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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,312 --> 00:00:11,098 [Indistinct chatter in distance] 4 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:33,207 [♪♪♪] 5 00:00:33,337 --> 00:00:53,227 [♪♪♪] 6 00:00:53,357 --> 00:01:13,247 [♪♪♪] 7 00:01:13,377 --> 00:01:20,254 [♪♪♪] 8 00:01:48,412 --> 00:01:50,240 [Sighs] 9 00:02:10,826 --> 00:02:11,914 What's up? 10 00:02:18,529 --> 00:02:19,574 It's not a bus station, kid. 11 00:02:19,704 --> 00:02:21,489 What you getting? 12 00:02:21,619 --> 00:02:25,014 Um, yeah, PBR? 13 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:28,931 We have what is up on the wall. 14 00:02:29,061 --> 00:02:32,195 How about a Pabst? 15 00:02:32,326 --> 00:02:33,631 You know what, I'm gonna do us all a favor 16 00:02:33,762 --> 00:02:38,027 and you get... a Brown. 17 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,161 Four bucks, just for you. 18 00:02:49,081 --> 00:02:51,693 No one drink minimum for you. 19 00:02:51,823 --> 00:02:53,608 You, you get ice. 20 00:02:53,738 --> 00:03:03,095 [♪♪♪] 21 00:03:03,226 --> 00:03:07,361 Hey Bart, can I-- 22 00:03:07,491 --> 00:03:08,884 let me get a High Life. 23 00:03:11,539 --> 00:03:13,497 Thank you, sir. 24 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:19,677 First one's on the house, kid. 25 00:03:19,808 --> 00:03:20,591 Welcome to Czeck's. 26 00:03:20,722 --> 00:03:22,506 Oh. 27 00:03:22,637 --> 00:03:23,681 Thanks, man. 28 00:03:23,812 --> 00:03:46,661 [♪♪♪] 29 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:47,792 Nat. 30 00:03:47,923 --> 00:03:49,838 Bart? 31 00:03:49,968 --> 00:03:53,711 Alright, so we'll start with " Down So Long"... 32 00:03:53,842 --> 00:03:56,627 [Indistinct chatter] 33 00:04:06,028 --> 00:04:07,247 NAT: Bart? 34 00:04:07,377 --> 00:04:12,774 [♪♪♪] 35 00:04:12,904 --> 00:04:14,297 NAT: Goddammit, Bart! 36 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:20,477 ♪ And I've been down so long 37 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:22,697 Ugh! 38 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:24,699 [Grunts] 39 00:04:25,961 --> 00:04:27,397 [Scuffling] 40 00:04:27,528 --> 00:04:30,008 The Werewalrus! 41 00:04:30,139 --> 00:04:32,010 Goddamn thief! 42 00:04:32,141 --> 00:04:33,664 Help! 43 00:04:35,927 --> 00:04:37,233 Oh, fucking cunt-- 44 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:39,235 OLD MAN: Ah! 45 00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:42,630 [Rewind] 46 00:04:42,760 --> 00:05:02,650 [♪♪♪] 47 00:05:02,780 --> 00:05:20,755 [♪♪♪] 48 00:05:20,885 --> 00:05:23,279 Oh dammit, fuck! 49 00:05:27,457 --> 00:05:29,024 Fuck! 50 00:05:33,942 --> 00:05:35,770 Get it together, Nat. 51 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:37,162 Deep breaths. 52 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:42,690 No, cigarette... 53 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:44,953 Cigarette? No... cigarette. 54 00:05:50,175 --> 00:05:52,961 [Birds chirping in background] 55 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:58,140 Fucking of course. 56 00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:05,669 [Bart on voicemail] It's Bart, what do you got for me? 57 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,454 Speak. 58 00:06:07,584 --> 00:06:08,803 Asshole. 59 00:06:08,933 --> 00:06:23,208 [♪♪♪] 60 00:06:23,339 --> 00:06:26,081 [Flushes toilet] 61 00:06:34,829 --> 00:06:36,221 Okay. 62 00:06:36,352 --> 00:06:43,968 [♪♪♪] 63 00:06:44,099 --> 00:06:46,057 Here we go again... 64 00:06:46,188 --> 00:06:52,586 [♪♪♪] 65 00:06:52,716 --> 00:06:54,370 Everything in the bag. 66 00:06:54,501 --> 00:07:14,390 [♪♪♪] 67 00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:20,440 [♪♪♪] 68 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:22,746 NAT: Back on the street again. 69 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:42,766 [♪♪♪] 70 00:07:42,897 --> 00:07:57,346 [♪♪♪] 71 00:07:59,783 --> 00:08:01,089 Sorry, hon! 72 00:08:01,219 --> 00:08:02,351 NAT: Not you too, Aura. 73 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:05,572 I know, the first corner on Decatur is open, I think. 74 00:08:05,702 --> 00:08:06,616 Why don't you check that out? 75 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:08,052 Hmm. 76 00:08:08,183 --> 00:08:09,619 And hey, Nat girl, 77 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:11,142 the NOPD's been chilling people 'bout permits. 78 00:08:11,273 --> 00:08:13,318 They took Trente into OPP. 79 00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:14,755 They took Trente in? 80 00:08:14,885 --> 00:08:16,670 - Really? - Be on your toes. 81 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,237 He's fucking harmless, dude, but whatever. 82 00:08:19,368 --> 00:08:21,370 Alright, have a good shift. 83 00:08:24,068 --> 00:08:24,895 [Car honking] 84 00:08:26,723 --> 00:08:28,116 [Bart on voicemail] It's Bart, what do you got for me? 85 00:08:28,246 --> 00:08:30,248 Speak. 86 00:08:30,379 --> 00:08:33,774 Come on, if you could clue me in on my time travels last night 87 00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:37,560 that would really be awesome. 88 00:08:37,691 --> 00:08:39,954 A response is not that fucking hard. 89 00:08:40,084 --> 00:08:54,142 [♪♪♪] 90 00:08:54,272 --> 00:08:55,491 [Ethan on voicemail] Talk into your phone box 91 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:57,667 and then I'll listen to it in the future. 92 00:08:57,798 --> 00:08:59,190 [Beep] 93 00:08:59,321 --> 00:09:00,670 Hey Ethan, it's Nat. 94 00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:04,282 Um, hey, I have a favor to ask you. 95 00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:07,242 Um, whenever you get a chance, just give me a call back, 96 00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:11,159 'cause there's this thing that 97 00:09:11,289 --> 00:09:14,118 I just have to talk to you about. Later. 98 00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:19,559 [Sighs deeply] 99 00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:26,957 OFF-SCREEN VOICE: It's the kid who can't swing 100 00:09:27,088 --> 00:09:29,133 and doesn't know how to use the slide. 101 00:09:29,264 --> 00:09:31,396 [Indistinct chatter in distance] 102 00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:35,487 NAT: Finally! 103 00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:41,406 [Cat meows in distance] 104 00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:44,322 [Indistinct chatter in distance] 105 00:09:48,805 --> 00:09:50,024 NAT: Alright. 106 00:09:50,154 --> 00:09:52,983 Greetings, New Orleans, bartenders, party-goers, 107 00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:55,769 tourists, and barflies, today is a nice day 108 00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:56,900 in the Big Easy, 109 00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:59,468 'cause everything can be had for a price, 110 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:00,730 so if you like what you see, 111 00:10:00,861 --> 00:10:04,865 go ahead and feel free to tip me and-- fuck! 112 00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:07,607 The fucking cops have nothing else to do 113 00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:10,958 in this goddamn town, but fuck with local artists! 114 00:10:11,088 --> 00:10:23,623 [♪♪♪] 115 00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:26,756 What the fuck, Bart. 116 00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:28,018 Hey, Beatrix. 117 00:10:28,149 --> 00:10:29,585 BEATRIX: Hey, Natalee. 118 00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:30,978 - NAT: Working a double today? - Yeah. 119 00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:33,850 Hey, did Wendy leave a check for me behind the bar, 120 00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:36,810 'cause I worked a fee shifts during Bayou Fest? 121 00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:39,813 I don't know. 122 00:10:39,943 --> 00:10:41,162 Not that I know of. 123 00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:43,425 Dude, she's drunk, you know, I'll remind her later. 124 00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:45,209 I know, I'm fucking broke though, 125 00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:47,124 really need a check. 126 00:10:47,255 --> 00:10:49,170 Hey, Ethan just stopped by and brought me 127 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,215 a little something-something to get through this shift. 128 00:10:51,346 --> 00:10:54,305 Where can I find this Ethan? 129 00:10:54,436 --> 00:10:56,264 Bar Next Door, I think. 130 00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:57,744 NAT: Got ya. 131 00:10:57,874 --> 00:11:00,572 - Have a good shift, alright-- - BEATRIX: See you later. 132 00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:02,879 Hey, you seen Ethan around anywhere? 133 00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:04,707 Check the courtyard. 134 00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:13,629 Ethan? 135 00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:22,682 - Hi. - Hi. 136 00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:26,207 What's the matter? 137 00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:28,122 Here, here, feel better. 138 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:33,693 Well, for starters, I woke up at Bart's today. 139 00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:35,825 Oh no. 140 00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:37,697 So I looked for his weed and his cash was stashed. 141 00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:39,133 Mhmm. 142 00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:41,744 And I went off to work, some statue was in my spot, 143 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:44,094 so then I went to this other spot 144 00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:48,838 and the fucking popo hassled me and ugh... 145 00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:51,058 You know, I'm Samson in these boots, right? 146 00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:52,146 You mean Delilah? 147 00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:56,237 No, Samson. 148 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:58,021 And last night I think Bart-- 149 00:11:58,152 --> 00:12:01,721 Just shut up about your boyfriend, okay? 150 00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:04,854 Okay, well, be gentle. 151 00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:10,381 ♪ Service industry night 152 00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:11,339 You want a beer? 153 00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:12,296 Something? 154 00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:14,734 Um, no. 155 00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:17,606 I uh... 156 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,869 Actually I'm gonna go have a drink with Lesley 157 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,044 in a minute. 158 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:22,350 - Okay. - Yeah. 159 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:25,179 That's cool. 160 00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:28,835 Could I get you to help me out with something? 161 00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:31,751 In particular, I kind of... 162 00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:37,626 I got you. 163 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,541 - Yeah. - Bye. 164 00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:50,944 [♪♪♪] 165 00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:52,859 Hi stranger. 166 00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:56,863 Oh dear, you don't look so good. 167 00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:59,561 Yeah, well, you know, don't really know 168 00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,998 exactly where my life is going nowadays. 169 00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:04,174 Tell me about it! 170 00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:07,917 Lesley, in all the years that we've known each other, 171 00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:11,181 what is the one thing that you know about me? 172 00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:15,707 I don't know, maybe it's that you never take those boots off? 173 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,144 Right, exactly. 174 00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:18,798 I dance, drink, fuck, and fight 175 00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:20,887 - in these Natalee King Coles. - Yup. 176 00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:24,978 So you only take them off for? 177 00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:26,849 I never take 'em off. 178 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:29,199 You can't smoke here. 179 00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:35,553 We're outside, the a.k.a. smoking section. 180 00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:37,817 They signed a smoke-free pact. 181 00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:39,296 Where else in America is a grown-ass man 182 00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,211 gonna do something bad for her damn self. 183 00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:43,083 Preach it, sister. 184 00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:45,650 [Grunts] 185 00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:48,653 And. Bart raped me last night. 186 00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:50,351 What! 187 00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:54,094 Don't joke about that. 188 00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:57,314 I woke up with my boots off. 189 00:13:57,445 --> 00:14:02,493 Holy shit, Natalee, that's not evidence. 190 00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,191 What about physical damage? 191 00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:10,110 Uh, well, for starters I... 192 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,590 There's spotting and I was sore, it definitely felt like 193 00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:14,114 I had sex when I woke up this morning. 