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Oh, Lucy, isn't this exciting?
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In a little while, we'll land in Cuba
and you'll meet Ricky's family.
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Well, to tell you the truth, Ethel,
I'm scared.
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[Ethel] Scared?
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Well, weren't you when you met
Fred's family for the first time?
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After marrying Fred,
nothing could scare me.
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Oh, I sure hope they like me.
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Honey, they'll love you.
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What if they don't?
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Well, so they don't.
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What are they going to do,
start another Spanish-American War?
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Honey, stop worrying. They'll love you.
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Oh, just think.
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You'll be visiting your relatives
in a foreign land.
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Sometimes I wish I'd married a Cuban.
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That makes two of us.
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Oh, go back to sleep.
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Ricky, what are you going to say
when you meet your grandmother?
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Buenos días, abuela.
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Very good, very good.
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What are you going to say, Mommy?
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What, dear?
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What are you going to say
when you meet my mother?
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Oh, um...
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"Bonus dies, madry."
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"Bonus dies, madry?"
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Honey, it's buenos días, madre.
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I don't think that's very nice,
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making fun of my Spanish.
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Well, you've been making fun
of my English for 15 years.
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Well, that's different.
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Spanish is a foreign language.
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Well, English is a foreign language to me.
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Well, the way you speak it,
it is to me too.
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I don't know why you're so worried.
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After all, Ricky's mother loved you
when she visited you in New York.
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Well, I'm not worried about his mother.
It's all those other relatives.
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His aunts, his uncles,
his nieces, his cousins,
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his great uncles, his great aunts.
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Oh, now, honey, a big family is nice.
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You don't know how big his family is.
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Let's see.
There's Uncle Pedro and Aunt Rosa
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and Uncle, uh ...
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- Rafael.
- Rafael and Aunt Sylvia and Aunt...
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Maria Pepa.
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- Uncle Jorge.
- That's Uncle George.
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Nandine, Manuel, Amberta...
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- Guillermito Menendez.
- Who?
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That's another uncle.
Guillermito Menendez.
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- That's another one.
- Amparo...
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Amparo.
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- Eduardo.
- Eduardo. He's the judge.
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The twins.
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The twins. If you ask me, you did not
leave the island of Cuba voluntarily.
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You were squeezed off.
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Now, look, honey, I told you
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that the only one that you got
to worry about and remember--
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The only one that is really important--
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Is Uncle Alberto.
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Yeah, Uncle Alberto.
He's the head of the family.
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I remember that.
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That's right. He practically raised me.
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You make a good impression
on him and you're in.
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Well, I shall certainly try.
You know that.
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Now, I just want to warn you,
it's not going to be easy.
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Uncle Alberto's the one
that wanted me to marry a Cu--
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What were you saying, dear?
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Oh, uh...
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I-I was saying that Uncle Alberto
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is the one that wanted me to marry
a cute, redheaded American.
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You were not.
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You were saying that Uncle Alberto
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was the one who wanted you
to marry a Cuban girl.
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I didn't say anything of the kind.
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But you were going to say it.
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How do you know?
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I might not be able to understand
what you say when you say it,
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but, before you say it,
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I can understand
what you're going to say perfectly.
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No wonder Uncle Alberto
wanted me to marry a Cuban girl.
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So, you admit it.
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But I didn't marry a Cuban girl.
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I married you.
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Daddy, I'm glad you married Mommy.
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Well, you and me both, partner.
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And I'll bet that Uncle Alberto
will be glad, too, when he meets you.
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- Oh, I hope so, dear.
- Sure.
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Our clipper will be landing
in Havana in 15 minutes.
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Oh, dear, do we have to?
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- Honey?
- Yes, dear?
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Honey, did we have to
have this family reunion
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our first night in Havana?
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Couldn't you have made it
some other night?
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Well, honey, you know that we're only
going to be in Havana two nights.
