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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:46,000 WHERE ARE YOU GOING ON VACATION? 2 00:01:11,460 --> 00:01:15,901 I'M ALL YOURS 3 00:01:42,420 --> 00:01:44,217 Luisa! What are you doing? 4 00:01:46,380 --> 00:01:50,293 Come on... get up! Put some clothes on! 5 00:01:50,780 --> 00:01:52,816 It's late! We're leaving soon. 6 00:01:53,460 --> 00:01:55,178 - Where are you going? - Where am I going?! 7 00:01:56,620 --> 00:01:58,497 What do you mean, where am I going? Where are WE going! 8 00:02:03,020 --> 00:02:05,818 - I'm not going! - You're not going? 9 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,098 Have you gone mad? 10 00:02:09,020 --> 00:02:12,095 - What will I do without you? - You'll find someone else! 11 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:15,292 Someone else? How will I find someone else? 12 00:02:16,180 --> 00:02:18,774 Come on ... your clothes. We need to get to the boat! 13 00:02:19,900 --> 00:02:21,697 And who is this? 14 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:23,055 My wife! 15 00:02:23,580 --> 00:02:24,535 Or rather, she was. 16 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:26,538 - What's her name? - Giuliana. 17 00:02:27,260 --> 00:02:30,730 - And why did you break up? - Why do you ask so many questions. Go! 18 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,219 Hurry up! Move! 19 00:02:37,260 --> 00:02:40,172 Thank you, but I'm not going! First, I get seasick. 20 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:42,137 And second, I don't like fixing cocktails. 21 00:02:42,220 --> 00:02:45,371 - My ass is mine. Goodbye! - And I paid you well for it! 22 00:02:53,460 --> 00:02:56,770 - Finally! - That old dentist was a drag! Let's go! 23 00:03:08,380 --> 00:03:10,052 - Hello? - Is that you, Giuliana? 24 00:03:10,340 --> 00:03:11,295 Yes. Who is this? 25 00:03:12,940 --> 00:03:15,170 A relative you haven't seen in a long time. 26 00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:19,168 - Why, Enrico, it's you! - You recognized me. Brava! 27 00:03:19,540 --> 00:03:21,735 I've thought about calling you many times. 28 00:03:22,060 --> 00:03:25,575 - I was always on the verge of doing so. - You know, I'd really like to see you... 29 00:03:25,980 --> 00:03:28,733 - Are you serious? - To stay together for a few days. 30 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:30,494 Even in bed? 31 00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:34,659 Yes... yes. 32 00:03:37,180 --> 00:03:39,375 That sounds like a wonderful vacation. 33 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:42,612 - So, come on over. - Unfortunately I can't come right away. 34 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:46,412 - Would five minutes be okay? - Okay... I'll wait. 35 00:03:46,900 --> 00:03:49,334 I wonder how you'll be? No, don't tell me! 36 00:03:49,580 --> 00:03:50,933 It's best you surprise me! 37 00:03:51,260 --> 00:03:52,978 Ciao, ciao, ciao, ciao! 38 00:04:14,900 --> 00:04:16,379 - Chicco! - Giuliana! 39 00:04:16,460 --> 00:04:18,849 - What a pleasure! - How are you? - What kept you? 40 00:04:18,940 --> 00:04:21,852 Sorry I'm late. I told you five minutes, but it's been six. 41 00:04:21,940 --> 00:04:22,975 You look great! 42 00:04:23,140 --> 00:04:25,131 - Thank you! How beautiful! - Do you like them? 43 00:04:25,620 --> 00:04:28,134 - I'm so glad to see you. - I feel the same. 44 00:04:28,220 --> 00:04:30,575 You know it's a pleasure to see one's wife ... 45 00:04:30,660 --> 00:04:32,059 ... when you're no longer married. 46 00:04:32,140 --> 00:04:33,539 - Come in. - Thank you. 47 00:04:34,780 --> 00:04:38,090 Very nice! Lovely! But how can you afford this villa? 48 00:04:38,940 --> 00:04:42,455 It's not mine, it's Armando's! He's a dear friend who wants to sell it. 49 00:04:42,580 --> 00:04:45,538 As a favor, he asked if I'd watch the place for him. 50 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:47,975 He must be pretty important from the looks of the place. 51 00:04:48,540 --> 00:04:49,609 - Are you coming? - Yes. 52 00:04:50,340 --> 00:04:53,138 - And so I've made a nice vacation of it! Do you understand? - Got it. 53 00:04:53,220 --> 00:04:55,654 And who is this Armando? A relative of yours? 54 00:04:55,740 --> 00:04:57,219 - No, he was my lover. - Ah. 55 00:04:57,300 --> 00:04:59,131 You don't mind my asking? 56 00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:01,814 - But we broke up six months ago. - That's good! 57 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:04,812 There are four bedrooms. You pick the one you want. 58 00:05:05,420 --> 00:05:07,217 - This one! - It's mine! - Exactly! 59 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:18,219 Giuliana! Have you forgotten that once my place was here with you? 60 00:05:18,380 --> 00:05:20,655 Yes, it's true! I'd forgotten. 61 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:24,013 Forget it. Come here! 62 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:28,092 - What do you want? - To make love. 63 00:05:28,340 --> 00:05:31,855 Ah, you're so... Not even a little playing around. Real cute! 64 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:35,612 I didn't think you cared for a lot of foreplay. 65 00:05:35,780 --> 00:05:36,849 You're sure of that? 66 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:41,898 - We need to be thinking about lunch. - Anything but a restaurant! 67 00:05:42,380 --> 00:05:45,770 - I can cook something for you! - No, let's go to the restaurant! 68 00:05:50,740 --> 00:05:53,732 You must be hungry. It's already 2:30! 69 00:05:55,140 --> 00:05:57,176 - What are you doing now? - What kind of work am I doing? 70 00:05:57,260 --> 00:06:01,333 - You're no longer a decorator? - Since then I've had five jobs! 71 00:06:01,660 --> 00:06:03,139 - Have a drink? - Thank you, yes. 72 00:06:03,220 --> 00:06:05,415 - I'll have a Cinzano. - Me too. - With ice. 73 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:09,015 There was the the library in Parma, then the art gallery in Verona ... 74 00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:11,933 ... then advertising in Milan. Now I'm working as a journalist. 75 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:13,658 - In Milan? - No, in Rome. 76 00:06:14,340 --> 00:06:15,819 It's a feminist's magazine. 77 00:06:16,340 --> 00:06:18,171 It's called "The Difference". 78 00:06:18,940 --> 00:06:20,851 So, a toast to "The Difference"! 79 00:06:21,780 --> 00:06:22,735 And you? 80 00:06:23,820 --> 00:06:24,969 Let's get a table. 81 00:06:25,740 --> 00:06:26,809 Me? Well... 82 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,176 It's so boring, dreary ... 83 00:06:29,340 --> 00:06:32,093 ...but I'm still working as a dentist. 84 00:06:32,180 --> 00:06:35,252 I've lived in the same city for 20 years and have no ambition. 85 00:06:35,340 --> 00:06:36,295 Well, it's not all that serious! 86 00:06:36,380 --> 00:06:38,769 - Yes? - Today you're a man ready for change. 87 00:06:38,860 --> 00:06:41,249 I'm a woman who must make up for lost time! 88 00:06:41,660 --> 00:06:44,652 - We were both a bit stupid. - You know the old saying: 89 00:06:45,740 --> 00:06:47,731 None are whores, none are virgins. 90 00:06:48,460 --> 00:06:51,099 In the end, all are just women! 91 00:06:53,340 --> 00:06:55,649 I guess you've had a lot of experience. 92 00:06:55,780 --> 00:06:56,735 Yes... 93 00:06:57,820 --> 00:07:01,495 Many men. Some young, some not. 94 00:07:01,580 --> 00:07:03,730 - And which did you like best? - The young ones. 95 00:07:04,940 --> 00:07:08,649 - Now I'm more mature. - Well, they say that young people are a bit crazy... 96 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:10,892 Isn't that so? 97 00:07:11,620 --> 00:07:15,818 - Go on... - With them I've never had to... I don't know. 98 00:07:17,140 --> 00:07:21,019 They never have to ask: "Was that good for you?" 99 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:23,738 You explain it so well ... 100 00:07:25,020 --> 00:07:26,373 Phew! The sense of guilt! 101 00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:29,369 Yet, there is a good side to marriage ... 102 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:32,175 Something... that I no longer enjoy. - Which is...? 103 00:07:32,340 --> 00:07:35,969 - The pleasure of cheating! - You haven't changed. 104 00:07:37,180 --> 00:07:40,172 But what about you? You are wiser, more womenly... 105 00:07:40,700 --> 00:07:41,928 ...more liberated. 106 00:07:42,580 --> 00:07:45,697 Not to get sentimental, but you're even more sexy. 107 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:50,017 At least the sex will not have changed, Guiliana! 108 00:07:52,660 --> 00:07:54,491 - In a way... - Huh? 109 00:07:55,060 --> 00:07:59,099 - In what way? How? - In that I've had some experience. 110 00:07:59,700 --> 00:08:01,975 Sure, you're more emancipated... 111 00:08:02,780 --> 00:08:04,816 ...more experienced, more mature, a feminist! 112 00:08:05,340 --> 00:08:08,093 I guess I've had a lot of experience, too. 113 00:08:08,260 --> 00:08:09,739 We've been separated for twelve years! 114 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:16,052 - How many lovers have you had? 10, 12? - Not that many. 115 00:08:16,300 --> 00:08:19,497 But each was special in their own way. 116 00:08:24,300 --> 00:08:25,369 You know... 117 00:08:26,060 --> 00:08:28,654 Once... I made love with a woman. 118 00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:31,858 - Have you ever made love to a man? - Are you crazy? 119 00:08:33,020 --> 00:08:34,373 How was it? 120 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:37,579 It was exciting, like... 121 00:08:38,980 --> 00:08:40,732 like... misbehaving at school. 122 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:48,844 It's been a long time since I felt like that. It was just something I wanted to do. 123 00:08:48,860 --> 00:08:51,010 I could stop being a dentist... 124 00:08:51,980 --> 00:08:54,574 ... but the idea of doing it with a man makes me sick. 125 00:08:56,700 --> 00:09:01,137 But for me it was something to try! 126 00:09:05,100 --> 00:09:06,249 What you looking at? 127 00:09:08,940 --> 00:09:10,009 Your tits! 128 00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:22,698 - Look there. Who is that? - I don't know. 129 00:09:24,340 --> 00:09:25,568 Hi, Giuliana! 130 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:30,049 Oh... it's Thomas! The son of Armando, the owner. 131 00:09:30,140 --> 00:09:32,813 - I told you about him, didn't I? - He sent him as a gift? 132 00:09:34,060 --> 00:09:35,493 - Hi! - Tommy! 133 00:09:37,420 --> 00:09:41,095 - Why are you here? - I'm hitchhiking to Paris with some friends. 134 00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:44,536 I was passing by here and thought I'd say hi and spend the night! 135 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:46,850 - Great! - What a great idea! 136 00:09:46,980 --> 00:09:49,016 Enrico. Enrico... Tommaso. 137 00:09:50,580 --> 00:09:53,014 - My pleasure! - You look wonderful! Come in. 138 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:56,217 I'm really glad that this ugly monkey showed up! 139 00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:57,528 Really? 140 00:09:57,620 --> 00:10:00,293 - Now that you're here, stay a few days! - With any luck! 141 00:10:01,580 --> 00:10:02,649 Come on! 142 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:05,330 Come on, I'll help you! Come into the house... 143 00:10:08,780 --> 00:10:10,850 So, you're hitchhiking to Paris. 144 00:10:11,580 --> 00:10:13,218 It is a long journey, eh? 145 00:10:14,420 --> 00:10:16,376 If I were you, I'd leave right away. 146 00:10:18,220 --> 00:10:22,771 We men must look out for one another. I'll make you a nice gift ... 147 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:28,255 and ... you'll do me a big favor! Tell Giuliana that you're leaving this afternoon. 148 00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:29,575 Okay? 149 00:10:30,180 --> 00:10:31,454 If that's what you want... 150 00:10:34,340 --> 00:10:37,889 Giuliana, I've changed my mind. I've decided to continue the journey. 151 00:10:37,980 --> 00:10:40,096 Paris is a long way to go, and it's better not to waste time. 152 00:10:40,180 --> 00:10:42,375 But what's the hurry? We're here by ourselves ... 153 00:10:42,460 --> 00:10:44,416 and ... we'd enjoy a little company, right? 154 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:47,537 - Of course! What's the hurry? - So, can I stay? 155 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:52,810 You can stay if you want, or you can leave. Do what you want! 156 00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:56,495 I'm glad you understand. I'll make the room! 157 00:10:56,940 --> 00:11:00,376 Hold the bag! Hold the bag! 158 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:03,374 With 100,000 lire in hand, you've got to think on your feet! 159 00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:06,533 When I tell you to stay, I mean you have to leave. Got it? 160 00:11:06,980 --> 00:11:10,336 - It seemed to me that she wanted ... - There are wants and then there are wishes! 161 00:11:10,580 --> 00:11:12,298 It was just a formality! 162 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:15,810 Send away the son of the landlord? She'd look stupid! 163 00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:17,811 Everything is ready! Are you coming, Thomas? 164 00:11:18,060 --> 00:11:21,257 No, I'm sorry, but I really must go. 165 00:11:21,340 --> 00:11:24,696 But why? We haven't seen each other for such a long time! Now we can visit! 166 00:11:24,780 --> 00:11:28,090 But of course! What can you do? She's prepared your room! 167 00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:30,053 So, can I stay? 168 00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:33,693 - Of course you can stay. - Now I can rest! 169 00:11:34,180 --> 00:11:37,570 Oh... finally! I'll put your backpack away! 170 00:11:38,460 --> 00:11:41,657 - It's lucky that I came by here! - What a nice boy! 171 00:11:41,940 --> 00:11:43,373 Yes, although a bit expensive! 172 00:11:45,660 --> 00:11:47,651 And especially quick witted! 173 00:11:50,980 --> 00:11:54,097 Look, Giuliana. Later, when the baby falls asleep... 174 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,132 ... you'll come to my bed, eh? 175 00:11:56,820 --> 00:11:59,459 - No! - In yours, then? 176 00:12:00,660 --> 00:12:01,854 No, Enrico! 177 00:12:03,380 --> 00:12:05,177 Thomas is a sensitive boy. 178 00:12:05,260 --> 00:12:08,138 He suffered a lot when his father and I separated. 179 00:12:08,220 --> 00:12:10,780 I would hate to hurt him. He wouldn't understand. 180 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:12,015 Don't worry. 181 00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:14,053 He really wouldn't understand. Believe me. 182 00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:18,892 Try to think about me, not just about him! 183 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,654 I'm not going to do it tonight because I'm tired ... 184 00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:24,811 ... and you'll do me a favor by not sneaking in. 185 00:12:25,220 --> 00:12:28,212 He's leaving tomorrow and we'll have the rest of the time to ourselves. Is that okay? 186 00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:31,054 - Tomorrow? - Yes! - Alright... tomorrow! 187 00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:34,975 - But not tonight? - No. 188 00:13:09,140 --> 00:13:11,176 - Lift your leg! - Wait! 189 00:13:20,940 --> 00:13:23,295 I put you guys in two bedrooms with sleeping bags ... 190 00:13:23,380 --> 00:13:24,779 ... because there wasn't any other place! 191 00:13:25,780 --> 00:13:28,135 Can you tell me... - Oh, hi! 192 00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:29,539 ... who they are? 193 00:13:30,540 --> 00:13:31,893 They're Thomas' friends. 194 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:35,012 So instead of leaving, he brings his friends here? 195 00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:38,896 That's not it, Enrico! Tommy was waiting for them and now that they're here ... 196 00:13:38,980 --> 00:13:40,698 ... they'll go on together to Paris. 197 00:13:41,060 --> 00:13:45,053 - So when are they leaving? - I asked them to stay, but they want to go. 198 00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:46,289 You insisted? 199 00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:49,178 - Ow, my ankle! - It's not my fault! 200 00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:51,577 Giuliana, I'm hurt! 201 00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:53,653 Where? What have you done? 202 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:58,532 I dislocated my ankle! I'll be forced to stay two or three days. 203 00:13:58,780 --> 00:14:01,692 And what will her friends do? Leave her here alone? Heaven forbid! 204 00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:03,652 You'll see... they'll call someone else! 205 00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:06,971 - Giuliana, we arrived! - We're here! 206 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:10,252 Oh! What a nice surprise! 207 00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:13,736 - How are you? - Darling! - Hello! 208 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:17,893 - Weren't you the owner's companion? - I can't believe that's the man. 209 00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:19,732 Ciao! Ciao, Elisa! 210 00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:22,297 Ciao! Come in! Come in! 211 00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:25,099 We couldn't have found a place like this if we paid for it with gold! 212 00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:26,938 We're coming! We're coming! 213 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,655 - We're leaving tomorrow. - What? 214 00:14:29,860 --> 00:14:30,975 Why so soon? 215 00:14:31,060 --> 00:14:34,336 I can't believe you're going tomorrow! You'd leave me here alone? 216 00:14:34,420 --> 00:14:36,217 We just needed a place to eat and sleep! 217 00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:40,054 What did I tell you? Giuliana would have no problem with this! 218 00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:42,529 Sit where you want! Find someplace to park! 219 00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:49,174 There you are, Enrico. Come on, I'll introduce you to my colleagues from work! 220 00:14:49,420 --> 00:14:53,015 So, this is Enrico, my first and last husband. 221 00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:56,413 He came to spend his holiday here with me! 222 00:14:56,580 --> 00:15:00,778 Meet my colleagues. Antonietta, news and current affairs ... 223 00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:04,216 ... she gives me strength. Fulvio, our handsome photographer ... 224 00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:07,295 Elisa ... the scourge of all mothers ... 225 00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:11,090 Virginia ... who does the online surveys ... 226 00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:13,251 "Disarm the penis!" 227 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:20,739 Silence! Time to eat! Your lunch is served! 228 00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:23,209 God help us... 229 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:26,929 Sorry, but I have a stomach ache. I'm going to the pharmacy. 230 00:15:27,140 --> 00:15:29,335 I just couldn't eat. You'll excuse me... 231 00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:36,893 (What happened? She was hot to go to bed and now I find myself eating alone!) 232 00:15:39,260 --> 00:15:42,616 (First Thomas, then his friends, then her journalist friends ... ) 233 00:15:43,180 --> 00:15:45,614 (... and then friends of those friends. As for me?) 234 00:15:47,540 --> 00:15:48,973 (What delicious spaghetti!) 235 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:50,813 (Ah, what the hell!) 236 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:03,649 What's this? 237 00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:18,209 Good morning. 