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H i , I ' m ...

My-rie or M i ri? - It' s M i ri .

OSCAR (VO) : People won It think she 's still a risk?

People believe what they want.

They ' re from Mandy. She ' s very keen to reconnect.

Are you visiting? - Staying .

Ai rbnb? - What?

Dom ? You Iook so amazing .

Oh , shit.

CAROLl N E (VO) : This is all such a mess.

It i s real ly hot down there .

This is the Iast time , do you understand?

Cou ld you just fuck off? - Dom !

He ' s married .

You fucker.

I i m sorry, she i s not been well .

NATHAN (VO) : Are you happy to start now?

Every0ne deserves a sec0nd chance.

Even murderers .

It was a Iong time ago , and . . . l ' m ready to move on .

PHON E D IALS

WO MAN ON P H O N E : Ambulance service.

MAN : Uh, yes, sorry, Itm on the beach, below the, um...

Oh, Christ. - WO MAN : Calm down, sir.

Tell me whatts happened. - MAN : Oh, God.

You ha ve to send someone.

WOMAN : Where exactly are you, sir?

TV REPORT B LARES

MAN ON TV: When l look at what we !ve been up to

in the past fe w weeks, the rain, the sad, grey skies

itts wonderful to be back in the...

er, by the seaside again.

DOCTOR (VO) : OK, Mandy.

How ' s your sleep?

Iti s patchy, but, you know.

Vitamin D? - Yep .

How i s your stress Iately?

Well , it ' s the same , iti s fine .

How do you unwind?

I wank, but then I can i t always get there .

It i s . . . - Right.

Well , it ' s just that this is a l ittle high .

So, you really need to be careful .

You remember what happened last time .

I know, yeah . It i s al l cool .

CAROLI N E : lt ' s evidence .

OSCAR : lt ' s compost.

Well , you need to keep a sample for the police .

PIease fuck off, Caroline .

What ' s going on ? - U h , faeces .

Foxes .

Foxes ' faeces .

Do foxes shit in boxes now?

Probably just kids .

Oh , iti s nothing to worry about. - Somebody took a shit...

then they put it in a box, then they queued up at the Post Office--

You can down load your own postage labels now.

They cou ld have parcelled it up at home .

Oh ! Oh , that ' s totally fi ne then .

Lovingly home-boxed faeces .

It-it ' s all under control , we ' ve told the police .

Well , u h , Ti na ' s pretty hopeless

but, uh , but, yeah , technically she is the police .

Somebody hates me enough to graffiti our house

and take a really big sh it i n a box.

Oh , no , no , no.

Ti na says it i s probably more than one person doing these things .

Oh , great, so everyone hates me .

Well , isn ' t that Iess sinister somehow?

No , it ' s not, do you know what? Oh ...

iti s my fi rst day at work and l ' m already nervous .

I s that what you i re wearing?

Yes , why?

Don i t just Iook at me , hel p me . l don ' t understand clothes anymore .

You Iook Iovely.

You i II be wearing an apron anyway.

U rgh ! Bye .

OSCAR : U h , good I uck.

Oh , uh , swish-swash .

Sorry? - I saw you on the . . . on the swing .

Were you watching me?

Yeah . No , no , no , not in a creepy way.

Right. - Li ke how you watch a pigeon .

U m , sorry, I ...

I ' ve got to go , so ...

H E SI G HS

Oh , hi , morning ! Billy.

From , u h ...

U m , I have excrement on my hands .

Oh , don i t we al l ! Probably, if they tested us with machines .

Oh , fucking hell . U h ...

I s it. . . is it yours? - No .

No ! - N o.

Good .

Just gon na. . . wash my hand .

H ello?

H E SCREAMS Fucking Christmas !

Oh , sorry! - l didn ' t, uh ...

Your door was , um-- - Sorry, th is just arrived , so I was ...

SH E GASPS Faeces .

Napkins .

Oh , my God , l i m so sorry.

Course , sorry.

Napkins . - U h , look.

I don ' t know if this is a good idea.

Yes , it is , it is .