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And, tomorrow night,
they've asked me to appear
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at the Casino Parisien
here at the Nationale.
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So, what other night is there?
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Well, I was thinking about
some night next year maybe.
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Now, honey, you'll get along just fine.
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Oh, I wish Fred and Ethel
were going to be here.
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Well, you know, we invited them,
but they felt it was a family reunion.
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They didn't want to barge in.
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Well, I feel the same way.
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I think I'll join Fred and Ethel.
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Now, Lucy, come back here.
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Daddy, when is abuela going to get here?
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- In a few minutes, Son.
- Who?
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Abuela.
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It means grandma.
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Oh. Oh, I'm so nervous,
I can't remember my own name.
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It's Mommy.
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Thank you very much.
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Oh, they're not going to understand me.
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I'm not going to be able
to understand them.
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Now, look, honey,
they speak a few words of English.
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You speak a few words of Spanish ...
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Oh, I've forgotten my Spanish.
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You took it in high school, didn't you?
Don't you remember anything?
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I remember I flunked.
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Well, look, all you have to remember
is just a few words.
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If I help you,
maybe it'll all come back to you.
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All right.
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- Say hello.
- Hello.
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No. In Spanish. How you gonna greet them
when they get here?
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Oh.
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Uh, "bonus dies."
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No, no. No, dear, it's not quite that.
It's not "bonus dies." It's buenos días.
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- Oh. "Bonus" días.
- Buenos días.
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- Buenos días.
- That's it.
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Oh, but you can't use it now anyway
because it's night outside.
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You've got to say noches.
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Noches.
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- Buenas noches.
- Buenas noches.
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That's right. Good.
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- Now, how are you?
- Fine. I'm a little nervous.
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Honey, in Spanish. How are you?
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Oh, how are you? How are you?
Now, don't tell me.
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¿Como está usted?
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Hey, I could have used you in high school.
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- ¿Como está usted?
- ¿Como está usted?
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- Please-- Por favor.
- Por favor.
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- Thank you-- Gracias.
- Gracias.
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- Thank you very much-- Muchas gracias.
- Muchas gracias.
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- There you go. Now, listen...
- Oh, por favor, adios...
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Yeah, well, listen, honey.
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Just make sure that you muchas gracias
Uncle Alberto all over the place.
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He likes that.
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Stand up.
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- Come on, Son.
- Fix his coat.
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Coming.
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Mama!
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¡Mi hijo!
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Que gusto tengo de verte.
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- Mira a Lucy.
- Hi, Mama.
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Lucita, déjame verte.
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Thank you.
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Look! Look at your grandson!
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Buenos noches, abuela.
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Buenos noches, mijito.
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Aquí, aquí vengan todos.
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¿Como está?
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Hi, how are you?
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I want you to meet my family.
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Pepe, Enrique, Rafael, Josefina,
Alberta y Sylvia.
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This is my wife, Lucy.
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"Bonus" noches.
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What did they say? What did they say?
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They say they're very glad to meet you
and that they like you very much.
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Good.
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And this is my son.
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This is Ricky.
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Buenas noches.
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Uncle Alberto!
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¿Como estás?
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Hay está.
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Este era para ti y ahora es para él.
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Ah... Thank you.
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Uncle Alberto, I want you to meet Ricky.
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Buenos noches, Uncle Alberto.
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[Ricky] How about that?
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Listen.
Look what Uncle Alberto brought you.
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This is my drum when I was a little boy.
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Muchas gracias, Uncle Alberto.
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What do you know about that?
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He looks like a Ricardo.
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Say, I got an idea.
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Would you like to play the drums
with me tomorrow night?
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- Oh, boy!
- Okay, we'll practice tomorrow.
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Alberto, quiero que conozcas a mi señora.
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Uh-huh.
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Lucy?
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This is Uncle Alberto.
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Hi.
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What's this "hi" business?
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Quiere decir "hello."
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¿Como está usted?
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Es una muchacha muy bonita.
