Original subtitles

-We've always had a heavenly town.

Really, it's in a munitions factory, so it's closed.

But in the early '90s. they opened it up.

But they closed the factory.

And yet we are not discouraged.

We are my family, my children. My babies.

Hope and support.

Senior Katya. The first assistant.

She was like a stone wall behind her. She had all the qualities of a mother.

-That's it, blow your nose!

-But you're not such a rabid bitch and a bitch.

Phil. Bright head, good hands.

That said, unlike the rest of us smart people know how to dress well.

In short, a genius. He'll go far.

-Halt, you bastard! We'll catch you anyway!

-South.

We made this at a concert Shevchuk's concert right backstage,

so he's not developed for his age.

And a real man.

Hard-working, ambitious, dreams of being a paratrooper.

Christina.

A delicate flower. A homely girl.

Always taking care of everyone.

Vitek. We named him after Victor Tsoi.

He's very fond of animals.

Always dragging them into the house.

Apparently, when he grows up, he's gonna be a veterinarian.

And these are our neighbors, Drone and Oksana, they're renting a couple of rooms from us.

I guess you could say I'm related.

They don't have kids of their own yet.

-Give it to the park!

-But that's all they do, is to make them.

And this is Galya. Oksana's sister.

Her personal happiness She's still only dreaming.

That's our family.

And I'm Gosha Gruzdev, her head.

A mentor, a teacher, an example. and role model.

And though we live modestly,

let our house fall apart. and there are no jobs in town,

but we know how to walk like we still we still have it.

FAST-PACED MUSIC

POLICE CAR SIREN

-Mosers! Garbage!

POLICE CAR HORN SCREAMS

-It's all here. Come on, catch up!

Where are you going, huh? We've been waiting here for an hour!

LAUGHTER Come on, come on!

Come on, come on!

ON THE RADIO: -It's 7:15 in Moscow.

-Gruzdevs, 7:15!

Wake up!

Up.

Rise and shine. 7:15. Where's Christina?

-I'm the first! -You were the first yesterday!

-Then I'll go to the john.

-Hey, Phil!

Phil!

Phil, you're a pain! You're gonna piss in the sink again!

-Oh! They drank all the milk again!

We're lowering the fat to 1%. Oop!

-Damn! -There he goes again.

-Vitek, the Frolovs are having a wake today, and you'll get some food for the package.

-Why me? -You're small, you'll get more than that.

-This time take the porridge or goulash, not candy.

-We need a father's signature.

- "Swearing in class." Oh, it's got words written all over it.

That's a great wrap. -Let me see.

What is this, Vitya? Where did you learn such words?!

-Did I use something wrong Did I use it wrong?

WASHING MACHINE RUMBLE

-(EXCLAIMS) Forgot to pay the light bill to pay!

-Now ask Vitya where he got words like that?

-Don't get me started on you. Yurets, Get the jar, we'll chip in for the light.

-How many? -How many? -20 grand.

Yeah, but they said they'd get it for three.

-500. -650.

-243.

I did the math.

-Totaling almost 2,100.

-Where do we get the rest?

-I'll ask the store for an advance, you get the delivery orders.

-Okay, I'll go. Where's Vitek?

-I'm here, I'm here.

-We're actually buying some money here. Or don't you have any more?

-It's not good, you're already nine years old. You're supposed earn the same as everyone else.

-To teach the others, huh?

-Whose is this? -Well, I found it.

-You know, a find like that... you could end up in jail.

-Scared the hedgehog with his bare ass. Well done, son, you did the right thing.

Next time, get the money out, and throw away the evidence.

-What about it? -It's okay.

Money and a purse are like sex and a woman.

Once you've got the first, you don't have to carry around with the second one.

-Vitek, quick first Gruzdev rule?

-You can't listen to Gosha. -That's my boy!

-Shit. -Go to your room, Gosha.

Why are you all sitting down? Finish your food quickly... and go to school! Hurry up!

FAST-PACED MUSIC SINGING

-Bikers!

