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- Huh, weird.
- What?
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Well, this article says to put
cabbage leaves in your bra
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when you're ready
to stop breastfeeding.
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Why would you do that?
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To help dry up your milk.
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Wh-What happens
to the cabbage leaves?
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That's your question?
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Good news, my mail's finally
coming to this address.
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Oh, joy.
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- Check it out.
- What's that?
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- My very first credit card.
- Oh.
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You never had one before?
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Nope. Blockbuster card,
Subway card.
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That's it.
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Not even a library card?
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Good one.
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Congrats, son.
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This is going right next
to my driver's license.
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Maybe it's time
to retire the Velcro.
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Why? It still works.
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Now you just be careful.
Those cards can get you in trouble.
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Mm, Amanda knows
a thing or two about that.
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Don't you, Amanda?
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, when I was younger
I-I got a little carried away,
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but I learned my lesson.
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Younger like my age?
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Yes.
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So a long time ago.
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Yes.
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Geez, CeeCee.
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How'd you get food in your hair?
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Yeah, I miss
when she was bald.
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It was our thing.
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Hey, would you mind giving her
a bath while I clean up?
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You kiddin'? Tubby time's
the best part of my day.
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Come on, stinky girl.
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Bye.
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Okay, no more credit card
talk around Georgie.
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I assumed
you told him.
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Well, you assumed wrong.
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Don't you think he has
a right to know?
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Of course he does.
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So what's the holdup?
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He thinks I'm perfect.
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Why would I take
that away from him?
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Amanda,
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secrets are bad
for a marriage.
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Yeah, yeah.
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What are we keeping secret?
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This is a private conversation, honey.
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I have a secret of my own.
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Oh, good for you.
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Would you like to hear it?
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Not really.
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I've been corresponding
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with Tonight Show host Jay Leno.
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Seriously?
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We share a birthday.
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I sent him a card, he responded,
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an unlikely friendship was born.
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Oh, please, why would he
be friends with you?
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Simple.
He's a man of the people,
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and I'm people.
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I share a birthday
with Bryant Gumbel.
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Oh, come on, that's cool.
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Haven't done this in a while.
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Got to take the new credit card
out for a spin.
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Well, let's not go crazy.
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Don't worry. After tonight,
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it's back to the dollar menu
at Taco Bell.
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Hey, I happen to love
the dollar menu.
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Girl, you better save that
sexy talk for when we get home.
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And I know how these
credit card companies work.
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Get people to run up a bill,
spend the rest of their life
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paying off the interest
like chumps.
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Well...
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I don't know
if I'd call them "chumps."
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Good thing you learned
your lesson.
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Mm-hmm.
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You okay?
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You're lookin' a little sweaty.
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Oh, it's, uh... it's the salsa.
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It's kind of hot.
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My dad taught me real early:
never a lender or a borrower be.
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That's in the Bible.
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Uh, that's actually Shakespeare.
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Well, that ain't
where my dad heard it.
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Well, what else did
your dad teach you?
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Hmm, let's think.
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Oh, you'll like this one.
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The secret to findin' out
how your wife's gonna look
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when she's older
is to check out her mother.
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Oh, ew.
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What? Your mom's a fox.
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That works in your favor.
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Oh, here it comes again.
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Oh, ew.
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Dang.
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Right back at ya, cowboy.
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I'm gonna
sleep good tonight.
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So you're happy?
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The happiest.
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Cool, there's something
we need to talk about.
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I'm sorry
I called your mom hot.
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Can we just drop it?
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No, i-it's not that.
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Um, remember that trouble
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I told you about when I was
younger with the credit cards?
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Yeah.
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And I-I told you
I learned my lesson?
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Uh-huh.
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It's more of an
ongoing lesson.
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What do you mean?
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Well, it means I still have a
little bit of credit card debt.
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How much we talkin'?
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Well...
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$12,000?!
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I guess she told him.
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Quiet, you're gonna
wake the baby.
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How could you not tell me?
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Because it's my problem.
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We're married now.
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That makes it our problem.
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You only had sex with me
to butter me up!
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Well, think about how mad
you'd be if I didn't.
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You should've told me
before we got married.
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Yeah, well, I-I was
taking care of it.
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How?
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You just, you send
'em 20 bucks a month
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per card and they kind
of leave you alone.
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How many cards
are there?
