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- Are you ready, kids?
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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[flute plays]
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[waves crashing]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- Well, here I am floating
face-down in a swimming pool.
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I always wanted a pool,
and in the end, I got one.
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How did I get here?
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Well,
it all started yesterday.
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[quirky music]
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♪ ♪
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- [slurps]
Ah.
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- [grunts]
- Oh!
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[retches]
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[grumbles]
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Sponge--
ugh!
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[spits]
SpongeBob!
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Whoa!
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- Squidward,
did you say something?
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- [grunts]
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Why are you digging up
your yard?
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- I'm putting in a pool.
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- Oh, a pool?
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[grumbles]
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- Mm-hmm, and I'm going
to invite my favorite
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next-door neighbor
as soon as it's ready.
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- Get off me!
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I wouldn't be caught dead
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in your muddy, little
bacteria hole.
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I only swim
in sophisticated pools.
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- Well, if you change
your mind, it's almost done.
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- [chuckles]
Yeah, sure.
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[sighs]
Uh-huh.
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[slurps]
- It's done!
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- Huh?
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[relaxed music]
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[spits]
What the--?
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Why, it's beautiful.
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[growls]
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Why does he get to have a pool?
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If anyone around here
deserves a pool,
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it's me.
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- Cannonball!
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- Oh.
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[quirky music]
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♪ ♪
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[growls]
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- Hey, Squidward,
come join us in the pool!
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- Quick,
while the water's still wet!
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- [growls]
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Pool!
[grunts]
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♪ ♪
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Forget the pool.
Forget the pool.
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Forget the pool.
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Mm-hmm.
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What the--?
pool.
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- [laughter]
- [screams]
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Oh!
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Pool!
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- [laughter]
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- Keep quiet,
you chlorinated clods!
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- Cannonball!
- Huh?
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- Oh!
- Uh-oh.
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- [groaning]
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Ouch!
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Ow, ow.
[groans]
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Who needs a soggy, old pool
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when you have the luxury
and elegance
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of indoor air conditioning.
Mwah.
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[machine sputters]
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Ooh, it's a little hot.
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♪ ♪
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Huh?
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- [laughter]
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- That is one cool pool,
my fool.
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See you tomorrow, SpongeBob.
- Swim safely, Patrick.
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Meet you at the pool.
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♪ ♪
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- Oh, it's so hot.
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- Hey, Squidward...
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- What?
Who said that?
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[spooky music]
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- Don't be a drip.
Take a dip.
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[chuckles]
You know you want to.
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- [chuckles nervously]
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SpongeBob is asleep.
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I'll just take a quick dip
to cool off.
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[chuckles]
- That a boy!
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Jump in.
- [screams]
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♪ ♪
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[chuckles]
Pool.
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♪ ♪
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[giggling]
Oh! Oh!
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[muffled screaming]
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♪ ♪
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Thank Neptune
nobody heard me.
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Ah!
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- [growls]
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- Gary, you leave
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those sea bunnies alone
and come to bed.
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- [growls]
- Ow!
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- [growls]
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- [sighs]
Phew.
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Now I can have the pool
all to myself.
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[laughing softly]
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Oh, pool.
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[relaxed music]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Ciao, everybody.
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all: Ciao, Squidwardo.
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- Squidwardo, you must play
your clarinet for us.
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You simply must.
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- I'll think about it.
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♪ ♪
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all: Aw.
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[all sigh]
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- [playing elegantly]
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♪ ♪
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- Ciao bella.
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♪ ♪
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- Mwah.
- Mwah.
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- [smooching]
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Wha--
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[grunting]
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Egad, I must've fallen asleep.
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- [laughter]
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- I can't let them
find me here.
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[tense music]
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- Ooh, I can't wait
to get wet!
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- Hey, where's the pool toys?
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- Oh, not the pool shed,
not the pool shed,
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not the pool shed.
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- They're in
the pool shed, silly.
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- Gotta hide.
Gotta hide.
