Original subtitles

- Are you ready, kids?

kids: Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

kids: Aye, aye, Captain!

- ♪ Ohh... ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪

kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪

kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪

kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪

kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

- SpongeBob

SquarePants!

[laughing]

[flute plays]

[waves crashing]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Delicious.

[indistinct chatter]

- Hey, SpongeBob.

- Hi, Sandy.

Nice of ya to drop in.

- Check it out.

I science'd up a new invention.

I call it the Anthropomorphizer.

- Ohh. - Allow me to demonstrate.

Ahh!

- Ahh! Ahh! Ooh.

[mystical music]

[both groaning]

- Wow! - Yay!

both: Yoo-hoo!

Seasoning!

- Ahh! - Voila! Instant life.

both: Ooh! Whoo-hoo!

[cheers and applause]

- Thank you. Thank you.

- Sandy, can it really bring anything to life?

- You can bet the farm on it.

- Even a krabby patty?

- Yep. I reckon so.

[dramatic music]

- [groaning]

Order up!

- It lives! My Krabby Patty lives!

- My, what odd sensations.

I feel like-- well, like I can feel!

- That's called livin'.

You can walk and talk,

and I reckon you got a few thoughts up in the ol' bun too.

- Hmm, I reckon I do!

- I can't believe it. A real krabby patty who can talk,

and I can talk back to it, and we can talk about

everything we love, because I never knew

what krabby patties loved, but now I can know,

and it can know what I know, because I love krabby patties

and I can show you what I love in Bikini Bottom!

- Well, double my cheese.

I'm in.

- Yahoo!

- Welp, I've created life from nothing but fast food.

I reckon I'm the smartest squirrel in the world.

Whoa!

[groans] Heh-heh?

- Mm? - [groans]

- Mm.

[chomps, gulps]

- Ooh! Ugh!

- This is Jellyfish Fields.

♪ La-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la ♪

It's where my friends and I go jellyfishing.

- What the?

- Especially new friends like you.

- Ooh.

- And look, Krabby Patty.

I even brought an extra little net so you can learn how to--

- [barking]

Whoa!

Oh, you caught me! Ha-ha.

Ahh! Ahh!

Ha-ha! Ahh!

- Ahhh!

- Ew. Drop it.

You don't know where that nasty patty's been.

- Hey. That nasty Krabby Patty is my friend.

Whoa!

- Whoa-oh-oh! Oof!

both: Ahh! Yeow!

- You need to be more careful, Krabby Patty.

You can't help it that you're delicious.

- Oh-ho-ho-ho! Ay-ay-ay!

[upbeat piano music]

[both shouting]

- This is Goofy Goober's,

the tastiest ice cream joint in town.

- Everyone looks so happy.

I want to be happy like them, SpongeBob.

- ♪ Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober yeah, you're a Goofy Goober, yeah ♪

- Ooh.

- Yoo-hoo.

Good sir.

Your happiest Gooberberry Sunrise for two.

Sharing with ourselves today, are we?

- Huh? No, I'm sharing with my new friend...

Krabby Patty!

[all shouting]

- Ahh!

I'll save you.

- [coughing]

- Whoa!

- Ugh!

- Come on, Krabby Patty, we're leaving.

And I am never coming back to a place

that would eat a customer.

K, see you tomorrow.

Oh, I'm sorry everyone keeps trying to eat you, Krabby Patty.

You must be having the worst day of your life.

- [sighs] I've gotta say,

it hasn't been what I thought.

No matter how many times I jump in someone's mouth,

they still won't swallow me.

- Wait, you were jumping into their mouths on purpose?

- Of course. Doesn't everyone want to be eaten?

- No way. At least I don't think so.

- Well, I want to be eaten, and I want to be eaten now!

- Wait, no. You can't.

- Oh, yes I can.

- [panting]

- Krabby Patty, come back!

- [panting]

[grunts]

[kids babbling]

Huh?

- Over here, kids.

I think you're ready for solid foods.

kids: Ahh!

- [shouts]

I won't let them slobber on you.

kids: Ugh! Oof! Whoa! Ugh!

- Move it, moppet.

Scram, squirt.

Ugh!

[accordion music]

[kids exclaiming]

- [gasps]

- Ahh!

[kids grunting]

- Ahh!

- Ugh! - Ugh!

[kids sobbing]

- [gasps] My babies!

- Whoa!

- Oh! [babbling]

- Ugh!

- [babbling]

- Patty, come back!

- Well, if I can't get my hands on a krabby patty,

then at least I can go on that ski trip I always wanted.

Huh? - [panting]

- Never mind. Skiing is for jerks.

Hey, krabby patty, Over here.

I'd like to have a word with...

you?

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Eat me! Eat me! Eat me! - Ahh!

- I've gotta fit in here. Come on.

- [groaning]

- [gasps] There you are.

