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- Are you ready, kids?
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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[flute plays]
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[waves crashing]
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[light melodic music]
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♪ ♪
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[angry clamoring]
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- Huh?
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What's the meaning of this,
Mr. Squidward?
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- Don't ask me.
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Ask SpongeBob.
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- [vocalizing]
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- Hey, um, Mom, you don't need
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to cut the crust off
the Krabby Patty.
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Ha, we are making fast food.
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- Love takes time, darling.
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Now hand me a tomato so I can
carve it into a rose garnish.
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- SpongeBob!
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What in blue blazes
is going on in--
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oh, hello, Mrs. SquarePants.
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- Well, hello, Eugene.
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I'm learning how
to make Krabby Patties.
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- Oh, how lovely.
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Uh, may I borrow your son
for just a moment?
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What is going on here, boy-o?
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Why is your mother
in the kitchen?
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Just take a look at that crowd!
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- This is why I never go out
to eat anymore!
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- Your mommy has no business
at my business.
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Send her home.
- Oh, but Mr. Krabs,
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the official employee calendar
says it's...
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Bring Your Mom to Work Day.
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- Ha, too bad I forgot.
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Boy, that would
have been awful.
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- Oh, it shivers me timbers
to think what a disaster
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my mom would make
if she was here.
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[both laugh]
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- Ahem!
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- Don't you worry, fellas.
I invited your moms too.
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- What?
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[strained] How thoughtful
of you, SpongeBob.
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- Well, we're here,
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so stop your horseplay
and show me what you do.
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- Mother, you're
embarrassing me.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow!
- [chuckling]
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[gasps]
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- I don't know what
you're chuckling about, Eugene.
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There's wasted money
everywhere I look!
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[sizzles]
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When was the last time you
changed the oil in this fryer?
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- We change it
every day, ma'am.
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- Waste!
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Should be but once a year.
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[sloshes]
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Real tomato ketchup.
Waste!
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I bet in your latrine
you use two-ply toilet paper.
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- Ha, we use one-ply.
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- As if it grows on trees.
Waste!
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It should be half-ply.
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Your profits
would be much higher
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if you stopped spending
willy-nilly.
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- Yes, Mama.
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- Remember to smile, son.
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- [grumbles]
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- Where's my food?
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- I'm sorry for the delay, sir.
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Your order will be up soon.
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- I didn't say
lose your disdain.
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- [growls]
- And don't slouch.
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You'll ruin your spine.
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- I'm an invertebrate, Mother!
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- And no back talk.
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- Yes, Mother.
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- Nice disdain.
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But save it for the customers.
- [sighs]
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- [humming]
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Order up for Old Man Jenkins.
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One Krabby Patty
with crust removed
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and one side salad.
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- I ordered fries, not a salad.
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- The fries are in the salad.
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- Okay, I'll try it.
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But only 'cause I'm so hungry.
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[chomps]
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Aha!
[all gasp]
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It reminds me of my mother's
cooking when I was but a boy.
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I'm filled with childish glee!
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[giggles]
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- Mm.
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- I made everyone's orders.
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- Huh?
- [laughs]
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- My mom doesn't understand
fast food--not the way I do.
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Her cooking takes forever,
because she adds love.
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- You mean there's no love
in this Krabby Patty?
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Now all I taste is the fast.
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I demand a refund!
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- Give me some love.
- Yeah, me too!
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[angry clamoring]
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- Okay, that's enough.
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There'll be no refunds.
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You see, there is love here.
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My love for your money.
[heart thumping]
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Mwah.
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You don't want
to break us up, do ya?
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- Give me my money back!
- Where's the love?
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[screeching]
[all groan]
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- Clearly, our sons aren't
working hard enough.
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Believe me when I say no one
is more disappointed than we,
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their mothers.
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- We thought
we taught them better.
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- To avert this disaster,
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we're going
to take over the restaurant
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and show our boys
how it's done.
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- But Mama!
- Zip it!
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And to the shame corner
with you three.
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all: Aww.
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- Now time to spruce
this place up.
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- "Mama Krabs
Home-style Cooking"?
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This is gonna be a disaster.
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Look at what they did
to me restaurant.
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[bright music]
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- I think the place
looks homey.
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- If I wanted "homey,"
I'd stay at home.
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This is costing me a fortune.
[cash register dings]
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- Actually, Mrs. SquarePants
had all this stuff
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in the trunk of her boat.
