All language subtitles for I Love Lucy S03E02 The Girls Go Into Business 1080p BluRay FLAC2 0 H 264-BTN_track4_[eng]

Did you have a nice time
shopping with Mama and Aunt Ethel?

You were such a good boy.

Now we're going to get our coat off,

and we're going to have a big dinner,

and you can sit here and play
while Mama changes her clothes.

Will you be a good boy?

There you are, tanny right up there.

That's a fella.

Tanny right up there.
We take the coat off.

Him was such a good boy. You tired, baby?

Little baby tired?

Tanny up. Tanny up, Ricky.

There we go.

Let go.

That's it.

Now, you play, play.

There you go, honey. I'll be right back.

Give me mine.

Oh, wasn't that a wonderful break
we went by Hansen's

during their selling-out sale?

Uh-huh. I wonder why
she's giving up that dress shop.

Oh, I don't know, but I'm glad she is.

Oh, did you ever see such a bargain?

Never.

And Ricky thinks
I don't know how to save money.

- I saved $10 on this dress alone.
- I saved seven on mine.

That's $17 we saved today.

What'll we spend it on?

How about buying hats?

Oh, wonderful.
They actually won't cost us a cent.

Gee, won't our husbands be proud of us?

Yeah. Let's wear these dresses tonight
and show 'em, huh?

Oh, no. I won't get to wear mine
for a couple of months yet.

What do you mean,
you won't get to wear yours

for a couple of months yet?

I have a system.

You know how mad Ricky gets at me
when I buy a new dress.

- Yeah.
- I hang this away in the closet

for a couple of months,
and then I take it out and wear it,

and Ricky says, "Is that a new dress?"

And I say, "No. It's been hanging
in the closet for months."

Oh, you're the sneaky one.

- Yeah.
- See you later.

Bye-bye.

Yes, sir. And do you know
how many steps he took yesterday?

- Six?
- No.

- Seven?
- No, two.

- No kidding.
- Oh, really?

Honestly. I got so excited
that I called Ricky down at the club.

Didn't I, dear?

- Huh?
- What's the matter with you?

Nothing.

There is, too.

Ever since you came home,
you've been sitting there in a Cuban funk.

Oh, I'm sorry.

It's this crazy business that I'm in
that's getting me down.

There's no sense to show business.

He gets like this every once in a while.

What's the matter, dear?
Did you have a tough day?

Every day is a tough day.
Everybody wants more money.

Everybody wants better billing.

You have to put up with
all these crazy, temperamental people.

If there's one thing that I can't stand
it's temperamental people

yelling and screaming all the time!

Why do they have to yell and scream?

Why can't they do business
in a normal, sensible manner like I do?

Well, I don't know, dear.

Perhaps it's because they're not calm
and even-tempered like you are.

Yeah.

Well, the whole thing is not worth it.

I mean, it's not worth it.

When you are through,
you've got nothing. Nothing.

You got nothing going for you.

What have I got going for me? Nothing.

- I got nothing going for me.
- Oh, you have, too, Ricky.

You're a big, important star.

- Sure.
- Certainly.

Well, I mean, show business
is not like any other business.

You know, in another business,
if you get sick, let's say,

maybe you own a store,
people working for you.

It takes care of itself.
You don't have to worry.

You get sick, you stay home,
you enjoy being sick.

You're the smart one, Fred.

- Fred?
- Fred?

Me?

Sure! You saved your money
and you bought this building.

Well, that's true.

Now all you got to do

is just sit back
and watch the money roll in.

All right, so it's not a million dollars.
But you got security.

That's what I ought to do.

I ought to get myself a little business.

That's a wonderful idea, Ricky.

Hey, we got a couple of bucks saved up.

Maybe we could go in partners with them.

- Yeah.
- [Ricky] Really?

What kind of business
did you have in mind?

Well, gee, I don't know...

I do. Hansen's Dress Shop.

Yes! It's for sale.

You know that little store
in the middle of the next block?

[Lucy] It's a gold mine
right here in our own neighborhood.

Wait a minute, Lucy. Wait a minute.

Well, but, Ricky, a dress shop
is just the thing for you.

Look, I already own a dress shop.

What do you mean
you already own a dress shop?

Have you looked in your closet lately?

Oh, now don't be smart.

- I don't have a lot of clothes.
- Huh?

All right, I do have a lot of clothes,
but where did I buy them all?

- From Hansen's.
- Me, too.

In fact, I bought a dress there
just this morning.

So did... lots of people.

Ethel, did you buy another dress?

Yes. At Hansen's.

That's where I've bought all my dresses
ever since we've been married.

All three of them.

- Ethel...
- Now, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Let's not get off the subject.

The point is that that dress shop
would be a good investment for us.

That might be fine and all of that.

