Original subtitles

- Are you ready, kids?

kids: Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

kids: Aye, aye, Captain!

- ♪ Ohh... ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪

kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪

kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪

kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪

kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

- SpongeBob

SquarePants!

[laughing]

[flute plays]

[whimsical music]

♪ ♪

- Hello. I am Hans.

And welcome to Fishy Fairy Tales.

Now where were we?

Oh, yes. Here.

Mm-hmm. [coughs]

Und now for a classic fairy tale

called "Snow Yellow und the Seven Jellies."

"Once upon a time, there was a happy little prince,

and his name was Snow Yellow."

- Hi. Whoa!

- Whoopsie-daisy.

Get back in there, you cuckoo.

- [giggles]

- "Prince Snow Yellow lived in a castle

with Queen Karen, his evil Step-Motherboard."

- I'm the villain in this story.

Ain't that a hoot? [cackles]

[thunder claps]

- Our story begins on a beautiful day

just like any other.

- [humming] [clams cooing]

- Good morning, my loyal subjects.

[townsfolk screaming]

[laughs] I love you all.

♪ Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah ♪

Here are some priceless royal jewels for you...

- [babbles] - And you.

- Huh. - And you and you.

- [honks] Mm.

- [gulps] Ah.

- ♪ Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah ♪

[sputtering]

Hellooo, Wishing Well!

- Hellooo, Wishing Well!

- Ready for our morning duet?

- ♪ I-I-I'm ready ♪

- Ahem.

♪ I'm a well-wisher ♪

- ♪ I'm a well-wisher ♪

- ♪ Wishing you well ♪

- ♪ Wishing you well ♪

- ♪ Wishing Well? ♪

- ♪ Yes? ♪

- ♪ I wish you ♪ both: ♪ Well ♪

- ♪ I wish you well ♪

♪ Wishes of wishing you well ♪ - [groans]

- ♪ Wishes of wishing you well ♪

- [grunts] - ♪ I wish you well ♪

♪ Wishes of wishing you ♪ - [groans]

both: ♪ Wishing you ♪

- Ouch.

- Snow Yellow!

No singing until I've had my morning update!

[beeping, buzzing]

Ah, forget it.

- Oh.

Sorry, Queen Stepmommy.

[grunts]

Where is she getting all of these glass shoes?

- Hey, Prince!

Start scrubbing those royal commodes,

or you don't eat today.

- Yay, toilet duty!

- Say, why do you look so square all of a sudden?

[beeping]

- My big boy edges just grew in.

Thanks for noticing.

- [gasps]

- Oh!

♪ Bye, Queen Stepmommy ♪

- Ugh!

[wheels squeaking]

Magic mirror on my wall,

who's the squarest of them all?

- You, my Queen, are square, 'tis true.

But Snow Yellow is the squarest,

uh, boop-boop-bee-doo.

- [groans] I knew it!

- No, you didn't.

You didn't know anything until I told--

what?

- [grumbles]

If I wanna stay the squarest in the land,

I need to de-squarify Prince Snow Yellow.

But how?

[video game music] - [gasps]

Aah!

[sobbing]

- Oh. That works for me.

Huntsman?

- Hmm.

- Huntsman? - [gasps]

My Queen doth summon me!

[panting]

[gasping]

You called for my personage-- mwah, mwah--

my most--mwah--perfectly square Royal Highness?

- You are to take the Prince into the forest

and snip off his square corners.

- Aah! But, my Queen,

I could never do something like that.

I'm a truffle hunter, not a sponge slicer.

- Okay then.

I'll cut off your corners!

- Aah! Aah! Aah!

- [gulps]

Would you like those sponge corners

thick cut or deli sliced?

- Gooooo!

- Yes, my Queen! [shrieking]

- Even though the task was a pain in the rump,

the Huntsman pursued Snow Yellow...

- ♪ La la la la la la la ♪ - Like a cowardly chump.

- ♪ La la la la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la la ♪ - [gasping]

Moderate thy haste, my Prince.

You're frolicking too fast.

I cannot keep up.

- Uh-oh.

Looks like someone skipped their second breakfast.

Let me look in my satchel here.

[menacing music]

- [laughs darkly] [bell dings]

[gasps] - Here we go.

A royal Krabby Patty

on a golden platter.

[angelic vocalizing]

- [groans dreamily]

- And it's all for you.

[horn blares] - You're too kind to mutilate.

I can't do it!

- Oh, uh,

how about with cheese?

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You don't understand.

The Queen wants me to cut off your corners

so she can be the squarest in the land.

- [screams] What?

Why?

Where?

When?

La la la la la la la la la la!

Nuh-uhhhh!

[gasps]

- Run, my sweet Prince.

Hide in the woods and never come back!

Leave thy Krabby Patty, though.

