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- Are you ready, kids?
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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[flute plays]
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[waves crashing]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- Delicious.
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[indistinct chatter]
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- Hey, SpongeBob.
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- Hi, Sandy.
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Nice of ya to drop in.
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- Check it out.
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I science'd up
a new invention.
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I call it
the Anthropomorphizer.
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- Ohh.
- Allow me to demonstrate.
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Ahh!
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- Ahh! Ahh! Ooh.
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[mystical music]
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[both groaning]
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- Wow!
- Yay!
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both: Yoo-hoo!
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Seasoning!
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- Ahh!
- Voila! Instant life.
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both: Ooh! Whoo-hoo!
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[cheers and applause]
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- Thank you. Thank you.
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- Sandy, can it really bring
anything to life?
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- You can bet the farm on it.
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- Even a krabby patty?
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- Yep. I reckon so.
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[dramatic music]
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- [groaning]
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Order up!
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- It lives!
My Krabby Patty lives!
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- My, what odd sensations.
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I feel like--
well, like I can feel!
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- That's called livin'.
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You can walk and talk,
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and I reckon you got a few
thoughts up in the ol' bun too.
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- Hmm, I reckon I do!
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- I can't believe it. A real
krabby patty who can talk,
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and I can talk back to it,
and we can talk about
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everything we love,
because I never knew
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what krabby patties loved,
but now I can know,
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and it can know what I know,
because I love krabby patties
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and I can show you what I love
in Bikini Bottom!
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- Well, double my cheese.
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I'm in.
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- Yahoo!
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- Welp, I've created life
from nothing but fast food.
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I reckon I'm the smartest
squirrel in the world.
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Whoa!
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[groans]
Heh-heh?
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- Mm?
- [groans]
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- Mm.
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[chomps, gulps]
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- Ooh! Ugh!
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- This is Jellyfish Fields.
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♪ La-la, la-la-la,
la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la ♪
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It's where my friends and I
go jellyfishing.
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- What the?
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- Especially new friends
like you.
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- Ooh.
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- And look, Krabby Patty.
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I even brought an extra little
net so you can learn how to--
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- [barking]
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Whoa!
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Oh, you caught me! Ha-ha.
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Ahh! Ahh!
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Ha-ha! Ahh!
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- Ahhh!
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- Ew. Drop it.
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You don't know
where that nasty patty's been.
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- Hey. That nasty
Krabby Patty is my friend.
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Whoa!
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- Whoa-oh-oh! Oof!
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both: Ahh! Yeow!
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- You need to be more careful,
Krabby Patty.
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You can't help it
that you're delicious.
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- Oh-ho-ho-ho! Ay-ay-ay!
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[upbeat piano music]
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[both shouting]
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- This is Goofy Goober's,
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the tastiest ice cream joint
in town.
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- Everyone looks so happy.
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I want to be happy like them,
SpongeBob.
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- ♪ Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober yeah,
you're a Goofy Goober, yeah ♪
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- Ooh.
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- Yoo-hoo.
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Good sir.
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Your happiest
Gooberberry Sunrise for two.
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Sharing with ourselves
today, are we?
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- Huh? No, I'm sharing
with my new friend...
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Krabby Patty!
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[all shouting]
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- Ahh!
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I'll save you.
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- [coughing]
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- Whoa!
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- Ugh!
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- Come on, Krabby Patty,
we're leaving.
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And I am never coming back
to a place
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that would eat a customer.
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K, see you tomorrow.
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Oh, I'm sorry everyone keeps
trying to eat you, Krabby Patty.
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You must be having
the worst day of your life.
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- [sighs]
I've gotta say,
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it hasn't been what I thought.
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No matter how many times I jump
in someone's mouth,
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they still won't swallow me.
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- Wait, you were jumping
into their mouths on purpose?
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- Of course. Doesn't everyone
want to be eaten?
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- No way.
At least I don't think so.
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- Well, I want to be eaten,
and I want to be eaten now!
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- Wait, no. You can't.
