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♪ Oh, you ♪
♪ You ♪
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♪ With those tongue and lips ♪
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♪ Let me taste ♪
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♪ Your bitter kiss ♪
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♪ Oh, you ♪
♪ You ♪
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♪ With those seasoned eyes ♪
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♪ Let me walk ♪
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♪ Inside your smile ♪
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♪ All my nerves are tearing me down ♪
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♪ Won't you just come over here and take away this frown ♪
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♪ 'Cause I can't sleep ♪
♪ Tight ♪
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♪ I don't see ♪
♪ Right ♪
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♪ I won't feel ♪
♪ Right ♪
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♪ Until you're mine ♪
♪ Mine ♪
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♪ I can't sleep ♪
♪ Tight ♪
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♪ I don't see ♪
♪ Right ♪
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♪ I won't feel ♪
♪ Right ♪
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♪ Until you're mine ♪
♪ Mine ♪
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♪ Oh, you ♪
♪ You ♪
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♪ Just walk away ♪
♪ Walk away ♪
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♪ Before I break down and cave ♪
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♪ Oh, you ♪
♪ You ♪
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♪ It's just not fair ♪
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♪ How you kill me with just one stare ♪
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♪ All my nerves are tearing me down ♪
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♪ Won't you just come over here and lick away this frown ♪
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♪ 'Cause I can't sleep ♪
♪ Tight ♪
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♪ I don't see ♪
♪ Right ♪
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♪ I won't feel ♪
♪ Right ♪
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♪ Until you're mine ♪
♪ Mine ♪
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♪ I can't sleep ♪
♪ Tight ♪
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♪ I don't see ♪
♪ Right ♪
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♪ I won't feel ♪
♪ Right ♪
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♪ Until you're mine ♪
♪ Mine ♪
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♪ Can't sleep tight ♪
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♪ Don't see right ♪
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♪ Won't feel fine ♪
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♪ Until you're mine ♪
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♪ Can't sleep tight ♪
♪ Can't sleep tight ♪
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♪ Don't see right ♪
♪ Don't see right ♪
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♪ Won't feel fine ♪
♪ Won't feel fine ♪
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♪ Until you're mine ♪
♪ Until you're mine ♪
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♪ Can't sleep tight ♪
♪ Can't sleep tight ♪
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♪ Don't see right ♪
♪ Don't see right ♪
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♪ Won't feel fine ♪
♪ Won't feel fine ♪
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♪ Until you're mine ♪
♪ Until you're mine ♪
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♪ Can't sleep tight ♪
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♪ Don't see right ♪
♪ Be mine, baby ♪
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♪ Won't feel fine ♪
♪ Be mine, baby ♪
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♪ Until you're mine ♪
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♪ Until you're mine ♪
♪ Can't sleep tight ♪
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♪ Don't see right ♪
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♪ Until you're mine ♪
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When I decided at the last minute
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to take a year off before college,
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I told my mom it was because I had no idea
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what I wanted to do with my life.
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She pretended she didn't want to strangle me.
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But sweetie, that's the whole point of college:
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is to figure out what you want to do,
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to find out what you're good at, to discover your bliss.
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But what if I don't discover it until junior year,
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and it has nothing to do with
the classes I've already taken?
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I'd have to start over.
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Or what if my bliss is something
I don't even need college for?
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I'm not going to lie to you, Katie.
I'm concerned.
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Why? Tons of kids defer.
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You're not tons of kids.
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You're one complicated girl who's been through a lot.
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You need structure.
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Are you saying that college is the only place
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that I can get structure?
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Because if so, Miss Matsuo...
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Katie. I'm serious.
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Here's something.
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Why don't you start a diary.
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Or a blog?
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Why?
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It's a daily time commitment.
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It'll keep your verbal skills sharp.
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And it'll force you to be introspective.
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What a wonderful idea.
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I was just lying to escape her vegan breath.
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At least that's what I thought at the time.
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But I guess not.
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What the fuck?
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Here I am blogging.
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Anyway, I'm going to start by telling you a secret,
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something I've never told anyone.
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The real reason I'm taking a year off is because of a guy,
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an older one.
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A man.
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And he's the most amazing...
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Shit, got to go.
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♪
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♪ You don't know what I'm gonna do ♪
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♪ Or what I see in you ♪
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♪ You're obsessed ♪
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♪ With my little red dress ♪
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Boo!
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♪ But you don't care
if I'm a mess, now do you? ♪
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Boo!
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♪ Do you? ♪
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♪ Do you? ♪
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♪ Do you? ♪
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Boo!
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You're late.
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You noticed.
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Dan and I have one strict rule:
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we don't talk about his girlfriend...
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or my boyfriend.
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Dan teaches film at a really good community college,
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so we only watch serious cinema.
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I feel smarter just being around him.
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One of the best things about my year off
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is that I get to continue my education.
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He never asks for anything in return.
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He just wants me to relax and enjoy it.
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Dad?
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You always hold back in the end.
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I'm sorry.
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It's your loss.
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Have, uh... I got some news.
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I'm, uh, moving closer to campus.
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Why?
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Look at this dump.
It's ridiculous.
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Looks like I'm still in grad school.
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Well, did you already find a place?
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Yeah. It's great.
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And they'll let me move in on the 15th
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Well, where is it?
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It's like a half-hour away.
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We're not going to see each other again.
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Of course we will.
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Come on, don't be so melodramatic.
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No, you're not going to want to come pick me up
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and then drive me to your place,
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and then back to mine a few hours later.
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That's like two hours in the car.
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And someone might see us.
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Come on, you know I'm right.
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If my dad would just buy me that car he promised me,
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then I could...
I could come see you...
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Listen, listen, listen, listen.
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We're going to work it out, okay?
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We'll work it out.
I promise you.
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Come on.
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Shit.
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I'd never touched him before.
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I was always too scared.
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He came so hard.
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He'll definitely call me after he moves.
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So don't you think it's time
to stop loafing and get a job?
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I'm not loafing, I'm blogging.
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Since when?
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Last week.
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What's your blog called?
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Not telling.
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And you won't find out, because I use a fake name
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and I'm changing lots of little details of my life.
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Why?
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Because if there was even a one in googol chance
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of anyone figuring out it was me,
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then I wouldn't tell the truth.
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And what's the point of having a blog
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if you're just going to lie?
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Hey, babe.
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Why do you call her that?
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She's 46.
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What is on the agenda for today, hmm?
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TV? Internet?
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Maybe a good, long nap?
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I'm getting a job.
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The grill or the fryer?
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Ha-ha.
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Neither.
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Something stimulating that pays extremely well.
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This may come as a shock to you, kiddo,
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but the economy is in the toilet.
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There's 20 applicants for every job.
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You underestimate my powers, Earthling.
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Today, a reader sent me one
of those annoying self quizzes,
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which are just a sad excuse to talk about yourself.
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What's your favourite number?
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69.
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Sometimes 96.
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Have you ever kissed someone and regretted it?
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Yes. Tom Lovelace,
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who was 16 when I was 11.
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My fist tongue kiss.
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It felt like a worm.
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♪ I want it all to end ♪
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♪ Being loved by you ♪
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♪ Hold me now ♪
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♪ Make it stop ♪
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♪ The butterflies won't go away ♪
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Do you believe in the horoscope?
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No. Sagittarians never do.
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♪ I am lost ♪
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♪ Make me found ♪
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Stop right there!
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Don't even put it up.
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Have I got the girl for you?
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Is that so?
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Come in.
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What happened to Jonas?
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I bought him out, lock stock and barrel.
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You have so many more books.
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I used to buy my dad
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his birthday and Christmas presents here.
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He's a sports writer.
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Well, he used to be.
Now he just drinks.
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Sam Johnson's Book Shop.
Nice to meet you, Sam.
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No, I'm not Sam.
He died a long time ago.
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Dr. Samuel Johnson wrote the
first great English dictionary.
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Is he your hero?
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Among many.
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Are you a lover of books?
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I could be.
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Glenn Warburg.
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Katie Kampenfelt.
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Three days a week, $12 an hour.
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Wow!
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And it's butt-easy.
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All I have to do is help customers
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while Glenn runs the online business.
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Sweetie, I got to hand it to you, that was fast.
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You did it.
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Yup, I am indeed impressive.
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Does Glenn have a last name?
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Warburg.
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Is he married?
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Why? You think he only hired me
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so he could have sexual intercourse with me?
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It crossed my mind.
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Your moustache is heinous.
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I've only been blogging for 16 days,
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but I already get between 450 and
500 discreet visitors a day.
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The most popular search terms that people use to find me
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are "high school," "college,"
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"blond," "sex," and "oral sex,"
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which means many of you are lonely, disgusting pigs.
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I also know a lot of you are just normal people
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who want to read the true-life
confessions of a tee...
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What?
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It's me.
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Come in.
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Boyfriend invasion.
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Stand by.
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I thought you had band practice.
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Casey had a midterm.
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You know, Wong, I don't know which is worse.
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Watching you eat or watching you at work.
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I'm perfectly able to do anything I want...
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None of you care that I cheat on Rory,
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but for some reason you hate that it's with an older guy
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who has a girlfriend.
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Well, I had no clue about Martina
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until after the third time Dan and I fooled around,
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and I found her birth control in a bathroom drawer.
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By then it was too late.
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I was in it.
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Hold on...
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Oh, God.
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Oh, wow, you're so hot.
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Oh, God, I love you.
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Oh, God. Oh!
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00:14:56,956 --> 00:14:58,990
Oh, God... Ah!
269
00:14:58,992 --> 00:15:00,324
Oh!
270
00:15:06,499 --> 00:15:07,999
I think I just came.
271
00:15:12,005 --> 00:15:14,525
Was I supposed to pull out?
272
00:15:15,508 --> 00:15:17,141
Six o'clock.
273
00:15:17,143 --> 00:15:18,809
Hey, so it is.
274
00:15:18,811 --> 00:15:23,614
$288 cash with a two-dollar bill
for good luck.
275
00:15:25,018 --> 00:15:26,250
Good first week?
276
00:15:26,252 --> 00:15:28,019
Amazing.
277
00:15:28,021 --> 00:15:30,488
And I almost finished Who Has Changed and Who Is Dead.
278
00:15:30,490 --> 00:15:32,189
Thank you for the recommendation.
279
00:15:32,191 --> 00:15:33,758
You're very welcome.
280
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,760
You know, it's the first book I've read since second grade
281
00:15:35,762 --> 00:15:38,429
that was... You know, like,
wasn't for school.
282
00:15:38,431 --> 00:15:41,165
Yeah, that's the way it is these days, I guess.
283
00:15:41,167 --> 00:15:42,333
So sad.
284
00:15:42,335 --> 00:15:43,768
I know.
285
00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:46,570
I can't imagine life without great books.
286
00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:50,307
It's as close to the angels as I get.
287
00:15:50,309 --> 00:15:52,043
What do you mean?
288
00:15:52,045 --> 00:15:56,614
Well, for me, reading is a transcendent experience.
289
00:15:58,284 --> 00:16:00,151
Hmm.
290
00:16:01,988 --> 00:16:04,355
What does that mean, exactly?
291
00:16:04,357 --> 00:16:06,157
What, "transcendence"?
292
00:16:06,159 --> 00:16:09,693
It means beyond the physical realm.
293
00:16:09,695 --> 00:16:12,063
It's a spiritual experience.
294
00:16:12,065 --> 00:16:14,765
I get it from great literature, great paintings,
295
00:16:14,767 --> 00:16:17,168
classical music, all the arts.
296
00:16:17,170 --> 00:16:19,637
What about classical art films,
297
00:16:19,639 --> 00:16:22,206
like Fellini or Buñuel?
298
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:24,141
Sure.
299
00:16:25,445 --> 00:16:26,777
Cool.
300
00:16:26,779 --> 00:16:29,780
♪ I knew it from the start ♪
301
00:16:29,782 --> 00:16:33,350
♪ You would break my heart ♪
302
00:16:33,352 --> 00:16:37,888
♪ But I fell for you ♪
303
00:16:37,890 --> 00:16:41,058
♪ No matter how hard I try ♪
304
00:16:41,060 --> 00:16:45,629
♪ Change what's inside ♪
305
00:16:45,631 --> 00:16:47,264
♪ You are all I need ♪
306
00:16:47,266 --> 00:16:50,034
Dan didn't even call to say goodbye.
307
00:16:50,036 --> 00:16:53,304
♪ You're the fire in my heart ♪
308
00:16:53,306 --> 00:16:57,641
If I don't get a car now, I'll never see him again.
309
00:17:07,987 --> 00:17:11,021
Look at the size
of that blue-gummed dummy.
310
00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:23,067
So, what's up?
311
00:17:23,069 --> 00:17:25,569
Well, it's been really, really hard
312
00:17:25,571 --> 00:17:28,639
ever since all my friends left to go to college.
313
00:17:28,641 --> 00:17:30,040
And I just...
314
00:17:30,042 --> 00:17:31,642
I've been sitting at home all the time.
315
00:17:31,644 --> 00:17:33,144
I have no ride.
316
00:17:33,146 --> 00:17:35,212
I can't get anywhere.
And I'm just...
317
00:17:35,214 --> 00:17:36,847
Tell the witch to buy you a car.
318
00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:38,149
No, she won't do it.
319
00:17:38,151 --> 00:17:39,950
She thinks I'm so much like you,
320
00:17:39,952 --> 00:17:41,619
she thinks I'm just going to drink a bunch of beers
321
00:17:41,621 --> 00:17:42,786
and hit a tree.
322
00:17:42,788 --> 00:17:45,122
Sanctimonious cunt.
323
00:17:45,124 --> 00:17:48,092
If she had her way we'd all be drinking holy water.
324
00:17:48,094 --> 00:17:50,494
Out of the pope's jockstrap.
325
00:17:50,496 --> 00:17:52,163
Did you come up with that?
326
00:17:52,165 --> 00:17:54,298
No, you did.
327
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:56,167
No wonder.
328
00:17:57,537 --> 00:18:00,771
What about peckerhead?
Why can't he squire you around?
329
00:18:00,773 --> 00:18:04,575
Well, because we broke up last night.
330
00:18:04,577 --> 00:18:06,110
How come?
331
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:11,015
He's been pressuring me to, you know,
332
00:18:11,017 --> 00:18:12,583
like, go all the way,
333
00:18:12,585 --> 00:18:15,419
and I'm just not ready yet.
