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[♪♪♪]
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[ENGINE VROOMING]
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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God, do I
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hate Paris.
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Not to worry.
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Probably won't be
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around
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much longer.
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[♪♪♪]
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[ALARM BUZZING FAINTLY]
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[WEAPONS POWER UP]
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MAN:
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I've been waiting
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a long time for this.
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I guess what--
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What I'm trying to say is,
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Lisa, will you mar--?
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AGENT H: Bonjour.
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We're with
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Tower security.
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Uh, we're
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terribly sorry,
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but you're not
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supposed to be here.
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Sorry.
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Sorry.
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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So? She say yes?
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I haven't asked yet.
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He hasn't asked yet.
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Oh, well, that's
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a terrible shame, isn't it?
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Because, you see, that
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blinking light back there
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means there's been
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a breach in Portal 2.
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Which means,
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in just a few minutes,
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the most vile creatures
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in the entire universe,
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the Hive,
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are gonna consume
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every last one
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of us from the inside out.
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I don't understand.
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All will be explained
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if you look right...
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here.
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The Tower was closed
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for repairs.
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Ask her
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on the way down.
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This way,
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please.
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[WIND WHISTLING]
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Thank you.
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Mind
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the gap.
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[DOOR CLANGS SHUT]
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Right. Shall we?
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Let's do this.
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[SCREAMING, GROANING]
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AGENT H:
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Hey, guys.
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Who the hell
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are you?
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Ask her again
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down on the ground.
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[WEAPON DISCHARGES]
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[GRUNTING]
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Whew.
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Ah, there you are.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Let's try this again,
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shall we?
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[WEAPONS CLICK, BUZZ]
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So, what's
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the play here?
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We've been
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in this situation before.
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We've never faced
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the Hive before.
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They've never
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faced us.
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Always remember,
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the universe has
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a way of leading you
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to where
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you're supposed to be
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at the moment
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you're supposed to be there.
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Yeah, well, sometimes,
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the universe gets it wrong.
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[♪♪♪]
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[CREATURE ROARS]
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[SIREN WAILS]
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[♪♪♪]
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HAROLD & MAN [ON TV]:
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"Let's have some action.
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I want some
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asses wiggling.
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I want some perfection."
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[CACKLES]
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[IMITATES CACKLING]
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[OBJECTS CLATTERING]
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Get my
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three-wood.
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Come on,
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let's go.
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Okay, okay.
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Careful.
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[OBJECTS CLATTERING]
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[HAROLD SCREAMS]
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HAROLD:
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God. Baby.
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What?
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Uh...
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That wasn't
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no animal, okay?
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It was a--
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It was a--
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I ain't never seen
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nothing like that before.
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It was, like,
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a creature.
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What? Harold,
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call the police.
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The who?
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The police.
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Call the police!
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[PHONE BEEPS]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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That was fast.
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MAN:
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Evening.
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We're from Animal Control.
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You saw something?
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HAROLD: We haven't called yet.
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MOLLY'S MOM:
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Are we in danger?
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Does it have rabies?
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HAROLD:
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That wasn't a regular animal.
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It was like--
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MAN: The creature you saw was
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an unlicensed Tarantian
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from Andromeda II.
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Very rare, very dangerous.
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MOLLY'S MOM: Sorry, what?
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MAN: A Tarantian.
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I know.
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He looks cute now.
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Tarantian?
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MAN: But when they hit puberty,
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they turn into real monsters.
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[TARANTIAN SQUEAKS]
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[GASPS]
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[TOY SQUEAKS]
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[SQUEAKING]
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Shh.
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Don't be scared.
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It's okay.
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MAN:
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Tell me, is there
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anyone else in the house?
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MOLLY'S MOM:
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Just our daughter.
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She's sleeping.
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MAN:
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A raccoon. Yeah,
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that's your problem, folks.
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Go ahead and make sure
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those trash can lids
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are on nice and tight,
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and we were never here.
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MOLLY'S MOM:
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We should
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go check on Molly.
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[GASPS]
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We've gotta
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get you out of here.
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[CAR REVS, VROOMS]
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Come on.
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[♪♪♪]
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[BABBLES]
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[SQUEAKS]
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It's okay.
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[PURRS]
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I'm your friend.
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I'm Molly. Go on.
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Molly.
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Kabla nakshulin.
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[CHITTERS]
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Kabla nakshulin.
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MAN:
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Well, Molly,
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you've scored excellent
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or above
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in every area.
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Fitness,
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deductive reasoning, logic,
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weapons training.
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Just one problem.
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You didn't check a box.
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For your preferred division.
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Everyone has to check a box.
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Hm.
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Yeah, I made my own box
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for the division
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that has no box.
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You know, the division
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where they wear black suits
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and deal with the guys from...
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[CLICKS TONGUE]
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...up there.
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You mean, Accounting?
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No, like...
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[IMITATES SPACESHIP ENGINE]
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Yeah, still...
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Accounting.
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[SIREN WAILING, OUTSIDE]
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MAN:
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That should fix the glitch.
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Remember, we care.
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You're good to go.
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And remember,
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we care.
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[SNORES]
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Look for the icon marked
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advanced extensions.
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WOMAN [ON PHONE]: Okay.
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Click on it.
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WOMAN:
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Which icon?
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There's a bunch--
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Thirteenth icon from the left.
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WOMAN: Whose left?
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Your left.
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WOMAN: Oh, sorry.
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I got it now.
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Okay, got it?
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WOMAN: Yeah, got it.
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Are you still there?
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[GASPS]
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Hello? Help. What's going on?
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Oh, no.
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Nothing. Let me just run
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a little diagnostic on my end,
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and I will be back.
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No, it won't take long.
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Not long at all. Okay.
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What the f...?
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This is perplexing.
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Is it?
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Is it?
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A-L-I-E-N-S?
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I don't know why
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you always insist
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on whispering
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and spelling that.
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Finally decided
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to show up, huh?
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[COMPUTER BEEPS]
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Oh, my God.
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All I have to do
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is figure out
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trajectory, and I am in.
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I'm back. Okay, try this.
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WOMAN: Hi.
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Unplug it, plug it back in.
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WOMAN: Okay.
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And remember, we care.
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WOMAN: Hello?
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[SIGHS]
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I have to go.
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Jimmy's coming back
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to get the kids.
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Yes.
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[♪♪♪]
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Okay. Let's see
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where you are now.
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[CLACKS KEYBOARD]
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COMPUTER:
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Welcome back,
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Professor Armitage.
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[CHIMES]
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Oh, you tricky one.
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I don't think you're
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a meteor after all, are you?
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Nope, I think you are
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an unauthorized landing.
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This is it.
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It's all happening.
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See you soon, Jimmy.
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[♪♪♪]
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MOLLY:
300
00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,115
Right here, right here.
301
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,200
Right here.
302
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,078
Hey, hey.
303
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,078
Hey.
304
00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,913
Please keep
305
00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,913
the meter running.
306
00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,164
I'll pay you
307
00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,164
extra.
308
00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:24,291
What?
309
00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,878
[PHONE BEEPING]
310
00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:34,301
[BEEPING INTENSIFIES]
311
00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:35,427
[BEEPING STOPS]
312
00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,934
[PIGEONS COOING]
313
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,030
[♪♪♪]
314
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[GASPS]
315
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AGENT:
316
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,605
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
317
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,605
Come on, Jimmy.
318
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,565
What are you doing
319
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,565
back on Earth?
320
00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,942
Hey, this is--?
321
00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,942
This is Earth?
322
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,277
My bad, guys.
323
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,277
Come on.
324
00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:35,736
AGENT:
325
00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:35,736
Tell it to O back at HQ.
326
00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:37,197
ALIEN:
327
00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:37,197
I want to see my kids.
328
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,781
AGENT:
329
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,781
Get this ship out of here.
330
00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:41,326
I'll escort our
331
00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:41,326
Zamporian friend back.
332
00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,460
[PANTING]
333
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:56,049
Don't lose them.
334
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:56,049
DRIVER: What?
335
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,552
I'm on it.
336
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,552
On it.
337
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,552
Go, go, go. Go.
338
00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:29,416
MOLLY:
339
00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:29,416
Hey, did they bring in
340
00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:29,416
that Zamporian yet?
341
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,459
Came in a couple of
342
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,459
minutes ahead of you.
343
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:34,421
The guy tried to sneak in
344
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:34,421
behind a Perseid meteor shower.
345
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,964
Amateur hour. Am I right?
346
00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,508
Right as rain.
347
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:41,720
Rain don't lie.
348
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,353
Sheesh, talk about
349
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,353
amateur hour.
350
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:52,480
Hey, you gonna
351
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:52,480
call this in, or what?
352
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:55,609
[WALKIE-TALKIE CHIRPS]
353
00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,151
MAN:
354
00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,151
Code Black.
355
00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:01,822
[♪♪♪]
356
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,995
FEMALE VOICE [OVER PA]:
357
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,995
Unauthorized visitor.
358
00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:10,248
Lockdown protocol engaged
359
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:13,000
in three, two, one.
360
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,043
[GASPS]
361
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:21,134
AGENT O:
362
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:21,134
All right, who's
363
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:21,134
she working for?
364
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,801
She claims to be
365
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,801
working alone.
366
00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:24,638
A random civilian
367
00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:24,638
simply waltzes in
368
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,432
off the high street.
369
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,432
I don't think so.
370
00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:32,479
Neuralyze her.
371
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:37,984
[WHIRS]
372
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:37,984
No, no, no. Don't.
373
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,236
I know what that thing is.
374
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,236
Please.
375
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,405
AGENT O [ON SPEAKER]:
376
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,405
Hang on. Hang on.
377
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,327
She had
378
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,327
an experience.
379
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,622
It erased my parents' memories,
380
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,622
but it didn't take mine.
381
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:53,832
So my whole life,
382
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:53,832
everyone's called me crazy.
383
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,460
They said that
384
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,460
I needed therapy,
385
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,338
which, okay,
386
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,338
admittedly, I did,
387
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,173
but not for this.
388
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,467
Did she really hack
389
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,467
into the Hubble Telescope
390
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:05,178
to look at Andromeda II,
391
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:05,178
and we didn't catch her?
392
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,514
In the old days,
393
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,514
we'd have hired her.
394
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:13,687
It took me 20 years to find you,
395
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:13,687
plus or minus.
396
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,814
How many people
397
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,814
can say that?
398
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:20,151
I found you.
399
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,407
[ELECTRONIC DOOR UNLATCHES]
400
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:32,121
So you found us.
401
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:32,121
You proved you're not crazy.
402
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,207
You win the I'm Not Crazy
403
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,207
badge. Now what?
404
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,626
I want in.
405
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,626
We don't hire. We recruit.
406
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:39,128
Then I'd like
407
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:39,128
to be recruited.
408
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:42,507
I'm going to need more.
409
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:45,635
But would you mind giving me
410
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:45,635
one good reason?
411
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,470
Because I'm smart.
412
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,389
I'm motivated.
413
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,349
I look good in black.
414
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,349
I'm--
415
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,933
Boring me.
416
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,855
Because I have absolutely
417
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,855
no life whatsoever.
418
00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,441
I have nothing.
419
00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,441
I have no dog, no cat,
420
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,818
definitely no chill.
421
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,361
I have nothing
422
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,361
that I couldn't
423
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:04,571
happily walk away from,
424
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,614
which makes me
425
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,614
perfect for this job.
426
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,784
Well, you're certainly
427
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,784
suitably tragic.
428
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:12,579
No love?
429
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:12,579
No relationships?
430
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,914
They just distract you from
431
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,914
what's important.
432
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,291
Hm, really?
433
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,291
And what's important?
434
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,336
The truth
435
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,336
of the universe.
436
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,797
I wanna know everything.
437
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,799
I wanna know
438
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,799
how it all works.
439
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,761
You really think
440
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,761
a black suit
441
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,179
is going to solve
442
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,179
all your problems?
443
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:34,434
Mmm... No,
444
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:34,434
but it looks damn good on you.
445
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,976
That's true.
446
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,402
[COMPUTER CHIMING]
447
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,988
[♪♪♪]
448
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,538
AGENT O:
449
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,538
From this moment,
450
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,538
you will conform
451
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:58,416
to the identity we give you.
452
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:02,295
You will dress only
453
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:02,295
in MIB Special Services attire.
454
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,673
You have been trained
455
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,673
in the use
456
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:10,470
of MIB-sanctioned technology,
457
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:10,470
vehicles and weaponry.
458
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,640
Mm-mm.
459
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,476
AGENT O:
460
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,476
You will not stand out
461
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,476
in any way.
462
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:23,524
You are no longer
463
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:23,524
part of the system.
464
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:26,402
You do not exist.
465
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,821
Check, please.
466
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,530
AGENT O:
467
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,530
We are above the system.
468
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,866
Over it, beyond it.
469
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,866
We are them. We are they.
470
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,033
We are
471
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,033
the Men in Black.
472
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:35,202
The "Men"
473
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:35,202
in Black?
474
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:37,079
Don't.
475
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:37,079
Don't start.
476
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,873
I've had
477
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,873
the conversation.
478
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,875
They didn't seem
479
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,875
to be able to let it go.
480
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,002
It's a process.
481
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,002
Attachment issue, I think.
482
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,755
There's
483
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,755
your first assignment.
484
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,882
Okay.
485
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,882
When do I get my...?
486
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,133
[BUZZES]
487
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,133
It's called a neuralyzer.
488
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:52,094
And you don't just get it,
489
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:52,094
you earn it.
490
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,973
You've been accepted
491
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,973
for a probationary period.
492
00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:57,809
Impress me, and
493
00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:57,809
we'll see about the bzzz.
494
00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,560
Okay.
495
00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,560
Hm.
496
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:03,773
You're a fan of the truth,
497
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:03,773
aren't you, Agent M?
498
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,692
I like it.
499
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,692
Mm.
500
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,694
I think we may have
501
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,694
a problem in London.
502
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,362
[♪♪♪]
503
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,405
[BIG BEN CHIMES]
504
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,995
[COUGHING]
505
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,206
Wow, that is smooth.
506
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,833
Let's keep them coming,
507
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,833
shall we?
508
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,083
Another
509
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,083
round.
510
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,544
Ah!
511
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,421
So can I just say how much
512
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,421
I'm liking this place?
513
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,382
It's formal,
514
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,382
but not too stuffy.
515
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,801
Classic, but still
516
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,801
kind of stylish.
517
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:35,095
Makes it a very Eyes Wide Shut
518
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:35,095
kind of vibe.
519
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:36,597
I'm kidding.
520
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:37,849
Sort of.
521
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,352
[ROARS, HISSES]
522
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:42,812
[GASPS]
523
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:42,812
Hoo, hoo!
524
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,355
Or is it
525
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,355
mostly just
526
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,065
the lethal high-stakes
527
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,065
gambling?
528
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,650
Thank you very much.
529
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:50,403
Would you look at that?
530
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:50,403
Straight to the ace, gentlemen.
531
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,445
That's me again.
532
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,950
Let's talk business,
533
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,950
shall we?
534
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,161
I can move this stuff.
535
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,830
Who do I speak with
536
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,830
about getting
537
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,623
a lot more of it?
538
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,623
Because I'm in.
539
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:03,708
You're not.
540
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,419
You see, I have
541
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,419
a very strict
542
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,629
"no Men in Black"
543
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,629
policy.
544
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,381
[COUGHS]
545
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,381
Oh, God.
546
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:11,716
I don't blame you.
547
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:14,010
Who'd want those assholes
548
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:14,010
coming in here?
549
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,888
Men in Black. The Morons
550
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,888
in Black, if you ask me.
551
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,639
What a bunch of dicks.
552
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,639
Am I right?
553
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,809
All it takes is one bad apple
554
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,809
to spoil any environment--
555
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,143
[GRUNTS]
556
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,480
[GRUNTS]
557
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,899
Stop it, guys.
558
00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:28,983
[ALL GRUNTING]
559
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:31,778
[HISSES]
560
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,199
[WAILING]
561
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,249
[GRUNTS]
562
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:49,879
I am MIB,
563
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:49,879
you Cerulian scum.
564
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:53,967
And FYI, your little
565
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:53,967
club here sucks.
566
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:56,094
You're gonna give me
567
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:56,094
everything.
568
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:58,679
Suppliers, sellers,
569
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:58,679
your whole network.
570
00:18:58,679 --> 00:18:59,764
[GASPS]
571
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:01,808
[HISSING]
572
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:01,808
[GRUNTING]
573
00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:05,352
[CHUCKLES]
574
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:06,520
Your luck run out.
575
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,397
You're already
576
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,397
dead.
577
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,397
[GRUNTS]
578
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,024
[CONTINUES HISSING]
579
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,861
Only one person here
580
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,861
has the antidote.
581
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,488
[GROANING]
582
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,488
Emily, sweetheart.
583
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:18,866
[COUGHS]
584
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,494
[GRUNTS, GROANING]
585
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:28,626
Please, I'll-- I'll give you
586
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:28,626
whatever you want.
587
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,338
Please.
588
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,338
Anything you want.
589
00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:35,174
Anything I want?
590
00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:39,804
[GASPS]
591
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,935
[SNORES]
592
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,362
[SUCTION CUPS POP,
593
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,362
FLESH SQUELCHES]
594
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,574
[♪♪♪]
595
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:22,055
FEMALE VOICE [ON PA]:
596
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:22,055
The express train
597
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:22,055
to London has arrived.
598
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:26,017
With continuing service
599
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:26,017
to Paris, Stockholm,
600
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:28,644
Milan, Rome, Madrid.
601
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,272
Caught him
602
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,272
in the locker room.
603
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,483
I knew that kid
604
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,483
was neuralyzing himself.
605
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,111
I told him, "Do that too much,
606
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,111
and you'll go blind."
607
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:38,738
[LAUGHS]
608
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:38,738
Right?
609
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,280
ALIEN 1:
610
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,280
Who could go for a nosh?
611
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,700
ALIEN 2:
612
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,700
I'd like a nice
613
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,700
pastrami sandwich.
614
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:45,661
With lots of melted cheese.
615
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:45,661
[SIGHS]
616
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:48,455
[ALIEN GRUNTS]
617
00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:50,332
[WHIMPERING]
618
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,210
[♪♪♪]
619
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,095
[METAL RATTLES]
620
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,368
[ENGINE THUNDERS]
621
00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,246
[GASPS]
622
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:49,475
WOMAN [OVER PA]:
623
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:49,475
Now arriving,
624
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:49,475
express train from New York.
625
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:53,604
Last call for Flight 2112
626
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:53,604
to the Cat's Eye Nebula.
627
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,773
[COUGHING, CONVERSING
628
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,773
INDISTINCTLY]
629
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:58,317
[RATTLES]
630
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,528
[MURMURS
631
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,528
INDISTINCTLY]
632
00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:03,614
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
633
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,118
FEMALE VOICE:
634
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,118
Welcome, Agent M.
635
00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:10,288
Please report
636
00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:10,288
to New Agent Orientation.
637
00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,373
[ELECTRONIC DISPLAY
638
00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,373
CHIMES]
639
00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:21,924
[CHIMES]
640
00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:24,426
FEMALE VOICE:
641
00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:24,426
Access granted, Agent M.
642
00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:30,850
[INDISTINCT CHATTER,
643
00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:30,850
VOCALIZING]
644
00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:37,606
WOMAN [OVER PA]:
645
00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:37,606
...every hour from Gate 12.
646
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,368
ALIEN:
647
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,368
Excuse me, ma'am.
648
00:22:56,917 --> 00:23:00,254
It's never
649
00:22:56,917 --> 00:23:00,254
who you think it is.
650
00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:02,298
Oh, no.
651
00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:02,298
That one makes sense.
652
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,552
So you're the one
653
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,552
who found us.
654
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,513
Yes, I am.
655
00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:11,974
I'm T. High T.
656
00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:13,559
Oh, yeah.
657
00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:13,559
You're--
658
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,728
I run this
659
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,728
little circus.
660
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,728
Yeah.
661
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,104
Welcome, M.
662
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,814
It's nice
663
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,814
to meet you, sir.
664
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:22,442
O told me to expect
665
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:22,442
some great things.
666
00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:25,445
And great things
667
00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:25,445
shall you get.
668
00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:25,445
Good.
669
00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:26,739
Right through there.
670
00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:31,827
[CHITTERING]
671
00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:36,082
Hi, you.
672
00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:38,292
MAN:
673
00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:38,292
Wait, wait, wait!
674
00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:38,292
Don't touch him!
675
00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:40,378
Oh, God.
676
00:23:40,378 --> 00:23:42,046
[GROANING]
677
00:23:40,378 --> 00:23:42,046
[BALLS SQUEAKING]
678
00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:44,590
AGENT 1: I got him, I got him.
679
00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:44,590
AGENT 2: You guys...
680
00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:46,175
AGENT 3:
681
00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:46,175
I got him. I got him.
682
00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:56,476
[♪♪♪]
683
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:11,617
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
684
00:24:24,255 --> 00:24:26,299
[HUMMING ALONG TO MUSIC]
685
00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:33,847
[MUSIC STOPS]
686
00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:33,847
[PLAYING STATIC]
687
00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:36,434
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
688
00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:40,729
[FAN CREAKS]
689
00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:47,653
MAN [IN FRENCH]:
690
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:49,947
[MOP CLANGS]
691
00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:52,199
[IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
692
00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:57,871
[MUTTERING IN
693
00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:57,871
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
694
00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:07,547
[HINGE CLICKS, CREAKS]
695
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,635
[IN ENGLISH]
696
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,635
Change it, change it.
697
00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:15,097
[ELECTRICITY BUZZES]
698
00:25:16,514 --> 00:25:18,725
[♪♪♪]
699
00:25:21,354 --> 00:25:22,855
[ELECTRICITY BUZZES SHARPLY]
700
00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:27,318
All right, buddy.
701
00:25:28,526 --> 00:25:30,696
All right. Drink this.
702
00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:32,490
[CIRCUIT BUZZES]
703
00:25:36,534 --> 00:25:38,078
[ALIENS SCREECH INDISTINCTLY]
704
00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:41,707
[GASPING]
705
00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:43,917
[♪♪♪]
706
00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:48,005
[THUDS]
707
00:25:55,513 --> 00:25:57,681
[ELECTRICITY BUZZING,
708
00:25:55,513 --> 00:25:57,681
CRACKLING]
709
00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:27,253
Oh, careful.
710
00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:27,253
You break it, you buy it.
711
00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:34,218
Keep it. Keep it.
712
00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:35,302
On me.
713
00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:37,679
We need to see
714
00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:37,679
the queen.
715
00:26:38,638 --> 00:26:39,723
Yes.
716
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:48,107
[ALIENS CHATTERING
717
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:48,107
INDISTINCTLY]
718
00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,984
[ALIEN WOLF-WHISTLES]
719
00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,984
Uh-oh.
720
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:52,903
You have
721
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:52,903
visitors.
722
00:26:52,903 --> 00:26:55,114
[♪♪♪]
723
00:26:59,826 --> 00:27:02,704
State your business
724
00:26:59,826 --> 00:27:02,704
with the queen.
725
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,290
We need someone
726
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,290
to die.
727
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:15,217
As clearly stated in Section 6C
728
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:15,217
of the Treaty of Andromeda II,
729
00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:16,676
we do not kill Jababians
730
00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:19,221
nor participate
731
00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:19,221
in the murder thereof.
732
00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:21,307
This is nonnegotiable.
733
00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:26,395
Well, it's slightly
734
00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:26,395
negotiable.
735
00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:27,687
[TIRES SCREECH]
736
00:27:27,687 --> 00:27:29,565
[ENGINE HUMMING]
737
00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:31,442
[♪♪♪]
738
00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:34,861
♪ Any sign, every word
739
00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:34,861
Comin' out of your mouth ♪
740
00:27:34,861 --> 00:27:37,030
♪ You ain't got
741
00:27:34,861 --> 00:27:37,030
A little information ♪
742
00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:38,865
[TIRES SCREECH]
743
00:27:40,867 --> 00:27:41,952
Oy!
744
00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:45,247
Morning.
745
00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:48,250
I'm in the market
746
00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:48,250
for a useless, old,
747
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:50,210
broken-down machine.
748
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:50,210
What do you got?
749
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:52,379
You're not gonna
750
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:52,379
get a rise out of me, H.
751
00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:54,340
It's the Imperial
752
00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:54,340
with the red tab.
753
00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:56,091
Do try to keep up.
754
00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:57,134
[DINGS]
755
00:27:57,134 --> 00:27:58,218
Thank you, Charlie.
756
00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:08,937
That's the old
757
00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:08,937
portal depot.
758
00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:11,731
Site of the First
759
00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:11,731
Great Alien Migration.