Run!

[wails]

Run!

- [panting]

I don't wanna be round.

I want to stay square!

[thunder crashing]

[wolves howling] What?

[panting]

[screaming]

Oh.

Wahhh!

[grunting]

Whoa!

Huh?

[gasps]

Oh, no!

The deep dark woods!

[horn honks] Aw.

They're not that scary as long as you--

[evil laughter]

[screams]

[creatures growling, chainsaw whirring]

Aah!

[suspenseful music]

Yaaah!

My, what a cute little hive.

Maybe I can hive in the hide.

Or hide in the--hive in the--

hide for a while.

Hello?

Is anybody home?

I need some eyes on the inside

to make sure it's safe.

[blows] Come on, baby.

Papa needs a new place to live.

Bam!

Wow, it looks like tiny people live here.

It's so cute but such a mess.

- [snarling]

Ah.

Mon cherie. Ho-ho-ho.

- Oh, no, you don't.

I'm gonna need these.

[gulps]

Aww, seven little chairs, each with a name.

But this place is a dump.

It's really a shame.

It would make a perfect hideaway.

Say, maybe if I clean it,

they'll let me stay.

Hooray!

Toilet duty!

♪ Now there's just one thing, with a ring-a-ding-ding ♪

♪ To get in the swing while you work, you-- ♪

[creatures warbling]

That's right--warble!

[warbling]

[all warbling]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[straining]

Oh, well.

If it gets tough and your energy is sapped,

sometimes it's best to take a nap.

- [laughs deviously]

- [snores]

- "While the Prince took a quick nappy-poo,

"the seven jellies who live

in the hive were happily at work."

[jellies buzzing happily]

♪ ♪

[together] ♪ We mine flowers of the sea ♪

♪ So we can make sweet jelly ♪

- ♪ And I can make me money ♪

- ♪ This pollen sure smells funny ♪

[sneezes]

[jellies buzzing happily]

Aah!

- [grunts]

[all groan]

- Hmm? - Meow.

- Ow! - Eek!

- [gasps]

[groans] - [laughs]

- Meow? - Huh?

[laughter]

[clock chimes]

- [cuckoos] Stop working, ya morons.

It's 5:00!

[spits] [bell dings]

Bingo!

- Woo-hoo! - Hurray!

- Whoo-hoo! - Yahoo!

- Whoo-hoo! - Ho-ho!

[jellies buzzing happily]

- "When the seven jellies got home..."

[alarm blares] both: Aah!

- "They did not expect to find

a snoring monster in their kitchen."

- [snores]

[dramatic music]

- Attack!

all: Yeah!

- [snores]

[mutters dazedly] [creatures gasp]

[all gasp, groan]

- Whoo!

How do you... [exclaiming] Do?

You must be the owners of this lovely little hive.

- That's right. My name is--

- No, don't tell me.

I saw your names on your adorable little chairs.

Let me guess.

You must be Nutty.

- Yee-haw!

You hit the bull's-eye there.

- And you're Krusty!

[chimes jangle]

- Jackpot! [chortles]

- Op. - Puffy.

- That is correct.

- Dummy.

- Duuuh.

- Gimme that.

Cooty.

- You're darn tootin'!

[chuckles]

Aah!

- Meow. - And Gary.

- Meow.

- The question is, who are you?

And what are you doing in our house?

- And you must be

Drippy.

[giggles]

Nice to... [groaning] Meet ya.

I'm Snow Yellow.

[jellies gasp] both: Snow Yellow?

- The Prince?

- Yes, and I'm in a dangerous pickle.

It all started when--

- Pickle?

- It all started when... mirror!

- "While the Prince tells..." - Snip! Snip!

- "His harrowing story to the jellies,

"the Huntsman was feeding lies to the Queen

"about cutting off the Prince's corners.

And she ate it up with great relish."

- Magic mirror on the wall,

now who's the squarest one of--

- Save your breath.

The Prince is still square.

- What?

- The Huntsman is lying,

if you weren't aware.

- Lying?

I have never been so offended in my--

[shrieks]

[knives shinging]

Uh, who are you gonna believe,

me or some loopy looking glass?

- I believe you, of course.

- Phew.

- I believe you're alligator bait.

- Huh? Wah!

No! No!

[alligator chomping] No! Aah!

[whimpering]

- If you want someone cut right,

you have to cut 'em yourself.

[cackles]

The Prince will never recognize me

in this wacky getup.

Oop. [laughs]

Uh.

[mysterious music]

♪ ♪

I'll dip this ball of poison chum

in a candy coating that no one can resist.

[cackles]

- "So Queen Karen snuck away

to the seven jellies' hive and"--ow!

- I can turn my own pages, thank you.

Ugh!

