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- Are you ready, kids?
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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[flute plays]
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[waves crashing]
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[sea shanty music]
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♪ ♪
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- Welcome to the terrific,
tumultuous tale of Dopey Dick.
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Call me Fishmael.
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In my youth, I was an intrepid,
fresh-faced journeyman,
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looking from town to town
for any work I could find.
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Little did I know,
I was about to step in some.
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[shouts]
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Jellyfish jelly?
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Whoa!
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[groans]
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[ragtime piano music playing]
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- Welcome to
the Jelly Squirt Inn.
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How can we help, me hearty?
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- Excuse me.
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- Ahh!
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[grunts] [groans]
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[both groan]
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- [grunts]
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[squawks]
Have some jelly juice, lad?
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- No, thanks.
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I'm job hunting.
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Might you lubbers
have employment
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for an able-legged young buck
with cash register experience?
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- No, no.
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- [screams]
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- Nobody touches
me money but me!
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- Buy some jelly, or get out!
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[squawks]
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- Here you go.
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- Huh? [grunts]
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- Psst. Hey, come here.
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Hey, buddy.
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- [yelps]
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- Shh.
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I've heard tell
that a boat called
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"Ye Olde Pineapple"
is shipping out soon,
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and they need more hands.
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You've got plenty of hands.
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I think I hear them
cutting the ship right now.
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- Uh, thanks,
but I always get seasick.
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I wouldn't be caught
dead on a ship.
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- I'm so sorry to hear that.
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- [groans]
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- Shh!
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- [groans]
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- Got one!
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[cheering]
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- [gasping for breath]
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Egads!
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I've been squid-napped!
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- Yup.
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The captain has
a special job just for ye.
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- For me?
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- No, for ye.
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- Well, I do need a job.
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Ah, if I get seasick,
I get seasick.
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- Oh, don't worry.
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I'll show ye the ropes.
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There's the big rope,
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the little rope,
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the frowny rope,
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the smiley rope,
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and the licorice rope.
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This one's mine.
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- [shudders]
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- Ahh.
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Do you know how to tie a knot?
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- No, but I'd love to learn.
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- I'll teach ya.
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- [grunting]
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[laughs]
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[cheering]
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- Typical.
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[footsteps pounding]
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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[gulls calling]
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- [whimpers]
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- Avast ye.
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I be Captain Sponge-Hab.
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Argh.
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Hmm? Oh.
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[chuckles nervously]
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I brought you all here
for a special mission--
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to hunt down the great
white jellyfish,
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Dopey Dick.
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[all whimpering]
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- Was Dopey Dick the beast
who took off thy leg, Captain?
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- Naw.
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My leg is all squeezed
into the handle.
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[laughs]
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I just love the sound
my spatula makes.
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[clanking]
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[laughter]
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- Uh...
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[chuckles nervously]
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- [laughs]
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[laughter stops]
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[tense music]
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♪ ♪
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[gasping]
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Dopey Dick is a great
white jellyfish, lads.
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And he's the size
of a split-level condominium.
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all: Meep.
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- All that jelly!
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- Meep, meep, meep!
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all: Meep, meep, meep!
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Meep, meep, meep!
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- Um, uh, meep, meep?
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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[boom]
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[shouting]
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- So keep your eyes peeled
for Dopey Dick.
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And if ye spot him,
just give me a holler.
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[shouting frantically]
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Yes, just like that.
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That is exactly what you should
do when you actually see him.
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- [meeping]
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- [gasps]
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Dopey Dick.
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- Doy, doy, doy, doy.
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- Doy, doy, doy.
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Jellyfish be dumb.
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- Chase that snow-hilled hump!
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- [meeping]
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- You, in the smart wool cap,
I have a special job for ye.
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- Uh, I be ready.
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What is it?
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- [meeping]
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- Whoa. Oh!
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This is the special job?
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- Uh-huh.
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You'll make a great
sticky harpoon.
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[laughs]
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Fire!
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- [screams]
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Okay, now I'm gonna throw up.
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[retches]
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[screams, grunts]
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[buzzing]
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[mumbles]
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- We got him!
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- [yelps]
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- Doy, doy, doy, doy, doy, doy.
