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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,667 --> 00:00:32,799 [BATTLESTAR GALACTICA THEME PLAYS] 2 00:02:13,709 --> 00:02:15,242 WATCH YOUR STEP. 3 00:02:16,906 --> 00:02:19,775 PA: ALL PULSAR FOUR MINING PERSONNEL REPORT 4 00:02:19,843 --> 00:02:23,415 TO THE RESOURCE EXPEDITION OFFICE, LEVEL SEVEN. 5 00:02:40,065 --> 00:02:41,202 [BUZZER SOUNDS] 6 00:02:43,067 --> 00:02:44,205 [BELL RINGS] 7 00:02:46,740 --> 00:02:47,670 [BUZZER] 8 00:02:51,273 --> 00:02:52,807 [DING DING] 9 00:02:56,281 --> 00:02:58,681 NOT ON A FOUR-HOUR LAYOVER. 10 00:03:08,461 --> 00:03:10,228 Woman: OPERATOR. CAN I HELP YOU? 11 00:03:10,296 --> 00:03:13,995 PHONE HOME. PHONE HOME! 12 00:03:14,064 --> 00:03:17,898 PLEASE DEPOSIT $6 MILLION FOR THE FIRST THREE MINUTES. 13 00:03:20,041 --> 00:03:21,374 PA: ALL LUNAR PASSENGERS, 14 00:03:21,442 --> 00:03:23,237 PLEASE CHECK WITH PASSENGER PROCESSING, 15 00:03:23,306 --> 00:03:24,370 LEVEL THREE. 16 00:03:24,439 --> 00:03:26,311 THAT'S US. 17 00:03:26,380 --> 00:03:28,247 WILL SCRAPS BE ABLE TO SIT WITH US, DAD? 18 00:03:28,316 --> 00:03:29,646 WE'LL HAVE TO CHECK, JIMMY. 19 00:03:29,715 --> 00:03:32,115 IT'S A PRETTY LONG TRIP TO THE MOON. 20 00:03:32,184 --> 00:03:33,718 CAN I HELP YOU FOLKS? 21 00:03:33,787 --> 00:03:34,515 THANKS. 22 00:03:34,584 --> 00:03:36,622 OH, IS THAT YOUR PUPPY, SON? 23 00:03:36,691 --> 00:03:37,552 YEAH. 24 00:03:37,621 --> 00:03:39,621 SCRAPS IS GOING TO THE MOON WITH US. 25 00:03:39,690 --> 00:03:41,921 NO DOGS ARE ALLOWED ON THE SHUTTLE, SON. 26 00:03:41,990 --> 00:03:44,727 I'M AFRAID SCRAPS WILL HAVE TO BE SHOT. 27 00:03:46,932 --> 00:03:48,265 SCRAPS! 28 00:03:48,334 --> 00:03:51,036 HE SHOT HIM! HE SHOT SCRAPS! 29 00:03:51,105 --> 00:03:53,806 JUST JOKING! BLANKS. SEE? 30 00:03:53,875 --> 00:03:55,507 SCRAPS IS FINE. 31 00:03:58,809 --> 00:04:01,740 I SAYS, "WHENEVER YOU'RE IN TOWN, CALL ME." 32 00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:03,380 DINNER IN FIRST CLASS TONIGHT 33 00:04:03,449 --> 00:04:05,112 WILL BE BEAN SPROUTS AND BROCCOLI. 34 00:04:05,181 --> 00:04:06,315 FINE. 35 00:04:06,384 --> 00:04:07,887 CHANTING OR NON-CHANTING? 36 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:08,883 CHANTING, PLEASE. 37 00:04:12,492 --> 00:04:14,027 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE VIATEX ACCOUNT. 38 00:04:14,096 --> 00:04:15,394 WE HAVE A BUY-OR-SELL OPTION. 39 00:04:15,463 --> 00:04:16,823 WE CAN'T GET HURT IN EITHER CASE. 40 00:04:16,891 --> 00:04:19,027 KEEP ON TOP OF THEIR LEGAL PEOPLE, BOB. 41 00:04:19,096 --> 00:04:20,026 WILL DO. 42 00:04:21,231 --> 00:04:22,362 AND BOB... 43 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:23,636 FEED THE CATS. 44 00:04:23,705 --> 00:04:24,635 WILL DO. 45 00:04:32,113 --> 00:04:33,246 I'M SORRY, MA'AM, 46 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:35,441 YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED ONE CARRY-ON. 47 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:37,417 OH. ALL RIGHT. 48 00:04:40,249 --> 00:04:41,655 BYE-BYE. 49 00:04:41,724 --> 00:04:42,656 THANK YOU. 50 00:04:42,725 --> 00:04:45,491 [BABY CRIES] 51 00:04:49,495 --> 00:04:50,424 FOR THE BEST LITTLE COMPUTER OFFICER 52 00:04:50,493 --> 00:04:51,527 ON THE LUNAR MISSION. 53 00:04:51,596 --> 00:04:52,993 OH, SIMON, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE! 54 00:04:53,062 --> 00:04:56,069 I GUESS I'M A PRETTY LUCKY WOMAN, AREN'T I? 55 00:04:56,138 --> 00:04:57,465 WOMEN AND THE SPACE PROGRAM 56 00:04:57,533 --> 00:04:59,071 HAVE COME A LONG WAY, 57 00:04:59,139 --> 00:05:00,139 BUT AFTER THE WEDDING, 58 00:05:00,208 --> 00:05:01,138 NO MORE COMPLICATED COMPUTERS 59 00:05:01,206 --> 00:05:02,341 FOR MY LITTLE GIRL. 60 00:05:02,410 --> 00:05:03,573 DARLING, THEY'VE OFFERED ME A CHANCE 61 00:05:03,642 --> 00:05:06,740 TO HEAD UP THE COMPUTER ANALYSIS DIVISION. 62 00:05:06,809 --> 00:05:08,411 YOU'LL HEAD UP THE BABY DIVISION 63 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:10,348 FOR MR. AND MRS. SIMON KURTZ. 64 00:05:10,417 --> 00:05:12,353 THAT'S AN ORDER, LIEUTENANT. 65 00:05:13,554 --> 00:05:16,087 WHERE'S THE PASSENGER PROCESSING LOUNGE 66 00:05:16,156 --> 00:05:17,223 FOR THE LUNAR SHUTTLE? 67 00:05:17,292 --> 00:05:18,955 CONCOURSE LOUNGE "C", FOURTH LEVEL. 68 00:05:19,024 --> 00:05:19,785 THANKS. 69 00:05:19,854 --> 00:05:21,123 HOW LONG IS MY PARKING PERMIT 70 00:05:21,192 --> 00:05:22,256 GOOD FOR? 71 00:05:22,325 --> 00:05:23,257 TWO HOURS. 72 00:05:23,326 --> 00:05:24,462 THANK YOU. 73 00:05:24,531 --> 00:05:26,492 WHAT'S THE FASTEST ANIMAL ON EARTH? 74 00:05:26,561 --> 00:05:28,067 THE CHEETAH. NEXT? 75 00:05:28,136 --> 00:05:30,197 SHOULD I FAKE MY ORGASMS? 76 00:05:30,265 --> 00:05:31,199 YES. 77 00:05:31,268 --> 00:05:32,505 THANK YOU. 78 00:05:34,172 --> 00:05:36,102 [DOGS BARK] 79 00:05:37,572 --> 00:05:39,578 [RUFF RUFF RUFF] 80 00:05:43,478 --> 00:05:44,979 [YELPING] 81 00:05:48,452 --> 00:05:49,584 THIS IS MISSION CONTROL. 82 00:05:49,653 --> 00:05:50,783 WE HAVE CLEARANCE ON TWO-NINER 83 00:05:50,852 --> 00:05:52,819 FOR SHUTTLE PRELAUNCH CHECKS. 84 00:05:52,888 --> 00:05:55,293 YOU ARE CLEAR TO DESCEND TO 15,000 85 00:05:55,362 --> 00:05:56,826 AND HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. 86 00:05:56,895 --> 00:05:59,298 A HIGH-PRESSURE FRONT'S MOVING IN OVER DENVER. 87 00:05:59,367 --> 00:06:02,269 56 IN THE VALLEY, 72 AT THE BEACHES. 88 00:06:02,337 --> 00:06:04,304 THE SUPREMES HIT THE TOP OF THE CHARTS 89 00:06:04,372 --> 00:06:07,274 WITH THIS REALLY BIG ONE, BABY LOVE. 90 00:06:07,343 --> 00:06:08,534 I HAVE A COLLECT CALL FOR MICHAEL REESE 91 00:06:08,603 --> 00:06:10,871 FROM HIS MOTHER. 92 00:06:10,940 --> 00:06:14,441 THIS IS ONLY PART OF OUR MISSION CONTROL. 93 00:06:14,510 --> 00:06:16,183 RIGHT HERE WE HAVE 94 00:06:16,252 --> 00:06:18,680 RE-ENTRY FOR ALL EARTH ORBIT SHIPS. 95 00:06:18,749 --> 00:06:20,451 THAT'S HANDLED BY THE COMPUTERS 96 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:23,521 AND SIMULATED BY THESE VIDEO UNITS. 97 00:06:23,590 --> 00:06:25,324 NOW IF YOU'LL STEP RIGHT THIS WAY... 98 00:06:25,392 --> 00:06:26,853 PHOENIX 6, YOU'RE PROGRAMMED 99 00:06:26,922 --> 00:06:30,263 ON R-TWO-NINER AND COMPUTER LOCKED. 100 00:06:30,331 --> 00:06:32,426 Man: COMPUTER LOCK ACKNOWLEDGED. 101 00:06:32,494 --> 00:06:34,160 OVER AND OUT. 102 00:06:36,136 --> 00:06:37,095 WELL, GENTLEMEN, 103 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:39,571 LOOKS LIKE IT'S OUT OF OUR HANDS NOW. 104 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:41,774 Man: JANET, THEY NEED YOU IN CONTROL. 105 00:06:41,843 --> 00:06:42,773 RIGHT. 106 00:06:52,448 --> 00:06:54,587 [BEEPING] 107 00:07:08,002 --> 00:07:09,800 AW, SHIT! 108 00:07:10,873 --> 00:07:12,803 [SIRENS] 109 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:24,449 COMMISSIONER, WE BOTH KNOW THAT 110 00:07:24,517 --> 00:07:25,546 THAT SHUTTLE NEEDS ANOTHER MONTH 111 00:07:25,615 --> 00:07:26,579 OF PRELAUNCH TESTING. 112 00:07:26,648 --> 00:07:28,087 FORGET IT, BUD. 113 00:07:28,155 --> 00:07:30,187 BUT COMMISSIONER... 114 00:07:30,256 --> 00:07:31,525 I SAID FORGET IT. 115 00:07:31,593 --> 00:07:32,622 MAYFLOWER IS THE FIRST LUNAR SHUTTLE 116 00:07:32,691 --> 00:07:33,689 TO FLY FROM A COMMERCIAL TERMINAL, 117 00:07:33,757 --> 00:07:35,888 AND THE BOYS ON THE BOARD 118 00:07:35,957 --> 00:07:37,792 WANT THAT FLIGHT ON SCHEDULE! 119 00:07:37,860 --> 00:07:39,796 WHAT DO THEY KNOW ABOUT SAFETY? 120 00:07:39,865 --> 00:07:43,399 THE BOYS ON THE BOARD ARE UNDER HEAVY PRESSURE 121 00:07:43,468 --> 00:07:45,100 FROM THE BOYS DOWNTOWN. 122 00:07:45,169 --> 00:07:48,509 [McARTHUR'S PARK BLARES FROM THE ELEVATOR] 123 00:07:55,213 --> 00:07:56,441 [DING] 124 00:07:56,510 --> 00:08:00,320 [RAINDROPS KEEP FALLIN' ON MY HEAD BLARES] 125 00:08:00,388 --> 00:08:02,320 I'LL BE THE ONE THEY CRUCIFY 126 00:08:02,389 --> 00:08:04,525 IF THAT SHUTTLE SCREWS UP. 127 00:08:06,257 --> 00:08:07,453 [BUZZER] 128 00:08:07,522 --> 00:08:08,925 [BUZZER] 129 00:08:10,394 --> 00:08:11,461 [BEEPING] 130 00:08:11,529 --> 00:08:13,534 NOT SO FAST. FRISK HER! 131 00:08:14,602 --> 00:08:16,668 WELL, THESE NAVIGATIONAL CHARTS SEEM OK. 132 00:08:16,737 --> 00:08:19,205 I DON'T THINK THERE WILL BE ANY PROBLEM. 133 00:08:19,273 --> 00:08:21,540 HEY, WHY THE LONG FACE? 134 00:08:21,609 --> 00:08:23,176 I'M STILL WORRIED ABOUT THE SHUTTLE. 135 00:08:23,245 --> 00:08:24,343 YOU SAW TED'S REPORT, 136 00:08:24,412 --> 00:08:25,473 AND HE IS THE PROGRAM'S 137 00:08:25,542 --> 00:08:26,811 TOP TEST PILOT. 138 00:08:26,879 --> 00:08:28,875 WAS THE PROGRAM'S TOP TEST PILOT 139 00:08:28,944 --> 00:08:30,416 UNTIL HIS MENTAL BREAKDOWN. 140 00:08:30,485 --> 00:08:33,079 SWEETHEART, THE OPINION OF A MADMAN 141 00:08:33,147 --> 00:08:35,550 DOESN'T IMPRESS ME OR ANYONE ELSE. 142 00:08:35,619 --> 00:08:37,115 THE TRIAL PROVED THAT. 143 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,956 TED STRIKER'S PART OF YOUR PAST. 144 00:08:41,490 --> 00:08:42,422 MARCIA? 145 00:08:42,491 --> 00:08:43,423 [BUZZER] 146 00:08:43,492 --> 00:08:44,631 JEWEL! 147 00:08:45,627 --> 00:08:47,766 [WOLF HOWLING] 148 00:08:52,506 --> 00:08:54,040 IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. 149 00:08:54,108 --> 00:08:56,302 NO! AHH! HEY! 150 00:08:57,907 --> 00:08:59,841 PLEASE, MAY I HAVE THIS BEDPAN? 151 00:08:59,910 --> 00:09:02,447 I HAVE TO GIVE IT TO SOMEBODY ELSE. 152 00:09:02,516 --> 00:09:03,842 I'LL BRING IT RIGHT BACK. 153 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:06,352 PLEASE, MR. GOLDBERG! 154 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:07,416 SO THE COMPANY'S ACTUALLY 155 00:09:07,485 --> 00:09:08,552 DOING PRETTY WELL. 156 00:09:08,621 --> 00:09:09,683 WE JUST RECEIVED THE FIGURES 157 00:09:09,752 --> 00:09:10,718 FOR THE LAST QUARTER. 158 00:09:10,787 --> 00:09:12,852 THEY SHOW A 40% INCREASE. 159 00:09:12,921 --> 00:09:14,956 VISITING HOURS ARE OVER. 160 00:09:15,024 --> 00:09:18,126 DOCTOR, DO YOU THINK MY BROTHER 161 00:09:18,195 --> 00:09:19,858 WILL BE ABLE TO COME HOME TO THE FARM SOON? 162 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,026 IT'S HARD TO SAY. 163 00:09:21,095 --> 00:09:22,227 IT'S A DIFFICULT CASE. 164 00:09:22,296 --> 00:09:24,467 HE STILL THINKS HE'S AN ACCOUNTANT. 165 00:09:24,536 --> 00:09:25,765 YOU MUST BELIEVE ME... 166 00:09:25,834 --> 00:09:27,905 INVEST IN MONEY MARKETS! 167 00:09:37,518 --> 00:09:39,746 AND HOW ARE WE THIS EVENING, TED? 168 00:09:39,814 --> 00:09:42,782 ALL RIGHT, I GUESS. 169 00:09:42,851 --> 00:09:44,521 YOU CAN TAKE OFF NOW. 170 00:09:44,590 --> 00:09:46,319 WE'LL FINISH UP TOMORROW. 171 00:09:47,859 --> 00:09:50,325 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE A PAPER. 172 00:09:50,394 --> 00:09:51,324 THANKS. 173 00:09:53,661 --> 00:09:54,993 MY GOD! 174 00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:56,634 Doctor: WHAT'S WRONG? 175 00:09:56,703 --> 00:09:58,338 THEY'RE LAUNCHING THE XR-2300. 176 00:09:58,407 --> 00:09:59,836 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS, DOCTOR? 177 00:09:59,905 --> 00:10:01,901 THE MUFFLER BRACKET FOR A '79 PINTO? 178 00:10:01,970 --> 00:10:04,344 NO. THAT'S THE XR-2200. 179 00:10:04,413 --> 00:10:06,345 THE 2300 IS THE LUNAR SHUTTLE. 180 00:10:06,414 --> 00:10:07,874 IT'S GOT TO BE STOPPED! 181 00:10:07,942 --> 00:10:09,347 DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? 182 00:10:09,415 --> 00:10:10,679 THEY PUT ME IN HERE 183 00:10:10,748 --> 00:10:12,482 TO KEEP ME OUT OF THE WAY. 184 00:10:12,550 --> 00:10:13,782 TED, THE FIRST STEP 185 00:10:13,851 --> 00:10:14,916 ON THE ROAD TO MENTAL HYGIENE 186 00:10:14,985 --> 00:10:16,490 IS ADMITTING THAT YOU'RE SICK. 187 00:10:16,558 --> 00:10:18,490 [ECHO] SICK... SICK...SICK... 188 00:10:18,559 --> 00:10:20,623 SICK.... Sick...sick... 189 00:10:20,691 --> 00:10:21,725 NOW LISTEN TO ME, TED. 190 00:10:21,794 --> 00:10:23,626 OUR ONLY CONCERN IS YOUR CONDITION. 191 00:10:23,695 --> 00:10:24,759 YOUR ALPHA SCAN READING 192 00:10:24,828 --> 00:10:26,496 SEEMS TO BE LEVELING OFF. 193 00:10:26,564 --> 00:10:28,027 IS THAT A GOOD SIGN? 194 00:10:28,096 --> 00:10:30,633 [CHUCKLING] IT DOES THE JOB. 195 00:10:30,702 --> 00:10:33,098 Man: I CAN'T STAND IT! 196 00:10:33,167 --> 00:10:35,508 I REFUSE TO PAY $2,000 A DAY 197 00:10:35,576 --> 00:10:37,510 FOR A HOSPITAL BED, ROTTEN FOOD, 198 00:10:37,578 --> 00:10:38,739 HORRIBLE NURSES, ROTTEN DOCTORS! 199 00:10:38,808 --> 00:10:40,479 WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM? 200 00:10:40,548 --> 00:10:42,378 THE MAN'S OBVIOUSLY CRAZY. 201 00:10:42,447 --> 00:10:43,813 BY THE WAY, 202 00:10:43,881 --> 00:10:45,083 I SPOKE TO ELAINE THIS MORNING. 203 00:10:45,152 --> 00:10:46,515 ELAINE? 204 00:10:46,583 --> 00:10:48,555 WAS SHE HERE? 205 00:10:48,623 --> 00:10:50,017 NO. SHE CALLED AND ASKED ME TO TELL YOU 206 00:10:50,085 --> 00:10:51,890 THAT SHE'S MARRYING SIMON. 207 00:10:53,355 --> 00:10:55,789 WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME THE WHOLE STORY... 208 00:10:55,857 --> 00:10:56,992 FROM THE BEGINNING. 209 00:10:57,061 --> 00:10:59,829 AFTER ALL, THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. 210 00:10:59,898 --> 00:11:02,297 THERE'S REALLY NOTHING TO TELL. 211 00:11:02,365 --> 00:11:05,838 MY STORY IS NO DIFFERENT THAN ANYONE ELSE'S STORY. 212 00:11:05,907 --> 00:11:07,970 I'M SURE YOU'VE HEARD IT A THOUSAND TIMES. 213 00:11:08,038 --> 00:11:10,776 ANYWAY, IT ALL STARTED DURING THE WAR. 214 00:11:10,845 --> 00:11:13,747 I LOST MOST OF MY SQUADRON OVER MACHO GRANDE. 215 00:11:15,117 --> 00:11:16,717 PLANES, TOO. 216 00:11:18,650 --> 00:11:19,714 YOU'RE TOO LOW... 217 00:11:19,783 --> 00:11:21,748 TOO LOW...TOO LOW. 218 00:11:21,816 --> 00:11:23,186 AFTER THE WAR, 219 00:11:23,254 --> 00:11:25,988 I COULDN'T GO NEAR ANYTHING WITH A PAIR OF WINGS. 220 00:11:26,057 --> 00:11:27,857 THAT IS, UNTIL FATE DROPPED ME IN THE SEAT 221 00:11:27,926 --> 00:11:32,096 OF A 767 INTO CHICAGO WITH NO CREW. 222 00:11:32,165 --> 00:11:35,901 IT'S FUNNY HOW FATE CAN MAKE HEROES OUT OF COWARDS. 223 00:11:37,539 --> 00:11:39,998 AFTER THAT CAME THE JOB OFFERS, 224 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,940 THEN THE PUBLICITY... 225 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,309 THEN THE CRASH 226 00:11:44,377 --> 00:11:45,805 AND THE TRIAL. 227 00:11:45,874 --> 00:11:47,080 ORDER! ORDER! 228 00:11:47,149 --> 00:11:48,243 NOW THIS. 229 00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:52,911 WELL, THERE'S MORE, BUT I'M SURE YOU'D ALL 230 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:54,513 BE BORED BY IT. 231 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,091 OH, NO, NO, NO. CONTINUE. 232 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:02,020 [GUNSHOTS] 233 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,962 [THUD OF FALLING BODIES] 234 00:12:07,735 --> 00:12:09,427 Man: THIS IS MISSION CONTROL 235 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,770 AT "T" MINUS ONE HOUR, 43 MINUTES. 236 00:12:11,839 --> 00:12:14,005 GROUND CREW REPORT TO STATIONS. 237 00:12:32,025 --> 00:12:34,190 THIS IS MAYFLOWER 1. GET ME THE SARGE! 