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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,105 --> 00:00:07,699 - I want a CBC, a venous blood gas, and a glucose. 2 00:00:07,699 --> 00:00:08,834 - I'm 20 seconds from the two-minute mark. 3 00:00:08,867 --> 00:00:11,103 I need to switch out. - Matt, you're on compressions. 4 00:00:11,135 --> 00:00:12,503 - I usually do the bag. - Now. 5 00:00:12,535 --> 00:00:13,870 - Here, I'll take over on the bag. 6 00:00:13,903 --> 00:00:15,405 - Watch that ET tube. 7 00:00:15,437 --> 00:00:17,139 Let's go, Matt. 8 00:00:17,172 --> 00:00:18,540 - One of the coolest aspects of being a nurse in the ED 9 00:00:18,573 --> 00:00:21,843 is you're always trying something new, 10 00:00:21,875 --> 00:00:23,510 even when you're terrified. 11 00:00:23,543 --> 00:00:25,145 - Still no pulse. 12 00:00:25,177 --> 00:00:26,312 - Let's hit him with another milligram of epi. 13 00:00:26,345 --> 00:00:27,580 - 1 milligram epi in. 14 00:00:27,612 --> 00:00:28,947 - What's his end tidal CO2 doing? 15 00:00:28,980 --> 00:00:30,248 - Hovering around 30 right now. 16 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,015 - Let's push 300 milligrams of amiodarone. 17 00:00:32,049 --> 00:00:33,884 - Really bad itch on the back of my neck. 18 00:00:33,916 --> 00:00:35,351 Should be fine. Just calling it out. 19 00:00:35,385 --> 00:00:36,819 - Ami now. 20 00:00:36,852 --> 00:00:38,153 - Pushing 300 milligrams amiodarone. 21 00:00:38,186 --> 00:00:39,354 - My wrist is really starting to hurt, 22 00:00:39,387 --> 00:00:40,888 and my contact popped out. 23 00:00:40,921 --> 00:00:41,989 It's on his ear, guys. 24 00:00:42,021 --> 00:00:44,157 - Pause for a pulse check. 25 00:00:44,189 --> 00:00:45,491 [monitor beeping] 26 00:00:45,524 --> 00:00:46,558 - We've got a sinus rhythm. 27 00:00:46,592 --> 00:00:47,926 - Pulse detected. 28 00:00:47,959 --> 00:00:49,527 - Thank God. We saved him. 29 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:51,562 Yes! Ha-ha. 30 00:00:51,595 --> 00:00:53,296 Ahh. 31 00:00:53,329 --> 00:00:54,330 Harassment. 32 00:00:54,363 --> 00:00:57,299 [upbeat music] 33 00:00:57,332 --> 00:01:04,305 * * 34 00:01:09,306 --> 00:01:11,108 - OK. And next week's shifts are all set. 35 00:01:11,141 --> 00:01:12,108 - Great. 36 00:01:12,142 --> 00:01:13,009 - Mm-hmm. 37 00:01:13,042 --> 00:01:14,276 - This brie is from WinCo. 38 00:01:14,309 --> 00:01:15,911 - Ooh, yum. [chuckles] 39 00:01:15,943 --> 00:01:17,945 Oh, uh, I do want to talk about OT protocols. 40 00:01:17,979 --> 00:01:19,514 - I got it special for our meeting. 41 00:01:19,546 --> 00:01:20,981 I heated it and everything. 42 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:22,049 - Oh, that's-- I just had a banana, 43 00:01:22,081 --> 00:01:23,215 so I'm not super hungry. 44 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:24,316 - $18. 45 00:01:24,350 --> 00:01:25,951 - Why don't I have some brie? - Right? 46 00:01:25,984 --> 00:01:27,185 - Sounds good. - It's classy, right? 47 00:01:27,218 --> 00:01:28,353 - Mm-hmm. 48 00:01:28,385 --> 00:01:30,220 - You know, now that you are indulging, 49 00:01:30,253 --> 00:01:32,321 I just want to talk to you a little bit about Debbie. 50 00:01:32,355 --> 00:01:33,856 - Mm. 51 00:01:33,889 --> 00:01:35,057 - I just got another complaint about her. 52 00:01:35,090 --> 00:01:36,625 - Yeah, OK. I can talk to her. 53 00:01:36,657 --> 00:01:37,625 Again. 54 00:01:37,658 --> 00:01:39,093 - I'm sorry. 55 00:01:39,125 --> 00:01:40,193 We're past that point, unfortunately. 56 00:01:40,226 --> 00:01:42,395 - Mm - She has to be let go. 57 00:01:42,428 --> 00:01:43,929 - Yeah. OK, Yeah. 58 00:01:43,962 --> 00:01:45,297 I can see that. - Great. 59 00:01:45,329 --> 00:01:47,365 Because you're gonna be the one to do it. 60 00:01:47,398 --> 00:01:48,633 - Oh, me--me do it? 61 00:01:48,665 --> 00:01:49,866 - Me do it? 62 00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:50,934 Me cave nurse. 63 00:01:50,966 --> 00:01:51,934 Me give shots. 64 00:01:51,967 --> 00:01:53,936 [growls, laughs] 65 00:01:53,968 --> 00:01:55,103 - Joyce? - Yes? 66 00:01:55,136 --> 00:01:56,171 - I'm just saying, are we sure that we 67 00:01:56,204 --> 00:01:58,106 want to let her go, though? 68 00:01:58,138 --> 00:02:00,040 I mean, it just--it seems so awful to do to somebody. 69 00:02:00,073 --> 00:02:02,942 - It is, standing across from them, sensing the dread. 70 00:02:02,974 --> 00:02:04,976 It is absolutely terrible, and that's why 71 00:02:05,009 --> 00:02:07,344 I'm gonna have you do it. 72 00:02:07,378 --> 00:02:08,913 - OK. 73 00:02:08,945 --> 00:02:11,347 - * Cave nurse, she's taking her files * 74 00:02:11,380 --> 00:02:12,581 * Cave nurse * 75 00:02:12,614 --> 00:02:14,616 [growls] 76 00:02:14,649 --> 00:02:18,086 [indistinct intercom chatter] 77 00:02:18,118 --> 00:02:20,053 - What happened to the SCA patient who was in there? 78 00:02:20,086 --> 00:02:21,620 - Got sent to recovery room 12. 79 00:02:21,654 --> 00:02:23,589 - Ah, nice. 80 00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:25,123 Nice. 81 00:02:25,155 --> 00:02:26,156 I don't know if you heard, but I was the one 82 00:02:26,190 --> 00:02:27,958 who saved that guy's life. 83 00:02:27,990 --> 00:02:30,927 - Whale sharks have over 3,000 teeth. 84 00:02:30,959 --> 00:02:32,494 Sorry. 85 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:33,895 I thought we were saying random facts that the other person 86 00:02:33,928 --> 00:02:35,363 doesn't care about. 87 00:02:35,396 --> 00:02:37,098 - Uh, well, I was just gonna swing by his room, 88 00:02:37,130 --> 00:02:39,132 see if he wanted to talk about what happened. 89 00:02:39,165 --> 00:02:39,999 - Why? 90 00:02:40,032 --> 00:02:41,367 - I don't know. 91 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:42,501 I thought he might want to process it with me. 92 00:02:42,533 --> 00:02:44,035 - I doubt it. 93 00:02:44,068 --> 00:02:45,636 - OK, well, no offense, but you weren't there. 