760
00:28:11,731 --> 00:28:14,276
AGENT M:
761
00:28:11,731 --> 00:28:14,276
Wait, so Eiffel
762
00:28:11,731 --> 00:28:14,276
was an MIB agent?
763
00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:15,611
One of
764
00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:15,611
the first.
765
00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:17,695
He helped so many
766
00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:17,695
intergalactic refugees
767
00:28:17,695 --> 00:28:19,532
seeking protection
768
00:28:17,695 --> 00:28:19,532
here on Earth.
769
00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:21,699
If you look closely,
770
00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:21,699
you can see my grandma
771
00:28:21,699 --> 00:28:23,327
and my grandpa
772
00:28:21,699 --> 00:28:23,327
in that picture.
773
00:28:23,327 --> 00:28:24,702
So beautiful.
774
00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:27,956
WOMAN: Here you are, dear.
775
00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:27,956
Thank you.
776
00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:31,669
[♪♪♪]
777
00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:46,933
[IN SLOW MOTION]
778
00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:46,933
What's up
779
00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:46,933
with that guy?
780
00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:59,154
[IN SLOW MOTION]
781
00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:59,154
Nerlene!
782
00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:00,822
NERLENE [AT NORMAL SPEED]:
783
00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:00,822
Sorry.
784
00:29:00,822 --> 00:29:02,741
He's just
785
00:29:00,822 --> 00:29:02,741
so yummy.
786
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:05,118
Who is he?
787
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:05,118
H.
788
00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:07,079
Only the best agent
789
00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:07,079
in the building.
790
00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:09,456
He saved the world once
791
00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:09,456
with nothing but his wits
792
00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:11,875
and a Series-7
793
00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:11,875
De-Atomizer.
794
00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:14,336
He saved
795
00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:14,336
the world?
796
00:29:14,336 --> 00:29:15,588
From what?
797
00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:18,048
The Hive.
798
00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:19,592
The Hive.
799
00:29:19,592 --> 00:29:21,885
Hey, Guy,
800
00:29:19,592 --> 00:29:21,885
do me a favor.
801
00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:24,054
Handle my calls.
802
00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:24,054
Oh, love to.
803
00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:26,265
Where are you
804
00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:26,265
going?
805
00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:27,641
To do some homework.
806
00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:34,064
AGENT HIGH T:
807
00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:34,064
An awful, terrible incident
808
00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:34,064
in Marrakesh.
809
00:29:34,064 --> 00:29:36,775
The North Africa office
810
00:29:34,064 --> 00:29:36,775
is investigating.
811
00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:38,444
And in
812
00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:38,444
other business,
813
00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:41,614
H has decided to grace us
814
00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:41,614
with his presence after all.
815
00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:44,283
Apologies, sir. I was working
816
00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:44,283
late. Morning, everyone.
817
00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:46,368
So was I. Cleaning
818
00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:46,368
your mess. Thank you.
819
00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:49,246
You should've seen the mess
820
00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:49,246
I was cleaning up this morning.
821
00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:51,540
AGENT C:
822
00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:51,540
It was a totally
823
00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:51,540
unsanctioned op, sir,
824
00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:54,585
requiring two containment units
825
00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:54,585
and a full neuralyzer squad.
826
00:29:54,585 --> 00:29:57,212
I prefer to look at this
827
00:29:54,585 --> 00:29:57,212
from a macro point of view,
828
00:29:57,212 --> 00:29:58,922
not get bogged
829
00:29:57,212 --> 00:29:58,922
in the details.
830
00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:01,467
The bad guy's dead,
831
00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:01,467
so, you know.
832
00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:04,219
Take a seat, please.
833
00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:04,219
One last item.
834
00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:07,389
A member of the
835
00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:07,389
Jababian royal family
836
00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:10,517
has a layover on his way
837
00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:10,517
to Centaurus A.
838
00:30:10,517 --> 00:30:12,144
Vungus the Ugly.
839
00:30:10,517 --> 00:30:12,144
[MOUTHING WORDS]
840
00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:13,646
Inherited the title.
841
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:17,232
Believe it or not,
842
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:17,232
Vungus here
843
00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:18,692
is the looker
844
00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:18,692
in the crowd.
845
00:30:18,692 --> 00:30:20,277
Holograms always add
846
00:30:18,692 --> 00:30:20,277
10 pounds.
847
00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:22,446
AGENT HIGH T:
848
00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:22,446
Jababian society doesn't allow
849
00:30:22,446 --> 00:30:25,198
for certain
850
00:30:22,446 --> 00:30:25,198
indiscretions.
851
00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:28,452
In short, he wants
852
00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:28,452
to be shown a good time.
853
00:30:28,452 --> 00:30:32,205
We could say no,
854
00:30:28,452 --> 00:30:32,205
but Jababian mining vessels
855
00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:34,333
would grind us
856
00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:34,333
into galactic dust.
857
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:37,169
Some irony there, sir, if you
858
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:37,169
think that we used to, uh,
859
00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:39,296
protect Earth
860
00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:39,296
from the scum of the universe.
861
00:30:39,296 --> 00:30:41,089
Now it seems
862
00:30:39,296 --> 00:30:41,089
we're protecting scum.
863
00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:43,717
Actually, that's why it would
864
00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:43,717
be right up your street.
865
00:30:43,717 --> 00:30:45,385
Your cup of tea, H.
866
00:30:43,717 --> 00:30:45,385
[CHUCKLES]
867
00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:47,721
I know Vungus.
868
00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:47,721
He doesn't really drink tea.
869
00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:49,097
He prefers vodka,
870
00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:49,097
tequila,
871
00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:50,974
hand sanitizer,
872
00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:50,974
sometimes all at once.
873
00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:52,976
Once, we woke up
874
00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:52,976
handcuffed to a horse--
875
00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,436
What, H?
876
00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,436
Pipe down.
877
00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:56,480
Sorry.
878
00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:56,480
Sincere apologies.
879
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,023
You will be
880
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,023
his chaperone.
881
00:30:58,023 --> 00:31:00,233
In fact, he specifically
882
00:30:58,023 --> 00:31:00,233
asked for you.
883
00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:02,402
Okay. Absolutely,
884
00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:02,402
hopefully we don't end up
885
00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:04,070
handcuffed to
886
00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:04,070
a horse again, heh.
887
00:31:04,070 --> 00:31:05,238
AGENT HIGH T:
888
00:31:04,070 --> 00:31:05,238
Please.
889
00:31:05,238 --> 00:31:06,782
I'll have him home
890
00:31:05,238 --> 00:31:06,782
by midnight.
891
00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:08,450
Good boy.
892
00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:08,450
If you will.
893
00:31:09,451 --> 00:31:10,703
"Good boy.
894
00:31:09,451 --> 00:31:10,703
If you will."
895
00:31:10,703 --> 00:31:12,120
"Good man,"
896
00:31:10,703 --> 00:31:12,120
I think he said.
897
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,580
Keep Daddy
898
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,580
happy, yeah?
899
00:31:13,580 --> 00:31:14,665
We're like this.
900
00:31:14,665 --> 00:31:16,124
You look
901
00:31:14,665 --> 00:31:16,124
after Papi so well.
902
00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:17,543
You're so jealous,
903
00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:17,543
aren't you?
904
00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:18,836
Papi's
905
00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:18,836
little fancy boy.
906
00:31:18,836 --> 00:31:20,295
You wish
907
00:31:18,836 --> 00:31:20,295
you had a papi.
908
00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:24,174
AGENT:
909
00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:24,174
...They came in
910
00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:24,174
on transportation...
911
00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:26,051
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
912
00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:31,765
[SNORING]
913
00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:33,058
Uh, ahem.
914
00:31:34,685 --> 00:31:35,769
Hello.
915
00:31:37,771 --> 00:31:38,689
[THUDS]
916
00:31:38,689 --> 00:31:39,857
[GASPS]
917
00:31:38,689 --> 00:31:39,857
Whoo! Oops.
918
00:31:40,940 --> 00:31:43,151
Sorry.
919
00:31:40,940 --> 00:31:43,151
Ahem. Hi.
920
00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:45,237
Hey. Nope, I'm awake.
921
00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:45,237
It's all right.
922
00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:47,947
Just catching up
923
00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:47,947
on my daily meditation.
924
00:31:47,947 --> 00:31:49,700
I have been meaning
925
00:31:47,947 --> 00:31:49,700
to try that.
926
00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:51,451
I read that it
927
00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:51,451
dramatically improves
928
00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:52,994
mitochondrial energy
929
00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:52,994
production.
930
00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:55,038
Yep, yep.
931
00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:55,038
No, it absolutely does.
932
00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:57,332
My mitochondrial energy's
933
00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:57,332
through the roof.
934
00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:01,378
Um... Have we
935
00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:01,378
met before?
936
00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:01,378
No. Agent M.
937
00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:03,171
I heard you were
938
00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:03,171
on the Vungus meet,
939
00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:04,798
and I wanted
940
00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:04,798
to offer assistance.
941
00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:06,633
I'm a bit of
942
00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:06,633
a Jababian wonk.
943
00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:10,512
Language, culture,
944
00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:10,512
politics, fashion.
945
00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:13,181
Anyways, I compiled
946
00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:13,181
a dossier for you to read.
947
00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:16,309
Oh, a dossier. I love
948
00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:16,309
a good dossier.
949
00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:18,353
The thing is--
950
00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:18,353
Ask around.
951
00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:20,814
I work alone.
952
00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:20,814
Ask anyone around here.
953
00:32:20,814 --> 00:32:23,525
Did you know that Jababians
954
00:32:20,814 --> 00:32:23,525
are claircognizant empaths,
955
00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:25,360
which means
956
00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:25,360
they can read your mind?
957
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,820
And your cards.
958
00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:29,656
Well, they do have
959
00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:29,656
a tell.
960
00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:29,656
What's that?
961
00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:32,451
Subdermal spots on
962
00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:32,451
the underside of their arms
963
00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,119
change color.
964
00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,119
Mm,
965
00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,119
good to know.
966
00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:36,622
Thank you for your offer.
967
00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:36,622
I'm good.
968
00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:38,540
Okay. Message
969
00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:38,540
understood.
970
00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:40,500
I will leave you
971
00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:40,500
to your...
972
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:41,543
meditation.
973
00:32:41,543 --> 00:32:42,628
Thank you.
974
00:32:45,046 --> 00:32:46,214
Oh.
975
00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:48,258
Do you know
976
00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:48,258
what your tell is?
977
00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:50,594
You snore
978
00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:50,594
when you meditate.
979
00:32:57,434 --> 00:33:00,520
Actually, on second thought,
980
00:32:57,434 --> 00:33:00,520
maybe I could use some backup.
981
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,651
[♪♪♪]
982
00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:19,873
[CHATTERING
983
00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:19,873
INDISTINCTLY]
984
00:33:23,293 --> 00:33:25,712
[ENGINE REVS]
985
00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:32,093
I was thinking, for the op,
986
00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:32,093
I can take the perimeter,
987
00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:34,930
and you make the approach
988
00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:34,930
to Vungus.
989
00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:34,930
Yes, good.
990
00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:38,433
Okay.
991
00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:38,433
The thing is, with
992
00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:38,433
this particular club.
993
00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:40,602
everybody just wants
994
00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:40,602
to do their own thing.
995
00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:43,605
Aliens wanna look like humans,
996
00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:43,605
humans wanna look like aliens,
997
00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:45,357
so we may need
998
00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:45,357
to loosen up a bit.
999
00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:48,568
Maybe we lose
1000
00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:48,568
the tie first, yeah?
1001
00:33:48,568 --> 00:33:52,489
Pop a couple of buttons
1002
00:33:48,568 --> 00:33:52,489
and not look so stiff.
1003
00:33:52,489 --> 00:33:54,616
We don't want to advertise
1004
00:33:52,489 --> 00:33:54,616
our profession,
1005
00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:56,242
if you know
1006
00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:56,242
what I mean.
1007
00:33:56,242 --> 00:33:58,704
[IN SILLY VOICE]
1008
00:33:56,242 --> 00:33:58,704
"Men in Black.
1009
00:33:56,242 --> 00:33:58,704
Aliens, get down!"
1010
00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:00,706
I get it.
1011
00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:00,706
[NORMAL VOICE] Don't do that.
1012
00:34:00,706 --> 00:34:03,709
Yeah? Good. Great. Perfect.
1013
00:34:00,706 --> 00:34:03,709
How about me? How do I look?
1014
00:34:05,502 --> 00:34:07,086
I would just, uh.
1015
00:34:07,086 --> 00:34:08,380
Do you mind if I...?
1016
00:34:07,086 --> 00:34:08,380
What?
1017
00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:09,589
Coming in.
1018
00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:11,508
It's a fine line
1019
00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:11,508
between club casual
1020
00:34:11,508 --> 00:34:13,218
and the saddest man
1021
00:34:11,508 --> 00:34:13,218
on Earth.
1022
00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:14,427
Thank you.
1023
00:34:14,427 --> 00:34:16,429
Mm-hm.
1024
00:34:14,427 --> 00:34:16,429
Yeah.
1025
00:34:14,427 --> 00:34:16,429
Shall we?
1026
00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:18,223
I thought
1027
00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:18,223
that we were here.
1028
00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:19,892
We are.
1029
00:34:19,892 --> 00:34:21,643
Entrance
1030
00:34:19,892 --> 00:34:21,643
for special guests.
1031
00:34:21,643 --> 00:34:23,395
[ENGINE TURNS OVER]
1032
00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:27,482
Step on it,
1033
00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:27,482
would you, Freddie?
1034
00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:28,859
You got it, H.
1035
00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:30,694
[ENGINE REVS]
1036
00:34:30,694 --> 00:34:31,778
[GASPS]
1037
00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:34,823
[GASPS]
1038
00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:34,823
Hm.
1039
00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:38,827
[GASPS]
1040
00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:38,827
Yeah, okay.
1041
00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:38,827
Wasn't expecting that.
1042
00:34:38,827 --> 00:34:42,163
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
1043
00:34:38,827 --> 00:34:42,163
[PEOPLE CONVERSING INDISTINCTLY]
1044
00:34:57,512 --> 00:34:59,514
The Vungus among us!
1045
00:34:59,514 --> 00:35:02,559
H-Bomb!
1046
00:35:02,559 --> 00:35:04,394
V-Go! V-Go!
1047
00:35:02,559 --> 00:35:04,394
Yeah, yeah!
1048
00:35:04,394 --> 00:35:05,938
Yeah!
1049
00:35:04,394 --> 00:35:05,938
Woo!
1050
00:35:05,938 --> 00:35:08,065
Look at you.
1051
00:35:05,938 --> 00:35:08,065
You've lost weight.
1052
00:35:08,065 --> 00:35:09,775
What have you done
1053
00:35:08,065 --> 00:35:09,775
to your hair?
1054
00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:11,276
You changed it.
1055
00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:11,276
Looks fantastic.
1056
00:35:11,276 --> 00:35:13,319
Oh, I...
1057
00:35:11,276 --> 00:35:13,319
AGENT H: I barely recognize you.
1058
00:35:13,319 --> 00:35:16,489
Sorry. M, this
1059
00:35:13,319 --> 00:35:16,489
is Vungus. Vungus, M.
1060
00:35:16,489 --> 00:35:19,034
Hello, M.
1061
00:35:19,034 --> 00:35:20,786
Muah.
1062
00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:22,662
So nice
1063
00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:22,662
to meet you.
1064
00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:24,247
I've heard
1065
00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:24,247
a lot about you.
1066
00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:25,707
Highly redacted,
1067
00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:25,707
of course.
1068
00:35:25,707 --> 00:35:28,376
[GRUNTS, THEN SPEAKS
1069
00:35:25,707 --> 00:35:28,376
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
1070
00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:30,879
[CONTINUES SPEAKING
1071
00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:30,879
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
1072
00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:38,303
AGENT H:
1073
00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:38,303
Such a charmer. He says...
1074
00:35:38,303 --> 00:35:40,263
he thinks
1075
00:35:38,303 --> 00:35:40,263
you're hot.
1076
00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:41,598
He thinks I'm what?
1077
00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:41,598
Sorry?
1078
00:35:41,598 --> 00:35:43,266
AGENT H:
1079
00:35:41,598 --> 00:35:43,266
It's a rough translation.
1080
00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:45,226
Probably works better
1081
00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:45,226
on Ja-- Jababia,
1082
00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:48,354
but you know that,
1083
00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:48,354
since you speak fluent Jababian.
1084
00:35:48,354 --> 00:35:50,023
Oh.
1085
00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:53,276
Of course. I was just trying
1086
00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:53,276
to find the words to articulate
1087
00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:55,988
how incredibly eye-catching
1088
00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:55,988
you yourself are.
1089
00:35:55,988 --> 00:35:57,948
AGENT H:
1090
00:35:55,988 --> 00:35:57,948
Well, that he is.
1091
00:35:57,948 --> 00:36:00,033
M knows everything
1092
00:35:57,948 --> 00:36:00,033
about Jababia.
1093
00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:02,535
I wouldn't say "everything."
1094
00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:02,535
Always more to learn.
1095
00:36:02,535 --> 00:36:03,912
It's like
1096
00:36:02,535 --> 00:36:03,912
a fetish.
1097
00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:05,956
Hah, okay, that implies
1098
00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:05,956
something sexual.
1099
00:36:05,956 --> 00:36:07,248
It's definitely not.
1100
00:36:05,956 --> 00:36:07,248
It is.
1101
00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:08,875
It's always,
1102
00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:08,875
"Oh, Jababia this,
1103
00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:10,836
Jababia that, Jababia,
1104
00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:10,836
Jababia, Jababia!"
1105
00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:12,253
Yeah, baby!
1106
00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:12,253
[IMITATES WHIP]
1107
00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:14,047
AGENT H:
1108
00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:14,047
I knew you would hit it off.
1109
00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:15,924
Have a dance, okay?
1110
00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:15,924
M loves to dance.
1111
00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:18,051
She's a wonderful dancer.
1112
00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:18,051
I'll get drinks.
1113
00:36:18,051 --> 00:36:19,886
You're still
1114
00:36:18,051 --> 00:36:19,886
a vodka cranberry guy?
1115
00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:21,262
You know it.
1116
00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:22,347
Okay. Okay.
1117
00:36:23,431 --> 00:36:24,891
M, please.
1118
00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:27,352
Come, sit next
1119
00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:27,352
to Vungus.
1120
00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:29,270
I promise, I don't bite.
1121
00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:31,314
Okay, just give me
1122
00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:31,314
one sec.
1123
00:36:31,314 --> 00:36:33,066
Four
1124
00:36:31,314 --> 00:36:33,066
vodka cranberries.
1125
00:36:33,066 --> 00:36:34,693
It's all right.
1126
00:36:33,066 --> 00:36:34,693
I'll get this one.
1127
00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:36,153
Put it on
1128
00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:36,153
the company card.
1129
00:36:36,153 --> 00:36:37,612
Little tip,
1130
00:36:36,153 --> 00:36:37,612
expense everything.
1131
00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:39,238
Hey, quick question,
1132
00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:39,238
no big deal.
1133
00:36:39,238 --> 00:36:41,574
Are you pimping me out
1134
00:36:39,238 --> 00:36:41,574
to Vungus?
1135
00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:43,035
What? No.
1136
00:36:43,035 --> 00:36:45,704
What the hell would give you
1137
00:36:43,035 --> 00:36:45,704
that...impression?
1138
00:36:45,704 --> 00:36:48,040
[GRUNTS]
1139
00:36:45,704 --> 00:36:48,040
Hello. Ha-ha-ha!
1140
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,750
Oh, I don't know. That?
1141
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,750
Oh, ahem.
1142
00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,169
Better not look at that.
1143
00:36:52,169 --> 00:36:54,129
Hey, if you wanna use me
1144
00:36:52,169 --> 00:36:54,129
as alien bait,
1145
00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:55,505
just let me know next time.
1146
00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:56,798
I don't like to be lied to.
1147
00:36:56,798 --> 00:36:58,758
What, like pretending
1148
00:36:56,798 --> 00:36:58,758
to be an expert
1149
00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:00,468
in something you're not?
1150
00:37:00,468 --> 00:37:02,261
We're in
1151
00:37:00,468 --> 00:37:02,261
the lying business.
1152
00:37:02,261 --> 00:37:04,848
Are we?
1153
00:37:02,261 --> 00:37:04,848
Jababians are prickly.
1154
00:37:04,848 --> 00:37:06,265
We want them to be happy.
1155
00:37:06,265 --> 00:37:08,643
So they don't destroy our planet
1156
00:37:06,265 --> 00:37:08,643
and everything.
1157
00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:09,936
That is the mission.
1158
00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:11,312
If you're not
1159
00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:11,312
down with--
1160
00:37:11,312 --> 00:37:12,689
I'm down
1161
00:37:11,312 --> 00:37:12,689
with the mission,
1162
00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:14,858
but I'm not fornicating
1163
00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:14,858
with the Jababian.
1164
00:37:14,858 --> 00:37:16,568
That's not what
1165
00:37:14,858 --> 00:37:16,568
I asked you to do.
1166
00:37:17,694 --> 00:37:19,196
[CHUCKLES]
1167
00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:23,282
[DIDDY'S "DIDDY ROCK"
1168
00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:23,282
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
1169
00:37:23,282 --> 00:37:26,619
♪ Where nobody can reach us ♪
1170
00:37:26,619 --> 00:37:28,705
♪ There's no need
1171
00:37:26,619 --> 00:37:28,705
To take your phone ♪
1172
00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:31,332
So how long
1173
00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:31,332
you here for, buddy?
1174
00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:33,001
Vungus go home tomorrow.
1175
00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:34,502
AGENT H:
1176
00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:34,502
Tomorrow?
1177
00:37:34,502 --> 00:37:36,671
We better make it
1178
00:37:34,502 --> 00:37:36,671
a good one, huh?
1179
00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:41,342
I came to talk, H.
1180
00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:41,342
We need to speak.
1181
00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:43,302
Talky, shmalky.
1182
00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:43,302
I want to see you dance.
1183
00:37:43,302 --> 00:37:46,139
Come on. Come on, I know,
1184
00:37:43,302 --> 00:37:46,139
I know this is your jam.
1185
00:37:46,139 --> 00:37:47,599
Get out here. M, come on.
1186
00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:51,061
Oh, no, I'm just gonna...
1187
00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:51,061
I like to butt-dance.
1188
00:37:51,061 --> 00:37:53,021
♪ Dimes wall to wall
1189
00:37:51,061 --> 00:37:53,021
in the VIP ♪
1190
00:37:53,021 --> 00:37:55,314
♪ The age don't mean a thing
1191
00:37:53,021 --> 00:37:55,314
I ain't Chi Ali ♪
1192
00:37:55,314 --> 00:37:57,275
♪ I bring them out
1193
00:37:55,314 --> 00:37:57,275
With no ID ♪
1194
00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:59,778
♪ Them boys they bring
1195
00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:59,778
Them out like I'm T.I.P. ♪
1196
00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:01,154
♪ Come here, girl ♪
1197
00:38:01,154 --> 00:38:04,657
♪ Let me creep in your world ♪
1198
00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:06,826
♪ Let me take you
1199
00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:06,826
Indonesia ♪
1200
00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:09,162
Hey, I need to talk
1201
00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:09,162
to you about something.
1202
00:38:09,162 --> 00:38:10,872
If it's about
1203
00:38:09,162 --> 00:38:10,872
that night in Beirut,
1204
00:38:10,872 --> 00:38:12,791
I deleted the photos.
1205
00:38:10,872 --> 00:38:12,791
Promise.
1206
00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:15,418
No, not Beirut.
1207
00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:15,418
Just...
1208
00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:20,090
♪ Let me creep in your world ♪
1209
00:38:20,090 --> 00:38:22,092
[CHEERING]
1210
00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:29,849
♪ I don't give a f---
1211
00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:29,849
What it cost ♪
1212
00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:31,851
♪ I floss big whips
1213
00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:31,851
I floss big chains ♪
1214
00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:34,229
♪ I talk big-ish
1215
00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:34,229
'Cause I'm got big thangs ♪
1216
00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:35,521
H?
1217
00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:35,521
Yeah?
1218
00:38:35,521 --> 00:38:37,107
Twelve o'clock.
1219
00:38:35,521 --> 00:38:37,107
You're damn right
1220
00:38:37,107 --> 00:38:39,317
it is. Night is young.
1221
00:38:37,107 --> 00:38:39,317
Whoo-hoo!
1222
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,610
Listen to me, H.
1223
00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:42,361
This is serious.
1224
00:38:42,361 --> 00:38:44,948
You're the only one
1225
00:38:42,361 --> 00:38:44,948
that Vungus can trust.
1226
00:38:44,948 --> 00:38:46,407
Well, feeling's mutual.