238 00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:39,426 HEY, SARGE! HOLD UP! 239 00:12:41,599 --> 00:12:43,534 HERE IT IS. 240 00:12:43,602 --> 00:12:45,801 GIVE ME THAT RADIO. 241 00:12:45,870 --> 00:12:47,936 KRUGER, THIS IS THE SARGE. 242 00:12:48,005 --> 00:12:49,069 THERE'S NO WAY THIS WIRE 243 00:12:49,138 --> 00:12:50,202 COULD HAVE PASSED INSPECTION 244 00:12:50,271 --> 00:12:51,940 WITHOUT SIMON KURTZ' OK. 245 00:12:52,009 --> 00:12:53,407 WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON? 246 00:12:53,475 --> 00:12:57,010 PATCH UP THE DAMAGE. GET THAT SHIP READY TO FLY. 247 00:12:57,079 --> 00:12:58,648 THAT'S AN ORDER, MISTER! 248 00:12:58,716 --> 00:12:59,881 YOU GOT IT, MISTER, 249 00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:02,314 BUT YOU CAN TELL YOUR BOYS 250 00:13:02,383 --> 00:13:04,720 THAT THIS THING STINKS OF KICKBACK. 251 00:13:04,788 --> 00:13:07,019 YOU HEARD IT, BOYS. 252 00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:08,394 NOW WHAT DO YOU SAY? 253 00:13:08,463 --> 00:13:09,990 SCREW HIM! SCREW HIM! 254 00:13:10,058 --> 00:13:11,697 TED STRIKER WAS RIGHT 255 00:13:11,765 --> 00:13:13,526 WHEN HE TEST-PILOTED THAT SUCKER. 256 00:13:15,330 --> 00:13:16,999 WHAT DID HE GET FOR TELLING THE TRUTH? 257 00:13:17,068 --> 00:13:19,435 A ONE-WAY TICKET TO THE FUNNY FARM! 258 00:13:19,504 --> 00:13:20,907 [PTOOIE] 259 00:13:21,907 --> 00:13:23,573 WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. 260 00:13:23,642 --> 00:13:25,043 LET'S MOVE. 261 00:13:28,612 --> 00:13:30,543 [SIREN] 262 00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:51,965 ♪ IT'S UP TO YOU ♪ 263 00:13:52,034 --> 00:13:54,939 ♪ THE LOVE BOAT ♪ 264 00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:59,011 ♪ SOON WILL BE MAKING ANOTHER RUN ♪ 265 00:13:59,778 --> 00:14:01,442 ♪ THE LOVE BOAT... ♪ 266 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,354 THANK YOU. 267 00:14:14,088 --> 00:14:15,962 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 268 00:14:21,568 --> 00:14:22,761 MAY I HELP YOU? 269 00:14:22,830 --> 00:14:25,637 YES. I'D LIKE THIS TIME AND NEWSWEEK 270 00:14:25,706 --> 00:14:29,035 AND A LIFESAVER AND, UM... 271 00:14:29,103 --> 00:14:30,576 THE SECOND TIME BOMB 272 00:14:30,644 --> 00:14:31,772 ON THE RIGHT, PLEASE. 273 00:14:31,841 --> 00:14:33,276 CERTAINLY. 274 00:14:36,846 --> 00:14:37,778 THERE YOU ARE. 275 00:14:37,847 --> 00:14:38,883 THANK YOU. 276 00:14:38,952 --> 00:14:40,780 WILL THERE BE ANYTHING ELSE, SIR? 277 00:14:40,848 --> 00:14:42,648 NO. 278 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,545 HI, GRANDMA RUDY! 279 00:15:15,152 --> 00:15:18,354 OH, HOW GOOD IT IS TO SEE YOU! 280 00:15:21,257 --> 00:15:23,696 JUST A FEW HOURS TO LIFT-OFF. 281 00:15:23,765 --> 00:15:25,797 I'M VERY EXCITED, SIMON. 282 00:15:25,866 --> 00:15:27,360 GUESS THIS IS A FIRST FOR YOU. 283 00:15:27,429 --> 00:15:29,301 NO. I'VE BEEN EXCITED BEFORE. 284 00:15:29,370 --> 00:15:30,365 ELAINE! 285 00:15:30,434 --> 00:15:32,968 TED, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF THE HOSPITAL? 286 00:15:33,037 --> 00:15:34,837 ARE YOU ON THAT SHUTTLE? 287 00:15:34,906 --> 00:15:36,140 BOTH OF US, STRIKER. 288 00:15:36,209 --> 00:15:38,337 WHEN WE RETURN, WE'RE GETTING MARRIED. 289 00:15:38,406 --> 00:15:40,276 ELAINE, IT HAS TO BE STOPPED. 290 00:15:40,345 --> 00:15:43,079 BUT TED, THE INVITATIONS HAVE ALREADY GONE OUT. 291 00:15:43,147 --> 00:15:45,485 NO. THE FLIGHT HAS TO BE STOPPED. 292 00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:46,613 COME ON, SWEETHEART. 293 00:15:47,784 --> 00:15:49,218 ELAINE! 294 00:15:49,287 --> 00:15:52,319 SIMON, GIVE ME A MOMENT WITH TED ALONE. 295 00:15:52,387 --> 00:15:54,154 ALL RIGHT. YOU'VE GOT EXACTLY 296 00:15:54,223 --> 00:15:56,125 10 MINUTES TILL WE BOARD. 297 00:15:56,194 --> 00:15:59,395 I'D WATCH MY STEP IF I WERE YOU. 298 00:16:00,563 --> 00:16:03,536 TED, THIS WHOLE THING'S ALL IN YOUR MIND. 299 00:16:03,605 --> 00:16:07,104 [SIMON TRIPS AND FALLS] 300 00:16:07,173 --> 00:16:08,973 YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER LEFT THE HOSPITAL. 301 00:16:09,041 --> 00:16:11,042 ELAINE, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO US? 302 00:16:11,110 --> 00:16:13,175 TED, I GUESS I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, 303 00:16:13,244 --> 00:16:15,375 BUT I NEED SIMON. HE'S STABLE 304 00:16:15,444 --> 00:16:18,180 AND A GOOD PROVIDER, AND I NEED THAT 305 00:16:18,249 --> 00:16:19,546 AT THIS STAGE OF THE GAME. 306 00:16:19,615 --> 00:16:21,582 HE DOESN'T RUN AWAY FROM EVERY CHALLENGE. 307 00:16:21,650 --> 00:16:24,219 HE DOESN'T LET EVERY LITTLE SETBACK 308 00:16:24,288 --> 00:16:27,258 EAT HIM UP INSIDE. NOW GOOD-BYE, TED. 309 00:16:37,403 --> 00:16:39,333 GENTLEMEN, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET YOUR CAPTAIN... 310 00:16:39,401 --> 00:16:41,036 CAPTAIN OVEUR. [PRONOUNCED OVER] 311 00:16:41,105 --> 00:16:42,603 GENTLEMEN, WELCOME ABOARD. 312 00:16:42,671 --> 00:16:45,278 YOUR NAVIGATOR MR. UNGER AND FIRST OFFICER DUNN. 313 00:16:45,347 --> 00:16:46,279 UNGER. 314 00:16:46,348 --> 00:16:47,280 OVEUR. 315 00:16:47,349 --> 00:16:48,244 OVEUR. 316 00:16:48,312 --> 00:16:51,150 DUNN. GENTLEMEN, LET'S GET TO WORK. 317 00:16:52,218 --> 00:16:53,948 UNGER, DIDN'T YOU SERVE UNDER OVEUR 318 00:16:54,017 --> 00:16:55,147 IN THE AIR FORCE? 319 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:56,317 NOT DIRECTLY. 320 00:16:56,386 --> 00:16:57,656 TECHNICALLY, DUNN WAS UNDER OVEUR, 321 00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,625 AND I WAS UNDER DUNN. 322 00:16:59,694 --> 00:17:00,485 SO, DUNN, YOU WERE... 323 00:17:00,554 --> 00:17:02,526 UNDER OVEUR AND OVER UNGER. 324 00:17:02,594 --> 00:17:03,523 YEP. 325 00:17:03,591 --> 00:17:04,993 THAT'S RIGHT. DUNN WAS OVER UNGER, 326 00:17:05,061 --> 00:17:07,130 AND I WAS OVER DUNN. 327 00:17:07,199 --> 00:17:09,263 SEE? DUNN AND I WERE UNDER OVEUR, 328 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:10,596 EVEN THOUGH I WAS UNDER DUNN. 329 00:17:10,665 --> 00:17:15,272 DUNN WAS OVER UNGER, AND I WAS OVER DUNN. 330 00:17:15,341 --> 00:17:18,208 DO YOU HAVE ANY TICKETS FOR THE LUNAR SHUTTLE? 331 00:17:18,277 --> 00:17:19,942 THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ANY AVAILABLE SEATS 332 00:17:20,010 --> 00:17:21,944 FOR WEEKS NOW, SIR. 333 00:17:22,013 --> 00:17:23,441 Man: WHAT YOU WANT? 334 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:24,949 I GOT PAIRS! I GOT SINGLES! 335 00:17:25,018 --> 00:17:26,819 CHECK 'EM OUT, Y'ALL! 336 00:17:26,888 --> 00:17:28,953 $400--LUNAR SHUTTLE TICKETS. 337 00:17:29,022 --> 00:17:29,951 SMOKIN'... WHAT YOU WANT? 338 00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:30,955 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT? 339 00:17:31,024 --> 00:17:32,321 LUNAR SHUTTLE TICKETS--$400. 340 00:17:32,389 --> 00:17:34,123 I GOT SMOKIN', NON-SMOKIN', 341 00:17:34,192 --> 00:17:36,191 FIRST CLASS, COACH, ECONOMY, 342 00:17:36,260 --> 00:17:38,093 BY THE AISLE, BY THE WINDOW. 343 00:17:38,161 --> 00:17:39,963 TAKE IT EASY, MY MAN. 344 00:17:40,031 --> 00:17:41,697 LUNAR SHUTTLE TICKETS! 345 00:17:41,765 --> 00:17:42,699 HI. 346 00:17:42,768 --> 00:17:43,699 THANK YOU. 347 00:17:43,768 --> 00:17:44,700 HELLO. 348 00:17:44,768 --> 00:17:45,936 HI. 349 00:17:46,005 --> 00:17:48,308 THREE OF YOU TO THE LEFT. 350 00:17:48,376 --> 00:17:49,103 HI. 351 00:17:49,172 --> 00:17:50,409 CAN I TAKE YOUR CASE? 352 00:17:50,477 --> 00:17:51,909 NO. 353 00:17:51,977 --> 00:17:53,706 HOWDY, GIRL. HELLO. 354 00:17:53,775 --> 00:17:56,277 KEEP THAT THING MOVING. HOW'S IT GOING? 355 00:17:56,346 --> 00:17:58,283 EVERYTHING'S FINE, SARGE. 356 00:18:01,849 --> 00:18:04,589 Sarge: WELL, I'LL BE A MONKEY'S UNCLE! 357 00:18:04,658 --> 00:18:06,022 TED STRIKER. 358 00:18:06,091 --> 00:18:08,861 JACK, I GOT A BAD FEELING 359 00:18:08,930 --> 00:18:11,329 IN MY GUT ABOUT THIS MISSION. 360 00:18:14,933 --> 00:18:16,796 NUMBER TWO CHECKS. 361 00:18:18,103 --> 00:18:20,371 ♪ AT THE CAR WASH ♪ 362 00:18:21,639 --> 00:18:23,942 ♪ WORKIN' AT THE CAR WASH, YEAH ♪ 363 00:18:24,011 --> 00:18:25,206 WHAT'S HAPPENIN', BRO? 364 00:18:25,274 --> 00:18:26,813 ATMOSPHERE CONTROL OK. 365 00:18:26,882 --> 00:18:28,746 ATMOSPHERE CONTROL... CHECK. 366 00:18:28,815 --> 00:18:29,977 ANTIGRAVITY CHECK. 367 00:18:30,046 --> 00:18:31,015 ALL RIGHT. 368 00:18:31,084 --> 00:18:32,584 ♪ CAR WASH, YEAH... ♪ 369 00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:33,412 CHECKS OUT 370 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,816 IN POSITIVE MODE, SIR. 371 00:18:34,885 --> 00:18:35,818 CHECK. 372 00:18:35,887 --> 00:18:36,822 CHECKS OUT 373 00:18:36,890 --> 00:18:37,819 IN NEGATIVE MODE, SIR. 374 00:18:37,888 --> 00:18:38,857 CHECK. 375 00:18:38,925 --> 00:18:39,889 NEUTRAL BALANCE SEEMS 376 00:18:39,958 --> 00:18:40,892 ALL RIGHT, SIR. 377 00:18:40,961 --> 00:18:42,223 GOOD. THAT SHOULD DO IT. 378 00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:43,792 ANTIGRAVITY OFF, SIR. 379 00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:44,828 [THUD] 380 00:18:44,897 --> 00:18:45,865 HOPE THIS WEATHER 381 00:18:45,934 --> 00:18:47,759 DOESN'T GIVE US A PROBLEM. 382 00:18:47,828 --> 00:18:50,170 DUNN, WHAT'S YOUR TEMPERATURE READING? 383 00:18:51,232 --> 00:18:53,739 UH, 98.6, SIR. 384 00:18:53,807 --> 00:18:55,340 THAT SOUNDS NORMAL. 385 00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:05,247 Woman: SWEETHEART, YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE 386 00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:07,780 BEFORE WE GOT ON THE PLANE. 387 00:19:07,849 --> 00:19:10,051 Woman 2: SIR, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG SEAT. 388 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:11,587 THAT'S MINE. 389 00:19:14,622 --> 00:19:16,663 ELAINE, WAIT. LISTEN TO ME-- 390 00:19:16,731 --> 00:19:17,624 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 391 00:19:17,692 --> 00:19:20,228 WHY CAN'T YOU LET ME LIVE MY LIFE? 392 00:19:20,297 --> 00:19:21,597 IT'S NOT JUST YOUR LIFE. 393 00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:24,003 IT'S THE LIFE OF EVERYONE ON BOARD THIS SHIP! 394 00:19:24,072 --> 00:19:25,898 WE'VE GOT TO STOP THIS FLIGHT. 395 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,340 TED, WE'RE TAKING OFF. 396 00:19:29,409 --> 00:19:31,606 ELAINE, WHY DON'T YOU TRUST ME ANYMORE? 397 00:19:31,675 --> 00:19:33,739 BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT THE MAN YOU USED TO BE. 398 00:19:33,808 --> 00:19:36,211 YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE LEFT THE HOSPITAL. 399 00:19:36,279 --> 00:19:38,550 PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEAT. 400 00:19:38,619 --> 00:19:39,344 ELAINE! 401 00:19:39,413 --> 00:19:41,254 [DING DING DING] 402 00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:46,153 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THAT WEATHER'S 403 00:19:46,222 --> 00:19:48,223 STARTING TO CLEAR. 404 00:19:48,292 --> 00:19:49,555 SATELLITE PHOTOS LOOK CLEAR 405 00:19:49,624 --> 00:19:50,963 OVER WYOMING AND CONNECTICUT. 406 00:19:51,032 --> 00:19:52,626 WE JUST HEARD FROM DETROIT. 407 00:19:52,695 --> 00:19:53,825 HOW'S SHE LOOK OVER RENO AND BUFFALO? 408 00:19:53,894 --> 00:19:57,303 CLEAR, BUT CHECK THE NEW JERSEY SUBURBS. 409 00:19:57,372 --> 00:19:59,169 MAYFLOWER 1, YOU'RE CLEAR ON TWO-NINER 410 00:19:59,238 --> 00:20:01,202 TO TAXI INTO LAUNCH POSITION. 411 00:20:01,271 --> 00:20:03,971 ROGER. READY TO TAXI. 412 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:06,076 OVER. 413 00:20:06,145 --> 00:20:08,011 Man: "T" MINUS 30 SECONDS 414 00:20:08,079 --> 00:20:09,711 AND COUNTING... 415 00:20:13,053 --> 00:20:16,685 MARK "T" MINUS 20 SECONDS. 416 00:20:28,967 --> 00:20:30,897 [ENGINE REVS] 417 00:20:34,236 --> 00:20:35,869 IGNITION. 418 00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:40,711 "T" MINUS 9... 419 00:20:40,779 --> 00:20:41,910 8... 420 00:20:41,978 --> 00:20:43,142 7... 421 00:20:43,210 --> 00:20:44,550 6... 422 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:45,584 5... 423 00:20:45,652 --> 00:20:46,882 4... 424 00:20:46,950 --> 00:20:47,949 3... 425 00:20:48,017 --> 00:20:49,148 2... 426 00:20:49,216 --> 00:20:50,356 1... 427 00:20:58,430 --> 00:21:00,766 YOU HAVE LIFT-OFF, MAYFLOWER 1! 428 00:21:00,835 --> 00:21:01,928 ACKNOWLEDGE. 429 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,702 ROGER, CONTROL. 430 00:21:06,771 --> 00:21:09,540 THIS IS MAYFLOWER 1. ACKNOWLEDGE LIFT-OFF. 431 00:21:27,260 --> 00:21:29,256 WE'LL BE SERVING BREAKFAST 432 00:21:29,325 --> 00:21:30,360 IN A FEW MINUTES. 433 00:21:30,428 --> 00:21:31,863 WILL ALL THREE OF YOU BE EATING? 434 00:21:31,932 --> 00:21:33,231 YES, THANK YOU. 435 00:21:33,299 --> 00:21:34,429 JIMMY, WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED, 436 00:21:34,498 --> 00:21:35,530 I'LL TAKE YOU UP FRONT, 437 00:21:35,598 --> 00:21:37,200 AND YOU CAN LOOK AT THE COCKPIT. 438 00:21:37,268 --> 00:21:39,865 GEE, THAT'LL BE NEAT. 439 00:21:39,934 --> 00:21:42,207 I'M GLAD THEY LET SCRAPS RIDE WITH US. 440 00:21:42,275 --> 00:21:44,604 I BET SCRAPS WILL LOVE THE MOON. 441 00:21:44,673 --> 00:21:46,206 WILL THINGS BE A LOT DIFFERENT 442 00:21:46,275 --> 00:21:47,444 ON THE MOON? 443 00:21:47,513 --> 00:21:49,277 IT'LL BE TERRIFIC-- A WHOLE NEW WORLD. 444 00:21:49,346 --> 00:21:50,347 NEW KIDS TO PLAY WITH. 445 00:21:50,415 --> 00:21:52,413 DOES THAT MEAN NO MORE HEADLINES 446 00:21:52,481 --> 00:21:53,678 ABOUT THE RAPE TRIAL? 447 00:21:53,747 --> 00:21:55,482 HOW MANY KIDS GET A CHANCE 448 00:21:55,551 --> 00:21:57,289 TO LIVE ON ANOTHER PLANET? 449 00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:59,058 NO MORE KIDS YELLING "YOUR OLD MAN'S 450 00:21:59,127 --> 00:22:00,753 A PSYCHOPATHIC SEX PERVERT"? 451 00:22:00,821 --> 00:22:02,789 A MAN CAN MAKE AN HONEST MISTAKE. 452 00:22:02,857 --> 00:22:04,055 ANYWAY, SHE WAS ASKING FOR IT. 453 00:22:04,124 --> 00:22:07,794 THEY'RE ALL ASKING FOR IT ALL THE TIME! 454 00:22:07,863 --> 00:22:10,300 DAD NEVER SLAPS ME AROUND AT HOME. 455 00:22:10,369 --> 00:22:11,568 IT MUST BE HIS COFFEE. 456 00:22:11,637 --> 00:22:15,473 NO. I'VE BEEN SERVING DAD DECAF. 457 00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:18,943 HMM. MAYBE HE'S JUST AN ASSHOLE. 458 00:22:19,012 --> 00:22:20,505 YOU KNOW, DEAR? 459 00:22:20,574 --> 00:22:21,775 THIS REMINDS ME 460 00:22:21,843 --> 00:22:24,778 OF THE FIRST TRAIN TRIP WE EVER TOOK-- 461 00:22:24,847 --> 00:22:26,853 OUT TO YOUR MOTHER'S HOUSE, REMEMBER? 462 00:22:26,921 --> 00:22:28,650 HOW COULD I FORGET? 463 00:22:28,719 --> 00:22:32,258 YOU WERE SO NERVOUS ABOUT MEETING MY MAMA. 464 00:22:32,327 --> 00:22:34,557 AND I DECLARE, YOU WERE PACING THE AISLE 465 00:22:34,626 --> 00:22:38,524 ALL THE WAY FROM ST. LOUIS TO SIOUX FALLS. 466 00:22:38,593 --> 00:22:40,132 AND HOW ABOUT THE TIME 467 00:22:40,201 --> 00:22:41,926 WE HOPPED IN THE FAMILY CAR 468 00:22:41,995 --> 00:22:43,562 AND DROVE ALL THE WAY TO WOODSTOCK? 469 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:46,139 OH, THAT WAS A TIME. 470 00:22:46,207 --> 00:22:48,538 AND YOU GOT HOLD OF THAT BAD ACID 471 00:22:48,607 --> 00:22:50,268 AND DIDN'T COME DOWN FOR TWO WEEKS. 