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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:24,691 - Yeah? - "U-7..." 2 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:26,401 - No. - Oh. 3 00:00:26,902 --> 00:00:27,861 "R"? 4 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,571 R-R-R. "R," yeah. 5 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:32,074 - "R-1 -1..." - No. 6 00:00:32,074 --> 00:00:33,075 Oh. 7 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:34,993 Uh, "L"? 8 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:36,119 I-- wait a minute. 9 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:38,037 L-L-L-L, no. 10 00:00:38,037 --> 00:00:40,082 - No? - No. Uh, "V"? 11 00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:42,292 - "V..." yeah. - "V." 12 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:44,962 - "V-O-9-1..." - No. 13 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:45,879 - No? - Hi. 14 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:46,838 - Hi, honey. - Hi. 15 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:47,923 [Ricky] What are you doing? 16 00:00:47,923 --> 00:00:50,801 Oh, we're checking dollar bills with the bonus bucks in the paper. 17 00:00:50,801 --> 00:00:52,803 Oh, you're still not doing that. 18 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:55,222 Certainly. There's one worth $300 this week 19 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:57,224 and I am going to win it. 20 00:00:57,224 --> 00:01:01,853 Lucy, there are eight million people in New York City, 21 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:04,606 and who knows how many one-dollar bills. 22 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:06,191 What makes you think you're gonna win? 23 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:07,818 I can't miss. 24 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:11,446 All my life, I've been eating oysters and never found a pearl. 25 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:14,866 Five years in a row, I didn't win the Irish Sweepstakes, 26 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:16,702 and only yesterday at the grocery, 27 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:20,038 I missed guessing the number of beans in the jar by two. 28 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:21,790 This time it's my turn. 29 00:01:23,834 --> 00:01:26,253 Well, I didn't know all that. 30 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:28,046 I mean, you're a cinch. 31 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:32,926 And if it isn't her turn, 32 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,928 - it certainly is mine. - That's right. 33 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:37,055 Yeah. What's the matter with you, Rick? 34 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:38,640 Don't you realize this is a sure thing? 35 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:39,641 - Now, let's go. - Okay. 36 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:40,726 - Yeah, I didn't realize it. - Okay. "X." 37 00:01:40,726 --> 00:01:41,768 "X," yeah. 38 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,645 "X-6-4..." 39 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:45,688 "X-6-4..." 40 00:01:45,688 --> 00:01:46,982 - "3..." - "3"! 41 00:01:46,982 --> 00:01:48,317 - "8..." - "8"! 42 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:49,401 - "9..." - "9"! 43 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:50,569 "1 "! 44 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,247 Couldn't you have made that "one" a seven? 45 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:05,292 Give me a pen and I will. 46 00:02:06,335 --> 00:02:07,419 Do we dare? 47 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,047 Oh, no. The paper would frown on that. 48 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:13,091 The Treasury Department would make a face, too. 49 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,012 Well, come on, Ethel. Give me the next one. 50 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:18,472 - That's all. - Oh. 51 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:20,806 Well, another day, another no dollar. 52 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:22,434 Yeah, darn it. 53 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:24,686 Oh, wait a minute. We didn't go through the boys' money. 54 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:27,064 Ethel went through mine years ago. 55 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:30,901 I mean the money in your pockets. Give me yours, Ricky. 56 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:32,361 Look, no use going through mine. 57 00:02:32,361 --> 00:02:34,738 I found a pearl in an oyster once. 58 00:02:35,364 --> 00:02:36,990 It's not my turn to win either. 59 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,534 I found a diamond ring in a box of Cracker Jack. 60 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:41,328 Oh, now, stop! 61 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:42,537 You stop joking. 62 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:43,830 He's not joking. 63 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,499 Where do you think he got this? 64 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:51,046 Well, I don't care what you two do, but we're gonna win. 65 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:52,547 Come on, let's go get some more, Ethel. 66 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:54,132 - All right. - Some more what? 67 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:55,717 You watch the baby, while we're gone, will you, Fred? 68 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:57,010 - All right. - Some more what? 69 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,553 Some more one-dollar bills. 70 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:00,472 We're gonna take these ones and change them into fives 71 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:02,766 at the market, and then we go to the drugstore 72 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:04,226 change the fives into ones. 73 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:05,769 We've done it six times today. 74 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:08,145 How long will you be gone? 75 00:03:08,145 --> 00:03:11,149 Until there isn't a dollar bill left in this neighborhood unturned. 76 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:12,651 - Good-bye, dear. - So long, Fred. 77 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:13,651 - Good-bye. - Adios. 78 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:19,741 We are married to a couple of birds. 79 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:23,453 Yep. I think we'd better see that the door of their cage is locked. 