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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:52,553 [♪♪♪] 2 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,547 [ENGINE VROOMING] 3 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:30,966 [TIRES SCREECH] 4 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:45,022 God, do I 5 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:45,022 hate Paris. 6 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:46,690 Not to worry. 7 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:46,690 Probably won't be 8 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:48,358 around 9 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:48,358 much longer. 10 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,569 [♪♪♪] 11 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:00,871 [ALARM BUZZING FAINTLY] 12 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:03,164 [WEAPONS POWER UP] 13 00:02:10,089 --> 00:02:12,841 MAN: 14 00:02:10,089 --> 00:02:12,841 I've been waiting 15 00:02:10,089 --> 00:02:12,841 a long time for this. 16 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:15,260 I guess what-- 17 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:15,260 What I'm trying to say is, 18 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:17,429 Lisa, will you mar--? 19 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:17,429 AGENT H: Bonjour. 20 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:20,766 We're with 21 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:20,766 Tower security. 22 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:22,851 Uh, we're 23 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:22,851 terribly sorry, 24 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,686 but you're not 25 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,686 supposed to be here. 26 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:25,980 Sorry. 27 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:25,980 Sorry. 28 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:28,189 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 29 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:28,189 So? She say yes? 30 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:30,400 I haven't asked yet. 31 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:30,400 He hasn't asked yet. 32 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,236 Oh, well, that's 33 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,236 a terrible shame, isn't it? 34 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:35,572 Because, you see, that 35 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:35,572 blinking light back there 36 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:38,492 means there's been 37 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:38,492 a breach in Portal 2. 38 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,201 Which means, 39 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,201 in just a few minutes, 40 00:02:40,201 --> 00:02:42,537 the most vile creatures 41 00:02:40,201 --> 00:02:42,537 in the entire universe, 42 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:43,914 the Hive, 43 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:43,914 are gonna consume 44 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:46,541 every last one 45 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:46,541 of us from the inside out. 46 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:47,668 I don't understand. 47 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:52,422 All will be explained 48 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:52,422 if you look right... 49 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:53,465 here. 50 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:56,885 The Tower was closed 51 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:56,885 for repairs. 52 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:58,637 Ask her 53 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:58,637 on the way down. 54 00:02:58,637 --> 00:02:59,930 This way, 55 00:02:58,637 --> 00:02:59,930 please. 56 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:02,099 [WIND WHISTLING] 57 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:03,182 Thank you. 58 00:03:04,183 --> 00:03:05,894 Mind 59 00:03:04,183 --> 00:03:05,894 the gap. 60 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,731 [DOOR CLANGS SHUT] 61 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:13,777 Right. Shall we? 62 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:15,154 Let's do this. 63 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:23,787 [SCREAMING, GROANING] 64 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:30,502 AGENT H: 65 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:30,502 Hey, guys. 66 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:32,337 Who the hell 67 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:32,337 are you? 68 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,841 Ask her again 69 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,841 down on the ground. 70 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:36,925 [WEAPON DISCHARGES] 71 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:39,511 [GRUNTING] 72 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:48,395 Whew. 73 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:48,395 Ah, there you are. 74 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:50,189 Yeah. 75 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:50,189 All right. 76 00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:51,940 Let's try this again, 77 00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:51,940 shall we? 78 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,901 [WEAPONS CLICK, BUZZ] 79 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:01,616 So, what's 80 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:01,616 the play here? 81 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:03,744 We've been 82 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:03,744 in this situation before. 83 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,746 We've never faced 84 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,746 the Hive before. 85 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,414 They've never 86 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,414 faced us. 87 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:08,707 Always remember, 88 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:10,542 the universe has 89 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:10,542 a way of leading you 90 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:12,002 to where 91 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:12,002 you're supposed to be 92 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:14,254 at the moment 93 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:14,254 you're supposed to be there. 94 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,798 Yeah, well, sometimes, 95 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,798 the universe gets it wrong. 96 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:19,009 [♪♪♪] 97 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:28,769 [CREATURE ROARS] 98 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:34,691 [SIREN WAILS] 99 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:36,902 [♪♪♪] 100 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:53,210 HAROLD & MAN [ON TV]: 101 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:53,210 "Let's have some action. 102 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:55,087 I want some 103 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:55,087 asses wiggling. 104 00:04:55,087 --> 00:04:57,005 I want some perfection." 105 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:58,215 [CACKLES] 106 00:04:58,215 --> 00:04:59,216 [IMITATES CACKLING] 107 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,593 [OBJECTS CLATTERING] 108 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:02,803 Get my 109 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:02,803 three-wood. 110 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,847 Come on, 111 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,847 let's go. 112 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,847 Okay, okay. 113 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:09,017 Careful. 114 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,021 [OBJECTS CLATTERING] 115 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:14,022 [HAROLD SCREAMS] 116 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:15,482 HAROLD: 117 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:15,482 Oh, my God! 118 00:05:16,524 --> 00:05:18,902 Oh, my God. Baby. 119 00:05:16,524 --> 00:05:18,902 What? 120 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:20,028 Uh... 121 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,530 That wasn't 122 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,530 no animal, okay? 123 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:24,866 It was a-- 124 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:24,866 It was a-- 125 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:27,368 I ain't never seen 126 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:27,368 nothing like that before. 127 00:05:27,368 --> 00:05:29,496 It was, like, 128 00:05:27,368 --> 00:05:29,496 a creature. 129 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:31,957 What? Harold, 130 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:31,957 call the police. 131 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:34,334 The who? 132 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:34,334 The police. 133 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:34,334 Call the police! 134 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,086 [PHONE BEEPS] 135 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,086 [DOORBELL RINGS] 136 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:37,545 That was fast. 137 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:39,840 MAN: 138 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:39,840 Evening. 139 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:39,840 We're from Animal Control. 140 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,217 You saw something? 141 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,217 HAROLD: We haven't called yet. 142 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:44,803 MOLLY'S MOM: 143 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:44,803 Are we in danger? 144 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:44,803 Does it have rabies? 145 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:46,596 HAROLD: 146 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:46,596 That wasn't a regular animal. 147 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:48,640 It was like-- 148 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:48,640 MAN: The creature you saw was 149 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,601 an unlicensed Tarantian 150 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,601 from Andromeda II. 151 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,020 Very rare, very dangerous. 152 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,147 MOLLY'S MOM: Sorry, what? 153 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,147 MAN: A Tarantian. 154 00:05:55,147 --> 00:05:56,648 I know. 155 00:05:55,147 --> 00:05:56,648 He looks cute now. 156 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:58,775 Tarantian? 157 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:58,775 MAN: But when they hit puberty, 158 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:00,610 they turn into real monsters. 159 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:03,197 [TARANTIAN SQUEAKS] 160 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:03,197 [GASPS] 161 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:05,949 [TOY SQUEAKS] 162 00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:07,450 [SQUEAKING] 163 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:12,080 Shh. 164 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,915 Don't be scared. 165 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,915 It's okay. 166 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:16,293 MAN: 167 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:16,293 Tell me, is there 168 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:16,293 anyone else in the house? 169 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:18,795 MOLLY'S MOM: 170 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:18,795 Just our daughter. 171 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:18,795 She's sleeping. 172 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:24,425 MAN: 173 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:24,425 A raccoon. Yeah, 174 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:24,425 that's your problem, folks. 175 00:06:24,425 --> 00:06:26,720 Go ahead and make sure 176 00:06:24,425 --> 00:06:26,720 those trash can lids 177 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:30,098 are on nice and tight, 178 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:30,098 and we were never here. 179 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,853 MOLLY'S MOM: 180 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,853 We should 181 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,853 go check on Molly. 182 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:37,814 [GASPS] 183 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:37,814 We've gotta 184 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:37,814 get you out of here. 185 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:41,442 [CAR REVS, VROOMS] 186 00:06:41,442 --> 00:06:42,319 Come on. 187 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:44,029 [♪♪♪] 188 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,073 [BABBLES] 189 00:06:50,369 --> 00:06:51,370 [SQUEAKS] 190 00:06:51,370 --> 00:06:52,787 It's okay. 191 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:56,833 [PURRS] 192 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:56,833 I'm your friend. 193 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:56,833 I'm Molly. Go on. 194 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:59,586 Molly. 195 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:01,755 Kabla nakshulin. 196 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:03,924 [CHITTERS] 197 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:07,594 Kabla nakshulin. 198 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:12,557 MAN: 199 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:12,557 Well, Molly, 200 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:12,557 you've scored excellent 201 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:14,726 or above 202 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:14,726 in every area. 203 00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:17,396 Fitness, 204 00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:17,396 deductive reasoning, logic, 205 00:07:17,396 --> 00:07:18,980 weapons training. 206 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:21,316 Just one problem. 207 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:23,026 You didn't check a box. 208 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:28,282 For your preferred division. 209 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:28,282 Everyone has to check a box. 210 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:29,783 Hm. 211 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:34,288 Yeah, I made my own box 212 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:38,458 for the division 213 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:38,458 that has no box. 214 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:43,546 You know, the division 215 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:43,546 where they wear black suits 216 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:46,091 and deal with the guys from... 217 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:47,134 [CLICKS TONGUE] 218 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:50,511 ...up there. 219 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:53,932 You mean, Accounting? 220 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:54,933 No, like... 221 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:56,393 [IMITATES SPACESHIP ENGINE] 222 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,107 Yeah, still... 223 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:03,858 Accounting. 224 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:05,902 [SIREN WAILING, OUTSIDE] 225 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,241 MAN: 226 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,241 That should fix the glitch. 227 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,952 Remember, we care. 228 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,952 You're good to go. 229 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:17,789 And remember, 230 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:17,789 we care. 231 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:17,789 [SNORES] 232 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:20,000 Look for the icon marked 233 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:20,000 advanced extensions. 234 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,626 WOMAN [ON PHONE]: Okay. 235 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,626 Click on it. 236 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,628 WOMAN: 237 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,628 Which icon? 238 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,628 There's a bunch-- 239 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:27,048 Thirteenth icon from the left. 240 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:27,048 WOMAN: Whose left? 241 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:29,468 Your left. 242 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:29,468 WOMAN: Oh, sorry. 243 00:08:29,468 --> 00:08:31,719 I got it now. 244 00:08:29,468 --> 00:08:31,719 Okay, got it? 245 00:08:31,719 --> 00:08:33,472 WOMAN: Yeah, got it. 246 00:08:33,472 --> 00:08:35,140 Are you still there? 247 00:08:33,472 --> 00:08:35,140 [GASPS] 248 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:37,142 Hello? Help. What's going on? 249 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:37,142 Oh, no. 250 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:39,978 Nothing. Let me just run 251 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:39,978 a little diagnostic on my end, 252 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:42,230 and I will be back. 253 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:42,230 No, it won't take long. 254 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:43,690 Not long at all. Okay. 255 00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:48,320 What the f...? 256 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,905 This is perplexing. 257 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,905 Is it? 258 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:52,699 Is it? 259 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,744 A-L-I-E-N-S? 260 00:08:56,744 --> 00:08:58,413 I don't know why 261 00:08:56,744 --> 00:08:58,413 you always insist 262 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:00,374 on whispering 263 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:00,374 and spelling that. 264 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:02,376 Finally decided 265 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:02,376 to show up, huh? 266 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:04,461 [COMPUTER BEEPS] 267 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:06,171 Oh, my God. 268 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:07,755 All I have to do 269 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:07,755 is figure out 270 00:09:07,755 --> 00:09:09,590 trajectory, and I am in. 271 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:11,551 I'm back. Okay, try this. 272 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:11,551 WOMAN: Hi. 273 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,636 Unplug it, plug it back in. 274 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,636 WOMAN: Okay. 275 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:15,805 And remember, we care. 276 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:15,805 WOMAN: Hello? 277 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:19,434 [SIGHS] 278 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:22,937 I have to go. 279 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:26,691 Jimmy's coming back 280 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:26,691 to get the kids. 281 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:27,984 Yes. 282 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:31,488 [♪♪♪] 283 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,950 Okay. Let's see 284 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,950 where you are now. 285 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:38,412 [CLACKS KEYBOARD] 286 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,872 COMPUTER: 287 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,872 Welcome back, 288 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,872 Professor Armitage. 289 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:44,667 [CHIMES] 290 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:47,087 Oh, you tricky one. 291 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,714 I don't think you're 292 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,714 a meteor after all, are you? 293 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:54,386 Nope, I think you are 294 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:54,386 an unauthorized landing. 295 00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:57,514 This is it. 296 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,307 It's all happening. 297 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,477 See you soon, Jimmy. 298 00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:04,687 [♪♪♪] 299 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,115 MOLLY: 300 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,115 Right here, right here. 301 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,200 Right here. 302 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,078 Hey, hey. 303 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,078 Hey. 304 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,913 Please keep 305 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,913 the meter running. 306 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,164 I'll pay you 307 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,164 extra. 308 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:24,291 What? 309 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,878 [PHONE BEEPING] 310 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:34,301 [BEEPING INTENSIFIES] 311 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:35,427 [BEEPING STOPS] 312 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,934 [PIGEONS COOING] 313 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,030 [♪♪♪] 314 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:24,309 [GASPS] 315 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,605 AGENT: 316 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,605 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 317 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,605 Come on, Jimmy. 318 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,565 What are you doing 319 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,565 back on Earth? 320 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,942 Hey, this is--? 321 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,942 This is Earth? 322 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,277 My bad, guys. 323 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,277 Come on. 324 00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:35,736 AGENT: 325 00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:35,736 Tell it to O back at HQ. 326 00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:37,197 ALIEN: 327 00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:37,197 I want to see my kids. 328 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,781 AGENT: 329 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,781 Get this ship out of here. 330 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:41,326 I'll escort our 331 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:41,326 Zamporian friend back. 332 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,460 [PANTING] 333 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:56,049 Don't lose them. 334 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:56,049 DRIVER: What? 335 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,552 I'm on it. 336 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,552 On it. 337 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,552 Go, go, go. Go. 338 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:29,416 MOLLY: 339 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:29,416 Hey, did they bring in 340 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:29,416 that Zamporian yet? 341 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,459 Came in a couple of 342 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,459 minutes ahead of you. 343 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:34,421 The guy tried to sneak in 344 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:34,421 behind a Perseid meteor shower. 345 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,964 Amateur hour. Am I right? 