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I am Knull.

God of the void.

Slicer of worlds.

Long ago, when light invaded my kingdom,

my symbiote children betrayed me

and imprisoned me here.

At last, a codex has been created.

It is the key to my freedom.

It will unlock this prison.

I order you

to search the corners of the universe

until you find this key.

Find me the codex.

And when I escape

and annihilate every living planet

and destroy my symbiote offspring,

I will reward you with your lives.

So you're saying

in this universe, there's these superhero people.

All right.

So tell me again about your purple alien friend

who really loves stones.

'Cause I'll tell you what, man,

aliens,

they do not love stones.

-Eddie, don't start. -No, no.

They do not love stones.

Do you know what they love?

They love eating brains!

Because that's what they do.

Senor, he made my family disappear.

For five years.

Mm.

Well, five years, huh?

Sí.

Well, that is a long time.

All right.

Eddie!

We are drunk.

We're home!

I'm so done with the multiverse shit.

And I like our version of the barman better.

Ow.

My head hurts.

I feel like I'm drunk

but I'm also hungover at the same time.

Eddie!

You want a Bloody María.

Oh, yeah!

-No. -I don't want a drink.

Ay, Dios mío.

Stop! You are destroying this man's bar.

Tequila!

I'm having the time of my life, Eddie!

I'd rather have a glass of water.

Be a man, Eddie!

We should've been a bartender.

Tequila!

-I did it. -I did it.

Senor?

What the hell were those things?

I was born with them.

Freaking bar. I'm done with this shit.

This is Keli Reule

reporting from San Francisco.

Police are still trying to locate former reporter

-Eddie Brock for questioning... -Oh, no.

...after the tragic death of Detective Patrick Mulligan.

No.

Detective Mulligan was found impaled

amidst a series of bizarre happenings

at the city's cathedral.

They think that I killed him.

How long can he evade authorities?

Only time will tell.

If we are on the news here,

we are on the news everywhere.

Well, we can't go back to San Francisco.

And I'm not staying down here,

hiding for the rest of my life in Mexico.

That's for sure.

Where will we go?

I don't know. I-I don't know.

Ooh.

That could work. Hey.

This judge got me kicked out of New York.

-What a dick! -Yeah.

I still got a ton of shit on him, too.

I've always wanted to see the Statue of Liberty.

Maybe we could blackmail him...

and clear my name.

Let's go!

Road trip!

Let's get the hell out of here.

Keep the change!

We keep our heads down, and we keep moving.

We are fugitives.

We are on the run.

Yes, we are innocent, yes,

but I will eat every bad guy that gets in our way.

I need a Tylenol.

Do you hear that?

Hmm.

Someone's in trouble.

And I need fuel for the road.

Yeah, okay.

That way.

Bad men, Eddie.

Are we the Lethal Protector or not?

Do your thing.

Easy-peasy.

Jesus.

Cute!

I promise not to eat it.

They're fighting dogs.

I draw the line at fighting dogs, pal.

Qué haces aquí, pendejo?

Oye, vato. You're in the wrong place.

Oh, hello.

This is our territory.

Well, I assume

by the threatening look on your faces that I, uh...

I ought to be scared, right?

Pues you took the wrong path, hermano.

We can't let you leave.

I have a headache,

on account of the fact that I was drinking a lot.

I'm gonna be honest.

I have a really dark and unpredictable side to me.

We all have monsters inside us.

Not like this.

So dark that it is highly likely

to tear your head off and feed it to your asshole.

Or me!

You can feed it to me.

Yeah, or I can feed it to him.

Yeah.

All right, look. Whoa, whoa. Come on. I got a suggestion.

-No. Stop speaking. -I'm not gonna stop speaking.

This is for you.

I'm doing this for your benefit, all right?

I don't have to, okay? So pay attention.

We're gonna find all of these dogs loving forever homes

because what you're doing

is reprehensible.

And what does your mother think of you, man?

My mother's dead, culero.

You made it awkward.

-I'm sorry to hear that. -Calla!

Ah?

Parto la madre.

Ah?

Entiendes?

-I'm giving you a chance. -Ah.

Sweetie, I-I really am giving you a chance.

You should probably take it.

-Sí? -Sí.

Quién?

-Say when. -When.

Hola , bitches.

Who's a bad boy?

Now, that's some sturdy footwear.

Where you going?

Home.

Nah.

What... are you?

-We are... -We're Venom!

-We are... -Venom!

-No. -Oh.

-Yeah, we... are Venom. -We are Venom.

What?

We're totally gonna need to work on that.

Mm, mm! That was delicious!

You're welcome.

Thank you.

You take me to all the finest places.

Let's get the hell out of here.

Where's my shoe?

Oh, hey, buddy.

That's my shoe. That's my shoe.

That's my shoe.

Give me my shoe.

These will fit.

Now we are on the run.

For something we actually did do.

And I got stuck with a superhero who can't fly.

Want to bet?

There you are.

Get me General Strickland.

What the...

Viral shedding.

These things want to live.

-Hola. -Hola.

Tell me about the man who was just here.

He was acting, like, crazy, talking to himself.

What was he saying?

He-he had these big, massive, wild arms.

They were bobbling like this.

Bring him.

You think there are another

brother and sister on one of those stars...

...looking at the same sky?

I'll be able to tell you one day.

My twin brother,

a future NASA scientist.

One day.

When thunder roars, head indoors.

No!

He's on life support.

Get him to emergency symbiosis now.

It should be you.

This just came across our news desk

and it bears repeating.

For all you alien enthusiasts out there, it's a sad day.

Washington has finally announced

the decommissioning of Area 51.

The controversial site is famous

for its alleged testing on aliens.