I real ly, really need th is job and l ' m gonna work so hard

just give me . . . just give it today, just one day.

You said that everyone deserved a second chance .

I did say that. - Yes , you did .

AIright. One day.

But this has to go well . - Oh , God , it will .

You can ' t shout 'ifaeces " at customers .

I -I - I do know that.

Just pol ite . Customer service , and fish and chip efficiency.

Can you do that? - Yep .

Absolutely. 1 00 , 3OOolo .

OK, good .

How do you feel?

I feel very, very, very relaxed and positive .

Me too . - Yes .

I could m u rder a coffee though .

Sh it, sorry.

Oh , God , no , no, it i s just a phrase .

It i s wei rd , cos apart from that, you ' re just I i ke a normal person , really.

I am a normal person .

Yeah .

I spoke to Tina, she was eating an apple .

She said she i d refer it to the sergeant Iater.

I suppose we have to trust her.

Th is is not good . - l know .

Iti s all getti ng dredged back up , l can feel it.

Oh , God , l don i t want to go th rough this al I again .

I meant the caterpillar.

What?

A bastard caterpillar has been at my tomato plants .

Neither of them should be alive this time of year.

Oscar.

Sodding global warming .

I ' m tal king about the threats to ou r family.

That caterpillar is a th reat, it could destroy my entire vegetable patch .

We can buy bloody tomatoes from a shop .

Yeah , hot house tomatoes flown in .

Oscar! - Wrapped in plastic .

Yes , smothered in plastic , who cares? l ' m tal ki ng about ou r fam i Iy.

By 2O5O , there will be more plastic in the ocean by weight than fish .

Can you stop worryi ng about the fucki ng planet for one second

and Iisten to me?

What is more important than the planet?

Me !

Fuck the fucking planet! I used to be your planet!

The customer will come in through the--

Door, yeah . - The door, yeah .

And , um , you i I I say, ii Hello, how are you ? "

I ' m fi ne , than k you .

No , I wasn i t asking you-- - Oh , no , no, l was bei ng them .

Oh , right, yeah . "Would you li ke to try the fish? "

Oh , well , I suppose l should , if l ' m working here--

No , th is is still in the , uh ...

hypothetical-- - Oh , right, sorry.

No, no , I wasn ' t gonna just, l i ke , eat that.

Raw fish makes people very ill .

B ut sushi i s quite popu lar--

B ut when it is cooked , you can offer samples .

D i you know what, I thin k l can probably feel my way with some of th is stuff--

Yeah? - Cos I ' m quite good with people , so .

Now i s your chance . - H i .

Go on .

Hello , how are you ? lt ' s not cooked yet so goodbye .

U h , it wi l l be , though . U h , cooked .

Oh , yeah , l i m not eating , I just came to check the place out, and ...

I am gon na be heading to the bench on the high street at lunch

hoping to meet a girl I used to know.

Used to be our special place .

Great, well , have fun .

She won ' t come .

Ah . I ' m sure she will .

Yeah , I think she will . - No .

I thin k she i l l wanna hear what l have to say. - What do you have to say?

Oh . . . big things .

Crikey, well , I ' d wanna hear what it is .

She will be busy at Iunch .

I doubt it, she doesn i t have any friends .

That ' s not very n ice . - DO M : Yeah , but it ' s true .

I s it true?

Yeah , but it doesn i t mean that she ' s not gonna be busy.

What do you think she i II be busy doing?

U m , maybe meeting Janice .

Who i s Jan ice? - Yeah , who is aanice?

No , I don i t know. - So , can you just, like , see it?

Yeah . - l n your head?

I can , actually. - What else can you see?

Well , she ' d be silly not to meet me .

Wel l , then she ' s silly. - N o , she ' s not.

She i s trying to focus on her new job right now

and anyway you are married . - Are you married?

Yeah , but. . . - Fuck me .

Yeah , and she feels very, very stupid for th i n king that you wou Idn ' t be .

Sorry, w. . .will my business thrive?

Well , maybe she wou ld li ke to hear the full story.

No , she wants to move on with her new life .

With Janice . - No .