[jellies buzzing happily]

[light music]

- Thanks so much for letting me crash here a while.

I'll grill jelly patties for dinner.

[all cheer]

[jellies buzzing happily]

Goodbye. See ya tonight.

- Meow. - Uh--

[groaning]

I'll miss you too, Gary.

- Meow-meow.

♪ Mow-mow-mow, mow-mow-mow ♪

- Peekaboo! - [screams]

- Hello, my sickeningly square friend.

May I use your restroom?

- Of course.

I'm sure the jellies wouldn't mind.

[humming] [toilet flushes]

- I see you've made a delicious dinner.

Can I interest you in a mouthwatering chum ball

to go with that?

- Whoa. Eee.

Thank you, kind crone.

But I don't like chum.

- But my chum balls are dipped in candy.

Ooh.

Num-num-num-num-num.

Mmm, chummy. [giggles]

Hey?

- Oh, I guess a little nibble wouldn't hurt.

[gulps] Hey.

That actually tastes pretty good.

- Now you'll be in a dehydrated sleep forever.

And I'll be the squarest in the land.

[cackles]

- ♪ Buzz-buzz-buzz, buzz-buzz-buzz ♪

Duh, forgot my pickax.

Huh?

An evil witch?

- [screams]

- Duh, wait a minute.

Pricey hairband,

removable snoot,

party hat?

You're not an evil witch.

[alarm blares] You're an evil queen!

- Keep quiet, you fool!

- [chomps] - Aah! Get back here!

- [grunts]

Duhhhh!

[jellies buzzing happily]

[all groaning]

[together] The Queen?

- Snow Yellow is in trouble!

- Meow!

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, aah!

[all whining worriedly]

- Whoa!

all: Snow Yellow?

[dramatic music]

- The Queen dried him out.

And I think she ate all our jelly patties!

[burps]

Bad Queen went that-a-way.

- Let's hog-tie that royal pain in the caboose.

♪ ♪

[siren wails] Aah!

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- I have to get away from those jelly brains.

[panting]

[all snarling]

- See ya in the next fairy tale.

♪ ♪

[cackles]

[jellies yelling angrily]

[both roar]

- Yah! Uh!

[all scream]

- [screaming gibberish]

[groans]

- Whoa! Whoa, magic mirror on the wall--

- All right.

You're the squarest-- jumpin' jellies!

- Huh? [all snarling]

[all scream]

Nyah! Time to hit my escape key.

[all scream]

- Aah! Story time's over.

- [groaning]

Why did I put in stairs?

Ugh! [jellies shouting indistinctly]

[gasps]

[thunder rumbles] [whimpers]

Aah! Aah!

[suspenseful music]

Uh...

[buzzing]

- Gotcha. - Uh, no.

I've got you!

Time to mush these jellies into marmalade.

[all gasp]

[epic music]

all: Ah!

- [cackles]

Screwdrivers?

Wha--what are you doing?

[jellies mumbling indistinctly]

Not my screws!

- Magic mirror off the wall,

who's the fastest one of all?

♪ Me ♪

[chuckles] [brick whistling]

Oh, great.

Seven years bad luck.

Ugh.

- Oh!

I was the squarest. I was the squarest.

Oh, what a world.

[sobs]

- Well then. Cannot turn the page now, can you?

"While still under the Queen's sleeping spell,

"the seven jellies placed the Prince in a sponge dish

to keep him from getting moldy."

[all crying]

[all sobbing]

- [wails]

[both sob]

- [crying]

- Meow!

- I'm ready!

all: Hooray!

[all gasp in horror]

- Snow Yellow?

You're still alive!

- And naked. Eee.

- I sure am.

You little jellies saved my--whoa!

- EH, put these on, boy-o.

- Oh. Thanks, Krusty.

You little jellies saved my sponge.

- You're darn tootin'.

We took that rotten Queen apart--bolt by bolt.

She won't bother you no more.

[laughs]

- In that case,

you can all crash at my hive.

[giggles]

all: Hooray.

Aww. [crackling]

[sizzling]

- Hooray!

- [cheering]

- A-one, two, three, four.

[bright music]

[gentle string music]

♪ ♪

- Whoo!

[giggles]

- [chuckles]

[together] ♪ Buzz-buzz-buzz, buzz-buzz-buzz ♪

♪ Buzz-buzz-buzz, buzz-buzz-buzz ♪

- Huzzah!

[together] ♪ Buzz-buzz-buzz ♪ - Whoo! [laughs]

[all buzzing happily]

[together] ♪ Buzz-buzz-buzz, buzz-buzz-buzz ♪

- [vocalizes]

- [vomits]

- [laughs]

[cheering]

- Yes, indeed.

"And they all lived happily ever"--

ow! My finger!

[whimpering]