346 00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,508 Right as rain. 347 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:41,720 Rain don't lie. 348 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,353 Sheesh, talk about 349 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,353 amateur hour. 350 00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:52,480 Hey, you gonna 351 00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:52,480 call this in, or what? 352 00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:55,609 [WALKIE-TALKIE CHIRPS] 353 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,151 MAN: 354 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,151 Code Black. 355 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:01,822 [♪♪♪] 356 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,995 FEMALE VOICE [OVER PA]: 357 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,995 Unauthorized visitor. 358 00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:10,248 Lockdown protocol engaged 359 00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:13,000 in three, two, one. 360 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,043 [GASPS] 361 00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:21,134 AGENT O: 362 00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:21,134 All right, who's 363 00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:21,134 she working for? 364 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,801 She claims to be 365 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,801 working alone. 366 00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:24,638 A random civilian 367 00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:24,638 simply waltzes in 368 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,432 off the high street. 369 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,432 I don't think so. 370 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:32,479 Neuralyze her. 371 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:37,984 [WHIRS] 372 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:37,984 No, no, no. Don't. 373 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,236 I know what that thing is. 374 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,236 Please. 375 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,405 AGENT O [ON SPEAKER]: 376 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,405 Hang on. Hang on. 377 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,327 She had 378 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,327 an experience. 379 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,622 It erased my parents' memories, 380 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,622 but it didn't take mine. 381 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:53,832 So my whole life, 382 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:53,832 everyone's called me crazy. 383 00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,460 They said that 384 00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,460 I needed therapy, 385 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,338 which, okay, 386 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,338 admittedly, I did, 387 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,173 but not for this. 388 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,467 Did she really hack 389 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,467 into the Hubble Telescope 390 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:05,178 to look at Andromeda II, 391 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:05,178 and we didn't catch her? 392 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,514 In the old days, 393 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,514 we'd have hired her. 394 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:13,687 It took me 20 years to find you, 395 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:13,687 plus or minus. 396 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,814 How many people 397 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,814 can say that? 398 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:20,151 I found you. 399 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,407 [ELECTRONIC DOOR UNLATCHES] 400 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:32,121 So you found us. 401 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:32,121 You proved you're not crazy. 402 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,207 You win the I'm Not Crazy 403 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,207 badge. Now what? 404 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,626 I want in. 405 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,626 We don't hire. We recruit. 406 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:39,128 Then I'd like 407 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:39,128 to be recruited. 408 00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:42,507 I'm going to need more. 409 00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:45,635 But would you mind giving me 410 00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:45,635 one good reason? 411 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,470 Because I'm smart. 412 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,389 I'm motivated. 413 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,349 I look good in black. 414 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,349 I'm-- 415 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,933 Boring me. 416 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,855 Because I have absolutely 417 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,855 no life whatsoever. 418 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,441 I have nothing. 419 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,441 I have no dog, no cat, 420 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,818 definitely no chill. 421 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,361 I have nothing 422 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,361 that I couldn't 423 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:04,571 happily walk away from, 424 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,614 which makes me 425 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,614 perfect for this job. 426 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,784 Well, you're certainly 427 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,784 suitably tragic. 428 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:12,579 No love? 429 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:12,579 No relationships? 430 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,914 They just distract you from 431 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,914 what's important. 432 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,291 Hm, really? 433 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,291 And what's important? 434 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,336 The truth 435 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,336 of the universe. 436 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,797 I wanna know everything. 437 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,799 I wanna know 438 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,799 how it all works. 439 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,761 You really think 440 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,761 a black suit 441 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,179 is going to solve 442 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,179 all your problems? 443 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:34,434 Mmm... No, 444 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:34,434 but it looks damn good on you. 445 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,976 That's true. 446 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,402 [COMPUTER CHIMING] 447 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,988 [♪♪♪] 448 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,538 AGENT O: 449 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,538 From this moment, 450 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,538 you will conform 451 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:58,416 to the identity we give you. 452 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:02,295 You will dress only 453 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:02,295 in MIB Special Services attire. 454 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,673 You have been trained 455 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,673 in the use 456 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:10,470 of MIB-sanctioned technology, 457 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:10,470 vehicles and weaponry. 458 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,640 Mm-mm. 459 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,476 AGENT O: 460 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,476 You will not stand out 461 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,476 in any way. 462 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:23,524 You are no longer 463 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:23,524 part of the system. 464 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:26,402 You do not exist. 465 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,821 Check, please. 466 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,530 AGENT O: 467 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,530 We are above the system. 468 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,866 Over it, beyond it. 469 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,866 We are them. We are they. 470 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,033 We are 471 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,033 the Men in Black. 472 00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:35,202 The "Men" 473 00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:35,202 in Black? 474 00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:37,079 Don't. 475 00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:37,079 Don't start. 476 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,873 I've had 477 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,873 the conversation. 478 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,875 They didn't seem 479 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,875 to be able to let it go. 480 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,002 It's a process. 481 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,002 Attachment issue, I think. 482 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,755 There's 483 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,755 your first assignment. 484 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,882 Okay. 485 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,882 When do I get my...? 486 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,133 [BUZZES] 487 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,133 It's called a neuralyzer. 488 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:52,094 And you don't just get it, 489 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:52,094 you earn it. 490 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,973 You've been accepted 491 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,973 for a probationary period. 492 00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:57,809 Impress me, and 493 00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:57,809 we'll see about the bzzz. 494 00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,560 Okay. 495 00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,560 Hm. 496 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:03,773 You're a fan of the truth, 497 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:03,773 aren't you, Agent M? 498 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,692 I like it. 499 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,692 Mm. 500 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,694 I think we may have 501 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,694 a problem in London. 502 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,362 [♪♪♪] 503 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,405 [BIG BEN CHIMES] 504 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,995 [COUGHING] 505 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,206 Wow, that is smooth. 506 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,833 Let's keep them coming, 507 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,833 shall we? 508 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,083 Another 509 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,083 round. 510 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,544 Ah! 511 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,421 So can I just say how much 512 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,421 I'm liking this place? 513 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,382 It's formal, 514 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,382 but not too stuffy. 515 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,801 Classic, but still 516 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,801 kind of stylish. 517 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:35,095 Makes it a very Eyes Wide Shut 518 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:35,095 kind of vibe. 519 00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:36,597 I'm kidding. 520 00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:37,849 Sort of. 521 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,352 [ROARS, HISSES] 522 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:42,812 [GASPS] 523 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:42,812 Hoo, hoo! 524 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,355 Or is it 525 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,355 mostly just 526 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,065 the lethal high-stakes 527 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,065 gambling? 528 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,650 Thank you very much. 529 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:50,403 Would you look at that? 530 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:50,403 Straight to the ace, gentlemen. 531 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,445 That's me again. 532 00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,950 Let's talk business, 533 00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,950 shall we? 534 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,161 I can move this stuff. 535 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,830 Who do I speak with 536 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,830 about getting 537 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,623 a lot more of it? 538 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,623 Because I'm in. 539 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:03,708 You're not. 540 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,419 You see, I have 541 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,419 a very strict 542 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,629 "no Men in Black" 543 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,629 policy. 544 00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,381 [COUGHS] 545 00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,381 Oh, God. 546 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:11,716 I don't blame you. 547 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:14,010 Who'd want those assholes 548 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:14,010 coming in here? 549 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,888 Men in Black. The Morons 550 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,888 in Black, if you ask me. 551 00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,639 What a bunch of dicks. 552 00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,639 Am I right? 553 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,809 All it takes is one bad apple 554 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,809 to spoil any environment-- 555 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,143 [GRUNTS] 556 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,480 [GRUNTS] 557 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,899 Stop it, guys. 558 00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:28,983 [ALL GRUNTING] 559 00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:31,778 [HISSES] 560 00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,199 [WAILING] 561 00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,249 [GRUNTS] 562 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:49,879 I am MIB, 563 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:49,879 you Cerulian scum. 564 00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:53,967 And FYI, your little 565 00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:53,967 club here sucks. 566 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:56,094 You're gonna give me 567 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:56,094 everything. 568 00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:58,679 Suppliers, sellers, 569 00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:58,679 your whole network. 570 00:18:58,679 --> 00:18:59,764 [GASPS] 571 00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:01,808 [HISSING] 572 00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:01,808 [GRUNTING] 573 00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:05,352 [CHUCKLES] 574 00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:06,520 Your luck run out. 575 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,397 You're already 576 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,397 dead. 577 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,397 [GRUNTS] 578 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,024 [CONTINUES HISSING] 579 00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,861 Only one person here 580 00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,861 has the antidote. 581 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,488 [GROANING] 582 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,488 Emily, sweetheart. 583 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:18,866 [COUGHS] 584 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,494 [GRUNTS, GROANING] 585 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:28,626 Please, I'll-- I'll give you 586 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:28,626 whatever you want. 587 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,338 Please. 588 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,338 Anything you want. 589 00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:35,174 Anything I want? 590 00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:39,804 [GASPS] 591 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,935 [SNORES] 592 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,362 [SUCTION CUPS POP, 593 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,362 FLESH SQUELCHES] 594 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,574 [♪♪♪] 595 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:22,055 FEMALE VOICE [ON PA]: 596 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:22,055 The express train 597 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:22,055 to London has arrived. 598 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:26,017 With continuing service 599 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:26,017 to Paris, Stockholm, 600 00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:28,644 Milan, Rome, Madrid. 601 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,272 Caught him 602 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,272 in the locker room. 603 00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,483 I knew that kid 604 00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,483 was neuralyzing himself. 605 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,111 I told him, "Do that too much, 606 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,111 and you'll go blind." 607 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:38,738 [LAUGHS] 608 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:38,738 Right? 609 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,280 ALIEN 1: 610 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,280 Who could go for a nosh? 611 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,700 ALIEN 2: 612 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,700 I'd like a nice 613 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,700 pastrami sandwich. 614 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:45,661 With lots of melted cheese. 615 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:45,661 [SIGHS] 616 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:48,455 [ALIEN GRUNTS] 617 00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:50,332 [WHIMPERING] 618 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,210 [♪♪♪] 619 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,095 [METAL RATTLES] 620 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,368 [ENGINE THUNDERS] 621 00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,246 [GASPS] 622 00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:49,475 WOMAN [OVER PA]: 623 00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:49,475 Now arriving, 624 00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:49,475 express train from New York. 625 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:53,604 Last call for Flight 2112 626 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:53,604 to the Cat's Eye Nebula. 627 00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,773 [COUGHING, CONVERSING 628 00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,773 INDISTINCTLY] 629 00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:58,317 [RATTLES] 630 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,528 [MURMURS 631 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,528 INDISTINCTLY] 632 00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:03,614 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 633 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,118 FEMALE VOICE: 634 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,118 Welcome, Agent M. 635 00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:10,288 Please report 636 00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:10,288 to New Agent Orientation. 637 00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,373 [ELECTRONIC DISPLAY 638 00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,373 CHIMES] 639 00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:21,924 [CHIMES] 640 00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:24,426 FEMALE VOICE: 641 00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:24,426 Access granted, Agent M. 642 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:30,850 [INDISTINCT CHATTER, 643 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:30,850 VOCALIZING] 644 00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:37,606 WOMAN [OVER PA]: 645 00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:37,606 ...every hour from Gate 12. 646 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,368 ALIEN: 647 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,368 Excuse me, ma'am. 648 00:22:56,917 --> 00:23:00,254 It's never 649 00:22:56,917 --> 00:23:00,254 who you think it is. 650 00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:02,298 Oh, no. 651 00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:02,298 That one makes sense. 652 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,552 So you're the one 653 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,552 who found us. 654 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,513 Yes, I am. 655 00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:11,974 I'm T. High T. 656 00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:13,559 Oh, yeah. 657 00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:13,559 You're-- 658 00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,728 I run this 659 00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,728 little circus. 660 00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,728 Yeah. 661 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,104 Welcome, M. 662 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,814 It's nice 663 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,814 to meet you, sir. 664 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:22,442 O told me to expect 665 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:22,442 some great things. 666 00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:25,445 And great things 667 00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:25,445 shall you get. 668 00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:25,445 Good. 669 00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:26,739 Right through there. 