194 00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:15,376 And? 195 00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:18,727 That's not enough. 196 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:22,862 What, you don't believe me? 197 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:25,821 You need proof before you ruin a guy's life! 198 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:28,824 Don't be a Jeanette! 199 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:29,825 What are you talking about? 200 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,348 Jeanette was raped! 201 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:32,480 Come on, Nat. 202 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:36,397 She owed him money, he got her fired, 203 00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:38,747 she got her big gorillas to run him outta town. 204 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,184 No dude, I was there that night. 205 00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:43,230 Jeanette came to me, I know the whole fucking story, 206 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:47,060 so... 207 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:50,324 Don't be a Beatrix! 208 00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:52,369 Goodbye, Lesley. 209 00:14:52,500 --> 00:15:08,385 [♪♪♪] 210 00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:09,778 Fuck! 211 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,172 Where the fuck is everybody when I need them? 212 00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:22,878 [♪♪♪] 213 00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,140 Greetings, New Orleans. 214 00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:25,837 Today is a nice day in the Big Easy. 215 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:28,884 [Applause] 216 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:37,066 Hey, that's pretty cool. 217 00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:39,547 Do you think I could have $1 for a beer? 218 00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:41,505 Look, I'm trying to work 219 00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:43,507 and you're asking me for charity right now, 220 00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:44,856 not very cool. 221 00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,467 Can you at least help me get fucked up? 222 00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:48,556 Absolutely not. 223 00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,514 Look, if you wanna make some money, 224 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:51,951 go down the street and fly a sign 225 00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:53,909 just like all the other fucking gutterpunks. 226 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,868 Just get outta here, you're scaring my business away. 227 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,740 Some business. 228 00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,481 In the event that you actually do make some money 229 00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:02,831 and you wanna get fucked up, go to the Bar Next Door 230 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,528 and find a guy named Ethan. 231 00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:05,573 Get outta here. 232 00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:07,792 Go away, got it. 233 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,841 Are you fucking serious? 234 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,799 God... 235 00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:21,023 Fuck it. 236 00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:23,286 AURA: Hey, Natalee. 237 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:24,592 Hey, Nat. 238 00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:30,337 Aura, now is not a good time. 239 00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,339 What's wrong with you? 240 00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:34,167 You look like you need a friend, huh? 241 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:36,125 A friend, a shower, and a gun. 242 00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:39,389 Hey, sister, if you're serious, I can hook you up. 243 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,174 Oh yeah, which one? 244 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:45,656 After 4:00 a.m., it's all a fucking haze 245 00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:50,879 and I guess you know, besides waking up this morning 246 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:54,535 and feeling the way that I felt and all the other evidence, 247 00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:57,755 I just... You know. 248 00:16:57,886 --> 00:17:00,671 Boots don't lie, man, I trust my boots. 249 00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:02,021 I believe you. 250 00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:03,022 What? 251 00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:04,110 I believe you. 252 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:07,026 You've got to do something about it. 253 00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:10,072 Yeah, I'll go to the cops, I'll be like, 254 00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:11,856 "Hey, give me one of those free rape kits, yo." 255 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:12,944 No, fuck the cops. 256 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:16,078 Go to the Dauphine Clinic. 257 00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:19,603 Um, I'm not going to the clinic, dude. 258 00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,388 You can't or you won't? 259 00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:23,781 TRENTE-SOUS: Damselles, s'il vous plaît. 260 00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,000 - Not now! - Not now, Trente. 261 00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:27,481 Either of you spare a trente-sous that 262 00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:29,265 - you could live without? - Wait a second, 263 00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:30,092 I thought they said that you were in the OPP. 264 00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:31,050 Weren't you in the OPP? 265 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:32,268 TRENTE: OPP? 266 00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:33,835 No. 267 00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:35,445 OPP and I, 268 00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:38,927 we came to an agreement last week. 269 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:39,928 Ha! 270 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,365 Have a magnifique day. 271 00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,065 There's no evidence. 272 00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:49,111 Well, you don't know that until you go to the clinic. 273 00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:52,027 It doesn't matter, I've been hooking up with him. 274 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:53,724 Oh. 275 00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:57,685 Well, you'll have to lie about that. 276 00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,078 And lie about the fact that 277 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,210 I like to take recreational drugs on occasion. 278 00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:02,081 Lie about that, too. 279 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:04,126 It is important. 280 00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:06,215 Aura, I love you, dude, 281 00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:08,609 but sometimes you can be a fucking retard. 282 00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,828 I mean can't do this he-said, she-said bullshit, 283 00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,439 you know, I have no leg. 284 00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:13,701 [Indiscernible speech] 285 00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:15,398 Here's some cookies! 286 00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:16,486 [Overlapping speech] 287 00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:17,748 Attack of the manginas! 288 00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:20,099 Chips ahoy, motherfucker! 289 00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:23,102 - Damn. - Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. 290 00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:27,671 Well, look then we get our own revenge on him, hmm? 291 00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:33,547 I don't even know what happened really. 292 00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:35,462 Well, you said you were sure. 293 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,857 Sure until I talked to you. 294 00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:42,295 Well, I am sure. 295 00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:44,253 I don't even know where he is. 296 00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:51,782 Fine, I'll go to the stupid clinic, 297 00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:54,742 'cause mommy knows best. 298 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,265 See you later, tits. 299 00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:04,143 DEE: Hey, Nat. 300 00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:05,579 - Hi. - Look at you. 301 00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:11,802 Earth to Nat. 302 00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,978 Sorry, I was just pondering about all that shady shit 303 00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:16,067 that guys do that they don't tell us about. 304 00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:17,156 Yeah, and I'm sure if it's important, 305 00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:19,767 they'd tell us. 306 00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:21,160 Dare to dream, Dee. 307 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,204 I'm gonna go. 308 00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:23,771 Yeah, you're not going in? 309 00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:24,859 No, I'm going to work. 310 00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:26,252 Me too, I'm going to work. 311 00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:28,384 I'm working your boyfriend's shift. 312 00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:30,517 Fuck, that's right! 313 00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:31,474 He follows Freddy on Wednesdays. 314 00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:32,475 - Right? - Right. 315 00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:33,650 Alright, see you later, Dee. 316 00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:35,348 See ya later. 317 00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:41,005 - I gotta... food thing. 318 00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:43,007 Whatever. 319 00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:44,226 You know what, fuck it. 320 00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:45,401 We should just roll up on him at Czeck's, 321 00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:46,750 'cause his shift starts really soon. 322 00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:49,666 Oh goody! 323 00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:50,885 Aura, no violence. 324 00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:53,714 - Oh, come on. - Yet. 325 00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:55,933 Alright, ready to do this? 326 00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:59,198 Ooh boy, I would love to face him like an angry pack 327 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:00,677 of Amazon avengers. 328 00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:02,070 No, no, no. 329 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,680 Aura, he just turns into a little fucking 330 00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:06,379 titty baby bitch when he gets into work. 331 00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,424 So listen, don't do anything crazy 332 00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:11,166 unless I call for back-up. 333 00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:12,820 Look him in the eyes 334 00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:16,476 and then you'll know the truth, right? 335 00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:17,868 Wish me luck. 336 00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:28,183 [♪♪♪] 337 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,272 ♪ Go forth and scorch 338 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,365 Bart? 339 00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,672 Thank you, sir. 340 00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:43,285 Hey Nat. 341 00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:44,808 Ethan. 342 00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:46,593 Now is not a good time. 343 00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:49,944 Bart! 344 00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:53,904 Goddammit, Bart. 345 00:20:54,035 --> 00:21:02,043 [♪♪♪] 346 00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:04,001 [Woman grunts] 347 00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:07,004 [Scuffling] 348 00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:10,269 Get off! 349 00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:13,881 Help! 350 00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:15,883 Dammit, not on my watch, people! 351 00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:18,364 I don't get paid enough to wipe your dumb asses. 