472 00:22:50,336 --> 00:22:53,673 YOU KEPT TELLING EVERYONE THAT YOU WERE JESUS CHRIST, 473 00:22:53,742 --> 00:22:55,842 AND THEN YOU JUMPED OFF A ROOF 474 00:22:55,910 --> 00:22:58,411 'CAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD FLY. 475 00:22:58,479 --> 00:23:00,015 WHAT A BUMMER. 476 00:23:00,084 --> 00:23:02,048 NO SHIT. 477 00:23:54,538 --> 00:23:56,538 YOU LOOK A LITTLE GREEN. 478 00:23:56,607 --> 00:23:58,607 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, YOUNG MAN? 479 00:23:58,676 --> 00:24:01,210 YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE GET AIRSICK, 480 00:24:01,279 --> 00:24:02,710 BUT I NEVER DO. 481 00:24:02,779 --> 00:24:06,083 I MUST HAVE AN IRON CONSTITUTION. 482 00:24:06,152 --> 00:24:07,478 I'M ALL RIGHT. 483 00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:08,785 GOOD. 484 00:24:09,886 --> 00:24:11,616 I GUESS WHAT'S REALLY BOTHERING ME 485 00:24:11,685 --> 00:24:13,220 IS MY WHOLE LIFE. 486 00:24:13,288 --> 00:24:14,456 HMM. 487 00:24:14,524 --> 00:24:15,491 I REALLY CAN'T FIGURE 488 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,591 WHERE ELAINE AND I WENT WRONG. 489 00:24:17,660 --> 00:24:19,090 YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE 490 00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:22,198 WHEN TWO PEOPLE SHARE THE SAME SPACE. 491 00:24:22,267 --> 00:24:24,466 SOMETHING HAPPENS. 492 00:24:24,535 --> 00:24:27,067 YOUR VIBES GO OUT OF SYNC. 493 00:24:30,275 --> 00:24:31,606 I THOUGHT WE SHARED 494 00:24:31,675 --> 00:24:34,046 A VERY SPECIAL KIND OF LOVE. 495 00:24:34,115 --> 00:24:35,641 I'M NOT SURE I KNOW 496 00:24:35,710 --> 00:24:37,814 WHAT LOVE IS ANYMORE. 497 00:24:39,584 --> 00:24:42,387 I GUESS STARTED AT THE TRIAL. 498 00:24:42,456 --> 00:24:44,487 THEY HAD TO COVER UP FOR THE CRASH, 499 00:24:44,556 --> 00:24:46,488 SO THEY MADE ME THE SCAPEGOAT. 500 00:24:46,557 --> 00:24:48,556 I HAD NO ONE TO TURN TO. 501 00:24:48,625 --> 00:24:49,921 I'M SURE YOU'VE HAD 502 00:24:49,990 --> 00:24:52,295 THE SAME EXPERIENCE YOURSELF. 503 00:24:52,364 --> 00:24:53,660 I COULDN'T BELIEVE 504 00:24:53,729 --> 00:24:55,832 WHAT WAS HAPPENING TO ME. 505 00:24:57,030 --> 00:24:58,435 Man: I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT 506 00:24:58,504 --> 00:25:00,405 THAT WE ESTABLISH A FEW FACTS 507 00:25:00,473 --> 00:25:02,272 SO THESE PEOPLE WILL BE PREPARED 508 00:25:02,341 --> 00:25:03,739 TO MAKE A FAIR DECISION. 509 00:25:03,808 --> 00:25:06,476 FIRST, WERE YOU NOT THE CHIEF TEST PILOT 510 00:25:06,545 --> 00:25:08,847 FOR THE LUNAR SHUTTLE XR-2300? 511 00:25:08,915 --> 00:25:10,175 YES. 512 00:25:10,244 --> 00:25:12,178 Man: ON THE FIFTH DAY OF OCTOBER THIS YEAR, 513 00:25:12,246 --> 00:25:14,948 THAT SHUTTLE CRASH-LANDED DURING A TEST FLIGHT. 514 00:25:15,016 --> 00:25:17,683 WERE YOU NOT THE PILOT ON THAT FLIGHT? 515 00:25:17,752 --> 00:25:19,420 YES, BUT I WASN'T-- 516 00:25:19,489 --> 00:25:20,553 AND, MR. STRIKER, 517 00:25:20,622 --> 00:25:22,894 IS IT NOT TRUE-- 518 00:25:22,963 --> 00:25:23,963 [SPLASH] 519 00:25:24,032 --> 00:25:24,991 THAT THAT CRASH 520 00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:27,833 WAS A DIRECT RESULT OF YOUR INCOMPETENCE? 521 00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:28,697 NO! 522 00:25:28,765 --> 00:25:30,133 THE PROBLEM WAS WITH THAT SHIP, 523 00:25:30,202 --> 00:25:31,335 NOT WITH ME. 524 00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:32,699 THE WIRING WAS SHORTING OUT 525 00:25:32,768 --> 00:25:34,604 UNDER HIGH TEMPERATURES. 526 00:25:34,673 --> 00:25:37,174 THAT THING WAS A FLYING DEATHTRAP. 527 00:25:37,242 --> 00:25:38,404 Woman: AAH! 528 00:25:38,473 --> 00:25:40,178 [CRASH] 529 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:41,238 THE FACT IS, GENTLEMEN, 530 00:25:41,307 --> 00:25:43,713 NOTHING SERIOUS WAS WRONG WITH THAT SHIP. 531 00:25:43,781 --> 00:25:46,249 TED STRIKER FOLDED UP ON THE APPROACH. 532 00:25:46,318 --> 00:25:47,512 THAT'S A LIE! 533 00:25:47,581 --> 00:25:48,920 ORDER! 534 00:25:48,989 --> 00:25:50,683 ORDER! 535 00:25:50,751 --> 00:25:52,658 ON MARCH 5th, 1980, 536 00:25:52,726 --> 00:25:56,459 FLIGHT 209 INTO CHICAGO LOST ITS CREW IN MIDAIR. 537 00:25:56,527 --> 00:25:58,495 AND ON THAT FATEFUL NIGHT, 538 00:25:58,564 --> 00:26:02,068 TED STRIKER SAVED THAT PLANE. 539 00:26:02,136 --> 00:26:03,062 I'D LIKE TO CALL 540 00:26:03,131 --> 00:26:05,599 ONE OF THE PASSENGERS FROM THAT FLIGHT, 541 00:26:05,668 --> 00:26:07,640 IF IT PLEASES THE COURT. 542 00:26:09,509 --> 00:26:11,608 DO YOU SWEAR ON THE CONSTITUTION 543 00:26:11,677 --> 00:26:13,344 TO TELL THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, 544 00:26:13,413 --> 00:26:14,608 AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH? 545 00:26:14,676 --> 00:26:16,077 AIN'T NO THING. 546 00:26:24,085 --> 00:26:27,017 WOULD YOU DESCRIBE, IN YOUR OWN WORDS, 547 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,621 WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT? 548 00:26:28,690 --> 00:26:30,094 CHECK IT, BLEED. 549 00:26:30,163 --> 00:26:31,492 BRO WAS ON. 550 00:26:31,561 --> 00:26:32,629 DIDN'T TRIP. 551 00:26:32,698 --> 00:26:34,833 BUT THE FOLKS WAS FREAKIN', MAN. 552 00:26:34,902 --> 00:26:37,096 HEY, AND THE PILOTS WAS LAID TO THE BONE, HOMES, 553 00:26:37,164 --> 00:26:39,430 SO BLOOD HAMMERED OUT AND JAMMED SHIP. 554 00:26:39,499 --> 00:26:42,635 TIGHTENED THAT BAD SUCKER INSIDE THE RUNWAY 555 00:26:42,703 --> 00:26:44,239 LIKE A MOTHER. 556 00:26:44,308 --> 00:26:45,711 SHIT. 557 00:26:45,780 --> 00:26:47,941 Woman: I KNOW I WOULDN'T BE ALIVE TODAY 558 00:26:48,010 --> 00:26:50,448 IF IT WASN'T FOR MR. STRIKER. 559 00:26:50,517 --> 00:26:52,914 I FIND IT DIFFICULT EVEN NOW 560 00:26:52,983 --> 00:26:57,784 TO THINK ABOUT THAT NIGHT OVER CHICAGO. 561 00:26:57,853 --> 00:26:59,522 PLEASE TRY, MRS. HAMMEN. 562 00:26:59,590 --> 00:27:01,520 IT'S VERY IMPORTANT. 563 00:27:01,589 --> 00:27:03,921 WELL... 564 00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:06,259 W-WE LOST THE CREW... 565 00:27:07,331 --> 00:27:08,798 AND... 566 00:27:08,867 --> 00:27:12,269 THE FOOD POISONING MADE US ALL VERY ILL. 567 00:27:12,338 --> 00:27:14,270 I LOST CONTROL. 568 00:27:14,339 --> 00:27:16,272 WE ALL DID. 569 00:27:16,341 --> 00:27:17,802 AND THEN... 570 00:27:17,871 --> 00:27:19,408 THE BAD WEATHER... 571 00:27:19,476 --> 00:27:20,410 [THUNDER] 572 00:27:20,478 --> 00:27:21,810 AND THE LIGHTNING... 573 00:27:21,878 --> 00:27:25,077 I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE! 574 00:27:25,146 --> 00:27:26,915 CALM DOWN! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! 575 00:27:26,984 --> 00:27:28,685 STEWARDESS, PLEASE, LET ME HANDLE THIS. 576 00:27:28,753 --> 00:27:31,919 I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE! 577 00:27:31,988 --> 00:27:33,424 CALM DOWN. NOW GET BACK TO YOUR SEAT. 578 00:27:33,493 --> 00:27:34,825 I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS. 579 00:27:34,894 --> 00:27:37,827 CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! 580 00:27:37,895 --> 00:27:39,829 DOCTOR, YOU'RE WANTED ON THE PHONE. 581 00:27:39,898 --> 00:27:42,432 EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT. 582 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:43,700 NOW JUST CALM DOWN. 583 00:27:43,768 --> 00:27:45,831 I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE! 584 00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:48,303 THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT! 585 00:27:48,371 --> 00:27:49,572 OH! 586 00:27:49,641 --> 00:27:51,909 LET THE COURT HANDLE THIS. 587 00:27:55,308 --> 00:27:58,315 WILL YOU PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF? 588 00:27:58,384 --> 00:27:59,914 BAILIFF, VALIUM. 589 00:27:59,983 --> 00:28:02,520 I FLEW WITH STRIKER DURING THE WAR. 590 00:28:02,589 --> 00:28:03,619 I'LL NEVER FORGET THE NIGHT 591 00:28:03,688 --> 00:28:05,523 WE BOMBED MACHO GRANDE. 592 00:28:05,592 --> 00:28:07,359 STRIKER WAS A SQUADRON LEADER. 593 00:28:07,428 --> 00:28:09,054 HE BROUGHT US IN REAL LOW, 594 00:28:09,123 --> 00:28:10,693 BUT HE COULDN'T HANDLE IT. 595 00:28:10,762 --> 00:28:11,991 BUDDY COULDN'T HANDLE IT. 596 00:28:12,060 --> 00:28:13,893 WAS BUDDY ONE OF YOUR CREW? 597 00:28:13,962 --> 00:28:15,332 BUDDY WAS THE BOMBARDIER, 598 00:28:15,401 --> 00:28:16,160 BUT IT WAS STRIKER 599 00:28:16,229 --> 00:28:17,600 WHO COULDN'T HANDLE IT. 600 00:28:17,668 --> 00:28:18,699 AND HE WENT TO PIECES. 601 00:28:18,768 --> 00:28:20,397 ANDY WENT TO PIECES? 602 00:28:20,466 --> 00:28:22,703 ANDY WAS THE NAVIGATOR. HE WAS ALL RIGHT. 603 00:28:22,772 --> 00:28:24,268 BUDDY WENT TO PIECES. 604 00:28:24,337 --> 00:28:26,212 IT WAS AWFUL, HOW HE CAME UNGLUED. 605 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:27,974 HOWIE CAME UNGLUED? 606 00:28:28,043 --> 00:28:29,445 HOWIE WAS THE BEST TAIL GUNNER 607 00:28:29,513 --> 00:28:31,217 IN THE OUTFIT. 608 00:28:31,285 --> 00:28:32,481 BUDDY CAME UNGLUED. 609 00:28:32,550 --> 00:28:33,718 AND HE BAILED OUT. 610 00:28:33,786 --> 00:28:36,081 NO! ANDY HUNG TOUGH. BUDDY BAILED OUT. 611 00:28:36,150 --> 00:28:39,390 HOW WE SURVIVED WAS A MIRACLE. 612 00:28:39,458 --> 00:28:41,490 THEN HOWIE SURVIVED. 613 00:28:41,559 --> 00:28:42,857 NO. AFRAID NOT. 614 00:28:42,926 --> 00:28:44,522 WE LOST HOWIE THE NEXT DAY. 615 00:28:45,992 --> 00:28:47,728 OVER MACHO GRANDE? 616 00:28:47,797 --> 00:28:48,897 NO. I DON'T THINK 617 00:28:48,966 --> 00:28:51,196 I'LL EVER GET OVER MACHO GRANDE. 618 00:28:51,264 --> 00:28:55,038 THOSE WOUNDS RUN... PRETTY DEEP. 619 00:28:56,577 --> 00:28:58,775 TED AND I WERE VERY CLOSE ONCE. 620 00:28:58,843 --> 00:29:00,778 WE HAD THE KIND OF RELATIONSHIP 621 00:29:00,847 --> 00:29:02,775 WHERE WE LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AND LAUGHED 622 00:29:02,843 --> 00:29:04,410 ALL THE TIME. 623 00:29:04,479 --> 00:29:07,186 DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LAUGH LIKE THAT? 624 00:29:07,255 --> 00:29:09,181 YES. YES, I DO. 625 00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:11,019 THEN THINGS STARTED TO COME APART. 626 00:29:11,087 --> 00:29:13,054 HE--HE WAS OBSESSED WITH THAT SHUTTLE. 627 00:29:13,123 --> 00:29:15,756 HE STARTED TO TALK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME, 628 00:29:15,825 --> 00:29:17,589 EVEN AT NIGHT IN BED, 629 00:29:17,657 --> 00:29:21,794 AND I GUESS THAT'S WHEN THE REAL PROBLEMS STARTED. 630 00:29:21,863 --> 00:29:24,168 PLEASE ELABORATE. 631 00:29:24,237 --> 00:29:26,537 WELL... 632 00:29:26,606 --> 00:29:29,541 AT FIRST... SEX BETWEEN US 633 00:29:29,610 --> 00:29:32,411 WAS A WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE-- 634 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:36,512 THE WAY HE TOUCHED ME... 635 00:29:36,581 --> 00:29:38,176 HE WAS SO GENTLE. 636 00:29:38,245 --> 00:29:40,380 HE'D UNBUTTON MY BLOUSE... 637 00:29:41,849 --> 00:29:43,716 AND THEN... 638 00:29:43,785 --> 00:29:44,716 AND THEN... 639 00:29:44,785 --> 00:29:46,584 WHOA! 640 00:29:47,757 --> 00:29:49,090 WE DRIFTED APART. 641 00:29:49,159 --> 00:29:51,897 I'M--I'M SORRY. I CAN'T GO ON. 642 00:29:52,798 --> 00:29:54,933 AT THE REQUEST OF THIS COURT, 643 00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:58,395 MR. STRIKER HAS UNDERGONE A PSYCHIATRIC EXAMINATION. 644 00:29:58,464 --> 00:30:02,104 THE COURT CALLS DR. FRANKLIN STONE. 645 00:30:02,173 --> 00:30:04,707 CAN YOU GIVE YOUR IMPRESSION OF MR. STRIKER? 646 00:30:04,776 --> 00:30:05,973 I DON'T DO IMPRESSIONS. 647 00:30:06,042 --> 00:30:07,575 MY TRAINING IS IN PSYCHIATRY. 648 00:30:07,644 --> 00:30:08,711 OF COURSE. 649 00:30:08,780 --> 00:30:10,108 IN YOUR OPINION, DOCTOR, 650 00:30:10,177 --> 00:30:11,715 WAS TED STRIKER COMPETENT 651 00:30:11,784 --> 00:30:12,847 TO FLY AND LAND THAT SHUTTLE? 652 00:30:12,915 --> 00:30:13,916 THE DEFENDANT SUFFERS 653 00:30:13,984 --> 00:30:15,982 FROM CHRONIC PSYCHOLOGICAL STRESS 654 00:30:16,051 --> 00:30:17,455 AND IN A PRESSURE SITUATION 655 00:30:17,523 --> 00:30:19,323 CAN SNAP LIKE THAT. 656 00:30:19,392 --> 00:30:20,325 LIKE THAT? 657 00:30:20,394 --> 00:30:21,458 THAT'S IT. 658 00:30:21,527 --> 00:30:22,453 IT IS MY OPINION 659 00:30:22,522 --> 00:30:24,860 HE'S A DANGER TO HIMSELF AND OTHERS 660 00:30:24,929 --> 00:30:26,528 AND IS IN NEED OF TREATMENT. 661 00:30:26,597 --> 00:30:28,395 MR. STRIKER. 662 00:30:30,603 --> 00:30:32,265 THIS COURT RECOMMENDS 663 00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:34,537 THAT YOU BE CONFINED TO AN INSTITUTION 664 00:30:34,605 --> 00:30:35,708 FOR TREATMENT 665 00:30:35,776 --> 00:30:38,102 UNTIL SUCH TIME AS YOU ARE DEEMED FIT 666 00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:39,811 TO RE-ENTER SOCIETY. 667 00:30:39,879 --> 00:30:42,373 BUT I WAS FRAMED! I'M NOT GUILTY! 668 00:30:42,441 --> 00:30:44,748 THAT SHIP DID HAVE FAULTY WIRING! 669 00:30:44,817 --> 00:30:46,985 WOULD YOU HOLD FOR A PICTURE? 670 00:30:48,284 --> 00:30:50,816 I'M NOT GUILTY! I'M NOT GUILTY! 671 00:30:50,885 --> 00:30:53,024 TED! TED! 672 00:30:54,191 --> 00:30:56,756 HOW ABOUT A PHOTO FOR THE DAILY NEWS? 673 00:30:56,825 --> 00:30:57,890 OF COURSE. 674 00:30:57,959 --> 00:30:59,692 THANKS, COUNSELOR. 675 00:30:59,761 --> 00:31:01,164 PICTURE. 676 00:31:02,298 --> 00:31:04,228 IT'S FOR TED'S OWN GOOD, ELAINE. 677 00:31:04,297 --> 00:31:05,835 Ted: I THOUGHT I WAS RIGHT 678 00:31:05,904 --> 00:31:07,366 AND EVERYONE ELSE WAS WRONG. 679 00:31:07,435 --> 00:31:09,500 NOW I'M NOT SURE OF ANYTHING ANYMORE. 680 00:31:09,569 --> 00:31:11,502 WELL, THERE'S A LOT MORE TO THE STORY, 681 00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:14,108 BUT YOU PROBABLY HEARD ENOUGH ALREADY. 682 00:31:14,177 --> 00:31:16,410 I DON'T WANT TO GO ON FOREVER-- 683 00:31:36,668 --> 00:31:39,268 [BEEP BEEP BEEP] 684 00:31:41,067 --> 00:31:42,135 UH, CAPTAIN, 685 00:31:42,204 --> 00:31:43,135 I'M PICKING UP AN OVERHEAT 686 00:31:43,203 --> 00:31:44,907 IN THE COMPUTER CORE. 687 00:31:44,976 --> 00:31:46,776 HOW SERIOUS IS IT, MR. DUNN? 688 00:31:46,844 --> 00:31:48,175 I CAN'T TELL, SIR. 689 00:31:48,244 --> 00:31:51,109 YOU CAN TELL ME. I'M THE CAPTAIN. 690 00:31:51,178 --> 00:31:52,412 I CAN'T LOCALIZE IT, 691 00:31:52,481 --> 00:31:54,785 BUT IT'S DEFINITELY IN THE COMPUTER CORE. 692 00:31:54,854 --> 00:31:56,585 ELAINE, RUN A COMPUTER CHECK. 693 00:31:56,654 --> 00:31:58,188 YES, SIR. 694 00:32:01,257 --> 00:32:02,519 Computer: VOICE INTERFACE. 695 00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:04,189 THERE'S AN OVERHEAT IN THE CORE. 696 00:32:04,257 --> 00:32:05,963 PLEASE ANALYZE PROBLEM. 697 00:32:06,031 --> 00:32:08,967 THERE IS NO APPARENT OVERHEAT. 698 00:32:09,036 --> 00:32:11,964 YES, THERE IS, R.O.K. WE READ A CORE OVERHEAT. 699 00:32:12,033 --> 00:32:13,868 REPEAT ANALYSIS. 700 00:32:13,937 --> 00:32:16,501 ANALYSIS CONFIRMED. 701 00:32:16,569 --> 00:32:18,472 ALL SYSTEMS COMPUTE POSITIVE. 702 00:32:18,541 --> 00:32:21,611 WELL, NOT FROM WHERE I'M SITTING, THEY DON'T. 703 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,015 LOOK, ELAINE, 704 00:32:23,083 --> 00:32:25,751 CUT THE "NOT WHERE I'M SITTING" SHIT. 705 00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:27,679 IT MUST BE A HUMAN ERROR. 