Well , if she doesn i t come then she will always wonder--

You i re not Iistening to her.

Who is Janice? - l ' ll wait for her anyway.

Well , you ' re wasting you r time , she ' s not gonna meet you .

She might. - She won ' t.

She will . - Oh , my God !

Can you just get it into your big , stupid married head

that this is not gonna happen? Goodbye .

OK.

I get it.

You said you were gon na be polite to the customers .

I i m so sorry, I . . . that was a one-off, it won ' t happen agai n .

PHON E RI N GS

H ello .

M r Matteson , I need to tal k to M iri .

OSCAR : Who is this ?

Iti s Mandy. - Ah .

Caroline !

Listen , I i ve pulled a few strings , I ' ve managed to get her a job .

No, she got one al ready. - Already?

The ne w fish and chip place. - Oh , for fuck' s sake .

I know, we al l miss the pie shop , Mandy.

Did she get my flowers? - Uh...

Yes . - And?

Look, um . . . you hurt her very deeply, I ...

l don It think she ts quite ready for y0u yet.

She ' II get there .

Well, she may not-- - PHON E B EEPS

Oh .

Weirdo .

Oh , hi . - NATHAN : H ello.

H i , a few people did look i n the window.

Ah . - Yeah .

Be great if they came in .

Iti ll take time .

Yeah . - Someone will .

Course .

We could put balloons outside , people Iove balloons .

U m . . . l just think iti s fish and chips in a seaside town

it shou ldn ' t need . . . too m uch , uh ...

uh , but maybe .

U m . . . take your Iunch break.

But I haven i t really worked yet.

Take an hour. Take two!

OK.

OK . l i l l see you Iater.

SEAG U LLS C RY

G I RLS LAU G H

I N D ISTI NCT CONVERSATI ON

PHON E RI N GS

H ello? - H i , Janice .

It i s M iri . . . - GARB LED VOI CE

This is such a bad line .

AAN ICE : I can 't hear. Hello ?

It i s my first day at work and it ' s my lunch break

and I just wanted to talk to someone .

Oh , I i m guessing this is Richard . SH E LAU G HS

I ' m on my way. Ten min utes , boom .

Yeah , I had to pick up some tampons .

No, it ' s M iri , M iri , M iri-- - Get me a large vodka on ice...

The one with , li ke , the hair. - I kno w itls lunchtime but...

My day has been pure jokes , not funny ones .

Messed u p people , sucking me ...

dry fruit mix, yeah .

Sucki ng me dry.

PHON E CH I RPS - Hello ?

Oh , God , hang on , no, no , hang on .

Look, if that i s not Richard , then , um ...

oops?

Oh , God , hang on , no, it says it wants more money

I i ve just given money in , I just put 5Op in . - P HON E CH l RPS

I can ' t hear. Hello?

M- M i ri , iti s M i . . . - PHON E B EEPS

Oh . - Oh , M i ri !

You alright?

M mm .

DOM : I s that your prison wal k?

Ugh , for God i s sake .

What do you mean , are you followi ng me?

It i s pretty sexy, actually.

I s th is sexy?

I can handle that.

I mean , if I just...

focus out you r face , I can just look at your tits .

Oh , my God . Dom , what do you want?

Oh , I just want to tal k about what happened the other day.

I i m sorry, I . . . what was I su pposed to do?

Someth i ng a bit Iess twatty.

See , when I opened the door and l saw you ...

I just forgot about my life

and just for, Ii ke , a little second there ...

I felt Iike I was 1 8 again .

Sou nd stu pid?

Not completely.

I never wanted to be tied down .

Well , you fucked that up , didn i t you? - H E LAU G HS: l know , l ...

l got married . - And you got kids .

Fucki ng twins .

Iti s Ii ke you see me , M i ri Bee .

You , l i ke . . . you make me feel free .

Oh , my God .

What?

"You make me feel free , so let i s go and ...

do it i n the Holiday I nn . "

No , I ' m just talking about what ' s happening between us

th is kinda...

sexy energy, iti s Iike . . . you know it.

Goodbye , Dom .