670 00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:31,827 [CHITTERING] 671 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:36,082 Hi, you. 672 00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:38,292 MAN: 673 00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:38,292 Wait, wait, wait! 674 00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:38,292 Don't touch him! 675 00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:40,378 Oh, God. 676 00:23:40,378 --> 00:23:42,046 [GROANING] 677 00:23:40,378 --> 00:23:42,046 [BALLS SQUEAKING] 678 00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:44,590 AGENT 1: I got him, I got him. 679 00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:44,590 AGENT 2: You guys... 680 00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:46,175 AGENT 3: 681 00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:46,175 I got him. I got him. 682 00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:56,476 [♪♪♪] 683 00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:11,617 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 684 00:24:24,255 --> 00:24:26,299 [HUMMING ALONG TO MUSIC] 685 00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:33,847 [MUSIC STOPS] 686 00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:33,847 [PLAYING STATIC] 687 00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:36,434 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] 688 00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:40,729 [FAN CREAKS] 689 00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:47,653 MAN [IN FRENCH]: 690 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:49,947 [MOP CLANGS] 691 00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:52,199 [IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 692 00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:57,871 [MUTTERING IN 693 00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:57,871 FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 694 00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:07,547 [HINGE CLICKS, CREAKS] 695 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,635 [IN ENGLISH] 696 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,635 Change it, change it. 697 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:15,097 [ELECTRICITY BUZZES] 698 00:25:16,514 --> 00:25:18,725 [♪♪♪] 699 00:25:21,354 --> 00:25:22,855 [ELECTRICITY BUZZES SHARPLY] 700 00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:27,318 All right, buddy. 701 00:25:28,526 --> 00:25:30,696 All right. Drink this. 702 00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:32,490 [CIRCUIT BUZZES] 703 00:25:36,534 --> 00:25:38,078 [ALIENS SCREECH INDISTINCTLY] 704 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:41,707 [GASPING] 705 00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:43,917 [♪♪♪] 706 00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:48,005 [THUDS] 707 00:25:55,513 --> 00:25:57,681 [ELECTRICITY BUZZING, 708 00:25:55,513 --> 00:25:57,681 CRACKLING] 709 00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:27,253 Oh, careful. 710 00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:27,253 You break it, you buy it. 711 00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:34,218 Keep it. Keep it. 712 00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:35,302 On me. 713 00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:37,679 We need to see 714 00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:37,679 the queen. 715 00:26:38,638 --> 00:26:39,723 Yes. 716 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:48,107 [ALIENS CHATTERING 717 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:48,107 INDISTINCTLY] 718 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,984 [ALIEN WOLF-WHISTLES] 719 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,984 Uh-oh. 720 00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:52,903 You have 721 00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:52,903 visitors. 722 00:26:52,903 --> 00:26:55,114 [♪♪♪] 723 00:26:59,826 --> 00:27:02,704 State your business 724 00:26:59,826 --> 00:27:02,704 with the queen. 725 00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,290 We need someone 726 00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,290 to die. 727 00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:15,217 As clearly stated in Section 6C 728 00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:15,217 of the Treaty of Andromeda II, 729 00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:16,676 we do not kill Jababians 730 00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:19,221 nor participate 731 00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:19,221 in the murder thereof. 732 00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:21,307 This is nonnegotiable. 733 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:26,395 Well, it's slightly 734 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:26,395 negotiable. 735 00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:27,687 [TIRES SCREECH] 736 00:27:27,687 --> 00:27:29,565 [ENGINE HUMMING] 737 00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:31,442 [♪♪♪] 738 00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:34,861 ♪ Any sign, every word 739 00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:34,861 Comin' out of your mouth ♪ 740 00:27:34,861 --> 00:27:37,030 ♪ You ain't got 741 00:27:34,861 --> 00:27:37,030 A little information ♪ 742 00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:38,865 [TIRES SCREECH] 743 00:27:40,867 --> 00:27:41,952 Oy! 744 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:45,247 Morning. 745 00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:48,250 I'm in the market 746 00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:48,250 for a useless, old, 747 00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:50,210 broken-down machine. 748 00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:50,210 What do you got? 749 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:52,379 You're not gonna 750 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:52,379 get a rise out of me, H. 751 00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:54,340 It's the Imperial 752 00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:54,340 with the red tab. 753 00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:56,091 Do try to keep up. 754 00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:57,134 [DINGS] 755 00:27:57,134 --> 00:27:58,218 Thank you, Charlie. 756 00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:08,937 That's the old 757 00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:08,937 portal depot. 758 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:11,731 Site of the First 759 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:11,731 Great Alien Migration. 760 00:28:11,731 --> 00:28:14,276 AGENT M: 761 00:28:11,731 --> 00:28:14,276 Wait, so Eiffel 762 00:28:11,731 --> 00:28:14,276 was an MIB agent? 763 00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:15,611 One of 764 00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:15,611 the first. 765 00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:17,695 He helped so many 766 00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:17,695 intergalactic refugees 767 00:28:17,695 --> 00:28:19,532 seeking protection 768 00:28:17,695 --> 00:28:19,532 here on Earth. 769 00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:21,699 If you look closely, 770 00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:21,699 you can see my grandma 771 00:28:21,699 --> 00:28:23,327 and my grandpa 772 00:28:21,699 --> 00:28:23,327 in that picture. 773 00:28:23,327 --> 00:28:24,702 So beautiful. 774 00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:27,956 WOMAN: Here you are, dear. 775 00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:27,956 Thank you. 776 00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:31,669 [♪♪♪] 777 00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:46,933 [IN SLOW MOTION] 778 00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:46,933 What's up 779 00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:46,933 with that guy? 780 00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:59,154 [IN SLOW MOTION] 781 00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:59,154 Nerlene! 782 00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:00,822 NERLENE [AT NORMAL SPEED]: 783 00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:00,822 Sorry. 784 00:29:00,822 --> 00:29:02,741 He's just 785 00:29:00,822 --> 00:29:02,741 so yummy. 786 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:05,118 Who is he? 787 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:05,118 H. 788 00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:07,079 Only the best agent 789 00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:07,079 in the building. 790 00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:09,456 He saved the world once 791 00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:09,456 with nothing but his wits 792 00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:11,875 and a Series-7 793 00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:11,875 De-Atomizer. 794 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:14,336 He saved 795 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:14,336 the world? 796 00:29:14,336 --> 00:29:15,588 From what? 797 00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:18,048 The Hive. 798 00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:19,592 The Hive. 799 00:29:19,592 --> 00:29:21,885 Hey, Guy, 800 00:29:19,592 --> 00:29:21,885 do me a favor. 801 00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:24,054 Handle my calls. 802 00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:24,054 Oh, love to. 803 00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:26,265 Where are you 804 00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:26,265 going? 805 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:27,641 To do some homework. 806 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:34,064 AGENT HIGH T: 807 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:34,064 An awful, terrible incident 808 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:34,064 in Marrakesh. 809 00:29:34,064 --> 00:29:36,775 The North Africa office 810 00:29:34,064 --> 00:29:36,775 is investigating. 811 00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:38,444 And in 812 00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:38,444 other business, 813 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:41,614 H has decided to grace us 814 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:41,614 with his presence after all. 815 00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:44,283 Apologies, sir. I was working 816 00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:44,283 late. Morning, everyone. 817 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:46,368 So was I. Cleaning 818 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:46,368 your mess. Thank you. 819 00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:49,246 You should've seen the mess 820 00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:49,246 I was cleaning up this morning. 821 00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:51,540 AGENT C: 822 00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:51,540 It was a totally 823 00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:51,540 unsanctioned op, sir, 824 00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:54,585 requiring two containment units 825 00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:54,585 and a full neuralyzer squad. 826 00:29:54,585 --> 00:29:57,212 I prefer to look at this 827 00:29:54,585 --> 00:29:57,212 from a macro point of view, 828 00:29:57,212 --> 00:29:58,922 not get bogged 829 00:29:57,212 --> 00:29:58,922 in the details. 830 00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:01,467 The bad guy's dead, 831 00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:01,467 so, you know. 832 00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:04,219 Take a seat, please. 833 00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:04,219 One last item. 834 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:07,389 A member of the 835 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:07,389 Jababian royal family 836 00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:10,517 has a layover on his way 837 00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:10,517 to Centaurus A. 838 00:30:10,517 --> 00:30:12,144 Vungus the Ugly. 839 00:30:10,517 --> 00:30:12,144 [MOUTHING WORDS] 840 00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:13,646 Inherited the title. 841 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:17,232 Believe it or not, 842 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:17,232 Vungus here 843 00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:18,692 is the looker 844 00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:18,692 in the crowd. 845 00:30:18,692 --> 00:30:20,277 Holograms always add 846 00:30:18,692 --> 00:30:20,277 10 pounds. 847 00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:22,446 AGENT HIGH T: 848 00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:22,446 Jababian society doesn't allow 849 00:30:22,446 --> 00:30:25,198 for certain 850 00:30:22,446 --> 00:30:25,198 indiscretions. 851 00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:28,452 In short, he wants 852 00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:28,452 to be shown a good time. 853 00:30:28,452 --> 00:30:32,205 We could say no, 854 00:30:28,452 --> 00:30:32,205 but Jababian mining vessels 855 00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:34,333 would grind us 856 00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:34,333 into galactic dust. 857 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:37,169 Some irony there, sir, if you 858 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:37,169 think that we used to, uh, 859 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:39,296 protect Earth 860 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:39,296 from the scum of the universe. 861 00:30:39,296 --> 00:30:41,089 Now it seems 862 00:30:39,296 --> 00:30:41,089 we're protecting scum. 863 00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:43,717 Actually, that's why it would 864 00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:43,717 be right up your street. 865 00:30:43,717 --> 00:30:45,385 Your cup of tea, H. 866 00:30:43,717 --> 00:30:45,385 [CHUCKLES] 867 00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:47,721 I know Vungus. 868 00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:47,721 He doesn't really drink tea. 869 00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:49,097 He prefers vodka, 870 00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:49,097 tequila, 871 00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:50,974 hand sanitizer, 872 00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:50,974 sometimes all at once. 873 00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:52,976 Once, we woke up 874 00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:52,976 handcuffed to a horse-- 875 00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,436 What, H? 876 00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,436 Pipe down. 877 00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:56,480 Sorry. 878 00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:56,480 Sincere apologies. 879 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,023 You will be 880 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,023 his chaperone. 881 00:30:58,023 --> 00:31:00,233 In fact, he specifically 882 00:30:58,023 --> 00:31:00,233 asked for you. 883 00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:02,402 Okay. Absolutely, 884 00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:02,402 hopefully we don't end up 885 00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:04,070 handcuffed to 886 00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:04,070 a horse again, heh. 887 00:31:04,070 --> 00:31:05,238 AGENT HIGH T: 888 00:31:04,070 --> 00:31:05,238 Please. 889 00:31:05,238 --> 00:31:06,782 I'll have him home 890 00:31:05,238 --> 00:31:06,782 by midnight. 891 00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:08,450 Good boy. 892 00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:08,450 If you will. 893 00:31:09,451 --> 00:31:10,703 "Good boy. 894 00:31:09,451 --> 00:31:10,703 If you will." 895 00:31:10,703 --> 00:31:12,120 "Good man," 896 00:31:10,703 --> 00:31:12,120 I think he said. 897 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,580 Keep Daddy 898 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,580 happy, yeah? 899 00:31:13,580 --> 00:31:14,665 We're like this. 900 00:31:14,665 --> 00:31:16,124 You look 901 00:31:14,665 --> 00:31:16,124 after Papi so well. 902 00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:17,543 You're so jealous, 903 00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:17,543 aren't you? 904 00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:18,836 Papi's 905 00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:18,836 little fancy boy. 906 00:31:18,836 --> 00:31:20,295 You wish 907 00:31:18,836 --> 00:31:20,295 you had a papi. 908 00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:24,174 AGENT: 909 00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:24,174 ...They came in 910 00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:24,174 on transportation... 911 00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:26,051 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 912 00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:31,765 [SNORING] 913 00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:33,058 Uh, ahem. 914 00:31:34,685 --> 00:31:35,769 Hello. 915 00:31:37,771 --> 00:31:38,689 [THUDS] 916 00:31:38,689 --> 00:31:39,857 [GASPS] 917 00:31:38,689 --> 00:31:39,857 Whoo! Oops. 918 00:31:40,940 --> 00:31:43,151 Sorry. 919 00:31:40,940 --> 00:31:43,151 Ahem. Hi. 920 00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:45,237 Hey. Nope, I'm awake. 921 00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:45,237 It's all right. 922 00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:47,947 Just catching up 923 00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:47,947 on my daily meditation. 924 00:31:47,947 --> 00:31:49,700 I have been meaning 925 00:31:47,947 --> 00:31:49,700 to try that. 926 00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:51,451 I read that it 927 00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:51,451 dramatically improves 928 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:52,994 mitochondrial energy 929 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:52,994 production. 930 00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:55,038 Yep, yep. 931 00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:55,038 No, it absolutely does. 932 00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:57,332 My mitochondrial energy's 933 00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:57,332 through the roof. 934 00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:01,378 Um... Have we 935 00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:01,378 met before? 936 00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:01,378 No. Agent M. 937 00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:03,171 I heard you were 938 00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:03,171 on the Vungus meet, 939 00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:04,798 and I wanted 940 00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:04,798 to offer assistance. 941 00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:06,633 I'm a bit of 942 00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:06,633 a Jababian wonk. 943 00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:10,512 Language, culture, 944 00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:10,512 politics, fashion. 945 00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:13,181 Anyways, I compiled 946 00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:13,181 a dossier for you to read. 947 00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:16,309 Oh, a dossier. I love 948 00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:16,309 a good dossier. 949 00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:18,353 The thing is-- 950 00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:18,353 Ask around. 951 00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:20,814 I work alone. 952 00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:20,814 Ask anyone around here. 953 00:32:20,814 --> 00:32:23,525 Did you know that Jababians 954 00:32:20,814 --> 00:32:23,525 are claircognizant empaths, 955 00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:25,360 which means 956 00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:25,360 they can read your mind? 957 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,820 And your cards. 958 00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:29,656 Well, they do have 959 00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:29,656 a tell. 960 00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:29,656 What's that? 961 00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:32,451 Subdermal spots on 962 00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:32,451 the underside of their arms 963 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,119 change color. 964 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,119 Mm, 965 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,119 good to know. 966 00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:36,622 Thank you for your offer. 967 00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:36,622 I'm good. 968 00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:38,540 Okay. Message 969 00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:38,540 understood. 970 00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:40,500 I will leave you 971 00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:40,500 to your... 972 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:41,543 meditation. 973 00:32:41,543 --> 00:32:42,628 Thank you. 974 00:32:45,046 --> 00:32:46,214 Oh. 975 00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:48,258 Do you know 976 00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:48,258 what your tell is? 977 00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:50,594 You snore 978 00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:50,594 when you meditate. 979 00:32:57,434 --> 00:33:00,520 Actually, on second thought, 980 00:32:57,434 --> 00:33:00,520 maybe I could use some backup. 981 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,651 [♪♪♪] 982 00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:19,873 [CHATTERING 983 00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:19,873 INDISTINCTLY] 984 00:33:23,293 --> 00:33:25,712 [ENGINE REVS] 985 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:32,093 I was thinking, for the op, 986 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:32,093 I can take the perimeter, 987 00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:34,930 and you make the approach 988 00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:34,930 to Vungus. 989 00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:34,930 Yes, good. 990 00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:38,433 Okay. 991 00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:38,433 The thing is, with 992 00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:38,433 this particular club. 993 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:40,602 everybody just wants 994 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:40,602 to do their own thing. 995 00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:43,605 Aliens wanna look like humans, 996 00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:43,605 humans wanna look like aliens, 997 00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:45,357 so we may need 998 00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:45,357 to loosen up a bit. 999 00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:48,568 Maybe we lose 1000 00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:48,568 the tie first, yeah? 1001 00:33:48,568 --> 00:33:52,489 Pop a couple of buttons 1002 00:33:48,568 --> 00:33:52,489 and not look so stiff. 1003 00:33:52,489 --> 00:33:54,616 We don't want to advertise 1004 00:33:52,489 --> 00:33:54,616 our profession, 1005 00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:56,242 if you know 1006 00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:56,242 what I mean. 1007 00:33:56,242 --> 00:33:58,704 [IN SILLY VOICE] 1008 00:33:56,242 --> 00:33:58,704 "Men in Black. 1009 00:33:56,242 --> 00:33:58,704 Aliens, get down!" 1010 00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:00,706 I get it. 1011 00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:00,706 [NORMAL VOICE] Don't do that. 1012 00:34:00,706 --> 00:34:03,709 Yeah? Good. Great. Perfect. 1013 00:34:00,706 --> 00:34:03,709 How about me? How do I look? 1014 00:34:05,502 --> 00:34:07,086 I would just, uh. 1015 00:34:07,086 --> 00:34:08,380 Do you mind if I...? 1016 00:34:07,086 --> 00:34:08,380 What? 1017 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:09,589 Coming in. 1018 00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:11,508 It's a fine line 1019 00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:11,508 between club casual 1020 00:34:11,508 --> 00:34:13,218 and the saddest man 1021 00:34:11,508 --> 00:34:13,218 on Earth. 1022 00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:14,427 Thank you. 1023 00:34:14,427 --> 00:34:16,429 Mm-hm. 1024 00:34:14,427 --> 00:34:16,429 Yeah. 1025 00:34:14,427 --> 00:34:16,429 Shall we? 1026 00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:18,223 I thought 1027 00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:18,223 that we were here. 1028 00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:19,892 We are. 1029 00:34:19,892 --> 00:34:21,643 Entrance 1030 00:34:19,892 --> 00:34:21,643 for special guests. 1031 00:34:21,643 --> 00:34:23,395 [ENGINE TURNS OVER] 1032 00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:27,482 Step on it, 1033 00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:27,482 would you, Freddie? 