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- Oh, yes I can.
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- [panting]
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- Krabby Patty, come back!
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- [panting]
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[grunts]
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[kids babbling]
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Huh?
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- Over here, kids.
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I think you're ready
for solid foods.
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kids: Ahh!
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- [shouts]
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I won't let them slobber on you.
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kids: Ugh! Oof! Whoa! Ugh!
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- Move it, moppet.
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Scram, squirt.
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Ugh!
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[accordion music]
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[kids exclaiming]
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- [gasps]
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- Ahh!
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[kids grunting]
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- Ahh!
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- Ugh!
- Ugh!
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[kids sobbing]
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- [gasps]
My babies!
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- Whoa!
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- Oh!
[babbling]
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- Ugh!
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- [babbling]
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- Patty, come back!
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- Well, if I can't get my hands
on a krabby patty,
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then at least I can go on
that ski trip I always wanted.
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Huh?
- [panting]
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- Never mind.
Skiing is for jerks.
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Hey, krabby patty, Over here.
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I'd like to have a word with...
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you?
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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- Eat me! Eat me! Eat me!
- Ahh!
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- I've gotta fit in here.
Come on.
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- [groaning]
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- [gasps]
There you are.
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- [groans]
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[sobbing]
- Sorry, Plankton.
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Krabby Patty here thinks
that he wants to--
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- Go away.
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I need to be alone.
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[breezy laid-back music]
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- I don't get it, Krabby Patty.
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Don't you want to stay with me
and be my friend?
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- Of course I do, SpongeBob.
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But jellyfishing and ice cream,
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well,
they're for people like you.
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I'm different.
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It's like how your purpose
is making people happy
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by feeding them,
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my purpose is making people
happy by feeding them me.
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You know what, Krabby Patty?
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I get it now.
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And I'm going to help you be
the best meal you can be.
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Let's find the perfect mouth
to gobble you up.
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- Oh, I'm one happy patty!
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Auditions are now open
to eat my friend Patty.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Next, please.
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- [grunting]
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Only I know how to truly savor
a krabby patty.
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Therefore,
I believe I should have
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the distinction of eating you.
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- Hmm.
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- Ahh.
- [groaning]
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Ooh! Ahh! Ohh! Ugh! Ew!
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I think you savored that
last one a little too long.
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- Next.
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- Hmph! Well, I never...
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- Heh-heh-heh-heh, heh.
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Ohh, what a delicious-looking
little man.
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I could chew on you for hours.
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[cackling]
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[all cackling]
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- Yeah, I think your mouth
is already occupied, mister.
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- Ohh.
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[wacky upbeat music]
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- [blows]
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both: Next!
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- Ahh!
both: Next!
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- Ahh!
both: Next!
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- [hisses]
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[lightning crashing]
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- [sighs]
- Next.
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- [hissing]
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- [humming]
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- [hissing]
- Hmm?
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Howdy--ohh.
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Why the long faces?
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- Aw pickle chips.
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All I want is to be eaten.
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- Ohh.
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But we just can't find
the perfect mouth.
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- Well...oh!
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Maybe SpongeBob could give you
the ol' bite and chew.
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- Mm.
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Mm-mm-mm.
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- Ahh.
238
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- Great teeth,
239
00:10:10,034 --> 00:10:11,655
healthy tongue...
240
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[mystical music]
241
00:10:15,517 --> 00:10:17,413
Minty-fresh breath.
242
00:10:17,482 --> 00:10:20,827
Spread my ketchup,
the perfect mouth.
243
00:10:20,896 --> 00:10:22,896
It would be an honor,
SpongeBob.
244
00:10:22,965 --> 00:10:25,586
- Oh, no, Krabby Patty.
245
00:10:25,655 --> 00:10:27,551
The honor is mine.
246
00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:31,241
Bon appétit, friend.
247
00:10:31,310 --> 00:10:32,241
- Ahh...
248
00:10:32,310 --> 00:10:33,689
- Halt!