706 00:32:27,748 --> 00:32:30,981 CAPTAIN, I THINK WE HAVE A COMPUTER FOUL-UP. 707 00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:32,154 I SEE. 708 00:32:32,222 --> 00:32:34,091 WELL, WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND, CAPTAIN? 709 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,988 YOU'D BETTER RUN IT THROUGH THE COMPUTER. 710 00:32:36,057 --> 00:32:36,987 I ALREADY HAVE! 711 00:32:37,056 --> 00:32:38,056 GOOD. 712 00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:40,062 JUST TO BE SAFE, 713 00:32:40,131 --> 00:32:41,866 SHOULD I CHECK THE REAR DATA BANKS? 714 00:32:41,935 --> 00:32:44,028 NO. YOU CHECK THE REAR DATA BANKS. 715 00:32:44,097 --> 00:32:45,697 YES, SIR. 716 00:32:51,412 --> 00:32:53,371 [TICKING] 717 00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,011 SIR, YOU SHOULD PUT THAT CASE 718 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,012 IN THE COMPARTMENT ABOVE YOUR HEAD. 719 00:32:57,081 --> 00:32:58,884 UH, I'LL KEEP IT WITH ME. 720 00:32:58,953 --> 00:33:01,449 I'LL HELP IF YOU CAN'T GET IT UP. 721 00:33:02,515 --> 00:33:05,255 I SAID I'LL KEEP IT WITH ME. 722 00:33:16,130 --> 00:33:17,329 TED. ELAINE. 723 00:33:17,398 --> 00:33:19,538 WE CAN'T GO ON LIKE THIS. 724 00:33:19,606 --> 00:33:21,166 WE HAVE TO GO BACK. 725 00:33:21,235 --> 00:33:22,499 I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY. 726 00:33:22,568 --> 00:33:24,041 WE HAD SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL, 727 00:33:24,110 --> 00:33:25,943 BUT IT'S OVER. WE CAN'T GO BACK. 728 00:33:26,012 --> 00:33:27,439 I MEAN THIS FLIGHT HAS TO GO BACK. 729 00:33:27,508 --> 00:33:29,540 THAT WIRING COULD BLOW ANY SECOND. 730 00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:32,178 THE PROBLEM'S IN YOUR MIND, 731 00:33:32,247 --> 00:33:33,819 WHERE IT'S ALWAYS BEEN. 732 00:33:33,888 --> 00:33:35,348 THEN YOU DO THINK I'M INSANE. 733 00:33:35,417 --> 00:33:37,348 I'D NEVER USE THE WORD INSANE. 734 00:33:37,417 --> 00:33:38,920 WHAT WORD WOULD YOU USE? 735 00:33:38,989 --> 00:33:41,690 THE WORD IS SICK, TED. 736 00:33:41,759 --> 00:33:42,787 GOOD-BYE. 737 00:33:43,994 --> 00:33:46,360 [MEN SPEAKING CHINESE] 738 00:33:46,429 --> 00:33:48,593 UH, SIR, THAT OVERHEAT IS GETTING WORSE. 739 00:33:48,661 --> 00:33:50,535 I'D BETTER GET BACK INTO THE CORE 740 00:33:50,604 --> 00:33:52,332 AND CHECK IT OUT. 741 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,634 I'D RATHER YOU CHECK IT OUT. 742 00:33:54,703 --> 00:33:57,601 SIR, WE'RE CARRYING EMERGENCY FUEL BACK THERE. 743 00:33:57,670 --> 00:33:58,877 YOU'D BETTER GET BACK THERE, TOO. 744 00:33:58,945 --> 00:34:00,610 I'LL STAY AND FLY THE SHIP. 745 00:34:00,679 --> 00:34:01,611 BE CAREFUL. 746 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,214 YES, SIR. 747 00:34:05,212 --> 00:34:07,116 CAPTAIN, DO YOU MIND 748 00:34:07,185 --> 00:34:08,885 IF JIMMY HERE TAKES A LOOK AROUND? 749 00:34:08,954 --> 00:34:10,885 OH, OF COURSE NOT, MARY. 750 00:34:10,954 --> 00:34:12,754 COME ON IN, JIMMY. 751 00:34:12,823 --> 00:34:14,125 HI THERE. 752 00:34:14,194 --> 00:34:17,160 BOY, THERE'S A LOT OF NEAT STUFF IN HERE. 753 00:34:17,229 --> 00:34:19,962 THIS IS THE NERVE CENTER OF THE WHOLE SHIP. 754 00:34:20,031 --> 00:34:21,963 THAT SURE IS A CUTE PUPPY. 755 00:34:22,032 --> 00:34:22,961 WHAT'S HIS NAME? 756 00:34:23,030 --> 00:34:24,636 SCRAPS. 757 00:34:24,704 --> 00:34:26,030 CAN I HOLD HIM ONCE? 758 00:34:26,099 --> 00:34:27,165 YEAH. 759 00:34:27,234 --> 00:34:28,566 COME ON, SCRAPS. 760 00:34:28,634 --> 00:34:31,169 I USED TO HAVE A PUPPY LIKE THIS 761 00:34:31,238 --> 00:34:32,569 WHEN I WAS A KID. 762 00:34:32,638 --> 00:34:34,511 YOU LIKE TO PLAY BALL WITH HIM? 763 00:34:34,580 --> 00:34:35,540 YEAH. 764 00:34:35,609 --> 00:34:38,515 YOU LIKE TO HAVE HIM FETCH A STICK? 765 00:34:38,584 --> 00:34:39,309 YEAH. 766 00:34:39,378 --> 00:34:40,783 OF COURSE YOU DO. 767 00:34:40,852 --> 00:34:42,150 WELL, MY GOODNESS, 768 00:34:42,219 --> 00:34:44,051 SCRAPS IS A BOY, ISN'T HE? 769 00:34:44,119 --> 00:34:46,053 [GRR] YEAH. 770 00:34:46,122 --> 00:34:47,321 JIMMY, DO YOU LIKE IT 771 00:34:47,389 --> 00:34:49,254 WHEN SCRAPS HOLDS ONTO YOUR LEG 772 00:34:49,323 --> 00:34:51,262 AND RUBS UP AND DOWN? 773 00:34:54,396 --> 00:34:56,800 GOD HELP US. LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 774 00:34:56,869 --> 00:34:58,167 CHECK THOSE FUEL DRUMS. 775 00:34:58,236 --> 00:34:59,503 I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE COMPUTER. 776 00:34:59,572 --> 00:35:00,898 RIGHT. 777 00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:24,488 JIMMY, DID YOU EVER WONDER 778 00:35:24,557 --> 00:35:26,163 WHY DOGS SNIFF EACH OTHER? 779 00:35:26,232 --> 00:35:27,558 Simon: WELL, CAPTAIN, EVERYTHING A-OK.? 780 00:35:27,627 --> 00:35:29,535 YES, EVERYTHING'S FINE. 781 00:35:29,603 --> 00:35:30,563 RIGHT, JIMMY? 782 00:35:30,632 --> 00:35:32,537 YEAH. EVERYTHING'S REAL NEAT UP HERE. 783 00:35:32,606 --> 00:35:33,331 [BEEP BEEP] 784 00:35:33,399 --> 00:35:34,771 THAT'S STRANGE. 785 00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,172 [BEEP BEEP BEEP] 786 00:35:37,241 --> 00:35:38,777 WHAT'S STRANGE, CAPTAIN? 787 00:35:38,846 --> 00:35:39,837 IT'S AN ASTEROID FIELD. 788 00:35:39,906 --> 00:35:42,043 THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS SECTOR, UNLESS-- 789 00:35:42,112 --> 00:35:43,276 UNLESS WHAT, CAPTAIN? 790 00:35:43,345 --> 00:35:45,217 UNLESS WE'RE OFF COURSE. 791 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:51,649 CAPTAIN OVEUR, DUNN HERE. 792 00:35:51,718 --> 00:35:53,158 Oveur: COME IN, DUNN. OVER. 793 00:35:53,227 --> 00:35:55,258 THERE'S BEEN A PRETTY BAD FIRE HERE, SIR. 794 00:35:55,326 --> 00:35:56,992 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DISCONNECT 795 00:35:57,060 --> 00:35:58,395 THE DAMAGED SYSTEMS. 796 00:35:58,464 --> 00:36:01,396 MR. UNGER IS ATTEMPTING A MANUAL SHUTDOWN RIGHT NOW. 797 00:36:01,465 --> 00:36:03,763 R.O.K.: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DAVE? 798 00:36:03,832 --> 00:36:05,968 Dunn: WELL, SIR, THE COMPUTER HAS SUFFERED 799 00:36:06,037 --> 00:36:07,234 SOME PRETTY BAD DAMAGE. 800 00:36:07,303 --> 00:36:10,134 THIS IS HIGHLY IRREGULAR. 801 00:36:10,203 --> 00:36:11,773 RIGHT. 802 00:36:11,842 --> 00:36:13,275 RIGHT. 803 00:36:13,343 --> 00:36:14,739 I JUST HOPE WE CAN STILL CONTROL 804 00:36:14,808 --> 00:36:16,979 R.O.K.'S HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTION, SIR. 805 00:36:17,048 --> 00:36:18,180 DO WHAT'S NECESSARY. 806 00:36:18,249 --> 00:36:20,146 I'LL GO TO MANUAL CONTROL. 807 00:36:20,215 --> 00:36:21,616 YES, SIR, WE WILL. 808 00:36:22,853 --> 00:36:23,818 JESUS! 809 00:36:23,887 --> 00:36:24,948 HANG ON! 810 00:36:25,017 --> 00:36:26,892 I'LL TRY TO OVERRIDE R.O.K.'S CIRCUIT 811 00:36:26,961 --> 00:36:28,593 AND SHUT THE DOOR FROM HERE! 812 00:36:28,662 --> 00:36:31,463 HOLY SHIT! 813 00:36:31,531 --> 00:36:33,694 AAH! 814 00:36:34,561 --> 00:36:37,434 [THE BLUE DANUBE PLAYS] 815 00:37:02,928 --> 00:37:03,991 DID YOU SEE THAT? 816 00:37:04,060 --> 00:37:05,196 EXCUSE ME? 817 00:37:05,265 --> 00:37:06,991 THERE'S TWO CREWMEN OUT THERE. LOOK. 818 00:37:14,407 --> 00:37:16,070 I'M AFRAID THERE'S NOTHING OUT THERE 819 00:37:16,139 --> 00:37:18,035 BUT EMPTY SPACE. 820 00:37:19,339 --> 00:37:20,971 I SWEAR I... 821 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,710 Dr. Stone: THE DEFENDANT SUFFERS 822 00:37:22,778 --> 00:37:24,715 FROM CHRONIC PSYCHOLOGICAL STRESS 823 00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:27,849 AND IN A PRESSURE SITUATION CAN SNAP JUST LIKE THAT. 824 00:37:27,917 --> 00:37:31,452 [ECHO] LIKE THAT, LIKE THAT, Like that... 825 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,718 MAYBE THEY WERE RIGHT ABOUT ME. 826 00:37:33,786 --> 00:37:36,827 MY GOD. MAYBE I AM CRACKING UP. 827 00:37:36,895 --> 00:37:38,825 [RUMBLING] 828 00:37:46,139 --> 00:37:47,601 WHAT'S HAPPENING, CAPTAIN? 829 00:37:47,670 --> 00:37:49,733 WE'RE OFF COURSE AND COMPUTER-LOCKED. 830 00:37:49,802 --> 00:37:51,341 THAT FIRE IN R.O.K.'S CORE 831 00:37:51,409 --> 00:37:53,576 PLAYED HAVOC WITH THE BRAIN FUNCTIONS. 832 00:37:53,645 --> 00:37:56,408 MR. DUNN AND MR. UNGER WERE SUCKED OUT AN AIR LOCK 833 00:37:56,477 --> 00:37:57,947 IN THE COMPUTER ROOM. 834 00:37:58,015 --> 00:37:59,242 BOTH TOGETHER? 835 00:37:59,311 --> 00:38:01,545 [BOTH] MR. DUNN AND MR. UNGER WERE SUCKED OUT AN AIR LOCK 836 00:38:01,614 --> 00:38:03,319 IN THE COMPUTER ROOM. 837 00:38:03,388 --> 00:38:05,188 DON'T PANIC. CALM DOWN, LADIES. 838 00:38:05,257 --> 00:38:07,653 ARE THERE ANY OTHER PROBLEMS? 839 00:38:07,722 --> 00:38:09,326 CAPTAIN, WE'VE RUN OUT OF COFFEE. 840 00:38:09,395 --> 00:38:11,225 DAMN! I'VE TOLD THEM A HUNDRED TIMES-- 841 00:38:11,293 --> 00:38:12,722 STORE EXTRA COFFEE! 842 00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:14,462 CAPTAIN, WHAT SHOULD WE DO 843 00:38:14,531 --> 00:38:16,233 IF THE PASSENGERS START TO PANIC? 844 00:38:16,302 --> 00:38:18,628 THIS IS THE WAY WE'LL PLAY IT-- 845 00:38:18,697 --> 00:38:20,370 MARY, I WANT YOU HERE 846 00:38:20,439 --> 00:38:21,832 IN CASE THERE'S A FULL-CABIN PRESS. 847 00:38:21,901 --> 00:38:24,339 TESTA, COVER MARY'S WEAK SIDE 848 00:38:24,408 --> 00:38:25,843 IN CASE SHE GETS DOUBLE-TEAMED. 849 00:38:25,912 --> 00:38:27,612 RIGHT! RIGHT! 850 00:38:27,681 --> 00:38:29,908 CAPTAIN, I DON'T THINK WE HAVE ANY ALTERNATIVES. 851 00:38:29,977 --> 00:38:33,116 I SEE. WHAT DO YOU THINK OUR ALTERNATIVES ARE? 852 00:38:33,185 --> 00:38:34,350 WE'LL HAVE TO DISCONNECT 853 00:38:34,419 --> 00:38:35,583 R.O.K.'S HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTION 854 00:38:35,652 --> 00:38:37,514 WITHOUT DISTURBING HIS REGULATORY SYSTEM. 855 00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:38,517 THAT COMPUTER HAS 856 00:38:38,586 --> 00:38:39,686 A SELF-DEFENSE MECHANISM. 857 00:38:39,754 --> 00:38:40,851 DUNN AND UNGER TRIED TO DISCONNECT IT. 858 00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:42,289 YOU HEARD WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM. 859 00:38:42,357 --> 00:38:45,224 I KNOW. SUCKED OUT. 860 00:38:45,293 --> 00:38:46,659 [THUNDER] 861 00:38:46,727 --> 00:38:48,264 STILL, IT'S OUR ONLY CHANCE. 862 00:38:48,333 --> 00:38:50,531 WE COULD TRY IT FROM UP HERE. 863 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:51,598 ROGER. YOU'D BETTER GET BACK 864 00:38:51,666 --> 00:38:53,532 AND MONITOR THE REGULATORY UNIT. 865 00:38:53,601 --> 00:38:55,006 RIGHT. GOOD LUCK, CAPTAIN. 866 00:38:55,074 --> 00:38:56,771 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 867 00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,104 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 868 00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:04,916 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE CALM DOWN. 869 00:39:04,985 --> 00:39:07,046 PLEASE LISTEN TO ME. 870 00:39:07,114 --> 00:39:10,455 I WANT TO TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE SHIP. 871 00:39:13,024 --> 00:39:14,557 THANK YOU. 872 00:39:14,626 --> 00:39:17,721 WE'VE BEEN THROWN OFF COURSE JUST A TAD. 873 00:39:17,790 --> 00:39:19,328 Woman: WHAT'S A TAD? 874 00:39:19,397 --> 00:39:22,163 MISS, WHAT EXACTLY IS A TAD? 875 00:39:22,232 --> 00:39:23,367 IN SPACE TERMS, 876 00:39:23,435 --> 00:39:25,664 THAT'S ABOUT HALF A MILLION MILES. 877 00:39:25,733 --> 00:39:27,397 OH, THAT'S INTERESTING. 878 00:39:27,466 --> 00:39:28,602 YEAH. 879 00:39:28,670 --> 00:39:30,208 THE BUMPS YOU FEEL ARE ASTEROIDS 880 00:39:30,277 --> 00:39:33,408 SMASHING INTO THE HULL OF THE SHIP. 881 00:39:33,477 --> 00:39:35,474 ALSO WE'RE FLYING WITHOUT 882 00:39:35,543 --> 00:39:36,610 A NAVIGATIONAL SYSTEM 883 00:39:36,679 --> 00:39:38,412 AND CAN'T SEEM TO CHANGE COURSE. 884 00:39:38,481 --> 00:39:40,315 MISS, ARE YOU TELLING US 885 00:39:40,383 --> 00:39:41,984 ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING? 886 00:39:42,053 --> 00:39:43,517 NOT EXACTLY. 887 00:39:43,586 --> 00:39:45,482 WE'RE ALSO OUT OF COFFEE. 888 00:39:45,551 --> 00:39:47,825 AAH! AAH! 889 00:39:47,894 --> 00:39:49,054 AAH! AAH! 890 00:40:00,005 --> 00:40:01,099 LISTEN TO ME! 891 00:40:01,168 --> 00:40:04,608 YOUR CREW IS IN COMPLETE CONTROL OF THE SITUATION. 892 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:07,676 TRUST ME. 893 00:40:07,745 --> 00:40:09,514 THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT! 894 00:40:12,815 --> 00:40:14,978 YOU'RE RIGHT. THEY'RE OFF COURSE 895 00:40:15,047 --> 00:40:17,253 AND HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THE SUN. 896 00:40:17,321 --> 00:40:18,555 I'VE SEEN ENOUGH, BOB. 897 00:40:18,624 --> 00:40:19,983 TV: ..TWO MINUTES FOR HIGH STICKING! 898 00:40:20,052 --> 00:40:21,890 GET ME STEVE McCROSKEY, AND FAST. 899 00:40:21,959 --> 00:40:24,493 McCROSKEY HASN'T HANDLED A TOWER SINCE THE STRIKE. 900 00:40:24,562 --> 00:40:26,495 SINCE REAGAN FIRED THE CONTROLLERS, 901 00:40:26,563 --> 00:40:28,232 HE'S BEEN COMPLETELY SENILE. 902 00:40:28,301 --> 00:40:29,795 YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT McCROSKEY? 903 00:40:29,863 --> 00:40:31,630 PRETTY MUCH THE SAME AS REAGAN. 904 00:40:31,699 --> 00:40:33,670 I DON'T CARE. GET HIM. 905 00:40:40,679 --> 00:40:43,546 WELL, FATHER, I'VE LED SUCH A SINFUL LIFE. 906 00:40:43,615 --> 00:40:45,482 YOU SEE, I'M MARRIED WITH TWO KIDS, 907 00:40:45,551 --> 00:40:47,448 AND THERE WERE THESE GIRLS AT THE COMPANY. 908 00:40:47,516 --> 00:40:48,614 I GOT THEM BOTH PREGNANT, 909 00:40:48,683 --> 00:40:50,154 SO I STOLE FROM THE COMPANY 910 00:40:50,222 --> 00:40:52,051 TO PAY FOR THE ABORTIONS-- 911 00:40:53,156 --> 00:40:54,090 AH-CHOO! 912 00:40:54,158 --> 00:40:55,359 GOD BLESS YOU. 913 00:40:55,427 --> 00:40:56,954 OH, THANK YOU, FATHER, THANK YOU. 914 00:40:57,023 --> 00:40:59,130 I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU, DARLING, 915 00:40:59,198 --> 00:41:00,463 BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU 916 00:41:00,532 --> 00:41:02,661 I WAS UNFAITHFUL TO YOU, JUST ONCE. 917 00:41:02,730 --> 00:41:04,929 OH, I UNDERSTAND, DARLING. 918 00:41:04,998 --> 00:41:07,201 REMEMBER JILL, MY FIRST SECRETARY? 919 00:41:07,270 --> 00:41:08,270 FORGIVE ME. 920 00:41:08,339 --> 00:41:09,306 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 921 00:41:09,375 --> 00:41:12,142 I KNEW ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME. 922 00:41:12,211 --> 00:41:14,409 I WAS UNFAITHFUL, TOO. 923 00:41:14,477 --> 00:41:15,842 I UNDERSTAND, DARLING. 924 00:41:15,911 --> 00:41:19,617 REMEMBER SUSAN, YOUR LAST RECEPTIONIST? 925 00:41:22,185 --> 00:41:23,013 AHEM. 926 00:41:23,082 --> 00:41:25,587 I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND FORWARD. 927 00:41:25,656 --> 00:41:28,224 I MEAN, I KNOW I DON'T KNOW YOU, 928 00:41:28,293 --> 00:41:29,955 BUT...I DON'T THINK 929 00:41:30,023 --> 00:41:32,162 WE'RE GOING TO LIVE THROUGH THIS, 930 00:41:32,231 --> 00:41:34,557 AND...I'VE, UH... 931 00:41:34,626 --> 00:41:36,695 NEVER... 932 00:41:36,764 --> 00:41:39,263 BEEN WITH A MAN BEFORE. 933 00:41:40,606 --> 00:41:43,207 I--I KNOW THIS REALLY ISN'T THE PLACE. 