All language subtitles for I Love Lucy S03E05 Baby Pictures 1080p BluRay FLAC2 0 H 264-BTN_track4_[eng]

- Hi, dear.
- I picked up the baby pictures.

Oh, let me see. Let me see.

- Wait a minute.
- Let go.

- Honey, I haven't seen them either.
- Oh, honey.

I don't want you
to see them before I do.

- Honey, we'll look at them together.
- Well, all right.

Gee, I can hardly wait
to see what they look like

after all we went through taking 'em.

What do you mean, "we went through"?
I took them, remember.

Oh, sure, but I was the one
that had to stand on my head

to make Little Ricky laugh.

- [Ricky laughs]
- Oh, honey.

They gave you the wrong pictures.
This is a picture of twins.

[Ricky] But they're both Little Ricky.

How did you manage that?

Oh, it's double exposure.

- It can happen to anybody.
- Oh.

There's only one of him in that shot.

Yeah, but that's so blurry.

You take wonderful X-rays, dear.

Well, I can't help it if he moved.

Aw, look.

Isn't that great?

Hey, I'm a pretty good photographer
after all.

Oh, I'll say you are.
Oh, here's another wonderful one.

Oh, gosh!

Oh, these pictures are good enough
to be on the cover of a magazine.

What magazine, Body Beautiful?

Oh.

Well, even professional photographers

are entitled
to a boo-boo now and then.

Oh, these pictures are much better

than any pictures the Applebys
ever took of their baby.

Well, we have an advantage
over the Applebys.

Our baby's handsome.

- Yeah.
- Oh!

Wait till they come over tonight

and I show them
what real baby pictures look like.

Wha-bup-bup-bup-bup--

What's this
about who coming over tonight?

Oh, didn't I tell you, dear?

No, you didn't tell me, dear.

Well, uh,
Caroline and Charlie Appleby

are coming over tonight.

Oh, no, they're not.
My house is in no shape for company.

- You just call them right up...
- Look, honey...

- ...tell them we can't tonight.
- Charlie wants to talk to me

about a television show,
so I asked him to come over

and he's going to be here at 8:00.

Yes, sir.

Thank you.

Wait till he pulls
the pictures of his baby out

and I let him have it with these.

What are you doing?

We're not showing
those pictures to anyone.

- Why?
- 'Cause of a vow that you and I made.

- Vow?
- Yes, before we had a baby,

do you remember
how bored we always were

when other people dragged out
pictures of their little darlings,

- and insisted that we look at them?
- Yeah.

And do you remember
that we promised each other

that if we ever had a child

that we wouldn't inflict his pictures
on other people.

I know, honey,

but Little Ricky's not
like any ordinary baby.

I mean, he's so cute
that people want to see his pictures.

Yeah, I know.

Well ...

No, now,
that's what all parents think.

Now, we promised, Ricky.

Okay, but I'm not gonna be very happy

when Charlie starts bragging
about his little brat.

Well, so long as
we're not boring people

with pictures of our kid ...

Charlie wants you
to do a television show!

Well, that's certainly
a delayed reaction.

What kind of a show?
When is it gonna be?

Who's gonna be in it?

Variety, next Thursday, and not you.

- Now, Ricky, please.
- Look, honey, look...

I'm only the master of ceremonies.

I don't hire the talent,
I have nothing to do with the talent,

so there's nothing I can do for you.

But if you did
and you were, would you?

But I don't, and I'm not.

But if you did, and you were,
would you?

If I did, and I were, I would.

Well, now I don't know what we said.

But I guess, as long as you're not,
it doesn't matter.

That's the sensible way
to look at it.

Now, honey, remember,
we're not showing those pictures

to anybody tonight.

Okay, okay.

Isn't he cute?

Oh, these are
wonderful pictures, Ricky.

- How about that one, eh?
- Yeah, I like this one

where he's got the baseball cap on.

He's a cutie, all right.

Hey, that's a pretty good idea
for a picture,

putting a baseball cap on him.

- Yeah, I'll say it is.
- I thought of that.

Very clever.

Look at this one here.

Oh, he took a picture
of the doll we gave him.

That's his favorite doll.

And Lucy's embroidered his name
on his little suit.

Yeah, Ricky, Jr.

Ricky, what are you doing
with those pictures?

He was showing them to us.

You promised not to show them
to anybody.

Well, the Mertzes aren't anybody.

Well! Thanks a lot.

I didn't mean that.

Lucy made me promise
that I wasn't going to bore people

with the pictures of the baby.

Well, he's certainly not boring us.

We're his godmother and godfather.