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- [shouts]
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- Meep!
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- He's got us!
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Whoa!
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- Meep!
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[meeping]
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[up-tempo music]
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♪ ♪
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- Oh, please slow down,
Dopey Dick!
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I don't have anything
left to throw up!
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Wait, I know how
to soothe a savage beast.
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[bright chord]
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[clarinet playing off-key]
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[all screaming]
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- Ahh!
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My ears are biting me!
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[sighs]
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- Hmm.
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Doy, doy, doy.
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Doy, doy, doy.
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Doy.
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- Argh!
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Dopey Dick cannot
resist the music.
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Quick, everyone, reel him in.
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- [meeping]
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- Doy, doy, doy, doy, doy.
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[suspenseful music]
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♪ ♪
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- Now, me hearties,
comes the best part
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of hunting down
and catching a jellyfish.
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Spreading the jelly.
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- Spreading the jelly.
Spreading the jelly.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[pants]
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- No, you sillies.
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[sighing]
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Releasing the jellyfish.
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- [screams]
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- Doy.
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- Aww. [chuckles]
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[buzzing]
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[groans]
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all: Meep.
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- Fly and be free, Dopey Dick.
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- Doy, doy.
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Doy. Doy.
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- [chuckles evilly]
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- Ahoy, mateys!
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Nice catch!
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Now it's your turn
to release him.
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[laughs]
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- [scoffs]
We're not releasing bupkis.
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[squawks]
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- Oh, I'm sorry, Cap'n.
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I'm afraid we're just
gonna keep Dopey Dick
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and sell his jelly for money!
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[laughs]
- Doy, doy.
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- Money, money, money,
money, money, money, money.
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- [gasps] How can he exploit
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such a rare
and gentle creature?
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Dopey Dick is our friend.
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And if ye think you're
just gonna swoop in here
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and put our friend in a cage,
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ye've got another thing coming.
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Right, me loyal crew?
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Huh?
[splashing]
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[all meeping]
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Shiver me timbers.
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It's a reverse mutiny.
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- Hey, Fake-Beard!
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Put this in your poop deck!
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[squawks]
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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- Wahh! Phew.
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[clanking]
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- Ha, ha!
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Ye cannonball is a dud.
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- Wait for it.
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- Hungry.
248
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all: Hungry. Hungry. Hungry.
Hungry. Hungry.
249
00:10:26,034 --> 00:10:28,068
Hungry. Hungry. Hungry.
Hungry. Hungry. Hungry.
250
00:10:29,413 --> 00:10:31,344
- Nematodes!
251
00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:32,448
Ahh!
252
00:10:32,517 --> 00:10:35,310
♪ ♪
253
00:10:35,379 --> 00:10:36,689
[all shivering]
254
00:10:36,758 --> 00:10:41,379
- ♪ Wah, wah, waaah ♪
255
00:10:41,448 --> 00:10:43,586
[laughter]
256
00:10:43,655 --> 00:10:45,931
[tires squealing]
257
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,551
♪ ♪
258
00:10:48,620 --> 00:10:52,103
- We've got to save Dopey Dick
from them pilfering pirates.
259
00:10:52,172 --> 00:10:53,931
- We're gonna need
a bigger pineapple.
260
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,310
- Scupper that!
261
00:10:55,379 --> 00:10:58,862
Pat-Buck,
follow those bilge rats.
262
00:11:00,689 --> 00:11:02,827
- Aye, aye, Captain Sponge-Hab.
263
00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,206
[coughs]
264
00:11:07,551 --> 00:11:09,724
[ship bell clanging]
265
00:11:09,793 --> 00:11:16,896
♪ ♪
266
00:11:18,655 --> 00:11:21,586
[snoring]
267
00:11:26,655 --> 00:11:28,068
- Doy.
268
00:11:29,310 --> 00:11:31,413
Doy, doy.
269
00:11:33,241 --> 00:11:34,586
- Dopey!
270
00:11:34,655 --> 00:11:35,655
- Shh!
271
00:11:35,724 --> 00:11:37,482
[stomach growling]
272
00:11:37,551 --> 00:11:39,068
Quiet, stomach!