934 00:41:43,276 --> 00:41:45,808 OH. NO, NO. I UNDERSTAND. 935 00:41:46,808 --> 00:41:48,142 Woman 1: WHO TURNED OFF THE-- 936 00:41:48,211 --> 00:41:49,145 [CRASH] 937 00:41:49,213 --> 00:41:50,175 Woman 2: HEY! 938 00:41:56,018 --> 00:41:58,315 R.O.K.: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, CAPTAIN? 939 00:42:00,755 --> 00:42:03,023 THIS IS HIGHLY IRREGULAR. 940 00:42:05,491 --> 00:42:09,062 [THEME FROM MISSION IMPOSSIBLE PLAYS] 941 00:42:19,411 --> 00:42:20,340 GET ME SOME COFFEE, MISS. 942 00:42:20,409 --> 00:42:22,007 YES, SIR. 943 00:42:22,076 --> 00:42:24,344 AND A QUART OF GERITOL AND A HAM ON RYE. 944 00:42:24,413 --> 00:42:25,349 NO CHEESE. 945 00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:26,748 YES, SIR. WELCOME HOME, SIR. 946 00:42:26,817 --> 00:42:28,349 HERE'S THE NAVIGATIONAL CHARTS, SIR. 947 00:42:28,418 --> 00:42:30,720 OH, GOOD, GOOD. 948 00:42:30,789 --> 00:42:32,989 GET ME RADIO CONTACT WITH THAT SHIP. PRONTO. 949 00:42:33,058 --> 00:42:34,220 PRONTO. 950 00:42:34,288 --> 00:42:36,192 HERE'S ALL THE AVAILABLE INFORMATION ON THE SUN. 951 00:42:36,261 --> 00:42:37,087 THAT THING IS HOT! 952 00:42:37,155 --> 00:42:39,195 AAH! GET BUD KRUGER IMMEDIATELY. 953 00:42:39,263 --> 00:42:40,195 AND SOME ICE. 954 00:42:40,264 --> 00:42:41,426 YES, SIR. 955 00:42:41,495 --> 00:42:42,634 JACOBS. 956 00:42:44,370 --> 00:42:45,601 I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING 957 00:42:45,669 --> 00:42:47,030 THAT'S HAPPENED UP TILL NOW. 958 00:42:47,099 --> 00:42:49,835 WELL, FIRST THE EARTH COOLED, 959 00:42:49,904 --> 00:42:51,705 AND THEN THE DINOSAURS CAME. 960 00:42:51,774 --> 00:42:53,176 BUT THEY GOT TOO BIG AND FAT, 961 00:42:53,245 --> 00:42:54,003 SO THEY ALL DIED, 962 00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:55,246 AND THEY TURNED INTO OIL. 963 00:42:55,315 --> 00:42:56,645 AND THEN THE ARABS CAME, 964 00:42:56,713 --> 00:42:58,042 AND THEY BOUGHT MERCEDES BENZES. 965 00:42:58,111 --> 00:42:59,416 AND PRINCE CHARLES STARTED WEARING 966 00:42:59,485 --> 00:43:01,352 ALL OF LADY DI'S CLOTHES. 967 00:43:01,421 --> 00:43:03,146 HE TOOK HER BEST SUMMER DRESS, 968 00:43:03,215 --> 00:43:04,686 AND HE PUT IT ON AND WENT TO TOWN. 969 00:43:04,754 --> 00:43:07,623 THINGS SURE HAVEN'T CHANGED. 970 00:43:07,691 --> 00:43:10,026 CAPTAIN, I THINK WE'VE GOT-- 971 00:43:10,095 --> 00:43:11,022 CAPTAIN? 972 00:43:11,090 --> 00:43:12,656 CAPTAIN OVEUR, WHAT'S WRONG? 973 00:43:12,725 --> 00:43:13,757 [COUGHING] 974 00:43:13,826 --> 00:43:14,760 WHAT'S WRONG? 975 00:43:14,829 --> 00:43:16,967 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? 976 00:43:17,036 --> 00:43:17,897 ONE... 977 00:43:17,966 --> 00:43:20,371 ONE--ONE--ONE-- ONE WHAT? ONE WORD! 978 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:21,770 FIRST WORD? FIRST SYLLABLE? 979 00:43:21,839 --> 00:43:23,238 CAPTAIN, I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS. 980 00:43:23,307 --> 00:43:24,706 10 WORDS! 981 00:43:24,775 --> 00:43:25,903 HOW TO SUCCEED IN BUSINESS 982 00:43:25,971 --> 00:43:27,276 WITHOUT REALLY TRYING. 983 00:43:27,345 --> 00:43:28,606 WHAT AM I SAYING? 984 00:43:28,675 --> 00:43:29,610 OH, THROAT. 985 00:43:29,679 --> 00:43:31,213 THROAT. SOUNDS LIKE CHOKE. 986 00:43:31,282 --> 00:43:32,776 CHOKE. YOU-- 987 00:43:32,845 --> 00:43:34,417 CHOKE. OH, MY GOD! 988 00:43:34,486 --> 00:43:36,418 YOU WERE GASSED BY R.O.K.? 989 00:43:36,487 --> 00:43:38,815 I GOT IT! I GOT IT! 990 00:43:38,884 --> 00:43:40,791 ELAINE, I THINK-- 991 00:43:40,859 --> 00:43:43,356 SIMON, THE CAPTAIN'S BEEN GASSED BY R.O.K. 992 00:43:43,425 --> 00:43:44,429 HMM... 993 00:43:44,497 --> 00:43:46,257 SIMON, WE'RE WAY OFF COURSE. 994 00:43:46,326 --> 00:43:49,661 YOU'RE RIGHT, ELAINE. WE ARE OFF COURSE. 995 00:43:49,730 --> 00:43:51,564 MY GOD! THE SUN! 996 00:43:51,633 --> 00:43:52,902 WHAT IS IT, SIMON? 997 00:43:52,970 --> 00:43:55,099 THE FIERY BALL AT THE CENTER OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM, 998 00:43:55,168 --> 00:43:56,606 BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT NOW. 999 00:43:56,674 --> 00:43:57,937 WE'RE HEADED RIGHT FOR IT. 1000 00:43:58,006 --> 00:43:59,705 WE'VE GOT TO GET OFF THIS SHIP. 1001 00:43:59,773 --> 00:44:01,312 DON'T BE A FOOL. 1002 00:44:01,381 --> 00:44:02,676 WE HAVE TO CHANGE COURSE. 1003 00:44:02,745 --> 00:44:04,077 WE'RE COMPUTER-LOCKED, 1004 00:44:04,146 --> 00:44:06,076 AND THE MANUAL NAVIGATIONAL SYSTEM IS DOWN. 1005 00:44:06,145 --> 00:44:08,080 THEN TED WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG. 1006 00:44:08,149 --> 00:44:10,684 WHAT WILL I DO? MY CAREER WILL BE RUINED. 1007 00:44:10,752 --> 00:44:12,390 WHAT ABOUT THE CAREERS 1008 00:44:12,459 --> 00:44:14,018 OF THE PEOPLE ON THIS SHIP? 1009 00:44:14,087 --> 00:44:15,326 THE LAWYERS, THE ARCHITECTS, 1010 00:44:15,394 --> 00:44:17,227 THE DENTAL HYGIENISTS? 1011 00:44:17,296 --> 00:44:18,055 FORGET ABOUT THEM. 1012 00:44:18,124 --> 00:44:20,023 WE HAVE TO THINK OF OURSELVES. 1013 00:44:20,092 --> 00:44:21,264 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MAN 1014 00:44:21,333 --> 00:44:22,696 I THOUGHT I LOVED? 1015 00:44:22,765 --> 00:44:24,435 I'M GOING TO GET TED. 1016 00:44:24,504 --> 00:44:26,804 DON'T COME APART ON ME NOW. 1017 00:44:31,875 --> 00:44:34,512 I--I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND FORWARD. 1018 00:44:34,581 --> 00:44:36,907 I MEAN, I KNOW I DON'T KNOW YOU, 1019 00:44:36,976 --> 00:44:38,143 BUT I DON'T THINK 1020 00:44:38,212 --> 00:44:40,750 THAT WE'RE GOING TO LIVE THROUGH THIS. 1021 00:44:40,819 --> 00:44:44,215 AND I'VE NEVER BEEN WITH A MAN BEFORE. 1022 00:44:44,284 --> 00:44:47,418 I KNOW THAT THIS ISN'T THE RIGHT PLACE. 1023 00:44:53,458 --> 00:44:55,992 UNTIL WE GET THROUGH, OUR HANDS ARE TIED. 1024 00:44:56,061 --> 00:44:57,601 WE GOT TO MAKE PLANS. 1025 00:44:57,670 --> 00:44:59,201 I'M BUSY RIGHT THROUGH FRIDAY. 1026 00:44:59,270 --> 00:45:00,031 STINSON. 1027 00:45:00,100 --> 00:45:01,934 BUT HOW ABOUT LUNCH SATURDAY? 1028 00:45:02,003 --> 00:45:02,935 HAVE YOU CONTACTED THE FAMILIES 1029 00:45:03,004 --> 00:45:04,436 OF THE PASSENGERS AND CREW? 1030 00:45:04,505 --> 00:45:06,206 THEY'RE OUTSIDE NOW, SIR. THEY'RE NOT TOO HAPPY. 1031 00:45:10,515 --> 00:45:12,077 TRY AND CALM THEM DOWN. 1032 00:45:12,146 --> 00:45:15,253 FOR GOD'S SAKE, BE DIPLOMATIC. 1033 00:45:15,321 --> 00:45:16,920 GIVE THEM THE LEAD! 1034 00:45:21,491 --> 00:45:23,421 AAH! AAH! 1035 00:45:29,335 --> 00:45:31,336 TED, LISTEN TO ME. 1036 00:45:31,404 --> 00:45:32,196 WE'VE LOST THE CREW, 1037 00:45:32,264 --> 00:45:34,234 AND SIMON'S TURNED TO JELLY. 1038 00:45:36,804 --> 00:45:39,808 TED, WE NEED YOU. 1039 00:45:39,876 --> 00:45:42,645 ELAINE, YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT ME. 1040 00:45:42,714 --> 00:45:44,813 I FOLDED UP OVER MACHO GRANDE, 1041 00:45:44,882 --> 00:45:47,817 AND I FOLDED UP ON THE TEST FLIGHT. 1042 00:45:47,886 --> 00:45:50,819 I CRACK UNDER PRESSURE JUST LIKE THEY SAID. 1043 00:45:50,888 --> 00:45:52,820 YOU OVERCAME YOUR DRINKING PROBLEM. 1044 00:45:52,889 --> 00:45:55,288 I KNOW YOU CAN OVERCOME THIS. 1045 00:45:57,128 --> 00:46:00,224 IT'S NO USE, ELAINE. I JUST CAN'T DO IT. 1046 00:46:00,293 --> 00:46:02,666 TED, YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT THE SHIP. 1047 00:46:02,735 --> 00:46:04,832 I--I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS, 1048 00:46:04,901 --> 00:46:06,503 BUT MAYBE IN THIS MIXED-UP, 1049 00:46:06,572 --> 00:46:08,134 TOPSY-TURVY WORLD OF OURS, 1050 00:46:08,202 --> 00:46:10,234 THEY SHOULD TAKE ALL THE "SANE" PEOPLE 1051 00:46:10,302 --> 00:46:11,905 OFF THE STREETS AND LOCK THEM UP 1052 00:46:11,974 --> 00:46:13,336 AND LET ALL THE PSYCHOPATHS 1053 00:46:13,405 --> 00:46:16,142 OUT OF THE ASYLUMS TO RUN THE WORLD. 1054 00:46:16,211 --> 00:46:18,713 ON SECOND THOUGHT, THAT'S A BAD IDEA. 1055 00:46:18,782 --> 00:46:20,648 WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY 1056 00:46:20,716 --> 00:46:21,683 IS THAT I WAS WRONG, 1057 00:46:21,752 --> 00:46:23,280 AND I HOPE YOU FORGIVE ME 1058 00:46:23,349 --> 00:46:25,587 BECAUSE WE NEED YOU IN THAT COCKPIT 1059 00:46:25,655 --> 00:46:26,985 NOW MORE THAN EVER. 1060 00:46:27,053 --> 00:46:28,220 EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. 1061 00:46:28,289 --> 00:46:30,628 THERE'S BANGED-UP PEOPLE BACK THERE. 1062 00:46:30,697 --> 00:46:32,255 I'LL NEED FRESH SHEETS, GAUZE, 1063 00:46:32,324 --> 00:46:34,332 Q-TIPS, AND ALL THE VASELINE 1064 00:46:34,401 --> 00:46:35,463 YOU HAVE ON BOARD. 1065 00:46:35,532 --> 00:46:36,563 TED, PLEASE! 1066 00:46:36,632 --> 00:46:38,995 RIGHT NOW. 1067 00:46:39,064 --> 00:46:40,132 ARE YOU THE NURSE? 1068 00:46:40,201 --> 00:46:42,265 YES. TAKE THIS. THE WASHROOM'S 1069 00:46:42,334 --> 00:46:45,676 JUST DOWN THERE ON THE RIGHT. 1070 00:46:45,745 --> 00:46:48,074 I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND FORWARD. 1071 00:46:48,143 --> 00:46:51,514 I MEAN, I KNOW I DON'T KNOW YOU, 1072 00:46:51,583 --> 00:46:52,948 BUT I DON'T THINK 1073 00:46:53,016 --> 00:46:54,917 WE'RE GOING TO LIVE THROUGH THIS. 1074 00:46:54,986 --> 00:46:57,920 AND I'VE NEVER BEEN WITH A MAN BEFORE. 1075 00:46:57,988 --> 00:47:00,719 I KNOW THIS ISN'T THE RIGHT PLACE. 1076 00:47:00,788 --> 00:47:02,593 SIMON, I-- 1077 00:47:02,662 --> 00:47:03,794 Man: THIS IS MISSION CONTROL. 1078 00:47:03,863 --> 00:47:05,157 DO YOU READ, MAYFLOWER? OVER. 1079 00:47:05,225 --> 00:47:06,858 HELLO. THIS IS THE MAYFLOWER. 1080 00:47:06,927 --> 00:47:08,462 COME IN, ANYONE. 1081 00:47:08,531 --> 00:47:09,392 OK, OK. 1082 00:47:09,461 --> 00:47:11,469 NOW WE'RE MAKING SOME HEADWAY. 1083 00:47:11,537 --> 00:47:12,864 WE READ YOU, MAYFLOWER. 1084 00:47:12,933 --> 00:47:13,968 IDENTIFY YOURSELF. 1085 00:47:14,036 --> 00:47:15,969 WELL, THIS IS ELAINE DICKENSON. 1086 00:47:16,038 --> 00:47:18,606 I'M 5'8", 123 POUNDS, 1087 00:47:18,674 --> 00:47:20,445 I HAVE, UH... 1088 00:47:20,513 --> 00:47:22,712 BROWN HAIR, BLUE EYES. 1089 00:47:22,781 --> 00:47:25,376 I ENJOY SURFING, BACKGAMMON, 1090 00:47:25,444 --> 00:47:27,948 AND MEN WHO AREN'T AFRAID TO CRY. 1091 00:47:28,017 --> 00:47:29,851 WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME 1092 00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:31,950 WHAT A WOMAN IS DOING UP THERE 1093 00:47:32,019 --> 00:47:33,120 IN CHARGE OF THAT SHIP? 1094 00:47:33,188 --> 00:47:35,553 MAYBE SHE'S GOT HER SHIP TOGETHER. 1095 00:47:42,228 --> 00:47:44,496 Man: BUT HE SMELLS SO BAD. 1096 00:47:48,104 --> 00:47:50,066 CAN I SIT HERE FOR A SECOND, MISTER? 1097 00:47:50,135 --> 00:47:51,976 OH, YEAH, SURE. 1098 00:47:53,778 --> 00:47:54,874 BE CAREFUL WITH THAT FOOD. 1099 00:47:54,942 --> 00:47:56,239 I'LL BE CAREFUL. 1100 00:47:56,308 --> 00:47:57,941 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 1101 00:47:58,010 --> 00:47:59,343 WHAT IS IT? 1102 00:47:59,412 --> 00:48:00,946 IT'S AN INTERROGATIVE STATEMENT 1103 00:48:01,015 --> 00:48:02,349 USED TO TEST KNOWLEDGE. 1104 00:48:02,417 --> 00:48:04,953 BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW, MISTER. 1105 00:48:05,021 --> 00:48:06,820 IS MY DOG SCRAPS GOING TO MAKE IT 1106 00:48:06,888 --> 00:48:08,954 THROUGH ALL THIS OK? 1107 00:48:09,023 --> 00:48:10,353 I'M SCARED, MISTER. 1108 00:48:10,422 --> 00:48:12,557 SOMEBODY HAS TO DO SOMETHING. 1109 00:48:15,801 --> 00:48:18,130 SCRAPS IS GOING TO BE FINE, SON. 1110 00:48:18,199 --> 00:48:20,334 YOU'LL BOTH BE JUST FINE. 1111 00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:29,413 STRIKER, YOU GOT TO LISTEN TO ME. 1112 00:48:29,481 --> 00:48:30,913 THEY FORCED ME 1113 00:48:30,981 --> 00:48:31,910 TO CUT CORNERS ON THOSE DESIGNS. 1114 00:48:31,979 --> 00:48:33,081 GET OUT OF MY WAY! 1115 00:48:33,149 --> 00:48:35,184 HELP ME, STRIKER. FOR CHRIST'S-- 1116 00:48:38,555 --> 00:48:39,316 ELAINE. 1117 00:48:39,385 --> 00:48:41,524 YOU'RE ALL ALONE UP HERE. 1118 00:48:41,593 --> 00:48:42,922 TED, YES, I AM. 1119 00:48:42,991 --> 00:48:43,956 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1120 00:48:44,025 --> 00:48:45,561 NO TIME TO EXPLAIN. 1121 00:48:45,629 --> 00:48:46,926 SIT HERE, TED. 1122 00:48:46,995 --> 00:48:48,325 I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOU. 1123 00:48:48,394 --> 00:48:49,932 WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES, ELAINE. 1124 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,194 I'LL NEVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE 1125 00:48:51,263 --> 00:48:52,330 ABOUT YOU AGAIN, TED. 1126 00:48:52,398 --> 00:48:54,332 LET'S JUST FORGET ABOUT IT. 1127 00:48:54,401 --> 00:48:55,606 WE'RE NOT LIVING IN THE PAST 1128 00:48:55,674 --> 00:48:58,542 OR THE PRESENT ANYMORE. 1129 00:48:58,610 --> 00:49:00,244 THIS IS THE FUTURE. 1130 00:49:00,312 --> 00:49:01,074 HUH? 1131 00:49:01,143 --> 00:49:03,407 DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING. 1132 00:49:03,476 --> 00:49:05,141 EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE OK. 1133 00:49:05,210 --> 00:49:07,243 I LOVE YOU, TED. 1134 00:49:07,312 --> 00:49:10,054 [ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS] 1135 00:49:18,358 --> 00:49:19,931 HERE IT IS. ELAINE DICKENSON. 1136 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,126 SHE'S THE SHIP'S COMPUTER OFFICER. 1137 00:49:21,195 --> 00:49:22,599 JACOBS, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT 1138 00:49:22,667 --> 00:49:23,827 ON ELAINE DICKENSON? 1139 00:49:23,895 --> 00:49:25,232 WELL, I'M 2 INCHES TALLER, A BETTER DANCER, 1140 00:49:25,300 --> 00:49:27,599 AND MUCH MORE FUN TO BE WITH. 1141 00:49:29,271 --> 00:49:32,802 TED, I HAVE THE STRANGEST FEELING 1142 00:49:32,871 --> 00:49:36,139 WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS EXACT SAME THING BEFORE. 1143 00:49:36,208 --> 00:49:38,080 EXCEPT, THIS TIME, 1144 00:49:38,149 --> 00:49:40,714 I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING, ELAINE. 1145 00:49:40,783 --> 00:49:41,745 BUT, TED! 1146 00:49:44,523 --> 00:49:45,753 YOU MEAN... 1147 00:49:45,822 --> 00:49:46,990 THAT'S RIGHT. 1148 00:49:47,059 --> 00:49:49,225 WE'RE AT THE MERCY OF THAT COMPUTER. 1149 00:49:50,522 --> 00:49:52,690 THESE THINGS ARE TOTALLY USELESS. 1150 00:49:55,498 --> 00:49:57,260 THIS IS MAYFLOWER 1 CALLING MISSION CONTROL. 1151 00:49:57,329 --> 00:49:58,803 DO YOU READ ME? OVER. 1152 00:49:58,871 --> 00:50:00,901 A MAN. THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. 1153 00:50:00,970 --> 00:50:02,567 THIS IS MISSION CONTROL. 1154 00:50:02,636 --> 00:50:04,905 IDENTIFY YOURSELF AND GIVE ME YOUR POSITION. 1155 00:50:04,974 --> 00:50:07,175 THE NAME'S STRIKER. 1156 00:50:07,243 --> 00:50:09,407 I'M SITTING DOWN AND FACING FRONT. 1157 00:50:09,475 --> 00:50:11,612 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO KNOW THAT? 1158 00:50:11,681 --> 00:50:13,112 STRIKER? 1159 00:50:13,181 --> 00:50:14,378 STRIKER, STRIKER, STRIKER, 1160 00:50:14,447 --> 00:50:17,079 STRIKER, STRIKER... STRIKER! 1161 00:50:17,148 --> 00:50:18,815 STRIKER. 1162 00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:22,189 TED STRIKER? 1163 00:50:22,258 --> 00:50:23,454 THAT'S RIGHT, McCROSKEY. 