In other news today...

Strickland.

Strickland authorized.

It's finally happening, then.

Yeah.

Yes, ma'am.

Be nothing left but rock and dust.

And roaches.

Even the biggest of bangs couldn't kill 'em.

They've been around 280 million years and counting.

I did not know that, Dr. Paine.

Good to go.

-Have a good one, Gus. -You, too.

-Thank you. -Yes, ma'am.

Dr. Kendall, report to trans bay three.

Dr. Kendall, report to transportation bay three.

Morning, Dr. Paine. We'll keep 'em safe for you.

I still don't think anyone wants my old beater, Jim.

Never judge a book by its cover.

Reminder:

This facility is now under heightened security protocol.

Early morning wake-up, General Strickland.

Looks like all your dreams came true.

I know how that must bug you.

He arrived shortly before you did.

Did our new friend give him any trouble?

You see, that's exactly the problem.

What?

Your assumption we're meeting friends.

Morning.

Good morning.

The bonding was successful.

I heard.

You always have this look on your face

like something terrible is imminent.

Because in my line of work,

something terrible is always imminent.

We contain them, you study them.

It's how it works.

Let's have a look.

-Hello, Doctor. -Morning.

His other symbiote left him for dead.

We saved him.

He would have died.

Oh, try lowering those levels.

Morning, Sadie.

Let me get that.

We got this down in Mexico.

Hi. Welcome.

Any more on where the rest of him is?

-We're getting there. -Update me as you have it.

I don't get this obsession.

I told you-- my mom made me this pin.

It's July.

-I'll see you in there. -Mm-hmm.

Everyone on this side is weird.

Leave her alone, Rex.

God forbid anyone should actually enjoy their work.

Area 51 will be fully decommissioned

by the end of the week.

It's just a shipwreck anyway,

and they're tired of the tourists.

But we don't exist down here.

A hundred feet subsurface,

undetectable to any human...

or nonhuman.

No one's phoning home from here.

My brother's greatest ambition

was to work up there at 51 doing what I do.

I wish I could've shown him what we've built down here.

You're okay.

Just... try to breathe.

Okay?

When my brother and I were kids, they told us

that UFOs were just weather balloons, space trash.

Kubrick directed the moon landing in a Hollywood studio.

Cool story.

Where are you going? This first.

Is there an increased risk of exposure?

It's not us I'm worried about.

You know we carry all kinds of viruses and bacteria

that could be harmful to a sensitive life-form.

And we don't know exactly what we're dealing with here.

As long as we're keeping the guests safe.

This is the first time we've had

a host compatible with one of our symbiotes.

And now we'll be able

to talk to one.

Monsters.

He's been experiencing panic surges since we bonded him.

You try "Jingle Bells"?

So soothing.

Wow. Why didn't I think of that?

Release him.

Monsters.

I'm Dr. Paine.

Teddy.

You're safe here.

I'm gonna help you.

Both of you.

Monsters.

The transfer was successful.

We had no choice.

We had to try and save you.

Monsters.

You're broken, too.

May I...

May I ask you some questions?

Is the symbiote communicating with you?

Do you hear it?

Sound distresses them.

Okay.

Why are they here?

What do they want?

-Safe haven. -Safe haven?

We were running.

Is he talking about the other symbiotes?

I think so.

His creatures search the universe for us.

But we will be found.

And when we are, he will kill us all.

Who?

There will be nothing left.

Here? On Earth?

Why were they running?

Because there is a dark,

cold sea

around this universe.

What is it?

You don't want to know.

I've s-seen the f-future.

The darkness...

has teeth.

This is your captain speaking.

We are currently cruising at a comfortable 31,000 feet.

If you look out there to your left just now,

you'll see the Grand Canyon.

Told you we could fly.

Oh, my God!

Direct to New York.

My mouth is so dry!

And we clear your name.

It's so unpleasantly cold!

How does Tom Cruise do this?

He doesn't whine like a little bitch!

What was that?

What is that?

Oh, fu...!

I'm sorry, Eddie, but I got to disappear.

-What, now? -We're in deep shit.

Why did you do that?

I will explain.

No! No!

No! No!

Oh, I'm gonna go ahead and say

that this is the shittest hangover of all time.

Look at it, Eddie.

Isn't it just astonishing?

Oh, shut up.

I don't think I mind

living here forever.

We just came face-to-face

with a literal death machine.

Forever seems pretty optimistic.

With the decommissioning of Area 51,

will the Pentagon finally admit

that they've been holding UAPs?

That's "unidentified aerial phenomena" to you.

Yeah, Dad, we know.

What I wouldn't give to see who built one of those things.

That's why we cashed in our savings

and came on this road trip, babe.

Hmm?

So you could finally get to see...

That it's bullshit?

Yeah, well, what if I'm right?

Then I really hope we don't end up

in an alien space lab with probes up our asses.

Or dead.

"Asses."

Whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa-ho!

Kicked up some gravel there.

-Hang tight, family. -You good?

That was wild.

-Did the dog vomit? -Yeah.

Okay

We've got this.

Soft landing. Bend your knees.

Engage your core. Engage your core!

-Whoa, whoa. -Yes! Yes, that's it.

Yes. That's it!

-Whoa. -Well done.

That was terrifying.

Uh, this is not New York.

No, this is a wasteland.

I'm detecting passive aggression.

-Are you? -Yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry. How about some active aggression?

-You just threw me off a 757... -Mm.

...without even the slightest consideration

for my chronic vertigo.

It was an Airbus A320.

Was it? I am sorry.

All right.

And what was that thing--

that thing that we just juiced back there?

You're not going to like this.

No, I can absolutely guarantee you that I'm not gonna.

