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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,444 --> 00:00:12,911 IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE 2 00:00:12,944 --> 00:00:15,944 WE COULD GET ANY CLOSER THAN WE ARE RIGHT NOW. 3 00:00:16,186 --> 00:00:18,152 BUT WE CAN, YOU KNOW. 4 00:00:21,152 --> 00:00:22,652 CLOSER THAN THIS? 5 00:00:22,686 --> 00:00:25,452 OH, YES. 6 00:00:30,945 --> 00:00:34,079 HERE IN MY HEART, JASON, 7 00:00:34,112 --> 00:00:39,512 I COULD FEEL YOUR WARMTH DEEP INSIDE. 8 00:00:47,657 --> 00:00:49,557 ( sighing ) 9 00:00:51,090 --> 00:00:53,590 YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS? 10 00:00:53,623 --> 00:00:56,690 MY 8-BY-10 MAN? 11 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:59,657 THIS MOMENT TO LAST FOREVER. 12 00:01:05,023 --> 00:01:06,457 ( ♪ ) 13 00:01:45,090 --> 00:01:48,457 OH, NOW THAT'S A SHAME. 14 00:02:18,057 --> 00:02:21,190 JOE, YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE GUNS IN THE HOUSE. 15 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,523 OH, THIS BETTER NOT BE LOADED, 16 00:02:39,557 --> 00:02:41,123 OR I'LL... 17 00:02:50,923 --> 00:02:52,923 ( gunshot ) 18 00:04:23,023 --> 00:04:25,490 DOCTOR... WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? 19 00:04:25,523 --> 00:04:27,890 I HEARD A GUNSHOT. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 20 00:04:27,923 --> 00:04:29,723 I'M FINE. 21 00:04:38,123 --> 00:04:40,257 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 22 00:04:53,123 --> 00:04:55,890 ( Control Voice ) THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR TELEVISION. 23 00:04:55,923 --> 00:04:58,890 DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ADJUST THE PICTURE. 24 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:02,190 WE ARE NOW CONTROLLING THE TRANSMISSION. 25 00:05:02,223 --> 00:05:04,223 WE CONTROL THE HORIZONTAL, 26 00:05:04,257 --> 00:05:06,123 AND THE VERTICAL. 27 00:05:06,157 --> 00:05:09,123 WE CAN DELUGE YOU WITH A THOUSAND CHANNELS 28 00:05:09,157 --> 00:05:13,723 OR EXPAND ONE SINGLE IMAGE TO CRYSTAL CLARITY... 29 00:05:13,757 --> 00:05:15,623 AND BEYOND. 30 00:05:15,657 --> 00:05:17,790 WE CAN SHAPE YOUR VISION 31 00:05:17,823 --> 00:05:21,357 TO ANYTHING OUR IMAGINATION CAN CONCEIVE. 32 00:05:21,390 --> 00:05:23,357 FOR THE NEXT HOUR, 33 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:27,823 WE WILL CONTROL ALL THAT YOU SEE AND HEAR. 34 00:05:32,557 --> 00:05:34,523 ( ♪ ) 35 00:05:39,223 --> 00:05:43,157 YOU ARE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE AWE AND MYSTERY 36 00:05:43,190 --> 00:05:46,257 WHICH REACHES FROM THE DEEPEST INNER MIND 37 00:05:46,290 --> 00:05:49,423 TO THE OUTER LIMITS. 38 00:05:56,448 --> 00:05:58,648 EVEN IN THE MOST INNOCENT OF MINDS, 39 00:05:58,681 --> 00:06:03,948 THERE ARE STILL SECRETS BEST LEFT UNREVEALED. 40 00:06:45,724 --> 00:06:48,757 DAMN, IT'S DAMN COLD OUT THERE TONIGHT. 41 00:06:52,391 --> 00:06:56,916 HEY, WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING STARTING WITHOUT ME? 42 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:59,950 YOU SAID YOU'D BE HOME BY 5:00. 43 00:06:59,983 --> 00:07:02,483 IT IS 5:00. 44 00:07:05,483 --> 00:07:07,483 IT'S 5 AFTER 5:00. 45 00:07:12,174 --> 00:07:14,674 WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HEAD? 46 00:07:18,574 --> 00:07:20,041 HEY, BECKA. 47 00:07:20,074 --> 00:07:22,674 BECKA, YOU DEAF? NO. 48 00:07:22,707 --> 00:07:24,941 WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HEAD? 49 00:07:24,974 --> 00:07:26,507 I JUST BUMPED IT. 50 00:07:26,541 --> 00:07:28,507 BUMPED IT? 51 00:07:28,541 --> 00:07:30,341 YEAH, BUMPED IT... IT'S A BUMP. 52 00:07:30,374 --> 00:07:32,274 OH... AH! 53 00:07:32,307 --> 00:07:35,074 OH! 54 00:07:35,107 --> 00:07:38,641 THAT SLACK-ASS KENNY DELIVER THE MAIL FOR A CHANGE? 55 00:07:38,674 --> 00:07:41,141 IF YOU MEAN YOUR SPECIAL SWIMSUIT EDITION, 56 00:07:41,174 --> 00:07:42,641 YEAH, IT SHOWED UP. 57 00:07:42,674 --> 00:07:46,207 GAWK AT IT AFTER SUPPER. PUT IT BY YOUR CHAIR. 58 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:55,207 AH. 59 00:07:57,874 --> 00:07:59,674 IT'S COLD. 60 00:07:59,707 --> 00:08:01,641 WELL, YOU'RE LATE. 61 00:08:04,807 --> 00:08:06,841 JUST A BUMP. 62 00:08:22,341 --> 00:08:25,241 YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE TREE, JOE. 63 00:08:25,274 --> 00:08:28,274 PUT IT UP TOO EARLY. 64 00:08:28,307 --> 00:08:32,474 WELL, THEY HAD THE TREE UP TODAY ON MY AFTERNOON STORY. 65 00:08:32,507 --> 00:08:35,041 T.V. PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THOSE THINGS. 66 00:08:35,074 --> 00:08:37,641 COME CHRISTMAS THERE'LL BE MORE NEEDLES ON THE FLOOR 67 00:08:37,674 --> 00:08:39,307 THAN ON THE TREE. 68 00:08:39,341 --> 00:08:40,974 STUPIDER THAN A POST. 69 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:46,691 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 70 00:08:46,724 --> 00:08:48,691 WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M LOOKING AT? 71 00:08:48,724 --> 00:08:51,224 MAYBE I'M THINKING OF BUYING YOU 72 00:08:51,258 --> 00:08:53,758 A NEW BATHING SUIT FOR CHRISTMAS. 