80 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:26,665 Look, I got to go to work. Excuse me while I put my tie on. 81 00:03:26,665 --> 00:03:27,666 All right. 82 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:56,737 Find any new pearls? 83 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,865 Ah, who could tell, huh? 84 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,324 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 85 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:03,285 I know, I know, yeah. 86 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:06,163 I was gonna do the same thing, but I didn't have the paper with me. 87 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:07,330 Oh, I see. 88 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:09,332 - Let's check them. - All right. Come on. 89 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:10,333 You can't tell. 90 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:12,711 Ah, that's nowhere... 91 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:14,337 - No. - Nothing ... 92 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:15,338 No. 93 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:16,339 "B-7..." 94 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:18,008 - "B-7-4..." - Yeah. 95 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:19,050 - Fred, wait a minute. - Huh? 96 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:20,218 I think I got one. 97 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:21,803 - Oh, you're kidding. - I think I got one! 98 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:23,053 - Well... - Check it for me, will you? 99 00:04:23,053 --> 00:04:24,097 - Yeah. - Check that! 100 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,015 Yeah. 101 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,062 Oh, read it in English, will you? In English. 102 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:32,147 Wait a minute, what... 103 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:34,649 Look, I can't figure out what they are. You read it to me, will you? Hurry up. 104 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:35,567 Here, I'll read it. 105 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:36,568 - "B..." - "B..." 106 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:37,569 - "7..." - "7..." 107 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:38,570 - "8..." - "8..." 108 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:39,571 - "4..." - "4..." 109 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:40,906 - "5... 5..." - "5... 5..." 110 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:42,407 - "6... 2..." - "6... 2!" 111 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:43,784 - "9... G!" - "9! G"! 112 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:46,452 We got it! 300 Bucks! 113 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:47,871 Oh, no! 114 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:49,581 And we were laughing at the girls! 115 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:52,000 Ha! Lucy will die when she finds this out. 116 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:54,336 300 smackers! 117 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:55,462 Ho, ho, ho! 118 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,464 It's too bad she couldn't find it herself. 119 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:58,714 Oh, yes. 120 00:04:58,714 --> 00:05:00,258 Wait a minute! 121 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:01,343 Maybe she can. 122 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:03,470 What do you mean, "Maybe she can"? 123 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:04,971 Tell you what I'm gonna do. 124 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,474 I'm gonna take this dollar bill with me to the club, 125 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:10,851 and when I come home tonight, she'll be asleep, see? 126 00:05:10,851 --> 00:05:14,481 So, I'll sneak into the room and I'll put this in her purse, 127 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:17,359 and tomorrow morning, I'll ask her to check her money again 128 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:18,443 and let her find it. 129 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:20,111 Oh, what a great idea! 130 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,654 What a kick she'll get out of this! 131 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:22,906 She'll die! 132 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:24,991 Listen, don't say a word to anybody, huh? 133 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:25,992 No, no. 134 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,369 Don't even tell Ethel. 135 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:30,413 I won't breathe a word to Miss Walkie-Talkie. 136 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:32,165 Okay! I'll see you later. 137 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,625 - All right. - That's gonna be great! 138 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:05,819 Why, honey, what are you doing up so late? 139 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:06,903 Huh? 140 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:08,363 What are you doing up so late? 141 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:10,657 Baby. I was checking if he was asleep. 142 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:13,576 Oh... well, you go back to sleep, honey. 143 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:15,912 There you are. 144 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:17,288 Good little baby. 145 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:18,623 Good night, dear. 146 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:19,624 Mmm. 147 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:20,875 Good night, honey. 148 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:26,131 Here you go. 149 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:29,092 That's a good breakfast for a big boy. 150 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:30,427 Yes, sir. 151 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:33,221 Come on, now, you got to pay a little attention to this. 152 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:35,724 - Got to put a little... - Laundry. 153 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:38,059 Oh, I forgot all about you! I'll get it. 154 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:39,436 No, I can come back a little later. 