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And now, Mrs. Weston,

here's a picture of the new house
our sponsor is giving you

to take the place of your house
that burned down.

You didn't expect that, did you?

Now, don't cry, Mrs. Weston.

There's nothing to cry about.

I have so much fun every day

giving people things that they need.

We're giving you this new house
for the one that burned down

when it caught fire from
the candles on the birthday cake

of your little son, George.

And a whole new set of furniture.

Isn't that wonderful?

And a whole new wardrobe
for the entire family.

And you have Mrs. Cleo Morgan
to thank for this

because she was such a good sport
and a good neighbor.

Well, we'll see you tomorrow, folks,

with another Good Neighbor program.

Hi.

Oh, hi.

This is such an entertaining program.

Oh, it looked like a million laughs.

No, it really is.

They do so many
wonderful things for people.

I'm just mad about that program.

Look how much mail you got today.

Oh, thanks.

Gee, here's one for Ricky
postmarked "Honolulu."

Honolulu?

Yeah. Didn't you know?

Why, Lucy, you know
I never look at your mail.

Oh. I wonder where it's from.

Mr. Jensen of the Royal Hawaiian.

Uh... it says so on the back flap.

I wonder who he is.

Hey, the flap's open a little bit.

Maybe I can get it open some more.

Nope, it's stuck tight.

Can you see anything?

No, this envelope is so thick.

- Boy, they make them thick.
- Yeah.

Hey, wait a minute.
It looks exciting, doesn't it?

Look at all those things.

- Too bad we couldn't get the flap open.
- Yeah.

- Well, maybe we could. You never can tell...
- Ah!

Cut it out, will you?

Eh, good morning, Ricky.

- Oh!
- Good morning.

Oh, hi, Ricky.

We were just trying to find out
if this letter was really for you.

The name's kind of blurred.

Yeah, yeah, it's for you.

- Yeah, Ricky Ricardo.
- Yeah.

That's me.

Mmm...

Oh...

Oh...

Uh, I'm late for rehearsal.
I'll eat down at the club. Goodbye.

- But, Ricky...
- Yeah?

What about the letter?

Oh, it wasn't important.

Wasn't important?

No, it's just business, honey.

Some millionaire,
he wants me to take the band

down to Hawaii with some entertainers

and play a dance.

He says it wasn't important.

My goodness, that's exciting.
I've never been to Hawaii.

Neither have I.

Oh, Ricky, we have to figure out some way

so that we can take Fred and Ethel
along with us, too.

"Too"?

Yeah, "too," as in "besides me."

Aw, now, Ricky, you wouldn't go
to Hawaii without me.

Honey, we're only going for one night.
We're coming right back.

I don't care. A short trip
is better than no trip at all.

Besides, you said
you needed some entertainers.

We could be the entertainers.

What are you going to call yourselves,
"The Deadweight Trio"?

- Well, thanks a lot.
- Now, wait a minute, Ethel, don't get mad.

This is no time to antagonize him.

Now, listen, give me just one good reason
why we can't all go to Hawaii.

Because I can't afford it, honey.

I'm not making any money on this job.

I'm losing money.

I'm just taking it
for the publicity value.

Now, goodbye.

Oh, Ricky...

Well, that's that.

Oh, no, it isn't.

I'm not giving up so easy.

Huh?

Oh, for once, I'm glad to see
that gleam in your eye.

What do you have in mind?

Well, first, we've got to prove

that we're good enough to take along.

- Yeah?
- But how?

How?

Yeah, now, let me see...

[Lucy] Ricky, is that you?

Yeah.

Presenting a night in Hawaii!