73 00:08:53,791 --> 00:08:57,324 MAYBE A BIKINI, HUH? 74 00:08:57,358 --> 00:08:59,091 HEY, 75 00:08:59,124 --> 00:09:03,058 MAYBE I'LL GET YOU A BIRTHDAY SUIT FOR CHRISTMAS. 76 00:09:03,091 --> 00:09:05,024 MAYBE YOU'LL GET THAT. 77 00:09:05,058 --> 00:09:06,591 GET IT? 78 00:09:06,624 --> 00:09:09,558 THAT'S NOTHING. 79 00:09:13,058 --> 00:09:14,758 ( chuckling ) 80 00:09:31,158 --> 00:09:33,358 ( groaning ) 81 00:10:52,690 --> 00:10:54,190 AH. 82 00:11:01,923 --> 00:11:03,490 OH. 83 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,556 BECKA. 84 00:11:22,590 --> 00:11:25,623 BECKA... HEY, BECKA. 85 00:11:25,656 --> 00:11:27,390 HEY, BECKA. 86 00:12:10,190 --> 00:12:12,923 YOUR BUMP'S BLEEDING. 87 00:12:12,956 --> 00:12:14,456 HUH? OH, THANKS. 88 00:12:14,490 --> 00:12:16,923 YOU OUGHT TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT BUMPING YOUR HEAD. 89 00:12:16,956 --> 00:12:18,890 THAT'S WHERE YOUR BRAINS ARE. 90 00:12:18,923 --> 00:12:20,423 WELL, IT'S JUST A... 91 00:12:20,456 --> 00:12:22,590 WHY DON'T YOU GO SEE DOC FINK? 92 00:12:22,623 --> 00:12:24,290 DOC FINK'S A VETERINARIAN. 93 00:12:24,323 --> 00:12:27,490 HE'S STILL A DOCTOR, AND HE'S $9.00 A VISIT. 94 00:12:27,523 --> 00:12:30,423 I DON'T SEE NOBODY BUT ME 95 00:12:30,456 --> 00:12:33,456 EARNING MONEY AROUND HERE, DO YOU? 96 00:12:37,456 --> 00:12:39,423 SEE HIM, DON'T SEE HIM. 97 00:12:39,456 --> 00:12:40,923 ALL'S I'M SAYING 98 00:12:40,956 --> 00:12:43,423 IS THAT YOUR HEAD IS WHERE YOUR BRAIN IS. 99 00:12:43,456 --> 00:12:44,923 I KNOW THAT. 100 00:12:44,956 --> 00:12:48,956 WELL, 101 00:12:48,990 --> 00:12:51,956 NEITHER RAIN NOR SLEET NOR SNOW. 102 00:12:51,990 --> 00:12:54,823 I'M OFF TO THE P.O. 103 00:13:00,523 --> 00:13:01,990 FORGOT YOUR LUNCH! 104 00:13:02,023 --> 00:13:03,490 AH. 105 00:13:03,523 --> 00:13:05,890 YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO MISS OUT. 106 00:13:05,923 --> 00:13:08,056 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 107 00:13:08,090 --> 00:13:10,690 BOLOGNA SANDWICHES. I KNOW YOU LIKE THEM. 108 00:13:14,656 --> 00:13:16,156 BYE. 109 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,656 BYE-BYE! 110 00:13:36,508 --> 00:13:38,708 ( soap opera music playing ) 111 00:13:40,608 --> 00:13:42,275 ( murmuring ) BECKA. 112 00:13:46,542 --> 00:13:48,808 BECKA. 113 00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:52,175 WHO'S THERE? 114 00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:54,175 IT'S ME. 115 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,908 ON THE T.V. 116 00:13:55,942 --> 00:13:58,975 THERE'S SOMETHING IMPORTANT I WANT TO TELL YOU. 117 00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:36,175 YOU KNOW YOUR HUSBAND JOE IS 118 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:40,308 PUTTING THE BOOTS TO THAT HUSSY DOWN AT THE POST OFFICE? 119 00:14:40,342 --> 00:14:42,742 JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW. 120 00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:47,908 ( screaming ) 121 00:14:53,708 --> 00:14:55,175 LORD... OH, GOD. 122 00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:56,508 OH, LORD... OH, GOD. 123 00:14:56,542 --> 00:14:58,208 OH, LORD. 124 00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:06,575 ( screaming ) 125 00:15:11,842 --> 00:15:13,775 JUST CALL AN AMBULANCE. 126 00:15:13,808 --> 00:15:16,242 CALL YOURSELF AN AMBULANCE. 127 00:15:19,508 --> 00:15:20,975 BECKA. 128 00:15:21,008 --> 00:15:22,475 YOU BE QUIET! 129 00:15:22,508 --> 00:15:26,408 BECKA, IT'S NOT BLOOD. IT'S RASPBERRY FILLING. 130 00:15:26,442 --> 00:15:28,642 YOU'LL GIVE YOURSELF A HEART ATTACK. 131 00:15:28,675 --> 00:15:30,342 IT'S RASPBERRY FILLING, BECKA. 132 00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:32,675 LOOK, IT'S FROM THE COFFEE CAKE. 133 00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:51,642 WHO ARE YOU? 134 00:15:53,308 --> 00:15:55,442 I'M THE 8-BY-10 GUY. 135 00:15:55,475 --> 00:15:56,675 WELL, GO AWAY. 136 00:15:56,708 --> 00:16:00,175 I'D LOVE TO, BUT I'M STUCK ON THIS DAMN T.V. 137 00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:01,675 DON'T TALK. 138 00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:03,108 PICTURES DON'T TALK. 139 00:16:03,142 --> 00:16:05,308 BECKA, I'M NOT A PICTURE. 140 00:16:05,342 --> 00:16:08,708 I'M JUST SOME GUY THAT CAME WITH THE FRAME. 141 00:16:08,742 --> 00:16:10,151 ♪ OH, BEAUTIFUL, FOR SPACIOUS SKIES ♪ 142 00:16:10,175 --> 00:16:11,642 BECKA, PLEASE, DON'T DO THIS. 143 00:16:11,675 --> 00:16:13,108 ♪ AMERICA, AMERICA ♪ 144 00:16:13,142 --> 00:16:14,742 BECKA, I'M JUST TRYING 145 00:16:14,775 --> 00:16:16,308 TO TELL YOU ABOUT 146 00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:18,808 YOUR HUSBAND AND NANCY VOSS. 147 00:16:18,842 --> 00:16:20,208 ♪ FOR MOTHERHOOD AND BROTHERHOOD ♪ 148 00:16:20,242 --> 00:16:22,208 ♪ FROM SEA TO SHI... ♪ 149 00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:24,308 ( phone ringing ) 150 00:16:30,175 --> 00:16:31,642 HELLO? 151 00:16:31,675 --> 00:16:35,642 REBECCA, IT'S YOUR DADDY. 152 00:16:35,675 --> 00:16:37,142 DADDY? 153 00:16:37,175 --> 00:16:38,642 PICTURES DON'T TALK, BECKA. 154 00:16:38,675 --> 00:16:40,808 IF YOU THINK THAT PICTURE TALKED, 155 00:16:40,842 --> 00:16:42,675 THEN YOU MUST BE CRAZY! 