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How's that?
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I was saying, you're a very pretty girl.
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Oh.
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And where did you get
that beautiful red hair?
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Oh, I get it every two weeks--
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Oh!
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Uncle Alberto.
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I'll buy you a new one tomorrow.
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- I'm terribly sorry.
- Everybody-- Let's have some punch, huh?
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Un ponche.
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Alberto, tome un buen ponche.
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You look well.
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Tu muy bien también.
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Muy bien. Muy bien.
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You see, she was nervous.
You know, she was nervous meeting you.
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Te debías haber casado
con una muchacha Cubana.
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But I wasn't in love with a Cuban girl.
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You'll love Lucy when you get to know her.
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You really will. Dale una oportunidad.
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I'll give her, I'll give her...
Very well, very well.
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Honey, come on. Come on.
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Oh, I'm so sorry. I was so nervous.
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I made a terrible impression
on your uncle.
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Honey, no, no.
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Why don't you tell him
it's an old American custom.
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Oh, now... What?
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When you like somebody,
you break their hat.
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Now, honey, I had a talk with him,
and everything's smoothed out.
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- Now, you just go over and talk with him.
- Oh, do I have to?
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Por favor. Please.
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What will I say?
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- Well, let him do the talking.
- Oh, okay.
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Uh... Uncle Alberto?
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¿Sí, querida?
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Would you care for some punch?
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Sí. Macho grasa.
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What?
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Macho grasa.
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¿Que modo de tratar el tío son esas?
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What did I say? What did I say?
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- What? What did you say?
- He asked me if I wanted some punch.
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I said, Si. Macho grasa.
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¿Macho grasa?
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Oh, dear. It's muchas gracias.
You just called him a big, fat pig.
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Oh, no!
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Say you're sorry.
That you didn't know what you were saying.
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Uncle Alberto-- Oh!
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Oh, I'm so sorry!
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I'm so sorry.
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I'm terribly sorry, Uncle Alberto.
It will come right off.
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It will come right off.
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Let me get some cold water.
It will come right off.
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Honey, please. Honey...
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00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:02,287
Lucy, sit down, darling.
I'll get a towel, dear.
252
00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:04,414
My cigars! My cigars!
253
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,635
He should have married a Cuban girl.
254
00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,679
Now, honey,
it couldn't have been that bad.
255
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:23,433
Well, I ruined his straw hat,
spilled punch on his clothes,
256
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:25,018
crushed his cigars,
257
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,979
and called him a big, fat pig in Spanish.
258
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,941
Well, that's pretty bad, even for you.
259
00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,484
After what I did last night,
260
00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:36,279
Cuba may cut off America's sugar supply.
261
00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:37,363
Oh, dear.
262
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,157
[Ricky] We've got to rehearse.
263
00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:40,575
Hey! Hey!
264
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:45,413
- Hey, where did you get that drum?
- Uncle Alberto gave it to me.
265
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,957
Yeah. It's the drum I used to have
when I was a little boy.
266
00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,333
Yeah?
267
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,753
Say, shall we tell them the big news?
268
00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:54,088
Ricky's going to appear with me tonight.
269
00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:55,256
- Oh.
- No kidding.
270
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,634
- Will you be there?
- Will we?
271
00:11:57,634 --> 00:12:00,303
Why, we wouldn't miss that
for anything in the world.
272
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:01,804
My whole family's coming.
273
00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,932
I got a big table reserved.
274
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:07,602
Yeah, you better reserve one table
for your family and one for me.
275
00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,938
Oh, now, honey,
what are you talking about?
276
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,105
After what happened last night,
277
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,399
Uncle Alberto will never want
to see me again,
278
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,151
much less sit at the same table with me.
279
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,153
Now, that's not true.
280
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,030
Well, if the first time I met you
281
00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:21,866
I said awful things,
spilled stuff all over you,
282
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,910
and acted like a first-class nincompoop,
283
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,620
what would you have done?