238 00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:21,729 Good morning. 239 00:16:23,260 --> 00:16:25,615 There was a fly on your butt. 240 00:16:36,020 --> 00:16:36,975 Tino? 241 00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:39,098 Yes, he's in the first room. 242 00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:42,298 - Here you go! - Thank you. 243 00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:45,180 Diana, you're wanted on the phone! 244 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:50,058 - Hi, Enrico! Would you like some iced tea? - Thank you. 245 00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:53,573 - Have you seen any new arrivals? - Unfortunately, no. 246 00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:56,732 I was beginning to worry that we risked being alone. 247 00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,415 - And this one? - She has a call on the phone. 248 00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:02,452 - Ah, well, then ... - Hello? 249 00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:06,731 If it bothers you so much, don't look! 250 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,811 No, in fact I quite enjoy it! 251 00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:13,010 - I was afraid I'd forgetten what it looked like! - Stupid! 252 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:16,531 - That Fulvio you put in my room ... - Yes? 253 00:17:16,860 --> 00:17:21,615 - Isn't he a bit queer? - No. Well, yes. He likes men. 254 00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:25,217 - But why did you put him in to sleep with me? - Are you prejudiced? 255 00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:28,451 What does prejudice have to do with it? I just prefer women! 256 00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:29,575 Including you! 257 00:17:30,060 --> 00:17:32,654 Even if you did everything possible to change my mind. 258 00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:35,169 It wouldn't work with me! 259 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:37,894 I have no desire to experience something new. 260 00:17:38,060 --> 00:17:40,016 I don't want to become a different kind of man. 261 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,498 Oh, you're so sure of yourself! 262 00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:47,329 I've noticed that Fulvio likes men and women, but only young ones! 263 00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:52,289 Poor coconut! So why did he look at me this morning with doe eyes? 264 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:56,014 I'm neither beautiful nor young, but I can still function! 265 00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:59,571 The penis doesn't control the world. It merely enhances it! 266 00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:02,538 Such as through social power, political power! 267 00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:05,737 Why do we women seek soul mates? 268 00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:07,936 Yes, I know... for love... 269 00:18:16,780 --> 00:18:18,532 - Where are you taking me now? - Guess. 270 00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:20,531 To my room. I want to show you something. 271 00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:23,692 - Oh, I get it. I've seen it many times. - What? Are you afraid? 272 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:26,050 Your friends are all outside. What's the harm in it? 273 00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:28,290 Let's go to my room and make love! 274 00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:30,496 You don't think I need to worry about my friends? 275 00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:33,458 I would be ashamed of myself if anyone found out. 276 00:18:34,020 --> 00:18:35,772 And just why is that? 277 00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:41,211 Can we agree that I'm not just anybody? 278 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,775 You're the one who invited me to this place! 279 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:46,615 I, in the most basic sense ... I can do something for you. 280 00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:49,699 - A little sex would make you feel better. - Yes? 281 00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:52,818 It would calm your nerves, improve your skin tone ... 282 00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:55,978 You talk about sex like it was an antibiotic suppository! 283 00:18:56,540 --> 00:18:59,008 I came here because you wanted me to. 284 00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:01,898 You told me: "We will spend two wonderful days together." 285 00:19:01,980 --> 00:19:03,235 Forget that. 286 00:19:03,420 --> 00:19:06,935 If you had said: "Come, play tennis and bring your racket." 287 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:09,454 Then I'd expect that we'd be playing tennis this morning. 288 00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:20,611 - Hello? - This is Armando. - Who do you want? 289 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:22,656 - Giuliana. - No, Miss Guiliana isn't here. 290 00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:26,050 - What do you mean, she isn't there? Get her for me! - I told you, she's not here! 291 00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:27,778 To whom am I speaking, please? 292 00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:37,975 No offense, but you'd look better if you rolled over. 293 00:19:38,060 --> 00:19:41,370 There's no law that prohibits those who aren't young and beautiful from being nude! 294 00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:44,372 - Too bad! There should be! - So why are you clothed? 295 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,933 Perhaps you're a bit of a mess beneath that shirt, eh? 296 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:51,171 What does it matter? I haven't exposed anything and I'm a man! 297 00:19:51,260 --> 00:19:54,377 - That's it! Fulvio is a man but he's attractive! - Exactly! 298 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,616 Brava! Look at me! Like that! 299 00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:02,131 - Nice view, huh? - Yes, the forest is beautiful around here. 300 00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:03,448 I was referring to her ass. 301 00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:07,136 It's like getting the deaf to appreciate music! 302 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:13,409 I receive hundreds of letters from people who write to me ... 303 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:19,291 - on ... "disarm the penis." - I'm beginning to have doubts. 304 00:20:19,380 --> 00:20:23,896 For heaven's sake! We've struggled for years, don't start having doubts now! 305 00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:27,092 You'll start to think that the penis isn't... 306 00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:29,740 It's also hard to find the right person. 307 00:20:29,820 --> 00:20:31,970 It's those ideas that have got to go! 308 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,053 Smile, please! 309 00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:37,295 Click! 310 00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:41,895 I also get interesting letters from homosexuals ... 311 00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:45,776 They talk about their problems, their feelings ... 312 00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,817 - A good likeness, eh? - Let me see! 313 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:50,455 But it's a cock! 314 00:20:51,140 --> 00:20:55,736 I know you're an important person! Who do you blame for this? 315 00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:58,810 Armando, how many times do I have to tell you? 316 00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:07,179 I assure you - I was home all day. You must have gotten the wrong number! 317 00:21:07,260 --> 00:21:11,776 Excuse me. It's Armando. He says he called three times and each time was told ... 318 00:21:11,860 --> 00:21:14,135 ... I was not here. Do you know anything about this? 319 00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:17,813 Come on, try not to be so unhappy! 320 00:21:18,460 --> 00:21:22,373 You don't have to take it so hard. You understand? You promise? 321 00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:23,689 Yes, Tommy is here. 322 00:21:24,180 --> 00:21:26,250 - The boy is so... - Precocious. 323 00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:28,089 ... sweet. 324 00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:34,292 Will you make me a promise? You'll come right away? I'll be waiting for you! 325 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,218 Are you sure, pussycat? Goodbye, my love! 326 00:21:37,140 --> 00:21:39,654 Don't you think you laid it on a bit thick? Now he's coming, too? 327 00:21:39,740 --> 00:21:41,651 Didn't you hear? He was so depressed ... 328 00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:45,618 He's so cute when he's sad. And it's his house, right? 329 00:21:54,420 --> 00:21:57,378 - What now? - Look at the dentist's face. - What will you do? 330 00:21:58,060 --> 00:22:00,096 - Stop the pretending. - Fair enough. 331 00:22:06,260 --> 00:22:07,409 This is crazy stuff. 332 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,595 Pass it around. 333 00:23:41,180 --> 00:23:42,533 Gottcha! 334 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:50,619 Giuliana, shall we go now? 335 00:23:58,460 --> 00:23:59,654 How about you? 336 00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:03,651 - No? - Let's go upstairs. 337 00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:10,458 - Let's go... at last. - Yes. 338 00:24:11,460 --> 00:24:12,688 Good evening, everyone. 339 00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:16,216 - And good evening to the musicians! - Armando! 340 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:18,456 - Armando! Darling! - Hi. 341 00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:21,970 - Oh, fuck! - How are you? 342 00:24:23,100 --> 00:24:26,615 - Enrico! Armando. - I couldn't have missed him. 343 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:29,698 - Giuliana has told me so much about you. - I'm so glad. 344 00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:33,733 - Ciao, Tommy! - Ciao, papà! 345 00:24:36,980 --> 00:24:39,289 Be nice to him while he's so depressed! 346 00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:43,533 - How are you? - Not so good. 347 00:24:43,860 --> 00:24:47,694 - Is it health or women, Quattrini? - Women. 348 00:24:48,740 --> 00:24:50,810 In fact, one woman. 349 00:24:51,980 --> 00:24:55,575 When business is good and one is healthy, what's there to worry about? 350 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:59,096 As long as one has a faithful woman, you can bear heart disease, back pain ... 351 00:24:59,180 --> 00:25:02,172 ... even being completely broke! So, things could be worse! 352 00:25:02,260 --> 00:25:04,171 - Here, my little coconut. - Little coconut... 353 00:25:04,940 --> 00:25:08,057 My dear, you know that your Giuliana has prepared you a nice comfortable bed!! 354 00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:12,213 - But what the hell will you and I do? - Then tomorrow we will all ... 355 00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:17,294 You promised me a nice vacation... I'm still waiting. 356 00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:19,775 - You know how unhappy I am? - Yes, of course I do. 357 00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:23,937 It's amazing the success they have seducing women with that story. 358 00:25:25,140 --> 00:25:26,459 Let's go upstairs! 359 00:25:28,340 --> 00:25:30,012 What's going on? Have we changed places? 360 00:25:30,460 --> 00:25:33,338 No, my love, I've just changed my mind. Now don't you... 361 00:25:33,940 --> 00:25:37,853 - Now, see what you've done? You've made me cry. - I don't understand. - Come, Armando! 362 00:25:37,940 --> 00:25:40,773 You don't understand? Don't worry! You're her little child! 363 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,172 Oh well... 364 00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:34,134 - Where are you going? - I have to do a little shopping. 365 00:26:34,300 --> 00:26:36,336 - I'll take you. - Super. You can drive. 366 00:26:36,980 --> 00:26:39,778 We need to talk. You have something to explain. 367 00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:42,619 - Explain what? - Why you insulted me last night ... 368 00:26:42,700 --> 00:26:45,976 ... by sleeping with Armando. - I don't have to explain anything to anyone. 369 00:26:46,060 --> 00:26:47,254 So I have to figure it out for myself? 370 00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:50,138 Am I to be the last one to climb into your bed? 371 00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:53,534 You know for six days I've slept in the guest bedroom? 372 00:27:05,860 --> 00:27:06,849 Good morning. 373 00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:10,849 Put in 10,000. Giuliana, tell me what I've done wrong. 374 00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:13,770 I believe to get we must also give. 375 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:16,136 But you just want to take. 376 00:27:16,940 --> 00:27:22,173 Yes, maybe it's true. But so far I've only been cheated! 377 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:30,649 - Tell me the truth, did you make love with Armando? - Yes, of course! 378 00:27:31,700 --> 00:27:32,974 And I had to ask? 379 00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:36,653 Why did you do it? 380 00:27:37,940 --> 00:27:39,168 I just did... 381 00:27:39,460 --> 00:27:41,496 Well, it was because he was unhappy, the poor thing ... 382 00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:44,251 But that's my own business! 383 00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:47,378 - Because you're a bit of a whore, no? - Yes, that too. 384 00:27:47,460 --> 00:27:49,690 - Want me to check the water and oil? - No, thank you. 385 00:27:50,060 --> 00:27:51,413 Thank you. Goodbye. 386 00:27:56,340 --> 00:27:58,296 You say that you have to give to get. 387 00:27:58,860 --> 00:28:01,693 I can assure you that I have given a lot in my life. 388 00:28:02,220 --> 00:28:04,780 I have always been generous with women. 389 00:28:05,460 --> 00:28:07,769 And I don't mean just money. 390 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:10,056 Whenever it came time to help ... 391 00:28:10,220 --> 00:28:12,450 I even made dentures for free! 392 00:28:13,380 --> 00:28:16,850 I assure you that I never pull back from the word "give" . 393 00:28:17,900 --> 00:28:18,935 Do you understand? 394 00:28:19,380 --> 00:28:21,735 So, is it my fault if I like women? 395 00:28:22,380 --> 00:28:26,089 No, you don't like women, you don't love them. You just want to fuck them. 396 00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:28,291 For you they are like something to eat. 397 00:28:29,980 --> 00:28:31,652 You don't love people. 398 00:28:32,380 --> 00:28:33,574 You don't like to love. 399 00:28:34,020 --> 00:28:35,248 You don't love life. 400 00:28:35,620 --> 00:28:37,451 Is that right? I hope that made you feel better. 401 00:28:38,220 --> 00:28:41,292 I love a lot of people, but if I have to make a choice ... 402 00:28:41,380 --> 00:28:44,850 ... I prefer beautiful people, especially beautiful women! 403 00:28:45,580 --> 00:28:46,615 So... ? 404 00:28:46,700 --> 00:28:48,691 So, what's with all this crap? 405 00:28:48,780 --> 00:28:51,169 Tell me why you invited me to your house! 406 00:28:51,260 --> 00:28:54,377 Don't worry. I did want to make love. Now come on! 407 00:28:54,460 --> 00:28:55,415 Hurry up! 408 00:28:55,660 --> 00:28:57,969 Let's settle this right now! 409 00:29:20,420 --> 00:29:22,729 - Are you holding on? - Yes. 410 00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:26,536 Look out!! 411 00:29:30,980 --> 00:29:32,379 Can you let go of my arm? 412 00:29:33,900 --> 00:29:36,460 If you want, this can wait until another day. I'll be okay. 413 00:29:39,420 --> 00:29:41,695 Well? Why don't you undress? 414 00:29:42,380 --> 00:29:44,416 Let me see how you look, Enrico! Come on! 415 00:29:45,260 --> 00:29:48,855 What do you think? I'm the same as I was ten years ago. Maybe a few extra pounds. 416 00:29:49,060 --> 00:29:50,095 Come on! 417 00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:53,253 - Well? - It isn't because I don't want to. 418 00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:57,738 So what is it? Can't you see that I'm ready? I'm all yours! 419 00:29:57,900 --> 00:29:59,015 Listen to me, Guiliana ... 420 00:29:59,740 --> 00:30:02,379 ... I just don't want you to do this as a favor, right? 421 00:30:02,460 --> 00:30:04,655 Because I don't like things to feel forced. 422 00:30:04,740 --> 00:30:08,176 - I can't make love like this. I need a little... - ... atmosphere? 423 00:30:08,260 --> 00:30:10,694 - Yes - Like poetry? - To set the mood. 424 00:30:10,780 --> 00:30:12,008 - By understanding one another? - That's right. 425 00:30:12,100 --> 00:30:14,011 Do you realize that these are the same things ... 426 00:30:14,100 --> 00:30:16,409 ... you always criticized me for wanting? 427 00:30:17,020 --> 00:30:20,490 Come on, Enrico. Come to me! I'm convinced! Let's ... 428 00:30:20,740 --> 00:30:23,174 - Don't say that word! - Does it rhyme with suck? 429 00:30:23,660 --> 00:30:27,892 Okay. Now Enrico will show you who he is, ten years later. 430 00:30:28,380 --> 00:30:30,655 You won't be sorry. Don't you worry. 431 00:30:33,220 --> 00:30:34,494 I'm so embarrassed. 432 00:30:36,300 --> 00:30:38,609 This is the first time this has ever happened to me. 433 00:30:39,220 --> 00:30:41,609 - It's really the first time? - I swear! 434 00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:44,809 It's never happened before! 435 00:30:45,420 --> 00:30:47,172 I don't know what happened to me. 436 00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:52,697 Maybe... that scare in the car. 437 00:30:55,060 --> 00:30:56,573 Damn... 438 00:30:58,700 --> 00:31:01,612 I guess you were right in not wanting to make love to me. 439 00:31:03,100 --> 00:31:06,137 I never realized this before, but when you couldn't make love... 440 00:31:07,220 --> 00:31:08,619 ... I understood how much you loved me. 441 00:31:13,740 --> 00:31:15,696 This was your best moment. 442 00:31:17,460 --> 00:31:21,135 - Really. - I didn't think you'd ever know. - I know. 443 00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:42,497 Homemade ravioli, fettuccine butter, mushrooms and ham ... 444 00:32:42,580 --> 00:32:46,129 ... tortellini with cream sauce and truffles, spaghetti with mascarpone apples ... 445 00:32:46,220 --> 00:32:48,814 ... spaghetti carbonara, spaghetti marinara ... 446 00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:51,937 ... rigatoni with tomatoes, penne in arrabbiata sauce ... 447 00:32:52,020 --> 00:32:56,536 ... razor clams with bersagliere, linguine with pesto. 448 00:33:00,820 --> 00:33:03,175 Veal shank with mushrooms, stuffed pigeon ... 449 00:33:03,260 --> 00:33:08,539 ...vitellina in genovese sauce. Vitellina from milk... oh! 450 00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:11,260 Marsotto nuts, shameless polenta ... 451 00:33:11,980 --> 00:33:14,335 Scarlet tongue? 452 00:33:27,836 --> 00:33:32,636 YES BWANA 453 00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:06,849 This is a cursed country, gentlemen. 454 00:34:07,340 --> 00:34:11,174 My sad story began the day I agreed to set foot here. 455 00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:15,809 It was because of my damned bloody passion for animals ... 456 00:34:16,180 --> 00:34:19,138 ... in their natural habitat. 457 00:34:19,460 --> 00:34:21,894 I'm a taxidermist. 458 00:34:22,260 --> 00:34:25,332 But lately the demand for stuffed animals ... 