1034 00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:28,859 You got it, H. 1035 00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:30,694 [ENGINE REVS] 1036 00:34:30,694 --> 00:34:31,778 [GASPS] 1037 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:34,823 [GASPS] 1038 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:34,823 Hm. 1039 00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:38,827 [GASPS] 1040 00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:38,827 Yeah, okay. 1041 00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:38,827 Wasn't expecting that. 1042 00:34:38,827 --> 00:34:42,163 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 1043 00:34:38,827 --> 00:34:42,163 [PEOPLE CONVERSING INDISTINCTLY] 1044 00:34:57,512 --> 00:34:59,514 The Vungus among us! 1045 00:34:59,514 --> 00:35:02,559 H-Bomb! 1046 00:35:02,559 --> 00:35:04,394 V-Go! V-Go! 1047 00:35:02,559 --> 00:35:04,394 Yeah, yeah! 1048 00:35:04,394 --> 00:35:05,938 Yeah! 1049 00:35:04,394 --> 00:35:05,938 Woo! 1050 00:35:05,938 --> 00:35:08,065 Look at you. 1051 00:35:05,938 --> 00:35:08,065 You've lost weight. 1052 00:35:08,065 --> 00:35:09,775 What have you done 1053 00:35:08,065 --> 00:35:09,775 to your hair? 1054 00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:11,276 You changed it. 1055 00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:11,276 Looks fantastic. 1056 00:35:11,276 --> 00:35:13,319 Oh, I... 1057 00:35:11,276 --> 00:35:13,319 AGENT H: I barely recognize you. 1058 00:35:13,319 --> 00:35:16,489 Sorry. M, this 1059 00:35:13,319 --> 00:35:16,489 is Vungus. Vungus, M. 1060 00:35:16,489 --> 00:35:19,034 Hello, M. 1061 00:35:19,034 --> 00:35:20,786 Muah. 1062 00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:22,662 So nice 1063 00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:22,662 to meet you. 1064 00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:24,247 I've heard 1065 00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:24,247 a lot about you. 1066 00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:25,707 Highly redacted, 1067 00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:25,707 of course. 1068 00:35:25,707 --> 00:35:28,376 [GRUNTS, THEN SPEAKS 1069 00:35:25,707 --> 00:35:28,376 IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 1070 00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:30,879 [CONTINUES SPEAKING 1071 00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:30,879 IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 1072 00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:38,303 AGENT H: 1073 00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:38,303 Such a charmer. He says... 1074 00:35:38,303 --> 00:35:40,263 he thinks 1075 00:35:38,303 --> 00:35:40,263 you're hot. 1076 00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:41,598 He thinks I'm what? 1077 00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:41,598 Sorry? 1078 00:35:41,598 --> 00:35:43,266 AGENT H: 1079 00:35:41,598 --> 00:35:43,266 It's a rough translation. 1080 00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:45,226 Probably works better 1081 00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:45,226 on Ja-- Jababia, 1082 00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:48,354 but you know that, 1083 00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:48,354 since you speak fluent Jababian. 1084 00:35:48,354 --> 00:35:50,023 Oh. 1085 00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:53,276 Of course. I was just trying 1086 00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:53,276 to find the words to articulate 1087 00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:55,988 how incredibly eye-catching 1088 00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:55,988 you yourself are. 1089 00:35:55,988 --> 00:35:57,948 AGENT H: 1090 00:35:55,988 --> 00:35:57,948 Well, that he is. 1091 00:35:57,948 --> 00:36:00,033 M knows everything 1092 00:35:57,948 --> 00:36:00,033 about Jababia. 1093 00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:02,535 I wouldn't say "everything." 1094 00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:02,535 Always more to learn. 1095 00:36:02,535 --> 00:36:03,912 It's like 1096 00:36:02,535 --> 00:36:03,912 a fetish. 1097 00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:05,956 Hah, okay, that implies 1098 00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:05,956 something sexual. 1099 00:36:05,956 --> 00:36:07,248 It's definitely not. 1100 00:36:05,956 --> 00:36:07,248 It is. 1101 00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:08,875 It's always, 1102 00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:08,875 "Oh, Jababia this, 1103 00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:10,836 Jababia that, Jababia, 1104 00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:10,836 Jababia, Jababia!" 1105 00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:12,253 Yeah, baby! 1106 00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:12,253 [IMITATES WHIP] 1107 00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:14,047 AGENT H: 1108 00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:14,047 I knew you would hit it off. 1109 00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:15,924 Have a dance, okay? 1110 00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:15,924 M loves to dance. 1111 00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:18,051 She's a wonderful dancer. 1112 00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:18,051 I'll get drinks. 1113 00:36:18,051 --> 00:36:19,886 You're still 1114 00:36:18,051 --> 00:36:19,886 a vodka cranberry guy? 1115 00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:21,262 You know it. 1116 00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:22,347 Okay. Okay. 1117 00:36:23,431 --> 00:36:24,891 M, please. 1118 00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:27,352 Come, sit next 1119 00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:27,352 to Vungus. 1120 00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:29,270 I promise, I don't bite. 1121 00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:31,314 Okay, just give me 1122 00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:31,314 one sec. 1123 00:36:31,314 --> 00:36:33,066 Four 1124 00:36:31,314 --> 00:36:33,066 vodka cranberries. 1125 00:36:33,066 --> 00:36:34,693 It's all right. 1126 00:36:33,066 --> 00:36:34,693 I'll get this one. 1127 00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:36,153 Put it on 1128 00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:36,153 the company card. 1129 00:36:36,153 --> 00:36:37,612 Little tip, 1130 00:36:36,153 --> 00:36:37,612 expense everything. 1131 00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:39,238 Hey, quick question, 1132 00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:39,238 no big deal. 1133 00:36:39,238 --> 00:36:41,574 Are you pimping me out 1134 00:36:39,238 --> 00:36:41,574 to Vungus? 1135 00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:43,035 What? No. 1136 00:36:43,035 --> 00:36:45,704 What the hell would give you 1137 00:36:43,035 --> 00:36:45,704 that...impression? 1138 00:36:45,704 --> 00:36:48,040 [GRUNTS] 1139 00:36:45,704 --> 00:36:48,040 Hello. Ha-ha-ha! 1140 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,750 Oh, I don't know. That? 1141 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,750 Oh, ahem. 1142 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,169 Better not look at that. 1143 00:36:52,169 --> 00:36:54,129 Hey, if you wanna use me 1144 00:36:52,169 --> 00:36:54,129 as alien bait, 1145 00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:55,505 just let me know next time. 1146 00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:56,798 I don't like to be lied to. 1147 00:36:56,798 --> 00:36:58,758 What, like pretending 1148 00:36:56,798 --> 00:36:58,758 to be an expert 1149 00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:00,468 in something you're not? 1150 00:37:00,468 --> 00:37:02,261 We're in 1151 00:37:00,468 --> 00:37:02,261 the lying business. 1152 00:37:02,261 --> 00:37:04,848 Are we? 1153 00:37:02,261 --> 00:37:04,848 Jababians are prickly. 1154 00:37:04,848 --> 00:37:06,265 We want them to be happy. 1155 00:37:06,265 --> 00:37:08,643 So they don't destroy our planet 1156 00:37:06,265 --> 00:37:08,643 and everything. 1157 00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:09,936 That is the mission. 1158 00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:11,312 If you're not 1159 00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:11,312 down with-- 1160 00:37:11,312 --> 00:37:12,689 I'm down 1161 00:37:11,312 --> 00:37:12,689 with the mission, 1162 00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:14,858 but I'm not fornicating 1163 00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:14,858 with the Jababian. 1164 00:37:14,858 --> 00:37:16,568 That's not what 1165 00:37:14,858 --> 00:37:16,568 I asked you to do. 1166 00:37:17,694 --> 00:37:19,196 [CHUCKLES] 1167 00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:23,282 [DIDDY'S "DIDDY ROCK" 1168 00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:23,282 PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 1169 00:37:23,282 --> 00:37:26,619 ♪ Where nobody can reach us ♪ 1170 00:37:26,619 --> 00:37:28,705 ♪ There's no need 1171 00:37:26,619 --> 00:37:28,705 To take your phone ♪ 1172 00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:31,332 So how long 1173 00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:31,332 you here for, buddy? 1174 00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:33,001 Vungus go home tomorrow. 1175 00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:34,502 AGENT H: 1176 00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:34,502 Tomorrow? 1177 00:37:34,502 --> 00:37:36,671 We better make it 1178 00:37:34,502 --> 00:37:36,671 a good one, huh? 1179 00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:41,342 I came to talk, H. 1180 00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:41,342 We need to speak. 1181 00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:43,302 Talky, shmalky. 1182 00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:43,302 I want to see you dance. 1183 00:37:43,302 --> 00:37:46,139 Come on. Come on, I know, 1184 00:37:43,302 --> 00:37:46,139 I know this is your jam. 1185 00:37:46,139 --> 00:37:47,599 Get out here. M, come on. 1186 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:51,061 Oh, no, I'm just gonna... 1187 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:51,061 I like to butt-dance. 1188 00:37:51,061 --> 00:37:53,021 ♪ Dimes wall to wall 1189 00:37:51,061 --> 00:37:53,021 in the VIP ♪ 1190 00:37:53,021 --> 00:37:55,314 ♪ The age don't mean a thing 1191 00:37:53,021 --> 00:37:55,314 I ain't Chi Ali ♪ 1192 00:37:55,314 --> 00:37:57,275 ♪ I bring them out 1193 00:37:55,314 --> 00:37:57,275 With no ID ♪ 1194 00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:59,778 ♪ Them boys they bring 1195 00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:59,778 Them out like I'm T.I.P. ♪ 1196 00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:01,154 ♪ Come here, girl ♪ 1197 00:38:01,154 --> 00:38:04,657 ♪ Let me creep in your world ♪ 1198 00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:06,826 ♪ Let me take you 1199 00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:06,826 Indonesia ♪ 1200 00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:09,162 Hey, I need to talk 1201 00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:09,162 to you about something. 1202 00:38:09,162 --> 00:38:10,872 If it's about 1203 00:38:09,162 --> 00:38:10,872 that night in Beirut, 1204 00:38:10,872 --> 00:38:12,791 I deleted the photos. 1205 00:38:10,872 --> 00:38:12,791 Promise. 1206 00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:15,418 No, not Beirut. 1207 00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:15,418 Just... 1208 00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:20,090 ♪ Let me creep in your world ♪ 1209 00:38:20,090 --> 00:38:22,092 [CHEERING] 1210 00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:29,849 ♪ I don't give a f--- 1211 00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:29,849 What it cost ♪ 1212 00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:31,851 ♪ I floss big whips 1213 00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:31,851 I floss big chains ♪ 1214 00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:34,229 ♪ I talk big-ish 1215 00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:34,229 'Cause I'm got big thangs ♪ 1216 00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:35,521 H? 1217 00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:35,521 Yeah? 1218 00:38:35,521 --> 00:38:37,107 Twelve o'clock. 1219 00:38:35,521 --> 00:38:37,107 You're damn right 1220 00:38:37,107 --> 00:38:39,317 it is. Night is young. 1221 00:38:37,107 --> 00:38:39,317 Whoo-hoo! 1222 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,610 Listen to me, H. 1223 00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:42,361 This is serious. 1224 00:38:42,361 --> 00:38:44,948 You're the only one 1225 00:38:42,361 --> 00:38:44,948 that Vungus can trust. 1226 00:38:44,948 --> 00:38:46,407 Well, feeling's mutual. 1227 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:48,785 ♪ I see 'em looking at me 1228 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:48,785 Like what's up ♪ 1229 00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:54,373 ♪ Let me creep in your world ♪ 1230 00:38:54,373 --> 00:38:55,750 What happened to you? 1231 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,669 Nothing. 1232 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,669 What happened to you? 1233 00:38:57,669 --> 00:38:59,171 Why are you so 1234 00:38:57,669 --> 00:38:59,171 serious? 1235 00:38:59,171 --> 00:39:00,922 Relax. Ow! Yeah. 1236 00:38:59,171 --> 00:39:00,922 H. 1237 00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:08,305 ♪ Let me take you 1238 00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:08,305 To Indonesia ♪ 1239 00:39:08,305 --> 00:39:11,599 ♪ Where nobody can reach us ♪ 1240 00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:20,275 [LIGHT RATTLING, HISSING] 1241 00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:21,484 [GASPS] 1242 00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:24,029 [GROANING] 1243 00:39:25,989 --> 00:39:27,490 You all right, buddy? 1244 00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:29,367 What's wrong? 1245 00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:29,367 You don't look so good. 1246 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:32,411 You okay? 1247 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:32,411 Vungus not feel so good. 1248 00:39:32,411 --> 00:39:34,831 AGENT H: 1249 00:39:32,411 --> 00:39:34,831 Vodka cranberry 1250 00:39:32,411 --> 00:39:34,831 sure pack a punch. 1251 00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:38,543 Let's get his car 1252 00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:38,543 and get him out of here. 1253 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:39,878 Yeah. Yup. 1254 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:39,878 All right. 1255 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:42,922 AGENT H: 1256 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:42,922 Okay. Get you 1257 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:42,922 off to bed. 1258 00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:45,300 Let's get you in here. 1259 00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:45,300 All right. 1260 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:47,302 There you are, buddy. 1261 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:47,302 In you go. 1262 00:39:47,302 --> 00:39:49,762 Watch your head. Okay. 1263 00:39:47,302 --> 00:39:49,762 All right. 1264 00:39:49,762 --> 00:39:51,181 Now, sleep it off, 1265 00:39:49,762 --> 00:39:51,181 okay? 1266 00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:53,350 I'll speak to you in 1267 00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:53,350 the morning. Hydrate. 1268 00:39:53,350 --> 00:39:54,642 [GROANS] 1269 00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:56,144 Whoo! 1270 00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:57,896 Shouldn't we call it in? 1271 00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:57,896 Oh, God, no. 1272 00:39:57,896 --> 00:39:59,397 The paperwork 1273 00:39:57,896 --> 00:39:59,397 is a nightmare. 1274 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,191 But Vungus 1275 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,191 didn't look too good. 1276 00:40:01,191 --> 00:40:02,901 He didn't look 1277 00:40:01,191 --> 00:40:02,901 too good before, but. 1278 00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:04,819 Trust me, 1279 00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:04,819 I've seen him way worse. 1280 00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:06,321 This one time 1281 00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:06,321 in Istanbul-- 1282 00:40:09,532 --> 00:40:11,117 [GASPS] 1283 00:40:09,532 --> 00:40:11,117 [CAR ALARMS BLARING] 1284 00:40:11,117 --> 00:40:13,328 [♪♪♪] 1285 00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:18,041 VUNGUS [COUGHS]: 1286 00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:18,041 Help me. 1287 00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:22,754 [♪♪♪] 1288 00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:26,174 MIB. Freeze! 1289 00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:26,174 On the ground. 1290 00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:27,342 Hands up. 1291 00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:27,342 Palms down. 1292 00:40:31,637 --> 00:40:32,805 Palms down. 1293 00:40:31,637 --> 00:40:32,805 Hands up. 1294 00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:37,018 Which do you want to go with? 1295 00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:37,018 I'm fine with either. 1296 00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:40,230 We've to come up with something 1297 00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:40,230 consistent. You want palms down? 1298 00:40:40,230 --> 00:40:41,647 If you don't mind. 1299 00:40:41,647 --> 00:40:43,275 Palms down. 1300 00:40:41,647 --> 00:40:43,275 Palms down. 1301 00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:46,611 AGENT H: 1302 00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:46,611 Good. 1303 00:41:07,506 --> 00:41:08,549 What the...? 1304 00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:14,097 That is not good. 1305 00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:16,141 AGENT H: 1306 00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:16,141 Run! 1307 00:41:17,725 --> 00:41:20,019 [BOTH GRUNT] 1308 00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:23,982 [COUGHING] 1309 00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:23,982 M! 1310 00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:25,566 They are coming! 1311 00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:26,985 Petrol cap. Go. 1312 00:41:28,236 --> 00:41:29,528 [EXHALES] 1313 00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:35,827 [WEAPON POWERS UP] 1314 00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:46,045 AGENT H: 1315 00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:46,045 We need more firepower. 1316 00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:46,045 Side-view mirror. 1317 00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:48,381 What do you want me to do, 1318 00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:48,381 throw it at them? 1319 00:41:49,715 --> 00:41:50,842 Oh, wow. 1320 00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:03,271 I haven't seen that before. 1321 00:42:05,315 --> 00:42:07,317 I don't think 1322 00:42:05,315 --> 00:42:07,317 this is doing anything. 1323 00:42:08,693 --> 00:42:09,735 Come on. 1324 00:42:11,446 --> 00:42:13,865 Exhaust pipe. Go! 1325 00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:15,116 Come on! 1326 00:42:18,203 --> 00:42:21,247 Now this is 1327 00:42:18,203 --> 00:42:21,247 more like it. 1328 00:42:21,247 --> 00:42:22,374 Right. 1329 00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:26,002 [GRUNTS] 1330 00:42:28,713 --> 00:42:30,215 Hurry! 1331 00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:34,260 Go to Vungus. 1332 00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:34,260 I'll cover you. 1333 00:42:39,182 --> 00:42:40,558 [GROANS] 1334 00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:43,311 H! A little help here! 1335 00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:46,105 No. Not H. 1336 00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:48,233 He has changed. 1337 00:42:48,233 --> 00:42:50,402 I could feel it. 1338 00:42:50,402 --> 00:42:51,944 I have to know... 1339 00:42:51,944 --> 00:42:53,612 [COUGHING] 1340 00:42:53,612 --> 00:42:56,241 ...if I can trust you. 1341 00:42:59,411 --> 00:43:01,037 [GRUNTS] 1342 00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,998 Now I'm pissed off. 1343 00:43:03,998 --> 00:43:06,376 Hide this. 1344 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:11,089 Something is wrong 1345 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:11,089 in Men in Black. 1346 00:43:11,089 --> 00:43:14,592 What? Vungus, what is this? 1347 00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:19,514 It's the only thing 1348 00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:19,514 that can protect you. 1349 00:43:19,514 --> 00:43:21,349 [SIGHS] 1350 00:43:22,641 --> 00:43:25,103 [♪♪♪] 1351 00:43:31,526 --> 00:43:32,902 Come on! 1352 00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:39,367 Where's your fancy 1353 00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:39,367 dance moves now? 1354 00:43:39,367 --> 00:43:41,369 [TIRES SQUEAL] 1355 00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:45,998 [AGENTS YELLING 1356 00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:45,998 INDISTINCTLY] 1357 00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:49,544 [♪♪♪] 1358 00:44:02,307 --> 00:44:04,350 What the...? 1359 00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:08,938 AGENT 1: 1360 00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:08,938 Keep your eyes on. 1361 00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:08,938 It's not safe. 1362 00:44:08,938 --> 00:44:11,107 AGENT 2: 1363 00:44:08,938 --> 00:44:11,107 Eyes on! Eyes on! 1364 00:44:11,107 --> 00:44:12,400 AGENT 3: 1365 00:44:11,107 --> 00:44:12,400 Two targets! 1366 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,152 How is he? 1367 00:44:15,736 --> 00:44:17,029 He's gone. 1368 00:44:24,537 --> 00:44:27,290 AGENT 4: 1369 00:44:24,537 --> 00:44:27,290 Guys, back up a little bit, 1370 00:44:24,537 --> 00:44:27,290 all right? 1371 00:44:29,708 --> 00:44:31,919 [♪♪♪] 1372 00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:41,638 AGENT C: 1373 00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:41,638 Oy! Outdone yourself 1374 00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:41,638 here, mate. 1375 00:44:41,638 --> 00:44:43,640 Well done. Well done. 1376 00:44:41,638 --> 00:44:43,640 AGENT H: Thank you. 1377 00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,558 Fill me in. 1378 00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,558 What happened, huh? 1379 00:44:45,558 --> 00:44:47,435 We were attacked, 1380 00:44:45,558 --> 00:44:47,435 clearly, C. 1381 00:44:47,435 --> 00:44:49,061 Right. 1382 00:44:47,435 --> 00:44:49,061 By I don't know what. 1383 00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:51,606 The suspects, they did this 1384 00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:51,606 with their bare hands. 1385 00:44:51,606 --> 00:44:53,232 They turned solid 1386 00:44:51,606 --> 00:44:53,232 into liquid, 1387 00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:54,900 then back again. 1388 00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:54,900 What? 1389 00:44:54,900 --> 00:44:57,903 Why's she here? 1390 00:44:54,900 --> 00:44:57,903 She... 1391 00:44:57,903 --> 00:44:59,405 She is 1392 00:44:57,903 --> 00:44:59,405 AGENT H: She is 1393 00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:01,533 BOTH: 1394 00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:01,533 walking you 1395 00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:01,533 through the crime scene. 1396 00:45:01,533 --> 00:45:03,909 No, no. She is 1397 00:45:01,533 --> 00:45:03,909 a probationary agent, 1398 00:45:03,909 --> 00:45:06,787 so she is not here 1399 00:45:03,909 --> 00:45:06,787 at all, okay? 1400 00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:09,541 I think you'll find 1401 00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:09,541 that she clearly is here 1402 00:45:09,541 --> 00:45:10,667 because I can see her. 1403 00:45:10,667 --> 00:45:11,876 Backing you up. 1404 00:45:10,667 --> 00:45:11,876 Thank you. 1405 00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:13,503 A figure of speech, 1406 00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:13,503 but fine. 1407 00:45:13,503 --> 00:45:15,213 You are in 1408 00:45:13,503 --> 00:45:15,213 so much trouble, 1409 00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:18,675 oh, my God. You had one job. 1410 00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:18,675 You had one very simple job: 1411 00:45:18,675 --> 00:45:21,469 to take some lizard slimeball 1412 00:45:18,675 --> 00:45:21,469 out for a few drinks. 1413 00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:23,680 That was it. 1414 00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:23,680 Not a "lizard slimeball." 1415 00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,640 A friend of mine. 1416 00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,640 Oh, no. 1417 00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,141 Yeah. Sorry about that. 1418 00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,141 Mm. 1419 00:45:27,141 --> 00:45:28,725 He was 1420 00:45:27,141 --> 00:45:28,725 a reptilian slimeball, 1421 00:45:28,725 --> 00:45:31,646 now dead because of you. 1422 00:45:28,725 --> 00:45:31,646 Who was with him when he died? 1423 00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:32,938 I was. 1424 00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:32,938 Who--? 