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Gotta hide.
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- Toys, toys, toys!
- Me first! Me first!
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[laughter]
- Okay, Patrick.
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You can pick first.
- Hmm.
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Which toy,
which toy, which toy?
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- Not me. Not me.
Not me.
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- I'll take this
big, ugly one.
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[chuckles]
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It's too floppy to float on.
It needs more air.
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[smacks lips]
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[inhales deeply]
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[upbeat music]
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- [groans softly]
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♪ ♪
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- Well, that ought to do it.
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- Hey, nice find, Patrick.
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♪ ♪
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- [chuckles]
Cannon sit!
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- [whimpers]
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♪ ♪
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- [laughs]
- Ah!
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- [laughs]
Pool fight!
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- Pool fight!
- A pool fight!
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- Pool fight!
- Pool fight!
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- A pool--
[screams]
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- Aw, it's broken.
- [whimpers softly]
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[together]
Ride the wave!
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Ride the wave!
Yeah!
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- [grunting]
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[both straining]
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- Tug it back.
- Tug it forth.
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- Tug it back.
- Tug it forth!
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- Ow!
- Oh!
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[laughing]
- [groaning]
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♪ ♪
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[laughter]
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- [groaning]
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- [snarls]
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- [laughing]
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SpongeBob, watch this!
- Help me.
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[whimpers]
- Black hole!
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Wahoo!
- [screaming]
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♪ ♪
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[laughter]
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[together]
Again, again!
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[laughter]
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- [screaming]
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It's me!
I was the pool toy, you idiots!
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- Squidward...
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that's the greatest magic trick
I've ever seen!
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- Yeah, let's do it again!
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[inhales deeply]
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- [sighs]
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Look, SpongeBob, I admit it.
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I used your pool
without permission
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because I'm really
jealous of it.
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I want your pool chairs. I
want your pool jets.
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I want your pool noodles.
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And most of all,
I want this diving board.
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[sobbing]
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- Squidward,
we're best neighbors.
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You can use my pool
anytime you like,
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day or night, you silly.
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- [chuckles]
Aw, gee, thanks SpongeBob.
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- Say, how'd you like
to take a divey-wivey
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on the boardy-woardy, hmm?
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- Oh, no, thanks,
but I just couldn't.
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- Please, you must take
a dive, Squidwardo.
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- Huh?
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I would love to take a dive.
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I was on my high school
swim team.
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- Hey, Squidward,
this ladder is adjustable.
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Do you want to go higher?
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- I love you all too!
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- Okay, I'll take that
as a yes.
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Crank it up, Patrick!
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- [chuckles]
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- [humming melody]
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[relaxed music]
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♪ ♪
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Ciao bella!
I dive!
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[tires screech]
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[dramatic music]
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[screams]
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Troppo elevato!
Too high, too high!
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- Oh, it's too high, Patrick.
Crank it down!
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- [grunts]
Mm-hmm.
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- Huh?
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What was that?
[screaming]
242
00:10:47,724 --> 00:10:49,310
[quirky music]
243
00:10:49,379 --> 00:10:53,965
- Uh, uh...hmm.
244
00:10:54,034 --> 00:10:56,172
Ah.
- [screaming]
245
00:10:56,241 --> 00:10:58,689
- Oh.
246
00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:02,103
- [screaming]
247
00:11:02,172 --> 00:11:04,655
- Aw, hm.
Uh-huh?
248
00:11:04,724 --> 00:11:07,586
Ah.
- [screaming]
249
00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:17,413
[groans and whimpers]
250
00:11:17,482 --> 00:11:19,517
- Yay!
- Yeah!
251
00:11:19,586 --> 00:11:20,931
♪ ♪
252
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,068
- Perfect dive, Squidward.
253
00:11:23,137 --> 00:11:24,137
[dramatic music]
254
00:11:24,206 --> 00:11:27,379
- And that's how I got here.