352 00:21:18,494 --> 00:21:19,843 Um. 353 00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:21,192 And don't think I'm helping your bitch ass. 354 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,586 What?! 355 00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:25,893 [Rewind back] 356 00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:40,081 [♪♪♪] 357 00:21:40,211 --> 00:21:41,865 Hey, woah. 358 00:21:41,996 --> 00:22:12,635 [♪♪♪] 359 00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:13,897 Bobesy... 360 00:22:14,028 --> 00:22:15,812 Boba, can I get my room please? 361 00:22:15,943 --> 00:22:18,511 I need to get ready, I got a meeting today. 362 00:22:18,641 --> 00:22:19,729 No? Okay. 363 00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:21,122 Mmmm. 364 00:22:21,252 --> 00:22:39,270 [♪♪♪] 365 00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:42,839 [Phone vibrating] 366 00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:50,369 Jesus! 367 00:22:50,499 --> 00:22:52,806 [Phone continues vibrating] 368 00:22:52,936 --> 00:22:54,677 Hi! 369 00:22:54,808 --> 00:22:57,201 Sorry, I'm late. 370 00:22:57,332 --> 00:22:58,638 WILLOW: It's about time. 371 00:22:58,768 --> 00:23:00,727 Yeah, let me get that. Where do these go? 372 00:23:00,857 --> 00:23:02,772 Do you know I've been having to carry these cases by myself 373 00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:04,383 when I should be at the register? 374 00:23:04,513 --> 00:23:05,427 Sorry, right. 375 00:23:05,558 --> 00:23:06,820 So I'll just stack these. 376 00:23:06,950 --> 00:23:10,301 No, just hold on, I want a quarter of your finest. 377 00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:12,042 Oh yeah, sure. 378 00:23:12,173 --> 00:23:14,044 Um, I got the stuff for you, you're gonna love it. 379 00:23:14,175 --> 00:23:15,611 It's Blueberry Morning, it's what-- 380 00:23:15,742 --> 00:23:18,919 Okay, so I'm gonna dock 50 minutes off, 381 00:23:19,049 --> 00:23:20,094 - 'cause you were late. - Right. 382 00:23:20,224 --> 00:23:21,617 Then I'll just take the rest out of your tips. 383 00:23:21,748 --> 00:23:22,923 Okay. 384 00:23:23,053 --> 00:23:26,883 Uh, right, don't you mean your tips? 385 00:23:27,014 --> 00:23:28,363 Right? 386 00:23:28,494 --> 00:23:30,321 Seriously you know what, just put it down, put it down. 387 00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:31,888 You know what, just go home. 388 00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:33,150 Just go home for the day! 389 00:23:33,281 --> 00:23:36,545 D-- You're not firing me though, right? 390 00:23:36,676 --> 00:23:38,460 So I'll mop. 391 00:23:38,591 --> 00:23:40,897 - WILLOW: You know what-- - I can mop for you. 392 00:23:41,028 --> 00:23:42,159 I'll do the cups. 393 00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:43,291 No, just go home! 394 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,379 I don't want you here! 395 00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:45,598 You feel okay? 396 00:23:45,728 --> 00:23:46,816 No! No, I don't! 397 00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:48,209 Just go! 398 00:23:48,339 --> 00:23:49,558 Alright, feel better. 399 00:23:49,689 --> 00:23:51,430 - Thanks. - Bye. 400 00:23:54,128 --> 00:23:55,390 Sup kids? 401 00:23:55,521 --> 00:23:56,913 KARL: Uh-oh, oh. 402 00:23:57,044 --> 00:23:58,045 KYLIE: The Ethanator. 403 00:23:58,175 --> 00:23:59,873 - What's up, dude? - What's up? 404 00:24:00,003 --> 00:24:00,700 KARL: Bout fucking time, bro. 405 00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:03,224 Yeah. 406 00:24:03,354 --> 00:24:04,747 KYLIE: Candy man. 407 00:24:04,878 --> 00:24:05,835 KEN: Ooh, ooh. 408 00:24:05,966 --> 00:24:09,230 Alright, we got Dutch Mountain kind, 409 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:10,710 Tip Of The Iceberg, 410 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,799 and the one with the stickers is Stank Butt. 411 00:24:12,929 --> 00:24:13,756 KEN: Stank what? 412 00:24:13,887 --> 00:24:14,714 Stank... butt? 413 00:24:14,844 --> 00:24:15,889 It's good. 414 00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:18,587 So what's the occasion for all the variety? 415 00:24:18,718 --> 00:24:22,722 Oh, actually I got a meeting today with Pele. 416 00:24:22,852 --> 00:24:23,810 Soccer-- 417 00:24:23,940 --> 00:24:24,680 The soccer player or something? 418 00:24:24,811 --> 00:24:26,247 No, the drug dealer. 419 00:24:26,377 --> 00:24:27,509 Oh, Paley! 420 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:28,510 - Paley. - Paley. 421 00:24:28,641 --> 00:24:30,599 - Yeah. - Shit, man. 422 00:24:30,730 --> 00:24:32,601 Better get your shit together, get his name right, 423 00:24:32,732 --> 00:24:35,038 'cause Paley don't play. 424 00:24:35,169 --> 00:24:39,869 It's like career-making stuff, like promotion stuff like, 425 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,307 you know like, office with a window 426 00:24:43,438 --> 00:24:45,745 with a view in the corner. 427 00:24:45,875 --> 00:24:47,486 That sounds great. 428 00:24:47,616 --> 00:24:50,358 I knew this guy who worked at DOA though, 429 00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:51,707 Big Mike, you remember Big Mike? 430 00:24:51,838 --> 00:24:52,839 Yeah. 431 00:24:52,969 --> 00:24:54,231 Yeah, we're gonna make a deal 432 00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:56,538 and I don't remember the details. 433 00:24:56,669 --> 00:24:58,627 It was something about like Big Mike was supposed 434 00:24:58,758 --> 00:25:01,195 to text him like when he got to location 435 00:25:01,325 --> 00:25:05,025 and a picture of Big Mike's dick got sent to Paley. 436 00:25:05,155 --> 00:25:09,072 Anyway all those guys straight up disappeared, man. 437 00:25:09,203 --> 00:25:10,813 This is what I've been working for. 438 00:25:10,944 --> 00:25:13,381 He's gonna hook me up with that good Cali stuff. 439 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:14,991 Right, I'm hoping I'm gonna move up 440 00:25:15,122 --> 00:25:17,211 to some cocaine. 441 00:25:17,341 --> 00:25:19,996 And then I'll just distribute in the triangle for him, 442 00:25:20,127 --> 00:25:21,171 it's all good. 443 00:25:21,302 --> 00:25:23,217 Yeah. 444 00:25:23,347 --> 00:25:24,348 So listen, what'd y'all want? 445 00:25:24,479 --> 00:25:25,872 I don't have any money today. 446 00:25:26,002 --> 00:25:27,395 Yeah I-- You never got money. 447 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:28,396 Check it, dude. 448 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:31,094 Two eighths, Stank Butt. 449 00:25:31,225 --> 00:25:32,356 Here's this sticker one. 450 00:25:32,487 --> 00:25:34,533 - KARL: Let's do 70. - KYLIE: 70 bucks, and-- 451 00:25:34,663 --> 00:25:36,099 - KARL: There ya go. - Yeah. 452 00:25:36,230 --> 00:25:37,536 KARL: That's straight. 453 00:25:37,666 --> 00:25:39,146 But... 454 00:25:39,276 --> 00:25:40,147 Yeah. 455 00:25:40,277 --> 00:25:41,496 That's square? 456 00:25:41,627 --> 00:25:43,193 KYLIE: No, yeah, it's a-- it's a whole square. 457 00:25:43,324 --> 00:25:44,455 Alright. 458 00:25:46,370 --> 00:25:47,458 Hey, hey, what's up, man? 459 00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:49,722 - Check this out. - BEATRIX: Hmm. 460 00:25:51,941 --> 00:25:53,073 And it tastes like Booberry cereal. 461 00:25:53,203 --> 00:25:55,249 BEATRIX: Seriously? 462 00:25:55,379 --> 00:25:56,946 Yeah, I ain't feeling it. 463 00:25:57,077 --> 00:26:02,082 Um, you know what I really need is like a little something 464 00:26:02,212 --> 00:26:03,562 to get me through this double. 465 00:26:03,692 --> 00:26:05,694 Um... 466 00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:07,914 [Stuff clatters on counter] 467 00:26:08,044 --> 00:26:14,181 You can have four-- well, I'll give you five for 20. 468 00:26:14,311 --> 00:26:15,530 I'll tell you what, I'll take three for 10, 469 00:26:15,661 --> 00:26:16,662 how's that? 470 00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:17,967 ETHAN: Okay. 471 00:26:18,098 --> 00:26:20,883 BEATRIX: Hmm, I'm in. 472 00:26:21,014 --> 00:26:23,407 There, don't spend it all in one place. 473 00:26:23,538 --> 00:26:27,324 Do you wanna like, make out or like, drink or... 474 00:26:27,455 --> 00:26:29,413 Would you like to buy a drink, honey? 475 00:26:29,544 --> 00:26:30,545 Can I do a shot? 476 00:26:30,676 --> 00:26:31,764 - Do you wanna buy a shot? - No. 477 00:26:31,894 --> 00:26:32,808 BEATRIX: Okay. 478 00:26:32,939 --> 00:26:34,244 ETHAN: Do you wanna give me a shot? 479 00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:35,681 Did you wanna give me some pills? 480 00:26:35,811 --> 00:26:37,465 - Alright, I gotta go then. - Alright. 481 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:38,553 ETHAN: Gonna make the rounds. 482 00:26:38,684 --> 00:26:40,250 - Alright, take care, honey. - ETHAN: Bye. 483 00:26:44,341 --> 00:26:46,822 I just remembered I'm lactose intolerant. 484 00:26:46,953 --> 00:26:48,432 You just ate half a pizza. 485 00:26:53,568 --> 00:26:55,048 I like pizza. 486 00:26:55,178 --> 00:27:01,184 [♪♪♪] 487 00:27:01,315 --> 00:27:03,099 Oh my God. 488 00:27:03,230 --> 00:27:12,761 [♪♪♪] 489 00:27:12,892 --> 00:27:14,284 Hey! 490 00:27:14,415 --> 00:27:15,677 You're gonna need this. 491 00:27:15,808 --> 00:27:17,418 - Thank you. - Oh! 492 00:27:29,038 --> 00:27:30,083 Ethan, where have you been? 493 00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:31,954 Hey. 494 00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:35,044 - You want some pizza? - Fuck your pizza. 495 00:27:35,175 --> 00:27:36,437 You know what kind of day I've had today? 496 00:27:36,567 --> 00:27:37,568 I wanted that. 497 00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:38,874 Freakin', I woke up today at Bart's house, 498 00:27:39,005 --> 00:27:41,050 there wasn't even fucking water, so I stole his soap. 499 00:27:41,181 --> 00:27:42,704 I didn't get the work today, 500 00:27:42,835 --> 00:27:44,793 fucking cops, busted up all of my shit. 501 00:27:44,924 --> 00:27:47,230 Magicians, and jugglers, and all those motherfuckers 502 00:27:47,361 --> 00:27:49,276 are in my spots and you know who really needs 503 00:27:49,406 --> 00:27:51,147 this fucking soap is the fucking gutterpunks 504 00:27:51,278 --> 00:27:53,019 who ask me for everything. 505 00:27:53,149 --> 00:27:55,238 And you know, just like... 506 00:27:55,369 --> 00:27:58,372 [Inhales deeply] 507 00:27:58,502 --> 00:28:00,330 What the fuck are you smoking? 508 00:28:00,461 --> 00:28:01,331 [Spits] 509 00:28:01,462 --> 00:28:02,289 It's disgusting. 510 00:28:02,419 --> 00:28:03,682 I have other-- 511 00:28:03,812 --> 00:28:05,771 Nah, don't worry about it just-- 512 00:28:05,901 --> 00:28:07,468 ETHAN: Ow! 513 00:28:07,598 --> 00:28:09,470 - Don't touch my boots! - Sorry. 514 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,298 Do not-- Goddammit! 515 00:28:11,428 --> 00:28:12,647 You know how I feel about my boots. 516 00:28:12,778 --> 00:28:13,866 I know. 517 00:28:13,996 --> 00:28:18,392 God, I mean, you know what, fuck it. 518 00:28:20,263 --> 00:28:21,308 Uh. 519 00:28:21,438 --> 00:28:22,483 Just shut up, shut up. 520 00:28:22,613 --> 00:28:24,093 ETHAN: Be gentle! 521 00:28:30,926 --> 00:28:31,884 You know, actually I just talked to Aura 522 00:28:32,014 --> 00:28:35,583 and we're gonna go meet up, fuck shit up. 523 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:37,846 - Well? - What? 524 00:28:37,977 --> 00:28:39,674 Give it to me already. 525 00:28:39,805 --> 00:28:41,197 What? 526 00:28:41,328 --> 00:28:43,156 You know. 527 00:28:43,286 --> 00:28:45,854 Oh. 528 00:28:45,985 --> 00:28:48,291 Eh, that'll do. 529 00:28:48,422 --> 00:28:49,684 Oh. 530 00:28:49,815 --> 00:28:51,512 Thanks. 531 00:28:51,642 --> 00:28:53,819 Bye. 532 00:28:53,949 --> 00:28:55,559 [Phone vibrates] 533 00:29:01,043 --> 00:29:03,045 That mean anything to you? 534 00:29:03,176 --> 00:29:06,657 "Fassinc for zippers"? - It looks like gibberish to me. 535 00:29:06,788 --> 00:29:08,834 Yeah, me too. 536 00:29:08,964 --> 00:29:10,879 Alright, I should call her. 537 00:29:11,010 --> 00:29:12,359 Yo! 538 00:29:12,489 --> 00:29:13,795 What up, Stove Top? 539 00:29:13,926 --> 00:29:16,624 Yo, what up, Good Eats? 540 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,234 What's happening, baby? 541 00:29:18,365 --> 00:29:20,062 I hear you got that Cannibal Kush. 542 00:29:20,193 --> 00:29:21,237 Yeah. 543 00:29:21,368 --> 00:29:23,979 Today's specials are, I got Blue Diesel, 544 00:29:24,110 --> 00:29:28,244 I got the Himalayan Arugula, and I got the Choco-Chronic. 545 00:29:28,375 --> 00:29:29,680 What the fuck, set me up with a pu-pu platter. 546 00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:31,073 I'll take an eighth of each. 547 00:29:31,204 --> 00:29:32,248 Okay. 548 00:29:32,379 --> 00:29:35,817 Yo, I heard you got business with Paley? 549 00:29:35,948 --> 00:29:37,906 Yeah, you know he's got a good hook-up 550 00:29:38,037 --> 00:29:39,690 and I got the street connections, 551 00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:42,432 so we're gonna figure something out. 552 00:29:42,563 --> 00:29:45,740 Look, man, you're a good kid and all, 553 00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:49,744 but don't go messing around upstairs, man. 554 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:51,311 Paley don't play, bro. 555 00:29:51,441 --> 00:29:52,921 But this is my step up, so... 556 00:29:53,052 --> 00:29:54,401 Shouldn't you be in a college or something, man? 557 00:29:54,531 --> 00:29:56,446 What you wanna do with your life? 558 00:29:56,577 --> 00:29:58,405 I'm doing it, dad. 559 00:29:58,535 --> 00:30:00,276 I'm having fun, I like this. 560 00:30:00,407 --> 00:30:02,278 I'm good at it. 561 00:30:02,409 --> 00:30:03,627 You know, it's my calling. 562 00:30:03,758 --> 00:30:04,672 90 bucks. 563 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:07,806 That's your calling, 90 bucks? 564 00:30:07,936 --> 00:30:11,157 Man, I'm just trying to make a name for myself, you know like 565 00:30:11,287 --> 00:30:14,247 if I do good at this, then I'll move up to powder, 566 00:30:14,377 --> 00:30:16,292 I make some money, I get some respect, 567 00:30:16,423 --> 00:30:19,992 find a nice girl, settle a little bit. 568 00:30:20,122 --> 00:30:23,212 And then... you know, like Scarface. 569 00:30:23,343 --> 00:30:24,387 Like you and music. 570 00:30:24,518 --> 00:30:27,869 Ethan, my bass, worst-case scenario 571 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,437 will get me puked on. 572 00:30:30,567 --> 00:30:33,135 You could end up feeding the catfish, man. 573 00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:35,529 These baggies ain't even labeled, bro. 574 00:30:35,659 --> 00:30:39,663 ETHAN: You can tell, that's the choco, 'cause look at that color. 