1425 00:45:32,938 --> 00:45:35,732 Okay, good. 1426 00:45:32,938 --> 00:45:35,732 And did he say anything 1427 00:45:35,732 --> 00:45:37,694 that might explain why 1428 00:45:35,732 --> 00:45:37,694 he was killed? 1429 00:45:37,694 --> 00:45:39,736 Anything at all? 1430 00:45:37,694 --> 00:45:39,736 Come on. 1431 00:45:39,736 --> 00:45:41,947 [♪♪♪] 1432 00:45:43,533 --> 00:45:44,783 No. Not a thing. 1433 00:45:44,783 --> 00:45:47,620 So just to recap... 1434 00:45:44,783 --> 00:45:47,620 No point. 1435 00:45:47,620 --> 00:45:48,996 A high-ranking member 1436 00:45:48,996 --> 00:45:51,374 of the Jababian royal family 1437 00:45:48,996 --> 00:45:51,374 dies on your watch, 1438 00:45:51,374 --> 00:45:53,750 murdered by assailants 1439 00:45:51,374 --> 00:45:53,750 that you can't identify, 1440 00:45:53,750 --> 00:45:56,254 for reasons that you 1441 00:45:53,750 --> 00:45:56,254 cannot begin to fathom. 1442 00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:58,005 Is that about right? 1443 00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:58,005 I switched off 1444 00:45:58,005 --> 00:46:00,299 the moment you started 1445 00:45:58,005 --> 00:46:00,299 talking. I don't know. 1446 00:46:00,299 --> 00:46:01,758 Why don't you bugger off. 1447 00:46:01,758 --> 00:46:03,386 AGENT C: 1448 00:46:01,758 --> 00:46:03,386 Okay, mate. Thank you. 1449 00:46:03,386 --> 00:46:04,554 Yeah. 1450 00:46:03,386 --> 00:46:04,554 I'll piss off, 1451 00:46:04,554 --> 00:46:06,138 to the office. 1452 00:46:04,554 --> 00:46:06,138 Where you belong. 1453 00:46:06,138 --> 00:46:07,515 To have a word 1454 00:46:06,138 --> 00:46:07,515 with High T, 1455 00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:10,101 who will not save you 1456 00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:10,101 this time. 1457 00:46:12,061 --> 00:46:14,188 We'll be fine. Okay? 1458 00:46:12,061 --> 00:46:14,188 Don't worry. 1459 00:46:14,188 --> 00:46:17,275 This is... We'll be fine. 1460 00:46:18,484 --> 00:46:19,485 Yeah? 1461 00:46:19,485 --> 00:46:22,363 Yes. Yes. Understood. 1462 00:46:22,363 --> 00:46:24,031 Yeah-- Indeed. 1463 00:46:27,993 --> 00:46:29,454 Yes. 1464 00:46:29,454 --> 00:46:31,581 Yes. Yes. 1465 00:46:31,581 --> 00:46:33,124 Thank you. 1466 00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:36,628 Let me assure you, 1467 00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:36,628 we will deal with this 1468 00:46:36,628 --> 00:46:39,297 in the strongest 1469 00:46:36,628 --> 00:46:39,297 possible terms. 1470 00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:44,343 The Jababians 1471 00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:44,343 want your heads. 1472 00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:47,804 Quite literally. Both heads, 1473 00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:47,804 sent by diplomatic pouch. 1474 00:46:47,804 --> 00:46:50,349 Okay, um, ahem... 1475 00:46:51,601 --> 00:46:52,727 AGENT C: 1476 00:46:51,601 --> 00:46:52,727 Morning, sir. 1477 00:46:52,727 --> 00:46:54,270 I have the forensics report 1478 00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:55,647 that you asked for. 1479 00:46:55,647 --> 00:46:57,732 AGENT HIGH T: 1480 00:46:55,647 --> 00:46:57,732 Thank you. 1481 00:46:57,732 --> 00:47:00,359 Well, this is troubling. 1482 00:47:00,359 --> 00:47:02,236 Very troubling. 1483 00:47:00,359 --> 00:47:02,236 Mm-hm. 1484 00:47:02,236 --> 00:47:04,905 These are our suspects. 1485 00:47:06,073 --> 00:47:08,242 A species called Dyadnum. 1486 00:47:08,242 --> 00:47:12,413 From a binary star system 1487 00:47:08,242 --> 00:47:12,413 in the constellation Draco. 1488 00:47:12,413 --> 00:47:14,206 Draco, that's 1489 00:47:12,413 --> 00:47:14,206 Hive territory. 1490 00:47:14,206 --> 00:47:15,916 The entire sector 1491 00:47:14,206 --> 00:47:15,916 fell years ago. 1492 00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:19,378 AGENT HIGH T: 1493 00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:19,378 The Dyads' DNA... 1494 00:47:19,378 --> 00:47:21,631 are riddled with Hive mutations. 1495 00:47:19,378 --> 00:47:21,631 AGENT H: Mm-hm. 1496 00:47:21,631 --> 00:47:25,426 AGENT HIGH T: 1497 00:47:21,631 --> 00:47:25,426 As we all know, the Hive doesn't 1498 00:47:21,631 --> 00:47:25,426 just destroy their enemies, 1499 00:47:25,426 --> 00:47:27,553 they subsume them. 1500 00:47:27,553 --> 00:47:29,221 Take them over from within. 1501 00:47:29,221 --> 00:47:31,848 Whoever these two were, 1502 00:47:29,221 --> 00:47:31,848 they're part of the Hive now. 1503 00:47:31,848 --> 00:47:34,352 Yes, but why would the Hive 1504 00:47:31,848 --> 00:47:34,352 send them all this way 1505 00:47:34,352 --> 00:47:35,852 to kill a Jababian royal? 1506 00:47:35,852 --> 00:47:37,896 You knew Vungus 1507 00:47:35,852 --> 00:47:37,896 better than anyone. 1508 00:47:37,896 --> 00:47:39,524 Did he indicate 1509 00:47:37,896 --> 00:47:39,524 why he was here? 1510 00:47:39,524 --> 00:47:41,150 Did he want something 1511 00:47:39,524 --> 00:47:41,150 from us? 1512 00:47:41,150 --> 00:47:43,027 No, he seemed 1513 00:47:41,150 --> 00:47:43,027 pretty normal, happy. 1514 00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:45,780 Sir. This whole thing 1515 00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:45,780 is a fiasco. It's a farrago. 1516 00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:47,657 And a failure 1517 00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:47,657 of this magnitude 1518 00:47:47,657 --> 00:47:50,451 requires 1519 00:47:47,657 --> 00:47:50,451 immediate invokement of... 1520 00:47:51,410 --> 00:47:52,578 Article 13. 1521 00:47:52,578 --> 00:47:54,871 Don't be a dick. 1522 00:47:52,578 --> 00:47:54,871 Who says "farrago"? 1523 00:47:54,871 --> 00:47:57,208 Uh, what is Article 13? 1524 00:47:57,208 --> 00:48:01,003 Immediate termination, 1525 00:47:57,208 --> 00:48:01,003 followed by neuralyzation. 1526 00:48:01,003 --> 00:48:02,672 Wait a second. 1527 00:48:01,003 --> 00:48:02,672 AGENT HIGH T: Wait. 1528 00:48:02,672 --> 00:48:03,922 No. 1529 00:48:02,672 --> 00:48:03,922 Is that your answer 1530 00:48:03,922 --> 00:48:05,800 to everything? 1531 00:48:03,922 --> 00:48:05,800 AGENT H: Put that away! 1532 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,176 Glasses off. 1533 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,176 Sir, you can't. 1534 00:48:07,176 --> 00:48:09,470 Give me one good reason 1535 00:48:07,176 --> 00:48:09,470 why not. 1536 00:48:09,470 --> 00:48:12,097 Um, because it's... 1537 00:48:12,097 --> 00:48:13,890 what we were talking about. 1538 00:48:12,097 --> 00:48:13,890 Um... 1539 00:48:13,890 --> 00:48:16,143 Because... 1540 00:48:13,890 --> 00:48:16,143 Because... 1541 00:48:16,143 --> 00:48:18,479 if you erase us, 1542 00:48:16,143 --> 00:48:18,479 you will never know the truth. 1543 00:48:18,479 --> 00:48:20,356 The truth. 1544 00:48:18,479 --> 00:48:20,356 AGENT C: They're stalling. 1545 00:48:20,356 --> 00:48:22,734 Say the word. I'll do it. 1546 00:48:20,356 --> 00:48:22,734 Put it away. 1547 00:48:23,776 --> 00:48:26,195 M, go ahead. 1548 00:48:23,776 --> 00:48:26,195 Explain yourself. 1549 00:48:26,987 --> 00:48:29,073 Well, sir... 1550 00:48:29,073 --> 00:48:32,284 if you think about it, 1551 00:48:29,073 --> 00:48:32,284 really think about it... 1552 00:48:33,494 --> 00:48:35,705 Vungus... 1553 00:48:35,705 --> 00:48:38,040 how many people really knew 1554 00:48:35,705 --> 00:48:38,040 that he was here? 1555 00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:40,501 The people in this room. 1556 00:48:40,501 --> 00:48:42,879 And perhaps a dozen 1557 00:48:40,501 --> 00:48:42,879 high-level agents. 1558 00:48:42,879 --> 00:48:46,215 If those were the only people 1559 00:48:42,879 --> 00:48:46,215 that knew where Vungus would be, 1560 00:48:46,215 --> 00:48:48,050 and we assume 1561 00:48:46,215 --> 00:48:48,050 that Vungus didn't leak 1562 00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:49,677 his own location 1563 00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:49,677 to the killers, 1564 00:48:49,677 --> 00:48:52,388 doesn't that mean 1565 00:48:49,677 --> 00:48:52,388 that it was someone... 1566 00:48:52,388 --> 00:48:53,848 inside MIB? 1567 00:48:53,848 --> 00:48:56,267 A mole, sir, 1568 00:48:53,848 --> 00:48:56,267 inside these very walls. 1569 00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:58,644 Sir, they're making this up 1570 00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:58,644 as they go along. 1571 00:48:58,644 --> 00:49:00,897 "A mole"? In the history 1572 00:48:58,644 --> 00:49:00,897 of the company, 1573 00:49:00,897 --> 00:49:03,858 there's never been a leak. 1574 00:49:00,897 --> 00:49:03,858 Something a mole would say. 1575 00:49:03,858 --> 00:49:05,610 Don't be absurd. 1576 00:49:03,858 --> 00:49:05,610 Classic mole talk. 1577 00:49:05,610 --> 00:49:06,903 Sounds like Mole 101. 1578 00:49:06,903 --> 00:49:08,529 Enough. 1579 00:49:08,529 --> 00:49:10,364 If we've been compromised, 1580 00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:12,324 it puts every citizen 1581 00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:12,324 on this planet, 1582 00:49:12,324 --> 00:49:15,077 both human and alien, 1583 00:49:12,324 --> 00:49:15,077 at risk. 1584 00:49:16,621 --> 00:49:19,081 C. Track down these killers. 1585 00:49:16,621 --> 00:49:19,081 Sir. 1586 00:49:19,081 --> 00:49:21,041 Find the killers, 1587 00:49:19,081 --> 00:49:21,041 we find the mole. 1588 00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:23,168 Will do, sir. 1589 00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:23,168 Dismissed. 1590 00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:27,799 M, it appears 1591 00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:27,799 you're as sharp as advertised. 1592 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:31,009 Work the case with C. 1593 00:49:31,009 --> 00:49:33,304 Get Weapons Department 1594 00:49:31,009 --> 00:49:33,304 started on something 1595 00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:35,473 that can neutralize 1596 00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:35,473 these Dyads. 1597 00:49:37,850 --> 00:49:39,017 Yes, sir. 1598 00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:45,190 Sharp indeed she is, sir. 1599 00:49:45,190 --> 00:49:48,235 I assume you'll want me 1600 00:49:45,190 --> 00:49:48,235 overseeing the case? Sort of-- 1601 00:49:48,235 --> 00:49:50,863 I'm finished covering 1602 00:49:48,235 --> 00:49:50,863 for you, H. 1603 00:49:50,863 --> 00:49:54,533 You need me on this case, sir. 1604 00:49:50,863 --> 00:49:54,533 I've dealt with the Hive before. 1605 00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:56,619 With nothing but my wits 1606 00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:56,619 and my Series 7-- 1607 00:49:56,619 --> 00:50:00,915 No. He dealt 1608 00:49:56,619 --> 00:50:00,915 with the Hive before. 1609 00:50:00,915 --> 00:50:04,293 And I don't know 1610 00:50:00,915 --> 00:50:04,293 where the hell he has gone! 1611 00:50:04,293 --> 00:50:07,171 I actually used to think 1612 00:50:04,293 --> 00:50:07,171 you could lead this place. 1613 00:50:07,171 --> 00:50:08,923 I was wrong about you. 1614 00:50:10,257 --> 00:50:12,510 We're done here. 1615 00:50:15,011 --> 00:50:16,681 That's an order. 1616 00:50:18,182 --> 00:50:20,726 Look, you weren't wrong 1617 00:50:18,182 --> 00:50:20,726 about me, sir. 1618 00:50:22,186 --> 00:50:24,856 You saw something in me once. 1619 00:50:22,186 --> 00:50:24,856 It's still there. 1620 00:50:26,022 --> 00:50:28,484 And I apologize 1621 00:50:26,022 --> 00:50:28,484 for letting you down. 1622 00:50:28,484 --> 00:50:31,779 Give me another chance and 1623 00:50:28,484 --> 00:50:31,779 I'll fix this. I promise you. 1624 00:50:41,413 --> 00:50:43,457 AGENT M: 1625 00:50:41,413 --> 00:50:43,457 I don't think 1626 00:50:41,413 --> 00:50:43,457 it's just a blade. 1627 00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:45,501 Looks like it carries 1628 00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:45,501 some poison. 1629 00:50:45,501 --> 00:50:47,378 I know what 1630 00:50:45,501 --> 00:50:47,378 you're talking about. Wait. 1631 00:50:47,378 --> 00:50:48,963 Sorry, mate. 1632 00:50:47,378 --> 00:50:48,963 High T wants me 1633 00:50:48,963 --> 00:50:51,465 to run point on this one. 1634 00:50:48,963 --> 00:50:51,465 What? I don't believe you. 1635 00:50:51,465 --> 00:50:53,133 AGENT H: 1636 00:50:51,465 --> 00:50:53,133 I don't like it 1637 00:50:51,465 --> 00:50:53,133 any better than you, 1638 00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:55,177 but he kept going on 1639 00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:55,177 about relying on me, 1640 00:50:55,177 --> 00:50:57,346 needing our top agent, 1641 00:50:55,177 --> 00:50:57,346 that sort of thing. 1642 00:50:57,346 --> 00:50:59,724 I don't make the rules. 1643 00:50:57,346 --> 00:50:59,724 Take it up with him. 1644 00:50:59,724 --> 00:51:01,475 M, he's keen for you 1645 00:50:59,724 --> 00:51:01,475 to shadow me. 1646 00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:03,143 "Learn from the best," 1647 00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:03,143 he said. 1648 00:51:03,143 --> 00:51:05,103 Little on-the-job training, 1649 00:51:03,143 --> 00:51:05,103 if you will. 1650 00:51:05,103 --> 00:51:07,189 Hmm? Yeah? 1651 00:51:05,103 --> 00:51:07,189 Come on. 1652 00:51:07,189 --> 00:51:09,483 Are you going or you staying? 1653 00:51:07,189 --> 00:51:09,483 Yeah, I'll go. 1654 00:51:09,483 --> 00:51:10,651 Well... 1655 00:51:09,483 --> 00:51:10,651 AGENT M: Okay. 1656 00:51:10,651 --> 00:51:12,862 AGENT H: Come on. 1657 00:51:10,651 --> 00:51:12,862 AGENT M: H? 1658 00:51:12,862 --> 00:51:15,322 [♪♪♪] 1659 00:51:15,322 --> 00:51:16,574 Thanks 1660 00:51:15,322 --> 00:51:16,574 for that. 1661 00:51:17,992 --> 00:51:19,493 I'm sick of you. 1662 00:51:21,913 --> 00:51:23,121 Okay. 1663 00:51:23,121 --> 00:51:25,123 What's the actual truth? 1664 00:51:23,121 --> 00:51:25,123 You tell me. 1665 00:51:25,123 --> 00:51:27,459 For someone who hates lying, 1666 00:51:25,123 --> 00:51:27,459 that was incredible. 1667 00:51:27,459 --> 00:51:29,253 I wasn't-- 1668 00:51:27,459 --> 00:51:29,253 It was electric up there. 1669 00:51:29,253 --> 00:51:31,672 The way we played off 1670 00:51:29,253 --> 00:51:31,672 each other, back and forth. 1671 00:51:31,672 --> 00:51:33,507 I was riffing. 1672 00:51:31,672 --> 00:51:33,507 A mole inside the MIB. 1673 00:51:33,507 --> 00:51:35,259 It's genius. 1674 00:51:33,507 --> 00:51:35,259 I wish I thought of it. 1675 00:51:35,259 --> 00:51:36,802 I discovered 1676 00:51:35,259 --> 00:51:36,802 a possible truth. 1677 00:51:36,802 --> 00:51:39,095 I mean, think about it. 1678 00:51:36,802 --> 00:51:39,095 It would explain a lot. 1679 00:51:39,095 --> 00:51:40,598 What have you got 1680 00:51:39,095 --> 00:51:40,598 so far? 1681 00:51:40,598 --> 00:51:42,767 I was about to run 1682 00:51:40,598 --> 00:51:42,767 a molecular deconstruction 1683 00:51:42,767 --> 00:51:45,394 on the substance and 1684 00:51:42,767 --> 00:51:45,394 cross-reference with all toxins. 1685 00:51:45,394 --> 00:51:47,063 Good idea. 1686 00:51:45,394 --> 00:51:47,063 Just a little science. 1687 00:51:47,063 --> 00:51:48,522 I wouldn't do that. 1688 00:51:47,063 --> 00:51:48,522 [COUGHING] 1689 00:51:48,522 --> 00:51:49,774 Whoo! 1690 00:51:48,522 --> 00:51:49,774 I know what that is. 1691 00:51:49,774 --> 00:51:51,442 That killed 1692 00:51:49,774 --> 00:51:51,442 a 300-pound Jababian, 1693 00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:53,277 so I wouldn't get 1694 00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:53,277 recreational with it. 1695 00:51:53,277 --> 00:51:56,280 Zephos, pure grade. The wrong 1696 00:51:53,277 --> 00:51:56,280 amount will kill you instantly. 1697 00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:58,490 Right amount will 1698 00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:58,490 keep you dancing shirtless 1699 00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:00,409 on a nightclub in Monaco 1700 00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:00,409 for 17 hours. 1701 00:52:00,409 --> 00:52:03,037 So much information. 1702 00:52:00,409 --> 00:52:03,037 Always so much information. 1703 00:52:03,037 --> 00:52:05,915 It's what I've heard. There's 1704 00:52:03,037 --> 00:52:05,915 only one place in the world 1705 00:52:05,915 --> 00:52:08,417 where they know how to mix it. 1706 00:52:05,915 --> 00:52:08,417 Let's go. 1707 00:52:11,754 --> 00:52:14,256 You coming? 1708 00:52:11,754 --> 00:52:14,256 World's not gonna save itself. 1709 00:52:14,256 --> 00:52:16,801 Are you saying that you need me 1710 00:52:14,256 --> 00:52:16,801 to save the world? 1711 00:52:16,801 --> 00:52:18,134 Uh-huh. 1712 00:52:18,134 --> 00:52:19,011 Thought so. 1713 00:52:19,011 --> 00:52:21,931 [♪♪♪] 1714 00:52:29,271 --> 00:52:31,482 [♪♪♪] 1715 00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:43,869 [MAN YELLING 1716 00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:43,869 IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 1717 00:52:47,999 --> 00:52:49,207 Oh, wow. 1718 00:52:49,207 --> 00:52:51,543 You'll see that a lot 1719 00:52:49,207 --> 00:52:51,543 around here. 1720 00:52:52,544 --> 00:52:54,880 It's a 1721 00:52:52,544 --> 00:52:54,880 Cromulian tag. 1722 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,633 In their galaxy, a symbol 1723 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,633 for hope or annihilation. 1724 00:52:57,633 --> 00:52:59,885 There's still some debate 1725 00:52:57,633 --> 00:52:59,885 around what exactly. 1726 00:52:59,885 --> 00:53:01,595 Actually, 1727 00:52:59,885 --> 00:53:01,595 it's harmony. 1728 00:53:01,595 --> 00:53:04,348 But on Earth, it means we're 1729 00:53:01,595 --> 00:53:04,348 entering an MIB safe haven. 1730 00:53:04,348 --> 00:53:06,224 AGENT H: How do you know? 1731 00:53:04,348 --> 00:53:06,224 AGENT M: It's in the handbook. 1732 00:53:06,224 --> 00:53:07,852 AGENT H: 1733 00:53:06,224 --> 00:53:07,852 Don't believe 1734 00:53:06,224 --> 00:53:07,852 everything you read. 1735 00:53:07,852 --> 00:53:10,479 MAN 1: That is my job. 1736 00:53:07,852 --> 00:53:10,479 MAN 2: And my job is what? 1737 00:53:10,479 --> 00:53:11,730 Hang out here and shut up? 1738 00:53:11,730 --> 00:53:13,357 MAN 1: 1739 00:53:11,730 --> 00:53:13,357 Shut up. That's your job. 1740 00:53:13,357 --> 00:53:15,484 AGENT H: 1741 00:53:13,357 --> 00:53:15,484 Well, look who it is. Nasr. 1742 00:53:15,484 --> 00:53:17,611 You know the rules: 1743 00:53:15,484 --> 00:53:17,611 no visible alien tech 1744 00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:19,571 anywhere on the street. 1745 00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:19,571 Cover the bike up 1746 00:53:19,571 --> 00:53:22,116 before I have to give you 1747 00:53:19,571 --> 00:53:22,116 a ticket. 1748 00:53:22,116 --> 00:53:24,535 H? It is really you? 1749 00:53:24,535 --> 00:53:26,787 Of course it's me. 1750 00:53:24,535 --> 00:53:26,787 Who else could it be? 1751 00:53:26,787 --> 00:53:28,288 Hey, Bassam. 1752 00:53:26,787 --> 00:53:28,288 Hi, H. 1753 00:53:28,288 --> 00:53:29,540 Nasr said you were dead. 1754 00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:31,416 NASR: 1755 00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:31,416 What? I-- I never said that. 1756 00:53:31,416 --> 00:53:33,335 You did. He's lying. 1757 00:53:33,335 --> 00:53:35,671 Aah! Hey! Get-- 1758 00:53:35,671 --> 00:53:38,090 That's-- 1759 00:53:35,671 --> 00:53:38,090 And why would I be dead? 1760 00:53:38,090 --> 00:53:40,300 [BOTH GRUNT] 1761 00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:42,427 Bassam misunderstood. 1762 00:53:42,427 --> 00:53:45,389 We heard that you and Riza 1763 00:53:42,427 --> 00:53:45,389 had split up. 1764 00:53:45,389 --> 00:53:46,849 Oh, Riza. Who's that? 1765 00:53:46,849 --> 00:53:48,475 It's not important. 1766 00:53:48,475 --> 00:53:49,685 Mm. Human or...? 1767 00:53:49,685 --> 00:53:51,187 Doesn't matter. 1768 00:53:49,685 --> 00:53:51,187 I'm just curious 1769 00:53:51,187 --> 00:53:53,147 how it works 1770 00:53:51,187 --> 00:53:53,147 between species, so... 1771 00:53:53,147 --> 00:53:55,440 Very unimportant. 1772 00:53:53,147 --> 00:53:55,440 Old friend of mine, so... 1773 00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:58,234 Who runs the biggest criminal 1774 00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:58,234 syndicate in the galaxy. 1775 00:53:58,234 --> 00:54:00,905 Who is a very successful 1776 00:53:58,234 --> 00:54:00,905 businesswoman. 1777 00:54:00,905 --> 00:54:02,573 I love a businesswoman. 1778 00:54:02,573 --> 00:54:05,576 Why are we talking about this? 1779 00:54:02,573 --> 00:54:05,576 Sad. You made a lovely couple. 1780 00:54:05,576 --> 00:54:07,703 Thank you. 1781 00:54:05,576 --> 00:54:07,703 These things happen. 1782 00:54:07,703 --> 00:54:10,246 You said, "That psycho's 1783 00:54:07,703 --> 00:54:10,246 gonna slit his throat." 1784 00:54:10,246 --> 00:54:11,498 Oh, hmm. 1785 00:54:11,498 --> 00:54:13,249 Excuse us for one moment. 1786 00:54:13,249 --> 00:54:15,502 BASSAM: 1787 00:54:13,249 --> 00:54:15,502 Your words, not mine. 1788 00:54:13,249 --> 00:54:15,502 Don't you-- 1789 00:54:15,502 --> 00:54:18,296 You dated this person? Seems 1790 00:54:15,502 --> 00:54:18,296 like a conflict of interest. 1791 00:54:18,296 --> 00:54:20,925 Conflict of interest for you 1792 00:54:18,296 --> 00:54:20,925 to know my private life. 1793 00:54:20,925 --> 00:54:22,509 Yeah, sure. 1794 00:54:20,925 --> 00:54:22,509 I'd prefer not to. 1795 00:54:22,509 --> 00:54:24,260 Hey, hey, 1796 00:54:22,509 --> 00:54:24,260 that's enough. Listen. 1797 00:54:24,260 --> 00:54:25,930 Stop beating 1798 00:54:24,260 --> 00:54:25,930 the hell out of him. 1799 00:54:25,930 --> 00:54:27,932 BASSAM: Yeah. 1800 00:54:25,930 --> 00:54:27,932 Keep this thing covered up. 1801 00:54:27,932 --> 00:54:29,558 Absolutely. Will do. 1802 00:54:27,932 --> 00:54:29,558 Thank you. 1803 00:54:29,558 --> 00:54:30,976 Won't happen again. 1804 00:54:30,976 --> 00:54:32,519 AGENT M: 1805 00:54:30,976 --> 00:54:32,519 Nice to meet you both. 1806 00:54:32,519 --> 00:54:33,938 Yes. 1807 00:54:32,519 --> 00:54:33,938 Yeah. 1808 00:54:38,859 --> 00:54:40,152 [CLEARS THROAT] 1809 00:54:40,152 --> 00:54:42,738 What? 1810 00:54:40,152 --> 00:54:42,738 Pulled this 1811 00:54:42,738 --> 00:54:45,032 from the surveillance 1812 00:54:42,738 --> 00:54:45,032 camera outside the club. 1813 00:54:45,032 --> 00:54:47,283 Standing there, 1814 00:54:45,032 --> 00:54:47,283 making me feel uncomfortable. 1815 00:54:47,283 --> 00:54:48,452 Sorry 1816 00:54:47,283 --> 00:54:48,452 about that. 1817 00:54:53,373 --> 00:54:54,583 Have you shown this to T? 1818 00:54:54,583 --> 00:54:56,501 You said everything goes 1819 00:54:54,583 --> 00:54:56,501 through you. 1820 00:54:56,501 --> 00:54:58,629 Yes, everything does go 1821 00:54:56,501 --> 00:54:58,629 through me. Good. 1822 00:54:58,629 --> 00:55:01,381 I'll show him. Go on. 1823 00:55:01,381 --> 00:55:04,718 [♪♪♪] 1824 00:55:04,718 --> 00:55:06,804 Goodness me. 1825 00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:10,599 Oh, boy. 1826 00:55:21,026 --> 00:55:22,611 NASR: 1827 00:55:21,026 --> 00:55:22,611 Here comes trouble. 1828 00:55:22,611 --> 00:55:24,029 BASSAM: 1829 00:55:22,611 --> 00:55:24,029 I like trouble. 1830 00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:31,162 You thinking 1831 00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:31,162 what I'm thinking? 1832 00:55:31,162 --> 00:55:32,496 Call Riza. 1833 00:55:34,623 --> 00:55:36,250 AGENT H: 1834 00:55:34,623 --> 00:55:36,250 Ah, here. This is it. 1835 00:55:41,088 --> 00:55:43,381 Looks like 1836 00:55:41,088 --> 00:55:43,381 a couple days' worth. 1837 00:55:43,381 --> 00:55:45,759 No one's been out 1838 00:55:43,381 --> 00:55:45,759 to collect. 1839 00:55:51,974 --> 00:55:53,851 Hello? 1840 00:55:54,601 --> 00:55:56,436 [WEAPON POWERING UP] 1841 00:55:57,021 --> 00:55:59,231 [♪♪♪] 1842 00:56:02,526 --> 00:56:03,652 [CLEARS THROAT] 1843 00:56:35,684 --> 00:56:39,730 One more step and I'll liquefy 1844 00:56:35,684 --> 00:56:39,730 your bangs, pretty boy. 1845 00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:41,106 Easy, easy. 1846 00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:41,106 Okay. 1847 00:56:41,106 --> 00:56:43,901 We don't want any trouble. 1848 00:56:41,106 --> 00:56:43,901 Do not move. 1849 00:56:45,527 --> 00:56:46,611 [GRUNTS] 1850 00:56:46,611 --> 00:56:48,655 Hey, look at you. 1851 00:56:48,655 --> 00:56:50,282 What do we call you, sport? 1852 00:56:50,282 --> 00:56:52,243 "Sport" is not 1853 00:56:50,282 --> 00:56:52,243 what you call me. 1854 00:56:52,243 --> 00:56:53,535 What is it? 1855 00:56:53,535 --> 00:56:55,996 "It"? He. 1856 00:56:53,535 --> 00:56:55,996 Sorry. 1857 00:56:55,996 --> 00:56:57,539 Why would you call me 1858 00:56:55,996 --> 00:56:57,539 anything? 1859 00:56:57,539 --> 00:56:59,708 Pawns don't have names. 1860 00:56:57,539 --> 00:56:59,708 We're pawns. 1861 00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:03,545 Uh, okay. 1862 00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:03,545 "Pawny," then. 1863 00:57:03,545 --> 00:57:04,713 What happened here? 1864 00:57:04,713 --> 00:57:07,174 Oh, we had the best party. 1865 00:57:07,174 --> 00:57:09,760 Kanye showed up 1866 00:57:07,174 --> 00:57:09,760 and dropped a whole new album. 1867 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:11,970 It was some of his best work. 1868 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:11,970 Look around! 1869 00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:13,138 We got our asses kicked! 1870 00:57:13,138 --> 00:57:14,306 [QUEEN GASPS] 1871 00:57:14,306 --> 00:57:17,101 Aah! My queen! 1872 00:57:17,101 --> 00:57:19,561 [♪♪♪] 1873 00:57:19,561 --> 00:57:20,854 Oh, she's gone. 1874 00:57:20,854 --> 00:57:23,190 I'll never serve another. 