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- A mother is always prepared.
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- Eventually, our moms
will crash and burn.
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And then we'll reclaim
the Krusty Krab.
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- Looks like it's gonna happen
sooner than later.
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Look who just arrived.
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- [grunts grotesquely]
- Bubble Bass.
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- Every mom's nightmare.
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- Bubby, you forgot your doll
on the boat.
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- Mom!
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It's an action figure,
not a doll.
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- We're doomed.
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- Welcome to Mama Krabs'.
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Right this way.
- [grumbles]
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- Here's your menus.
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- Interesting.
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We shall see if
this new management
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can stand up to my scrutiny.
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I will have one of every--
huh?
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Ow!
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- We'll both have
the early-bird special.
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- Mother,
I'm going to get a soda.
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[exclaims]
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[hums happily]
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Hmm?
[yelps]
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Mom!
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- Soda straws are dangerous.
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You'll put your eye out.
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Use this instead.
- [gasps]
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Ooh! Ga-ga.
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I mean, uh, so embarrassing.
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[burps]
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- Here you go.
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- Ooh.
- Two Krabby Patty casseroles.
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I even cut it
into bite-sized pieces.
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- That's just how
my boy likes it.
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- Enjoy!
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- Of course that mama's boy
would like it here.
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- Uh, guys, look!
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It seems like everyone
is liking it here.
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[contented chatter]
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- You've got some smudge.
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- Danke.
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- I don't believe it.
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They're a success.
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- Well, of course they are.
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Look how hard they're working.
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- I actually feel
kind of guilty
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seeing them do all the work.
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- How pathetic.
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You three clearly don't know
how to appreciate
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the smothering embrace
of motherly love.
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- And what do you suggest?
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- Are these premises equipped
with a basement?
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- All right, here we are.
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- Gentlemen, I present
the fortress of solitude
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for adult children.
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- It's a junk-filled basement.
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- Oh, you see junk.
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I see--
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- [gasps]
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A hangout lounge!
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- Correct.
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- Well, it's better
than the shame corner.
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- I guess.
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- Down here,
you can spend your time
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doing whatever you want.
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Reading comics,
playing video games,
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complaining on the Internet.
[dolphin chirps]
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- Your life choices are lame,
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but I like the overall concept.
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- And with your mother
upstairs,
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snacks are just a holler away.
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- Ooh, my mom loves
to make snacks.
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What else can you teach us,
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oh wise sage
of the slacker ways?
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- Alas, my time with you is
at an end.
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I have been a good boy,
and my mother is taking me
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for ice cream
in three, two, one.
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[yelps]
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I'm ready for my ice cream,
Mommy.
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- Bye, girls!
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- Come back soon, you hear.
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- Well, I guess
we can give it a try.
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[clears throat]
Mo-om!
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[8-bit sounds and music]
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- [grumbles]
- [laughs]
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Mom, nachos!
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[laughs]
- [groans]
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- [laughs]
- Hey, watch the fort!
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- Mom!
- Ma!
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- Mom!
- Mom!
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- Mom!
- Mom!
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- Mom.
- Mom!
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- Hey, Ma!
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[sleepy murmurs]
- Mommy, Mommy.
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- Mommy, Mommy, Mommy.
- Mommy, Mommy, Mommy.
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- I've never slept better
in me life.
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Last night made me feel
like a kid again.
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- [exhales]
So that's what it's like
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to have a childhood.
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- Aww, you guys are
the best buddies
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a kid could ever have.
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[rumbling]
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- I'm hungry.
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Mom, breakfast!
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[crickets chirp]
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- Guys, I think
something's wrong.
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- Agreed, lad.
We better go check.
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[grunting, laughter]
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- Oh, yeah.
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[relaxed chatter]
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- [snickers]
- Booyah!
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00:11:12,448 --> 00:11:15,448
- [snoring]
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- What in tarnation?
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00:11:17,724 --> 00:11:19,517
Who are these bums?
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- Hey, kids.
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- Oh, there you are, Eugene.
261
00:11:23,137 --> 00:11:24,965
Go fix me one of
those Krabbity Patties
262
00:11:25,034 --> 00:11:26,586
you're always going on about.
263
00:11:26,655 --> 00:11:27,896
all: Dad?
264
00:11:27,965 --> 00:11:30,000
- Oh!
265
00:11:30,068 --> 00:11:31,241
That's right.