273
00:11:39,137 --> 00:11:40,862
You'll wake everybody.
274
00:11:40,931 --> 00:11:42,620
- Follow me, me hearties.
275
00:11:42,689 --> 00:11:45,586
[tense music]
276
00:11:45,655 --> 00:11:48,172
♪ ♪
277
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,310
- Hmm?
278
00:11:49,379 --> 00:11:50,655
Hmm.
279
00:11:50,724 --> 00:11:53,034
[grunting]
280
00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:54,931
- Meep. Meep. Meep.
281
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,551
[stomach growling]
282
00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:57,551
- Shh.
283
00:11:57,620 --> 00:11:58,551
[screams]
284
00:11:58,620 --> 00:12:00,034
- Shh!
285
00:12:00,103 --> 00:12:01,689
- Who's there?
286
00:12:01,758 --> 00:12:04,586
Oh, it's you, honey.
287
00:12:06,034 --> 00:12:07,482
- That was close.
288
00:12:07,551 --> 00:12:08,931
- Shh.
- Sorry.
289
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,275
- [weakly] Doy.
290
00:12:10,344 --> 00:12:12,137
Doy. Doy.
291
00:12:12,206 --> 00:12:13,655
[excitedly] Doy, doy, doy!
292
00:12:13,724 --> 00:12:14,862
- Sit tight, Dopey.
293
00:12:14,931 --> 00:12:16,931
We're gonna cut you loose.
294
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:17,931
- Doy, doy.
295
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,482
- [yells]
296
00:12:19,551 --> 00:12:20,931
[laughs nervously]
297
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,758
- Not if he keeps
doing that, we won't.
298
00:12:22,827 --> 00:12:23,896
[grunts]
299
00:12:23,965 --> 00:12:25,793
- [grunts]
300
00:12:25,862 --> 00:12:27,172
- Doy!
301
00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:29,344
- There you go.
302
00:12:29,413 --> 00:12:31,620
All free, Dopey.
303
00:12:31,689 --> 00:12:34,034
- Doy, doy.
304
00:12:34,103 --> 00:12:35,448
[splashing]
305
00:12:35,517 --> 00:12:38,724
Doy, doy, doy, doy,
doy, doy, doy, doy, doy.
306
00:12:38,793 --> 00:12:41,551
[bright orchestral music]
307
00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:42,758
♪ ♪
308
00:12:42,827 --> 00:12:44,793
- Ain't jellyfishing
wonderful?
309
00:12:44,862 --> 00:12:46,206
[grumbling]
310
00:12:46,275 --> 00:12:51,206
- Somebody owes me
300 tons of jellyfish jelly.
311
00:12:51,275 --> 00:12:53,931
- I wonder if
octopuses give jelly.
312
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,068
[squawks]
313
00:12:55,137 --> 00:12:56,103
- [whimpers]
314
00:12:56,172 --> 00:12:57,965
- Do they?
- No!
315
00:12:58,034 --> 00:13:01,068
- Kind sir,
will ye take an IOU?
316
00:13:01,137 --> 00:13:03,034
- I'll take an eye...
317
00:13:03,103 --> 00:13:04,517
or two.
318
00:13:04,586 --> 00:13:06,068
[grumbles]
319
00:13:06,137 --> 00:13:08,413
[whimpering]
320
00:13:08,482 --> 00:13:09,517
Hmm?
321
00:13:09,586 --> 00:13:10,620
- Doy, doy!
322
00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:11,862
- Do ye hear it, lads?
323
00:13:11,931 --> 00:13:12,931
Do ya?
324
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,965
Dopey Dick's song.
325
00:13:15,034 --> 00:13:16,758
We still have a chance
to catch him!
326
00:13:16,827 --> 00:13:19,448
Everyone, beat to quarters!
327
00:13:19,517 --> 00:13:22,000
[all meeping]
328
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:24,448
♪ ♪
329
00:13:24,517 --> 00:13:26,344
[shouting]
330
00:13:26,413 --> 00:13:27,689
[gasps]
331
00:13:27,758 --> 00:13:29,827
[grumbles]
332
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,965
[grunts]
- Meep!