1164 00:50:23,523 --> 00:50:25,189 I'M SITTING HERE IN THE COCKPIT, 1165 00:50:25,258 --> 00:50:26,191 BUT I DON'T THINK 1166 00:50:26,260 --> 00:50:27,591 THERE'S MUCH I CAN DO. 1167 00:50:27,660 --> 00:50:29,467 WE'RE AT THE MERCY OF THE COMPUTER. 1168 00:50:29,535 --> 00:50:31,968 [RADIO STATIC] 1169 00:50:32,036 --> 00:50:33,934 McCROSKEY, DO YOU READ ME? OVER. 1170 00:50:34,003 --> 00:50:35,098 STRIKER? COME IN. 1171 00:50:35,167 --> 00:50:36,136 McCROSKEY! 1172 00:50:36,205 --> 00:50:38,071 YOU'RE FADING OUT. COME IN. 1173 00:50:38,140 --> 00:50:39,105 DAMN! WE LOST THEM AGAIN. 1174 00:50:39,174 --> 00:50:40,504 COULD BE THOSE SUNSPOTS. 1175 00:50:40,573 --> 00:50:42,107 COULD BE YOUR DISHWASHING DETERGENT. 1176 00:50:42,176 --> 00:50:44,377 STRIKER FLEW THAT 767 1177 00:50:44,445 --> 00:50:46,112 INTO CHICAGO YEARS AGO WITHOUT A CREW. 1178 00:50:46,181 --> 00:50:47,743 NOW, WOULD SOMEBODY TELL ME 1179 00:50:47,812 --> 00:50:50,655 WHAT IN SAM HILL HE'S DOING UP THERE? 1180 00:50:50,723 --> 00:50:51,515 THE RADIO'S GONE DEAD. 1181 00:50:51,583 --> 00:50:53,850 ELAINE, TRY THE EMERGENCY PHONE. 1182 00:50:56,596 --> 00:50:57,961 HELP US, PLEASE. 1183 00:50:58,030 --> 00:50:59,558 Woman: THANK YOU FOR CALLING 1184 00:50:59,627 --> 00:51:01,624 THE MISSION CONTROL EMERGENCY LINE. 1185 00:51:01,693 --> 00:51:03,359 ALL OUR OPERATORS ARE BUSY, 1186 00:51:03,428 --> 00:51:04,966 SO PLEASE STAND BY. 1187 00:51:05,034 --> 00:51:07,604 TED, IT'S A RECORDING. 1188 00:51:07,673 --> 00:51:08,899 LET ME HAVE THAT. 1189 00:51:08,968 --> 00:51:12,005 Woman: WE SAID ALL OUR OPERATORS ARE BUSY, 1190 00:51:12,074 --> 00:51:13,870 SO PLEASE STAND BY! 1191 00:51:15,113 --> 00:51:17,177 THE BOYS DOWNTOWN ARE TAKING THE HEAT 1192 00:51:17,246 --> 00:51:18,576 FROM THE BOYS IN WASHINGTON. 1193 00:51:18,644 --> 00:51:21,083 THE PRESIDENT WILL WANT AN EXPLANATION. 1194 00:51:21,151 --> 00:51:23,951 BUD, LET THE BOYS IN WASHINGTON 1195 00:51:24,020 --> 00:51:25,020 HANDLE THE PRESIDENT. 1196 00:51:25,089 --> 00:51:26,086 SORRY TO PULL YOU OUT OF BED. 1197 00:51:26,155 --> 00:51:27,691 FORGET IT. I WAS READING. 1198 00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:28,819 WHAT'S THE STORY? 1199 00:51:28,887 --> 00:51:30,488 IT'S ABOUT AN OLD MAN WHO CATCHES THIS FISH, 1200 00:51:30,557 --> 00:51:33,294 BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT NOW. 1201 00:51:33,363 --> 00:51:35,124 SIR, WE'VE RESTORED RADIO CONTRACT. 1202 00:51:35,193 --> 00:51:36,195 GOOD. 1203 00:51:36,264 --> 00:51:37,462 WE KEEP LOSING THEIR RADIO. 1204 00:51:37,531 --> 00:51:40,166 McCROSKEY, GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT. 1205 00:51:40,234 --> 00:51:41,603 WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE? 1206 00:51:41,672 --> 00:51:42,533 A RADIO? 1207 00:51:42,602 --> 00:51:44,006 WELL, IT'S ABOUT SO BIG, GREEN, 1208 00:51:44,075 --> 00:51:45,341 WITH NUMBERS, LOTS OF KNOBS. 1209 00:51:45,409 --> 00:51:48,674 I MEAN THE SITUATION. WHAT DO YOUR PEOPLE THINK? 1210 00:51:50,145 --> 00:51:53,046 THEY'RE SCREWED. 1211 00:51:53,115 --> 00:51:55,953 THEY'RE DEAD. 1212 00:51:56,021 --> 00:51:58,552 DID I LEAVE THE IRON ON? 1213 00:52:05,060 --> 00:52:06,290 COME IN, CONTROL. 1214 00:52:06,359 --> 00:52:08,030 WE READ YOU. COME IN. 1215 00:52:08,099 --> 00:52:11,101 I GOT TO BE STRAIGHT WITH YOU. 1216 00:52:11,169 --> 00:52:12,629 I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY WAY 1217 00:52:12,698 --> 00:52:15,005 I CAN REGAIN CONTROL OF THIS SHIP. 1218 00:52:15,073 --> 00:52:17,601 STRIKER, THIS IS STEVE McCROSKEY. 1219 00:52:17,670 --> 00:52:19,104 NOW, I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME NOW 1220 00:52:19,173 --> 00:52:20,638 AND LISTEN GOOD. 1221 00:52:20,706 --> 00:52:23,375 A FEW YEARS AGO I HELPED A YOUNG PILOT 1222 00:52:23,444 --> 00:52:25,983 THROUGH A STORM OVER CHICAGO. 1223 00:52:26,052 --> 00:52:27,951 HE SAID HE COULDN'T DO IT, TOO. 1224 00:52:28,020 --> 00:52:29,546 BUT WHEN THE GOING GOT TOUGH, 1225 00:52:29,615 --> 00:52:32,186 THAT KID PULLED IT TOGETHER. 1226 00:52:32,255 --> 00:52:33,450 YOU MIGHT HAVE READ ABOUT HIM. 1227 00:52:33,519 --> 00:52:34,585 HE MADE ALL THE BIG PAPERS 1228 00:52:34,654 --> 00:52:37,789 AND THE CANADIAN JEWISH NEWS. 1229 00:52:37,858 --> 00:52:40,393 I DON'T KNOW IF THAT KID'S STILL GOT IT, 1230 00:52:40,461 --> 00:52:42,997 BUT IF HE HAS, I KNOW ONE THING-- 1231 00:52:43,066 --> 00:52:44,999 IF HE WAS UP THERE NOW, 1232 00:52:45,067 --> 00:52:46,397 HE'D FIND A WAY 1233 00:52:46,466 --> 00:52:47,797 TO TURN THAT BUCKET AROUND 1234 00:52:47,865 --> 00:52:50,203 AND GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE, PRONTO! 1235 00:52:50,272 --> 00:52:51,736 YOU GAVE THE WRONG SPEECH. 1236 00:52:51,805 --> 00:52:54,144 I'M NOT THE PROBLEM. IT'S THE SHIP. 1237 00:52:54,212 --> 00:52:56,242 THE FIRE MADE THE COMPUTER GO BERSERK. 1238 00:52:56,310 --> 00:52:57,642 WE'VE LOST THE CREW, 1239 00:52:57,711 --> 00:52:59,916 AND WE'RE LOCKED EN ROUTE TO THE SUN. 1240 00:52:59,985 --> 00:53:01,646 NOW HERE'S WHAT YOU DO. 1241 00:53:01,714 --> 00:53:04,254 STAY CALM, KEEP AN EYE ON THOSE GAUGES. 1242 00:53:04,323 --> 00:53:05,751 THINGS ARE REALLY GOING TO START TO HEAT UP. 1243 00:53:05,820 --> 00:53:09,057 WE'LL FIGURE OUT SOME WAY AROUND THAT COMPUTER. 1244 00:53:09,126 --> 00:53:11,294 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 1245 00:53:11,363 --> 00:53:14,598 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BLOW THE COMPUTER. 1246 00:53:14,667 --> 00:53:17,730 BLOW R.O.K.? 1247 00:53:22,005 --> 00:53:23,071 THAT'S RIGHT. 1248 00:53:23,139 --> 00:53:24,906 TED, YOU CAN'T DO IT. 1249 00:53:24,975 --> 00:53:26,507 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1250 00:53:26,576 --> 00:53:28,871 THAT COMPUTER HAS A SELF-DEFENSE MECHANISM. 1251 00:53:28,940 --> 00:53:30,542 I DON'T KNOW HOW WE CAN GET AROUND IT. 1252 00:53:30,611 --> 00:53:32,215 WE'VE ALREADY LOST THREE MEN, 1253 00:53:32,284 --> 00:53:34,648 AND I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU, TOO, TED. 1254 00:53:37,851 --> 00:53:40,424 THEN I GUESS IT'S IN GOD'S HANDS NOW. 1255 00:53:40,492 --> 00:53:43,387 I'M FATHER O'FLANAGAN. I'M A MAN OF GOD. 1256 00:53:43,456 --> 00:53:44,996 AND YOU MUST TRUST ME 1257 00:53:45,064 --> 00:53:46,998 WHEN I SAY IT'S VERY LIKELY 1258 00:53:47,066 --> 00:53:48,357 THAT WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE. 1259 00:53:48,426 --> 00:53:51,097 AAH! AAH! 1260 00:53:51,166 --> 00:53:53,667 [BLOWING WHISTLE] 1261 00:54:11,484 --> 00:54:12,752 OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT, 1262 00:54:12,820 --> 00:54:15,924 FOUR-ALARM FIRE RAGES THROUGH DOWNTOWN BUFFALO. 1263 00:54:15,993 --> 00:54:16,786 ALSO IN THE NEWS, 1264 00:54:16,854 --> 00:54:18,829 LUNAR SHUTTLE HEADS FOR THE SUN 1265 00:54:18,898 --> 00:54:20,897 AND CERTAIN DISASTER. 1266 00:54:20,966 --> 00:54:22,299 OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT, 1267 00:54:22,368 --> 00:54:25,296 FOUR-ALARM FIRE RAGES THROUGH DOWNTOWN TOKYO. 1268 00:54:25,365 --> 00:54:26,634 ALSO IN THE NEWS, 1269 00:54:26,702 --> 00:54:30,473 AMERICAN LUNAR MISSION LOCKED IN DEATH STRUGGLE. 1270 00:54:32,244 --> 00:54:34,674 A FOUR-ALARM FIRE IN DOWNTOWN MOSCOW 1271 00:54:34,743 --> 00:54:38,181 CLEARS WAY FOR A GLORIOUS NEW TRACTOR FACTORY. 1272 00:54:38,250 --> 00:54:41,317 AND ON THE LIGHTER SIDE OF THE NEWS, 1273 00:54:41,386 --> 00:54:44,250 HUNDREDS OF CAPITALISTS ARE SOON TO PERISH 1274 00:54:44,318 --> 00:54:45,381 IN SHUTTLE DISASTER. 1275 00:54:45,450 --> 00:54:46,653 [GUNSHOT] 1276 00:54:46,722 --> 00:54:49,422 IF THIS COUNTRY WAS RUN BY VEGETARIAN WOMEN 1277 00:54:49,491 --> 00:54:51,428 RATHER THAN FLESH-EATING MEN, 1278 00:54:51,497 --> 00:54:54,029 THIS WHOLE SPACE DISASTER WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED. 1279 00:54:54,097 --> 00:54:55,332 YOU KNOW, RIGHT NOW 1280 00:54:55,401 --> 00:54:57,430 WE'RE WORKING TO RAISE THE CONSCIOUSNESS 1281 00:54:57,499 --> 00:54:59,036 OF THE VEGETARIAN MINORITIES 1282 00:54:59,105 --> 00:55:00,998 WITH DIET SENSITIVITY TRAINING 1283 00:55:01,067 --> 00:55:04,408 SO THAT PEOPLE WILL BE ABLE TO DEAL WITH THE FAL-- 1284 00:55:05,576 --> 00:55:07,276 THE KEY TO THIS WHOLE THING IS THEIR COMPUTER. 1285 00:55:07,345 --> 00:55:09,508 UNTIL WE CAN PUT THAT SHIP ON MANUAL, 1286 00:55:09,577 --> 00:55:11,741 THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO. 1287 00:55:11,810 --> 00:55:13,882 GET ME THAT COMPUTER PROGRAM. 1288 00:55:13,951 --> 00:55:15,315 YES, SIR. 1289 00:55:15,383 --> 00:55:16,480 WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE? 1290 00:55:16,548 --> 00:55:17,546 McCROSKEY, CONTROL. 1291 00:55:17,615 --> 00:55:18,581 HALLICK, HOMICIDE. 1292 00:55:18,650 --> 00:55:19,850 JACOBS, SAGITTARIUS. 1293 00:55:19,918 --> 00:55:21,392 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, LIEUTENANT? 1294 00:55:21,460 --> 00:55:23,159 WE'VE GOT OUR OWN PROBLEMS, SO MAKE IT GOOD. 1295 00:55:23,228 --> 00:55:24,687 A PASSENGER IS CARRYING A BOMB 1296 00:55:24,755 --> 00:55:26,059 AND MIGHT BE SUICIDAL. 1297 00:55:26,128 --> 00:55:27,162 GOOD ONE. 1298 00:55:27,231 --> 00:55:29,066 HIS NAME IS JOE SALUCCI. 1299 00:55:29,135 --> 00:55:30,399 HE WAS FLYING TO DES MOINES 1300 00:55:30,467 --> 00:55:32,563 FOR AN OPERATION FOR SEXUAL IMPOTENCE. 1301 00:55:32,631 --> 00:55:34,738 THE DES MOINES INSTITUTE? 1302 00:55:34,807 --> 00:55:35,599 YOU KNOW IT? 1303 00:55:35,668 --> 00:55:37,241 WE'RE FAMILIAR WITH IT. 1304 00:55:37,310 --> 00:55:40,207 JOE GAVE HIS WIFE THIS INSURANCE POLICY, 1305 00:55:40,276 --> 00:55:41,608 THEN GOT ON THE SHUTTLE. 1306 00:55:41,676 --> 00:55:43,806 MRS. SALUCCI THINKS HE'S SUICIDAL. 1307 00:55:43,875 --> 00:55:45,344 WE HAD THE BOYS IN PSYCHIATRY 1308 00:55:45,412 --> 00:55:47,011 DO A PROFILE ON HIM. 1309 00:55:49,122 --> 00:55:51,187 YEAH, THAT LOOKS PRETTY BAD. 1310 00:55:51,256 --> 00:55:52,583 IT'S NOT HIS GOOD SIDE. 1311 00:55:52,651 --> 00:55:55,223 NOW, THE WAY I READ IT, 1312 00:55:55,292 --> 00:55:57,124 BLOWING UP A PLANE IN SPACE 1313 00:55:57,193 --> 00:55:58,195 LEAVES NO TRACES 1314 00:55:58,263 --> 00:55:59,492 FOR THE INSURANCE INVESTIGATORS. 1315 00:55:59,561 --> 00:56:02,125 THIS IS A $1-MILLION POLICY. 1316 00:56:03,332 --> 00:56:04,561 [WHISTLES] [WHISTLES] 1317 00:56:04,629 --> 00:56:06,662 WELL, WAIT A MINUTE. 1318 00:56:06,731 --> 00:56:08,097 THIS IS AUTO INSURANCE! 1319 00:56:08,166 --> 00:56:10,505 THAT'S WHY WE'RE WORRIED, GENTLEMEN. 1320 00:56:10,573 --> 00:56:12,943 THIS CLOWN'S IMPOTENT, SUICIDAL, 1321 00:56:13,012 --> 00:56:14,475 AND INCREDIBLY STUPID. 1322 00:56:14,544 --> 00:56:17,440 AND THAT SPELLS TROUBLE IN MY BOOK. 1323 00:56:17,509 --> 00:56:19,045 OH, YEAH. 1324 00:56:19,114 --> 00:56:20,046 TROUBLE. 1325 00:56:20,115 --> 00:56:21,682 TROUBLE. 1326 00:56:21,751 --> 00:56:24,018 STINSON, GET ME THOSE MAYFLOWER PLANS. 1327 00:56:24,087 --> 00:56:24,881 YES, SIR. 1328 00:56:24,949 --> 00:56:26,653 YOU, CLEAR THAT TABLE IN THERE. 1329 00:56:26,722 --> 00:56:29,119 I'LL GET THE CARDS AND THE BRIDGE MIX. 1330 00:56:32,429 --> 00:56:35,158 AND SOMEBODY GET ME THE SARGE. 1331 00:56:47,909 --> 00:56:51,579 THE HEAT IN THIS COCKPIT IS GETTING UNBEARABLE. 1332 00:56:51,648 --> 00:56:54,181 YOU CAN FRY AN EGG ON THIS CONTROL PANEL. 1333 00:56:54,249 --> 00:56:55,453 [SIZZLING] 1334 00:56:58,783 --> 00:57:00,290 TED, I DON'T KNOW 1335 00:57:00,359 --> 00:57:02,290 WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO US, 1336 00:57:02,359 --> 00:57:04,292 BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW NOW 1337 00:57:04,361 --> 00:57:06,497 I LOVE YOU AND ALWAYS WILL. 1338 00:57:07,426 --> 00:57:08,560 [BUZZER] 1339 00:57:08,628 --> 00:57:09,661 THAT MIGHT BE THE NEWS 1340 00:57:09,730 --> 00:57:11,168 WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. 1341 00:57:11,237 --> 00:57:13,196 THIS IS MAYFLOWER 1. 1342 00:57:13,264 --> 00:57:14,738 McCroskey: STRIKER, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU. 1343 00:57:14,807 --> 00:57:15,935 ROGER. 1344 00:57:16,004 --> 00:57:18,702 YOU GOT A PASSENGER ABOARD NAMED JOE SALUCCI. 1345 00:57:18,771 --> 00:57:20,810 HE'S CARRYING A BOMB. 1346 00:57:20,879 --> 00:57:21,839 A BO-- 1347 00:57:21,907 --> 00:57:23,675 NO, NOT A "BO," A BOMB. 1348 00:57:23,744 --> 00:57:25,214 DO YOU HEAR ME STRIKER? 1349 00:57:25,282 --> 00:57:26,744 I HEARD YOU, McCROSKEY, 1350 00:57:26,813 --> 00:57:28,446 BUT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 1351 00:57:28,514 --> 00:57:29,946 GET THAT BOMB. 1352 00:57:30,015 --> 00:57:31,419 I DON'T CARE HOW, BUT GET IT. 1353 00:57:31,488 --> 00:57:32,685 THAT'S OUR TOP PRIORITY. 1354 00:57:32,754 --> 00:57:35,119 ALL THE OTHER PROBLEMS CAN JUST WAIT. 1355 00:57:37,992 --> 00:57:41,125 AS IF WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS ALREADY. 1356 00:57:43,634 --> 00:57:46,163 YOU'D BETTER FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT. 1357 00:57:47,573 --> 00:57:49,839 SIR, YOU'LL HAVE TO PUT YOUR CIGARETTE OUT. 1358 00:57:49,907 --> 00:57:50,970 OK. 1359 00:57:53,913 --> 00:57:55,139 AAH! AAH! 1360 00:58:03,581 --> 00:58:04,722 MARY? 1361 00:58:04,790 --> 00:58:05,982 YES? 1362 00:58:06,050 --> 00:58:08,419 WHICH PASSENGER IS JOE SALUCCI? 1363 00:58:08,488 --> 00:58:10,193 16-C. WHY? 1364 00:58:10,261 --> 00:58:11,190 HE'S CARRYING A BOMB. 1365 00:58:11,259 --> 00:58:12,327 A BO--! 1366 00:58:12,396 --> 00:58:14,594 NO, NOT A "BO," A BOMB. 1367 00:58:14,663 --> 00:58:15,992 NOW, AS DISCREETLY AS POSSIBLE, 1368 00:58:16,061 --> 00:58:18,531 MOVE THE PASSENGERS INTO THE LOUNGE. 1369 00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:19,666 WE DON'T HAVE A LOUNGE. 1370 00:58:19,735 --> 00:58:22,064 THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW. 1371 00:58:22,133 --> 00:58:24,007 GET EVERYONE AWAY FROM THAT BOMB. 1372 00:58:24,076 --> 00:58:24,969 WHAT SHOULD I SAY? 1373 00:58:25,037 --> 00:58:26,803 ANYTHING. JUST DON'T LET SALUCCI 1374 00:58:26,872 --> 00:58:28,111 THINK WE'RE ON TO HIM. 1375 00:58:28,179 --> 00:58:29,778 I'LL DO MY BEST. 1376 00:58:39,591 --> 00:58:42,351 ATTENTION, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE. 1377 00:58:42,420 --> 00:58:44,725 WOULD EVERYBODY MOVE TO THE LOUNGE 1378 00:58:44,794 --> 00:58:47,128 WHO IS NOT CARRYING A BOMB. 1379 00:58:47,197 --> 00:58:48,427 AAH! AAH! 1380 00:58:48,496 --> 00:58:49,795 DON'T MOVE! 1381 00:58:49,863 --> 00:58:52,498 MR. SALUCCI, THEY KNOW BACK HOME. 1382 00:58:52,566 --> 00:58:53,863 STAY WHERE YOU ARE! 1383 00:58:53,932 --> 00:58:55,898 YOU DON'T WANT TO KILL 1384 00:58:55,967 --> 00:58:57,372 ALL THESE INNOCENT PEOPLE. 1385 00:58:57,441 --> 00:58:58,767 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEM. 1386 00:58:58,836 --> 00:59:00,704 JOE, LISTEN TO ME. 1387 00:59:00,772 --> 00:59:01,839 IT'S HOPELESS. 1388 00:59:01,908 --> 00:59:02,939 NO ONE'S EVER GOTTEN AWAY 1389 00:59:03,008 --> 00:59:05,781 WITH A STUNT LIKE THIS BEFORE. 1390 00:59:09,983 --> 00:59:11,781 JOE, THE INSURANCE IS WORTHLESS NOW. 1391 00:59:11,850 --> 00:59:13,817 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 1392 00:59:13,886 --> 00:59:16,187 JOE, YOU GOT TO TRUST ME. 1393 00:59:23,135 --> 00:59:24,728 [BOWLING PINS CRASH] 1394 00:59:24,797 --> 00:59:25,998 NO ONE WILL HURT YOU. 1395 00:59:26,067 --> 00:59:28,901 NO ONE HAS TO KNOW WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. 