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A couple.
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- So two?
- A few.
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- So three?
- Some.
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We been talking about moving
out and gettin' our own place.
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How is that
ever gonna happen?
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I don't know, but
we'll figure it out.
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I cannot believe this.
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I'm so sorry.
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You should be.
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Well, let me
make it up to you.
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No, cut it out!
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The Georgie store
is closed.
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Yeah, I never thought Mandy'd
be the one to blow this up.
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Me, neither.
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But I'll take it.
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Mornin'.
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Hey.
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Sure is humid
out there.
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Gonna make my hair
all frizzy.
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You gonna pretend like you didn't
hear us fightin' last night?
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That was my plan, yes.
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Did you know about
the credit cards?
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Uh...
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yeah.
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Didn't think to
give me a heads-up?
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Oh, I thought about...
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Ooh, cinnamon. Yum.
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Hey, Ruben,
let me ask you a question.
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If you knew a secret
that affected a family member,
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you'd tell him, right?
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What are you pulling
him into this for?
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I'd like a fresh
perspective.
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Well?
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Well, what kind
of secret?
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A little white lie,
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or your sister's
actually your mom?
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That's a thing?
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When you're 16,
pregnant and Catholic, yeah.
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Well, his daughter owes a ton of money
and he didn't tell me about it.
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Ooh, juicy.
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How much?
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Okay, that's enough.
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Let's get back to work.
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- No, I'd like to hear
what he's got to say. - Georgie!
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Fine.
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That baby even his?
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You're on thin ice, pal.
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Oh, come on,
I told you about my mom.
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Go.
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...get your taxes in order
and into the mail.
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The Flyers
ripped the Sabers four to...
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So don't get too comfortable...
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In sports...
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Got a minute?
Why?
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You gonna kiss me and tell me
your mother's your sister?
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What?
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Never mind.
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Here.
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What's this?
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It's all my credit card bills, everything.
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Mastercard, American Express,
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Visa, Discover.
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Are there any you don't have?
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They came to me,
I didn't go to them.
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Whoa, what's this charge for?
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Um, a purse.
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Just one?
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A really nice one.
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I'm assuming it
didn't have Velcro.
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What about this one?
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Uh, that would be shoes.
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And this one?
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Shoes.
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What's the Plaza?
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Uh, that's a hotel
in New York City...
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across the street
from a really great shoe store.
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You went to New York
to buy shoes?
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Well, I also saw a taping
of Saturday Night Live,
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which was free.
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What's this St. Joseph's
Medical Center?
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Oh, that, um...
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that was
an emergency room visit.
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What happened to you?
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It wasn't me,
it was a friend of mine.
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What happened to her?
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It was a him,
and he had an accident.
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Okay, but why did
you pay the bill?
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'Cause he was my boyfriend,
and he had no money.
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You had no money.
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Yeah, but I had
the credit card.
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- Well, did he pay you back?
- No.
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Well, he's gonna.
Where's he live?
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I don't know,
it was a long time ago.
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- What's his name?
- Look, just drop it, okay?
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This is my problem.
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Once again,
it's our problem!
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Don't yell at me!
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I'm not yelling,
I'm freakin' out!
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The Flyers
ripped the Sabers 14-3.
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The Canadiens got past
the Flames 7-6.
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Denfield scored three times,
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helping the Penguins
past the Jets...
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Want a hug?
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Sure.
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All right.
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Thought of a way you
could make it up to me.
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Georgie, when I found out
you knocked up my daughter,
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I was gonna shoot ya.
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I didn't.
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We're square.
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Mandy paid
some guy's medical bills.
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What's his name?
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You're not gonna quit, are ya?
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St. Joseph's
Medical Center.
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Oh, that's a chunk of change.
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And I'm gonna get it.
What's his name?
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Why don't you ask Mandy?
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I did. She won't tell me.
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Look, if I tell you,
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it has to stay secret.
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Cross my heart, hope to die,
stick a needle in my eye.
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We're not on the monkey bars,
just say you promise.
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Promise.
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Thank you.
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Georgie.
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You're a good man.
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I try, sir.
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So glad I didn't shoot him.
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Can I help you?
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You know a girl
name of Mandy McAllister?
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I used to, why?
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You owe her a bunch of money.
265
00:10:35,258 --> 00:10:36,739
Who are you?