Holiday I n n does a. . . a great breakfast.

It i s got free Wi-Fi .

You . . . do you know what Wi- Fi is?

Yep .

Goodbye , Dom .

Thank you so much for trusting me with this .

Yeah , well , they asked for you .

What? - M m-hm .

So iti s M rs M unther, head teacher of Cressfield School .

Cressfield? - Yeah .

Do you know where that is? - U h , yeah , well , l went there .

Oh .

W-wou ld the person you--

No, everyone went there , it i s totally fine .

O K. U m ...

so this time , when you ' re talking to the customer--

It will be so much better, I promise .

Good . - O K. Than k you .

I NTE RCOM B EEPS

Food delivery.

I NTERCOM B UZZES

H ello?

Oh , for God i s sake .

What are you doi ng here?

I ' m the head teacher.

What? - Yeah .

You i re the head teacher?

You were suspended , Ii ke , th ree times .

You were awarded most l ikely to get fi ngered in Science .

M rs . . . M rs M u nther

M rs . . . SH E GASPS

Did you marry Mark M unther? - Well , things change .

He i s very tidy, he i s actually very. . . oh , just fuck off.

Happily.

M iri . We need to sort th is out.

Goodbye , Mandy.

Iti s Iocked .

Yeah ? I was just checking , and l ' m happy that it is .

I just want to talk.

You didn ' t visit me or write to me once .

I know, sorry, I was having a hard time .

Oh ! I was havi ng a great ti me in prison , in my cell .

I know , O K, alright, I was , l was 1 8 .

Yeah , so was I ! And then l was 1 9 and 2O and 21 --

AIright, well , Iisten to me , l i m here now, O K, and I ' m so fucking sorry.

Now, you of all people , you know that life is short and really, real Iy hard

so Iet i s not waste any more of it not being friends

cos we were so , so good at it.

Oh , my God , you need me . - No , l don ' t.

Yeah , you i re lonely. - No , l ' m not.

Look at you , you ' re Ionely and you ' re getting old .

I i m very, very happy.

Well , great, cos iti s too Iate , so .

Who else have you got?

I need to get back to work. - What, to you r job in a fish and ch i p shop?

Oh , fuck off, Mandy.

You wanted to be a vet or J u Ies OIiver.

Yeah , well , you wanted to marry Keanu Reeves and live in Barcelona

but you are head teacher i n Hythe

married to Mark fucking M unther, so just move .

What you gonna do, M iri , you gonna kill me?

I hate you .

I i m sorry, I ...

I shouldn i t have said-- - Yeah .

Do you know , if my job wasn ' t so important to me

I would kick you so hard in the fanny for that.

Enjoy your food .

The Bobacks moved away.

No-one knows where , but l thought you ' d wan na know.

Cou ld have looked that up . - You haven ' t got a fucking phone .

And it wasn i t in Science , it was most li kely to get fingered full stop !

Sorry.

There you go , mate .

Salt and vinegar there for you if you want it.

It ' s busy. - Yeah , cos of you .

What?

People Iove a bal loon .

Oh ! So , can I come back tomorrow?

Yeah . l thin k so. - Yes !

Hello , how can I help you?

H i , yes , can l please have some chips--

TH EY SCREAM - Shit the bed !

Are you OK?

U h , yes , sorry, I ' m fine .

Fi ne .

U m , l i m just gon na...

just. . . see you ...

see you tomorrow.

Shit!

Oh , Jesus ...

SH E PANTS

Hey, hello , hello , hello!

Billy. B i l ly from , uh . . . from next door.

Oh , yes , um , yeah , I know.

Oh , Ch rist!

Oh , God , what happened? You look l i ke Carrie .

Oh , God , sorry, iti s the blood , I can i t--

Oh , no , O K, it i s . . . I i m fine , it ' s-- - Sh-sh-sh-shall l take you to hospital ?

U h , it ' s , u h . . . iti s shal low, I think.

OK, well , I- I got, I got plasters in the door-whatsit, just...

Than k you-- - Here .

Thank you , sorry, um , to i nterrupt your...