1396 00:59:28,969 --> 00:59:31,141 NO ONE HAS TO KNOW YOU'RE IMPOTENT. 1397 00:59:31,210 --> 00:59:34,975 DON'T SAY THAT WORD! 1398 00:59:47,124 --> 00:59:49,022 SCRAPS! 1399 01:00:04,769 --> 01:00:06,476 NICE GOING. 1400 01:00:06,545 --> 01:00:07,907 WE'RE NOT OUT OF THE WOODS YET, 1401 01:00:07,975 --> 01:00:10,379 BUT AT LEAST YOU GOT RID OF THAT BOMB. 1402 01:00:10,447 --> 01:00:11,841 NOT EXACTLY, McCROSKEY. 1403 01:00:11,910 --> 01:00:13,450 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1404 01:00:13,518 --> 01:00:15,046 THE BOMB'S HERE BESIDE ME. 1405 01:00:15,115 --> 01:00:18,216 RIGHT THERE, BESIDE YOU IN THE COCKPIT? 1406 01:00:19,586 --> 01:00:21,153 STRIKER... 1407 01:00:22,253 --> 01:00:24,226 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING UP THERE? 1408 01:00:24,295 --> 01:00:25,054 I GOT AN IDEA, 1409 01:00:25,123 --> 01:00:26,288 AND IT MIGHT JUST WORK. 1410 01:00:26,357 --> 01:00:29,233 IT'S A LONG SHOT, MAYBE OUR ONLY SHOT. 1411 01:00:29,301 --> 01:00:30,597 I WANT TO USE THE BOMB 1412 01:00:30,665 --> 01:00:31,996 TO BLOW THE COMPUTER. 1413 01:00:32,065 --> 01:00:34,700 STRIKER, YOU'VE GOT TO BE CRAZY 1414 01:00:34,769 --> 01:00:36,271 TO TRY A STUNT LIKE THAT. 1415 01:00:36,340 --> 01:00:38,136 YOU MAY BE RIGHT, 1416 01:00:38,205 --> 01:00:40,244 BUT IT'S THE ONLY CHANCE WE'VE GOT. 1417 01:00:40,312 --> 01:00:41,874 WHEN THAT BOMB BLOWS, 1418 01:00:41,942 --> 01:00:43,710 WE'LL LOSE OUR OXYGEN FAST. 1419 01:00:43,779 --> 01:00:44,810 I'LL HAVE TO GET THAT SHIP 1420 01:00:44,879 --> 01:00:46,680 OUT OF HERE AS QUICK AS I CAN. 1421 01:00:46,749 --> 01:00:49,151 I'M TAKING HER TO 0.5 WARP. 1422 01:00:49,220 --> 01:00:51,153 0.5 WARP? 1423 01:00:51,222 --> 01:00:52,950 0.5 WARP. 1424 01:00:53,019 --> 01:00:54,952 I TEST-PILOTED THIS SHUTTLE. 1425 01:00:55,021 --> 01:00:56,956 I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT CAN DO. 1426 01:00:57,025 --> 01:01:00,497 STRIKER, LISTEN TO ME NOW AND LISTEN GOOD. 1427 01:01:00,566 --> 01:01:02,995 THAT THING IS BOUND TO COME APART 1428 01:01:03,063 --> 01:01:05,733 AT THAT SPEED, AND THAT'S NO GOOD. 1429 01:01:05,801 --> 01:01:06,996 IT'S GOT TO BE IN ONE PIECE 1430 01:01:07,065 --> 01:01:09,172 WHEN YOU LAND ON THE MOON. 1431 01:01:09,241 --> 01:01:10,365 YOU KNOW DAMN WELL 1432 01:01:10,434 --> 01:01:12,969 THAT THAT WARP DRIVE HAS NEVER BEEN TESTED! 1433 01:01:13,038 --> 01:01:14,238 YOU'RE PUTTING YOURSELF 1434 01:01:14,307 --> 01:01:17,574 AND EVERYBODY ELSE ON THAT SHIP IN JEOPARDY! 1435 01:01:17,643 --> 01:01:18,577 [BUZZER] 1436 01:01:18,646 --> 01:01:19,611 Man: OVER HERE! 1437 01:01:19,679 --> 01:01:20,915 CONTESTANT 38. 1438 01:01:20,984 --> 01:01:23,245 I'LL TAKE AIR SHUTTLE DISASTERS FOR 40. 1439 01:01:23,314 --> 01:01:26,951 THE ANSWER IS... THE MAYFLOWER. 1440 01:01:27,020 --> 01:01:29,988 TED, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 1441 01:01:30,056 --> 01:01:32,162 ELAINE, I'M GOING BACK THERE 1442 01:01:32,230 --> 01:01:33,161 WITH THE BOMB. 1443 01:01:33,230 --> 01:01:34,528 TED... 1444 01:01:34,596 --> 01:01:36,294 YOU'RE MY HERO. 1445 01:01:37,465 --> 01:01:39,168 TED... 1446 01:01:39,237 --> 01:01:40,331 THE BOMB. 1447 01:01:44,307 --> 01:01:45,702 TED... 1448 01:01:45,771 --> 01:01:47,338 BE CAREFUL. 1449 01:01:51,546 --> 01:01:52,649 LISTEN GOOD. 1450 01:01:52,717 --> 01:01:55,846 IF YOU GOT ANY IDEAS, NOW IS THE TIME. 1451 01:01:55,914 --> 01:01:57,012 I WANT TO HEAR THEM. 1452 01:01:57,081 --> 01:01:58,315 HOW ABOUT A GAME SHOW 1453 01:01:58,384 --> 01:01:59,685 LIKE HOLLYWOOD SQUARES BUT WITH KIDS? 1454 01:01:59,754 --> 01:02:01,889 GARY COLEMAN COULD HOST. 1455 01:02:01,958 --> 01:02:04,828 [BREATHING THROUGH MASK, DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1456 01:02:14,539 --> 01:02:16,737 [BREATHING AND MUSIC STOPS] 1457 01:02:16,806 --> 01:02:18,870 [BREATHING AND MUSIC STARTS] 1458 01:02:18,939 --> 01:02:20,811 [BREATHING AND MUSIC STOPS] 1459 01:02:23,714 --> 01:02:25,948 [BREATHING AND MUSIC STARTS] 1460 01:02:41,729 --> 01:02:43,460 [BREATHING STOPS] 1461 01:02:49,572 --> 01:02:51,369 [BREATHING STARTS] 1462 01:03:02,313 --> 01:03:04,584 TED! TED! SIMON JUST EJECTED. 1463 01:03:04,653 --> 01:03:05,851 SIT DOWN, ELAINE. 1464 01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:07,721 IF THIS BOMB TRICK WORKS, 1465 01:03:07,789 --> 01:03:08,954 WE MIGHT JUST MAKE IT. 1466 01:03:09,023 --> 01:03:11,161 SIMON WAS A FOOL TO EJECT NOW. 1467 01:03:11,230 --> 01:03:11,954 YOU MEAN... 1468 01:03:12,023 --> 01:03:14,298 THAT'S RIGHT. 1469 01:03:14,366 --> 01:03:16,031 PREMATURE EJECTION. 1470 01:03:17,031 --> 01:03:19,000 STRIKER, LISTEN AND LISTEN GOOD. 1471 01:03:19,069 --> 01:03:21,397 YOU'LL BE ON LUNAR RADIO RANGE ANY SECOND. 1472 01:03:21,465 --> 01:03:23,939 THE NEXT TRANSMISSION THAT YOU RECEIVE 1473 01:03:24,008 --> 01:03:27,036 WILL BE FROM BUCK MURDOCK AT ALPHA BETA BASE. 1474 01:03:27,105 --> 01:03:29,611 NOT BUCK MURDOCK? 1475 01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:31,844 NO. BUCK MURDOCK. 1476 01:03:31,913 --> 01:03:33,815 WHO'S BUCK MURDOCK, TED? 1477 01:03:33,884 --> 01:03:36,717 A GUY I FLEW WITH DURING THE WAR. 1478 01:03:36,785 --> 01:03:38,347 HE WAS WITH US THAT DAY 1479 01:03:38,415 --> 01:03:40,556 I LED THE RAID OVER MACHO GRANDE. 1480 01:03:40,624 --> 01:03:42,453 AND HE'S STILL ALIVE? 1481 01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:48,729 STRIKER, SON... WE'RE ALL BETTING ON YOU. 1482 01:03:48,798 --> 01:03:50,525 Man 1: 5-1 THEY ALL DIE. 1483 01:03:50,594 --> 01:03:53,968 Man 2: 8-5 THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN MAKE IT. 1484 01:03:54,036 --> 01:03:56,131 Man 3: 6-4 THEY LOSE THE CREW. 1485 01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:58,007 0.5 WARP--GOD HELP THEM. 1486 01:03:58,076 --> 01:04:00,469 NOBODY'S EVER TRAVELED AT THAT SPEED BEFORE. 1487 01:04:00,538 --> 01:04:03,276 LAST SPRING, WE DID EUROPE IN NINE DAYS. 1488 01:04:03,345 --> 01:04:06,275 THEN WE WENT TO BAKERSFIELD AND ENDED UP IN FRESNO. 1489 01:04:06,344 --> 01:04:08,952 NO ONE GOES TO FRESNO ANYMORE. 1490 01:04:25,870 --> 01:04:27,667 ALL COMMUNICATION LINES ARE CLEAR. 1491 01:04:27,736 --> 01:04:29,133 READY TO TRANSFER 1492 01:04:29,202 --> 01:04:30,503 TO BUCK MURDOCK AT ALPHA BETA. 1493 01:04:30,572 --> 01:04:32,008 OVER. 1494 01:04:33,345 --> 01:04:34,403 GENTLEMEN... 1495 01:04:34,471 --> 01:04:37,073 I DON'T FIND IT EASY TO TALK 1496 01:04:37,141 --> 01:04:38,746 AT A TIME LIKE THIS, 1497 01:04:38,814 --> 01:04:41,781 BUT I GOT TO SAY SOMETHING 1498 01:04:41,850 --> 01:04:43,446 ABOUT THAT GUY UP THERE, 1499 01:04:43,515 --> 01:04:46,420 AND I CAN SUM IT ALL UP IN JUST ONE WORD-- 1500 01:04:46,489 --> 01:04:47,216 COURAGE. 1501 01:04:47,285 --> 01:04:48,823 DEDICATION, DARING, PRIDE, 1502 01:04:48,892 --> 01:04:51,394 PLUCK, SPIRIT, GRIT, METTLE, 1503 01:04:51,462 --> 01:04:54,758 AND...G-U-T-S. 1504 01:04:54,827 --> 01:04:56,164 GUTS! 1505 01:04:56,233 --> 01:04:58,363 TED STRIKER'S GOT MORE GUTS IN HIS LITTLE FINGER 1506 01:04:58,432 --> 01:05:00,536 THAN MOST OF US HAVE IN OUR LARGE INTESTINE, 1507 01:05:00,604 --> 01:05:02,698 INCLUDING THE COLON! 1508 01:05:04,807 --> 01:05:06,175 WHEN WE'RE READY, 1509 01:05:06,243 --> 01:05:09,813 WE'D LIKE YOU TO REMOVE YOUR EYEGLASSES AND SHOES 1510 01:05:09,881 --> 01:05:12,682 AND PLACE YOUR HEAD BETWEEN THE KNEES. 1511 01:05:12,751 --> 01:05:15,150 BETWEEN YOUR OWN KNEES, FATHER. 1512 01:05:26,391 --> 01:05:28,559 WE'VE BLOWN THE COMPUTER. 1513 01:05:32,333 --> 01:05:34,598 ELAINE, YOU'D BETTER CHECK THE READOUT. 1514 01:05:39,710 --> 01:05:41,979 WE'RE SLOWING DOWN. 1515 01:05:44,110 --> 01:05:46,711 OK, SET COURSE CHANGE. 1516 01:05:46,779 --> 01:05:48,515 SET. 1517 01:05:48,584 --> 01:05:49,945 COMPUTE. 1518 01:05:50,014 --> 01:05:51,784 COMPUTE. 1519 01:05:51,853 --> 01:05:53,584 [TIRES SCREECH] 1520 01:05:55,725 --> 01:05:59,062 OK, HERE IT GOES. 1521 01:06:08,740 --> 01:06:11,608 ELAINE, WE HIT 0.5 WARP, 1522 01:06:11,677 --> 01:06:13,208 AND EVERYTHING SEEMS OK. 1523 01:06:17,344 --> 01:06:18,512 WE'VE GOT GRAVITY CONTROL BACK. 1524 01:06:18,581 --> 01:06:19,643 [THUD] 1525 01:06:22,079 --> 01:06:23,251 SORRY. 1526 01:06:31,623 --> 01:06:34,926 ELAINE, YOU'D BETTER BRACE YOURSELF. 1527 01:06:34,994 --> 01:06:36,195 THIS IS FASTER 1528 01:06:36,264 --> 01:06:38,401 THAN MAN HAS EVER TRAVELED BEFORE. 1529 01:06:38,470 --> 01:06:41,500 [INHALING] 1530 01:06:43,573 --> 01:06:46,505 OH, WOW. 1531 01:06:48,980 --> 01:06:50,540 IN CASE SOME OF YOU ARE WONDERING, 1532 01:06:50,609 --> 01:06:53,310 WE ARE TRAVELING 1/2 THE SPEED OF LIGHT. 1533 01:06:53,379 --> 01:06:55,411 SOME OF YOU MIGHT EXPERIENCE 1534 01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:57,448 A TEMPORARY METABOLIC CHANGE, 1535 01:06:57,517 --> 01:07:00,049 BUT THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 1536 01:07:00,118 --> 01:07:01,987 THANK YOU. 1537 01:07:02,055 --> 01:07:05,055 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 1538 01:07:05,124 --> 01:07:07,992 [COYOTES BAYING] 1539 01:07:08,061 --> 01:07:10,364 [FROGS CROAKING] 1540 01:07:11,535 --> 01:07:12,795 [SHH] 1541 01:07:13,998 --> 01:07:14,931 SHH. 1542 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:16,271 [SHH] 1543 01:07:20,004 --> 01:07:20,937 SHH. 1544 01:07:21,006 --> 01:07:22,807 [SHH] 1545 01:07:22,875 --> 01:07:23,907 SHH. 1546 01:07:23,976 --> 01:07:25,247 [SHH] 1547 01:07:33,889 --> 01:07:34,987 COMMANDER MURDOCK. 1548 01:07:35,056 --> 01:07:36,388 WHAT IS IT, LIEUTENANT? 1549 01:07:36,457 --> 01:07:37,786 THE MAYFLOWER'S IN TROUBLE. 1550 01:07:37,855 --> 01:07:40,362 SHE'S COMING IN HOTTER THAN A FIRECRACKER. 1551 01:07:40,431 --> 01:07:42,194 THEIR COMPUTER'S DOWN. THEY'VE LOST THEIR CREW. 1552 01:07:42,263 --> 01:07:44,098 THEY'RE ON MANUAL CONTROL. 1553 01:07:44,167 --> 01:07:45,799 WE'D BETTER GET TO THE TOWER. 1554 01:07:45,868 --> 01:07:47,162 WE HAVE NO TOWER. 1555 01:07:47,231 --> 01:07:49,001 NO TOWER? 1556 01:07:49,069 --> 01:07:50,471 JUST A BRIDGE, SIR. 1557 01:07:50,539 --> 01:07:54,071 WHY THE HELL AREN'T I NOTIFIED ABOUT THESE THINGS? 1558 01:07:54,139 --> 01:07:55,206 LIEUTENANT... 1559 01:07:55,275 --> 01:07:57,472 HOW WOULD YOU HANDLE THIS? 1560 01:07:57,541 --> 01:07:59,811 WE COULD TRY IGNORING IT. 1561 01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:01,081 I SEE. 1562 01:08:01,150 --> 01:08:02,379 PRETEND NOTHING HAS HAPPENED 1563 01:08:02,448 --> 01:08:03,445 AND HOPE EVERYTHING TURNS OUT 1564 01:08:03,514 --> 01:08:04,819 ALL RIGHT IN THE MORNING. 1565 01:08:04,887 --> 01:08:06,222 JUST A THOUGHT, SIR. 1566 01:08:06,291 --> 01:08:08,820 I'VE CONSIDERED THAT. MUST BE A BETTER ANGLE. 1567 01:08:08,888 --> 01:08:09,821 SHH. 1568 01:08:09,890 --> 01:08:10,820 [SHH] 1569 01:08:12,496 --> 01:08:13,430 SHH. 1570 01:08:13,499 --> 01:08:14,391 [SHH] 1571 01:08:14,460 --> 01:08:16,394 IF THEY'VE LOST THEIR CREW, 1572 01:08:16,463 --> 01:08:18,529 WHO'S IN CONTROL OF THAT BUCKET? 1573 01:08:18,598 --> 01:08:21,130 SOME GUY BY THE NAME OF TED STRIKER, SIR. 1574 01:08:21,199 --> 01:08:22,264 TED STRIKER. 1575 01:08:22,333 --> 01:08:23,332 DO YOU KNOW HIM? 1576 01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:24,500 NEVER HEARD OF HIM. 1577 01:08:24,569 --> 01:08:26,743 THAT'S NOT EXACTLY TRUE. 1578 01:08:26,811 --> 01:08:28,538 WE WERE LIKE BROTHERS. 1579 01:08:28,606 --> 01:08:30,540 WE FLEW TOGETHER DURING THE WAR. 1580 01:08:30,609 --> 01:08:34,143 WE WERE CLOSE, REAL CLOSE UNTIL... 1581 01:08:34,212 --> 01:08:35,281 UNTIL, SIR? 1582 01:08:35,349 --> 01:08:37,753 UNTIL THAT DAY OVER MACHO GRANDE. 1583 01:08:37,822 --> 01:08:39,352 OVER MACHO GRANDE, SIR? 1584 01:08:39,420 --> 01:08:41,417 I'LL NEVER GET OVER MACHO GRANDE. 1585 01:08:41,485 --> 01:08:43,025 FORGET IT, LIEUTENANT. 1586 01:08:43,093 --> 01:08:45,153 IT WASN'T A PRETTY PICTURE. 1587 01:08:45,222 --> 01:08:46,154 PHFFT. 1588 01:08:46,223 --> 01:08:47,463 [PHFFT] 1589 01:08:47,531 --> 01:08:48,926 SHH. 1590 01:08:48,995 --> 01:08:50,095 [SHH] 1591 01:08:50,163 --> 01:08:51,365 WHAT HAVE YOU FOUND? 1592 01:08:51,434 --> 01:08:53,768 THESE RED LIGHTS KEEP MOVING BACK AND FORTH. 1593 01:08:53,837 --> 01:08:55,337 ASIDE FROM THAT, 1594 01:08:55,405 --> 01:08:57,202 THIS THING SEEMS TO HAVE NO FUNCTION WHATSOEVER. 1595 01:08:57,271 --> 01:08:59,174 IT MUST HAVE SOME FUNCTION. 1596 01:08:59,243 --> 01:09:00,306 WHY WOULD THE GOVERNMENT PUT ALL THAT MONEY 1597 01:09:00,375 --> 01:09:03,573 INTO A THING WITH MOVING RED LIGHTS? 1598 01:09:03,641 --> 01:09:05,307 SIR, THESE LIGHTS KEEP BLINKING 1599 01:09:05,376 --> 01:09:06,982 OUT OF SEQUENCE. 1600 01:09:07,051 --> 01:09:09,050 WHAT SHOULD WE DO ABOUT IT? 1601 01:09:09,119 --> 01:09:11,315 GET THEM TO BLINK IN SEQUENCE. 1602 01:09:11,384 --> 01:09:14,923 RORSHACK, WHAT DO YOU GOT? 1603 01:09:14,992 --> 01:09:16,092 WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THESE? 1604 01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:17,191 THAT'S A BIRD. THAT'S A COW. 1605 01:09:17,260 --> 01:09:20,061 THAT'S A HORSE WITH A HAT ON. 1606 01:09:20,130 --> 01:09:21,362 I PULLED STRIKER'S RECORD. 1607 01:09:21,431 --> 01:09:23,725 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT. 1608 01:09:23,794 --> 01:09:25,595 THAT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT. 1609 01:09:25,664 --> 01:09:28,396 SIR, THEY'LL HIT OUR ATMOSPHERE 1610 01:09:28,465 --> 01:09:29,466 IN THREE MINUTES. 1611 01:09:29,535 --> 01:09:30,700 HOW DO YOU WANT TO PLAY IT? 1612 01:09:30,769 --> 01:09:34,205 I WANT A 6-FOOT TRENCH DUG AROUND THE BASE. 1613 01:09:34,274 --> 01:09:35,603 FILL IT WITH GASOLINE. 1614 01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:37,308 GET THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN 1615 01:09:37,376 --> 01:09:38,608 TO THE LOWER SHELTERS. 1616 01:09:38,676 --> 01:09:40,214 CONTACT THE JAPANESE AMBASSADOR. 1617 01:09:40,282 --> 01:09:43,319 RORSHACK, GET ME A COMPLETE FILE 1618 01:09:43,388 --> 01:09:44,952 ON EVERYONE WHO'S SEEN THE SOUND OF MUSIC 1619 01:09:45,021 --> 01:09:46,748 MORE THAN FOUR TIMES. 1620 01:09:46,817 --> 01:09:49,218 ON SECOND THOUGHT, KILL THOSE ORDERS. 1621 01:09:49,287 --> 01:09:50,352 DOWN SCOPE. 1622 01:09:50,421 --> 01:09:54,363 [KLAXON SOUNDS] 1623 01:09:54,432 --> 01:09:56,995 FATE CAN PLAY A STRANGE GAME SOMETIMES, LIEUTENANT. 1624 01:09:57,064 --> 01:09:58,233 FATE, SIR? 1625 01:09:58,301 --> 01:10:01,231 STRIKER WIPES OUT HIS ENTIRE SQUADRON 1626 01:10:01,300 --> 01:10:02,764 OVER MACHO GRANDE, 1627 01:10:02,833 --> 01:10:05,435 AND NOW THOSE PEOPLE'S LIVES 1628 01:10:05,504 --> 01:10:07,640 UP THERE ARE IN HIS HANDS. 1629 01:10:08,775 --> 01:10:12,810 I GUESS IRONY CAN BE PRETTY IRONIC SOMETIMES. 1630 01:10:14,513 --> 01:10:17,116 BUT IT'S HIS SHIP NOW. 1631 01:10:17,185 --> 01:10:19,853 HE'S THE TOP DOG, 1632 01:10:19,922 --> 01:10:22,188 THE BIG MAN, 1633 01:10:22,257 --> 01:10:24,459 NUMERO UNO HONCHO... 1634 01:10:26,457 --> 01:10:28,463 THE HEAD CHEESE. 1635 01:10:37,439 --> 01:10:39,873 I JUST HOPE HE HAS THE RIGHT STUFF. 1636 01:10:39,942 --> 01:10:41,009 UP SCOPE. 1637 01:10:41,078 --> 01:10:43,005 SIR, WE HAVE RADIO CONTACT. 