334
00:18:17,290 --> 00:18:21,859
Shit. Must have done
something right.
335
00:18:30,570 --> 00:18:32,369
Daddy...
336
00:18:32,371 --> 00:18:35,739
my whole life, you said you would buy me a car
337
00:18:35,741 --> 00:18:37,908
when I graduated.
338
00:18:38,978 --> 00:18:41,745
Please keep your promise.
339
00:18:41,747 --> 00:18:44,481
Please, Daddy, just this once.
340
00:18:44,483 --> 00:18:46,050
Please.
341
00:18:46,052 --> 00:18:48,953
And you promised me you'd stay my little angel forever.
342
00:18:49,989 --> 00:18:52,089
You'd never grow up.
343
00:18:56,195 --> 00:18:58,062
Now look at you.
344
00:18:59,632 --> 00:19:01,098
Tits and everything.
345
00:19:12,545 --> 00:19:15,346
Hey, uh, Joel Seidler here.
346
00:19:15,348 --> 00:19:18,015
I'm not sure if you remember me.
347
00:19:18,017 --> 00:19:21,385
I'm tall and muscular, and I played football.
348
00:19:21,387 --> 00:19:23,887
No, wait, that's my diametric opposite.
349
00:19:23,889 --> 00:19:27,324
I'm the short, depressed Jew who tutored you in math.
350
00:19:27,326 --> 00:19:30,294
Anyway, I'm a senior at Princeton now,
351
00:19:30,296 --> 00:19:32,296
and I'm taking a semester off.
352
00:19:32,298 --> 00:19:36,467
I heard that you were around.
Call me or text me, whatever.
353
00:19:39,338 --> 00:19:41,505
I'm back, bitch!
354
00:19:45,344 --> 00:19:47,011
Thank God Jade's home
355
00:19:47,013 --> 00:19:48,679
from visiting her grandmother in Greece.
356
00:19:48,681 --> 00:19:52,182
Jade's pretty much my only female friend now.
357
00:19:52,184 --> 00:19:56,387
There was a rumour last year that Jade and I were dykes.
358
00:19:56,389 --> 00:19:57,988
I have no idea why.
359
00:19:57,990 --> 00:20:00,424
I want your tits!
I want your ass!
360
00:20:00,426 --> 00:20:01,925
I want your skin!
361
00:20:01,927 --> 00:20:03,360
I want your ass!
362
00:20:03,362 --> 00:20:04,795
I want your ass!
363
00:20:04,797 --> 00:20:07,331
♪ I'm finding it true ♪
364
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:09,867
♪ When I'm hanging around you ♪
365
00:20:09,869 --> 00:20:13,370
♪ I think it's easy to say ♪
366
00:20:14,507 --> 00:20:16,840
♪ My boyfriend is in junior high ♪
367
00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:19,310
♪ His real age is just one big lie ♪
368
00:20:19,312 --> 00:20:21,245
♪ I wish I would have
known that... ♪
369
00:20:21,247 --> 00:20:23,147
If he lived here, let's face it.
370
00:20:23,149 --> 00:20:26,083
We'd end up hating each other's guts.
371
00:20:26,085 --> 00:20:29,520
This way it stays perfect forever.
372
00:20:31,824 --> 00:20:34,358
You fall in love every time you go on vacation.
373
00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:39,396
I know. I'm a rock star.
374
00:20:39,398 --> 00:20:42,333
I met him like my second day in Corfu.
375
00:20:42,335 --> 00:20:44,601
I told you Dan moved away, right?
376
00:20:44,603 --> 00:20:46,136
Yeah.
377
00:20:46,138 --> 00:20:49,139
He hasn't called me since.
It's humiliating.
378
00:20:51,544 --> 00:20:53,911
You didn't fool around with him, did you?
379
00:20:53,913 --> 00:20:55,546
No! Hello!
380
00:20:55,548 --> 00:20:58,615
He's 32 and he has a girlfriend.
381
00:20:58,617 --> 00:21:02,052
And you have fucking Rory.
382
00:21:02,054 --> 00:21:03,921
♪ Lick my lips ♪
383
00:21:03,923 --> 00:21:05,823
♪ I'm mouthwatering ♪
384
00:21:05,825 --> 00:21:07,591
♪ Take a sip ♪
385
00:21:09,495 --> 00:21:11,295
♪ Pretty please ♪
386
00:21:11,297 --> 00:21:12,963
♪ I'm begging for some honey ♪
387
00:21:12,965 --> 00:21:15,132
♪ Indulge me ♪
388
00:21:16,569 --> 00:21:18,730
♪ Baby, got me going
'Cause you looking so... ♪
389
00:21:20,906 --> 00:21:23,574
I can't believe you're all really out there.
390
00:21:23,576 --> 00:21:26,510
I'm used to only being famous in my own mind.
391
00:21:32,385 --> 00:21:33,450
What are you doing?
392
00:21:33,452 --> 00:21:35,986
Oh, nothing. Just wasting time.
393
00:21:39,058 --> 00:21:40,591
Come with me.
394
00:21:40,593 --> 00:21:41,859
What's wrong?
395
00:21:41,861 --> 00:21:43,260
Just come. Not you.
396
00:21:43,262 --> 00:21:45,329
And put some clothes on.
We have neighbours.
397
00:21:51,036 --> 00:21:53,570
Dad's dead, isn't he?
398
00:22:04,183 --> 00:22:05,883
Bad news, hon.
399
00:22:05,885 --> 00:22:07,985
Your starting salary just didn't
past the smell test with me,
400
00:22:07,987 --> 00:22:11,355
so I had a friend of mine in
law enforcement do some digging.
401
00:22:13,225 --> 00:22:15,025
Is this your boss?
402
00:22:21,233 --> 00:22:22,966
Glenn's a rapist?
403
00:22:22,968 --> 00:22:25,602
Sexual assault's a much broader category.
404
00:22:25,604 --> 00:22:27,504
The particulars can vary,
405
00:22:27,506 --> 00:22:32,142
but, yeah, it's basically sexual contact without consent.
406
00:22:33,646 --> 00:22:36,146
You have to quit your job right away.
407
00:22:36,148 --> 00:22:38,348
What am I supposed to say?
408
00:22:41,086 --> 00:22:43,454
Hmm. Start with this.
409
00:22:44,924 --> 00:22:47,758
My mom's boyfriend has a partner at a really big law firm.
410
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:49,726
She thinks it'll look impressive on my résumé
411
00:22:49,728 --> 00:22:53,597
if I ever want to be an attorney, which I might.
412
00:22:55,067 --> 00:22:56,567
So I really have to quit.
413
00:22:56,569 --> 00:22:58,869
Oh, I'm so disappointed.
414
00:22:58,871 --> 00:23:02,739
So am I, really.
415
00:23:02,741 --> 00:23:06,243
You're a very special girl, Katie, and a joy to be around.
416
00:23:06,245 --> 00:23:07,778
And I'll miss you.
417
00:23:07,780 --> 00:23:10,180
Thanks. You too.
418
00:23:11,884 --> 00:23:13,217
Bye, Glenn.
419
00:23:19,058 --> 00:23:21,258
Do you have some clean underwear?
420
00:23:41,580 --> 00:23:45,816
Please be Dan.
Please, please, please be Dan.
421
00:23:45,818 --> 00:23:47,551
Please be Dan.
422
00:23:49,722 --> 00:23:51,288
Hello?
423
00:23:51,290 --> 00:23:52,856
Catherine?
424
00:23:52,858 --> 00:23:54,725
Katie, actually.
425
00:23:54,727 --> 00:23:56,994
I don't know if you remember me.
426
00:23:56,996 --> 00:23:58,495
My name's Paul Spooner.
427
00:23:58,497 --> 00:24:01,265
I interviewed you for admittance to Tufts.
428
00:24:02,468 --> 00:24:05,536
Oh, no, of course I remember you.
429
00:24:05,538 --> 00:24:06,937
Hello, Paul.
430
00:24:06,939 --> 00:24:10,274
Oh, you know, I got in.
I just decided to defer a year.
431
00:24:10,276 --> 00:24:12,910
I know. That's actually
why I'm calling.
432
00:24:12,912 --> 00:24:16,046
You don't by any chance need a job, do you?
433
00:24:16,048 --> 00:24:20,250
That is so, so weird.
434
00:24:20,252 --> 00:24:22,019
I had one until, like, 10 days ago,
435
00:24:22,021 --> 00:24:23,487
but then I had to quit.
436
00:24:23,489 --> 00:24:26,957
My boss turned out to be a convicted sex offender.
437
00:24:26,959 --> 00:24:28,659
That's terrible.
438
00:24:28,661 --> 00:24:33,297
Well, even more terrible for the gal he sexually offended.
439
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,199
Yeah.
440
00:24:38,904 --> 00:24:41,305
I got a new job!
441
00:24:41,307 --> 00:24:43,807
Hey, can I call you back?
442
00:24:43,809 --> 00:24:44,975
That's wonderful.
443
00:24:44,977 --> 00:24:46,510
What is it? I'm a nanny.
444
00:24:46,512 --> 00:24:51,582
I get paid $12 an hour, and I get the use of a car.
445
00:24:52,651 --> 00:24:54,051
A car! I get a Volvo!
446
00:24:54,053 --> 00:24:55,786
I'm getting a Volvo!
447
00:24:55,788 --> 00:24:56,954
What?
448
00:24:56,956 --> 00:24:58,755
What's with the face?
449
00:24:58,757 --> 00:25:01,124
Well, did you tell him you have no experience?
450
00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:02,693
Of course not.
451
00:25:02,695 --> 00:25:04,061
Honey. What?
452
00:25:04,063 --> 00:25:05,429
What? What?!
453
00:25:05,431 --> 00:25:08,732
Why are you so fucking negative?!
454
00:25:29,154 --> 00:25:31,154
Catherine. Katie.
455
00:25:31,156 --> 00:25:34,124
Oh, my God, you are so cute and tiny.
456
00:25:34,126 --> 00:25:36,293
Come in. I'm Margaret Spooner.
457
00:25:36,295 --> 00:25:39,129
It is a pleasure to meet you.
458
00:25:39,131 --> 00:25:40,831
You are a godsend.
459
00:25:40,833 --> 00:25:42,265
Oh, cool.
460
00:25:42,267 --> 00:25:44,801
You have no idea.
I'll show you around.
461
00:25:44,803 --> 00:25:46,003
This house is amazing.
462
00:25:46,005 --> 00:25:48,605
Oh, thank you.
I'm an interior designer,
463
00:25:48,607 --> 00:25:50,474
so love it.
464
00:25:50,476 --> 00:25:52,843
You just missed Paul.
He works for a big hedge fund,
465
00:25:52,845 --> 00:25:56,580
so he travels all the time, but he'll be back on Friday.
466
00:25:56,582 --> 00:26:00,817
So Paul said that you have some experience with newborns.
467
00:26:00,819 --> 00:26:04,154
Oh, not much, but yeah.
468
00:26:04,156 --> 00:26:07,791
Well, I had zero when Kyle was born.
469
00:26:07,793 --> 00:26:09,126
Okay, you smell that?
470
00:26:09,128 --> 00:26:10,827
That is newborn poop.
471
00:26:10,829 --> 00:26:15,599
Kind of like butter popcorn when
they're nursing, which Kyle is.
472
00:26:16,402 --> 00:26:17,934
Go ahead. Your first lesson.
473
00:26:17,936 --> 00:26:19,736
Pick him up.
474
00:26:19,738 --> 00:26:20,737
Really? Yeah.
475
00:26:20,739 --> 00:26:22,673
Just make sure you cradle his head.
476
00:26:26,845 --> 00:26:28,545
That's it.
477
00:26:30,582 --> 00:26:32,282
You got it.
478
00:26:36,055 --> 00:26:37,688
Hi.
479
00:26:38,924 --> 00:26:40,757
He likes you.
480
00:26:40,759 --> 00:26:42,693
Stop being mad at me for not posting.
481
00:26:42,695 --> 00:26:46,797
I had a very busy week learning
how to take care of a baby.
482
00:27:04,349 --> 00:27:06,149
Hey!
483
00:27:06,151 --> 00:27:09,219
Hey, super nanny Katherine Kampenfelt.
484
00:27:09,221 --> 00:27:10,487
How was your flight?
485
00:27:10,489 --> 00:27:12,756
It was interminable.
Where's Maggie?
486
00:27:12,758 --> 00:27:14,224
Feeding Kyle.
487
00:27:14,226 --> 00:27:16,106
Come on, let's get reacquainted.
488
00:27:19,364 --> 00:27:22,265
So tell me everything.
How was your first week?
489
00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:23,600
It was awesome. Hmm.
490
00:27:23,602 --> 00:27:25,936
Margaret is such a great teacher.
491
00:27:25,938 --> 00:27:27,671
Kyle is such a good baby.
492
00:27:27,673 --> 00:27:29,673
Way more mature than my boyfriend.
493
00:27:30,943 --> 00:27:33,410
I can't tell you how relieved I am this worked out.
494
00:27:33,412 --> 00:27:36,313
Remember how much fun we had at our interview?
495
00:27:37,282 --> 00:27:39,816
Honestly, not really.
496
00:27:39,818 --> 00:27:42,419
I thought Tufts was just my safety school.
497
00:27:42,421 --> 00:27:44,888
Well, that explains why you were so cocky.
498
00:27:44,890 --> 00:27:46,490
Hey.
499
00:27:46,492 --> 00:27:48,125
Hi, sweetie. Hi.
500
00:27:48,127 --> 00:27:50,227
Ow. Oh, sorry.
501
00:27:50,229 --> 00:27:52,295
Your pay.
502
00:27:52,297 --> 00:27:54,798
Yeah, but it's only 3:15.
503
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,334
Oh, um, okay.
504
00:27:57,336 --> 00:27:59,669
Well, I'll see you guys Monday.
505
00:27:59,671 --> 00:28:02,773
Remember when my ass looked like that?
506
00:28:04,109 --> 00:28:05,742
Bye.
507
00:28:07,846 --> 00:28:10,046
Last night was the fifth Friday in a row
508
00:28:10,048 --> 00:28:12,382
that Dan didn't call me.
509
00:28:12,384 --> 00:28:14,351
And since I'm not allowed to call,
510
00:28:14,353 --> 00:28:16,553
text or even e-mail him,
511
00:28:16,555 --> 00:28:18,822
there's nothing I can do.