284
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:26,703
Just what I did--
285
00:12:26,703 --> 00:12:29,540
Wait for my clothes
to come back from the cleaners,
286
00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:30,625
and then marry you.
287
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,921
Boy, he's got a memory like an elephant.
288
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:38,006
Come on, partner,
we got to go to rehearsal.
289
00:12:38,006 --> 00:12:39,217
Listen, after the rehearsal,
290
00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:40,927
I'm going to take him over
to his grandma's house,
291
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,220
and then I'm going to see Uncle Alberto.
292
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,471
- So I'll see you later.
- Okay.
293
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:44,554
- Adios.
- Good-bye.
294
00:12:44,554 --> 00:12:46,015
- Adios.
- Bye-bye, dear.
295
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,729
Oh, come on now, honey, snap out of it.
296
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:52,939
Let's all go shopping.
297
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,857
Shopping? Again?
298
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,192
Yeah, let's go shopping.
299
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,236
- There's something I want to get.
- [Ethel] What?
300
00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:01,990
A box of cigars for Uncle Alberto.
I found out where he has his made.
301
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:05,451
Maybe if I get some more for him,
I'll get back in his good graces.
302
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:08,453
- Oh, sure, you will, honey.
- Come on. Oh, look at me.
303
00:13:08,453 --> 00:13:10,123
Brown purse, blue shoes.
304
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,916
Heavens to Betsy.
305
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,583
I'll only be a second.
306
00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:15,628
I want to get my other purse.
307
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,131
I'm going to get my other wallet.
308
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,590
I left my money in this one.
309
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,771
Yeah, this is the place, all right.
310
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:39,193
Oh, look. They make cigars by hand.
311
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,695
Isn't that interesting?
312
00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:42,280
- Mm-hmm.
- Hey, how about that?
313
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,533
Honey, while you're buying the cigars,
I think I'll go buy some more souvenirs.
314
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,702
Ethel, do you think I'm made of money?
315
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,703
Oh, I just want to buy
a pair of those maracas.
316
00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:53,458
Swell. Then we can mambo
all the way to the poorhouse.
317
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,544
[Lucy] I'll catch up with you later.
318
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,134
Buenos días, Señora.
319
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,886
"Bonus dies."
320
00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:06,888
What can I do for you?
321
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:10,433
I'd like a box of Corona Grande, please.
322
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,059
Por favor.
323
00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:13,477
Aquí estan sus tabacos.
324
00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:15,146
El mejor tabaco en Havana.
325
00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:16,397
Ah, macho gra...
326
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,566
I mean, muchas gracias.
327
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,902
- Quince pesos.
- What's that?
328
00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:22,028
$15.
329
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,030
- $15?
- Sí, Señora.
330
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,825
- Oh, my gosh!
- ¿Que pasó?
331
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:31,371
I forgot to put my money in this purse.
I have some friends right down the street.
332
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,207
I'll go get them
and bring the money back to you.
333
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,583
No money, no cigars.
334
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:38,669
- What are you talking--
- Look what you did!
335
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:41,339
What do you mean,
"what I did," for heaven's sake?
336
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,800
If you hadn't grabbed a hold of my arm,
I wouldn't have dropped the box.
337
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,843
Si usted hubiera traído dinero
no pasa esto.
338
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,595
Now you have to pay for this.
339
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:48,930
Well, how can I pay for them
340
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,099
if you don't let me
get the money from my friends?
341
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,183
You stay here.
342
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,185
Your friends come back for you.
343
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,521
But they're not coming back for me.
344
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:59,357
Oh, then I call the police right now.
345
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:02,276
What are you talking about,
for heaven's sakes?
346
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:03,861
Why should you call the police?
347
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:06,114
Me espera ahí un ratito.
348
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:08,366
Ahorita regreso, ¿eh?
349
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,785
Ah, Señor Don Alberto.
350
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,703
¿Como está usted?