Sure, they're the kid's godfolks.

Yeah, watch it, will you?

Well, maybe it's all right for you,
but nobody else, remember.

You mean you're not gonna show them
to the Applebys?

That's right.

- Oh, come on.
- Oh, come on.

Now, somebody has to
take them down a peg.

- That's right.
- Yeah.

- Nope.
- Oh, now, that's all they talk about.

The way they act,
you'd think they invented babies.

Exactly, and we don't wanna be
like the Applebys.

-
- There they are, honey.

- Hello.
- Hi, Lucy.

- The Applebys.
- Hi, Caroline.

- -How are you?
- -Give me your coat.

Hi, Fred, Ethel.

Gee, I'm sorry we're late,

but just as we walked
out the door tonight,

guess what little Stevie did.

Oh, yeah, it was the cutest thing
you ever saw.

Tell them, honey.

Now, mind you,
he's only 13 months old.

[Caroline] Well, just as we were
walking out the door,

he looked up at us,

raised his little hand and said ...

"Bye-bye."

"Bye-bye"?

All by himself. "Bye-bye."
How about that, huh?

Bye-bye.

Yeah, how about that?

All by himself.

And only 13 months old, gee.

Oh, that certainly is amazing.

Is that a new dress
you have on, Caroline?

- This old rag?
- Yes.

Oh, goodness, no.

Let me see,
what else did I wanna tell you

about little Stevie darling?

Um... um...

Uh, Charlie, how's everything
down at the television station?

Oh, great, Rick, just great.

We've got the newest
moving pictures in town.

You know, I bought
a block of films yesterday,

and I wanna tell you

that they're gonna make
television stars

out of some of the actors.

- No kidding.
- [Charlie] Yes, sir.

Now, just remember their names,

Conway Turrell and Mabel Norman.

Yeah, well, we'll catch them.
We never--

We always, always watch
your television station.

Well, that's what makes
a station popular,

good pictures.

Good pictures!

Oh, we've got
some new pictures of Stevie.

[Caroline] Do you wanna see them?

They're right here.
They're just marvelous.

You know,
Charlie took them the other day

on his first birthday.

Look at this one.
He's trying to blow out the candle.

[Caroline] Aw...

Oh, cute.

[Charlie] Look at the little dickens.

- He put his hand in the cake.
- [Caroline and Charlie laugh]

I tell you,

that little Stevie's
a natural-born comic.

Natural-born.

[Caroline] Oh! Oh, this one.
This one is the best one of all.

The hat one.

Oh, Charlie thought
of the cutest idea.

Well, you know, he's just a genius
about these things anyway.

Do you know what he did?

He put a baseball cap
on little Stevie.

Isn't that priceless?

Yeah, priceless.

Ready?

Yeah, I'm ready.

It isn't because he's my child, Rick,

but I ask you, did you ever see
a baby who took a better picture?

Did I, honey?

No, you didn't.

I didn't.

You know,
from the moment he was born,

little Stevie was perfectly shaped,
absolutely handsome.

That's right.

You know how most babies are,

all red, and pinched,
and funny-looking.

Yeah.
Say, how is Little Ricky, anyway?

What?

Lucy, Charlie didn't mean

that Little Ricky was all red,
and pinched, and funny-looking.

He outgrew that, didn't he?

Now, you want to see a picture
of a baby, look at this.

Now, there's a baby!

[Ricky] Look at those eyes.

- Lucy!
- Oh.

I was just on my way
over to your place.

Here's some money for the cleaning.
Will you pay the man when he comes?

Sure, where are you going?

Oh, I just thought I'd drop by
and see Caroline Appleby.

Caroline Appleby?

I thought you were mad at her
last night.

I was and I still am.

Well, then why are you
going over there?

I just decided
to take Little Ricky over there

and show her what a cute baby
really looks like.

Oh, Lucy, honestly.

Well, I don't care.

Little Ricky's twice as handsome

as that scrawny little runt
of theirs.

Of course he's handsomer
than their child,

but you'll have to admit
some of their pictures

were kind of cute.

One more remark like that

and you can turn in
your godmother suit.

Oh, for heaven's sake.

Little Ricky's wearing
his brand-new outfit,

but I don't suppose
that interests you.

Oh, isn't he precious?

As precious as little Stevie Appleby?

He's ten times preciouser
than that silly-looking little goon.

You may kiss
your reinstated godmother.

Aw, thank you.

- [Ethel chuckles]
- Put on your little hatsy.

Lucy, aren't you being kind of mean
dropping in on Caroline unannounced,

with Little Ricky
all dressed up like that?