The dress shop might be great,
but it's out of the question.

Fred and I don't know anything
about running a dress shop.

You don't have to run it.
Ethel and I will.

Yes!

- You and Ethel are going to...
- Yeah.

[Fred] Oh, no!

Well, I don't see what's so funny.

Women have good business brains, too.

I saved seven dollars
on that dress I bought this morning.

And I saved ten dollars.

What did you say?

Uh, never mind.
Just keep on laughing at us.

"Let's run a business"!

Ha ha?

Oh, honestly, Ethel,
doesn't it make you sick

that those husbands of ours
can't see an opportunity like this?

- I don't even want to think about it.
- [Lucy] Honest to goodness!

- Such a darling shop.
-

Hello, Mrs. Hansen.

Oh, Mrs. Ricardo and Mrs. Mertz.
How are you?

- Hello.
- Fine, but Ricky said

I had to bring this dress back.

Well, that's all right.

Well, seeing it was on sale
and everything,

won't it foul up your bookkeeping?

Oh, not at all, Mrs. Ricardo.

You see, I never charge up my sales to you

until at least a week after.

Oh. That's nice.

We're sure going to miss you
when you sell this store.

Yeah, we wanted to buy it ourselves,
but our husbands wouldn't let us.

No. Men have no business sense.

No. You know, I'd like to buy it anyway

just to prove that they don't know
what they're talking about.

You know, that would be wonderful.

And it would practically pay for itself
in no time.

Oh, no, no. It's out of the question.
It's too much money.

You're probably asking
thousands of dollars for it.

Now, you'd be surprised how cheap it is.

I have a tremendous stock
and a long lease,

and all I'm asking is $3,000.

$3,000? Is that all?

That's all.

Uh, you'll excuse me just a moment.

Oh, Ethel, I can't stand it.
We can't let this opportunity go by.

Do you have an idea?

Yes. How much money have you got?

You always get that same idea.

Never mind. How much have you got?

It doesn't matter.
$3,000 is out of the question for us.

Now, listen, that's just her asking price.

I'll bet I could get her down to $1,500.

I'll bet you couldn't.

- I'll bet I could.
- Bet.

Now, where were we?

Oh, yes.
I was telling you the price, wasn't I?

Well, frankly, Mrs. Hansen,
$3,000, that's just too much money.

Uh, now, I'm sure that was
just your asking price.

You'd go a little lower, wouldn't you?

I'm sorry.

Just a little bit lower?

No.

- Not a penny?
- No.

What's so funny?

I was going to offer you 1,500.

1,500.

I'll take it.

Uh, just a moment, please.

- Some customers.
- Good afternoon, Mrs. Hansen.

- Good afternoon.
- This is that marvelous shop

I was telling you about, Grace.

Just wait till you see the goodies.

Oh, I can hardly wait.

Oh, Mrs. Hansen,
I'll take that divine striped dress

you put away for me yesterday.

- Fine.
- Just imagine, Grace,

100% pure wool for only $39.50.

And look at this cute little sweater.

How much is it?

- $49.50.
- I'll take it.

How much is this sweater?

- [Mrs. Hansen] $20.
- I'll take these two.

- I'll take two myself.
- [Mrs. Hansen] Fine.

- May I try the dress on?
- Why, of course. Right this way.

Come on, Grace.

Ethel, do you realize,
she just took in $200?

I know.

Listen. We-We've just
got to get this place.

This is a gold mine.

Oh, but we don't even have
the down payment.

Now, look, Mrs. Hansen
just made $200 in five minutes.

That's $2,400 an hour.

The store is open eight hours a day...

Do you realize we'll be making
$19,000 a day?

Wow!

Mrs. Hansen!

- [Mrs. Hansen clears throat]
- Mrs. Hansen, we'll take the store.

Oh!

All right.

If only I had time
to hold out for a fair price.

- Fair?
-

But I cannot stay here.

Mother needs me.

Your mother?

Yes. She's in the hospital,

and that $1,500
will just about pay for her operation.

Oh, well, Mrs. Hansen,
we don't want to take advantage of you.

Oh. Well, let's make it $1,750.

Oh, bless you.

The difference in the money

will just about pay
the repairs on the car.

The repairs on the car?

Yes. Grandma had a wreck

when she was taking mother
to the hospital.

Oh, dear.

Oh, Lucy, let's make it 2,000.

No, let's make it 2,250.

Oh, thank you, thank you.

Now, you mustn't think
any more about money.

I'll get the house rebuilt somehow.

The house?

It's a shambles since the fire.

Oh, dear, well, look,

I-I-I can't have this
hanging on my conscience.

Now, look, Mrs. Hansen,
you thought $3,000 was a fair price,

and that's what we'll pay you.

We'll get it back in no time at all.