94 00:02:45,669 --> 00:02:47,137 It felt like a pretty big deal. 95 00:02:47,170 --> 00:02:50,440 You know, there's an unspoken bond there now. 96 00:02:50,473 --> 00:02:53,209 - Most koalas have chlamydia. 97 00:02:53,241 --> 00:02:55,610 - You are using animal facts to be mean, 98 00:02:55,642 --> 00:02:57,378 and that's not what they're for. 99 00:02:57,410 --> 00:02:59,512 - This should have cleared up with the antibiotics 100 00:02:59,545 --> 00:03:00,546 I put you on. 101 00:03:00,579 --> 00:03:01,980 - Oh, I didn't take them. 102 00:03:02,014 --> 00:03:03,248 Don't want to build up a resistance 103 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:04,382 for when I really need them. 104 00:03:04,415 --> 00:03:05,383 - Like right now? 105 00:03:05,416 --> 00:03:06,450 [phone beeping] 106 00:03:06,483 --> 00:03:08,251 Oh, just a minute. 107 00:03:09,251 --> 00:03:12,388 Life largely disappoints, mostly in big ways. 108 00:03:12,420 --> 00:03:16,190 But I find the simple pleasures always deliver. 109 00:03:16,223 --> 00:03:17,691 That's why every day at 2:00 p.m., 110 00:03:17,723 --> 00:03:19,325 I get myself a NutRageous bar 111 00:03:19,358 --> 00:03:22,528 and eat it alone in the stairwell. 112 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,529 Some people smoke. 113 00:03:24,561 --> 00:03:26,230 Some meditate. 114 00:03:26,262 --> 00:03:29,565 I slowly nibble through a peanut-and-caramel-filled 115 00:03:29,598 --> 00:03:31,933 miracle of American ingenuity. 116 00:03:31,966 --> 00:03:33,401 - OK. 117 00:03:33,434 --> 00:03:34,969 What do I want? 118 00:03:35,001 --> 00:03:38,004 What do I want? 119 00:03:38,037 --> 00:03:39,138 Cheat day, you know? 120 00:03:39,171 --> 00:03:40,706 Got to shock the body with carbs. 121 00:03:40,738 --> 00:03:42,040 Remind it who's boss. 122 00:03:42,073 --> 00:03:43,541 - OK. - Ooh, Three Musketeers. 123 00:03:43,573 --> 00:03:45,275 A noble choice. 124 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:47,177 Eat me, D'Artagnan, I implore you. 125 00:03:47,209 --> 00:03:48,244 - Mm-hmm. 126 00:03:48,277 --> 00:03:50,079 - All for one and one for nougat. 127 00:03:50,111 --> 00:03:51,112 - Man, just pick a snack. 128 00:03:51,146 --> 00:03:52,247 - Yeah, all right. 129 00:03:52,279 --> 00:03:53,514 You can't rush these things. 130 00:03:53,547 --> 00:03:54,982 Uh--ooh. 131 00:03:55,014 --> 00:03:56,082 You like those NutRageous bars, right? 132 00:03:56,115 --> 00:03:57,684 - Yep. 44. 133 00:03:57,716 --> 00:03:58,684 - 44. 134 00:03:58,717 --> 00:03:59,718 Yeah, why not? 135 00:03:59,751 --> 00:04:01,019 Something different. 136 00:04:01,052 --> 00:04:02,253 Better be worth it. 137 00:04:02,286 --> 00:04:03,387 There we go. 138 00:04:03,420 --> 00:04:04,554 - Did you just take the last one? 139 00:04:04,587 --> 00:04:05,655 - Oop. 140 00:04:05,689 --> 00:04:06,656 I guess so. 141 00:04:06,689 --> 00:04:08,390 Sorry, amigo. 142 00:04:08,424 --> 00:04:10,959 - That means there's none left for me. 143 00:04:10,992 --> 00:04:12,560 - Yeah, that's physics for you. 144 00:04:12,592 --> 00:04:13,960 Hey, take it up with Einstein. 145 00:04:13,994 --> 00:04:15,128 [laughs] 146 00:04:16,228 --> 00:04:19,165 - I just have never had to fire anybody, you know? 147 00:04:19,197 --> 00:04:21,232 I mean, this is someone's life we're talking about. 148 00:04:21,265 --> 00:04:23,701 - Yeah, it's a shot to your ego and your finances. 149 00:04:23,733 --> 00:04:25,601 Double kick in the balls. 150 00:04:25,635 --> 00:04:27,303 Besides, people love Debbie. 151 00:04:27,336 --> 00:04:28,971 You afraid everyone's gonna hate you 152 00:04:29,004 --> 00:04:30,305 because they like her so much? 153 00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:33,074 - Yes, Val, these are all concerns, OK? 154 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:35,308 I just--I feel like we're a family. 155 00:04:35,341 --> 00:04:37,142 We've got to be there for each other. 156 00:04:37,176 --> 00:04:39,345 - Sorry, just deleting Debbie from my contacts. 157 00:04:39,377 --> 00:04:40,511 - Val? 158 00:04:40,545 --> 00:04:41,679 - There's already another Debbie in here. 159 00:04:41,712 --> 00:04:42,679 It's too confusing. 160 00:04:42,713 --> 00:04:44,281 She'll live. 161 00:04:44,313 --> 00:04:45,281 - [sighs] 162 00:04:48,416 --> 00:04:49,451 - [knocking] 163 00:04:49,483 --> 00:04:50,584 Someone's looking better. 164 00:04:50,617 --> 00:04:51,585 - What? 165 00:04:51,618 --> 00:04:52,586 - Looking good. 166 00:04:52,618 --> 00:04:53,653 - I'm sorry. 167 00:04:53,686 --> 00:04:55,188 Do we--do we know each other? 168 00:04:55,220 --> 00:04:56,989 - Ah, you could say that. I'm Matt. 169 00:04:57,022 --> 00:04:59,024 I'm part of the team that revived you. 170 00:04:59,056 --> 00:05:01,759 I was actually the one who did the compressions. 171 00:05:01,791 --> 00:05:03,593 - Yeah, that whole thing is a blur. 172 00:05:03,627 --> 00:05:05,195 - For sure. For sure. 173 00:05:05,227 --> 00:05:07,129 I mean, I remember it pretty vividly. 174 00:05:07,161 --> 00:05:08,663 Time sort of slowed down. 175 00:05:08,696 --> 00:05:11,099 - Does the sound come through the TV, 176 00:05:11,131 --> 00:05:13,233 or is it just the remote? 177 00:05:13,265 --> 00:05:16,769 - Uh, I think just-- just through the remote. 178 00:05:16,801 --> 00:05:18,336 Anyway, it was pretty harrowing. 179 00:05:18,369 --> 00:05:20,104 I actually pushed so hard I injured my wrist. 180 00:05:20,137 --> 00:05:22,339 - Why do they do the sound just through the remote? 181 00:05:22,372 --> 00:05:25,508 - Uh, I think so you don't disturb other patients. 182 00:05:26,642 --> 00:05:27,709 - Well, that sucks. 