255
00:11:27,448 --> 00:11:30,241
[groaning]
256
00:11:30,310 --> 00:11:31,448
[grunts]
257
00:11:31,517 --> 00:11:32,586
Typical.
258
00:11:35,689 --> 00:11:38,551
[soft dramatic music]
259
00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:45,241
♪ ♪
260
00:11:45,310 --> 00:11:47,413
[upbeat music]
261
00:11:47,482 --> 00:11:50,586
- [slurping]
262
00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:54,137
- Your order is ready,
Mr. Bass.
263
00:11:55,413 --> 00:11:56,758
Whoops.
264
00:11:56,827 --> 00:11:58,137
Whoa!
265
00:11:58,206 --> 00:11:59,896
- Ah, ah!
266
00:11:59,965 --> 00:12:03,620
♪ ♪
267
00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:06,241
Ugh, you've mingled
Krabby Patty
268
00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:08,448
in my kelp shake.
269
00:12:08,517 --> 00:12:10,344
- Sorry, let me refresh that
for you.
270
00:12:10,413 --> 00:12:12,206
- Hold your seahorses.
271
00:12:12,275 --> 00:12:13,517
Hmm.
272
00:12:17,551 --> 00:12:20,344
It's greasy,
yet cool and refreshing.
273
00:12:20,413 --> 00:12:22,344
[gulping]
274
00:12:22,413 --> 00:12:24,827
Fetch me another posthaste!
275
00:12:24,896 --> 00:12:27,310
- That does look good.
- I want one too.
276
00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:30,965
- Ooh, I sense a money-tunity.
277
00:12:31,034 --> 00:12:34,931
The brand-new Patty Whip
is now on the menu,
278
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,482
available for a moderately
exorbitant upcharge.
279
00:12:37,551 --> 00:12:38,862
♪ ♪
280
00:12:38,931 --> 00:12:41,482
- [humming melody]
Yep!
281
00:12:41,551 --> 00:12:43,551
- Can I get two to-go?
Two to-go please.
282
00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:45,482
♪ ♪
283
00:12:45,551 --> 00:12:47,068
- [panting]
284
00:12:47,137 --> 00:12:49,275
- Keep those Patty Whips
coming, Mr. Squidward.
285
00:12:49,344 --> 00:12:51,965
- I'm trying!
Ah, bleh!
286
00:12:52,034 --> 00:12:57,517
♪ ♪
287
00:12:57,586 --> 00:12:59,275
- Closing time.
See you tomorrow.
288
00:12:59,344 --> 00:13:00,689
- [yelps]
- Finally.
289
00:13:00,758 --> 00:13:01,965
[knocks]
Huh?
290
00:13:02,034 --> 00:13:04,275
You can harden
your arteries tomorrow.
291
00:13:04,344 --> 00:13:07,379
We're closed!
[screams]
292
00:13:07,448 --> 00:13:09,103
[groans]
293
00:13:09,172 --> 00:13:11,620
- The Goobfather
would like to have
294
00:13:11,689 --> 00:13:14,206
a little talk with your boss.
295
00:13:14,275 --> 00:13:16,068
- Goobfather?
296
00:13:16,137 --> 00:13:19,137
Aren't you the manager
of the Goofy Goober?
297
00:13:19,206 --> 00:13:21,172
- That's just my day job.
298
00:13:21,241 --> 00:13:24,689
The Goobfather
is my true identity.
299
00:13:24,758 --> 00:13:27,103
I control
all the ice cream trade
300
00:13:27,172 --> 00:13:32,103
in this town, and I heard
about your little fatty flips.
301
00:13:32,172 --> 00:13:34,517
- That's Patty Whips.
302
00:13:34,586 --> 00:13:36,448
And a little
friendly competition
303
00:13:36,517 --> 00:13:38,103
never hurt anyone.
- [chuckles]
304
00:13:38,172 --> 00:13:40,275
Of course not,
but maybe you should stick
305
00:13:40,344 --> 00:13:43,275
to flipping patties
and leave the frozen treats
306
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:45,172
to the experts, hm?