Oh, you're the dearest,
sweetest girls in all the world,

and how do you want to handle
the down payment?

Uh, well, uh, what did you have in mind?

Money.

I mean...

I've heard that ten percent is usual.

Ten percent. Ten percent. Three... Ten per--

That's $300.

Uh, would you, uh, take a check
that's postdated a couple of days?

- Well, I don't know.
- Well, you see,

I have to transfer
some of my assets in my other accounts.

Well, I guess that would be all right.

Good. I'll bring you
a check this afternoon.

- Partner?
- Partner.

Saks Fifth Avenue, look out!

I think I'll take this adorable belt, too.

Never mind. They've gone.

- Oh.
- Deal set?

All set.

You were just fine,

and you can each have a scarf
for helping me out.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, hi. I'm sorry I'm late.

I had to wait for Ricky to leave

before I could take the baby
down to Mrs. Trumbull.

- How many sales did you make?
- None.

None!

We've been open for an hour and a half.

So?

So we've already lost $3,600.

Oh, Lucy, you can't expect
to make $200 every five minutes.

Sometimes it'll be more,
sometimes it'll be less.

Wait till the rush starts,
then we'll make it up.

Yeah, well, I guess you're right.

Hey, you know,

we ought to call all our friends
and tell them that we bought this place.

Yeah. Say, we're not going to
keep on calling it Hansen's, are we?

Oh, no, I guess not.
What do you want to call it?

Oh, you think of a name.
Doesn't make any difference to me.

Doesn't matter to me either.

Well, then, I think it ought to be
a combination of both our names,

like "Ethelu's."

"Ethelu's"?

Well, that doesn't sound very good.

Why not?

Well, it just doesn't have an easy flow,

a nice, pleasing sound.

Well, what would you suggest?

Well, something that rolls
right off your tongue

like "Lucyeth's."

"Lucyeth's"?

Well, that rolls right off
your tongue, all right.

You couldn't keep it
on your tongue if you tried.

Well, maybe we shouldn't
try to be too cute.

Just use both our names, and that's all.

Okay.

Well, it's settled, then.

"Lucy and Ethel's Dress Shop."

"Lucy and Ethel's Dress Shop"?

Yeah.

I think there ought to be a slight change.

What kind of a change?

Well, like "Ethel and Lucy's Dress Shop."

Why would you make a change like that?

Well, just because I think
"Ethel and Lucy's Dress Shop"

sounds better to the ear.

Not to my ear, it doesn't.

Well, you've got a tin ear.

Well, you're a big ham.

- Who's a big ham?
- You are.

- You've always gotta have your name first.
- You're the one who...

This is a pretty pickle.

We've been open two whole days
and haven't seen a customer.

We've made five sales.

Yes, to each other.

And I think we should have
investigated our credit

before we opened those charge accounts.

Hey, there's Ricky and Fred.

- Look.
- Where? Oh!

[Ricky] I just don't get it.

- Oh, isn't that a really darling...
- [Lucy] Yeah.

- Oh, hi!
- Oh, hi.

- Don't worry, we didn't buy anything.
- [Lucy] No.

We're on our way home from the drugstore.
You want to go home with us?

- No, we got to do a little more shopping.
- [Ricky] All right, see you later.

- Okay. So long.
- Bye, honey.

[Ricky] I don't understand it.

How can a guy be flat on his back
three times and still get up and win?

[Fred] Maybe he had a sore back.

Where is everybody?

I don't know.

Maybe the whole town's been evacuated,
and they forgot to tell us.

What time is it, anyway?

It's 3:00.

Here comes somebody.
Pretend you're a customer.

-
- [Lucy] Now, this is a lovely dress.

Oh, that's just darling.
Does it come in any other colors?

Well, uh...

Oh, never mind, Ethel. It's Mrs. Hansen.

Hello, Mrs. Hansen.

Mrs. Ricardo, your check bounced.

My check bounced!

Like a rubber ball.

Well!

I'll call that bank
and give them a piece of my mind.

I've already called them.

Oh, you have?

Uh, look, Mrs. Hansen,

now, you know who my husband is.

Now, there's no question
about that check being good.

Then you won't mind if I call and ask him.

Uh, no, go right ahead.

Oh, but you won't be able
to use our phone.

It's out of order, isn't it, Ethel?

Huh? Oh, yes, it's out of order.

Hello? Hello? Dead as a doornail.

I'll call him from the drugstore.

Oh, Lucy, what are you going to do?

Get my coat and purse.

Hello.

Hello, Ricky?

Ricky, this is Lucy. How are you, dear?

Fine. Where are you?

I'm downtown. Uh...

Oh, listen, honey, hang on a minute.

Do-Don't hang up.

- Where are you going?
- I'm going home.