575 00:30:39,794 --> 00:30:42,666 Wait, look, it's labeled. 576 00:30:42,797 --> 00:30:44,233 It looks like a doo-doo, man. 577 00:30:44,364 --> 00:30:47,149 Sell this shit to somebody else. 578 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,805 Look, how much coke fits in a dime bag? 579 00:30:50,936 --> 00:30:53,764 A teenth. A tenth. 580 00:30:53,895 --> 00:30:56,071 An eighth? 581 00:30:56,202 --> 00:30:58,378 Coke is measured in metric. 582 00:30:58,508 --> 00:31:01,163 You're not a details man, man. 583 00:31:01,294 --> 00:31:02,686 The details are the devil. 584 00:31:02,817 --> 00:31:04,210 That's how I knew my old lady was messing around 585 00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:05,515 with her manager, 'cause she kept bitching about 586 00:31:05,646 --> 00:31:07,126 the little details. 587 00:31:07,256 --> 00:31:09,476 When you get intimate, the little details 588 00:31:09,606 --> 00:31:13,915 get under your skin and they become huge. 589 00:31:14,046 --> 00:31:14,960 Like whatever, you know, 590 00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:16,875 just I don't need negativity today. 591 00:31:17,005 --> 00:31:18,746 This is my day, okay? 592 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:22,184 So just enjoy your weed and... 593 00:31:22,315 --> 00:31:24,404 Uh... word. 594 00:31:24,534 --> 00:31:25,884 - Alright, bro. - Alright. 595 00:31:29,365 --> 00:31:31,846 [Inaudible conversation] 596 00:31:47,296 --> 00:31:48,863 - DEE: Hey. - ETHAN: Hey baby! 597 00:31:48,994 --> 00:31:50,299 Hey! 598 00:31:50,430 --> 00:31:51,387 - What's up, dude? - What's up? 599 00:31:51,518 --> 00:31:53,041 - I've been texting you all day. - Alright. 600 00:31:53,172 --> 00:31:54,608 Why aren't you answering your phone? 601 00:31:54,738 --> 00:31:56,392 Fascinator hat, I need it for my gig tonight. 602 00:31:56,523 --> 00:31:57,872 This is the one the Zippers' producer is coming-- 603 00:31:58,003 --> 00:31:59,091 You got a gig? [Overlapping speech] 604 00:31:59,221 --> 00:32:00,614 - Yeah. - Cool. 605 00:32:00,744 --> 00:32:02,137 - At Bart's shift. - That's awesome. 606 00:32:02,268 --> 00:32:04,400 Oh God, he's a pain, anyway-- 607 00:32:04,531 --> 00:32:05,924 I thought you liked Bart. 608 00:32:06,054 --> 00:32:08,274 Oh yeah, well, I mean I do, I just, you know what it's like 609 00:32:08,404 --> 00:32:09,623 when you've worked with somebody for too long 610 00:32:09,753 --> 00:32:11,494 and then you start to notice all the little things about them 611 00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:14,889 like the way they smile or the way they move their hands 612 00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:16,630 when they're working on a cash register 613 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,284 and it's just all that weird stuff that... 614 00:32:18,414 --> 00:32:19,198 It doesn't matter. 615 00:32:19,328 --> 00:32:22,244 Huh. 616 00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:23,419 Alright. 617 00:32:23,550 --> 00:32:24,551 You're a real Oscar Wilde. 618 00:32:24,681 --> 00:32:28,381 Oh my God, I got a meeting with Paley. 619 00:32:28,511 --> 00:32:29,860 - Okay. - Today. 620 00:32:29,991 --> 00:32:30,905 - Well, that's good. - I know. 621 00:32:31,036 --> 00:32:32,037 Yay! 622 00:32:32,167 --> 00:32:33,734 Okay, just don't get high. 623 00:32:33,864 --> 00:32:36,084 I haven't smoked enough to be high yet. 624 00:32:36,215 --> 00:32:38,260 Or, no, this is what you tell him, this is what you tell him. 625 00:32:38,391 --> 00:32:40,959 You tell him that you are a salesman 626 00:32:41,089 --> 00:32:43,091 and that you care about the quality of your product, 627 00:32:43,222 --> 00:32:46,181 because you are also a fan of your product. 628 00:32:46,312 --> 00:32:47,661 - That's good. - Right? 629 00:32:47,791 --> 00:32:49,489 That's what I told Walgreens when they fired me. 630 00:32:49,619 --> 00:32:51,621 It didn't work, but it should work with Paley. 631 00:32:51,752 --> 00:32:53,449 - Okay? - What? 632 00:32:53,580 --> 00:32:54,581 Here, I'm hungry, 633 00:32:54,711 --> 00:32:55,669 I'm gonna go get something to eat. 634 00:32:55,799 --> 00:32:56,713 Do you want some? 635 00:32:56,844 --> 00:32:57,845 Actually yeah. 636 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,500 I'll see you later, muah! 637 00:33:00,630 --> 00:33:01,980 My rock star girlfriend! 638 00:33:02,110 --> 00:33:14,470 [♪♪♪] 639 00:33:14,601 --> 00:33:15,906 You Ethan? 640 00:33:16,037 --> 00:33:18,126 Uh, Paley? 641 00:33:18,257 --> 00:33:20,259 Hell no, I'm Mr. Goat. 642 00:33:20,389 --> 00:33:21,347 Get in. 643 00:33:31,835 --> 00:33:34,664 It is such an honor to be sitting here with you. 644 00:33:34,795 --> 00:33:36,666 Thank you, first of all. 645 00:33:36,797 --> 00:33:38,103 And who are you? 646 00:33:38,233 --> 00:33:40,757 I speak for Mr. Paley is all you need to know. 647 00:33:40,888 --> 00:33:42,672 He likes you, kid, but we do have concerns. 648 00:33:42,803 --> 00:33:44,370 Well, about what? 649 00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:45,675 You don't need to be concerned, I'm a really hard worker, 650 00:33:45,806 --> 00:33:46,807 I'm good at my job, 651 00:33:46,937 --> 00:33:48,635 and I think he'll be really impressed. 652 00:33:48,765 --> 00:33:51,290 You gotta worry about impressing me right now. 653 00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:52,639 Right, of course. 654 00:33:52,769 --> 00:33:53,770 - Sorry. - MR. GOAT: Don't say sorry. 655 00:33:53,901 --> 00:33:55,946 Oh sorry. 656 00:33:56,077 --> 00:33:59,298 We ain't 100% sure you're ready to "step up" as you say. 657 00:33:59,428 --> 00:34:00,777 Why? 658 00:34:00,908 --> 00:34:02,301 MR. GOAT: How much you sell in a day? 659 00:34:02,431 --> 00:34:03,432 Sell in a day? 660 00:34:03,563 --> 00:34:05,391 MR. GOAT: How much you smoke? 661 00:34:05,521 --> 00:34:08,959 We get nervous when the salesman smokes more than he sells. 662 00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:12,572 Well, I just-- I think it's important for a distributor 663 00:34:12,702 --> 00:34:15,662 to appreciate his product much like a connoisseur 664 00:34:15,792 --> 00:34:18,882 and understand what he's doing from the perspective 665 00:34:19,013 --> 00:34:21,059 of a customer. 666 00:34:21,189 --> 00:34:24,192 Oh, that's a really neat bike. 667 00:34:24,323 --> 00:34:26,673 [Bart cries out] 668 00:34:26,803 --> 00:34:29,415 Right, anyway. 669 00:34:29,545 --> 00:34:31,243 Here's what's gonna happen. 670 00:34:31,373 --> 00:34:32,722 I'm gonna hook you up with about a batch worth 671 00:34:32,853 --> 00:34:35,334 - of stuff. - Okay. 672 00:34:35,464 --> 00:34:37,379 I want powder. 673 00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:38,772 Schwag, chronic, powder, potpourri, 674 00:34:38,902 --> 00:34:40,165 you get what we decide. 675 00:34:40,295 --> 00:34:42,689 You sell it, you bring us 3 grand. 676 00:34:42,819 --> 00:34:44,299 3 grand. 677 00:34:44,430 --> 00:34:45,735 Tomorrow. 678 00:34:45,866 --> 00:34:48,869 I'll pick you up in the same corner in 24 hours. 679 00:34:48,999 --> 00:34:50,392 Right, so just one day? 680 00:34:50,523 --> 00:34:54,222 $3,000 that's... 681 00:34:54,353 --> 00:34:55,615 Yeah, yeah. 682 00:34:55,745 --> 00:34:56,703 Meeting's over. 683 00:34:56,833 --> 00:34:58,922 We'll get the stuff to you. 684 00:34:59,053 --> 00:35:00,663 Do you wanna know where I live or anything? 685 00:35:00,794 --> 00:35:03,057 We got a guy, we call him "the Werewalrus", 686 00:35:03,188 --> 00:35:04,711 he handles shipping and receiving. 687 00:35:04,841 --> 00:35:09,542 Stay in the bar, he'll give you this. 688 00:35:09,672 --> 00:35:13,415 Suicide king? And he just...? 689 00:35:13,546 --> 00:35:16,549 That's cool. 690 00:35:16,679 --> 00:35:19,682 Anyway it is a real pleasure to be working with you 691 00:35:19,813 --> 00:35:20,814 and I promise I won't disappoint you, 692 00:35:20,944 --> 00:35:22,729 so just please tell Mr. P, 693 00:35:22,859 --> 00:35:24,470 I'm excited to be a part of the enterprise 694 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,560 and I just, you know, I hope to see you around. 695 00:35:31,085 --> 00:35:31,999 Alright. 696 00:35:36,264 --> 00:35:37,352 Hey Bart. 697 00:35:37,483 --> 00:35:40,312 Just a friendly disagreement among coworkers. 698 00:35:40,442 --> 00:35:41,835 Oh, hiya, Mr. Freddy. 699 00:35:41,965 --> 00:35:44,316 FREDDY: I think I'm going to the Bar Next Door! 700 00:35:44,446 --> 00:35:46,274 ETHAN: Sure. 701 00:35:49,538 --> 00:35:50,757 Hey. 702 00:35:50,887 --> 00:36:06,425 [♪♪♪] 703 00:36:08,601 --> 00:36:12,126 I gotta move 3 grand whatever they bring me 704 00:36:12,257 --> 00:36:13,780 by tomorrow. 705 00:36:13,910 --> 00:36:15,564 Shoot, Ethan, you on it? 706 00:36:15,695 --> 00:36:19,568 Yeah, it's more than I'm used to for a usual day, 707 00:36:19,699 --> 00:36:23,964 but I'm gonna hustle, so yeah. 708 00:36:24,094 --> 00:36:26,140 Remember Buffa's? 709 00:36:26,271 --> 00:36:28,011 Yeah, yeah. 710 00:36:28,142 --> 00:36:30,231 You were my manager, you got 86'd a lot. 711 00:36:30,362 --> 00:36:32,755 Pretend that job was dealing and you're cashing out 712 00:36:32,886 --> 00:36:33,756 for the night. 713 00:36:33,887 --> 00:36:34,757 Okay, yeah. 714 00:36:34,888 --> 00:36:35,802 List your sales. 715 00:36:37,543 --> 00:36:39,327 Um, I started with Kylie and Karl. 716 00:36:39,458 --> 00:36:40,937 Not your roommate? 717 00:36:41,068 --> 00:36:44,027 Well, yeah, my roommate he's on credit. 718 00:36:44,158 --> 00:36:45,681 I-- what are you writing? 719 00:36:50,643 --> 00:36:53,036 ♪ The time has come to open your eyes ♪ 720 00:36:55,256 --> 00:36:57,476 ♪ The world's in trouble, no big surprise ♪ 721 00:36:59,956 --> 00:37:02,089 ♪ Homeless people livin' on the streets ♪ 722 00:37:05,832 --> 00:37:06,876 Okay, time to reconcile the drawer. 723 00:37:07,007 --> 00:37:09,575 Empty your pockets. 724 00:37:14,319 --> 00:37:16,016 Unless you keep Benjamins wadded up like jizz rags 725 00:37:16,146 --> 00:37:18,584 in your pocket, you're not even close. 726 00:37:18,714 --> 00:37:20,673 Half at best. 727 00:37:20,803 --> 00:37:21,978 I... 728 00:37:22,109 --> 00:37:24,242 BART: Are you retarded? 729 00:37:24,372 --> 00:37:25,199 Put your cash away. 730 00:37:25,330 --> 00:37:26,156 Shit. 731 00:37:26,287 --> 00:37:28,289 Sorry. 732 00:37:28,420 --> 00:37:30,552 What's really going on, Ethan? 733 00:37:30,683 --> 00:37:33,947 I just-- this is like big for me, you know? 734 00:37:34,077 --> 00:37:35,601 It's like am I gonna be somebody? 735 00:37:35,731 --> 00:37:37,167 Am I gonna be the shit 736 00:37:37,298 --> 00:37:38,560 or am I just gonna smell like it? 737 00:37:38,691 --> 00:37:40,649 You know, I feel like this is my shot! 738 00:37:40,780 --> 00:37:42,608 This is gonna get you shot. 739 00:37:42,738 --> 00:37:46,481 What if they're bringing bad shit or stolen shit? 740 00:37:46,612 --> 00:37:48,309 Or they tell the other dealers? 741 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:52,966 Or it's good shit, but the guy's a narc, you know. 742 00:37:53,096 --> 00:37:54,446 I'm not saying that's gonna happen, 743 00:37:54,576 --> 00:37:56,535 but what if it's all on the level 744 00:37:56,665 --> 00:37:59,146 and then tomorrow night you don't have 3 grand, 745 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:01,757 what you gonna do? 746 00:38:01,888 --> 00:38:05,718 Paley don't play. 747 00:38:05,848 --> 00:38:07,633 That's right. 748 00:38:07,763 --> 00:38:09,417 Oh my God, oh my God! 749 00:38:09,548 --> 00:38:11,506 What the fuck's the matter with you two? 750 00:38:11,637 --> 00:38:14,814 I gotta to sell $3,000 worth of schwag by tomorrow. 751 00:38:14,944 --> 00:38:18,992 Well, you're in the right town. 752 00:38:19,122 --> 00:38:21,864 You know, I don't think that he likes me very much. 753 00:38:21,995 --> 00:38:23,779 BART: I don't. 754 00:38:23,910 --> 00:38:25,128 He's kind of a dick, 755 00:38:25,259 --> 00:38:29,132 but when the shit goes down, he's your closest cop. 756 00:38:31,004 --> 00:38:32,614 - DEE: Hey! - Ha, oh. 757 00:38:32,745 --> 00:38:35,051 You came to my gig! 758 00:38:35,182 --> 00:38:37,053 Come on, I wanna talk to you in the back. 759 00:38:37,184 --> 00:38:41,362 Oh, okay, but I'm meeting a guy soon. 760 00:38:41,493 --> 00:38:44,278 [Rock song playing on juke box] 761 00:38:44,409 --> 00:39:04,385 [♪♪♪] 762 00:39:15,178 --> 00:39:17,659 Bart? 763 00:39:17,790 --> 00:39:20,532 Hey, Nat. 764 00:39:20,662 --> 00:39:23,535 Bart! 765 00:39:26,015 --> 00:39:28,540 Hey Nat. 766 00:39:28,670 --> 00:39:31,543 Bart, goddammit! 767 00:39:33,762 --> 00:39:35,373 Hey, Natalee. 768 00:39:44,425 --> 00:39:54,348 [♪♪♪] 769 00:39:54,479 --> 00:39:56,219 Bart? God-- 770 00:39:59,919 --> 00:40:03,096 ♪ I've been down so long 771 00:40:04,663 --> 00:40:08,014 [Woman grunts] 772 00:40:08,144 --> 00:40:09,232 [Scuffling] 773 00:40:09,363 --> 00:40:10,582 Help! 774 00:40:10,712 --> 00:40:12,192 Get off, you fucking-- 775 00:40:12,322 --> 00:40:13,802 [Grunts] [Overlapping speech] 776 00:40:13,933 --> 00:40:15,021 Not on my watch people! 777 00:40:15,151 --> 00:40:18,633 I don't get paid enough to wipe your dumb asses. 778 00:40:18,764 --> 00:40:19,678 Don't worry, kid. 779 00:40:19,808 --> 00:40:20,722 As long as Bart the sheriff's here, 780 00:40:20,853 --> 00:40:21,810 we're safe. 781 00:40:21,941 --> 00:40:23,856 [Grunting] 782 00:40:25,771 --> 00:40:27,076 And don't think I'm helping your bitch ass. 783 00:40:27,207 --> 00:40:28,948 Get off my boyfriend! 784 00:40:30,776 --> 00:40:33,518 I-- I'm sorry, I-- 785 00:40:33,648 --> 00:40:35,868 [Rewind back] 786 00:40:35,998 --> 00:40:55,888 [♪♪♪] 787 00:40:56,018 --> 00:40:57,890 [♪♪♪] 788 00:41:38,147 --> 00:41:40,846 No, this has to be wrong. 789 00:41:40,976 --> 00:41:42,108 This has to be wrong. 790 00:41:42,238 --> 00:41:44,153 This-- maybe this has this wrong, right? 791 00:41:45,328 --> 00:41:46,895 This is just... 792 00:41:50,856 --> 00:41:52,727 Uh. 793 00:41:54,076 --> 00:41:56,035 God. 794 00:41:58,603 --> 00:42:01,083 Yeah, that matters. 795 00:42:01,214 --> 00:42:03,346 Whatever. 796 00:42:03,477 --> 00:42:05,610 Czeck's? Really? 797 00:42:05,740 --> 00:42:07,873 No, and I'm not replacing Duane. 