1227
00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:48,785
♪ I see 'em looking at me
1228
00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:48,785
Like what's up ♪
1229
00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:54,373
♪ Let me creep in your world ♪
1230
00:38:54,373 --> 00:38:55,750
What happened to you?
1231
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,669
Nothing.
1232
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,669
What happened to you?
1233
00:38:57,669 --> 00:38:59,171
Why are you so
1234
00:38:57,669 --> 00:38:59,171
serious?
1235
00:38:59,171 --> 00:39:00,922
Relax. Ow! Yeah.
1236
00:38:59,171 --> 00:39:00,922
H.
1237
00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:08,305
♪ Let me take you
1238
00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:08,305
To Indonesia ♪
1239
00:39:08,305 --> 00:39:11,599
♪ Where nobody can reach us ♪
1240
00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:20,275
[LIGHT RATTLING, HISSING]
1241
00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:21,484
[GASPS]
1242
00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:24,029
[GROANING]
1243
00:39:25,989 --> 00:39:27,490
You all right, buddy?
1244
00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:29,367
What's wrong?
1245
00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:29,367
You don't look so good.
1246
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:32,411
You okay?
1247
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:32,411
Vungus not feel so good.
1248
00:39:32,411 --> 00:39:34,831
AGENT H:
1249
00:39:32,411 --> 00:39:34,831
Vodka cranberry
1250
00:39:32,411 --> 00:39:34,831
sure pack a punch.
1251
00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:38,543
Let's get his car
1252
00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:38,543
and get him out of here.
1253
00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:39,878
Yeah. Yup.
1254
00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:39,878
All right.
1255
00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:42,922
AGENT H:
1256
00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:42,922
Okay. Get you
1257
00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:42,922
off to bed.
1258
00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:45,300
Let's get you in here.
1259
00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:45,300
All right.
1260
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:47,302
There you are, buddy.
1261
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:47,302
In you go.
1262
00:39:47,302 --> 00:39:49,762
Watch your head. Okay.
1263
00:39:47,302 --> 00:39:49,762
All right.
1264
00:39:49,762 --> 00:39:51,181
Now, sleep it off,
1265
00:39:49,762 --> 00:39:51,181
okay?
1266
00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:53,350
I'll speak to you in
1267
00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:53,350
the morning. Hydrate.
1268
00:39:53,350 --> 00:39:54,642
[GROANS]
1269
00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:56,144
Whoo!
1270
00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:57,896
Shouldn't we call it in?
1271
00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:57,896
Oh, God, no.
1272
00:39:57,896 --> 00:39:59,397
The paperwork
1273
00:39:57,896 --> 00:39:59,397
is a nightmare.
1274
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,191
But Vungus
1275
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,191
didn't look too good.
1276
00:40:01,191 --> 00:40:02,901
He didn't look
1277
00:40:01,191 --> 00:40:02,901
too good before, but.
1278
00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:04,819
Trust me,
1279
00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:04,819
I've seen him way worse.
1280
00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:06,321
This one time
1281
00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:06,321
in Istanbul--
1282
00:40:09,532 --> 00:40:11,117
[GASPS]
1283
00:40:09,532 --> 00:40:11,117
[CAR ALARMS BLARING]
1284
00:40:11,117 --> 00:40:13,328
[♪♪♪]
1285
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:18,041
VUNGUS [COUGHS]:
1286
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:18,041
Help me.
1287
00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:22,754
[♪♪♪]
1288
00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:26,174
MIB. Freeze!
1289
00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:26,174
On the ground.
1290
00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:27,342
Hands up.
1291
00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:27,342
Palms down.
1292
00:40:31,637 --> 00:40:32,805
Palms down.
1293
00:40:31,637 --> 00:40:32,805
Hands up.
1294
00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:37,018
Which do you want to go with?
1295
00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:37,018
I'm fine with either.
1296
00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:40,230
We've to come up with something
1297
00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:40,230
consistent. You want palms down?
1298
00:40:40,230 --> 00:40:41,647
If you don't mind.
1299
00:40:41,647 --> 00:40:43,275
Palms down.
1300
00:40:41,647 --> 00:40:43,275
Palms down.
1301
00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:46,611
AGENT H:
1302
00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:46,611
Good.
1303
00:41:07,506 --> 00:41:08,549
What the...?
1304
00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:14,097
That is not good.
1305
00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:16,141
AGENT H:
1306
00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:16,141
Run!
1307
00:41:17,725 --> 00:41:20,019
[BOTH GRUNT]
1308
00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:23,982
[COUGHING]
1309
00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:23,982
M!
1310
00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:25,566
They are coming!
1311
00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:26,985
Petrol cap. Go.
1312
00:41:28,236 --> 00:41:29,528
[EXHALES]
1313
00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:35,827
[WEAPON POWERS UP]
1314
00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:46,045
AGENT H:
1315
00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:46,045
We need more firepower.
1316
00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:46,045
Side-view mirror.
1317
00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:48,381
What do you want me to do,
1318
00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:48,381
throw it at them?
1319
00:41:49,715 --> 00:41:50,842
Oh, wow.
1320
00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:03,271
I haven't seen that before.
1321
00:42:05,315 --> 00:42:07,317
I don't think
1322
00:42:05,315 --> 00:42:07,317
this is doing anything.
1323
00:42:08,693 --> 00:42:09,735
Come on.
1324
00:42:11,446 --> 00:42:13,865
Exhaust pipe. Go!
1325
00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:15,116
Come on!
1326
00:42:18,203 --> 00:42:21,247
Now this is
1327
00:42:18,203 --> 00:42:21,247
more like it.
1328
00:42:21,247 --> 00:42:22,374
Right.
1329
00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:26,002
[GRUNTS]
1330
00:42:28,713 --> 00:42:30,215
Hurry!
1331
00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:34,260
Go to Vungus.
1332
00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:34,260
I'll cover you.
1333
00:42:39,182 --> 00:42:40,558
[GROANS]
1334
00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:43,311
H! A little help here!
1335
00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:46,105
No. Not H.
1336
00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:48,233
He has changed.
1337
00:42:48,233 --> 00:42:50,402
I could feel it.
1338
00:42:50,402 --> 00:42:51,944
I have to know...
1339
00:42:51,944 --> 00:42:53,612
[COUGHING]
1340
00:42:53,612 --> 00:42:56,241
...if I can trust you.
1341
00:42:59,411 --> 00:43:01,037
[GRUNTS]
1342
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,998
Now I'm pissed off.
1343
00:43:03,998 --> 00:43:06,376
Hide this.
1344
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:11,089
Something is wrong
1345
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:11,089
in Men in Black.
1346
00:43:11,089 --> 00:43:14,592
What? Vungus, what is this?
1347
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:19,514
It's the only thing
1348
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:19,514
that can protect you.
1349
00:43:19,514 --> 00:43:21,349
[SIGHS]
1350
00:43:22,641 --> 00:43:25,103
[♪♪♪]
1351
00:43:31,526 --> 00:43:32,902
Come on!
1352
00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:39,367
Where's your fancy
1353
00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:39,367
dance moves now?
1354
00:43:39,367 --> 00:43:41,369
[TIRES SQUEAL]
1355
00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:45,998
[AGENTS YELLING
1356
00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:45,998
INDISTINCTLY]
1357
00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:49,544
[♪♪♪]
1358
00:44:02,307 --> 00:44:04,350
What the...?
1359
00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:08,938
AGENT 1:
1360
00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:08,938
Keep your eyes on.
1361
00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:08,938
It's not safe.
1362
00:44:08,938 --> 00:44:11,107
AGENT 2:
1363
00:44:08,938 --> 00:44:11,107
Eyes on! Eyes on!
1364
00:44:11,107 --> 00:44:12,400
AGENT 3:
1365
00:44:11,107 --> 00:44:12,400
Two targets!
1366
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,152
How is he?
1367
00:44:15,736 --> 00:44:17,029
He's gone.
1368
00:44:24,537 --> 00:44:27,290
AGENT 4:
1369
00:44:24,537 --> 00:44:27,290
Guys, back up a little bit,
1370
00:44:24,537 --> 00:44:27,290
all right?
1371
00:44:29,708 --> 00:44:31,919
[♪♪♪]
1372
00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:41,638
AGENT C:
1373
00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:41,638
Oy! Outdone yourself
1374
00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:41,638
here, mate.
1375
00:44:41,638 --> 00:44:43,640
Well done. Well done.
1376
00:44:41,638 --> 00:44:43,640
AGENT H: Thank you.
1377
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,558
Fill me in.
1378
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,558
What happened, huh?
1379
00:44:45,558 --> 00:44:47,435
We were attacked,
1380
00:44:45,558 --> 00:44:47,435
clearly, C.
1381
00:44:47,435 --> 00:44:49,061
Right.
1382
00:44:47,435 --> 00:44:49,061
By I don't know what.
1383
00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:51,606
The suspects, they did this
1384
00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:51,606
with their bare hands.
1385
00:44:51,606 --> 00:44:53,232
They turned solid
1386
00:44:51,606 --> 00:44:53,232
into liquid,
1387
00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:54,900
then back again.
1388
00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:54,900
What?
1389
00:44:54,900 --> 00:44:57,903
Why's she here?
1390
00:44:54,900 --> 00:44:57,903
She...
1391
00:44:57,903 --> 00:44:59,405
She is
1392
00:44:57,903 --> 00:44:59,405
AGENT H: She is
1393
00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:01,533
BOTH:
1394
00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:01,533
walking you
1395
00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:01,533
through the crime scene.
1396
00:45:01,533 --> 00:45:03,909
No, no. She is
1397
00:45:01,533 --> 00:45:03,909
a probationary agent,
1398
00:45:03,909 --> 00:45:06,787
so she is not here
1399
00:45:03,909 --> 00:45:06,787
at all, okay?
1400
00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:09,541
I think you'll find
1401
00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:09,541
that she clearly is here
1402
00:45:09,541 --> 00:45:10,667
because I can see her.
1403
00:45:10,667 --> 00:45:11,876
Backing you up.
1404
00:45:10,667 --> 00:45:11,876
Thank you.
1405
00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:13,503
A figure of speech,
1406
00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:13,503
but fine.
1407
00:45:13,503 --> 00:45:15,213
You are in
1408
00:45:13,503 --> 00:45:15,213
so much trouble,
1409
00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:18,675
oh, my God. You had one job.
1410
00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:18,675
You had one very simple job:
1411
00:45:18,675 --> 00:45:21,469
to take some lizard slimeball
1412
00:45:18,675 --> 00:45:21,469
out for a few drinks.
1413
00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:23,680
That was it.
1414
00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:23,680
Not a "lizard slimeball."
1415
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,640
A friend of mine.
1416
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,640
Oh, no.
1417
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,141
Yeah. Sorry about that.
1418
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,141
Mm.
1419
00:45:27,141 --> 00:45:28,725
He was
1420
00:45:27,141 --> 00:45:28,725
a reptilian slimeball,
1421
00:45:28,725 --> 00:45:31,646
now dead because of you.
1422
00:45:28,725 --> 00:45:31,646
Who was with him when he died?
1423
00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:32,938
I was.
1424
00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:32,938
Who--?
1425
00:45:32,938 --> 00:45:35,732
Okay, good.
1426
00:45:32,938 --> 00:45:35,732
And did he say anything
1427
00:45:35,732 --> 00:45:37,694
that might explain why
1428
00:45:35,732 --> 00:45:37,694
he was killed?
1429
00:45:37,694 --> 00:45:39,736
Anything at all?
1430
00:45:37,694 --> 00:45:39,736
Come on.
1431
00:45:39,736 --> 00:45:41,947
[♪♪♪]
1432
00:45:43,533 --> 00:45:44,783
No. Not a thing.
1433
00:45:44,783 --> 00:45:47,620
So just to recap...
1434
00:45:44,783 --> 00:45:47,620
No point.
1435
00:45:47,620 --> 00:45:48,996
A high-ranking member
1436
00:45:48,996 --> 00:45:51,374
of the Jababian royal family
1437
00:45:48,996 --> 00:45:51,374
dies on your watch,
1438
00:45:51,374 --> 00:45:53,750
murdered by assailants
1439
00:45:51,374 --> 00:45:53,750
that you can't identify,
1440
00:45:53,750 --> 00:45:56,254
for reasons that you
1441
00:45:53,750 --> 00:45:56,254
cannot begin to fathom.
1442
00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:58,005
Is that about right?
1443
00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:58,005
I switched off
1444
00:45:58,005 --> 00:46:00,299
the moment you started
1445
00:45:58,005 --> 00:46:00,299
talking. I don't know.
1446
00:46:00,299 --> 00:46:01,758
Why don't you bugger off.
1447
00:46:01,758 --> 00:46:03,386
AGENT C:
1448
00:46:01,758 --> 00:46:03,386
Okay, mate. Thank you.
1449
00:46:03,386 --> 00:46:04,554
Yeah.
1450
00:46:03,386 --> 00:46:04,554
I'll piss off,
1451
00:46:04,554 --> 00:46:06,138
to the office.
1452
00:46:04,554 --> 00:46:06,138
Where you belong.
1453
00:46:06,138 --> 00:46:07,515
To have a word
1454
00:46:06,138 --> 00:46:07,515
with High T,
1455
00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:10,101
who will not save you
1456
00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:10,101
this time.
1457
00:46:12,061 --> 00:46:14,188
We'll be fine. Okay?
1458
00:46:12,061 --> 00:46:14,188
Don't worry.
1459
00:46:14,188 --> 00:46:17,275
This is... We'll be fine.
1460
00:46:18,484 --> 00:46:19,485
Yeah?
1461
00:46:19,485 --> 00:46:22,363
Yes. Yes. Understood.
1462
00:46:22,363 --> 00:46:24,031
Yeah-- Indeed.
1463
00:46:27,993 --> 00:46:29,454
Yes.
1464
00:46:29,454 --> 00:46:31,581
Yes. Yes.
1465
00:46:31,581 --> 00:46:33,124
Thank you.
1466
00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:36,628
Let me assure you,
1467
00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:36,628
we will deal with this
1468
00:46:36,628 --> 00:46:39,297
in the strongest
1469
00:46:36,628 --> 00:46:39,297
possible terms.
1470
00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:44,343
The Jababians
1471
00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:44,343
want your heads.
1472
00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:47,804
Quite literally. Both heads,
1473
00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:47,804
sent by diplomatic pouch.
1474
00:46:47,804 --> 00:46:50,349
Okay, um, ahem...
1475
00:46:51,601 --> 00:46:52,727
AGENT C:
1476
00:46:51,601 --> 00:46:52,727
Morning, sir.
1477
00:46:52,727 --> 00:46:54,270
I have the forensics report
1478
00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:55,647
that you asked for.
1479
00:46:55,647 --> 00:46:57,732
AGENT HIGH T:
1480
00:46:55,647 --> 00:46:57,732
Thank you.
1481
00:46:57,732 --> 00:47:00,359
Well, this is troubling.
1482
00:47:00,359 --> 00:47:02,236
Very troubling.
1483
00:47:00,359 --> 00:47:02,236
Mm-hm.
1484
00:47:02,236 --> 00:47:04,905
These are our suspects.
1485
00:47:06,073 --> 00:47:08,242
A species called Dyadnum.
1486
00:47:08,242 --> 00:47:12,413
From a binary star system
1487
00:47:08,242 --> 00:47:12,413
in the constellation Draco.
1488
00:47:12,413 --> 00:47:14,206
Draco, that's
1489
00:47:12,413 --> 00:47:14,206
Hive territory.
1490
00:47:14,206 --> 00:47:15,916
The entire sector
1491
00:47:14,206 --> 00:47:15,916
fell years ago.
1492
00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:19,378
AGENT HIGH T:
1493
00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:19,378
The Dyads' DNA...
1494
00:47:19,378 --> 00:47:21,631
are riddled with Hive mutations.
1495
00:47:19,378 --> 00:47:21,631
AGENT H: Mm-hm.
1496
00:47:21,631 --> 00:47:25,426
AGENT HIGH T:
1497
00:47:21,631 --> 00:47:25,426
As we all know, the Hive doesn't
1498
00:47:21,631 --> 00:47:25,426
just destroy their enemies,
1499
00:47:25,426 --> 00:47:27,553
they subsume them.
1500
00:47:27,553 --> 00:47:29,221
Take them over from within.
1501
00:47:29,221 --> 00:47:31,848
Whoever these two were,
1502
00:47:29,221 --> 00:47:31,848
they're part of the Hive now.
1503
00:47:31,848 --> 00:47:34,352
Yes, but why would the Hive
1504
00:47:31,848 --> 00:47:34,352
send them all this way
1505
00:47:34,352 --> 00:47:35,852
to kill a Jababian royal?
1506
00:47:35,852 --> 00:47:37,896
You knew Vungus
1507
00:47:35,852 --> 00:47:37,896
better than anyone.
1508
00:47:37,896 --> 00:47:39,524
Did he indicate
1509
00:47:37,896 --> 00:47:39,524
why he was here?
1510
00:47:39,524 --> 00:47:41,150
Did he want something
1511
00:47:39,524 --> 00:47:41,150
from us?
1512
00:47:41,150 --> 00:47:43,027
No, he seemed
1513
00:47:41,150 --> 00:47:43,027
pretty normal, happy.
1514
00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:45,780
Sir. This whole thing
1515
00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:45,780
is a fiasco. It's a farrago.
1516
00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:47,657
And a failure
1517
00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:47,657
of this magnitude
1518
00:47:47,657 --> 00:47:50,451
requires
1519
00:47:47,657 --> 00:47:50,451
immediate invokement of...
1520
00:47:51,410 --> 00:47:52,578
Article 13.
1521
00:47:52,578 --> 00:47:54,871
Don't be a dick.
1522
00:47:52,578 --> 00:47:54,871
Who says "farrago"?
1523
00:47:54,871 --> 00:47:57,208
Uh, what is Article 13?
1524
00:47:57,208 --> 00:48:01,003
Immediate termination,
1525
00:47:57,208 --> 00:48:01,003
followed by neuralyzation.
1526
00:48:01,003 --> 00:48:02,672
Wait a second.
1527
00:48:01,003 --> 00:48:02,672
AGENT HIGH T: Wait.
1528
00:48:02,672 --> 00:48:03,922
No.
1529
00:48:02,672 --> 00:48:03,922
Is that your answer
1530
00:48:03,922 --> 00:48:05,800
to everything?
1531
00:48:03,922 --> 00:48:05,800
AGENT H: Put that away!
1532
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,176
Glasses off.
1533
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,176
Sir, you can't.
1534
00:48:07,176 --> 00:48:09,470
Give me one good reason
1535
00:48:07,176 --> 00:48:09,470
why not.
1536
00:48:09,470 --> 00:48:12,097
Um, because it's...
1537
00:48:12,097 --> 00:48:13,890
what we were talking about.
1538
00:48:12,097 --> 00:48:13,890
Um...
1539
00:48:13,890 --> 00:48:16,143
Because...
1540
00:48:13,890 --> 00:48:16,143
Because...
1541
00:48:16,143 --> 00:48:18,479
if you erase us,
1542
00:48:16,143 --> 00:48:18,479
you will never know the truth.
1543
00:48:18,479 --> 00:48:20,356
The truth.
1544
00:48:18,479 --> 00:48:20,356
AGENT C: They're stalling.
1545
00:48:20,356 --> 00:48:22,734
Say the word. I'll do it.
1546
00:48:20,356 --> 00:48:22,734
Put it away.
1547
00:48:23,776 --> 00:48:26,195
M, go ahead.
1548
00:48:23,776 --> 00:48:26,195
Explain yourself.
1549
00:48:26,987 --> 00:48:29,073
Well, sir...
1550
00:48:29,073 --> 00:48:32,284
if you think about it,
1551
00:48:29,073 --> 00:48:32,284
really think about it...
1552
00:48:33,494 --> 00:48:35,705
Vungus...
1553
00:48:35,705 --> 00:48:38,040
how many people really knew
1554
00:48:35,705 --> 00:48:38,040
that he was here?
1555
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:40,501
The people in this room.
1556
00:48:40,501 --> 00:48:42,879
And perhaps a dozen
1557
00:48:40,501 --> 00:48:42,879
high-level agents.
1558
00:48:42,879 --> 00:48:46,215
If those were the only people
1559
00:48:42,879 --> 00:48:46,215
that knew where Vungus would be,
1560
00:48:46,215 --> 00:48:48,050
and we assume
1561
00:48:46,215 --> 00:48:48,050
that Vungus didn't leak
1562
00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:49,677
his own location
1563
00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:49,677
to the killers,
1564
00:48:49,677 --> 00:48:52,388
doesn't that mean
1565
00:48:49,677 --> 00:48:52,388
that it was someone...
1566
00:48:52,388 --> 00:48:53,848
inside MIB?
1567
00:48:53,848 --> 00:48:56,267
A mole, sir,
1568
00:48:53,848 --> 00:48:56,267
inside these very walls.
1569
00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:58,644
Sir, they're making this up
1570
00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:58,644
as they go along.
1571
00:48:58,644 --> 00:49:00,897
"A mole"? In the history
1572
00:48:58,644 --> 00:49:00,897
of the company,
1573
00:49:00,897 --> 00:49:03,858
there's never been a leak.
1574
00:49:00,897 --> 00:49:03,858
Something a mole would say.
1575
00:49:03,858 --> 00:49:05,610
Don't be absurd.
1576
00:49:03,858 --> 00:49:05,610
Classic mole talk.
1577
00:49:05,610 --> 00:49:06,903
Sounds like Mole 101.
1578
00:49:06,903 --> 00:49:08,529
Enough.
1579
00:49:08,529 --> 00:49:10,364
If we've been compromised,
1580
00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:12,324
it puts every citizen
1581
00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:12,324
on this planet,
1582
00:49:12,324 --> 00:49:15,077
both human and alien,
1583
00:49:12,324 --> 00:49:15,077
at risk.
1584
00:49:16,621 --> 00:49:19,081
C. Track down these killers.
1585
00:49:16,621 --> 00:49:19,081
Sir.
1586
00:49:19,081 --> 00:49:21,041
Find the killers,
1587
00:49:19,081 --> 00:49:21,041
we find the mole.
1588
00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:23,168
Will do, sir.
1589
00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:23,168
Dismissed.
1590
00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:27,799
M, it appears
1591
00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:27,799
you're as sharp as advertised.
1592
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:31,009
Work the case with C.
1593
00:49:31,009 --> 00:49:33,304
Get Weapons Department
1594
00:49:31,009 --> 00:49:33,304
started on something
1595
00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:35,473
that can neutralize
1596
00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:35,473
these Dyads.
1597
00:49:37,850 --> 00:49:39,017
Yes, sir.
1598
00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:45,190
Sharp indeed she is, sir.
1599
00:49:45,190 --> 00:49:48,235
I assume you'll want me
1600
00:49:45,190 --> 00:49:48,235
overseeing the case? Sort of--
1601
00:49:48,235 --> 00:49:50,863
I'm finished covering
1602
00:49:48,235 --> 00:49:50,863
for you, H.
1603
00:49:50,863 --> 00:49:54,533
You need me on this case, sir.
1604
00:49:50,863 --> 00:49:54,533
I've dealt with the Hive before.
1605
00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:56,619
With nothing but my wits
1606
00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:56,619
and my Series 7--
1607
00:49:56,619 --> 00:50:00,915
No. He dealt
1608
00:49:56,619 --> 00:50:00,915
with the Hive before.
1609
00:50:00,915 --> 00:50:04,293
And I don't know
1610
00:50:00,915 --> 00:50:04,293
where the hell he has gone!
1611
00:50:04,293 --> 00:50:07,171
I actually used to think
1612
00:50:04,293 --> 00:50:07,171
you could lead this place.
1613
00:50:07,171 --> 00:50:08,923
I was wrong about you.
1614
00:50:10,257 --> 00:50:12,510
We're done here.
1615
00:50:15,011 --> 00:50:16,681
That's an order.
1616
00:50:18,182 --> 00:50:20,726
Look, you weren't wrong
1617
00:50:18,182 --> 00:50:20,726
about me, sir.
1618
00:50:22,186 --> 00:50:24,856
You saw something in me once.
1619
00:50:22,186 --> 00:50:24,856
It's still there.
1620
00:50:26,022 --> 00:50:28,484
And I apologize
1621
00:50:26,022 --> 00:50:28,484
for letting you down.
1622
00:50:28,484 --> 00:50:31,779
Give me another chance and
1623
00:50:28,484 --> 00:50:31,779
I'll fix this. I promise you.
1624
00:50:41,413 --> 00:50:43,457
AGENT M:
1625
00:50:41,413 --> 00:50:43,457
I don't think
1626
00:50:41,413 --> 00:50:43,457
it's just a blade.