459 00:34:25,420 --> 00:34:26,933 ... has all but dried up. 460 00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:32,616 When our glorious company collapsed it left me stranded in the middle of nowhere. 461 00:34:33,700 --> 00:34:36,134 I took part in a demonstration by unemployed workers. 462 00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:40,129 We marched beneath the windows of the Chief Magistrate chanting in chorus: 463 00:34:40,380 --> 00:34:43,338 ... "Sons of bitches! Sons of bitches. " 464 00:34:44,140 --> 00:34:45,539 We were arrested. 465 00:35:03,740 --> 00:35:10,532 That's my damned story. Would you like me to tell you the rest of the story? 466 00:35:12,660 --> 00:35:15,732 If you buy me a drink, I'll tell you my story. 467 00:35:17,620 --> 00:35:20,976 - Pardon me! A drink for my friend! - Thank you, sir. 468 00:35:22,180 --> 00:35:23,738 I have a tremendous thirst! 469 00:35:27,180 --> 00:35:30,968 Here's to my old friend. 470 00:35:31,580 --> 00:35:34,697 Look here, a coin that escaped the others. 471 00:35:34,820 --> 00:35:40,611 As I was saying... No! Please be patient! I am in dire straits. To you, sir! 472 00:35:41,780 --> 00:35:45,216 I was doing a poor job trying to tell you of my familiarity ... 473 00:35:45,300 --> 00:35:49,976 ... with the animals of Africa - although they were dead and stuffed ... 474 00:35:50,140 --> 00:35:54,019 ... I ... f-fuck ... find myself two months later ... 475 00:35:54,100 --> 00:35:57,729 I find myself, but don't know where to put myself. 476 00:35:58,820 --> 00:36:00,617 But who cares! 477 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:04,215 You know a Dr. Panunti of the Panuntour tourist agency in Rome? 478 00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:07,451 This rascal had organized an expedition: 479 00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:12,376 ... white hunter, room and board, four days, 450,000 lire. 480 00:36:12,940 --> 00:36:16,410 Foolishly, I answered the ad in the paper ... 481 00:36:16,740 --> 00:36:19,538 ... and arranged an interview with him. 482 00:36:19,780 --> 00:36:24,058 Well, well, well! My dear Arturo, I suppose you know Africa! 483 00:36:24,420 --> 00:36:26,695 Manners, customs ... 484 00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:29,813 - Yes .. - Food, religion ... 485 00:36:30,340 --> 00:36:32,137 Languages! 486 00:36:32,260 --> 00:36:34,728 - Swahili. - A little bit. 487 00:36:34,980 --> 00:36:38,052 By the way, do you speak English? 488 00:36:40,220 --> 00:36:41,733 Sorry, I didn't understand that. 489 00:36:41,820 --> 00:36:43,651 By the way, do you speak English? 490 00:36:43,780 --> 00:36:48,649 - Ah! Yes, of... course! - Of course! 491 00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:52,649 - Good. You'll be our professional hunter. - Thank you. 492 00:36:52,820 --> 00:36:55,015 - You will be called Wilson! - Wilson? 493 00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:57,291 Clever idea, huh? 494 00:37:00,340 --> 00:37:04,492 So I signed the contract, not knowing I was signing my damnation. 495 00:37:04,780 --> 00:37:08,329 My damned damnation! Cheers! 496 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:26,369 Excuse me, sir, it's due to a painful African ailment. 497 00:37:26,620 --> 00:37:27,530 Pardon! 498 00:37:28,420 --> 00:37:29,614 Watch the hat, sir... 499 00:37:34,180 --> 00:37:37,889 Although I wasn't completely honest, I'm not a crook ... 500 00:37:38,100 --> 00:37:42,093 ... but I don't want to get ahead of myself. 501 00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:46,294 I must start by saying that this story deals with the issues of love and death ... 502 00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:50,698 ... which, on closer inspection, are two sides of the same coin. 503 00:37:50,980 --> 00:37:54,768 In its telling it will give some sense of the sweeping panorama of Africa ... 504 00:37:55,180 --> 00:37:57,694 ... like Ernest Hemingway, the only writer for me ... 505 00:37:57,820 --> 00:38:01,574 ... as if I, on the other hand, were his only reader. 506 00:38:02,700 --> 00:38:04,338 - Shall I continue? - Please! 507 00:38:05,580 --> 00:38:10,495 So, a few days after we had rizz-drizz-arrizza-drizza... 508 00:38:10,820 --> 00:38:12,856 The Italian language is cursed. 509 00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:16,410 In short, we put up tents on the Mbasoni savannah ... 510 00:38:16,820 --> 00:38:18,538 ... that cursed savannah. 511 00:38:19,020 --> 00:38:22,012 After this I'll often say "damned" ... 512 00:38:22,260 --> 00:38:27,573 ... whereas in Rome I might have said "rascal", "unprofitable", "clumsy", etc. 513 00:38:27,900 --> 00:38:31,859 The participants in the safari were businessmen and northern industrialists ... 514 00:38:31,940 --> 00:38:34,056 ... with their girlfriends. Very few wives! 515 00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:37,458 With your permission I'm going to welcome the newcomers. 516 00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:41,374 Oh, here they are! 517 00:38:42,740 --> 00:38:45,732 - At last! - How are you? - Thank you, Madame! 518 00:38:46,220 --> 00:38:52,773 Please, Mr. Brichetti! Excuse me. You're in tent 6, back there. You're welcome. 519 00:38:54,460 --> 00:38:56,098 Wilson! Where's Wilson? 520 00:38:56,220 --> 00:38:59,132 Panunti made me dress like a white hunter. 521 00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:03,334 I found a most elegant outfit in the supply tent. 522 00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:14,235 What the hell are you guys saying? 523 00:39:16,636 --> 00:39:19,236 What language are you speaking? 524 00:39:20,740 --> 00:39:23,698 Excuse me, have some patience! Where does this bag go... ? 525 00:39:24,860 --> 00:39:25,815 Fuck it! 526 00:39:32,140 --> 00:39:33,459 Take this bag! 527 00:39:34,820 --> 00:39:36,538 - And the wild beasts? - Why don't we hear any? 528 00:39:36,820 --> 00:39:40,176 Wild beasts, birds of prey, almost everything! But you have to be very quiet! 529 00:39:40,300 --> 00:39:44,896 This is the time of day that, if you listen, you'll hear kundu. 530 00:39:44,980 --> 00:39:45,935 The kundu? 531 00:39:47,820 --> 00:39:49,970 Professional Wilson, please! 532 00:39:50,780 --> 00:39:51,974 Fire! 533 00:39:52,620 --> 00:39:53,496 Fire? 534 00:39:57,260 --> 00:39:58,409 Wait. 535 00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:03,419 Where is it? 536 00:40:05,300 --> 00:40:08,610 Alas, madam, I cannot consort with our clients! 537 00:40:09,260 --> 00:40:13,014 It is well known that in this equatorial climate, in the frenzy of the hunt they may... 538 00:40:13,380 --> 00:40:16,258 How should I put it? I don't mean in the romantic sense... 539 00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:20,652 ... but... they get horny. This can lead to tragedy. 540 00:40:26,580 --> 00:40:28,571 Thank you, eh! Very nice! 541 00:40:38,460 --> 00:40:40,052 - Is that the kundu? - Yes, it's a kundu. 542 00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:44,449 - Eve the Whore!! - Wilson! 543 00:40:44,980 --> 00:40:46,891 - Pardon! - Of course. - Pardon! - Of course. 544 00:40:46,980 --> 00:40:48,015 Wilson! 545 00:40:48,300 --> 00:40:53,249 Wilson! If you must curse, curse in English! 546 00:40:53,420 --> 00:40:57,413 Yes, but these curses don't work in English. 547 00:40:57,500 --> 00:41:01,539 - It's "by God" that we should be using. - By God? - By God! 548 00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:04,530 Doesn't that seem a bit light as blasphemy? 549 00:41:04,620 --> 00:41:07,453 Yes, I'll agree, but you can't have everything in life! 550 00:41:07,540 --> 00:41:11,499 Like I was saying, that was not the mating call of the kundu! 551 00:41:11,580 --> 00:41:13,218 By God! 552 00:41:14,700 --> 00:41:16,452 Good evening. 553 00:41:16,980 --> 00:41:20,290 Excuse me. Sorry to bother you ... 554 00:41:20,380 --> 00:41:23,929 ... but some clients have asked me to show them the Southern Cross. 555 00:41:24,020 --> 00:41:26,932 - So, off the top of your head ... - What is it? A plant? 556 00:41:27,740 --> 00:41:32,894 - I don't think so. Maybe it's a constellation. - Ah! You mean a star! 557 00:41:34,300 --> 00:41:38,976 Am I troubling you? I just... I didn't understand what you said. 558 00:41:39,060 --> 00:41:42,177 - Star! A star! - That's right! But I don't know ... 559 00:41:42,260 --> 00:41:45,809 Point to a persimmon! They won't know the difference! 560 00:41:46,660 --> 00:41:49,493 - Clever idea, right? - Brilliant! 561 00:41:49,580 --> 00:41:50,535 Thank you, Wilson! 562 00:41:50,820 --> 00:41:54,733 - Go now and join the entertainment! Go! - I'm going. 563 00:42:02,700 --> 00:42:05,373 That evening we celebrated the night of the great hunt. 564 00:42:05,780 --> 00:42:09,455 I was given to understand that it takes place once every three years. 565 00:42:09,980 --> 00:42:12,892 But every time I got a new party it took place ... 566 00:42:12,980 --> 00:42:14,413 ...every seven days. 567 00:42:31,820 --> 00:42:32,730 Wilson! 568 00:42:33,260 --> 00:42:39,096 What are you doing? Entertain them! Entertain them! By God! 569 00:42:39,220 --> 00:42:40,448 Go! Rhythm! 570 00:43:05,100 --> 00:43:07,739 - Encore! Encore! - Hey, you! 571 00:43:09,980 --> 00:43:11,015 I'm talking to you! 572 00:43:12,820 --> 00:43:14,139 Wait a minute! 573 00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:17,535 Encore! 574 00:43:17,900 --> 00:43:21,051 - You have to do the Bughemaghé! - Then you pay union overtime! 575 00:43:21,220 --> 00:43:23,336 For minimum wage we just do a simple dance! 576 00:43:23,420 --> 00:43:25,058 Africans only perform at union scale! 577 00:43:25,180 --> 00:43:28,490 - We want Bughemaghé! - Bravo! - Good! 578 00:43:28,820 --> 00:43:32,972 - We want Bughemaghé! - Yes! - Yes! - Yes! 579 00:43:33,060 --> 00:43:37,417 Bughemaghé! Bughemaghé! Bughemaghé! Bughemaghé! 580 00:43:37,500 --> 00:43:42,051 Bughemaghé! Bughemaghé! Bughemaghé! Bughemaghé! 581 00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:43,255 Wilson! 582 00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:47,697 Wilson! I must speak to you. Please, come behind the tent with me. 583 00:43:48,620 --> 00:43:52,135 Bughemaghé! Bughemaghé! Bughemaghé! Bughemaghé! 584 00:43:52,660 --> 00:43:54,776 - This is a tense moment. - No! 585 00:43:55,020 --> 00:43:58,171 That crook of a witch doctor won't do the Bughemaghé. 586 00:43:58,780 --> 00:44:01,692 - But that's crazy! - These blacks are all unionized! 587 00:44:02,060 --> 00:44:03,618 Now listen to me. 588 00:44:05,780 --> 00:44:08,852 - I should have thought of you. - Who? 589 00:44:09,460 --> 00:44:12,657 Don't worry. Your outfit is in my pack. 590 00:44:12,820 --> 00:44:15,414 And you know the Bughemaghé. 591 00:44:16,380 --> 00:44:23,013 The Bughemaghé. Is it a constellation? Is it the national dish? 592 00:44:23,780 --> 00:44:27,489 - I wouldn't mind that. - Face up to it, Wilson! 593 00:44:28,220 --> 00:44:31,530 You told me you knew everything about Africa! Is that true or not? 594 00:44:31,740 --> 00:44:35,016 - Well, I am a bit... - So, what is the Bughemaghé? 595 00:44:35,540 --> 00:44:41,172 It's said that the Bughemaghé is a ... I don't quite... I don't remember. 596 00:44:41,260 --> 00:44:45,299 It's a performance! It's a ritual! A ritual! 597 00:44:45,380 --> 00:44:47,211 - A ritual! So then... - Come with me! 598 00:44:47,900 --> 00:44:53,850 Bughemaghé! Bughemaghé! Bughemaghé! Bughemaghé! 599 00:44:59,620 --> 00:45:00,894 What am I supposed to do? 600 00:45:01,380 --> 00:45:03,814 - You know about witch doctors? - Well, I watched him. 601 00:45:03,900 --> 00:45:06,619 So, do exactly what the witch doctor did! 602 00:45:07,060 --> 00:45:10,655 - How does it feel to be a witch doctor? - I feel like throwing up. 603 00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:13,050 May I ask another question, Wilson? 604 00:45:13,940 --> 00:45:15,612 You're taking his place, right? 605 00:45:16,020 --> 00:45:18,295 So, you must do what the witch doctor did. 606 00:45:18,540 --> 00:45:19,575 Which is... ? 607 00:45:19,660 --> 00:45:22,891 The witch doctor walked barefoot across rocks without screaming ... 608 00:45:22,980 --> 00:45:26,370 ... because he feels no pain. - But they're sharp! 609 00:45:26,660 --> 00:45:27,695 No... they're hot! 610 00:45:52,340 --> 00:45:56,777 Have you ever seen anything like this, sir? He feels no pain! It is the power of autosuggestion! 611 00:46:02,420 --> 00:46:04,138 What is that? Are we having steak tonight? 612 00:46:04,860 --> 00:46:06,930 I would say it's grilled meat! 613 00:46:16,980 --> 00:46:27,697 By God! 614 00:46:29,260 --> 00:46:31,979 And now everyone, to the dinner of the great hunt! 615 00:46:32,060 --> 00:46:35,370 To the left are traditional African dishes! Dobo Dobo Zighini! 616 00:46:35,700 --> 00:46:39,579 To the right are typical Italian dishes: Spaghetti, pasta and beans ... 617 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:41,372 Where are they going? 618 00:46:46,460 --> 00:46:50,499 There's also food on the left! The typical African dishes. Ah well ... 619 00:46:56,220 --> 00:46:59,656 Won't you taste the specialties of Africa? 620 00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:05,297 Ah... Wilson! 621 00:47:07,620 --> 00:47:11,977 On the right of the buffet are typical Italian dishes: Spaghetti, fettuccine ... 622 00:47:12,140 --> 00:47:13,493 Professional Wilson! 623 00:47:16,060 --> 00:47:19,689 African cooking is on the left! Go to the left, please! 624 00:47:19,940 --> 00:47:24,491 - No, that's... - You eat only local food, right? 625 00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:29,498 Yeah, you're right! That's me, a tough old African! 626 00:47:30,420 --> 00:47:32,695 So, get a move on! Go! 627 00:47:37,540 --> 00:47:38,495 Yes, bwana. 628 00:47:38,740 --> 00:47:40,890 He pretended to understand my fake Swahili. 629 00:47:40,980 --> 00:47:42,811 His name is Cangoni, born in Rome... 630 00:47:42,900 --> 00:47:45,460 ... but for lack of work he recently emigrated to Africa. 631 00:47:45,580 --> 00:47:49,937 In Panunti's employment I was forced to refer to him as that "poor nigger." 632 00:47:52,700 --> 00:47:55,498 - Ku ghè? - Laza pe'! 633 00:48:00,060 --> 00:48:01,732 What is this called? 634 00:48:04,300 --> 00:48:05,335 Dobo dobo. 635 00:48:09,740 --> 00:48:10,889 That's ndigni! 636 00:48:13,180 --> 00:48:14,374 This is ndigni. 637 00:48:19,820 --> 00:48:23,495 I pretended gastronomic enthusiasm and hit the air with my clenched fist shouting... 638 00:48:23,580 --> 00:48:25,172 ...yuhu! Lh-ih! 639 00:48:25,740 --> 00:48:28,618 A cry made by some little asshole who appears in American films. 640 00:48:29,340 --> 00:48:32,138 Fantastic! Typical Swahili cuisine! 641 00:48:32,740 --> 00:48:37,336 I never get tired of eating it! I'm going crazy! 642 00:48:37,660 --> 00:48:38,888 Give me more! 643 00:48:47,540 --> 00:48:53,331 - Is this dobo dobo? - Before it was dobo dobo, now it's just dobo. 644 00:48:53,980 --> 00:48:55,459 But dobo... 645 00:48:56,060 --> 00:48:57,459 Little dobo? 646 00:48:58,540 --> 00:49:00,610 Little dobo! Rat! 647 00:49:03,380 --> 00:49:04,335 Care for some more? 648 00:49:11,260 --> 00:49:12,249 Hi! 649 00:49:13,300 --> 00:49:17,373 Typical Italian food! 650 00:49:17,780 --> 00:49:19,338 It looks a bit unusual! 651 00:49:20,980 --> 00:49:23,448 - What is it? - Spaghetti Amatriciana. 652 00:49:24,980 --> 00:49:29,735 - How is it made? - Start with fried onions, then ... 653 00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:35,016 ... you add a lot of bacon, tomato and cheese. 654 00:49:35,780 --> 00:49:38,738 - And a little basil. - That's optional. 655 00:49:41,100 --> 00:49:42,499 Hey, Mr. Wilson! 656 00:49:44,460 --> 00:49:46,132 Come on, Mr. Wilson! 657 00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:52,375 The man who called to me was "Trigger", an industrialist from Brescia. 658 00:49:53,020 --> 00:49:56,217 "Trigger" wasn't really his name. It was the product he manufactured... 659 00:49:56,300 --> 00:49:58,734 ... triggers for guns at a weapons factory. 660 00:49:58,820 --> 00:50:02,449 Put together a wealthy industrialist and a beauty who was 30 years younger ... 661 00:50:02,540 --> 00:50:06,294 ... with a passion for rapid-fire guns and there's one damnable pair of clients ... 662 00:50:06,380 --> 00:50:07,859 ... on our damned safari! 663 00:50:08,340 --> 00:50:11,173 Doctor Ciccio Colombi and his Margherita. 664 00:50:11,340 --> 00:50:13,296 Sit down! 665 00:50:14,780 --> 00:50:21,572 - You care for a drink? - Maybe just one glass... 666 00:50:21,740 --> 00:50:25,619 - Hey! He speaks Italian! - Only a little. 667 00:50:25,780 --> 00:50:28,169 Fantastic! Then three glasses, if you please! 668 00:50:28,540 --> 00:50:30,053 I better translate that into Swahili. 669 00:50:31,300 --> 00:50:34,292 - Cangoni, some chicken drinks. - Yes, bwana. 670 00:50:34,380 --> 00:50:37,531 - I'd rather have gone to the mountains. - She wanted to go skiing in St. Moritz. 671 00:50:37,620 --> 00:50:41,090 - I enjoy the fascination of the mountains! - Yes, but a change is good! 672 00:50:41,260 --> 00:50:42,454 Always the same things... 673 00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:46,374 The devious reason that had prompted this ill-assorted pair to call me? 674 00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:49,577 I'll tell you later, even though I could tell you now. 675 00:50:49,900 --> 00:50:53,290 They wanted to get me involved in something that didn't smell right. 676 00:50:54,540 --> 00:50:57,976 Wilson, I want my lion. 677 00:50:58,340 --> 00:51:01,491 Everyone knows that you can no longer shoot lions. 678 00:51:02,180 --> 00:51:05,377 Those were the things characters in Hemingway did 50 years ago. 679 00:51:06,100 --> 00:51:08,933 The Brescians of 1978 are like the Americans of 1928? 680 00:51:09,340 --> 00:51:10,739 I don't know... it's just a hypothesis. 681 00:51:11,540 --> 00:51:15,613 - Do you want a stuffed lion ... - You don't understand. 682 00:51:15,700 --> 00:51:20,216 I want to kill him with my bare hands! I want to return to Italy with a beautiful lion! 683 00:51:20,660 --> 00:51:23,970 I'm afraid you've gone astray, I presume. 684 00:51:24,700 --> 00:51:27,851 As I'm sure you know, you cannot shoot most African wildlife. 685 00:51:28,180 --> 00:51:31,252 We shoot only the impala and gazelle, which are very prolific. 686 00:51:31,340 --> 00:51:34,059 The manager of the national park has assigned a quota of three animals. 687 00:51:34,140 --> 00:51:36,813 There are 35 hunters in this party. What are your chances? 688 00:51:36,900 --> 00:51:38,970 Yes, but they can always make an exception. 689 00:51:39,420 --> 00:51:40,819 Here! Watch! See this? 690 00:51:42,580 --> 00:51:43,899 I gave them a wink. 691 00:51:44,620 --> 00:51:45,769 And they were unmoved. 692 00:51:46,060 --> 00:51:48,779 You must be satisfied with taking photographs and movies. 693 00:51:48,980 --> 00:51:55,089 Tomorrow on our trip to Mbasoni park, hike number five, you'll see a gorilla. A big thrill! 694 00:51:55,420 --> 00:51:59,459 Don't you understand I'm willing to pay any amount of money? 695 00:51:59,780 --> 00:52:02,453 I want that lion! I promised Margherita! 696 00:52:03,580 --> 00:52:07,573 Wilson, you don't need to answer right away. I have only one magic word to say: 697 00:52:07,700 --> 00:52:10,134 ... money! Think about it! 698 00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:15,016 I was perplexed. I sat there slowly sipping the aged whiskey. 699 00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:19,253 Margherita had enchanted me with her strange, sweetly evil smile ... 700 00:52:19,460 --> 00:52:21,451 ... on those wet and shiny lips. 701 00:52:21,660 --> 00:52:24,970 So, do I sense an affirmative answer? 702 00:52:26,860 --> 00:52:29,977 Would you care to dance, Wilson? That's all right with you, Ciccio? 703 00:52:30,220 --> 00:52:32,415 Of course... she enjoys it! Dancing! 704 00:52:32,980 --> 00:52:36,177 - Shall we? - Actually, I only do tribal dances. 705 00:52:36,380 --> 00:52:39,690 She's a great dancer, you know? Throw yourselves into it! 706 00:52:40,380 --> 00:52:43,292 In keeping with the principle of non-consorting with the clients ... 707 00:52:43,380 --> 00:52:44,654 ... I tried to resist ... 708 00:52:45,020 --> 00:52:48,171 ... but she had the force of a Cape buffalo. 709 00:53:30,780 --> 00:53:35,251 Back to my damned story. Margherita was overwhelming. 