512
00:28:23,595 --> 00:28:25,896
My grandmother once told me,
513
00:28:25,898 --> 00:28:27,964
"Never make a big decision while you're bleeding,
514
00:28:27,966 --> 00:28:30,567
because there's a pretty good
chance you're nuts."
515
00:28:30,569 --> 00:28:33,470
But I don't care.
516
00:28:38,143 --> 00:28:40,210
I'm tired of waiting.
517
00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:11,975
Hi. Hey.
518
00:29:11,977 --> 00:29:14,344
I have an evil scheme.
519
00:29:14,346 --> 00:29:15,645
My favourite kind.
520
00:29:18,116 --> 00:29:20,784
Oh, God, please answer the phone.
521
00:29:20,786 --> 00:29:23,386
I did not know you were religious.
522
00:29:23,388 --> 00:29:25,155
Only when I'm jonesing for a bonesing.
523
00:29:25,157 --> 00:29:26,623
Hello?
524
00:29:32,598 --> 00:29:34,397
Wrong number.
525
00:29:34,399 --> 00:29:36,733
Okay, what did you just say?
526
00:29:36,735 --> 00:29:38,501
"Where's the clog that we ate yesterday
527
00:29:38,503 --> 00:29:41,671
at the beauty parlour
train station bathroom?"
528
00:29:41,673 --> 00:29:43,039
Genius. Yeah.
529
00:29:43,041 --> 00:29:44,875
Okay, wrong numbers always come in twos, right?
530
00:29:44,877 --> 00:29:46,076
Right.
531
00:29:46,078 --> 00:29:47,577
I have one more chance.
Maybe he'll answer.
532
00:29:47,579 --> 00:29:49,246
Why does he let her answer the phone?
533
00:29:49,248 --> 00:29:51,514
She grabs it. She's this crazy,
jealous French bitch from hell.
534
00:29:51,516 --> 00:29:53,683
That's why I can't contact him.
535
00:29:55,287 --> 00:29:57,087
Hello?
536
00:29:57,089 --> 00:29:59,155
Hey, it's me. Call me when you
get this. It's really important.
537
00:29:59,157 --> 00:30:00,323
Okay, bye. Aah!
538
00:30:00,325 --> 00:30:02,005
Got it!
539
00:30:03,629 --> 00:30:05,269
Okay.
540
00:30:07,232 --> 00:30:08,698
Want to watch some porn?
541
00:30:11,236 --> 00:30:13,203
Bye, Jadey.
542
00:30:33,759 --> 00:30:35,525
Please don't be mad at me.
543
00:30:35,527 --> 00:30:37,227
I'm not.
544
00:30:37,229 --> 00:30:39,729
Martine just ran out
to buy cigarettes. What's up?
545
00:30:45,003 --> 00:30:47,070
I got a car.
546
00:30:47,072 --> 00:30:48,939
A Volvo.
547
00:30:52,778 --> 00:30:54,844
Hello?
548
00:30:56,348 --> 00:30:57,881
Yeah.
549
00:30:59,117 --> 00:31:01,751
I can come see you whenever you want me to.
550
00:31:12,064 --> 00:31:14,698
Remember what I did last time?
551
00:31:17,235 --> 00:31:18,635
How I touched you?
552
00:31:26,211 --> 00:31:28,645
I want to do it again.
553
00:31:28,647 --> 00:31:32,716
But this time with my mouth.
554
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:36,853
Let me.
555
00:31:38,023 --> 00:31:39,556
Please.
556
00:31:41,026 --> 00:31:44,260
Wednesday, I'll text you the address.
557
00:31:49,668 --> 00:31:51,167
Paul made a ton of money today
558
00:31:51,169 --> 00:31:53,803
because he predicted a stock would tank.
559
00:31:53,805 --> 00:31:58,041
He brought home Belgium chocolates and champagne.
560
00:32:02,214 --> 00:32:05,281
All day I was so excited about my date with Dan
561
00:32:05,283 --> 00:32:08,218
my heart felt like it was going to explode.
562
00:32:08,220 --> 00:32:10,620
I loved the whole world.
563
00:32:11,823 --> 00:32:13,723
♪ You're calling me on my phone ♪
564
00:32:13,725 --> 00:32:16,893
♪ It's 2:00 in the morning ♪
565
00:32:20,132 --> 00:32:22,065
♪ Boy, you just ain't the type ♪
566
00:32:22,067 --> 00:32:24,034
♪ That a girl gonna hit once or twice ♪
567
00:32:24,036 --> 00:32:26,936
♪ Gonna send you on a slow jam ♪
568
00:32:30,976 --> 00:32:33,309
- We need protection.
- No. No, we don't.
569
00:32:33,311 --> 00:32:35,712
Are you sure?
570
00:33:07,779 --> 00:33:09,345
Daddy!
571
00:33:19,891 --> 00:33:22,625
Cigarettes? Since when?
572
00:33:23,962 --> 00:33:25,361
Yeah.
573
00:33:26,531 --> 00:33:28,198
It was a mistake.
574
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,166
Oh, come on.
One's not going to kill you.
575
00:33:30,168 --> 00:33:33,036
No, I meant that.
576
00:33:34,072 --> 00:33:35,905
Well, my period just ended.
577
00:33:35,907 --> 00:33:38,708
That's not what I meant.
578
00:33:39,678 --> 00:33:41,010
Is it my age?
579
00:33:41,012 --> 00:33:43,780
You know my birthday's at midnight.
580
00:33:50,455 --> 00:33:52,288
Here's the thing.
581
00:33:53,725 --> 00:33:56,126
I care about you a lot,
582
00:33:56,128 --> 00:33:57,861
but... Okay before you dump me,
583
00:33:57,863 --> 00:33:59,863
let me say something.
584
00:33:59,865 --> 00:34:02,999
Martine treats you like shit
585
00:34:03,001 --> 00:34:04,634
and I think you should dump her
586
00:34:04,636 --> 00:34:06,202
and go out with me instead.
587
00:34:06,204 --> 00:34:08,071
Now I know my age freaks you out,
588
00:34:08,073 --> 00:34:10,540
but we can do it in a really cool, healthy way.
589
00:34:10,542 --> 00:34:12,175
I promise.
590
00:34:12,177 --> 00:34:14,144
I wouldn't have to meet any of your friends,
591
00:34:14,146 --> 00:34:16,613
and I wouldn't make you meet my mom.
592
00:34:16,615 --> 00:34:18,948
We could keep the whole thing a secret.
593
00:34:18,950 --> 00:34:20,950
It would just be us right here,
594
00:34:20,952 --> 00:34:23,686
making love and watching art films.
595
00:34:23,688 --> 00:34:26,489
And then when I go away to college,
596
00:34:26,491 --> 00:34:29,025
we break up really maturely.
597
00:34:30,061 --> 00:34:32,795
Stay friends forever.
It's perfect.
598
00:34:34,299 --> 00:34:36,366
It would be.
599
00:34:37,702 --> 00:34:39,102
Is that a yes?
600
00:34:41,806 --> 00:34:43,473
I can't.
601
00:34:47,112 --> 00:34:48,411
Why?
602
00:34:49,714 --> 00:34:50,980
Martine and I are engaged.
603
00:34:50,982 --> 00:34:54,117
Since the middle of October.
604
00:34:59,257 --> 00:35:02,859
What do you have with her that you don't have with me?
605
00:35:02,861 --> 00:35:04,427
Katie...
606
00:35:04,429 --> 00:35:05,695
Answer the fucking question.
607
00:35:05,697 --> 00:35:06,896
There are just...
608
00:35:06,898 --> 00:35:08,631
There are things that...
That people
609
00:35:08,633 --> 00:35:10,466
close to each other in age share.
610
00:35:10,468 --> 00:35:11,834
Like what? Martine and I
611
00:35:11,836 --> 00:35:13,736
are intellectually compatible.
612
00:35:20,545 --> 00:35:23,513
Why did you have to fuck me before you told me the truth?
613
00:35:23,515 --> 00:35:25,848
You're such a liar!
614
00:35:35,493 --> 00:35:37,360
So is that why you moved?
615
00:35:38,597 --> 00:35:40,763
So you could live together?
616
00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:43,967
She lives here?
617
00:36:04,623 --> 00:36:05,855
Where were you?
618
00:36:05,857 --> 00:36:07,457
What happened to your study group?
619
00:36:07,459 --> 00:36:09,525
It ended an hour ago.
Where were you?
620
00:36:09,527 --> 00:36:10,693
A movie!
621
00:36:10,695 --> 00:36:12,195
Is everything all right?
622
00:36:12,197 --> 00:36:14,464
Have you been crying?
623
00:36:16,901 --> 00:36:19,002
Rory, come down.
624
00:36:19,004 --> 00:36:20,570
What did you see?
625
00:36:20,572 --> 00:36:21,738
What?
626
00:36:21,740 --> 00:36:23,673
The name of the movie, what was it?
627
00:36:23,675 --> 00:36:26,476
Sex With a Paranoid Guy.
It was a comedy.
628
00:36:26,478 --> 00:36:28,344
Now go home, you freak.
629
00:36:28,346 --> 00:36:29,812
Where were you?
630
00:36:29,814 --> 00:36:31,414
Fuck you!
631
00:36:33,084 --> 00:36:34,550
Are you okay?
632
00:36:34,552 --> 00:36:35,752
He was older.
633
00:36:35,754 --> 00:36:37,220
He's a 32-year-old guy,
634
00:36:37,222 --> 00:36:39,522
and I'm madly in love with him, okay?!
635
00:36:39,524 --> 00:36:41,524
Did you have sex with him?
636
00:36:45,864 --> 00:36:48,031
You did.
637
00:36:51,770 --> 00:36:53,936
Hey, hey, hey!
638
00:36:53,938 --> 00:36:55,338
Never hit a girl!
639
00:36:55,340 --> 00:36:57,473
Never hit a girl!
Get the hell out of here!
640
00:36:57,475 --> 00:37:00,343
Get out of here!
You want to go to jail?!
641
00:37:05,116 --> 00:37:07,116
You want to tell me what that was about?
642
00:37:08,953 --> 00:37:12,488
Just go, please.
643
00:37:12,490 --> 00:37:15,558
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
644
00:37:18,263 --> 00:37:19,595
Mark...
645
00:37:23,902 --> 00:37:25,335
thanks.
646
00:37:31,209 --> 00:37:35,078
Turns out they were engaged the whole time.
647
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,513
They moved in together.
648
00:37:39,517 --> 00:37:41,317
I'm such a retard.
649
00:37:41,319 --> 00:37:43,419
Oh, sweetheart,
650
00:37:43,421 --> 00:37:45,521
I wish you would have told me about it sooner.
651
00:37:45,523 --> 00:37:46,723
I could have warned you.
652
00:37:46,725 --> 00:37:48,057
Never get mixed up with someone
653
00:37:48,059 --> 00:37:50,560
if there's a third party involved.
654
00:37:50,562 --> 00:37:52,495
You almost always lose.
655
00:37:54,032 --> 00:37:55,598
You didn't sleep with him, did you?
656
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:56,733
Of course not.
657
00:37:56,735 --> 00:37:58,901
I'm sorry. Had to ask.
658
00:38:03,341 --> 00:38:06,042
Aren't you going to wish me a happy birthday?
659
00:38:06,044 --> 00:38:09,078
Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry.
660
00:38:10,582 --> 00:38:12,315
Happy birthday.
661
00:38:15,086 --> 00:38:18,354
So, what do you want to do to celebrate?
662
00:38:19,524 --> 00:38:21,591
I don't know.
663
00:38:21,593 --> 00:38:24,961
Thank God my name's not really Katie
664
00:38:24,963 --> 00:38:28,431
and I'm 100% invisible to the world,
665
00:38:28,433 --> 00:38:31,934
or I'd be so humiliated by my life right now
666
00:38:31,936 --> 00:38:34,437
I'd probably kill myself.
667
00:38:39,277 --> 00:38:41,744
Do you stay friends with your exes?
668
00:38:41,746 --> 00:38:44,947
Only if they can handle us being platonic.
669
00:38:44,949 --> 00:38:47,083
Hasn't happened yet.
670
00:38:47,085 --> 00:38:49,285
Do you pee in swimming pools?
671
00:38:49,287 --> 00:38:51,888
That's the only place.
672
00:38:51,890 --> 00:38:54,891
What's your favourite thing in your bedroom?
673
00:38:54,893 --> 00:38:56,759
My heart.
674
00:38:56,761 --> 00:39:00,563
What's your least favourite thing in your bedroom?
675
00:39:00,565 --> 00:39:02,231
My heart.
676
00:39:03,535 --> 00:39:06,035
What are you listening to these days?
677
00:39:06,037 --> 00:39:09,372
A voice in my head telling me that something wonderful
678
00:39:09,374 --> 00:39:11,474
is going to happen any minute.
679
00:39:11,476 --> 00:39:12,909
It just has to.
680
00:39:12,911 --> 00:39:15,378
I know the prices are outrageous,
681
00:39:15,380 --> 00:39:16,979
but you just can't beat the organic produce.
682
00:39:16,981 --> 00:39:19,515
Absolutely. The meats are to die for.
Oh, I know.
683
00:39:19,517 --> 00:39:21,217
The other day I got a leg of lamb.
684
00:39:21,219 --> 00:39:22,919
I'm telling you it was this big.
685
00:39:22,921 --> 00:39:24,520
Hang on one second. Is he down?
686
00:39:24,522 --> 00:39:25,721
Yup, boom.
687
00:39:25,723 --> 00:39:26,923
Oh, good.
688
00:39:26,925 --> 00:39:29,192
Did I mention you look adorable?
689
00:39:29,194 --> 00:39:30,760
Oh, well, I don't feel it.
690
00:39:30,762 --> 00:39:33,095
Barely got two hours of sleep last night.
691
00:39:33,097 --> 00:39:35,765
Excitement about Santa's arrival, or boy trouble?
692
00:39:35,767 --> 00:39:37,266
Boy trouble.
693
00:39:37,268 --> 00:39:38,868
Well, good riddance, whoever he is.
694
00:39:38,870 --> 00:39:40,002
You can do better.
695
00:39:40,004 --> 00:39:41,237
Couldn't do worse.
696
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:42,705
I have a nephew. Oh.
