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Want some hand lotion?
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How many times I got to say no?
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Men can take care
of their skin, too.
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Yeah, men in California.
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We have got to get you
on a plane one of these days.
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I was thinking, maybe we can
spend Thanksgiving at my mom's.
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You know, it's the first one
since my dad passed.
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Of course.
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- You're the best.
- I know.
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So, who's gonna tell your mom?
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I'm sure when we're not there
she'll figure it out.
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Want to rock-paper-scissors
for it?
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Or you tell her
and I won't squirt you.
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You wouldn't dare.
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You're gonna smell so pretty.
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- Get that away from me.
- Come here!
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Come here!
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No. Baby.
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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Good morning.
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Mrs. McAllister, I was hoping
to talk to you about Thanksgiving.
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Well, sure.
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I really think me, Mandy and CeeCee
need to spend it at my mom's.
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This is the first Thanksgiving
since your dad passed.
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Of course you should.
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Oh. Thank you.
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That's a relief.
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Why?
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Why what?
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Why would you think that
I would be upset that
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you want to spend Thanksgiving
with your grieving mother?
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Well...
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What kind of monster
do you think I am?
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Um...
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Georgie, let's go.
We got to get to work.
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Got to go. Thanks again.
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You saved my butt.
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Keep moving. Keep moving.
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Hey. This is a nice surprise.
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Just wanted to drop off
some of CeeCee's old clothes
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for the donation room.
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Oh.
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Are you sure you don't want
to hang on to these
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in case you have
another one?
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Oh, we ain't planning
on another one just yet.
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You weren't planning
on the first one, either.
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Fair point.
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While I'm here, I wanted to let you know
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we're gonna come to
your place for Thanksgiving.
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Oh.
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I'm not doing Thanksgiving
this year.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, Sheldon's in school,
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and Missy got invited to a friend's.
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Well, she can't go.
It's Thanksgiving.
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I already told her she could.
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And to be perfectly honest,
I don't feel like celebrating.
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But this was
Dad's favorite holiday.
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I know, and doing it without him
would just be too hard.
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Fine. Then come have dinner
at the McAllisters'.
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With your mother-in-law?
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Not for a million dollars.
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Oh, come on.
She's not a monster.
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Come on.
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No.
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Fine. I didn't want to do this,
but as the man of the house,
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I'm putting my foot down.
You're coming.
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I have a foot of my own.
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Would you like to know
where I'm gonna put it?
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No, ma'am.
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All right, then.
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All right, then.
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Maybe next year,
we can take CeeCee
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to the Macy's Parade.
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You're not taking my
granddaughter to New York City.
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She'll come back a Democrat.
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She's a baby.
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A God-fearing, Republican baby.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Hey. How'd it go?
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She don't want
to do Thanksgiving.
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What do you mean,
like she doesn't want to cook?
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She don't want to do it at all.
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May I interject?
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What?
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I'm considering getting a cat.
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Connor, not now.
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Let me know when.
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She knows
she's welcome here, right?
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She just wants to sit home
by herself.
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What are you gonna do?
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I don't know. I hate the thought
of her being all alone.
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Now?
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Fine.
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You're never alone
if you have a cat.
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Oh, come on, Missy.
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If you come, Mom has to.
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Why are you making this
such a big deal?
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It's a big deal 'cause we're
gonna be together as a family.
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Is Sheldon coming?
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We're gonna mostly
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be together as a family.
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Well, I've made other plans.
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Please.
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Mom needs this.
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Mom needs a lobotomy.
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All right, I'm done asking.
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I'm telling you you're coming.
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So, is she coming?
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That's not funny.
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Sorry.
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Here, let me try.
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Yeah, sure. Why not?
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Hey, Missy, it's Mandy.
About Thanksgiving...
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Mm-hmm. Hurts, don't it?
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Sweet of Georgie to worry
so much about his mom.
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It is.
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I hope our kids worry about me
when I'm a widow.
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What makes you think
I'm gonna go first?
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Jim.
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Fine.
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And of course
they're gonna worry about you.
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I'm not so sure.
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Amanda's likely to
stick me in a home
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first chance she gets.
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On the bright side, Connor
will probably be your roommate.
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Very funny.
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Hope you like cats.
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Hey. What are you doing here?
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I thought I'd bring Georgie
some lunch, slice of pie.
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He's on a tow truck run.
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Oh, shoot.
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What kind of pie?
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Why?
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Oh, I was just curious.
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It's pecan, his favorite.
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I was hoping to cheer him up.
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Yeah, he has been
a little moody lately.
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Kind of snapped on a customer.
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What happened?
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Well, they wished
him a happy Thanksgiving,
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and he said, "Whatever."
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Ooh, for him, that's bad.
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Yeah, it was hard to watch.
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Well, this is his first
Thanksgiving without his dad.
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Sure, that's rough.
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George was a good man.
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Sure was.
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You know, I thought
we'd be celebrating
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Thanksgivings together
for a long time.
