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Ohhhhhhhh!
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Time to kick this up a notch.
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Dude, you can't shoot
at maximum power.
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Your little body
can't handle it.
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You don't know
what my body is capable of.
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Eh, those new curtains really
tie the room together, eh?
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Yeah, eh? More maple syrup
for your pancakes, eh?
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Oh, I'm sorry! So sorry!
Oh, gee!
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The Canadians?!
Of all people!
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They're the most pleasant group
on the entire Space Tree.
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I said I was sorry.
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You're a loose cannon, Rigby,
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and I won't tolerate
your unsafe behavior anymore!
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Unsafe?! I'm totally...
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Who-oa, who-o-o-oa!
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...safe?
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I'm putting you on probation.
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That means
no more target practice,
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no off-site privileges,
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and, of course, no food trucks.
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But tomorrow is
Roxie's Famous Fry Truck!
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Her butt salt is delicious!
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Guess it's no butt salt for you.
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Can't you let me slide
just this once?
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Hmm.
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If you pass
the Space Tree safety test,
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I'll let you off the hook.
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But I suggest
you start studying now.
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This thing's drier than a bowl
of pretzels on Dust Planet 9.
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Come on, Rawls.
I just graduated high school.
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I'm not gonna read that thing.
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Well, there is another way
for those less, uh, literate.
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Name it.
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Perkins, awaken
Spacey McSpacetree.
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Hey, everybody!
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Hello, Spacey.
Been a while.
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Who is this guy?
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Rigby,
this is Spacey McSpacetree,
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our beloved mascot.
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He's been in cryo-sleep
for the last 30 years.
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That costume sure looks like
it's from 30 years ago.
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Co-o-stume?
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Hey!
Show him some respect!
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He's gonna stick with you
until you pass the test.
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That's right.
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You can't be Safey McSafety
without Spacey McSpacetree.
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It's certainly nice to wake up
to a new friend.
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Put 'er there, Rigby.
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Whoa! Careful, now.
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That's a very unsafe handshake
you got there.
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We're gonna have to
work on that.
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So, in conclusion, the seat belt
always go over the waist.
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Do you need
another demonstration?
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Ugh! I got it!
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You already showed me,
like, five times.
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Pump the brakes there, amigo!
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That's a safety violation
waiting to happen.
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I was just putting it down.
I wasn't gonna spill it.
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Okay, picture this.
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Say you're walking around,
minding your own business,
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Then bam!
You knock into the table.
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Aw, come on!
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Then, next thing you know...
Whoop!
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...you end up
hurting yourself.
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Or worse.
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Whoa!
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You end up in the hospital.
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Ugh! You did that
on purpose.
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That would never happen
in real life.
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Hey, what's the commotion
in here?
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Whoa! Aaah!
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Oh, Benson!
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W-W-W-Whoa!
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Bad show!
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See?
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Come on, bro!
Dig deep!
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Huh? What?
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Zero G!
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Aw. I want to pretend
like I can lift heavy stuff.
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Stupid probation.
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They're not even wearing helmets
in there!
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Uno momento, Rig-bud.
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Hey, guys.
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Having a good time?
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Whoops!
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Still look fun to you?!
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Dude, what's wrong
with your new friend?
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He's not my friend!
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He's just teaching me
about safety
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so I can get off probation.
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Why didn't you just read
the safety manual?
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Yeah, bro.
It's a pretty informative read.
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Well, I wish I knew that
before I got stuck
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with this crazy tree guy
following me around
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and judging my every move!
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Rigby!
That's a safety violation!
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Don't you know that 7 out of 10
lunchtime injuries
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are directly related
to tray-slamming?
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This could've been you!
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Whoa, eh! Oh, sorry.
I'm sorry. Sorry.
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Spacey!
What's your problem?!
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Hey, I'm just
watching your back, buddy.
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I still got to teach you
about safety with music.
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Safe... Safey McSafety.