266
00:11:31,310 --> 00:11:34,379
Today is Bring Your Dad
to Work Day.
267
00:11:34,448 --> 00:11:37,862
- Oh, uh, while you're up, son,
could you refill my drink?
268
00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:40,206
- And more chips for me, kid.
269
00:11:40,275 --> 00:11:45,000
- Any time you're ready with
that Krabbity Patty, son.
270
00:11:45,068 --> 00:11:49,275
- I want my mommy.
- [whimpers]
271
00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:56,344
[upbeat music]
272
00:11:56,413 --> 00:12:01,931
♪ ♪
273
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,137
- I'm glad you can come
to the pet park today, Patrick.
274
00:12:05,206 --> 00:12:08,275
- [muffled muttering]
275
00:12:08,344 --> 00:12:10,275
Well, thanks for inviting me.
276
00:12:10,344 --> 00:12:13,413
I can't wait
to see Gary's new tricks!
277
00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:17,379
- [meowing]
278
00:12:17,448 --> 00:12:19,448
- There's nothing more fun
than bringing your pet
279
00:12:19,517 --> 00:12:20,758
to a pet park.
280
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:23,275
- SpongeBob!
281
00:12:26,137 --> 00:12:27,689
[laughs maniacally]
282
00:12:27,758 --> 00:12:30,931
I got one of those head things!
283
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,413
- A concussion?
284
00:12:32,482 --> 00:12:33,862
- Yeah.
285
00:12:33,931 --> 00:12:35,689
But also the other thing.
286
00:12:35,758 --> 00:12:37,482
- Oh, a thought.
287
00:12:37,551 --> 00:12:40,896
- Yeah, I think
I'd like to have my own pet
288
00:12:40,965 --> 00:12:42,689
to bring to the pet park.
289
00:12:42,758 --> 00:12:45,000
- That's a great idea.
290
00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:48,034
We can stop at the pet store
on the way.
291
00:12:48,103 --> 00:12:51,517
Mm, do any of these pets
pique your fancy?
292
00:12:51,586 --> 00:12:52,965
- No.
293
00:12:53,034 --> 00:12:54,827
Uh-uh. Nope.
294
00:12:54,896 --> 00:12:56,586
Whoa!
295
00:12:56,655 --> 00:12:59,551
[upbeat music]
296
00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:01,827
♪ ♪
297
00:13:01,896 --> 00:13:03,448
That one!
298
00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:07,034
I want that one!
That's the pet for me!
299
00:13:11,068 --> 00:13:12,586
- Huh.
300
00:13:12,655 --> 00:13:15,793
All right, go on through.
301
00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:17,517
Hold it right there!
302
00:13:17,586 --> 00:13:20,655
I'm gonna need
to see some proof of pet.
303
00:13:20,724 --> 00:13:23,724
- Of course.
304
00:13:23,793 --> 00:13:25,206
- That's a rock.
305
00:13:25,275 --> 00:13:28,172
- Yeah.
His name is Rolly.
306
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,482
- I don't see how
this thing is a pet.
307
00:13:30,551 --> 00:13:32,517
- Oh, here.
Take a closer look.
308
00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:35,965
- [groans]
309
00:13:36,034 --> 00:13:38,689
Oh, yes. He's adorable.
310
00:13:38,758 --> 00:13:40,586
Go right in.
311
00:13:40,655 --> 00:13:41,793
- Thanks.
[laughs]
312
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,103
Come on, Rolly.
313
00:13:43,172 --> 00:13:45,379
- [groans]
314
00:13:46,862 --> 00:13:49,206
- [neighs]
315
00:13:52,827 --> 00:13:53,931
- Wow.
316
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,793
Yup, that's my card.
- [laughs]
317
00:13:57,862 --> 00:14:00,827
- [giggles]
318
00:14:00,896 --> 00:14:02,827
Rolly, Rolly, Rolly!
319
00:14:02,896 --> 00:14:05,379
[winces, laughs]
320
00:14:05,448 --> 00:14:07,034
- Oh.
321
00:14:07,103 --> 00:14:09,655
Geode hunting is
a cracking good time.
322
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:10,896
[giggles]
323
00:14:10,965 --> 00:14:12,482
Ooh, ha ha!
324
00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:15,034
The perfect crystal
quartz lattice.
325
00:14:15,103 --> 00:14:19,551
An exquisite specimen
for my collection.