-Hey! Give me my bike back, asshole!

-Hi.

Step into this booth, please.

-Hello. -Hello.

-Please, two cokes. And make it quick.

-Certainly.

-would you blow her?

-This one? Only through two... rubber bands!

You never know what you're gonna get from her...

-Your Coke.

-Whoa! -Are you out of your fucking mind?

-Gruzdeva, you're fired! You got it?!

FAST-PACED MUSIC SINGING

-Hey! -Great!

That's my brother, I told you. about him.

I'm here to pick up an order. -Hello.

-There they are.

These are the ones on top.

-Hello.

-Good job, a real helper! I wish I had a son like that!

-Yeah, that's his brother, helping him deliver the orders.

-I'm on it. -Orly!

All right, I'm off. I'll be back in the morning. -Come on.

-Lock it up.

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CALL

FAST-PACED MUSIC

KNOCKING ON THE DOOR

-Hello, your order.

-Please put your shoes in a bag, and put your shoe covers on your feet.

Come this way.

I need to reconcile my purchases. Last time I missed the tuna.

and toilet paper. -And now what?

-Now you're gonna have to wait in the living room to wait in the living room.

With or without tea. -Mm-hmm.

-Hey, not that way. That's handiwork. work, especially my dad's.

If you sit down, it'll fall apart.

-I see. And here I thought you can't do it without plastic pants.

-It's mom's cockroaches, she's scared,

that someone's bringing dirt into the house. -Is it sterile?

-Almost. Hasn't left the house in five years. for five years now.

-Funny. Molysmophobia and agoraphobia all rolled into one.

-How do you do that? It took me two years to memorize those words.

-Well... I'm pretty smart. -Great! I like smart.

You're turning me on. And you, by the way, Are you good at physics?

-A, the induced current arising in a closed conductive circuit,

has a direction in which the magnetic field is blah, blah...

That's bullshit. -Great. Mom! [Laughs]

What's your name? -Phil.

-My name is Julia.

Mom, Phil has agreed to be my physics tutor.

-Wonderful! Julie really needs a tutor in physics.

How much do you charge for a lesson? -Mum, as usual, 500 roubles an hour.

-Ah, well, of course, of course.

-Actually a thousand, but okay.

INTRIGUING MUSIC

-How about some tea?

INTRIGUING MUSIC

Where's Julie?

-I'm going to get my notebook.

-Take a bite. In order to think well, you have to eat a lot of sweets.

-Thank you very much.

INTRIGUING MUSIC

I'll still take money for the lesson.

INTRIGUING MUSIC

-No, Katya, only in this to a parent-teacher conference.

-Why? It's a nice dress.

-So... Come on.

And put on a thong, because an ass like that ♪ you can't let it sit idle ♪

Oh, the light's on! Well done, Vitya. He's growing up to be a real earner.

-Yeah. -Prospector and thief.

BLOWING CANDLES

FAST-PACED MUSIC

WOMEN'S GROWLS

ROUSING MUSIC

-Hey, freak! Hey!

Give me my bag back, bitch!

GLASS CALL

FAST-PACED MUSIC

-Away!

-Aah!

WOMAN'S LAUGHTER

-What are you laughing at?

-You're the only real man.

LAUGHTER

-I'm Dan.

-Oksana. Katya. -It's a pleasure, Dan.

-And me. I feel like.., I've seen you somewhere before. Yes?

-There's no doubt about it, at the club.

I suggest we celebrate, on me.

-Why, you can. -Let's go.

-Can we? Let's go.

-Stop, stop! -We don't let thieves in.

-What?

-What are you, a sleeper? He was just doing he was just doing your job for you,

trying to catch a thief.

-I do my own work now. You got it?

-All right, girls, we'll find another place.

-That's too bad. -Come on.

-Let's go. -Go, go, go.

-Goodbye. -Goodbye.

-Sluts.

BANGING SURVEY

-Run!

-Leh!

LAUGHTER

-Let's go, let's go.

-Get in the car!

-Stop! -Stop!

