Original subtitles

- Are you ready, kids?

kids: Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

kids: Aye, aye, Captain!

- ♪ Ohh... ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪

kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪

kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪

kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪

kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

- SpongeBob

SquarePants!

[laughing]

[flute plays]

[waves crashing]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[crowd grumbling]

- SpongeBob, hurry up in there.

- 4,297 Krabby Patties

coming right up.

Mm!

[upbeat music]

Mm-mm.

♪ ♪

Ahh.

Mm. Mm!

♪ ♪

[humming]

Orders up.

Ahh!

Spatty!

Hang in there, buddy.

I'll save you.

[dramatic music]

[exhales]

Doink.

[gasps]

Eeeh...no!

- Uh... - Where's my Krabby Patty?

- Yeah. What's taking so long? - Ohh.

SpongeBob. Where are my orders? Huh?

- I...I can't flip patties anymore.

- You what?

You better explain yourself, boy-o.

- My spatula is broken, Mr. Krabs.

I can't make Krabby Patties without Spatty.

- Is that all?

Just grab another one from the spatula closet.

- Oh, I can't cook with those, Mr. Krabs.

I need to use my own spatula, not just any spatula.

You see, Mr. Krabs,

Spatty is very special and very ancient.

He was forged deep in the mountains beyond the horizon

in the far-flung land of--

- Listen up, boy-o.

I'm losing money by the second here.

I don't care what you do,

but you better get back in a jiffy

or I'll just have to give your job to SpongeTom here.

- I'm prepared.

- No, anything but that!

Don't worry. I'll get my spatula reforged.

[crowd grumbling]

- SpongeBob? Where are you--

- Hold down the fort for me, Squidward. Thanks.

[dramatic music]

[panting]

♪ ♪

[panting]

Ahh. Thank you.

- Huh, I've been using them wrong all these years.

♪ ♪

- Ahh! Augh!

Ohh!

The Mystical Misty Mountains.

Finally here.

♪ ♪

And now for a short walk to the top.

And...nyah!

[grunting]

Whew.

[wind howling]

- Eee! Ooh.

Well, at least I didn't carry this backpack for nothing.

Huh?

Ahh! - Amazing.

Right on time.

- I am? - You sure are.

I'll be your guide today.

First up, we will cross this amazing fish-made bridge.

[wind howling, bridge creaking]

- [gulps]

- Don't worry.

This is way easier than it looks.

- Eh, eh, eh.

- On your left is the chasm of infinite bruising.

- Ohh. Isn't that wonderful?

- And on your right, we got the freezing pit.

- [whimpering]

- Eh, eh.

I told you it'd be a breeze.

- [whimpering]

- You're doing amazing.

Let's keep moving.

Oh. Well, here we are.

This is where we part company.

Beyond this point lies only death.

Plus, I clock out at 6:00. Have fun.

[elevator dinging]

- Danger, huh?

Nothing will stop us from flipping

delicious Krabby Patties.

[grunting]

[majestic music]

[panting]

♪ ♪

[gasps]

♪ ♪

Oooh.

♪ ♪

Whoa.

Oh.

[bell dinging]

- [snoring]

Oh! Ohh!

Ahh, all better now.

- Oh, uh, sorry to disturb your sacred snoring ritual,

but I have traveled a long way

from the kitchen of the Krusty Krab just to get--

- Say no more.

Guru Greasetrap already knows why SpongeBob is here.

- [gasps]

- We have just what you need,

melon ballers, spaghetti spoons, egg timers,

and there's also a special on this giant banana hanger.

What do you say?

- This is all really nice,

but I just need to get my beloved spatula fixed.

Can you reforge it?

Oh, please tell me we can save her, Mr. Greasetrap.

- Oh, is that all? Sure.

It'll just take a few minutes.

Just let the old man grab his ol' hammer and anvil.

- Oh. Let me get it for ya.

- No, wait.

Ahh! - Don't worry.

I'll get you out of there.

[grunting]

- [groans]

- Greasetrap cannot reforge your spatula

until my hands have healed up.

But your true spatula is inside you.

- Uh, hmm...

[gasps]

[sighs]

Mm.

- Ohh, fine.

I can teach you to reforge it.

- [gasps] - Ahh!

- Thank you, Master. Oh, thank you.

- Remember, every cut is sacred.

Yo!