326
00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:22,068
[grunting]
327
00:14:22,137 --> 00:14:24,827
- Rolly, you're
the best rock ever.
328
00:14:24,896 --> 00:14:26,551
- What the devil?
329
00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:29,551
By Jove.
330
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,344
Such majesty.
331
00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:34,068
That must have quite the geode
inside.
332
00:14:34,137 --> 00:14:35,379
[cackles]
333
00:14:35,448 --> 00:14:38,034
- [laughs]
- Tallyho, good chap.
334
00:14:38,103 --> 00:14:39,620
Whoa!
335
00:14:39,689 --> 00:14:43,931
Perciful Rockhound,
amateur geode enthusiast.
336
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,551
- You talk funny.
337
00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:47,034
[giggles]
Huh?
338
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,965
What? What's that, Rolly?
339
00:14:49,034 --> 00:14:50,655
Uh-huh.
340
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,827
Rolly says he wants
to play with you.
341
00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:55,379
Here you go.
342
00:14:55,448 --> 00:14:57,241
- [grunts]
343
00:14:57,310 --> 00:15:00,103
- Have fun, you two.
344
00:15:01,793 --> 00:15:03,241
- Ooh.
- Wow.
345
00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:05,172
- Hey, Patrick. Where's Rolly?
346
00:15:05,241 --> 00:15:09,000
- Oh, he's playing with the
funny mustache man over there.
347
00:15:09,068 --> 00:15:12,103
- [muffled muttering]
348
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,137
[grunts]
349
00:15:13,206 --> 00:15:14,965
- Oh, so cute.
350
00:15:15,034 --> 00:15:19,724
But that's enough play, Rolly.
351
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:22,103
- [yelps]
- [gasps]
352
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:26,724
- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
353
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,448
Whoa, Rolly!
354
00:15:28,517 --> 00:15:33,517
You want to play
with everyone today.
355
00:15:35,275 --> 00:15:36,793
Done already?
356
00:15:36,862 --> 00:15:39,241
Oh, who's a good boy?
357
00:15:39,310 --> 00:15:43,172
- Uh, Patrick,
maybe we should leave.
358
00:15:43,241 --> 00:15:45,206
- Good idea, SpongeBob.
359
00:15:45,275 --> 00:15:47,896
Everybody here is
sleeping anyway.
360
00:15:47,965 --> 00:15:51,586
Come on, Rolly!
361
00:15:51,655 --> 00:15:54,482
- I will tear
that rock asunder.
362
00:15:54,551 --> 00:15:57,758
[cackles]
363
00:15:57,827 --> 00:15:59,241
- What a fun day.
364
00:15:59,310 --> 00:16:03,034
Now it's time to do
my favorite thing--
365
00:16:03,103 --> 00:16:05,517
nothing!
366
00:16:05,586 --> 00:16:06,586
[chuckles]
367
00:16:06,655 --> 00:16:10,413
[chomping]
368
00:16:10,482 --> 00:16:15,137
- It's the "Sir Urchin
& Snail Fail Show."
369
00:16:15,206 --> 00:16:17,413
- [laughs]
- Why, you!
370
00:16:17,482 --> 00:16:19,482
- What'd I do?
371
00:16:24,172 --> 00:16:27,275
- [guffaws]
372
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,206
[phone beeping]
373
00:16:38,275 --> 00:16:41,241
- [meows]
374
00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:42,758
[phone rings]
375
00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,551
- SquarePants residence.
376
00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:47,620
- Oh, SpongeBob.
I don't think Rolly likes TV.
377
00:16:47,689 --> 00:16:50,000
[Gary chomping]
He tore up the place.
378
00:16:50,068 --> 00:16:51,413
- Have you been feeding him?
379
00:16:51,482 --> 00:16:53,965
Pets get cranky
if they don't get their food.
380
00:16:54,034 --> 00:16:55,793
- Oh, yeah! Oh.
381
00:16:55,862 --> 00:16:57,551
Thanks, buddy.
382
00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:58,689
- Of course.
383
00:16:58,758 --> 00:17:00,275
- Rolly!
384
00:17:00,344 --> 00:17:04,724
SpongeBob said you need lots
of food.
385
00:17:04,793 --> 00:17:08,965
Good thing I had this big bag
of cement mix on hand.
386
00:17:11,862 --> 00:17:14,379
Just add water.
387
00:17:14,448 --> 00:17:17,206
Huh. Okay.