697
00:39:44,275 --> 00:39:46,809
- Onwards and upwards.
- Cheers.
698
00:39:46,811 --> 00:39:49,011
I thought we were the bad guys.
699
00:39:49,013 --> 00:39:50,980
Well, no, no, no.
700
00:39:50,982 --> 00:39:52,215
People are people.
701
00:39:52,217 --> 00:39:54,717
You know, red, white, purple.
702
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:56,552
We're all shit.
703
00:39:56,554 --> 00:39:59,722
You know what else the Apache enjoyed?
704
00:39:59,724 --> 00:40:01,591
Sodomy.
705
00:40:02,894 --> 00:40:05,628
Most of Custer's seventh brigade,
706
00:40:05,630 --> 00:40:09,732
second cavalry, they were found buck naked,
707
00:40:09,734 --> 00:40:12,101
all torn up inside.
708
00:40:12,103 --> 00:40:14,904
Well, Ollie, listen, it's been a riot.
709
00:40:14,906 --> 00:40:17,507
Cornflower blue.
710
00:40:17,509 --> 00:40:20,610
You're a real blond, aren't you?
711
00:40:20,612 --> 00:40:22,178
Oh, yeah.
712
00:40:22,180 --> 00:40:24,313
You're real naughty too.
713
00:40:24,315 --> 00:40:26,282
Not tonight. Not... Not...
714
00:40:26,284 --> 00:40:28,551
Not feeling it tonight, turtleneck, okay?
715
00:40:28,553 --> 00:40:30,453
Now let me go before I scream.
716
00:40:30,455 --> 00:40:32,955
Whoa!
717
00:40:38,363 --> 00:40:40,396
You better slow down there.
718
00:40:40,398 --> 00:40:42,064
That stuff will kill you.
719
00:40:42,066 --> 00:40:43,699
I still have to drive home.
720
00:40:43,701 --> 00:40:45,001
You having fun?
721
00:40:45,003 --> 00:40:47,523
At my own party? Not a chance.
722
00:40:52,677 --> 00:40:54,477
We've got to stop meeting like this.
723
00:40:54,479 --> 00:40:56,412
Maggie will get suspicious.
724
00:40:56,414 --> 00:40:58,114
Really?
725
00:41:10,962 --> 00:41:14,096
♪ Snow is falling ♪
726
00:41:14,098 --> 00:41:17,833
♪ Do you hear those winter bells ringing ♪
727
00:41:17,835 --> 00:41:20,570
♪ In this winter storm? ♪
728
00:41:20,572 --> 00:41:23,005
Hey, uh, Merry Christmas Eve.
729
00:41:23,007 --> 00:41:24,807
It's Joel again.
730
00:41:24,809 --> 00:41:26,309
You never call me back,
731
00:41:26,311 --> 00:41:27,977
so I assume you're either really busy
732
00:41:27,979 --> 00:41:30,046
or you hate Jews.
733
00:41:31,549 --> 00:41:34,150
So here's why I keep calling.
734
00:41:34,152 --> 00:41:35,651
The third week of school
735
00:41:35,653 --> 00:41:37,687
I tried to jump out of a dorm window.
736
00:41:37,689 --> 00:41:40,823
And I remember you spent some time at a mental hospital,
737
00:41:40,825 --> 00:41:42,858
and I thought you might be able to relate
738
00:41:42,860 --> 00:41:44,961
to what I'm going through, and then we could be friends.
739
00:41:44,963 --> 00:41:46,596
My bad.
740
00:41:47,865 --> 00:41:51,133
♪ Take it in, take it in ♪
741
00:41:51,135 --> 00:41:55,504
♪ And sing your Christmas song ♪
742
00:41:59,043 --> 00:42:01,677
♪ The world is changing ♪
743
00:42:01,679 --> 00:42:05,648
♪ Everything is painted white and red ♪
744
00:42:05,650 --> 00:42:07,817
♪ And gold ♪
745
00:42:09,220 --> 00:42:11,520
♪ The stars are dangling... ♪
746
00:42:17,061 --> 00:42:19,195
Oh.
747
00:42:25,937 --> 00:42:28,004
Thank you so much.
748
00:42:28,006 --> 00:42:29,572
You're welcome.
749
00:42:31,542 --> 00:42:32,908
Oh, Dad.
750
00:42:34,445 --> 00:42:36,779
What did I do to deserve this?
751
00:42:36,781 --> 00:42:38,614
You knocked up Mom.
752
00:42:42,787 --> 00:42:44,854
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
753
00:42:44,856 --> 00:42:48,557
Oh, these will keep my nuts warm.
754
00:42:50,662 --> 00:42:52,328
Thank you, kid.
755
00:43:05,343 --> 00:43:07,223
How was dinner with your family?
756
00:43:08,246 --> 00:43:09,912
Oh, thank you for asking.
757
00:43:09,914 --> 00:43:11,347
My...
758
00:43:11,349 --> 00:43:13,582
Don't ever spend Christmas Eve with old Hindus.
759
00:43:15,453 --> 00:43:17,753
It was like Gunga Din meets the Brothers Grimm.
760
00:43:17,755 --> 00:43:19,855
I couldn't get out of there fast enough.
761
00:43:21,793 --> 00:43:23,826
Oh, here.
762
00:43:25,096 --> 00:43:27,563
I know what my baby girl likes.
763
00:43:37,642 --> 00:43:39,709
Thanks.
764
00:43:39,711 --> 00:43:41,911
It's beautiful.
765
00:43:49,253 --> 00:43:51,620
I used to be your hero.
766
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,227
Bet you don't even remember that, do you?
767
00:43:58,229 --> 00:44:00,196
Not really.
768
00:44:00,198 --> 00:44:04,967
I used to come home from work, you'd just go crazy.
769
00:44:06,637 --> 00:44:10,740
You'd grab my hand, show me your
latest Barbie or whatever.
770
00:44:13,578 --> 00:44:16,011
Then the witch kicked me out.
771
00:44:16,013 --> 00:44:19,215
Right before Christmas, too.
772
00:44:19,217 --> 00:44:23,619
You latched on like a goddamn pit bull.
773
00:44:25,156 --> 00:44:26,989
Wouldn't let go.
774
00:44:26,991 --> 00:44:28,491
Seriously?
775
00:44:29,994 --> 00:44:32,061
Screaming your lungs out.
776
00:44:36,934 --> 00:44:39,969
I can't believe I don't remember that.
777
00:44:46,177 --> 00:44:47,910
Happy New Year!
778
00:44:47,912 --> 00:44:49,912
Right after Rory and I broke up,
779
00:44:49,914 --> 00:44:52,081
Jade found a new boyfriend.
780
00:44:52,083 --> 00:44:54,316
I had no one to celebrate with last night.
781
00:44:55,486 --> 00:44:57,319
Honey? It's me.
782
00:44:57,321 --> 00:44:58,821
Come in.
783
00:45:07,799 --> 00:45:09,565
Oh, God.
784
00:45:09,567 --> 00:45:11,066
Dad's dead?
785
00:45:16,340 --> 00:45:17,807
Oh, my God!
786
00:45:17,809 --> 00:45:19,809
Congratulations!
787
00:45:21,345 --> 00:45:25,614
I don't even know what to say.
788
00:45:25,616 --> 00:45:27,783
She's marrying the moustache.
789
00:45:27,785 --> 00:45:29,985
Oh, no!
790
00:45:29,987 --> 00:45:32,354
I knew you'd understand.
791
00:45:32,356 --> 00:45:35,090
Come over, please.
792
00:45:36,427 --> 00:45:38,828
Uh...
793
00:45:38,830 --> 00:45:40,296
first I, uh,
794
00:45:40,298 --> 00:45:42,231
I got to tell you something.
795
00:45:42,233 --> 00:45:43,866
Shit.
796
00:45:44,802 --> 00:45:46,603
Hold on.
797
00:45:56,180 --> 00:45:58,247
Okay, what?
798
00:45:58,249 --> 00:46:01,050
Okay, um...
799
00:46:01,052 --> 00:46:05,721
so the night we broke up I took two sleeping pills.
800
00:46:05,723 --> 00:46:10,626
And Jade was over trolling on 4chan with my roommates.
801
00:46:12,296 --> 00:46:14,363
So, any resolutions?
802
00:46:14,365 --> 00:46:17,933
Well, I found out my boyfriend's boning my best friend.
803
00:46:17,935 --> 00:46:20,469
I thought you and your boyfriend broke up.
804
00:46:20,471 --> 00:46:23,205
We did. Now it's permanent.
805
00:46:23,207 --> 00:46:25,841
I'm never going to speak to either of them again.
806
00:46:25,843 --> 00:46:27,243
Smart choice.
807
00:46:27,245 --> 00:46:28,577
What about you?
808
00:46:28,579 --> 00:46:31,714
I am going back to work
part-time.
809
00:46:31,716 --> 00:46:33,849
Wow, really? So soon?
810
00:46:33,851 --> 00:46:35,517
Yeah, well, I feel great.
811
00:46:35,519 --> 00:46:38,087
You know, I got my body back.
Why not?
812
00:46:38,089 --> 00:46:40,456
Paul's pissed.
813
00:46:40,458 --> 00:46:42,258
If he had his way I'd stay home forever
814
00:46:42,260 --> 00:46:43,792
and be a broodmare.
815
00:46:43,794 --> 00:46:46,462
Do you know what that is?
816
00:46:46,464 --> 00:46:48,397
Like a sad horse.
817
00:46:48,399 --> 00:46:49,698
Close, yeah.
818
00:46:49,700 --> 00:46:51,901
One that does nothing but give birth.
819
00:46:53,471 --> 00:46:55,671
Do you want to have more kids?
820
00:46:55,673 --> 00:46:56,839
No.
821
00:47:25,436 --> 00:47:26,902
How's it going?
822
00:47:26,904 --> 00:47:29,305
Wow, you're even prettier than I remember.
823
00:47:29,307 --> 00:47:30,906
And you're just as sweet.
824
00:47:30,908 --> 00:47:32,274
Um...
825
00:47:32,276 --> 00:47:35,244
I can't believe you finally decided to hang out with me.
826
00:47:35,246 --> 00:47:38,213
I hope I don't destroy your social standing.
827
00:47:38,215 --> 00:47:40,249
Stop it.
828
00:47:41,519 --> 00:47:43,485
What made you finally call me back?
829
00:47:43,487 --> 00:47:45,854
Your text made me laugh.
830
00:47:47,491 --> 00:47:49,258
Hey, you're legal, right?
831
00:47:49,260 --> 00:47:50,893
Yeah. You should order wine.
832
00:47:50,895 --> 00:47:53,028
They won't card me here if you do it.
833
00:48:01,639 --> 00:48:04,807
So anyway, long story short,
834
00:48:04,809 --> 00:48:07,343
they've been fucking ever since.
835
00:48:07,345 --> 00:48:09,545
What a roll you're on.
836
00:48:09,547 --> 00:48:13,682
I know. I have the worst luck
with guys.
837
00:48:13,684 --> 00:48:15,884
Yeah, I would say the worst taste.
838
00:48:15,886 --> 00:48:18,554
I mean, you're the one who picks them, right?
839
00:48:18,556 --> 00:48:20,055
Yeah.
840
00:48:20,057 --> 00:48:22,624
Anyway, it seems like your problems go way beyond guys.
841
00:48:22,626 --> 00:48:24,460
I mean, you're confused about a lot.
842
00:48:24,462 --> 00:48:26,295
Well, who isn't at our age?
843
00:48:26,297 --> 00:48:28,630
And that's why the most important thing
844
00:48:28,632 --> 00:48:30,966
is to develop self-awareness.
845
00:48:30,968 --> 00:48:33,135
I'm pretty much the most
fucked-up person I know,
846
00:48:33,137 --> 00:48:37,106
and I'm working really hard to understand myself.
847
00:48:38,542 --> 00:48:40,275
Are you?
848
00:48:40,277 --> 00:48:43,712
Working really hard to understand you?
849
00:48:43,714 --> 00:48:45,414
Not really.
850
00:48:47,785 --> 00:48:50,145
When you're ready.
851
00:49:00,364 --> 00:49:02,031
Right.
852
00:49:15,046 --> 00:49:18,080
Hello?
853
00:49:19,250 --> 00:49:21,950
Who is this? Affie?
854
00:49:23,020 --> 00:49:25,654
What is it? Is it my dad?
855
00:49:25,656 --> 00:49:27,656
Affie, what's wrong?!
856
00:49:27,658 --> 00:49:29,978
You can see him now.
857
00:49:31,662 --> 00:49:33,328
When he fell,
858
00:49:33,330 --> 00:49:36,165
an artery in the sac around his brain ripped open.
859
00:49:36,167 --> 00:49:38,367
They fixed it and stopped the bleeding,
860
00:49:38,369 --> 00:49:41,870
but now all they can do is wait and see.
861
00:50:50,741 --> 00:50:53,575
I used to pour my dad his beers for him.
862
00:50:53,577 --> 00:50:58,247
Even though I get how sad and inappropriate that is,
863
00:50:58,249 --> 00:51:00,916
at the time it made me feel really special.
864
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:04,720
And I'm still an expert at pouring beer
865
00:51:04,722 --> 00:51:07,723
so that the foam doesn't spill over.
866
00:51:11,462 --> 00:51:13,829
Oh, uh, one more...
867
00:51:13,831 --> 00:51:15,397
One more thing.
868
00:51:15,399 --> 00:51:18,467
My dad and I, we used to play this game together
869
00:51:18,469 --> 00:51:20,302
when we were watching TV,
870
00:51:20,304 --> 00:51:24,640
and I would ask him if I could have some of his beer.
871
00:51:24,642 --> 00:51:26,875
So he would reach over to grab his mug,
872
00:51:26,877 --> 00:51:30,279
and when he did I would flop my mouth down
873
00:51:30,281 --> 00:51:32,414
on his beer belly and...
874
00:51:38,589 --> 00:51:42,357
And he would get all mad, like I had tricked him.
875
00:51:42,359 --> 00:51:44,126
And...
876
00:51:44,128 --> 00:51:47,229
I would just laugh my head off.
877
00:52:16,527 --> 00:52:18,060
Yes.
878
00:52:20,397 --> 00:52:21,930
Hi, my name's Amy Graham.
879
00:52:21,932 --> 00:52:24,566
I'm a student of Professor Gallo's.