155 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:40,352 Oh, would you? 156 00:08:40,352 --> 00:08:41,855 I'd appreciate it very much, thank you. 157 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,273 - I'll have it ready for you. - Sure, fine. Bye. 158 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:44,607 - Okay. - 159 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:47,068 Well, honey, did he scare you? 160 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,069 Oh, I'm sorry. 161 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:49,779 Well, come on, now, finish your breakfast. 162 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,280 - Mrs. Ricardo? - 163 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,033 Oh, come in, will you? 164 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,160 - Oh, gee. - Is that all for us? 165 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,494 No, one's for the Mertzes. 166 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:57,828 Oh. How much do I owe you? 167 00:08:57,828 --> 00:09:00,123 - Uh, $3.85. - 168 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:01,958 Oh, now, honey. I'll get it for you. 169 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,126 Will you watch him a minute? 170 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:05,920 Yeah. I'm going to watch you now. 171 00:09:26,982 --> 00:09:28,318 Here you are. 172 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,904 - Three... - 173 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,113 60, 85. 174 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,782 Gee, I hope one of these is a bonus buck. 175 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:36,409 Don't worry. I checked them very carefully last night. 176 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,494 Everybody does. 177 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:38,870 Yeah. Bye. 178 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,497 - Thanks a lot. Bye. - Okay. 179 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,749 What's the matter, sweetheart? 180 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,167 - - Well, what's the matter? 181 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:49,923 Lucy! Lucy! Lucy! Lucy! 182 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:50,924 - What? - I got one! 183 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,801 - I got a bonus buck! - Are you sure? 184 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,135 I checked it four times. 185 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:57,304 - Where did you get it? - The grocery boy gave it to me in change. 186 00:09:57,304 --> 00:09:58,306 The grocery boy? 187 00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:01,142 Oh, why didn't I have him make change for me? 188 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,477 Oh, isn't it wonderful? 189 00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:05,063 Yeah, swell. 190 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:08,024 Well, you don't sound very happy. 191 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:10,068 Oh, I'm happy, I'm happy. 192 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:13,696 Why, Lucy Ricardo, I believe you're jealous. 193 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:15,824 No, I'm not. 194 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,450 I-I'm happy you-you won. 195 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,576 Really, I am. 196 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:19,869 Oh, think of it. 197 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:22,580 This little piece of green paper is worth $300! 198 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,791 - Yippee! - Yeah, isn't it exciting? 199 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,042 - Isn't that wonderful? - Yeah. 200 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,335 - I couldn't believe it... - What are you going... 201 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,920 - ...when I checked the numbers. - ...to buy with all that money? 202 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,171 Well, I know how you must've felt. 203 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,297 - Hey! - Yeah, what? 204 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:32,506 What's all the shouting about? 205 00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:34,050 Oh, Ethel just found a bonus buck. 206 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,051 No kidding? 207 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:36,052 - Yeah. - Yeah. 208 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,428 - Well, congratulations. - Thank you. 209 00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:39,264 The grocery boy gave it to her 210 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:40,265 - in change. - Oh. 211 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:42,058 If I couldn't win, I'm glad it was Ethel. 212 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,184 Well, that's nice. 213 00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:48,106 But, uh, what would you say if I told you that Ethel wasn't the only one? 214 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:49,190 What do you mean? 215 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:51,776 Well, I wanted it to be a surprise, but, uh ... 216 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,278 But what? 217 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:56,322 I found a bonus buck last night, too. 218 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:57,866 Really? Where is it? 219 00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,200 Now, wait a minute. 220 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,953 See, I wanted you to find it before I did. 221 00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,037 - See? - Yeah, yeah? 222 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:04,831 And, uh, so, I took it with me to the club. 223 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,166 Yeah, well, where is it? Where is it? 224 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,500 Now, wait a minute! 225 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,086 I took it to the club with me last night 226 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,796 - and then I came home... - Yeah. 227 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:13,339 - ...and you were asleep. - Yeah. 228 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,175 - So I sneaked into the room... - Yeah. 229 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,509 - ...and I opened your purse. - Yeah. 230 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,928 - And I put it inside your purse. - Oh, no! 231 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,054 Oh, no! 232 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:22,515 [Ethel] What's the matter? 