249
00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,103
[grunts]
250
00:10:35,172 --> 00:10:36,965
I deserve this patty.
251
00:10:37,034 --> 00:10:39,758
I'm clearly the hungriest.
252
00:10:39,827 --> 00:10:41,896
Wah!
253
00:10:41,965 --> 00:10:43,413
[horn honks]
254
00:10:43,482 --> 00:10:46,310
[all shouting]
255
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,655
both: Whoa!
256
00:10:47,724 --> 00:10:51,793
[all shouting]
257
00:10:51,862 --> 00:10:55,034
- [groaning]
258
00:10:55,103 --> 00:10:57,206
All this for little old me.
259
00:10:57,275 --> 00:11:01,034
Ha-ha. Why if you'd told me
when I was a lifeless pile
260
00:11:01,103 --> 00:11:04,310
of ingredients
that someday I'd...
261
00:11:04,379 --> 00:11:05,379
[all shouting]
262
00:11:05,448 --> 00:11:07,379
Huh?
263
00:11:07,448 --> 00:11:08,655
- [gulps]
264
00:11:08,724 --> 00:11:11,482
- Welp,
I guess it got what it wanted.
265
00:11:11,551 --> 00:11:14,793
- So, Gary, how was it?
266
00:11:14,862 --> 00:11:16,034
- [belches]
267
00:11:16,103 --> 00:11:18,137
- Wow.
- Halt!
268
00:11:18,206 --> 00:11:21,034
I blame the squirrel
for this fracas.
269
00:11:21,103 --> 00:11:24,448
She made us turn on each other
with her wicked,
270
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,275
wicked science.
271
00:11:26,344 --> 00:11:27,931
[all shouting]
272
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,793
- Well, science giveth,
273
00:11:30,862 --> 00:11:35,655
and science taketh away.
274
00:11:35,724 --> 00:11:37,620
Take me away, science.
275
00:11:37,689 --> 00:11:39,344
Yee-haw!
276
00:11:39,413 --> 00:11:41,172
[all shouting]
277
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:46,551
[upbeat music]
278
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♪ ♪
279
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- And now with an editorial,
here's Squidward Tentacles.
280
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- Good evening.
281
00:11:59,137 --> 00:12:01,827
Everyone continues
to be horrible,
282
00:12:01,896 --> 00:12:03,482
and I've got the proof.
283
00:12:03,551 --> 00:12:05,965
Here are my
"Beefs of the week."
284
00:12:06,034 --> 00:12:09,448
Our first beef is,
285
00:12:09,517 --> 00:12:13,551
this filthy foodie always eats
before he pays.
286
00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:14,724
- [chomping]
287
00:12:14,793 --> 00:12:16,724
- Then he gives me a handful
of money
288
00:12:16,793 --> 00:12:20,517
slathered in slimy grease.
289
00:12:20,586 --> 00:12:22,793
- [chomping]
290
00:12:24,896 --> 00:12:26,793
[belches]
291
00:12:26,862 --> 00:12:28,827
- Horrible. Next.
292
00:12:28,896 --> 00:12:32,517
Ho-Ho, boy, do I have a beef
with this annoying guy.
293
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:33,862
- [whispering]
294
00:12:33,931 --> 00:12:35,137
- What?
- [whispering]
295
00:12:35,206 --> 00:12:37,172
- I'm done?
- [whispering]
296
00:12:37,241 --> 00:12:40,275
- But I've got 47 more "beefs."
297
00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:42,517
[sighs]
Typical.
298
00:12:42,586 --> 00:12:46,896
Coming up next,
it's "Fun-believable" with...
299
00:12:46,965 --> 00:12:48,310
Rube Goldfish?
300
00:12:48,379 --> 00:12:50,344
[screen beeps]
Huh?
301
00:12:50,413 --> 00:12:51,655
Oh, no.
302
00:12:51,724 --> 00:12:54,379
That guy puts mustard
in his milkshakes.