1627
00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:45,501
Looks like it carries
1628
00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:45,501
some poison.
1629
00:50:45,501 --> 00:50:47,378
I know what
1630
00:50:45,501 --> 00:50:47,378
you're talking about. Wait.
1631
00:50:47,378 --> 00:50:48,963
Sorry, mate.
1632
00:50:47,378 --> 00:50:48,963
High T wants me
1633
00:50:48,963 --> 00:50:51,465
to run point on this one.
1634
00:50:48,963 --> 00:50:51,465
What? I don't believe you.
1635
00:50:51,465 --> 00:50:53,133
AGENT H:
1636
00:50:51,465 --> 00:50:53,133
I don't like it
1637
00:50:51,465 --> 00:50:53,133
any better than you,
1638
00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:55,177
but he kept going on
1639
00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:55,177
about relying on me,
1640
00:50:55,177 --> 00:50:57,346
needing our top agent,
1641
00:50:55,177 --> 00:50:57,346
that sort of thing.
1642
00:50:57,346 --> 00:50:59,724
I don't make the rules.
1643
00:50:57,346 --> 00:50:59,724
Take it up with him.
1644
00:50:59,724 --> 00:51:01,475
M, he's keen for you
1645
00:50:59,724 --> 00:51:01,475
to shadow me.
1646
00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:03,143
"Learn from the best,"
1647
00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:03,143
he said.
1648
00:51:03,143 --> 00:51:05,103
Little on-the-job training,
1649
00:51:03,143 --> 00:51:05,103
if you will.
1650
00:51:05,103 --> 00:51:07,189
Hmm? Yeah?
1651
00:51:05,103 --> 00:51:07,189
Come on.
1652
00:51:07,189 --> 00:51:09,483
Are you going or you staying?
1653
00:51:07,189 --> 00:51:09,483
Yeah, I'll go.
1654
00:51:09,483 --> 00:51:10,651
Well...
1655
00:51:09,483 --> 00:51:10,651
AGENT M: Okay.
1656
00:51:10,651 --> 00:51:12,862
AGENT H: Come on.
1657
00:51:10,651 --> 00:51:12,862
AGENT M: H?
1658
00:51:12,862 --> 00:51:15,322
[♪♪♪]
1659
00:51:15,322 --> 00:51:16,574
Thanks
1660
00:51:15,322 --> 00:51:16,574
for that.
1661
00:51:17,992 --> 00:51:19,493
I'm sick of you.
1662
00:51:21,913 --> 00:51:23,121
Okay.
1663
00:51:23,121 --> 00:51:25,123
What's the actual truth?
1664
00:51:23,121 --> 00:51:25,123
You tell me.
1665
00:51:25,123 --> 00:51:27,459
For someone who hates lying,
1666
00:51:25,123 --> 00:51:27,459
that was incredible.
1667
00:51:27,459 --> 00:51:29,253
I wasn't--
1668
00:51:27,459 --> 00:51:29,253
It was electric up there.
1669
00:51:29,253 --> 00:51:31,672
The way we played off
1670
00:51:29,253 --> 00:51:31,672
each other, back and forth.
1671
00:51:31,672 --> 00:51:33,507
I was riffing.
1672
00:51:31,672 --> 00:51:33,507
A mole inside the MIB.
1673
00:51:33,507 --> 00:51:35,259
It's genius.
1674
00:51:33,507 --> 00:51:35,259
I wish I thought of it.
1675
00:51:35,259 --> 00:51:36,802
I discovered
1676
00:51:35,259 --> 00:51:36,802
a possible truth.
1677
00:51:36,802 --> 00:51:39,095
I mean, think about it.
1678
00:51:36,802 --> 00:51:39,095
It would explain a lot.
1679
00:51:39,095 --> 00:51:40,598
What have you got
1680
00:51:39,095 --> 00:51:40,598
so far?
1681
00:51:40,598 --> 00:51:42,767
I was about to run
1682
00:51:40,598 --> 00:51:42,767
a molecular deconstruction
1683
00:51:42,767 --> 00:51:45,394
on the substance and
1684
00:51:42,767 --> 00:51:45,394
cross-reference with all toxins.
1685
00:51:45,394 --> 00:51:47,063
Good idea.
1686
00:51:45,394 --> 00:51:47,063
Just a little science.
1687
00:51:47,063 --> 00:51:48,522
I wouldn't do that.
1688
00:51:47,063 --> 00:51:48,522
[COUGHING]
1689
00:51:48,522 --> 00:51:49,774
Whoo!
1690
00:51:48,522 --> 00:51:49,774
I know what that is.
1691
00:51:49,774 --> 00:51:51,442
That killed
1692
00:51:49,774 --> 00:51:51,442
a 300-pound Jababian,
1693
00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:53,277
so I wouldn't get
1694
00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:53,277
recreational with it.
1695
00:51:53,277 --> 00:51:56,280
Zephos, pure grade. The wrong
1696
00:51:53,277 --> 00:51:56,280
amount will kill you instantly.
1697
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:58,490
Right amount will
1698
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:58,490
keep you dancing shirtless
1699
00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:00,409
on a nightclub in Monaco
1700
00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:00,409
for 17 hours.
1701
00:52:00,409 --> 00:52:03,037
So much information.
1702
00:52:00,409 --> 00:52:03,037
Always so much information.
1703
00:52:03,037 --> 00:52:05,915
It's what I've heard. There's
1704
00:52:03,037 --> 00:52:05,915
only one place in the world
1705
00:52:05,915 --> 00:52:08,417
where they know how to mix it.
1706
00:52:05,915 --> 00:52:08,417
Let's go.
1707
00:52:11,754 --> 00:52:14,256
You coming?
1708
00:52:11,754 --> 00:52:14,256
World's not gonna save itself.
1709
00:52:14,256 --> 00:52:16,801
Are you saying that you need me
1710
00:52:14,256 --> 00:52:16,801
to save the world?
1711
00:52:16,801 --> 00:52:18,134
Uh-huh.
1712
00:52:18,134 --> 00:52:19,011
Thought so.
1713
00:52:19,011 --> 00:52:21,931
[♪♪♪]
1714
00:52:29,271 --> 00:52:31,482
[♪♪♪]
1715
00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:43,869
[MAN YELLING
1716
00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:43,869
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
1717
00:52:47,999 --> 00:52:49,207
Oh, wow.
1718
00:52:49,207 --> 00:52:51,543
You'll see that a lot
1719
00:52:49,207 --> 00:52:51,543
around here.
1720
00:52:52,544 --> 00:52:54,880
It's a
1721
00:52:52,544 --> 00:52:54,880
Cromulian tag.
1722
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,633
In their galaxy, a symbol
1723
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,633
for hope or annihilation.
1724
00:52:57,633 --> 00:52:59,885
There's still some debate
1725
00:52:57,633 --> 00:52:59,885
around what exactly.
1726
00:52:59,885 --> 00:53:01,595
Actually,
1727
00:52:59,885 --> 00:53:01,595
it's harmony.
1728
00:53:01,595 --> 00:53:04,348
But on Earth, it means we're
1729
00:53:01,595 --> 00:53:04,348
entering an MIB safe haven.
1730
00:53:04,348 --> 00:53:06,224
AGENT H: How do you know?
1731
00:53:04,348 --> 00:53:06,224
AGENT M: It's in the handbook.
1732
00:53:06,224 --> 00:53:07,852
AGENT H:
1733
00:53:06,224 --> 00:53:07,852
Don't believe
1734
00:53:06,224 --> 00:53:07,852
everything you read.
1735
00:53:07,852 --> 00:53:10,479
MAN 1: That is my job.
1736
00:53:07,852 --> 00:53:10,479
MAN 2: And my job is what?
1737
00:53:10,479 --> 00:53:11,730
Hang out here and shut up?
1738
00:53:11,730 --> 00:53:13,357
MAN 1:
1739
00:53:11,730 --> 00:53:13,357
Shut up. That's your job.
1740
00:53:13,357 --> 00:53:15,484
AGENT H:
1741
00:53:13,357 --> 00:53:15,484
Well, look who it is. Nasr.
1742
00:53:15,484 --> 00:53:17,611
You know the rules:
1743
00:53:15,484 --> 00:53:17,611
no visible alien tech
1744
00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:19,571
anywhere on the street.
1745
00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:19,571
Cover the bike up
1746
00:53:19,571 --> 00:53:22,116
before I have to give you
1747
00:53:19,571 --> 00:53:22,116
a ticket.
1748
00:53:22,116 --> 00:53:24,535
H? It is really you?
1749
00:53:24,535 --> 00:53:26,787
Of course it's me.
1750
00:53:24,535 --> 00:53:26,787
Who else could it be?
1751
00:53:26,787 --> 00:53:28,288
Hey, Bassam.
1752
00:53:26,787 --> 00:53:28,288
Hi, H.
1753
00:53:28,288 --> 00:53:29,540
Nasr said you were dead.
1754
00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:31,416
NASR:
1755
00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:31,416
What? I-- I never said that.
1756
00:53:31,416 --> 00:53:33,335
You did. He's lying.
1757
00:53:33,335 --> 00:53:35,671
Aah! Hey! Get--
1758
00:53:35,671 --> 00:53:38,090
That's--
1759
00:53:35,671 --> 00:53:38,090
And why would I be dead?
1760
00:53:38,090 --> 00:53:40,300
[BOTH GRUNT]
1761
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:42,427
Bassam misunderstood.
1762
00:53:42,427 --> 00:53:45,389
We heard that you and Riza
1763
00:53:42,427 --> 00:53:45,389
had split up.
1764
00:53:45,389 --> 00:53:46,849
Oh, Riza. Who's that?
1765
00:53:46,849 --> 00:53:48,475
It's not important.
1766
00:53:48,475 --> 00:53:49,685
Mm. Human or...?
1767
00:53:49,685 --> 00:53:51,187
Doesn't matter.
1768
00:53:49,685 --> 00:53:51,187
I'm just curious
1769
00:53:51,187 --> 00:53:53,147
how it works
1770
00:53:51,187 --> 00:53:53,147
between species, so...
1771
00:53:53,147 --> 00:53:55,440
Very unimportant.
1772
00:53:53,147 --> 00:53:55,440
Old friend of mine, so...
1773
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:58,234
Who runs the biggest criminal
1774
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:58,234
syndicate in the galaxy.
1775
00:53:58,234 --> 00:54:00,905
Who is a very successful
1776
00:53:58,234 --> 00:54:00,905
businesswoman.
1777
00:54:00,905 --> 00:54:02,573
I love a businesswoman.
1778
00:54:02,573 --> 00:54:05,576
Why are we talking about this?
1779
00:54:02,573 --> 00:54:05,576
Sad. You made a lovely couple.
1780
00:54:05,576 --> 00:54:07,703
Thank you.
1781
00:54:05,576 --> 00:54:07,703
These things happen.
1782
00:54:07,703 --> 00:54:10,246
You said, "That psycho's
1783
00:54:07,703 --> 00:54:10,246
gonna slit his throat."
1784
00:54:10,246 --> 00:54:11,498
Oh, hmm.
1785
00:54:11,498 --> 00:54:13,249
Excuse us for one moment.
1786
00:54:13,249 --> 00:54:15,502
BASSAM:
1787
00:54:13,249 --> 00:54:15,502
Your words, not mine.
1788
00:54:13,249 --> 00:54:15,502
Don't you--
1789
00:54:15,502 --> 00:54:18,296
You dated this person? Seems
1790
00:54:15,502 --> 00:54:18,296
like a conflict of interest.
1791
00:54:18,296 --> 00:54:20,925
Conflict of interest for you
1792
00:54:18,296 --> 00:54:20,925
to know my private life.
1793
00:54:20,925 --> 00:54:22,509
Yeah, sure.
1794
00:54:20,925 --> 00:54:22,509
I'd prefer not to.
1795
00:54:22,509 --> 00:54:24,260
Hey, hey,
1796
00:54:22,509 --> 00:54:24,260
that's enough. Listen.
1797
00:54:24,260 --> 00:54:25,930
Stop beating
1798
00:54:24,260 --> 00:54:25,930
the hell out of him.
1799
00:54:25,930 --> 00:54:27,932
BASSAM: Yeah.
1800
00:54:25,930 --> 00:54:27,932
Keep this thing covered up.
1801
00:54:27,932 --> 00:54:29,558
Absolutely. Will do.
1802
00:54:27,932 --> 00:54:29,558
Thank you.
1803
00:54:29,558 --> 00:54:30,976
Won't happen again.
1804
00:54:30,976 --> 00:54:32,519
AGENT M:
1805
00:54:30,976 --> 00:54:32,519
Nice to meet you both.
1806
00:54:32,519 --> 00:54:33,938
Yes.
1807
00:54:32,519 --> 00:54:33,938
Yeah.
1808
00:54:38,859 --> 00:54:40,152
[CLEARS THROAT]
1809
00:54:40,152 --> 00:54:42,738
What?
1810
00:54:40,152 --> 00:54:42,738
Pulled this
1811
00:54:42,738 --> 00:54:45,032
from the surveillance
1812
00:54:42,738 --> 00:54:45,032
camera outside the club.
1813
00:54:45,032 --> 00:54:47,283
Standing there,
1814
00:54:45,032 --> 00:54:47,283
making me feel uncomfortable.
1815
00:54:47,283 --> 00:54:48,452
Sorry
1816
00:54:47,283 --> 00:54:48,452
about that.
1817
00:54:53,373 --> 00:54:54,583
Have you shown this to T?
1818
00:54:54,583 --> 00:54:56,501
You said everything goes
1819
00:54:54,583 --> 00:54:56,501
through you.
1820
00:54:56,501 --> 00:54:58,629
Yes, everything does go
1821
00:54:56,501 --> 00:54:58,629
through me. Good.
1822
00:54:58,629 --> 00:55:01,381
I'll show him. Go on.
1823
00:55:01,381 --> 00:55:04,718
[♪♪♪]
1824
00:55:04,718 --> 00:55:06,804
Goodness me.
1825
00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:10,599
Oh, boy.
1826
00:55:21,026 --> 00:55:22,611
NASR:
1827
00:55:21,026 --> 00:55:22,611
Here comes trouble.
1828
00:55:22,611 --> 00:55:24,029
BASSAM:
1829
00:55:22,611 --> 00:55:24,029
I like trouble.
1830
00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:31,162
You thinking
1831
00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:31,162
what I'm thinking?
1832
00:55:31,162 --> 00:55:32,496
Call Riza.
1833
00:55:34,623 --> 00:55:36,250
AGENT H:
1834
00:55:34,623 --> 00:55:36,250
Ah, here. This is it.
1835
00:55:41,088 --> 00:55:43,381
Looks like
1836
00:55:41,088 --> 00:55:43,381
a couple days' worth.
1837
00:55:43,381 --> 00:55:45,759
No one's been out
1838
00:55:43,381 --> 00:55:45,759
to collect.
1839
00:55:51,974 --> 00:55:53,851
Hello?
1840
00:55:54,601 --> 00:55:56,436
[WEAPON POWERING UP]
1841
00:55:57,021 --> 00:55:59,231
[♪♪♪]
1842
00:56:02,526 --> 00:56:03,652
[CLEARS THROAT]
1843
00:56:35,684 --> 00:56:39,730
One more step and I'll liquefy
1844
00:56:35,684 --> 00:56:39,730
your bangs, pretty boy.
1845
00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:41,106
Easy, easy.
1846
00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:41,106
Okay.
1847
00:56:41,106 --> 00:56:43,901
We don't want any trouble.
1848
00:56:41,106 --> 00:56:43,901
Do not move.
1849
00:56:45,527 --> 00:56:46,611
[GRUNTS]
1850
00:56:46,611 --> 00:56:48,655
Hey, look at you.
1851
00:56:48,655 --> 00:56:50,282
What do we call you, sport?
1852
00:56:50,282 --> 00:56:52,243
"Sport" is not
1853
00:56:50,282 --> 00:56:52,243
what you call me.
1854
00:56:52,243 --> 00:56:53,535
What is it?
1855
00:56:53,535 --> 00:56:55,996
"It"? He.
1856
00:56:53,535 --> 00:56:55,996
Sorry.
1857
00:56:55,996 --> 00:56:57,539
Why would you call me
1858
00:56:55,996 --> 00:56:57,539
anything?
1859
00:56:57,539 --> 00:56:59,708
Pawns don't have names.
1860
00:56:57,539 --> 00:56:59,708
We're pawns.
1861
00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:03,545
Uh, okay.
1862
00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:03,545
"Pawny," then.
1863
00:57:03,545 --> 00:57:04,713
What happened here?
1864
00:57:04,713 --> 00:57:07,174
Oh, we had the best party.
1865
00:57:07,174 --> 00:57:09,760
Kanye showed up
1866
00:57:07,174 --> 00:57:09,760
and dropped a whole new album.
1867
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:11,970
It was some of his best work.
1868
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:11,970
Look around!
1869
00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:13,138
We got our asses kicked!
1870
00:57:13,138 --> 00:57:14,306
[QUEEN GASPS]
1871
00:57:14,306 --> 00:57:17,101
Aah! My queen!
1872
00:57:17,101 --> 00:57:19,561
[♪♪♪]
1873
00:57:19,561 --> 00:57:20,854
Oh, she's gone.
1874
00:57:20,854 --> 00:57:23,190
I'll never serve another.
1875
00:57:20,854 --> 00:57:23,190
I swear it.
1876
00:57:23,190 --> 00:57:24,733
I'll plunge my dagger
1877
00:57:24,733 --> 00:57:27,819
into my own body, like this,
1878
00:57:24,733 --> 00:57:27,819
through my vital organs,
1879
00:57:27,819 --> 00:57:31,615
and then leave it
1880
00:57:27,819 --> 00:57:31,615
until the dark takes me.
1881
00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:35,493
Hey, you're not gonna actually
1882
00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:35,493
go through with this, are you?
1883
00:57:35,493 --> 00:57:39,456
Listen. A queen's pawn
1884
00:57:35,493 --> 00:57:39,456
without a queen is just a pawn.
1885
00:57:39,456 --> 00:57:40,916
A nothing.
1886
00:57:40,916 --> 00:57:42,876
I must end my own life
1887
00:57:42,876 --> 00:57:46,713
in the most painful way
1888
00:57:42,876 --> 00:57:46,713
possible.
1889
00:57:48,215 --> 00:57:49,758
Don't stop me.
1890
00:57:49,758 --> 00:57:52,928
Chance of survival: zero.
1891
00:57:52,928 --> 00:57:55,180
Think we should stop him?
1892
00:57:52,928 --> 00:57:55,180
PAWNY: Gonna do it.
1893
00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:57,099
Kinda wanna see
1894
00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:57,099
if he goes through with it.
1895
00:57:57,099 --> 00:57:59,268
Sorry, what did you say?
1896
00:57:57,099 --> 00:57:59,268
Hmm? Nothing at all.
1897
00:57:59,268 --> 00:58:00,811
Know what?
1898
00:57:59,268 --> 00:58:00,811
I did say something.
1899
00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:03,105
AGENT H: You did?
1900
00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:03,105
Yeah. He's a witness.
1901
00:58:03,105 --> 00:58:04,689
Excuse me.
1902
00:58:04,689 --> 00:58:07,692
You know, I don't think
1903
00:58:04,689 --> 00:58:07,692
that she would want you to,
1904
00:58:07,692 --> 00:58:10,862
you know, go through with it,
1905
00:58:07,692 --> 00:58:10,862
honestly.
1906
00:58:10,862 --> 00:58:14,241
Who are you to know what
1907
00:58:10,862 --> 00:58:14,241
a queen would or wouldn't want?
1908
00:58:14,241 --> 00:58:15,909
Are you a queen?
1909
00:58:15,909 --> 00:58:18,536
Well, to the extent
1910
00:58:15,909 --> 00:58:18,536
that all women are, yes,
1911
00:58:18,536 --> 00:58:20,914
but, no, no,
1912
00:58:18,536 --> 00:58:20,914
I'm not a queen.
1913
00:58:20,914 --> 00:58:23,792
You know what she is,
1914
00:58:20,914 --> 00:58:23,792
though, is an agent.
1915
00:58:23,792 --> 00:58:25,669
"Agent"?
1916
00:58:23,792 --> 00:58:25,669
AGENT H: Mm-hm.
1917
00:58:25,669 --> 00:58:28,172
Is that a title?
1918
00:58:25,669 --> 00:58:28,172
It is a title.
1919
00:58:28,172 --> 00:58:30,132
A title of great eminence
1920
00:58:28,172 --> 00:58:30,132
and stature.
1921
00:58:30,132 --> 00:58:31,633
M here is an agent.
1922
00:58:31,633 --> 00:58:34,052
An agent without a pawn,
1923
00:58:31,633 --> 00:58:34,052
if you see my meaning.
1924
00:58:34,052 --> 00:58:35,304
I never thought of this,
1925
00:58:35,304 --> 00:58:37,514
but maybe the best way
1926
00:58:35,304 --> 00:58:37,514
to honor the dead
1927
00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:40,392
is to go on living.
1928
00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:40,392
Yes.
1929
00:58:40,392 --> 00:58:43,354
I pledge loyalty eternal to you,
1930
00:58:40,392 --> 00:58:43,354
Agent M.
1931
00:58:43,354 --> 00:58:45,481
No, no, no. I'm not
1932
00:58:43,354 --> 00:58:45,481
interested in a subject.
1933
00:58:45,481 --> 00:58:48,025
Too late. It's done.
1934
00:58:45,481 --> 00:58:48,025
I already pledged the loyalty.
1935
00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:49,901
Wish you'd said
1936
00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:49,901
"no, no, no" before.
1937
00:58:49,901 --> 00:58:51,028
Congratulations.
1938
00:58:51,028 --> 00:58:53,447
And if you should die
1939
00:58:51,028 --> 00:58:53,447
before I,
1940
00:58:53,447 --> 00:58:55,324
I promise
1941
00:58:53,447 --> 00:58:55,324
to end my own life...
1942
00:58:55,324 --> 00:58:58,076
"In the most painful way
1943
00:58:55,324 --> 00:58:58,076
possible."
1944
00:58:58,076 --> 00:59:00,245
Yeah. Ha. I don't like you.
1945
00:59:00,245 --> 00:59:01,872
AGENT H:
1946
00:59:00,245 --> 00:59:01,872
Let's go.
1947
00:59:01,872 --> 00:59:03,081
PAWNY:
1948
00:59:01,872 --> 00:59:03,081
My lady?
1949
00:59:03,081 --> 00:59:06,460
Come on.
1950
00:59:03,081 --> 00:59:06,460
We'll have a fun time.
1951
00:59:07,544 --> 00:59:09,004
Fine.
1952
00:59:07,544 --> 00:59:09,004
Yes!
1953
00:59:11,215 --> 00:59:13,717
H, there's something
1954
00:59:11,215 --> 00:59:13,717
I've been meaning to tell you.
1955
00:59:13,717 --> 00:59:15,927
I've been wanting to tell you...
1956
00:59:13,717 --> 00:59:15,927
Yeah?
1957
00:59:15,927 --> 00:59:18,722
...about it. Where is it?
1958
00:59:15,927 --> 00:59:18,722
You mean this?
1959
00:59:18,722 --> 00:59:20,682
You stole it from me?
1960
00:59:18,722 --> 00:59:20,682
Stole it from you?
1961
00:59:20,682 --> 00:59:23,268
I recovered evidence
1962
00:59:20,682 --> 00:59:23,268
you stole from a crime scene.
1963
00:59:23,268 --> 00:59:25,937
Vungus told me to hide it and
1964
00:59:23,268 --> 00:59:25,937
I couldn't trust anyone.
1965
00:59:25,937 --> 00:59:27,898
You're telling me
1966
00:59:25,937 --> 00:59:27,898
you listened to Vungus,
1967
00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:30,901
you trusted Vungus instead of
1968
00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:30,901
your partner, a senior agent?
1969
00:59:30,901 --> 00:59:32,319
Huh?
1970
00:59:30,901 --> 00:59:32,319
In a word, yes.
1971
00:59:32,319 --> 00:59:35,155
H, speaking of agents...
1972
00:59:37,449 --> 00:59:38,616
Come on.
1973
00:59:39,784 --> 00:59:40,952
Why would they be here?
1974
00:59:40,952 --> 00:59:42,787
AGENT H:
1975
00:59:40,952 --> 00:59:42,787
There's either an award show
1976
00:59:42,787 --> 00:59:44,706
we're not aware of
1977
00:59:42,787 --> 00:59:44,706
or we're in deep shit.