710 00:53:35,580 --> 00:53:37,810 My legs were like a pair of tuna. 711 00:53:38,100 --> 00:53:41,251 Her body clung to me like a leech ... 712 00:53:41,420 --> 00:53:43,729 ... I lost all sense of reason! 713 00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:51,049 Her hot mouth whispered in my ear. 714 00:53:51,940 --> 00:53:53,817 Wilson, please say yes... 715 00:53:56,580 --> 00:53:57,649 Yes! 716 00:53:57,900 --> 00:53:59,015 So... 717 00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:02,491 ... Ciccio will get what he wants? 718 00:54:04,060 --> 00:54:09,612 I said yes, because I was thinking this was only thing keeping us apart. 719 00:54:12,540 --> 00:54:14,178 The old man wanted a lion ... 720 00:54:14,380 --> 00:54:18,692 ...and Margherita insisted that she could persuade him to dassi-dos-dussi. Well! 721 00:54:19,180 --> 00:54:23,093 "Why?", I asked myself. "We want the same thing..." 722 00:54:23,380 --> 00:54:25,610 "... or are the two motivations different?" 723 00:54:26,740 --> 00:54:30,050 Shut up, everyone! I thought I heard the roar of a lion. 724 00:54:30,140 --> 00:54:32,176 - Shut up! - Is it true? 725 00:54:33,260 --> 00:54:38,209 - A lion? Where is it? Where's the lion? - Out there. I don't know! 726 00:54:38,420 --> 00:54:40,172 Shhh! Shut up! 727 00:54:43,340 --> 00:54:45,808 Everyone... be quiet. 728 00:54:46,860 --> 00:54:50,375 - Ah ... come on now! - I don't understand ... 729 00:54:50,500 --> 00:54:54,049 ... was that me? I can't rule out the possibility. 730 00:54:54,260 --> 00:54:56,057 It was the African cooking I ate. 731 00:54:56,620 --> 00:54:58,895 Good... Good night! 732 00:54:59,020 --> 00:55:00,612 That wasn't funny! 733 00:55:03,820 --> 00:55:05,936 Forgive me, but I've pondered this curious question. 734 00:55:06,180 --> 00:55:09,490 Who knows how many times I and many others had wondered: 735 00:55:09,780 --> 00:55:13,409 ... "The beasts and birds don't kill men ..." 736 00:55:13,580 --> 00:55:15,730 "... or even other animals ..." 737 00:55:16,340 --> 00:55:17,568 "... so why do men do that to them?". 738 00:55:17,900 --> 00:55:22,178 They die of mange, distemper, rotten meat... 739 00:55:22,420 --> 00:55:24,650 ... like some cats that I have stuffed ... 740 00:55:24,860 --> 00:55:27,215 ... or of old age, as humans do. 741 00:55:27,700 --> 00:55:30,533 What I'm getting at is that in an African national park ... 742 00:55:30,620 --> 00:55:33,976 ... the few remaining lions are on their last legs, limping toward a natural death ... 743 00:55:34,060 --> 00:55:36,255 ... which is to say, the most beautiful death. 744 00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:39,651 So, the next morning as I returned with supplies ... 745 00:55:39,780 --> 00:55:41,850 ... from the local store ... 746 00:55:41,980 --> 00:55:44,289 ... it happened that I was met by my friend Cangoni. 747 00:55:44,380 --> 00:55:47,019 - Do you want a ride? - Yes, but I'll do the driving! 748 00:55:47,100 --> 00:55:50,058 - Why? - I don't trust your driving. Okay? 749 00:55:58,820 --> 00:56:02,699 - What are you carrying back there? - A lion, bwana. He died of nostalgia. 750 00:56:04,780 --> 00:56:08,011 - How's that? Nostalgia for what? - For the London Zoo. 751 00:56:08,100 --> 00:56:10,091 He was brought to the national park to increase the numbers ... 752 00:56:10,180 --> 00:56:12,216 ... but he never been adapted to this life. 753 00:56:12,740 --> 00:56:15,812 Who could adapt to a life like this? No one! 754 00:56:15,900 --> 00:56:17,891 He was accustomed to being fed at a fixed time ... 755 00:56:17,980 --> 00:56:20,972 ... by children who gave him peanuts meant for the monkeys ... 756 00:56:21,060 --> 00:56:22,095 ... and that made him ... 757 00:56:24,420 --> 00:56:25,375 What am I thinking? Idiot! 758 00:56:26,900 --> 00:56:28,413 - Will you give him to me? - No, Bwana. 759 00:56:29,460 --> 00:56:31,337 - Because... ? - Because it is forbidden. 760 00:56:31,900 --> 00:56:33,572 But I'll I pay... three sovereigns. 761 00:56:34,860 --> 00:56:37,613 - How much, Bwana? - Three sovereigns. - Yes, Bwana. 762 00:56:39,020 --> 00:56:40,248 Let's shake on it! 763 00:56:40,340 --> 00:56:42,900 It's a deal! I'm in your debt! 764 00:56:46,100 --> 00:56:50,616 Why do you call me "Bwana"? 765 00:56:51,860 --> 00:56:52,849 How should I know? 766 00:56:52,940 --> 00:56:56,853 The park manager told us to call you Burini (Ital: "Lout"). 767 00:57:08,380 --> 00:57:11,929 When I reached Colombi he was in a primitive toilet for hunters. 768 00:57:12,020 --> 00:57:16,138 The damn sun was a burning hot disk visible across the river through the trees. 769 00:57:17,180 --> 00:57:18,374 - Hi! - Ah. 770 00:57:19,300 --> 00:57:22,895 - You'll have your lion. - Magnificent, Wilson! 771 00:57:23,540 --> 00:57:26,816 - I'll pay you one sovereign! - One sovereign! 772 00:57:26,940 --> 00:57:29,898 I was going to say: "But if it cost me three sovereigns." 773 00:57:30,300 --> 00:57:32,291 But I'm no idiot. 774 00:57:32,540 --> 00:57:35,452 - Okay, five when I get him! - It's ten or no deal ... 775 00:57:35,540 --> 00:57:38,213 So we negotiated and settled on ten sovereigns. 776 00:57:39,340 --> 00:57:43,936 However, I realized I would rather be compensated by someone else ... 777 00:57:44,100 --> 00:57:45,533 ... by Margherita. - Well then... 778 00:57:48,980 --> 00:57:53,132 Okay, Wilson. Okay! You'll have your ten sovereigns! 779 00:57:53,860 --> 00:57:55,930 - Satisfied? - Quite! 780 00:57:56,540 --> 00:57:59,737 We found ourselves in such a spirit of intense personal communion ... 781 00:57:59,820 --> 00:58:02,288 ... that Colombi felt the need to confide. 782 00:58:02,860 --> 00:58:06,648 Do you understood why I want my old Simba so much? 783 00:58:07,620 --> 00:58:11,738 Eh ... your old ...?? 784 00:58:12,900 --> 00:58:16,017 - Oh, is it that gentleman Como ... - Who? 785 00:58:16,180 --> 00:58:17,852 No... it's the lion. The old Simba! 786 00:58:17,940 --> 00:58:20,534 Isn't that what you old African types call a lion? 787 00:58:20,620 --> 00:58:25,569 Ah, what a fool! By golly, of course I call them that! 788 00:58:26,380 --> 00:58:31,454 Yes, but just why the hell do you want this... old Simba? 789 00:58:31,540 --> 00:58:33,849 - Is there some special reason? - Very special! 790 00:58:34,940 --> 00:58:38,979 You've been looking at my Cicci? Tell the truth, there is nothing wrong with that! 791 00:58:39,060 --> 00:58:40,175 Have you taken notice of her? 792 00:58:41,060 --> 00:58:42,812 Excuse me a moment ... Yes, I've noticed her. 793 00:58:43,420 --> 00:58:46,093 Do you know how much I spend on Cicci every month? 794 00:58:46,540 --> 00:58:47,495 No. 795 00:58:48,180 --> 00:58:50,694 - Five! - Five million! Jesus Christ! 796 00:58:50,780 --> 00:58:54,216 A man of my age ... How many more years will I have with her? 797 00:58:54,300 --> 00:58:58,578 - You don't look more than 72. - Are you crazy? I'm 53! 798 00:58:58,660 --> 00:59:02,050 - Yes, I meant 53. - But I was saying... 799 00:59:02,140 --> 00:59:04,973 In Brescia there is a competitor for my trigger business ... 800 00:59:05,060 --> 00:59:07,176 ... Busnaghi, not to mention any names ... 801 00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:10,970 ... who would be willing to pay to Cicci 6, even 7 million! 802 00:59:11,060 --> 00:59:14,052 But wait a minute! I've also done something else for Cicci, eh! 803 00:59:14,140 --> 00:59:17,610 I took out an insurance policy worth millions at Lloyd's of London. 804 00:59:17,700 --> 00:59:20,373 I won't say the exact figure to keep you from fainting ... 805 00:59:20,460 --> 00:59:23,099 ... and ending up all brown down in the pit! 806 00:59:24,580 --> 00:59:28,653 I know... this Busnaghi is younger than I am, runs a speedboat ... 807 00:59:29,140 --> 00:59:30,778 ... for which he has a house full of trophies. 808 00:59:31,900 --> 00:59:34,733 There is little I can do for a woman who likes fearless men. 809 00:59:35,140 --> 00:59:37,608 She enjoys her dancing, but also male virility! 810 00:59:39,860 --> 00:59:42,932 - Uhelà! Good morning! - Uhelà! 811 00:59:43,380 --> 00:59:45,814 - Beautiful, eh? - Lovely. Lovely. 812 00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:49,656 The fresh air! It's African! 813 00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:53,809 I was saying ... 814 00:59:54,140 --> 00:59:57,337 For these reasons, I have to be a man who has killed a lion. 815 00:59:57,500 --> 01:00:00,139 I have to tell Busnaghi in front of everyone in Brescia: 816 01:00:00,220 --> 01:00:03,337 ... "You know what I think of your trophies? I piss in them." 817 01:00:03,660 --> 01:00:06,777 "In that bag lies the body of Simba, whom I killed with these hands!" 818 01:00:06,860 --> 01:00:11,376 "Eye to eye, in the Black Forest of the Mbasoni savannah. I leapt upon him and pow!" 819 01:00:12,580 --> 01:00:15,538 Right? A round of applause and congratulations to Cicci ... 820 01:00:15,620 --> 01:00:19,329 ... for being lucky enough to be the wife of a virile man such as me. 821 01:00:21,740 --> 01:00:26,939 But with a professional like you along, the dangers ... 822 01:00:27,220 --> 01:00:32,294 ... the serious dangers ... there will be none! Am I right? 823 01:00:33,260 --> 01:00:35,933 I blew a large puff of smoke without answering . 824 01:00:36,140 --> 01:00:37,459 This is the response of the strong. 825 01:00:38,380 --> 01:00:41,338 I bet, at this point, you're asking: 826 01:00:41,420 --> 01:00:44,537 "How did our Wilson get Colombi to kill ..." 827 01:00:44,620 --> 01:00:47,214 "... a dead lion he was passing off as alive?". 828 01:00:48,980 --> 01:00:52,370 That's a good question, which shows how bright you are. My compliments ... 829 01:00:58,500 --> 01:01:00,889 The fan must have blown him down ... 830 01:01:02,460 --> 01:01:07,136 As I was saying... Who doesn't know that a lion, when waiting for the hunter ... 831 01:01:07,620 --> 01:01:11,613 ... crouches ... 832 01:01:12,660 --> 01:01:16,335 ... in the tall grass of the savanna ready to pounce on him? 833 01:01:30,100 --> 01:01:31,328 Just a moment. 834 01:01:58,660 --> 01:02:02,494 Meanwhile, Cangoni and I had placed the dead lion. 835 01:02:03,580 --> 01:02:05,730 It looked more like a rug ... 836 01:02:06,620 --> 01:02:09,054 ... but the effect was good enough. 837 01:02:16,420 --> 01:02:21,619 I weep not to laugh. No, I mean, I laugh to keep from crying ... 838 01:02:22,140 --> 01:02:25,098 ... at the thought of what would happen next. 839 01:02:25,980 --> 01:02:29,609 My hands were shaking, my face was covered with cold sweat. 840 01:02:30,100 --> 01:02:33,633 I think I need another drink. You know... the hands! 841 01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:35,617 That will steady them, eh! 842 01:02:53,020 --> 01:02:54,772 - Your gun, sir! - Come on, hurry! 843 01:03:09,940 --> 01:03:11,419 That was a bit careless! 844 01:03:12,100 --> 01:03:14,489 See how you shortened it! Fucking slut ... 845 01:03:14,740 --> 01:03:16,970 Oh, Mr. Wilson! 846 01:03:18,300 --> 01:03:20,336 Aren't you training, Miss Margherita? 847 01:03:20,900 --> 01:03:23,460 I'm always ready ... 848 01:03:23,820 --> 01:03:27,415 Maybe it's my lack of mastery of your language ... 849 01:03:27,980 --> 01:03:31,400 ... but I'm aware of the possible double meaning of your words. 850 01:03:31,401 --> 01:03:33,401 You're impertinent... 851 01:03:35,260 --> 01:03:39,094 Tomorrow at sunrise I'm going to flush out the old Simba! 852 01:03:39,780 --> 01:03:42,214 Excuse me, I'm very busy. Auf wiedersehen. 853 01:03:42,620 --> 01:03:43,769 Wait, Wilson! 854 01:03:46,940 --> 01:03:53,175 Ciccio told me, and I am so pleased for him ... and I hope ... 855 01:03:53,540 --> 01:03:58,170 ... for both of us. - It's my impression ... 856 01:03:58,460 --> 01:04:02,248 ... but I still feel you're being a bit enigmatic. 857 01:04:04,140 --> 01:04:05,289 How did you mean that? 858 01:04:05,660 --> 01:04:08,970 Joy is always hidden in the folds of the most secretive lives. 859 01:04:09,740 --> 01:04:11,617 Show me your tongue. 860 01:04:14,580 --> 01:04:16,571 - May I ask you a question? - Ask two! 861 01:04:17,420 --> 01:04:21,254 - I'll ask it before you do! - I don't understand. 862 01:04:22,260 --> 01:04:27,698 The question is: How many will your cot hold? Two? 863 01:04:29,860 --> 01:04:32,294 I only have a sleeping bag in my tent! 864 01:04:32,620 --> 01:04:37,410 Even better! Don't close your zipper tonight. 865 01:04:37,980 --> 01:04:40,016 And with that cryptic phrase ... 866 01:04:40,100 --> 01:04:44,616 ... Margherita swayed away. 867 01:04:45,820 --> 01:04:49,176 That night Colombi dreamed that the lion had pounced at him. 868 01:04:49,540 --> 01:04:52,771 He fired, fired, fired... but never hit him. 869 01:05:09,340 --> 01:05:12,173 - Where have you been? - Oh, hi, bamba! Are you still awake? 870 01:05:12,540 --> 01:05:15,612 First of all, don't call me bamba! Where have you been? 871 01:05:15,900 --> 01:05:17,618 Just taking in some fresh air. 872 01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:20,339 While you were out there, you might have taken in ... 873 01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:21,489 No, no, no! 874 01:05:21,580 --> 01:05:25,289 - Dearest! You shouldn't say such things! - Well, where have you been? 875 01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:28,493 I'm sorry, I'm tired. 876 01:05:29,460 --> 01:05:31,052 And I'm tired, too! 877 01:05:31,300 --> 01:05:33,450 But I'm not the type that takes any fooling around! 878 01:05:33,620 --> 01:05:34,735 What's that, bamba? 879 01:05:35,060 --> 01:05:38,052 Just look at you. You're the type that takes it ... 880 01:05:38,140 --> 01:05:40,017 ... until proven otherwise! - Oh, yeah? 881 01:05:40,620 --> 01:05:44,772 Well then, I'll prove you wrong! Tomorrow! 882 01:05:45,340 --> 01:05:51,495 When a 30/06 bullet from my Mannlicher-Schonauer 220 ... 883 01:05:51,580 --> 01:05:54,378 ... smashes into the lion! - What are you going to smash? 884 01:05:54,980 --> 01:05:57,619 Someone who's no good with his pistol ... 885 01:05:57,700 --> 01:05:59,372 ... won't be any good with his rifle! 886 01:06:02,420 --> 01:06:04,376 If you follow my meaning... 887 01:06:04,900 --> 01:06:08,415 Why deny it? That damn night I was with Margherita. 888 01:06:08,900 --> 01:06:13,894 Follow me now in what is called a blackfash... flashback ... 889 01:06:13,980 --> 01:06:15,811 ... that is, a step back in time. 890 01:06:17,820 --> 01:06:21,574 Like a true professional, I slept with one eye open - always on the alert! 891 01:06:21,660 --> 01:06:24,891 When I heard the zipper of the tent opening. 892 01:06:59,660 --> 01:07:01,730 - My man... - My woman... 893 01:07:05,420 --> 01:07:09,015 - So, are you up for this? - That would seem to be obvious. 894 01:07:09,540 --> 01:07:13,169 - I want to get rid of the old one. - The old Simba? 895 01:07:13,380 --> 01:07:18,295 - No, my old bamba. - What bamba? Did you mean baby? 896 01:07:18,460 --> 01:07:19,813 In a hunting accident. 897 01:07:20,340 --> 01:07:25,050 - It frequently happens ... - No. No, it won't happen. 898 01:07:25,140 --> 01:07:26,255 Let's make it happen! 899 01:07:26,980 --> 01:07:31,496 The lion jumps... all is confusion. My bamba is in your line of fire. 900 01:07:32,060 --> 01:07:34,415 You open fire and ... it's fatal! 901 01:07:34,700 --> 01:07:40,013 Excuse me a moment. You've lost your mind! 902 01:07:40,220 --> 01:07:43,815 I'm the beneficiary of a billion in insurance from Lloyd's of London. 903 01:07:44,660 --> 01:07:48,096 It will also be yours. We can share pleasure together for the rest of our lives ... 904 01:07:48,820 --> 01:07:55,089 ... you, me, him and her. - Who are these other people? 905 01:07:55,380 --> 01:07:57,052 It seems to me like a conspiracy in which my role is to... 906 01:07:57,220 --> 01:08:01,338 ... participate in the erotic part of the plan? - That's not true... 907 01:08:01,740 --> 01:08:03,810 - Let's talk later. - Talk now... 908 01:08:04,380 --> 01:08:07,975 No, first love... then death. We'll take it in alphabetical order. 909 01:08:09,620 --> 01:08:10,712 Idiot! 910 01:08:17,340 --> 01:08:21,492 Which brings us to the point where Colombi says, "Where have you been?" 911 01:08:21,780 --> 01:08:24,419 - Where have you been? - Oh, hi, bamba! Are you still awake? 912 01:08:31,060 --> 01:08:33,335 - You seem a bit depressed, no? - And what have you been up to? 913 01:08:34,460 --> 01:08:35,688 Oh, nothing... 914 01:08:38,580 --> 01:08:40,889 I'm thinking of my people, of my home. 915 01:08:42,820 --> 01:08:46,449 Everyone wants to have a home. 916 01:08:47,420 --> 01:08:49,888 Nostalgia is a common malady. 917 01:08:50,620 --> 01:08:53,054 The negro is more nostalgic than the white man. 918 01:08:54,900 --> 01:08:58,097 While the Japanese don't seem to give a damn. 919 01:08:58,260 --> 01:08:59,409 Where did you leave them? 920 01:09:03,020 --> 01:09:04,339 In Rome... 921 01:09:05,620 --> 01:09:08,976 ... at this cafe my friends would tell stories ... 922 01:09:09,140 --> 01:09:10,619 ... we'd laugh with the girls ... 923 01:09:12,420 --> 01:09:13,978 Where is this cafe? 924 01:09:15,860 --> 01:09:18,852 Via Volturno, near Independence Square. 925 01:09:19,540 --> 01:09:22,771 Neon lights, jukebox, a foosball table. 926 01:09:23,820 --> 01:09:27,608 On Saturday afternoon the black domestic workers from Parioli would arrive. 927 01:09:28,220 --> 01:09:30,609 You know those maids with white handkerchiefs? 928 01:09:31,380 --> 01:09:32,893 Some worked for the Caruccis! 929 01:09:34,020 --> 01:09:36,693 I loved Antonietta from Isola del Sale. 930 01:09:37,500 --> 01:09:38,853 She sang such beautiful songs! 931 01:09:39,580 --> 01:09:42,458 We would go to the variety show, then have a pizza ... 932 01:09:42,820 --> 01:09:45,573 ... and on Sunday we'd go to Fiumicino to eat mussels. 933 01:09:49,500 --> 01:09:50,455 What's that? 934 01:09:50,820 --> 01:09:54,654 That's... the very rare musk pheasant. 935 01:09:54,820 --> 01:09:58,529 Oh well, I took a guess! You sure have become a stickler! 936 01:10:00,220 --> 01:10:02,893 What an asshole I was to take this job! 937 01:10:03,820 --> 01:10:05,219 Cangoni. 938 01:10:06,500 --> 01:10:09,970 The man who wants the lion ... he's paying me ten sovereigns. 939 01:10:11,620 --> 01:10:16,136 - We'll each take half? - You're a good man, my brother! 940 01:10:19,060 --> 01:10:21,699 I just hope that this story has a happy ending! 941 01:10:23,180 --> 01:10:28,538 The gondolier rows along ... 942 01:10:29,580 --> 01:10:35,132 ... and when he sings he makes an echo. 943 01:10:35,220 --> 01:10:39,498 It is true, river, that you give me peace ... 944 01:10:39,580 --> 01:10:42,731 - Hey! Have you gone mad? - Good evening, doctor! 945 01:10:42,820 --> 01:10:45,050 Everyone within a mile can hear! Damn you! 946 01:10:45,220 --> 01:10:48,769 - It's just the classic nostalgia of the negro. - Who is singing a romantic song? 947 01:10:48,860 --> 01:10:50,930 Cangoni, if you want to sing, you can just say: 948 01:10:51,020 --> 01:10:53,580 ..."Bongo, bongo, bongo, it feels good just to be in the Congo". 949 01:10:53,660 --> 01:10:56,299 - Otherwise, shut up! - Pardon me, doctor, I'd suggest: 950 01:10:56,380 --> 01:10:59,099 - "Here comes the negro from zumbon." - "Singing in the cheerful baion"? No! 951 01:10:59,180 --> 01:11:00,613 - That's bullshit! - Okay ... 952 01:11:00,860 --> 01:11:05,775 - This sucks, accountant! - Excuse me, but your balls... 953 01:11:05,900 --> 01:11:06,810 Sorry! 954 01:11:06,900 --> 01:11:09,289 Put out that fire - it's nearly dawn! 955 01:11:09,380 --> 01:11:12,178 - Do we have time to smoke a cigarette? - Do I speak Turkish? 956 01:11:12,260 --> 01:11:14,820 You have to put out the fire because the gas is expensive here! 957 01:11:15,300 --> 01:11:21,091 - I'll do it ... where's the valve? - Right there, Wilson! By God! 958 01:11:21,380 --> 01:11:22,608 By God! 959 01:11:24,780 --> 01:11:28,773 - It's chilly, huh? - The hunting party will be gathering shortly. 960 01:11:28,860 --> 01:11:31,738 Wilson please tell our clients that ... 961 01:11:31,820 --> 01:11:34,971 ... I got permission from the park headquarters to shoot ... 962 01:11:35,060 --> 01:11:38,097 ... Tecari ungulates, the dwarf buffalo and albino hyenas. 963 01:11:38,260 --> 01:11:42,048 - Animals that never existed. - Yes, you're right, they don't exist. 964 01:11:42,380 --> 01:11:45,178 So you'll have to say that they are rare, fast and ferocious. 