303
00:12:54,448 --> 00:12:56,655
Horrible.
304
00:12:56,724 --> 00:12:59,862
Whoa, whoa, hey, watch it.
305
00:12:59,931 --> 00:13:01,586
- Well, hello, everybody.
306
00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:04,620
I'm Rube Goldfish,
and today we'll be exploring
307
00:13:04,689 --> 00:13:08,862
the amazing and unknown
Bikini Bottom.
308
00:13:08,931 --> 00:13:12,586
[groans]
309
00:13:12,655 --> 00:13:14,689
Warning:
what you are about to see
310
00:13:14,758 --> 00:13:20,241
is gonna make you say,
"That's Fun-believable."
311
00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:23,931
[upbeat music]
312
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,344
- Uhh...
313
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:28,172
we're here at
Sandy Cheeks' Treedome,
314
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:31,586
because--
- Um, excuse us, Rube, but...
315
00:13:31,655 --> 00:13:34,551
- The public restroom is
right around the corner, boys.
316
00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:37,379
- No, Patrick and I
have something to show you.
317
00:13:37,448 --> 00:13:39,689
It's "Fun-believable."
318
00:13:39,758 --> 00:13:40,724
[chuckles]
319
00:13:40,793 --> 00:13:42,068
- Really?
320
00:13:42,137 --> 00:13:44,000
Well, that's just what
I'm looking for.
321
00:13:44,068 --> 00:13:45,758
Show us what you got.
322
00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:50,068
- Okay, you ready?
323
00:13:50,137 --> 00:13:51,586
- I think so.
- This is our chance.
324
00:13:51,655 --> 00:13:53,068
- Oh, you don't have to tell me,
SpongeBob.
325
00:13:53,137 --> 00:13:54,379
- All right. All right.
All right.
326
00:13:54,448 --> 00:13:55,758
- Is he still there?
- Let's check.
327
00:13:55,827 --> 00:13:57,379
- Okay, he's still there.
- You ready?
328
00:13:57,448 --> 00:14:00,655
- Yeah.
both: One, two...
329
00:14:00,724 --> 00:14:02,724
We're ready!
330
00:14:02,793 --> 00:14:04,620
We're not ready.
331
00:14:04,689 --> 00:14:07,724
- Okay, come back when you are.
332
00:14:07,793 --> 00:14:09,551
Must be camera shy.
333
00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:10,655
Yipe!
334
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:14,310
Would you look at that?
Amazing.
335
00:14:18,206 --> 00:14:19,275
Whoa!
336
00:14:19,344 --> 00:14:22,206
[grunting]
337
00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:24,379
- Howdy do, Rube?
- [chuckles]
338
00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:25,965
Howdy, Miss Cheeks.
339
00:14:26,034 --> 00:14:29,965
Now, if the robotic arms weren't
"Fun-believable" enough,
340
00:14:30,034 --> 00:14:33,172
I understand that you have
a secret skill
341
00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:34,931
that nobody knows about.
342
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,413
- That's right, Rube.
343
00:14:36,482 --> 00:14:39,241
I hold the squirrel record
for the most nuts
344
00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:41,068
stored in my cheeks.
345
00:14:41,137 --> 00:14:44,137
- Wow. Can you give us
a demonstration?
346
00:14:44,206 --> 00:14:46,206
- Sure can.
I just happened to have
347
00:14:46,275 --> 00:14:47,931
some hazelnuts handy.
348
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,551
[grunts]
349
00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:53,172
- Ooh.
350
00:14:53,241 --> 00:14:55,724
- Ahh-ahh!
351
00:14:55,793 --> 00:14:57,620
- Wow, impressive.
352
00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:00,620
I don't think it's possible
to fit any more than that.
353
00:15:00,689 --> 00:15:04,448
- You ain't seen nuttin' yet.
354
00:15:05,965 --> 00:15:09,862
- Ahh-ahh-ahhh-ahhh.
355
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,000
- Wow.
356
00:15:13,068 --> 00:15:15,482
Fun-believable.