WASHING MACHINE NOISE

-Great.

-Thank you for your work.

-You're welcome. Why didn't you come in?

-It didn't work out.

-Then let's get it together tomorrow.

I need you to give Stepan the proceeds to give it to Stepan himself.

What happened to the tip, by the way? Did you get it?

-Yeah, a blow job. -Yeah?

-Chumovy, more money for a blow job?

-No, for tutoring.

-A blow job?

-Physics.

-You're yelling?

-Speak to me. Have you ever had a blow job?

-Certainly.

-In the back room?

ON THE VIDEO OF THE WOMAN MOANING

Are you out of your mind? Are you trying to piss off a boar?

-Come on in. Come in, don't be shy.

WOMAN'S LAUGHTER

-Listen, I almost peed my pants when you punched him.

-Did you see how cool it was?

Take off your clothes and come in, sit on the chair.

-Where? -There? -Yeah, yeah.

-your hands are covered in blood.

-Yeah, I knocked my knuckles out. -Oh, let me see.

Now. -Give me something.

-Yeah. Meet my brothers. -Dan.

-Phil.

-Yura.

-Sit down. -Tough men.

-Yeah. -Do keep in mind.

-Ksia, do you have my keys?

Oh, what have you got here?

-Let's meet the hero of the day. He beat up a security guard.

-I got it. -Drone.

-Dan. -Oh, what's with the security guard?

-Do you remember the big guy? -You remember the big guy?

-Really? Bulldozer's stake? Well, you're a dead man.

He just got out, took down three of them.

-Come on, seriously? -Seriously.

-Let's see... -How many of you live here?

-This is my sister. -That's my sister. -That's my sister.

-This is Vitek, also my brother, meet -Dan.

-All right, little ones, back to sleep. -No, no!

-Yeah! Let's go!

-Well, shall we go to bed, Drone?

-But I'm not small. Let me... ...say one last goodbye to the man.

I mean, as long as you're alive. Oh, come on!

All my life I've dreamed of seeing a kamikaze. Here's my luck.

LAUGHTER

-You know what kind of car he has?!

Helik, you know, he's a big deal. who took on Katya.

-He doesn't look like a gangbanger. What's he doing?

-Yeah, financially. -Selling his homeland?

-I won't, I won't, I won't. -Come on, don't make a sound,

do you understand? Do you understand me? -No.

-Is everyone settled in?

-Yeah.

-Tell me the truth...

if I hadn't punched that jerk in the face, would you have paid attention to me?

-Who told you I converted?

-We'll have to turn.

-I can't.

ROMANTIC MUSIC

-You know, all the problems that arise because..,

that people don't seem like the people who they are.

-Will it show in the dark?

-The first time I saw you at the club,

I knew right away you had to be mine.

-Are you even sure that I owe you anything?

-Well, in the sense that I have to do everything to make you mine.

I didn't come up to you the first time, because I was afraid,

maybe you have someone.

Maybe you could send me...

-Didn't that scare you today?

-I got a second chance today.

I'd be a complete idiot if I let him get away.

FAST-PACED MUSIC

WASHING MACHINE RUMBLE

FAST-PACED MUSIC

RUNNING

STONES

GROANS, SCREAMS

WASHING MACHINE RUMBLE

KNOCKING ON THE DOOR

-There's a knock! Dan, open up, I can't.

KNOCKING ON THE DOOR

-Shit. Fucking hell.

WASHING MACHINE RUMBLE

UDAR

KNOCKING ON THE DOOR

О!

Katya! To you, I guess.

-Hi.

-There. Where's he going?

-Well, to the living room, as usual.

-Oh, wait, his pants are all wet wet, and there's a rug in there.

-Well, then, right here... in the kitchen.

-Do you hear that? Bring it in.

-Thank you.

-You're welcome.

We are always working for you.

-Thanks, Tosh.

CROWN

MUSICAL PIECE

-Well, shall I go? -Mm-hmm.

It was nice meeting you.

You're just gonna leave him sleeping on the floor?