965 01:11:45,260 --> 01:11:48,536 Shooting one will make them even more famous! Clever idea! 966 01:11:48,620 --> 01:11:52,408 Brilliant! If you want, we can also shoot the water wolf. 967 01:11:52,540 --> 01:11:55,896 - Does it exist? - In Russia, perhaps. - Enough bullshit, Wilson! 968 01:11:56,660 --> 01:11:59,811 - Here comes the dawn! - The famous African sunrise! 969 01:12:02,980 --> 01:12:06,814 How wonderful! Just smell that morning air! 970 01:12:07,180 --> 01:12:10,934 - Is it the latrine? - What are you saying, Wilson? It's the savannah! 971 01:12:11,100 --> 01:12:16,299 And so began the final bloody day of the short happy life of ... 972 01:12:16,500 --> 01:12:18,934 ... someone whom I can no longer remember. 973 01:12:21,940 --> 01:12:23,339 The ground was covered in dew ... 974 01:12:23,420 --> 01:12:25,650 ... and as we walked across the grass ... 975 01:12:25,740 --> 01:12:27,776 ... we breathed the scent of crushed leaves. 976 01:12:27,860 --> 01:12:31,296 Like the scent of verbena. I enjoyed the smell of morning ... 977 01:12:31,380 --> 01:12:35,134 ... and the appearance of the trees, which seemed like black fingers against the clear sky. 978 01:12:36,140 --> 01:12:38,574 Actually, that description isn't mine. 979 01:12:39,140 --> 01:12:42,815 I took it from a book by the master I mentioned earlier. 980 01:12:48,700 --> 01:12:50,975 Cangoni marched fearlessly in the lead ... 981 01:12:51,060 --> 01:12:52,937 ... scanning the horizon ahead. 982 01:12:53,020 --> 01:12:55,693 No one can recognize the footprints of a dead lion ... 983 01:12:55,780 --> 01:12:58,294 ... better than a beater who was born and raised in Rome ... 984 01:12:58,380 --> 01:13:00,940 ... in the Terminal Station neighborhood. Then, there was me ... 985 01:13:01,140 --> 01:13:04,576 ... clutching my infallible Big Shot 06/22. 986 01:13:04,900 --> 01:13:06,856 Then came Colombi with his Mannlicher ... 987 01:13:06,940 --> 01:13:09,500 ... which I think deeply scared the shit out of me. 988 01:13:23,540 --> 01:13:25,212 And then the slutty bitch! 989 01:13:30,620 --> 01:13:32,895 After four hours of an abominable march ... 990 01:13:33,260 --> 01:13:36,570 ... we arrived at the foot of the legendary Mount Kilimanjaro. 991 01:13:47,940 --> 01:13:51,569 Margherita held back a little with her Springfield. It seemed ... 992 01:13:51,660 --> 01:13:54,299 ... let's face it ... I was tense, shaking in my shorts. 993 01:13:54,580 --> 01:13:58,812 I was brooding over the absurd proposal she had made the night before ... 994 01:13:59,140 --> 01:14:02,689 ... when I heard a sound at my side. It was her. 995 01:14:03,020 --> 01:14:05,090 - So? - So what? - Are you in? 996 01:14:05,980 --> 01:14:07,299 You must be crazy! 997 01:14:08,180 --> 01:14:10,819 - Is that your last word, loser? - It's my last word! 998 01:14:11,100 --> 01:14:12,533 And my last word is binding! 999 01:14:13,020 --> 01:14:14,658 As in the Hemingway's stories ... 1000 01:14:14,740 --> 01:14:16,935 ... I saw a metaliic flash in her eyes ... 1001 01:14:17,020 --> 01:14:18,851 ... and her lips tighten with anger. 1002 01:14:18,940 --> 01:14:23,092 Then, I confessed that I was born and raised in Busalla, a province of Genoa. 1003 01:14:23,540 --> 01:14:28,136 - Really? Then you're not Welsh. - I confess, I am not. 1004 01:14:28,380 --> 01:14:30,132 So cut me loose, okay! 1005 01:14:31,900 --> 01:14:34,698 I thought of a very non-Hemingwayish ending to this conversation ... 1006 01:14:34,780 --> 01:14:38,898 ... an ending using the word "ass", but being a true professional I just said ... 1007 01:14:39,060 --> 01:14:40,015 ... Thank you! 1008 01:14:44,780 --> 01:14:48,329 - Cangoni, Ndo is the place? - Nso fuck, Bwana. 1009 01:14:49,540 --> 01:14:53,419 - How Ndu far we have come? - N ghe? - N ghe! 1010 01:14:54,820 --> 01:14:57,175 - Ada be! - Hey... look at this! 1011 01:14:57,420 --> 01:15:00,969 Saints be praised! I'm glad you can speak Swahili! 1012 01:15:01,180 --> 01:15:03,740 What was Cangoni saying? 1013 01:15:03,940 --> 01:15:06,852 It's quite simple. Cangoni told me in his language ... 1014 01:15:07,060 --> 01:15:10,370 ... that we were approaching the old Simba. 1015 01:15:10,700 --> 01:15:12,213 Yes, bwana Colombi. 1016 01:15:13,020 --> 01:15:15,136 But unfortunately the wind is coming from behind us. 1017 01:15:15,380 --> 01:15:18,656 Old Simba will get the scent of man in his thicket. 1018 01:15:18,860 --> 01:15:20,418 That old Simba is a tough bastard! 1019 01:15:21,980 --> 01:15:24,414 Don't overdo it! 1020 01:15:26,260 --> 01:15:27,298 That sound! 1021 01:15:29,300 --> 01:15:34,818 - Ah ... old Simba's cough. - Cicci, old Simba is coughing. Wilson! 1022 01:15:35,220 --> 01:15:37,688 Yes, bamba! Yes, baby! I mean ... yes, bwana! 1023 01:15:37,820 --> 01:15:40,971 - Excuse me, it's the excitement of the hunt. - Now that old Simba ... 1024 01:15:41,060 --> 01:15:43,893 ... has smelled man and coughed, what will he do? 1025 01:15:45,340 --> 01:15:48,059 He's very clever. He knows ... 1026 01:15:48,420 --> 01:15:49,853 ... the smell of the white man. 1027 01:15:50,540 --> 01:15:55,409 He silently crouches in the tall grass of the savannah ... 1028 01:15:55,500 --> 01:15:57,331 ... ready to jump ... 1029 01:15:58,340 --> 01:16:02,253 Excuse me. It's that damn African food again. Isn't that right, Cangoni? 1030 01:16:02,500 --> 01:16:05,776 - Of course, Bwana! - I'll hold it. Now, let's go. 1031 01:16:11,620 --> 01:16:15,169 Simba keeps his eyes closed so as not to reflect his flash of hatred. 1032 01:16:16,380 --> 01:16:19,656 He keeps his tail from beating the sun-baked earth. 1033 01:16:19,740 --> 01:16:22,459 He even lets the flies land on him. 1034 01:16:23,380 --> 01:16:26,770 - And he doesn't breathe, as if dead. - What will he do? 1035 01:16:27,060 --> 01:16:28,732 He'll jump as soon as he sees us! 1036 01:16:29,220 --> 01:16:31,370 We have to pounce before he jumps. 1037 01:16:31,540 --> 01:16:34,179 - Like a bunch of dicks, eh! - Look here ... 1038 01:16:34,380 --> 01:16:37,372 ... you wanted hunt a lion and now we're a bunch of dicks! 1039 01:16:37,580 --> 01:16:39,616 Yes, but you told me there was no danger! 1040 01:16:45,780 --> 01:16:46,849 Halt! 1041 01:16:55,420 --> 01:16:58,173 - No, child. - Asshole! - Thank you. 1042 01:18:03,300 --> 01:18:05,689 Hold my gun! Where did I put the bullets? 1043 01:18:06,060 --> 01:18:10,292 I had put them in my pocket ... Damn it! Wait a minute! 1044 01:18:10,580 --> 01:18:11,695 Excuse me, eh! 1045 01:18:14,980 --> 01:18:16,572 Here they are! Thank goodness! 1046 01:18:16,860 --> 01:18:18,498 Candy ... damn it! 1047 01:18:32,820 --> 01:18:36,210 Who was the first to run away? I swear to you that I was the last. 1048 01:18:36,620 --> 01:18:38,895 I hope that you believe me, sir. 1049 01:18:40,380 --> 01:18:43,690 My Big Shot hit the ground and said: "kapow!" 1050 01:18:46,060 --> 01:18:49,530 Immediately after Colombi's Mannlicher said: "kaboom". 1051 01:18:50,460 --> 01:18:52,371 Then I heard: "znapow." 1052 01:18:53,580 --> 01:18:56,219 Remember that sound, sir. "Znapow". 1053 01:19:00,100 --> 01:19:01,249 Whats this? 1054 01:19:43,500 --> 01:19:45,331 He's ... hurt, right? 1055 01:19:46,540 --> 01:19:47,575 Dead. 1056 01:19:51,220 --> 01:19:55,099 But don't worry. I'll testify that you didn't do it on purpose. 1057 01:19:55,500 --> 01:19:56,979 It was a hunting accident! 1058 01:19:57,860 --> 01:20:00,328 I caught a twinkle in her eyes, saying: 1059 01:20:00,700 --> 01:20:02,975 "Things didn't turn out the way you'd hoped? Too bad for you. " 1060 01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:07,617 My damn story would end here ... 1061 01:20:08,340 --> 01:20:11,412 ... but please remember that I told you to remember the sound "znapow"? 1062 01:20:11,580 --> 01:20:13,218 Perhaps you've forgotten. 1063 01:20:15,380 --> 01:20:17,530 So, let me recap: 1064 01:20:17,780 --> 01:20:21,614 ... Colombi's rifle went "kaboom" ... 1065 01:20:22,300 --> 01:20:28,375 ... my gun went "kapow." But whose went "znapow"? 1066 01:20:30,340 --> 01:20:35,175 You know the sound made by a Springfield 576 automatic ... 1067 01:20:35,420 --> 01:20:36,455 ... when it fires? 1068 01:20:37,980 --> 01:20:41,768 - "Znapow"? - Ah! Exactly, sir! 1069 01:20:43,060 --> 01:20:45,494 You've hit the bullseye! 1070 01:20:46,660 --> 01:20:52,257 "Znapow" is the special whistling sound that the Springfield makes when it is fired ... 1071 01:20:52,460 --> 01:20:55,258 ... followed by a loud crack, "pow" ... 1072 01:20:55,940 --> 01:20:57,896 ... but only when the gun misses. 1073 01:20:58,260 --> 01:21:02,617 - Did you hear this loud "pow" sound? - No. 1074 01:21:03,500 --> 01:21:05,775 Me neither. 1075 01:21:09,580 --> 01:21:10,774 Draw your own conclusions ... 1076 01:21:11,700 --> 01:21:12,610 ... if you wish. 1077 01:21:15,300 --> 01:21:16,733 A letter from Italy. 1078 01:21:24,180 --> 01:21:28,219 I hope that my story was worth the three bottles you bought for me. 1079 01:21:29,380 --> 01:21:34,010 - We're saved! All is well! Look here! - What are you doing? Opening my letters? 1080 01:21:34,100 --> 01:21:36,853 - Read! We're saved! - By God, it's from Margherita! 1081 01:21:37,140 --> 01:21:41,736 Watch my face as it relaxes and lights up as I go on reading. 1082 01:21:42,420 --> 01:21:43,455 Oh, Jesus! 1083 01:21:44,100 --> 01:21:48,810 "My Pompilla, I know you are disgraced. But so far you have been like a platypus." 1084 01:21:49,020 --> 01:21:50,817 That's an animal that is completely silent, sir! 1085 01:21:51,620 --> 01:21:55,659 "I don't want you to become like a cockatoo." An extremely talkative bird! 1086 01:21:56,380 --> 01:21:58,689 "And I wonder how long you'll keep your trap shut. 1087 01:21:58,980 --> 01:22:02,450 "I say to myself, 'Arturo is a good person. He'll keep quiet forever.' 1088 01:22:03,060 --> 01:22:06,416 "So here's the good news, you wretched idiot! 1089 01:22:06,900 --> 01:22:10,097 "In a month I'll inherit the amount due from Lloyd's of London ... 1090 01:22:10,180 --> 01:22:12,694 ... for the tragic death of my beloved Ciccio. 1091 01:22:12,780 --> 01:22:14,372 "I'll send you a little something: 1092 01:22:15,340 --> 01:22:20,937 ... £ 100,000. Best wishes, Margherita." 1093 01:22:21,180 --> 01:22:23,455 We're rich! 1094 01:22:23,860 --> 01:22:27,057 Please forgive my vulgarity, but, making a quick calculation ... 1095 01:22:27,140 --> 01:22:30,450 ... that's 170 million Italian lire! 1096 01:22:30,780 --> 01:22:34,056 Infinite thoughts crowd my mind. So many things I can do! 1097 01:22:34,140 --> 01:22:35,368 But there's one thing I must ask, sir. 1098 01:22:35,460 --> 01:22:38,054 Wipe all my negative thoughts about that ... 1099 01:22:38,140 --> 01:22:41,098 ... bitch killer from your mind. I would appreciate if you'd modify ... 1100 01:22:41,180 --> 01:22:43,774 ... your impression of her character! Say yes! 1101 01:22:44,420 --> 01:22:45,375 No! 1102 01:22:46,540 --> 01:22:48,371 - Why not? - Why not! 1103 01:22:51,100 --> 01:22:55,298 What? No? But sir, now I am assailed by a thousand repentances. 1104 01:22:55,540 --> 01:22:58,338 Why did you want me to tell you the whole story? 1105 01:22:59,140 --> 01:23:02,371 - Who are you? - Lloyd's of London! 1106 01:23:09,420 --> 01:23:11,570 Mr. Lloyd from London ... 1107 01:23:12,700 --> 01:23:14,418 The name is familiar ... 1108 01:23:35,500 --> 01:23:36,615 Cangoni. 1109 01:23:40,740 --> 01:23:43,573 - Bring me a pizza. - What kind? 1110 01:23:44,340 --> 01:23:47,173 - Margherita, naturally. - Yes, Bwana. 1111 01:24:08,324 --> 01:24:13,874 THE INTELLIGENT HOLIDAY 1112 01:24:45,803 --> 01:24:48,397 Todarelli, put the watermelons over by the peppers! 1113 01:24:49,243 --> 01:24:52,519 - Sign here. - Why so few items today? - Oh, shut up! 1114 01:24:53,203 --> 01:24:56,036 Enough for our customers who remain in Rome during August, ... 1115 01:24:56,123 --> 01:24:58,353 ... and some for the nuns, but I'm leaving for the holidays! 1116 01:24:58,443 --> 01:25:01,515 - Are you leaving too? - Ciao! Happy holidays to you too! 1117 01:25:02,003 --> 01:25:06,360 - Happy holidays to all! - Work, slaves! We're leaving! 1118 01:25:06,523 --> 01:25:11,756 - Take a vacation! - Happy August to all! 1119 01:25:16,363 --> 01:25:17,352 - Todarelli! - I'm coming! 1120 01:25:17,443 --> 01:25:19,957 Storm the castle gates on your holiday! 1121 01:25:20,043 --> 01:25:21,635 Don't hesitate, Remo! To the attack! 1122 01:25:21,923 --> 01:25:23,800 Ow, damn! 1123 01:25:25,123 --> 01:25:27,512 Fuck these things! These watermelons weigh a ton! 1124 01:25:27,603 --> 01:25:30,515 - Don't say "Fuck these things, Remo!" - I'll say what I have to ... 1125 01:25:30,603 --> 01:25:32,559 ... to be able to lift these weights! 1126 01:25:32,643 --> 01:25:34,713 Are 20 kg enough for San Marzano? 1127 01:25:34,803 --> 01:25:36,998 - Give that here, Sister Teresa! - I've got it now... 1128 01:25:37,083 --> 01:25:40,393 - No! I'll take them in the truck! - God keep you healthy always! 1129 01:25:40,483 --> 01:25:43,475 - I'll always have that. - Bravo! But don't say bad words! 1130 01:25:43,563 --> 01:25:46,236 No. Sometimes it's worse than "Fuck these things ..." 1131 01:25:46,323 --> 01:25:47,312 ...You! 1132 01:25:48,483 --> 01:25:51,043 - Sister Pauline! - Oh, they weigh so much! 1133 01:25:51,203 --> 01:25:53,842 Hey... buck up! Who is all this stuff for? 1134 01:25:53,923 --> 01:25:55,993 - It's for the pilgrims at the guesthouse. - For who? 1135 01:25:56,083 --> 01:25:58,836 - For the pilgrims! - But didn't you have war orphans there? 1136 01:25:58,923 --> 01:26:00,834 - Yes, but they don't make war anymore. - So what? 1137 01:26:00,923 --> 01:26:04,199 - So now we feed the pilgrims! - Todarelli! Give it a good clean! 1138 01:26:04,283 --> 01:26:06,433 It will shine like a mirror! 1139 01:26:14,043 --> 01:26:15,158 How beautiful! 1140 01:26:15,643 --> 01:26:16,996 Ciao, mamma! Ciao, papa! 1141 01:26:19,683 --> 01:26:22,197 What a beautiful girl! She looks like an Indian Princess! 1142 01:26:22,483 --> 01:26:25,520 That's no Indian Princess. It's our daughter, Pasquina! 1143 01:26:25,683 --> 01:26:28,800 She just came home from India. Today, young people dress like Indians! 1144 01:26:28,883 --> 01:26:31,716 But your children don't help with the work at the store? 1145 01:26:31,803 --> 01:26:34,556 No, the poor souls! They study, going to university. 1146 01:26:34,643 --> 01:26:36,281 That is hard work! 1147 01:26:36,363 --> 01:26:40,515 You've made a lot of sacrifices, but now you have a lot to be proud of. 1148 01:26:40,603 --> 01:26:43,037 - That's right! - We can't complain. 1149 01:26:43,123 --> 01:26:47,241 Romolina goes to the Academy of Fine Arts, Pasquina studies sociology and psychology ... 1150 01:26:47,323 --> 01:26:50,121 ...and Cesare is in his second year at medical school. 1151 01:26:50,203 --> 01:26:54,116 - God bless you and keep you! - Thank you. Let me help you back in the truck. 1152 01:26:54,203 --> 01:26:56,842 - Up you go! - When are you going on vacation? 1153 01:26:56,923 --> 01:26:59,918 - Today! We only have to pack. - Where are you going? 1154 01:26:00,003 --> 01:27:03,242 We're not sure, either the countryside, the mountains or the sea. 1155 01:27:03,323 --> 01:27:07,282 - Our children are making the plans! - That's great! 1156 01:27:07,443 --> 01:27:10,913 Yes, it's wonderful. They've put together a little itinerary. 1157 01:27:11,163 --> 01:27:14,473 But not like other years in Ostia, in the middle of all those crowds ... 1158 01:27:14,563 --> 01:27:17,714 ... and then in the evening going to a restaurant and getting a belly like this! 1159 01:27:17,803 --> 01:27:20,237 - This year they said ... - They said: 1160 01:27:20,323 --> 01:27:23,235 ... "This year you will go on an intelligent holiday." 1161 01:27:23,323 --> 01:27:25,279 That's great! 1162 01:27:25,363 --> 01:27:28,480 - Praised be Jesus Christ! - May He always be praised! 1163 01:27:29,403 --> 01:27:32,122 Augusta! Augusta! What else is there to pack? 1164 01:27:32,323 --> 01:27:35,952 Here's your shaving cream and pajamas. 1165 01:27:36,043 --> 01:27:40,195 I got back from India yesterday. I had a great trip! 1166 01:27:40,803 --> 01:27:41,952 Sure, Kuku. 1167 01:27:43,643 --> 01:27:45,713 A field study of abstract art. 1168 01:27:46,243 --> 01:27:49,121 Yes, to the extent that a relationship can be established through ... 1169 01:27:49,203 --> 01:27:51,876 ... anthropological observations of their philosophies. 1170 01:27:51,963 --> 01:27:54,318 Kabir and I traveled by Land Rover. 1171 01:27:54,403 --> 01:27:56,519 We slept in a tent where we could meditate. 1172 01:27:58,043 --> 01:28:00,398 There's already a lot of stuff in the suitcase! 1173 01:28:00,483 --> 01:28:02,872 Take three more shirts, so you'll have something to change into. 1174 01:28:02,963 --> 01:28:06,000 - Plan on doing that as we travel. - Yes, I'll stay cool! 1175 01:28:09,163 --> 01:28:13,600 Augusta, do you hear her on the phone! Does she speak all those languages??! 1176 01:28:13,803 --> 01:28:16,112 Indian, German, Chinese, English! 1177 01:28:17,323 --> 01:28:19,917 Yes, Kuku. Yes, of course. 1178 01:28:20,003 --> 01:28:22,756 Pasquina is a scientist! It's not our place to understand! 1179 01:28:22,843 --> 01:28:24,720 Who does understand? It's a phenomenon! 1180 01:28:27,203 --> 01:28:30,718 - Papà, mamma's suitcase is fine, but not your's! - Why? 1181 01:28:31,083 --> 01:28:33,313 Even the immigrants don't go around like that! 1182 01:28:33,403 --> 01:28:35,598 We booked you in at first class hotels. 1183 01:28:35,683 --> 01:28:39,596 - You can't go with that bag! - But it's sturdy! And holds a lot of stuff! 1184 01:28:39,683 --> 01:28:41,878 Now listen to me! Throw that suitcase away ... 1185 01:28:41,963 --> 01:28:45,399 ... and put everything else in a bag! - Like a sack of potatoes! 1186 01:28:45,483 --> 01:28:48,361 Why do you always talk about potatoes! It's a beautiful bag ... 1187 01:28:48,443 --> 01:28:51,116 ... that holds more stuff and is more modern! 1188 01:28:51,203 --> 01:28:54,001 Take off those shoes. They're not appropriate for summer! 1189 01:28:54,083 --> 01:28:55,198 No? Then what should I wear? 1190 01:28:55,283 --> 01:28:58,878 Shit, dress a little more relaxed! Today people go around barefoot! 1191 01:28:58,963 --> 01:29:02,876 - Who are these people? - Papa! Come on, you have to be weighed! 1192 01:29:02,963 --> 01:29:06,512 - I just weighed myself last week! - You can't leave without being weighed. 1193 01:29:06,603 --> 01:29:08,833 - Is that what you think? - Come! - You're the Doctor. 1194 01:29:09,243 --> 01:29:10,676 Weigh in! 1195 01:29:11,123 --> 01:29:15,401 Quick now - big, fat, buffolone daddy! Take off your clothes and get on the scales! 1196 01:29:15,603 --> 01:29:18,436 You're a doctor and I respect that, but I'm your papa, eh! 1197 01:29:18,523 --> 01:29:20,798 You must respect me, whatever you are! 1198 01:29:22,563 --> 01:29:26,954 Cesare! This thing that you keep next to your bed ... 1199 01:29:27,283 --> 01:29:29,353 ... doesn't it make you afraid if you wake up at night? 1200 01:29:29,443 --> 01:29:32,640 What you call a thing was once a man, just like you! 1201 01:29:32,803 --> 01:29:36,842 He may have been of no scientific value, but now that he is dead ... 1202 01:29:36,923 --> 01:29:39,312 ... he has become useful to science! - Why of course! 1203 01:29:40,363 --> 01:29:43,036 Maybe he was a poor man who didn't have a penny ... 1204 01:29:43,123 --> 01:29:45,114 ... alive he wasn't worth a shit! 1205 01:29:45,403 --> 01:29:47,712 Now, as a skeleton, he's worth a lot of money! 1206 01:29:47,883 --> 01:29:50,522 The money I spent to buy it ... 1207 01:29:50,603 --> 01:29:52,798 ... wasn't money you gave me to study! 1208 01:29:52,883 --> 01:29:54,362 But I would have spent it gladly! 1209 01:29:54,843 --> 01:29:58,153 Your papà sends you money, because you will become a great doctor! 1210 01:29:58,243 --> 01:30:02,998 - I'll try, my dear father! - No "try", I need you to do it! 1211 01:30:03,083 --> 01:30:05,472 Then you'll begin to follow my prescriptions! 1212 01:30:05,723 --> 01:30:08,157 - Take off your shoes! - Even my shoes? 1213 01:30:08,683 --> 01:30:11,800 Of course! Those shoes weigh 7 kg! 1214 01:30:11,963 --> 01:30:15,035 Okay. Everyone has it in for these shoes! 1215 01:30:15,923 --> 01:30:20,280 Even your sister Romolina tells me: "Take off your shoes and go barefoot." 1216 01:30:20,443 --> 01:30:24,755 - What do you think? - What she says would be good for you! 1217 01:30:25,043 --> 01:30:28,956 Look at this! You have gained seven pounds in a week! 1218 01:30:29,323 --> 01:30:33,680 - It's all fat, carbohydrates and cholesterol! - And I wasn't even scared! 