183 00:05:27,742 --> 00:05:29,343 - Yep. 184 00:05:29,377 --> 00:05:31,312 Yep, yep, yep. 185 00:05:31,344 --> 00:05:33,747 - Want to sign off on this discharge? 186 00:05:33,779 --> 00:05:35,180 - Hey. - Hey. 187 00:05:35,214 --> 00:05:36,415 - You didn't eat your NutRageous. 188 00:05:36,447 --> 00:05:38,049 - Oh, no. 189 00:05:38,082 --> 00:05:39,117 I'm actually gonna save it to create a sense 190 00:05:39,149 --> 00:05:40,617 of delayed gratification. 191 00:05:40,651 --> 00:05:42,219 You know, they did this study with marshmallows-- 192 00:05:42,251 --> 00:05:43,452 - Yeah, I don't care. 193 00:05:43,486 --> 00:05:45,321 I'll give you $20 for it. 194 00:05:45,353 --> 00:05:47,088 - It's worth that much to you? 195 00:05:47,122 --> 00:05:48,556 Now you're really making me want it. 196 00:05:48,589 --> 00:05:49,590 - Quick sign, though-- 197 00:05:49,623 --> 00:05:51,225 - Hold on just a sec. 198 00:05:51,257 --> 00:05:53,493 Can't believe I'm gonna do this, but here goes. 199 00:05:53,525 --> 00:05:56,495 I will give you 50 bucks, and we call it a day. 200 00:05:56,527 --> 00:05:59,397 - Oh, you've just guaranteed I'm not giving it up. 201 00:05:59,429 --> 00:06:01,064 Oh, my God. 202 00:06:01,097 --> 00:06:03,700 What sweet mysteries lie beyond this orange veil? 203 00:06:03,732 --> 00:06:05,634 - Get your nose off my bar. 204 00:06:05,667 --> 00:06:07,769 - Just tap the screen and I can release this lady. 205 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:09,036 Teeny tap. 206 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:11,738 - Look, I need it, all right? 207 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:13,506 It helps me get through my shift. 208 00:06:13,538 --> 00:06:15,607 And I actually have to work all day, unlike some people. 209 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:18,443 - What, you think it's easy being an elite trauma surgeon? 210 00:06:18,475 --> 00:06:20,544 - Well, easier. 211 00:06:21,711 --> 00:06:23,413 - Solid, so it's easier to pick up. 212 00:06:23,445 --> 00:06:24,279 It's so much poop. 213 00:06:24,313 --> 00:06:25,647 - Hey, guys. Hey. 214 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:27,315 - Oh, hey. 215 00:06:27,348 --> 00:06:29,116 I was just telling them about my new poop machine. 216 00:06:29,149 --> 00:06:30,517 Sorry, puppy. [laughs] 217 00:06:30,549 --> 00:06:32,251 - Show her the pic. 218 00:06:32,284 --> 00:06:34,186 - Oh, actually, um, guys, can I--can I talk to Debbie, 219 00:06:34,218 --> 00:06:35,687 uh, real quick? Thanks. 220 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:37,322 - This is Chester. - Oh. 221 00:06:37,354 --> 00:06:38,422 [laughs] 222 00:06:38,455 --> 00:06:39,556 - He's a good boy. 223 00:06:39,588 --> 00:06:41,324 - [chuckles] 224 00:06:42,257 --> 00:06:43,224 - Is everything OK? 225 00:06:43,258 --> 00:06:44,826 - Oh, yeah, totally. 226 00:06:44,858 --> 00:06:46,093 Uh, well, I'm sorry. 227 00:06:46,126 --> 00:06:47,661 No, not--not totally, totally. 228 00:06:47,695 --> 00:06:49,396 [laughs] I'm just trying to get my words right. 229 00:06:49,429 --> 00:06:51,130 [clears throat] I guess there have, you know, 230 00:06:51,163 --> 00:06:52,598 been some--some concerns about your performance. 231 00:06:52,631 --> 00:06:54,366 - I know. I know. 232 00:06:54,398 --> 00:06:55,600 I felt horrible. 233 00:06:55,633 --> 00:06:58,469 All the mistakes--before you say anything, let me just say, 234 00:06:58,501 --> 00:06:59,536 I fully agree. 235 00:06:59,568 --> 00:07:00,669 I've been off my game. 236 00:07:00,703 --> 00:07:02,271 - Yeah, I--I appreciate that. 237 00:07:02,303 --> 00:07:04,072 But, um, you know, the thing is-- 238 00:07:04,105 --> 00:07:05,640 - This is the wake-up call I needed. 239 00:07:05,672 --> 00:07:07,140 I'll turn it around. 240 00:07:07,174 --> 00:07:10,811 From now on, it's Debbie 2.0, OK? 241 00:07:10,842 --> 00:07:12,143 - OK. Yeah, sure. 242 00:07:12,177 --> 00:07:13,445 Yeah. OK. 243 00:07:13,478 --> 00:07:15,113 Well, just really make sure to--oh. 244 00:07:15,145 --> 00:07:18,182 - You will not regret this, Alexandra. 245 00:07:18,214 --> 00:07:20,183 - I deal with a million different conditions 246 00:07:20,215 --> 00:07:22,117 while you pop off a couple of surgeries 247 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,785 and play with your sword or whatever. 248 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:25,519 - Sure, you're busy. Real busy. 249 00:07:25,552 --> 00:07:26,486 With hogwash. 250 00:07:26,519 --> 00:07:29,122 Yeah, it must be real high stakes pulling 251 00:07:29,154 --> 00:07:30,522 toys out of kids' noses. 252 00:07:30,556 --> 00:07:32,157 What was it last week? 253 00:07:32,190 --> 00:07:33,157 Oh, that's right, Jack Sparrow's LEGO ponytails. 254 00:07:33,191 --> 00:07:35,360 - Hey. I do surgeries too. 255 00:07:35,392 --> 00:07:37,561 - Oh, sure. On toes and testicles. 256 00:07:37,593 --> 00:07:39,161 - You really think you're the most important 257 00:07:39,195 --> 00:07:40,396 thing around here, don't you? 258 00:07:40,428 --> 00:07:42,297 - Hey, people need toes and testes. 259 00:07:42,330 --> 00:07:44,266 Isn't that right, Keith? [laughs] 260 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:45,633 - Uh, sorry. Why me? 261 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:46,866 - See? Keith gets it. 262 00:07:46,899 --> 00:07:48,334 Face it. 263 00:07:48,367 --> 00:07:49,801 I'm the Diana Ross around this place. 264 00:07:49,835 --> 00:07:51,436 And you-- 265 00:07:51,469 --> 00:07:53,237 you're just one of The Supremes. 266 00:07:53,271 --> 00:07:54,438 - You're Diana Ross? 267 00:07:54,471 --> 00:07:55,372 - Oh, yeah. 268 00:07:55,405 --> 00:07:56,573 - You aren't even Bob Ross. 269 00:07:56,606 --> 00:07:59,142 And people actually like Bob Ross. 270 00:07:59,174 --> 00:08:01,410 Nobody likes you. 271 00:08:02,744 --> 00:08:05,313 - [exhales] I see. 272 00:08:05,345 --> 00:08:06,346 Well, I'm needed, so-- 273 00:08:06,379 --> 00:08:07,480 - Well, I'm needed too. 274 00:08:07,513 --> 00:08:09,248 - Wh-- 275 00:08:10,682 --> 00:08:11,716 - I'm also needed. 