266
00:10:36,759 --> 00:10:38,221
I'm her husband.
267
00:10:38,241 --> 00:10:39,982
Oh, damn, she got married?
268
00:10:41,201 --> 00:10:44,160
I always thought someday
we'd have a reconciliation.
269
00:10:44,180 --> 00:10:46,510
Yeah, well, you snooze,
you lose.
270
00:10:46,530 --> 00:10:48,579
You're kinda young, ain't ya?
271
00:10:48,599 --> 00:10:50,993
I live a healthy lifestyle,
I stay out of the sun.
272
00:10:51,013 --> 00:10:52,409
What are we gonna do about this?
273
00:10:52,429 --> 00:10:54,779
Oh, yeah, I've been meaning
to pay her back.
274
00:10:54,799 --> 00:10:56,520
Well, now's your chance.
275
00:10:57,652 --> 00:10:58,696
Come on in.
276
00:11:01,308 --> 00:11:02,613
You see her mom much?
277
00:11:02,633 --> 00:11:03,855
Why?
278
00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:05,877
I always thought
she was kinda hot.
279
00:11:05,897 --> 00:11:08,532
Oh, ew.
280
00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,780
You sure you
don't want a beer?
281
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,030
No, thank you.
282
00:11:17,150 --> 00:11:19,282
Now, how we gonna handle
this money situation?
283
00:11:20,109 --> 00:11:22,590
Simple.
I'll, uh, write you a check.
284
00:11:23,721 --> 00:11:25,007
All right, then.
285
00:11:25,027 --> 00:11:26,878
I appreciate you
being cool about this.
286
00:11:26,898 --> 00:11:30,163
Well, making amends is one
of the steps of being sober.
287
00:11:31,555 --> 00:11:34,461
Ain't not drinking
like step number one?
288
00:11:34,481 --> 00:11:37,387
Oh, yeah, but that's
beer, that don't count.
289
00:11:40,042 --> 00:11:41,913
You know, Mandy was right
to break up with me.
290
00:11:41,933 --> 00:11:43,915
I wasn't in
a great place.
291
00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:49,075
- Worse than now?
- Way worse.
292
00:11:49,095 --> 00:11:51,264
The night she dumped me,
I fell down a flight of stairs.
293
00:11:51,550 --> 00:11:53,184
- Ouch.
- Good thing I was drunk.
294
00:11:53,204 --> 00:11:54,994
Only broke a wrist.
295
00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:56,972
That's what that
medical bill was.
296
00:11:56,992 --> 00:11:58,452
Still clicks.
297
00:11:58,472 --> 00:11:59,648
Hear it?
298
00:11:59,668 --> 00:12:00,825
Oh, yeah.
299
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,238
Like a Bic pen.
300
00:12:03,544 --> 00:12:06,677
Well, anyways,
here you go.
301
00:12:06,697 --> 00:12:07,939
Thank you.
302
00:12:09,898 --> 00:12:11,890
Are y'all
gonna have kids?
303
00:12:11,910 --> 00:12:13,882
We got one, little girl.
304
00:12:13,902 --> 00:12:16,035
Aw, well, maybe I can come
meet her sometime.
305
00:12:16,055 --> 00:12:17,364
I guess.
306
00:12:17,384 --> 00:12:18,646
Where you live?
307
00:12:19,647 --> 00:12:21,585
Alabama.
308
00:12:21,605 --> 00:12:25,218
Well, shoot, leaving the state
would be a parole violation.
309
00:12:25,238 --> 00:12:27,220
Well, that's a shame.
Good luck to ya.
310
00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,955
I'm sorry, sir,
this check is no good.
311
00:12:36,075 --> 00:12:39,493
Yeah, I had a feeling.
Thank you.
312
00:12:41,408 --> 00:12:43,868
Hey.
What the hell?
313
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,174
You gave me
a bad check.
314
00:12:45,194 --> 00:12:48,458
Yeah, sorry. Wait here,
I'll get you cash.
315
00:13:00,644 --> 00:13:02,733
You're awful quiet.
You all right?
316
00:13:02,753 --> 00:13:04,321
Just tired.
317
00:13:04,341 --> 00:13:06,182
Busy day?
318
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,043
Busy, busy.
319
00:13:09,653 --> 00:13:12,743
Connor, why don't you be a member
of this family and join us for once?