798 00:42:11,877 --> 00:42:13,139 ♪ La la la la la la 799 00:42:13,269 --> 00:42:14,357 ♪ Hmm 800 00:42:14,488 --> 00:42:17,404 [Humming] 801 00:42:19,275 --> 00:42:22,017 I mean I think my influences are wide, 802 00:42:22,148 --> 00:42:23,584 I mean of course you know, the traditional, 803 00:42:23,715 --> 00:42:25,238 the Bonnie Raitt, Lucinda Williams, you know, 804 00:42:25,368 --> 00:42:28,937 of course those amazing ladies influence me all the time, 805 00:42:29,068 --> 00:42:30,939 but you know... 806 00:42:31,070 --> 00:42:32,201 DJ Caterpillar on radio: It's time for the Live Wire... 807 00:42:32,332 --> 00:42:33,725 [Sighs deeply] 808 00:42:33,855 --> 00:42:35,291 More recently I've found a lot of my influence 809 00:42:35,422 --> 00:42:38,120 just through you know, the people, I mean... 810 00:42:38,251 --> 00:42:41,080 Yeah, just the people in New Orleans and everyday life 811 00:42:41,210 --> 00:42:44,518 and who we find and who we are. 812 00:42:44,649 --> 00:42:45,475 Okay. 813 00:42:45,606 --> 00:42:46,607 Rock star. 814 00:42:51,656 --> 00:42:53,005 Okay. 815 00:42:56,791 --> 00:43:02,014 [Humming] 816 00:43:02,144 --> 00:43:03,276 - Oh hey! - What are you doing? 817 00:43:03,406 --> 00:43:04,277 - Just get out of the way. - Honey? 818 00:43:04,407 --> 00:43:07,976 Hey, you look like-- what-- 819 00:43:08,107 --> 00:43:10,500 Well, don't leave a mess in the bathroom. 820 00:43:10,631 --> 00:43:12,328 I'm going to OZ, wish me luck! 821 00:43:22,991 --> 00:43:25,907 [Sniffs] 822 00:43:27,735 --> 00:43:30,912 Ahh! Alright universe, here I come. 823 00:43:32,566 --> 00:43:54,066 [♪♪♪] 824 00:43:57,591 --> 00:43:59,637 Sorry, everything's really crazy out there. 825 00:43:59,767 --> 00:44:00,942 Everything's crazy out there." 826 00:44:01,073 --> 00:44:02,335 - DEE: Yeah. - Yeah. 827 00:44:02,465 --> 00:44:05,991 The thing is, did you bring your time machine with you? 828 00:44:06,121 --> 00:44:07,253 What are you talking about? 829 00:44:07,383 --> 00:44:09,081 So you could go back to the top of my second hour 830 00:44:09,211 --> 00:44:10,343 which was when you were supposed to be playing 831 00:44:10,473 --> 00:44:12,040 a live set and having an interview. 832 00:44:12,171 --> 00:44:14,956 Instead I play the Live Wire and then I'm sitting there 833 00:44:15,087 --> 00:44:17,524 like an asshole in front of all of New Orleans. 834 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:18,830 Okay, I know, but I'm here now, 835 00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:19,831 And you've got a two-hour show. - You know? 836 00:44:19,961 --> 00:44:21,267 Well, "you know" doesn't count for anything. 837 00:44:21,397 --> 00:44:22,964 Right now I've got somebody else in there covering up, 838 00:44:23,095 --> 00:44:24,400 doing another set, 839 00:44:24,531 --> 00:44:26,794 a singer/songwriter who shows up when she's supposed to. 840 00:44:26,925 --> 00:44:28,056 - Okay, I'm not that late. - So that's not your-- 841 00:44:28,187 --> 00:44:29,014 - Come on, you have a two-hour show. 842 00:44:29,144 --> 00:44:30,102 - You're not "that late"? 843 00:44:30,232 --> 00:44:31,146 This is what you're not supposed to-- 844 00:44:31,277 --> 00:44:33,061 this is why you are a New Orleans lifer, 845 00:44:33,192 --> 00:44:35,324 because you do not take this as a job. 846 00:44:35,455 --> 00:44:36,804 It's a job. 847 00:44:36,935 --> 00:44:37,413 Listen, I've got CDs, can you at least take my CDs? 848 00:44:37,544 --> 00:44:38,806 Yeah, yeah, yeah, 849 00:44:38,937 --> 00:44:41,200 you got CDs, everyone's got CDs, the world has CDs. 850 00:44:41,330 --> 00:44:44,246 But what I have is a radio show and there was me talking-- 851 00:44:44,377 --> 00:44:45,900 - Okay, okay. - Explaining you're not there. 852 00:44:46,031 --> 00:44:46,858 - I'm sorry. - No, that is what-- 853 00:44:46,988 --> 00:44:47,859 - You're sorry? - Yeah. 854 00:44:47,989 --> 00:44:49,425 - I'm sorry. - Let's go do it then. 855 00:44:49,556 --> 00:44:51,471 I'm sorry this is how you let it go down. 856 00:44:51,601 --> 00:44:53,473 Seriously you're ready for the big time? 857 00:44:53,603 --> 00:44:54,648 Yeah, I am! 858 00:44:54,779 --> 00:44:56,171 Yeah, you're gonna open for Cowboy Mouth. 859 00:44:56,302 --> 00:44:57,520 DEE: I already have. 860 00:44:57,651 --> 00:44:59,566 You'll be lucky if you open for Dirty Mouth, honey. 861 00:45:06,878 --> 00:45:09,054 Here's your musicians. 862 00:45:13,232 --> 00:45:14,102 [Bart on voicemail] It's Bart, what do you got for me? 863 00:45:14,233 --> 00:45:16,061 Speak. 864 00:45:16,191 --> 00:45:18,106 Bart, pick up your phone. 865 00:45:18,237 --> 00:45:20,413 Well, Caterpillar totally screwed me over! 866 00:45:20,543 --> 00:45:21,849 Like he's doing me some huge favor! 867 00:45:21,980 --> 00:45:23,416 I played Czeck's, I played Bottom Barrel, 868 00:45:23,546 --> 00:45:25,244 I've played all the crap they wanna give me. 869 00:45:25,374 --> 00:45:27,986 Offbeat says I'm awesome, I've paid all my dues. 870 00:45:28,116 --> 00:45:30,292 I'm in there all the time, so I don't need it. 871 00:45:30,423 --> 00:45:31,903 And this whole city just craps on singers/songwriters 872 00:45:32,033 --> 00:45:32,947 and his show sucks anyways. 873 00:45:33,078 --> 00:45:34,557 Because I'm not 20 anymore... 874 00:45:34,688 --> 00:45:35,863 If you don't play a tuba, you're nothing. 875 00:45:35,994 --> 00:45:37,473 And I have dignity, 876 00:45:37,604 --> 00:45:39,475 so I'm now taking the gig at Czeck's. 877 00:45:39,606 --> 00:45:41,739 Sorry, I don't do "Me and Bobby McGee" 878 00:45:41,869 --> 00:45:43,566 because I'm better than that. 879 00:45:43,697 --> 00:45:47,353 And I don't... 880 00:45:47,483 --> 00:45:50,399 You know, I mean this whole fucking city 881 00:45:50,530 --> 00:45:51,966 is just so stupid. 882 00:45:55,187 --> 00:45:56,318 I quit. 883 00:46:01,106 --> 00:46:03,021 [Dee on voicemail] You've reached Dee with the Whole Glories, 884 00:46:03,151 --> 00:46:04,457 I will try to get back to you. 885 00:46:04,587 --> 00:46:05,937 If I take a little while, 886 00:46:06,067 --> 00:46:07,677 it's just 'cause I'm jamming out. Thanks. 887 00:46:07,808 --> 00:46:09,114 [Beep] 888 00:46:09,244 --> 00:46:10,419 [Bart on voicemail] Hey Dee, I found your flyers, 889 00:46:10,550 --> 00:46:13,248 there is a question mark by your name on the schedule. 890 00:46:13,379 --> 00:46:15,337 You should probably come in, the sound mixer 891 00:46:15,468 --> 00:46:18,123 from Squirrel Nut Zippers is actually in town right now 892 00:46:18,253 --> 00:46:19,951 I think he's like checking out bands or something. 893 00:46:20,081 --> 00:46:22,344 So uh-- Hey, fucko, no ferrets! 894 00:46:22,475 --> 00:46:23,737 - Hi. - CLERK: Hey. 895 00:46:23,868 --> 00:46:26,914 I was just wondering if I can just put 25 on this. 896 00:46:31,876 --> 00:46:33,268 You know, there's a minimum, right? 897 00:46:33,399 --> 00:46:35,444 I know, but the guy who's always here 898 00:46:35,575 --> 00:46:37,359 usually lets me just do this and... 899 00:46:37,490 --> 00:46:40,014 I'm not that guy. 900 00:46:40,145 --> 00:46:43,104 You can add another zero. 901 00:46:43,235 --> 00:46:45,498 Well, I can't, that's kinda the point. 902 00:46:45,628 --> 00:46:47,065 I can only do this, so... 903 00:46:47,195 --> 00:46:50,155 Do I look like the zero fairy? 904 00:46:50,285 --> 00:46:51,156 No. 905 00:46:51,286 --> 00:46:53,419 Uh no, no, 906 00:46:53,549 --> 00:46:57,466 okay, clearly not, then, I'll just take this back. 907 00:46:57,597 --> 00:46:58,772 Do that. 908 00:46:58,903 --> 00:47:00,905 Hey, sorry. 909 00:47:01,035 --> 00:47:01,949 Oh my God! 910 00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,125 Are you Dee from the Whole Glories? 911 00:47:04,256 --> 00:47:05,735 Oh yeah. 912 00:47:05,866 --> 00:47:06,911 Yeah. 913 00:47:07,041 --> 00:47:08,564 My husband and I saw you last week 914 00:47:08,695 --> 00:47:10,653 at the Right Bayou Festival 915 00:47:10,784 --> 00:47:12,264 and we just thought you were delightful. 916 00:47:12,394 --> 00:47:13,265 Oh, thank you. 917 00:47:13,395 --> 00:47:14,440 Oh, Dee-lightful! 918 00:47:14,570 --> 00:47:15,745 [Both laugh] 919 00:47:15,876 --> 00:47:16,790 "Dee." 920 00:47:16,921 --> 00:47:17,835 Yeah. 921 00:47:17,965 --> 00:47:19,662 But I love that festival, 922 00:47:19,793 --> 00:47:21,012 we play it all the time, it's really great. 923 00:47:21,142 --> 00:47:23,144 - It's a good one-- - Oh you are so talented. 924 00:47:23,275 --> 00:47:24,711 - Thank you. - Oh. 925 00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:25,755 That's sweet, that's really sweet. 926 00:47:25,886 --> 00:47:27,670 My stars, I think I bought both of your CDs. 927 00:47:27,801 --> 00:47:28,846 My husband was fit to be tied, 928 00:47:28,976 --> 00:47:30,325 but you know who wears the pants around here. 929 00:47:30,456 --> 00:47:32,414 Oh actually I have more than two CDs, 930 00:47:32,545 --> 00:47:33,502 I have five. 931 00:47:33,633 --> 00:47:35,591 So-- and I think I have them with me. 932 00:47:35,722 --> 00:47:36,766 Never mind. 933 00:47:36,897 --> 00:47:38,159 I mean-- oh, I have a gig tonight. 934 00:47:38,290 --> 00:47:39,726 You should come to my gig tonight. 935 00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:40,683 - Oh, I will. - Yeah, yeah. 936 00:47:40,814 --> 00:47:43,948 Say um, you want a toot? 937 00:47:48,430 --> 00:47:49,736 Okay, I totally shouldn't be doing this. 938 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:51,912 Wooh! Rock and roll! 939 00:47:52,043 --> 00:47:54,654 I saw Phish at Jazz Fest! 940 00:47:54,784 --> 00:47:56,438 - You're the best. - Thank you. 941 00:47:56,569 --> 00:47:57,613 - That's really sweet. - TEXAN DANCER: Oh. 942 00:47:57,744 --> 00:47:58,876 Um, so you should come to my gig later, 943 00:47:59,006 --> 00:48:00,007 it's at Czeck's. 944 00:48:00,138 --> 00:48:01,879 It's at 6:00 p.m., it's gonna be awesome. 945 00:48:02,009 --> 00:48:03,619 It's gonna be really, really great. 946 00:48:03,750 --> 00:48:04,925 All my friends are gonna be so jealous, 947 00:48:05,056 --> 00:48:07,885 I partied with a rock star! 948 00:48:08,015 --> 00:48:09,538 Oh, she's gone. 949 00:48:12,019 --> 00:48:13,368 OFF-SCREEN VOICE: Hey, check it out, okay? 950 00:48:13,499 --> 00:48:15,762 How can you tell a trombone player's kid 951 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:17,807 at the playground? 952 00:48:17,938 --> 00:48:19,505 So I don't need radio play, 953 00:48:19,635 --> 00:48:20,593 I don't need to be played on the radio, 954 00:48:20,723 --> 00:48:22,247 I have grassroots support and I have word-of-mouth 955 00:48:22,377 --> 00:48:23,509 and that's all you need. 956 00:48:23,639 --> 00:48:24,902 That's what the internet says. I saw a TED Talk. 957 00:48:25,032 --> 00:48:26,120 STOVEY: One... one tourist, Dee. 958 00:48:26,251 --> 00:48:27,513 DEE: From Houston. 959 00:48:27,643 --> 00:48:28,862 You know, that's a big deal, Houston has no culture, 960 00:48:28,993 --> 00:48:30,298 so the fact that we like got in there 961 00:48:30,429 --> 00:48:31,604 and like they're listening to us. 962 00:48:31,734 --> 00:48:33,780 So what are you thinking? 963 00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:35,521 Give the people what they want and they want me, 964 00:48:35,651 --> 00:48:37,915 so I'm taking the gig at Czeck's. 965 00:48:38,045 --> 00:48:39,438 - Czeck's? - DEE: Yeah. 966 00:48:39,568 --> 00:48:42,441 Czeck's, Jesus Christ! 967 00:48:42,571 --> 00:48:45,835 - DEE: What? - I quit, Dee. 968 00:48:45,966 --> 00:48:48,447 You can't quit. 969 00:48:48,577 --> 00:48:49,752 No, come on, the band's about to take off. 970 00:48:49,883 --> 00:48:51,929 I need you, man. 971 00:48:52,059 --> 00:48:54,844 Why should I work for tips 972 00:48:54,975 --> 00:48:58,936 when all my other gigs are at Tip's? 973 00:48:59,066 --> 00:49:00,285 Quitting's for quitters! 974 00:49:00,415 --> 00:49:03,505 So I mean, what about the guys, what about Ankles? 975 00:49:03,636 --> 00:49:06,900 Dee, the band is just you and whoever else you can get 976 00:49:07,031 --> 00:49:08,336 to sit in with you. 977 00:49:08,467 --> 00:49:10,164 Okay. 978 00:49:10,295 --> 00:49:12,862 Stovey, look at me. 979 00:49:12,993 --> 00:49:14,386 I'm gonna be a mother. - STOVEY [laughs] 980 00:49:14,516 --> 00:49:17,519 No, come on! 981 00:49:17,650 --> 00:49:18,999 Dee, I got a family, too. 982 00:49:21,132 --> 00:49:24,831 When it comes down to it, Dee, it's just Czeck's... Czeck's. 983 00:49:24,962 --> 00:49:25,745 - No. - I hang my hat. 984 00:49:25,875 --> 00:49:26,964 I'm-- 985 00:49:27,094 --> 00:49:28,530 Czeck's, Jesus Christ. 986 00:49:28,661 --> 00:49:30,793 No. 987 00:49:30,924 --> 00:49:32,317 Hey, no, no, you can't quit. 988 00:49:32,447 --> 00:49:33,535 You can't! 989 00:49:33,666 --> 00:49:35,233 You can't just-- No, no! 990 00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:41,239 I'm gonna be a mom 991 00:49:41,369 --> 00:49:44,285 and we're talking about coffee and health 992 00:49:44,416 --> 00:49:46,679 and I'm in my fourth day of my cleanse 993 00:49:46,809 --> 00:49:48,811 and I just feel awkward, 994 00:49:48,942 --> 00:49:51,249 'cause it's that emotional cleansing. 995 00:49:51,379 --> 00:49:52,337 Thank you. 996 00:49:52,467 --> 00:49:58,386 [♪♪♪] 997 00:49:58,517 --> 00:50:00,823 DEE: Fine, he wants a better gig, I'll get him a better gig. 998 00:50:06,916 --> 00:50:08,353 I just don't have time for this, we're swamped right now, 999 00:50:08,483 --> 00:50:09,832 our barback quit tonight. 1000 00:50:09,963 --> 00:50:12,009 Why don't you try, you know, the Barrel Bottom. 1001 00:50:14,794 --> 00:50:16,317 Look, I know, times are hard on everybody, 1002 00:50:16,448 --> 00:50:19,190 uh, I'm just not hiring any new musicians right now. 1003 00:50:22,584 --> 00:50:25,326 I mean it's not you, it's your music, right? 1004 00:50:25,457 --> 00:50:26,806 I mean you should come back maybe when you draw. 1005 00:50:26,936 --> 00:50:28,155 Huh? 1006 00:50:28,286 --> 00:50:37,121 [♪♪♪] 1007 00:50:37,251 --> 00:50:38,818 - TRENTE: Pardon, Madame. - Hey, Serge. 1008 00:50:38,948 --> 00:50:40,646 Hey. 1009 00:50:40,776 --> 00:50:44,215 Could you perhaps spare to trente-sous 1010 00:50:44,345 --> 00:50:46,565 that you could live without? 1011 00:50:46,695 --> 00:50:47,653 I don't know what that means. 1012 00:50:47,783 --> 00:50:49,046 Oh. 1013 00:50:49,176 --> 00:50:51,657 Oh, I mean do you want a bump? 1014 00:50:51,787 --> 00:50:52,788 I-- 1015 00:50:52,919 --> 00:50:57,010 Madame, Serge does not bump. 1016 00:50:57,141 --> 00:50:58,098 Okay. 1017 00:50:58,229 --> 00:50:59,882 You have a marvelous day. 1018 00:51:00,013 --> 00:51:01,928 You too. 1019 00:51:03,669 --> 00:51:04,844 MATT: Alright, y'all, America's Next Talent 1020 00:51:04,974 --> 00:51:05,888 is coming to town! 1021 00:51:06,019 --> 00:51:07,586 Sign up today, sign up today! 1022 00:51:07,716 --> 00:51:08,891 - Ma'am? - Don't-- 1023 00:51:09,022 --> 00:51:09,892 Why does everyone keep calling me, "Ma'am"? 