351
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,414
Muy bien, Señor.
352
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,959
- What can I do for you?
- [Alberto] Well, I need some more cigars.
353
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,293
Tengo Palmas,
354
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:22,839
Corona Grande, Panatelas...
lo que usted guste.
355
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:26,092
Y me han dicho que ha comprado usted
una casa en Santiago.
356
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,428
[Alberto] Bueno, una casa así no mas.
357
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,096
No vaya creer que es
una cosa del otro mundo.
358
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,557
Este es un tabaco excelente.
359
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,392
[Alberto] También aquí está...
360
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:44,527
Mire usted,
esto lo hemos hecho
361
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:45,903
de un tabaco selecto
362
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,739
para gustos delicados de la aristocracía.
363
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,533
- ¿Qué le parece?
- [Alberto] Ah, que bien.
364
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,326
Este es una cosa excelente.
365
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:54,245
Hey! ¿Dónde está?
366
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:57,915
La Americana loca que ha venido aquí.
La turista.
367
00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:00,126
[Alberto] I didn't see no one.
368
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,587
Dice usted que ha venido.
Me ha comprado cigarros.
369
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:03,754
Se ha ido sin pagarme.
370
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,007
Y además de eso los ha roto
y los ha pisado.
371
00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:11,387
No hay derecho, pero... Angelo,
¿has visto a alguien salirpor aquí?
372
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:13,890
Maybe she went out this door.
373
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,808
No puede ser.
374
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,565
Señor Don Alberto,
I'm sorry for this delay.
375
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,649
Don't worry.
376
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,651
I am waiting for my nephew right here.
377
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,944
Which one?
378
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:29,238
Ricky. The one that married the Americana.
379
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:33,993
Oh, el maestro que tiene
una orquestra famosa.
380
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,453
Tendre mucho gusto en verlo.
381
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:38,122
If you think that
Americana turista is bad,
382
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,124
you should meet my nephew's wife.
383
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,417
No!
384
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,880
Alberto.
385
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,340
[Alberto] ¿Como estás?
386
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,841
Mi sobrino, Ricky Ricardo.
387
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,468
Mucho gusto.
388
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,599
An American ruined a whole box
of his best cigars.
389
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,559
- Si, Señor. Sí, Señor.
- Americano?
390
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:01,354
Sí, una loca turista Americana.
391
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,482
Sí, imagínese que ha venido los roto
se ha querido ir sin pagar.
392
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,108
¡Sin pagar, Señor!
393
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,653
[Alberto] Disappeared right before his eyes.
394
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,655
¿Una loca turista Americana?
395
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:13,366
¡Loquísima! ¡Loquísima!
396
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,291
No sabe donde...
397
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:30,883
Alberto, I just remembered
I got to be someplace in ten minutes.
398
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,052
Look at that big cigar they're making.
399
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,179
They don't make them
like they used to anymore, do they?
400
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:38,808
Aha!
401
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,518
That's the woman!
402
00:17:43,311 --> 00:17:44,564
No, Señor...
403
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:58,119
Ladies and gentlemen, this evening,
404
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:03,374
the casino takes great pleasure and pride
405
00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:07,044
in presenting a very special attraction.
406
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:09,088
Some years ago,
407
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:14,051
a young boy left Cuba to go to America.
408
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,804
The only thing that he took with him
409
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,723
was a drum full of rhythm
410
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:21,058
and a heart full of hope.
411
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,060
He's back home tonight.
412
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,479
Let's give him a real great welcome!
413
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,481
Ricky Ricardo!
414
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,417
Pablo!