What are you doing? Why are you doing that?

That's, uh... You're being weird.

That's creepy.

That was a Xenophage.

-A what? -A Xenophage.

-A symbiote hunter. -Of course.

Problem is, if she has found her way here,

others will soon follow.

Others?

The Xenophage's maker also created us symbiotes.

So that's your sister.

All the symbiotes turned on him,

locked him up on Klyntar.

Your planet.

-No, not a planet. -Not your planet.

A prison we built for him to sleep...

-Of course. -...for eternity!

What's his name, then?

I didn't hear a word you said.

-Knull. -Knull.

No!

This is serious, Eddie.

Let's just not talk.

Quiet.

What does this "Xyla-Xyn" thingy,

this symbiote hunter, want with you anyway?

It doesn't. It wants us.

We have something it needs.

We only have this shitty shirt.

We got one boot and sunburn.

And the codex.

The what, now?

I'll show you.

Damn it, what are you doing?

Let's say you died.

I could bring you back to life.

Well, I like that.

But if I did, our separate life forces

would become one single force

called a codex.

What the hell is a codex?

It's a key.

A key that unlocks a cage.

The prison on Klyntar.

It would free our creator.

Well, thank God we haven't died.

Yeah, except that one time.

Oh, no. No.

So you're telling me we're carrying this thing.

That's why the Xenophage is hunting us.

What do we do?

She can only see the codex

when a symbiote is in its full true form.

Right.

You mean you can't come out?

I can do this. I can do this.

But if I fully transform,

the codex sends her a tracking signal.

She'll find us, rip it out of our spine

and free Knull from Klyntar.

So how do we get rid of this codex?

As long as you and I both live, the codex exists.

If one of us should die...

-No. -...the codex would die.

-That's not gonna work for me. -Nor me.

That Xenophage was fast.

It won't take long for the Feds to tie us

to those four headless bodies we left in Mexico.

-We got to get out of here. -Yeah, we better go.

Ah.

Four legs are better than one.

Be honest with me, buddy.

How fast do you think you can get that thing to go

without killing it?

Only one way to find out.

Don't scare him.

Don't scare horsey-horsey-horse.

Nice horsey.

Hey.

Nice horsey.

Surprise, horsey!

I love horsey!

♪ Don't stop me ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm having a good time ♪

♪ Having a good time... ♪

-Let's go. -Whoa.

Yeehaw!

♪ In a racing car passing by... ♪

Ride me, cowboy!

You are an asshole!

I swear to God, when I get off this horse,

I'm gonna kick your ass, you mother--

♪ 200 degrees, that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit... ♪

Now, that's horsepower!

Safe haven?

No. They're not here for a safe haven.

How about a new home, evict the current tenants?

I think you've watched too many alien invasion movies, Rex.

Have I?

They were running. That's what he said.

Don't kid yourself.

They were always migrating.

A meteor carrying symbiote life

crashes on Earth, and they all survive.

Coincidence? Give me a break.

All right.

Let's go get 'em.

You're so desperate to believe

that they're here for altruistic reasons.

Makes you dangerous.

We just intercepted an emergency call

from an Airbus out of Mexico

saying a man jumped off the plane over Sequoia.

We'll take the Osprey.

Eyes wide, Paine.

I can't feel my balls.

That... that was horrible.

Visual on suspect.

Take him out.

Collect the symbiote.

Team Six engaged.

Disengage harness. Let's go.

-No! The codex! -Can't let you die.

Where did that come from?

-Morph! -Copy.

-Time to go. -Hell yeah.

What happened?

There's something else out here.

Something else?

He said this would happen.

I just lost three people.

Can you collect any samples?

Samples?

Those were not Feds.

Those were some Special Forces shit.

They were trying to kill us.

Yeah. Yeah, great. Great.

So now we have the cops, the United States Army

and some creature from hell hunting us.

Oh, God, I just saw blood mist

spray out of the back of an alien's face.

I killed someone.

They didn't give you a choice.

You didn't give me a choice.

-I couldn't get to you. -Not in the rapids.

A year ago when you stole my life.

We've been together for a whole year?

A year too long.

Just stay hidden while we get to New York

without getting killed.

We need you to come out.

The thing you talked about, the creature...

it's here.

It killed some people.

Wow.

He's so beautiful.

I sense...

I sense my own.

And yet, the one Knull seeks

is not here.

What does he seek?

The black one.

Brock's symbiote?

He's the only one who carries a codex.

The end is Knull.

You need your suit.

Still worried about giving this thing a cold?

Venom carries the key to Knull's freedom.

He must never obtain it.

Or your race will be killed.

You.

And you.

And...

you.

Everyone, everything.

How do we stop whatever's up there from coming down here?

You can't.

He's older than the universe.

He needs the key.

Then everything will end.

How do we stop him from getting it?

If the symbiote and the host are alive,

then the codex is alive.

And if one of them dies?

The codex dies.

The codex dies.

-Rex, you can't be serious. -Oh, I'm game.

Destroying the codex is the only way

it remains unobtainable, right?

Hey, buddy, I'm talking to you.

Destroying it?

We have barely even scratched the surface.

My people are dead.

Something is coming that cannot be beaten.

I'm stopping all this shit right now.

-Science is sacrifice. -Teddy.

This is serious.

Listen to her.

Have you spoken to your family recently?

Is everything okay?

Yeah.

♪ Myoho renge kyo, namu myoho... ♪

I smell wet dog.

And sausamages!

Hey, friend-o.

You okay there?

No, I'm not okay.

Uh, it's pretty wild out there.

-I know. -Yeah.

You hungry?

Yes.

Come over.

Thank you.

So, uh, this is my wife, Nova Moon.