880
00:52:24,568 --> 00:52:26,635
I hate bothering him at home,
881
00:52:26,637 --> 00:52:28,670
but it's really, really important,
882
00:52:28,672 --> 00:52:30,205
and I lost his phone number.
883
00:52:30,207 --> 00:52:32,767
Oh, I'm sorry. He's not home.
884
00:52:34,545 --> 00:52:37,512
Darn it. Okay, okay.
885
00:52:37,514 --> 00:52:38,947
Uh...
886
00:52:38,949 --> 00:52:41,717
But I'll be happy to give him a message.
887
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:44,219
Will you please tell him there's
been a death in my family,
888
00:52:44,221 --> 00:52:46,555
so I can't finish my paper on time.
889
00:52:46,557 --> 00:52:49,358
Which paper?
890
00:52:50,427 --> 00:52:52,427
The one he assigned.
891
00:52:53,998 --> 00:52:56,965
All right. I'm sorry.
892
00:52:56,967 --> 00:52:59,468
I mean, for your loss.
893
00:52:59,470 --> 00:53:01,103
That's okay.
894
00:53:01,105 --> 00:53:02,337
Merci.
895
00:53:02,339 --> 00:53:03,972
Bye.
896
00:53:23,594 --> 00:53:25,894
During the week of work I missed,
897
00:53:25,896 --> 00:53:27,596
Margaret kept her resolution
898
00:53:27,598 --> 00:53:30,632
and got a job redoing a zillionaire's media room.
899
00:53:30,634 --> 00:53:32,234
For the next month
900
00:53:32,236 --> 00:53:35,003
she'll be working weekdays
from 9:00 to 3:00.
901
00:53:38,509 --> 00:53:41,209
So Kyle doesn't get too traumatized by the change,
902
00:53:41,211 --> 00:53:44,079
Paul's going to eat lunch at home every day.
903
00:53:51,221 --> 00:53:54,156
Well, I can't believe how okay you seem.
904
00:53:54,158 --> 00:53:57,159
He had cirrhosis for a long time.
905
00:53:57,161 --> 00:53:58,794
I knew he was going to die.
906
00:53:58,796 --> 00:54:00,429
I was pretty much prepared for it.
907
00:54:01,598 --> 00:54:04,078
The arrogance of youth.
908
00:54:04,435 --> 00:54:05,467
Don't say that.
909
00:54:05,469 --> 00:54:08,637
No, no, I mean it as a compliment.
910
00:54:08,639 --> 00:54:11,873
An ironic one, but if young people weren't so arrogant,
911
00:54:11,875 --> 00:54:13,709
they'd really be in trouble.
912
00:54:13,711 --> 00:54:15,744
What do you mean?
913
00:54:15,746 --> 00:54:17,346
Look, life kicks your ass.
914
00:54:17,348 --> 00:54:19,181
If young people knew it, they'd crawl into the basement
915
00:54:19,183 --> 00:54:20,682
with a crack pipe and never come out.
916
00:54:20,684 --> 00:54:25,387
Wouldn't take risks or fight for lost causes,
917
00:54:25,389 --> 00:54:27,630
or even start a career.
I mean, why bother, right?
918
00:54:30,094 --> 00:54:32,327
You think you're okay with your dad's death?
919
00:54:32,329 --> 00:54:35,030
Not a chance. It won't even
hit you that he's really gone
920
00:54:35,032 --> 00:54:36,598
until you're in your 30's,
921
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:39,534
which happens to be the most difficult decade of life.
922
00:54:39,536 --> 00:54:43,905
That is when the shit really hits the fan.
923
00:54:48,679 --> 00:54:50,579
What are you grinning at?
924
00:54:50,581 --> 00:54:52,981
You.
925
00:54:52,983 --> 00:54:55,083
Tell me more.
926
00:54:56,220 --> 00:54:58,487
I want to know everything.
927
00:55:00,324 --> 00:55:02,157
Hey, you haven't quit yet.
928
00:55:02,159 --> 00:55:03,959
- Not yet.
- See you later. Thanks.
929
00:55:03,961 --> 00:55:05,660
- Yeah!
- Hey, hey. Hi, sweetie.
930
00:55:05,662 --> 00:55:08,230
I'll be right back.
931
00:55:08,232 --> 00:55:10,699
Here's your salary, and a little something extra.
932
00:55:12,336 --> 00:55:13,802
Thanks. Bye.
933
00:55:13,804 --> 00:55:15,370
Bye.
934
00:55:26,283 --> 00:55:27,849
"Dear Miss Kampenfelt,
935
00:55:27,851 --> 00:55:29,451
"since you expressed a desire today
936
00:55:29,453 --> 00:55:31,353
"to learn more about adult life,
937
00:55:31,355 --> 00:55:33,321
"here are 10 bitter truths for your reading pleasure.
938
00:55:33,323 --> 00:55:37,259
Number one: complete honesty is a complete lie.
939
00:55:37,261 --> 00:55:39,995
"Two, marriage is sacred only to those
940
00:55:39,997 --> 00:55:41,696
"who have never been married.
941
00:55:41,698 --> 00:55:45,000
"Three, money is more integral to happiness
942
00:55:45,002 --> 00:55:46,868
than romantic love."
943
00:55:46,870 --> 00:55:50,539
"Four, every human being is a contradiction.
944
00:55:50,541 --> 00:55:52,808
"Some hide it better than others.
945
00:55:52,810 --> 00:55:56,478
"Five, never underestimate the tendency of human beings
946
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:59,748
"to act contrary to their own best interests.
947
00:55:59,750 --> 00:56:02,551
"Six, were it not for the fear of getting caught,
948
00:56:02,553 --> 00:56:05,620
"most of us would behave like savages.
949
00:56:05,622 --> 00:56:08,723
"Seven, all sex has consequences,
950
00:56:08,725 --> 00:56:11,159
most of them dire."
951
00:56:12,796 --> 00:56:15,464
"The older you get, the faster time flies
952
00:56:15,466 --> 00:56:18,366
"until months pass like days.
953
00:56:18,368 --> 00:56:22,003
"There's no such thing as living happily ever after.
954
00:56:22,005 --> 00:56:24,339
Everything gets worse."
955
00:56:27,778 --> 00:56:29,177
He wants to fuck you.
956
00:56:29,179 --> 00:56:30,846
He has, like,
957
00:56:30,848 --> 00:56:34,316
the most perfect, beautiful wife on the planet.
958
00:56:34,318 --> 00:56:35,951
And that's why it's not going to happen?
959
00:56:35,953 --> 00:56:37,686
Because he doesn't want to?
960
00:56:37,688 --> 00:56:39,054
What about you?
961
00:56:39,056 --> 00:56:40,789
I would never do that.
962
00:56:40,791 --> 00:56:42,491
You don't know me.
963
00:56:42,493 --> 00:56:44,259
You're self-centered.
964
00:56:44,261 --> 00:56:46,528
Ooh, news flash.
965
00:56:46,530 --> 00:56:49,097
You're promiscuous.
966
00:56:49,099 --> 00:56:50,899
I can't help it.
967
00:56:50,901 --> 00:56:52,300
It feels good.
968
00:56:52,302 --> 00:56:55,103
And plus, I owe it to my fans.
969
00:56:55,105 --> 00:56:57,739
You're an incipient alcoholic.
970
00:56:57,741 --> 00:56:59,381
No, I'm not.
971
00:57:01,378 --> 00:57:03,411
Hey, what does that mean again?
972
00:57:03,413 --> 00:57:05,680
It means you're not an addict
yet, but you're well on the way.
973
00:57:05,682 --> 00:57:07,816
Oh, okay.
974
00:57:10,621 --> 00:57:12,153
I want to ask you something,
975
00:57:12,155 --> 00:57:13,755
Mm-hmm.
976
00:57:13,757 --> 00:57:16,124
You don't have to answer,
977
00:57:16,126 --> 00:57:20,896
but were you molested when you were little?
978
00:57:20,898 --> 00:57:24,666
Because you remind me of a friend of mine from school.
979
00:57:24,668 --> 00:57:26,067
She was abused.
980
00:57:34,144 --> 00:57:36,311
A little.
981
00:57:38,515 --> 00:57:42,083
I mean, it just depends on...
982
00:57:46,523 --> 00:57:50,525
The summer before my parents got divorced, I was like 6.
983
00:57:50,527 --> 00:57:52,360
My dad had disconnected the cable.
984
00:57:52,362 --> 00:57:54,129
He was going to write this book
985
00:57:54,131 --> 00:57:57,232
on worst sports injures in history,
986
00:57:57,234 --> 00:57:59,134
and he didn't want to be distracted.
987
00:57:59,136 --> 00:58:00,735
That's a good idea for a book.
988
00:58:00,737 --> 00:58:02,537
Well, he never wrote it.
989
00:58:02,539 --> 00:58:05,006
Anyway, since we had no TV,
990
00:58:05,008 --> 00:58:07,542
my mom sent me next door to watch at the Solagee's.
991
00:58:07,544 --> 00:58:09,978
And Mrs. Solagee
would always make me
992
00:58:09,980 --> 00:58:14,015
these yummy prune Hungarian cookies,
993
00:58:14,017 --> 00:58:16,685
and I'd get to watch cartoons.
994
00:58:18,889 --> 00:58:21,423
But then when we were alone,
995
00:58:21,425 --> 00:58:25,060
Mr. Solagee would put me
on his lap,
996
00:58:25,062 --> 00:58:28,630
and he'd touch me.
997
00:58:30,701 --> 00:58:33,335
He would squirm around the whole time.
998
00:58:38,875 --> 00:58:40,308
God.
999
00:58:41,712 --> 00:58:45,413
You know, it actually felt kind of good.
1000
00:58:57,761 --> 00:59:00,328
My friend Joel thinks I need therapy.
1001
00:59:01,665 --> 00:59:03,431
What do you think?
1002
00:59:03,433 --> 00:59:05,800
He's probably right.
1003
00:59:05,802 --> 00:59:07,636
I agree.
1004
00:59:08,939 --> 00:59:11,206
Surprise, surprise.
1005
00:59:13,276 --> 00:59:15,677
I'll find you someone good.
1006
00:59:15,679 --> 00:59:17,946
A lady, okay?
1007
00:59:23,887 --> 00:59:26,488
JulietIsDead wants to know what Joel meant
1008
00:59:26,490 --> 00:59:29,391
when he said I was in a mental hospital.
1009
00:59:31,762 --> 00:59:34,162
When I was 13 I stole a bunch of my mom's Ambiens
1010
00:59:34,164 --> 00:59:37,132
and climbed in the window
of a 26-year-old lifeguard
1011
00:59:37,134 --> 00:59:38,900
I had a massive crush on.
1012
00:59:38,902 --> 00:59:42,470
When he told me to go home, I started crying hysterically
1013
00:59:42,472 --> 00:59:44,873
and locked myself in his bathroom.
1014
00:59:47,544 --> 00:59:49,911
They kept me in the psych ward for three days.
1015
00:59:49,913 --> 00:59:53,248
Been pretty much anti-therapy
ever since.
1016
00:59:56,053 --> 00:59:59,821
And now I'm thinking that maybe
what Mr. Solagee did
1017
00:59:59,823 --> 01:00:02,557
really affected me.
1018
01:00:02,559 --> 01:00:05,427
Maybe that's why I like older guys so much.
1019
01:00:06,797 --> 01:00:10,632
I just always that it was because my dad was such a dick.
1020
01:00:12,602 --> 01:00:16,604
I'd like you to write a letter
to Mr. Solagee.
1021
01:00:18,542 --> 01:00:21,509
He's really old.
He's probably dead.
1022
01:00:22,846 --> 01:00:24,512
It's not for him.
1023
01:00:28,485 --> 01:00:30,286
Kyle had night terrors again last night.
1024
01:00:30,287 --> 01:00:31,619
Even after I picked him up,
1025
01:00:31,621 --> 01:00:33,254
he cried for another half-hour.
1026
01:00:33,256 --> 01:00:34,789
Scared the shit out of us.
1027
01:00:34,791 --> 01:00:36,591
Well, what do you think's causing it?
1028
01:00:36,593 --> 01:00:39,527
Well, I think it's that Maggie went back to work,
1029
01:00:39,529 --> 01:00:42,530
but she doesn't want to hear about that, of course.
1030
01:00:43,667 --> 01:00:45,900
So, what are you going to do?
1031
01:00:47,170 --> 01:00:48,837
Just give him some extra love,
1032
01:00:48,839 --> 01:00:51,773
and hope that she comes to her senses.
1033
01:00:51,775 --> 01:00:53,308
Hmm.
1034
01:00:53,310 --> 01:00:55,043
She's so lucky to be married to you.
1035
01:00:55,045 --> 01:00:58,046
I don't know why she wants to go back to work so quickly.
1036
01:00:58,048 --> 01:00:59,848
It's ridiculous.
1037
01:01:03,420 --> 01:01:04,819
You know what?
1038
01:01:04,821 --> 01:01:07,655
It's not till tomorrow, but what the hell?
1039
01:01:15,465 --> 01:01:17,065
Happy Valentine's Day.
1040
01:01:21,605 --> 01:01:23,471
It's a locket.
1041
01:01:23,473 --> 01:01:25,140
Until you have a kid of your own,
1042
01:01:25,142 --> 01:01:28,543
I figured a picture of Kyle will have to do.
1043
01:01:30,447 --> 01:01:32,413
Thank you. I love it.
1044
01:01:48,765 --> 01:01:50,598
God, you're beautiful.
1045
01:01:53,203 --> 01:01:57,505
So yeah, I mostly just hang
out with this kid, Joel Seidler.
1046
01:01:57,507 --> 01:01:58,773
He's kind of funny.
1047
01:01:58,775 --> 01:02:00,375
Look who it is. Hey, honey.
1048
01:02:00,377 --> 01:02:02,644
What time did she say the samples were coming?
1049
01:02:02,646 --> 01:02:04,512
Ha! No, no, no, no, no.
1050
01:02:04,514 --> 01:02:07,248
I need something way more specific than that.
1051
01:02:07,250 --> 01:02:08,950
Yes, please call back.
1052
01:02:08,952 --> 01:02:10,912
All right, fine.
I'll call you back.
1053
01:02:20,530 --> 01:02:22,397
Well, well.