276 00:08:15,818 --> 00:08:16,319 . 277 00:08:16,352 --> 00:08:16,886 - Do you believe this guy? 278 00:08:17,853 --> 00:08:19,354 He wouldn't last an hour doing what we do here. 279 00:08:19,388 --> 00:08:21,723 - Yeah, we clearly do a lot. 280 00:08:21,756 --> 00:08:24,592 - Have you thought about just eating a PayDay? 281 00:08:24,624 --> 00:08:26,626 - There's no chocolate in a PayDay. 282 00:08:26,659 --> 00:08:27,426 Come on, man. 283 00:08:27,459 --> 00:08:29,128 - Just to say it, you were pretty 284 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,128 harsh too, so maybe just-- 285 00:08:30,161 --> 00:08:32,363 - Oh, the gift shop. 286 00:08:32,396 --> 00:08:33,764 They have candy bars. 287 00:08:33,797 --> 00:08:35,632 - Oh, you know what I was thinking about? 288 00:08:35,665 --> 00:08:37,333 An Oh Henry. 289 00:08:37,366 --> 00:08:39,902 - Sir, I've literally never heard of any of these. 290 00:08:39,935 --> 00:08:41,369 - He barely even acknowledged me. 291 00:08:41,402 --> 00:08:43,137 He was just, like, totally indifferent. 292 00:08:43,170 --> 00:08:44,204 - I get it. 293 00:08:44,237 --> 00:08:45,872 You want some appreciation. 294 00:08:45,905 --> 00:08:47,240 Maybe a little hug. 295 00:08:47,272 --> 00:08:48,507 - You're messing with me, right? 296 00:08:48,540 --> 00:08:49,441 - I'm serious. 297 00:08:49,473 --> 00:08:51,642 Then on your deathbed, he holds your hand 298 00:08:51,676 --> 00:08:54,245 and tells you, as long as I live, you live through me. 299 00:08:54,277 --> 00:08:55,312 - All right. 300 00:08:55,344 --> 00:08:56,612 I just want, like, a thank you. 301 00:08:56,645 --> 00:08:58,247 I feel like that's not too much to ask 302 00:08:58,279 --> 00:08:59,781 for saving someone's life. 303 00:08:59,814 --> 00:09:02,650 I thanked the Levi's chatbot that helped me return my jeans. 304 00:09:02,683 --> 00:09:03,817 It's manners. 305 00:09:03,849 --> 00:09:04,784 - What was wrong with the jeans? 306 00:09:04,817 --> 00:09:05,851 - Ah, they were black. 307 00:09:05,885 --> 00:09:07,720 It was too edgy. 308 00:09:07,752 --> 00:09:08,853 - [clears throat] 309 00:09:08,887 --> 00:09:11,656 Hey, Joyce, uh, listen. 310 00:09:11,689 --> 00:09:14,425 I just had a very productive conversation, uh, with Debbie. 311 00:09:14,457 --> 00:09:16,726 And I have decided that the right thing to do, 312 00:09:16,758 --> 00:09:19,728 um, as her boss is to keep her on staff. 313 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:20,761 - Yeah, great. 314 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:21,895 That all makes sense. 315 00:09:21,928 --> 00:09:23,530 - Oh. 316 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:24,564 Yeah? 317 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:25,564 - Yes. 318 00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:27,433 And I find it admirable that you're willing 319 00:09:27,465 --> 00:09:30,201 to take on Debbie's mistakes as your own. 320 00:09:30,234 --> 00:09:32,302 - Yeah. 321 00:09:32,335 --> 00:09:34,170 Oh, I'm sorry. 322 00:09:34,203 --> 00:09:36,339 What--when you say as my own, that-- 323 00:09:36,371 --> 00:09:38,406 - All of her errors are now your errors. 324 00:09:38,439 --> 00:09:39,840 You're responsible. 325 00:09:39,874 --> 00:09:42,509 Look at you, boss lady, leaning in and not looking back. 326 00:09:42,542 --> 00:09:43,710 I love it. 327 00:09:45,310 --> 00:09:46,511 - So nothing? 328 00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:48,180 - Yeah, I guess we're all out. 329 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:49,614 Funny, you're the second guy 330 00:09:49,646 --> 00:09:51,548 to come in today looking for NutRageous bars. 331 00:09:51,581 --> 00:09:54,317 - That son of a-- 332 00:09:54,350 --> 00:09:56,285 well, what about that? 333 00:09:56,317 --> 00:09:57,819 - Oh, sure. 334 00:09:57,852 --> 00:09:59,888 These are, like, $200, though. 335 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:02,689 - Yeah, well, we could just switch out that NutRageous 336 00:10:02,722 --> 00:10:03,823 with a Snickers. 337 00:10:03,856 --> 00:10:04,957 No one would even need to know. 338 00:10:04,990 --> 00:10:06,791 - Sorry. 339 00:10:06,825 --> 00:10:08,360 Once the cellophane's on it, there's nothing I can do. 340 00:10:08,392 --> 00:10:12,396 - Well, you could re-tie the cellophane. 341 00:10:12,428 --> 00:10:13,663 - But it comes with a NutRageous. 342 00:10:13,695 --> 00:10:16,298 - [sigh] It comes with whatever you put in it. 343 00:10:16,330 --> 00:10:18,699 This is a hospital gift shop. 344 00:10:18,732 --> 00:10:21,835 Nothing that happens here matters. 345 00:10:21,867 --> 00:10:23,836 - Actually, I just remembered, 346 00:10:23,869 --> 00:10:25,671 this one's spoken for. 347 00:10:27,271 --> 00:10:28,405 - [sighs] OK. 348 00:10:33,441 --> 00:10:34,943 - Hey, there's my superstar. 349 00:10:34,976 --> 00:10:37,479 [laughs] How are we doing over here? 350 00:10:37,511 --> 00:10:38,913 - Good. - Yeah? 351 00:10:38,945 --> 00:10:40,413 - Type 1 skin tear. 352 00:10:40,446 --> 00:10:42,382 I irrigated with saline, re-approximated. 353 00:10:42,414 --> 00:10:44,249 I was just about to dress it. - All right. 354 00:10:44,283 --> 00:10:45,284 Sounds good. 355 00:10:45,316 --> 00:10:46,717 [chuckles] Ooh. 356 00:10:46,751 --> 00:10:48,452 Ah-- 357 00:10:48,485 --> 00:10:49,920 are you sure you want to use Tegaderm here? 358 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:51,521 - No good? 359 00:10:51,554 --> 00:10:52,888 - Well, given her age, it can tear the skin, 360 00:10:52,922 --> 00:10:54,957 so you really want to use a non-adherent dressing 361 00:10:54,989 --> 00:10:55,924 like Mepilex. 