1219 01:30:33,763 --> 01:30:35,674 How did this happen? You put me on a diet! 1220 01:30:35,763 --> 01:30:41,076 Yes, I made up a diet, but the two of you go out at night to eat bread and sausages! 1221 01:30:41,163 --> 01:30:44,633 Cesare, your mother and I work hard! 1222 01:30:44,723 --> 01:30:46,600 If we don't eat, we'll fall to the ground! 1223 01:30:46,683 --> 01:30:49,197 There are different ways of following a diet, my dear father! 1224 01:30:49,363 --> 01:30:53,595 - Skip the bread with your morning coffee! - And just eat soup, right? 1225 01:30:53,683 --> 01:30:57,775 Yes, and you should make large batches of it! 1226 01:31:04,003 --> 01:31:06,153 Well, doctor! What do I have? 1227 01:31:06,963 --> 01:31:09,558 You can tell your papà! What do I have? 1228 01:31:10,963 --> 01:31:12,919 Papà and mamma are leaving on holiday. 1229 01:31:13,003 --> 01:31:16,632 We've planned a cultural trip through Italy for them: 1230 01:31:16,723 --> 01:31:19,521 ... visits to museums, concerts, art exhibitions ... 1231 01:31:19,603 --> 01:31:21,480 An intelligent holiday! 1232 01:31:22,963 --> 01:31:26,194 While they're on vacation, Romolina, who does interior design ... 1233 01:31:26,283 --> 01:31:28,592 ... and her architect friend ... 1234 01:31:28,683 --> 01:31:32,835 ... will take away all the furniture in the living room and papà and mamma's bedroom ... 1235 01:31:32,923 --> 01:31:35,881 ... and furnish our house in a decent way. They'll throw it all away: 1236 01:31:35,963 --> 01:31:38,113 ... that horrible mirror, the old credenza ... 1237 01:31:38,203 --> 01:31:41,513 ... the bed that looks like a funeral bier, the Madonna with baby Jesus ... 1238 01:31:41,603 --> 01:31:45,152 ... the gondola with its gondolier ... - Mamma! - I'm here! 1239 01:31:45,403 --> 01:31:48,315 Mamma! Come take your weight. 1240 01:31:48,403 --> 01:31:52,635 - I'll be there when I finish packing. - Come now, mamma! 1241 01:31:52,843 --> 01:31:57,280 I'm coming. I coming, darling! Here I come! 1242 01:31:57,363 --> 01:31:58,432 Step up, mamma! 1243 01:31:59,723 --> 01:32:01,042 - Is it broken? - Yes, it's broken! 1244 01:32:01,723 --> 01:32:05,033 - What did I tell you? Do you like it, papa? - Yes, it's stylish and also large! 1245 01:32:05,123 --> 01:32:08,160 It holds a lot of stuff! I'll throw away the cardboard suitcase! 1246 01:32:08,243 --> 01:32:10,916 - Here's your itinerary! - Good, read it to your papa! 1247 01:32:11,003 --> 01:32:14,313 I've planned a stop at the Etruscan cemetery in Tarquinia. 1248 01:32:14,403 --> 01:32:16,633 - Very rustic! - I could go into detail ... 1249 01:32:16,723 --> 01:32:19,237 ... but I think you see the value. - Of course! 1250 01:32:19,323 --> 01:32:23,362 For example, an historic perspective on man's concept of death. 1251 01:32:23,563 --> 01:32:27,317 - You understand, papa? - Yes, but it doesn't sound like fun. 1252 01:32:27,483 --> 01:32:31,874 Cemeteries can be very interesting, papa! 1253 01:32:32,083 --> 01:32:35,393 I know. Mamma and I always go to the cemetery to find your grandmother! 1254 01:32:35,483 --> 01:32:36,882 This doesn't have anything to do with grandma. 1255 01:32:37,003 --> 01:32:40,632 The Etruscans were a people who died out 2000 years ago! 1256 01:32:41,443 --> 01:32:45,072 But help me understand this! Who were they? What did they do? 1257 01:32:45,163 --> 01:32:49,475 The Etruscans were criminalized by the Romans - they wiped them out! 1258 01:32:49,723 --> 01:32:54,319 - So I say fuck them! - Papa! Can you stop talking like that? 1259 01:32:54,403 --> 01:32:58,237 - Here. - Is it the last? - Yes. Don't say, "Fuck them" again! 1260 01:32:58,323 --> 01:33:02,236 - But I didn't say it in a bad way! - Well, you said what you said! 1261 01:33:02,323 --> 01:33:03,915 - Always ignorant! - I know! 1262 01:33:04,003 --> 01:33:06,153 Your mamma and I don't have much culture! 1263 01:33:06,243 --> 01:33:09,280 Which is why we've planned an intelligent holiday! 1264 01:33:09,363 --> 01:33:11,081 - Here! - This is made from honey... 1265 01:33:14,843 --> 01:33:17,482 Do we have to travel around the world in this car? 1266 01:33:17,563 --> 01:33:20,282 - Cesare told you to trade it in! - I know ... 1267 01:33:20,403 --> 01:33:23,315 ... but then he'd take the new car! 1268 01:33:23,883 --> 01:33:27,717 But he's almost a doctor! He can't go visit the sick on a scooter! 1269 01:33:27,843 --> 01:33:30,801 I'm sure. Why else do we have to trade it in? 1270 01:33:31,123 --> 01:33:34,240 It's like new! And this 127 is the most beautiful car in the world! 1271 01:33:34,443 --> 01:33:37,037 It may be beautiful, but it's cramped! 1272 01:33:38,743 --> 01:33:41,096 When we bought it, it was fine! 1273 01:33:41,163 --> 01:33:44,114 And 20 years ago I weighed 15 kg less! 1274 01:33:44,323 --> 01:33:47,281 Don't I know! What can we do? 1275 01:33:48,123 --> 01:33:52,275 After we go on this intelligent holiday ... 1276 01:33:52,363 --> 01:33:54,923 ... with what we eat, or rather, don't eat ... 1277 01:33:55,003 --> 01:33:56,721 ... it will feel wide again! 1278 01:34:02,243 --> 01:34:04,234 That's it! Take your time, Augusta! 1279 01:34:04,603 --> 01:34:06,514 Come on. That's the last one. Go slowly. 1280 01:34:06,963 --> 01:34:09,955 That was great! But I'm tired. Let's take a rest. 1281 01:34:10,043 --> 01:34:13,240 Let's sit down here. We don't need to run after anyone. 1282 01:34:13,763 --> 01:34:17,199 - That's better. - So who were these Etruscans? 1283 01:34:17,403 --> 01:34:20,554 Romolina explained it to me. But I don't remember very well. 1284 01:34:20,643 --> 01:34:23,362 - What did she say? - That they were an ancient people. 1285 01:34:23,443 --> 01:34:26,879 And now they are no more, they're all dead. They were called Etruscans. 1286 01:34:27,603 --> 01:34:32,438 - But then they infiltrated the area around Ciociaria. - Where? - I believe it was Lazio. 1287 01:34:33,043 --> 01:34:36,319 They started making caciotta, pecorino, mozzarella and salsicce. 1288 01:34:36,843 --> 01:34:40,153 Then they arrived in Rome. They opened the diners. 1289 01:34:40,363 --> 01:34:42,877 After them came the Marchigiani, the people of Abruzzo. 1290 01:34:43,443 --> 01:34:46,241 That's why Romans are all small and stocky. 1291 01:34:46,323 --> 01:34:48,553 - I can't be one of that race! - Then you must be Etruscan! 1292 01:34:48,643 --> 01:34:52,636 - Maybe I really am an Etruscan! - Come on, Remo, it's hot out here. 1293 01:34:52,723 --> 01:34:55,556 - Let's go into the tombs. - Yes, let's do that. 1294 01:34:56,763 --> 01:35:01,553 Caesar told us that going to the shore would be bad because it's too hot, Augusta. 1295 01:35:02,523 --> 01:35:06,721 But to cool off here we have to go into a tomb. 1296 01:35:07,083 --> 01:35:11,201 Here we are in one of the most picturesque of the necropoli. 1297 01:35:12,163 --> 01:35:15,235 The layout of the tomb extends radially ... 1298 01:35:15,363 --> 01:35:19,038 The steps have crumbled because they are more than 2000 years old. 1299 01:35:19,363 --> 01:35:22,116 Did you hear that? "The layout of the tomb was ..." 1300 01:35:22,203 --> 01:35:25,593 - "... developed in a radial pattern," he said. - Let's go inside. 1301 01:35:25,683 --> 01:35:28,356 This represents the nucleus of a village ... 1302 01:35:28,443 --> 01:35:30,798 ... with the square in the center. You see there? 1303 01:35:31,323 --> 01:35:34,315 This tomb is one of the oldest in the necropolis. 1304 01:35:35,123 --> 01:35:37,637 The front entrance, with this arch ... 1305 01:35:37,843 --> 01:35:42,519 ... places its construction in the Archaic period of the Etruscan civilization. 1306 01:35:43,363 --> 01:35:47,197 On the sarcophagi are laid the original bowls and pitchers ... 1307 01:35:47,483 --> 01:35:50,395 .... in which relatives brought food and drink for the dead. 1308 01:35:50,803 --> 01:35:53,875 The presence of these objects shows how vibrant ... 1309 01:35:54,043 --> 01:35:56,682 ... the cult of the dead was in the time of the Etruscan civilization. 1310 01:35:57,203 --> 01:35:58,955 The tomb is dug into the tufa ... 1311 01:35:59,323 --> 01:36:02,201 ... reproducing the wood and terracotta ceilings ... 1312 01:36:02,283 --> 01:36:04,114 ... of Etruscan homes ... 1313 01:36:04,203 --> 01:36:07,161 ... reflecting their deeply intimate relationship with death. 1314 01:36:07,243 --> 01:36:10,201 For them the tomb was not only a place of prayer ... 1315 01:36:10,283 --> 01:36:13,559 ... but also an occasion for meeting friends and family. 1316 01:36:14,243 --> 01:36:17,041 This way, we enter the lateral tomb ... 1317 01:36:17,323 --> 01:36:20,474 ... where the sarcophagi of the spouses are placed . 1318 01:36:21,203 --> 01:36:24,991 It is a very clear example of the replication of the family. 1319 01:36:25,963 --> 01:36:28,523 This way, Augusta ... take your time! 1320 01:36:29,843 --> 01:36:31,401 Here you go. We're out of there. 1321 01:36:34,523 --> 01:36:38,516 - Did you like the chamber of the spouses? - It was beautiful... interesting! 1322 01:36:39,603 --> 01:36:41,594 The Etruscans loved their dead! 1323 01:36:42,003 --> 01:36:45,075 Did you hear? Their relatives came to see them every day. 1324 01:36:45,203 --> 01:36:48,001 - They brought them food and drink. - So they did. 1325 01:36:49,403 --> 01:36:52,793 The living Etruscans ate, and so did the dead! 1326 01:36:56,763 --> 01:37:01,234 Augusta, remember the chicken Etruscan we ate in Civita Castellana? 1327 01:37:01,363 --> 01:37:03,433 How could I forget? Baked with the fried potatoes! 1328 01:37:04,043 --> 01:37:07,558 Stuffed with sausage, olives, bacon, rosemary ... 1329 01:37:07,683 --> 01:37:10,834 - You're making me hungry! - Then let's eat! 1330 01:37:18,363 --> 01:37:20,399 Here's the place! You see it, Augusta? 1331 01:37:21,523 --> 01:37:23,753 Read that: "Ancient Etruscan Restaurant." 1332 01:37:24,083 --> 01:37:26,233 - Is the food any good? - Of course! We're Etruscans! 1333 01:37:26,483 --> 01:37:30,032 - Can you smell the roasting meat! - And gravy, no? 1334 01:37:30,323 --> 01:37:32,632 Fettuccine, free-range chicken livers ... 1335 01:37:32,803 --> 01:37:36,193 Meatballs with sauce, stew, tripe... Do you like this place? 1336 01:37:36,443 --> 01:37:40,436 Come on, Augusta! If we can't eat, we can console ourselves with the smells! 1337 01:37:42,003 --> 01:37:43,197 Take a deep breath, Augusta! 1338 01:37:44,523 --> 01:37:48,311 - Right this way. If you will follow me ... - Be careful on the stairs, Augusta! 1339 01:37:49,003 --> 01:37:52,552 - It's like the tomb! - Of course! Ancient Etruscan Restaurant! 1340 01:37:52,763 --> 01:37:54,640 - You don't like it? - Please be seated. 1341 01:37:54,723 --> 01:37:57,715 - Yes, it's nice and cool. - Certainly, this will be fine. Sit down. 1342 01:37:57,803 --> 01:38:00,715 - I'll sit next to my wife. - Wherever you like is fine! 1343 01:38:00,803 --> 01:38:01,838 - Thank you. - Please. 1344 01:38:02,083 --> 01:38:05,996 Your napkin. That's it. May I bring you a nice appetizer? 1345 01:38:06,083 --> 01:38:08,995 We have crostini with wild boar, porcini mushrooms in oil ... 1346 01:38:09,083 --> 01:38:13,440 - What are you talking about? - A dish that we guarantee 100%! 1347 01:38:13,843 --> 01:38:17,233 Or a garlic and chili bruschetta that opens up the stomach. 1348 01:38:18,363 --> 01:38:20,558 We're on a diet. We can't eat that. 1349 01:38:20,643 --> 01:38:24,238 What has Cesare prescribed for today? We're in this cave ... 1350 01:38:24,323 --> 01:38:26,553 ... we have an appetite, but cannot eat. 1351 01:38:26,643 --> 01:38:31,592 - So, what does it say? - Today, two green salads, no oil or salt. 1352 01:38:31,723 --> 01:38:35,193 40 grams of cheese each, and two portions of rice pilaf. 1353 01:38:35,403 --> 01:38:38,440 - Rice pilaf! - Very good. - Thank you. 1354 01:38:38,923 --> 01:38:42,074 First, we prepare a homemade pasta ... 1355 01:38:42,163 --> 01:38:45,678 ... with ham gravy, butter and parmesan cheese. If you'll allow me ... 1356 01:38:45,763 --> 01:38:49,039 ... I recommend our specialty: Tonnarelli with rabbit gravy. 1357 01:38:49,123 --> 01:38:52,399 Tonnarelli! Oh, yes! That sounds wonderful! 1358 01:38:54,643 --> 01:38:57,396 But what do we care? We're having rice pilaf. No? 1359 01:38:57,843 --> 01:39:01,961 - What is rice rilaf? - Just like it sounds. 1360 01:39:02,163 --> 01:39:05,075 Rice cooked in a creamy broth. It's a specialty dish. 1361 01:39:05,403 --> 01:39:10,318 Maybe they can put in some pieces of mozzarella cheese, sausage, salami ... 1362 01:39:10,403 --> 01:39:12,792 Stop before I eat the napkin! 1363 01:39:13,923 --> 01:39:16,198 There is no need for that, my dear! Here's our meal. 1364 01:39:16,363 --> 01:39:17,955 - Wine, sir? - No wine. 1365 01:39:18,043 --> 01:39:20,796 - We'll have water. We're on a diet. - All right. 1366 01:39:20,883 --> 01:39:23,317 - This is without oil or salt? - Yes, no oil or salt. 1367 01:39:23,403 --> 01:39:24,802 - For you. - Thank you. 1368 01:39:25,243 --> 01:39:29,521 - See? Lettuce leaves ... - This is a broccoli stem? 1369 01:39:31,083 --> 01:39:35,076 Excuse me. May I borrow your pepper? Thank you. 1370 01:39:35,323 --> 01:39:37,632 We have a son who is studying medicine. 1371 01:39:37,723 --> 01:39:41,033 He put us on a diet. No salt, no oil. Pepper will have to provide the taste! 1372 01:39:41,323 --> 01:39:44,679 - Do you want some too? - My plate is empty! Shall I eat pepper? 1373 01:39:44,883 --> 01:39:46,032 Many thanks. 1374 01:39:48,243 --> 01:39:52,236 How on earth can they eat all that! Food piled everywhere and still so thin! 1375 01:39:58,283 --> 01:39:59,318 Excuse me. 1376 01:39:59,563 --> 01:40:00,837 I asked my wife ... 1377 01:40:00,923 --> 01:40:04,154 ... how do some people eat so much without getting fat? 1378 01:40:04,803 --> 01:40:08,842 Often the cause of hunger and resulting obesity ... 1379 01:40:08,923 --> 01:40:12,552 ... is due to anxiety and unresolved conflicts. 1380 01:40:12,843 --> 01:40:17,963 My wife and I aren't anxious. We have no conflicts. We're just hungry. 1381 01:40:18,403 --> 01:40:21,475 Sometimes you may not realize it, but there can be conflicts ... 1382 01:40:21,803 --> 01:40:24,237 ... especially with your children. 1383 01:40:26,763 --> 01:40:29,357 Augusta, is it the children who are making us fat? 1384 01:40:30,443 --> 01:40:33,480 No, all three of our children are scientists. They all decide what was best for us. 1385 01:40:33,843 --> 01:40:36,482 The one who is studying psychology and history educates us ... 1386 01:40:36,643 --> 01:40:39,635 ... Cesare studies medicine and makes us do gymnastics ... 1387 01:40:39,723 --> 01:40:42,191 ... weighs us and then makes us pee in a cup. 1388 01:40:43,243 --> 01:40:44,471 Oh, no! 1389 01:40:44,963 --> 01:40:48,751 I'm sorry. We have a conference this evening . We should discuss this. 1390 01:40:48,843 --> 01:40:53,200 - Where are you having this conference? - Be quiet... here's our rice! 1391 01:40:54,683 --> 01:40:57,595 - Rice pilaf for the lady and gentleman? - Yes, it's for us. Place it here! 1392 01:40:58,923 --> 01:41:00,800 - Thank you! - Enjoy. 1393 01:41:05,643 --> 01:41:08,555 Excuse me, waiter. What is this? 1394 01:41:08,763 --> 01:41:11,880 It's the rice pilaf that the lady and gentleman ordered. Why? 1395 01:41:13,243 --> 01:41:16,872 And these were recovered from the tombs of the Etruscan dead? 1396 01:41:16,963 --> 01:41:20,319 It's a feature of the restaurant. We serve the rice in Etruscan bowls. 1397 01:41:20,403 --> 01:41:23,634 - It's a bit too impressive for me! - Shall I put it in a plain bowl? 1398 01:41:23,723 --> 01:41:24,951 Yes, please. 1399 01:41:25,123 --> 01:41:28,115 When you put it in the bowl, could you add a little sauce? 1400 01:41:28,203 --> 01:41:30,763 - It seems a little dry. - Yes, I can add some rabbit gravy, or ... 1401 01:41:30,843 --> 01:41:33,676 ... tomato sauce, or butter and parmesan cheese. - Add whatever you like. 1402 01:41:33,763 --> 01:41:36,721 I like all kinds of sauces! Augusta, would you like yours in a plain bowl? 1403 01:41:36,803 --> 01:41:40,000 I've already finished mine! Eat wisely, Remo. We gave him our word! 1404 01:41:40,083 --> 01:41:42,438 - It would be a betrayal! - So what? 1405 01:41:43,083 --> 01:41:45,358 My wife says I have to eat it like this. 1406 01:41:45,443 --> 01:41:46,842 Whatever the lady says ... 1407 01:41:47,803 --> 01:41:48,872 Tell me, Augusta ... 1408 01:41:50,523 --> 01:41:53,595 ... do you understand we're making these sacrifices because of them? 1409 01:41:53,723 --> 01:41:55,793 Because they want to change us. 1410 01:41:56,443 --> 01:42:00,356 It all seems like a pain in the ass to us, but they do it out of love. 1411 01:42:00,643 --> 01:42:04,682 They want us to become intellectuals. 1412 01:42:04,883 --> 01:42:06,953 They want us to become like them. 1413 01:42:07,723 --> 01:42:11,079 Like them, my ass! When will we ever become like them? Three scientists! 1414 01:42:11,323 --> 01:42:12,802 Can't you see how cultured they are? 1415 01:42:13,643 --> 01:42:17,431 - How bright they are! - They speak all the languages of the world! 1416 01:42:18,003 --> 01:42:19,356 So much so that I say: 1417 01:42:19,603 --> 01:42:22,879 "How did two fruit people like us bring ..." 1418 01:42:22,963 --> 01:42:24,715 "... three creatures like them into the world?" 1419 01:42:25,963 --> 01:42:28,318 Isn't that a source of pride? Eh? 1420 01:42:29,963 --> 01:42:33,035 - Are you touched by that? - No. 1421 01:42:34,563 --> 01:42:35,632 Are you crying? 1422 01:42:37,203 --> 01:42:38,761 - Yes, I'm crying! - But why? 1423 01:42:39,283 --> 01:42:41,672 They've emptied the entire house, taken away our furniture ... 1424 01:42:42,363 --> 01:42:43,512 ...my Madonna... 1425 01:42:44,603 --> 01:42:47,595 When we get home, we won't find anything of ours, not even the chairs. 1426 01:42:47,683 --> 01:42:50,516 If you want to sit down, you'll have to put your ass on the ground. 1427 01:42:50,603 --> 01:42:51,672 Like the Turks! 1428 01:42:52,323 --> 01:42:53,438 Oh well, let's try it! 1429 01:42:53,923 --> 01:42:57,996 It's just modern times, Augusta! There's nothing we can do about it! 1430 01:42:58,163 --> 01:43:03,396 We're just old fashioned! I'm sorry about the gondola, however! About that, yes! 1431 01:43:03,683 --> 01:43:08,074 - We got that on our honeymoon! - I grabbed this at the last minute! 1432 01:43:08,803 --> 01:43:10,077 You saved it! 1433 01:43:10,403 --> 01:43:13,759 We'll keep it as our oracle. And hide it under the bed. 1434 01:43:13,843 --> 01:43:15,515 We can keep an eye on it there! Brava! 1435 01:43:18,483 --> 01:43:25,321 I saw you in paradise. Augusta, your pretty face ... 1436 01:43:25,403 --> 01:43:28,998 ... made me fall in love! 1437 01:43:29,123 --> 01:43:32,593 - Augusta, my love! - Come on, Remo! Stop it! 1438 01:43:32,923 --> 01:43:36,233 Augusta, my beautiful love! 1439 01:43:55,403 --> 01:43:57,473 - Are you getting tired? - No, I'm fine. 1440 01:45:27,723 --> 01:45:30,954 - Oh, man... This is a terrific hotel! - You don't think it will cost too much? 1441 01:45:31,163 --> 01:45:33,040 No, of course not! They booked the room! 1442 01:45:33,963 --> 01:45:34,873 Good morning, sir! 1443 01:45:34,963 --> 01:45:38,319 Do you have the reservation my son made for me and my wife? 1444 01:45:38,403 --> 01:45:40,155 - Under what name? - Remo Proietti. 1445 01:45:41,603 --> 01:45:46,313 Yes, there is a reservation in the dieting section. 1446 01:45:46,403 --> 01:45:48,439 Yes, we are on a diet. 1447 01:45:48,523 --> 01:45:50,878 - You can begin to take the waters tomorrow. - Good! 1448 01:45:50,963 --> 01:45:52,032 You heard that, Augusta? 1449 01:46:29,283 --> 01:46:33,276 The lady and gentleman's diet section? Down this way, please. 1450 01:46:35,163 --> 01:46:36,721 - Please. - Yes. 1451 01:46:39,003 --> 01:46:40,516 - Right this way. - Yes, yes. 1452 01:46:43,243 --> 01:46:44,198 Here you are, sir. 1453 01:46:46,603 --> 01:46:47,831 Here is your table. 1454 01:46:49,043 --> 01:46:50,442 Please be seated, madam. 1455 01:46:57,203 --> 01:46:58,238 Madam... 1456 01:47:02,803 --> 01:47:03,792 Please. 1457 01:47:04,123 --> 01:47:05,841 Francis, the cart! 1458 01:47:12,403 --> 01:47:13,631 Mr. and Mrs. Proietti? 1459 01:47:15,003 --> 01:47:17,676 - Yes, that's us. - One small slice of roast beef. 1460 01:47:22,683 --> 01:47:23,672 And voilà! 1461 01:47:28,123 --> 01:47:29,397 For you, sir. 1462 01:47:34,403 --> 01:47:36,314 Raw vegetables with carrots, madam. 1463 01:47:39,283 --> 01:47:41,114 The mousse for you, sir. 1464 01:47:47,083 --> 01:47:48,277 A black olive. 1465 01:47:53,363 --> 01:47:54,478 The same. 1466 01:47:58,643 --> 01:48:00,122 A green Maiella olive! 