Hi.

-Hey. -And these are my kids,

Echo and Leaf.

-A lifetime in therapy. -Don't.

Huh?

Don't you dare.

Wow. How beautiful are your children? Hmm?

And that's Blue...

-...who is a... -Dog.

And I'm Martin.

-Hey, Martin. -Hey.

-I'm Eddie. -Nice to meet you, Eddie.

You, too. Pleasure.

Come. Sit, please.

-Okay. Oh... -Come on.

-Thank you. Yeah. -Thank you.

Jesus Christ.

So, right.

Oh.

So, nothing died on that plate. Namaste, man.

-Thank you. -Hard pass!

Oh, dear.

Eddie, where you headed?

-Uh, New York. -Oh, wow.

-Yeah. -All right.

Long way to New York with naked shrimps, man.

Yeah.

We could ride you out to Vegas.

Yeah.

These people are weird, I'm telling you.

That would be so kind. Thank you.

-You're welcome. -Of course.

Life's one big adventure.

Who doesn't love making new friends?

Right?

This guy is so one of those serial killer hitchhikers from

-my favorite murder podcast. -Ha-ha!

Baby, not now.

How has social services not taken us away yet?

She... she... she's joking.

-I'm not. -Please, honey.

So, we're riding the Extraterrestrial Highway.

-Yep. -The whatchamawhosit?

It-it's the road that leads to Area 51.

See if we can spot us an alien

before they shut the place down forever, you know?

It's, uh... it's my lifelong dream.

We could show him right now.

Not a believer?

Actually, Martin, uh...

How do I put this? Uh...

-I am. -Oh.

Actually, I am a big, big believer.

-You're not that big. -Oh, what, you a comedian now?

No, actually, I was in I.T.

-Were you? -Yeah.

-That's so cool. -Oh, thanks.

I, uh... I hope you don't get disappointed, you know?

And I hope that if you do find one,

I hope you meet a really good alien,

not a...

not a bad... one.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

Well, I know a dark force when I see one, Eddie.

It's kind of hot in here.

Oh, you'll get used to it.

AC's really bad for your health, you know.

All right. Family ready?

Yep.

Guest ready?

Let's rock this camper.

♪ Ground Control to Major Tom ♪

Oh, I love a sing-along!

♪ Ground Control to Major Tom ♪

Shoot me in the face.

♪ Take your protein pills ♪

♪ And put your helmet on ♪

Oh, yeah!

-This is my jam! -♪ Ten, nine ♪

♪ Ground control to Major Tom ♪

♪ Eight, seven, six ♪

-♪ Commencing countdown ♪ -♪ Five ♪

-♪ Engines on ♪ -♪ Four, three ♪

-♪ Two, one ♪ -♪ Check ignition ♪

♪ And may God's love be with you ♪

♪ Liftoff! ♪

Come on, Eddie, sing along.

-I'm good, thanks. -You know the words.

Just think of this as the tour bus.

We're the band, and you can be the groupie.

Come on. Don't be square.

Don't get me started.

♪ This is Major Tom ♪

♪ To Ground Control ♪

♪ I'm stepping through the door ♪

♪ And I'm floating in a most peculiar way ♪

Cheer up.

♪ And the stars look very different today ♪

Why?

♪ For here am I ♪

Why is this happening?

♪ Sitting in a tin can ♪

Can made of tin!

♪ Far above the world ♪

Like a bathtub, Eddie.

♪ Planet Earth is blue ♪

♪ And there's nothing I can do ♪

♪ This is Ground Control ♪

♪ To Major Tom... ♪

Sometimes I think we would've been happier

with a life like this.

♪ And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear... ♪

-You know? -Yep.

♪ Now it's time to leave the capsule ♪

I know.

♪ If you dare ♪

♪ This is Major Tom ♪

♪ To Ground Control ♪

♪ I'm stepping through the door ♪

♪ And I'm floating in a most peculiar way ♪

♪ And the stars look very different today ♪

♪ For here am I ♪

♪ Sitting in a tin can ♪

♪ Far above the world... ♪

You like chocolate?

Shh.

They don't let us eat sugar.

They don't?

I have a friend who loves chocolate.

Thank you.

It's very kind of you.

I don't want to see an alien.

You don't?

It's scary.

Okay.

Well, you know, it's okay to be scared.

I'm scared, like... like, all the time.

Promise I won't see one?

Buddy.

Aliens are not real.

Okay? I promise.

Okay?

You said the right thing.

You would make a good dad.

We've come a long way, you and me.

We have many more roads to travel, buddy.

Wouldn't that be nice?

You say something?

Hmm? No. Just...

dreaming, I guess.

That's the Nierika.

-Nierika? -Yeah.

There's a doorway in our minds

that usually remains hidden and secret

until the time of death.

Crazy things in this world, Eddie.

You can see 'em if you're open.

Oh, I've seen them.

Mm.

I'm glad we didn't eat this fine family.

♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la, la ♪

♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la, la-la, la ♪

♪ Now that I've lost everything to you ♪

♪ You say you want to start something new ♪

♪ And it's breaking my heart you're leaving ♪

♪ Baby, I'm grieving ♪

♪ But if you want to leave, take good care... ♪

Welcome to the city of second chances.

Whoa.

♪ Ooh, baby, baby, it's a wild world ♪

♪ It's hard to get by just upon a smile... ♪

Thank you. Thank you.

-Wow. -Take care, buddy. Thank you.

-Stay, Blue. Stay. -Thank you. Take care, Blue.

Vegas.

Listen, I just want you to have this.

-Please. And, um... -Oh, Martin, that's a lot of...

-Thank you. -Quality support cushioning.