1024 00:51:10,023 --> 00:51:11,938 Wait! 1025 00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:13,070 Woah... Oh shit. 1026 00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,245 What's up, sis? 1027 00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:15,202 What are you doing? Give me-- 1028 00:51:15,333 --> 00:51:16,116 I'm working, alright, I'm working. 1029 00:51:16,247 --> 00:51:18,075 - What are you-- - Step off! 1030 00:51:18,205 --> 00:51:18,988 America's Next Talent, y'all. 1031 00:51:19,119 --> 00:51:20,294 [Sniffs] What are you-- what? 1032 00:51:20,425 --> 00:51:21,861 You been smoking? 1033 00:51:21,991 --> 00:51:23,558 You smell like schwag, you smell really bad. 1034 00:51:23,689 --> 00:51:24,690 Look, I had to sell a little bit. 1035 00:51:24,820 --> 00:51:25,821 You're on probation! 1036 00:51:25,952 --> 00:51:27,475 I had to, man, I need the money. 1037 00:51:27,606 --> 00:51:29,260 - [Grunts] - Look. 1038 00:51:29,390 --> 00:51:30,522 You shouldn't be doing it, it's wrong anyway. 1039 00:51:30,652 --> 00:51:31,740 Man, your boyfriend sells drugs. 1040 00:51:31,871 --> 00:51:32,959 And that's different. 1041 00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:35,353 And it's not okay anyway. 1042 00:51:35,483 --> 00:51:41,272 Alright, look, so... my girl's pregnant. 1043 00:51:41,402 --> 00:51:43,274 That's wonderful. 1044 00:51:43,404 --> 00:51:44,753 It ain't. 1045 00:51:44,884 --> 00:51:47,800 Look, she Catholic, Dee, she gonna keep it, 1046 00:51:47,930 --> 00:51:50,759 and I can't-- I mean I'm working eight shifts 1047 00:51:50,890 --> 00:51:52,631 down at the ferry docks. 1048 00:51:52,761 --> 00:51:55,503 I'm staying out here, I passing out fucking flyers, 1049 00:51:55,634 --> 00:51:56,678 I'm working at my petty cab every day, 1050 00:51:56,809 --> 00:51:59,942 I ain't got no plans, I got no prospects. 1051 00:52:00,073 --> 00:52:02,031 At least you have each other. 1052 00:52:02,162 --> 00:52:03,076 Right? 1053 00:52:03,207 --> 00:52:04,121 Yeah, you right. 1054 00:52:04,251 --> 00:52:05,296 She my only ho. 1055 00:52:05,426 --> 00:52:07,646 That's sweet. 1056 00:52:07,776 --> 00:52:08,821 But I mean, Dee, look, 1057 00:52:08,951 --> 00:52:10,301 I mean we only been together a couple months. 1058 00:52:10,431 --> 00:52:11,215 I don't know where this is going. 1059 00:52:11,345 --> 00:52:12,694 Last time she cheated on me. 1060 00:52:12,825 --> 00:52:14,305 Yeah, but she cheated on you for revenge, 1061 00:52:14,435 --> 00:52:16,002 'cause you cheated on her. 1062 00:52:16,133 --> 00:52:17,308 And you did it with Mercedes. 1063 00:52:17,438 --> 00:52:18,961 Yeah. 1064 00:52:19,092 --> 00:52:20,528 - Yeah, but Mercedes was-- - I don't wanna know-- 1065 00:52:20,659 --> 00:52:21,660 - Dat ass tho. - You're my brother, 1066 00:52:21,790 --> 00:52:23,836 there's things I don't wanna know about you. 1067 00:52:23,966 --> 00:52:24,880 No, look, you're right, alright. 1068 00:52:25,011 --> 00:52:27,231 I'm a piece of shit, I get it. 1069 00:52:27,361 --> 00:52:30,234 Look, you're the only one of us that got out, you know. 1070 00:52:30,364 --> 00:52:31,409 No, come on. 1071 00:52:31,539 --> 00:52:34,107 You're the only one of us who's got a shot. 1072 00:52:34,238 --> 00:52:35,369 Dad's gonna straight up disown my ass 1073 00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:37,241 when he finds out about that kid. 1074 00:52:37,371 --> 00:52:38,938 Don't tell him nothing, don't tell him you talked to me. 1075 00:52:39,068 --> 00:52:40,592 No, I don't talk to him anyway, so it's fine. 1076 00:52:40,722 --> 00:52:43,160 And don't worry. 1077 00:52:43,290 --> 00:52:49,470 Hey, look, Dee... look make us proud, alright? 1078 00:52:49,601 --> 00:52:51,907 Yeah, okay, I will. 1079 00:52:52,038 --> 00:52:53,257 Alright. 1080 00:52:53,387 --> 00:52:54,432 I love you. 1081 00:52:54,562 --> 00:52:57,174 Okay. 1082 00:52:57,304 --> 00:52:58,218 I gotta go to work. 1083 00:52:58,349 --> 00:52:59,219 Okay. 1084 00:52:59,350 --> 00:53:00,525 Stay out of trouble. 1085 00:53:00,655 --> 00:53:01,743 - I'll try. - No, I'm not kidding, 1086 00:53:01,874 --> 00:53:04,398 I don't have bail money this time. 1087 00:53:04,529 --> 00:53:06,008 America's Next Talent, y'all, we coming to town! 1088 00:53:06,139 --> 00:53:07,401 Sign up today! 1089 00:53:11,971 --> 00:53:14,843 [Horse clopping in distance] 1090 00:53:14,974 --> 00:53:35,212 [♪♪♪] 1091 00:53:35,342 --> 00:53:37,126 [Ethan on voicemail] Talk into your phone box and then I'll listen to it... 1092 00:53:37,257 --> 00:53:39,128 in the future. 1093 00:53:39,259 --> 00:53:44,046 Hey Ethan, uh... 1094 00:53:44,177 --> 00:53:46,266 Call me back when you get this, but I just wanted to... 1095 00:53:50,139 --> 00:53:51,880 Look, I'm pregnant. 1096 00:53:52,011 --> 00:53:56,363 And I um... And I don't know if it's yours, 1097 00:53:56,494 --> 00:53:59,366 because I've been having an affair with Bart. 1098 00:54:01,542 --> 00:54:02,978 And I know I'm a horrible person. 1099 00:54:03,109 --> 00:54:04,458 And I know I don't deserve you. 1100 00:54:04,589 --> 00:54:10,812 So just-- you know, I think maybe we, 1101 00:54:10,943 --> 00:54:13,511 we should keep it. 1102 00:54:13,641 --> 00:54:15,513 I mean we can raise it together and we can maybe have a family. 1103 00:54:15,643 --> 00:54:19,256 And... 1104 00:54:19,386 --> 00:54:21,214 I don't know... I think it'd be okay. 1105 00:54:25,305 --> 00:54:30,223 Only two seconds? 1106 00:54:30,354 --> 00:54:32,921 You gotta be kidding me. 1107 00:54:37,578 --> 00:54:38,927 - NAT: Hey, Dee. - Hey. 1108 00:54:39,058 --> 00:54:41,843 Guess what, I'm fucking broke, do you got any money? 1109 00:54:41,974 --> 00:54:43,149 Yeah, that's very funny. 1110 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:47,153 NAT: Yeah, you know, men suck. 1111 00:54:47,284 --> 00:54:50,243 Sure, sometimes, but "the world must be peopled." 1112 00:54:50,374 --> 00:54:51,853 Don't remind me. 1113 00:54:51,984 --> 00:54:52,941 Going in? 1114 00:54:53,072 --> 00:54:55,509 No, I'm going to work. 1115 00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:57,859 Still working those shitholes, huh? 1116 00:54:57,990 --> 00:55:00,427 Yeah, the same shitholes as Bart. 1117 00:55:00,558 --> 00:55:01,428 Gotta go! 1118 00:55:01,559 --> 00:55:02,473 See you later. 1119 00:55:05,867 --> 00:55:07,391 - I got this thing. - Eating-- 1120 00:55:07,521 --> 00:55:09,218 I haven't eaten yet, sandwich, I need shrimp. 1121 00:55:20,447 --> 00:55:36,768 [♪♪♪] 1122 00:55:36,898 --> 00:55:38,073 DEE: Hey! 1123 00:55:38,204 --> 00:55:39,379 Can I just charge my phone for a while? 1124 00:55:39,510 --> 00:55:40,902 I just need to check my messages. 1125 00:55:41,033 --> 00:55:41,816 Here you go. 1126 00:55:41,947 --> 00:55:43,688 Thank you. 1127 00:55:45,733 --> 00:55:49,433 [Woman on voicemail] Hello, I've got wonderful news, you've won a fabulous-- 1128 00:55:49,563 --> 00:55:50,869 [Bart on voicemail] Hey Dee, I found your flyers, 1129 00:55:50,999 --> 00:55:54,133 there is a question mark by your name on the schedule, 1130 00:55:54,263 --> 00:55:56,440 you should probably come in, the sound mixer 1131 00:55:56,570 --> 00:55:58,224 from Squirrel Nut Zippers is actually in town right now, 1132 00:55:58,355 --> 00:55:59,747 I think he's like checking out bands or something. 1133 00:55:59,878 --> 00:56:01,096 Oh yay. 1134 00:56:01,227 --> 00:56:02,402 - [Bart on voicemail] So uh-- -Yay! 1135 00:56:02,533 --> 00:56:03,925 Oh yay, yay, yay, yay! 1136 00:56:04,056 --> 00:56:05,492 Good, yes! 1137 00:56:05,623 --> 00:56:07,015 Looks like good news. 1138 00:56:07,146 --> 00:56:08,626 Yeah, you know how with the universe, 1139 00:56:08,756 --> 00:56:09,627 you're supposed to do this whole thing 1140 00:56:09,757 --> 00:56:11,193 where you let it go, right, 1141 00:56:11,324 --> 00:56:13,065 and if it comes back, then it's meant to be? 1142 00:56:13,195 --> 00:56:15,676 I just did that with my career. 1143 00:56:15,807 --> 00:56:16,808 God... Smitty! 1144 00:56:16,938 --> 00:56:18,505 Uh, muah! 1145 00:56:18,636 --> 00:56:20,333 My favorite axe man. 1146 00:56:20,464 --> 00:56:22,204 Hey, uh, when you're done with this gig, 1147 00:56:22,335 --> 00:56:24,119 do you want to come play a gig at Czeck's with me? 1148 00:56:24,250 --> 00:56:25,773 Sure, you're still playing with Stovey? 1149 00:56:25,904 --> 00:56:28,428 Oh, he's too good for Czeck's, so you know. 1150 00:56:28,559 --> 00:56:30,561 It's standard pay, right? 1151 00:56:30,691 --> 00:56:33,999 Oh, there is a scout coming from the Squirrel Nut Zippers. 1152 00:56:34,129 --> 00:56:35,870 It's a sound guy, he's in town checking everybody out. 1153 00:56:36,001 --> 00:56:37,916 - Scouting, huh? - Yeah. 1154 00:56:38,046 --> 00:56:40,222 A-Team, A game. 1155 00:56:40,353 --> 00:56:41,702 Give papa some love. 1156 00:56:41,833 --> 00:56:43,051 [Dee laughs] 1157 00:56:43,182 --> 00:56:44,444 Yay, okay. 1158 00:56:44,575 --> 00:56:46,446 And I need my hat. 1159 00:56:46,577 --> 00:56:48,056 And I can't have kids. 1160 00:56:48,187 --> 00:57:08,076 [♪♪♪] 1161 00:57:08,207 --> 00:57:15,562 [♪♪♪] 1162 00:57:15,693 --> 00:57:20,480 ♪ You could walk like a pimp with a tight shoe limp ♪ 1163 00:57:20,611 --> 00:57:24,179 ♪ There would be slim chances of competition ♪ 1164 00:57:24,310 --> 00:57:34,538 [♪♪♪] 1165 00:57:34,668 --> 00:57:36,104 Yes. 1166 00:57:36,235 --> 00:57:46,506 [♪♪♪] 1167 00:57:46,637 --> 00:57:48,856 Fuck it, hazards. 1168 00:57:48,987 --> 00:57:51,206 Five minutes, sorry. 1169 00:57:54,427 --> 00:57:56,255 - God. - GUTTERFEMME: Hey lady. 1170 00:57:56,385 --> 00:57:58,126 I'll help you with your stuff if you buy me a beer. 1171 00:57:58,257 --> 00:57:59,127 No, thank you. 1172 00:57:59,258 --> 00:58:00,651 No, that-- I'm fine. 1173 00:58:02,957 --> 00:58:04,263 [Car horn in background] 1174 00:58:04,393 --> 00:58:06,047 Just watch my stuff. 1175 00:58:06,178 --> 00:58:07,919 GUTTERPUNK: Yeah we got it. 1176 00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:15,622 [Indistinct chatter in background] 1177 00:58:21,193 --> 00:58:22,760 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1178 00:58:22,890 --> 00:58:24,152 I'm just sitting here for like five minutes. 1179 00:58:24,283 --> 00:58:25,240 You don't have to do that. 1180 00:58:25,371 --> 00:58:26,894 Quotas, honey, it's Bayou Festival week. 1181 00:58:27,025 --> 00:58:28,243 No, that was last week. 1182 00:58:28,374 --> 00:58:29,593 I played that festival, I'm the band, 1183 00:58:29,723 --> 00:58:31,159 I'm loading in here anyway. 1184 00:58:31,290 --> 00:58:33,858 No, that was Festival of the Bayou. 1185 00:58:33,988 --> 00:58:36,034 A dollar for a beer, come on! 1186 00:58:37,601 --> 00:58:40,168 You don't have any problem with these... people. 1187 00:58:40,299 --> 00:58:41,692 She ain't parked bad. 1188 00:58:47,654 --> 00:58:51,440 [Indistinct chatter in distance] 1189 00:58:51,571 --> 00:58:54,313 [Rock song playing in background] 1190 00:58:57,795 --> 00:58:59,100 Dee. 1191 00:58:59,231 --> 00:59:00,232 Why didn't you answer any of my calls this morning? 1192 00:59:00,362 --> 00:59:02,364 Everybody's busting my balls today, just, just-- 1193 00:59:02,495 --> 00:59:04,279 Okay, but where were you this morning? 1194 00:59:04,410 --> 00:59:05,933 I'm working. 1195 00:59:06,064 --> 00:59:08,501 I didn't even go home, passed out at the Bar Next Door. 1196 00:59:08,632 --> 00:59:10,111 You should have called. 1197 00:59:10,242 --> 00:59:12,853 I gave you the squirrel's nuts! 1198 00:59:12,984 --> 00:59:15,726 [Rock song playing in background] 1199 00:59:17,902 --> 00:59:20,078 What's his problem? 1200 00:59:20,208 --> 00:59:22,036 Sorry, we exist, Bart. 1201 00:59:23,603 --> 00:59:25,344 Sorry, hi. 1202 00:59:25,474 --> 00:59:27,564 Hi, sorry, I'm late, the traffic was really bad 1203 00:59:27,694 --> 00:59:29,783 and then a cop wouldn't let me park and then ugh! 1204 00:59:29,914 --> 00:59:31,524 You know. 1205 00:59:31,655 --> 00:59:34,788 Alright, I'm gonna go freshen up for the producer. 1206 00:59:34,919 --> 00:59:35,833 Bye, I'll see you soon. 1207 00:59:35,963 --> 00:59:38,618 SMITTY: Okay, take your time. 1208 00:59:38,749 --> 00:59:39,880 ETHAN: Oh hey, babe. 1209 00:59:47,409 --> 00:59:50,238 [Song playing on juke box] 1210 00:59:53,677 --> 00:59:54,503 Um-- 1211 00:59:54,634 --> 00:59:56,288 Yeah. 1212 00:59:56,418 --> 00:59:59,073 - Do you... - Look, I can't. 1213 00:59:59,204 --> 01:00:00,205 I might be pregnant 1214 01:00:00,335 --> 01:00:01,946 and if it's yours I think I wanna keep it. 1215 01:00:02,076 --> 01:00:05,253 And I mean rock stars can have families too, right? 1216 01:00:06,515 --> 01:00:07,560 Sorry, "if"? 1217 01:00:07,691 --> 01:00:10,781 My point is I don't wanna do anything, 1218 01:00:10,911 --> 01:00:16,047 but if you wanna do something, then I need $200. 1219 01:00:16,177 --> 01:00:18,397 Paley needs $3,000 from me 1220 01:00:18,527 --> 01:00:21,269 or I'm gonna wash up on the River Walk. 1221 01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:22,488 Right. 1222 01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:24,838 Right. 1223 01:00:24,969 --> 01:00:28,363 [Sighs] 1224 01:00:28,494 --> 01:00:30,627 Never mind, I'm sure the band will spot me. 1225 01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:34,979 [Sniffs] 1226 01:00:45,903 --> 01:00:50,821 [Indistinct chatter in background] 1227 01:00:50,951 --> 01:00:52,823 Okay, so this is what I wanna talk to you guys about. 1228 01:00:52,953 --> 01:00:54,563 The producer of the Squirrel Nut Zippers is coming, 1229 01:00:54,694 --> 01:00:57,044 so we got all our A game, right? 1230 01:00:57,175 --> 01:00:58,916 We can get off the WWOZ 1231 01:00:59,046 --> 01:01:01,353 and on to something much bigger, right? 1232 01:01:01,483 --> 01:01:02,920 Outta New Orleans. 1233 01:01:03,050 --> 01:01:05,226 Mumbles, you gotta stay on beat tonight. 1234 01:01:05,357 --> 01:01:06,532 Sometimes you really just like get a little behind me 1235 01:01:06,663 --> 01:01:07,751 and I don't need that tonight. 1236 01:01:07,881 --> 01:01:10,579 Ankles, none of that chitlin shit, right? 1237 01:01:10,710 --> 01:01:11,885 Thank you. 1238 01:01:12,016 --> 01:01:13,844 You're gonna be great, Ankles, alright. 1239 01:01:13,974 --> 01:01:15,541 And then Smitty, just remember we're not a jam band. 1240 01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:16,803 Right, four bars, not 20, okay. 1241 01:01:16,934 --> 01:01:18,152 Okay, bro. 1242 01:01:18,283 --> 01:01:20,111 You play really good, I just wanna... you know. 1243 01:01:20,241 --> 01:01:21,242 Okay, okay. 1244 01:01:21,373 --> 01:01:22,809 Let's get professional. 1245 01:01:22,940 --> 01:01:24,550 Okay, alright. 1246 01:01:26,552 --> 01:01:28,380 [Smitty coughs] 1247 01:01:28,510 --> 01:01:30,730 MUMBLES: Is that that brickweed from Kylie? 