357
00:15:15,551 --> 00:15:17,586
[doorbell rings]
both: Oh, Rube?
358
00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:19,896
We're ready.
We're ready. We're ready.
359
00:15:19,965 --> 00:15:22,965
- Well, folks, it looks like--
both: We're ready. We're ready.
360
00:15:23,034 --> 00:15:24,965
- Ahh-ahh!
361
00:15:25,034 --> 00:15:28,793
- [groaning]
362
00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:30,241
Ugh.
363
00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:33,034
I think I have a nut-ache.
364
00:15:33,103 --> 00:15:34,862
both: Sorry, Sandy.
365
00:15:34,931 --> 00:15:38,413
- Hey, Rube,
should we come back later?
366
00:15:38,482 --> 00:15:41,827
- Yeah, later would be good.
367
00:15:41,896 --> 00:15:44,034
[lightning crashing]
368
00:15:44,103 --> 00:15:45,482
[wolf howling]
369
00:15:45,551 --> 00:15:48,379
- We're here
at Nosferatu's Castle.
370
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,310
Which is a Historical landmark
in Bikini Bottom, by the way.
371
00:15:51,379 --> 00:15:53,586
Well, thanks, Rube.
372
00:15:53,655 --> 00:15:57,000
But why are we here today,
Mr. Nosferatu?
373
00:15:57,068 --> 00:15:58,620
Could you give us a hint?
374
00:15:58,689 --> 00:15:59,862
- [hisses]
375
00:15:59,931 --> 00:16:01,551
- The master wants to
show you his--
376
00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:03,931
heh-heh-heh--
pain-reaction--
377
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,206
oh,
I mean chain-reaction machine.
378
00:16:07,275 --> 00:16:09,103
[cackling]
379
00:16:09,172 --> 00:16:10,758
Ugh!
380
00:16:10,827 --> 00:16:13,482
- [giggling]
381
00:16:13,551 --> 00:16:16,137
[eerie music]
382
00:16:16,206 --> 00:16:20,172
- So how does this
crazy contraption work, anyway?
383
00:16:20,241 --> 00:16:25,172
- Okay, Master, let it roll.
384
00:16:25,241 --> 00:16:27,275
[groaning]
385
00:16:27,344 --> 00:16:28,655
- Oh. Oh, my. Ha-ha-ha.
386
00:16:28,724 --> 00:16:29,655
- Ohh.
387
00:16:29,724 --> 00:16:32,551
[grunting]
388
00:16:43,241 --> 00:16:44,172
[horn honks]
389
00:16:44,241 --> 00:16:46,172
Heh-heh-heh. Wow.
390
00:16:46,241 --> 00:16:48,241
- [giggles]
391
00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:49,241
- Ha-ha-ha-ha.
392
00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:54,482
[grunting]
393
00:16:54,551 --> 00:16:57,275
Mmm, snackies.
394
00:16:59,448 --> 00:17:02,000
Ugh! Hee-hee-hee.
395
00:17:05,206 --> 00:17:06,275
- [gulps]
396
00:17:06,344 --> 00:17:07,379
[hisses]
397
00:17:07,448 --> 00:17:09,551
The master says,
398
00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:13,413
Rube's show is brought to you
by Fizzy Fangs Soda.
399
00:17:13,482 --> 00:17:16,517
It tickles my teeth,
Heh-Heh-Heh.
400
00:17:16,586 --> 00:17:22,275
- Fellas, that was truly
Fun-believable.
401
00:17:22,344 --> 00:17:24,206
[eerie music]
402
00:17:24,275 --> 00:17:27,344
both:
We're ready for you, Rube
403
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:30,620
- Are you sure?
404
00:17:32,241 --> 00:17:33,482
both: No.
405
00:17:34,965 --> 00:17:39,103
- I guess their moment
has passed...away.
406
00:17:39,172 --> 00:17:40,862
[laughs]
407
00:17:40,931 --> 00:17:43,137
Whoo!