156 00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:44,208 DADDY, YOU CAN'T BE... 157 00:16:44,242 --> 00:16:46,675 YOU'RE HEARING VOICES IN YOUR HEAD. 158 00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:48,675 NO, DADDY, NOT IN MY HEAD. 159 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,342 IT TALKED RIGHT TO ME. 160 00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:51,258 BECKA! 161 00:16:51,291 --> 00:16:53,258 NO, IT TALKED RIGHT TO ME. 162 00:16:53,291 --> 00:16:55,258 IT'S HAPPENING OUTSIDE OF ME. 163 00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:56,791 I CAN'T DO VENTRILOQUISM. 164 00:16:56,825 --> 00:16:58,300 REBECCA BOUCHARD, I'LL BEAT YOU 165 00:16:58,333 --> 00:16:59,800 THREE SHADES OF BLISTER BLUE 166 00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:01,233 FOR THAT CRAZY TALK. 167 00:17:01,267 --> 00:17:02,767 DADDY, I SWEAR. 168 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,767 ONE SHADE FOR THINKING THE THING. 169 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,233 IT TALKED RIGHT TO ME. 170 00:17:06,267 --> 00:17:07,733 ONE SHADE FOR LYING. 171 00:17:07,767 --> 00:17:09,233 NO, IT'S JUST A BUMP. 172 00:17:09,267 --> 00:17:11,233 ONE SHADE FOR BELIEVING THE LIE. 173 00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:12,733 LOOK FOR YOURSELF. 174 00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:14,267 SEE, IT'S A PICTURE. 175 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,767 YOU'RE CRAZY, BECKA. 176 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,300 WELL, YOU'RE DEAD, 177 00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:20,267 BURIED IN THE GROUND, SO SHUT UP! 178 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,300 SHUT UP! 179 00:18:11,267 --> 00:18:14,900 OH, BECKA PAULSON AS I LIVE AND BREATHE. 180 00:18:14,933 --> 00:18:16,767 HOW LONG'S IT BEEN? 181 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:19,233 OH, I GUESS SINCE MY CAT OZZY DIED. 182 00:18:19,267 --> 00:18:21,267 OH, YEAH. HOW IS OZZY? 183 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:22,800 DEAD. 184 00:18:22,833 --> 00:18:24,767 OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 185 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:27,800 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU TODAY? 186 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,267 WELL, I BUMPED MY HEAD. 187 00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:34,767 OH, YEAH? 188 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,267 WHEN WAS THAT? 189 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:37,767 DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY. 190 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,767 AND, UH, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? 191 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:44,300 ROOTING THROUGH THE CLOSET FOR CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS. 192 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:47,300 GETTING IN THE SPIRIT FOR CHRISTMAS, HUH? 193 00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:49,767 ANYWAYS, JOE SAID I SHOULD COME SEE YOU 194 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,267 'CAUSE YOUR HEAD'S WHERE YOUR BRAINS ARE. 195 00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:55,133 YEAH, WELL, HE'S RIGHT ABOUT THAT. 196 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:57,300 WELL, LET'S SEE. 197 00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:59,300 ARE YOU HAVING ANY OF THE... 198 00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:01,233 SCHIZOPHRENIC EPISODES? 199 00:19:01,267 --> 00:19:03,233 I LOOKED IT UP. 200 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,733 OH, WELL, ALL RIGHT. 201 00:19:04,767 --> 00:19:07,233 ARE YOU HAVING ANY OF THOSE? 202 00:19:07,267 --> 00:19:09,233 I'VE BEEN HEARING VOICES. 203 00:19:09,267 --> 00:19:10,733 OH, YEAH. 204 00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:12,233 THAT'S SORT OF CONSISTENT 205 00:19:12,267 --> 00:19:15,233 WITH FIRST BREAK PSYCHOTIC EPISODES, ISN'T IT? 206 00:19:15,267 --> 00:19:16,733 OH, YEAH, SURE. 207 00:19:16,767 --> 00:19:18,267 WELL, IT DEPENDS. 208 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:20,733 WHOSE VOICE WAS IT? WAS IT JOE? 209 00:19:20,767 --> 00:19:22,233 MY DADDY. 210 00:19:22,267 --> 00:19:23,733 OH. 211 00:19:23,767 --> 00:19:26,233 YOUR DADDY PASSED AWAY, DIDN'T HE? 212 00:19:26,267 --> 00:19:27,800 THAT DIDN'T STOP HIM 213 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,600 FROM GIVING ME HELL OVER THE PHONE. 214 00:19:30,633 --> 00:19:32,933 BECKA, I HATE TO SAY IT, 215 00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:35,267 BUT THERE ARE KIDS IN THIS COUNTY 216 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,700 WHO THINK THAT KIND OF THING IS COMICAL. 217 00:19:37,733 --> 00:19:39,300 NO, IT WAS HIM. 218 00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:42,667 I REMEMBER HIS VOICE LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY, WHICH IT WAS. 219 00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:45,233 AND WHAT DID HE SAY? 220 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,800 THAT I SHOULDN'T BE HEARING VOICES. 