Plus, they come with an antimicrobial footbed.

No! Reject them.

Worse than Crocs.

Thank you.

♪ Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world ♪

♪ But I'll always remember you ♪

Goodbye, Martin.

It's goodbye for now.

That's what I like to think, Eddie.

Okay, bye.

Hey, Martin.

Remember that-that doorway...

The Nierika?

Yeah. It's, uh, it's open.

All right?

Just... be safe.

Okay.

Thanks.

Oh, Jesus.

Well, this is an all-time low.

You have chocolate.

Mmm. Yum!

Oh, God.

Loosest slots in town! Loosest slots in town!

I would like to see her when we get to New York, Eddie.

You know, she was built to welcome visitors

to America, buddy.

And that's you.

You think so, Eddie?

Oh, yeah, I know so.

When we get out of this mess, we're gonna go see her,

and we're gonna say, "Hi, Lady Liberty."

And see a Broadway show!

Yeah, sure.

Wow! I know how much you hate musicals.

Yeah, it's gonna be great.

What's next, Thelma?

Well, Louise,

I'm not sure 20 bucks is gonna get us much

in the way of a motor transport.

And I'm not ever riding an alien horse again.

So I guess it looks like we're stealing cars.

No! I've watched "Rain Man,"

and in my infinite wisdom as a celestial being,

working the system is easy.

-Uh... -We hit the slots,

then blackjack, then roulette.

Bingo-bango!

Luxury ride, Bluetooth sound system,

AC and the top down.

Because that's how we roll.

Paris Casino has a strict dress code.

No, you know what? It's a hotel.

These are my vacation clothes.

Get better ones.

He's not wrong.

-Look at you. -No.

Don't push it, all right, buddy?

All right.

Want a hand?

Yes.

I didn't mean knock him out.

-What are you doing? -He was being a dick.

-Yeah, but... -Oh, look.

We need a disguise.

What are we doing?

-Hey. -Hey, man.

Hi.

-Oh, God. -Warm.

Why do you keep knocking people out?

What is wrong with you?

Jesus, why?

So sorry, buddy.

I am so, so sorry.

Eddie. Yeah, baby.

Now no one will recognize us.

Seriously.

You could get voted "People's" sexiest man of the year

if anyone cared who you were anymore.

I've won "sexy man" awards before.

Course you have.

-Hey. Hey. -Yeah?

The guy that did that-- I saw it.

He's in the... in the arch over there. He's shit-faced.

-Thank you, sir. -All right.

We are bad people.

Yeah, we are.

We're keeping these shoes, by the way.

We are so money, and we know it.

-Welcome to the Paris. -Thank you.

No. Thank you.

♪ Baby, here I am ♪

♪ I'm a man on the scene ♪

♪ I can give you what you want ♪

♪ But you got to go home with me ♪

♪ I've got some good ol' loving ♪

♪ And I got some in store... ♪

Oh, yes!

Let me multiply that 20.

Let me quadruplify it.

What are you doing?

No, this is all the money that we have.

♪ Luck be a lady tonight ♪

No.

Snazzy jacket! Let's eat him and steal it.

I know Lady Luck is on our side tonight.

No, I would say that Lady Luck

is definitely not on your side tonight.

In fact, I would even go so far to say

that Lady Luck hates you, buddy.

I can't stop now.

Of course you can't stop.

What is this feeling? It's like...

-This feeling? -Ah!

It's like all of my problems have gone away.

Do this all the time.

Eddie.

I need more money.

But we... but we don't have any more money, buddy.

Goddamn it!

Y-You are a sore loser.

You're a sore loser!

I think you broke my foot.

Ah, Lady Luck is a fickle slut!

We should have played that machine.

Yes, yes, yes!

No effing way.

Eddie Brock?!

Mrs. Chen.

-Sorry, that's not your... -Eddie! It's Mrs. Chen!

Oh, Mrs. Chen.

Eddie, baby!

Mrs. Chen. Mrs. Chen!

-I'm gonna cry. -Me, too.

Wow. What happened to you?

-You look hot. -So do you.

-Really hot. -I always look hot.

-Yeah. -Is the big guy in there?

-Y-Yeah. -Do you like my dress?

I've been winning so big,

they gave me a credit line at the clothes store.

And then the penthouse suite.

Wow. You know, I stole this suit

off a guy who pissed on me.

I knocked him out. I left him in a bush.

Well, that explains the stink.

You could use my room to clean up, and then we party.

Oh, that would be so good.

And room service.

Yes!

We got him.

Positive I.D. on Brock.

CCTV hit, the Paris Hotel.

Vegas.

Have we reconstituted the Six?

Yes, sir.

Put 'em in.

The Six are en route.

They'll bring him in.

At this time, I'm requesting control

of the Imperium Program.

You have my permission, General.

When thunder roars,

head indoors.

Let's dance, baby.

-No. No. N-No. -Yeah! I love dancing!

Are you crazy? That thing will find us.

Don't be a party pooper.

No. Do... do not encourage him.

You know what, Mrs. Chen, we are fugitives.

We are on the run, so thank you for having us.

Um, we got to go.

You're no fun!

-One last dance before you go. -We never do anything

-I want to do. -What?

Just a little dance.

And you gave away my chickens.

Yeah!

Let's cut a rug, Mrs. Chen.

I give up.

Oh, no, I cannot unsee that.

I cannot unsee that.

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ You can dance ♪

♪ You can jive ♪

♪ Having the time of our lives ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ See that girl ♪

♪ Watch that scene, diggin' the dancing queen ♪

When did you two practice this?

♪ Friday night and the lights are low ♪

♪ Looking out for a place to go ♪

♪ Where they play the right music ♪

♪ Getting in the swing, you come to look for a king... ♪

Goddamn it!