362 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,991 - Right. 363 00:10:58,025 --> 00:11:00,260 God, there's so many options. 364 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:01,694 It's like, use this for this. 365 00:11:01,726 --> 00:11:02,994 Use that for that. 366 00:11:03,028 --> 00:11:04,596 It's crazy. 367 00:11:04,628 --> 00:11:06,530 - [chuckles] Yeah, that's the job. 368 00:11:06,564 --> 00:11:07,565 - There. 369 00:11:07,597 --> 00:11:08,665 All set now. 370 00:11:08,698 --> 00:11:10,333 - Pretty much. 371 00:11:10,366 --> 00:11:11,935 You need to draw an arrow to indicate 372 00:11:11,967 --> 00:11:13,569 the direction for removal. 373 00:11:13,601 --> 00:11:14,969 - Oh, right. - Remember? Yeah. 374 00:11:15,002 --> 00:11:16,737 - I need you around more often. 375 00:11:16,770 --> 00:11:18,738 I could be the hands and you tell me what to do. 376 00:11:18,772 --> 00:11:20,507 I'm your puppet. 377 00:11:20,539 --> 00:11:22,608 I'm gonna be a real nurse someday. 378 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,709 [laughter] 379 00:11:24,742 --> 00:11:25,710 - That's funny. 380 00:11:26,810 --> 00:11:27,811 - Are you warm? 381 00:11:27,844 --> 00:11:28,878 - Mom, it's all right. 382 00:11:28,911 --> 00:11:29,979 I'm fine. 383 00:11:30,012 --> 00:11:31,614 - Oh, I'm just glad you're OK. 384 00:11:31,646 --> 00:11:32,614 - Yeah. 385 00:11:32,647 --> 00:11:34,616 - Aren't we all? 386 00:11:34,648 --> 00:11:35,883 He's a good kid. 387 00:11:35,916 --> 00:11:36,884 A good egg. 388 00:11:36,916 --> 00:11:37,917 Ah. 389 00:11:37,951 --> 00:11:39,018 [laughs] I'm Matt. 390 00:11:39,052 --> 00:11:40,487 You must be Clay's family. 391 00:11:40,519 --> 00:11:41,587 - Oh, yes. I'm his mom, 392 00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:44,022 and this is his Aunt Pearl. - Hi. 393 00:11:44,055 --> 00:11:45,723 - Are you taking over for Nurse Haley? 394 00:11:45,755 --> 00:11:46,990 - No, no, no. 395 00:11:47,023 --> 00:11:48,692 This guy came in earlier about the TV. 396 00:11:48,724 --> 00:11:49,825 It's fine, man. 397 00:11:49,859 --> 00:11:51,460 - Uh, yeah. 398 00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:54,529 Well--but also, remember, I was the one who-- 399 00:11:54,561 --> 00:11:56,263 yesterday, when his heart stopped, 400 00:11:56,296 --> 00:11:58,699 I literally had to climb on top of him and restart it. 401 00:11:58,731 --> 00:11:59,966 - Oh, OK. 402 00:11:59,998 --> 00:12:02,634 - Yeah, I was pushing on that chest for, like, four minutes. 403 00:12:02,666 --> 00:12:03,868 Full weight. 404 00:12:03,901 --> 00:12:05,503 I honestly thought we were gonna lose him, 405 00:12:05,535 --> 00:12:07,670 but I went into this zone where I sort of-- 406 00:12:07,704 --> 00:12:08,705 - Please stop. 407 00:12:08,737 --> 00:12:10,272 I can't. 408 00:12:10,305 --> 00:12:12,341 - Hey, can you not upset my mom, please? 409 00:12:12,373 --> 00:12:13,508 - Oh, uh, yeah. 410 00:12:13,541 --> 00:12:14,742 No, I'm sorry about that. 411 00:12:14,774 --> 00:12:15,876 - It's fine, man. 412 00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:17,644 It's just manners, you know? 413 00:12:19,011 --> 00:12:20,513 - If you see it lying around-- 414 00:12:20,545 --> 00:12:23,381 - You really just couldn't take the win, could you? 415 00:12:23,413 --> 00:12:24,381 - What? I'm sorry? 416 00:12:24,414 --> 00:12:25,849 - Let's not do this dance. 417 00:12:25,882 --> 00:12:27,550 I know it was you. 418 00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:28,951 You went to the gift shop and you bought out 419 00:12:28,984 --> 00:12:30,785 all the NutRageous bars. 420 00:12:30,819 --> 00:12:31,820 It's pathetic. 421 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:33,554 - What? 422 00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:35,356 What, because of our whole thing earlier? 423 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,891 Look, I know things got heated, but Ron, that sounds insane. 424 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,057 - Well, yeah, but I mean, 425 00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:41,393 you do insane things sometimes. 426 00:12:41,425 --> 00:12:42,860 - OK, look. 427 00:12:42,893 --> 00:12:47,397 I-I just got to ask, as a friend now, is everything OK? 428 00:12:47,429 --> 00:12:50,900 I mean, why would I even do something like that? 429 00:12:50,932 --> 00:12:52,667 To teach you a lesson? 430 00:12:52,699 --> 00:12:54,768 To show you that there are consequences 431 00:12:54,801 --> 00:12:56,836 when you disrespect a colleague? 432 00:12:56,869 --> 00:12:59,872 Gee, Ron, that sure is a lot of effort 433 00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:02,073 to make sure you think twice 434 00:13:02,106 --> 00:13:04,675 before you come at Schweitz. 435 00:13:05,941 --> 00:13:07,075 Don't you think? 436 00:13:07,109 --> 00:13:09,478 [wrapper crinkling] 437 00:13:13,113 --> 00:13:15,816 Mmm. 438 00:13:20,784 --> 00:13:20,918 . 439 00:13:20,951 --> 00:13:21,919 - OK, we've got to fire Debbie. - Yes, I'm aware. 440 00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:25,321 - Yeah, I just-- 441 00:13:25,354 --> 00:13:26,456 I don't know. 442 00:13:26,488 --> 00:13:27,823 I hate that we're giving up on somebody. 443 00:13:27,856 --> 00:13:29,391 You know, it just-- it feels so final. 444 00:13:29,423 --> 00:13:31,358 - So our patients deserve bad care? 445 00:13:31,392 --> 00:13:32,893 - Oh-- - Think of Debbie 446 00:13:32,926 --> 00:13:34,761 as a drunk airline pilot. 447 00:13:34,793 --> 00:13:36,061 Sure, she's funny on the intercom, 448 00:13:36,094 --> 00:13:38,764 but is she really gonna clear those mountains? 