221 00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:50,400 THAT'S KIND OF IRONIC, I MEAN, HIM BEING THE VOICE. 222 00:19:50,433 --> 00:19:51,967 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 223 00:19:54,033 --> 00:19:58,600 WELL, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THAT BUMP. 224 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,667 JUST HOLD STILL. 225 00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:14,800 THATTA GIRL. 226 00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:16,333 THATTA GIRL. 227 00:20:20,433 --> 00:20:22,300 OH, YEAH. 228 00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:24,133 THAT LOOKS, UH... 229 00:20:24,167 --> 00:20:26,500 LOOKS MORE LIKE AN INDENTATION 230 00:20:26,533 --> 00:20:28,767 THAN A BUMP PER SE. 231 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:32,333 NOW WHAT KIND OF CHRISTMAS DECORATION 232 00:20:32,367 --> 00:20:34,333 DID YOU SAY IT WAS? 233 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,333 BIG AND SHINY AND HEAVY. 234 00:20:36,367 --> 00:20:39,333 THAT'S ABOUT ALL THAT COMES TO MIND. 235 00:20:39,367 --> 00:20:41,100 YOU DIDN'T FAINT 236 00:20:41,133 --> 00:20:42,833 OR VOMIT OR ANYTHING? 237 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,667 NO, SIR. 238 00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:49,067 WELL, IT'S HEALING UP PRETTY GOOD. 239 00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:52,067 WELL, THAT'S GOOD. 240 00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:55,333 YEAH, NOW LISTEN, UH, BECKA, 241 00:20:55,367 --> 00:20:57,833 I CAN PUT A FRESH BAND-AID ON, 242 00:20:57,867 --> 00:21:02,633 BUT, UH, I CAN'T REALLY GIVE YOU ANYTHING FOR THE VOICES. 243 00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:04,767 YOU KNOW, BEING A VETERINARIAN, 244 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:08,033 I CAN'T PROPERLY PRESCRIBE PSYCHIATRIC MEDICATION. 245 00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:10,633 WELL, AS LONG AS YOU SAY IT'S HEALING, 246 00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:13,467 THEN I CAN TELL JOE I'M ON THE MEND. 247 00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,433 YEAH. 248 00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:22,800 IF YOUR DEAD DADDY SHOULD CALL YOU AGAIN, 249 00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:25,300 I WANT YOU TO HUSTLE INTO TOWN 250 00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:26,833 AND SEE DOC SIMMONS. 251 00:21:26,867 --> 00:21:29,800 HE CAN FIX YOU UP WITH SOME PROZAC OR... 252 00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:32,800 DOC SIMMONS PASSED AWAY ABOUT A MONTH AGO. 253 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,467 HE WAS CREMATED. 254 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,867 OH, WHAT A SHAME. 255 00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:39,167 HE WAS NEARLY READY TO RETIRE, TOO. 256 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,600 THAT'S A SHAME. 257 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,033 UH... 258 00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:43,900 THAT'LL BE $9.00, PLEASE. 259 00:21:46,333 --> 00:21:47,867 SORRY. 260 00:22:08,432 --> 00:22:09,899 OH, HEY, FLO. 261 00:22:09,932 --> 00:22:11,399 HEY TO YOU TOO, BECKA. 262 00:22:11,432 --> 00:22:13,065 LITTLE LAST-MINUTE CHRISTMAS SHOPPING? 263 00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:14,399 LAST MINUTE? 264 00:22:14,432 --> 00:22:17,899 FOR ME, TWO WEEKS BEFORE THE 25th IS LAST MINUTE. 265 00:22:17,932 --> 00:22:20,065 I'M DONE EVERY YEAR BY AUGUST THE 10th. 266 00:22:20,099 --> 00:22:21,565 IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. 267 00:22:21,599 --> 00:22:23,865 MY HUSBAND HASN'T REMEMBERED SINCE '89. 268 00:22:23,899 --> 00:22:26,999 ANYWAY, I'M JUST PICKING UP SOME STOCKING STUFFERS. 269 00:22:27,032 --> 00:22:29,032 SAME HERE. STOCKING STUFFERS FOR JOE. 270 00:22:29,065 --> 00:22:31,532 YOUR BOY'S NOT COMING HOME THIS YEAR? 271 00:22:31,565 --> 00:22:34,699 WELL, WE'RE AT ODDS, AND THIS YEAR'S AN EVEN. 272 00:22:34,732 --> 00:22:36,632 SO BYRON'S WITH THE IN-LAWS 273 00:22:36,665 --> 00:22:39,432 INSTEAD OF WITH THE WOMAN WHO BROUGHT HIM INTO THE WORLD. 274 00:22:39,465 --> 00:22:41,432 WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HEAD? 275 00:22:41,465 --> 00:22:44,165 OH, I BUMPED IT. 276 00:22:44,199 --> 00:22:47,265 NOT TRYING TO COVER A BULLET HOLE, ARE YOU? 277 00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:50,499 DIDN'T SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE BRAIN, DID YOU? 278 00:22:50,532 --> 00:22:53,765 OH, YOUR FACE JUST CAN'T HIDE A SECRET. 279 00:22:53,799 --> 00:22:56,299 NO. 280 00:22:56,332 --> 00:22:59,165 WELL, THAT'S A RELIEF. 281 00:23:00,899 --> 00:23:03,232 ANYWAY... STOCKING STUFFERS. 