233 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:25,559 I-I gave all the money in my purse to the grocery boy. 234 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:26,895 Oh, no! 235 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:28,313 Yeah! 236 00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:30,607 See you later. 237 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:31,900 Wait a minute! 238 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:33,943 Wait a minute. 239 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,945 I gave our bonus buck to the grocery boy. 240 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,947 He said he was going right over to your apartment, 241 00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:39,115 so that must be ours. 242 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,117 Ours was the big one-- 300 bucks! 243 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,952 - So is that one. - It's ours! 244 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,078 Now, wait a minute. 245 00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:45,830 The grocery boy gave that to me in change, 246 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,165 so it's legally mine. 247 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,333 - Now, Ethel... - Now, now, no. 248 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:49,792 - Of course it's mine. - I found it. 249 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:50,960 I had it in my pocket. 250 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,463 Ethel, Ethel, you heard what he said. 251 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:54,631 Yes, but you gave it to him and ... 252 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:55,798 No, but I found it last night. 253 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:56,966 What's all the ruckus? 254 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,468 Oh, well, I got a bonus dollar... 255 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:03,097 Wait a minute, will you? Wait a minute, wait a minute! 256 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,433 Give me this one at a time, will you? 257 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,559 The grocery boy gave me a bonus buck in change. 258 00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:08,561 Yeah, but it's really mine 259 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,647 because I gave it to the grocery boy by mistake. 260 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,148 Yeah, she didn't know I had put it 261 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,900 - in her purse last night. - No, no. 262 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,902 You mean that's the bill you showed me last night? 263 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,779 Yeah, the big one! You know the 300 bucks. 264 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:18,947 You saw me with it, didn't you, Fred? 265 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:20,949 Sure, I saw you with it. You had it. 266 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:23,117 There! Now, whose dollar is it? 267 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,994 - It's Ethel's. - There, you see? 268 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:29,582 Ethel's? 269 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,125 How can you say that? 270 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:34,003 Because possession is nine points of the law. 271 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,088 Possession? 272 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,052 Hey, he's right. He's right. 273 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:42,053 Fred is right. 274 00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,681 Well, I'm glad you finally saw the light. 275 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,099 I sure did. 276 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,934 Now wait a minute, that's mine! 277 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,434 Now you heard what Fred said. 278 00:12:49,434 --> 00:12:51,854 Possession is nine points of the law, and I'm possessed! 279 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:54,190 Give me back my dollar bill! 280 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,443 [Ricky] Ethel! Lucy! 281 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,324 Well, I hope you're satisfied. 282 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,742 Look what you did. 283 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,537 Look what I did? 284 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,623 Would you mind giving me the rest of my dollar? 285 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,376 Would you mind giving me the rest of my dollar? 286 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:14,377 Ethel! 287 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,378 Well, it's mine! 288 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:16,379 Now, just a minute, dear. 289 00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:17,547 The grocery boy gave it to me. 290 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:18,881 All right, all right, now, just a minute. 291 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:19,881 Just a minute. 292 00:13:19,881 --> 00:13:21,759 We each have a very good case. 293 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:23,428 So, I tell you what let's do. 294 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:24,595 Let's split it. 295 00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:25,679 We just did. 296 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,057 I mean the money. 297 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,267 Let's divide it. 298 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:30,684 - Oh... - No. 299 00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:32,602 Now, look, it says in the paper 300 00:13:32,602 --> 00:13:36,524 that somebody has to get down there before 3:00 with the buck, 301 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:37,775 or nobody gets no money. 302 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:38,860 - [Fred] That's right. - That's right. 303 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:39,819 All right. 304 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,572 All right, Ethel, give me your half and I'll paste them together. 305 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,282 No, you give me your half. 306 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,535 Why, Ethel Mertz, don't you trust me? 307 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,453 No! 308 00:13:50,078 --> 00:13:52,040 What an awful thing to say! 309 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,624 Well, you don't trust me. 310 00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:56,252 That's different. I know I can trust me. 311 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,838 Oh, look who knows she can trust... 