- Dah!

Eh...

- Do not carry the wood; let the wood carry you.

- Eh-eh...whoa!

- Ahh! Ohh!

Augh!

Become one with the fire.

- Uh-uh.

Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh, eh, eh...

whoo!

Uh...

- Ahh! I'm one with the fire.

Ahh! Oh! Oh!

Ugh!

- Um, Master, is it time yet?

- Ohh, he'll never be ready.

- I'm ready. I'm ready, - Huh?

- I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.

- You know what? - What?

- You convinced me.

Greasetrap also thinks you're ready.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

- [gasps]

Hear that, Spatty?

It is finally time.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Oh...oh...

Mm...

[grunts]

[gasping]

[grunts]

♪ ♪

Uh-uh.

♪ ♪

Eee-hee!

♪ ♪

Mwah! You're finally back..

- Finally indeed.

- Thank you from the bottom of my pants, Master.

[alarm beeping]

[gasps] Oh, no.

I have to find a way back to the Krusty Krab

before it's too late.

- Don't worry.

Guru Greasetrap knows a shortcut.

Close your eyes.

- Oooh, I love surprises.

- Surprise.

- Waaaaah!

- [grunts] Ahh.

- Ah! Ah!

Whoa-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.

- [scatting]

Huh? - Ahh!

- Amazing.

- Huh? - Whoa-oh-oh-oh.

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.

- Hmm.

Time's up. The job's yours, SpongeTom.

- Oh, boy.

My dreams are finally coming true.

- Oh!

- SpongeBob. I knew you'd be back, boy-o.

- And I'm not alone.

- [chuckles]

SpongeBob's back, everybody.

[together] Yay.

- Ooh. Ow.

- Eh, uhh, eh, ah.

It's our time to shine.

Ahh!

[stammering]

- Remember, your true spatula is inside you.

- Ohh. Hmm.

Mm-hmm.

[grunts]

Become one with the patties.

Yah!

Every cut is sacred.

Gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah.

[grunting]

Let the patties carry you.

[dramatic music]

Mmm.

♪ ♪

- Yay!

- Yay!

all: Yay!

- Ow.

- SpongeBob, that was amazing.

Thanks, Mr. Krabs.

- One Krabby Patty and a large--hmm?

What happened to your hands?

- I remembered what you told me,

and I went deep within to find my true spatula.

- Ohh.

When I said your true spatula was inside you,

I meant it was literally inside you.

- Ohh. It's beautiful.

- You might want to wash that first.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[gentle music]

♪ ♪

- [snoring]

- Oh, Gary. - [yelps]

- Come outside.

I've got a surprise for you.

- [grumbles]

[meows]

- You're gonna love this, Gary, really love it.

You ready?

Ta-da! It's a playhouse just for you.

Now you're a homeowner just like me,

minus the mortgage payments.

- [sniffs]

Blah!

- Go on.

Go right in.

- [grumbles] Meow.

- Don't you love it?

♪ Who lives in a playhouse under the sea? ♪

- Meow. - That's right. You.

Well, I'm gonna leave you alone to play.

Have fun. - Mwah!

- [meows]

- Gary, time to come in.

Gary? Gare-bear?

- Meow?

- Come on, buddy. It's late. Time to go inside.

- [grumbles] - No?

You wanna spend the night in your new playhouse?

Aww, that is so cu--

Hmm.

Where'd he get a door?

Okay.

Well, I'm--I'm really happy you like my gift.

Okay, well, good night.

[hammer clanging]

[loud pounding]

[saw whirring]

- SpongeBob, will you knock off that racket?

- It's not me.

- What?

- It's not me. It's Gary.

- Larry? That lousy lobster.

[touch-tones beeping]

[phone rings]

Larry, you meat head.

Whatever you're doing, stop it.

I need my sleep.

- Uh. Uh-uh-uh.

- Eee!

- Wow.

Gary, did you do this?

Uh, Gary?

Huh.

[bell dings]

What?

Ohhh. This is so cute.

Gary. - Meow.

Ohhhh. - [mumbling]

- This is too cute.

[gasps] I'm having a cuteness attack.

- [barks, pants]

- Oh, hi, Spot.

- Meow.

- Oh, that is the cutest thing I've ever seen.

It's so cute. I can't breathe.

I need water.

It's too cute. It's too cute.