282 00:23:39,799 --> 00:23:41,799 MEN DO LIKE THEIR TOOLS, 283 00:23:41,832 --> 00:23:43,432 DON'T THEY? 284 00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:45,865 JOE WILL LOVE IT. 285 00:23:45,899 --> 00:23:47,432 GO ON, GET IT. 286 00:23:47,465 --> 00:23:50,432 I GOT ONE OF THEM NINE-IN-ONES FOR KYLE. 287 00:23:50,465 --> 00:23:53,265 HE USES IT DAY IN, DAY OUT. 288 00:24:19,432 --> 00:24:20,965 SHE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW. 289 00:24:20,999 --> 00:24:24,265 MEN DO LOVE THEIR TOOLS. 290 00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:29,132 GO AWAY! 291 00:24:30,232 --> 00:24:32,099 HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? 292 00:24:32,132 --> 00:24:33,599 I'M THE PERFECT GIFT. 293 00:24:33,632 --> 00:24:35,632 HECK, I'M MORE THAN THAT. 294 00:24:35,665 --> 00:24:37,332 I'M ON SALE. 295 00:24:39,099 --> 00:24:40,999 REBECCA, 296 00:24:41,032 --> 00:24:43,099 YOU WANT ME. 297 00:24:43,132 --> 00:24:44,665 OH, THAT'S A LIE. 298 00:24:44,699 --> 00:24:47,165 HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT TO BUY ONE OF ME 299 00:24:47,199 --> 00:24:49,365 FOR EVERY ROOM IN THE HOUSE? 300 00:24:49,399 --> 00:24:50,932 YOU WANTED TO PUT 301 00:24:50,965 --> 00:24:52,932 BYRON'S SENIOR GRAD PICTURE OVER ME, 302 00:24:52,965 --> 00:24:55,332 BUT YOU COULDN'T BRING YOURSELF TO DO IT. 303 00:24:55,365 --> 00:24:57,899 THERE WAS JUST SOMETHING ABOUT MY FACE. 304 00:24:57,932 --> 00:25:01,699 NOT GOING TO TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER, BECKA. 305 00:25:01,732 --> 00:25:04,299 I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME HOME. 306 00:25:07,432 --> 00:25:08,765 NOW! 307 00:25:11,065 --> 00:25:13,065 THE CASH REGISTER'S TOTALLY BROKEN 308 00:25:13,099 --> 00:25:15,265 AND THE MANAGER'S NOT HERE. 309 00:25:15,299 --> 00:25:17,399 WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, DEAR. 310 00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:19,732 GET OUT YOUR PAPER AND PENCIL. 311 00:25:19,765 --> 00:25:22,732 WE'VE GOT ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD, 312 00:25:22,765 --> 00:25:24,399 HAVEN'T WE, BECKA? 313 00:25:24,432 --> 00:25:28,399 SUCH A SHAME ABOUT JOE PUTTING THE BOOTS TO THAT HUSSY 314 00:25:28,432 --> 00:25:32,132 HE WORKS WITH AT THE POST OFFICE NEARLY EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK. 315 00:25:32,165 --> 00:25:35,765 I MEAN, BECKA, HONEY, YOU MUST FEEL SO UNLOVED. 316 00:25:35,799 --> 00:25:38,399 STEALING INTO THE PHOTOCOPY ROOM, 317 00:25:38,432 --> 00:25:42,499 LOCKING THE DOOR, UNWRAPPING EACH OTHER LIKE HALLOWEEN CANDY, 318 00:25:42,532 --> 00:25:44,299 RUBBING PLACES WOMEN LIKE US 319 00:25:44,332 --> 00:25:46,365 DON'T EVEN KNOW THE PROPER NAMES FOR. 320 00:25:46,399 --> 00:25:48,232 66 COPIES. 321 00:25:48,265 --> 00:25:50,999 THAT'S WHAT IT'S SET FOR... ALL THEY HAVE TIME FOR. 322 00:25:51,032 --> 00:25:54,232 MOUTHS MORE URGENT THAN FIRST-CLASS MAIL. 323 00:25:54,265 --> 00:25:58,099 36.15. 324 00:25:58,132 --> 00:25:59,932 PLUS TAX, THAT'S 38.68. 325 00:26:01,432 --> 00:26:02,632 YOU'RE SURE? 326 00:26:02,665 --> 00:26:03,899 OH, YEAH. 327 00:26:03,932 --> 00:26:05,232 BECKA PAULSON, 328 00:26:05,265 --> 00:26:07,199 I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE SO MATHEMATIC. 329 00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:08,765 SPARE THE DEAR. 330 00:26:08,799 --> 00:26:11,199 HOW MUCH IS MINE? 331 00:26:11,232 --> 00:26:12,665 OH. 332 00:26:12,699 --> 00:26:16,132 UM, 25.23 ALL IN. 333 00:26:16,165 --> 00:26:18,932 WELL, ISN'T THAT SOMETHING? 334 00:26:20,932 --> 00:26:23,399 YOU WERE PUTTING WORDS IN HER MOUTH. 335 00:26:23,432 --> 00:26:25,432 IT'S THE GOD'S HONEST TRUTH. 336 00:26:32,599 --> 00:26:35,932 YOU JUST BE QUIET TILL WE GET HOME. 337 00:26:44,465 --> 00:26:46,532 TIME FOR MY AFTERNOON STORY. 338 00:26:46,565 --> 00:26:49,432 I DON'T WANT YOU TALKING DURING THE STORY. 339 00:26:53,665 --> 00:26:56,432 SUCTION. 340 00:26:56,465 --> 00:26:59,299 CLAMP. 341 00:26:59,332 --> 00:27:02,965 THE BULLET'S LODGED IN HER LIMBIC SYSTEM. 342 00:27:05,299 --> 00:27:07,532 WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? 343 00:27:07,565 --> 00:27:10,765 IT ENTERED JUST ABOVE HER EYE, 344 00:27:10,799 --> 00:27:15,865 SLOWED DOWN SIGNIFICANTLY BY THE SKULL, 345 00:27:15,899 --> 00:27:19,099 AND ENDED UP IN HERE. 346 00:27:19,132 --> 00:27:21,399 DEEP WITHIN THE HIPPOCAMPUS, 347 00:27:21,432 --> 00:27:23,732 CENTER OF VIVID EMOTIONS, SEXUALITY, 348 00:27:23,765 --> 00:27:25,699 MEMORY. 349 00:27:25,732 --> 00:27:28,299 SHOULDN'T SHE BE DEAD? 350 00:27:28,332 --> 00:27:29,899 ABSOLUTELY. 351 00:27:29,932 --> 00:27:31,899 BUT IT'S JUST POSSIBLE 352 00:27:31,932 --> 00:27:34,899 THE BULLET COULD IMPROVE HER BRAIN FUNCTION 353 00:27:34,932 --> 00:27:38,132 BY ELIMINATING A TUMOR THAT WAS ALREADY THERE. 354 00:27:38,165 --> 00:27:39,765 OH, YEAH. 355 00:27:39,799 --> 00:27:42,232 MORE THAN THAT, 356 00:27:42,265 --> 00:27:46,132 SHE COULD EXPERIENCE INCREASED INTELLIGENCE, 357 00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:51,365 SEXUAL DRIVE, CREATIVITY, OR IT COULD... 358 00:27:56,365 --> 00:27:57,632 KILL HER. 359 00:27:57,665 --> 00:27:59,732 SHAME... 360 00:27:59,765 --> 00:28:01,432 JUST BEFORE CHRISTMAS. 361 00:28:01,465 --> 00:28:02,932 YEAH. 362 00:28:08,899 --> 00:28:12,132 OH, I NEVER SAW THAT ONE COMING. 