312 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,256 All right, all right, now, just a minute. 313 00:14:01,256 --> 00:14:02,258 I'll take charge of it. 314 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,634 Just give them to me. 315 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:09,432 Apparently, there's only one person here who everyone trusts. 316 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,100 Lucy? 317 00:14:12,809 --> 00:14:13,811 Well! 318 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,732 Okay, I'll tell you what we'll do. 319 00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:20,193 We'll each keep our half 320 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,986 and we'll go to the newspaper office together. 321 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:22,987 I'm for that. 322 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,155 - Okay, I'll buy that. - I'm for that. 323 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,656 - All right, give it to me. - Hey! 324 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,116 For safekeeping. 325 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,577 And I'll take charge of this for safekeeping. 326 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,120 Now I'll dress and take a shower 327 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,330 and we'll all go down there together. 328 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:33,498 Call Mrs. Trumbull. 329 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:34,499 All right. 330 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,375 Hurry up. 331 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,407 Yes, well, I'd appreciate it if you could come over 332 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,033 as soon as possible, Mrs. Trumbull. 333 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,868 Thanks very much. Bye. 334 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,203 Mrs. Ricardo, laundry. 335 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:15,039 Oh, I forgot all about you. I'll get it right away. 336 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,040 Okay, I'll wait. 337 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,145 Oh, sorry to keep you waiting. 338 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,604 - It's okay. - Thanks a lot. 339 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,148 - Okay, bye. - See you next week. 340 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:56,205 Come on, Ricky, it's half past 1 :00. Hurry up! 341 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:59,667 [Ricky] What's your hurry? We don't have to be there till 3:00. 342 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,752 Well, I don't want to take any chances. 343 00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,463 The subway might break down or something. 344 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,089 - Yeah, come on, Rick. - Yeah, come on, come on. 345 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,674 [Ricky] All right, all right. 346 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:07,758 - Come on, let's go. - You ready? 347 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:08,759 Good. 348 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,637 Oop. Wait a minute. 349 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,638 What's the matter? 350 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,223 I forgot one little item. 351 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:15,224 What? 352 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,393 - Our half of the bonus buck. - Oh. 353 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,394 Oh. Oh. 354 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:19,729 [Lucy] That's all we need. 355 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,397 I left it in the top of my pajamas. 356 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:24,192 Ricky? 357 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:25,985 Yes? 358 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:27,653 Those pajamas... 359 00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:30,031 Were they the red ones? 360 00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:31,032 Yeah. 361 00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,618 - With the check tops? - Yeah. 362 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,453 That were hanging in the bathroom? 363 00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:36,704 Yeah. I'll go get it. 364 00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:44,670 What do you mean, "were hanging"? 365 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,257 Lucy... 366 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,469 Lucy? 367 00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:53,262 What did you do with those pajamas? 368 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:55,097 I... Well, I, uh... 369 00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,140 What happened? 370 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,600 - I, uh... - Where are they? 371 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,269 How did I know there was any money in them? 372 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,646 - Where are they? - Where are they? 373 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,523 - Where are they? - At the laundry. 374 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,107 At the laundry? 375 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:06,817 At the laundry. 376 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,820 How could you do a stupid thing like that? 377 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,240 Three hundred bucks gone to the laundry! 378 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,034 If you were a man, I'd punch you in the nose. 379 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,537 Well, now, wait a minute, it isn't my fault. 380 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:18,621 It's Ricky's fault. 381 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:19,830 Ricky's! 382 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,916 Sure. How did I know there was anything in the pocket, 383 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,584 and that was a pretty silly place to put it! 384 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:24,669 Yeah! Yeah! 385 00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,587 That was a pretty dumb stunt. 