1875 00:57:20,854 --> 00:57:23,190 I swear it. 1876 00:57:23,190 --> 00:57:24,733 I'll plunge my dagger 1877 00:57:24,733 --> 00:57:27,819 into my own body, like this, 1878 00:57:24,733 --> 00:57:27,819 through my vital organs, 1879 00:57:27,819 --> 00:57:31,615 and then leave it 1880 00:57:27,819 --> 00:57:31,615 until the dark takes me. 1881 00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:35,493 Hey, you're not gonna actually 1882 00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:35,493 go through with this, are you? 1883 00:57:35,493 --> 00:57:39,456 Listen. A queen's pawn 1884 00:57:35,493 --> 00:57:39,456 without a queen is just a pawn. 1885 00:57:39,456 --> 00:57:40,916 A nothing. 1886 00:57:40,916 --> 00:57:42,876 I must end my own life 1887 00:57:42,876 --> 00:57:46,713 in the most painful way 1888 00:57:42,876 --> 00:57:46,713 possible. 1889 00:57:48,215 --> 00:57:49,758 Don't stop me. 1890 00:57:49,758 --> 00:57:52,928 Chance of survival: zero. 1891 00:57:52,928 --> 00:57:55,180 Think we should stop him? 1892 00:57:52,928 --> 00:57:55,180 PAWNY: Gonna do it. 1893 00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:57,099 Kinda wanna see 1894 00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:57,099 if he goes through with it. 1895 00:57:57,099 --> 00:57:59,268 Sorry, what did you say? 1896 00:57:57,099 --> 00:57:59,268 Hmm? Nothing at all. 1897 00:57:59,268 --> 00:58:00,811 Know what? 1898 00:57:59,268 --> 00:58:00,811 I did say something. 1899 00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:03,105 AGENT H: You did? 1900 00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:03,105 Yeah. He's a witness. 1901 00:58:03,105 --> 00:58:04,689 Excuse me. 1902 00:58:04,689 --> 00:58:07,692 You know, I don't think 1903 00:58:04,689 --> 00:58:07,692 that she would want you to, 1904 00:58:07,692 --> 00:58:10,862 you know, go through with it, 1905 00:58:07,692 --> 00:58:10,862 honestly. 1906 00:58:10,862 --> 00:58:14,241 Who are you to know what 1907 00:58:10,862 --> 00:58:14,241 a queen would or wouldn't want? 1908 00:58:14,241 --> 00:58:15,909 Are you a queen? 1909 00:58:15,909 --> 00:58:18,536 Well, to the extent 1910 00:58:15,909 --> 00:58:18,536 that all women are, yes, 1911 00:58:18,536 --> 00:58:20,914 but, no, no, 1912 00:58:18,536 --> 00:58:20,914 I'm not a queen. 1913 00:58:20,914 --> 00:58:23,792 You know what she is, 1914 00:58:20,914 --> 00:58:23,792 though, is an agent. 1915 00:58:23,792 --> 00:58:25,669 "Agent"? 1916 00:58:23,792 --> 00:58:25,669 AGENT H: Mm-hm. 1917 00:58:25,669 --> 00:58:28,172 Is that a title? 1918 00:58:25,669 --> 00:58:28,172 It is a title. 1919 00:58:28,172 --> 00:58:30,132 A title of great eminence 1920 00:58:28,172 --> 00:58:30,132 and stature. 1921 00:58:30,132 --> 00:58:31,633 M here is an agent. 1922 00:58:31,633 --> 00:58:34,052 An agent without a pawn, 1923 00:58:31,633 --> 00:58:34,052 if you see my meaning. 1924 00:58:34,052 --> 00:58:35,304 I never thought of this, 1925 00:58:35,304 --> 00:58:37,514 but maybe the best way 1926 00:58:35,304 --> 00:58:37,514 to honor the dead 1927 00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:40,392 is to go on living. 1928 00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:40,392 Yes. 1929 00:58:40,392 --> 00:58:43,354 I pledge loyalty eternal to you, 1930 00:58:40,392 --> 00:58:43,354 Agent M. 1931 00:58:43,354 --> 00:58:45,481 No, no, no. I'm not 1932 00:58:43,354 --> 00:58:45,481 interested in a subject. 1933 00:58:45,481 --> 00:58:48,025 Too late. It's done. 1934 00:58:45,481 --> 00:58:48,025 I already pledged the loyalty. 1935 00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:49,901 Wish you'd said 1936 00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:49,901 "no, no, no" before. 1937 00:58:49,901 --> 00:58:51,028 Congratulations. 1938 00:58:51,028 --> 00:58:53,447 And if you should die 1939 00:58:51,028 --> 00:58:53,447 before I, 1940 00:58:53,447 --> 00:58:55,324 I promise 1941 00:58:53,447 --> 00:58:55,324 to end my own life... 1942 00:58:55,324 --> 00:58:58,076 "In the most painful way 1943 00:58:55,324 --> 00:58:58,076 possible." 1944 00:58:58,076 --> 00:59:00,245 Yeah. Ha. I don't like you. 1945 00:59:00,245 --> 00:59:01,872 AGENT H: 1946 00:59:00,245 --> 00:59:01,872 Let's go. 1947 00:59:01,872 --> 00:59:03,081 PAWNY: 1948 00:59:01,872 --> 00:59:03,081 My lady? 1949 00:59:03,081 --> 00:59:06,460 Come on. 1950 00:59:03,081 --> 00:59:06,460 We'll have a fun time. 1951 00:59:07,544 --> 00:59:09,004 Fine. 1952 00:59:07,544 --> 00:59:09,004 Yes! 1953 00:59:11,215 --> 00:59:13,717 H, there's something 1954 00:59:11,215 --> 00:59:13,717 I've been meaning to tell you. 1955 00:59:13,717 --> 00:59:15,927 I've been wanting to tell you... 1956 00:59:13,717 --> 00:59:15,927 Yeah? 1957 00:59:15,927 --> 00:59:18,722 ...about it. Where is it? 1958 00:59:15,927 --> 00:59:18,722 You mean this? 1959 00:59:18,722 --> 00:59:20,682 You stole it from me? 1960 00:59:18,722 --> 00:59:20,682 Stole it from you? 1961 00:59:20,682 --> 00:59:23,268 I recovered evidence 1962 00:59:20,682 --> 00:59:23,268 you stole from a crime scene. 1963 00:59:23,268 --> 00:59:25,937 Vungus told me to hide it and 1964 00:59:23,268 --> 00:59:25,937 I couldn't trust anyone. 1965 00:59:25,937 --> 00:59:27,898 You're telling me 1966 00:59:25,937 --> 00:59:27,898 you listened to Vungus, 1967 00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:30,901 you trusted Vungus instead of 1968 00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:30,901 your partner, a senior agent? 1969 00:59:30,901 --> 00:59:32,319 Huh? 1970 00:59:30,901 --> 00:59:32,319 In a word, yes. 1971 00:59:32,319 --> 00:59:35,155 H, speaking of agents... 1972 00:59:37,449 --> 00:59:38,616 Come on. 1973 00:59:39,784 --> 00:59:40,952 Why would they be here? 1974 00:59:40,952 --> 00:59:42,787 AGENT H: 1975 00:59:40,952 --> 00:59:42,787 There's either an award show 1976 00:59:42,787 --> 00:59:44,706 we're not aware of 1977 00:59:42,787 --> 00:59:44,706 or we're in deep shit. 1978 00:59:44,706 --> 00:59:47,418 AGENT C: 1979 00:59:44,706 --> 00:59:47,418 Thank you. I need you 1980 00:59:44,706 --> 00:59:47,418 to close every street, 1981 00:59:47,418 --> 00:59:48,668 archway and sewer now. 1982 00:59:48,668 --> 00:59:50,546 Come in closer 1983 00:59:48,668 --> 00:59:50,546 on that body cam there. 1984 00:59:50,546 --> 00:59:52,589 A bit more. 1985 00:59:50,546 --> 00:59:52,589 AGENT HIGH T: Could someone 1986 00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:55,050 please explain to me 1987 00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:55,050 what the hell is going on? 1988 00:59:55,050 --> 00:59:56,634 Sir, slightly 1989 00:59:55,050 --> 00:59:56,634 sensitive subject. 1990 00:59:56,634 --> 00:59:58,303 Thought it best 1991 00:59:56,634 --> 00:59:58,303 to keep it quiet. 1992 00:59:58,303 --> 01:00:00,264 A bit further in, please. 1993 00:59:58,303 --> 01:00:00,264 C, a word. 1994 01:00:00,264 --> 01:00:03,559 Absolutely. No one leaves 1995 01:00:00,264 --> 01:00:03,559 the medina, all right? 1996 01:00:04,476 --> 01:00:06,686 This-- 1997 01:00:04,476 --> 01:00:06,686 This is nonsense. 1998 01:00:06,686 --> 01:00:08,272 Despite 1999 01:00:06,686 --> 01:00:08,272 your personal feelings, 2000 01:00:08,272 --> 01:00:10,732 H is one of the best agents 2001 01:00:08,272 --> 01:00:10,732 ever to wear this suit. 2002 01:00:10,732 --> 01:00:13,318 No, he was one of the best 2003 01:00:10,732 --> 01:00:13,318 agents to wear this suit. 2004 01:00:13,318 --> 01:00:17,531 He hasn't been the same 2005 01:00:13,318 --> 01:00:17,531 since the Hive. Look. Look. 2006 01:00:18,698 --> 01:00:21,201 My sources say 2007 01:00:18,698 --> 01:00:21,201 that Vungus stole it 2008 01:00:21,201 --> 01:00:24,246 from the Jababian War Department 2009 01:00:21,201 --> 01:00:24,246 Advanced Research Division 2010 01:00:24,246 --> 01:00:26,457 and brought it here. 2011 01:00:26,457 --> 01:00:28,542 And you kept this from me? 2012 01:00:26,457 --> 01:00:28,542 For how long? 2013 01:00:28,542 --> 01:00:31,086 Explain yourself. 2014 01:00:28,542 --> 01:00:31,086 Oh, explain myself? 2015 01:00:31,086 --> 01:00:35,257 Sir, whatever that thing is, 2016 01:00:31,086 --> 01:00:35,257 M and H had it in your office, 2017 01:00:35,257 --> 01:00:36,883 and you let them go, sir. 2018 01:00:36,883 --> 01:00:39,344 With all due respect, 2019 01:00:36,883 --> 01:00:39,344 you let them go. 2020 01:00:46,435 --> 01:00:50,522 Carry on. 2021 01:00:46,435 --> 01:00:50,522 Yes, sir. 2022 01:00:50,522 --> 01:00:52,857 And, C. 2023 01:00:50,522 --> 01:00:52,857 Sir? 2024 01:00:52,857 --> 01:00:55,235 Bring them 2025 01:00:52,857 --> 01:00:55,235 straight to me. 2026 01:00:55,235 --> 01:00:57,404 [♪♪♪] 2027 01:00:58,822 --> 01:01:01,283 Whatever that thing is, 2028 01:00:58,822 --> 01:01:01,283 Vungus died to protect it. 2029 01:01:01,283 --> 01:01:04,119 He gave it to me 2030 01:01:01,283 --> 01:01:04,119 so it wouldn't go to them. 2031 01:01:04,911 --> 01:01:05,996 [PHONE RINGS] 2032 01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:09,958 Yes, sir. 2033 01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:09,958 H, listen to me. 2034 01:01:09,958 --> 01:01:11,335 This isn't my operation. 2035 01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:14,338 Get out of there. 2036 01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:14,338 Get safe. Then report. 2037 01:01:14,338 --> 01:01:15,672 M may be right. 2038 01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:17,466 You, I want sitreps 2039 01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:17,466 every 10 minutes. 2040 01:01:17,466 --> 01:01:20,260 AGENT HIGH T: 2041 01:01:17,466 --> 01:01:20,260 There could be a mole 2042 01:01:17,466 --> 01:01:20,260 in the Men in Black. 2043 01:01:20,260 --> 01:01:22,471 [♪♪♪] 2044 01:01:29,186 --> 01:01:31,688 All right. Take this. 2045 01:01:29,186 --> 01:01:31,688 I'll draw them away. 2046 01:01:31,688 --> 01:01:34,232 I'll meet you 2047 01:01:31,688 --> 01:01:34,232 at the main square in 20. 2048 01:01:34,232 --> 01:01:35,900 Go. 2049 01:01:35,900 --> 01:01:37,944 [SPEAKING IN FRENCH] 2050 01:01:41,781 --> 01:01:43,367 Hey, guys, 2051 01:01:41,781 --> 01:01:43,367 what are the odds? 2052 01:01:44,451 --> 01:01:45,661 [CHUCKLES] 2053 01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:51,166 [CROWD YELLING INDISTINCTLY] 2054 01:02:09,893 --> 01:02:12,103 [♪♪♪] 2055 01:02:26,826 --> 01:02:28,453 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLES] 2056 01:02:36,628 --> 01:02:38,672 Nasr! 2057 01:02:36,628 --> 01:02:38,672 I need to borrow your bike. 2058 01:02:38,672 --> 01:02:40,591 As long as it is 2059 01:02:38,672 --> 01:02:40,591 to borrow, not steal. 2060 01:02:40,591 --> 01:02:41,675 Yes. Of course. Quick. 2061 01:02:41,675 --> 01:02:43,218 Come on. 2062 01:02:41,675 --> 01:02:43,218 Bassam! 2063 01:02:45,845 --> 01:02:47,138 Ooh! 2064 01:02:48,348 --> 01:02:51,518 Okay, accelerator, brake. 2065 01:02:48,348 --> 01:02:51,518 Water. 2066 01:02:51,518 --> 01:02:54,020 Very hot out there. 2067 01:02:51,518 --> 01:02:54,020 That's very thoughtful of you. 2068 01:02:54,020 --> 01:02:55,564 This is pretty 2069 01:02:54,020 --> 01:02:55,564 straightforward? 2070 01:02:55,564 --> 01:02:57,399 Yes. Very 2071 01:02:55,564 --> 01:02:57,399 straightforward, indeed. 2072 01:02:57,399 --> 01:02:59,276 Just like riding a bike. 2073 01:02:59,276 --> 01:03:01,236 Okay, cool. 2074 01:03:05,949 --> 01:03:08,159 [MEN YELLING INDISTINCTLY] 2075 01:03:08,159 --> 01:03:10,245 [WOMAN YELLS INDISTINCTLY] 2076 01:03:08,159 --> 01:03:10,245 Sorry. 2077 01:03:14,124 --> 01:03:16,543 [GRUNTS] 2078 01:03:16,543 --> 01:03:19,546 Well, this is nothing 2079 01:03:16,543 --> 01:03:19,546 like riding a bike at all. 2080 01:03:31,057 --> 01:03:33,769 [♪♪♪] 2081 01:03:50,535 --> 01:03:52,370 [WHIRRING] 2082 01:04:04,257 --> 01:04:05,342 Quick, jump on! 2083 01:04:08,679 --> 01:04:10,388 Hold on tight. 2084 01:04:16,311 --> 01:04:19,189 Oh, shit! 2085 01:04:21,024 --> 01:04:23,193 Hold on, Pawny! 2086 01:04:21,024 --> 01:04:23,193 [PAWNY SCREAMING] 2087 01:04:23,193 --> 01:04:25,821 Hold on! 2088 01:04:25,821 --> 01:04:27,864 Wait for me! 2089 01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:29,907 Thanks! 2090 01:04:34,996 --> 01:04:37,915 Ha! I can't believe 2091 01:04:34,996 --> 01:04:37,915 that actually worked. 2092 01:04:37,915 --> 01:04:40,126 Hey, H? 2093 01:04:37,915 --> 01:04:40,126 Yeah? 2094 01:04:40,126 --> 01:04:41,670 Oh, right. Glasses. 2095 01:04:41,670 --> 01:04:44,715 Hi, everyone. If you could all 2096 01:04:41,670 --> 01:04:44,715 look right here. 2097 01:04:44,715 --> 01:04:46,466 Just drive. 2098 01:04:58,978 --> 01:05:00,397 Move! Go! 2099 01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:08,279 [TIRES SCREECH] 2100 01:05:17,539 --> 01:05:18,582 Oh, boy. 2101 01:05:21,042 --> 01:05:23,795 What do you think? Red button? 2102 01:05:21,042 --> 01:05:23,795 I think it's hyperdrive. 2103 01:05:23,795 --> 01:05:25,296 No, I think 2104 01:05:23,795 --> 01:05:25,296 hyperdrive is blue. 2105 01:05:25,296 --> 01:05:27,841 Sometimes you have to 2106 01:05:25,296 --> 01:05:27,841 trust your gut. 2107 01:05:27,841 --> 01:05:29,509 My gut, not yours! 2108 01:05:30,719 --> 01:05:33,805 PAWNY: 2109 01:05:30,719 --> 01:05:33,805 Somebody press something! 2110 01:05:33,805 --> 01:05:36,015 [♪♪♪] 2111 01:05:42,522 --> 01:05:44,441 [PAWNY SCREAMING] 2112 01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:45,567 [PAWNY GRUNTS] 2113 01:05:47,861 --> 01:05:49,946 [BOTH GRUNTING] 2114 01:05:57,704 --> 01:05:58,830 [LAUGHS] 2115 01:05:58,830 --> 01:06:01,583 Whoo-hoo! 2116 01:05:58,830 --> 01:06:01,583 Lost the tail. 2117 01:06:01,583 --> 01:06:03,334 What'd I tell you, huh? 2118 01:06:01,583 --> 01:06:03,334 Hyperdrive. 2119 01:06:03,334 --> 01:06:06,045 Yeah, yeah. Okay. 2120 01:06:03,334 --> 01:06:06,045 Trust your gut. Trust your gut. 2121 01:06:06,045 --> 01:06:08,256 Oh, God, I hate sand. 2122 01:06:06,045 --> 01:06:08,256 [PAWNY LAUGHS] 2123 01:06:08,256 --> 01:06:11,092 The red button was awesome! 2124 01:06:08,256 --> 01:06:11,092 [AGENT H CHUCKLES] 2125 01:06:11,092 --> 01:06:12,803 Let's press the red button 2126 01:06:11,092 --> 01:06:12,803 again. 2127 01:06:12,803 --> 01:06:14,345 [SHUSHES] 2128 01:06:14,345 --> 01:06:16,013 [AGENTS EXHALE] 2129 01:06:16,013 --> 01:06:17,098 [GRUNTS] 2130 01:06:17,098 --> 01:06:20,310 [CHITTERING] 2131 01:06:20,310 --> 01:06:22,479 Wow. 2132 01:06:24,105 --> 01:06:25,273 Hey, what's it doing? 2133 01:06:26,858 --> 01:06:28,401 Moving. 2134 01:06:28,401 --> 01:06:30,862 [♪♪♪] 2135 01:06:39,036 --> 01:06:40,163 AGENT H: 2136 01:06:39,036 --> 01:06:40,163 Oh. 2137 01:06:40,163 --> 01:06:42,332 What--? 2138 01:06:40,163 --> 01:06:42,332 What is that thing? 2139 01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:45,752 AGENT M: 2140 01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:45,752 See the core? How it keeps 2141 01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:45,752 emitting convective energy 2142 01:06:45,752 --> 01:06:48,087 across the interior of 2143 01:06:45,752 --> 01:06:48,087 the photosphere? 2144 01:06:48,087 --> 01:06:49,673 Yeah, yeah. 2145 01:06:48,087 --> 01:06:49,673 No, I see all of it. 2146 01:06:49,673 --> 01:06:51,967 I see the-- 2147 01:06:49,673 --> 01:06:51,967 The photosphere bit. 2148 01:06:51,967 --> 01:06:53,176 Okay, yeah. Shh. 2149 01:06:53,176 --> 01:06:55,762 Those are thermonuclear 2150 01:06:53,176 --> 01:06:55,762 explosions. 2151 01:06:55,762 --> 01:06:58,640 Wait, what? What does that mean? 2152 01:06:55,762 --> 01:06:58,640 Like a bomb or something? 2153 01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:02,853 I think what we're looking at 2154 01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:02,853 is a super compressed star. 2155 01:07:02,853 --> 01:07:04,646 And by the color 2156 01:07:02,853 --> 01:07:04,646 temperature, 2157 01:07:04,646 --> 01:07:08,859 I'd say it's a blue giant. 2158 01:07:08,859 --> 01:07:11,486 Let's press the button. 2159 01:07:08,859 --> 01:07:11,486 Let's see what this does. 2160 01:07:11,486 --> 01:07:14,280 Are you suggesting we try 2161 01:07:11,486 --> 01:07:14,280 a weaponized star for fun? 2162 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:16,867 Mm-hm. Well, 2163 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:16,867 for science and fun. 2164 01:07:16,867 --> 01:07:18,869 The two aren't 2165 01:07:16,867 --> 01:07:18,869 mutually exclusive. Okay. 2166 01:07:18,869 --> 01:07:20,036 I know. 2167 01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:21,997 Yeah, there is 2168 01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:21,997 no better place. 2169 01:07:21,997 --> 01:07:24,415 They don't call it 2170 01:07:21,997 --> 01:07:24,415 the Empty Quarter for nothing. 2171 01:07:24,415 --> 01:07:26,376 That's why I made 2172 01:07:24,415 --> 01:07:26,376 the suggestion. Go. 2173 01:07:26,376 --> 01:07:29,546 Uh, at just .001? 2174 01:07:26,376 --> 01:07:29,546 What do you think? 2175 01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:31,422 AGENT H: 2176 01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:31,422 Yeah. Just start off slow. 2177 01:07:31,422 --> 01:07:32,716 Press the button. 2178 01:07:31,422 --> 01:07:32,716 Okay. 2179 01:07:32,716 --> 01:07:35,510 [POWERING UP] 2180 01:07:39,806 --> 01:07:42,642 Mm. Maybe ratchet it up 2181 01:07:39,806 --> 01:07:42,642 a few notches, 2182 01:07:42,642 --> 01:07:43,768 a little higher-- 2183 01:07:44,769 --> 01:07:46,563 AGENT H: 2184 01:07:44,769 --> 01:07:46,563 Whoa! 2185 01:07:51,693 --> 01:07:53,611 That was the low setting? 2186 01:07:55,279 --> 01:07:59,367 Uh, do we think anyone's gonna 2187 01:07:55,279 --> 01:07:59,367 notice that wasn't there before? 2188 01:07:59,367 --> 01:08:01,578 [♪♪♪] 2189 01:08:10,795 --> 01:08:14,215 Sir, they got away. 2190 01:08:15,926 --> 01:08:19,220 I believe 2191 01:08:15,926 --> 01:08:19,220 the appropriate phrase is... 2192 01:08:19,220 --> 01:08:20,555 you lost them. 2193 01:08:20,555 --> 01:08:22,974 Well, 2194 01:08:20,555 --> 01:08:22,974 I put it to you, sir... 2195 01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:26,937 ...that they had help. 2196 01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:26,937 Probably. 2197 01:08:26,937 --> 01:08:30,147 But I know H. Whatever 2198 01:08:26,937 --> 01:08:30,147 he's doing, there's a reason. 2199 01:08:30,147 --> 01:08:32,149 Why do you 2200 01:08:30,147 --> 01:08:32,149 keep protecting him? 2201 01:08:32,149 --> 01:08:35,194 Huh? What is it 2202 01:08:32,149 --> 01:08:35,194 going to take? 2203 01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:39,074 I am protecting 2204 01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:39,074 this institution. 2205 01:08:39,074 --> 01:08:40,241 From what? From me? 2206 01:08:40,241 --> 01:08:41,993 Are you questioning 2207 01:08:40,241 --> 01:08:41,993 my loyalty, sir? 2208 01:08:41,993 --> 01:08:44,370 At the very least, 2209 01:08:41,993 --> 01:08:44,370 your judgment. 2210 01:08:47,791 --> 01:08:51,252 Is there anything else, 2211 01:08:47,791 --> 01:08:51,252 Agent C? 2212 01:08:53,504 --> 01:08:55,799 No, sir. 2213 01:08:53,504 --> 01:08:55,799 Good. 2214 01:08:55,799 --> 01:08:58,051 Then would you 2215 01:08:55,799 --> 01:08:58,051 kindly leave? 2216 01:08:58,051 --> 01:09:00,261 [♪♪♪] 2217 01:09:17,403 --> 01:09:20,824 Vungus knew how powerful 2218 01:09:17,403 --> 01:09:20,824 that thing was, right? 2219 01:09:20,824 --> 01:09:23,493 He knew it could destroy worlds, 2220 01:09:20,824 --> 01:09:23,493 and he gave it to you. 2221 01:09:23,493 --> 01:09:26,079 I don't understand. 2222 01:09:23,493 --> 01:09:26,079 Someone he only just met. 2223 01:09:26,079 --> 01:09:27,622 Why would he do that? 2224 01:09:29,248 --> 01:09:30,667 I don't know. 2225 01:09:29,248 --> 01:09:30,667 Hmm? 2226 01:09:30,667 --> 01:09:34,253 Maybe he trusted me. 2227 01:09:30,667 --> 01:09:34,253 [CHUCKLES] 2228 01:09:34,253 --> 01:09:36,923 I'm not gonna doubt 2229 01:09:34,253 --> 01:09:36,923 your general trustworthiness, 2230 01:09:36,923 --> 01:09:41,136 but, I mean, I sang 2231 01:09:36,923 --> 01:09:41,136 at Vungus' mother's funeral. 2232 01:09:41,136 --> 01:09:42,637 Quite beautifully, 2233 01:09:41,136 --> 01:09:42,637 I might add. 2234 01:09:42,637 --> 01:09:44,555 We knew everything 2235 01:09:42,637 --> 01:09:44,555 about one another. 2236 01:09:44,555 --> 01:09:48,518 I mean, hey, I'm pretty sure 2237 01:09:44,555 --> 01:09:48,518 he trusted me. Heh. 2238 01:09:48,518 --> 01:09:51,813 Okay, H, 2239 01:09:48,518 --> 01:09:51,813 if you must know... 2240 01:09:51,813 --> 01:09:53,648 he said that you'd changed. 2241 01:09:53,648 --> 01:09:57,193 I'm getting sick of hearing 2242 01:09:53,648 --> 01:09:57,193 this "you've changed" crap. 2243 01:09:57,193 --> 01:09:58,945 I'm the same person 2244 01:09:57,193 --> 01:09:58,945 I was years ago. 2245 01:09:58,945 --> 01:10:00,864 You've always been 2246 01:09:58,945 --> 01:10:00,864 this way? 2247 01:10:01,489 --> 01:10:02,740 What way? 2248 01:10:02,740 --> 01:10:04,575 Uh, vaguely inept. 2249 01:10:04,575 --> 01:10:07,286 Arrogant. Reckless. 2250 01:10:07,286 --> 01:10:09,831 Did I miss anything? 2251 01:10:07,286 --> 01:10:09,831 Heh. Okay, yeah. Hey, look. 2252 01:10:09,831 --> 01:10:11,833 Arrogant and reckless. 2253 01:10:09,831 --> 01:10:11,833 That's nice. 2254 01:10:11,833 --> 01:10:14,127 Maybe I am a few 2255 01:10:11,833 --> 01:10:14,127 of those things occasionally, 2256 01:10:14,127 --> 01:10:17,088 but my job is saving the planet, 2257 01:10:14,127 --> 01:10:17,088 and that's what I do. 2258 01:10:17,088 --> 01:10:19,716 I do a good job at it. 2259 01:10:17,088 --> 01:10:19,716 While that's still happening, 2260 01:10:19,716 --> 01:10:21,968 the rules are: 2261 01:10:19,716 --> 01:10:21,968 there are no rules. 2262 01:10:21,968 --> 01:10:24,012 Well, that's a rule. 2263 01:10:21,968 --> 01:10:24,012 Mm-hm. 2264 01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:28,307 Argh. Damn it. 2265 01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:28,307 All right, nobody move! 2266 01:10:28,307 --> 01:10:30,518 Drop it, hairball! 2267 01:10:28,307 --> 01:10:30,518 Nobody move. 2268 01:10:30,518 --> 01:10:33,229 Bassam. How'd you get here? 2269 01:10:30,518 --> 01:10:33,229 Feeling hydrated, H? 2270 01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:36,066 Never had a bath before. 2271 01:10:36,066 --> 01:10:39,402 Lost 2 pounds in dirt alone. 2272 01:10:36,066 --> 01:10:39,402 God, we drank from that. 2273 01:10:39,402 --> 01:10:41,738 Oh, God, I thought 2274 01:10:39,402 --> 01:10:41,738 it tasted like a living beard. 2275 01:10:41,738 --> 01:10:42,989 AGENT H: 2276 01:10:41,738 --> 01:10:42,989 Okay, um... 2277 01:10:42,989 --> 01:10:45,241 Bassam, listen, 2278 01:10:42,989 --> 01:10:45,241 all right, mate? 2279 01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:46,826 Uh, let's be sensible. 2280 01:10:46,826 --> 01:10:49,453 I don't think you know 2281 01:10:46,826 --> 01:10:49,453 what you're dealing with, so-- 2282 01:10:49,453 --> 01:10:51,122 BASSAM: 2283 01:10:49,453 --> 01:10:51,122 Oh, no, I definitely do. 2284 01:10:51,122 --> 01:10:53,624 Which is why she's gonna pay 2285 01:10:51,122 --> 01:10:53,624 so much for it. 2286 01:10:53,624 --> 01:10:56,127 No, wait. Wait, wait! 2287 01:10:53,624 --> 01:10:56,127 No, no, no! 2288 01:10:56,127 --> 01:10:58,713 BASSAM: 2289 01:10:56,127 --> 01:10:58,713 Have a nice life, bozos! 2290 01:10:58,713 --> 01:11:00,673 AGENT M: 2291 01:10:58,713 --> 01:11:00,673 Great job, H. 2292 01:11:07,847 --> 01:11:10,349 Pawny, can you ask her 2293 01:11:07,847 --> 01:11:10,349 to pass me the torque wrench? 2294 01:11:10,349 --> 01:11:13,895 She has a name and a title, 2295 01:11:10,349 --> 01:11:13,895 and you know that. 2296 01:11:13,895 --> 01:11:16,647 My lady, the jackass wants 2297 01:11:13,895 --> 01:11:16,647 a torque wrench. 2298 01:11:18,108 --> 01:11:20,735 Pawny, will you tell him 2299 01:11:18,108 --> 01:11:20,735 the sooner he restores power 2300 01:11:20,735 --> 01:11:23,071 to my drive console, 2301 01:11:20,735 --> 01:11:23,071 the sooner I can figure out 2302 01:11:23,071 --> 01:11:24,822 how to program it? 2303 01:11:23,071 --> 01:11:24,822 My lady says 2304 01:11:24,822 --> 01:11:27,825 you're a cloth-brained ass-clown 2305 01:11:24,822 --> 01:11:27,825 whose gullible idiocy 2306 01:11:27,825 --> 01:11:30,245 has threatened the very 2307 01:11:27,825 --> 01:11:30,245 existence of the planet. 2308 01:11:30,245 --> 01:11:32,496 You know what, she didn't 2309 01:11:30,245 --> 01:11:32,496 say that. All right? 2310 01:11:32,496 --> 01:11:34,249 You little worst piece 2311 01:11:32,496 --> 01:11:34,249 on the chess board. 2312 01:11:34,249 --> 01:11:36,209 She said that. 2313 01:11:34,249 --> 01:11:36,209 Didn't say any of it. 2314 01:11:36,209 --> 01:11:39,045 Yeah, but I was thinking it. 2315 01:11:36,209 --> 01:11:39,045 Actually, every single word. 2316 01:11:39,045 --> 01:11:41,256 You make a really good point. 2317 01:11:39,045 --> 01:11:41,256 Thank you. 2318 01:11:46,886 --> 01:11:49,388 If you'll tell your lady 2319 01:11:46,886 --> 01:11:49,388 she now has power. 2320 01:11:50,765 --> 01:11:53,101 The jackass says, my lady, 2321 01:11:50,765 --> 01:11:53,101 that you have power. 2322 01:11:53,101 --> 01:11:56,312 Can you thank him? 2323 01:11:53,101 --> 01:11:56,312 PAWNY: Really? 2324 01:11:56,312 --> 01:11:58,189 But in a cold, 2325 01:11:56,312 --> 01:11:58,189 kind of polite way. 2326 01:11:58,189 --> 01:12:00,024 You can even put a glare 2327 01:11:58,189 --> 01:12:00,024 on it. 2328 01:12:00,024 --> 01:12:02,026 Just play around with it. 2329 01:12:00,024 --> 01:12:02,026 I trust you. 2330 01:12:02,026 --> 01:12:04,528 My lady says thank you. 2331 01:12:04,528 --> 01:12:05,571 [GROANS] 2332 01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:09,993 I know where the weapon's going 2333 01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:09,993 and how to get it back. 2334 01:12:09,993 --> 01:12:12,578 My lady? 2335 01:12:09,993 --> 01:12:12,578 I got this one. I'm listening. 2336 01:12:12,578 --> 01:12:15,039 Bassam has only one 2337 01:12:12,578 --> 01:12:15,039 real buyer: 2338 01:12:15,039 --> 01:12:17,250 Riza Stavros. 2339 01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:20,086 Riza? The Riza 2340 01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:20,086 that you went out with? 2341 01:12:20,086 --> 01:12:22,713 The intergalactic, 2342 01:12:20,086 --> 01:12:22,713 alien arms-dealer Riza? 2343 01:12:22,713 --> 01:12:24,548 I'm gonna hop back in 2344 01:12:22,713 --> 01:12:24,548 for a second. 2345 01:12:24,548 --> 01:12:27,677 You dated Riza Stavros, 2346 01:12:24,548 --> 01:12:27,677 the Merchant of Death? 