,

Mr, Buford's gone

Not to mention

Damned hotel better not

Hey, some towels are missing,

and so's the rubber bath mat,

What a weirdo,

Nobody up front saw him go,

but we scoured the parking Lot

and it definitely isn't there,

How could he just

without saying anything?

Maybe there's

Yeah, Like maybe he knew

The government

What if the government

because somebody

You mean, like Gunther,

Yeah, Gunther,

He had a motive,

Could be Gunther,

Yeah, ,,like, ,,

like, ,,

like nobody,

The man bolted

because this

Maybe we were wrong

Maybe we're wrong

Boo?

Boo, where are you going?

Thought I'd find you here,

Have a drink,

Looks like you need one,

Sex on the beach,

How'd you know

You'd be amazed

if you do a little surfing,

Do you mind if I, uh, sit down?

You okay?

Oh, yeah, I'm great, ,,

considering this feels

like the worst day of my life,

I should have listened to you

when you said how

You wanted that fragment

I'd rather not talk about it,

Funny thing is,

Boo, can you keep a secret?

Sure,

You know, uh, ,,

about when the aliens,

Oh, my god,

Dale, are you saying

Huh?

No, no, no,

I mean, it never happened,

I made it up,

You've got to believe me,

I wanted it to happen,

I wanted to see aliens,

I still do,

but just because

Dale, ,,

I understand, really,

I do,

I know there are aliens

God, I know how desperate

I just wanted to be accepted,

you know?

I mean, all the people here

they're like my family,

They accepted me

and it's all based on a lie,

Can you ever forgive me?

Of course I can,

Thank you,

Wow,

You were great, boo,

Now, I've been with

not that I'm bragging,

but, ,,wow,

You are, ,,

and that was, ,,

wow,

You didn't think it was wow,

No, it was fine, Dale,

It was just what I needed,

It was?

It was real, It happened,

There's no denying it,

That's one way

You and I just had sex,

That's a fact,

It was way better for you

That's another fact,

Now, wait a minute,

Just because

Dale, I'm not passing judgment,

[ Telephone ringing ]

it's just that

I have never been

in my whole life,

Hello?

Listen to me carefully...

Mr, Buford?

Try and understand

It's all about John, okay?

His life is going

Who?

What the hell

Listen, it's nothing personal,

but you sound

Boo, please,

I'm not trying to turn you on

or turn you off,

I'm, ,,I'm venting, okay?

I'm venting,

Actually, Mr, Buford,

Dammit, boo,

Oh, my god,

Boo, you've got to help me,

I'm in a phone Booth

you got that? Kyle plastics,

The nerve of that man,

After all that he's done to me,

to call here at this hour, ,,

where did Buford say he was?

It doesn't even matter,

He's drunk and he's probably

Maybe,

from my experience

it's that nothing

The man called you for a reason,

We need to find out why,

I could've told you

this was a waste of time,

Mr, Buford?

Mr, Buford, are you here?

Oh, my god, There he is,

Is he, ,,

he's dead, all right,

It's sad,

It's so sad,

Something is not right here,

Dale, please, you saw

He was inebriated,

Obviously, he hit his head,

and he fell down

Sure, he seemed drunk,

150 ccs of government-Grade

would have exactly

The government did not do this,

I'm not saying

Could be the Fifth Column,

or the masons,

Where's the damn fragment?

That's what I want to know,

Well, obviously,

ooh, or maybe it was the aliens,

Except that's not

Tell you what I think...

Government guys follow him,

think they've found their prize,

get a little carried away

demonstrating

Or... Have you thought of this?

Maybe it's just

Mr, Buford was a lonely drunk

who thought

pulling a fast one

That's exactly

Look, when it comes to ufos,

the government's agenda

Discredit, disavow, ,,

disinform,

Now, what you see is real,

but it's

A spaceship

hell, it may even be

but it's not really a spaceship,

You ever wonder how

the people who come up

to actually come up with them?

That's why the government

has whole agencies

Fema, atf, cia,

The what?

You haven't heard about

Probably better that way,

Oh, yeah, much better that way,

You're sounding like me...

Maybe I'm just wising up,

[ Mr, Buford ]:

It's all about John,

Who the hell is John?

His life

His life

I'm venting, okay?

I'm venting, ,,

that smart son of a bitch, ,,

he kept it wrapped up

to keep in the light,

So, I guess it is real,

Maybe,

I still want to believe in it,

but I want to believe

because I know

Obviously,

Well, yeah,

I mean, it floats,

But do we know why it floats?

No,

Does the fact that it floats

mean that it comes

and that's

I'm not qualified to say

Still, the fact

it's got to be

from an alien technology,

Or maybe it's just

and we haven't figured out

If you want

thinking up all these what-Ifs,

go right ahead,

Personally, I think it's time

to look what truth I do know

You want to know

I believe in aliens

When I was in college,

and we had a little daughter

named Krishna,

One day,

we're all heading to this ashram

It was Winton's idea,

He was always very spiritual,

We stopped at this little cafe

out in the middle of nowhere

so I could go use the bathroom,

and when I came out,

They just drove off without you?

They never showed up

and they never went back

and when I called

to find out what had happened,

they said no,

I mean, as far as they knew,

Winton and Krishna

Maybe

Well, I'm sure they weren't,

I guess

because the next thing I know,

and I'm looking out the window,

thinking to myself,

Where'd they go?"

and then, one day,

and says, "maybe

and I thought to myself,

I mean, I could live with that,

Funny thing is

that's when I started

Sounds like his family

and taking the baby with him,

I guess

So, what do we do about This?