1978
00:59:44,706 --> 00:59:47,418
AGENT C:
1979
00:59:44,706 --> 00:59:47,418
Thank you. I need you
1980
00:59:44,706 --> 00:59:47,418
to close every street,
1981
00:59:47,418 --> 00:59:48,668
archway and sewer now.
1982
00:59:48,668 --> 00:59:50,546
Come in closer
1983
00:59:48,668 --> 00:59:50,546
on that body cam there.
1984
00:59:50,546 --> 00:59:52,589
A bit more.
1985
00:59:50,546 --> 00:59:52,589
AGENT HIGH T: Could someone
1986
00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:55,050
please explain to me
1987
00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:55,050
what the hell is going on?
1988
00:59:55,050 --> 00:59:56,634
Sir, slightly
1989
00:59:55,050 --> 00:59:56,634
sensitive subject.
1990
00:59:56,634 --> 00:59:58,303
Thought it best
1991
00:59:56,634 --> 00:59:58,303
to keep it quiet.
1992
00:59:58,303 --> 01:00:00,264
A bit further in, please.
1993
00:59:58,303 --> 01:00:00,264
C, a word.
1994
01:00:00,264 --> 01:00:03,559
Absolutely. No one leaves
1995
01:00:00,264 --> 01:00:03,559
the medina, all right?
1996
01:00:04,476 --> 01:00:06,686
This--
1997
01:00:04,476 --> 01:00:06,686
This is nonsense.
1998
01:00:06,686 --> 01:00:08,272
Despite
1999
01:00:06,686 --> 01:00:08,272
your personal feelings,
2000
01:00:08,272 --> 01:00:10,732
H is one of the best agents
2001
01:00:08,272 --> 01:00:10,732
ever to wear this suit.
2002
01:00:10,732 --> 01:00:13,318
No, he was one of the best
2003
01:00:10,732 --> 01:00:13,318
agents to wear this suit.
2004
01:00:13,318 --> 01:00:17,531
He hasn't been the same
2005
01:00:13,318 --> 01:00:17,531
since the Hive. Look. Look.
2006
01:00:18,698 --> 01:00:21,201
My sources say
2007
01:00:18,698 --> 01:00:21,201
that Vungus stole it
2008
01:00:21,201 --> 01:00:24,246
from the Jababian War Department
2009
01:00:21,201 --> 01:00:24,246
Advanced Research Division
2010
01:00:24,246 --> 01:00:26,457
and brought it here.
2011
01:00:26,457 --> 01:00:28,542
And you kept this from me?
2012
01:00:26,457 --> 01:00:28,542
For how long?
2013
01:00:28,542 --> 01:00:31,086
Explain yourself.
2014
01:00:28,542 --> 01:00:31,086
Oh, explain myself?
2015
01:00:31,086 --> 01:00:35,257
Sir, whatever that thing is,
2016
01:00:31,086 --> 01:00:35,257
M and H had it in your office,
2017
01:00:35,257 --> 01:00:36,883
and you let them go, sir.
2018
01:00:36,883 --> 01:00:39,344
With all due respect,
2019
01:00:36,883 --> 01:00:39,344
you let them go.
2020
01:00:46,435 --> 01:00:50,522
Carry on.
2021
01:00:46,435 --> 01:00:50,522
Yes, sir.
2022
01:00:50,522 --> 01:00:52,857
And, C.
2023
01:00:50,522 --> 01:00:52,857
Sir?
2024
01:00:52,857 --> 01:00:55,235
Bring them
2025
01:00:52,857 --> 01:00:55,235
straight to me.
2026
01:00:55,235 --> 01:00:57,404
[♪♪♪]
2027
01:00:58,822 --> 01:01:01,283
Whatever that thing is,
2028
01:00:58,822 --> 01:01:01,283
Vungus died to protect it.
2029
01:01:01,283 --> 01:01:04,119
He gave it to me
2030
01:01:01,283 --> 01:01:04,119
so it wouldn't go to them.
2031
01:01:04,911 --> 01:01:05,996
[PHONE RINGS]
2032
01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:09,958
Yes, sir.
2033
01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:09,958
H, listen to me.
2034
01:01:09,958 --> 01:01:11,335
This isn't my operation.
2035
01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:14,338
Get out of there.
2036
01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:14,338
Get safe. Then report.
2037
01:01:14,338 --> 01:01:15,672
M may be right.
2038
01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:17,466
You, I want sitreps
2039
01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:17,466
every 10 minutes.
2040
01:01:17,466 --> 01:01:20,260
AGENT HIGH T:
2041
01:01:17,466 --> 01:01:20,260
There could be a mole
2042
01:01:17,466 --> 01:01:20,260
in the Men in Black.
2043
01:01:20,260 --> 01:01:22,471
[♪♪♪]
2044
01:01:29,186 --> 01:01:31,688
All right. Take this.
2045
01:01:29,186 --> 01:01:31,688
I'll draw them away.
2046
01:01:31,688 --> 01:01:34,232
I'll meet you
2047
01:01:31,688 --> 01:01:34,232
at the main square in 20.
2048
01:01:34,232 --> 01:01:35,900
Go.
2049
01:01:35,900 --> 01:01:37,944
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
2050
01:01:41,781 --> 01:01:43,367
Hey, guys,
2051
01:01:41,781 --> 01:01:43,367
what are the odds?
2052
01:01:44,451 --> 01:01:45,661
[CHUCKLES]
2053
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:51,166
[CROWD YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
2054
01:02:09,893 --> 01:02:12,103
[♪♪♪]
2055
01:02:26,826 --> 01:02:28,453
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
2056
01:02:36,628 --> 01:02:38,672
Nasr!
2057
01:02:36,628 --> 01:02:38,672
I need to borrow your bike.
2058
01:02:38,672 --> 01:02:40,591
As long as it is
2059
01:02:38,672 --> 01:02:40,591
to borrow, not steal.
2060
01:02:40,591 --> 01:02:41,675
Yes. Of course. Quick.
2061
01:02:41,675 --> 01:02:43,218
Come on.
2062
01:02:41,675 --> 01:02:43,218
Bassam!
2063
01:02:45,845 --> 01:02:47,138
Ooh!
2064
01:02:48,348 --> 01:02:51,518
Okay, accelerator, brake.
2065
01:02:48,348 --> 01:02:51,518
Water.
2066
01:02:51,518 --> 01:02:54,020
Very hot out there.
2067
01:02:51,518 --> 01:02:54,020
That's very thoughtful of you.
2068
01:02:54,020 --> 01:02:55,564
This is pretty
2069
01:02:54,020 --> 01:02:55,564
straightforward?
2070
01:02:55,564 --> 01:02:57,399
Yes. Very
2071
01:02:55,564 --> 01:02:57,399
straightforward, indeed.
2072
01:02:57,399 --> 01:02:59,276
Just like riding a bike.
2073
01:02:59,276 --> 01:03:01,236
Okay, cool.
2074
01:03:05,949 --> 01:03:08,159
[MEN YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
2075
01:03:08,159 --> 01:03:10,245
[WOMAN YELLS INDISTINCTLY]
2076
01:03:08,159 --> 01:03:10,245
Sorry.
2077
01:03:14,124 --> 01:03:16,543
[GRUNTS]
2078
01:03:16,543 --> 01:03:19,546
Well, this is nothing
2079
01:03:16,543 --> 01:03:19,546
like riding a bike at all.
2080
01:03:31,057 --> 01:03:33,769
[♪♪♪]
2081
01:03:50,535 --> 01:03:52,370
[WHIRRING]
2082
01:04:04,257 --> 01:04:05,342
Quick, jump on!
2083
01:04:08,679 --> 01:04:10,388
Hold on tight.
2084
01:04:16,311 --> 01:04:19,189
Oh, shit!
2085
01:04:21,024 --> 01:04:23,193
Hold on, Pawny!
2086
01:04:21,024 --> 01:04:23,193
[PAWNY SCREAMING]
2087
01:04:23,193 --> 01:04:25,821
Hold on!
2088
01:04:25,821 --> 01:04:27,864
Wait for me!
2089
01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:29,907
Thanks!
2090
01:04:34,996 --> 01:04:37,915
Ha! I can't believe
2091
01:04:34,996 --> 01:04:37,915
that actually worked.
2092
01:04:37,915 --> 01:04:40,126
Hey, H?
2093
01:04:37,915 --> 01:04:40,126
Yeah?
2094
01:04:40,126 --> 01:04:41,670
Oh, right. Glasses.
2095
01:04:41,670 --> 01:04:44,715
Hi, everyone. If you could all
2096
01:04:41,670 --> 01:04:44,715
look right here.
2097
01:04:44,715 --> 01:04:46,466
Just drive.
2098
01:04:58,978 --> 01:05:00,397
Move! Go!
2099
01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:08,279
[TIRES SCREECH]
2100
01:05:17,539 --> 01:05:18,582
Oh, boy.
2101
01:05:21,042 --> 01:05:23,795
What do you think? Red button?
2102
01:05:21,042 --> 01:05:23,795
I think it's hyperdrive.
2103
01:05:23,795 --> 01:05:25,296
No, I think
2104
01:05:23,795 --> 01:05:25,296
hyperdrive is blue.
2105
01:05:25,296 --> 01:05:27,841
Sometimes you have to
2106
01:05:25,296 --> 01:05:27,841
trust your gut.
2107
01:05:27,841 --> 01:05:29,509
My gut, not yours!
2108
01:05:30,719 --> 01:05:33,805
PAWNY:
2109
01:05:30,719 --> 01:05:33,805
Somebody press something!
2110
01:05:33,805 --> 01:05:36,015
[♪♪♪]
2111
01:05:42,522 --> 01:05:44,441
[PAWNY SCREAMING]
2112
01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:45,567
[PAWNY GRUNTS]
2113
01:05:47,861 --> 01:05:49,946
[BOTH GRUNTING]
2114
01:05:57,704 --> 01:05:58,830
[LAUGHS]
2115
01:05:58,830 --> 01:06:01,583
Whoo-hoo!
2116
01:05:58,830 --> 01:06:01,583
Lost the tail.
2117
01:06:01,583 --> 01:06:03,334
What'd I tell you, huh?
2118
01:06:01,583 --> 01:06:03,334
Hyperdrive.
2119
01:06:03,334 --> 01:06:06,045
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
2120
01:06:03,334 --> 01:06:06,045
Trust your gut. Trust your gut.
2121
01:06:06,045 --> 01:06:08,256
Oh, God, I hate sand.
2122
01:06:06,045 --> 01:06:08,256
[PAWNY LAUGHS]
2123
01:06:08,256 --> 01:06:11,092
The red button was awesome!
2124
01:06:08,256 --> 01:06:11,092
[AGENT H CHUCKLES]
2125
01:06:11,092 --> 01:06:12,803
Let's press the red button
2126
01:06:11,092 --> 01:06:12,803
again.
2127
01:06:12,803 --> 01:06:14,345
[SHUSHES]
2128
01:06:14,345 --> 01:06:16,013
[AGENTS EXHALE]
2129
01:06:16,013 --> 01:06:17,098
[GRUNTS]
2130
01:06:17,098 --> 01:06:20,310
[CHITTERING]
2131
01:06:20,310 --> 01:06:22,479
Wow.
2132
01:06:24,105 --> 01:06:25,273
Hey, what's it doing?
2133
01:06:26,858 --> 01:06:28,401
Moving.
2134
01:06:28,401 --> 01:06:30,862
[♪♪♪]
2135
01:06:39,036 --> 01:06:40,163
AGENT H:
2136
01:06:39,036 --> 01:06:40,163
Oh.
2137
01:06:40,163 --> 01:06:42,332
What--?
2138
01:06:40,163 --> 01:06:42,332
What is that thing?
2139
01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:45,752
AGENT M:
2140
01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:45,752
See the core? How it keeps
2141
01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:45,752
emitting convective energy
2142
01:06:45,752 --> 01:06:48,087
across the interior of
2143
01:06:45,752 --> 01:06:48,087
the photosphere?
2144
01:06:48,087 --> 01:06:49,673
Yeah, yeah.
2145
01:06:48,087 --> 01:06:49,673
No, I see all of it.
2146
01:06:49,673 --> 01:06:51,967
I see the--
2147
01:06:49,673 --> 01:06:51,967
The photosphere bit.
2148
01:06:51,967 --> 01:06:53,176
Okay, yeah. Shh.
2149
01:06:53,176 --> 01:06:55,762
Those are thermonuclear
2150
01:06:53,176 --> 01:06:55,762
explosions.
2151
01:06:55,762 --> 01:06:58,640
Wait, what? What does that mean?
2152
01:06:55,762 --> 01:06:58,640
Like a bomb or something?
2153
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:02,853
I think what we're looking at
2154
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:02,853
is a super compressed star.
2155
01:07:02,853 --> 01:07:04,646
And by the color
2156
01:07:02,853 --> 01:07:04,646
temperature,
2157
01:07:04,646 --> 01:07:08,859
I'd say it's a blue giant.
2158
01:07:08,859 --> 01:07:11,486
Let's press the button.
2159
01:07:08,859 --> 01:07:11,486
Let's see what this does.
2160
01:07:11,486 --> 01:07:14,280
Are you suggesting we try
2161
01:07:11,486 --> 01:07:14,280
a weaponized star for fun?
2162
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:16,867
Mm-hm. Well,
2163
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:16,867
for science and fun.
2164
01:07:16,867 --> 01:07:18,869
The two aren't
2165
01:07:16,867 --> 01:07:18,869
mutually exclusive. Okay.
2166
01:07:18,869 --> 01:07:20,036
I know.
2167
01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:21,997
Yeah, there is
2168
01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:21,997
no better place.
2169
01:07:21,997 --> 01:07:24,415
They don't call it
2170
01:07:21,997 --> 01:07:24,415
the Empty Quarter for nothing.
2171
01:07:24,415 --> 01:07:26,376
That's why I made
2172
01:07:24,415 --> 01:07:26,376
the suggestion. Go.
2173
01:07:26,376 --> 01:07:29,546
Uh, at just .001?
2174
01:07:26,376 --> 01:07:29,546
What do you think?
2175
01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:31,422
AGENT H:
2176
01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:31,422
Yeah. Just start off slow.
2177
01:07:31,422 --> 01:07:32,716
Press the button.
2178
01:07:31,422 --> 01:07:32,716
Okay.
2179
01:07:32,716 --> 01:07:35,510
[POWERING UP]
2180
01:07:39,806 --> 01:07:42,642
Mm. Maybe ratchet it up
2181
01:07:39,806 --> 01:07:42,642
a few notches,
2182
01:07:42,642 --> 01:07:43,768
a little higher--
2183
01:07:44,769 --> 01:07:46,563
AGENT H:
2184
01:07:44,769 --> 01:07:46,563
Whoa!
2185
01:07:51,693 --> 01:07:53,611
That was the low setting?
2186
01:07:55,279 --> 01:07:59,367
Uh, do we think anyone's gonna
2187
01:07:55,279 --> 01:07:59,367
notice that wasn't there before?
2188
01:07:59,367 --> 01:08:01,578
[♪♪♪]
2189
01:08:10,795 --> 01:08:14,215
Sir, they got away.
2190
01:08:15,926 --> 01:08:19,220
I believe
2191
01:08:15,926 --> 01:08:19,220
the appropriate phrase is...
2192
01:08:19,220 --> 01:08:20,555
you lost them.
2193
01:08:20,555 --> 01:08:22,974
Well,
2194
01:08:20,555 --> 01:08:22,974
I put it to you, sir...
2195
01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:26,937
...that they had help.
2196
01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:26,937
Probably.
2197
01:08:26,937 --> 01:08:30,147
But I know H. Whatever
2198
01:08:26,937 --> 01:08:30,147
he's doing, there's a reason.
2199
01:08:30,147 --> 01:08:32,149
Why do you
2200
01:08:30,147 --> 01:08:32,149
keep protecting him?
2201
01:08:32,149 --> 01:08:35,194
Huh? What is it
2202
01:08:32,149 --> 01:08:35,194
going to take?
2203
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:39,074
I am protecting
2204
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:39,074
this institution.
2205
01:08:39,074 --> 01:08:40,241
From what? From me?
2206
01:08:40,241 --> 01:08:41,993
Are you questioning
2207
01:08:40,241 --> 01:08:41,993
my loyalty, sir?
2208
01:08:41,993 --> 01:08:44,370
At the very least,
2209
01:08:41,993 --> 01:08:44,370
your judgment.
2210
01:08:47,791 --> 01:08:51,252
Is there anything else,
2211
01:08:47,791 --> 01:08:51,252
Agent C?
2212
01:08:53,504 --> 01:08:55,799
No, sir.
2213
01:08:53,504 --> 01:08:55,799
Good.
2214
01:08:55,799 --> 01:08:58,051
Then would you
2215
01:08:55,799 --> 01:08:58,051
kindly leave?
2216
01:08:58,051 --> 01:09:00,261
[♪♪♪]
2217
01:09:17,403 --> 01:09:20,824
Vungus knew how powerful
2218
01:09:17,403 --> 01:09:20,824
that thing was, right?
2219
01:09:20,824 --> 01:09:23,493
He knew it could destroy worlds,
2220
01:09:20,824 --> 01:09:23,493
and he gave it to you.
2221
01:09:23,493 --> 01:09:26,079
I don't understand.
2222
01:09:23,493 --> 01:09:26,079
Someone he only just met.
2223
01:09:26,079 --> 01:09:27,622
Why would he do that?
2224
01:09:29,248 --> 01:09:30,667
I don't know.
2225
01:09:29,248 --> 01:09:30,667
Hmm?
2226
01:09:30,667 --> 01:09:34,253
Maybe he trusted me.
2227
01:09:30,667 --> 01:09:34,253
[CHUCKLES]
2228
01:09:34,253 --> 01:09:36,923
I'm not gonna doubt
2229
01:09:34,253 --> 01:09:36,923
your general trustworthiness,
2230
01:09:36,923 --> 01:09:41,136
but, I mean, I sang
2231
01:09:36,923 --> 01:09:41,136
at Vungus' mother's funeral.
2232
01:09:41,136 --> 01:09:42,637
Quite beautifully,
2233
01:09:41,136 --> 01:09:42,637
I might add.
2234
01:09:42,637 --> 01:09:44,555
We knew everything
2235
01:09:42,637 --> 01:09:44,555
about one another.
2236
01:09:44,555 --> 01:09:48,518
I mean, hey, I'm pretty sure
2237
01:09:44,555 --> 01:09:48,518
he trusted me. Heh.
2238
01:09:48,518 --> 01:09:51,813
Okay, H,
2239
01:09:48,518 --> 01:09:51,813
if you must know...
2240
01:09:51,813 --> 01:09:53,648
he said that you'd changed.
2241
01:09:53,648 --> 01:09:57,193
I'm getting sick of hearing
2242
01:09:53,648 --> 01:09:57,193
this "you've changed" crap.
2243
01:09:57,193 --> 01:09:58,945
I'm the same person
2244
01:09:57,193 --> 01:09:58,945
I was years ago.
2245
01:09:58,945 --> 01:10:00,864
You've always been
2246
01:09:58,945 --> 01:10:00,864
this way?
2247
01:10:01,489 --> 01:10:02,740
What way?
2248
01:10:02,740 --> 01:10:04,575
Uh, vaguely inept.
2249
01:10:04,575 --> 01:10:07,286
Arrogant. Reckless.
2250
01:10:07,286 --> 01:10:09,831
Did I miss anything?
2251
01:10:07,286 --> 01:10:09,831
Heh. Okay, yeah. Hey, look.
2252
01:10:09,831 --> 01:10:11,833
Arrogant and reckless.
2253
01:10:09,831 --> 01:10:11,833
That's nice.
2254
01:10:11,833 --> 01:10:14,127
Maybe I am a few
2255
01:10:11,833 --> 01:10:14,127
of those things occasionally,
2256
01:10:14,127 --> 01:10:17,088
but my job is saving the planet,
2257
01:10:14,127 --> 01:10:17,088
and that's what I do.
2258
01:10:17,088 --> 01:10:19,716
I do a good job at it.
2259
01:10:17,088 --> 01:10:19,716
While that's still happening,
2260
01:10:19,716 --> 01:10:21,968
the rules are:
2261
01:10:19,716 --> 01:10:21,968
there are no rules.
2262
01:10:21,968 --> 01:10:24,012
Well, that's a rule.
2263
01:10:21,968 --> 01:10:24,012
Mm-hm.
2264
01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:28,307
Argh. Damn it.
2265
01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:28,307
All right, nobody move!
2266
01:10:28,307 --> 01:10:30,518
Drop it, hairball!
2267
01:10:28,307 --> 01:10:30,518
Nobody move.
2268
01:10:30,518 --> 01:10:33,229
Bassam. How'd you get here?
2269
01:10:30,518 --> 01:10:33,229
Feeling hydrated, H?
2270
01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:36,066
Never had a bath before.
2271
01:10:36,066 --> 01:10:39,402
Lost 2 pounds in dirt alone.
2272
01:10:36,066 --> 01:10:39,402
God, we drank from that.
2273
01:10:39,402 --> 01:10:41,738
Oh, God, I thought
2274
01:10:39,402 --> 01:10:41,738
it tasted like a living beard.
2275
01:10:41,738 --> 01:10:42,989
AGENT H:
2276
01:10:41,738 --> 01:10:42,989
Okay, um...
2277
01:10:42,989 --> 01:10:45,241
Bassam, listen,
2278
01:10:42,989 --> 01:10:45,241
all right, mate?
2279
01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:46,826
Uh, let's be sensible.
2280
01:10:46,826 --> 01:10:49,453
I don't think you know
2281
01:10:46,826 --> 01:10:49,453
what you're dealing with, so--
2282
01:10:49,453 --> 01:10:51,122
BASSAM:
2283
01:10:49,453 --> 01:10:51,122
Oh, no, I definitely do.
2284
01:10:51,122 --> 01:10:53,624
Which is why she's gonna pay
2285
01:10:51,122 --> 01:10:53,624
so much for it.
2286
01:10:53,624 --> 01:10:56,127
No, wait. Wait, wait!
2287
01:10:53,624 --> 01:10:56,127
No, no, no!
2288
01:10:56,127 --> 01:10:58,713
BASSAM:
2289
01:10:56,127 --> 01:10:58,713
Have a nice life, bozos!
2290
01:10:58,713 --> 01:11:00,673
AGENT M:
2291
01:10:58,713 --> 01:11:00,673
Great job, H.
2292
01:11:07,847 --> 01:11:10,349
Pawny, can you ask her
2293
01:11:07,847 --> 01:11:10,349
to pass me the torque wrench?
2294
01:11:10,349 --> 01:11:13,895
She has a name and a title,
2295
01:11:10,349 --> 01:11:13,895
and you know that.
2296
01:11:13,895 --> 01:11:16,647
My lady, the jackass wants
2297
01:11:13,895 --> 01:11:16,647
a torque wrench.
2298
01:11:18,108 --> 01:11:20,735
Pawny, will you tell him
2299
01:11:18,108 --> 01:11:20,735
the sooner he restores power
2300
01:11:20,735 --> 01:11:23,071
to my drive console,
2301
01:11:20,735 --> 01:11:23,071
the sooner I can figure out
2302
01:11:23,071 --> 01:11:24,822
how to program it?
2303
01:11:23,071 --> 01:11:24,822
My lady says
2304
01:11:24,822 --> 01:11:27,825
you're a cloth-brained ass-clown
2305
01:11:24,822 --> 01:11:27,825
whose gullible idiocy
2306
01:11:27,825 --> 01:11:30,245
has threatened the very
2307
01:11:27,825 --> 01:11:30,245
existence of the planet.
2308
01:11:30,245 --> 01:11:32,496
You know what, she didn't
2309
01:11:30,245 --> 01:11:32,496
say that. All right?
2310
01:11:32,496 --> 01:11:34,249
You little worst piece
2311
01:11:32,496 --> 01:11:34,249
on the chess board.
2312
01:11:34,249 --> 01:11:36,209
She said that.
2313
01:11:34,249 --> 01:11:36,209
Didn't say any of it.
2314
01:11:36,209 --> 01:11:39,045
Yeah, but I was thinking it.
2315
01:11:36,209 --> 01:11:39,045
Actually, every single word.
2316
01:11:39,045 --> 01:11:41,256
You make a really good point.
2317
01:11:39,045 --> 01:11:41,256
Thank you.
2318
01:11:46,886 --> 01:11:49,388
If you'll tell your lady
2319
01:11:46,886 --> 01:11:49,388
she now has power.
2320
01:11:50,765 --> 01:11:53,101
The jackass says, my lady,
2321
01:11:50,765 --> 01:11:53,101
that you have power.
2322
01:11:53,101 --> 01:11:56,312
Can you thank him?
2323
01:11:53,101 --> 01:11:56,312
PAWNY: Really?