1054
01:02:22,399 --> 01:02:23,932
Hey, um...
1055
01:02:23,934 --> 01:02:27,702
Martine's out of town for the weekend.
1056
01:02:34,644 --> 01:02:38,680
Hey, why didn't you tell me your dad died?
1057
01:02:40,150 --> 01:02:42,317
Because I hate your guts.
1058
01:02:42,319 --> 01:02:43,585
Oh, God!
1059
01:02:45,755 --> 01:02:47,789
Okay, slow down, slow down.
1060
01:02:47,791 --> 01:02:49,858
I want it to last longer.
1061
01:02:49,860 --> 01:02:52,994
You can do it. You can.
1062
01:02:52,996 --> 01:02:54,596
You can.
1063
01:03:23,093 --> 01:03:25,326
That was a big mistake.
1064
01:03:25,328 --> 01:03:27,095
Yeah.
1065
01:03:29,266 --> 01:03:30,832
I'm in love...
1066
01:03:32,168 --> 01:03:33,935
with somebody else.
1067
01:03:33,937 --> 01:03:35,837
Oh, and suddenly age matters?
1068
01:03:35,839 --> 01:03:37,906
Yeah, it matters, because I'm 14 years older then you.
1069
01:03:37,908 --> 01:03:41,743
I'm not 23. And I'm not married.
And I'm not your boss.
1070
01:03:41,745 --> 01:03:44,345
Why are you freaking out?
All we did was kiss.
1071
01:03:44,347 --> 01:03:47,115
Oh, stop. Stop pretending like
you don't know what's going on.
1072
01:03:47,117 --> 01:03:48,783
That's why he hired you.
1073
01:03:48,785 --> 01:03:50,551
He's a fucking scumbag.
1074
01:03:50,553 --> 01:03:52,020
And what are you?
1075
01:03:56,626 --> 01:03:58,860
You need help.
1076
01:03:58,862 --> 01:04:00,561
I know.
1077
01:04:00,563 --> 01:04:02,063
I'm in therapy.
1078
01:04:02,065 --> 01:04:07,168
Good, well, hope you tell him all about Spooner.
1079
01:04:07,170 --> 01:04:09,337
It's a she.
1080
01:04:09,339 --> 01:04:10,939
And I didn't.
1081
01:04:10,941 --> 01:04:14,008
But I told her all about you.
1082
01:04:15,045 --> 01:04:16,377
That's great.
1083
01:04:16,379 --> 01:04:18,813
Thanks.
1084
01:04:18,815 --> 01:04:21,449
Well, you can tell her this next time you go:
1085
01:04:21,451 --> 01:04:23,184
you can tell her that I ended it.
1086
01:04:23,186 --> 01:04:25,920
No more. We're not doing this
ever again, you understand?
1087
01:04:25,922 --> 01:04:27,855
One of us has to be strong enough to end it.
1088
01:04:27,857 --> 01:04:30,358
Since I'm the adult I guess it'll be me.
1089
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:32,493
Don't call me again either.
1090
01:04:48,545 --> 01:04:50,044
Good morning!
1091
01:04:50,046 --> 01:04:52,714
Gotcha. Okay, so you...
So you don't like that.
1092
01:04:52,716 --> 01:04:55,483
I thought I didn't want it to happen,
1093
01:04:55,485 --> 01:04:57,885
but maybe I did.
1094
01:05:48,338 --> 01:05:51,205
When I'm with him I feel so special.
1095
01:05:58,181 --> 01:06:00,114
I forget everything.
1096
01:06:18,735 --> 01:06:20,334
Dear Dr. Sherman,
1097
01:06:20,336 --> 01:06:22,437
first off, I want to thank you for making time
1098
01:06:22,439 --> 01:06:25,306
in your busy schedule to see my darling Katie.
1099
01:06:25,308 --> 01:06:27,475
She really is something, isn't she?
1100
01:06:27,477 --> 01:06:28,876
One of a kind, all right.
1101
01:06:28,878 --> 01:06:30,978
As much as she enjoyed your session together,
1102
01:06:30,980 --> 01:06:34,248
I have decided to send her to a different therapist,
1103
01:06:34,250 --> 01:06:36,584
one who specializes in young women
1104
01:06:36,586 --> 01:06:40,621
and their many food-body
issues, a national epidemic.
1105
01:06:40,623 --> 01:06:41,956
Thank you so much for your time.
1106
01:06:41,958 --> 01:06:45,860
Yours truly...
1107
01:06:45,862 --> 01:06:49,864
Caroline Kampenfelt.
1108
01:07:01,211 --> 01:07:04,245
Katie, Joel.
1109
01:07:04,247 --> 01:07:06,013
Hi.
1110
01:07:07,517 --> 01:07:10,184
I just wanted to tell you that you're a monster.
1111
01:07:10,186 --> 01:07:12,286
I've been a really good friend to you,
1112
01:07:12,288 --> 01:07:16,324
and this is how you repay me?
By never calling me back.
1113
01:07:17,794 --> 01:07:19,360
Besides me, how many straight guys are there
1114
01:07:19,362 --> 01:07:21,162
in the whole world who like you enough
1115
01:07:21,164 --> 01:07:24,232
to be your friend without there being anything sexual?
1116
01:07:25,902 --> 01:07:28,102
I'll give you a hint:
1117
01:07:28,104 --> 01:07:29,770
zero.
1118
01:07:30,974 --> 01:07:32,540
I'm only three years older than you,
1119
01:07:32,542 --> 01:07:35,309
but I'm so much smarter it's ridiculous.
1120
01:07:36,846 --> 01:07:38,880
You have no inner life.
1121
01:07:55,031 --> 01:07:57,832
Why was I crying so hard?
1122
01:07:57,834 --> 01:08:00,735
Who cares what Joel thought of me?
1123
01:08:03,773 --> 01:08:05,540
And then I thought,
1124
01:08:05,542 --> 01:08:10,711
Oh, wait, maybe it's just hormones.
1125
01:08:32,769 --> 01:08:34,268
No, thanks.
1126
01:08:36,105 --> 01:08:38,005
Okay.
1127
01:08:38,007 --> 01:08:40,541
What's going on?
1128
01:08:40,543 --> 01:08:42,543
What do you mean?
1129
01:08:42,545 --> 01:08:44,512
You never say no.
1130
01:08:51,688 --> 01:08:53,521
Why not?
1131
01:08:57,527 --> 01:08:59,527
I'm pregnant.
1132
01:09:03,433 --> 01:09:05,399
Holy shit.
1133
01:09:05,401 --> 01:09:06,634
Stop.
1134
01:09:06,636 --> 01:09:08,169
I'm not keeping it.
1135
01:09:08,171 --> 01:09:10,538
And there's a decent chance it's not yours.
1136
01:09:11,941 --> 01:09:13,608
Then why'd you even tell me?
1137
01:09:13,610 --> 01:09:15,343
Because you wanted me to get high.
1138
01:09:15,345 --> 01:09:18,813
Yeah, well, if you're just going
to kill it, why not get high?
1139
01:09:20,583 --> 01:09:22,283
I might change my mind.
1140
01:09:27,490 --> 01:09:29,257
Maybe.
1141
01:09:30,827 --> 01:09:32,326
Oh, man.
1142
01:09:34,697 --> 01:09:37,131
How many others are there?
1143
01:09:37,133 --> 01:09:38,933
Two.
1144
01:09:42,939 --> 01:09:45,139
You're a fucking whore.
1145
01:09:46,876 --> 01:09:48,676
You're not even worth it!
1146
01:09:50,013 --> 01:09:51,379
Hello?
1147
01:09:51,381 --> 01:09:52,913
I'm sorry, I might have the wrong number.
1148
01:09:52,915 --> 01:09:55,316
I'm looking for Joel Seidler.
1149
01:09:55,318 --> 01:09:57,585
Who is this?
1150
01:09:57,587 --> 01:09:59,553
Katie Kempenfelt.
1151
01:09:59,555 --> 01:10:01,455
Oh, Katie.
1152
01:10:01,457 --> 01:10:04,892
You know he's clinically depressed, right?
1153
01:10:04,894 --> 01:10:06,627
Of course.
1154
01:10:06,629 --> 01:10:09,430
We talk about it all the time.
1155
01:10:09,432 --> 01:10:12,199
Well, he made another attempt.
1156
01:10:12,201 --> 01:10:15,870
Pills this time. Very female.
1157
01:10:15,872 --> 01:10:17,972
I was the one who found him.
1158
01:10:17,974 --> 01:10:19,874
Worst moment of my life.
1159
01:10:19,876 --> 01:10:22,510
Is he okay?
1160
01:10:22,512 --> 01:10:25,012
Physically, yes.
1161
01:10:25,014 --> 01:10:27,615
Mentally, who the hell knows?
1162
01:10:27,617 --> 01:10:29,684
He's at St. Jude's.
1163
01:10:29,686 --> 01:10:31,218
Can I visit him?
1164
01:10:31,220 --> 01:10:32,953
No, honey we got to get his chemistry
1165
01:10:32,955 --> 01:10:35,156
straightened out first.
1166
01:10:37,026 --> 01:10:39,960
Will you let me know when he can have visitors?
1167
01:10:39,962 --> 01:10:42,363
Of course. Absolutely.
1168
01:10:42,365 --> 01:10:43,931
Thank you.
1169
01:10:57,180 --> 01:10:59,413
I'm so happy you finally called.
1170
01:12:13,556 --> 01:12:17,024
I can't believe I miss him so much.
1171
01:12:23,533 --> 01:12:27,234
If only he had left that silly card where it was.
1172
01:12:28,938 --> 01:12:30,638
What? What silly card?
1173
01:12:32,408 --> 01:12:35,075
I wasn't sure whether to tell you.
1174
01:12:35,077 --> 01:12:38,012
What? What are you
talking about?
1175
01:12:50,927 --> 01:12:53,694
One day I was cleaning the house,
1176
01:12:53,696 --> 01:12:56,697
and in his closet I found the underwear
1177
01:12:56,699 --> 01:12:58,332
you gave him for Christmas.
1178
01:12:58,334 --> 01:13:03,237
I put them away and threw the box in the trash.
1179
01:13:03,239 --> 01:13:06,907
Later, when your father found out what I had done,
1180
01:13:06,909 --> 01:13:08,275
he was furious at me.
1181
01:13:08,277 --> 01:13:11,779
In the middle of the night,
1182
01:13:11,781 --> 01:13:13,380
he rose.
1183
01:13:13,382 --> 01:13:15,616
I asked him where he was going.
1184
01:13:15,618 --> 01:13:18,152
He said, "To pick through the garbage,
1185
01:13:18,154 --> 01:13:21,222
like your cousins
back in Calcutta."
1186
01:13:21,224 --> 01:13:23,791
I woke up minutes later.
1187
01:13:23,793 --> 01:13:26,460
The room was very cold.
1188
01:13:27,463 --> 01:13:29,497
I found the back door wide open.
1189
01:13:29,499 --> 01:13:31,532
Your father slipped in the dark
1190
01:13:31,534 --> 01:13:35,202
and fell on the way to retrieve your card.
1191
01:13:37,540 --> 01:13:40,674
But he never even opened my cards.
1192
01:13:40,676 --> 01:13:42,710
He didn't care about those things.
1193
01:13:42,712 --> 01:13:45,045
That's precisely what I thought.
1194
01:13:45,047 --> 01:13:46,647
But no.
1195
01:13:58,094 --> 01:14:00,427
I found them in his desk.
1196
01:14:00,429 --> 01:14:02,830
All from you.
1197
01:14:15,845 --> 01:14:19,513
♪ Fog tints the windows ♪
1198
01:14:19,515 --> 01:14:22,816
♪ And clouds up the view ♪
1199
01:14:22,818 --> 01:14:25,386
♪ Sits in the trees ♪
1200
01:14:25,388 --> 01:14:28,722
♪ And hugs the sky too ♪
1201
01:14:28,724 --> 01:14:32,059
♪ Mr. Blue Sky ♪
1202
01:14:32,061 --> 01:14:34,762
♪ Greets his old friend ♪
1203
01:14:34,764 --> 01:14:37,231
♪ Blankets the earth ♪
1204
01:14:37,233 --> 01:14:40,734
♪ To brings the year's end ♪
1205
01:14:40,736 --> 01:14:46,140
♪ There's a longing in the air ♪
1206
01:14:47,143 --> 01:14:49,209
♪ And something tells you ♪
1207
01:14:49,211 --> 01:14:52,179
♪ That wintertime is here ♪
1208
01:14:53,349 --> 01:14:57,718
♪ The nostalgia warms your heart ♪
1209
01:14:57,720 --> 01:15:02,656
♪ And everything feels ♪
1210
01:15:02,658 --> 01:15:03,270
♪ Right ♪
1211
01:15:20,643 --> 01:15:24,311
You have an appointment with
Dr. Sherman Saturday at 10:00.
1212
01:15:24,313 --> 01:15:26,513
I know you only went once.
1213
01:15:26,515 --> 01:15:27,915
What?
1214
01:15:27,917 --> 01:15:29,850
That's non-negotiable.
1215
01:15:33,889 --> 01:15:36,090
Yay!
1216
01:15:36,092 --> 01:15:38,225
Happy birthday.
1217
01:15:38,227 --> 01:15:39,593
Thank you. I love it. Oh, good.
1218
01:15:39,595 --> 01:15:41,562
It's gorgeous.
Thank you so much.
1219
01:15:41,564 --> 01:15:43,564
Oh, come on.
You didn't have to do that.
1220
01:15:43,566 --> 01:15:44,999
I know.
1221
01:15:45,001 --> 01:15:47,201
Let's see.
1222
01:15:47,203 --> 01:15:48,936
Very cute.
1223
01:15:50,306 --> 01:15:51,605
Aww, that's sweet.
1224
01:15:51,607 --> 01:15:53,340
Very sweet. Thank you.
1225
01:15:53,342 --> 01:15:56,343
Whoa, looks like somebody wants to join the party.
1226
01:15:56,345 --> 01:15:57,811
Oh, no, no, I'll get him.
1227
01:16:03,285 --> 01:16:06,353
So, what's it like being 43?
1228
01:16:06,355 --> 01:16:08,956
Hi, honey. Shh.
1229
01:16:08,958 --> 01:16:10,824
Same as being 18.