449 00:13:38,796 --> 00:13:39,864 - I don't know. 450 00:13:39,897 --> 00:13:41,432 I'm just--I'm having a really hard time with this. 451 00:13:41,465 --> 00:13:42,799 - Of course, you are. 452 00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:44,601 But unfortunately, it's part of the job. 453 00:13:44,633 --> 00:13:48,537 So why don't you practice on me? 454 00:13:48,570 --> 00:13:50,004 - Seriously? - Yeah. 455 00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:52,039 You need to learn this stuff, so pretend I'm Debbie 456 00:13:52,071 --> 00:13:53,105 and fire me. 457 00:13:53,139 --> 00:13:55,408 Let me have it. [chuckles] 458 00:13:57,409 --> 00:13:59,478 - OK. Uh, Debbie, listen. 459 00:13:59,510 --> 00:14:01,846 I know that you're trying and I can see that, 460 00:14:01,878 --> 00:14:04,814 but unfortunately, I am gonna have to let you go. 461 00:14:04,847 --> 00:14:07,783 - Is this because I rejected your advances? 462 00:14:07,815 --> 00:14:10,618 The other day you put your hand on my knee and said, 463 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:13,353 if you like your job, my hand goes wherever it wants. 464 00:14:13,385 --> 00:14:14,487 And I said, no. 465 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,856 And now you're firing me. 466 00:14:16,888 --> 00:14:17,889 - Wait, what? 467 00:14:17,922 --> 00:14:19,491 - Gina, we good? 468 00:14:19,523 --> 00:14:20,524 - Yeah, he's out like a light. 469 00:14:20,557 --> 00:14:22,025 - All right. 470 00:14:22,058 --> 00:14:23,759 Well, we've got a pretty run-of-the-mill hernia repair, 471 00:14:23,792 --> 00:14:27,929 so cue the playlist, and let's get in the zone. 472 00:14:27,962 --> 00:14:29,497 [high-pitched pop song] 473 00:14:29,529 --> 00:14:30,897 - * Meow meow meow meow * 474 00:14:30,930 --> 00:14:32,599 - OK, no. [chuckles] 475 00:14:32,631 --> 00:14:35,367 That's obviously not the--skip past this. 476 00:14:35,399 --> 00:14:36,868 - Hello, Bruce. 477 00:14:36,901 --> 00:14:38,536 I know you like to set the mood 478 00:14:38,568 --> 00:14:40,504 with some music before surgery, 479 00:14:40,537 --> 00:14:42,739 so I thought I'd help you out. 480 00:14:42,772 --> 00:14:45,808 [operatic singing] * Bruce is a horse's ass * 481 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:46,841 - No. 482 00:14:46,874 --> 00:14:48,442 No, he's not. 483 00:14:48,475 --> 00:14:49,943 He's not a horse's-- don't--ignore this song. 484 00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,511 It's not even a song. 485 00:14:51,544 --> 00:14:52,879 And if it was, those wouldn't be the lyrics. 486 00:14:52,911 --> 00:14:54,479 This song is a lie, and that's a fake song. 487 00:14:54,513 --> 00:14:55,447 - * Nobody likes * 488 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:56,515 - I am in character. 489 00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:58,082 - OK, you have to stay firm. 490 00:14:58,115 --> 00:14:59,517 It's a business decision. 491 00:14:59,549 --> 00:15:00,650 - All right. 492 00:15:00,683 --> 00:15:02,385 Debbie, we are letting you go. 493 00:15:02,418 --> 00:15:03,385 I'm sorry. 494 00:15:03,419 --> 00:15:04,586 - Oh, you're sorry. 495 00:15:04,619 --> 00:15:06,587 You're sorry. 496 00:15:06,621 --> 00:15:07,655 - Oh, my God. 497 00:15:07,687 --> 00:15:08,955 Joy--no. Ah, sorry. 498 00:15:08,989 --> 00:15:09,956 Debbie. 499 00:15:09,989 --> 00:15:11,557 No. 500 00:15:11,590 --> 00:15:12,491 Let's just try to stay calm-- - Stay calm? 501 00:15:12,525 --> 00:15:13,526 You stay calm. 502 00:15:13,558 --> 00:15:14,859 - Oh, my God. 503 00:15:14,893 --> 00:15:17,829 Joyce, please remember these are your things. 504 00:15:17,861 --> 00:15:18,796 - I need this job. 505 00:15:18,828 --> 00:15:20,530 I have a lien against my house. 506 00:15:20,563 --> 00:15:21,798 Did you know that? 507 00:15:21,830 --> 00:15:24,065 I was talked into installing solar panels, 508 00:15:24,099 --> 00:15:25,033 and they won't take them down. 509 00:15:25,065 --> 00:15:26,600 - All right. 510 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,169 Well, I'm sure you can figure that out, Debbie. 511 00:15:28,201 --> 00:15:30,870 - Oh, I've tried, but you can't just cancel the contract. 512 00:15:30,903 --> 00:15:31,970 - Right. - No, no. 513 00:15:32,004 --> 00:15:34,440 Not until you've returned the minimum kilowatt hours 514 00:15:34,472 --> 00:15:35,506 to the grid. 515 00:15:35,540 --> 00:15:36,741 - OK, I'm sorry. 516 00:15:36,773 --> 00:15:38,008 Joyce, did you get solar panels? 517 00:15:38,041 --> 00:15:39,676 - What? No. 518 00:15:39,708 --> 00:15:41,010 I'm Debbie right now. 519 00:15:41,043 --> 00:15:42,445 We're role playing. 520 00:15:42,477 --> 00:15:43,678 [laughs] 521 00:15:43,711 --> 00:15:44,979 - So Reginald comes here by himself? 522 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,180 - Yep. 523 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:47,081 - Here are those labs you needed. 524 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,182 - Oh, thank you. 525 00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:49,415 - See? 526 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,183 Thank you. 527 00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:51,684 So easy. 528 00:15:51,716 --> 00:15:53,085 - He's pissy because someone didn't thank him 529 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,152 for doing his job. 530 00:15:54,185 --> 00:15:55,920 - I literally pumped this guy's heart back to life, 531 00:15:55,953 --> 00:15:57,021 and all he can talk about is the sound 532 00:15:57,053 --> 00:15:58,188 coming from the TV remote. 533 00:15:58,221 --> 00:15:59,956 - Oh, so you've got to hit aux, then press audio out. 534 00:15:59,988 --> 00:16:01,490 - It's, like, two buttons to change it. 535 00:16:01,523 --> 00:16:03,692 - OK. Well, I didn't know that. 536 00:16:03,724 --> 00:16:04,792 - Listen, you want gratitude? 537 00:16:04,825 --> 00:16:06,193 You're in the wrong business. 