388
00:17:19,517 --> 00:17:22,965
Bone apple teeth, Rolly.
389
00:17:23,034 --> 00:17:26,379
Now it's time for my lunch.
390
00:17:28,068 --> 00:17:29,862
[vacuum whirs]
391
00:17:29,931 --> 00:17:31,758
I like it dry.
392
00:17:31,827 --> 00:17:33,965
Huh? Whoa!
393
00:17:34,034 --> 00:17:39,034
Rolly, you got big.
394
00:17:39,103 --> 00:17:41,275
SpongeBob?
- Yes?
395
00:17:41,344 --> 00:17:44,862
- I fed Rolly, and he got big!
396
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,103
Is he dying?
397
00:17:46,172 --> 00:17:47,586
- No, you silly.
398
00:17:47,655 --> 00:17:49,896
He probably just needs a walk
to go potty.
399
00:17:49,965 --> 00:17:52,034
But make sure
he wears his leash.
400
00:17:52,103 --> 00:17:54,206
- Okay!
401
00:17:54,275 --> 00:17:57,068
Time for a walk, Rolly.
402
00:17:57,137 --> 00:17:59,724
The world is your toilet.
403
00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:02,655
- [chuckles]
404
00:18:02,724 --> 00:18:04,034
My word.
405
00:18:04,103 --> 00:18:06,793
How rotund his rock has grown.
406
00:18:06,862 --> 00:18:10,310
I must pilfer
that plump pebble.
407
00:18:10,379 --> 00:18:12,931
- [humming]
408
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,206
- [whimpers]
409
00:18:15,275 --> 00:18:17,310
- Aah!
410
00:18:17,379 --> 00:18:19,448
- [screams]
411
00:18:21,827 --> 00:18:23,275
- Ooh!
412
00:18:23,344 --> 00:18:25,482
What stinks?
[squelch]
413
00:18:25,551 --> 00:18:27,827
Oh, it's you, Rolly.
414
00:18:29,793 --> 00:18:33,448
Hmm, what am I supposed to do?
415
00:18:33,517 --> 00:18:35,241
[beeping, line trilling]
416
00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:36,482
Hi, SpongeBob.
417
00:18:36,551 --> 00:18:38,103
- Hey, Patrick.
418
00:18:38,172 --> 00:18:39,413
- Ma-mow.
419
00:18:39,482 --> 00:18:40,827
- [sniffs, strains]
420
00:18:40,896 --> 00:18:43,413
Rolly smells like
garbage water.
421
00:18:43,482 --> 00:18:44,965
Is he mad at me?
422
00:18:45,034 --> 00:18:46,793
- Of course not.
423
00:18:46,862 --> 00:18:49,206
You can take him to a groomer
to freshen him up.
424
00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:51,862
- Oh? Huh.
425
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:55,379
Conveniently Placed
Rock Groomer.
426
00:18:55,448 --> 00:18:57,517
There's one right here!
427
00:18:57,586 --> 00:18:59,827
Thanks, SpongeBob.
428
00:18:59,896 --> 00:19:01,034
[chomps]
429
00:19:01,103 --> 00:19:02,172
[bright music]
430
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:06,379
[groans]
Hmm?
431
00:19:06,448 --> 00:19:07,517
- Good day, sir.
- Huh?
432
00:19:07,586 --> 00:19:10,172
- [snickers]
433
00:19:10,241 --> 00:19:12,000
I'm the rock groomer.
434
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:17,034
May I take that ample, glorious
collectible rock from you?
435
00:19:17,103 --> 00:19:18,103
Whoa!
436
00:19:18,172 --> 00:19:20,862
- Rolly needs a bath.
437
00:19:20,931 --> 00:19:23,862
[grunting]
438
00:19:25,827 --> 00:19:28,034
- Aah!
439
00:19:30,965 --> 00:19:33,793
At last,
the glimmering contents
440
00:19:33,862 --> 00:19:37,965
of your sturdy aspects
shall be mine.
441
00:19:38,034 --> 00:19:41,000
[growls]
442
00:19:41,068 --> 00:19:43,517
Huh? Aah, aah!
443
00:19:43,586 --> 00:19:45,413
Oh, no! Back, you beast!
444
00:19:45,482 --> 00:19:48,344
Ow! Ow!
445
00:19:48,413 --> 00:19:50,689
- Oh, finished already?
446
00:19:50,758 --> 00:19:52,448
Wow!