Too cute. Too cute. Too cute.

That garbage can looks like Squidward's house.

- [grumbling]

- Aw. That Squidward-looking urchin

must be one of Gary's pals.

Can this day get any more adorable?

- SpongeBob.

- Oh, it can now.

- Get your trash can off my--oh!

- Hi, Squidward.

- Huh?

- [yawns]

- What the?

- [belches]

- Ew, it looks just like that moron.

- [grumbling]

What's that? Is that supposed to be me?

[horn squawking]

Oh, that's...that's...

the cutest thing I've ever seen.

♪ ♪

It's too cute.

Ohh!

- Oh-oh, oh, it's cute. - Oh, it's too cute.

- Cute, cute, cute. - So adorable.

- Adorable.

- Oh-ho-ho. - That's just too much.

- Oh, it's so cute. - Too cute.

- Oh, so cute.

What are we blubbering about?

Oh, so cute. Oh, cutie cutie cute.

Ohh! - So sweet.

- So cute. - So adorable.

- This is the cutest day ever

in the history of cutest days ever.

- Adorable. - Too cute.

Too, too, too, too cute.

Too, too, cute. - Adorable.

- Precious. - Adorable.

- La-da-dee, la-de-dum, la-da-dooo ♪

[upbeat music]

- [grunts]

♪ ♪

[grunts]

- Ahh-ahh!

- [grumbling]

- Oh-ho-ho-ho.

- [grumbling]

- [grunts]

- [grumbling]

- Hey, our kids are harassing my kid.

- They're just playing a game.

- Yeah, and we're winning.

[air horn blares] - Ahh!

This is a game?

both: Yay!

- What? What happened?

- Nothing. We're just rooting for our team.

Yay, team us.

Boo, team you.

[chuckles]

- Maybe you should lay off the sodas.

You've had enough sugar for today.

- [belches]

[giggles] Fine.

- Arrgh.

- One sugar cookie ice cream on a sugar cone, please,

with extra sugar sprinkles.

Ohh.

[giggles]

- Meow, meow.

- Duuuuh, duuuuh.

- Meow, meow.

- Duuuuh, duuuuh.

- Meow, meow.

- [grumbling]

- Good night, Patrick.

Good night, SpongeBob.

Good night, Patrick.

Good night, SpongeBob.

Good night, Patrick.

- Will you two please shut up?

- Mmm.

- [snoring]

- [crows]

- [crows]

[all snoring]

- Knock it off.

- SpongeBob!

Squidward!

Where were you two yesterday?

I had to manage, run the register,

and cook all day all by meself.

[stammering]

Here ya go.

- Ohh!

[together] Hot, hot, hot, hot.

- Have you ever had to handle hot change?

[hands sizzling]

- Sorry, Mr. Krabs.

I guess we got carried away

watching our animal double-gaggers all day.

- That's doppelgangers.

- No, I believe it's pronounced bubble hangers.

- What are you barnacle brains blabbering about?

- [grumbling]

- What in Neptune's creation is that?

Ooh, and why is it so adorable?

Scooch over.

- [grumbling]

- [meows]

- Whoo-hoo. Go, Krabsy.

- Oh, a tiny little Krusty Krab.

- Yeah.

[together] Too cute. Too cute.

Too cute. Too cute. Too cute. Too cute. Too cute. Too cute.

- [grumbling]

- Oh, boy. What's next?

- I gotta know.

- Aw, an adorable tour group.

[together] Hungry. Hungry. Hungry.

Hungry. Hungry. Hungry. Hungry. Hungry.

- Huh? Ahh!

[gasping]

[all shouting]

- [whimpers]

Ahh!

- Ahh!

[grumbling]

- Ooh, I think I've seen this one.

- I think I lived this one.

- This was where me boy-o really came through.

- My shining moment.

[all shouting]

- Eee-eee-eee.

- [sighs]

- Huh? - I don't remember this part.

- Meow.

Meow, meow, meow, meow.

Ahh.

Meow, meow, meow, meow.

- Huh. I guess there's only room for one me.

- Or me.

- Or me.

both: Or us.

- [snoring]

- Nice to have you back inside, Gary.

- Meow.

- Oh, it's nice to have you two here as well.

[both grumbling]

[both giggling]

- Aw. Too cute. Too cute. Too cute. Too cute!