307
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:49,068
- I'm not gonna stop selling
my newest moneymaker.
308
00:13:49,137 --> 00:13:52,206
- [snaps]
Do your stuff, boys.
309
00:13:52,275 --> 00:13:54,137
[both growl]
310
00:13:54,206 --> 00:13:56,172
- [snoring]
311
00:13:56,241 --> 00:13:59,758
Huh? What?
Mama, I want to sing.
312
00:13:59,827 --> 00:14:02,620
Whoa!
Ah!
313
00:14:02,689 --> 00:14:04,758
[both grunting]
314
00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:07,482
- Be thankful I didn't
turn you into gelato.
315
00:14:07,551 --> 00:14:10,586
[laughs]
- Good one, boss.
316
00:14:11,413 --> 00:14:12,758
- Oh!
- Aw.
317
00:14:12,827 --> 00:14:15,103
No more Patty Whips.
318
00:14:15,172 --> 00:14:18,827
- Don't worry, boyo.
This is me restaurant.
319
00:14:18,896 --> 00:14:23,620
And no one tells me
what's on me menu but me.
320
00:14:23,689 --> 00:14:26,689
- [slurping]
321
00:14:26,758 --> 00:14:29,551
[soft dramatic music]
322
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,310
- [humming melody]
Huh?
323
00:14:31,379 --> 00:14:34,275
[upbeat music]
324
00:14:34,344 --> 00:14:35,620
♪ ♪
325
00:14:35,689 --> 00:14:38,379
The Patty Whip machine,
it's working again!
326
00:14:38,448 --> 00:14:40,379
♪ ♪
327
00:14:40,448 --> 00:14:42,172
- [panting]
328
00:14:42,241 --> 00:14:43,344
♪ ♪
329
00:14:43,413 --> 00:14:45,206
- I spent all night
rebuilding it.
330
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:47,551
Patty Whips are back
on the menu!
331
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,931
- But, Mr. Krabs,
what if the Goobfather
332
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:53,068
and his goober goons come back?
- Don't worry.
333
00:14:53,137 --> 00:14:56,172
I brought in
a little protection meself.
334
00:14:56,241 --> 00:14:58,310
Come on out, boys.
335
00:14:58,379 --> 00:14:59,448
[soft dramatic music]
336
00:14:59,517 --> 00:15:02,103
- [grunting softly]
337
00:15:02,172 --> 00:15:05,586
- Uh, aren't they a little,
uh, elderly?
338
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:08,000
- We may be a little wrinkly...
339
00:15:08,068 --> 00:15:11,034
- But we're as tough as jerky!
Ooh!
340
00:15:11,103 --> 00:15:12,448
- Bleh!
341
00:15:12,517 --> 00:15:13,793
- We're dead.
342
00:15:13,862 --> 00:15:16,034
Ah, oh!
- [laughs]
343
00:15:16,103 --> 00:15:20,000
- The Goobfather would like
to have another little talk.
344
00:15:20,068 --> 00:15:23,551
- Well, if it isn't
the crab who don't listen.
345
00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:25,862
Teach him another lesson, boys!
346
00:15:25,931 --> 00:15:29,034
- Not so fast, Goobfather.
[snaps]
347
00:15:29,103 --> 00:15:31,689
Throw these interlopers
out of me restaurant.
348
00:15:31,758 --> 00:15:34,413
[both growling]
349
00:15:34,482 --> 00:15:37,137
- Initiate formation 42!
350
00:15:37,206 --> 00:15:40,413
- Hey, look, is that a sale
on brass knuckles?
351
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:44,241
- Brass knuckles?
- Ooh, do they have my size?
352
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:45,655
[quirky music]
353
00:15:45,724 --> 00:15:48,862
- [straining]
Ooh, sorry.
354
00:15:48,931 --> 00:15:51,379
- Uh-oh, time to skedaddle.
355
00:15:51,448 --> 00:15:53,103
- [grunts]
- Oh!