333
00:13:33,034 --> 00:13:36,034
- Hardy har-poon, sucker.
334
00:13:36,103 --> 00:13:38,413
[dramatic music]
335
00:13:38,482 --> 00:13:39,586
- Doy?
336
00:13:39,655 --> 00:13:40,931
Doy!
337
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,724
♪ ♪
338
00:13:44,793 --> 00:13:47,655
- Dopey, no!
339
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:51,310
[gasping]
340
00:13:51,379 --> 00:13:53,068
- Doy!
341
00:13:53,137 --> 00:13:55,000
[screaming]
342
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:58,000
[all meeping]
343
00:13:59,931 --> 00:14:03,172
[meeping]
344
00:14:04,793 --> 00:14:06,034
- [grunts]
345
00:14:09,241 --> 00:14:11,655
- Cut me loose,
you Dopey dunce!
346
00:14:11,724 --> 00:14:12,965
[squawks]
347
00:14:13,034 --> 00:14:14,241
- For hate's sake,
348
00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:16,827
we spit our
last breath at thee!
349
00:14:16,896 --> 00:14:18,793
[spitting]
350
00:14:18,862 --> 00:14:20,724
[groaning]
351
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,103
- [panting]
352
00:14:22,172 --> 00:14:24,068
Captain Sponge-Hab,
353
00:14:24,137 --> 00:14:26,586
I don't wanna
work here anymore.
354
00:14:26,655 --> 00:14:28,655
[laughter]
355
00:14:28,724 --> 00:14:30,551
[shouting]
356
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,103
- Doy!
357
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,517
[shouting]
358
00:14:34,586 --> 00:14:37,206
[meeping]
359
00:14:37,275 --> 00:14:41,241
♪ ♪
360
00:14:41,310 --> 00:14:44,896
- And that's how I became
the sole survivor
361
00:14:44,965 --> 00:14:47,586
of the hunt for Dopey Dick.
362
00:14:47,655 --> 00:14:50,172
[laughter]
363
00:14:50,241 --> 00:14:52,206
- You weren't
the sole survivor.
364
00:14:52,275 --> 00:14:53,793
We were all there.
365
00:14:53,862 --> 00:14:56,689
[laughter]
366
00:14:56,758 --> 00:14:57,965
- It's my story.
367
00:14:58,034 --> 00:14:59,206
I'm the hero.
368
00:14:59,275 --> 00:15:01,965
And I can end it
any way I want.
369
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:05,137
- Aww, Fishmael.
370
00:15:05,206 --> 00:15:07,482
[laughter]
371
00:15:07,551 --> 00:15:11,103
- You're all buying another
round of jelly juice.
372
00:15:11,172 --> 00:15:13,931
[cheering and laughter]
373
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,068
[upbeat music]
374
00:15:16,137 --> 00:15:18,241
- Yay! Yay! Yay!
375
00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:20,034
- Meep, meep, meep!
376
00:15:20,103 --> 00:15:22,724
[laughter]
377
00:15:22,793 --> 00:15:23,827
- Ahh!
378
00:15:23,896 --> 00:15:25,413
- Those scurvy swine
379
00:15:25,482 --> 00:15:27,965
wouldn't know a good story
if it bit them on the--
380
00:15:28,034 --> 00:15:30,103
[screams]
381
00:15:31,103 --> 00:15:32,551
The end.
382
00:15:34,758 --> 00:15:37,689
[bright music]
383
00:15:37,758 --> 00:15:44,517
♪ ♪
384
00:15:44,586 --> 00:15:46,827
[cheerful music]
385
00:15:46,896 --> 00:15:48,931
- Once upon a time,
386
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:53,482
there lived a naive
little plankton named Jack.
387
00:15:53,551 --> 00:15:56,275
Jack's Chum Farm had
dried up,
388
00:15:56,344 --> 00:15:59,068
and he only had
one single farthing left
389
00:15:59,137 --> 00:16:01,103
to buy food at the market.
390
00:16:01,172 --> 00:16:04,068
Fear not, Karen,
my clockwork wife.
391
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,931
I will spend our
last farthing wisely
392
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,379
and save us from starvation.