2347 01:12:27,677 --> 01:12:29,762 The Mother of Murder? 2348 01:12:29,762 --> 01:12:32,056 She's pretty hot. 2349 01:12:29,762 --> 01:12:32,056 AGENT H: Okay, I didn't know 2350 01:12:32,056 --> 01:12:34,142 she was an arms dealer 2351 01:12:32,056 --> 01:12:34,142 when we met. 2352 01:12:34,142 --> 01:12:37,561 And I was distracted 2353 01:12:34,142 --> 01:12:37,561 by her feminine wiles 2354 01:12:37,561 --> 01:12:39,605 and her 2355 01:12:37,561 --> 01:12:39,605 intoxicating beauty. 2356 01:12:39,605 --> 01:12:41,983 And besides, we weren't 2357 01:12:39,605 --> 01:12:41,983 interested in labels. 2358 01:12:41,983 --> 01:12:43,693 We were interested 2359 01:12:41,983 --> 01:12:43,693 in our hearts. 2360 01:12:43,693 --> 01:12:45,653 If having a big, old heart 2361 01:12:43,693 --> 01:12:45,653 is a crime, then shoot me. 2362 01:12:45,653 --> 01:12:46,821 [WEAPON POWERS UP] 2363 01:12:46,821 --> 01:12:48,364 Not yet. 2364 01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:50,783 You'll let me know, though, 2365 01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:50,783 right? 2366 01:12:51,868 --> 01:12:53,661 But really? 2367 01:12:54,453 --> 01:12:56,080 Your "big, old heart"? 2368 01:12:57,207 --> 01:12:58,958 [LAUGHING] 2369 01:12:58,958 --> 01:13:02,003 What? 2370 01:12:58,958 --> 01:13:02,003 It's just... 2371 01:13:02,003 --> 01:13:05,048 Well, it--? 2372 01:13:02,003 --> 01:13:05,048 It's funny, is it? Hmm? 2373 01:13:05,048 --> 01:13:07,175 [BOTH LAUGH] 2374 01:13:05,048 --> 01:13:07,175 AGENT M: "My big, old heart." 2375 01:13:07,175 --> 01:13:11,971 So stupid. Who talks like that? 2376 01:13:07,175 --> 01:13:11,971 Ha-ha-ha. Big, old doofus. 2377 01:13:13,806 --> 01:13:16,767 You've never been in love, 2378 01:13:13,806 --> 01:13:16,767 have you? 2379 01:13:18,061 --> 01:13:20,104 I'm not making fun. 2380 01:13:18,061 --> 01:13:20,104 I'm genuinely asking. 2381 01:13:20,104 --> 01:13:22,481 You've never once 2382 01:13:20,104 --> 01:13:22,481 abandoned logic for passion? 2383 01:13:24,192 --> 01:13:27,444 What is this? The sequel to 2384 01:13:24,192 --> 01:13:27,444 The Notebook? I never saw it, 2385 01:13:27,444 --> 01:13:29,989 but I assume it's a lot 2386 01:13:27,444 --> 01:13:29,989 of this type of nonsense. 2387 01:13:29,989 --> 01:13:33,951 Heh. No, I haven't. 2388 01:13:29,989 --> 01:13:33,951 Passion is unstable, 2389 01:13:33,951 --> 01:13:35,828 and logic is constant. 2390 01:13:33,951 --> 01:13:35,828 Is that right? 2391 01:13:35,828 --> 01:13:38,039 Yeah. Physical attraction 2392 01:13:35,828 --> 01:13:38,039 is nothing more 2393 01:13:38,039 --> 01:13:39,916 than chemical reactions 2394 01:13:38,039 --> 01:13:39,916 in your brain. 2395 01:13:39,916 --> 01:13:43,378 Can't trust them. 2396 01:13:39,916 --> 01:13:43,378 They're not real. 2397 01:13:43,378 --> 01:13:46,463 Isn't the whole universe 2398 01:13:43,378 --> 01:13:46,463 a chemical reaction? 2399 01:13:46,463 --> 01:13:49,675 Pretty sure 2400 01:13:46,463 --> 01:13:49,675 you can trust that. 2401 01:13:49,675 --> 01:13:51,719 Feels pretty real. 2402 01:13:54,138 --> 01:13:56,849 That's actually 2403 01:13:54,138 --> 01:13:56,849 kind of deep. 2404 01:13:59,394 --> 01:14:01,271 Well, that should do it. 2405 01:14:05,358 --> 01:14:07,110 Power her up. 2406 01:14:07,735 --> 01:14:09,320 Thank you. 2407 01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:12,949 Pawny. Not there. 2408 01:14:12,949 --> 01:14:14,909 PAWNY: 2409 01:14:12,949 --> 01:14:14,909 That's as far 2410 01:14:12,949 --> 01:14:14,909 as I could jump. 2411 01:14:14,909 --> 01:14:17,120 I could jump higher, but it 2412 01:14:14,909 --> 01:14:17,120 would've been more awkward. 2413 01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:18,955 Okay, enough. 2414 01:14:20,539 --> 01:14:21,958 Here we go. 2415 01:14:25,336 --> 01:14:28,172 And look at that. 2416 01:14:28,172 --> 01:14:30,800 Well done. 2417 01:14:28,172 --> 01:14:30,800 Mm-hm. 2418 01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:33,052 I know Riza. She may be 2419 01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:33,052 the Merchant of Death, 2420 01:14:33,052 --> 01:14:35,721 but she does have 2421 01:14:33,052 --> 01:14:35,721 one weakness. 2422 01:14:35,721 --> 01:14:37,348 Ready to be a hero, 2423 01:14:35,721 --> 01:14:37,348 little guy? 2424 01:14:37,348 --> 01:14:38,599 Pretty open to anything. 2425 01:14:38,599 --> 01:14:40,684 Good, because 2426 01:14:38,599 --> 01:14:40,684 we're going to Naples. 2427 01:14:40,684 --> 01:14:44,105 Oh, to Riza's Fortified 2428 01:14:40,684 --> 01:14:44,105 Fortress of For Sure Death? 2429 01:14:44,105 --> 01:14:45,022 [GROANS] 2430 01:14:45,022 --> 01:14:47,233 [♪♪♪] 2431 01:15:06,252 --> 01:15:08,463 [♪♪♪] 2432 01:15:11,715 --> 01:15:13,843 Don't shoot. Don't shoot. 2433 01:15:15,303 --> 01:15:17,305 [BEEPING] 2434 01:15:17,305 --> 01:15:19,849 Oh. I'm so sorry. 2435 01:15:17,305 --> 01:15:19,849 Oh. 2436 01:15:19,849 --> 01:15:22,352 Can we do this another day? 2437 01:15:19,849 --> 01:15:22,352 I have another visitor. 2438 01:15:22,352 --> 01:15:23,769 Absolutely. 2439 01:15:22,352 --> 01:15:23,769 Yeah? 2440 01:15:23,769 --> 01:15:25,104 Thank you. 2441 01:15:23,769 --> 01:15:25,104 [MUTTERS] 2442 01:15:25,104 --> 01:15:26,105 Au revoir. 2443 01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:27,898 Bye. 2444 01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:27,898 Bye. 2445 01:15:29,317 --> 01:15:31,277 [MAN SCREAMS] 2446 01:15:32,111 --> 01:15:33,279 Luca. 2447 01:15:33,279 --> 01:15:34,947 Did you miss me? 2448 01:15:33,279 --> 01:15:34,947 No. 2449 01:15:36,282 --> 01:15:37,158 [GROANS] 2450 01:15:37,158 --> 01:15:39,369 [♪♪♪] 2451 01:15:45,624 --> 01:15:46,709 H. 2452 01:15:48,461 --> 01:15:50,171 I know why you're here. 2453 01:15:51,464 --> 01:15:53,132 [INHALES] 2454 01:15:53,132 --> 01:15:55,301 Why are you wearing 2455 01:15:53,132 --> 01:15:55,301 pink trousers? 2456 01:15:55,301 --> 01:15:57,428 [LUCA BLUSTERS] 2457 01:16:10,983 --> 01:16:13,152 AGENT H: 2458 01:16:10,983 --> 01:16:13,152 So how have you been? 2459 01:16:13,152 --> 01:16:16,447 It's been a while, huh? That's 2460 01:16:13,152 --> 01:16:16,447 the tough thing about breakups, 2461 01:16:16,447 --> 01:16:20,410 is the friendships 2462 01:16:16,447 --> 01:16:20,410 you lose. Heh. Ahh. 2463 01:16:20,410 --> 01:16:22,537 We had some good times, 2464 01:16:20,410 --> 01:16:22,537 though, didn't we? 2465 01:16:22,537 --> 01:16:23,871 [LUCA BLUSTERS] 2466 01:16:23,871 --> 01:16:26,207 Riza and I had 2467 01:16:23,871 --> 01:16:26,207 good times, I guess. 2468 01:16:26,207 --> 01:16:28,459 You just lurked 2469 01:16:26,207 --> 01:16:28,459 in the background a bit. 2470 01:16:28,459 --> 01:16:29,419 [AGENT H CHUCKLES] 2471 01:16:29,419 --> 01:16:31,628 [♪♪♪] 2472 01:16:37,468 --> 01:16:39,803 RIZA: 2473 01:16:37,468 --> 01:16:39,803 Wonderful, isn't she? 2474 01:16:39,803 --> 01:16:41,472 I just love 2475 01:16:41,472 --> 01:16:44,434 dumb, 2476 01:16:41,472 --> 01:16:44,434 beautiful creatures. 2477 01:16:44,434 --> 01:16:45,435 [CHUCKLES] 2478 01:16:45,435 --> 01:16:47,061 [EXHALES] 2479 01:16:50,814 --> 01:16:53,234 Well, this is familiar, 2480 01:16:50,814 --> 01:16:53,234 isn't it? 2481 01:16:53,234 --> 01:16:54,735 [GRUNTS] 2482 01:16:56,028 --> 01:16:57,696 So... 2483 01:16:57,696 --> 01:17:00,408 MIB finally 2484 01:16:57,696 --> 01:17:00,408 showed you the door, eh? 2485 01:17:00,408 --> 01:17:02,285 Showed myself out, 2486 01:17:00,408 --> 01:17:02,285 actually. 2487 01:17:02,285 --> 01:17:03,869 Oh. 2488 01:17:03,869 --> 01:17:05,955 Some horses are born 2489 01:17:03,869 --> 01:17:05,955 to roam free. 2490 01:17:05,955 --> 01:17:08,499 And others just get shot. 2491 01:17:05,955 --> 01:17:08,499 What are you doing here? 2492 01:17:08,499 --> 01:17:12,836 I wanted to see you. 2493 01:17:08,499 --> 01:17:12,836 And I brought you something. 2494 01:17:14,464 --> 01:17:16,173 I know 2495 01:17:14,464 --> 01:17:16,173 how you like special pets, 2496 01:17:16,173 --> 01:17:17,925 so I brought you 2497 01:17:16,173 --> 01:17:17,925 a peace offering. 2498 01:17:17,925 --> 01:17:19,302 Meow, 2499 01:17:17,925 --> 01:17:19,302 meow. 2500 01:17:19,302 --> 01:17:22,179 Bark, woof, 2501 01:17:19,302 --> 01:17:22,179 et cetera, et cetera. 2502 01:17:22,179 --> 01:17:24,474 Oh, I like it. 2503 01:17:24,474 --> 01:17:28,644 He is cute in an ugly 2504 01:17:24,474 --> 01:17:28,644 sort of way, isn't he? 2505 01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:30,605 The last 2506 01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:30,605 of his kind. 2507 01:17:30,605 --> 01:17:33,232 You always did know the way 2508 01:17:30,605 --> 01:17:33,232 to my heart, didn't you? 2509 01:17:33,232 --> 01:17:36,193 You always knew how to make mine 2510 01:17:33,232 --> 01:17:36,193 beat that little bit faster. 2511 01:17:36,193 --> 01:17:39,447 AGENT M: 2512 01:17:36,193 --> 01:17:39,447 Not a neuralyzer in the world 2513 01:17:36,193 --> 01:17:39,447 could make me forget that. 2514 01:17:39,447 --> 01:17:41,157 RIZA: 2515 01:17:39,447 --> 01:17:41,157 I was actually looking forward 2516 01:17:41,157 --> 01:17:43,826 to seeing my guns tear you 2517 01:17:41,157 --> 01:17:43,826 to pieces, then I saw 2518 01:17:43,826 --> 01:17:47,622 that perfect little face 2519 01:17:43,826 --> 01:17:47,622 of yours, and... 2520 01:17:47,622 --> 01:17:48,998 [SIGHS] 2521 01:17:48,998 --> 01:17:50,082 I had to know. 2522 01:17:51,083 --> 01:17:52,168 Know what? 2523 01:17:53,586 --> 01:17:54,837 I want to know the truth. 2524 01:17:54,837 --> 01:17:57,173 Mm-hm. 2525 01:17:54,837 --> 01:17:57,173 Was this ever real? 2526 01:17:57,173 --> 01:17:58,841 Hmm? This? 2527 01:17:58,841 --> 01:18:00,843 You, me? Was it? 2528 01:18:00,843 --> 01:18:02,637 [CHUCKLES] 2529 01:18:02,637 --> 01:18:03,804 This'll be good. 2530 01:18:07,141 --> 01:18:09,435 Was it? 2531 01:18:09,435 --> 01:18:11,187 I knew who you were 2532 01:18:09,435 --> 01:18:11,187 from the start. 2533 01:18:11,187 --> 01:18:13,606 My job 2534 01:18:11,187 --> 01:18:13,606 was to gain your trust 2535 01:18:13,606 --> 01:18:15,816 and take you down 2536 01:18:15,816 --> 01:18:18,819 when the opportunity came. 2537 01:18:15,816 --> 01:18:18,819 That's the truth. 2538 01:18:18,819 --> 01:18:21,322 AGENT M: 2539 01:18:18,819 --> 01:18:21,322 Gotta turn my earpiece off 2540 01:18:18,819 --> 01:18:21,322 for this. 2541 01:18:21,322 --> 01:18:23,407 God, shut up. 2542 01:18:23,407 --> 01:18:24,950 What? 2543 01:18:23,407 --> 01:18:24,950 No, I'm sorry. 2544 01:18:24,950 --> 01:18:27,744 It's what I say 2545 01:18:24,950 --> 01:18:27,744 to my heart... 2546 01:18:27,744 --> 01:18:29,622 when it's like a voice 2547 01:18:27,744 --> 01:18:29,622 inside my head. 2548 01:18:29,622 --> 01:18:31,290 Oh, I know. 2549 01:18:31,290 --> 01:18:33,501 I couldn't fake that. 2550 01:18:35,085 --> 01:18:36,170 Thank you. 2551 01:18:36,170 --> 01:18:38,464 It's okay. 2552 01:18:38,464 --> 01:18:41,008 No, but thank you for-- 2553 01:18:41,008 --> 01:18:42,510 For giving me closure. 2554 01:18:42,510 --> 01:18:45,429 We all need some-- 2555 01:18:42,510 --> 01:18:45,429 Some closure from time to time. 2556 01:18:45,429 --> 01:18:47,890 RIZA: Get him out of here. 2557 01:18:45,429 --> 01:18:47,890 What--? Wait, no. Hey. 2558 01:18:47,890 --> 01:18:49,684 Wait. 2559 01:18:47,890 --> 01:18:49,684 I need some closure too. 2560 01:18:49,684 --> 01:18:52,311 What about my feelings? 2561 01:18:49,684 --> 01:18:52,311 RIZA: H, here's a tip for you. 2562 01:18:52,311 --> 01:18:54,146 Next time you bring 2563 01:18:52,311 --> 01:18:54,146 a peace offering, 2564 01:18:54,146 --> 01:18:56,566 don't make it the same day 2565 01:18:54,146 --> 01:18:56,566 I come into possession 2566 01:18:56,566 --> 01:18:58,568 of the most powerful weapon 2567 01:18:56,566 --> 01:18:58,568 ever created. 2568 01:18:58,568 --> 01:19:00,236 This has nothing to do 2569 01:18:58,568 --> 01:19:00,236 with that. 2570 01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:01,696 I didn't know 2571 01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:01,696 you had a weapon. 2572 01:19:01,696 --> 01:19:03,614 It's a separate thing. 2573 01:19:01,696 --> 01:19:03,614 A coincidence. 2574 01:19:03,614 --> 01:19:06,492 Total coincidence. Didn't know 2575 01:19:03,614 --> 01:19:06,492 she had a weapon. Did you? 2576 01:19:06,492 --> 01:19:08,244 [LUCA GRUMBLING] 2577 01:19:08,244 --> 01:19:09,620 Take him 2578 01:19:08,244 --> 01:19:09,620 to the boat. 2579 01:19:09,620 --> 01:19:12,582 All right. 2580 01:19:09,620 --> 01:19:12,582 Okay, okay, okay. 2581 01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:19,672 Fellas, 2582 01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:19,672 I think that went pretty well. 2583 01:19:19,672 --> 01:19:22,841 Looks like we'll be seeing 2584 01:19:19,672 --> 01:19:22,841 a lot more of each other. 2585 01:19:22,841 --> 01:19:24,009 [GRUNTING] 2586 01:19:24,009 --> 01:19:26,220 [♪♪♪] 2587 01:19:33,143 --> 01:19:35,730 [♪♪♪] 2588 01:19:48,284 --> 01:19:50,369 Okay. 2589 01:19:50,369 --> 01:19:52,121 Okay, okay, okay. Shh... 2590 01:19:53,122 --> 01:19:54,873 RIZA: 2591 01:19:53,122 --> 01:19:54,873 Sebastian, darling. 2592 01:19:54,873 --> 01:19:56,792 How would you like 2593 01:19:54,873 --> 01:19:56,792 to be able to destroy 2594 01:19:56,792 --> 01:19:59,295 entire solar systems 2595 01:19:56,792 --> 01:19:59,295 without leaving your home? 2596 01:19:59,295 --> 01:20:01,171 AGENT M: Pawny? 2597 01:19:59,295 --> 01:20:01,171 Yeah, I see it. 2598 01:20:01,171 --> 01:20:03,215 Uh... 2599 01:20:04,717 --> 01:20:07,553 Oh, would you look at that. 2600 01:20:04,717 --> 01:20:07,553 Good to go, M. 2601 01:20:10,180 --> 01:20:12,349 AGENT M: 2602 01:20:10,180 --> 01:20:12,349 Okay, Pawny, 2603 01:20:10,180 --> 01:20:12,349 it's all on you now. 2604 01:20:12,349 --> 01:20:15,436 Okay, that kind of pressure 2605 01:20:12,349 --> 01:20:15,436 is not constructive. 2606 01:20:15,436 --> 01:20:18,689 It's very simple, darling. 2607 01:20:15,436 --> 01:20:18,689 Do you want it or not? 2608 01:20:19,815 --> 01:20:21,984 No, I only have one, 2609 01:20:19,815 --> 01:20:21,984 Sebastian, 2610 01:20:21,984 --> 01:20:23,569 and I won't have that 2611 01:20:21,984 --> 01:20:23,569 for long. 2612 01:20:24,654 --> 01:20:26,405 No, I'm gonna give you 2613 01:20:24,654 --> 01:20:26,405 five seconds. 2614 01:20:26,405 --> 01:20:28,115 Perfectly done. 2615 01:20:28,115 --> 01:20:29,199 Whoop. 2616 01:20:31,368 --> 01:20:32,828 I'm going to call you back. 2617 01:20:34,121 --> 01:20:35,414 Crap. Oh, crap. Oh, crap. 2618 01:20:35,414 --> 01:20:36,873 Look at your little legs. 2619 01:20:36,873 --> 01:20:37,958 You are so fast. 2620 01:20:39,293 --> 01:20:41,003 Why, look at you run. 2621 01:20:41,003 --> 01:20:42,755 [♪♪♪] 2622 01:20:43,589 --> 01:20:44,881 You're so fast! 2623 01:20:44,881 --> 01:20:46,759 Wait, I'm coming. 2624 01:20:44,881 --> 01:20:46,759 I'm coming. 2625 01:20:52,640 --> 01:20:56,059 Now, you don't run away again. 2626 01:20:52,640 --> 01:20:56,059 Oh, hello. 2627 01:20:57,936 --> 01:21:00,981 Oh, and here I thought... 2628 01:21:00,981 --> 01:21:02,692 H worked alone. 2629 01:21:03,651 --> 01:21:06,278 Silly me. 2630 01:21:06,278 --> 01:21:08,531 Poor you. 2631 01:21:08,531 --> 01:21:11,450 It's been a steep 2632 01:21:08,531 --> 01:21:11,450 learning curve, yeah. 2633 01:21:11,450 --> 01:21:12,993 [POWERS UP] 2634 01:21:14,537 --> 01:21:17,164 Oh, that? That's a snub-nosed 2635 01:21:14,537 --> 01:21:17,164 Karzig annihilator. 2636 01:21:17,164 --> 01:21:20,668 Do you know what that does 2637 01:21:17,164 --> 01:21:20,668 to a human body? 2638 01:21:21,836 --> 01:21:25,422 It boils you 2639 01:21:21,836 --> 01:21:25,422 from the inside out. 2640 01:21:26,382 --> 01:21:27,591 Cute. 2641 01:21:28,551 --> 01:21:30,010 Do you know what 2642 01:21:28,551 --> 01:21:30,010 a Pawny does 2643 01:21:30,010 --> 01:21:32,137 to sadistic 2644 01:21:30,010 --> 01:21:32,137 alien arms-dealers? 2645 01:21:32,137 --> 01:21:34,431 No, honey. 2646 01:21:32,137 --> 01:21:34,431 Tell me what a Pawny is. 2647 01:21:34,431 --> 01:21:36,851 I'm a Pawny, 2648 01:21:34,431 --> 01:21:36,851 you psycho! 2649 01:21:38,018 --> 01:21:39,353 [GRUNTS] 2650 01:21:39,353 --> 01:21:41,564 [♪♪♪] 2651 01:21:44,983 --> 01:21:46,527 [GRUNTING] 2652 01:21:50,406 --> 01:21:52,575 [BOTH GRUNTING] 2653 01:22:01,709 --> 01:22:03,377 [GRUNTS] 2654 01:22:05,671 --> 01:22:07,506 [BOTH GRUNTING] 2655 01:22:17,140 --> 01:22:19,017 [GRUNTS] 2656 01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:25,691 Looks like 2657 01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:25,691 the tables have turned. 2658 01:22:28,026 --> 01:22:29,528 That was an incredible catch. 2659 01:22:29,528 --> 01:22:30,905 [GROWLS] 2660 01:22:35,117 --> 01:22:36,410 [GRUNTS] 2661 01:23:02,853 --> 01:23:05,481 [PANTING] 2662 01:23:05,481 --> 01:23:06,774 That felt good. 2663 01:23:15,699 --> 01:23:18,494 Don't worry. Don't worry. 2664 01:23:15,699 --> 01:23:18,494 It's all part of the plan. 2665 01:23:18,494 --> 01:23:21,121 Well, H, you always have been 2666 01:23:18,494 --> 01:23:21,121 rather delusional. 2667 01:23:24,166 --> 01:23:26,293 [GRUNTING] 2668 01:23:30,297 --> 01:23:31,674 Peace offering. 2669 01:23:31,674 --> 01:23:33,383 Kill them. 2670 01:23:33,383 --> 01:23:36,428 Start with him 2671 01:23:33,383 --> 01:23:36,428 and make it hurt. 2672 01:23:36,428 --> 01:23:39,139 No! You don't have 2673 01:23:36,428 --> 01:23:39,139 to do this. 2674 01:23:39,139 --> 01:23:42,309 [CHOKING] 2675 01:23:39,139 --> 01:23:42,309 Put me down, 2676 01:23:39,139 --> 01:23:42,309 you Tarantian thug. 2677 01:23:42,309 --> 01:23:44,186 Wait. 2678 01:23:42,309 --> 01:23:44,186 Did you say "Tarantian"? 2679 01:23:44,186 --> 01:23:46,188 Yes. 2680 01:23:44,186 --> 01:23:46,188 PAWNY: Yes, my lady, he did. 2681 01:23:46,188 --> 01:23:48,941 They tend to be single-minded 2682 01:23:46,188 --> 01:23:48,941 when it comes to killing. 2683 01:23:48,941 --> 01:23:50,693 Brains the size 2684 01:23:48,941 --> 01:23:50,693 of a pistachio nut. 2685 01:23:50,693 --> 01:23:51,694 Okay, shh. 2686 01:23:51,694 --> 01:23:53,236 You're not helping. 2687 01:23:55,948 --> 01:23:58,993 The creature you saw was 2688 01:23:55,948 --> 01:23:58,993 an unlicensed Tarantian 2689 01:23:58,993 --> 01:24:00,494 from Andromeda II. 2690 01:24:00,494 --> 01:24:02,329 Tarantian? 2691 01:24:02,329 --> 01:24:04,247 [PURRS] 2692 01:24:05,958 --> 01:24:07,710 I know a Tarantian. 2693 01:24:07,710 --> 01:24:08,961 I met one once. 2694 01:24:09,879 --> 01:24:10,880 I helped him. 2695 01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:12,214 [CHOKING] 2696 01:24:12,214 --> 01:24:13,507 Kabla nakshulin. 2697 01:24:13,507 --> 01:24:15,509 [♪♪♪] 2698 01:24:15,509 --> 01:24:16,552 What? 2699 01:24:18,053 --> 01:24:20,055 Kabla nakshulin? 2700 01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:22,349 What she said. 2701 01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:22,349 How do you know that? 2702 01:24:22,349 --> 01:24:23,976 Because he said it to me. 2703 01:24:24,601 --> 01:24:25,686 [GRUNTS] 2704 01:24:26,645 --> 01:24:28,188 [EXHALES HEAVILY] 2705 01:24:30,941 --> 01:24:32,108 Molly? 2706 01:24:32,108 --> 01:24:33,485 Yes. 2707 01:24:33,485 --> 01:24:36,530 Molly? Are you shitting me? 2708 01:24:33,485 --> 01:24:36,530 Really? 2709 01:24:36,530 --> 01:24:38,741 [LAUGHS] 2710 01:24:38,741 --> 01:24:40,826 Who's delusional now? 2711 01:24:40,826 --> 01:24:41,994 It's you? 2712 01:24:43,662 --> 01:24:45,330 [GASPING] 2713 01:24:46,289 --> 01:24:47,624 You've grown. 2714 01:24:47,624 --> 01:24:49,793 I mean, me too. 2715 01:24:53,005 --> 01:24:54,256 Give her the box. 2716 01:24:54,256 --> 01:24:56,800 Luca, 2717 01:24:54,256 --> 01:24:56,800 you can't do this. 2718 01:24:56,800 --> 01:24:58,301 Haven't I been good to you? 2719 01:24:58,301 --> 01:25:01,430 I've let you kill anyone 2720 01:24:58,301 --> 01:25:01,430 you wanted. 2721 01:25:01,430 --> 01:25:02,514 Come on. 2722 01:25:02,514 --> 01:25:04,099 [POWERS UP] 2723 01:25:02,514 --> 01:25:04,099 No? 2724 01:25:04,934 --> 01:25:06,685 [SIGHS] 2725 01:25:04,934 --> 01:25:06,685 [WHEEZES] 2726 01:25:06,685 --> 01:25:08,186 The box. 2727 01:25:08,186 --> 01:25:10,480 [♪♪♪] 2728 01:25:12,524 --> 01:25:14,610 Thank you. 2729 01:25:14,610 --> 01:25:16,737 You changed my life, 2730 01:25:14,610 --> 01:25:16,737 by the way. Heh, heh. 2731 01:25:16,737 --> 01:25:18,321 Hey, uh, quickly. 2732 01:25:18,321 --> 01:25:21,283 Kabla nakshulin, 2733 01:25:18,321 --> 01:25:21,283 what does it mean? 2734 01:25:22,158 --> 01:25:23,410 It means: 2735 01:25:23,410 --> 01:25:26,038 "One day, 2736 01:25:23,410 --> 01:25:26,038 I'll kill whoever you choose 2737 01:25:26,038 --> 01:25:28,164 in the most gruesome way 2738 01:25:26,038 --> 01:25:28,164 imaginable." 2739 01:25:29,458 --> 01:25:32,252 Or maybe we just 2740 01:25:29,458 --> 01:25:32,252 keep her here for a moment 2741 01:25:32,252 --> 01:25:35,171 until he and I can discuss 2742 01:25:32,252 --> 01:25:35,171 a plan of action. 2743 01:25:35,171 --> 01:25:37,091 [SOFTLY] 2744 01:25:35,171 --> 01:25:37,091 H? H, are you okay? 2745 01:25:37,091 --> 01:25:38,634 [WHEEZES] 2746 01:25:38,634 --> 01:25:40,469 I'm good. 2747 01:25:41,637 --> 01:25:43,722 That was-- 2748 01:25:41,637 --> 01:25:43,722 That was a rush. 2749 01:25:43,722 --> 01:25:45,515 Yeah, 2750 01:25:43,722 --> 01:25:45,515 and incredibly painful. 2751 01:25:45,515 --> 01:25:47,183 Yeah. 2752 01:25:45,515 --> 01:25:47,183 PAWNY: Pretty sure the plan 2753 01:25:47,183 --> 01:25:48,978 went wrong in 2754 01:25:47,183 --> 01:25:48,978 every conceivable way. 2755 01:25:48,978 --> 01:25:50,020 Yeah, well... 2756 01:25:51,855 --> 01:25:54,942 So, uh, 2757 01:25:51,855 --> 01:25:54,942 it's Molly, huh? 2758 01:25:56,359 --> 01:25:57,903 You're not supposed 2759 01:25:56,359 --> 01:25:57,903 to know that. 2760 01:25:57,903 --> 01:25:59,404 Well, too late. 2761 01:25:57,903 --> 01:25:59,404 I know it now. 2762 01:25:59,404 --> 01:26:01,531 Guess it's only fair 2763 01:25:59,404 --> 01:26:01,531 that you know mine. 2764 01:26:01,531 --> 01:26:03,199 I don't wanna know. 2765 01:26:01,531 --> 01:26:03,199 I'll tell you. 2766 01:26:03,199 --> 01:26:04,701 Okay. 2767 01:26:03,199 --> 01:26:04,701 You ready? 2768 01:26:04,701 --> 01:26:05,786 Horatio. 2769 01:26:05,786 --> 01:26:08,413 [LAUGHING] It is not. 2770 01:26:05,786 --> 01:26:08,413 It's not. 2771 01:26:09,414 --> 01:26:10,749 It's Henry. 2772 01:26:11,750 --> 01:26:13,168 Yeah, you look like 2773 01:26:11,750 --> 01:26:13,168 a Henry. 2774 01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:15,629 Good. It's all I've got. 2775 01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:15,629 I'm Steve. 2776 01:26:15,629 --> 01:26:18,590 Steve? I thought you said 2777 01:26:15,629 --> 01:26:18,590 pawns didn't have names. 2778 01:26:18,590 --> 01:26:21,093 We don't. 2779 01:26:18,590 --> 01:26:21,093 I was just feeling left out. 2780 01:26:21,093 --> 01:26:22,803 [CHUCKLES] 2781 01:26:21,093 --> 01:26:22,803 Oh, Steve. 2782 01:26:22,803 --> 01:26:24,596 [CHUCKLES] 2783 01:26:28,558 --> 01:26:30,769 [RUMBLING] 2784 01:26:30,769 --> 01:26:32,104 Whoa... 2785 01:26:30,769 --> 01:26:32,104 [GASPS] 2786 01:26:33,480 --> 01:26:34,982 Wha--? 2787 01:26:34,982 --> 01:26:36,108 That is not cool. 2788 01:26:40,112 --> 01:26:42,572 AGENT M: 2789 01:26:40,112 --> 01:26:42,572 I don't like what 2790 01:26:40,112 --> 01:26:42,572 the earth is doing now. 2791 01:26:42,572 --> 01:26:43,866 AGENT H: 2792 01:26:42,572 --> 01:26:43,866 No, no, no. 2793 01:26:43,866 --> 01:26:46,118 [♪♪♪] 2794 01:26:46,118 --> 01:26:47,828 [GROWLING] 2795 01:26:50,246 --> 01:26:51,874 Kabla nakshulin! 2796 01:26:54,501 --> 01:26:55,961 It was worth a try. 2797 01:26:55,961 --> 01:26:59,339 BOTH: 2798 01:26:55,961 --> 01:26:59,339 We must have the weapon, 2799 01:26:55,961 --> 01:26:59,339 for the Hive. 2800 01:26:59,339 --> 01:27:01,508 No. I don't know if 2801 01:26:59,339 --> 01:27:01,508 you've heard, 2802 01:27:01,508 --> 01:27:04,094 but we are 2803 01:27:01,508 --> 01:27:04,094 the Men in Black. 2804 01:27:05,721 --> 01:27:08,223 The Men and Women 2805 01:27:05,721 --> 01:27:08,223 in Black. 2806 01:27:10,517 --> 01:27:11,852 Nice save. 2807 01:27:11,852 --> 01:27:13,520 If you think 2808 01:27:11,852 --> 01:27:13,520 we'll hand this over, 2809 01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:14,855 you've got 2810 01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:14,855 another think coming. 2811 01:27:14,855 --> 01:27:16,231 You don't know who 2812 01:27:14,855 --> 01:27:16,231 you're dealing with. 2813 01:27:16,231 --> 01:27:17,566 See, we protect the Earth. 2814 01:27:17,566 --> 01:27:19,151 Everyone and everything on it. 2815 01:27:19,151 --> 01:27:21,195 So you wanna do this? 2816 01:27:19,151 --> 01:27:21,195 You wanna get down? 2817 01:27:21,195 --> 01:27:22,905 Fine. Let's go. 2818 01:27:24,656 --> 01:27:26,658 [WEAPON POWERING UP] 2819 01:27:26,658 --> 01:27:28,911 Move, and I'll obliterate 2820 01:27:26,658 --> 01:27:28,911 this entire island 2821 01:27:28,911 --> 01:27:30,328 and everything on it. 2822 01:27:32,330 --> 01:27:35,375 Including us. You don't think 2823 01:27:32,330 --> 01:27:35,375 we should've spoken about this? 2824 01:27:35,375 --> 01:27:36,752 I just gave a whole speech. 2825 01:27:36,752 --> 01:27:38,170 Yeah, I liked the speech. 2826 01:27:38,170 --> 01:27:40,338 I just thought 2827 01:27:38,170 --> 01:27:40,338 this would be more effective. 2828 01:27:40,338 --> 01:27:42,257 You heard me. 2829 01:27:40,338 --> 01:27:42,257 Don't make me use it. 2830 01:27:42,257 --> 01:27:45,094 We'll do anything 2831 01:27:42,257 --> 01:27:45,094 to protect our world. 2832 01:27:49,514 --> 01:27:50,974 So will we. 2833 01:27:52,642 --> 01:27:54,310 [WEAPONS FIRING] 2834 01:28:07,616 --> 01:28:10,535 Nothing in this universe 2835 01:28:07,616 --> 01:28:10,535 is unkillable. 2836 01:28:10,535 --> 01:28:12,871 With the proper voltage. 2837 01:28:12,871 --> 01:28:14,664 Are you both 2838 01:28:12,871 --> 01:28:14,664 all right? 2839 01:28:14,664 --> 01:28:17,000 Yes, sir. 2840 01:28:14,664 --> 01:28:17,000 Never better. 2841 01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:19,711 Sir, how did you find us? 2842 01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:19,711 Experience. 2843 01:28:21,046 --> 01:28:22,297 Riza again, H? 2844 01:28:22,297 --> 01:28:24,925 When are you 2845 01:28:22,297 --> 01:28:24,925 going to learn? 