1248 01:01:30,861 --> 01:01:31,992 Wait, you got that from one of Ethan's customers 1249 01:01:32,123 --> 01:01:34,125 and not Ethan? 1250 01:01:34,255 --> 01:01:35,866 - Ethan sold that to Kylie? - Yeah. 1251 01:01:35,996 --> 01:01:36,954 That's fucked up. 1252 01:01:39,043 --> 01:01:40,697 Got some pills from the bartender 1253 01:01:40,827 --> 01:01:43,134 at the Bottom of the Barrel, you want some? 1254 01:01:43,264 --> 01:01:45,353 They're minty. 1255 01:01:45,484 --> 01:01:47,268 No, no. 1256 01:01:47,399 --> 01:01:48,530 Got it, thanks. 1257 01:01:48,661 --> 01:01:50,054 [Card machine beeps] 1258 01:02:00,151 --> 01:02:02,893 [Indistinct chatter in background] 1259 01:02:05,504 --> 01:02:07,941 Bart? 1260 01:02:08,072 --> 01:02:09,943 Hey Nat. 1261 01:02:11,771 --> 01:02:13,642 So I wanna start with Down So Long, 1262 01:02:13,773 --> 01:02:14,861 because I always mess up the second line, 1263 01:02:14,992 --> 01:02:16,297 so I kinda wanna get it out of the way 1264 01:02:16,428 --> 01:02:19,474 and it's a good, easy flow for the crowd to get into. 1265 01:02:19,605 --> 01:02:21,085 - SMITTY: Y'all ready? - DEE: Ready. 1266 01:02:21,215 --> 01:02:23,217 MUMBLES: Un, deux, trois... 1267 01:02:23,348 --> 01:02:24,915 Bart! 1268 01:02:25,045 --> 01:02:26,133 Goddammit, Bart! 1269 01:02:32,618 --> 01:02:34,489 ♪ And I've been down so long 1270 01:02:34,620 --> 01:02:35,708 [Grunts] 1271 01:02:35,839 --> 01:02:36,796 [Scuffling] 1272 01:02:36,927 --> 01:02:37,710 NAT: Get off, you goddam thief! 1273 01:02:37,841 --> 01:02:41,366 [Overlapping speech] 1274 01:02:41,496 --> 01:02:43,063 Dammit! 1275 01:02:43,194 --> 01:02:45,283 I don't get paid enough to wipe your dumb asses. 1276 01:02:45,413 --> 01:02:46,937 ♪ The whiskey 1277 01:02:47,067 --> 01:02:49,853 [Scuffling in background] 1278 01:02:53,726 --> 01:02:58,644 Get the hell off my boyfriend! 1279 01:02:58,775 --> 01:03:00,951 Oh Bart, I'm sorry, I didn't-- 1280 01:03:01,081 --> 01:03:02,256 Oh hey, baby. 1281 01:03:02,387 --> 01:03:03,736 Oh my God. 1282 01:03:03,867 --> 01:03:06,217 [Indistinct chatter] 1283 01:03:06,347 --> 01:03:09,220 [Rewind back] 1284 01:03:16,836 --> 01:03:19,273 I'm awake. 1285 01:03:19,404 --> 01:03:21,536 Ah, fuck! 1286 01:03:21,667 --> 01:03:24,409 [Country song playing in background] 1287 01:03:31,155 --> 01:03:34,201 Owe you anything, Pete? 1288 01:03:34,332 --> 01:03:35,376 Goodnight. 1289 01:03:46,474 --> 01:03:47,911 Hey Nat! 1290 01:03:49,042 --> 01:03:49,913 Nat? 1291 01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:01,228 Bart! 1292 01:04:01,359 --> 01:04:02,316 I'm right here, fucker! 1293 01:04:02,447 --> 01:04:03,709 Where have you been? 1294 01:04:06,190 --> 01:04:07,365 Fuck. Fuck! 1295 01:04:07,495 --> 01:04:09,193 Grab my ass, you pussy. 1296 01:04:12,022 --> 01:04:14,111 The girls at the bar got me riled! 1297 01:04:14,241 --> 01:04:16,156 - You wanna go? - Fuck yeah, I wanna go. 1298 01:04:16,287 --> 01:04:17,244 - You ready to go? - I'm ready to go. 1299 01:04:17,375 --> 01:04:18,637 Mhmm? 1300 01:04:18,767 --> 01:04:20,247 - You asshole. - Mhmm. 1301 01:04:20,378 --> 01:04:21,379 You cheat. 1302 01:04:26,340 --> 01:04:27,951 Oh! 1303 01:04:28,081 --> 01:04:30,823 [Nat coughing] 1304 01:04:30,954 --> 01:04:33,043 BART: Shit. 1305 01:04:33,173 --> 01:04:35,132 Really? 1306 01:04:35,262 --> 01:04:36,873 Suck on a Skittle, seriously. 1307 01:04:38,918 --> 01:04:41,268 Why don't you suck on a Skittle? 1308 01:04:41,399 --> 01:04:42,966 Come on, down that shit. 1309 01:04:43,096 --> 01:04:45,359 Hurry, come on, come on, come on. 1310 01:04:45,490 --> 01:04:46,970 You're so in a rush. 1311 01:04:50,974 --> 01:04:52,366 No, not gonna work. 1312 01:04:55,717 --> 01:04:58,416 Here, wrap that shit up. 1313 01:05:05,553 --> 01:05:07,251 You see Dee today? 1314 01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:09,514 Fuck Dee. 1315 01:05:10,819 --> 01:05:12,430 I'm gonna fuck you. 1316 01:05:18,827 --> 01:05:20,177 Nat? 1317 01:05:23,136 --> 01:05:23,876 Stop fucking around, come on. 1318 01:05:24,007 --> 01:05:25,704 Hey, hey! 1319 01:05:29,273 --> 01:05:30,056 No, come on, Nat? 1320 01:05:30,187 --> 01:05:31,144 Nat? 1321 01:05:52,252 --> 01:05:54,124 Ugh, stinky ass 1322 01:05:54,254 --> 01:05:56,387 shit-kickers. 1323 01:05:56,517 --> 01:05:58,476 Nat? 1324 01:06:15,362 --> 01:06:17,060 Ugh! 1325 01:06:31,161 --> 01:06:36,427 I am too fucking nice. 1326 01:06:36,557 --> 01:06:38,472 Nat? 1327 01:06:53,313 --> 01:06:55,446 Ah, it's fucking day. 1328 01:07:00,016 --> 01:07:01,321 Really? 1329 01:07:08,241 --> 01:07:10,374 Really! 1330 01:07:10,504 --> 01:07:12,463 It's gonna be one of those days. 1331 01:07:19,557 --> 01:07:22,821 [Phone vibrating] 1332 01:07:26,564 --> 01:07:31,917 Oh Freddy, what have you done to my bar? 1333 01:07:34,267 --> 01:07:37,792 Ugh! 1334 01:07:37,923 --> 01:07:40,926 Oh please. 1335 01:07:41,057 --> 01:07:43,015 Come on. 1336 01:07:43,146 --> 01:07:44,799 Ah. 1337 01:07:49,239 --> 01:07:50,414 [Drag queens cheering] 1338 01:07:50,544 --> 01:07:51,415 [Overlapping speech] Damn. 1339 01:07:51,545 --> 01:07:52,372 Damn, what do we got here? 1340 01:07:52,503 --> 01:07:53,939 Are you serious? 1341 01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:56,550 Move your car, fuckos. 1342 01:07:56,681 --> 01:07:59,205 SIDEKICK QUEEN: What's happening, baker man. 1343 01:07:59,336 --> 01:08:01,077 I gotta go, come on, move. 1344 01:08:01,207 --> 01:08:02,904 You're not going nowhere, hot cha. 1345 01:08:03,035 --> 01:08:04,254 The fuck have you been? 1346 01:08:04,384 --> 01:08:05,472 - Where have you been? - Yeah, where's he been-- 1347 01:08:05,603 --> 01:08:07,126 I have to get to work. 1348 01:08:07,257 --> 01:08:08,562 I have a job, I'm asking nicely. 1349 01:08:08,693 --> 01:08:09,998 You got a job? 1350 01:08:10,129 --> 01:08:11,130 Pleas-- 1351 01:08:11,261 --> 01:08:12,088 SIDEKICK QUEEN: Ooh, he makes money. 1352 01:08:12,218 --> 01:08:13,741 Do you want my fist in your ass? 1353 01:08:13,872 --> 01:08:15,265 You don't talk to me like that, I'm a lady. 1354 01:08:15,395 --> 01:08:16,570 That's not an offer, okay? 1355 01:08:16,701 --> 01:08:18,311 Don't talk to her like that, she will fuck you up. 1356 01:08:18,442 --> 01:08:20,400 Okay, alright, seriously though-- 1357 01:08:20,531 --> 01:08:21,706 - He might need the powder. - BACKSEAT QUEEN: Yeah. 1358 01:08:21,836 --> 01:08:23,447 He might need some powder! 1359 01:08:23,577 --> 01:08:24,970 Want some powder, baby? 1360 01:08:25,101 --> 01:08:26,014 Some of the good stuff? 1361 01:08:26,145 --> 01:08:27,233 Powder? 1362 01:08:29,192 --> 01:08:30,018 What are we talking? 1363 01:08:30,149 --> 01:08:31,281 Hmm, it's very-- 1364 01:08:31,411 --> 01:08:32,543 SIDEKICK QUEEN: You can't handle this shit. 1365 01:08:32,673 --> 01:08:33,892 Here's what, right here, baby. 1366 01:08:34,022 --> 01:08:35,850 [Laughing] 1367 01:08:35,981 --> 01:08:36,721 BACKSEAT QUEEN: That better work. 1368 01:08:36,851 --> 01:08:39,724 [Overlapping speech] 1369 01:08:39,854 --> 01:08:42,466 And got a powder baby. 1370 01:08:42,596 --> 01:08:44,381 Who looks like the baker now, motherfucker, chips ahoy! 1371 01:08:44,511 --> 01:08:46,992 That's right, see ya later, bitch. 1372 01:08:47,123 --> 01:08:48,646 SIDEKICK QUEEN: Fuck you! 1373 01:08:59,744 --> 01:09:03,095 Freddy, I'm gonna need another ten. 1374 01:09:10,624 --> 01:09:11,321 - Hey, what, what are you doing? - Just get out of the way. 1375 01:09:11,451 --> 01:09:12,670 DEE: Honey? 1376 01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:14,280 Hey, I'm going to OZ, you should wish me luck. 1377 01:09:18,241 --> 01:09:19,067 Ah, it's hot! 1378 01:09:19,198 --> 01:09:21,592 Oh, mmm! 1379 01:09:21,722 --> 01:09:22,767 Yeah, yeah. 1380 01:09:22,897 --> 01:09:24,551 Huh? 1381 01:09:24,682 --> 01:09:26,466 Fine, I'll put out your flyers. 1382 01:09:34,257 --> 01:09:35,519 Come on! 1383 01:09:49,837 --> 01:09:50,664 Fuck! 1384 01:09:50,795 --> 01:09:52,188 [Screeching] 1385 01:09:57,802 --> 01:10:00,544 The sign says "15 feet back", asshole! 1386 01:10:03,373 --> 01:10:04,548 BART: Fuck! 1387 01:10:04,678 --> 01:10:06,811 [Groaning] 1388 01:10:09,770 --> 01:10:12,686 [Groaning] 1389 01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:18,692 BART: Fuck! 1390 01:10:18,823 --> 01:10:22,000 [Grunting] 1391 01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:27,048 Hey, is that coke in your nose? 1392 01:10:27,179 --> 01:10:28,789 I'm calling the cops! 1393 01:10:31,096 --> 01:10:32,924 [Horse neighs] 1394 01:10:34,012 --> 01:10:35,013 [Grunts] 1395 01:10:35,143 --> 01:10:36,580 Hey, Bart, man, hey, Bart. 1396 01:10:36,710 --> 01:10:37,842 Bro, check this out, man. 1397 01:10:37,972 --> 01:10:39,017 I was just down at the restaurant, 1398 01:10:39,147 --> 01:10:40,061 - I was-- - I don't know-- 1399 01:10:40,192 --> 01:10:42,325 Jimbo from the Squirrel Nut Zippers! 1400 01:10:42,455 --> 01:10:43,761 Squirrel Nut Zippers and my name's-- 1401 01:10:43,891 --> 01:10:45,893 I will shit on you! Move, move! 1402 01:10:46,024 --> 01:10:47,504 - Squirrel, that's funny, right? - BART: Stop it. 1403 01:10:47,634 --> 01:10:48,592 JIMBO: I mean where are you going? 1404 01:10:48,722 --> 01:10:49,854 BART: Stop talking! 1405 01:10:49,984 --> 01:10:51,247 JIMBO: Come on, man, what happened to you, man? 1406 01:10:51,377 --> 01:10:53,074 What's that stain all over you, bro? 1407 01:10:53,205 --> 01:10:55,251 [Grunts] 1408 01:10:55,381 --> 01:10:57,949 Shit, shit! 1409 01:10:58,079 --> 01:11:00,256 Shit! 1410 01:11:01,692 --> 01:11:02,606 [Screams] 1411 01:11:02,736 --> 01:11:04,695 God, it's cold! 1412 01:11:12,616 --> 01:11:13,965 [Sighs] 1413 01:11:14,095 --> 01:11:17,229 [Loud rock music playing in bar] 1414 01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:19,231 [Cheering loudly] 1415 01:11:19,362 --> 01:11:23,453 [Slamming machine] 1416 01:11:23,583 --> 01:11:26,325 [People fighting and shouting] 1417 01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:35,291 [Machine making noises] 1418 01:11:35,421 --> 01:11:36,944 "Do you wanna go for a walk in downtown Rome?" 1419 01:11:37,075 --> 01:11:38,424 They said, "You can't do that, Nero." 1420 01:11:38,555 --> 01:11:39,556 Freddy? 1421 01:11:39,686 --> 01:11:40,426 "You burned the town down last Wednesday." 1422 01:11:40,557 --> 01:11:41,427 Excuse me a minute. 1423 01:11:41,558 --> 01:11:43,429 Freddy, what the fuck is going on? 1424 01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:44,691 Hey, Bart, what's going on? 1425 01:11:44,822 --> 01:11:46,258 Check it out, magic trick. 1426 01:11:47,651 --> 01:11:48,739 [Laughs] 1427 01:11:48,869 --> 01:11:49,653 - Just kidding. - It's cute. 1428 01:11:49,783 --> 01:11:50,654 That's cute. 1429 01:11:50,784 --> 01:11:52,046 What the fuck! 1430 01:11:52,177 --> 01:11:53,657 What-- Oh shit. 1431 01:11:53,787 --> 01:11:56,747 Well, I called you, 'cause, man-- the band, they got here, 1432 01:11:56,877 --> 01:11:58,749 they were fucked up from last night 1433 01:11:58,879 --> 01:12:00,707 and these kids were horsing around 1434 01:12:00,838 --> 01:12:03,057 and I started to get really uptight. 1435 01:12:03,188 --> 01:12:04,494 I'm alright now. 1436 01:12:04,624 --> 01:12:05,799 But they started getting uptight 1437 01:12:05,930 --> 01:12:07,671 and there was a lot of conflict going on. 1438 01:12:07,801 --> 01:12:09,890 And you know, it was bad juju, 1439 01:12:10,021 --> 01:12:11,283 it was like hurting everybody inside. 1440 01:12:11,414 --> 01:12:12,545 You know what I mean? 1441 01:12:12,676 --> 01:12:15,113 So I called you, but that was like two hours ago. 1442 01:12:15,243 --> 01:12:16,941 You suck. 1443 01:12:17,071 --> 01:12:19,117 And I thought you might help me with the crowd control 1444 01:12:19,247 --> 01:12:20,771 and we could split the tips. 1445 01:12:20,901 --> 01:12:22,816 Come on! 1446 01:12:22,947 --> 01:12:23,774 - No, dude. - What? 1447 01:12:23,904 --> 01:12:26,342 - Give me the key. - What? 1448 01:12:26,472 --> 01:12:27,647 - The key! - Okay, okay. 1449 01:12:27,778 --> 01:12:29,170 - Give it here. - You got it, alright. 1450 01:12:29,301 --> 01:12:30,694 You got it done, I'm taking my shift early. 1451 01:12:30,824 --> 01:12:31,695 - Shit, okay. - Go. 1452 01:12:31,825 --> 01:12:33,392 Okay, I'm go get fucked. 1453 01:12:33,523 --> 01:12:36,090 No, you're gonna clean that shit up. 1454 01:12:36,221 --> 01:12:37,918 [People shouting in distance] 1455 01:12:38,049 --> 01:12:39,442 What the hell? 1456 01:12:42,445 --> 01:12:43,968 GUTTERPUNKS: Hey, you! 1457 01:12:44,098 --> 01:12:45,012 [Stampede sounds] 1458 01:12:45,143 --> 01:12:46,449 BART: Fuck, ah! 1459 01:12:46,579 --> 01:12:48,973 Ah! 1460 01:12:49,103 --> 01:12:50,235 Fucking punks! 1461 01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:56,633 TRENTE: Oh monsieur! 1462 01:12:56,763 --> 01:12:57,808 Oh. 1463 01:12:57,938 --> 01:12:59,287 - What the fuck! - Get off me, dude. 1464 01:12:59,418 --> 01:13:01,551 Do you perhaps have trente-sous that you could live without? 1465 01:13:01,681 --> 01:13:02,552 You okay? 1466 01:13:02,682 --> 01:13:04,031 Were you mugged by them? 1467 01:13:04,162 --> 01:13:05,555 No, I'm straight. 1468 01:13:05,685 --> 01:13:07,905 It's... 1469 01:13:08,035 --> 01:13:10,690 OFFICER DOUVERT: Well, well. 1470 01:13:10,821 --> 01:13:12,866 Ma'am, I'm just the manager of this establishment 1471 01:13:12,997 --> 01:13:14,041 and there was a commotion, 1472 01:13:14,172 --> 01:13:15,478 I came back to see what was going on. 1473 01:13:15,608 --> 01:13:19,569 Looks like it's just not your night. 1474 01:13:19,699 --> 01:13:21,919 Up against the wall, come on. 1475 01:13:22,049 --> 01:13:23,137 Give me your other hand. 1476 01:13:23,268 --> 01:13:24,400 Thank you. 1477 01:13:24,530 --> 01:13:26,967 Look, we don't want your kind here, alright? 1478 01:13:27,098 --> 01:13:28,969 Clean up your act, this is a law-abiding establishment. 1479 01:13:29,100 --> 01:13:30,188 Thank you, officer. 1480 01:13:30,318 --> 01:13:34,453 We honor your kind, your hard work, thank you. 1481 01:13:34,584 --> 01:13:35,411 OFFICER DOUVERT: Come on, loosen 'em up. 1482 01:13:35,541 --> 01:13:36,803 Finally something goes my way. 1483 01:13:36,934 --> 01:13:37,891 OFFICER DOUVERT: Alright, keep walking, keep walking. 1484 01:13:38,022 --> 01:13:57,911 [♪♪♪] 1485 01:13:58,042 --> 01:14:05,005 [♪♪♪] 1486 01:14:13,710 --> 01:14:16,364 BART: What have I told you, hit the road already. 1487 01:14:16,495 --> 01:14:17,627 Leave me a bowl. 1488 01:14:17,757 --> 01:14:19,324 [Flushes toilet] 1489 01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:20,368 Ugh. 1490 01:14:20,499 --> 01:14:21,848 Aargh! 