1467 01:48:03,243 --> 01:48:04,232 And voilà! 1468 01:48:07,083 --> 01:48:09,313 - Bon appetite, Mr. Proietti. - Thank you. 1469 01:48:27,003 --> 01:48:29,233 - It's bread! - I can see that ... 1470 01:48:34,483 --> 01:48:35,996 - Enjoy. - Thank you. 1471 01:48:44,683 --> 01:48:45,718 What now? 1472 01:48:54,763 --> 01:48:56,594 Don't eat with your hands, dear. 1473 01:48:57,323 --> 01:48:58,551 What about those people? 1474 01:48:59,563 --> 01:49:00,518 Who? 1475 01:49:05,083 --> 01:49:07,836 - Apparently it's okay in this section. - Yes, you can! 1476 01:49:27,003 --> 01:49:27,992 Augusta! 1477 01:49:29,363 --> 01:49:32,719 Turn around slowly. See what they're eating in the other section. 1478 01:49:33,123 --> 01:49:34,875 What do you care? Don't look! 1479 01:49:36,523 --> 01:49:40,357 I wasn't looking, it just caught my eye when I turned my head. 1480 01:50:44,700 --> 01:50:51,558 FLORENCE Concert of Contemporary Music 1481 01:51:53,723 --> 01:51:55,793 - Are they just tuning up? - Yes. 1482 01:51:55,883 --> 01:52:00,877 - When will they begin to play? - I don't know. 1483 01:52:45,723 --> 01:52:47,918 - Excuse me, what time does it begin? - What? 1484 01:52:48,123 --> 01:52:51,479 - The concert. - What do you mean? - What? 1485 01:52:51,963 --> 01:52:53,635 Be quiet, please! 1486 01:52:57,083 --> 01:52:59,722 - What did he say? - "Be quiet, please." 1487 01:52:59,843 --> 01:53:02,721 - Is he crazy? - Tacet! 1488 01:53:03,123 --> 01:53:06,672 - Excuse me, what did you say? - "Tacet" means silence. 1489 01:53:06,763 --> 01:53:09,072 Few people know that tacet is in the score. 1490 01:53:10,123 --> 01:53:11,954 Tacet is in the sheet music! 1491 01:53:15,803 --> 01:53:19,159 - I didn't understand. What did she say? - Shut up! - Shut up? 1492 01:53:22,503 --> 01:53:23,461 Okay, okay... 1493 01:53:23,763 --> 01:53:26,016 Augusta, we'd better be quiet, otherwise we'll be thrown out. 1494 01:53:26,017 --> 01:53:27,117 Maybe so... 1495 01:54:08,923 --> 01:54:11,881 The concert must be over. 1496 01:54:43,603 --> 01:54:46,163 - Sit down! The concert isn't finished! - It isn't? 1497 01:54:46,283 --> 01:54:49,195 Where are you going? Sit down! The concert isn't over! 1498 01:54:57,643 --> 01:55:00,476 Don't people clap when it's finished? 1499 01:55:18,163 --> 01:55:20,233 Sit down! Don't embarass me! 1500 01:57:29,883 --> 01:57:32,841 - Are you sleeping? - I can't take it anymore. 1501 01:57:33,683 --> 01:57:37,437 - Make the sacrifice! - Oh, I am ... 1502 01:57:53,043 --> 01:57:56,877 Yes, we just got back from the concert. It was a beautiful program. Thank you. 1503 01:57:57,163 --> 01:58:00,599 - Good! - We've been following the itinerary you prepared. 1504 01:58:00,683 --> 01:58:04,562 Your mother's feet are swollen, and I feel a bit dizzy. 1505 01:58:05,043 --> 01:58:07,398 You know I went off the road with the car? 1506 01:58:07,483 --> 01:58:09,678 - Was anyone injured? - No, we were just a little scared. 1507 01:58:09,763 --> 01:58:12,482 - And the cure? - We're over here at Montecatini. 1508 01:58:12,843 --> 01:58:16,438 We're completely empty ... just full of air. 1509 01:58:16,643 --> 01:58:21,398 Therefore, if we were to eat a plate of spaghetti with tomato sauce, a sausage ... 1510 01:58:21,483 --> 01:58:22,632 - Papà! - No, eh? 1511 01:58:22,723 --> 01:58:24,714 Your mother almost fainted during the concert. 1512 01:58:25,563 --> 01:58:29,238 My God, it wasn't just the hunger! It was also the music that they played. 1513 01:58:29,403 --> 01:58:31,359 Or rather, for music which they didn't play. 1514 01:58:31,443 --> 01:58:32,432 Don't criticize, papà! 1515 01:58:32,523 --> 01:58:35,242 For centuries music has been expressed in the traditional way. 1516 01:58:35,323 --> 01:58:37,962 Now our generation is inventing new means of expression! 1517 01:58:38,043 --> 01:58:40,603 You may not understood it today, but one day you'll understand! 1518 01:58:40,683 --> 01:58:43,834 Don't get mad. You're right. It was beautiful music. 1519 01:58:44,203 --> 01:58:46,034 Maybe one day we'll learn to appreciate it. 1520 01:58:46,123 --> 01:58:49,399 Your mother sends her greetings. She's at the window getting some fresh air! 1521 01:58:49,483 --> 01:58:52,680 - Have fun! - Yes, goodbye son! See you at home! 1522 01:58:56,043 --> 01:58:57,840 Ah well... what can you do? 1523 01:59:01,443 --> 01:59:02,398 What is it... ? 1524 01:59:02,483 --> 01:59:05,361 - What? He's pretty well pissed! - What did he say? 1525 01:59:05,443 --> 01:59:07,593 He wants to weigh us again when we get home. 1526 01:59:08,923 --> 01:59:14,953 - Look down there! - I've been watching! 1527 01:59:15,083 --> 01:59:18,917 Look at what they're having! Whiskey, champagne ... 1528 01:59:19,123 --> 01:59:21,398 - Gelati, spumoni, trifle ... 1529 01:59:21,483 --> 01:59:25,271 - Cream puffs ... - Chocolate balls in cream ... 1530 01:59:25,363 --> 01:59:29,675 Let's go to bed, Augusta, otherwise I'll jump out the window. 1531 01:59:29,763 --> 01:59:31,276 - And I won't? - Let's go... 1532 01:59:39,323 --> 01:59:42,759 Did you know the group that played at the Salzburg Festival tonight? 1533 01:59:42,843 --> 01:59:46,119 - Was it contemporary music? - No. 1534 01:59:46,203 --> 01:59:49,036 - It was directed by Von Tobel. - Oh... you were there? 1535 01:59:50,523 --> 01:59:51,592 Quiet... listen! 1536 01:59:54,763 --> 01:59:57,835 - From the tone I'd say it was Kagel! - You think so? 1537 01:59:59,163 --> 02:00:03,759 - No, it's Stockhausen! - Stockhausen? - Yes, that's him! 1538 02:00:04,123 --> 02:00:08,913 - No, it's Kagel! - You're right, it is Kagel. 1539 02:00:09,283 --> 02:00:11,877 Stockhausen or Kagel, the tone is the same. 1540 02:01:10,963 --> 02:01:12,797 I have three children that go to school also. 1541 02:01:12,883 --> 02:01:14,282 In the morning I have to row ... 1542 02:01:14,363 --> 02:01:16,877 ... then my wife and I wash the floors of the Palazzo Ducale. 1543 02:01:17,123 --> 02:01:19,432 What can we do? We just take it in the ass! 1544 02:01:19,683 --> 02:01:23,073 But we take a lot of pride in our children. 1545 02:01:23,163 --> 02:01:27,122 - Yes, we have three scientists. - We owe it to them that we're here in Venice. 1546 02:01:27,203 --> 02:01:30,752 - Next we're going to the art festival! - It's an intelligent holiday. 1547 02:01:30,843 --> 02:01:32,196 Yes, very nice. 1548 02:01:52,443 --> 02:01:54,081 Enjoy your stay! Goodbye, my friends! 1549 02:01:54,443 --> 02:01:56,081 - Thank you! - Thank you, "vecio"! 1550 02:01:56,803 --> 02:01:58,998 Where did you learn Venetian? 1551 02:01:59,203 --> 02:02:02,718 - Enrichetta's father is Venetian. - Really? I didn't know that. 1552 02:02:03,443 --> 02:02:08,722 - Look! B78. What does it mean? - Bona. - Bona? 1553 02:02:08,723 --> 02:02:10,303 "From Nature to Art From Art to Nature" 1554 02:02:10,483 --> 02:02:14,442 This structure is 8 meters x 8 meters x 1.2 meters, cast in cement. 1555 02:02:14,603 --> 02:02:16,673 This giant sculpture by Staccioli is ... 1556 02:02:16,763 --> 02:02:20,551 ... a departure from the usual institutional vision of the lagoon of Venice ... 1557 02:02:20,643 --> 02:02:23,555 ... to first furnish and then overtake ... 1558 02:02:23,683 --> 02:02:27,471 - What is he saying? - Can I explain that? He's saying ... 1559 02:02:28,443 --> 02:02:30,399 .... things that we can't understand. 1560 02:02:30,923 --> 02:02:33,756 - Do you want an apple? - No... put that away! 1561 02:02:33,923 --> 02:02:36,153 We don't want everyone looking at us! 1562 02:02:37,803 --> 02:02:40,192 - What are they? - Funnels. Can't you see? 1563 02:02:41,083 --> 02:02:43,916 That's what I'd do with them if I was tidying up the kitchen. 1564 02:02:44,803 --> 02:02:46,555 But who the hell does the cooking? 1565 02:02:47,043 --> 02:02:52,197 Augusta! This is a sculpture! We're at an art festival! It's just a nice arrangement! 1566 02:02:54,163 --> 02:02:57,473 - Be careful where you put your feet! - Who are they? 1567 02:02:57,763 --> 02:03:01,551 - Are they injured? - Was there no other place to put them? 1568 02:03:01,683 --> 02:03:04,117 There must not have been if they left them out here. 1569 02:03:04,723 --> 02:03:08,477 - Look at that giant! - Are those trees growing on him? 1570 02:03:08,603 --> 02:03:12,676 That's why they keep the giants out here. Their children will grow up in those trees! 1571 02:03:12,763 --> 02:03:16,153 It puts out roots, as if to draw in life-giving nutrients ... 1572 02:03:17,003 --> 02:03:21,042 ... and ensure the continued survival of both nature and humanity. 1573 02:03:26,803 --> 02:03:30,478 - There isn't shit to see in here, Remo! - I'm afraid not. 1574 02:03:32,683 --> 02:03:34,036 Let's look over here! 1575 02:04:20,483 --> 02:04:21,472 What is it? 1576 02:04:22,243 --> 02:04:23,198 What is it? 1577 02:04:23,843 --> 02:04:27,358 - It's... a ... - They're sunglasses! 1578 02:04:28,083 --> 02:04:30,677 - Yes. - So what? What's it supposed to mean? 1579 02:04:31,403 --> 02:04:35,681 Don't ask me anything else, Augusta! Come on, let's go! 1580 02:04:36,882 --> 02:04:38,982 "A little bit of art" 1581 02:04:39,203 --> 02:04:41,114 We are still in the Italian section. 1582 02:04:41,363 --> 02:04:45,675 Here Gianni Emilio Simonetti has presented us with his piece called ... 1583 02:04:45,763 --> 02:04:49,961 - ... "Still life with leaves and flags." Please. - What? 1584 02:04:50,123 --> 02:04:52,478 - Step up. - May we go up? Thank you. 1585 02:04:52,563 --> 02:04:54,394 After you, Augusta! Thank you, professor! 1586 02:04:54,483 --> 02:04:58,556 As you can see, the artist has nearly filled the space to the brim ... 1587 02:04:58,643 --> 02:05:01,840 ... with dried leaves and red flags ... 1588 02:05:01,923 --> 02:05:07,475 ... allowing him to trace the the thread of memories ... 1589 02:05:07,563 --> 02:05:10,600 ... and nostalgic thoughts. Please... excuse me. 1590 02:05:11,203 --> 02:05:12,716 - What should we do? - Come back down. 1591 02:05:12,803 --> 02:05:14,680 - Ah! - So, the others may see. 1592 02:05:14,763 --> 02:05:17,596 - The others must see that! - See crap! 1593 02:05:17,683 --> 02:05:22,313 - Excuse me. - The artist, by using the crudest of art materials ... 1594 02:05:22,483 --> 02:05:25,043 ... exposes nature itself rather than trying to reproduce it. 1595 02:05:26,323 --> 02:05:28,996 - But this is a barn! - A barn? 1596 02:05:30,323 --> 02:05:31,802 Is this how we came in? 1597 02:05:32,083 --> 02:05:34,438 Sorry. We're in the wrong place. This is a barn. 1598 02:05:34,523 --> 02:05:38,402 - Not at all! It's an Israeli work of art. - A work of art! 1599 02:05:38,483 --> 02:05:40,474 He said, "It's an Israeli work of art." 1600 02:05:40,683 --> 02:05:43,197 It's nature itself, not its likeness ... 1601 02:05:43,283 --> 02:05:45,478 ... seen in the solidity of living animals. 1602 02:05:46,203 --> 02:05:50,799 - What did he say it was? These are sheep! - I think not. - These are living sheep. 1603 02:05:51,403 --> 02:05:54,679 The artist has placed his mark on them ... 1604 02:05:54,923 --> 02:05:56,561 ... a splash of bright color. 1605 02:05:56,803 --> 02:06:00,398 The spirit of the sheep enters and occupies this space ... 1606 02:06:00,483 --> 02:06:03,156 - So, they are sheep! - ... and is transformed into a flock ... 1607 02:06:03,243 --> 02:06:07,953 ... by forcing their passage between the fences. The straw, the hay ... 1608 02:06:08,043 --> 02:06:12,275 ... create a real flock of sheep. - They are living sculptures! 1609 02:06:12,363 --> 02:06:16,038 Did you hear the professor? If you'd asked me, I wouldn't have known. 1610 02:06:16,363 --> 02:06:19,036 It's the first time I've been to the art festival ... 1611 02:06:19,123 --> 02:06:22,798 ... and I had no idea what live sheep might actually be. 1612 02:06:22,883 --> 02:06:25,443 I told my wife, "I'm a living sculpture." 1613 02:06:26,043 --> 02:06:29,001 They aren't sculptures, they're sheep and nothing more! 1614 02:06:29,243 --> 02:06:34,363 The sheep are brought to life by the intervention of the artist ... 1615 02:06:34,443 --> 02:06:38,800 - ... in this confined space ... - Don't look at me, look at him! 1616 02:06:38,883 --> 02:06:42,876 - He's the one telling you about the sheep! - ... where an entire flock ... 1617 02:06:42,963 --> 02:06:47,479 ... has been reproduced as natural living sheep in this space. 1618 02:06:47,803 --> 02:06:51,591 Our journey through the artistic expressions of this century now... 1619 02:06:51,683 --> 02:06:58,998 ... leads us to the section devoted to the nature of anti-nature ... 1620 02:06:59,243 --> 02:07:02,997 ... in a working environment typical of the Engish artist, Richard Long ... 1621 02:07:03,323 --> 02:07:09,592 ... whose rustic artwork is based on megalithic lunar landscapes ... 1622 02:07:10,403 --> 02:07:14,794 ... with mysterious spirals depicted by a succession of stones ... 1623 02:07:14,883 --> 02:07:17,351 ... set in a concentric pattern. 1624 02:07:19,043 --> 02:07:20,476 - Here ... - There are 73! 1625 02:07:22,123 --> 02:07:24,000 - Very good. - The woman is amazing! 1626 02:07:24,083 --> 02:07:27,155 We're fruit people. She counts everything. She doesn't care about anything else! 1627 02:07:27,243 --> 02:07:29,996 You want to know how I counted them? I noticed there were six rings! 1628 02:07:30,083 --> 02:07:34,793 - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6... - Please... stop counting. 1629 02:07:34,963 --> 02:07:36,032 We can't count them? 1630 02:07:36,523 --> 02:07:39,674 This is a somewhat shocking presentation by John De Andrea. 1631 02:07:39,883 --> 02:07:45,560 It's a polyester mold made from a young woman ... 1632 02:07:45,763 --> 02:07:49,597 ... whose vivacity is accentuated by the meticulous ... 1633 02:07:49,963 --> 02:07:52,796 ... use of real human hair, and this real carpet. 1634 02:07:53,603 --> 02:07:57,278 It's use of realism transcends the merely provocative ... 1635 02:07:57,363 --> 02:08:00,161 - Where are you going? Leave her alone! - But she isn't real! 1636 02:08:00,363 --> 02:08:02,240 Real or fake, she's still a slut! 1637 02:08:04,963 --> 02:08:07,955 At this point, the exhibit moves to the out of doors ... 1638 02:08:08,043 --> 02:08:13,037 ... with a work by Simons, employing a break in the wall to capture the landscape. 1639 02:08:13,283 --> 02:08:17,242 - This disconcerting piece ... - Come on! Here's someone saying his rosary! 1640 02:08:17,363 --> 02:08:21,481 Sorry! Our mistake. We went out and couldn't find the way back in. 1641 02:08:21,563 --> 02:08:24,919 - Surrounding the landscape ... - We'd like to get back in. Where should we go? 1642 02:08:25,003 --> 02:08:26,800 Come on. I don't think he knows. 1643 02:08:26,883 --> 02:08:30,000 ... is this fantastic fairy tale world created in clay. 1644 02:08:30,563 --> 02:08:31,996 As you can see ... 1645 02:08:32,283 --> 02:08:34,638 How did we end up down there, Remo? 1646 02:08:34,803 --> 02:08:38,762 I'm not sure? I asked for the ladies' bathroom and she told me: "Down there." 1647 02:08:39,283 --> 02:08:41,274 Fuck her, she sent us into a well! 1648 02:08:42,643 --> 02:08:45,601 Franco Summa's, "Within Four Ancient Walls" ... 1649 02:08:45,843 --> 02:08:50,439 ... is a reminder of a once fabulous palace, with brightly colored garments ... 1650 02:08:50,523 --> 02:08:51,956 ... kept in its shaded recesses. 1651 02:08:52,043 --> 02:08:55,433 - Let's catch our breath! - Hey, what are you two doing? 1652 02:08:55,643 --> 02:08:59,431 - You can't lean against the sculpture! - She's not. My wife is leaning on the wall. 1653 02:08:59,523 --> 02:09:02,435 - There's the sculpture. - All of this is this sculpture! 1654 02:09:02,523 --> 02:09:05,993 - Ah, so all of this is the artwork? - That doesn't belong here! Take your hat... 1655 02:09:06,083 --> 02:09:09,519 We've been on our feet since this morning. We didn't know this was the sculpture. 1656 02:09:09,603 --> 02:09:11,639 All of this is the artwork. Got that? Don't touch it! 1657 02:09:12,483 --> 02:09:17,955 The breeze blows the leaves over the chair, which represents ... 1658 02:09:18,043 --> 02:09:22,002 - How are you feeling? - I'm thirsty, hungry, my feet are swollen ... 1659 02:09:22,083 --> 02:09:25,632 - There must be someplace here to get a coffee! - And a sweet roll! 1660 02:09:25,723 --> 02:09:29,511 Whatever you want. At least we can sit! Wait! 1661 02:09:30,403 --> 02:09:34,282 See, there's a nice chair! Sit here. I'll go get you a drink. 1662 02:09:34,403 --> 02:09:35,882 - And something to eat! - Of course! 1663 02:09:37,443 --> 02:09:40,674 Get some pagnottella, a cold beer, whatever you can find ... 1664 02:09:40,763 --> 02:09:43,835 Yes, whatever they have, I'll get it! Now don't move! 1665 02:09:44,003 --> 02:09:45,516 - Where would I go? - Will you be okay? 1666 02:09:45,603 --> 02:09:48,322 - Yes, it's nice and cool here. - I'll be right back. 1667 02:10:06,123 --> 02:10:09,399 Excuse me, is there a cafeteria, a bar, where I can some food and drinks? 1668 02:10:09,483 --> 02:10:12,043 Yes, go straight down that way and then turn right. 1669 02:10:12,683 --> 02:10:15,038 - I didn't understand that. - Go outside using the door on the right. 1670 02:10:15,123 --> 02:10:19,036 Ah, out the door! "Straight across." But how do I get there? 1671 02:10:31,683 --> 02:10:35,198 The multi-colored forms ... What's this? 1672 02:10:35,483 --> 02:10:39,396 "Chair with a body lying on it". Is this a living sculpture? 1673 02:10:39,523 --> 02:10:43,198 It's an original artwork, my dear. You can buy it for 18 million. 1674 02:10:44,123 --> 02:10:46,159 - I find it to be very beautiful. - Did you watch the body? 1675 02:10:46,243 --> 02:10:50,634 It looks like a large ball that sinks down and then rises up ... 1676 02:10:50,723 --> 02:10:53,283 ... as if driven by a wind that is moving the ball. 1677 02:10:53,483 --> 02:10:57,112 Augusta! They didn't have anything to eat. Just soft drinks. 1678 02:10:57,203 --> 02:11:01,162 - Drink it! It's cold! - Son of a bitch! Who are these people? 1679 02:11:01,243 --> 02:11:03,040 - Who? - The ones taking my picture! 1680 02:11:03,723 --> 02:11:05,918 This is my wife! Why are you taking her picture? 1681 02:11:06,003 --> 02:11:08,642 - Why didn't you say something? - What was I supposed to say? 1682 02:11:08,723 --> 02:11:10,042 She's not a statue! 1683 02:11:10,483 --> 02:11:14,032 - Not like that naked woman! - I wanted to buy her for 18 million. 1684 02:11:14,123 --> 02:11:17,240 18 million? Isn't that a bit too much? 1685 02:11:25,923 --> 02:11:26,912 Augusta! 1686 02:11:31,363 --> 02:11:33,160 Glu-glu! Pigeons! 1687 02:11:33,723 --> 02:11:34,758 Here you are! 1688 02:11:34,963 --> 02:11:38,558 I'm hungry enough to eat them! For a snack! 1689 02:11:38,883 --> 02:11:41,602 - So, what did you get? - A bit of everything: 1690 02:11:41,883 --> 02:11:45,114 ... prosciutto, salame, mortadella, parmigiano, pecorino, provolone ... 1691 02:11:45,203 --> 02:11:48,798 ...alici, tonno, cipolline and carciofini. A bag of sweet olives ... 1692 02:11:48,883 --> 02:11:51,556 ... and two cold beers cool! Shall we? - Bravo! 1693 02:11:54,763 --> 02:11:55,798 Hold this! 1694 02:11:56,403 --> 02:11:58,553 - Take this sandwich! - I've got it! 1695 02:12:06,163 --> 02:12:07,118 Look, Augusta! 1696 02:12:08,003 --> 02:12:09,595 Look at all this! 1697 02:12:10,123 --> 02:12:13,593 A front row seat to the finest scenery ... 1698 02:12:14,603 --> 02:12:17,675 Anything but that art festival! Bon appetite, Remo! 1699 02:12:17,763 --> 02:12:19,162 Same to you, Augusta! 1700 02:12:25,243 --> 02:12:29,282 I'll see you when I get back from Venice. I promise you. 1701 02:12:31,523 --> 02:12:32,956 Isn't that Pasquina? 1702 02:12:34,163 --> 02:12:37,200 It's her. Is there anywhere we can hide? 1703 02:12:37,443 --> 02:12:40,355 - It looks like we've been caught! - So what should we do? 1704 02:12:40,963 --> 02:12:43,841 Let's pretend that we're feeding the pigeons. 1705 02:12:45,483 --> 02:12:49,192 Perhaps it's better we leave tonight. 1706 02:12:50,163 --> 02:12:54,554 - It would be better for you, sweetheart. - Yes, that's right. 1707 02:12:59,283 --> 02:13:00,352 Pasquina! 1708 02:13:01,203 --> 02:13:02,955 Come on, let's go! 1709 02:13:03,963 --> 02:13:06,557 - Have I shown you the church, Kabir? - Where is she going? 1710 02:13:10,283 --> 02:13:11,636 She's leaving. 1711 02:13:15,003 --> 02:13:18,882 We spent half a day at that art festival looking at sheep and white walls ... 1712 02:13:20,203 --> 02:13:22,717 - Little whore! - While we're dying from fatigue. 