I told you this would happen!

Don't panic.

She can't see the codex.

What the hell is that?

Wow. So ugly!

Stay very calm.

She can't see the thing she's looking for.

Target acquired.

-You leave Eddie alone! -Silence!

My shoes.

Go. Move out, move out!

Wow.

Area 51.

-Yeah. -Huh?

Yeah.

We made it.

You finally got to see it, Dad.

It's kind of cool...

I guess.

Yeah.

Leaf.

Where you going, hon?

Well, let's see if we can't find us something cooler.

Come on. Come on, guys.

Okay, babe. Lifelong dream.

All right. Go, go, go, go, go!

I smell alien.

He's deteriorating without his host.

Poor thing.

Put him below with the others.

Safer there.

Down, down.

Come on, come on.

All right.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

I think we're gonna get a better view from up there.

Follow me, guys. Come on.

This is so exciting.

I can't believe we're here.

Wow.

Whoa.

Oh, wow.

What is this?

It's all broken.

So sad.

Buddy?

Hey, buddy?

Oh, no.

No.

Oh, my God, how many hangovers can you have in one day?

Eddie?

Hello?

They did this to me.

Mulligan?

-Why? -You're alive?

What are you doing here?

We're being hunted, Eddie.

You have what he needs.

Protect the codex from dark hands.

A symbiote army waits here.

Free them.

Protect it, Eddie.

Knull must stay locked away.

Eddie, I'm Dr. Paine.

Where's my friend?

He's safe for now.

Great news.

Oh, shit.

We're all done here.

All of this is out of your hands.

This is my lab.

No, no, not yours.

You just work here-- or you did.

You, Christmas, you're going home.

And what about them?

-You heard what it said. -Hands up.

The codex only exists if they're both alive.

Yeah, we're good. We're good.

You killed one of my people.

I'm returning the favor personally.

Please escort Dr. Paine out of here.

-No. -Don't move!

Christmas, time to go.

Hey.

Big mistake.

Fire!

-Run! -Oh, my...

-Oh, my God! -Fall back, fall back!

Venom, run. Go!

Let's go! Move!

Clear! Clear!

Release the symbiotes!

Go! Go!

-Come on. -Go! Go!

Hurry up! Move!

Get back!

Jim!

Bring her down!

Get back!

Let's go.

Take her down.

Come on!

Get the codex out of here.

Go, go, go!

That's our way out.

You, break us out of here!

There's no aliens here, kids.

Mm.

Best shoes ever!

Whoa! What was that?

Let's go!

Okay.

We got to go! Move it!

Get these people out of here!

We are leaving!

Move! Move, move!

It's all right. It's all right, kids.

Aliens!

Alien invasion!

Alien attack!

Motherfucker!

-You two, get airborne! -Right away, sir!

On me!

Hurry up! Airborne! Move, move, move!

In the Hummers! Go!

We've got to get the codex as far away as possible.

It's Eddie?

-It's Eddie. -It's Eddie.

-Eddie! -Eddie?

-Hey! -Oh, no.

-Eddie! Eddie! -Eddie!

Martin. And family.

You can't be here, Martin.

Dark forces, man.

Eddie, can you help us?

I lied. Aliens are real.

My best friend in the whole world is one.

He's gonna get you out of here, okay?

Okay.

Don't-don't be scared.

Hi.

Wow.

Pleasure to meet you.

Thanks for the chocolate.

You're welcome.

No!

-Mom! Dad! -Whoa! Whoa!

Dad!

-Hold on, kids! -Look out!

Hold on, kids!

Eddie!

He was trying to protect you.

We are not the bad guys!

-Echo! Leaf. -My baby, my baby.

-Mom! -Oh, my God.

-Thank you, Eddie. -You're welcome.

You got to be kidding me.

Get in!

Run!

Go. Bring me that codex.

What's that noise?

She phoned home.

Oh, shit.

-Oh, God. -Get down! Get down!

Come on, you guys! Get down here!

-Come on. -Take cover! Take cover!

-Dad! Dad! -I got you.

She saved us.

There's only one thing that's gonna distract them.

-Copy. -Okay.

-Get 'em back to their van! -What?

Come on! Hurry, hurry!

I'm gonna round them up. Have the chopper follow me.

Go, go, go! Go!

Go!

He's leading them to a kill box.

When you get a lock, vaporize 'em!

We're home. We're back.

Okay, okay, home.

-Run! -Go, kids. Go. Come on.

Hurry. Hurry, honey.

Thank you.

Aliens suck!

Light 'em up.

Copy that.

Target eliminated.

No! No! No!

Thompson down!

It's coming down! Go!

Oh, sh...

Let's finish this.

With pleasure.

The chopper blades!

I got you.

Okay. It's okay.

Get him somewhere safe.

Oh, God.

I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.

Okay. Okay.

No.

Okay. Okay.

Still living your brother's dream?

Oh, my God.

I'm coming.

-I'm coming! -Dad, come on!

-Dad, Dad, run! Come on! -Dad!

I'm proud of you, Eddie.

You did it all yourself.

Well, some of it.

I really would have liked to have seen her.

Who?

Lady Liberty.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, well, we're going.

We're gonna go just as soon as we get...

out of here.

They're just going to keep coming.

We'll never leave this place, friend.

Oh, God.

Okay, well, uh...

I thought we were gonna be the Lethal Protector.

We are.

That's what this is.

Yeah.

All right.

All right.

Come and get us.

-Go. -Huh?

Go.

Go.

Oh, my God.

What are you doing?

I'll never forget you.

Don't forget me either, Eddie.

No.

Time to go.

Strickland.