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Me, too.
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But, uh...
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guess you never know
what the future holds.
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Makes you appreciate
what you do have.
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We're really lucky.
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We sure are.
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Don't you go anywhere.
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Oh, I won't, baby girl.
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You better not.
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I should go.
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All right.
Well, thanks for stopping by.
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Don't eat
Georgie's lunch.
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I am hungry, but I won't.
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So, how's it going?
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My little great-granddaughter
saying "meemaw" yet?
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No, just "dada."
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Pisses me off.
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Uh, enjoy it.
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My kid doesn't even talk
to me anymore.
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Why bring it up?
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It's called making conversation.
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What about you?
How you doing?
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I'm all right.
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I'm a little worried
about your grandson.
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Oh. Is this
about Thanksgiving?
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Well, you just got
to give Mary time.
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When my husband died,
I was just miserable
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those first few holidays.
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Maybe he died
because you're miserable.
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It's a big house.
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Go somewhere else.
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Good day.
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Um, so here's the thing.
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Georgie's going through
a rough time,
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and I want to help.
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What can I do?
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Well, it would mean a lot to him
if you could be with us for Thanksgiving.
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Oh, honey, I am so sorry.
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I promised Dale
I'd go camping with him.
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Oh, that's okay. It's all right.
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Just let me talk to Dale.
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We're not
going camping!
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I was gone 20 seconds.
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What the hell happened?
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We're having Thanksgiving
with Georgie.
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I've been looking forward
to this for months.
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Oh, I know, honey.
I have, too.
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What time you want us?
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Your meemaw and Dale are coming.
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I just think it would mean a lot to
your brother if you could be there.
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Okay.
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Really? Thank you.
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But first,
I need a little favor.
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- Anything.
- Take me to get a tattoo.
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What? No.
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You said, "Anything."
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Yeah, and then you said
"tattoo."
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I guess I'm not going.
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Oh, come on.
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I can't decide between
a dolphin or a sunflower.
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What do you think?
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I am not taking you
to get a tattoo.
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All right, well,
maybe I'll see you at Christmas.
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- Ow, it hurts.
- Good.
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Hey, Mary.
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What brings you by?
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Just wanted to talk.
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If this is about Thanksgiving,
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I'm not changing my mind.
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Well, your mom and Missy
are coming.
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I don't care.
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Look, I understand, I really do.
I-I just think...
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You do not understand.
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You do not know what it's
like to lose a husband.
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I don't, um,
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but Georgie's struggling, too,
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and I think it would be great...
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Well, I'm sorry if I'm
disappointing everyone,
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but this is what I need.
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And for once,
I am putting myself first.
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Okay. Sorry.
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Hey, I hope it's okay
I invited Missy,
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Georgie's meemaw, and her fella
Dale to Thanksgiving.
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Her fella?
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Her beau?
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I don't know what to call
old people who are doing it.
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I've seen him.
They're not doing it much.
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It's fine,
the more the merrier.
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Okay.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
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And don't think you're
sticking me in a home someday.
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I'm dying in this house.
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What?
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You heard me.
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What was that about?
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I-I don't know.
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So, good news, your family's
coming to Thanksgiving.
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Really? Everyone?
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Well, Meemaw, Dale and Missy.
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Oh, still no on my mom?
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Um, I tried, but...
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It's okay, this is great.
Thank you.
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How'd you convince my sister?
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I ju... I just asked nicely.
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That don't sound right.
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Well, what can I say?
The kid loves me.
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Go easy, Jim.
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My second one.
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It's 10:00 in the morning.
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Well, I'd put it back,
but... it's already open.
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- Table's all set.
- Thank you.
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Anything else I can do?
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We're good for now.
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Ooh, what's this?
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00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:31,758
Well, that's cranberry sauce.
265
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,531
Why ain't it shaped
like the can?
266
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,849
It's homemade.
267
00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,067
Huh.
268
00:11:37,179 --> 00:11:39,494
Maybe next year we should
spring for the good stuff.
269
00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:43,944
Smells delicious, Mom.
270
00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:45,728
Thank you, honey.
271
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:46,816
Why you all dressed up?
272
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:49,427
I was told to look nice
for company.
273
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:51,549
That meant take a shower.
274
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:53,813
Oh.
275
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,032
Be right back.
276
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,571
Hey,
happy Thanksgiving.
277
00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,312
- Come on in.
- Happy Thanksgiving.
278
00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:07,184
- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Gimme.
279
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:08,577
There you go.
280
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:13,451
Forget the turkey,
I'm gonna gobble you up.
281
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:15,356
I won't be eating
any children.
282
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:18,500
Thank y'all so much
for coming.
283
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,927
- You bet.
- I had no choice.
284
00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:23,592
Good call on the socks.
285
00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:24,931
I'm not stupid.
286
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,125
That beer for you?
287
00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:36,823
No, ma'am, Mr. McAllister.
288
00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,476
Another one?