-Well, by the time I wake up, he'll be gone.

-Listen, I really have things to do. -Come on, don't make excuses.

-Okay, bye. -Well, bye.

-Blyn.

MUSICAL PIECE

MUSICAL PIECE

-Oh! -What are you doing up?

You have a field trip tomorrow.

Oh, don't tell me, he drank it all away.

-Okay, I'll take a rain check.

-No.

Not the other one.

All right!

Oop!

Well...

-You must be exhausted to think for everyone else.

-Look, if I have to think for everyone to think for everyone, it only means one thing.

that everyone needs me.

-Yes.

You've got the rest of your life's work for the rest of your life.

Good night.

-E, get up.

Dad!

SAD MUSIC

"Thank you, Katya.

What would I do without you anyway?

My treasure..."

SAD MUSIC

Come on, Dad,

I don't mind.

-Hello, everybody!

Hello, gentlemen!

Hello, ladies!

-Gosha, shit!

-It's on the rent. -What rent? -What rent?

-For next month. -You'd better say next year.

-That's a deal. Two more, then. and don't forget the discount.

-What's the discount for?

-The mug was dirty.

-Pigsnatch!

-Halt!

Stop! Look at me!

Look into my eyes! Look me in the eyes!

When I'm not here, you're making eyes you're making eyes at the customers, aren't you?!

Slut!

THERE'S SHOUTING, SWEARING.

INTENSE MUSIC

-What are you, retarded or something?

Are you a complete idiot?

It's not enough that you hooked up with a chick who's old enough to be your mother,

and her husband's a moose. -Salmon!

-You couldn't find a chick your own age to find a chick of your own age?

-I like this one. -You don't fucking like it!

You just miss Lucy. -What?

-Nothing. Do you think I'm only good at physics?

I've also read a lot about psychology I've been reading a lot of stuff.

It's very simple. Your mother abandoned you as a child,

and you're looking for a chick her age. You what? Come here!

FAST-PACED MUSIC

Come here!

FAST-PACED MUSIC

-Hello. -Who let you in?

-Some woman. There's so many of you.

-I don't know, I haven't noticed.

-Well, then I won't be redundant, either. What are you doing tonight?

-Busy. Well, I don't think you'll have shouldn't have any trouble

find yourself another chick and have sex with her.

-You think I only came here to get laid is all I'm here for?

-Didn't even think about it?

-Maybe I've met the girl ¶¶ I may have met the girl of my dreams ¶¶

-Get her off the washing machine and ran away. Nice!

-He didn't run away, he left,

to think about the deep feelings she's brought out in me.

And also the timing of her father's her father showed up.

Here's the aunt who let me in. -It's not an aunt, it's Galya.

She didn't make you feel anything special that didn't make you feel anything at all?

-What do you mean?

-I mean, you go do something else to think about. I have to get out of here.

-Geez, you're a total freak. in the head.

-Who's that?

-This is Phil, Julie's new tutor. I told you.

-Ah, that's the one from the store. Oh, bummer, our daughter is tutoring our daughter in physics

some bellhop.

-Not some, but a very nice, polite boy. I persuaded him

to stay for lunch. By the way, do you want to guess what we're having

for the first one? -Leningrad-style rassolnik?

-No.

-Bouillon with croutons and meatballs? -No.

-Cereal and smoked peas? -No. -No.

If you kiss me, I'll tell you.

-Thank you. I'll be patient somehow. Pour me a plate, then I'll know.

Hey, big boy! -Hello!

-Where's Julka? Did she run away from science again?

Oh, Julia! What are you doing here? coming in here?

I don't get it! I'll kill you!

-Mom, he's gone crazy!

-Ah, I got you, bitch!

You're dead, bitch, okay? You're dead!

That's it, I'm done! My wife's a slut, and my daughter grew up to be one, too.

-Leonid, what are you talking about? You're saying some terrible things.

-If you've got fucking pancakes in front of your eyes... pancakes, it doesn't mean

that I'm supposed to be that idiot.