- [groans]

[sobbing] - Sorry, Plankton.

Krabby Patty here thinks that he wants to--

- Go away.

I need to be alone.

[breezy laid-back music]

- I don't get it, Krabby Patty.

Don't you want to stay with me and be my friend?

- Of course I do, SpongeBob.

But jellyfishing and ice cream,

well, they're for people like you.

I'm different.

It's like how your purpose is making people happy

by feeding them,

my purpose is making people happy by feeding them me.

You know what, Krabby Patty?

I get it now.

And I'm going to help you be the best meal you can be.

Let's find the perfect mouth to gobble you up.

- Oh, I'm one happy patty!

Auditions are now open to eat my friend Patty.

[indistinct chatter]

Next, please.

- [grunting]

Only I know how to truly savor a krabby patty.

Therefore, I believe I should have

the distinction of eating you.

- Hmm.

- Ahh. - [groaning]

Ooh! Ahh! Ohh! Ugh! Ew!

I think you savored that last one a little too long.

- Next.

- Hmph! Well, I never...

- Heh-heh-heh-heh, heh.

Ohh, what a delicious-looking little man.

I could chew on you for hours.

[cackling]

[all cackling]

- Yeah, I think your mouth is already occupied, mister.

- Ohh.

[wacky upbeat music]

- [blows]

both: Next!

- Ahh! both: Next!

- Ahh! both: Next!

- [hisses]

[lightning crashing]

- [sighs] - Next.

- [hissing]

- [humming]

- [hissing] - Hmm?

Howdy--ohh.

Why the long faces?

- Aw pickle chips.

All I want is to be eaten.

- Ohh.

But we just can't find the perfect mouth.

- Well...oh!

Maybe SpongeBob could give you the ol' bite and chew.

- Mm.

Mm-mm-mm.

- Ahh.

- Great teeth,

healthy tongue...

[mystical music]

Minty-fresh breath.

Spread my ketchup, the perfect mouth.

It would be an honor, SpongeBob.

- Oh, no, Krabby Patty.

The honor is mine.

Bon appétit, friend.

- Ahh...

- Halt!

[grunts]

I deserve this patty.

I'm clearly the hungriest.

Wah!

[horn honks]

[all shouting]

both: Whoa!

[all shouting]

- [groaning]

All this for little old me.

Ha-ha. Why if you'd told me when I was a lifeless pile

of ingredients that someday I'd...

[all shouting]

Huh?

- [gulps]

- Welp, I guess it got what it wanted.

- So, Gary, how was it?

- [belches]

- Wow. - Halt!

I blame the squirrel for this fracas.

She made us turn on each other with her wicked,

wicked science.

[all shouting]

- Well, science giveth,

and science taketh away.

Take me away, science.

Yee-haw!

[all shouting]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- And now with an editorial, here's Squidward Tentacles.

- Good evening.

Everyone continues to be horrible,

and I've got the proof.

Here are my "Beefs of the week."

Our first beef is,

this filthy foodie always eats before he pays.

- [chomping]

- Then he gives me a handful of money

slathered in slimy grease.

- [chomping]

[belches]

- Horrible. Next.

Ho-Ho, boy, do I have a beef with this annoying guy.

- [whispering]

- What? - [whispering]

- I'm done? - [whispering]

- But I've got 47 more "beefs."

[sighs] Typical.

Coming up next, it's "Fun-believable" with...

Rube Goldfish?

[screen beeps] Huh?

Oh, no.

That guy puts mustard in his milkshakes.

Horrible.

Whoa, whoa, hey, watch it.

- Well, hello, everybody.

I'm Rube Goldfish, and today we'll be exploring

the amazing and unknown Bikini Bottom.

[groans]

Warning: what you are about to see

is gonna make you say, "That's Fun-believable."

[upbeat music]

- Uhh...

we're here at Sandy Cheeks' Treedome,

because-- - Um, excuse us, Rube, but...

- The public restroom is right around the corner, boys.

- No, Patrick and I have something to show you.

It's "Fun-believable."

[chuckles]

- Really?

Well, that's just what I'm looking for.

Show us what you got.

- Okay, you ready?

- I think so. - This is our chance.

- Oh, you don't have to tell me, SpongeBob.

- All right. All right. All right.

- Is he still there? - Let's check.

- Okay, he's still there. - You ready?

- Yeah. both: One, two...

We're ready!

We're not ready.

- Okay, come back when you are.

Must be camera shy.

Yipe!

Would you look at that? Amazing.

Whoa!

[grunting]

- Howdy do, Rube? - [chuckles]

Howdy, Miss Cheeks.

Now, if the robotic arms weren't "Fun-believable" enough,

I understand that you have a secret skill

that nobody knows about.

- That's right, Rube.

I hold the squirrel record for the most nuts

stored in my cheeks.