We tell the truth,

What is with

We really need

to get down

I've got a Booth

Look, everyone,

I know This is inconvenient,

but I promise it's important,

Oh, boo, come on in,

Okay, you all remember

how we searched

Mr, Buford's hotel room

Well, we missed something,

You found the fragment?

Well done, boo,

I knew it would turn up,

I thought we all agreed

Funny, I don't remember

Why don't you, uh,

Go ahead and rip up

My god!

I told you it wasn't fake,

No, I told you,

What are we sitting here for?

Let's take it downstairs,

No, no, no, no,

Everybody, hang on

Wait a minute, okay?

Now, we have to be very careful

Ike says he wants us

and that's what has to happen,

You don't think

Are any of you a metallurgist?

Maybe a physicist?

How about

your plain old scientist?

I didn't think so,

Which means,

that as interesting

we don't know what it is,

therefore,

we are going to present this

and we are going

The government included...

To help us solve that mystery,

The government?

Don't you see?

This is a part of our problem,

We don't trust anybody,

not even ourselves,

which is why I'm hoping

in the spirit of cooperation,

that we can end

the mistrust and the paranoia,

Ike, ,,

you, ,,

you want me to do it?

You're our Leader,

I think the world

from one voice...

Yours,

Thank you, boo,

I appreciate this,

Is there anyone here

Good,

Let's go tell the world,

Where the hell is Everyone?

Didn't you just

They're heading down

No!

Who's got the suitcase?

Ike does,

We've got to stop him,

Dale, don't get me started,

I just saw Gunther Van Owen

I don't think he's here

What are you talking about?

Remember when I said

Well, say hello

Gunther Van Owen's best Buddy

and card-Carrying member

of the Fifth Column

and the f-B-Freakin'-I,

You've got to listen to me

Do you recognize the guy

Ike at a fifth-Column picnic

I got this

Here's another shocker...

Gunther Van Owen,

He's a shriner,

So?

It's basic...

Basic!

Shriners are masons,

Masons have ties

which have gone all the way back

to the beginnings

To reach the highest

The 33rd level...

Masons from all over the world

have to travel

The connections are obvious,

The Fifth Column and the FBI

Dale,

All right, all right,

What about this one, then?

This is from

of the j, Edgar Hoover building

What's Gunther's name

if he isn't a fed?

Oh, my god,

Gunther Van Owen,

Disavow, discredit, ,,

disinform, Exactly,

Doesn't that sound like Gunther

It sounds like the

So Ike and Gunther, ,,

are plants,

It's hide in Plain sight

And I have just put the fragment

How much do you want to bet

that those bastards have already

for some cheap plastic doo-Dad,

so that when Ike gets up there

and reveals it to the world...

Everyone's going

They'll think we're all crazy,

We've got to stop him,

Okay, everyone, sit down, ,,

I surrender!

Good morning, everyone,

I'd like to welcome you all

to the 10th annual

I think you'll find

is, well, to put it mildly,

and I'm happy to see

our friends in the media

I promise you,

Our story begins

at Mr, Monty's

the whole Fifth Column's here,

I can feel it,

and the cia, the fbi,

There, There, Do you see him?

Is that a person?

It's Gunther,

What's he doing up there?

If I know anything

he's their insurance policy,

Come on, Hurry,

So, to be honest,

how poor Mr, Buford

Came to his untimely demise

All we do know

gave us the spaceship fragment

then ran,

Now, those of us

we hear a lot of stories,

and some of them

which is all

that what I'm about to show you

well, ,,

I guess I'll let it

No, sir, Ike,

What are you doing?

We know about you and Gunther,

You fifth-Column lover,

Boo, what are you talking about?

Ladies and gentlemen,

Those us at naufoc

that Mr, Larose

is somewhat prone to hyperbole,

Don't listen to him, folks,

Ike's the definition of a liar,

He doesn't want you

Of the federal government...

Who has been trying to attain

since we got it last night,

Ladies and gentlemen,

he wanted us to open this

He knew that you would think

and we're crazy,

because there's nothing in here,

Aliens are real,

They're here,

They're among us,

and they're working

Our government is lying to us,

and the proof, ,,

Dale! Dale!

Believe,

It looks like

here at the north American

more and more shots

It's just pandemonium here,

Dale was telling the truth,

That's why the

You've got to listen to me,

Disavow, discredit, disinform...

That's what they're

We're just getting word now

that the police

Don't move, asshole,

Our source is telling us now

that the police have

Apparently, he belongs

which is at odds

over some kind of alien finger,

His name is Gunther Van Owen...

That is not the truth!

Gunther Van Owen

Gunther Van Owen

Ladies and gentlemen,

The question isn't really,

We'll probably never know

The real issue here

is what would make

what would cause them

that they would perpetrate

A toaster?

Dale was right,

I think we did it,

How is he?

He is fine, ,,

but he'd be a whole lot better

hit the Vest

When we get back to the office,

And the package?

Right here,

Good job,

Think the folks back there

will buy the goods

If you mean will anyone know

I doubt it,

Those poor, crazy bastards

No one'll ever believe

Even when they're right,

I believe, I believe,

I believe, I believe,

sometimes, the best way