2324
01:11:56,312 --> 01:11:58,189
But in a cold,
2325
01:11:56,312 --> 01:11:58,189
kind of polite way.
2326
01:11:58,189 --> 01:12:00,024
You can even put a glare
2327
01:11:58,189 --> 01:12:00,024
on it.
2328
01:12:00,024 --> 01:12:02,026
Just play around with it.
2329
01:12:00,024 --> 01:12:02,026
I trust you.
2330
01:12:02,026 --> 01:12:04,528
My lady says thank you.
2331
01:12:04,528 --> 01:12:05,571
[GROANS]
2332
01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:09,993
I know where the weapon's going
2333
01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:09,993
and how to get it back.
2334
01:12:09,993 --> 01:12:12,578
My lady?
2335
01:12:09,993 --> 01:12:12,578
I got this one. I'm listening.
2336
01:12:12,578 --> 01:12:15,039
Bassam has only one
2337
01:12:12,578 --> 01:12:15,039
real buyer:
2338
01:12:15,039 --> 01:12:17,250
Riza Stavros.
2339
01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:20,086
Riza? The Riza
2340
01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:20,086
that you went out with?
2341
01:12:20,086 --> 01:12:22,713
The intergalactic,
2342
01:12:20,086 --> 01:12:22,713
alien arms-dealer Riza?
2343
01:12:22,713 --> 01:12:24,548
I'm gonna hop back in
2344
01:12:22,713 --> 01:12:24,548
for a second.
2345
01:12:24,548 --> 01:12:27,677
You dated Riza Stavros,
2346
01:12:24,548 --> 01:12:27,677
the Merchant of Death?
2347
01:12:27,677 --> 01:12:29,762
The Mother of Murder?
2348
01:12:29,762 --> 01:12:32,056
She's pretty hot.
2349
01:12:29,762 --> 01:12:32,056
AGENT H: Okay, I didn't know
2350
01:12:32,056 --> 01:12:34,142
she was an arms dealer
2351
01:12:32,056 --> 01:12:34,142
when we met.
2352
01:12:34,142 --> 01:12:37,561
And I was distracted
2353
01:12:34,142 --> 01:12:37,561
by her feminine wiles
2354
01:12:37,561 --> 01:12:39,605
and her
2355
01:12:37,561 --> 01:12:39,605
intoxicating beauty.
2356
01:12:39,605 --> 01:12:41,983
And besides, we weren't
2357
01:12:39,605 --> 01:12:41,983
interested in labels.
2358
01:12:41,983 --> 01:12:43,693
We were interested
2359
01:12:41,983 --> 01:12:43,693
in our hearts.
2360
01:12:43,693 --> 01:12:45,653
If having a big, old heart
2361
01:12:43,693 --> 01:12:45,653
is a crime, then shoot me.
2362
01:12:45,653 --> 01:12:46,821
[WEAPON POWERS UP]
2363
01:12:46,821 --> 01:12:48,364
Not yet.
2364
01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:50,783
You'll let me know, though,
2365
01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:50,783
right?
2366
01:12:51,868 --> 01:12:53,661
But really?
2367
01:12:54,453 --> 01:12:56,080
Your "big, old heart"?
2368
01:12:57,207 --> 01:12:58,958
[LAUGHING]
2369
01:12:58,958 --> 01:13:02,003
What?
2370
01:12:58,958 --> 01:13:02,003
It's just...
2371
01:13:02,003 --> 01:13:05,048
Well, it--?
2372
01:13:02,003 --> 01:13:05,048
It's funny, is it? Hmm?
2373
01:13:05,048 --> 01:13:07,175
[BOTH LAUGH]
2374
01:13:05,048 --> 01:13:07,175
AGENT M: "My big, old heart."
2375
01:13:07,175 --> 01:13:11,971
So stupid. Who talks like that?
2376
01:13:07,175 --> 01:13:11,971
Ha-ha-ha. Big, old doofus.
2377
01:13:13,806 --> 01:13:16,767
You've never been in love,
2378
01:13:13,806 --> 01:13:16,767
have you?
2379
01:13:18,061 --> 01:13:20,104
I'm not making fun.
2380
01:13:18,061 --> 01:13:20,104
I'm genuinely asking.
2381
01:13:20,104 --> 01:13:22,481
You've never once
2382
01:13:20,104 --> 01:13:22,481
abandoned logic for passion?
2383
01:13:24,192 --> 01:13:27,444
What is this? The sequel to
2384
01:13:24,192 --> 01:13:27,444
The Notebook? I never saw it,
2385
01:13:27,444 --> 01:13:29,989
but I assume it's a lot
2386
01:13:27,444 --> 01:13:29,989
of this type of nonsense.
2387
01:13:29,989 --> 01:13:33,951
Heh. No, I haven't.
2388
01:13:29,989 --> 01:13:33,951
Passion is unstable,
2389
01:13:33,951 --> 01:13:35,828
and logic is constant.
2390
01:13:33,951 --> 01:13:35,828
Is that right?
2391
01:13:35,828 --> 01:13:38,039
Yeah. Physical attraction
2392
01:13:35,828 --> 01:13:38,039
is nothing more
2393
01:13:38,039 --> 01:13:39,916
than chemical reactions
2394
01:13:38,039 --> 01:13:39,916
in your brain.
2395
01:13:39,916 --> 01:13:43,378
Can't trust them.
2396
01:13:39,916 --> 01:13:43,378
They're not real.
2397
01:13:43,378 --> 01:13:46,463
Isn't the whole universe
2398
01:13:43,378 --> 01:13:46,463
a chemical reaction?
2399
01:13:46,463 --> 01:13:49,675
Pretty sure
2400
01:13:46,463 --> 01:13:49,675
you can trust that.
2401
01:13:49,675 --> 01:13:51,719
Feels pretty real.
2402
01:13:54,138 --> 01:13:56,849
That's actually
2403
01:13:54,138 --> 01:13:56,849
kind of deep.
2404
01:13:59,394 --> 01:14:01,271
Well, that should do it.
2405
01:14:05,358 --> 01:14:07,110
Power her up.
2406
01:14:07,735 --> 01:14:09,320
Thank you.
2407
01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:12,949
Pawny. Not there.
2408
01:14:12,949 --> 01:14:14,909
PAWNY:
2409
01:14:12,949 --> 01:14:14,909
That's as far
2410
01:14:12,949 --> 01:14:14,909
as I could jump.
2411
01:14:14,909 --> 01:14:17,120
I could jump higher, but it
2412
01:14:14,909 --> 01:14:17,120
would've been more awkward.
2413
01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:18,955
Okay, enough.
2414
01:14:20,539 --> 01:14:21,958
Here we go.
2415
01:14:25,336 --> 01:14:28,172
And look at that.
2416
01:14:28,172 --> 01:14:30,800
Well done.
2417
01:14:28,172 --> 01:14:30,800
Mm-hm.
2418
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:33,052
I know Riza. She may be
2419
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:33,052
the Merchant of Death,
2420
01:14:33,052 --> 01:14:35,721
but she does have
2421
01:14:33,052 --> 01:14:35,721
one weakness.
2422
01:14:35,721 --> 01:14:37,348
Ready to be a hero,
2423
01:14:35,721 --> 01:14:37,348
little guy?
2424
01:14:37,348 --> 01:14:38,599
Pretty open to anything.
2425
01:14:38,599 --> 01:14:40,684
Good, because
2426
01:14:38,599 --> 01:14:40,684
we're going to Naples.
2427
01:14:40,684 --> 01:14:44,105
Oh, to Riza's Fortified
2428
01:14:40,684 --> 01:14:44,105
Fortress of For Sure Death?
2429
01:14:44,105 --> 01:14:45,022
[GROANS]
2430
01:14:45,022 --> 01:14:47,233
[♪♪♪]
2431
01:15:06,252 --> 01:15:08,463
[♪♪♪]
2432
01:15:11,715 --> 01:15:13,843
Don't shoot. Don't shoot.
2433
01:15:15,303 --> 01:15:17,305
[BEEPING]
2434
01:15:17,305 --> 01:15:19,849
Oh. I'm so sorry.
2435
01:15:17,305 --> 01:15:19,849
Oh.
2436
01:15:19,849 --> 01:15:22,352
Can we do this another day?
2437
01:15:19,849 --> 01:15:22,352
I have another visitor.
2438
01:15:22,352 --> 01:15:23,769
Absolutely.
2439
01:15:22,352 --> 01:15:23,769
Yeah?
2440
01:15:23,769 --> 01:15:25,104
Thank you.
2441
01:15:23,769 --> 01:15:25,104
[MUTTERS]
2442
01:15:25,104 --> 01:15:26,105
Au revoir.
2443
01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:27,898
Bye.
2444
01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:27,898
Bye.
2445
01:15:29,317 --> 01:15:31,277
[MAN SCREAMS]
2446
01:15:32,111 --> 01:15:33,279
Luca.
2447
01:15:33,279 --> 01:15:34,947
Did you miss me?
2448
01:15:33,279 --> 01:15:34,947
No.
2449
01:15:36,282 --> 01:15:37,158
[GROANS]
2450
01:15:37,158 --> 01:15:39,369
[♪♪♪]
2451
01:15:45,624 --> 01:15:46,709
H.
2452
01:15:48,461 --> 01:15:50,171
I know why you're here.
2453
01:15:51,464 --> 01:15:53,132
[INHALES]
2454
01:15:53,132 --> 01:15:55,301
Why are you wearing
2455
01:15:53,132 --> 01:15:55,301
pink trousers?
2456
01:15:55,301 --> 01:15:57,428
[LUCA BLUSTERS]
2457
01:16:10,983 --> 01:16:13,152
AGENT H:
2458
01:16:10,983 --> 01:16:13,152
So how have you been?
2459
01:16:13,152 --> 01:16:16,447
It's been a while, huh? That's
2460
01:16:13,152 --> 01:16:16,447
the tough thing about breakups,
2461
01:16:16,447 --> 01:16:20,410
is the friendships
2462
01:16:16,447 --> 01:16:20,410
you lose. Heh. Ahh.
2463
01:16:20,410 --> 01:16:22,537
We had some good times,
2464
01:16:20,410 --> 01:16:22,537
though, didn't we?
2465
01:16:22,537 --> 01:16:23,871
[LUCA BLUSTERS]
2466
01:16:23,871 --> 01:16:26,207
Riza and I had
2467
01:16:23,871 --> 01:16:26,207
good times, I guess.
2468
01:16:26,207 --> 01:16:28,459
You just lurked
2469
01:16:26,207 --> 01:16:28,459
in the background a bit.
2470
01:16:28,459 --> 01:16:29,419
[AGENT H CHUCKLES]
2471
01:16:29,419 --> 01:16:31,628
[♪♪♪]
2472
01:16:37,468 --> 01:16:39,803
RIZA:
2473
01:16:37,468 --> 01:16:39,803
Wonderful, isn't she?
2474
01:16:39,803 --> 01:16:41,472
I just love
2475
01:16:41,472 --> 01:16:44,434
dumb,
2476
01:16:41,472 --> 01:16:44,434
beautiful creatures.
2477
01:16:44,434 --> 01:16:45,435
[CHUCKLES]
2478
01:16:45,435 --> 01:16:47,061
[EXHALES]
2479
01:16:50,814 --> 01:16:53,234
Well, this is familiar,
2480
01:16:50,814 --> 01:16:53,234
isn't it?
2481
01:16:53,234 --> 01:16:54,735
[GRUNTS]
2482
01:16:56,028 --> 01:16:57,696
So...
2483
01:16:57,696 --> 01:17:00,408
MIB finally
2484
01:16:57,696 --> 01:17:00,408
showed you the door, eh?
2485
01:17:00,408 --> 01:17:02,285
Showed myself out,
2486
01:17:00,408 --> 01:17:02,285
actually.
2487
01:17:02,285 --> 01:17:03,869
Oh.
2488
01:17:03,869 --> 01:17:05,955
Some horses are born
2489
01:17:03,869 --> 01:17:05,955
to roam free.
2490
01:17:05,955 --> 01:17:08,499
And others just get shot.
2491
01:17:05,955 --> 01:17:08,499
What are you doing here?
2492
01:17:08,499 --> 01:17:12,836
I wanted to see you.
2493
01:17:08,499 --> 01:17:12,836
And I brought you something.
2494
01:17:14,464 --> 01:17:16,173
I know
2495
01:17:14,464 --> 01:17:16,173
how you like special pets,
2496
01:17:16,173 --> 01:17:17,925
so I brought you
2497
01:17:16,173 --> 01:17:17,925
a peace offering.
2498
01:17:17,925 --> 01:17:19,302
Meow,
2499
01:17:17,925 --> 01:17:19,302
meow.
2500
01:17:19,302 --> 01:17:22,179
Bark, woof,
2501
01:17:19,302 --> 01:17:22,179
et cetera, et cetera.
2502
01:17:22,179 --> 01:17:24,474
Oh, I like it.
2503
01:17:24,474 --> 01:17:28,644
He is cute in an ugly
2504
01:17:24,474 --> 01:17:28,644
sort of way, isn't he?
2505
01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:30,605
The last
2506
01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:30,605
of his kind.
2507
01:17:30,605 --> 01:17:33,232
You always did know the way
2508
01:17:30,605 --> 01:17:33,232
to my heart, didn't you?
2509
01:17:33,232 --> 01:17:36,193
You always knew how to make mine
2510
01:17:33,232 --> 01:17:36,193
beat that little bit faster.
2511
01:17:36,193 --> 01:17:39,447
AGENT M:
2512
01:17:36,193 --> 01:17:39,447
Not a neuralyzer in the world
2513
01:17:36,193 --> 01:17:39,447
could make me forget that.
2514
01:17:39,447 --> 01:17:41,157
RIZA:
2515
01:17:39,447 --> 01:17:41,157
I was actually looking forward
2516
01:17:41,157 --> 01:17:43,826
to seeing my guns tear you
2517
01:17:41,157 --> 01:17:43,826
to pieces, then I saw
2518
01:17:43,826 --> 01:17:47,622
that perfect little face
2519
01:17:43,826 --> 01:17:47,622
of yours, and...
2520
01:17:47,622 --> 01:17:48,998
[SIGHS]
2521
01:17:48,998 --> 01:17:50,082
I had to know.
2522
01:17:51,083 --> 01:17:52,168
Know what?
2523
01:17:53,586 --> 01:17:54,837
I want to know the truth.
2524
01:17:54,837 --> 01:17:57,173
Mm-hm.
2525
01:17:54,837 --> 01:17:57,173
Was this ever real?
2526
01:17:57,173 --> 01:17:58,841
Hmm? This?
2527
01:17:58,841 --> 01:18:00,843
You, me? Was it?
2528
01:18:00,843 --> 01:18:02,637
[CHUCKLES]
2529
01:18:02,637 --> 01:18:03,804
This'll be good.
2530
01:18:07,141 --> 01:18:09,435
Was it?
2531
01:18:09,435 --> 01:18:11,187
I knew who you were
2532
01:18:09,435 --> 01:18:11,187
from the start.
2533
01:18:11,187 --> 01:18:13,606
My job
2534
01:18:11,187 --> 01:18:13,606
was to gain your trust
2535
01:18:13,606 --> 01:18:15,816
and take you down
2536
01:18:15,816 --> 01:18:18,819
when the opportunity came.
2537
01:18:15,816 --> 01:18:18,819
That's the truth.
2538
01:18:18,819 --> 01:18:21,322
AGENT M:
2539
01:18:18,819 --> 01:18:21,322
Gotta turn my earpiece off
2540
01:18:18,819 --> 01:18:21,322
for this.
2541
01:18:21,322 --> 01:18:23,407
God, shut up.
2542
01:18:23,407 --> 01:18:24,950
What?
2543
01:18:23,407 --> 01:18:24,950
No, I'm sorry.
2544
01:18:24,950 --> 01:18:27,744
It's what I say
2545
01:18:24,950 --> 01:18:27,744
to my heart...
2546
01:18:27,744 --> 01:18:29,622
when it's like a voice
2547
01:18:27,744 --> 01:18:29,622
inside my head.
2548
01:18:29,622 --> 01:18:31,290
Oh, I know.
2549
01:18:31,290 --> 01:18:33,501
I couldn't fake that.
2550
01:18:35,085 --> 01:18:36,170
Thank you.
2551
01:18:36,170 --> 01:18:38,464
It's okay.
2552
01:18:38,464 --> 01:18:41,008
No, but thank you for--
2553
01:18:41,008 --> 01:18:42,510
For giving me closure.
2554
01:18:42,510 --> 01:18:45,429
We all need some--
2555
01:18:42,510 --> 01:18:45,429
Some closure from time to time.
2556
01:18:45,429 --> 01:18:47,890
RIZA: Get him out of here.
2557
01:18:45,429 --> 01:18:47,890
What--? Wait, no. Hey.
2558
01:18:47,890 --> 01:18:49,684
Wait.
2559
01:18:47,890 --> 01:18:49,684
I need some closure too.
2560
01:18:49,684 --> 01:18:52,311
What about my feelings?
2561
01:18:49,684 --> 01:18:52,311
RIZA: H, here's a tip for you.
2562
01:18:52,311 --> 01:18:54,146
Next time you bring
2563
01:18:52,311 --> 01:18:54,146
a peace offering,
2564
01:18:54,146 --> 01:18:56,566
don't make it the same day
2565
01:18:54,146 --> 01:18:56,566
I come into possession
2566
01:18:56,566 --> 01:18:58,568
of the most powerful weapon
2567
01:18:56,566 --> 01:18:58,568
ever created.
2568
01:18:58,568 --> 01:19:00,236
This has nothing to do
2569
01:18:58,568 --> 01:19:00,236
with that.
2570
01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:01,696
I didn't know
2571
01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:01,696
you had a weapon.
2572
01:19:01,696 --> 01:19:03,614
It's a separate thing.
2573
01:19:01,696 --> 01:19:03,614
A coincidence.
2574
01:19:03,614 --> 01:19:06,492
Total coincidence. Didn't know
2575
01:19:03,614 --> 01:19:06,492
she had a weapon. Did you?
2576
01:19:06,492 --> 01:19:08,244
[LUCA GRUMBLING]
2577
01:19:08,244 --> 01:19:09,620
Take him
2578
01:19:08,244 --> 01:19:09,620
to the boat.
2579
01:19:09,620 --> 01:19:12,582
All right.
2580
01:19:09,620 --> 01:19:12,582
Okay, okay, okay.
2581
01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:19,672
Fellas,
2582
01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:19,672
I think that went pretty well.
2583
01:19:19,672 --> 01:19:22,841
Looks like we'll be seeing
2584
01:19:19,672 --> 01:19:22,841
a lot more of each other.
2585
01:19:22,841 --> 01:19:24,009
[GRUNTING]
2586
01:19:24,009 --> 01:19:26,220
[♪♪♪]
2587
01:19:33,143 --> 01:19:35,730
[♪♪♪]
2588
01:19:48,284 --> 01:19:50,369
Okay.
2589
01:19:50,369 --> 01:19:52,121
Okay, okay, okay. Shh...
2590
01:19:53,122 --> 01:19:54,873
RIZA:
2591
01:19:53,122 --> 01:19:54,873
Sebastian, darling.
2592
01:19:54,873 --> 01:19:56,792
How would you like
2593
01:19:54,873 --> 01:19:56,792
to be able to destroy
2594
01:19:56,792 --> 01:19:59,295
entire solar systems
2595
01:19:56,792 --> 01:19:59,295
without leaving your home?
2596
01:19:59,295 --> 01:20:01,171
AGENT M: Pawny?
2597
01:19:59,295 --> 01:20:01,171
Yeah, I see it.
2598
01:20:01,171 --> 01:20:03,215
Uh...
2599
01:20:04,717 --> 01:20:07,553
Oh, would you look at that.
2600
01:20:04,717 --> 01:20:07,553
Good to go, M.
2601
01:20:10,180 --> 01:20:12,349
AGENT M:
2602
01:20:10,180 --> 01:20:12,349
Okay, Pawny,
2603
01:20:10,180 --> 01:20:12,349
it's all on you now.
2604
01:20:12,349 --> 01:20:15,436
Okay, that kind of pressure
2605
01:20:12,349 --> 01:20:15,436
is not constructive.
2606
01:20:15,436 --> 01:20:18,689
It's very simple, darling.
2607
01:20:15,436 --> 01:20:18,689
Do you want it or not?
2608
01:20:19,815 --> 01:20:21,984
No, I only have one,
2609
01:20:19,815 --> 01:20:21,984
Sebastian,
2610
01:20:21,984 --> 01:20:23,569
and I won't have that
2611
01:20:21,984 --> 01:20:23,569
for long.
2612
01:20:24,654 --> 01:20:26,405
No, I'm gonna give you
2613
01:20:24,654 --> 01:20:26,405
five seconds.
2614
01:20:26,405 --> 01:20:28,115
Perfectly done.
2615
01:20:28,115 --> 01:20:29,199
Whoop.
2616
01:20:31,368 --> 01:20:32,828
I'm going to call you back.
2617
01:20:34,121 --> 01:20:35,414
Crap. Oh, crap. Oh, crap.
2618
01:20:35,414 --> 01:20:36,873
Look at your little legs.
2619
01:20:36,873 --> 01:20:37,958
You are so fast.
2620
01:20:39,293 --> 01:20:41,003
Why, look at you run.
2621
01:20:41,003 --> 01:20:42,755
[♪♪♪]
2622
01:20:43,589 --> 01:20:44,881
You're so fast!
2623
01:20:44,881 --> 01:20:46,759
Wait, I'm coming.
2624
01:20:44,881 --> 01:20:46,759
I'm coming.
2625
01:20:52,640 --> 01:20:56,059
Now, you don't run away again.
2626
01:20:52,640 --> 01:20:56,059
Oh, hello.
2627
01:20:57,936 --> 01:21:00,981
Oh, and here I thought...
2628
01:21:00,981 --> 01:21:02,692
H worked alone.
2629
01:21:03,651 --> 01:21:06,278
Silly me.
2630
01:21:06,278 --> 01:21:08,531
Poor you.
2631
01:21:08,531 --> 01:21:11,450
It's been a steep
2632
01:21:08,531 --> 01:21:11,450
learning curve, yeah.
2633
01:21:11,450 --> 01:21:12,993
[POWERS UP]
2634
01:21:14,537 --> 01:21:17,164
Oh, that? That's a snub-nosed
2635
01:21:14,537 --> 01:21:17,164
Karzig annihilator.
2636
01:21:17,164 --> 01:21:20,668
Do you know what that does
2637
01:21:17,164 --> 01:21:20,668
to a human body?
2638
01:21:21,836 --> 01:21:25,422
It boils you
2639
01:21:21,836 --> 01:21:25,422
from the inside out.
2640
01:21:26,382 --> 01:21:27,591
Cute.
2641
01:21:28,551 --> 01:21:30,010
Do you know what
2642
01:21:28,551 --> 01:21:30,010
a Pawny does
2643
01:21:30,010 --> 01:21:32,137
to sadistic
2644
01:21:30,010 --> 01:21:32,137
alien arms-dealers?
2645
01:21:32,137 --> 01:21:34,431
No, honey.
2646
01:21:32,137 --> 01:21:34,431
Tell me what a Pawny is.
2647
01:21:34,431 --> 01:21:36,851
I'm a Pawny,
2648
01:21:34,431 --> 01:21:36,851
you psycho!
2649
01:21:38,018 --> 01:21:39,353
[GRUNTS]
2650
01:21:39,353 --> 01:21:41,564
[♪♪♪]
2651
01:21:44,983 --> 01:21:46,527
[GRUNTING]
2652
01:21:50,406 --> 01:21:52,575
[BOTH GRUNTING]
2653
01:22:01,709 --> 01:22:03,377
[GRUNTS]
2654
01:22:05,671 --> 01:22:07,506
[BOTH GRUNTING]
2655
01:22:17,140 --> 01:22:19,017
[GRUNTS]
2656
01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:25,691
Looks like
2657
01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:25,691
the tables have turned.
2658
01:22:28,026 --> 01:22:29,528
That was an incredible catch.
2659
01:22:29,528 --> 01:22:30,905
[GROWLS]
2660
01:22:35,117 --> 01:22:36,410
[GRUNTS]
2661
01:23:02,853 --> 01:23:05,481
[PANTING]
2662
01:23:05,481 --> 01:23:06,774
That felt good.
2663
01:23:15,699 --> 01:23:18,494
Don't worry. Don't worry.
2664
01:23:15,699 --> 01:23:18,494
It's all part of the plan.
2665
01:23:18,494 --> 01:23:21,121
Well, H, you always have been
2666
01:23:18,494 --> 01:23:21,121
rather delusional.