538 00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:07,527 Drive an ice cream truck. 539 00:16:07,561 --> 00:16:09,129 Sell weed. Don't do this. 540 00:16:09,161 --> 00:16:10,529 - I don't know. 541 00:16:10,562 --> 00:16:11,996 Who cares what some random guy thinks? 542 00:16:12,030 --> 00:16:13,098 You saved his life. 543 00:16:13,131 --> 00:16:14,099 That's awesome. 544 00:16:14,131 --> 00:16:15,165 - Oh. 545 00:16:15,199 --> 00:16:17,835 Well, I appreciate that. 546 00:16:17,867 --> 00:16:18,968 - [sniffing] 547 00:16:19,001 --> 00:16:20,436 You smell that? 548 00:16:20,469 --> 00:16:21,770 Smells like boner in here. 549 00:16:21,803 --> 00:16:23,472 - Wh-- 550 00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:24,672 No. 551 00:16:24,705 --> 00:16:26,474 - Hey, man. [knocking] 552 00:16:26,506 --> 00:16:28,675 Heard the hernia repair went well. 553 00:16:28,707 --> 00:16:29,708 - Yeah, it went great. 554 00:16:29,742 --> 00:16:31,944 Went perfect, in fact, so-- 555 00:16:31,976 --> 00:16:33,544 look, what are we doing? 556 00:16:33,578 --> 00:16:34,645 I zinged you. 557 00:16:34,678 --> 00:16:36,113 You zinged me. 558 00:16:36,146 --> 00:16:38,081 What do you say we quit the zinging and the zagging, 559 00:16:38,114 --> 00:16:41,684 we put this whole nonsense to bed, and call a Bruce truce? 560 00:16:41,716 --> 00:16:43,051 - And you're not just saying this 561 00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:44,985 because you're afraid I'll put hot sauce 562 00:16:45,018 --> 00:16:47,988 on that secret stash of butt wipes you keep in the bathroom? 563 00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:49,021 I know about those. 564 00:16:49,054 --> 00:16:50,489 - [chuckles] No. 565 00:16:50,522 --> 00:16:51,723 Ron, come on. We're professionals. 566 00:16:51,756 --> 00:16:52,823 Why don't you take a seat 567 00:16:52,857 --> 00:16:54,492 and we can talk this out like adults? 568 00:16:54,524 --> 00:16:55,792 - No, I think I'll stand. Thank you. 569 00:16:55,825 --> 00:16:57,060 - Oh, come on. Take a seat. 570 00:16:57,092 --> 00:16:58,060 Kick your feet up. 571 00:16:58,093 --> 00:16:59,628 - [laughs] 572 00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:03,064 - Really want you to kick your feet up, Ron. 573 00:17:03,096 --> 00:17:04,865 - What the [bleep]? 574 00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:06,967 You have lost your damn mind. 575 00:17:06,999 --> 00:17:08,868 - Yeah, it's pretty great, isn't it? 576 00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:10,468 Yeah, it would have been better if you'd put your feet up, 577 00:17:10,502 --> 00:17:11,603 but it's still landing for me. 578 00:17:11,635 --> 00:17:13,070 - Bruce, you are in serious need 579 00:17:13,103 --> 00:17:15,706 of spiritual and mental help. 580 00:17:15,738 --> 00:17:17,240 I own this now. 581 00:17:17,272 --> 00:17:18,874 - Hey, bon app�tit, baby. 582 00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,675 [laughs] 583 00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:25,978 . 584 00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:26,578 - Hey, Debbie. [chuckles] 585 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,648 Gosh. 586 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:32,083 This job, right? 587 00:17:32,115 --> 00:17:33,483 So much grunt work. 588 00:17:33,517 --> 00:17:35,652 [laughs] Hey, have you ever thought 589 00:17:35,684 --> 00:17:37,486 about doing something else? 590 00:17:37,519 --> 00:17:38,887 - No, not really. 591 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,056 - OK, but, like, what if you had to, you know? 592 00:17:41,088 --> 00:17:43,690 Like, what if--oh, OK, this will be fun. 593 00:17:43,723 --> 00:17:46,092 What is a secret passion that Debbie 594 00:17:46,124 --> 00:17:47,592 has always wanted to pursue? 595 00:17:47,626 --> 00:17:48,894 - Huh. 596 00:17:48,926 --> 00:17:50,494 You know, I think nursing is my passion. 597 00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:51,929 - OK. 598 00:17:51,961 --> 00:17:53,129 - Funny, I never really thought about it that way-- 599 00:17:53,163 --> 00:17:54,197 - Uh, it can't be nursing. 600 00:17:54,230 --> 00:17:55,832 Can't be nursing, though. 601 00:17:55,864 --> 00:17:57,032 So it's got to be something else like cooking 602 00:17:57,066 --> 00:17:58,567 or painting or-- 603 00:17:58,599 --> 00:17:59,600 - Oh, no. 604 00:17:59,634 --> 00:18:00,668 Painting seems hard. 605 00:18:00,701 --> 00:18:02,269 One little mistake, and whoop. 606 00:18:02,302 --> 00:18:04,671 Whole painting ruined. 607 00:18:04,704 --> 00:18:06,072 - Yeah, that's--that's true. It is. 608 00:18:06,104 --> 00:18:07,205 It's high stakes. 609 00:18:07,238 --> 00:18:08,673 - Same with cooking. - Mm-hmm 610 00:18:08,707 --> 00:18:09,708 - Debbie, hi. 611 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,141 We're letting you go. 612 00:18:11,175 --> 00:18:12,176 It's nothing personal. 613 00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:13,176 It's just not working out. 614 00:18:13,209 --> 00:18:14,944 - What? - Come on. 615 00:18:14,976 --> 00:18:17,079 We're not gonna play the what game. 616 00:18:17,112 --> 00:18:18,547 You've been given plenty of opportunities, 617 00:18:18,579 --> 00:18:20,548 and you haven't performed. 618 00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:22,015 - Yeah, I understand. 619 00:18:22,048 --> 00:18:23,016 - OK, great. 620 00:18:23,049 --> 00:18:26,119 So say your goodbyes, and HR will be in touch. 621 00:18:26,151 --> 00:18:27,286 - Got it. 622 00:18:27,318 --> 00:18:29,087 Thanks, Joyce. - Mm-hmm. 623 00:18:29,786 --> 00:18:31,822 - [sighs] And now that it doesn't matter, 624 00:18:31,855 --> 00:18:33,223 it was me that stole those boxes 625 00:18:33,255 --> 00:18:35,191 of hand sanitizer during COVID. 