♪ King Kamehameha ♪

♪ The conqueror of the islands ♪

♪ Became a famous hero one day ♪

♪ He fought a native army ♪

♪ And he pushed it over the Poly ♪

♪ And crowned himself
King of Hawaii-ee-aa ♪

♪ And when the fray was over
He took the islands over ♪

♪ And this is what he had to say ♪

♪ Aa-ee-ooky-laa-ee-wahie ♪

♪ Aa-waa-Hawaii-ee-aa ♪

♪ And on his throne, he sat alone ♪

♪ Waiting for a big luau ♪

♪ The royal maidens fair ♪

♪ Were gathered there ♪

♪ To greet him
With the grand halakay-ow-oh ♪

♪ Oh, King Kamehameha ♪

♪ The conqueror of the islands ♪

♪ Became a famous hero one day ♪

♪ He fought a native army ♪

♪ And he pushed it over the Poly ♪

♪ And right, oh, up, ee-ooh-ee-aa ♪

Now, now, listen to me, girls.
Would-- Would you listen a minute?

Just a minute.
You haven't seen anything yet.

♪ Away, ay! ♪

♪ Away, ay! Ay! ♪

♪ Ay! ♪

♪ Ay! ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

You liked it?

Very good!

You liked it, huh?

Oh, I think you were wonderful!

He liked it! He liked it!

Oh, you were just great!

- Yeah.
- Thank you.

Gee, it's too bad
I can't take you with me.

- But you said you liked it.
- Yeah!

I did, honey.

I think you were just great.

Well, then, why can't we go?

Well, honey, if there's one thing

that they don't need in Hawaii,

it's Hawaiian dancers.

Ew...

Now, the troupe that I'm taking down there

is made up of Latin American entertainers.

- ♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay... ♪
- ♪ La cucaracha... ♪

Just a minute!

Just a minute, everybody.

Now, I'm sorry,

but Mr. Jensen already
told me who he wants

and I already hired them.

Oh, now, Ricky...

Now, Ricky, I don't see why you ...

No, no, no, save your breath.
Save your breath.

Of course, this is only
a hunch on my part,

but I don't believe
he wants to take us with him.

It's not that, Fred.

It's just that I can't.

Why not?

Well, honey, I can't afford it.

I'm losing money on the job.

I-I just can't do it.

There's nothing I can do about it.

And so, as the sun sinks slowly

into the waters of the blue Pacific,

we give up the only chance
we had to go to Hawaii.

- Hi.
- Hi.

What are you doing?

Ethel, I have just had
the greatest idea of my career.

You know that show

where they do all kinds of crazy stunts
to help their needy friends?

You mean that show you were looking at
the other day, the Freddie Fillmore show?

Be a Good Neighbor.

Listen to this. "Dear Freddie Fillmore,

"I have been watching your show
Be a Good Neighbor

"for a long time, and I think
it is wonderful what you do

"for all the people
who appear on your show.

"I want to tell you
about a neighbor of mine.

"She is the sweetest, the dearest,

"the most understanding
person I ever knew,

"and she is completely unselfish.

"She's always thinking of
other people before herself.

Now, this person is terribly poor..."

Now, wait a minute.

You have to say something like that.

Uh, "now, this person is terribly poor,

"and she can't afford
any luxuries for herself,

"but it's always been
the dream of her life

"to go to the Hawaiian islands.

"So...

"I'm wondering if I couldn't appear
on Be a Good Neighbor

"in order that this unselfish, generous,

"sweet neighbor may realize her dream--

"A trip to Honolulu.

Sincerely yours, Ethel Mertz."

Why, you mean thing.

Now, just a minute...

Why, I was practically back
in that Hawaiian costume.

What a fine friend you turned out to be.

Now, Ethel, the minute I won that trip,

I was going to ask them to let me
take Fred and Ethel Mertz with me.

Oh, sure.

I was, and if I couldn't take you with me,

I was going to send you a postcard.

Oh, never mind.

Oh, now, Ethel, come on, what do you say?

This is what I say.

Ethel Mertz!

You just tore up my ticket to Honolulu.

Well, according to that letter,
you're so sweet and thoughtful,

- it won't make any difference.
- Oh, Ethel!

Well, that's one of the worst things
you've ever done to me.

What do you mean, done to you?

- There I was thinking all the time...
- What have I done to you?

Hey, what's going on here?

She's forging my name.

- That's what's going on here.
- What?

All I did was write that show
Be a Good Neighbor

and have Ethel ask them
if I could go to Honolulu.