2667
01:23:24,166 --> 01:23:26,293
[GRUNTING]
2668
01:23:30,297 --> 01:23:31,674
Peace offering.
2669
01:23:31,674 --> 01:23:33,383
Kill them.
2670
01:23:33,383 --> 01:23:36,428
Start with him
2671
01:23:33,383 --> 01:23:36,428
and make it hurt.
2672
01:23:36,428 --> 01:23:39,139
No! You don't have
2673
01:23:36,428 --> 01:23:39,139
to do this.
2674
01:23:39,139 --> 01:23:42,309
[CHOKING]
2675
01:23:39,139 --> 01:23:42,309
Put me down,
2676
01:23:39,139 --> 01:23:42,309
you Tarantian thug.
2677
01:23:42,309 --> 01:23:44,186
Wait.
2678
01:23:42,309 --> 01:23:44,186
Did you say "Tarantian"?
2679
01:23:44,186 --> 01:23:46,188
Yes.
2680
01:23:44,186 --> 01:23:46,188
PAWNY: Yes, my lady, he did.
2681
01:23:46,188 --> 01:23:48,941
They tend to be single-minded
2682
01:23:46,188 --> 01:23:48,941
when it comes to killing.
2683
01:23:48,941 --> 01:23:50,693
Brains the size
2684
01:23:48,941 --> 01:23:50,693
of a pistachio nut.
2685
01:23:50,693 --> 01:23:51,694
Okay, shh.
2686
01:23:51,694 --> 01:23:53,236
You're not helping.
2687
01:23:55,948 --> 01:23:58,993
The creature you saw was
2688
01:23:55,948 --> 01:23:58,993
an unlicensed Tarantian
2689
01:23:58,993 --> 01:24:00,494
from Andromeda II.
2690
01:24:00,494 --> 01:24:02,329
Tarantian?
2691
01:24:02,329 --> 01:24:04,247
[PURRS]
2692
01:24:05,958 --> 01:24:07,710
I know a Tarantian.
2693
01:24:07,710 --> 01:24:08,961
I met one once.
2694
01:24:09,879 --> 01:24:10,880
I helped him.
2695
01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:12,214
[CHOKING]
2696
01:24:12,214 --> 01:24:13,507
Kabla nakshulin.
2697
01:24:13,507 --> 01:24:15,509
[♪♪♪]
2698
01:24:15,509 --> 01:24:16,552
What?
2699
01:24:18,053 --> 01:24:20,055
Kabla nakshulin?
2700
01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:22,349
What she said.
2701
01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:22,349
How do you know that?
2702
01:24:22,349 --> 01:24:23,976
Because he said it to me.
2703
01:24:24,601 --> 01:24:25,686
[GRUNTS]
2704
01:24:26,645 --> 01:24:28,188
[EXHALES HEAVILY]
2705
01:24:30,941 --> 01:24:32,108
Molly?
2706
01:24:32,108 --> 01:24:33,485
Yes.
2707
01:24:33,485 --> 01:24:36,530
Molly? Are you shitting me?
2708
01:24:33,485 --> 01:24:36,530
Really?
2709
01:24:36,530 --> 01:24:38,741
[LAUGHS]
2710
01:24:38,741 --> 01:24:40,826
Who's delusional now?
2711
01:24:40,826 --> 01:24:41,994
It's you?
2712
01:24:43,662 --> 01:24:45,330
[GASPING]
2713
01:24:46,289 --> 01:24:47,624
You've grown.
2714
01:24:47,624 --> 01:24:49,793
I mean, me too.
2715
01:24:53,005 --> 01:24:54,256
Give her the box.
2716
01:24:54,256 --> 01:24:56,800
Luca,
2717
01:24:54,256 --> 01:24:56,800
you can't do this.
2718
01:24:56,800 --> 01:24:58,301
Haven't I been good to you?
2719
01:24:58,301 --> 01:25:01,430
I've let you kill anyone
2720
01:24:58,301 --> 01:25:01,430
you wanted.
2721
01:25:01,430 --> 01:25:02,514
Come on.
2722
01:25:02,514 --> 01:25:04,099
[POWERS UP]
2723
01:25:02,514 --> 01:25:04,099
No?
2724
01:25:04,934 --> 01:25:06,685
[SIGHS]
2725
01:25:04,934 --> 01:25:06,685
[WHEEZES]
2726
01:25:06,685 --> 01:25:08,186
The box.
2727
01:25:08,186 --> 01:25:10,480
[♪♪♪]
2728
01:25:12,524 --> 01:25:14,610
Thank you.
2729
01:25:14,610 --> 01:25:16,737
You changed my life,
2730
01:25:14,610 --> 01:25:16,737
by the way. Heh, heh.
2731
01:25:16,737 --> 01:25:18,321
Hey, uh, quickly.
2732
01:25:18,321 --> 01:25:21,283
Kabla nakshulin,
2733
01:25:18,321 --> 01:25:21,283
what does it mean?
2734
01:25:22,158 --> 01:25:23,410
It means:
2735
01:25:23,410 --> 01:25:26,038
"One day,
2736
01:25:23,410 --> 01:25:26,038
I'll kill whoever you choose
2737
01:25:26,038 --> 01:25:28,164
in the most gruesome way
2738
01:25:26,038 --> 01:25:28,164
imaginable."
2739
01:25:29,458 --> 01:25:32,252
Or maybe we just
2740
01:25:29,458 --> 01:25:32,252
keep her here for a moment
2741
01:25:32,252 --> 01:25:35,171
until he and I can discuss
2742
01:25:32,252 --> 01:25:35,171
a plan of action.
2743
01:25:35,171 --> 01:25:37,091
[SOFTLY]
2744
01:25:35,171 --> 01:25:37,091
H? H, are you okay?
2745
01:25:37,091 --> 01:25:38,634
[WHEEZES]
2746
01:25:38,634 --> 01:25:40,469
I'm good.
2747
01:25:41,637 --> 01:25:43,722
That was--
2748
01:25:41,637 --> 01:25:43,722
That was a rush.
2749
01:25:43,722 --> 01:25:45,515
Yeah,
2750
01:25:43,722 --> 01:25:45,515
and incredibly painful.
2751
01:25:45,515 --> 01:25:47,183
Yeah.
2752
01:25:45,515 --> 01:25:47,183
PAWNY: Pretty sure the plan
2753
01:25:47,183 --> 01:25:48,978
went wrong in
2754
01:25:47,183 --> 01:25:48,978
every conceivable way.
2755
01:25:48,978 --> 01:25:50,020
Yeah, well...
2756
01:25:51,855 --> 01:25:54,942
So, uh,
2757
01:25:51,855 --> 01:25:54,942
it's Molly, huh?
2758
01:25:56,359 --> 01:25:57,903
You're not supposed
2759
01:25:56,359 --> 01:25:57,903
to know that.
2760
01:25:57,903 --> 01:25:59,404
Well, too late.
2761
01:25:57,903 --> 01:25:59,404
I know it now.
2762
01:25:59,404 --> 01:26:01,531
Guess it's only fair
2763
01:25:59,404 --> 01:26:01,531
that you know mine.
2764
01:26:01,531 --> 01:26:03,199
I don't wanna know.
2765
01:26:01,531 --> 01:26:03,199
I'll tell you.
2766
01:26:03,199 --> 01:26:04,701
Okay.
2767
01:26:03,199 --> 01:26:04,701
You ready?
2768
01:26:04,701 --> 01:26:05,786
Horatio.
2769
01:26:05,786 --> 01:26:08,413
[LAUGHING] It is not.
2770
01:26:05,786 --> 01:26:08,413
It's not.
2771
01:26:09,414 --> 01:26:10,749
It's Henry.
2772
01:26:11,750 --> 01:26:13,168
Yeah, you look like
2773
01:26:11,750 --> 01:26:13,168
a Henry.
2774
01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:15,629
Good. It's all I've got.
2775
01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:15,629
I'm Steve.
2776
01:26:15,629 --> 01:26:18,590
Steve? I thought you said
2777
01:26:15,629 --> 01:26:18,590
pawns didn't have names.
2778
01:26:18,590 --> 01:26:21,093
We don't.
2779
01:26:18,590 --> 01:26:21,093
I was just feeling left out.
2780
01:26:21,093 --> 01:26:22,803
[CHUCKLES]
2781
01:26:21,093 --> 01:26:22,803
Oh, Steve.
2782
01:26:22,803 --> 01:26:24,596
[CHUCKLES]
2783
01:26:28,558 --> 01:26:30,769
[RUMBLING]
2784
01:26:30,769 --> 01:26:32,104
Whoa...
2785
01:26:30,769 --> 01:26:32,104
[GASPS]
2786
01:26:33,480 --> 01:26:34,982
Wha--?
2787
01:26:34,982 --> 01:26:36,108
That is not cool.
2788
01:26:40,112 --> 01:26:42,572
AGENT M:
2789
01:26:40,112 --> 01:26:42,572
I don't like what
2790
01:26:40,112 --> 01:26:42,572
the earth is doing now.
2791
01:26:42,572 --> 01:26:43,866
AGENT H:
2792
01:26:42,572 --> 01:26:43,866
No, no, no.
2793
01:26:43,866 --> 01:26:46,118
[♪♪♪]
2794
01:26:46,118 --> 01:26:47,828
[GROWLING]
2795
01:26:50,246 --> 01:26:51,874
Kabla nakshulin!
2796
01:26:54,501 --> 01:26:55,961
It was worth a try.
2797
01:26:55,961 --> 01:26:59,339
BOTH:
2798
01:26:55,961 --> 01:26:59,339
We must have the weapon,
2799
01:26:55,961 --> 01:26:59,339
for the Hive.
2800
01:26:59,339 --> 01:27:01,508
No. I don't know if
2801
01:26:59,339 --> 01:27:01,508
you've heard,
2802
01:27:01,508 --> 01:27:04,094
but we are
2803
01:27:01,508 --> 01:27:04,094
the Men in Black.
2804
01:27:05,721 --> 01:27:08,223
The Men and Women
2805
01:27:05,721 --> 01:27:08,223
in Black.
2806
01:27:10,517 --> 01:27:11,852
Nice save.
2807
01:27:11,852 --> 01:27:13,520
If you think
2808
01:27:11,852 --> 01:27:13,520
we'll hand this over,
2809
01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:14,855
you've got
2810
01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:14,855
another think coming.
2811
01:27:14,855 --> 01:27:16,231
You don't know who
2812
01:27:14,855 --> 01:27:16,231
you're dealing with.
2813
01:27:16,231 --> 01:27:17,566
See, we protect the Earth.
2814
01:27:17,566 --> 01:27:19,151
Everyone and everything on it.
2815
01:27:19,151 --> 01:27:21,195
So you wanna do this?
2816
01:27:19,151 --> 01:27:21,195
You wanna get down?
2817
01:27:21,195 --> 01:27:22,905
Fine. Let's go.
2818
01:27:24,656 --> 01:27:26,658
[WEAPON POWERING UP]
2819
01:27:26,658 --> 01:27:28,911
Move, and I'll obliterate
2820
01:27:26,658 --> 01:27:28,911
this entire island
2821
01:27:28,911 --> 01:27:30,328
and everything on it.
2822
01:27:32,330 --> 01:27:35,375
Including us. You don't think
2823
01:27:32,330 --> 01:27:35,375
we should've spoken about this?
2824
01:27:35,375 --> 01:27:36,752
I just gave a whole speech.
2825
01:27:36,752 --> 01:27:38,170
Yeah, I liked the speech.
2826
01:27:38,170 --> 01:27:40,338
I just thought
2827
01:27:38,170 --> 01:27:40,338
this would be more effective.
2828
01:27:40,338 --> 01:27:42,257
You heard me.
2829
01:27:40,338 --> 01:27:42,257
Don't make me use it.
2830
01:27:42,257 --> 01:27:45,094
We'll do anything
2831
01:27:42,257 --> 01:27:45,094
to protect our world.
2832
01:27:49,514 --> 01:27:50,974
So will we.
2833
01:27:52,642 --> 01:27:54,310
[WEAPONS FIRING]
2834
01:28:07,616 --> 01:28:10,535
Nothing in this universe
2835
01:28:07,616 --> 01:28:10,535
is unkillable.
2836
01:28:10,535 --> 01:28:12,871
With the proper voltage.
2837
01:28:12,871 --> 01:28:14,664
Are you both
2838
01:28:12,871 --> 01:28:14,664
all right?
2839
01:28:14,664 --> 01:28:17,000
Yes, sir.
2840
01:28:14,664 --> 01:28:17,000
Never better.
2841
01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:19,711
Sir, how did you find us?
2842
01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:19,711
Experience.
2843
01:28:21,046 --> 01:28:22,297
Riza again, H?
2844
01:28:22,297 --> 01:28:24,925
When are you
2845
01:28:22,297 --> 01:28:24,925
going to learn?
2846
01:28:24,925 --> 01:28:26,342
[SIGHS]
2847
01:28:27,343 --> 01:28:28,762
I knew
2848
01:28:27,343 --> 01:28:28,762
I could count on you.
2849
01:28:28,762 --> 01:28:30,806
That, in the end,
2850
01:28:28,762 --> 01:28:30,806
you'd pull through.
2851
01:28:30,806 --> 01:28:32,307
Thank you, sir.
2852
01:28:32,307 --> 01:28:33,892
You too, M.
2853
01:28:33,892 --> 01:28:36,352
Agent O had a feeling
2854
01:28:33,892 --> 01:28:36,352
about you, and she was right.
2855
01:28:36,352 --> 01:28:38,021
[♪♪♪]
2856
01:28:41,942 --> 01:28:43,860
The universe has a way
2857
01:28:41,942 --> 01:28:43,860
of leading you
2858
01:28:43,860 --> 01:28:45,612
to where
2859
01:28:43,860 --> 01:28:45,612
you're supposed to be...
2860
01:28:45,612 --> 01:28:48,364
At the moment
2861
01:28:45,612 --> 01:28:48,364
you're supposed to be there.
2862
01:28:51,034 --> 01:28:52,286
Let's go home.
2863
01:28:54,788 --> 01:28:56,915
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
2864
01:28:58,792 --> 01:29:00,877
[CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
2865
01:29:04,464 --> 01:29:06,925
Let's keep this safe,
2866
01:29:04,464 --> 01:29:06,925
shall we?
2867
01:29:06,925 --> 01:29:09,845
Saunder,
2868
01:29:06,925 --> 01:29:09,845
inform the Jababian embassy,
2869
01:29:09,845 --> 01:29:11,972
we have the weapon.
2870
01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:19,188
Quite the first assignment
2871
01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:19,188
for a probationary agent, M.
2872
01:29:19,188 --> 01:29:23,358
Marrakesh,
2873
01:29:19,188 --> 01:29:23,358
the Empty Quarter, Naples.
2874
01:29:23,358 --> 01:29:26,320
Imagine what you will accomplish
2875
01:29:23,358 --> 01:29:26,320
when you're one of us.
2876
01:29:27,529 --> 01:29:30,240
Yes, sir.
2877
01:29:27,529 --> 01:29:30,240
Enjoy this moment, M.
2878
01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:32,742
They never last.
2879
01:29:33,827 --> 01:29:36,038
[♪♪♪]
2880
01:29:37,747 --> 01:29:40,083
AGENT C:
2881
01:29:37,747 --> 01:29:40,083
I don't know how you do it,
2882
01:29:37,747 --> 01:29:40,083
but you keep doing it.
2883
01:29:40,083 --> 01:29:42,127
Yeah? What's that, C?
2884
01:29:42,127 --> 01:29:43,253
Well, saving the world
2885
01:29:43,253 --> 01:29:45,922
from total destruction
2886
01:29:43,253 --> 01:29:45,922
twice...
2887
01:29:45,922 --> 01:29:47,090
in as many years.
2888
01:29:47,090 --> 01:29:48,466
I mean...
2889
01:29:48,466 --> 01:29:50,384
what are the odds?
2890
01:29:48,466 --> 01:29:50,384
What are the odds?
2891
01:29:50,384 --> 01:29:52,095
[♪♪♪]
2892
01:29:53,471 --> 01:29:55,057
MIB!
2893
01:29:55,057 --> 01:29:56,350
[CAMERA BEEPING]
2894
01:29:56,350 --> 01:29:57,684
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
2895
01:29:57,684 --> 01:29:59,353
Right.
2896
01:30:01,897 --> 01:30:03,439
Excuse me.
2897
01:30:01,897 --> 01:30:03,439
Yeah.
2898
01:30:08,402 --> 01:30:09,571
Hey.
2899
01:30:08,402 --> 01:30:09,571
Hey.
2900
01:30:09,571 --> 01:30:10,697
How's it going?
2901
01:30:10,697 --> 01:30:12,199
Uh, you know.
2902
01:30:10,697 --> 01:30:12,199
Cool party, huh?
2903
01:30:12,199 --> 01:30:14,408
Yeah, great party.
2904
01:30:12,199 --> 01:30:14,408
Something is wrong.
2905
01:30:14,408 --> 01:30:16,119
That's what
2906
01:30:14,408 --> 01:30:16,119
I was thinking.
2907
01:30:16,119 --> 01:30:18,747
I said to the Dyads we'd
2908
01:30:16,119 --> 01:30:18,747
do anything to save our world.
2909
01:30:18,747 --> 01:30:20,665
They said that
2910
01:30:18,747 --> 01:30:20,665
they would too.
2911
01:30:18,747 --> 01:30:20,665
Mm-hmm.
2912
01:30:20,665 --> 01:30:23,710
Then they told us they needed
2913
01:30:20,665 --> 01:30:23,710
the weapon for the Hive.
2914
01:30:23,710 --> 01:30:25,670
What if we misunderstood
2915
01:30:23,710 --> 01:30:25,670
what that meant?
2916
01:30:25,670 --> 01:30:28,215
Maybe they needed the weapon
2917
01:30:25,670 --> 01:30:28,215
to use against the Hive
2918
01:30:28,215 --> 01:30:30,342
to save their world.
2919
01:30:28,215 --> 01:30:30,342
Mm-hmm.
2920
01:30:30,342 --> 01:30:32,844
Which could mean they were
2921
01:30:30,342 --> 01:30:32,844
never the Hive at all.
2922
01:30:32,844 --> 01:30:34,512
Uh-huh.
2923
01:30:34,512 --> 01:30:37,515
But the DNA, the mutations.
2924
01:30:34,512 --> 01:30:37,515
High T showed us that sample.
2925
01:30:37,515 --> 01:30:40,102
All right. Let's see.
2926
01:30:40,102 --> 01:30:42,812
Agent H, bring up
2927
01:30:40,102 --> 01:30:42,812
the Dyad forensic report.
2928
01:30:42,812 --> 01:30:44,689
[WHIRRING]
2929
01:30:44,689 --> 01:30:46,983
[♪♪♪]
2930
01:30:46,983 --> 01:30:49,694
Who has the authority
2931
01:30:46,983 --> 01:30:49,694
to make a case file disappear?
2932
01:30:49,694 --> 01:30:51,405
Come with me.
2933
01:31:01,081 --> 01:31:04,542
And what about Naples?
2934
01:31:01,081 --> 01:31:04,542
How did he know we were there?
2935
01:31:04,542 --> 01:31:05,877
He was doing his job.
2936
01:31:05,877 --> 01:31:07,879
Does his job
2937
01:31:05,877 --> 01:31:07,879
include tracking us?
2938
01:31:07,879 --> 01:31:11,258
He gave this to me as a gift.
2939
01:31:07,879 --> 01:31:11,258
It has a chip inside it.
2940
01:31:12,842 --> 01:31:15,762
We need to see the confiscated
2941
01:31:12,842 --> 01:31:15,762
Jababian weapon.
2942
01:31:15,762 --> 01:31:17,222
Not possible.
2943
01:31:17,222 --> 01:31:19,557
Not possible? I'm the
2944
01:31:17,222 --> 01:31:19,557
senior agent on the case.
2945
01:31:19,557 --> 01:31:21,684
Let's make it possible.
2946
01:31:19,557 --> 01:31:21,684
Where's the weapon?
2947
01:31:21,684 --> 01:31:23,895
[♪♪♪]
2948
01:31:25,855 --> 01:31:28,482
[PEOPLE CHATTERING
2949
01:31:25,855 --> 01:31:28,482
INDISTINCTLY]
2950
01:31:28,482 --> 01:31:31,403
I think he's been chasing it
2951
01:31:28,482 --> 01:31:31,403
the entire time.
2952
01:31:31,403 --> 01:31:33,280
High T is the mole.
2953
01:31:31,403 --> 01:31:33,280
He's gotta be.
2954
01:31:33,280 --> 01:31:35,198
A mole for who?
2955
01:31:33,280 --> 01:31:35,198
Where would he take it?
2956
01:31:35,198 --> 01:31:36,283
AGENT C:
2957
01:31:35,198 --> 01:31:36,283
Paris.
2958
01:31:36,283 --> 01:31:38,327
My guess would be Paris.
2959
01:31:38,327 --> 01:31:41,121
I knew all along
2960
01:31:38,327 --> 01:31:41,121
that something was off.
2961
01:31:41,121 --> 01:31:42,789
I thought
2962
01:31:41,121 --> 01:31:42,789
he was covering for you,
2963
01:31:42,789 --> 01:31:44,166
but it turns out,
2964
01:31:42,789 --> 01:31:44,166
it was him.
2965
01:31:44,166 --> 01:31:45,667
He was hiding
2966
01:31:44,166 --> 01:31:45,667
his own tracks.
2967
01:31:45,667 --> 01:31:47,877
AGENT H:
2968
01:31:45,667 --> 01:31:47,877
Gotta be an explanation.
2969
01:31:45,667 --> 01:31:47,877
M, come on.
2970
01:31:47,877 --> 01:31:49,379
I'm coming with you.
2971
01:31:47,877 --> 01:31:49,379
No, C.
2972
01:31:49,379 --> 01:31:52,132
Hey, hey. Come on, now.
2973
01:31:49,379 --> 01:31:52,132
This isn't about you.
2974
01:31:52,132 --> 01:31:53,633
I know. I agree.
2975
01:31:53,633 --> 01:31:56,386
Listen, if it turns out
2976
01:31:53,633 --> 01:31:56,386
what you're saying is true
2977
01:31:56,386 --> 01:31:57,804
and word gets out that T,
2978
01:31:57,804 --> 01:32:00,056
the most decorated agent
2979
01:31:57,804 --> 01:32:00,056
in MIB history,
2980
01:32:00,056 --> 01:32:02,725
is a traitor,
2981
01:32:00,056 --> 01:32:02,725
the agency will never recover.
2982
01:32:02,725 --> 01:32:04,769
If we stop him,
2983
01:32:02,725 --> 01:32:04,769
no one ever has to know.
2984
01:32:04,769 --> 01:32:07,439
But what if
2985
01:32:04,769 --> 01:32:07,439
you can't stop him? Then what?
2986
01:32:07,439 --> 01:32:09,316
[♪♪♪]
2987
01:32:09,316 --> 01:32:11,360
Well, then
2988
01:32:09,316 --> 01:32:11,360
tell them it was me.
2989
01:32:11,360 --> 01:32:13,236
Tell them
2990
01:32:11,360 --> 01:32:13,236
I was the traitor.
2991
01:32:13,236 --> 01:32:15,197
Trust me,
2992
01:32:13,236 --> 01:32:15,197
the agency will believe you.
2993
01:32:18,283 --> 01:32:19,326
You.
2994
01:32:22,454 --> 01:32:24,664
[♪♪♪]
2995
01:32:26,375 --> 01:32:28,835
Oh, that's right.
2996
01:32:26,375 --> 01:32:28,835
That happened.
2997
01:32:40,389 --> 01:32:42,182
That's what
2998
01:32:40,389 --> 01:32:42,182
I'm talking about.
2999
01:32:42,182 --> 01:32:43,475
I'm driving.
3000
01:32:43,475 --> 01:32:45,394
Uh--
3001
01:32:48,188 --> 01:32:50,690
[SIGHS]
3002
01:32:50,690 --> 01:32:52,650
That really
3003
01:32:50,690 --> 01:32:52,650
should be here.
3004
01:32:52,650 --> 01:32:53,943
Not in this country.
3005
01:32:53,943 --> 01:32:56,029
[♪♪♪]
3006
01:32:56,029 --> 01:32:58,156
[ENGINE REVVING]
3007
01:33:00,534 --> 01:33:02,369
[TIRES SCREECH]
3008
01:33:08,333 --> 01:33:10,419
There should be
3009
01:33:08,333 --> 01:33:10,419
a big red button somewhere.
3010
01:33:10,419 --> 01:33:12,546
Yes!
3011
01:33:10,419 --> 01:33:12,546
Press the red button.
3012
01:33:12,546 --> 01:33:13,629
Found it.