447
00:19:52,517 --> 00:19:55,034
Rolly, you're beautiful!
448
00:19:55,103 --> 00:19:57,689
I've gotta tell SpongeBob.
449
00:19:59,482 --> 00:20:01,034
- Hi again.
450
00:20:01,103 --> 00:20:04,482
- SpongeBob, Rolly
looks prettier than,
451
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:08,000
um, a really pretty thing.
452
00:20:08,068 --> 00:20:09,689
You gotta see him.
453
00:20:09,758 --> 00:20:10,793
- Well, you should
bring him down
454
00:20:10,862 --> 00:20:12,965
to the Bikini Bottom Pet Show.
455
00:20:13,034 --> 00:20:15,413
Gary and I are here now.
456
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:17,413
[cheers and applause]
457
00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:19,931
- Great! See ya there.
458
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,620
- [groans weakly]
459
00:20:21,689 --> 00:20:24,758
- Lady, you need a bath.
460
00:20:24,827 --> 00:20:27,000
- [moans]
461
00:20:27,068 --> 00:20:29,931
[lively music]
462
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,206
- Yee-haw!
463
00:20:32,275 --> 00:20:34,344
- Contestant 24.
464
00:20:34,413 --> 00:20:37,241
- Huh? Oh!
465
00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:41,310
[laughs]
466
00:20:41,379 --> 00:20:45,137
[barks]
467
00:20:45,206 --> 00:20:47,206
His name is Rolly.
468
00:20:47,275 --> 00:20:49,241
Isn't he pretty?
469
00:20:49,310 --> 00:20:52,344
- Hmm. What does it do?
470
00:20:52,413 --> 00:20:56,034
- I'll show you.
471
00:20:56,103 --> 00:20:58,793
[groans, laughs]
472
00:20:58,862 --> 00:21:05,517
♪ ♪
473
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:13,310
- Whoo! Go, Patrick, go!
Whoo!
474
00:21:13,379 --> 00:21:15,137
- [meows]
- Whoo!
475
00:21:15,206 --> 00:21:17,068
Go, Patrick, go!
476
00:21:17,137 --> 00:21:20,551
[all yelping]
477
00:21:23,965 --> 00:21:25,896
- Ta-da!
478
00:21:25,965 --> 00:21:28,344
- Well, it seems
every other contestant
479
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:31,137
has been eliminated.
480
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:33,827
- I suppose you win...
481
00:21:33,896 --> 00:21:36,379
by default.
482
00:21:36,448 --> 00:21:40,827
- We--did it!
483
00:21:40,896 --> 00:21:43,000
Rolly, you're the best rock--
484
00:21:44,655 --> 00:21:48,965
- Ever!
[cackles]
485
00:21:49,034 --> 00:21:52,482
Finally, your crystalline cache
is all mine.
486
00:21:54,206 --> 00:21:57,448
[curious mystical music]
487
00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:59,241
- Rolly!
488
00:21:59,310 --> 00:22:03,172
Oh, no!
489
00:22:04,896 --> 00:22:08,724
- Ooh.
[pants excitedly]
490
00:22:10,310 --> 00:22:12,413
- [roars]
491
00:22:12,482 --> 00:22:15,586
- Oh.
G-g-good show, old chap.
492
00:22:15,655 --> 00:22:18,241
- [bellows]
493
00:22:18,310 --> 00:22:20,275
- Oh, fiddlesticks.
494
00:22:20,344 --> 00:22:21,344
- Rolly.
495
00:22:21,413 --> 00:22:24,034
I love your new look.
496
00:22:24,103 --> 00:22:26,103
- Mmm.
497
00:22:26,172 --> 00:22:27,724
- Aww.
498
00:22:27,793 --> 00:22:31,103
So Rolly was an egg all along.
499
00:22:31,172 --> 00:22:32,137
- [meows]
500
00:22:32,206 --> 00:22:35,034
- Rawr.
- Oh!
501
00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:36,310
- Wow!
502
00:22:36,379 --> 00:22:40,827
Now that's what I call a pet!
503
00:22:40,896 --> 00:22:43,896
- [roars]
504
00:22:43,965 --> 00:22:45,827
[burps]
505
00:22:45,896 --> 00:22:46,862
- Yay!
506
00:22:49,275 --> 00:22:51,689
[upbeat music]
507
00:22:51,758 --> 00:22:58,896
♪ ♪
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