415
00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:02,058
♪ You see un hombre afortunado ♪
416
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:08,230
♪ Which means
You're looking at a lucky guy ♪
417
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:12,943
♪ In Cuba, I'm a Cuban ♪
418
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:16,364
♪ In the USA, I'm a yank ♪
419
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:23,119
♪ Wherever I am, I'm home
And I got you to thank ♪
420
00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:26,457
♪ You never see me homesick ♪
421
00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:29,710
♪ 'Cause from home
I'm never away ♪
422
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:33,381
♪ Wherever I am, I'm home ♪
423
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:36,092
♪ In Cuba or the USA ♪
424
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:39,887
♪ I've got two places to hang my hat ♪
425
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:43,349
♪ Two verandas if we choose to ♪
426
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:46,560
♪ And in two languages, a welcome mat ♪
427
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,730
♪ To say "hello" to my shoes ♪
428
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:56,821
♪ In New York or Havana
People make me feel I belong ♪
429
00:19:56,821 --> 00:20:00,241
♪ Wherever I am, I'm home ♪
430
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:03,744
♪ I can go, but I can't go wrong ♪
431
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:07,080
♪ Just name me one other chap ♪
432
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:10,251
♪ With a girl like Lucy on his lap ♪
433
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:17,215
♪ And a diet of hot tamales
And apple pie ♪
434
00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:22,638
♪ You see un hombre afortunado ♪
435
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:29,103
♪ Which means
You're looking at a lucky guy ♪
436
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,814
♪ I'm a lucky guy ♪
437
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:35,151
♪ What a lucky guy ♪
438
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:41,365
♪ Yes, sir
You're looking at a lucky guy ♪
439
00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:49,915
Here's your hat, Uncle Alberto.
440
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:04,388
Thank you.
441
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:08,100
Thank you very, very much,
ladies and gentlemen.
442
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,561
You don't know how wonderful it is
to be back in Cuba.
443
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:15,816
You know, I... I left here alone,
444
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,234
but I didn't come back alone.
445
00:21:18,234 --> 00:21:21,489
I'd like you to meet my wife.
A wonderful girl.
446
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:24,241
Lucy.
447
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:39,548
And I'd like to ask
another member of the family
448
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:41,717
to join me in the next number.
449
00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:45,971
I'd like you to meet my son, Ricky Jr.
450
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:57,817
Say gracias.
451
00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,276
Gracias.
452
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:04,657
Now, uh... even though ...
453
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:07,576
Little Ricky was born in America,
454
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:12,665
I want to prove to you
that there's a lot of Cuba in his heart.
455
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:34,979
Atta boy!
456
00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:46,699
Hey!
457
00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:59,420
♪ Babalú ♪
458
00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:03,173
♪ Babalú ♪
459
00:23:04,215 --> 00:23:06,802
♪ Babalú ♪
460
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:10,306
♪ Babalú ♪
461
00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:14,310
♪ ¡Babalú ay-eh! ♪
462
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:17,688
♪ ¡Babalú ay-eh! ♪
463
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:21,066
♪ Babalú ♪
464
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:21,901
Hey-yeah!
465
00:23:23,234 --> 00:23:26,739
Yeah!
466
00:23:31,702 --> 00:23:32,786
Hey-yeah!
467
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:43,464
Hey-yeah!
468
00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:13,369
♪ ¡Olé, olé, olé, olé! ♪
469
00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:14,787
♪ ¡Olé, olé, olé, olé! ♪
470
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:18,248
♪ ¡Olé, olé, olé, olé! ♪
471
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:24,838
♪ ¡Arriba con la conga! ♪
472
00:24:24,838 --> 00:24:29,343
Anyone who's the mother of a boy like that
is all right with me.
473
00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:43,023
Here we go.
474
00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:45,693
Here we go.
475
00:24:58,205 --> 00:25:00,124
Yeah!
476
00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:36,994
The part of Uncle Alberto
was played by George Trevino,
477
00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:38,662
Mother Ricardo was Mary Emery
478
00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:40,998
and Nacho Galindo
was the cigar store owner.
479
00:25:40,998 --> 00:25:42,958
Eddie Lebaron played the nightclub emcee
480
00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:45,169
and Barbara Logan was the stewardess.
481
00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:01,226
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