363 00:28:12,165 --> 00:28:17,499 SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO GET MARRIED AFTER THE NEW YEAR. 364 00:28:19,399 --> 00:28:22,199 WELL, I THINK I'LL GET A SNACK. 365 00:28:22,232 --> 00:28:23,899 YOU WANT SOMETHING? 366 00:28:23,932 --> 00:28:25,399 THAT'S OKAY. 367 00:28:25,432 --> 00:28:27,265 I'M FINE. 368 00:28:52,432 --> 00:28:53,899 HI, HON. 369 00:28:53,932 --> 00:28:56,932 LOT OF MAIL GOING THROUGH THAT OFFICE. 370 00:28:56,965 --> 00:28:59,465 THAT'S CHRISTMAS FOR YOU. 371 00:29:04,265 --> 00:29:06,065 WHAT THE HELL'S THIS? 372 00:29:06,099 --> 00:29:08,132 THIS AFTERNOON WHEN I WAS WRAPPING PRESENTS, 373 00:29:08,165 --> 00:29:10,899 IT STRUCK ME THAT THE SUM OF THE SQUARES 374 00:29:10,932 --> 00:29:13,165 OF THE LENGTHS OF THE SIDES OF A RIGHT ANGLE TRIANGLE 375 00:29:13,199 --> 00:29:15,865 IS EQUAL TO THE SQUARE OF THE LENGTH 376 00:29:15,899 --> 00:29:17,565 OF THE HYPOTENUSE. 377 00:29:17,599 --> 00:29:20,032 THAT'S THE PYTHAGOREAN THEORUM, AIN'T IT? 378 00:29:20,065 --> 00:29:21,432 I DON'T KNOW. 379 00:29:21,465 --> 00:29:22,832 HOW'D YOU KNOW? 380 00:29:22,865 --> 00:29:24,232 HIGH SCHOOL GEOMETRY. 381 00:29:24,265 --> 00:29:25,999 IT CAME TO ME WHEN YOU SAID "HYPOTENUSE." 382 00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:27,532 OH. 383 00:29:27,565 --> 00:29:29,999 WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOOD IT DOES. 384 00:29:30,032 --> 00:29:31,499 I JUST... IT'S THERE. 385 00:29:31,532 --> 00:29:34,265 THOUGHT I'D DISCOVERED SOMETHING. 386 00:29:35,965 --> 00:29:38,399 HONEY, YOU COULDN'T COUNT AS HIGH 387 00:29:38,432 --> 00:29:40,399 AS THE CANDLES ON YOUR CAKE. 388 00:30:09,849 --> 00:30:12,049 ( woman moaning ) 389 00:30:15,879 --> 00:30:17,822 ( 8-by-10 Guy ) HE SHOULD BE THINKING OF YOU THAT WAY. 390 00:30:17,846 --> 00:30:19,146 ( Becka ) THE HUSSY? 391 00:30:19,179 --> 00:30:22,479 IS HER BODY LIKE THOSE GIRLS IN THAT MAGAZINE? 392 00:30:22,513 --> 00:30:24,279 ( 8-by-10 Guy ) NANCY VOSS? 393 00:30:24,313 --> 00:30:27,946 YOU MEAN THE WOMAN THAT JOE'S PUTTING THE BOOTS TO? 394 00:30:27,979 --> 00:30:29,546 ( Becka ) I PREFER HUSSY. 395 00:30:29,579 --> 00:30:31,046 FINE, 396 00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:33,346 BUT THAT HUSSY'S 50 YEARS OLD. 397 00:30:33,379 --> 00:30:35,746 TRIM, WELL-KEPT, HANDSOME 50, 398 00:30:35,779 --> 00:30:37,279 DON'T GET ME WRONG. 399 00:30:37,313 --> 00:30:39,913 YOU WANT TO PUT THE SHOES TO HER TOO? 400 00:30:39,946 --> 00:30:41,346 BECKA, I'M AN 8-BY-10. 401 00:30:41,379 --> 00:30:43,046 WHY DOES HE DO IT WITH HER? 402 00:30:43,079 --> 00:30:45,213 BECAUSE YOU DON'T. 403 00:30:45,246 --> 00:30:47,113 I LET HIM. 404 00:30:47,146 --> 00:30:48,779 AW, YOU LET HIM. 405 00:30:48,813 --> 00:30:50,479 THAT'S... THAT'S ROMANTIC. 406 00:30:50,513 --> 00:30:51,979 ALMOST EVERY TIME. 407 00:30:52,013 --> 00:30:53,779 AND WHEN YOU LET HIM, 408 00:30:53,813 --> 00:30:56,279 NOTHING EVER HAPPENS FOR YOU? 409 00:30:56,313 --> 00:30:58,113 NOT EVEN A LITTLE? 410 00:30:58,146 --> 00:31:00,313 YOU DON'T RELISH THE ANIMALISM, 411 00:31:00,346 --> 00:31:02,813 THE SEXUAL CONGRESS WITH ITS GRUNTINGS, 412 00:31:02,846 --> 00:31:04,279 ITS THRUSTINGS? 413 00:31:04,313 --> 00:31:05,946 STOP TALKING LIKE THAT. 414 00:31:05,979 --> 00:31:07,413 THE HUSSY DOES. 415 00:31:07,446 --> 00:31:09,713 NANCY VOSS DOES. 416 00:31:09,746 --> 00:31:11,413 SHE CAN'T GET ENOUGH. 417 00:31:11,446 --> 00:31:13,713 SHE WANTS IT, 418 00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:15,279 CRAVES IT. 419 00:31:15,313 --> 00:31:17,913 LOOKS FORWARD TO IT EVERY LUNCH HOUR. 420 00:31:17,946 --> 00:31:19,413 I SAID STOP IT. 421 00:31:19,446 --> 00:31:20,746 WHY? 422 00:31:20,779 --> 00:31:22,413 YOU GETTING TURNED ON? 423 00:31:22,446 --> 00:31:24,413 SOMETHING STIRRING? 424 00:31:24,446 --> 00:31:26,646 LOOK AT JOE. 425 00:31:26,679 --> 00:31:28,746 RIGHT NOW HE'S IMAGINING 426 00:31:28,779 --> 00:31:32,179 THE WOMAN IN THAT MAGAZINE IS NANCY VOSS. 427 00:31:32,213 --> 00:31:33,779 HE'S MY HUSBAND. 428 00:31:33,813 --> 00:31:35,746 THEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE HIM, BECKA. 429 00:31:35,779 --> 00:31:37,746 TAKE WHAT'S YOURS. 430 00:31:37,779 --> 00:31:40,479 SAY IT OUT LOUD. 431 00:31:40,513 --> 00:31:41,913 JOE... 432 00:31:41,946 --> 00:31:43,246 SAY IT, BECKA. 433 00:31:43,279 --> 00:31:44,613 I CAN'T. 434 00:31:44,646 --> 00:31:45,979 SAY IT! 435 00:31:46,013 --> 00:31:47,746 MAKE LOVE TO ME! 436 00:31:51,179 --> 00:31:52,779 OH, JOE, YEAH. 437 00:31:52,813 --> 00:31:54,279 YEAH, JOE. 438 00:31:54,313 --> 00:31:56,279 GET BACK WHERE YOU WERE. 439 00:31:56,313 --> 00:31:57,779 UP, UP. 440 00:31:57,813 --> 00:32:00,779 UP, JOE. 441 00:32:00,813 --> 00:32:03,113 THERE, THERE, THERE, THERE! 442 00:32:03,146 --> 00:32:06,013 WHAT IN GOD'S NAME GOT INTO YOU? 443 00:32:06,046 --> 00:32:07,746 WHAT? 444 00:32:09,246 --> 00:32:12,213 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG, BECKA, 445 00:32:12,246 --> 00:32:15,579 BUT I DON'T LIKE IT. 446 00:32:15,613 --> 00:32:17,979 I DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL. 447 00:32:57,846 --> 00:32:59,779 DID YOU GET EVERYTHING? 448 00:32:59,813 --> 00:33:01,646 GOT EXTRA BATTERIES. 449 00:33:03,279 --> 00:33:05,746 FIND EVERYTHING AT DERRY HARDWARE? 