320
00:13:12,763 --> 00:13:14,005
I'm good.
321
00:13:14,963 --> 00:13:16,771
Well, I'm not.
322
00:13:16,791 --> 00:13:18,923
Would you like to join me?
323
00:13:18,943 --> 00:13:20,644
No.
324
00:13:20,664 --> 00:13:22,884
Just know,
you're always welcome.
325
00:13:24,581 --> 00:13:26,128
Just so you know,
326
00:13:26,148 --> 00:13:28,152
I'm gonna be working three
nights a week at the diner,
327
00:13:28,172 --> 00:13:29,723
start chipping away
at those credit cards.
328
00:13:29,743 --> 00:13:30,872
What about CeeCee?
329
00:13:30,892 --> 00:13:32,981
Amanda and I have
already discussed it.
330
00:13:33,001 --> 00:13:34,267
Grandma's
on the job.
331
00:13:34,287 --> 00:13:35,679
Well, if I'm around, I can...
332
00:13:35,699 --> 00:13:37,203
Grandma's got it!
333
00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:40,558
Hey, Mr. McAllister,
if you're open to it,
334
00:13:40,578 --> 00:13:43,613
I've got some ideas as to how
I can be making more money at the store.
335
00:13:43,917 --> 00:13:44,845
What you thinking?
336
00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:47,845
Well, we got a tow truck
that mostly just sits there.
337
00:13:47,865 --> 00:13:50,162
Why ain't we out there rescuing
folks with flat tires?
338
00:13:50,182 --> 00:13:52,479
'Cause the police always call
Fagenbacher's Texaco
339
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,938
when someone needs a tow.
340
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,636
I get it, but what if
I were to tell you
341
00:13:55,656 --> 00:13:58,659
my Meemaw has some cop friends
as a result of her...
342
00:13:58,679 --> 00:14:00,487
previous endeavors?
343
00:14:01,217 --> 00:14:02,270
Endeavors?
344
00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:04,471
You mean an illegal
gambling room?
345
00:14:04,491 --> 00:14:07,520
We also had a perfectly legal
video store to clean the money.
346
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,982
Georgie, where are you
going with this?
347
00:14:11,002 --> 00:14:13,043
Don't worry, everything
will be aboveboard.
348
00:14:13,063 --> 00:14:14,901
We can sponsor
the police softball team,
349
00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:16,759
make donations
to their charity funds.
350
00:14:16,779 --> 00:14:18,152
With what money?
351
00:14:18,172 --> 00:14:19,545
I got a credit card.
352
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:24,593
You know, it's actually
not a terrible idea.
353
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:26,682
There you go.
Great minds think alike.
354
00:14:27,944 --> 00:14:30,120
As long as I don't have
to drive that truck at night...
355
00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:31,101
I'm in.
356
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:33,147
No, sir, I'll do it.
357
00:14:33,167 --> 00:14:35,550
I'll get a pager,
be on call 24/7.
358
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:38,188
What if someone were
to "accidentally"
359
00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,827
drop a box of nails
over on Main Street?
360
00:14:42,045 --> 00:14:43,074
Mom.
361
00:14:43,094 --> 00:14:44,874
I'm trying to pay off
your credit card,
362
00:14:44,894 --> 00:14:46,441
so back off!
363
00:14:48,051 --> 00:14:49,575
I like it. Keep thinking.
364
00:14:51,011 --> 00:14:52,621
Can someone pass the salt?
365
00:14:54,014 --> 00:14:55,189
Thank you.
366
00:14:59,541 --> 00:15:02,370
You realize with you working
nights and me on a tow truck,
367
00:15:02,390 --> 00:15:04,372
we might not be seeing
a lot of each other.
368
00:15:04,392 --> 00:15:05,658
I know.
369
00:15:05,678 --> 00:15:07,181
Or a lot of CeeCee.
370
00:15:07,201 --> 00:15:08,845
Well, we'll have
a family reunion
371
00:15:08,865 --> 00:15:10,509
when we get out
of the hole I dug.
372
00:15:10,529 --> 00:15:12,554
Sounds like a plan.
373
00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:16,253
You're really wonderful,
Georgie Cooper.
374
00:15:16,273 --> 00:15:17,408
I know.
375
00:15:17,428 --> 00:15:19,735
I am what you call "a catch."