Yeah.

Oh, I see.

I guess all's fair
in love and motherhood.

That's right. Here we go.

- Byesie-byesie.
- Bye-bye, honey.

- Say bye-bye, Ricky.
- Bye-bye, darling.

Say bye-bye. Say bye-bye.

Who is it?

Lucy Ricardo.

Lucy!

Oh, Lucy, how nice of you to drop by.

Uh... come on up.

Come in.

Oh, hello, Caroline.

Why, Lucy, you've got Ricky with you.

Yes, I hope we haven't come
at an inopportune time.

Oh, no,
I was just sitting here relaxing.

Oh.

- Uh...
- Oh, Lucy,

you'll just have to forgive
the mess the apartment's in.

I just haven't had a chance
to do a thing this morning.

Well, that's all right.

I hope we haven't come
at the wrong time for little Stevie.

He isn't sleeping, or all dirty,
or something, is he?

No, no, he's all dressed up.

As a matter of fact, I was
just waiting for his grandmother

to come for him.

- Oh.
- I'll go get him.

Oh, all right.

[Lucy] Take your coat off, baby.

Take your coat off. Come on now.

There we go.

Now, you wait for little Stevie.

You wait for little Stevie.

Here we are.

Now...

say hello to Little Ricky, Stevie.

Say hello, Stevie.

- There.
- Say hello.

Say hello.

Oh, little sweetie.

Uh, my, Stevie's grown a lot
since I last saw him.

Oh, yeah, he's really shooting up.

Oh, yes, when do you think
he'll reach normal size?

He's exactly the size
he's supposed to be.

He just seems small to you

'cause you're so used
to looking at little fatty here.

- Fatty?
- Oh, yes.

I just love
chubby, puffy little boys.

Oh, Ricky, you're going
to have to go on a diet

or you'll grow up
to look like your mommy.

What's new, Caroline?

Well...
Oh, say, what if I take the children

and put them outside
in Stevie's playpen?

Then they can get acquainted.

- Well, all right.
- All righty.

There.

[Caroline] There you are.
Now, you be good little boys.

Oh!

Now, what were we saying?

Oh, yes, you were just asking me
what's new.

Yes.

Well, I hate to sound
like the doting mother,

but what do you think
little Stevie did today?

Don't tell me he took a picture
of you for a change.

No, he put two words together
for the first time.

Not until today?

Oh, don't tell me that Little Ricky
has ever put two words together.

Why, certainly, dear.

I don't mean "da-da."

Of course not.

Has he ever said, "Morning, Mommy"?

In English or Spanish?

He speaks Spanish?

Only when he's mad.

Well, Lucy,
it certainly was chummy of you

to drop by like this today.

How long must you stay?

Well, I hate to rush off like this,
but I really must.

Oh, that is a smart suit
you're wearing.

- Oh, do you like it?
- You know I always have.

I'd like my baby, please.
Where do you keep your child's cage?

Well!

I just hope
that little glutton of yours

hasn't taught my Stevie
any bad habits.

That goes double.

My little Stevie doesn't have
any bad habits.

I hope he doesn't copy
any of his good habits

like scratching himself
or peeling bananas with his feet.

Thanks for a lovely time.

You're welcome.

So I said, "Well, I hope
Little Ricky doesn't copy

any of his good habits
like scratching himself

or peeling bananas with his feet,"
and we left.

Oh, Lucy, what's this gonna do
to Ricky's TV show tomorrow?

Charlie will probably
cancel the whole thing.

Oh, Ricky's gonna be furious.

I know, but I couldn't help it.

I felt like a mother bear
defending her cub.

Well, when you tell him,
I'd hate to be in your shoes.

It's not my shoes I'm worried about.

Hi, honey.

- Hi, Ethel.
- Hi.

Ethel, I come over to tell you
I'm going to the market

to get a chicken.

A chicken? I got one in the oven.

Oh, I forgot all about it!

Never mind, it's too late.

Is it very burned?

Well, if we had three and 20 more,
we could bake them in a pie.

Oh, dear.

Hey, I was just telling Fred
about rehearsal

for the television show.

It was wonderful. It's gonna be
a great show tomorrow night.

Oh?

Oh. Uh-oh.
Well, come on, Fred. Let's go.

- Well, what's your rush?
- Well, we got get to the market

- and get a chicken right now.
- Oh, all right, all right.

Oh, those two.

Uh... Ricky?

- Yes, honey.
- Uh, I was just thinking

about your television show
for Charlie Appleby.

I don't think
that's a very good thing for you.

Not a good thing for me?