393
00:16:09,448 --> 00:16:10,827
Mwah.
[clock chimes]
394
00:16:12,586 --> 00:16:13,896
Oh!
395
00:16:13,965 --> 00:16:16,103
Wah, wah, whee.
396
00:16:16,172 --> 00:16:18,206
Get rich now?
397
00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:20,034
Magic bean?
398
00:16:20,103 --> 00:16:22,724
Only one farthing?
399
00:16:22,793 --> 00:16:24,137
Hmm.
400
00:16:24,206 --> 00:16:25,724
Ka-ching!
401
00:16:25,793 --> 00:16:28,000
[chuckles excitedly]
402
00:16:28,068 --> 00:16:29,448
[grunts]
403
00:16:29,517 --> 00:16:31,068
[beeping]
404
00:16:31,137 --> 00:16:32,137
Ahh.
405
00:16:32,206 --> 00:16:33,827
Uh-oh. [grunts]
406
00:16:33,896 --> 00:16:35,586
Ouch! Oh!
407
00:16:35,655 --> 00:16:36,931
[groans]
408
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,379
Oh!
409
00:16:38,448 --> 00:16:39,689
[grunts]
410
00:16:39,758 --> 00:16:41,620
Oh, Karen.
411
00:16:41,689 --> 00:16:44,137
I hit the jackpot!
412
00:16:44,206 --> 00:16:45,655
- Thank King Neptune.
413
00:16:45,724 --> 00:16:48,620
Did you get plenty
of food and varnish?
414
00:16:48,689 --> 00:16:50,000
- Better than that.
415
00:16:50,068 --> 00:16:52,793
I got a magical bean.
416
00:16:52,862 --> 00:16:53,965
- What?
417
00:16:54,034 --> 00:16:56,137
What do you do, boil it?
418
00:16:56,206 --> 00:16:57,689
- You don't eat it.
419
00:16:57,758 --> 00:16:59,586
It's magic.
420
00:16:59,655 --> 00:17:03,172
- Oh, Jack, I can't believe
you blew our last penny
421
00:17:03,241 --> 00:17:05,448
on a stupid bean.
422
00:17:05,517 --> 00:17:06,689
[groans]
423
00:17:06,758 --> 00:17:08,344
I still need varnish,
424
00:17:08,413 --> 00:17:10,724
but I'm not gonna let you
go hungry.
425
00:17:10,793 --> 00:17:12,068
Open wide.
426
00:17:12,137 --> 00:17:14,758
- I told you, you don't eat it.
427
00:17:14,827 --> 00:17:17,103
It's--[grunts]
428
00:17:20,241 --> 00:17:22,586
Well, I'm full.
429
00:17:22,655 --> 00:17:24,448
[groans]
430
00:17:25,862 --> 00:17:29,827
I told you so, Karen!
431
00:17:29,896 --> 00:17:33,793
- There he goes--
anything to win an argument.
432
00:17:33,862 --> 00:17:36,517
- Whoa!
433
00:17:36,586 --> 00:17:38,206
Hmm?
434
00:17:38,275 --> 00:17:40,448
I don't care if they
are good for my heart.
435
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:43,448
I am never eating another bean.
436
00:17:43,517 --> 00:17:44,689
Huh?
437
00:17:44,758 --> 00:17:47,068
"Ye Old Krusty Krab"?
438
00:17:47,137 --> 00:17:49,551
Maybe someone there
can make me rich.
439
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:52,137
- [laughs, coughs]
- [gasps]
440
00:17:52,206 --> 00:17:54,172
Sounds like someone
is choking to death.
441
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,172
Don't worry.
I'll save you!
442
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:58,137
[panting]
443
00:17:58,206 --> 00:17:59,793
- [laughs]
444
00:17:59,862 --> 00:18:01,275
Honk. Honk.
445
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,517
[laughs]
446
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:08,655
- Oh!
447
00:18:08,724 --> 00:18:09,517
- [laughs]
448
00:18:09,586 --> 00:18:11,068
- Galloping goose flesh!