Strickland authorized.

No.

Strickland.

Strickland authorized.

Huh? Huh?

Huh?

It's just bye for now.

No. No. No! No!

Go!

No, Eddie!

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Shh.

Nierika.

Hey, buddy.

I just had a crazy dream.

Buddy?

He's not coming back.

But I need him back.

He wasn't meant for this place.

You couldn't have kept him.

And he couldn't have kept you.

For your bravery, you both have the heartfelt thanks

of a grateful nation.

Eddie, you're free to start your life again.

Everything that happened in San Francisco

and in the last few days,

consider it expunged.

Just so you're clear, of course,

you ever breathe a word of this to any living soul,

you will spend the rest of that life

in the coldest, darkest hole imaginable.

Good luck, Eddie.

♪ Here's to the ones that we got ♪

♪ Cheers to the wish you were here, but you're not ♪

♪ 'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories ♪

♪ Of everything we've been through ♪

♪ Toast to the ones here today ♪

♪ Toast to the ones that we lost on the way ♪

♪ 'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories ♪

♪ And the memories bring back, memories bring back you ♪

♪ There's a time that I remember ♪

♪ When I did not know no pain ♪

♪ When I believed in forever ♪

♪ Everything would stay the same ♪

♪ Now my heart feel like December ♪

♪ When somebody say your name ♪

♪ 'Cause I can't reach out to call you ♪

♪ But I know I will one day, yeah ♪

♪ Everybody hurts sometimes ♪

♪ Everybody hurts someday, ay, ay ♪

♪ But everything gon' be all right ♪

♪ Go and raise a glass and say, ay ♪

♪ Here's to the ones that we got ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Cheers to the wish you were here, but you're not ♪

♪ 'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories ♪

♪ Of everything we've been through ♪

♪ No, no ♪

♪ Toast to the ones here today ♪

♪ Ay ♪

♪ Toast to the ones that we lost on the way ♪

♪ 'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories ♪

♪ And the memories bring back, memories bring back you... ♪

I won't forget you, buddy.

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo, doo, doo ♪

♪ Ooh, yeah ♪

♪ Memories bring back, memories bring back you ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, doh, doh ♪

♪ Memories bring back, memories bring back you ♪

♪ Give me one last dance before we hit the ground ♪

♪ Push me into overdrive, what a lovely way to die ♪

♪ If you're with me by my side, I'm in for the ride ♪

♪ There's no running, no escape ♪

♪ All the venom never waits ♪

♪ Once you feel it hit your veins, it's too late ♪

♪ You're gone ♪

♪ And there's no stopping or slowing down ♪

♪ Give me one last dance before we hit the ground ♪

♪ Before we hit the ground ♪

♪ Push me up against the wall, it's the final curtain call ♪

♪ 'Bout to be a barroom brawl, oh ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ There's no stopping or slowing down ♪

♪ There won't be a next time now ♪

♪ But I'll be fine if you're around ♪

♪ Give me one last dance ♪

♪ Before we hit the ground ♪

♪ Before we hit the ground ♪

♪ There's no stopping what's going down ♪

♪ There won't be a next time now ♪

♪ But I'll be fine if you're around ♪

♪ Give me one last dance before we hit the ♪

♪ Ground ♪

♪ Before we hit the ground ♪

♪ Before we hit the, before we hit the ♪

♪ Before we hit the ground ♪

Your champion has fallen.

The planets will be mine.

The King in Black is awake.

I will kill your world.

Everyone will burn.

And you...

will watch!

♪ You got a lotta nerve, don't you, baby? ♪

♪ I only hit the curb 'cause you made me ♪

♪ You're telling all your friends that I'm crazy ♪

♪ Like I'm the only one ♪

♪ Why'd you throw them stones if you ♪

♪ Had a wild hair of your own or two? ♪

♪ Living in your big glass house with a view ♪

♪ I thought you knew ♪

♪ I had some help ♪

♪ It ain't like I can make this kinda mess all by myself ♪

♪ Don't act like you ain't help me ♪

♪ Pull that bottle off the shelf ♪

♪ Been deep in every weekend if you couldn't tell ♪

♪ They say, "Teamwork makes the dream work" ♪

♪ Hell, I had some help ♪

♪ Help ♪

♪ Help ♪

♪ You thought I'd take the blame for us a-crumbling ♪

♪ Go round like you ain't guilty of something ♪

♪ Already lost the game that you been running ♪

♪ Guess it's catching up to you, huh ♪

♪ You think that you're so innocent ♪

♪ After all the shit you did ♪

♪ I ain't an angel, you ain't heaven-sent ♪

♪ Can't wash our hands of this ♪

♪ I had some help ♪

♪ It ain't like I can make this kinda mess all by myself ♪

♪ Don't act like you ain't help me ♪

♪ Pull that bottle off the shelf ♪

♪ Been deep in every weekend if you couldn't tell ♪

♪ They say, "Teamwork makes the dream work" ♪

♪ Hell, I had some help ♪

♪ Help ♪

♪ Help ♪

♪ Help ♪

♪ Help ♪

♪ It takes two to break a heart in two ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Baby, you blame me and, baby, I blame you ♪