1230
01:16:10,826 --> 01:16:12,693
Just, uh, when you get up,
1231
01:16:12,695 --> 01:16:15,596
your back is a little stiff, that's all.
1232
01:16:21,504 --> 01:16:24,271
There we go. Good boy.
1233
01:16:24,273 --> 01:16:26,073
Oh.
1234
01:16:26,075 --> 01:16:27,708
God.
1235
01:16:29,245 --> 01:16:31,445
Just your back?
1236
01:16:41,223 --> 01:16:43,490
This is your real present.
1237
01:16:43,492 --> 01:16:45,859
Oh, yeah.
1238
01:16:52,268 --> 01:16:55,135
"To Paul on his 43rd birthday.
1239
01:16:55,137 --> 01:16:57,237
"Napping on the sofa,
1240
01:16:57,239 --> 01:16:59,673
"your baby boy napping in his bouncing chair.
1241
01:16:59,675 --> 01:17:02,910
"Two separate lives, lying so close for a while
1242
01:17:02,912 --> 01:17:06,413
"until you both wake up and become father and son again.
1243
01:17:06,415 --> 01:17:08,449
"May you always be like this.
1244
01:17:08,451 --> 01:17:11,418
"Sleeping close and awaking close,
1245
01:17:11,420 --> 01:17:13,620
"sharing nearly all of your lives.
1246
01:17:13,622 --> 01:17:15,856
I wish I could share them too."
1247
01:17:17,159 --> 01:17:18,525
It's beautiful.
1248
01:17:18,527 --> 01:17:20,127
Really? Yeah.
1249
01:17:20,129 --> 01:17:21,930
Shh.
1250
01:17:27,303 --> 01:17:29,036
I'm sorry.
1251
01:17:43,552 --> 01:17:45,319
It's okay, it's okay.
1252
01:17:45,321 --> 01:17:47,121
You understand, right?
1253
01:17:47,123 --> 01:17:48,589
I'm sorry.
1254
01:17:48,591 --> 01:17:50,390
It's going to be okay.
1255
01:17:51,560 --> 01:17:52,826
Okay.
1256
01:17:55,197 --> 01:17:56,897
Oh, God.
1257
01:17:56,899 --> 01:18:00,000
Being pregnant is like being seasick,
1258
01:18:00,002 --> 01:18:02,402
and you can't get off the boat.
1259
01:18:03,739 --> 01:18:06,173
The smell of bubble gum, deodorant,
1260
01:18:06,175 --> 01:18:11,078
scented candles makes me want to vomit from my toes.
1261
01:18:26,128 --> 01:18:27,828
Hello?
1262
01:18:27,830 --> 01:18:29,663
I'm pregnant.
1263
01:18:29,665 --> 01:18:31,498
And the baby's yours.
1264
01:18:31,500 --> 01:18:33,367
So I thought maybe before I got an abortion,
1265
01:18:33,369 --> 01:18:35,202
you'd like to discuss it.
1266
01:18:35,204 --> 01:18:36,804
Dwayne, you know better.
1267
01:18:36,806 --> 01:18:38,672
You got to call me during my office hours, okay?
1268
01:18:38,674 --> 01:18:40,507
Good night. Wait...
1269
01:18:47,650 --> 01:18:50,017
You don't need antidepressants,
1270
01:18:50,019 --> 01:18:53,153
because you're not clinically depressed.
1271
01:18:53,155 --> 01:18:54,888
You're grieving.
1272
01:18:54,890 --> 01:18:57,524
There's a world of difference.
1273
01:18:57,526 --> 01:19:00,394
Not just for your father.
1274
01:19:08,671 --> 01:19:11,438
When I was in the second grade
I liked to gross boys out
1275
01:19:11,440 --> 01:19:13,540
by eating flies and ants.
1276
01:19:13,542 --> 01:19:16,076
Even a daddy longlegs once.
1277
01:19:17,713 --> 01:19:20,614
In junior high I stopped taking showers.
1278
01:19:22,351 --> 01:19:24,051
My mom would say,
1279
01:19:24,053 --> 01:19:26,653
"Why do you want to treat your
body with such disrespect?"
1280
01:19:26,655 --> 01:19:29,022
I had no idea why.
1281
01:19:29,024 --> 01:19:30,858
But now I do.
1282
01:19:33,295 --> 01:19:35,062
You probably thought I forgot,
1283
01:19:35,064 --> 01:19:38,465
but I remember everything you did to me.
1284
01:19:38,467 --> 01:19:41,368
Sometimes I thought maybe you forgot.
1285
01:19:41,370 --> 01:19:45,505
But you were a grown man at the time you molested me.
1286
01:19:47,176 --> 01:19:49,309
If you are a Christian,
1287
01:19:49,311 --> 01:19:50,878
and I think you are,
1288
01:19:50,880 --> 01:19:53,113
then you know what awaits you.
1289
01:19:54,450 --> 01:19:58,785
Yours truly, little Katie next door.
1290
01:20:14,770 --> 01:20:16,203
Katie.
1291
01:20:16,205 --> 01:20:17,371
Miss Matsuo.
1292
01:20:17,373 --> 01:20:19,406
How's the grand experiment?
1293
01:20:19,408 --> 01:20:21,375
Excuse me?
1294
01:20:21,377 --> 01:20:23,210
Life without semesters?
1295
01:20:23,212 --> 01:20:25,445
Oh, it's great.
1296
01:20:25,447 --> 01:20:26,813
Good.
1297
01:20:27,950 --> 01:20:30,317
Actually, I just lied to you.
1298
01:20:30,319 --> 01:20:32,879
It's really, really hard.
1299
01:20:34,890 --> 01:20:36,223
I'm sorry.
1300
01:20:37,626 --> 01:20:39,059
That's okay.
1301
01:20:39,061 --> 01:20:40,994
You know, I...
I think it's getting better.
1302
01:20:40,996 --> 01:20:43,664
I think I'm going to be okay.
1303
01:20:43,666 --> 01:20:45,766
Well, you take care.
1304
01:20:48,971 --> 01:20:50,871
♪ Did you hear ♪
1305
01:20:50,873 --> 01:20:54,274
♪ Where I was going, my dear? ♪
1306
01:20:54,276 --> 01:20:56,443
♪ Did you see me ♪
1307
01:20:56,445 --> 01:21:00,514
♪ Walking down that road? ♪
1308
01:21:01,850 --> 01:21:04,751
♪ And do you understand ♪
1309
01:21:04,753 --> 01:21:08,121
♪ That my life ♪
1310
01:21:08,123 --> 01:21:10,490
♪ And no, baby ♪
1311
01:21:10,492 --> 01:21:12,426
♪ You know I'm not very old ♪
1312
01:21:12,428 --> 01:21:16,330
Well, if it isn't one of my favourite people in the world.
1313
01:21:16,332 --> 01:21:18,598
That's me.
1314
01:21:19,601 --> 01:21:21,568
What's wrong?
1315
01:21:22,504 --> 01:21:24,404
Just wanted to come say hi.
1316
01:21:24,406 --> 01:21:26,239
I don't believe that.
1317
01:21:26,241 --> 01:21:29,242
Come on in. Tell me
what's going on with you.
1318
01:21:34,650 --> 01:21:36,616
I need some advice.
1319
01:21:38,053 --> 01:21:39,920
Okay.
1320
01:21:42,391 --> 01:21:45,892
But I want to talk to you about something first.
1321
01:21:48,964 --> 01:21:52,399
I didn't quit for the reason I said.
1322
01:21:52,401 --> 01:21:56,136
My mom's fiancé found out that
you're a convicted sex offender.
1323
01:22:00,075 --> 01:22:02,576
That occurred to me.
1324
01:22:07,983 --> 01:22:09,950
I wanted to tell you the truth,
1325
01:22:09,952 --> 01:22:13,153
but my mom would have grounded me until the end of time.
1326
01:22:13,155 --> 01:22:15,288
She was afraid for you.
1327
01:22:15,290 --> 01:22:18,091
Well, hello, I'm a girl.
1328
01:22:18,093 --> 01:22:20,127
But you're here now.
1329
01:22:21,997 --> 01:22:24,031
What changed?
1330
01:22:25,300 --> 01:22:26,967
I need your wisdom.
1331
01:22:28,003 --> 01:22:30,637
But I want to know what your crime was.
1332
01:22:33,208 --> 01:22:34,574
Why?
1333
01:22:34,576 --> 01:22:37,010
I need to know.
1334
01:22:46,321 --> 01:22:48,088
It was a long time ago.
1335
01:22:50,959 --> 01:22:53,126
Please?
1336
01:22:55,764 --> 01:22:57,230
May I have one of those?
1337
01:23:00,202 --> 01:23:01,635
You smoke?
1338
01:23:01,637 --> 01:23:04,571
I'm what is known in Nicotine Anonymous
1339
01:23:04,573 --> 01:23:06,506
as a periodic.
1340
01:23:06,508 --> 01:23:08,108
I start and stop.
1341
01:23:09,912 --> 01:23:12,045
Right now I'm undecided.
1342
01:23:12,047 --> 01:23:13,847
Have a seat.
1343
01:23:19,154 --> 01:23:20,687
Ah, there it is.
1344
01:23:27,863 --> 01:23:29,696
Where do I begin?
1345
01:23:33,535 --> 01:23:35,235
When I was your age, Katie,
1346
01:23:35,237 --> 01:23:37,838
I was a very angry,
1347
01:23:37,840 --> 01:23:40,607
nasty piece of work.
1348
01:23:40,609 --> 01:23:42,742
I was rarely clean or sober.
1349
01:23:42,744 --> 01:23:44,511
I had hair down to here and a full beard,
1350
01:23:44,513 --> 01:23:46,179
believe it or not.
1351
01:23:46,181 --> 01:23:49,950
And when I was 19 years old
I got busted for selling drugs.
1352
01:23:49,952 --> 01:23:54,688
So in order to avoid jail time I enlisted in the Army.
1353
01:23:54,690 --> 01:23:57,057
And I just stayed high all the time.
1354
01:23:57,059 --> 01:23:59,292
Well, surprise, surprise, I get busted
1355
01:23:59,294 --> 01:24:01,995
and dishonourably discharged and sent home.
1356
01:24:01,997 --> 01:24:05,365
And I stayed out of trouble for a very long time,
1357
01:24:05,367 --> 01:24:07,367
until one night
I got shit-face drunk
1358
01:24:07,369 --> 01:24:10,871
and showed up at the house of a woman I knew
1359
01:24:10,873 --> 01:24:12,439
who was a prostitute.
1360
01:24:12,441 --> 01:24:13,807
Not one that I could afford,
1361
01:24:13,809 --> 01:24:16,910
but she had a soft spot for vets.
1362
01:24:16,912 --> 01:24:18,512
And the last thing I remember was,
1363
01:24:18,514 --> 01:24:22,315
she pulled out a bottle of rum and a tab of acid.
1364
01:24:22,317 --> 01:24:24,651
So when I woke up in jail the next morning,
1365
01:24:24,653 --> 01:24:27,454
I had no choice but to take her word for what happened.
1366
01:24:27,456 --> 01:24:32,092
And the word of the emergency room doctor, of course.
1367
01:24:33,595 --> 01:24:38,098
I did not rape her in the way
1368
01:24:38,100 --> 01:24:40,267
that most people would define that term,
1369
01:24:40,269 --> 01:24:43,003
but it was a very, uh,
1370
01:24:43,005 --> 01:24:46,006
cruel sexual assault,
1371
01:24:46,008 --> 01:24:48,108
and I paid the price.
1372
01:24:52,814 --> 01:24:57,817
Now, tell me what's wrong with you.
1373
01:24:57,819 --> 01:25:00,153
I'm pregnant.
1374
01:25:05,360 --> 01:25:07,627
Hmm.
1375
01:25:07,629 --> 01:25:10,764
I'm just... I'm too young to have a baby.
1376
01:25:10,766 --> 01:25:14,401
And I know... I know I should
get an abortion.
1377
01:25:14,403 --> 01:25:17,170
But days keep passing by,
1378
01:25:17,172 --> 01:25:18,772
and I don't make the appointment.
1379
01:25:21,910 --> 01:25:26,146
I just... I think I'm scared
to go alone.
1380
01:25:26,148 --> 01:25:28,588
I think it's more than that.
1381
01:25:31,119 --> 01:25:33,720
I think you're afraid to go at all.
1382
01:25:33,722 --> 01:25:35,722
And for good reason.
1383
01:25:35,724 --> 01:25:38,725
Because if you do this,
1384
01:25:38,727 --> 01:25:42,929
there's no telling how you'll feel about it later.
1385
01:25:42,931 --> 01:25:45,599
You're afraid you'll regret it.
1386
01:25:45,601 --> 01:25:48,001
Maybe.
1387
01:25:50,138 --> 01:25:54,107
But, you know, very few people
1388
01:25:54,109 --> 01:25:57,010
ever regret having had a child.
1389
01:25:58,547 --> 01:26:00,348
Is that true? Absolutely.
1390
01:26:01,450 --> 01:26:04,551
You want some more wisdom?
No extra charge.
1391
01:26:04,553 --> 01:26:06,353
Please.
1392
01:26:06,355 --> 01:26:09,289
Stop drinking and smoking immediately.
1393
01:26:09,291 --> 01:26:13,460
And you must never see any of these men ever again.
1394
01:26:13,462 --> 01:26:15,128
Dump Paul?
1395
01:26:15,130 --> 01:26:17,097
No, no, he'll freak out.
1396
01:26:17,099 --> 01:26:18,898
Please, please, Katie, listen to me.
1397
01:26:18,900 --> 01:26:21,635
When a married man
1398
01:26:21,637 --> 01:26:24,904
is having an affair with a beautiful, young girl,
1399
01:26:24,906 --> 01:26:26,306
no matter how much he feels for that girl,
1400
01:26:26,308 --> 01:26:28,141
he's always relieved when it's over
1401
01:26:28,143 --> 01:26:31,111
because he knows he's been playing a dangerous game,
1402
01:26:31,113 --> 01:26:34,014
and he's lucky to escape alive.
1403
01:26:36,451 --> 01:26:38,051
He doesn't love me?
1404
01:26:38,053 --> 01:26:40,654
Not the way you think.
1405
01:26:40,656 --> 01:26:42,689
But if I dump Paul,
1406
01:26:42,691 --> 01:26:45,191
then I lose my job.