449
00:18:11,137 --> 00:18:13,862
[panting]
450
00:18:13,931 --> 00:18:15,482
[whimpers]
451
00:18:17,620 --> 00:18:19,310
[screams]
452
00:18:19,379 --> 00:18:22,965
I meant well, Karen!
453
00:18:23,034 --> 00:18:24,482
Yeesh.
454
00:18:24,551 --> 00:18:26,862
[grunts]
Watch where you're pecking,
455
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,655
you foul-feathered freak.
456
00:18:28,724 --> 00:18:30,586
[clinking]
457
00:18:30,655 --> 00:18:31,931
- [laughs]
458
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,517
[thudding]
- What the--
459
00:18:33,586 --> 00:18:34,758
huh?
460
00:18:34,827 --> 00:18:37,275
[footsteps pounding]
461
00:18:37,344 --> 00:18:38,862
[whimpers]
462
00:18:38,931 --> 00:18:41,482
[tense music]
463
00:18:41,551 --> 00:18:43,793
- Fee, fi, fo, fite.
464
00:18:43,862 --> 00:18:46,103
I smell the blood
of a Bottomite.
465
00:18:46,172 --> 00:18:47,931
[sniffing]
466
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,206
Oh?
467
00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:51,793
Oh, it's just you, SpongeGoose.
468
00:18:51,862 --> 00:18:53,241
Whoo-hoo.
469
00:18:53,310 --> 00:18:55,241
I have to stop feeding you
people food.
470
00:18:55,310 --> 00:18:56,655
[laughs]
471
00:18:56,724 --> 00:18:58,413
- [laughs]
472
00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:02,310
- Be a good goose and lay
some Krabby Patties on me.
473
00:19:02,379 --> 00:19:03,310
- Huh?
474
00:19:03,379 --> 00:19:05,413
[clinking]
475
00:19:05,482 --> 00:19:07,827
- Magic harp, do your thing.
476
00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:10,758
- ♪ Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow ♪
477
00:19:10,827 --> 00:19:13,241
- Yeesh. Horrible.
478
00:19:14,379 --> 00:19:16,310
- [heaves]
479
00:19:16,379 --> 00:19:18,724
- Whoa-oh-oh.
480
00:19:18,793 --> 00:19:20,344
[screams]
481
00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:22,862
Ow! [grunts]
482
00:19:22,931 --> 00:19:24,896
Ow! Ow!
483
00:19:24,965 --> 00:19:26,000
- Huh?
484
00:19:26,068 --> 00:19:27,034
It's ready.
485
00:19:27,103 --> 00:19:28,206
It's ready.
486
00:19:28,275 --> 00:19:29,310
It's ready.
487
00:19:29,379 --> 00:19:30,758
- [groans]
[bell dings]
488
00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:35,137
- Edible gold, edible gold,
edible gold.
489
00:19:35,206 --> 00:19:36,862
[giggles]
490
00:19:39,551 --> 00:19:41,000
- [groans]
[bell dings]
491
00:19:41,068 --> 00:19:42,586
Huh? Ahh!
492
00:19:43,931 --> 00:19:44,931
Ooh.
493
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,655
Ahh.
494
00:19:47,724 --> 00:19:49,448
I'm rich!
495
00:19:49,517 --> 00:19:52,000
Thank you, magic bean!
496
00:19:53,344 --> 00:19:54,482
- Oh?
497
00:19:54,551 --> 00:19:56,620
Don't mind if I do.
498
00:19:56,689 --> 00:19:58,000
Huh?
499
00:19:58,068 --> 00:20:00,862
Who disturbs me inner sanctum?
500
00:20:00,931 --> 00:20:02,379
[growls]
501
00:20:02,448 --> 00:20:05,172
- [chuckles nervously]
Crazy weather, huh?
502
00:20:05,241 --> 00:20:06,758
Yipe!
503
00:20:06,827 --> 00:20:07,931
- Argh!
504
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,172
- [panting]
505
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:10,310
[grunts]
506
00:20:10,379 --> 00:20:11,965
- Got ya!
507
00:20:12,034 --> 00:20:14,379
Whether you're caged
or whether you're loose,
508
00:20:14,448 --> 00:20:17,206
I'll feed you
to me golden goose.