626 00:18:39,126 --> 00:18:40,761 - Sometimes I roll my eyes at Joyce, 627 00:18:40,793 --> 00:18:43,096 but I feel like I could really learn a lot from her, 628 00:18:43,129 --> 00:18:44,230 or a little. 629 00:18:44,262 --> 00:18:45,697 You know, like a medium amount. 630 00:18:45,731 --> 00:18:47,766 But she's in charge for a reason. 631 00:18:47,798 --> 00:18:49,767 Also, I should really apologize to Hector 632 00:18:49,799 --> 00:18:51,901 because I accused him pretty publicly 633 00:18:51,935 --> 00:18:54,571 about the whole sanitizer thing. 634 00:18:54,603 --> 00:18:56,572 - That guy's crazy. 635 00:18:56,604 --> 00:18:57,939 He's out of his mind. 636 00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:58,972 - He's crashing. 637 00:18:59,006 --> 00:18:59,840 I need a doctor. 638 00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:01,808 - Code blue. Code blue. 639 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,042 - So the doctor's on his way. - Code blue. 640 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:05,978 - Low blood pressure, coughing fit, pulse weak and thready. 641 00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:08,013 - Can we get some RSI meds on deck? 642 00:19:08,045 --> 00:19:10,180 And we need a GlideScope in here, please. 643 00:19:10,213 --> 00:19:11,280 - Trauma has it. 644 00:19:11,314 --> 00:19:12,849 - O2 stats dropping quickly. 645 00:19:12,881 --> 00:19:14,883 - Cannot get a clear view of his vocal cords 646 00:19:14,916 --> 00:19:15,984 because of all the swelling. 647 00:19:16,017 --> 00:19:17,118 Bruce, can you give me a hand? 648 00:19:17,151 --> 00:19:18,719 - Sure, get me a bougie. 649 00:19:18,752 --> 00:19:20,653 That's good. 650 00:19:20,687 --> 00:19:21,955 There we go. 651 00:19:21,987 --> 00:19:23,856 I'm in. Go ahead. Thread the ET tube. 652 00:19:23,889 --> 00:19:26,125 - There you go. Yep. All right. 653 00:19:26,157 --> 00:19:27,191 OK. 654 00:19:27,224 --> 00:19:29,693 Give him two units of FFP. 655 00:19:29,725 --> 00:19:30,893 - Doctors are weird. 656 00:19:30,926 --> 00:19:32,795 On one hand, they're huge babies. 657 00:19:32,827 --> 00:19:35,230 They're cocky and rude and petty. 658 00:19:35,263 --> 00:19:38,600 But when push comes to shove, they can put all of that aside 659 00:19:38,631 --> 00:19:41,067 and save a freaking life. 660 00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,135 It's pretty cool. 661 00:19:42,167 --> 00:19:44,870 - Yeah, sometimes I don't give Ron enough credit. 662 00:19:44,902 --> 00:19:46,637 He's actually a very good doctor. 663 00:19:46,671 --> 00:19:48,205 The two of us did really well in there. 664 00:19:50,139 --> 00:19:52,174 Anyway, I've identified all the grocery stores 665 00:19:52,207 --> 00:19:54,710 and gas stations that carry NutRageous bars, 666 00:19:54,742 --> 00:19:56,144 and I do mean all. 667 00:19:56,176 --> 00:19:58,779 Now, Ron's probably thinking, I'll go one-mile radius. 668 00:19:58,811 --> 00:20:00,946 That's why I've gone a six-mile radius. 669 00:20:00,980 --> 00:20:03,783 I've also reached out to our hospital snack vendor, Serg�y. 670 00:20:03,815 --> 00:20:05,016 We're trading. 671 00:20:05,049 --> 00:20:07,651 - So do other animals have chlamydia? 672 00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:09,118 - That's actually a good question. 673 00:20:09,152 --> 00:20:11,688 Let's look it up. 674 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:14,723 - Oh, hold on. 675 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:15,990 You dropped this. 676 00:20:16,022 --> 00:20:16,823 - Oh, damn. 677 00:20:16,856 --> 00:20:18,024 My sweatshirt. 678 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:24,028 - You say thank you. 679 00:20:24,062 --> 00:20:26,197 I'm sorry, but there's something called manners, 680 00:20:26,229 --> 00:20:27,898 and they exist for a reason. 681 00:20:27,930 --> 00:20:29,765 Somebody picks up your sweatshirt or, I don't know, 682 00:20:29,799 --> 00:20:31,667 saves your life, you say thank you. 683 00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:33,969 It's not that hard. 684 00:20:34,001 --> 00:20:36,036 - OK. 685 00:20:36,070 --> 00:20:36,737 Thank you. 686 00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,237 - You're welcome. [chuckles] 687 00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:41,640 You're welcome. 688 00:20:41,673 --> 00:20:43,175 - I'm sorry. 689 00:20:43,207 --> 00:20:46,711 I guess I didn't realize that I was a side character 690 00:20:46,743 --> 00:20:48,311 in my own life and this experience 691 00:20:48,344 --> 00:20:50,279 was really about you. 692 00:20:50,312 --> 00:20:52,181 - What? Uh, no, I-- 693 00:20:52,213 --> 00:20:54,749 - No, I just got so distracted by my death 694 00:20:54,781 --> 00:20:56,817 and subsequent resurrection that I 695 00:20:56,849 --> 00:20:58,884 forgot to get down on my knees and kiss 696 00:20:58,918 --> 00:20:59,919 the feet of some piece-- 697 00:20:59,951 --> 00:21:01,019 - Honey, your heart. 698 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,887 - No, no, this is important. 699 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,956 I want to make sure the next time I'm hovering outside 700 00:21:05,989 --> 00:21:09,025 of my own body, I think, hey. 701 00:21:09,057 --> 00:21:12,160 Don't forget to thank that male nurse. 702 00:21:12,193 --> 00:21:13,661 - That's not relevant. 703 00:21:13,693 --> 00:21:15,695 Oh. 704 00:21:15,729 --> 00:21:17,864 - This is crazy. 705 00:21:17,896 --> 00:21:20,733 Sheep, goats, pigs. 706 00:21:20,765 --> 00:21:23,668 What animals don't have chlamydia? 707 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,135 Let's look it up. 708 00:21:28,405 --> 00:21:30,707 [bell clangs] 709 00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:35,307 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 47954

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