Well, now, that doesn't
seem so bad, Ethel.

Oh, no? Did you ever see that show?

Do you know what kind of stunts
you have to do?

I'd get a pie in my face.

She'd get an all-expense cruise.

She'd be over there sitting on the beach

and I'd be home
combing meringue out of my hair.

So, you'd be a little uncomfortable
for a while.

- I'd do it for her.
- Yeah, she'd do it for you.

Well, then let her.

Okay, I will.

Well, that's swell.

Watch out for a trick.

Please, Ethel, you hurt my feelings.

Yeah. Ethel, I'm surprised at you.

Now, I'll write a letter
to Freddie Fillmore

and I'll tell him
that there's a lovely couple

who live across the hall from me
who are very poor

but they're so good and kind to everyone

that I think he should give them
a trip to Honolulu ...

- Aw.
- Aw.

...with their teenage daughter.

What?

Now what's wrong with that?

I told you to watch out for a trick.

I'm not going to Honolulu
as Lucy's mother.

That's what's wrong with that.

Oh, listen, if it'll get us to Honolulu,

I'll go as her mother.

- Oh...
- Oh, Ethel, if you're going to be silly,

how about me going as your mother?

Well, that's more like it.

All right.

I'll tell Freddie Fillmore

that I know a lovely couple
who are very poor

but they've taken care of their
dear, old gray-haired mother

all their life.

Dear Freddie Fillmore...

Come on, Ethel.

- [Ethel] I'm ready.
- Come on.

[Lucy] Ethel, Fred!

- What's the matter?
- Where's Ethel?

- Here I am. What's the matter?
- Freddie Fillmore just called me.

- Honolulu!
- Oh, we're in!

Honolulu!

Wait, wait. Before you start packing,

I think there's something
you ought to know.

- What?
- He's coming over to see me,

but he wants to interview
the poverty-stricken couple

and their gray-haired mother.

- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes.

I knew it was too good to be true.

Well, wait a minute now.
We've been in worse jams than this.

Yes, thanks to you.

Well, just give me time
to think, will you?

I'll get us out.

Yep.

- Mrs. Mertz?
- Yep.

I'm Freddie Fillmore of
the Be a Good Neighbor program.

Why, land's sakes, you are, aren't ye?

Well, what a surprise to open the door

and find you standing there.

Freddie Fillmore!

Pa! We got company!

Come on out!

Pa, this here's Freddie Fillmore.

Freddie Fillmore?

Gosh, Mr. Fillmore,

we watch your show all the time.

You do?

Yeah, that is unless
there are too many people

standing in front of the appliance store.

Well, we have a big surprise for you.

Your good neighbor, Lucy Ricardo,

has written us a letter all about you.

Aw, Mrs. Ricardo--
now, that woman is a darling woman.

She wants us to send you to Honolulu.

- Honolulu?
- Honolulu?

Oh, land's sakes,
we've been wanting to go there

- all our lives.
- Yeah.

And you know who's going with you?

Yeah, shall I go get her?

- Get who?
- Eh...

Uh... whoever's going with us.

Well, it's your mother,
but how did you know?

Oh, uh, well, anybody that knows Pa and me

knows that we've unselfishly taken care

- of our dear old mother all of her life.
- That's right.

- That's right.
- And wherever we go, she goes.

Oh, that's what Mrs. Ricardo said.

May I meet your mother?

Oh, sure.

Ma?

[Ma] Yep.

Come on out here.

We got company.

[Fred] Come in, mother.

Want me?

This here feller is Freddie Fillmore.

How's that?

This is Freddie Fillmore.

Well, danged if it ain't.

Uh, Ma watches your show

through the appliance store window, too.

You do?

Yeah, yeah. I go down early,

lie on the pavement and save three places.

Well, that's wonderful.

One for me, and two
for my unselfish children

that have been taking care of me

- for nigh on 52 years now.
- Oh, now, Mother...

Well, honey, I appreciate...

Well, we wouldn't have
had it any other way.

You know that, Mother.

- I want to tell you something.
- What?

Mr. Fillmore wants us to go on his show.