1407
01:26:48,263 --> 01:26:51,998
Well, you could always come back and work here.
1408
01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:54,567
Yeah, my mom would kill me.
1409
01:26:54,569 --> 01:26:57,003
You don't need her permission anymore.
1410
01:26:57,005 --> 01:26:58,305
You're an adult.
1411
01:26:58,307 --> 01:26:59,773
She'd kick me out of the house...
1412
01:26:59,775 --> 01:27:01,841
You know what?
There just happens to be
1413
01:27:01,843 --> 01:27:04,044
an empty room above my garage,
1414
01:27:04,046 --> 01:27:06,046
and you're welcome to it,
rent-free.
1415
01:27:08,150 --> 01:27:11,818
You have to start making your own decisions, young lady.
1416
01:27:11,820 --> 01:27:13,553
Now, come on.
I got to close up.
1417
01:27:13,555 --> 01:27:15,021
And I'll give you a lift.
1418
01:27:17,826 --> 01:27:19,659
Read any good books lately?
1419
01:27:19,661 --> 01:27:22,796
No. not even a bad one.
1420
01:27:22,798 --> 01:27:25,065
But I've sort of been writing.
1421
01:27:26,568 --> 01:27:28,902
I thought you'd be proud that I have a blog.
1422
01:27:30,305 --> 01:27:33,473
I like that it's creative and that it's verbal.
1423
01:27:33,475 --> 01:27:36,543
What I don't like is that it's public.
1424
01:27:36,545 --> 01:27:39,779
Your generation is addicted to attention.
1425
01:27:41,249 --> 01:27:42,916
I know.
1426
01:27:42,918 --> 01:27:44,250
It's like we all want to be famous,
1427
01:27:44,252 --> 01:27:45,785
even though we're not good at anything.
1428
01:27:45,787 --> 01:27:47,153
Precisely.
1429
01:27:47,155 --> 01:27:49,022
You sure I can't give you a lift?
1430
01:27:49,024 --> 01:27:51,391
I like to walk.
1431
01:27:51,393 --> 01:27:53,426
All right, then.
1432
01:27:56,298 --> 01:27:58,031
Thanks for all the advice.
1433
01:27:58,033 --> 01:27:59,899
You're welcome.
1434
01:28:20,522 --> 01:28:22,589
Something else you might consider.
1435
01:28:24,993 --> 01:28:27,327
I can understand how you feel,
1436
01:28:27,329 --> 01:28:29,796
how you think you're not ready to be a mother.
1437
01:28:29,798 --> 01:28:32,799
But have the baby anyway.
1438
01:28:32,801 --> 01:28:34,667
What's the harm?
1439
01:28:36,772 --> 01:28:40,173
I'll raise it as my own, and you
can come and go as you please.
1440
01:28:40,175 --> 01:28:43,376
You can be as much of a mother as you care to be.
1441
01:28:55,524 --> 01:28:58,458
If I don't do what you want me to,
1442
01:28:58,460 --> 01:29:01,728
then could I still work here and live with you?
1443
01:29:04,466 --> 01:29:07,200
Of course.
1444
01:30:18,006 --> 01:30:19,973
I want to thank everyone who wrote to tell me
1445
01:30:19,975 --> 01:30:22,909
I'm a baby killer even though I haven't even decided
1446
01:30:22,911 --> 01:30:25,245
what I'm going to do yet.
1447
01:31:09,224 --> 01:31:11,457
If I move in with Glenn,
1448
01:31:11,459 --> 01:31:13,960
it's the beginning of my adult life.
1449
01:31:13,962 --> 01:31:16,729
On my own for the first time.
1450
01:31:18,333 --> 01:31:21,401
It's a perfect time to stop blogging.
1451
01:31:28,109 --> 01:31:30,276
Can I do it?
1452
01:31:30,278 --> 01:31:33,780
Just live without describing everything I do?
1453
01:31:33,782 --> 01:31:38,651
Can I cancel my reality show and become a better person?
1454
01:31:38,653 --> 01:31:41,287
Do human beings ever dream a whole new life
1455
01:31:41,289 --> 01:31:42,922
and make it come true?
1456
01:31:42,924 --> 01:31:45,725
Or do they always go back to the way they were?
1457
01:31:49,931 --> 01:31:52,565
I guess there's only one way to find out.
1458
01:31:52,567 --> 01:31:56,636
Say goodbye to all of you and just live.
1459
01:31:56,638 --> 01:31:58,605
Really live.
1460
01:32:03,311 --> 01:32:05,511
My name is Carol Granthum.
1461
01:32:05,513 --> 01:32:07,580
I'm the mother of Amy Granthum,
1462
01:32:07,582 --> 01:32:11,584
whom you know as Katie Kampenfelt.
1463
01:32:13,421 --> 01:32:16,155
A few minutes after posting her final blog,
1464
01:32:16,157 --> 01:32:19,559
someone called Amy from a blocked number.
1465
01:32:19,561 --> 01:32:23,463
The call lasted a minute and 38 seconds.
1466
01:32:28,503 --> 01:32:30,169
A few minutes later
1467
01:32:30,171 --> 01:32:34,407
Amy got in her car, drove away
1468
01:32:34,409 --> 01:32:36,809
and never came back.
1469
01:32:36,811 --> 01:32:40,346
No one's seen or heard from her since.
1470
01:32:46,121 --> 01:32:48,655
She hasn't withdrawn any money from the bank
1471
01:32:48,657 --> 01:32:51,791
or even used her cell phone.
1472
01:32:51,793 --> 01:32:55,795
The police believe the person who called Amy that night
1473
01:32:55,797 --> 01:32:59,332
could very well hold the key to her whereabouts.
1474
01:33:02,804 --> 01:33:05,471
I'm writing because I need your help.
1475
01:33:05,473 --> 01:33:08,675
Please keep reading.
1476
01:33:08,677 --> 01:33:12,612
I have hired a private investigator.
1477
01:33:12,614 --> 01:33:16,149
He's questioned everyone in Amy's life.
1478
01:33:16,151 --> 01:33:17,950
He showed them her blog.
1479
01:33:21,022 --> 01:33:24,957
To hide her identity, she changed names and details.
1480
01:33:30,198 --> 01:33:31,664
Her boyfriend Aiden
1481
01:33:31,666 --> 01:33:34,967
says everything Amy wrote about him is true.
1482
01:33:34,969 --> 01:33:37,403
He has a terrible temper,
1483
01:33:37,405 --> 01:33:40,807
but he insists that he would never harm her.
1484
01:33:43,778 --> 01:33:46,646
Dan is not actually a college professor.
1485
01:33:46,648 --> 01:33:48,748
He manages a video store.
1486
01:33:48,750 --> 01:33:51,884
He says Amy's description of their relationship
1487
01:33:51,886 --> 01:33:53,786
was mostly accurate,
1488
01:33:53,788 --> 01:33:56,856
but that she never told him she was pregnant.
1489
01:34:00,528 --> 01:34:02,195
The couple she works for
1490
01:34:02,197 --> 01:34:05,631
dispute only the most important fact of the blog.
1491
01:34:05,633 --> 01:34:09,435
The husband denies any sexual involvement.
1492
01:34:14,809 --> 01:34:17,543
Jake Seidler is devastated.
1493
01:34:17,545 --> 01:34:21,581
He regrets the cruelty of his last voice message.
1494
01:34:27,021 --> 01:34:30,957
Amy's best friend Noelle is a drug addict.
1495
01:34:30,959 --> 01:34:33,025
She has a blocked phone number,
1496
01:34:33,027 --> 01:34:35,695
but she says that she did not call Amy
1497
01:34:35,697 --> 01:34:38,030
on the night she disappeared.
1498
01:34:41,302 --> 01:34:43,736
Roy Olson, her boss,
1499
01:34:43,738 --> 01:34:47,073
says word Amy wrote about him is true
1500
01:34:47,075 --> 01:34:50,943
except that he never offered to raise her child.
1501
01:34:56,251 --> 01:35:00,586
If any of you exchanged e-mails
or phone calls with Amy
1502
01:35:00,588 --> 01:35:02,588
in which she shared any information
1503
01:35:02,590 --> 01:35:04,524
that might help us to locate her
1504
01:35:04,526 --> 01:35:07,860
please, please write to me here.
1505
01:35:12,066 --> 01:35:16,335
Amy is a wonderful girl with a remarkable spirit.
1506
01:35:16,337 --> 01:35:20,039
She's my life, my whole heart.
1507
01:35:23,211 --> 01:35:24,811
Since her disappearance,
1508
01:35:24,813 --> 01:35:26,913
on nights when I can't sleep
1509
01:35:26,915 --> 01:35:30,616
I read and reread Amy's postings.
1510
01:35:30,618 --> 01:35:33,986
I read all of your e-mails
and comments too,
1511
01:35:33,988 --> 01:35:36,189
even the most vicious of them.
1512
01:35:36,191 --> 01:35:40,960
I ask myself:
who would want to hurt my daughter?
1513
01:35:40,962 --> 01:35:43,830
I hear the answer:
1514
01:35:43,832 --> 01:35:45,531
everyone.
1515
01:35:51,573 --> 01:35:55,074
♪ I did my time, I stood in line ♪
1516
01:35:55,076 --> 01:35:58,945
♪ I waited for so long ♪
1517
01:35:58,947 --> 01:36:00,980
♪ Stand in circles ♪
1518
01:36:00,982 --> 01:36:02,315
♪ Sitting duck ♪
1519
01:36:02,317 --> 01:36:05,718
♪ I finally jumped this pond ♪
1520
01:36:05,720 --> 01:36:09,555
♪ Now I get this year to live ♪
1521
01:36:09,557 --> 01:36:12,792
♪ I'm going to live it well ♪
1522
01:36:12,794 --> 01:36:16,662
♪ 'Cause I want something new to give ♪
1523
01:36:16,664 --> 01:36:19,966
♪ In my life's show-and-tell ♪
1524
01:36:19,968 --> 01:36:23,903
♪ I'm gonna try things, I'm gonna go there ♪
1525
01:36:23,905 --> 01:36:27,607
♪ Gonna take this all the way ♪
1526
01:36:27,609 --> 01:36:30,977
♪ Test my limits, I'm gonna wing it ♪
1527
01:36:30,979 --> 01:36:34,981
♪ And there's nothing you can say ♪
1528
01:36:34,983 --> 01:36:38,584
♪ So here I go with an open heart ♪
1529
01:36:38,586 --> 01:36:41,020
♪ 'Cause... ♪
1530
01:36:41,022 --> 01:36:44,657
♪ Right now my life starts
bum-ba-dum ♪
1531
01:36:44,659 --> 01:36:46,058
♪ Bum-bum-bum-ba-dum ♪
1532
01:36:46,060 --> 01:36:49,595
♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da da-da-da ♪
1533
01:36:49,597 --> 01:36:51,597
♪ Bum-ba-dum ♪
1534
01:36:51,599 --> 01:36:53,532
♪ Bum-bum-bum-ba-dum ♪
1535
01:36:53,534 --> 01:36:56,736
♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da da-da-da ♪
1536
01:36:56,738 --> 01:37:00,439
♪ Time to go off on my own ♪
1537
01:37:00,441 --> 01:37:03,142
♪ It's finally my turn ♪
1538
01:37:03,144 --> 01:37:04,510
♪ It's my turn ♪
1539
01:37:04,512 --> 01:37:05,878
♪ No right or wrong ♪
1540
01:37:05,880 --> 01:37:07,647
♪ 'Cause from now on ♪
1541
01:37:07,649 --> 01:37:10,583
♪ The stakes are how I learn ♪
1542
01:37:10,585 --> 01:37:11,918
♪ Hm-hmm ♪
1543
01:37:11,920 --> 01:37:14,954
♪ And now I get this year to live ♪
1544
01:37:14,956 --> 01:37:18,524
♪ I'm going to live it well ♪
1545
01:37:18,526 --> 01:37:22,461
♪ 'Cause I want something new to give ♪
1546
01:37:22,463 --> 01:37:25,398
♪ In my life's show-and-tell ♪
1547
01:37:25,400 --> 01:37:28,901
♪ I'm gonna try things, I'm gonna go there ♪
1548
01:37:28,903 --> 01:37:32,972
♪ Gonna take this all the way ♪
1549
01:37:32,974 --> 01:37:36,275
♪ Test my limits, I'm gonna wing it ♪
1550
01:37:36,277 --> 01:37:39,512
♪ And there's nothing you can say ♪
1551
01:37:39,514 --> 01:37:40,913
♪ Oh, whoa ♪
1552
01:37:40,915 --> 01:37:44,116
♪ So here I go with an open heart ♪
1553
01:37:44,118 --> 01:37:46,352
♪ 'Cause... ♪
1554
01:37:46,354 --> 01:37:48,654
♪ Right now my life starts ♪
1555
01:37:48,656 --> 01:37:51,958
♪ Oh, whoa ♪
1556
01:37:51,960 --> 01:37:54,627
♪ But I know you're scared ♪
1557
01:37:54,629 --> 01:37:56,762
♪ And it's tough to bear ♪
1558
01:37:56,764 --> 01:38:00,599
♪ That your little girl just walked out the door ♪
1559
01:38:00,601 --> 01:38:02,635
♪ She's gone, she's gone ♪
1560
01:38:02,637 --> 01:38:05,404
♪ But it's time to see ♪
1561
01:38:05,406 --> 01:38:07,206
♪ The bad girl is me ♪
1562
01:38:07,208 --> 01:38:12,044
♪ And I just ain't that little anymore ♪
1563
01:38:12,046 --> 01:38:15,915
♪ Oh, whoa ♪
1564
01:38:15,917 --> 01:38:20,052
♪ I'm gonna try things, I'm gonna go there ♪
1565
01:38:20,054 --> 01:38:24,690
♪ Gonna take this all the way ♪
1566
01:38:24,692 --> 01:38:28,194
♪ Test my limits, I'm gonna wing it ♪
1567
01:38:28,196 --> 01:38:31,030
♪ And there's nothing you can say ♪
1568
01:38:31,032 --> 01:38:32,765
♪ There's nothing you can say ♪
1569
01:38:32,767 --> 01:38:36,102
♪ So here I go with an open heart ♪
1570
01:38:36,104 --> 01:38:38,504
♪ 'Cause... ♪
1571
01:38:38,506 --> 01:38:41,841
♪ Right now my life starts ♪
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