450 00:33:05,779 --> 00:33:07,213 UH-HUH. 451 00:33:07,246 --> 00:33:09,213 HANK BARBER SELL YOU THIS? 452 00:33:09,246 --> 00:33:10,746 HE WAS THERE, YEAH, 453 00:33:10,779 --> 00:33:12,713 BUT I DIDN'T NEED ASSISTANCE. 454 00:33:12,746 --> 00:33:15,213 TELL YOU A FUNNY STORY ABOUT HANK BARBER. 455 00:33:15,246 --> 00:33:16,746 ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO 456 00:33:16,779 --> 00:33:18,746 WHEN HANK WAS A YOUNG BUCK, 457 00:33:18,779 --> 00:33:20,713 HANK HATED HIS BOSS SO MUCH 458 00:33:20,746 --> 00:33:22,213 THAT HE POURED LAXATIVE 459 00:33:22,246 --> 00:33:25,246 INTO THE POOR MAN'S CHOCOLATE AT LUNCH HOUR. 460 00:33:25,279 --> 00:33:26,746 YEAH? WHAT HAPPENED? 461 00:33:26,779 --> 00:33:28,779 RIGHT IN FRONT OF A CUSTOMER, 462 00:33:28,813 --> 00:33:30,746 WHILE HANK'S BOSS WAS DEMONSTRATING 463 00:33:30,779 --> 00:33:32,746 HOW TO INSTALL A NEW WIRE CUTTER 464 00:33:32,779 --> 00:33:34,246 FOR THE WEED WHIPPER... 465 00:33:34,279 --> 00:33:36,279 ( chuckling ) 466 00:33:42,062 --> 00:33:44,162 WHAT DID HE DO TO HANK? 467 00:33:44,196 --> 00:33:45,696 NOTHING. 468 00:33:45,729 --> 00:33:48,329 HANK MANAGED TO HOLD ON TILL PUNCH-OUT TIME, BUT... 469 00:33:48,362 --> 00:33:51,162 I MEANT WHAT DID HE DO TO HANK 470 00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:53,329 THAT MADE HANK DO THAT? 471 00:33:53,362 --> 00:33:55,496 OH, HE WAS JUST MEAN. 472 00:33:55,529 --> 00:33:57,162 JUNKYARD DOG MEAN. 473 00:33:57,196 --> 00:33:59,862 THE WAY JOE CAN BE MEAN SOMETIMES. 474 00:33:59,896 --> 00:34:01,629 YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, DON'T YOU? 475 00:34:06,196 --> 00:34:07,696 OH, THAT'S GREAT. 476 00:34:07,729 --> 00:34:10,296 GETTING A LOT OF IDEAS LATELY, BECKA. 477 00:34:10,329 --> 00:34:12,162 YOU'RE ALMOST READY. 478 00:34:12,196 --> 00:34:15,296 THOSE "D" CELLS ARE EATING UP TOO MUCH JUICE. 479 00:34:15,329 --> 00:34:17,796 MAYBE I'LL GET A MOTORCYCLE BATTERY. 480 00:34:17,829 --> 00:34:19,862 THATTA GIRL. 481 00:34:22,596 --> 00:34:26,996 ( Joe ) OKAY, SEVEN CARD STUD. 482 00:34:27,029 --> 00:34:28,462 NOTHING WILD. 483 00:34:28,496 --> 00:34:30,796 JACKS ARE BETTER WHEN THEY'RE OPEN. 484 00:34:30,829 --> 00:34:32,329 ANTE UP. 485 00:34:32,362 --> 00:34:34,396 DID YOU HEAR BOBBY COYOTE GOT LIQUORED UP 486 00:34:34,429 --> 00:34:36,662 MID-SHIFT IN HIS SPLIT SHIFT DAY 487 00:34:36,696 --> 00:34:39,096 AND ENDED UP MAKING TIME AND A HALF. 488 00:34:39,129 --> 00:34:42,162 ALL THE TIME HE'S DRIVING THE PORCELAIN BUS 489 00:34:42,196 --> 00:34:43,796 IN THE RESTROOM. 490 00:34:43,829 --> 00:34:46,262 HE CAN GET AWAY WITH THAT. HE'S UNION. 491 00:34:46,296 --> 00:34:49,062 IF I TRIED THAT DOWN AT THE HARDWARE STORE, 492 00:34:49,096 --> 00:34:53,462 MY BUTT WOULD BE OUT THE DOOR. 493 00:34:53,496 --> 00:34:55,729 A DEUCE, QUEEN, 494 00:34:55,762 --> 00:34:56,996 A NINE. 495 00:34:57,029 --> 00:34:58,829 DEUCES ARE WILD, RIGHT? 496 00:34:58,862 --> 00:35:00,662 NO. 10 FOR THE DEALER. 497 00:35:00,696 --> 00:35:02,362 BITCH'S BET. 498 00:35:02,396 --> 00:35:05,362 ( 8-by-10 Guy ) THIS HAPPENS EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT? 499 00:35:05,396 --> 00:35:07,496 UNLESS IT FALLS ON CHRISTMAS DAY 500 00:35:07,529 --> 00:35:09,796 LIKE THIS YEAR, THEN THEY RESCHEDULE. 501 00:35:09,829 --> 00:35:12,796 I WONDER IF HE'LL BE RESCHEDULING HIS NOONER 502 00:35:12,829 --> 00:35:14,296 WITH NANCY VOSS? 503 00:35:14,329 --> 00:35:16,796 THE HUSSY? 504 00:35:16,829 --> 00:35:18,829 BLESS YA. 505 00:35:21,329 --> 00:35:23,029 YOU KNOW, 506 00:35:23,062 --> 00:35:26,729 JOE DOESN'T WIN NEARLY AS MUCH AS... 507 00:35:26,762 --> 00:35:28,829 NO, NO, SORRY. GO AHEAD. 508 00:35:33,329 --> 00:35:34,962 AS I WAS SAYING... 509 00:35:34,996 --> 00:35:39,529 HE THINKS HE'S GOD'S GIFT TO THE GAME, I KNOW. 510 00:35:39,562 --> 00:35:42,329 OOH, THINGS ARE LOOKING UP FOR THE DEALER. 511 00:35:42,362 --> 00:35:44,129 HE DOESN'T HAVE A STRAIGHT FLUSH. 512 00:35:44,162 --> 00:35:46,329 ARE YOU READING HIS MIND? 513 00:35:46,362 --> 00:35:48,562 NO, ANYBODY WOULD KNOW THAT. 514 00:35:48,596 --> 00:35:49,829 HEY, BECKA... BEER ME. 515 00:35:49,862 --> 00:35:52,429 PEANUTS. AND SOME PEANUTS. 516 00:35:52,462 --> 00:35:53,829 ALL RIGHT. 517 00:35:53,862 --> 00:35:56,129 YOU SURE YOU GOT IT ALL NOW? 518 00:35:56,162 --> 00:35:57,929 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WRITE IT DOWN OR NOTHING. 519 00:36:03,929 --> 00:36:05,429 ALL RIGHT. 520 00:36:05,462 --> 00:36:06,862 PAIR OF DEUCES BETS. 521 00:36:06,896 --> 00:36:09,396 COUPLE DEUCES DON'T BEAT A STRAIGHT FLUSH, THOUGH. 522 00:36:24,329 --> 00:36:26,029 WANNA HEAR SOMETHING FUNNY? 523 00:36:26,062 --> 00:36:27,562 REBECCA'S NOT REAL BRIGHT, 524 00:36:27,596 --> 00:36:29,296 SO SHE PUTS HER CHRISTMAS TREE UP 525 00:36:29,329 --> 00:36:31,796 WHEN THEY DO IT ON HER SOAP OPERA. 