Don't you understand what you've been paying for

with my dough to that bellhop? -I don't understand anything.

Sit down, let's talk.

-Come on, Mom, there's no need to grovel in front of him ...to humiliate yourself in front of him. Let him go.

-Both women, and both without brains. Let's see how you are without me.

-You're the one with no brains. And you can choke on your dough because my mom's got it...

five times as much. Asshole!

And don't let us see you again.

He was just waiting for an excuse to leave us.

-Shut your mouth, you bastard, you're talking to your father you're talking to your father.

I'll come back for more TV. -Don't bother.

-Well, what happened? -It was nothing.

-Nonsense? Doesn't sound like nonsense. -What's with all the noise and no fighting?

-I'd really like to know, too. to know.

-That's bullshit.

-Let's make way for the nurse of a registered nurse.

So, uh... I don't think there's a fracture, and we're going to treat the abrasions now.

-What kind of a fracture is that? It'll heal quickly.

-Shut up! -We didn't give the unbeaten a word. Yurets, go to Galya,

there's a first-aid kit next to her bed there's a first-aid kit.

And don't wake her up, she's on the night shift tonight.

And bring some cigarettes. -Yes, my captain.

KNOCKING ON THE WINDOW

-So, if there's anything... -Hey!

-I'm not here, and I've never been ever was.

-Did he kill someone? -No. -No, but he seems to know,

they can kill him for.

Who do you want? -I don't care who!

Did you order a washing machine? -No.

-Is the address yours? -Yeah. -Yeah, it's ours.

-Are we gonna do this or not?

-So, what's a burglary without a burglary?

-Oksana sent me, she told me to get me a first aid kit and some cigarettes.

-Ah, well, since Oksana.

Light me one.

-There.

-Okay...

What's up? Dismissed! -Yeah.

And where did this aqua-sikla 900 come from?

-Yeah, I wonder where that came from, too. I thought you said you had money

no spear? -I thought so, too.

-So...

Ooh-la-la. You must be. -Well, it all makes sense now.

-What do you understand?

-Well, for a face like that. ♪ no expense spared ♪

-You know what? Don't be jealous.

-Katya, why don't we have a drink? -Sure.

-Let's wash Ilyich's slippers! -Are you out of your mind?

-Careful, brothers!

PHONE CALL

Hi. Did you work it off yet?

-If you mean your present, I'm not, and I'm not going to.

-I don't get it. -But I get it.

You want to buy me, don't you? Anyway, . So, you can have your washing machine

behind my house. -Yeah? -I think she's still

in your kitchen. Will you say no? -I will.

-Are you sure? -Sure!

-It's just that I got a notification that she was hooked up.

-Okay. You said you had a crush on me two weeks ago.

Come on, what was I wearing? -Okay. Blue dress,

a red belt, loose hair. and long earrings.

And you couldn't care less what was going on around you.

-No one really cared there.

-Yeah, but you weren't trying like some people do. You just...

enjoying the music and dancing like it was the last time in her life.

Hello, Katya!

-In 20 minutes at the station.

FAST-PACED MUSIC

-between a man and a woman. a chemical reaction.

It goes away like... It's love, you know?

FAST-PACED MUSIC

-Sorry?

-It's bearable. -It's okay, it'll get better.

-I'm sorry I snapped at you.

-And I'm sorry I got drunk.

-It's not a big deal! I'm just looking out for you.

Fuck whoever you want-- the young, the old,

but stay away from other people's wives. They'll be right.

-What, do you know from experience?

-No, it's more about other people's daughters.

Although, as you can see, that, too. not safe.

-Na! Heal!

IRONIC MUSIC

-Well, I can't take it anymore.

Do you always live so beautifully?

-You don't like it?

-No, why? That's funny.

It's just not really my thing.

-And tell me that the world is a stranger to you, ♪ we're no match for each other ♪

-Yes. -It's pathetic, but it's true. We're different.

-I'm a boy, you're a girl. I agree. -Okay, forget it.

-Katya, what's wrong with me? -Forget it.