- Home?
- Yeah,

and don't hang up this phone
for five minutes.

- Hi, dear.
- What kept you so long?

- I got here as soon as I could.
- What do you want?

- Hang up and I'll tell you.
- Okay. Goodbye.

What are you doing?

Uh... Well, I was so close

I thought I might as well come on home.

- Oh. Well, what do you want, honey?
- Uh...

Uh... Well, I-I was worrying
about Little Ricky. How is he?

- He's fine. He's been fine all day.
-

Uh, are you sure?

I-I think I hear him crying.

I don't hear anything.

You'd better go see, dear.

All right, I'll go see.

Hello. Ricardos' residence.
This is the maid speaking.

Mr. Ricardo? Yes, he's here,
but he doesn't speak any English.

You don't speak Spanish, do you?

Oh, you do.

Oh, well, just a moment.

He's fine, honey. He wasn't crying.
Is the call for me?

Uh... yeah.

Yeah, it's one of my girlfriends,

and she's trying to help her daughter
with some Spanish, uh, for school,

and she thought
maybe you could help her out.

Sure. What does she
want to know how to say?

Uh...

"The check is good."

- "The check is good"?
- Uh-huh.

That's a funny thing
for a kid to know how to say.

Well, it's probably one of those sentences
that they have to write out.

You know, like "Do you have an umbrella?"

Uh, "Do you have a match?"

"The check is good."

- Oh.
- You know, like that.

The check is good.

El cheque está bueno.

Thank you. That's all
you wanted to know, wasn't it?

Thank you. Goodbye.

Esta bueno cheque.

No, no, no, no. El cheque--
El cheque está bueno.

Esta... esta cheque bena-- bueno.

El cheque está bueno.

Esta bueno, esta ma--

- El cheque está bueno:
- That's a very cute way of saying it.

Oh, boy. I got out of that one.

Lucy, while you were gone,
a man called up, a Mr. Ralph S. Boyer.

He want to buy something?

- Yes.
- What, a dress?

No. He's interested in buying the store.

- Buying the store!
- Yes. He's on his way over here now.

Oh, wonderful.

We'll use the same gag on him
that Mrs. Hansen used on us.

You know, about her grandmother
that's been in a terrible accident.

Only this time we won't just talk about
the grandmother.

What do you mean?

You just stall him off.
I'll be back as soon as I can.

Oh!

Here, wait a minute, Grandma.
Let me help you.

- I'm going that way. I'm going down there.
- Oh, you're going this way.

You must have had a--
You must have had a terrible accident.

Oh, it was awful.
Yes, it was a terrible thing.

I got all smashed up.
Somebody came at me from behind.

- I'm going right here.
- This shop is closed.

- How's that?
- This shop is closed.

- There's an note--
- Closed?

- There's a note on the door.
- What does it say?

It says, "Lucy, I've gone
to Mr. Boyer's bank with him

to close the deal. Ethel."

Oh, for heaven's sake!
What's the matter with her?

Is she crazy or something?

She doesn't know
how to take care of a deal.

For heaven's sake.

Oh, I could kill her.

She can't add two and two.
What does she know about making deals?

For heaven's sakes! Oh...

- Ethel!
- Lucy!

- Come here and help me get this off.
- Oh, all right.

Now, where have you been?

Lucy, you've got to come down to the bank
and sign the papers.

I'm not going anyplace
till I find out what this is all about.

- He gave us $3,500.
- I don't--

$3,500!

Yippee!

Oh, this is wonderful!

That's $500 for us.

Oh, and our husbands think
we don't know anything about business.

Oh, be my guest.
I'll drive you to the bank.

Okay.

[Lucy] Here we go, and...

Yee-hoo! Yee-hoo!

And that's for you and that's for me.

That's $250 for you and $250 for me.

I'm just gonna wave it at them
when they come in.

Oh, I can't wait to see their faces
when we show it to them.

Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!

- What a deal this could have been!
- [Fred] Yep, yep, yep.

- Two prize idiots.
- [Ricky chuckles]

Okay, Rick. You kick me,
and then I'll kick you.

- [Lucy] What are you talking about?
- [Ethel] What's the matter?

You know that dress shop
that you wanted us to buy?

- Yeah.
- Somebody just bought it in a deal.

How did you know about it?

- [Ricky] Right here in the papers.
- In the papers? Really?

Yeah. You know, it seems that they wanted
to build a skyscraper in that block,

and the only thing
that was holding the deal up

was the lease on that shop.

So a fellow by the name of Boyer bought it

and sold it to the construction company
for $50,000.

The part of Mrs. Hansen
was played by Mabel Paige.

The two women shoppers were
Kay Wiley and Barbara Pepper,

and the policeman was Emory Parnell.

I Love Lucy is a Desilu production.