356
00:15:53,172 --> 00:15:55,586
- Oh, these goons are good.
No!
357
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,758
[both laughing]
358
00:15:57,827 --> 00:16:00,275
♪ ♪
359
00:16:00,344 --> 00:16:02,448
- Well, we're whipped.
360
00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:05,344
- Next time you hire
some muscle, Krabs,
361
00:16:05,413 --> 00:16:08,068
make sure they have muscles.
[claps]
362
00:16:08,137 --> 00:16:09,172
- Huh?
363
00:16:09,241 --> 00:16:12,310
- Eat goobers, you goofballs!
364
00:16:12,379 --> 00:16:16,413
[gun booming]
- Ah, oh, ah!
365
00:16:16,482 --> 00:16:18,103
[explosion]
366
00:16:18,172 --> 00:16:20,724
[laughter]
367
00:16:20,793 --> 00:16:22,689
- Enough of this bilge water.
368
00:16:22,758 --> 00:16:27,241
Time to take the fight
to the Goobfather's home turf.
369
00:16:27,310 --> 00:16:30,241
[dramatic music]
370
00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:32,344
♪ ♪
371
00:16:32,413 --> 00:16:33,379
- [giggles]
372
00:16:33,448 --> 00:16:40,310
♪ ♪
373
00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:45,586
- [grunts]
- Sorry, sorry.
374
00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:47,655
Sorry.
- [laughs]
375
00:16:47,724 --> 00:16:49,172
[ragtime music]
376
00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:52,379
Oy, keep your eye open
for anything worth sabotaging.
377
00:16:52,448 --> 00:16:54,862
♪ ♪
378
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,103
- Hey, you!
- Who, me?
379
00:16:57,172 --> 00:16:58,034
Um, um...
380
00:16:58,103 --> 00:16:59,758
- Give me a double scoop
381
00:16:59,827 --> 00:17:03,275
of kelp swirl
with extra sprinkles.
382
00:17:03,344 --> 00:17:04,344
- Coming up.
383
00:17:04,413 --> 00:17:07,310
Double K swirl
and make it snow.
384
00:17:07,379 --> 00:17:09,448
- Mmm!
385
00:17:09,517 --> 00:17:11,310
♪ ♪
386
00:17:11,379 --> 00:17:12,931
- Hmm.
387
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,965
That thermostat, that'll do.
388
00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:18,413
Now all we need
is a distraction.
389
00:17:18,482 --> 00:17:21,793
- Don't worry, Mr. Krabs.
I've got it handled.
390
00:17:21,862 --> 00:17:23,241
Ta-da!
391
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,793
♪ ♪
392
00:17:25,862 --> 00:17:27,896
Oh, yeah!
Check me out!
393
00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:29,379
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
394
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:33,034
- It's so lame, but I can't
take my eyes off the guy.
395
00:17:33,103 --> 00:17:36,482
- I can feel the rhythm
of his scoops in my soul.
396
00:17:36,551 --> 00:17:38,655
- Oh, this is the tricky part.
- [laughs]
397
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,689
This'll sizzle their sorbet.
398
00:17:40,758 --> 00:17:45,379
- Try and keep up, y'all.
Oh, my scoops are on fire.
399
00:17:45,448 --> 00:17:48,482
- His funky scoops
are so smokin' hot,
400
00:17:48,551 --> 00:17:51,689
I'm sweating.
- Hm?
401
00:17:51,758 --> 00:17:54,517
Oh.
402
00:17:54,586 --> 00:17:56,241
It's not his spoons.
403
00:17:56,310 --> 00:17:58,413
Someone's turned up the heat.
404
00:17:58,482 --> 00:18:01,310
The ice cream
is going critical!
405
00:18:01,379 --> 00:18:03,448
- Big finish!
- Come on, kid!
406
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,344
It's time to blow
this ice cream stand
407
00:18:05,413 --> 00:18:07,517
before this
ice cream stand blows!