No , come on , l was just watching the sea. Oh , God , I was just watching the sea.

Can we just. . . just drive somewhere else , is that O--

Yes ! Yes , come on . - Than k you , than k you .

Get in .

Yeah ...

Yeah ...

Just up , up a bit h igher.

Li ke th is? - Yeah .

Sorry, I had a few pints Iast n ight, so...

H E G RU NTS

Cari s Iooking clean .

Oscar hoovered it.

Oh , great, bring him into . . . this .

SH E SI G HS

Well , it was worki ng earlier.

B I LLY: Love this spot.

It ' s got, u h . . . 6OO different types of plants

and a wide variety of...

different bi rds .

You . . . can i t see them now.

No .

U h , there i s also ice-cream . Do you li ke ice-cream?

Yes . - OK.

OK. Wait here , don i t. . . don ' t go anywhere . Right.

It ' s so weird seeing her again .

Iti s Ii ke , iti s her, but...

but she i s older.

Like her I ittle face is sti I I there .

We used to do everyth i ng together. H E LAU G HS

It ' s mad . - ZI PPER SLI D ES

I can i t do th is .

What? Oh , Ii ke , I won i t. . . tal k about her.

I have to make supper, l . . . l should never have come here .

Technically. . . nothing happened .

Maybe ...

Ii ke , next time , you could maybe , Iike , wear your hair down or...

Do you wanna watch the su nset with me?

Oh , don ' t be ridiculous .

H E SI G HS

H ello !

Got them .

There we are .

H E G RU NTS

That ' s you rs . - Aw, than k you .

M mm . - Actually really brings out your eyes .

Not the ice-cream , the , the , uh ...

the stains on your face , the red ...

with the blue .

It actually, it. . . Iooks really good on you .

Sorry, that i s not very, u m . . . romantic .

Not that th is is supposed to be-- - I know, l know.

But, OK , but anyway, iti s just the , uh . . . th is is the best in Kent.

Do you know , l haven i t had one of these for. . . for years .

Christ, why?

J ust. . . a diet.

Li ke , a real ly, really. . . a real ly long diet.

Oh , yeah? - Yeah .

Well , I tried a diet once .

Yeah , but I got confused

cos I had-had the mil kshakes along with my...

regular meals , and I just. . . ballooned out.

SH E LAU G HS I don ' t...

Really? - Yeah . Ti ny I ittle face , massive head .

TH EY LAU G H

Day can i t be that bad if it ends in ice-cream .

Thank you ...

for making me feel normal .

Than k you .

M USI C : 'i How Sad , H ow Lovely" by Connie Converse

# How sad , how lovely #

# How short, how sweet #

# To see the su nset #

# At the end of the street. . . #

OSCAR : l can ' t bel ieve I didn ' t realise .

What?

Well , the caterpillar.

Oh , God .

Iti s harmless . One of the good guys .

Look, I ' m sorry, I . . . I get fixated on things .

You are my planet.

Of course you are .

You and M iri .

SH E CRI ES

Do you wanna go for a wal k? B it of perspective .

I i d really love that. - Yeah ?

I i d Iove that, yeah . - Yeah .

Wander. . . up to the cliff, there ' s this really cool spot, uh ...

over by the sound mirrors , do you know what they are?

No .

D i you know what? I th i n k, actually, I need . . . l need to go--

They ' re these pre-radar things and they built them i n the war

to hear the enemy coming .

Apparently iti s where some girl bludgeoned someone to death .

She I u red her there ...

just the two of them on the cl iff at night, and then ...

smashed her head agai nst the edge .

U rgh . lt ' s Ii ke a horror film , isn ' t it?

Iti s not the version I heard .

MAN ON PHON E : Um, yes, sorry, there, there Is a body floating in the water face down.

WO MAN ON PH O N E : Where exactly are you, sir?

MAN : Oh, no, no, no...

WOMAN : Sir?

MAN : Oh, God, l think she 's dead.

Um, there ts tw0 girls 0n the cliff.

I think they pushed her.

WOMAN : Sir, I need to know where you are.