No.

Yes. That Mrs. Ricardo

wrote him a letter all about us.

Oh, she is a darling woman
and beautiful too.

- Hey, you know something?
- What?

- He may give us a trip to Honolulu.
- [Fred] Yeah!

- No!
- Yes!

Honey-lulu!

Well, land a-goshen.

If that don't put a crick
in the pump handle.

Wasn't that nice of Mrs. Ricardo?

Oh, it certainly was.

Well, I swan. If she was home,

I'd hustle right over there and thank her.

Oh, she isn't home?

No, no, she's out of town.

She'll be home tomorrowy.

Although, I might be out of town.

Oh, that's a shame.

Yeah, well, I go a lot.

You see, I wanted to have you
on the show this week.

However, if she isn't here
so I can talk to you,

I'm afraid I'll have to
postpone it till some later time.

Oh?

Hark! I think I hear her now.

I didn't hear anything.

- Oh, I did.
- Oh, so did I.

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

Yeah, it's her. Hey, Mrs. Ricardo,

when you get your hat and coat off,
could you come over for a minute?

Yeah, I'll be right over.

Oh, yeah, she said she'll be right over.

Well, good.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I got something on the stove.

She's old, but she's spry.

- She's a nice old thing.
- [Fred] Yes, she is.

Whose mother is she?

- Mine.
- Mine.

Oh, is she your mother, Ethel?

I thought she was mine.

She's been with us so long, I'd forgotten.

Oh, there she is.

Oh, Mrs. Ricardo!

I want you to know this
here's Freddie Fillmore.

How do you do, Mr. Fillmore?

- How do you do?
- So nice to know you.

Oh, Mrs. Ricardo,
he told us all about that letter

you wrote about us,

and I want to thank you, good neighbor.

- Well...
- Thank you, good neighbor.

You're welcome, kindly couple.

Mother's out in the kitchen.

She'd like to thank you, too.

Oh, well, I'll go out
and see mother right now.

Oh, no, no, you wait right here.

I'll go get her.

Well, that's funny. She isn't out there.

Eh... uh... are you sure?

I looked all around.

Now where's Mrs. Ricardo?

Oh, uh... oh, she had something
on the stove, too.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Yeah, we eat a lot around here.

Say, Mr. Fillmore, we sure do enjoy

- that show of yourn.
- Yes, we do.

- You know the one I especially liked?
- What?

You know where that little feller came
and said he wanted to get a puppy dog

- for his little friend.
- Oh, yeah.

Burned up!

Had to throw it in the incinerator.
Burned to a crisp.

Oh, that's a shame.

Now, look, I'd like to have you all
on the show tomorrow.

However, I must have you all
in here at the same time

so I can tell you what I want you to do.

Oh. Well, I'll go get Mrs. Ricardo.

My, she is spry, isn't she?

Spry as a cricket.

Well, look, in the meantime,

I have some papers here
that I want you to sign.

- Oh?
- Oh, signing papers, huh?

Yeah, just a little legal formality
that we have to go through

- with everyone who appears on our show.
- Well, we don't mind doing that.

You want to see me, Mr. Fillmore?

Uh, ye...

Oh, yes, yes. Now, uh ...

Well, now where's Mother?

Eh... where's Mother?

Well, she wasn't feeling well,

so she's lying down in my apartment.

Oh. Well, that's too bad.

Well, when she gets up,

- will you please have her sign this?
- Yes.

And I want to see the rest of you
down at the station

the first thing tomorrow morning.

- Oh, don't think we won't be there.
- Please sign that.

"...Because they are so good and kind,

"I think Mr. And Mrs. Mertz
and their dear old mother

should have a trip to Honolulu."

Signed "Hopefully yours, Lucy Ricardo."

There. Isn't that a nice letter?

We're so sorry that Mother Mertz

was too ill to come to the studio tonight.

Oh, well, she had a real bad spell,

but she'll feel better.
She'll feel better soon.

Oh, well, I'm glad to hear that.

Now, Mr. and Mrs. Mertz,
I want you to go right over there

and sit down in those two chairs on the
opposite side of the stage, if you will.