289
00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:40,174
Uh, I haven't been
keeping count.
290
00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:43,046
Well, you let him know I am.
291
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:46,223
Or you let him know and I'll stay
here and mash them potatoes.
292
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:47,997
Tell him.
293
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,455
I hope it wasn't
too much trouble
294
00:12:58,475 --> 00:13:00,673
adding a bunch of people
at the last minute.
295
00:13:00,693 --> 00:13:03,025
No problem at all.
Audrey loves this.
296
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:06,113
Does she need any help?
297
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:08,898
I have no idea.
So, Dale...
298
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:11,814
when are you two kids
gonna make it official?
299
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,643
I've asked repeatedly.
300
00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,340
We don't need
to get married.
301
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,168
We're fine just as we are.
302
00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:20,910
No, she's hoping somebody
better comes along.
303
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,032
Don't you want
the best for me?
304
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:26,916
Okay, CeeCee's napping.
What'd I miss?
305
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:29,038
She don't want
to marry me.
306
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:33,053
I really appreciate
you coming.
307
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,218
Well, I knew how important
it was to you.
308
00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:37,971
What'd she bribe you with?
309
00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:41,191
Nothing. She just asked nicely.
310
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:44,010
You're a lying sack
of you-know-what.
311
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:47,665
Welcome, everyone.
312
00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:51,506
As a special surprise,
I have composed
313
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:54,857
a Thanksgiving polka for
accordion and turkey call.
314
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:26,149
You stay right there,
I got my guitar in the trunk.
315
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:27,618
No.
316
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,116
Mom?
317
00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:38,161
I hope it's okay
I just dropped by.
318
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,935
Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
319
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:42,982
Come on in.
320
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,169
Hey, look who came!
321
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:52,393
I can't believe you
got 'em all here.
322
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:53,916
Well, what can I say?
323
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,995
You knocked up
a pretty special lady.
324
00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:59,966
You sure made your son happy today.
325
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,402
I'm glad.
326
00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:02,707
I thought you
were going camping.
327
00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,144
So did Dale.
328
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:06,320
What?
Just eat.
329
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:07,658
Okay.
330
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:12,663
- Where you going?
- To get another beer.
331
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:15,840
Excuse me.
332
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,813
Oh, boy.
333
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,153
Here comes one of our
Thanksgiving traditions.
334
00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:27,776
Put that back,
you've had enough.
335
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:29,604
It's a holiday, I'm celebrating.
336
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,736
You're embarrassing yourself
is what you're doing.
337
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:34,000
I'm having a good time!
338
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,349
Maybe you need a drink.
339
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,438
I have been up
since the crack of dawn
340
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:40,180
putting this thing together.
You are not gonna ruin it.
341
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,182
Oh, I'm not
"rooning" anything.
342
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:45,359
R-Roonin...
Ru-in-ing.
343
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:46,882
Oh, my God,
listen to yourself.
344
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:49,058
Eh, I'd rather
listen to me than you.
345
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,451
Mom, can I get you
anything else?
346
00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:52,366
I'm sorry, I have to go.
347
00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:53,628
Keep your voice down.
348
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:54,629
Mary.
349
00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:56,100
Dang.
350
00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:59,228
It's my house, I will talk
as lo... as loud as I please.
351
00:16:00,718 --> 00:16:01,973
Where you going?
352
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,552
I'm sorry, I can't do this.
353
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:06,597
Don't mind them,
they argue all the time.
354
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,121
It's not them.
355
00:16:08,341 --> 00:16:09,600
Then what?
356
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,385
I...
357
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,115
Tell me.
358
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:20,002
Your father and I used to argue
359
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:23,299
about him getting drunk
on Thanksgiving, and...
360
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,705
I'll never get to do that again.
361
00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:29,697
You miss arguing with Dad?
362
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:33,744
Yes.
363
00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:36,269
Mom...
364
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,850
I'm going home.
365
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:44,244
Please tell everybody
I'm sorry.
366
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:46,028
No, wait.
367
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:48,368
I got a better idea.
368
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:55,037
This is nice.
369
00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:57,420
It is.
370
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,815
Yeah, not creepy at all.
371
00:17:02,778 --> 00:17:04,532
What the heck is that?!
372
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:15,275
* I fell into
a burning ring of fire *
373
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:17,755
# I went down, down, down
374
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:20,193
# And the flames went higher
375
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:23,109
# And it burns, burns, burns
376
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:24,110
Ouch!
377
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:27,069
# That ring of fire
378
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,071
* That ring
of fire *
379
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:31,672
Still better than camping.
380
00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:34,370
Everybody.
381
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:39,690
* I fell into a burning ring of fire *
382
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:40,952
Huh?
383
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:42,954
# Went down, down, down
384
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,608
# And the flames get higher
385
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:45,653
Come on, Jim!
386
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:48,003
# Burns, burns
387
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,868
# That ring of fire
388
00:17:50,122 --> 00:17:51,985
# That ring of fire
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