526 00:36:31,829 --> 00:36:33,296 A BUCK. 527 00:36:33,329 --> 00:36:36,629 WE KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE THE FLUSH, JOE. 528 00:36:40,629 --> 00:36:42,796 WE'LL SEE... WE'LL SEE. 529 00:36:42,829 --> 00:36:45,696 I'LL SEE YOUR DOLLAR AND I'LL RAISE YOU FIVE. 530 00:36:45,729 --> 00:36:47,329 LET'S SEE IF YOU PUT YOUR MONEY 531 00:36:47,362 --> 00:36:48,829 WHERE YOUR MOUTH'S SUPPOSED TO BE. 532 00:36:48,862 --> 00:36:50,329 ALL RIGHT, I'LL CALL. 533 00:36:50,362 --> 00:36:52,829 CALL. 534 00:36:52,862 --> 00:36:55,529 YOU CAN'T JUST CALL LIKE THAT. 535 00:36:55,562 --> 00:36:58,029 I BET, YOU RAISED, HE CALLED. WHAT YOU GOT? 536 00:36:58,062 --> 00:36:59,562 WHAT DO YOU GOT? 537 00:36:59,596 --> 00:37:01,329 WELL, I DON'T KNOW, 538 00:37:01,362 --> 00:37:04,029 BUT I BET, YOU RAISED, HE CALLED. 539 00:37:04,062 --> 00:37:05,696 YOU KNEW WE KNEW 540 00:37:05,729 --> 00:37:07,429 YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE FLUSH. 541 00:37:07,462 --> 00:37:09,262 I GOT THREE DUECES SHOWING. 542 00:37:09,296 --> 00:37:12,529 WOULD YOU WIPE THAT STUPID SMILE OFF YOUR FACE? 543 00:37:12,562 --> 00:37:15,629 WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO PUT SOME DAMN PICTURES 544 00:37:15,662 --> 00:37:17,262 IN THESE DAMN FRAMES? 545 00:37:17,296 --> 00:37:18,862 GOT YOUR PEANUTS. 546 00:37:18,896 --> 00:37:21,562 GUY ALWAYS STARING AT ME GIVES ME THE CREEPS! 547 00:37:21,596 --> 00:37:25,929 SEE HOW IT FEELS TO BE TREATED LIKE DIRT UNDER YOUR FEET? 548 00:37:25,962 --> 00:37:29,462 I'M NOT THE SAME WOMAN I USED TO BE, JOE. 549 00:37:29,496 --> 00:37:32,429 THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TREATING ME LIKE DIRT. 550 00:37:32,462 --> 00:37:34,129 I'M NOT THE WOMAN I USED TO BE, 551 00:37:34,162 --> 00:37:36,496 SO YOU BETTER GET USED TO IT! 552 00:37:47,162 --> 00:37:48,729 OOPS. 553 00:37:52,529 --> 00:37:54,429 I'LL GET MORE. 554 00:38:10,286 --> 00:38:14,252 I MADE SUNNY SIDE UP THIS MORNING. 555 00:38:26,051 --> 00:38:28,418 DON'T FORGET YOUR... 556 00:38:28,451 --> 00:38:30,518 LUNCH. 557 00:39:13,735 --> 00:39:15,968 ( car driving up ) 558 00:39:26,468 --> 00:39:27,901 HI. HOW WAS WORK? 559 00:39:27,935 --> 00:39:29,401 BUSY. 560 00:39:29,435 --> 00:39:31,901 SAME HERE. BUSY BUSY. 561 00:39:31,935 --> 00:39:34,435 WHERE'S SUPPER? 562 00:39:34,468 --> 00:39:36,468 AIN'T IT FRIDAY? 563 00:39:38,068 --> 00:39:39,801 PIZZA NIGHT. 564 00:39:51,268 --> 00:39:53,801 GOT TO DO SOMETHING. 565 00:39:56,468 --> 00:39:59,935 LORD, I GOT TO DO SOMETHING. 566 00:39:59,968 --> 00:40:02,435 YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING. 567 00:40:02,468 --> 00:40:04,468 SHOULDN'T DO THAT. 568 00:40:06,501 --> 00:40:09,301 WHERE IS JOE ANYWAY? 569 00:40:09,335 --> 00:40:12,401 LIKES TO SLEEP MOST SATURDAY AFTERNOONS. 570 00:40:12,435 --> 00:40:15,068 YEAH, OF COURSE. 571 00:40:15,101 --> 00:40:17,268 PUT THE BLACK CLIP ONTO THE RED ONE. 572 00:40:17,301 --> 00:40:18,901 LIKE THAT? 573 00:40:18,935 --> 00:40:20,101 LIKE THAT. 574 00:40:20,135 --> 00:40:23,368 THAT'S MY GIRL. 575 00:40:23,401 --> 00:40:24,968 COULDN'T YOU SLEEP LAST NIGHT? 576 00:40:25,001 --> 00:40:26,468 NO. 577 00:40:26,501 --> 00:40:28,035 TOO MANY NIGHTMARES. 578 00:40:28,068 --> 00:40:29,835 DECIDED TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT. 579 00:40:29,868 --> 00:40:31,935 MM, GOOD IDEA. 580 00:40:35,001 --> 00:40:36,601 THINK I'M DONE. 581 00:40:36,635 --> 00:40:38,468 YOU'RE GETTING SO CLEVER, BECKA, 582 00:40:38,501 --> 00:40:41,535 I HARDLY KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOU. 583 00:40:43,035 --> 00:40:45,501 DON'T TELL ME. 584 00:40:55,535 --> 00:40:57,535 BECKA. 585 00:41:01,568 --> 00:41:04,501 BECKA, WARM UP THE T.V. FOR ME, OKAY? 586 00:41:04,535 --> 00:41:06,535 OKEY-DOKEY. 587 00:41:08,501 --> 00:41:10,435 FINISHED WRAPPING THE PRESENTS, 588 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:11,968 DECORATING, 589 00:41:12,001 --> 00:41:14,168 BAKING AND CLEANING, 590 00:41:14,201 --> 00:41:17,001 FINISHED EVERYTHING. WE'RE READY. 591 00:41:18,735 --> 00:41:20,968 WE'RE READY. 592 00:41:21,001 --> 00:41:23,968 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO WARM UP THE T.V. 593 00:41:24,001 --> 00:41:26,135 COULDN'T FIND THE CLICKER. 594 00:41:26,168 --> 00:41:28,468 AH, THOSE DAMN THINGS. 595 00:42:04,201 --> 00:42:06,635 DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. THERE'S A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD. 596 00:42:09,201 --> 00:42:10,601 ( gasping ) 597 00:42:10,635 --> 00:42:13,101 OH, MY GOD! 598 00:42:13,135 --> 00:42:14,935 WHAT HAVE I DONE? 599 00:42:14,968 --> 00:42:16,435 WHAT HAVE I DONE? 600 00:42:16,468 --> 00:42:17,935 I'VE SHOT MYSELF IN... 601 00:42:17,968 --> 00:42:19,468 OH, JOE! 602 00:42:19,501 --> 00:42:21,501 JOE, HELP ME! 603 00:42:23,668 --> 00:42:28,868 ♪ WHAT DO I CARE IF ICICLES FORM? ♪ 604 00:42:32,268 --> 00:42:36,234 ♪ I'VE GOT MY LOVE TO KEEP ME WARM ♪ 605 00:42:36,268 --> 00:42:41,468 ♪ I THOUGHT YOU OUGHT TO KNOW MY HEART'S ON FIRE ♪ 606 00:42:41,501 --> 00:42:45,068 ♪ THE FLAMES THEY JUST LEAP HIGHER ♪ 607 00:42:45,101 --> 00:42:49,934 ♪ SO I WILL WEATHER THE STORM ♪ 608 00:42:51,334 --> 00:42:57,668 ♪ WHAT DO I CARE HOW MUCH IT STORMS? ♪ 609 00:42:59,868 --> 00:43:02,568 ( Control Voice ) PERHAPS THE DESCENT INTO MADNESS 610 00:43:02,601 --> 00:43:05,834 IS NOT A SOLITARY JOURNEY AFTER ALL. 611 00:43:05,868 --> 00:43:08,568 ♪ I'VE GOT MY LOVE TO KEEP ME WARM ♪ 41017

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