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Dude, turn! Turn!
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Aah! Got to be safe!
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If I'm not safe, he'll show up.
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Dude, are you all right?
You look horrible.
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It's Spacey!
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I got to get him off my back
once and for all!
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Yeah, you got to pass that test.
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I can't take
much more of that guy.
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Don't worry. I have a plan.
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Take the wheel!
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Hey!
Where are you going?!
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Aren't you on proba...
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So, Spacey says
you're ready for this?
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Look... I even have
written permission.
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Hmm.
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Looks like
30 years of cryo-sleep
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did a number on his penmanship.
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But if Spacey says you're ready,
you're ready.
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This is
our testing overlook machine,
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or, as we like to call it,
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It's proficient in all forms
of safety protocol.
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Hello, T.O.M.
This is Rigby.
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Hello, Rigby. I look forward
to grading your test.
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Whoa. This is a test?
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Does it come with a crazy pencil
or something?
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No, there's no pencil.
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Just call out your answer, and
it will fill in automatically.
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Once it's complete,
insert it into T.O.M.
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Good luck.
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Ugh! How long
does he want me to do this?
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Huh?
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Rigby, old buddy, old pal.
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Couldn't help but notice
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you were driving
a little erratically back there.
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That's not very...
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safe?!
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Uhhhhh...
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Whoa!
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Where is he?!
Where's Rigby?!
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Dude, I don't know!
I don't know!
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Rigby!
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Okay, question 17... "B."
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All right. Question 18.
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I'm coming, buddy!
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Whoa!
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Look both ways!
You're not being safe!
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I'm sorry!
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Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
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Man, this is easier
than I thought.
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Goodbye, Spacey,
and goodbye, probation.
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Rigby!
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You're not ready!
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Uh-oh. A, B, D,
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Let go!
No!
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You still have so much to learn!
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No!
I'm through with you!
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No!
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Yes!
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Error. Test malfunction.
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Now look what you've done!
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Me?! It was you!
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You're ruining my life!
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Ruining your life?
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I thought we were bros.
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You're the first friend
I've had in 30 years.
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Don't make like a tree
and leave me.
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Spacey!
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Aah! What do I do?!
What do I do?!
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Quick!
Stop, drop, and roll!
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I got to finish the test!
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Come on!
We can still fix this!
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W-What?!
Us against that?!
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That's totally unsafe!
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Hey, sometimes you got to be
unsafe to be safe.
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Quick! Grab the test
and read me the questions!
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Which ones did you leave blank?
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Uh...
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27, 44, and 83!
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Okay, question 27.
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"What do you do
during a space-quake?"
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I know this.
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Oh! Take cover
underneath a table!
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Aah!
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Nice one!
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Okay, question 44.
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"Where are you permitted to use
Space Tree laser guns?"
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Only in designated
shooting areas.
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Or if we're
under attack, of course.
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Whaaa!
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Okay, last question.
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"What should you never do
with space soda?"
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What are my options?!
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"A"... drink while operating
heavy machinery.
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"B"... put it on the edge
of a table.
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"C"... drink more
than two bottles a day.
200
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Come on, Rigby!
We went over this!
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Whoa!
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All of the above.
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Safety test complete.
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Processing results.
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Congratulations. You pass.
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Hey, thanks, guys.
Yeah, it worked out.
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Thanks for helping me, Spacey.
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No problem.
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Sorry for being so clingy.
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If I've learned anything,
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it's that being too attached
is emotionally unsafe.
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Here.
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You keep that safe for me.
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00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,650
You got it, friend.
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00:10:33,650 --> 00:10:35,650
Care for more of Roxie's
food-truck fries, Rigby?
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Or, should I say,
Safey McSafety.
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Safety violation!
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Come on, bro.
I'm not gonna spill it.
219
00:10:43,660 --> 00:10:44,890
Oops.
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00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:47,600
Tea time.
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00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:00,110
I'm going back
to cryo-sleep.
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