408
00:17:43,206 --> 00:17:45,586
We're here with "Baby Prunes."
409
00:17:45,655 --> 00:17:48,344
Now, you're the oldest resident
of Bikini Bottom.
410
00:17:48,413 --> 00:17:49,344
Isn't that right?
411
00:17:49,413 --> 00:17:51,482
- What are you, a cop?
412
00:17:51,551 --> 00:17:53,448
- Ma, behave.
413
00:17:53,517 --> 00:17:56,620
- He's interviewing me, Mary,
so shut up.
414
00:17:56,689 --> 00:17:58,862
- [laughs]
You are too much.
415
00:17:58,931 --> 00:18:02,000
- Honey, you should have seen me
70 years ago
416
00:18:02,068 --> 00:18:05,344
when I was middle-aged
and wild.
417
00:18:05,413 --> 00:18:10,172
[coughing]
418
00:18:10,241 --> 00:18:11,862
- You're putting me on.
419
00:18:11,931 --> 00:18:18,344
How could a sweet little old
lady like you ever be wild?
420
00:18:18,413 --> 00:18:21,586
- That sounds like a challenge.
421
00:18:23,551 --> 00:18:25,379
- Holy helicopters.
422
00:18:25,448 --> 00:18:27,517
We are flying over
Bikini Bottom,
423
00:18:27,586 --> 00:18:31,931
and the view is spectacular.
424
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,275
Hello.
425
00:18:33,344 --> 00:18:35,137
[together]
Hi, Rube.
426
00:18:35,206 --> 00:18:38,275
- Baby Prunes, I've never seen
someone your age
427
00:18:38,344 --> 00:18:40,689
so amazingly active.
428
00:18:40,758 --> 00:18:44,448
- You call this active?
I'll show you active.
429
00:18:44,517 --> 00:18:46,689
Ah-ha!
- Whoa-oh-oh!
430
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:52,758
Mrs. Prunes, you don't have to
go this fast to impress me.
431
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:55,310
- This is your captain speaking.
432
00:18:55,379 --> 00:18:56,620
We're going down again.
433
00:18:56,689 --> 00:18:58,310
[laughs]
- Eh...ohh!
434
00:18:58,379 --> 00:19:00,413
Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
435
00:19:00,482 --> 00:19:01,724
Whoa!
436
00:19:01,793 --> 00:19:05,379
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh,
ahhh!
437
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:10,551
Uh, that was the furthest thing
from Fun-believable.
438
00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:13,034
- You could have fooled me.
439
00:19:13,103 --> 00:19:14,517
[laughs]
440
00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:17,896
Huh? Flapping Yaps at 12:00
441
00:19:17,965 --> 00:19:20,482
[laughs]
442
00:19:20,551 --> 00:19:23,034
- Whoa-oh!
443
00:19:23,103 --> 00:19:24,620
- Ha-ha! Huh?
444
00:19:24,689 --> 00:19:27,758
- This thousand-boat pileup
might be the greatest tragedy
445
00:19:27,827 --> 00:19:30,103
to ever befall Bikini Bottom.
446
00:19:30,172 --> 00:19:32,862
And I just want to thank
my Great Gram-Gram
447
00:19:32,931 --> 00:19:34,965
for flying the copter today.
448
00:19:35,034 --> 00:19:41,344
She is the oldest citizen
in Bikini Bottom at 115.
449
00:19:41,413 --> 00:19:42,793
- Mwah!
450
00:19:45,068 --> 00:19:48,172
- You are not the oldest citizen
in Bikini Bottom.
451
00:19:48,241 --> 00:19:52,137
You're only 115.
I'm 116.
452
00:19:52,206 --> 00:19:53,896
- Ooh, you fibber.
453
00:19:53,965 --> 00:19:58,448
If I wasn't your elder,
I'd pop you right in the beezer.
454
00:19:58,517 --> 00:20:00,103
- I'm the oldest.
455
00:20:00,172 --> 00:20:02,000
- I'm the oldest.