408
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:08,827
[quirky music]
409
00:18:08,896 --> 00:18:10,310
- [screams]
- [screams]
410
00:18:10,379 --> 00:18:11,379
[both scream]
411
00:18:11,448 --> 00:18:14,310
[all screaming]
412
00:18:15,931 --> 00:18:18,275
[explosion]
413
00:18:18,344 --> 00:18:21,275
- Time to cheese it, boyo!
[laughs]
414
00:18:21,344 --> 00:18:23,620
Never mess
with an old Navy man!
415
00:18:23,689 --> 00:18:26,137
- Ooh, I'll get you, Krabs,
416
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,793
and your little sponge too!
417
00:18:28,862 --> 00:18:30,827
♪ ♪
418
00:18:30,896 --> 00:18:33,689
- [humming melody]
419
00:18:33,758 --> 00:18:37,793
- Prepare to be annihilated!
[whistle blowing]
420
00:18:37,862 --> 00:18:41,103
- [screams]
421
00:18:41,172 --> 00:18:43,758
Mr. Krabs, it's the Goobfather!
422
00:18:43,827 --> 00:18:46,172
We're about to be hit
by a competing restaurant.
423
00:18:46,241 --> 00:18:49,482
- Don't worry, SpongeBob.
we're ready for 'em.
424
00:18:49,551 --> 00:18:51,689
[dramatic music]
425
00:18:51,758 --> 00:18:52,689
[horn blares]
426
00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:57,482
♪ ♪
427
00:18:57,551 --> 00:19:02,137
- Hm? Hm.
Deploy soft serve cannons!
428
00:19:02,206 --> 00:19:04,517
Activate toffee treads!
429
00:19:04,586 --> 00:19:07,482
Hot fudge howitzer!
430
00:19:07,551 --> 00:19:09,586
♪ ♪
431
00:19:09,655 --> 00:19:11,172
Try the engines, boyo!
432
00:19:11,241 --> 00:19:13,034
- Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs!
433
00:19:13,103 --> 00:19:16,034
♪ ♪
434
00:19:16,103 --> 00:19:18,379
- Oh!
Mmm.
435
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:21,965
[laughing]
436
00:19:22,034 --> 00:19:24,206
- Fire ice cream cannons!
437
00:19:24,275 --> 00:19:27,551
- Firing ice cream cannons!
438
00:19:27,620 --> 00:19:28,793
♪ ♪
439
00:19:28,862 --> 00:19:30,965
- Evasive maneuvers!
[screams]
440
00:19:31,034 --> 00:19:32,551
♪ ♪
441
00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:34,103
Return fire!
442
00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:37,000
Oh, er, return ice cream!
443
00:19:37,068 --> 00:19:38,655
- Have a double scoop!
444
00:19:38,724 --> 00:19:40,551
- Whoa!
Ah!
445
00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:42,137
Brain freeze!
446
00:19:42,206 --> 00:19:44,896
- Eat hot fudge, villain!
447
00:19:44,965 --> 00:19:46,344
♪ ♪
448
00:19:46,413 --> 00:19:50,689
- Ugh, such sticky
yet delicious pain!
449
00:19:50,758 --> 00:19:51,965
Ugh.
450
00:19:52,034 --> 00:19:54,896
- Don't forget the sprinkles!
451
00:19:54,965 --> 00:19:58,448
- Whoa!
- Launch sugar cone drones!
452
00:19:58,517 --> 00:20:04,413
♪ ♪
453
00:20:04,482 --> 00:20:05,448
- Hm?
454
00:20:05,517 --> 00:20:06,517
♪ ♪
455
00:20:06,586 --> 00:20:07,448
- Huh?
- Huh?
456
00:20:07,517 --> 00:20:09,344
[both scream]
457
00:20:09,413 --> 00:20:13,310
- I'm sending you
to the deep freeze, Krabs!
458
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:16,551
- In your ice dreams,
Goobfather!