386 00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:27,922 Yeah! 387 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:31,133 And if you weren't such a young man, I'd punch you in the nose! 388 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,595 Now just a minute, everybody. 389 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,222 It's nobody's fault, really. 390 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,140 It's just bad luck, that's all. 391 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:41,602 Now we just got to go down there and get it before they wash it. 392 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:42,770 - Wash it? - Whoo. 393 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,188 Yeah. Come on, let's go. 394 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,523 - Oh. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 395 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:46,607 - What? - Wait a minute, wait a minute. 396 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:49,443 Well, it's no use all of us going down to the laundry. 397 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:52,446 You go to the newspaper office and show them your half of the buck 398 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:53,739 and then tell them 399 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,366 that I'm coming right over with the other half. 400 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:56,867 - [Lucy] Yeah. - [Ricky] All right? 401 00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,703 No matter what happens, get that bill. 402 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,037 All right, now, well, we-we might... 403 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,830 we might have to spend a few dollars getting it. 404 00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:02,832 That's all right. 405 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,834 - We'll pay it out of the winnings. - Okay, let's go. 406 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:05,835 - Okay. - Come on, let's go. 407 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,712 - Take a cab. - We'll take a taxi. 408 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,273 Oh. 409 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,648 Uh, I'm Mr. Ricardo. 410 00:18:28,648 --> 00:18:29,900 - I'm Mrs. Ricardo. - We'd like to... 411 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,527 Just a minute. 412 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:44,248 - I'm Mrs. Ricardo... - Look, I'm Mr. Ricardo. 413 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,499 - ...and I'd like to ask... - We sent a pajama here... 414 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,001 - ...if I could get something... - We'd like to get it back. 415 00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:48,294 - ...that was in the laundry. - Because we-we... 416 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:51,297 - ...weren't supposed to... - Hup-up-up-up-up-up! 417 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:55,259 Now, please, just one of you 418 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:58,846 tell me your story in just plain English. 419 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,013 You. 420 00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:03,893 Well, you see, I-I found a bonus buck, and I brought it home last night. 421 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,394 I wanted to surprise my wife with it. 422 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,732 And then he took it downstairs, 423 00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:12,609 He gave it to the manager of the apartment, who's Mrs. Mertz, 424 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:14,403 in the change, and then when they come up 425 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:15,988 she said she had found the bonus buck. 426 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,531 Actually, well, bonus buck... 427 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,536 And then we had a big fight and then we tore it up. 428 00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:25,955 She had a half, and we had a half and then we decided together 429 00:19:25,955 --> 00:19:28,917 maybe we'd go down to the newspaper office and win the $300. 430 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:40,096 ...and it's here, we got to get it back. 431 00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:49,146 Look, you... you picked a fine one to tell you in plain English. 432 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:51,773 Look, there's a little slip of paper that's worth $300. 433 00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:54,984 It's in the pocket of my husband's pajamas and I sent it to the laundry. 434 00:19:54,984 --> 00:19:57,821 Is that what you was trying to say? 435 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,493 Now never mind that. I got to go in there and get it. 436 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:05,579 Can't you even read plain English? 437 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,415 - Look. This is worth $300. - Very important. 438 00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:08,582 We got to go in there. 439 00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:11,419 You ain't an employee and you can't go in there! 440 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:13,212 I got my orders! 441 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:34,775 - Yeah, you're right, sir. - Forgive us. 442 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:35,776 Forget all about it. 443 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,445 It's all right, it's your job. That's all right. 444 00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,541 Hey! Where's your number? 445 00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:51,709 Where are your slips? 446 00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:52,877 You can't go in there. 447 00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:54,420 You ain't an employee! 448 00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:59,008 Come back here, you rascal, you! 449 00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:00,634 You'll lose me my job! 450 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,220 I got them, Lucy! 451 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:45,596 Get out! Honey, I got them! 452 00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:47,056 - Let go of me! - Get out, Lucy! 453 00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:49,642 Honey, I got them! 454 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:51,602 It's in the corner! 455 00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:53,020 - Where? - Honey, our laundry bag's 456 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,104 in the corner, right there. 