1638 01:10:47,549 --> 01:10:50,516 YES, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT RIGHT AWAY. 1639 01:10:50,585 --> 01:10:52,617 WE'VE HAD SOME PROBLEMS WITH THE SHIP. 1640 01:10:52,686 --> 01:10:54,020 IF YOU'RE GOING TO USE THE WASHROOM, 1641 01:10:54,089 --> 01:10:55,021 PLEASE BE CAREFUL. 1642 01:10:55,089 --> 01:10:57,093 OH, THANK YOU. 1643 01:10:57,161 --> 01:11:00,294 I'VE BEEN ON MY FEET ALL DAY. 1644 01:11:00,363 --> 01:11:03,426 I SURE COULD USE A LITTLE BREATHER. 1645 01:11:03,495 --> 01:11:06,567 [BREATHES HEAVILY] 1646 01:11:08,701 --> 01:11:10,840 STRIKER, THIS IS BUCK MURDOCK. 1647 01:11:10,908 --> 01:11:12,171 DO YOU READ ME? 1648 01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:14,076 I READ YOU, MURDOCK. 1649 01:11:14,145 --> 01:11:15,573 HOPE HE'S NOT STILL BITTER 1650 01:11:15,641 --> 01:11:17,980 ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US. 1651 01:11:18,049 --> 01:11:19,049 IF NOT FOR THOSE PEOPLE, 1652 01:11:19,117 --> 01:11:20,678 I'D SAY LET STRIKER GO DOWN 1653 01:11:20,747 --> 01:11:24,552 IN A FIERY TWISTED MASS OF MOLTEN METAL. 1654 01:11:25,953 --> 01:11:29,322 STRIKER, LET'S JUST PRAY YOU DON'T SCREW UP HERE 1655 01:11:29,391 --> 01:11:31,355 LIKE YOU DID OVER MACHO GRANDE, 1656 01:11:31,424 --> 01:11:32,722 SO JUST FOLLOW ORDERS. 1657 01:11:32,791 --> 01:11:34,592 WE'VE GOT YOU LOCKED ON BEAM. 1658 01:11:34,661 --> 01:11:36,766 PREPARE TO KILL AUXILIARY ENGINES. 1659 01:11:36,835 --> 01:11:38,065 ROGER, MURDOCK. 1660 01:11:38,134 --> 01:11:39,728 ALL RIGHT, STRIKER, 1661 01:11:39,797 --> 01:11:42,471 KILL THE AUXILIARY ENGINES. 1662 01:11:44,271 --> 01:11:46,239 TED, THE LEVER! 1663 01:11:46,308 --> 01:11:48,208 THE LEVER JUST CAME OFF. 1664 01:11:48,276 --> 01:11:49,812 WE'RE STILL AT WARP. 1665 01:11:49,881 --> 01:11:50,705 TRY ANOTHER LEVER. 1666 01:11:50,774 --> 01:11:53,046 THERE ARE NO MORE LEVERS, 1667 01:11:53,114 --> 01:11:54,178 JUST SWITCHES. 1668 01:11:54,247 --> 01:11:55,179 NO BUTTONS? 1669 01:11:55,248 --> 01:11:56,251 NO BUTTONS. 1670 01:11:56,319 --> 01:11:58,088 JUST SWITCHES, LIGHTS, AND KNOBS. 1671 01:11:58,156 --> 01:12:00,456 OH, CUT THE BLEEDING HEART CRAP. 1672 01:12:00,525 --> 01:12:03,090 WE'VE ALL GOT OUR SWITCHES, LIGHTS, AND KNOBS 1673 01:12:03,159 --> 01:12:04,491 TO DEAL WITH, STRIKER. 1674 01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:07,494 DOWN HERE, THERE ARE HUNDREDS AND THOUSANDS 1675 01:12:07,563 --> 01:12:09,891 OF BLINKING, BEEPING, AND FLASHING LIGHTS, 1676 01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:12,633 BLINKING AND BEEPING AND FLASHING. 1677 01:12:12,701 --> 01:12:14,730 THEY'RE FLASHING, AND THEY'RE BEEPING. 1678 01:12:14,799 --> 01:12:16,370 I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE! 1679 01:12:16,439 --> 01:12:17,634 THEY'RE BLINKING AND BEEPING-- 1680 01:12:17,703 --> 01:12:19,636 SIR! SIR, CONTROL YOURSELF! 1681 01:12:19,705 --> 01:12:20,876 PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, SIR. 1682 01:12:20,945 --> 01:12:22,846 I'M ALL RIGHT. 1683 01:12:22,914 --> 01:12:24,644 ALL RIGHT, STRIKER. 1684 01:12:24,713 --> 01:12:27,542 YOU'LL HAVE TO PULL THAT LEVER PANEL OFF. 1685 01:12:27,611 --> 01:12:28,885 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 1686 01:12:28,953 --> 01:12:30,180 JUST RIP IT OFF. 1687 01:12:30,249 --> 01:12:31,217 ROGER. 1688 01:12:31,285 --> 01:12:33,390 ELAINE, SCREWDRIVER. 1689 01:12:54,079 --> 01:12:55,609 OK, THE PANEL'S OFF. 1690 01:12:55,678 --> 01:12:58,540 FIND A PIECE OF METAL AND SHOVE IT IN THERE. 1691 01:12:58,609 --> 01:13:00,709 A PIECE OF METAL? 1692 01:13:00,778 --> 01:13:03,046 ANY PIECE OF METAL WILL DO. 1693 01:13:03,115 --> 01:13:06,552 I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO GET SOME METAL UP THERE. 1694 01:13:06,620 --> 01:13:08,650 HERE WE ARE SURROUNDED BY METAL, 1695 01:13:08,719 --> 01:13:10,621 AND IT'S USELESS. 1696 01:13:10,690 --> 01:13:12,524 MIGHT AS WELL WRITE THEM OFF. 1697 01:13:12,593 --> 01:13:14,525 LET'S CLOSE UP THE BRIDGE. 1698 01:13:14,593 --> 01:13:16,865 LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. 1699 01:13:16,934 --> 01:13:17,932 CLOSE IT UP. 1700 01:13:18,001 --> 01:13:18,930 LIGHTS OUT. 1701 01:13:19,830 --> 01:13:21,037 WHERE AM I GOING TO FIND 1702 01:13:21,105 --> 01:13:23,773 A PIECE OF METAL HERE? 1703 01:13:23,842 --> 01:13:25,908 IN SPACE? 1704 01:13:25,976 --> 01:13:27,939 AT THIS HOUR? 1705 01:13:33,579 --> 01:13:38,488 [ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS] 1706 01:13:49,363 --> 01:13:51,226 WILL THIS WORK, TED? 1707 01:13:54,300 --> 01:13:55,703 THANKS. 1708 01:13:59,043 --> 01:14:00,035 HOLD IT, MURDOCK. 1709 01:14:00,103 --> 01:14:02,877 I'VE GOT SOMETHING THAT MIGHT WORK. 1710 01:14:02,946 --> 01:14:04,342 WAIT. 1711 01:14:04,411 --> 01:14:06,079 A BOBBY PIN. 1712 01:14:06,148 --> 01:14:07,778 A BOBBY PIN? 1713 01:14:07,846 --> 01:14:09,479 WHAT THE HELL'S A MAN DOING 1714 01:14:09,548 --> 01:14:10,984 WITH A BOBBY PIN? 1715 01:14:11,053 --> 01:14:14,054 HUH... 1716 01:14:14,123 --> 01:14:15,558 LIGHTS ON. 1717 01:14:17,424 --> 01:14:18,492 ALL RIGHT, STRIKER, 1718 01:14:18,561 --> 01:14:20,557 IF A BOBBY PIN'S ALL YOU GOT, 1719 01:14:20,626 --> 01:14:22,094 IT'LL HAVE TO DO. 1720 01:14:22,162 --> 01:14:24,501 SHOVE IT IN THERE AND SHORT THAT THING OUT. 1721 01:14:34,244 --> 01:14:35,539 TED, IT'S WORKING. 1722 01:14:35,608 --> 01:14:37,678 WE'RE LOSING SPEED. 1723 01:14:37,747 --> 01:14:40,275 SHE FEELS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO BREAK UP. 1724 01:14:42,287 --> 01:14:43,714 SHE'S STARTING TO SHAKE. 1725 01:14:43,783 --> 01:14:45,984 SHE'S STARTING TO SHAKE. 1726 01:14:49,393 --> 01:14:50,688 SHE'S STARTING TO SHIMMY. 1727 01:14:50,757 --> 01:14:53,156 SHE'S STARTING TO SHIMMY. 1728 01:14:55,232 --> 01:14:56,562 SHE'S STARTING TO-- 1729 01:14:56,631 --> 01:14:59,602 SHE'S STARTING TO, UH... 1730 01:15:01,670 --> 01:15:03,164 WHAT? WHAT'S SHE STARTING TO DO? 1731 01:15:03,233 --> 01:15:06,008 WHAT'S SHE STARTING TO DO? 1732 01:15:06,076 --> 01:15:07,441 SHUDDER, TED? 1733 01:15:07,510 --> 01:15:09,509 SHE'S STARTING TO SHUDDER. 1734 01:15:09,578 --> 01:15:10,947 SHE'S STARTING TO SHUDDER. 1735 01:15:11,015 --> 01:15:12,007 HOW BAD IS IT? 1736 01:15:12,076 --> 01:15:14,584 AT LEAST SHE'S NOT CRACKING UP. 1737 01:15:16,948 --> 01:15:18,513 SHE'S BEGINNING TO CRACK UP. 1738 01:15:18,581 --> 01:15:20,790 AAH! 1739 01:15:20,858 --> 01:15:22,759 AAH! 1740 01:15:22,827 --> 01:15:24,322 AAH! 1741 01:15:24,391 --> 01:15:25,961 AAH! AAH! 1742 01:15:26,030 --> 01:15:27,359 AAH! AAH! 1743 01:15:27,428 --> 01:15:28,963 ALL RIGHT, QUIET! 1744 01:15:29,032 --> 01:15:30,525 QUIET! 1745 01:15:30,594 --> 01:15:32,498 QUIET! 1746 01:15:32,566 --> 01:15:34,096 WE'RE MONITORING YOU. 1747 01:15:34,164 --> 01:15:37,066 KEEP HER NOSE UP. DON'T FIGHT HER. 1748 01:15:37,135 --> 01:15:39,037 I'M TRYING, BUT SHE'S FIGHTING ME. 1749 01:15:42,808 --> 01:15:45,043 TED, THERE'S ALPHA BETA. 1750 01:15:47,749 --> 01:15:49,318 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO COME IN 1751 01:15:49,387 --> 01:15:50,515 PRETTY LOW TO LAND THIS THING. 1752 01:15:50,584 --> 01:15:52,851 IS THAT DIFFICULT, TED? 1753 01:15:52,920 --> 01:15:55,523 SURE, IT'S DIFFICULT. COMING IN LOW 1754 01:15:55,592 --> 01:15:57,654 IS PART OF EVERY TEXTBOOK APPROACH. 1755 01:15:57,723 --> 01:15:58,987 IT'S JUST SOMETHING 1756 01:15:59,056 --> 01:16:01,798 YOU HAVE TO DO WHEN YOU LAND. 1757 01:16:01,866 --> 01:16:03,259 HUH? 1758 01:16:08,904 --> 01:16:10,601 Murdock: STRIKER, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME, 1759 01:16:10,670 --> 01:16:12,338 BUT I'LL SAY THIS... 1760 01:16:12,407 --> 01:16:13,608 YOU PULL THIS OFF, 1761 01:16:13,676 --> 01:16:15,675 AND A LOT OF PEOPLE JUST MIGHT FORGET 1762 01:16:15,743 --> 01:16:17,678 THAT MACHO GRANDE EVER HAPPENED. 1763 01:16:17,746 --> 01:16:20,815 WE'LL GET HER DOWN AND DOWN SAFE. 1764 01:16:23,317 --> 01:16:24,286 STRIKER, 1765 01:16:24,355 --> 01:16:25,622 BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER, 1766 01:16:25,690 --> 01:16:28,656 THERE'S SOMETHING IMPORTANT YOU SHOULD KNOW. 1767 01:16:28,724 --> 01:16:31,420 SLOW DOWN! THE BASE IS STRAIGHT AHEAD. 1768 01:16:31,489 --> 01:16:34,789 THEY'VE JUST HOOKED IN TO A COMMUNICATIONS SATELLITE, 1769 01:16:34,858 --> 01:16:36,796 AND AS WE SPEAK, 1770 01:16:36,864 --> 01:16:39,432 OUR TRANSMISSIONS ARE BEING BROADCAST 1771 01:16:39,500 --> 01:16:40,895 ALL OVER THE WORLD. 1772 01:16:40,964 --> 01:16:41,930 BILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE 1773 01:16:41,998 --> 01:16:44,803 HANGING ON OUR EVERY WORD. 1774 01:16:44,872 --> 01:16:47,475 THE EYES, EARS, NOSES, AND THROATS 1775 01:16:47,544 --> 01:16:49,577 OF EVERY AMERICAN ARE ON YOU, 1776 01:16:49,646 --> 01:16:52,976 EACH ONE OF THEM HOPING AND PRAYING 1777 01:16:53,044 --> 01:16:55,711 THAT YOU COULD PUT THAT SHIP DOWN 1778 01:16:55,779 --> 01:16:58,287 IN ONE PIECE. 1779 01:16:58,356 --> 01:17:00,085 TED, WE'RE NOT STOPPING. 1780 01:17:01,521 --> 01:17:03,119 NOW, STRIKER, 1781 01:17:03,187 --> 01:17:05,787 START BY POSITIONING YOUR LANDING GEAR. 1782 01:17:05,856 --> 01:17:08,395 LOWER YOUR FLAPS. 1783 01:17:08,463 --> 01:17:10,799 JUST KEEP HER LEVEL. 1784 01:17:13,163 --> 01:17:14,703 THERE'S NO LOOKING BACK. 1785 01:17:14,772 --> 01:17:18,367 PUT ON YOUR HORIZON SENSOR AND LEVEL HER OFF. 1786 01:17:25,516 --> 01:17:28,113 TED, WE'RE GOING BACK UP. 1787 01:17:29,917 --> 01:17:32,319 ELAINE, YOU'D BETTER GET READY 1788 01:17:32,388 --> 01:17:34,086 FOR THIS LANDING. 1789 01:17:35,822 --> 01:17:37,491 KEEP UP YOUR STABILIZERS. 1790 01:17:37,560 --> 01:17:39,024 DON'T LOSE CONTROL. 1791 01:17:39,093 --> 01:17:41,956 NOW FIRE BOTH JETS AND HANG ON WITH BOTH HANDS. 1792 01:17:42,025 --> 01:17:44,563 BOTH HANDS, DAMN IT! 1793 01:17:44,632 --> 01:17:46,327 I'LL SAY ONE THING, 1794 01:17:46,396 --> 01:17:48,304 YOU BRING DOWN THAT FLYING HUNK OF JUNK, 1795 01:17:48,372 --> 01:17:50,168 YOU'RE OK IN MY BOOK. 1796 01:17:58,978 --> 01:18:00,247 DON'T FIGHT HER, STRIKER. 1797 01:18:00,316 --> 01:18:02,048 HOLD HER UP. 1798 01:18:11,221 --> 01:18:14,122 I HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR FLIGHT. 1799 01:18:14,191 --> 01:18:17,932 UH, FLY PAN UNIVERSE AGAIN. 1800 01:18:21,665 --> 01:18:23,631 AAH! 1801 01:18:23,700 --> 01:18:26,138 Murdock: YOU GOT TO HIT THE CENTER OF THAT STRIP. 1802 01:18:26,207 --> 01:18:29,341 ONE OR TWO FEET OFF, YOU'RE A DEAD DUCK. 1803 01:18:29,410 --> 01:18:30,872 [SIRENS] 1804 01:18:30,941 --> 01:18:33,013 LET'S GO HOME. 1805 01:18:35,114 --> 01:18:38,319 THANK YOU FOR FLYING PAN UNIVERSE. 1806 01:18:38,388 --> 01:18:39,717 HAVE A NICE DAY. 1807 01:18:39,786 --> 01:18:41,150 Man: IT WAS MY PLEASURE. 1808 01:18:41,219 --> 01:18:43,820 Mary: I HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR FLIGHT. 1809 01:18:43,888 --> 01:18:44,921 Woman: THANK YOU. 1810 01:18:44,990 --> 01:18:46,360 Mary: YOU'RE WELCOME. 1811 01:18:46,429 --> 01:18:47,830 Man: EXCUSE ME. 1812 01:18:51,068 --> 01:18:52,131 OHH! 1813 01:18:53,230 --> 01:18:55,029 SHIFT THOSE TURBO CHARGERS. 1814 01:18:55,098 --> 01:18:56,165 NOW CHECK THE SENSORS. 1815 01:18:56,233 --> 01:18:58,368 DEPLOY YOUR SECONDARY BOOSTERS. 1816 01:19:01,141 --> 01:19:02,470 Man: IS THERE A COURTESY PHONE AROUND HERE? 1817 01:19:02,539 --> 01:19:05,540 HELLO. WE'D LIKE YOU TO HAVE THIS FLOWER. 1818 01:19:05,609 --> 01:19:09,117 WE'RE WITH THE CHURCH OF LUNAR CONSCIOUSNESS. 1819 01:19:09,186 --> 01:19:10,081 HELLO. 1820 01:19:10,149 --> 01:19:13,050 WE'D LIKE YOU TO HAVE THIS FLOWER. 1821 01:19:13,119 --> 01:19:15,456 WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE A DONATION? 1822 01:19:15,525 --> 01:19:20,324 [ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS] 1823 01:19:24,164 --> 01:19:25,630 Murdock: YOU'RE ALMOST HOME. 1824 01:19:25,698 --> 01:19:26,697 HOLD HER. 1825 01:19:26,765 --> 01:19:27,700 HOLD HER. 1826 01:19:27,769 --> 01:19:29,636 STAY WITH HER, STRIKER. 1827 01:19:29,704 --> 01:19:32,038 IT TAKES A SOFT TOUCH. 1828 01:19:32,107 --> 01:19:33,903 DON'T LET HER GET AWAY FROM YOU 1829 01:19:33,972 --> 01:19:35,878 THIS TIME, STRIKER. 1830 01:19:48,221 --> 01:19:50,485 I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD TIME, 1831 01:19:50,554 --> 01:19:54,897 BUT IS IT POSSIBLE TO GET MY BRIEFCASE BACK? 1832 01:19:59,831 --> 01:20:01,202 ST-ST-STRIKER! 1833 01:20:01,271 --> 01:20:02,905 STRIKER. 1834 01:20:04,506 --> 01:20:06,843 TED STRIKER? 1835 01:20:06,911 --> 01:20:09,707 YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LAUGH LIKE THAT? 1836 01:20:09,776 --> 01:20:11,573 YES. YES, I DO. 1837 01:20:12,948 --> 01:20:15,046 WHAT DID HE GET FOR TELLING THE TRUTH? 1838 01:20:15,115 --> 01:20:17,315 A ONE-WAY TICKET TO THE FUNNY FARM. 1839 01:20:18,181 --> 01:20:19,849 DES MOINES INSTITUTE. 1840 01:20:19,918 --> 01:20:21,017 THEN YOU KNOW IT. 1841 01:20:21,086 --> 01:20:24,022 WE'RE FAMILIAR WITH IT. 1842 01:20:24,091 --> 01:20:27,226 JUST DON'T COME APART ON ME NOW. 1843 01:20:31,700 --> 01:20:33,163 JIMMY, DO YOU LIKE IT 1844 01:20:33,231 --> 01:20:35,063 WHEN SCRAPS HOLDS ON TO YOUR LEG 1845 01:20:35,132 --> 01:20:37,467 AND RUBS UP AND DOWN? 1846 01:20:38,675 --> 01:20:40,739 YOU WERE GASSED BY R.O.K.? 1847 01:20:40,807 --> 01:20:43,341 I GOT IT! I GOT IT! 1848 01:20:49,851 --> 01:20:51,014 YOUR NAVIGATOR MR. UNGER. 1849 01:20:51,083 --> 01:20:52,750 FIRST OFFICER MR. DUNN. 1850 01:20:52,819 --> 01:20:54,356 UNGER. OVEUR. 1851 01:20:54,425 --> 01:20:55,656 OVEUR. DUNN. 1852 01:20:55,725 --> 01:20:57,051 LET'S GET TO THE TOWER. 1853 01:20:57,120 --> 01:20:58,623 WE HAVE NO TOWER. 1854 01:20:58,692 --> 01:21:00,495 NO TOWER? 1855 01:21:00,563 --> 01:21:01,723 JUST A BRIDGE, SIR. 1856 01:21:01,791 --> 01:21:04,934 WHY THE HELL AREN'T I NOTIFIED ABOUT THESE THINGS? 1857 01:21:07,165 --> 01:21:09,034 HOW WOULD YOU HANDLE THIS? 1858 01:21:09,103 --> 01:21:11,201 I WANT TO KNOW ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING 1859 01:21:11,269 --> 01:21:12,740 THAT'S HAPPENED UP TILL NOW. 1860 01:21:12,809 --> 01:21:15,577 WELL, FIRST THE EARTH COOLED. 1861 01:21:15,646 --> 01:21:17,271 THEN THE DINOSAURS CAME, 1862 01:21:17,340 --> 01:21:18,845 BUT THEY GOT BIG AND FAT 1863 01:21:18,914 --> 01:21:20,780 AND DIED AND TURNED INTO OIL. 1864 01:21:20,848 --> 01:21:22,111 AND THEN THE ARABS CAME 1865 01:21:22,180 --> 01:21:23,611 AND BOUGHT MERCEDES BENZES. 1866 01:21:23,680 --> 01:21:26,314 GIVE THE COURT YOUR IMPRESSION OF MR. STRIKER. 1867 01:21:26,383 --> 01:21:27,755 I DON'T DO IMPRESSIONS. 1868 01:21:27,824 --> 01:21:30,220 MY TRAINING IS IN PSYCHIATRY. 1869 01:21:30,288 --> 01:21:31,925 DO YOU SWEAR ON THE CONSTITUTION 1870 01:21:31,994 --> 01:21:33,158 TO TELL THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, 1871 01:21:33,227 --> 01:21:34,694 AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, SO HELP YOU GOD? 1872 01:21:34,762 --> 01:21:36,427 AIN'T NO THING. 1873 01:21:37,494 --> 01:21:40,401 THE SECOND TIME BOMB ON YOUR RIGHT. 1874 01:21:40,470 --> 01:21:41,399 CERTAINLY. 1875 01:23:50,895 --> 01:23:54,334 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY'LL BE EXPECTING US TO DO. 125275

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