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- Are you ready, kids?
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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[flute plays]
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[waves crashing]
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[bright music]
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♪ ♪
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[quirky music]
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- [grunts]
Yes!
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My new Tootsie Trampler
is finally complete!
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At last, I will be the stomper,
not the stompee.
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[laughs maniacally]
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[stomping]
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Ouch, Karen!
Help!
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- I think we have company.
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Oh, here.
Let's exfoliate you.
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- [grunts]
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[melodic horn honks]
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- Who is that?
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[bright music]
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Holy moly macarooney.
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Huh?
[grunts]
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- Howdy, son!
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- Ma? Pa?
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- Karen,
is that a new monitor?
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- Oh, you charmer.
[giggles]
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- Knock it off, Romeo.
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- Huh?
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How could you afford
this ridiculous monstrosity?
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- Your ma and me
won the lottery...
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- [laughs]
- So we moved to the big city.
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Just like our
too-fancy-for-pants son.
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- We got ourselves a butler.
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- Your spittoon, madam?
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Very good.
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- Want a tour of the vehicle?
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- Not really.
- Come on in!
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- Oh, real classy.
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- Purty fancy, ain't it?
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- That depends
on your definition
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of pretty and fancy.
[screams]
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- Our new homestead on wheels
has all the creature comforts.
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- Like this velvet
feeding trough for Elmer.
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Now, he can wallow
in luxury instead of filth.
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- No, Elmer!
Put me down! Ow!
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- And a side-by-side outhouse
for them romantical evenings.
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Mwah!
[flushes]
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- Plus, there's room
for the whole Plankton clan.
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ALL: Howdy!
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[friendly chatter]
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- Ugh, hello.
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So how long
are you visiting for?
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Seven, five,
maybe three minutes?
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- We're here to stay, son.
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We're following
your lead and starting up
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our own restaurant.
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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- The Spud Bucket!
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[upbeat bluegrass music]
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- What in the wha?
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♪ ♪
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- Guess what's on the menu.
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- Let me guess, potatoes?
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- Oh, you done peeked.
We got tater sandwiches.
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- Spud cakes.
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- Our fresh squeezed
tater juice.
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[cow moos]
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- Ugh.
Ah!
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- Just for the kids,
tater balloons.
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[together]
Ow!
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And the coup de grace,
Spud Surprise.
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Oh, Cousin Cletus!
- Yep!
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Did somebody say surprise?
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Yahoo!
- So much for my new monitor.
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- Yeah, that's fine.
It's also stupid.
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No one's going to eat
at a restaurant
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that only serves potatoes.
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- Oh, boy!
- Potatoes!
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- Hey, everybody,
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this place sells
nothing but potatoes!
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- Potato?
Ooh!
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Hey, there's a new potato
restaurant across the street!
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- I never say no
to a starchy tuber.
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Bleh.
[giggles]
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- Oh, boy!
[indistinct chatter]
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- Run to the potatoes, Sir!
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- I'm going to need this
for spuds!
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- [gasps]
Where's everybody going?
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- One of everything, please.
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- A bunch of potatoes,
with extra peel.
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- [groans]
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Karen?
- Yes, dear?
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- People are idiots.
- Yes, dear.
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- Wait, Larry!
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Wouldn't you like a nice,
protein-packed Krabby Patty?
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- Yeah, sorry, bro,
but Larry needs to carbo load.
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Weirdo.
- Oh.
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That was me last customer.
- Hmm.
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Maybe I can work this
to my advantage.
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- Oh, me restaurant.
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[sobs]
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- [hums melody]
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- Order up.
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Order up.
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- Aw, business
a little slow today, Krabs?
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- That Spud Bucket has
siphoned off all me customers!
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- My family's new restaurant
has put you out of business.
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You may as well
just give me the formula.
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You got no use for it now.
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- [sighs]
You're right.
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Boyo, come here.
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[face beeping]
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- Oh!
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- You win, Plankton.
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Since no one wants
Krabby Patties anymore,
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me formula is worthless.
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- Yes!
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With this worthless formula,
I can take over the world!
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- Does that make your plan
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for world domination
worthless, too?
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- Wait a minute.
[sighs]
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Oh, no.
Karen, take me home.
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- Oh, muffin.
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- [giggles]
[cackles]
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- What's so funny, Mr. Krabs?