♪ Aw, if that ain't the truth ♪

♪ Oh, I had some help ♪

♪ It ain't like I can make this kinda mess all by myself ♪

♪ Don't act like you ain't help me ♪

♪ Pull that bottle off the shelf ♪

♪ Been deep in every weekend if you couldn't tell ♪

♪ They say, "Teamwork makes the dream work" ♪

♪ Hell, I had some help ♪

♪ Help ♪

♪ Help ♪

♪ Help ♪

♪ Help ♪

♪ I know it might sound crazy ♪

♪ And I know you might not get it ♪

♪ But you're ♪

♪ And I know you might not get it ♪

♪ But you're right there, and it's getting harder to ♪

♪ I know it might sound crazy ♪

♪ I know it might sound crazy ♪

♪ And I know you might not get it ♪

♪ But you're right there, and it's ♪

♪ I know it might sound crazy ♪

♪ And I know you might not get it ♪

♪ But you're right there ♪

♪ And it's getting harder to fight this feeling, so ♪

♪ Come and find out with me ♪

♪ Before it's turned upside down right before us ♪

♪ And that's okay if you miss me ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm-a make sure that door stay wide open ♪

♪ For you and me, baby ♪

♪ We just on a different team, but ♪

♪ That's okay with me 'cause ♪

♪ You remind me of my favorite things ever ♪

♪ Let me cut out the nonsense ♪

♪ Hundred for the bag, another hundred for the contents ♪

♪ This life ... a contest, and if you think you first place ♪

♪ Get your thoughts checked ♪

♪ You just can't grasp the concept of ♪

♪ Something that's beyond yourself ♪

♪ This could be our last dance ♪

♪ And I need the best way through it ♪

♪ Won't nobody be there to tell you direction ♪

♪ When ... get hectic and stressful ♪

♪ It's pressing that I get past this, but I can't ♪

♪ I just can't do it ♪

♪ I know it might sound crazy ♪

♪ But all your friends going right down with you ♪

♪ You think I'd really pay the price that simple? ♪

♪ I ain't never gonna flip and they don't like that 'bout me ♪

♪ We got nobody watching, take it off for me, shorty ♪

♪ Just give me this ♪

♪ And I could give it all to you, shorty ♪

♪ I just want to know if you would ♪

♪ Give your all to me, shorty ♪

♪ 'Cause you're all that I got ♪

♪ If I'm honest about it ♪

♪ You couldn't have picked a worse time for this... ♪

♪ I just wasted ten times what you earn ♪

♪ We just can't be getting high every day ♪

♪ I guess I should've never tried from the jump ♪

♪ I'm fried than a... ♪

♪ Outside, head high than a... ♪

♪ I got to catch a red-eye for a club showing ♪

♪ Boy, I'm 'bout to sit my... down and get a dub for it ♪

♪ You just can't grasp the concept of ♪

♪ Something that's beyond yourself ♪

♪ This could be our last dance ♪

♪ And I need the best way through it ♪

♪ Won't nobody be there to tell you direction ♪

♪ When...get hectic and stressful ♪

♪ It's pressing that I'll get past this, but I can't ♪

♪ I just can't do it ♪

♪ I just can't do it ♪

♪ Czarface ♪

♪ What a mind trick, enough to make my mind sick ♪

♪ And eyes twitch, I'm ticked off ♪

♪ The shift is seismic ♪

♪ Everything I thought I knew is Knull & Void ♪

♪ And destroyed, day is night, left is right ♪

♪ Heavy's light, black is white ♪

♪ War is peace, peace is war, either or ♪

♪ You woke up down 20, you should've been keeping score ♪

♪ A fallacy, it rattles me to my core ♪

♪ Of the Earth, it's reversed, what is worse? ♪

♪ You could call this a curse ♪

♪ There are new ways to die ♪

♪ And I am anti, polar opposite ♪

♪ Stand by, you were told a damn lie ♪

♪ Trying to be transparent and see-through ♪

♪ In an opaque world could eat you ♪

♪ Death has no manners when it greets you, what I teach you ♪

♪ Put that contract with world peace in the trash ♪

♪ I could be a free agent with Venom in the flask ♪

♪ At last ♪

♪ Take off the mask ♪

♪ Take off the mask, slow news day ♪

♪ The drama queen says hysteria, pandemonia ♪

♪ Is outlined with fierce fires ♪

♪ All around the border, there's clear lines drawn ♪

♪ All barrels pointed 35 degrees ♪

♪ Skies torn, filled with satellites ♪

♪ Pixel features formed, coded ♪

♪ Interior mind loaded, image uploading ♪

♪ Conspiracists pictured this foreboding ♪

♪ Analytics from the armchair, predicted years before ♪

♪ Pored over, spoken too much over the Net ♪

♪ Reeling from the residue of gun smoke ♪

♪ And even though the guns smoking ♪

♪ If the horse already bolted ♪

♪ Then the barn door is wide open ♪

♪ Things ain't always what it seems ♪

♪ And these things seem the same ♪

♪ But that ain't always what it means ♪

♪ What is real, what is dream, the public eye is seldom seen ♪

♪ Seldom heard, the learning curve ♪

♪ Is sell your soul to sell a scene ♪

♪ Spread the word, let it breathe ♪

♪ Plant the seed, let it breed ♪

♪ Tell your dawgs to tell your G's, then tell it all ♪

♪ If I'm cut, let it bleed ♪

♪ If it ain't broke, then let it be ♪

♪ Tell my loved ones I'd rather let 'em go ♪

♪ Than let 'em grieve ♪

♪ Too much pride to let it leave ♪

♪ Can't see the forest for the trees ♪

♪ Feel the darkness setting in ♪

♪ Just let it in and set it free ♪

♪ I'm better off a better me, I bet it costs to be a boss ♪

♪ I'm like of course it better be ♪

♪ You take a loss, you better see ♪

♪ My point of view is not to view ♪

♪ But make a point to point at you ♪

♪ Then make a point to prove a point ♪

♪ To make it just as pointless, too ♪

♪ Oh, silly me, I'm just as vain as this soliloquy ♪

♪ You feeling me, then I'm the perfect ending ♪

♪ To this trilogy ♪

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