3013
01:33:14,172 --> 01:33:16,258
[DINGING]
3014
01:33:17,217 --> 01:33:18,176
Whoa!
3015
01:33:18,176 --> 01:33:19,969
[SCREAMS, THEN GROANS]
3016
01:33:27,477 --> 01:33:29,687
[♪♪♪]
3017
01:33:31,481 --> 01:33:33,400
[DEVICE RINGS]
3018
01:33:33,400 --> 01:33:35,651
AGENT C [OVER COMM]:
3019
01:33:33,400 --> 01:33:35,651
H, you gotta see this.
3020
01:33:35,651 --> 01:33:37,987
A portal from Sector C
3021
01:33:35,651 --> 01:33:37,987
has been activated.
3022
01:33:37,987 --> 01:33:39,281
AGENT M:
3023
01:33:37,987 --> 01:33:39,281
The Hive.
3024
01:33:39,281 --> 01:33:41,283
AGENT C:
3025
01:33:39,281 --> 01:33:41,283
I'm sending you backup. Out.
3026
01:33:43,868 --> 01:33:46,746
You remember when I told you
3027
01:33:43,868 --> 01:33:46,746
we're in the lying business?
3028
01:33:46,746 --> 01:33:48,039
Mm-hmm.
3029
01:33:48,039 --> 01:33:49,999
T said that to me
3030
01:33:48,039 --> 01:33:49,999
when he recruited me.
3031
01:33:49,999 --> 01:33:51,876
He said,
3032
01:33:49,999 --> 01:33:51,876
"We have to lie to the world,
3033
01:33:51,876 --> 01:33:54,087
which means we can never lie
3034
01:33:51,876 --> 01:33:54,087
to each other."
3035
01:33:54,087 --> 01:33:55,671
I just don't believe
3036
01:33:54,087 --> 01:33:55,671
that he has.
3037
01:33:55,671 --> 01:33:58,007
But you can't always
3038
01:33:55,671 --> 01:33:58,007
trust your gut, H.
3039
01:33:58,007 --> 01:34:00,135
Sometimes things are
3040
01:33:58,007 --> 01:34:00,135
as they appear to be.
3041
01:34:00,135 --> 01:34:02,178
No, we saved the world,
3042
01:34:00,135 --> 01:34:02,178
for God's sakes.
3043
01:34:02,178 --> 01:34:03,888
Together,
3044
01:34:02,178 --> 01:34:03,888
with nothing but our wits
3045
01:34:03,888 --> 01:34:05,515
and our Series-7
3046
01:34:03,888 --> 01:34:05,515
De-Atomizers.
3047
01:34:06,433 --> 01:34:07,683
So I've heard.
3048
01:34:10,437 --> 01:34:12,646
[♪♪♪]
3049
01:34:19,154 --> 01:34:20,614
[TIRES SCREECH]
3050
01:34:20,614 --> 01:34:21,906
[ENGINE REVS]
3051
01:34:29,914 --> 01:34:32,000
[RUMBLING]
3052
01:34:43,595 --> 01:34:44,804
H?
3053
01:34:43,595 --> 01:34:44,804
Yeah?
3054
01:34:44,804 --> 01:34:47,056
Mind telling me
3055
01:34:44,804 --> 01:34:47,056
one more time?
3056
01:34:47,056 --> 01:34:48,308
How'd you beat the Hive?
3057
01:34:49,351 --> 01:34:51,060
Uh, it was
3058
01:34:49,351 --> 01:34:51,060
three years ago.
3059
01:34:51,060 --> 01:34:52,854
High T and I
3060
01:34:51,060 --> 01:34:52,854
went to face the Hive
3061
01:34:52,854 --> 01:34:56,483
with nothing but our wits and
3062
01:34:52,854 --> 01:34:56,483
our Series-7 De-Atomizers. Cool?
3063
01:34:56,483 --> 01:34:58,109
Yes, but how'd you do it?
3064
01:34:58,109 --> 01:34:59,611
Wait. What are you doing?
3065
01:34:59,611 --> 01:35:01,613
I'm curious. How'd you do it?
3066
01:34:59,611 --> 01:35:01,613
I told you.
3067
01:35:01,613 --> 01:35:03,781
You didn't, though.
3068
01:35:01,613 --> 01:35:03,781
I did a few times.
3069
01:35:03,781 --> 01:35:06,368
Okay, High T and I went up
3070
01:35:03,781 --> 01:35:06,368
to face the Hive
3071
01:35:06,368 --> 01:35:09,621
with nothing but our wits
3072
01:35:06,368 --> 01:35:09,621
and our Series-7 De-Atomizers...
3073
01:35:11,998 --> 01:35:14,209
[♪♪♪]
3074
01:35:15,585 --> 01:35:18,171
Am I...?
3075
01:35:15,585 --> 01:35:18,171
I'm repeating myself, aren't I?
3076
01:35:18,171 --> 01:35:20,048
Over and over.
3077
01:35:18,171 --> 01:35:20,048
Word for word.
3078
01:35:20,048 --> 01:35:22,925
Yeah, um... Okay,
3079
01:35:20,048 --> 01:35:22,925
why would I be doing that?
3080
01:35:22,925 --> 01:35:25,595
H, I don't think that you beat
3081
01:35:22,925 --> 01:35:25,595
the Hive that night.
3082
01:35:26,555 --> 01:35:28,598
I think you were neuralyzed.
3083
01:35:32,852 --> 01:35:34,396
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
3084
01:35:50,203 --> 01:35:52,830
AGENT HIGH T:
3085
01:35:50,203 --> 01:35:52,830
Ah. You came to say goodbye.
3086
01:35:52,830 --> 01:35:54,916
And you brought the lovely M.
3087
01:35:56,376 --> 01:35:58,836
You can really feel
3088
01:35:56,376 --> 01:35:58,836
the history here.
3089
01:35:58,836 --> 01:36:01,548
Eiffel
3090
01:35:58,836 --> 01:36:01,548
discovering wormholes,
3091
01:36:01,548 --> 01:36:04,050
gangways to
3092
01:36:01,548 --> 01:36:04,050
other civilizations,
3093
01:36:04,050 --> 01:36:07,136
the First Alien Migration.
3094
01:36:08,597 --> 01:36:12,100
And we made history here too,
3095
01:36:08,597 --> 01:36:12,100
didn't we, H?
3096
01:36:12,100 --> 01:36:15,186
With just our wits
3097
01:36:12,100 --> 01:36:15,186
and our Series-7 De-Atomizers.
3098
01:36:15,186 --> 01:36:17,522
No. We didn't.
3099
01:36:17,522 --> 01:36:20,900
The Hive wanted the most
3100
01:36:17,522 --> 01:36:20,900
powerful weapon in the galaxy,
3101
01:36:20,900 --> 01:36:23,653
so you had Vungus bring it
3102
01:36:20,900 --> 01:36:23,653
to Men in Black.
3103
01:36:23,653 --> 01:36:25,988
You'd wait. When it came,
3104
01:36:23,653 --> 01:36:25,988
you'd give it to them.
3105
01:36:25,988 --> 01:36:30,201
My dear boy, you were always
3106
01:36:25,988 --> 01:36:30,201
a bright one...
3107
01:36:30,201 --> 01:36:32,245
but there's no stopping this.
3108
01:36:32,245 --> 01:36:35,749
With the weapon out of the way,
3109
01:36:32,245 --> 01:36:35,749
every planet will fall,
3110
01:36:35,749 --> 01:36:37,542
starting with this one.
3111
01:36:37,542 --> 01:36:39,294
Step away from the controls.
3112
01:36:40,629 --> 01:36:42,297
You neuralyzed me.
3113
01:36:42,297 --> 01:36:45,634
Made me a hero,
3114
01:36:42,297 --> 01:36:45,634
the guy that saved the world.
3115
01:36:45,634 --> 01:36:47,801
Left alive to sell the lie.
3116
01:36:47,801 --> 01:36:49,887
[WOMAN VOCALIZING]
3117
01:36:49,887 --> 01:36:51,931
AGENT HIGH T:
3118
01:36:49,887 --> 01:36:51,931
They wanted this.
3119
01:36:53,266 --> 01:36:54,517
You were there.
3120
01:36:56,936 --> 01:36:59,147
You were always
3121
01:36:56,936 --> 01:36:59,147
like a son to me.
3122
01:36:59,147 --> 01:37:00,315
H?
3123
01:37:00,315 --> 01:37:03,359
You were always
3124
01:37:00,315 --> 01:37:03,359
like a son to me.
3125
01:37:03,359 --> 01:37:04,944
That's not High T anymore.
3126
01:37:04,944 --> 01:37:06,237
You were always
3127
01:37:04,944 --> 01:37:06,237
like a son
3128
01:37:06,237 --> 01:37:07,614
[VOICE DISTORTS]
3129
01:37:06,237 --> 01:37:07,614
to him.
3130
01:37:10,199 --> 01:37:12,243
[GRUNTING]
3131
01:37:21,670 --> 01:37:23,879
[GRUNTS]
3132
01:37:23,879 --> 01:37:25,214
PAWNY:
3133
01:37:23,879 --> 01:37:25,214
Shoot it! Shoot it!
3134
01:37:25,214 --> 01:37:26,382
[ROARS]
3135
01:37:29,843 --> 01:37:31,638
My queen!
3136
01:37:31,638 --> 01:37:33,055
I'm coming!
3137
01:37:33,055 --> 01:37:35,308
[♪♪♪]
3138
01:37:35,308 --> 01:37:37,185
[ROARS]
3139
01:37:40,146 --> 01:37:41,230
[YELLS]
3140
01:37:47,445 --> 01:37:49,197
What do we do?
3141
01:37:47,445 --> 01:37:49,197
What do we do?
3142
01:37:49,197 --> 01:37:50,782
[GRUNTING]
3143
01:38:00,625 --> 01:38:02,210
[GRUNTS]
3144
01:38:00,625 --> 01:38:02,210
[GRUNTS]
3145
01:38:06,631 --> 01:38:08,007
I'm gonna get it back.
3146
01:38:08,007 --> 01:38:10,343
I know he's still
3147
01:38:08,007 --> 01:38:10,343
in there somewhere.
3148
01:38:11,594 --> 01:38:12,928
Hey!
3149
01:38:12,928 --> 01:38:16,015
Hey! I know
3150
01:38:12,928 --> 01:38:16,015
you're in there somewhere!
3151
01:38:19,977 --> 01:38:21,688
It's me, H.
3152
01:38:21,688 --> 01:38:24,566
Remember, you wanted me
3153
01:38:21,688 --> 01:38:24,566
to take your place.
3154
01:38:28,778 --> 01:38:29,945
M!
3155
01:38:29,945 --> 01:38:32,031
[HEART BEATING]
3156
01:38:34,784 --> 01:38:37,286
AGENT M:
3157
01:38:34,784 --> 01:38:37,286
The truth of the universe.
3158
01:38:37,286 --> 01:38:39,121
I want to know
3159
01:38:37,286 --> 01:38:39,121
how it all works.
3160
01:38:41,123 --> 01:38:42,958
The universe has a way
3161
01:38:41,123 --> 01:38:42,958
of leading you
3162
01:38:42,958 --> 01:38:44,586
to where you're
3163
01:38:42,958 --> 01:38:44,586
supposed to be.
3164
01:38:44,586 --> 01:38:46,254
[ECHOING]
3165
01:38:46,254 --> 01:38:49,048
AGENT H:
3166
01:38:46,254 --> 01:38:49,048
At the moment
3167
01:38:46,254 --> 01:38:49,048
you're supposed to be there.
3168
01:38:51,050 --> 01:38:54,136
[IN SLOW MOTION]
3169
01:38:51,050 --> 01:38:54,136
My queen!
3170
01:39:00,309 --> 01:39:02,729
[NORMALLY]
3171
01:39:00,309 --> 01:39:02,729
I'm not losing another queen.
3172
01:39:03,271 --> 01:39:05,481
[♪♪♪]
3173
01:39:08,568 --> 01:39:09,861
[GRUNTS]
3174
01:39:14,323 --> 01:39:17,118
You said
3175
01:39:14,323 --> 01:39:17,118
I was like a son to you.
3176
01:39:18,160 --> 01:39:21,038
You were like
3177
01:39:18,160 --> 01:39:21,038
a father to me.
3178
01:39:24,166 --> 01:39:25,251
H.
3179
01:39:44,646 --> 01:39:45,897
Right time...
3180
01:39:46,898 --> 01:39:47,981
right place.
3181
01:39:47,981 --> 01:39:49,734
[SCREECHES]
3182
01:39:47,981 --> 01:39:49,734
[GRUNTS]
3183
01:39:53,655 --> 01:39:56,449
[ALIEN GROANS]
3184
01:40:02,956 --> 01:40:04,958
[EXPLOSION]
3185
01:40:06,709 --> 01:40:08,795
[PANTING]
3186
01:40:12,214 --> 01:40:13,299
Pawny?
3187
01:40:14,467 --> 01:40:17,679
Yeah?
3188
01:40:14,467 --> 01:40:17,679
You've served your queen well.
3189
01:40:17,679 --> 01:40:19,555
Thank you, my lady.
3190
01:40:19,555 --> 01:40:21,432
It was my honor.
3191
01:40:21,975 --> 01:40:24,185
[♪♪♪]
3192
01:40:58,177 --> 01:41:00,638
AGENT H:
3193
01:40:58,177 --> 01:41:00,638
So is she as tough as they say?
3194
01:41:00,638 --> 01:41:02,348
AGENT M:
3195
01:41:00,638 --> 01:41:02,348
In a word, yes.
3196
01:41:03,850 --> 01:41:06,185
Well, you didn't screw up.
3197
01:41:03,850 --> 01:41:06,185
AGENT M: No, ma'am.
3198
01:41:06,185 --> 01:41:09,397
AGENT H:
3199
01:41:06,185 --> 01:41:09,397
Let's be honest, there were
3200
01:41:06,185 --> 01:41:09,397
a few bumps along the way,
3201
01:41:09,397 --> 01:41:11,566
friction at the start--
3202
01:41:09,397 --> 01:41:11,566
Let's not be honest.
3203
01:41:11,566 --> 01:41:14,402
Okay. No,
3204
01:41:11,566 --> 01:41:14,402
we did not screw up.
3205
01:41:14,402 --> 01:41:17,906
You said there may be a problem
3206
01:41:14,402 --> 01:41:17,906
in London, but you knew.
3207
01:41:17,906 --> 01:41:20,073
I hadn't trusted London branch
3208
01:41:17,906 --> 01:41:20,073
for some time.
3209
01:41:20,073 --> 01:41:22,702
I never understood
3210
01:41:20,073 --> 01:41:22,702
the reason why.
3211
01:41:23,745 --> 01:41:25,538
T lived for
3212
01:41:23,745 --> 01:41:25,538
this organization.
3213
01:41:25,538 --> 01:41:28,624
He was the very best
3214
01:41:25,538 --> 01:41:28,624
we had to offer. He will be...
3215
01:41:32,879 --> 01:41:34,672
...missed.
3216
01:41:34,672 --> 01:41:36,883
[♪♪♪]
3217
01:41:37,884 --> 01:41:39,928
Welcome to the circus,
3218
01:41:37,884 --> 01:41:39,928
Agent M.
3219
01:41:39,928 --> 01:41:42,597
You are no longer
3220
01:41:39,928 --> 01:41:42,597
probationary.
3221
01:41:44,807 --> 01:41:47,268
Well, there you go.
3222
01:41:44,807 --> 01:41:47,268
My work here is done, I--
3223
01:41:47,268 --> 01:41:49,186
You are.
3224
01:41:47,268 --> 01:41:49,186
I'm sorry, what?
3225
01:41:49,186 --> 01:41:51,188
Probationary head
3226
01:41:49,186 --> 01:41:51,188
of London branch.
3227
01:41:51,188 --> 01:41:53,315
I'm sorry.
3228
01:41:51,188 --> 01:41:53,315
Probationary head?
3229
01:41:53,315 --> 01:41:57,403
It sounds like I got promoted
3230
01:41:53,315 --> 01:41:57,403
and demoted at the same time.
3231
01:41:57,403 --> 01:42:00,239
[CHUCKLES]
3232
01:41:57,403 --> 01:42:00,239
No. Try and cope.
3233
01:42:00,239 --> 01:42:02,867
Several years ago, before
3234
01:42:00,239 --> 01:42:02,867
all this, T mentioned to me
3235
01:42:02,867 --> 01:42:05,745
a young, up-and-coming
3236
01:42:02,867 --> 01:42:05,745
field agent who had certain
3237
01:42:05,745 --> 01:42:07,413
leadership qualities,
3238
01:42:05,745 --> 01:42:07,413
shall we say.
3239
01:42:07,413 --> 01:42:09,290
Was his faith in you
3240
01:42:07,413 --> 01:42:09,290
misplaced?
3241
01:42:10,374 --> 01:42:11,918
No, I just think
3242
01:42:10,374 --> 01:42:11,918
there are
3243
01:42:11,918 --> 01:42:14,045
far more experienced
3244
01:42:11,918 --> 01:42:14,045
agents than myself.
3245
01:42:14,045 --> 01:42:16,547
Yeah, there are.
3246
01:42:14,045 --> 01:42:16,547
But you have the full support
3247
01:42:16,547 --> 01:42:19,050
of our senior staff
3248
01:42:16,547 --> 01:42:19,050
and, by the way, Agent C.
3249
01:42:19,050 --> 01:42:21,134
Is that right?
3250
01:42:26,057 --> 01:42:28,851
Do I take it you accept?
3251
01:42:26,057 --> 01:42:28,851
Yes.
3252
01:42:28,851 --> 01:42:30,770
Good. I'll talk to
3253
01:42:28,851 --> 01:42:30,770
the bosses upstairs.
3254
01:42:30,770 --> 01:42:32,438
You need to clear
3255
01:42:30,770 --> 01:42:32,438
your London desk
3256
01:42:32,438 --> 01:42:35,232
and report to MIB
3257
01:42:32,438 --> 01:42:35,232
in New York on Monday.
3258
01:42:35,232 --> 01:42:37,276
New York.
3259
01:42:38,611 --> 01:42:39,654
Thank you, Agent O.
3260
01:42:39,654 --> 01:42:41,781
[♪♪♪]
3261
01:42:42,698 --> 01:42:44,325
Congratulations,
3262
01:42:42,698 --> 01:42:44,325
probie.
3263
01:42:44,325 --> 01:42:46,452
Congratulations to you too.
3264
01:42:50,790 --> 01:42:53,166
You'll want to
3265
01:42:50,790 --> 01:42:53,166
brief your agents.
3266
01:42:53,166 --> 01:42:54,877
Walk with me.
3267
01:42:56,838 --> 01:43:00,008
So you wanted to know
3268
01:42:56,838 --> 01:43:00,008
how it all works.
3269
01:43:00,008 --> 01:43:01,634
Now you do.
3270
01:43:01,634 --> 01:43:06,055
And as you will no doubt
3271
01:43:01,634 --> 01:43:06,055
have divined, Agent M,
3272
01:43:06,931 --> 01:43:08,933
there's a price.
3273
01:43:30,038 --> 01:43:32,123
[CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
3274
01:43:48,056 --> 01:43:49,598
Nope.
3275
01:43:49,598 --> 01:43:51,851
[CHUCKLES]
3276
01:43:49,598 --> 01:43:51,851
Hey there.
3277
01:43:49,598 --> 01:43:51,851
What are you doing?
3278
01:43:51,851 --> 01:43:53,352
I told O I had to
3279
01:43:51,851 --> 01:43:53,352
take care of
3280
01:43:53,352 --> 01:43:55,104
a couple things
3281
01:43:53,352 --> 01:43:55,104
before I went back.
3282
01:43:55,104 --> 01:43:56,814
Yeah? What,
3283
01:43:55,104 --> 01:43:56,814
like stealing my car?
3284
01:43:56,814 --> 01:43:59,192
No, like driving it.
3285
01:43:59,192 --> 01:44:00,943
You're on the right side,
3286
01:43:59,192 --> 01:44:00,943
at least.
3287
01:44:00,943 --> 01:44:02,028
I'm a quick study.
3288
01:44:02,028 --> 01:44:03,654
Give me a lift
3289
01:44:02,028 --> 01:44:03,654
back to London?
3290
01:44:03,654 --> 01:44:05,280
Road trip.
3291
01:44:05,823 --> 01:44:07,742
[♪♪♪]
3292
01:44:07,742 --> 01:44:08,743
[PAWNY SCREAMS]
3293
01:44:08,743 --> 01:44:10,494
Up, up, up!
3294
01:44:10,494 --> 01:44:12,413
Oh, God.
3295
01:44:10,494 --> 01:44:12,413
Did not need that.
3296
01:44:12,413 --> 01:44:15,041
Could you zap me with
3297
01:44:12,413 --> 01:44:15,041
that forgetting thing, please?
3298
01:44:15,041 --> 01:44:16,667
What are you doing here,
3299
01:44:15,041 --> 01:44:16,667
Pawny?
3300
01:44:16,667 --> 01:44:18,377
Get used to seeing me,
3301
01:44:16,667 --> 01:44:18,377
pretty boy.
3302
01:44:18,377 --> 01:44:20,504
I'm your new babysitter.
3303
01:44:18,377 --> 01:44:20,504
He's my new what?
3304
01:44:20,504 --> 01:44:22,131
Babysitter.
3305
01:44:20,504 --> 01:44:22,131
PAWNY: Queen's orders.
3306
01:44:22,131 --> 01:44:23,966
She says the chance
3307
01:44:22,131 --> 01:44:23,966
of your sorry ass
3308
01:44:23,966 --> 01:44:25,927
surviving without me:
3309
01:44:23,966 --> 01:44:25,927
Zero.
3310
01:44:25,927 --> 01:44:27,887
Okay, I did not say that...
3311
01:44:25,927 --> 01:44:27,887
exactly.
3312
01:44:27,887 --> 01:44:29,555
PAWNY:
3313
01:44:27,887 --> 01:44:29,555
She said,
3314
01:44:27,887 --> 01:44:29,555
"Slim to zero."
3315
01:44:29,555 --> 01:44:30,848
I rounded it down to zero
3316
01:44:30,848 --> 01:44:32,474
because
3317
01:44:30,848 --> 01:44:32,474
I feel like it's zero.
3318
01:44:32,474 --> 01:44:33,976
Consider it a parting gift.
3319
01:44:33,976 --> 01:44:35,644
Come on.
3320
01:44:33,976 --> 01:44:35,644
I saved the world.
3321
01:44:35,644 --> 01:44:38,355
You couldn't tell because
3322
01:44:35,644 --> 01:44:38,355
you were getting choked out.
3323
01:44:38,355 --> 01:44:40,108
Do I even have a choice?
3324
01:44:38,355 --> 01:44:40,108
No.
3325
01:44:40,108 --> 01:44:43,152
Yes! There we go. All right.
3326
01:44:40,108 --> 01:44:43,152
Where's that little red button?
3327
01:44:43,152 --> 01:44:44,361
Oh, it's right here.
3328
01:44:44,361 --> 01:44:45,571
Whoa!
3329
01:44:45,571 --> 01:44:47,156
I still don't like you.
3330
01:44:47,156 --> 01:44:48,157
I love that option.
3331
01:44:48,157 --> 01:44:50,367
[♪♪♪]
3332
01:44:55,330 --> 01:44:58,126
This is a complicated piece
3333
01:44:55,330 --> 01:44:58,126
of machinery, so be careful.
3334
01:44:58,126 --> 01:44:59,376
Yeah, got it.
3335
01:44:59,376 --> 01:45:00,795
I'm gonna trust my gut.
3336
01:45:08,052 --> 01:45:10,263
[♪♪♪]
3337
01:46:07,778 --> 01:46:09,947
[♪♪♪]
3338
01:46:35,764 --> 01:46:37,975
[♪♪♪]
3339
01:47:02,083 --> 01:47:04,293
[♪♪♪]
3340
01:48:37,303 --> 01:48:39,512
[♪♪♪]
3341
01:48:56,947 --> 01:48:59,158
[♪♪♪]
3342
01:49:11,837 --> 01:49:14,048
[♪♪♪]
3343
01:50:10,896 --> 01:50:13,107
[♪♪♪]
3344
01:50:33,835 --> 01:50:36,046
[♪♪♪]
3345
01:51:44,239 --> 01:51:46,450
[♪♪♪]
3346
01:52:02,715 --> 01:52:04,926
[♪♪♪]
3347
01:52:54,476 --> 01:52:56,687
[♪♪♪]
3348
01:53:38,103 --> 01:53:40,314
[♪♪♪]
3349
01:54:04,797 --> 01:54:07,007
[♪♪♪]
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