All right.

Okay.

[Fillmore] Right over there.

Sit right down in them.

Right there. Now, lean back, relax.

Those are reclining chairs.

There, aren't you comfortable?

Oh, yeah.

[Fillmore] Oh, fine.

Now, we're going to see if Mrs. Ricardo

can win this trip to Honolulu for you.

And, Mrs. Ricardo,
we have a real surprise for you.

- Oh?
- We have a friend of yours here today.

- A friend of mine?
- Yes.

You see, when we told him

about Mr. and Mrs. Mertz
and their dear old mother,

he insisted on coming down here
and helping you out.

Wasn't that nice? Send him out here, boys.

[Lucy] Ricky!

[Fillmore] That's right-- your husband,

bandleader Ricky Ricardo.

Oh...

Um... are you sure he's going to help me?

- Of course, dear.
- Oh.

Oh, as a matter of fact,
he's going to do most of the work.

Now, here's what I want you to do.

Mrs. Ricardo, I want you
to get right up there in that circle

where you can get your hand on that cord.

And Mr. Ricardo,
right up here, if you will.

- Yes, sir.
- There we are.

Now, what I want you to do

is think of a song with something physical
in it, like, uh... Well, uh, rain.

♪ I get the blues when it rains ♪

♪ And the blues I can't lose... ♪

I know the song.
You don't have to sing it.

You know it.

Oh, that's such a beautiful suit.

We wouldn't want anything
to happen to that.

Boys, I think we'd better
give him a slicker, huh?

Now, wait just a minute...

Oh, now, you're willing to do this
for your neighbors,

- aren't you?
- For the neighbors?

- Well, sure you are.
- Now, wait just a minute. I don't know.

Oh, of course you will.

- There we are.
- All right.

Now I think we're all set.

Mrs. Ricardo, every time
he says the word "rains..."

Yeah?

...you pull that cord.

Oh, okay.

You got the idea?

- Yeah, I got it.
- All set.

Mrs. Ricardo, you know what to do.

- I sure do.
- Okay!

All right, go ahead and sing.

♪ I get the blues when it rains... ♪

Yeah, boy...!

♪ All of the... ♪

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

What's he got the slicker on for?

Well, I was afraid some of that rain

might splash and get on him.

Well, thanks a lot.

Oh, and there's one other thing
I forgot to tell you, Mrs. Ricardo.

If you step outside of that circle
at anytime during the stunt,

your friends don't get
the trip to Honolulu.

- Well, isn't it over?
- Over? We haven't even started yet.

Well, what was all that rain stuff?

Oh, that's just a little test.

[Lucy] Oh.

Now, Ricky, here's what I want you to do.

I have a list of words here--

Things, oh, like leaves,
feathers, stuff like that.

Now, I want you to see how many songs

you can think of that contain those words,

and every time you sing
one of those songs,

you push your friends
just a little closer to Honolulu.

And if within the two-minute time limit,

you can think of enough songs

and Mrs. Ricardo doesn't step
outside of that circle,

then the Mertzes get the trip
to Honolulu, you understand?

- Yeah, I got it.
- Okay, now you've got exactly two minutes.

- Okay.
- Go!

All right.

Um...

♪ I'm putting all my eggs ♪

♪ In one basket... ♪

They're in Detroit.

Uh...

♪ How deep is the ocean... ♪

Chicago.

♪ I'm in love with you... ♪

Oh, no, not that! Not that!

- ♪ Honey... ♪
- Oh, no!

-
- [Fillmore] Denver!

♪ Say you love me... ♪

No, not again! Not again!

♪ Honey... ♪

Oh, no...

-
- [Fillmore] West Denver!

♪ Just around the corner ♪

♪ There's a rainbow in the sky ♪

♪ So let's have another cup of coffee... ♪

-
- San Francisco,

and you have five seconds to go!

- Hurry up!
- Five seconds, huh?

♪ Let's have another piece of... ♪

Um... um...

Come on!

- Come on, come on!
-

Sorry. Time's up. You've lost.

Pie, you idiot!