- Oh, nothing.
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I just sent a series of events
in motion
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that will soon solve
all our problems.
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- How am I going to shut down
that stupid Spud Bucket?
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- Why don't you call
the health inspector?
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He shuts us down every week.
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- Karen, you're a genius.
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And since I built you,
I'm a double genius.
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[phone beeps]
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- Bikini Bottom
Health Department.
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- Just look at it.
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This joint is completely
infested with vermin.
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The vermins are even
preparing the food.
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[all laughing and humming]
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- Oh my.
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This restaurant
doesn't deserve an A.
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[cash register chiming]
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It deserves
a triple A plus!
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- What?
- Whoo-hoo! Thank you.
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That's right neighborly.
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- And thank you, sir,
for your generous donation
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to the Health Inspector
Benevolent Fund.
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- Always ready to help
the less fortunate.
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- Eh.
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[upbeat country music]
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Huh?
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So you want customers, eh?
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I'll give you a customer.
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- Howdy, son.
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What you got there?
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- I brought you a restaurant
warming present, Dad.
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Behold, the Insatiable Bulk!
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Come on in.
It's all you can eat.
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- Oh, boy!
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I can eat this.
I can eat all of this!
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[munching]
I can eat this!
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[giggles]
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I can eat--I--
aww.
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[chomps]
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[giggles]
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- Hey!
- [screams]
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- So long, Spud Bucket.
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- Whoo-hoo!
Yeehaw!
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- Huh?
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- Well, I just have
to thank you.
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This Patrick feller
is the Jim dandiest
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tater masher I ever did see.
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- [grunts]
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Ah.
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[giggles]
192
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- [groans]
Barnacles!
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Ow!
- [giggles]
194
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Things are going
even better than I hoped.
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- I love when you get
all Machiavellian, Mr. Krabs.
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- I got a load of potatoes
for the, uh, Spud Bucket.
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- Hold on.
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I've got a delivery, too.
199
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Fire in the hole!
200
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[explosion]
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Huh?
Ah.
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♪ ♪
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- [chomps]
Mm.
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This tater shrapnel
is better than Frenchy fries.
205
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- Mm-hmm!
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- Your awful Spud Bucket
has ruined
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my plans to conquer the world.
208
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Now what am I supposed to do?
209
00:09:51,155 --> 00:09:53,331
- Well, why don't you
come work for us?
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- The Spud Bucket
is a family business,
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and you're family, son.
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- Well,
if I can't sabotage 'em,
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00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:06,257
annihilate 'em, or squelch 'em,
I might as well join 'em.
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00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:11,088
[humming melody]
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Ah, hey!
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One Spud du Jour.
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♪ ♪
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00:10:17,225 --> 00:10:20,141
Yep, you know,
cooking food that people
219
00:10:20,228 --> 00:10:24,232
really want to eat actually
makes me pretty happy.
220
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- Your tater, sir.
- Oh, boy!
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[chomps]
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Bleh!
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00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:35,373
Eeeh!
224
00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:39,856
Excuse me, what is in
this peculiar potato?
225
00:10:39,943 --> 00:10:42,250
- That's a Potato
a la Plankton.
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00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:44,687
With just a pinch of chum
for flavor.
227
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- Oh, no.
You're the chef?
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00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:50,519
Everyone,
put down your potatoes.
229
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Plankton is in the kitchen!
230
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- [gags]
- [gags]
231
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,221
[dramatic music]
232
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[all spit]
233
00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:01,748
[screaming]
234
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,230
- [sighs]
- I don't get it.
235
00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:08,102
What happened?
236
00:11:08,189 --> 00:11:11,322
- Guess our tater restaurant
is a big fat failure.
237
00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:15,239
- Ah, well.
You win some and you lose some.
238
00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:16,937
Cousin Cletus!
239
00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:21,115
Another surprise, please.
- [giggles]
240
00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:24,422
[melodic horn honking]
241
00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:26,816
- So long, son!
242
00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:28,775
- We're off to buy
a football team.
243
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[honks]
244
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,475
- [cackles]
245
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:37,087
Turns out me formula's
worth something after all.
246
00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:41,135
Who's the loser now, Plankton?
Surprise!
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- Did somebody say surprise?
Yah!
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00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:48,229
- [together]
Surprise.
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00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:49,970
[both groan]
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