456
00:20:04,344 --> 00:20:06,689
- Oh-oh-oh-oh!
457
00:20:06,758 --> 00:20:09,448
- I challenge you
to a copter duel.
458
00:20:09,517 --> 00:20:13,551
- Oh, it's on,
like my hearing aid.
459
00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:14,689
[both gasp]
460
00:20:14,758 --> 00:20:16,758
Copter duel?.
461
00:20:16,827 --> 00:20:18,586
No!
462
00:20:22,448 --> 00:20:24,655
- This just in.
463
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,896
TV news anchor Perch Perkins
464
00:20:26,965 --> 00:20:31,103
jumped out
of a helicopter today.
465
00:20:31,172 --> 00:20:32,862
Whoa!
466
00:20:36,379 --> 00:20:38,689
- This is a no-fly zone, sister.
467
00:20:38,758 --> 00:20:41,275
- Whoa-oh-oh!
468
00:20:41,344 --> 00:20:44,172
- Hey, you. Get off of my cloud.
469
00:20:44,241 --> 00:20:46,000
- I'm the oldest.
470
00:20:46,068 --> 00:20:49,000
- I'm the oldest.
471
00:20:49,068 --> 00:20:51,000
- I'll have to change the name
of this show
472
00:20:51,068 --> 00:20:56,206
from "FUN-believable" to...
ahhh!
473
00:20:56,275 --> 00:20:57,896
[upbeat quirky music]
474
00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,965
Ohh!
475
00:21:00,034 --> 00:21:01,034
Oh-oh-oh-oh!
476
00:21:01,103 --> 00:21:02,655
[all shouting]
477
00:21:02,724 --> 00:21:04,034
- Whee!
478
00:21:04,103 --> 00:21:09,000
[all shouting]
479
00:21:11,482 --> 00:21:14,241
-Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
480
00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:16,793
- Time to go home, you two.
481
00:21:16,862 --> 00:21:19,827
- Yeah, that's enough excitement
for today.
482
00:21:19,896 --> 00:21:22,482
[together]
Aww.
483
00:21:22,551 --> 00:21:27,379
[both grumbling]
484
00:21:27,448 --> 00:21:28,689
- I'm the oldest.
485
00:21:28,758 --> 00:21:30,172
- I'm the oldest.
486
00:21:30,241 --> 00:21:31,655
- I am the oldest.
487
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:35,068
- I'm the oldest.
488
00:21:35,137 --> 00:21:38,620
- Huh, I guess she was
the oldest.
489
00:21:38,689 --> 00:21:41,344
But I'm the oldest now.
490
00:21:41,413 --> 00:21:43,103
[chuckling]
491
00:21:43,172 --> 00:21:47,034
- Well, we've come to end
of our show, everybody,
492
00:21:47,103 --> 00:21:50,482
and I just want to tell ya
how Fun-be--
493
00:21:50,551 --> 00:21:52,758
- [panting]
We're ready, Rube.
494
00:21:52,827 --> 00:21:54,620
- It's now or never, fellas.
495
00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:55,620
Take it away.
496
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:57,172
- Ahh.
497
00:21:57,241 --> 00:21:58,379
- Ahh!
498
00:21:58,448 --> 00:21:59,655
Doink!
499
00:21:59,724 --> 00:22:03,620
[both inhale]
500
00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:06,482
[dramatic music]
501
00:22:06,551 --> 00:22:09,965
[both groaning]
502
00:22:10,034 --> 00:22:11,758
- Wow.
503
00:22:11,827 --> 00:22:16,482
[both babbling]
504
00:22:16,551 --> 00:22:18,551
- Whoa.
505
00:22:18,620 --> 00:22:19,965
both: Ta-da!
506
00:22:20,034 --> 00:22:25,172
- Ooh-hoo!
Now, that's Fun-believable.
507
00:22:26,344 --> 00:22:28,172
- Horrible.
508
00:22:28,241 --> 00:22:29,241
Click.
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