1491 01:14:26,287 --> 01:14:27,593 We got an upper decker. 1492 01:14:27,724 --> 01:14:29,290 Again? 1493 01:14:29,421 --> 01:14:30,640 Let me see your phone. 1494 01:14:34,034 --> 01:14:35,427 Why do you have flour on your ear? 1495 01:14:35,558 --> 01:14:36,863 Gay mafia attack. 1496 01:14:36,994 --> 01:14:39,344 [Freddy laughs] 1497 01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:42,478 Hey Dee, so I found your flyers. 1498 01:14:42,608 --> 01:14:45,611 There is a question mark by your name on the schedule... 1499 01:14:45,742 --> 01:14:56,709 [♪♪♪] 1500 01:14:56,840 --> 01:14:58,842 And she said, "Time to kiss my ass." 1501 01:14:58,972 --> 01:15:00,626 And I said, "Okay". 1502 01:15:00,757 --> 01:15:03,760 Jesus, Freddy! 1503 01:15:03,890 --> 01:15:05,152 Excuse me. 1504 01:15:05,283 --> 01:15:07,894 Can I get a moment of peace today? 1505 01:15:08,025 --> 01:15:09,330 - Showtime! - BART: No, no. 1506 01:15:09,461 --> 01:15:10,288 BART: Hey, God no. 1507 01:15:10,418 --> 01:15:11,419 Freddy, don't. 1508 01:15:11,550 --> 01:15:12,986 - No. - MAN 2: Yeah, yeah! 1509 01:15:13,117 --> 01:15:16,947 You gotta go out. Go, go, out, out, out! 1510 01:15:17,077 --> 01:15:19,036 - 86'd, come on! - FREDDY: For how long? 1511 01:15:19,166 --> 01:15:20,820 BART: I don't know, forever, next shift. 1512 01:15:20,951 --> 01:15:23,127 Whatever the fuck, get the fuck out! 1513 01:15:23,257 --> 01:15:24,824 I'm going to the Bar Next Door. 1514 01:15:24,955 --> 01:15:27,000 [Coughs] 1515 01:15:27,131 --> 01:15:28,349 Hey Ethan, how's business? 1516 01:15:28,480 --> 01:15:30,134 Hello, Mr. Freddy. 1517 01:15:30,264 --> 01:15:50,154 [♪♪♪] 1518 01:15:50,284 --> 01:16:01,948 [♪♪♪] 1519 01:16:02,079 --> 01:16:03,646 You're in the right town. 1520 01:16:10,957 --> 01:16:12,350 Dee. 1521 01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:13,525 Why didn't you answer any of my calls this morning? 1522 01:16:13,656 --> 01:16:15,658 Everybody's busting my balls today, just-- just... 1523 01:16:15,788 --> 01:16:17,616 Okay, but where were you this morning? 1524 01:16:17,747 --> 01:16:19,444 I-- I'm working. 1525 01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:20,706 I didn't even go home, I passed out 1526 01:16:20,837 --> 01:16:21,968 at the Bar Next Door. 1527 01:16:22,099 --> 01:16:23,361 You should've called. 1528 01:16:23,491 --> 01:16:26,277 I gave you the squirrel's nuts! 1529 01:16:31,325 --> 01:16:34,111 [Rock song playing on juke box] 1530 01:16:38,289 --> 01:16:39,290 DEE: This is what I wanna talk to you about, alright. 1531 01:16:39,420 --> 01:16:40,421 The producer of... 1532 01:16:45,296 --> 01:16:47,733 Be on our best... 1533 01:16:47,864 --> 01:16:49,213 How 'bout a Pabst? 1534 01:16:51,389 --> 01:16:53,304 I thought Ankles was bad. 1535 01:16:53,434 --> 01:16:55,262 BART: You get ice. 1536 01:17:01,747 --> 01:17:02,792 High Life. 1537 01:17:02,922 --> 01:17:18,198 [♪♪♪] 1538 01:17:18,329 --> 01:17:21,811 NAT: Bart? 1539 01:17:21,941 --> 01:17:23,203 Bart! 1540 01:17:23,334 --> 01:17:26,293 - Ready? - MUMBLES: Un, deux, trois... 1541 01:17:26,424 --> 01:17:39,393 [♪♪♪] 1542 01:17:39,524 --> 01:17:42,440 ♪ I've been down so long 1543 01:17:46,357 --> 01:17:48,402 [Grunts] 1544 01:17:48,533 --> 01:17:50,013 [Scuffling] 1545 01:17:50,143 --> 01:17:52,363 Get them-- 1546 01:17:52,493 --> 01:17:53,712 - Get off! - Who are you? 1547 01:17:53,843 --> 01:17:55,279 Help! 1548 01:17:55,409 --> 01:17:59,196 [Scuffling] 1549 01:17:59,326 --> 01:18:01,111 You goddamn thief! 1550 01:18:01,241 --> 01:18:03,156 [Old man grunting] - The Werewalrus! 1551 01:18:10,598 --> 01:18:11,556 Dammit! 1552 01:18:11,687 --> 01:18:13,166 Not on my watch, people! 1553 01:18:13,297 --> 01:18:15,516 I don't get paid enough to wipe your dumb asses. 1554 01:18:17,562 --> 01:18:20,478 Get the hell off my boyfriend! 1555 01:18:27,267 --> 01:18:29,705 Goddammit, where-- where the fuck... 1556 01:18:36,537 --> 01:18:38,975 [Grunts] 1557 01:18:39,105 --> 01:18:41,064 Hey! 1558 01:18:44,545 --> 01:18:47,810 AURA: Look him in the eyes and then you'll know the truth. 1559 01:18:53,337 --> 01:18:58,951 Anyone who took any of my money, give it the fuck back. 1560 01:18:59,082 --> 01:19:00,300 Now! 1561 01:19:00,431 --> 01:19:02,259 [Bart grunts] 1562 01:19:06,567 --> 01:19:08,134 Where the fuck are you, Aura? 1563 01:19:14,445 --> 01:19:15,751 Werewalrus. 1564 01:19:21,931 --> 01:19:25,369 [Indistinct shouting] 1565 01:19:29,677 --> 01:19:32,985 Hi, sorry about all this. 1566 01:19:33,116 --> 01:19:35,509 It's just, working all the kinks out. 1567 01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:36,510 But the band and I just started 1568 01:19:36,641 --> 01:19:37,773 and we've got-- 1569 01:19:37,903 --> 01:19:38,774 we're gonna play a few more songs and then I-- 1570 01:19:38,904 --> 01:19:40,688 Look, I got the card. 1571 01:19:40,819 --> 01:19:43,039 We're talking, that's fine. 1572 01:19:43,169 --> 01:19:44,692 Can you-- He's just mad. 1573 01:19:44,823 --> 01:19:46,129 I'm not, I'm not gonna be-- 1574 01:19:46,259 --> 01:19:47,217 This is the guy. 1575 01:19:47,347 --> 01:19:48,174 DEE: Yeah, I know, this is the guy. 1576 01:19:48,305 --> 01:19:49,610 This is the guy with the deal, so... 1577 01:19:49,741 --> 01:19:50,786 The guy I was telling-- just 'cause we're doing a deal. 1578 01:19:50,916 --> 01:19:52,004 See this is the guy that I was telling you about-- 1579 01:19:52,135 --> 01:19:53,179 ETHAN: You look just like I thought you would look. 1580 01:19:53,310 --> 01:19:56,792 Timeout, I'm hardly prepared to make any kind of deal. 1581 01:19:56,922 --> 01:19:58,968 I just bought this magazine on the corner for $2 1582 01:19:59,098 --> 01:20:02,101 and apparently it's free in every bar in the city. 1583 01:20:02,232 --> 01:20:06,976 I'm just trying to locate the Stray Cat Jazz Bar. 1584 01:20:07,106 --> 01:20:08,412 Stray Cat Jazz Bar? 1585 01:20:08,542 --> 01:20:09,456 - ETHAN: Yeah, we heard-- - DEE: Yeah. 1586 01:20:09,587 --> 01:20:11,197 - Um that's-- - ETHAN: That's the sign-- 1587 01:20:11,328 --> 01:20:12,720 Just take a left out the door. 1588 01:20:12,851 --> 01:20:14,287 That's the one with-- they have a sign 1589 01:20:14,418 --> 01:20:15,811 and it has like a-- 1590 01:20:15,941 --> 01:20:17,725 With a cat. 1591 01:20:17,856 --> 01:20:19,249 It's two blocks that way, cat on the right. 1592 01:20:19,379 --> 01:20:20,685 That way? 1593 01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:23,688 Thank you, no thank you. 1594 01:20:24,994 --> 01:20:25,995 What did you do, you freaked him out, 1595 01:20:26,125 --> 01:20:27,039 you scared him off. 1596 01:20:27,170 --> 01:20:29,912 Okay, well, then go get him. 1597 01:20:30,042 --> 01:20:31,348 Wait, what were you talking about? 1598 01:20:31,478 --> 01:20:33,002 - That's the guy! - ETHAN: That's the guy I was-- 1599 01:20:33,132 --> 01:20:37,049 You trashed-- you trashed my bar. 1600 01:20:37,180 --> 01:20:39,095 Now hold on, I was accosted. 1601 01:20:39,225 --> 01:20:40,705 DEE: I was trying to break it up, I didn't mean anything-- 1602 01:20:40,836 --> 01:20:42,359 You cold-cocked me for this little dickweed? 1603 01:20:42,489 --> 01:20:43,882 DEE AND ETHAN: Hey! 1604 01:20:44,013 --> 01:20:45,928 Well you out of all people have no right to talk to anybody 1605 01:20:46,058 --> 01:20:48,234 like that, you lowlife piece of shit scumfuck! 1606 01:20:48,365 --> 01:20:49,714 What? You're a psycho! 1607 01:20:49,845 --> 01:20:51,411 You're a liar and a fucking rapist 1608 01:20:51,542 --> 01:20:52,630 and I'm gonna tell this whole fucking bar 1609 01:20:52,760 --> 01:20:54,414 - until you admit it. - DEE: Woah, woah, okay. 1610 01:20:54,545 --> 01:20:55,894 Don't talk to my boyfriend like that. 1611 01:20:56,025 --> 01:20:57,069 He fucking raped me last night after I passed out. 1612 01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:58,114 Um, I'm your boyfriend. 1613 01:20:58,244 --> 01:21:00,072 Okay, you homeless bitch, this is-- 1614 01:21:00,203 --> 01:21:02,118 I let you crash on my sofa, this is how you repay me? 1615 01:21:02,248 --> 01:21:03,989 Don't be such an entitled fucking creep, 1616 01:21:04,120 --> 01:21:05,512 just because I live on your couch doesn't mean 1617 01:21:05,643 --> 01:21:07,950 I'm less of a human than you are! 1618 01:21:08,080 --> 01:21:09,125 Wait, you're homeless? That's so cool. 1619 01:21:09,255 --> 01:21:10,604 Okay, you timeout, alright? 1620 01:21:10,735 --> 01:21:13,651 You have no right to be here, you got no job, no life, 1621 01:21:13,781 --> 01:21:14,870 no proof of anything! 1622 01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:16,306 Check your fucking facts, motherfucker, 1623 01:21:16,436 --> 01:21:18,134 because you took my fucking boots off. 1624 01:21:18,264 --> 01:21:20,223 Oh. 1625 01:21:21,528 --> 01:21:22,486 Oh, and you know what that means, don't you, 1626 01:21:22,616 --> 01:21:23,879 you little punk ass? 1627 01:21:24,009 --> 01:21:24,967 DEE: Ethan? 1628 01:21:25,097 --> 01:21:26,055 I-- I-- 1629 01:21:26,185 --> 01:21:28,274 Okay, just wait a minute. 1630 01:21:28,405 --> 01:21:31,408 Weren't you doing him anyway? 1631 01:21:31,538 --> 01:21:32,800 It doesn't even fucking matter. 1632 01:21:32,931 --> 01:21:34,541 Hey, you know what, look, everybody, shut up, 1633 01:21:34,672 --> 01:21:35,673 get out of my fucking bar! 1634 01:21:35,803 --> 01:21:36,935 Starting with you. 1635 01:21:37,066 --> 01:21:39,329 Take your little boyfriend and before you go 1636 01:21:39,459 --> 01:21:43,202 give me back my cash or I'm calling the fucking cops! 1637 01:21:43,333 --> 01:21:45,117 No need to call the fucking cops. 1638 01:21:45,248 --> 01:21:46,684 Finally, a cop when I need one. 1639 01:21:46,814 --> 01:21:47,815 Officer, I-- 1640 01:21:47,946 --> 01:21:49,556 I found this driver's license outside. 1641 01:21:49,687 --> 01:21:53,343 Anybody in here a "Maya Liebenthal"? 1642 01:21:53,473 --> 01:21:54,518 GUTTERFEMME: That's mine! 1643 01:21:54,648 --> 01:21:55,911 It was stolen along with my credit cards 1644 01:21:56,041 --> 01:21:57,260 and iPhone. 1645 01:21:57,390 --> 01:21:58,304 Of course she has an iPhone. 1646 01:21:58,435 --> 01:22:01,481 Anybody forget their briefcase? 1647 01:22:01,612 --> 01:22:02,569 Briefcase? 1648 01:22:02,700 --> 01:22:04,484 It's mine. 1649 01:22:04,615 --> 01:22:05,790 Okay, well, get your shit, man. 1650 01:22:05,921 --> 01:22:08,184 You can't leave things around, this is New Orleans. 1651 01:22:08,314 --> 01:22:09,968 BART: Officer, I'm the manager, if I can explain-- 1652 01:22:10,099 --> 01:22:11,100 NAT: What is this? 1653 01:22:11,230 --> 01:22:13,102 BART: What are you doing? 1654 01:22:13,232 --> 01:22:14,930 Oh, "Maya Liebenthal"! 1655 01:22:15,060 --> 01:22:16,148 What the fuck? 1656 01:22:16,279 --> 01:22:17,845 I want this pig fucker arrested. 1657 01:22:17,976 --> 01:22:19,108 Do you have proof? 1658 01:22:19,238 --> 01:22:20,239 Check the balance. 1659 01:22:20,370 --> 01:22:22,285 BART: Alright, this is bullshit. 1660 01:22:22,415 --> 01:22:23,895 It's a misunderstanding, okay. 1661 01:22:24,026 --> 01:22:25,157 Where'd you get that money from, Bart, 1662 01:22:25,288 --> 01:22:26,767 why don't you tell the officer? 1663 01:22:26,898 --> 01:22:30,119 Okay, look, officer, arrest her and arrest her. 1664 01:22:30,249 --> 01:22:31,120 No, officer, you've been-- 1665 01:22:31,250 --> 01:22:32,425 OFFICER DOUVERT: Uhuh, back up! 1666 01:22:32,556 --> 01:22:35,124 We've been having issues with the credit card machine. 1667 01:22:35,254 --> 01:22:39,128 Overdrawn by $2,500 all from this bar today. 1668 01:22:39,258 --> 01:22:41,652 That credit-into-cash scam didn't work out too well for ya, 1669 01:22:41,782 --> 01:22:43,088 - did it? - Put 'em out. 1670 01:22:43,219 --> 01:22:44,307 - BART: What? - Wrists! 1671 01:22:44,437 --> 01:22:46,048 - Are you serious? - Yeah, come on. 1672 01:22:46,178 --> 01:22:47,614 Look, I'm the manager around here, I-- 1673 01:22:47,745 --> 01:22:50,139 If I'm taken, there's no one to run this bar, officer. 1674 01:22:50,269 --> 01:22:52,054 It's a business establishment. 1675 01:22:53,794 --> 01:22:55,013 - EVERYONE: [Together] Freddy! -Hey, what's going on here? 1676 01:22:55,144 --> 01:22:56,797 Freddy, can you work Bart's shift now? 1677 01:22:56,928 --> 01:22:57,798 Yeah, why not? 1678 01:22:57,929 --> 01:22:59,452 Shut up, Dee. 1679 01:22:59,583 --> 01:23:00,627 Nobody likes you, okay. 1680 01:23:00,758 --> 01:23:02,629 You're not playing any more gigs here! 1681 01:23:02,760 --> 01:23:03,935 Officer, I-- 1682 01:23:04,066 --> 01:23:06,503 Okay, I'm uh-- 1683 01:23:06,633 --> 01:23:07,939 I'm pressing charges. 1684 01:23:08,070 --> 01:23:10,202 Officer, I'm a pillar of this community. 1685 01:23:10,333 --> 01:23:11,595 Officer, I'm a pillar! 1686 01:23:16,904 --> 01:23:20,343 Okay. Uh, we need to make $200. 1687 01:23:22,214 --> 01:23:24,434 Alright, uh, hi, ladies and gentlemen. 1688 01:23:24,564 --> 01:23:26,392 As always it is exciting in New Orleans, 1689 01:23:26,523 --> 01:23:28,960 so our next song is gonna be a little tribute, 1690 01:23:29,091 --> 01:23:31,354 it's gonna be Me and Bobby McGee. 1691 01:23:31,484 --> 01:23:32,616 Alright, hit it. 1692 01:23:34,661 --> 01:23:35,967 Feel free to leave something. 1693 01:23:36,098 --> 01:23:43,148 [♪♪♪] 1694 01:23:43,279 --> 01:23:44,149 Can anybody tell me 1695 01:23:44,280 --> 01:23:45,846 what the fuck just happened here? 1696 01:23:53,898 --> 01:23:55,160 Hey. 1697 01:23:55,291 --> 01:23:58,859 Now that shenanigans are sorted, a shot of Jameson 1698 01:23:58,990 --> 01:24:00,122 to seal the deal. 1699 01:24:00,252 --> 01:24:01,775 On the house for you, babe. 1700 01:24:01,906 --> 01:24:08,652 [♪♪♪] 1701 01:24:08,782 --> 01:24:10,654 Is this normal? 1702 01:24:13,874 --> 01:24:17,269 It's okay for a Wednesday. 1703 01:24:17,400 --> 01:24:20,185 Mmmm. 1704 01:24:20,316 --> 01:24:23,145 I'm gonna check my laundry. 1705 01:24:27,410 --> 01:24:30,326 I wonder if they need a barback. 1706 01:24:30,456 --> 01:24:32,980 ANKLES: Hey, what for we stopping, cher? 1707 01:24:33,111 --> 01:24:35,679 DEE: Guys, that's not how the song goes. 1708 01:24:39,117 --> 01:24:40,553 SNEAKY PETE AND THE FENS: 1, 2, 3, 4! 1709 01:24:40,684 --> 01:25:00,573 [♪♪♪] 1710 01:25:00,704 --> 01:25:20,593 [♪♪♪] 1711 01:25:20,724 --> 01:25:40,613 [♪♪♪] 1712 01:25:40,744 --> 01:26:00,633 [♪♪♪] 1713 01:26:00,764 --> 01:26:20,653 [♪♪♪] 1714 01:26:20,784 --> 01:26:40,673 [♪♪♪] 1715 01:26:40,804 --> 01:27:00,693 [♪♪♪] 1716 01:27:00,824 --> 01:27:20,713 [♪♪♪] 1717 01:27:20,844 --> 01:27:40,733 [♪♪♪] 1718 01:27:40,864 --> 01:28:00,753 [♪♪♪] 1719 01:28:00,884 --> 01:28:10,023 [♪♪♪] 108867