-Okay, I'll answer for you.

You think I'm a major, who thinks

that everything around here can be bought. -Bingo!

-I'm used to getting what I want. Now I want you.

I didn't get it right away, so I decided to whistle at you about my feelings,

to get you into bed, and then dump you.

-Yeah! -Holy shit!

It's not about me, it's about you.

You're worried I'm gonna turn out to be a jerk like everyone else. Is that it?

But you're still drawn to me, and you're afraid,

that you will be treated as a human being,

and not like a dumb bitch.

-You know what? -What?

-Fuck you!

-Sit down!

I didn't finish.

You think I have a very beautiful life.

And you need someone who's simpler, but someone with a lot of life experience.

-I guessed it.

-some ex-con, for example.

-Just so long as he knows how to have fun. -Sorry I wasn't sitting down.

Can I not be ashamed of my upbringing? -Am I to be ashamed of mine?

-Are you done?

-Finished. -Yes, thank you.

Wait for me outside, I'll settle up.

You taking a break? -Just started.

FAST-PACED MUSIC

PHONE CALL

-Yeah?

-The cars I drive, aren't mine.

I steal them first, then I sell them.

TYRES SCREECH

-So, shall we go for a ride?

FAST-PACED MUSIC

-Sounds like everyone's asleep. -Yeah?

-Yeah!

-Dad? -Yes.

-Hi. -Hi.

-It's Dan, but he already knows you. You don't remember that, though.

Mm-hmm.

-Kat, what, are you going?

Thank you for the evening.

-What do you mean, "go"? What do you mean, "go"?

You come to meet a girl's dad and you don't want to have a drink with him?

-Yeah, I'm driving. -Well, that's fine.

Katya, explain to the young man,

where he can go and buy a good drink.

Or do you know where it is?

-Yeah, I know.

-Good job! All right, come on, one wheel there, one wheel there.

SINGING:

Change is demanded by our eyes.

Change our hearts demand...

-You see, back then. I told Vitya.

I went over, I said, "Vitya, listen, Vitya, you're a genius,

you've fallen into the very resonance of our of our era.

I will name my first son after you.

-Why did you name your first son named Phil, huh?

-Your mother loved Phil Collins so much that...

Phil Collins, Phil Collins... Bitch!

She walked out on her kids, her family. Abandoned them all.

If it wasn't for Katya, I wouldn't even I don't know how I would have...

SINGING:

Change demands our eyes...

-Gosha, shit!

You what?

-You're a pain!

You listen to what you want,

but if you decide in the middle of the night to crank the music all the way up,

let it be the kind of music the whole house can party to. О!

SINGING

-Mommy, I'm in Dubai. Mom, Mom, I'm in Dubai.

Mom, I'm in Dubai. Mom, Mom, I'm in Dubai.

Mom, I'm in Dubai. Mom, Mom, I'm in Dubai.

Mom, I'm in Dubai. Mom, Mom, I'm in Dubai.

Mom, I'm in Dubai. Mom, Mom, I'm in Dubai.

Mom, I'm in Dubai. Mom, Mom, I'm in Dubai.

-Your father told me to come to you and even gave me this.

-What unprecedented generosity!

Before you, all my boyfriends got was a kick in the ass.

-Yeah? -So it's not just a condom, it's practically an order.

Maybe we should save it for posterity.

-Well, I guess, considering it's been out of date for a hundred years.

-How long has it been? -Well, about 20 years, for sure.

In the late '80s, Gosha found a box of condoms.

And, by the way, is still using them today.

And that's how we all and that's how we all came into the world.

UPBEAT MUSIC

-Let's go, fellas! -What's going on here?

-Christina said it was her birthday. I rushed out to get some snacks.

-She didn't say that. He's just sucking up.

-I said it would be nice if I had today was my birthday.

-And I didn't get a beer. Stalled.

-Wait, where's the father?

-Hey, you're Gruzdev, aren't you?

-Well, me. What do you want? -You'll find out what I want.

FAST-PACED MUSIC

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