459
00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:19,413
♪ ♪
460
00:20:19,482 --> 00:20:21,310
- Oh, fudge.
461
00:20:21,379 --> 00:20:24,000
[restaurants clatter and thud]
462
00:20:24,068 --> 00:20:27,827
- Ugh, not giving up.
463
00:20:27,896 --> 00:20:30,758
- Ugh, me neither.
464
00:20:30,827 --> 00:20:33,965
- [grunting]
465
00:20:39,379 --> 00:20:41,758
[ice cream cone hums]
Ha! Ah!
466
00:20:41,827 --> 00:20:43,655
[both grunting]
467
00:20:43,724 --> 00:20:45,137
- Wow!
468
00:20:45,206 --> 00:20:46,758
♪ ♪
469
00:20:46,827 --> 00:20:49,103
Ah!
- Ow!
470
00:20:49,172 --> 00:20:51,034
[machinery whirring]
- What's that sound?
471
00:20:51,103 --> 00:20:52,586
- It couldn't be.
472
00:20:52,655 --> 00:20:55,551
[quirky music]
473
00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:57,827
♪ ♪
474
00:20:57,896 --> 00:21:00,137
[together]
The Ice Cream King!
475
00:21:00,206 --> 00:21:04,827
- Cease your hostil-lily--
hostile--
476
00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:06,413
quit fightin'!
477
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:09,000
Ice cream isn't meant
for brawling!
478
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:11,689
It's supposed to bring
sugar fueled fun,
479
00:21:11,758 --> 00:21:16,103
belly aches, and brain freezes
to the world.
480
00:21:16,172 --> 00:21:18,000
- He's right.
481
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,379
- We shouldn't be fighting.
482
00:21:20,448 --> 00:21:23,793
- There's plenty of saps--
or, customers in town
483
00:21:23,862 --> 00:21:25,206
for both of us.
484
00:21:25,275 --> 00:21:26,517
[upbeat music]
485
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,586
[both chomping]
486
00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:30,275
[together]
Mmm.
487
00:21:30,344 --> 00:21:31,758
- And if you
don't quit fighting,
488
00:21:31,827 --> 00:21:35,034
I'll use my ultimate weapon,
the ice cream bomb!
489
00:21:35,103 --> 00:21:36,793
[together]
Ice cream bomb?
490
00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:37,896
- [gasps]
Wait!
491
00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:39,827
- We've already
stopped fighting!
492
00:21:39,896 --> 00:21:42,413
- What?
I can't hear you!
493
00:21:42,482 --> 00:21:44,551
Uh, hold on,
I'll be right down.
494
00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:46,482
Bombs away!
495
00:21:46,551 --> 00:21:48,793
Whoo-hoo!
496
00:21:48,862 --> 00:21:52,931
Yee-haw!
Yee-ha-haw!
497
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000
[both screaming]
498
00:21:55,068 --> 00:21:56,034
[explosion]
499
00:21:56,103 --> 00:21:59,793
♪ ♪
500
00:21:59,862 --> 00:22:01,172
- [screams]
501
00:22:01,241 --> 00:22:04,344
♪ ♪
502
00:22:04,413 --> 00:22:07,310
- Hey, everyone,
free ice cream!
503
00:22:07,379 --> 00:22:10,482
- Whoo-hoo!
- Oh, ooh.
504
00:22:10,551 --> 00:22:12,172
♪ ♪
505
00:22:12,241 --> 00:22:13,724
[both chomping]
506
00:22:13,793 --> 00:22:15,206
- Is this a dream?
507
00:22:15,275 --> 00:22:18,931
- Free ice cream forever!
[giggles]
508
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,586
- [laughs]
You're welcome!
509
00:22:21,655 --> 00:22:26,413
- Oh, it looks like
we're all out of business.
510
00:22:26,482 --> 00:22:30,344
- Will someone
please get me down?
511
00:22:30,413 --> 00:22:31,793
Ow!
[sighs]
512
00:22:31,862 --> 00:22:33,413
Typical.
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