1713 02:13:22,803 --> 02:13:24,759 She didn't come here to see us. 1714 02:13:25,163 --> 02:13:27,916 She just came to bust my balls about what I was eating! 1715 02:13:28,003 --> 02:13:30,563 - She didn't even say hello. - No, she was ashamed. 1716 02:13:32,523 --> 02:13:35,959 I'm afraid to go home. I don't want to see what they've done. 1717 02:13:37,563 --> 02:13:39,394 - So what will you do? - Run away. 1718 02:13:40,483 --> 02:13:43,316 - Why? - I want revenge. 1719 02:13:45,763 --> 02:13:48,231 I want revenge, too... but my way! 1720 02:13:48,363 --> 02:13:51,400 - Give me that sandwich! You don't need it any more! Come on! 1721 02:13:55,203 --> 02:13:57,717 The roast pork is ready now. 1722 02:13:57,803 --> 02:14:01,352 Thank you, but we've had enough of the pork loin. Now we'd like some ... 1723 02:14:01,443 --> 02:14:04,082 ... bean stew with sausages! - And pork trimmings! 1724 02:14:04,163 --> 02:14:07,917 - While we're waiting for the baked pasta. - The pappardelle are ready. 1725 02:14:08,683 --> 02:14:10,435 What do you say? Is the menu okay with you, my dear? 1726 02:14:11,363 --> 02:14:13,354 - Good! Thank you, my dear! - Please, my love! 1727 02:14:13,723 --> 02:14:18,035 Giovanni! Another prosciutto with black olives for the Princess of Aragon! 1728 02:14:18,123 --> 02:14:21,274 - I've already prepared four. - Well then, today you'll make five! 1729 02:14:21,363 --> 02:14:23,957 It's nothing to me. I'm not the one who has to eat it. 1730 02:14:24,123 --> 02:14:27,320 Giovanni! Give me two panfried pork chops with gravy. 1731 02:14:27,403 --> 02:14:30,259 Make me two double pappardelle with extra rabbit gravy! 1732 02:14:30,260 --> 02:14:31,760 Is this all for that same couple? 1733 02:14:31,761 --> 02:14:34,472 They've been eating for two hours. They must be stuffed. 1734 02:14:34,563 --> 02:14:35,518 They eat too much! 1735 02:14:37,763 --> 02:14:40,914 - Are those people behind me royalty? - Yes... princes and princesses. 1736 02:14:41,763 --> 02:14:44,152 Good morning, your highnesses. But I must warn you about the pork loin. 1737 02:14:44,243 --> 02:14:46,882 Good morning, dear. She says don't get the pork loin! 1738 02:14:48,043 --> 02:14:50,599 - Have you seen those two? - They're eating everything! 1739 02:14:50,803 --> 02:14:53,317 - Would you like another serving of beans? - Good! 1740 02:14:53,603 --> 02:14:55,992 - May I offer you another sausage! - Of course! 1741 02:14:56,803 --> 02:14:58,395 - Waiter! - I'm coming! 1742 02:14:59,163 --> 02:15:03,361 - Waiter! I'd like some sausages and beans. - Me too! - Me too! 1743 02:15:03,443 --> 02:15:06,116 - Like theirs! - Four sausages with beans! 1744 02:15:07,523 --> 02:15:11,152 - Sausages? Sausages with beans. - What is that? 1745 02:15:11,643 --> 02:15:13,759 Augusta, have a glass of red wine ... 1746 02:15:13,843 --> 02:15:16,801 ... it's good for your blood pressure! - Thank you. 1747 02:15:17,043 --> 02:15:21,514 Giovanni! 3 sausages with beans, 4 sausage only, and 7 sausages with beans! 1748 02:15:21,603 --> 02:15:24,356 Take it! That's the last plate of beans and sausages. They're all gone! 1749 02:15:24,443 --> 02:15:27,435 Beans, beans ... Farts and beans. 1750 02:15:32,603 --> 02:15:33,513 Excellent! 1751 02:15:33,763 --> 02:15:37,119 The idea of beans and sausages ... divine! 1752 02:15:37,963 --> 02:15:40,841 We have three marvelous children. 1753 02:15:40,923 --> 02:15:44,199 - We sent them to the University. - All three are scientists! 1754 02:15:44,363 --> 02:15:46,035 They are tall, healthy, beautiful! 1755 02:15:46,923 --> 02:15:51,394 A lot like you, at the head of the table, with high standards and valuable skills. 1756 02:15:51,603 --> 02:15:54,834 I appreciate your approval of ... 1757 02:15:54,923 --> 02:15:57,118 ... those of us in the younger generation. 1758 02:15:57,323 --> 02:15:59,120 - Did you hear her, Augusta? - Yes. 1759 02:15:59,243 --> 02:16:03,122 Except her generation is ashamed of us ... 1760 02:16:03,203 --> 02:16:07,879 ... because we are fruit people. - What do you mean, fruit people? 1761 02:16:07,963 --> 02:16:11,273 - Do you admire fruit? - No, no! 1762 02:16:11,363 --> 02:16:13,831 - We're the vendors! - The vendors! 1763 02:16:14,203 --> 02:16:16,637 Yes, vendors ... I think you understand. 1764 02:16:16,843 --> 02:16:19,482 - Excuse me, what are you eating now? - Can't you see? 1765 02:16:19,563 --> 02:16:23,033 I'm eating pappardelle with rabbit gravy. It's the best in the world! 1766 02:16:23,123 --> 02:16:25,079 - The best in the world! - Shall we try that? 1767 02:16:25,563 --> 02:16:28,077 - It's ready! - Here's the pappardelle! 1768 02:16:30,723 --> 02:16:31,951 Beautiful! 1769 02:16:33,283 --> 02:16:35,638 We should raise a monument to those two! 1770 02:16:36,243 --> 02:16:38,757 - They're eating it all! - The royalty! 1771 02:16:40,643 --> 02:16:43,715 How's the pappardelle? A fantastic dish! 1772 02:16:44,403 --> 02:16:46,075 Thanks to the working class! 1773 02:16:46,163 --> 02:16:48,802 - I'll have a Fernet Branca. - Me too! 1774 02:16:49,363 --> 02:16:50,921 Fuck them! 1775 02:16:51,403 --> 02:16:54,634 The truth, Augusta, is that we have three children who are criminals! 1776 02:16:55,003 --> 02:16:57,597 - They always complain that we eat too much. - So what? 1777 02:16:57,683 --> 02:17:01,073 They want us to learn English, but they don't even know what it means to be Italian! 1778 02:17:01,163 --> 02:17:04,235 And Pasquina? Is she also ashamed of the name we've given her? 1779 02:17:04,323 --> 02:17:07,360 - She calls herself Pigi. - Can you imagine if Pigi ... 1780 02:17:07,803 --> 02:17:10,795 ... could see what we're eating now? 1781 02:17:11,443 --> 02:17:13,752 She'd make us live on an empty stomach for three weeks! 1782 02:17:14,083 --> 02:17:19,715 - Could you eat a half portion of pappardelle? - Of course! 1783 02:17:19,963 --> 02:17:23,194 If only to spite those sons of bitches! 1784 02:17:23,283 --> 02:17:26,514 - Waiter! - My wife wants to order something. 1785 02:17:26,603 --> 02:17:28,480 Two more pappardelle with rabbit gravy! 1786 02:17:28,643 --> 02:17:33,194 I don't understand what happened. She just rolled back her eyes and fainted. 1787 02:17:33,403 --> 02:17:36,122 You pumped out her stomach? 1788 02:17:36,203 --> 02:17:39,479 - She'll recover? - I'll recover? 1789 02:17:39,563 --> 02:17:41,838 - Well, this time you'll recover! - Thank goodness! 1790 02:17:41,923 --> 02:17:44,881 But tell me something. What the hell did you have to eat? 1791 02:17:44,963 --> 02:17:47,620 Everything! She ate everything in the restaurant. 1792 02:17:47,621 --> 02:17:49,401 For revenge. For revenge... 1793 02:17:49,403 --> 02:17:50,836 - Yes, it was delicious! - For revenge... revenge! 1794 02:17:52,283 --> 02:17:54,877 - It was delicious! How do you feel? - I'm still hungry. 1795 02:17:54,963 --> 02:17:57,033 I have a feeling that you shouldn't say that here! 1796 02:18:21,483 --> 02:18:24,395 ["Closed for the Holidays"] It seems like yesterday that I put this up. 1797 02:18:26,243 --> 02:18:27,676 The summer is already over! 1798 02:18:29,403 --> 02:18:30,882 We've finished our holiday! 1799 02:18:35,243 --> 02:18:36,437 - Augusta! - Eh? 1800 02:18:36,963 --> 02:18:37,998 Come on! 1801 02:18:38,643 --> 02:18:41,794 I was thanking the Virgin Mary that we survived ... 1802 02:18:41,883 --> 02:18:44,477 ... our intelligent holiday. 1803 02:18:44,803 --> 02:18:48,352 - Survived? You thought you would die? - Not die ... 1804 02:18:48,803 --> 02:18:51,795 ... but I did go to the hospital. - Yes. 1805 02:18:57,323 --> 02:19:01,282 My house, my house, my little girl ... 1806 02:19:01,363 --> 02:19:04,594 ... it feels like a ... a sanctuary - A sanctuary. 1807 02:19:04,803 --> 02:19:08,512 - Maybe because we enjoy our work ... - Vacations tire us out. 1808 02:19:08,643 --> 02:19:10,599 - We arrived, Augusta. - Thank goodness! 1809 02:19:11,603 --> 02:19:13,798 - After you, dear. - Thank you. 1810 02:19:18,803 --> 02:19:21,681 - Whoa... Augusta! - Did you open the wrong door? 1811 02:19:22,003 --> 02:19:25,473 How could I? I opened it with our key! 1812 02:19:25,563 --> 02:19:29,602 - Are you sure this is our home? - I'm sure. 1813 02:19:31,803 --> 02:19:33,282 Oh, no! I'm not so sure. 1814 02:19:34,123 --> 02:19:38,833 It must be our home, because it's the only place our key will work. 1815 02:19:39,843 --> 02:19:40,798 Come in... 1816 02:20:18,203 --> 02:20:20,433 - It's our father... - What are they doing? 1817 02:20:20,603 --> 02:20:22,400 - Standing in the living room! - What are they saying? 1818 02:20:23,203 --> 02:20:24,352 Oh, my God! 1819 02:20:25,243 --> 02:20:27,074 It feels like we're back at the art festival. 1820 02:20:28,563 --> 02:20:31,123 Papà! Mamma! 1821 02:20:32,483 --> 02:20:33,962 - Pasquina! - Bravi! 1822 02:20:35,003 --> 02:20:38,234 You're back home, eh? Mamma, dear. Papà! 1823 02:20:39,403 --> 02:20:42,839 Welcome back, papà! How did it go? Did you enjoy it? 1824 02:20:43,083 --> 02:20:45,278 Your papà loved it! It was fine. 1825 02:20:46,003 --> 02:20:49,075 Your mother and I had a nice trip. 1826 02:20:49,443 --> 02:20:50,842 We rode in a gondola ... 1827 02:20:52,123 --> 02:20:56,275 - We saw you in Venice, you know? - Yes, I saw you. 1828 02:20:56,843 --> 02:20:58,481 Why didn't you speak to us? 1829 02:20:58,923 --> 02:21:01,517 You seemed like two love birds. I didn't want to disturb you. 1830 02:21:02,723 --> 02:21:04,442 - Is that why? - Yes, why else? 1831 02:21:05,283 --> 02:21:08,559 - Augusta, did you hear that? - Of course. I understand. 1832 02:21:08,643 --> 02:21:09,792 - Yes? - Yes! 1833 02:21:10,963 --> 02:21:13,079 Do you need help, Pigi? 1834 02:21:13,163 --> 02:21:17,918 - Come in! Meet papà and mamma! - He's Indian? - Yes, from Calcutta. 1835 02:21:18,003 --> 02:21:19,880 I could tell he was an Indian! 1836 02:21:19,963 --> 02:21:23,478 - Kabir came to Rome to meet you! - Is he a fakir? 1837 02:21:23,843 --> 02:21:27,358 - I'm in joy. Oh, poppy! - Yes, I'm her father. 1838 02:21:27,563 --> 02:21:29,758 He's cooking tonight. He wants it to be a surprise. 1839 02:21:29,843 --> 02:21:31,435 - Really? - Can we come in? 1840 02:21:31,523 --> 02:21:34,993 Come in! Papà and mamma are here! We have to prepare dinner. 1841 02:21:35,203 --> 02:21:38,593 - Here's my little girl! - How are you? 1842 02:21:39,523 --> 02:21:41,957 - Ciao, mamma! How was your trip? - All right. 1843 02:21:42,043 --> 02:21:44,318 What do you think of the house? You like it? 1844 02:21:44,603 --> 02:21:46,002 - Do we like it? - Do we like it? 1845 02:21:46,083 --> 02:21:49,758 May I present Roe Bottle. She did the remodeling plan for the house. 1846 02:21:49,843 --> 02:21:53,722 - Oh, this was your plan? - I removed all that was unnecessary. 1847 02:21:53,843 --> 02:21:55,959 - Unnecessary? She's taken away everything! - Of course! 1848 02:21:56,043 --> 02:21:58,159 I did it to reach a dimension ... 1849 02:21:58,243 --> 02:22:01,713 ... that is both essential and existential. - She's a genius! From the best school! 1850 02:22:01,803 --> 02:22:03,600 Really? This is the best? 1851 02:22:03,763 --> 02:22:06,994 - You've done this to your own home? - No, I had to move out. 1852 02:22:07,203 --> 02:22:09,671 - They don't want to see her anymore. - Oh, no? 1853 02:22:09,843 --> 02:22:13,119 - So you brought me here? - She did us a big favor, papa! 1854 02:22:13,203 --> 02:22:15,478 - I don't know how to thank her. - Did you hear that? 1855 02:22:15,563 --> 02:22:17,121 She did us a big favor! 1856 02:22:17,243 --> 02:22:20,201 - Papà! Mamma! - Here's our little doctor! 1857 02:22:20,283 --> 02:22:22,877 - Big fat mamma! - With a beard! 1858 02:22:23,003 --> 02:22:25,881 - Papa Grufolone! Did you follow your diet? - Just look at me! 1859 02:22:25,963 --> 02:22:28,921 - How do we want us to look? - Well, too bad for you! 1860 02:22:29,003 --> 02:22:30,402 - Look who's here! - Who are they? 1861 02:22:30,483 --> 02:22:32,951 Pasquina met them on her latest trip. 1862 02:22:33,043 --> 02:22:35,796 - He's a Dutch Protestant minister. - Thank you for your hospitality. 1863 02:22:35,883 --> 02:22:38,158 - And he's a globetrotter. - Thank you, Grufolone. 1864 02:22:38,243 --> 02:22:40,632 - They're dining with us tonight. - Yes, do have dinner with us! 1865 02:22:40,723 --> 02:22:43,191 Papà, mamma! Freshen up, dinner will be ready soon! 1866 02:22:43,283 --> 02:22:44,602 Great! Let's go, Augusta! 1867 02:22:44,763 --> 02:22:48,722 If you gentlemen will excuse us, we're going to go freshen up. 1868 02:22:48,803 --> 02:22:51,237 Quickly... our guests are getting hungry! 1869 02:22:51,363 --> 02:22:54,321 Too bad that there isn't an erupting wall! 1870 02:22:54,443 --> 02:22:56,320 We can find one, right? Let's look around! 1871 02:23:06,603 --> 02:23:09,197 - This is our bedroom? - Yes. 1872 02:23:10,123 --> 02:23:13,274 - What the fuck... are those two caskets? - That's my guess. 1873 02:23:14,083 --> 02:23:15,402 Is that the closet? 1874 02:23:17,003 --> 02:23:17,992 Yes. 1875 02:23:18,563 --> 02:23:19,712 That's the dresser. 1876 02:23:20,923 --> 02:23:21,912 Yes. 1877 02:23:22,803 --> 02:23:24,395 And that's my Madonna. 1878 02:23:26,283 --> 02:23:27,318 Yes. 1879 02:23:34,523 --> 02:23:36,673 - What should we say, Augusta? - What should we say, Remo? 1880 02:23:40,043 --> 02:23:41,442 What can we say? 1881 02:23:42,083 --> 02:23:44,233 It would appear that our time is over. 1882 02:23:46,843 --> 02:23:49,880 When the children were young, we taught them how to live. 1883 02:23:51,283 --> 02:23:52,796 Now that they're grown ... 1884 02:23:53,403 --> 02:23:55,439 ... they're teaching us how to live. 1885 02:23:56,483 --> 02:23:58,553 Consider this, we taught our children ... 1886 02:23:58,643 --> 02:24:00,998 ... to look forward, not backward. 1887 02:24:03,243 --> 02:24:07,282 We can't tell them we don't like it. 1888 02:24:07,763 --> 02:24:09,355 It's beautiful, Remo! I do like it! 1889 02:24:10,603 --> 02:24:11,558 Do you mean it? 1890 02:24:12,043 --> 02:24:15,001 - Really? - Yes! 1891 02:24:18,843 --> 02:24:20,242 Mommy... Poppy... 1892 02:24:24,603 --> 02:24:29,074 For myself, I must refer to the latest works of Lawrence ... 1893 02:24:29,243 --> 02:24:32,474 - What is this? - What's this? It's Indian pine nuts. 1894 02:24:32,963 --> 02:24:34,476 - Do you like it? - It's good. 1895 02:24:35,083 --> 02:24:38,473 However, the Vienna school is the foundation of Western culture. 1896 02:24:38,563 --> 02:24:40,679 - For me, culture is a bunch of shit! - Not for me! 1897 02:24:40,763 --> 02:24:42,401 However, I won't argue. I'm going to the kitchen. 1898 02:24:42,483 --> 02:24:46,715 I don't hide that I'm attracted to the works of Russell. 1899 02:24:46,803 --> 02:24:50,398 His contributions are also of interest to the Anglican church. 1900 02:24:50,563 --> 02:24:53,031 You don't see a conflict between religion and science? 1901 02:24:53,123 --> 02:24:57,321 Religion may coexist with science, when the research is disinterested. 1902 02:24:57,403 --> 02:25:01,112 For me, structuralism is uppermost. Indeed, in a capitalist society ... 1903 02:25:01,203 --> 02:25:04,354 ... research is never disinterested. - I agree. 1904 02:25:04,443 --> 02:25:07,515 - Have you lived in the Soviet Union? - No, but the pastor lived there. 1905 02:25:07,603 --> 02:25:09,639 Yes, I lived there for a while. 1906 02:25:11,243 --> 02:25:14,758 Guys! No more discussion! Look what's arrived! 1907 02:25:17,043 --> 02:25:22,356 Kabir learned the art of cooking during our meditations. Here are the results! 1908 02:25:22,443 --> 02:25:24,320 - He cooked that? - Yes. 1909 02:25:24,523 --> 02:25:27,117 That rogue is taking credit for what you taught Pasquina. 1910 02:25:27,203 --> 02:25:28,875 - Is it any good? - Let's taste it! 1911 02:25:28,963 --> 02:25:30,601 - Bravo! - Dig in! 1912 02:25:30,803 --> 02:25:34,352 - Good food! - Ah-ha! That's too much! 1913 02:25:36,363 --> 02:25:37,512 Baked good! 1914 02:25:38,323 --> 02:25:39,756 Good pig! 1915 02:25:44,483 --> 02:25:46,519 - It's about time! - Brava! 1916 02:25:48,163 --> 02:25:50,802 This is the first time I've eatten spaghetti. 1917 02:25:51,123 --> 02:25:53,114 Maccaroni is like a drug for me! 1918 02:25:54,923 --> 02:25:55,673 Over here! 1919 02:26:01,763 --> 02:26:03,754 - None of this is for us. - No? 1920 02:26:09,003 --> 02:26:11,722 Remo, look how the Kraut is eating! 1921 02:26:19,003 --> 02:26:21,039 This is truly exceptional! 1922 02:26:22,563 --> 02:26:24,235 - What's this? - So you won't get dirty. 1923 02:26:24,563 --> 02:26:26,838 What? Look at this! 1924 02:26:27,843 --> 02:26:30,437 - So I won't get dirty! Papa! - Pine nuts aren't dirty! 1925 02:26:30,523 --> 02:26:32,514 Not pine nuts, look what's coming! 1926 02:26:32,963 --> 02:26:35,796 - What's coming? - Look what's coming! 1927 02:26:36,043 --> 02:26:41,720 - Poppy! Mommy! Bon appetite! - You made this especially for us? 1928 02:26:43,243 --> 02:26:45,359 - What about our diets? - Mommy, eat! 1929 02:26:45,443 --> 02:26:48,276 - Look what they brought us to eat! - But aren't we on a diet? 1930 02:26:48,363 --> 02:26:50,638 As your doctor, I forbid you to eat ... 1931 02:26:50,803 --> 02:26:54,113 ... but as your son, I'm afraid to get in the way of the pot! 1932 02:26:54,243 --> 02:26:56,313 - He's kidding? - Of course! Eat up! 1933 02:26:56,403 --> 02:26:59,236 - Augusta, they were kidding! - Food is nothing to joke about! 1934 02:27:05,123 --> 02:27:10,880 Don't you see - they're gradually beginning to eat what we like, Augusta. 1935 02:27:11,163 --> 02:27:14,792 Do you see how they're learning for themselves? They just have to do it on their own. 1936 02:27:14,883 --> 02:27:16,316 See how young people are: 1937 02:27:17,403 --> 02:27:21,601 ... they break, smash, throw out what is old. 1938 02:27:22,283 --> 02:27:26,401 Then they realize for themselves that it was better the way it was before. 1939 02:27:27,723 --> 02:27:28,872 But for now ... 1940 02:27:29,043 --> 02:27:30,192 ... let them vent ... 1941 02:27:30,643 --> 02:27:34,113 ... and it's possible that we'll lose the Madonna, the baby Jesus ...... 1942 02:27:34,203 --> 02:27:35,921 ... the buffet, the credenza ... 1943 02:27:36,963 --> 02:27:41,718 ... the sofa, the chairs, the armchairs, our bed, the dresser. 1944 02:27:43,403 --> 02:27:46,076 - We may even lose the gondola! - Of course! 1945 02:27:46,363 --> 02:27:48,001 But maybe we'll learn to like it! 1946 02:28:08,363 --> 02:28:10,194 Hey, Todarelli! Come on! 1947 02:28:10,563 --> 02:28:12,235 Get up here! 1948 02:28:13,283 --> 02:28:17,037 Where did you go this year? We didn't see you in Ostia. 1949 02:28:17,123 --> 02:28:20,160 This year Augusta and I went on an intelligent holiday. 1950 02:28:20,243 --> 02:28:22,313 - What's that? - What do you mean, what's that? 1951 02:28:22,483 --> 02:28:24,838 Concerts, art festivals, museums... 1952 02:28:24,923 --> 02:28:26,993 You wouldn't understand. You're too ignorant. 1953 02:28:27,083 --> 02:28:28,994 If you can understand it, then surely I can understand it. 1954 02:28:29,083 --> 02:28:31,119 - No! You wouldn't understand! - Why not? 1955 02:28:31,203 --> 02:28:33,842 - You'd have to see it for yourself! - Oh, fuck off! 1956 02:28:33,923 --> 02:28:37,154 You had me scared! I thought you'd become a scientist, too! 1957 02:28:37,243 --> 02:28:41,236 Don't worry, even if all the world became scientists ... 1958 02:28:41,963 --> 02:28:44,193 ... who'd get these crates to the market? 1959 02:28:45,203 --> 02:28:48,354 - However, I can try once in a while. - I may try it myself! 1960 02:28:48,643 --> 02:28:51,680 Hello! We're back! Augusta and I are back! 1961 02:28:54,163 --> 02:28:56,233 - Here! Have a cappuccino! - Hey there! 1962 02:28:56,323 --> 02:28:59,998 Remo, it is true that someone wanted to buy Augusta for 18 million? 1963 02:29:00,083 --> 02:29:03,473 I've had this work of art for 30 years, and never realized she was a masterpiece! 1964 02:29:03,563 --> 02:29:06,316 So if they'd give 18 million for her, how much would they give for me? 1965 02:29:06,403 --> 02:29:08,792 At least 1 billion! Shall I take you there? 1966 02:29:08,883 --> 02:29:11,158 Oh, fuck you! I'll look out for my own neck! 1967 02:29:11,243 --> 02:29:15,202 But next year, I may take my own intelligent holiday! 1968 02:29:15,283 --> 02:29:16,636 Brava! Let us know how it goes! 1969 02:29:17,723 --> 02:29:21,398 - Enrico, you've loaded everything? - Yes, I got it all. - Come on! 1970 02:29:22,803 --> 02:29:23,952 Climb in, Augusta! 1971 02:29:24,323 --> 02:29:27,793 Goodbye, everyone! You should all take an intelligent holiday! 169220

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