376
00:15:20,536 --> 00:15:22,510
Okay, don't get carried
away with yourself.
377
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,430
I'm just saying,
for a long time I thought
378
00:15:24,450 --> 00:15:26,350
I was the lucky one
in this relationship,
379
00:15:26,370 --> 00:15:27,874
but maybe it's you.
380
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:31,128
Or maybe we're
both lucky.
381
00:15:31,148 --> 00:15:33,401
No, I'm pretty sure
it's you.
382
00:15:33,421 --> 00:15:35,011
You jerk.
383
00:15:39,581 --> 00:15:41,170
Hey, if it's really
important to you,
384
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,617
I-I'll reach out to my ex
and try to get the money back.
385
00:15:43,637 --> 00:15:45,369
Oh, no, no, no,
you don't want that.
386
00:15:45,389 --> 00:15:47,284
Best leave it
in the past.
387
00:15:48,416 --> 00:15:49,484
Okay.
388
00:15:49,504 --> 00:15:52,551
Just promise me,
no more secrets.
389
00:15:52,571 --> 00:15:53,943
I promise.
390
00:15:53,963 --> 00:15:55,116
You sure?
391
00:15:55,136 --> 00:15:57,904
If there's anything you need
to tell me, now's the time.
392
00:15:59,819 --> 00:16:00,994
Nothing.
393
00:16:01,908 --> 00:16:02,865
What about you?
394
00:16:02,885 --> 00:16:04,194
Nothing.
395
00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:05,564
What you see
is what you get.
396
00:16:05,584 --> 00:16:07,043
'Kay. Love you.
397
00:16:07,063 --> 00:16:08,523
Love you, too.
398
00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:28,939
Well, this is a sad sight.
399
00:16:28,959 --> 00:16:30,399
What took so long?
400
00:16:30,419 --> 00:16:32,639
Sorry. Had to fix
a couple flats over on Main.
401
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:33,750
What's the trouble?
402
00:16:33,770 --> 00:16:35,404
Don't know. It just conked out.
403
00:16:35,424 --> 00:16:38,079
Well, you buy a foreign car,
you take your chances.
404
00:16:38,099 --> 00:16:39,713
It's British.
405
00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:42,344
We're saying
the same thing, gov'nah.
406
00:16:44,825 --> 00:16:46,490
Hey, Georgie.
407
00:16:46,510 --> 00:16:48,156
Oh, hey, Lisa.
408
00:16:48,176 --> 00:16:49,418
Thanks for the call.
409
00:16:49,438 --> 00:16:51,745
Thanks for the
softball uniforms.
410
00:16:57,054 --> 00:17:00,362
Oh, what a cute baby.
411
00:17:00,382 --> 00:17:01,387
Thanks.
412
00:17:01,407 --> 00:17:02,973
How old is this little guy?
413
00:17:02,993 --> 00:17:04,346
Just turned one.
414
00:17:04,366 --> 00:17:06,542
Oh, I got a daughter
about that age.
415
00:17:06,562 --> 00:17:07,828
She's at home with my mom.
416
00:17:07,848 --> 00:17:09,893
Probably putting her
to bed soon.
417
00:17:10,894 --> 00:17:12,896
It's been a while since
I missed story time.
418
00:17:14,202 --> 00:17:16,378
Okay, let me tell you
the specials.
419
00:17:16,398 --> 00:17:18,969
The soup of the day is tomato
420
00:17:18,989 --> 00:17:20,730
and, uh, we also have
a chicken-fried steak
421
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,495
with a side of mashed potatoes.
422
00:17:23,115 --> 00:17:25,561
You don't want to miss out
on the pecan pie.
423
00:17:33,874 --> 00:17:36,572
You have one new message.
424
00:17:38,095 --> 00:17:39,706
Hey, Connor. Jay Leno here.
425
00:17:41,403 --> 00:17:43,830
Just wanted to say thanks
for the care package.
426
00:17:43,850 --> 00:17:46,277
You know, you could never...
have too many socks.
427
00:17:46,297 --> 00:17:49,429
Anyway, listen, hey, if you're ever in L.A.,
if you want to come by
428
00:17:49,449 --> 00:17:52,675
and jam with The Tonight Show band,
the guys would love it. See ya.
429
00:17:56,318 --> 00:17:57,293
Connor?
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