Why, it's my big chance
to get in my own television show.

Well, what do you want with that?
Television isn't going to last.

It's just a fad.

A fad?

Yeah, like flagpole-sitting
or swallowing goldfish.

Lucy, what are you talking about?

Well, besides, Charlie's--

Charlie's station
doesn't come in clear.

- You get all distorted.
- What?

Yeah, you look all funny like this.

♪ Babalú, babalú, babalú, ay-aye ♪

Lucy, what are you up to?

Nothing, but I just don't
want you disappointed

if television turns
out to be a big flop.

Well, honey, thank you very much,
but I'll take my chances.

Oh.

I think I'll call Caroline

and see what she's doing
tomorrow night.

Okay.

Oh, hello. Oh, hello, Charlie?

Oh, Charlie, this is Lucy...
Lucy Ricardo.

Oh, fine, thanks.

Is Caroline the--

What?

Oh, Charlie, that's terrible.

The cameraman?

Mumps!

Oh, for heaven's sake.

And the studio's going
to be quarantined?

And you won't be able
to make any shows there

for a couple of weeks, huh?

Oh, well, I'll tell Ricky...

-
- I'll--

- I'll tell Ricky--
-

Well ...

Hello.

Oh, hello, Charlie, this is Ricky.

Charlie, I don't--

But Charlie, I--

But--

But--

Charlie, Ch-- Don't hang up, Charlie.
I'll explain.

That was Charlie.

Charlie who?

You know Charlie who.
What did you say to Caroline?

Caroline who? Oh, Charlie Who's wife?

Yeah.

- And I don't get the job.
- Well, that's show business.

You know, there's no business
like show business.

Yesterday,
they told you you will not go far.

Tomorrow, on your dressing room,
they hang a star?

- Lucy, what did you say to Caroline?
- Nothing.

Nothing that should upset her.

I just said that little Stevie
was scrawny and little,

and looked like a monkey.

- Oh, is that all?
- Yeah.

What did you say that for!

What did you say that for!

What did you have
to go over there for?

Why don't you stay here
where you belong?

What are you trying to do to me?
Well?

I'm still working
on what'd I say that for?

Uno de estos días te voy a...

You wouldn't dare.

Okay, now, you started this,
so you're going to finish it.

Well, what'll I have to do?

You're going to get me back
on that television show.

- How?
- I don't know how.

- But if you "don't"...
- All right.

- ... I'll, I'll--
- I will, I will, Ricky.

I'll get you back on the show.

Don't even think
of what you'll do if I "don't."

Ahora, ¡que va!

♪ If you're romantic, chum ♪

♪ Pack up your thoughts
and come to Acapulco ♪

♪ You put your cares in hock ♪

♪ And throw away your clock
in Acapulco ♪

♪ Where you can be as lazy ♪

♪ As a daisy drifting
in a blue lagoon ♪

♪ You're wide awake at night ♪

♪ Because you do your dreaming
in the afternoon ♪

♪ You'll get a Latin glow
way down in Mexico ♪

♪ Below the border ♪

♪ And in a spot like this
If you refuse a kiss ♪

♪ You're out of order ♪

♪ And when the moon is new
It's like a honeydew ♪

♪ Come on and get yourself a slice ♪

♪ And if you can't say Acapulco ♪

♪ Then you can call it paradise ♪

Yeah!

Look out. Look out. Look out.

♪ You'll need some new huaraches ♪

♪ When the mariachis start
to play there ♪

♪ And after you depart ♪

♪ You know your crazy heart
may want to stay there ♪

♪ And if the moon is new
It's like a honeydew ♪

♪ Come on and get yourself a slice ♪

♪ And if you can't say Acapulco ♪

♪ Then you can call it paradise ♪

♪ And if I haven't sold you
with the things I've told you ♪

♪ Then I must repeat it twice ♪

♪ That if you can't say Acapulco ♪

♪ Then you can call it paradise ♪

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you very much,
ladies and gentlemen.

And now I have a surprise for you.

You know, most performers

don't like to have babies with them
in their show,

because they say that the babies
always steal all the scenes.

But, uh, my wife found
such a cute baby today,

such an adorable child
with such great personality,

so beautiful, so intelligent,

that she insisted that I put
this child on the show tonight.

So now, ladies and gentlemen,
it's my pleasure to introduce to you

my wife, Lucy, with her idea
of the most beautiful baby

in the whole wide world.

And here they are,

Lucy and little Stevie Appleby.

Caroline was played
by Doris Singleton,

and Charlie by Hy Averback.

I Love Lucy is a Desilu production.