2846 01:28:24,925 --> 01:28:26,342 [SIGHS] 2847 01:28:27,343 --> 01:28:28,762 I knew 2848 01:28:27,343 --> 01:28:28,762 I could count on you. 2849 01:28:28,762 --> 01:28:30,806 That, in the end, 2850 01:28:28,762 --> 01:28:30,806 you'd pull through. 2851 01:28:30,806 --> 01:28:32,307 Thank you, sir. 2852 01:28:32,307 --> 01:28:33,892 You too, M. 2853 01:28:33,892 --> 01:28:36,352 Agent O had a feeling 2854 01:28:33,892 --> 01:28:36,352 about you, and she was right. 2855 01:28:36,352 --> 01:28:38,021 [♪♪♪] 2856 01:28:41,942 --> 01:28:43,860 The universe has a way 2857 01:28:41,942 --> 01:28:43,860 of leading you 2858 01:28:43,860 --> 01:28:45,612 to where 2859 01:28:43,860 --> 01:28:45,612 you're supposed to be... 2860 01:28:45,612 --> 01:28:48,364 At the moment 2861 01:28:45,612 --> 01:28:48,364 you're supposed to be there. 2862 01:28:51,034 --> 01:28:52,286 Let's go home. 2863 01:28:54,788 --> 01:28:56,915 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING] 2864 01:28:58,792 --> 01:29:00,877 [CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 2865 01:29:04,464 --> 01:29:06,925 Let's keep this safe, 2866 01:29:04,464 --> 01:29:06,925 shall we? 2867 01:29:06,925 --> 01:29:09,845 Saunder, 2868 01:29:06,925 --> 01:29:09,845 inform the Jababian embassy, 2869 01:29:09,845 --> 01:29:11,972 we have the weapon. 2870 01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:19,188 Quite the first assignment 2871 01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:19,188 for a probationary agent, M. 2872 01:29:19,188 --> 01:29:23,358 Marrakesh, 2873 01:29:19,188 --> 01:29:23,358 the Empty Quarter, Naples. 2874 01:29:23,358 --> 01:29:26,320 Imagine what you will accomplish 2875 01:29:23,358 --> 01:29:26,320 when you're one of us. 2876 01:29:27,529 --> 01:29:30,240 Yes, sir. 2877 01:29:27,529 --> 01:29:30,240 Enjoy this moment, M. 2878 01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:32,742 They never last. 2879 01:29:33,827 --> 01:29:36,038 [♪♪♪] 2880 01:29:37,747 --> 01:29:40,083 AGENT C: 2881 01:29:37,747 --> 01:29:40,083 I don't know how you do it, 2882 01:29:37,747 --> 01:29:40,083 but you keep doing it. 2883 01:29:40,083 --> 01:29:42,127 Yeah? What's that, C? 2884 01:29:42,127 --> 01:29:43,253 Well, saving the world 2885 01:29:43,253 --> 01:29:45,922 from total destruction 2886 01:29:43,253 --> 01:29:45,922 twice... 2887 01:29:45,922 --> 01:29:47,090 in as many years. 2888 01:29:47,090 --> 01:29:48,466 I mean... 2889 01:29:48,466 --> 01:29:50,384 what are the odds? 2890 01:29:48,466 --> 01:29:50,384 What are the odds? 2891 01:29:50,384 --> 01:29:52,095 [♪♪♪] 2892 01:29:53,471 --> 01:29:55,057 MIB! 2893 01:29:55,057 --> 01:29:56,350 [CAMERA BEEPING] 2894 01:29:56,350 --> 01:29:57,684 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 2895 01:29:57,684 --> 01:29:59,353 Right. 2896 01:30:01,897 --> 01:30:03,439 Excuse me. 2897 01:30:01,897 --> 01:30:03,439 Yeah. 2898 01:30:08,402 --> 01:30:09,571 Hey. 2899 01:30:08,402 --> 01:30:09,571 Hey. 2900 01:30:09,571 --> 01:30:10,697 How's it going? 2901 01:30:10,697 --> 01:30:12,199 Uh, you know. 2902 01:30:10,697 --> 01:30:12,199 Cool party, huh? 2903 01:30:12,199 --> 01:30:14,408 Yeah, great party. 2904 01:30:12,199 --> 01:30:14,408 Something is wrong. 2905 01:30:14,408 --> 01:30:16,119 That's what 2906 01:30:14,408 --> 01:30:16,119 I was thinking. 2907 01:30:16,119 --> 01:30:18,747 I said to the Dyads we'd 2908 01:30:16,119 --> 01:30:18,747 do anything to save our world. 2909 01:30:18,747 --> 01:30:20,665 They said that 2910 01:30:18,747 --> 01:30:20,665 they would too. 2911 01:30:18,747 --> 01:30:20,665 Mm-hmm. 2912 01:30:20,665 --> 01:30:23,710 Then they told us they needed 2913 01:30:20,665 --> 01:30:23,710 the weapon for the Hive. 2914 01:30:23,710 --> 01:30:25,670 What if we misunderstood 2915 01:30:23,710 --> 01:30:25,670 what that meant? 2916 01:30:25,670 --> 01:30:28,215 Maybe they needed the weapon 2917 01:30:25,670 --> 01:30:28,215 to use against the Hive 2918 01:30:28,215 --> 01:30:30,342 to save their world. 2919 01:30:28,215 --> 01:30:30,342 Mm-hmm. 2920 01:30:30,342 --> 01:30:32,844 Which could mean they were 2921 01:30:30,342 --> 01:30:32,844 never the Hive at all. 2922 01:30:32,844 --> 01:30:34,512 Uh-huh. 2923 01:30:34,512 --> 01:30:37,515 But the DNA, the mutations. 2924 01:30:34,512 --> 01:30:37,515 High T showed us that sample. 2925 01:30:37,515 --> 01:30:40,102 All right. Let's see. 2926 01:30:40,102 --> 01:30:42,812 Agent H, bring up 2927 01:30:40,102 --> 01:30:42,812 the Dyad forensic report. 2928 01:30:42,812 --> 01:30:44,689 [WHIRRING] 2929 01:30:44,689 --> 01:30:46,983 [♪♪♪] 2930 01:30:46,983 --> 01:30:49,694 Who has the authority 2931 01:30:46,983 --> 01:30:49,694 to make a case file disappear? 2932 01:30:49,694 --> 01:30:51,405 Come with me. 2933 01:31:01,081 --> 01:31:04,542 And what about Naples? 2934 01:31:01,081 --> 01:31:04,542 How did he know we were there? 2935 01:31:04,542 --> 01:31:05,877 He was doing his job. 2936 01:31:05,877 --> 01:31:07,879 Does his job 2937 01:31:05,877 --> 01:31:07,879 include tracking us? 2938 01:31:07,879 --> 01:31:11,258 He gave this to me as a gift. 2939 01:31:07,879 --> 01:31:11,258 It has a chip inside it. 2940 01:31:12,842 --> 01:31:15,762 We need to see the confiscated 2941 01:31:12,842 --> 01:31:15,762 Jababian weapon. 2942 01:31:15,762 --> 01:31:17,222 Not possible. 2943 01:31:17,222 --> 01:31:19,557 Not possible? I'm the 2944 01:31:17,222 --> 01:31:19,557 senior agent on the case. 2945 01:31:19,557 --> 01:31:21,684 Let's make it possible. 2946 01:31:19,557 --> 01:31:21,684 Where's the weapon? 2947 01:31:21,684 --> 01:31:23,895 [♪♪♪] 2948 01:31:25,855 --> 01:31:28,482 [PEOPLE CHATTERING 2949 01:31:25,855 --> 01:31:28,482 INDISTINCTLY] 2950 01:31:28,482 --> 01:31:31,403 I think he's been chasing it 2951 01:31:28,482 --> 01:31:31,403 the entire time. 2952 01:31:31,403 --> 01:31:33,280 High T is the mole. 2953 01:31:31,403 --> 01:31:33,280 He's gotta be. 2954 01:31:33,280 --> 01:31:35,198 A mole for who? 2955 01:31:33,280 --> 01:31:35,198 Where would he take it? 2956 01:31:35,198 --> 01:31:36,283 AGENT C: 2957 01:31:35,198 --> 01:31:36,283 Paris. 2958 01:31:36,283 --> 01:31:38,327 My guess would be Paris. 2959 01:31:38,327 --> 01:31:41,121 I knew all along 2960 01:31:38,327 --> 01:31:41,121 that something was off. 2961 01:31:41,121 --> 01:31:42,789 I thought 2962 01:31:41,121 --> 01:31:42,789 he was covering for you, 2963 01:31:42,789 --> 01:31:44,166 but it turns out, 2964 01:31:42,789 --> 01:31:44,166 it was him. 2965 01:31:44,166 --> 01:31:45,667 He was hiding 2966 01:31:44,166 --> 01:31:45,667 his own tracks. 2967 01:31:45,667 --> 01:31:47,877 AGENT H: 2968 01:31:45,667 --> 01:31:47,877 Gotta be an explanation. 2969 01:31:45,667 --> 01:31:47,877 M, come on. 2970 01:31:47,877 --> 01:31:49,379 I'm coming with you. 2971 01:31:47,877 --> 01:31:49,379 No, C. 2972 01:31:49,379 --> 01:31:52,132 Hey, hey. Come on, now. 2973 01:31:49,379 --> 01:31:52,132 This isn't about you. 2974 01:31:52,132 --> 01:31:53,633 I know. I agree. 2975 01:31:53,633 --> 01:31:56,386 Listen, if it turns out 2976 01:31:53,633 --> 01:31:56,386 what you're saying is true 2977 01:31:56,386 --> 01:31:57,804 and word gets out that T, 2978 01:31:57,804 --> 01:32:00,056 the most decorated agent 2979 01:31:57,804 --> 01:32:00,056 in MIB history, 2980 01:32:00,056 --> 01:32:02,725 is a traitor, 2981 01:32:00,056 --> 01:32:02,725 the agency will never recover. 2982 01:32:02,725 --> 01:32:04,769 If we stop him, 2983 01:32:02,725 --> 01:32:04,769 no one ever has to know. 2984 01:32:04,769 --> 01:32:07,439 But what if 2985 01:32:04,769 --> 01:32:07,439 you can't stop him? Then what? 2986 01:32:07,439 --> 01:32:09,316 [♪♪♪] 2987 01:32:09,316 --> 01:32:11,360 Well, then 2988 01:32:09,316 --> 01:32:11,360 tell them it was me. 2989 01:32:11,360 --> 01:32:13,236 Tell them 2990 01:32:11,360 --> 01:32:13,236 I was the traitor. 2991 01:32:13,236 --> 01:32:15,197 Trust me, 2992 01:32:13,236 --> 01:32:15,197 the agency will believe you. 2993 01:32:18,283 --> 01:32:19,326 You. 2994 01:32:22,454 --> 01:32:24,664 [♪♪♪] 2995 01:32:26,375 --> 01:32:28,835 Oh, that's right. 2996 01:32:26,375 --> 01:32:28,835 That happened. 2997 01:32:40,389 --> 01:32:42,182 That's what 2998 01:32:40,389 --> 01:32:42,182 I'm talking about. 2999 01:32:42,182 --> 01:32:43,475 I'm driving. 3000 01:32:43,475 --> 01:32:45,394 Uh-- 3001 01:32:48,188 --> 01:32:50,690 [SIGHS] 3002 01:32:50,690 --> 01:32:52,650 That really 3003 01:32:50,690 --> 01:32:52,650 should be here. 3004 01:32:52,650 --> 01:32:53,943 Not in this country. 3005 01:32:53,943 --> 01:32:56,029 [♪♪♪] 3006 01:32:56,029 --> 01:32:58,156 [ENGINE REVVING] 3007 01:33:00,534 --> 01:33:02,369 [TIRES SCREECH] 3008 01:33:08,333 --> 01:33:10,419 There should be 3009 01:33:08,333 --> 01:33:10,419 a big red button somewhere. 3010 01:33:10,419 --> 01:33:12,546 Yes! 3011 01:33:10,419 --> 01:33:12,546 Press the red button. 3012 01:33:12,546 --> 01:33:13,629 Found it. 3013 01:33:14,172 --> 01:33:16,258 [DINGING] 3014 01:33:17,217 --> 01:33:18,176 Whoa! 3015 01:33:18,176 --> 01:33:19,969 [SCREAMS, THEN GROANS] 3016 01:33:27,477 --> 01:33:29,687 [♪♪♪] 3017 01:33:31,481 --> 01:33:33,400 [DEVICE RINGS] 3018 01:33:33,400 --> 01:33:35,651 AGENT C [OVER COMM]: 3019 01:33:33,400 --> 01:33:35,651 H, you gotta see this. 3020 01:33:35,651 --> 01:33:37,987 A portal from Sector C 3021 01:33:35,651 --> 01:33:37,987 has been activated. 3022 01:33:37,987 --> 01:33:39,281 AGENT M: 3023 01:33:37,987 --> 01:33:39,281 The Hive. 3024 01:33:39,281 --> 01:33:41,283 AGENT C: 3025 01:33:39,281 --> 01:33:41,283 I'm sending you backup. Out. 3026 01:33:43,868 --> 01:33:46,746 You remember when I told you 3027 01:33:43,868 --> 01:33:46,746 we're in the lying business? 3028 01:33:46,746 --> 01:33:48,039 Mm-hmm. 3029 01:33:48,039 --> 01:33:49,999 T said that to me 3030 01:33:48,039 --> 01:33:49,999 when he recruited me. 3031 01:33:49,999 --> 01:33:51,876 He said, 3032 01:33:49,999 --> 01:33:51,876 "We have to lie to the world, 3033 01:33:51,876 --> 01:33:54,087 which means we can never lie 3034 01:33:51,876 --> 01:33:54,087 to each other." 3035 01:33:54,087 --> 01:33:55,671 I just don't believe 3036 01:33:54,087 --> 01:33:55,671 that he has. 3037 01:33:55,671 --> 01:33:58,007 But you can't always 3038 01:33:55,671 --> 01:33:58,007 trust your gut, H. 3039 01:33:58,007 --> 01:34:00,135 Sometimes things are 3040 01:33:58,007 --> 01:34:00,135 as they appear to be. 3041 01:34:00,135 --> 01:34:02,178 No, we saved the world, 3042 01:34:00,135 --> 01:34:02,178 for God's sakes. 3043 01:34:02,178 --> 01:34:03,888 Together, 3044 01:34:02,178 --> 01:34:03,888 with nothing but our wits 3045 01:34:03,888 --> 01:34:05,515 and our Series-7 3046 01:34:03,888 --> 01:34:05,515 De-Atomizers. 3047 01:34:06,433 --> 01:34:07,683 So I've heard. 3048 01:34:10,437 --> 01:34:12,646 [♪♪♪] 3049 01:34:19,154 --> 01:34:20,614 [TIRES SCREECH] 3050 01:34:20,614 --> 01:34:21,906 [ENGINE REVS] 3051 01:34:29,914 --> 01:34:32,000 [RUMBLING] 3052 01:34:43,595 --> 01:34:44,804 H? 3053 01:34:43,595 --> 01:34:44,804 Yeah? 3054 01:34:44,804 --> 01:34:47,056 Mind telling me 3055 01:34:44,804 --> 01:34:47,056 one more time? 3056 01:34:47,056 --> 01:34:48,308 How'd you beat the Hive? 3057 01:34:49,351 --> 01:34:51,060 Uh, it was 3058 01:34:49,351 --> 01:34:51,060 three years ago. 3059 01:34:51,060 --> 01:34:52,854 High T and I 3060 01:34:51,060 --> 01:34:52,854 went to face the Hive 3061 01:34:52,854 --> 01:34:56,483 with nothing but our wits and 3062 01:34:52,854 --> 01:34:56,483 our Series-7 De-Atomizers. Cool? 3063 01:34:56,483 --> 01:34:58,109 Yes, but how'd you do it? 3064 01:34:58,109 --> 01:34:59,611 Wait. What are you doing? 3065 01:34:59,611 --> 01:35:01,613 I'm curious. How'd you do it? 3066 01:34:59,611 --> 01:35:01,613 I told you. 3067 01:35:01,613 --> 01:35:03,781 You didn't, though. 3068 01:35:01,613 --> 01:35:03,781 I did a few times. 3069 01:35:03,781 --> 01:35:06,368 Okay, High T and I went up 3070 01:35:03,781 --> 01:35:06,368 to face the Hive 3071 01:35:06,368 --> 01:35:09,621 with nothing but our wits 3072 01:35:06,368 --> 01:35:09,621 and our Series-7 De-Atomizers... 3073 01:35:11,998 --> 01:35:14,209 [♪♪♪] 3074 01:35:15,585 --> 01:35:18,171 Am I...? 3075 01:35:15,585 --> 01:35:18,171 I'm repeating myself, aren't I? 3076 01:35:18,171 --> 01:35:20,048 Over and over. 3077 01:35:18,171 --> 01:35:20,048 Word for word. 3078 01:35:20,048 --> 01:35:22,925 Yeah, um... Okay, 3079 01:35:20,048 --> 01:35:22,925 why would I be doing that? 3080 01:35:22,925 --> 01:35:25,595 H, I don't think that you beat 3081 01:35:22,925 --> 01:35:25,595 the Hive that night. 3082 01:35:26,555 --> 01:35:28,598 I think you were neuralyzed. 3083 01:35:32,852 --> 01:35:34,396 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 3084 01:35:50,203 --> 01:35:52,830 AGENT HIGH T: 3085 01:35:50,203 --> 01:35:52,830 Ah. You came to say goodbye. 3086 01:35:52,830 --> 01:35:54,916 And you brought the lovely M. 3087 01:35:56,376 --> 01:35:58,836 You can really feel 3088 01:35:56,376 --> 01:35:58,836 the history here. 3089 01:35:58,836 --> 01:36:01,548 Eiffel 3090 01:35:58,836 --> 01:36:01,548 discovering wormholes, 3091 01:36:01,548 --> 01:36:04,050 gangways to 3092 01:36:01,548 --> 01:36:04,050 other civilizations, 3093 01:36:04,050 --> 01:36:07,136 the First Alien Migration. 3094 01:36:08,597 --> 01:36:12,100 And we made history here too, 3095 01:36:08,597 --> 01:36:12,100 didn't we, H? 3096 01:36:12,100 --> 01:36:15,186 With just our wits 3097 01:36:12,100 --> 01:36:15,186 and our Series-7 De-Atomizers. 3098 01:36:15,186 --> 01:36:17,522 No. We didn't. 3099 01:36:17,522 --> 01:36:20,900 The Hive wanted the most 3100 01:36:17,522 --> 01:36:20,900 powerful weapon in the galaxy, 3101 01:36:20,900 --> 01:36:23,653 so you had Vungus bring it 3102 01:36:20,900 --> 01:36:23,653 to Men in Black. 3103 01:36:23,653 --> 01:36:25,988 You'd wait. When it came, 3104 01:36:23,653 --> 01:36:25,988 you'd give it to them. 3105 01:36:25,988 --> 01:36:30,201 My dear boy, you were always 3106 01:36:25,988 --> 01:36:30,201 a bright one... 3107 01:36:30,201 --> 01:36:32,245 but there's no stopping this. 3108 01:36:32,245 --> 01:36:35,749 With the weapon out of the way, 3109 01:36:32,245 --> 01:36:35,749 every planet will fall, 3110 01:36:35,749 --> 01:36:37,542 starting with this one. 3111 01:36:37,542 --> 01:36:39,294 Step away from the controls. 3112 01:36:40,629 --> 01:36:42,297 You neuralyzed me. 3113 01:36:42,297 --> 01:36:45,634 Made me a hero, 3114 01:36:42,297 --> 01:36:45,634 the guy that saved the world. 3115 01:36:45,634 --> 01:36:47,801 Left alive to sell the lie. 3116 01:36:47,801 --> 01:36:49,887 [WOMAN VOCALIZING] 3117 01:36:49,887 --> 01:36:51,931 AGENT HIGH T: 3118 01:36:49,887 --> 01:36:51,931 They wanted this. 3119 01:36:53,266 --> 01:36:54,517 You were there. 3120 01:36:56,936 --> 01:36:59,147 You were always 3121 01:36:56,936 --> 01:36:59,147 like a son to me. 3122 01:36:59,147 --> 01:37:00,315 H? 3123 01:37:00,315 --> 01:37:03,359 You were always 3124 01:37:00,315 --> 01:37:03,359 like a son to me. 3125 01:37:03,359 --> 01:37:04,944 That's not High T anymore. 3126 01:37:04,944 --> 01:37:06,237 You were always 3127 01:37:04,944 --> 01:37:06,237 like a son 3128 01:37:06,237 --> 01:37:07,614 [VOICE DISTORTS] 3129 01:37:06,237 --> 01:37:07,614 to him. 3130 01:37:10,199 --> 01:37:12,243 [GRUNTING] 3131 01:37:21,670 --> 01:37:23,879 [GRUNTS] 3132 01:37:23,879 --> 01:37:25,214 PAWNY: 3133 01:37:23,879 --> 01:37:25,214 Shoot it! Shoot it! 3134 01:37:25,214 --> 01:37:26,382 [ROARS] 3135 01:37:29,843 --> 01:37:31,638 My queen! 3136 01:37:31,638 --> 01:37:33,055 I'm coming! 3137 01:37:33,055 --> 01:37:35,308 [♪♪♪] 3138 01:37:35,308 --> 01:37:37,185 [ROARS] 3139 01:37:40,146 --> 01:37:41,230 [YELLS] 3140 01:37:47,445 --> 01:37:49,197 What do we do? 3141 01:37:47,445 --> 01:37:49,197 What do we do? 3142 01:37:49,197 --> 01:37:50,782 [GRUNTING] 3143 01:38:00,625 --> 01:38:02,210 [GRUNTS] 3144 01:38:00,625 --> 01:38:02,210 [GRUNTS] 3145 01:38:06,631 --> 01:38:08,007 I'm gonna get it back. 3146 01:38:08,007 --> 01:38:10,343 I know he's still 3147 01:38:08,007 --> 01:38:10,343 in there somewhere. 3148 01:38:11,594 --> 01:38:12,928 Hey! 3149 01:38:12,928 --> 01:38:16,015 Hey! I know 3150 01:38:12,928 --> 01:38:16,015 you're in there somewhere! 3151 01:38:19,977 --> 01:38:21,688 It's me, H. 3152 01:38:21,688 --> 01:38:24,566 Remember, you wanted me 3153 01:38:21,688 --> 01:38:24,566 to take your place. 3154 01:38:28,778 --> 01:38:29,945 M! 3155 01:38:29,945 --> 01:38:32,031 [HEART BEATING] 3156 01:38:34,784 --> 01:38:37,286 AGENT M: 3157 01:38:34,784 --> 01:38:37,286 The truth of the universe. 3158 01:38:37,286 --> 01:38:39,121 I want to know 3159 01:38:37,286 --> 01:38:39,121 how it all works. 3160 01:38:41,123 --> 01:38:42,958 The universe has a way 3161 01:38:41,123 --> 01:38:42,958 of leading you 3162 01:38:42,958 --> 01:38:44,586 to where you're 3163 01:38:42,958 --> 01:38:44,586 supposed to be. 3164 01:38:44,586 --> 01:38:46,254 [ECHOING] 3165 01:38:46,254 --> 01:38:49,048 AGENT H: 3166 01:38:46,254 --> 01:38:49,048 At the moment 3167 01:38:46,254 --> 01:38:49,048 you're supposed to be there. 3168 01:38:51,050 --> 01:38:54,136 [IN SLOW MOTION] 3169 01:38:51,050 --> 01:38:54,136 My queen! 3170 01:39:00,309 --> 01:39:02,729 [NORMALLY] 3171 01:39:00,309 --> 01:39:02,729 I'm not losing another queen. 3172 01:39:03,271 --> 01:39:05,481 [♪♪♪] 3173 01:39:08,568 --> 01:39:09,861 [GRUNTS] 3174 01:39:14,323 --> 01:39:17,118 You said 3175 01:39:14,323 --> 01:39:17,118 I was like a son to you. 3176 01:39:18,160 --> 01:39:21,038 You were like 3177 01:39:18,160 --> 01:39:21,038 a father to me. 3178 01:39:24,166 --> 01:39:25,251 H. 3179 01:39:44,646 --> 01:39:45,897 Right time... 3180 01:39:46,898 --> 01:39:47,981 right place. 3181 01:39:47,981 --> 01:39:49,734 [SCREECHES] 3182 01:39:47,981 --> 01:39:49,734 [GRUNTS] 3183 01:39:53,655 --> 01:39:56,449 [ALIEN GROANS] 3184 01:40:02,956 --> 01:40:04,958 [EXPLOSION] 3185 01:40:06,709 --> 01:40:08,795 [PANTING] 3186 01:40:12,214 --> 01:40:13,299 Pawny? 3187 01:40:14,467 --> 01:40:17,679 Yeah? 3188 01:40:14,467 --> 01:40:17,679 You've served your queen well. 3189 01:40:17,679 --> 01:40:19,555 Thank you, my lady. 3190 01:40:19,555 --> 01:40:21,432 It was my honor. 3191 01:40:21,975 --> 01:40:24,185 [♪♪♪] 3192 01:40:58,177 --> 01:41:00,638 AGENT H: 3193 01:40:58,177 --> 01:41:00,638 So is she as tough as they say? 3194 01:41:00,638 --> 01:41:02,348 AGENT M: 3195 01:41:00,638 --> 01:41:02,348 In a word, yes. 3196 01:41:03,850 --> 01:41:06,185 Well, you didn't screw up. 3197 01:41:03,850 --> 01:41:06,185 AGENT M: No, ma'am. 3198 01:41:06,185 --> 01:41:09,397 AGENT H: 3199 01:41:06,185 --> 01:41:09,397 Let's be honest, there were 3200 01:41:06,185 --> 01:41:09,397 a few bumps along the way, 3201 01:41:09,397 --> 01:41:11,566 friction at the start-- 3202 01:41:09,397 --> 01:41:11,566 Let's not be honest. 3203 01:41:11,566 --> 01:41:14,402 Okay. No, 3204 01:41:11,566 --> 01:41:14,402 we did not screw up. 3205 01:41:14,402 --> 01:41:17,906 You said there may be a problem 3206 01:41:14,402 --> 01:41:17,906 in London, but you knew. 3207 01:41:17,906 --> 01:41:20,073 I hadn't trusted London branch 3208 01:41:17,906 --> 01:41:20,073 for some time. 3209 01:41:20,073 --> 01:41:22,702 I never understood 3210 01:41:20,073 --> 01:41:22,702 the reason why. 3211 01:41:23,745 --> 01:41:25,538 T lived for 3212 01:41:23,745 --> 01:41:25,538 this organization. 3213 01:41:25,538 --> 01:41:28,624 He was the very best 3214 01:41:25,538 --> 01:41:28,624 we had to offer. He will be... 3215 01:41:32,879 --> 01:41:34,672 ...missed. 3216 01:41:34,672 --> 01:41:36,883 [♪♪♪] 3217 01:41:37,884 --> 01:41:39,928 Welcome to the circus, 3218 01:41:37,884 --> 01:41:39,928 Agent M. 3219 01:41:39,928 --> 01:41:42,597 You are no longer 3220 01:41:39,928 --> 01:41:42,597 probationary. 3221 01:41:44,807 --> 01:41:47,268 Well, there you go. 3222 01:41:44,807 --> 01:41:47,268 My work here is done, I-- 3223 01:41:47,268 --> 01:41:49,186 You are. 3224 01:41:47,268 --> 01:41:49,186 I'm sorry, what? 3225 01:41:49,186 --> 01:41:51,188 Probationary head 3226 01:41:49,186 --> 01:41:51,188 of London branch. 3227 01:41:51,188 --> 01:41:53,315 I'm sorry. 3228 01:41:51,188 --> 01:41:53,315 Probationary head? 3229 01:41:53,315 --> 01:41:57,403 It sounds like I got promoted 3230 01:41:53,315 --> 01:41:57,403 and demoted at the same time. 3231 01:41:57,403 --> 01:42:00,239 [CHUCKLES] 3232 01:41:57,403 --> 01:42:00,239 No. Try and cope. 3233 01:42:00,239 --> 01:42:02,867 Several years ago, before 3234 01:42:00,239 --> 01:42:02,867 all this, T mentioned to me 3235 01:42:02,867 --> 01:42:05,745 a young, up-and-coming 3236 01:42:02,867 --> 01:42:05,745 field agent who had certain 3237 01:42:05,745 --> 01:42:07,413 leadership qualities, 3238 01:42:05,745 --> 01:42:07,413 shall we say. 3239 01:42:07,413 --> 01:42:09,290 Was his faith in you 3240 01:42:07,413 --> 01:42:09,290 misplaced? 3241 01:42:10,374 --> 01:42:11,918 No, I just think 3242 01:42:10,374 --> 01:42:11,918 there are 3243 01:42:11,918 --> 01:42:14,045 far more experienced 3244 01:42:11,918 --> 01:42:14,045 agents than myself. 3245 01:42:14,045 --> 01:42:16,547 Yeah, there are. 3246 01:42:14,045 --> 01:42:16,547 But you have the full support 3247 01:42:16,547 --> 01:42:19,050 of our senior staff 3248 01:42:16,547 --> 01:42:19,050 and, by the way, Agent C. 3249 01:42:19,050 --> 01:42:21,134 Is that right? 3250 01:42:26,057 --> 01:42:28,851 Do I take it you accept? 3251 01:42:26,057 --> 01:42:28,851 Yes. 3252 01:42:28,851 --> 01:42:30,770 Good. I'll talk to 3253 01:42:28,851 --> 01:42:30,770 the bosses upstairs. 3254 01:42:30,770 --> 01:42:32,438 You need to clear 3255 01:42:30,770 --> 01:42:32,438 your London desk 3256 01:42:32,438 --> 01:42:35,232 and report to MIB 3257 01:42:32,438 --> 01:42:35,232 in New York on Monday. 3258 01:42:35,232 --> 01:42:37,276 New York. 3259 01:42:38,611 --> 01:42:39,654 Thank you, Agent O. 3260 01:42:39,654 --> 01:42:41,781 [♪♪♪] 3261 01:42:42,698 --> 01:42:44,325 Congratulations, 3262 01:42:42,698 --> 01:42:44,325 probie. 3263 01:42:44,325 --> 01:42:46,452 Congratulations to you too. 3264 01:42:50,790 --> 01:42:53,166 You'll want to 3265 01:42:50,790 --> 01:42:53,166 brief your agents. 3266 01:42:53,166 --> 01:42:54,877 Walk with me. 3267 01:42:56,838 --> 01:43:00,008 So you wanted to know 3268 01:42:56,838 --> 01:43:00,008 how it all works. 3269 01:43:00,008 --> 01:43:01,634 Now you do. 3270 01:43:01,634 --> 01:43:06,055 And as you will no doubt 3271 01:43:01,634 --> 01:43:06,055 have divined, Agent M, 3272 01:43:06,931 --> 01:43:08,933 there's a price. 3273 01:43:30,038 --> 01:43:32,123 [CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 3274 01:43:48,056 --> 01:43:49,598 Nope. 3275 01:43:49,598 --> 01:43:51,851 [CHUCKLES] 3276 01:43:49,598 --> 01:43:51,851 Hey there. 3277 01:43:49,598 --> 01:43:51,851 What are you doing? 3278 01:43:51,851 --> 01:43:53,352 I told O I had to 3279 01:43:51,851 --> 01:43:53,352 take care of 3280 01:43:53,352 --> 01:43:55,104 a couple things 3281 01:43:53,352 --> 01:43:55,104 before I went back. 3282 01:43:55,104 --> 01:43:56,814 Yeah? What, 3283 01:43:55,104 --> 01:43:56,814 like stealing my car? 3284 01:43:56,814 --> 01:43:59,192 No, like driving it. 3285 01:43:59,192 --> 01:44:00,943 You're on the right side, 3286 01:43:59,192 --> 01:44:00,943 at least. 3287 01:44:00,943 --> 01:44:02,028 I'm a quick study. 3288 01:44:02,028 --> 01:44:03,654 Give me a lift 3289 01:44:02,028 --> 01:44:03,654 back to London? 3290 01:44:03,654 --> 01:44:05,280 Road trip. 3291 01:44:05,823 --> 01:44:07,742 [♪♪♪] 3292 01:44:07,742 --> 01:44:08,743 [PAWNY SCREAMS] 3293 01:44:08,743 --> 01:44:10,494 Up, up, up! 3294 01:44:10,494 --> 01:44:12,413 Oh, God. 3295 01:44:10,494 --> 01:44:12,413 Did not need that. 3296 01:44:12,413 --> 01:44:15,041 Could you zap me with 3297 01:44:12,413 --> 01:44:15,041 that forgetting thing, please? 3298 01:44:15,041 --> 01:44:16,667 What are you doing here, 3299 01:44:15,041 --> 01:44:16,667 Pawny? 3300 01:44:16,667 --> 01:44:18,377 Get used to seeing me, 3301 01:44:16,667 --> 01:44:18,377 pretty boy. 3302 01:44:18,377 --> 01:44:20,504 I'm your new babysitter. 3303 01:44:18,377 --> 01:44:20,504 He's my new what? 3304 01:44:20,504 --> 01:44:22,131 Babysitter. 3305 01:44:20,504 --> 01:44:22,131 PAWNY: Queen's orders. 3306 01:44:22,131 --> 01:44:23,966 She says the chance 3307 01:44:22,131 --> 01:44:23,966 of your sorry ass 3308 01:44:23,966 --> 01:44:25,927 surviving without me: 3309 01:44:23,966 --> 01:44:25,927 Zero. 3310 01:44:25,927 --> 01:44:27,887 Okay, I did not say that... 3311 01:44:25,927 --> 01:44:27,887 exactly. 3312 01:44:27,887 --> 01:44:29,555 PAWNY: 3313 01:44:27,887 --> 01:44:29,555 She said, 3314 01:44:27,887 --> 01:44:29,555 "Slim to zero." 3315 01:44:29,555 --> 01:44:30,848 I rounded it down to zero 3316 01:44:30,848 --> 01:44:32,474 because 3317 01:44:30,848 --> 01:44:32,474 I feel like it's zero. 3318 01:44:32,474 --> 01:44:33,976 Consider it a parting gift. 3319 01:44:33,976 --> 01:44:35,644 Come on. 3320 01:44:33,976 --> 01:44:35,644 I saved the world. 3321 01:44:35,644 --> 01:44:38,355 You couldn't tell because 3322 01:44:35,644 --> 01:44:38,355 you were getting choked out. 3323 01:44:38,355 --> 01:44:40,108 Do I even have a choice? 3324 01:44:38,355 --> 01:44:40,108 No. 3325 01:44:40,108 --> 01:44:43,152 Yes! There we go. All right. 3326 01:44:40,108 --> 01:44:43,152 Where's that little red button? 3327 01:44:43,152 --> 01:44:44,361 Oh, it's right here. 3328 01:44:44,361 --> 01:44:45,571 Whoa! 3329 01:44:45,571 --> 01:44:47,156 I still don't like you. 3330 01:44:47,156 --> 01:44:48,157 I love that option. 3331 01:44:48,157 --> 01:44:50,367 [♪♪♪] 3332 01:44:55,330 --> 01:44:58,126 This is a complicated piece 3333 01:44:55,330 --> 01:44:58,126 of machinery, so be careful. 3334 01:44:58,126 --> 01:44:59,376 Yeah, got it. 3335 01:44:59,376 --> 01:45:00,795 I'm gonna trust my gut. 3336 01:45:08,052 --> 01:45:10,263 [♪♪♪] 3337 01:46:07,778 --> 01:46:09,947 [♪♪♪] 3338 01:46:35,764 --> 01:46:37,975 [♪♪♪] 3339 01:47:02,083 --> 01:47:04,293 [♪♪♪] 3340 01:48:37,303 --> 01:48:39,512 [♪♪♪] 3341 01:48:56,947 --> 01:48:59,158 [♪♪♪] 3342 01:49:11,837 --> 01:49:14,048 [♪♪♪] 3343 01:50:10,896 --> 01:50:13,107 [♪♪♪] 3344 01:50:33,835 --> 01:50:36,046 [♪♪♪] 3345 01:51:44,239 --> 01:51:46,450 [♪♪♪] 3346 01:52:02,715 --> 01:52:04,926 [♪♪♪] 3347 01:52:54,476 --> 01:52:56,687 [♪♪♪] 3348 01:53:38,103 --> 01:53:40,314 [♪♪♪] 3349 01:54:04,797 --> 01:54:07,007 [♪♪♪] 178543