- Wow. Can you give us a demonstration?

- Sure can. I just happened to have

some hazelnuts handy.

[grunts]

- Ooh.

- Ahh-ahh!

- Wow, impressive.

I don't think it's possible to fit any more than that.

- You ain't seen nuttin' yet.

- Ahh-ahh-ahhh-ahhh.

- Wow.

Fun-believable.

[doorbell rings] both: Oh, Rube?

We're ready. We're ready. We're ready.

- Well, folks, it looks like-- both: We're ready. We're ready.

- Ahh-ahh!

- [groaning]

Ugh.

I think I have a nut-ache.

both: Sorry, Sandy.

- Hey, Rube, should we come back later?

- Yeah, later would be good.

[lightning crashing]

[wolf howling]

- We're here at Nosferatu's Castle.

Which is a Historical landmark in Bikini Bottom, by the way.

Well, thanks, Rube.

But why are we here today, Mr. Nosferatu?

Could you give us a hint?

- [hisses]

- The master wants to show you his--

heh-heh-heh-- pain-reaction--

oh, I mean chain-reaction machine.

[cackling]

Ugh!

- [giggling]

[eerie music]

- So how does this crazy contraption work, anyway?

- Okay, Master, let it roll.

[groaning]

- Oh. Oh, my. Ha-ha-ha.

- Ohh.

[grunting]

[horn honks]

Heh-heh-heh. Wow.

- [giggles]

- Ha-ha-ha-ha.

[grunting]

Mmm, snackies.

Ugh! Hee-hee-hee.

- [gulps]

[hisses]

The master says,

Rube's show is brought to you by Fizzy Fangs Soda.

It tickles my teeth, Heh-Heh-Heh.

- Fellas, that was truly Fun-believable.

[eerie music]

both: We're ready for you, Rube

- Are you sure?

both: No.

- I guess their moment has passed...away.

[laughs]

Whoo!

We're here with "Baby Prunes."

Now, you're the oldest resident of Bikini Bottom.

Isn't that right?

- What are you, a cop?

- Ma, behave.

- He's interviewing me, Mary, so shut up.

- [laughs] You are too much.

- Honey, you should have seen me 70 years ago

when I was middle-aged and wild.

[coughing]

- You're putting me on.

How could a sweet little old lady like you ever be wild?

- That sounds like a challenge.

- Holy helicopters.

We are flying over Bikini Bottom,

and the view is spectacular.

Hello.

[together] Hi, Rube.

- Baby Prunes, I've never seen someone your age

so amazingly active.

- You call this active? I'll show you active.

Ah-ha! - Whoa-oh-oh!

Mrs. Prunes, you don't have to go this fast to impress me.

- This is your captain speaking.

We're going down again.

[laughs] - Eh...ohh!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

Whoa!

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, ahhh!

Uh, that was the furthest thing from Fun-believable.

- You could have fooled me.

[laughs]

Huh? Flapping Yaps at 12:00

[laughs]

- Whoa-oh!

- Ha-ha! Huh?

- This thousand-boat pileup might be the greatest tragedy

to ever befall Bikini Bottom.

And I just want to thank my Great Gram-Gram

for flying the copter today.

She is the oldest citizen in Bikini Bottom at 115.

- Mwah!

- You are not the oldest citizen in Bikini Bottom.

You're only 115. I'm 116.

- Ooh, you fibber.

If I wasn't your elder, I'd pop you right in the beezer.

- I'm the oldest.

- I'm the oldest.

- Oh-oh-oh-oh!

- I challenge you to a copter duel.

- Oh, it's on, like my hearing aid.

[both gasp]

Copter duel?.

No!

- This just in.

TV news anchor Perch Perkins

jumped out of a helicopter today.

Whoa!

- This is a no-fly zone, sister.

- Whoa-oh-oh!

- Hey, you. Get off of my cloud.

- I'm the oldest.

- I'm the oldest.

- I'll have to change the name of this show

from "FUN-believable" to... ahhh!

[upbeat quirky music]

Ohh!

Oh-oh-oh-oh!

[all shouting]

- Whee!

[all shouting]

-Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

- Time to go home, you two.

- Yeah, that's enough excitement for today.

[together] Aww.

[both grumbling]

- I'm the oldest.

- I'm the oldest.

- I am the oldest.

- I'm the oldest.

- Huh, I guess she was the oldest.

But I'm the oldest now.

[chuckling]

- Well, we've come to end of our show, everybody,

and I just want to tell ya how Fun-be--

- [panting] We're ready, Rube.

- It's now or never, fellas.

Take it away.

- Ahh.

- Ahh!

Doink!

[both inhale]

[dramatic music]

[both groaning]

- Wow.

[both babbling]

- Whoa.

both: Ta-da!

- Ooh-hoo! Now, that's Fun-believable.

- Horrible.

Click.