457 00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:55,981 - The blue one. - Honey, where? 458 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:56,982 - The blue one, honey. - Where? 459 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,150 In the corner, yeah! 460 00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,652 Will you let go of me! 461 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,403 [Ricky] Just keep diving, honey. Don't worry. 462 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:03,071 - I got them! - You're crazy! 463 00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:04,949 [Ricky] Keep diving, that's all! 464 00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:06,116 Attagirl. 465 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:07,284 Go up the stairs! 466 00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:08,702 What are you doing? 467 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,750 - You did it now. - Yeah, I got it! 468 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,042 You got it, honey? Fine. 469 00:22:16,042 --> 00:22:17,086 Where does this go? 470 00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:19,296 It goes to the starch vat! 471 00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:20,381 What? 472 00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:24,009 It goes to the starch vat! 473 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:25,386 The starch vat! 474 00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:49,994 Ethel, it's almost 3:00. 475 00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:51,328 I don't think they're gonna make it. 476 00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:53,539 Oh, now, don't give up. We still got one minute. 477 00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:55,916 All right. Now, for the last time, 478 00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:57,917 will you give me half the money if I give you half the bill? 479 00:22:57,917 --> 00:22:59,378 For the last time, no! 480 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,009 Ethel, cancel our subscription. 481 00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:06,844 We don't take this paper. 482 00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:11,390 Well, order a subscription and then cancel it. 483 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,308 Oh... 484 00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:13,809 Did I make it? 485 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:14,810 Where's Lucy? 486 00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:16,478 She's having a little trouble coming up the stairs. 487 00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:18,355 - Here it is. - What happened to it? 488 00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:20,107 Well, she had it with her when it fell in the starch vat. 489 00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,483 - Oh, let me have it. - Come on. 490 00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:22,609 - I haven't got it. - Where's yours? 491 00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:24,778 - I haven't got it! - What do you mean you haven't got it? 492 00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:26,113 - There it is. - Here it is. 493 00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:27,114 There it is. 494 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:28,198 Give me the money! 495 00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:29,657 - Hurry up! - You made it. Congratulations! 496 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,869 Ah, we won! We won! 497 00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:35,664 We made it. 498 00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:36,749 Now listen, Fred. 499 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,334 We had a few little expenses, you know. 500 00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:39,417 - Yeah? - Yeah? 501 00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:41,420 Remember you say we pay them out of the winnings. 502 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,546 - Yeah. - Sure, I remember. 503 00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:45,090 Okay. Well, it was $29 for the taxicab. 504 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:46,175 $29? 505 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:47,468 Yeah, well, we told him to wait for us. 506 00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:48,385 Oh, yeah. 507 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:49,595 - We couldn't take a chance. - Yeah. 508 00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:52,181 And then we had to give $10 to the fellow down at the laundry 509 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:53,724 for his overalls and his cap. 510 00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:55,351 - Yeah. - We had to sneak in the laundry 511 00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:56,685 - you know, to get her to give back. - Yeah, so? 512 00:23:56,685 --> 00:24:00,731 And then we gave the taxicab driver an extra $25 to get us here in time. 513 00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:01,941 Extra $25? 514 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:04,568 Yes. Well, we didn't want to take a chance in not getting here, you know? 515 00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:07,196 And a $50 fine for speeding. 516 00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:08,739 Fifty dollars? 517 00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:11,532 - We were going awful fast. - Yeah. 518 00:24:11,532 --> 00:24:13,577 And then all the damage at the laundry. 519 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:14,703 Damage? 520 00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:16,914 Yeah. We-we messed the place up pretty bad. 521 00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:18,499 H-H-How much was that? 522 00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:19,625 That's $185. 523 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:21,042 $185? 524 00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:22,920 Yeah. I'll count it out, wait a minute. 525 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,839 185, and 50 for cab... 526 00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:27,299 Is there gonna be anything...? 527 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,426 How much... how much have we got left? 528 00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:30,427 Yeah. 529 00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:31,512 One dollar? 530 00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:32,513 Oh, no! 37034

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