509
00:20:17,275 --> 00:20:18,344
[laughs]
510
00:20:18,413 --> 00:20:20,655
- No, not the goose!
511
00:20:20,724 --> 00:20:22,862
No!
512
00:20:24,965 --> 00:20:27,655
[screams]
513
00:20:27,724 --> 00:20:29,275
- [laughs]
514
00:20:29,344 --> 00:20:32,000
I'll have a
solid gold pipsqueak...
515
00:20:32,068 --> 00:20:34,586
in about four hours.
516
00:20:35,482 --> 00:20:36,931
- Peekaboo!
517
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,103
- What?
518
00:20:38,172 --> 00:20:39,793
- [grunts]
519
00:20:39,862 --> 00:20:42,517
Giddy up,
galloping goose flesh.
520
00:20:42,586 --> 00:20:43,724
Hya!
[whip cracking]
521
00:20:43,793 --> 00:20:44,896
- Bleh!
522
00:20:46,172 --> 00:20:48,310
- Huh? Whoa!
523
00:20:49,896 --> 00:20:51,310
- [laughing]
524
00:20:51,379 --> 00:20:53,344
[timer dinging]
525
00:20:53,413 --> 00:20:55,482
- [shouts angrily]
526
00:20:56,379 --> 00:20:57,724
- [screams]
527
00:20:59,103 --> 00:21:01,758
♪ ♪
528
00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:03,931
[screaming]
529
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,103
- [whimpers]
530
00:21:07,172 --> 00:21:09,034
Abandon goose!
531
00:21:09,103 --> 00:21:15,448
♪ ♪
532
00:21:16,827 --> 00:21:18,034
[thudding]
533
00:21:18,103 --> 00:21:19,310
[clinking]
534
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:20,655
[groans]
535
00:21:20,724 --> 00:21:23,310
I forgot geese can fly.
536
00:21:23,379 --> 00:21:25,482
- [growls]
537
00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:28,551
- All right, enough
of this storybook stuff.
538
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,482
It's laser time, baby!
539
00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:34,344
[laughs maniacally]
540
00:21:34,413 --> 00:21:37,103
Timber!
541
00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:38,344
[laughs]
542
00:21:38,413 --> 00:21:39,724
- [whimpers]
543
00:21:39,793 --> 00:21:41,827
Okay, you can keep the goose!
544
00:21:41,896 --> 00:21:44,551
[screams]
545
00:21:46,137 --> 00:21:47,724
- Oh, no.
546
00:21:47,793 --> 00:21:48,965
Karen!
547
00:21:49,034 --> 00:21:52,379
- Jack, look what you did
to our house.
548
00:21:52,448 --> 00:21:54,620
- I just slayed
a giant for you.
549
00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:56,827
You want to lay off?
550
00:21:59,034 --> 00:22:01,310
[upbeat music]
551
00:22:01,379 --> 00:22:03,137
- Oh.
552
00:22:03,206 --> 00:22:05,241
- [honking]
553
00:22:05,310 --> 00:22:07,310
[bell dings]
- Delicious.
554
00:22:07,379 --> 00:22:08,965
- There you go.
555
00:22:09,034 --> 00:22:10,655
- Bon appétit, sir.
556
00:22:10,724 --> 00:22:12,448
- You were right, darling.
557
00:22:12,517 --> 00:22:15,034
That bean was magic.
558
00:22:15,103 --> 00:22:16,172
Mwah.
559
00:22:16,241 --> 00:22:17,724
- Aww.
560
00:22:17,793 --> 00:22:19,241
[giggles]
561
00:22:19,310 --> 00:22:22,413
And what can I get
for you on this magical day,
562
00:22:22,482 --> 00:22:24,000
my good sir?
563
00:22:24,068 --> 00:22:25,103
Ahh!
564
00:22:27,965 --> 00:22:33,034
- Um, I'd like a double
gold patty combo, please.
565
00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:35,586
- No shirt, no shoes,
566
00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:38,896
no shell, no service!
567
00:22:38,965 --> 00:22:41,172
Take a hike, tiny.
568
00:22:41,241 --> 00:22:43,034
- [groans]
569
00:22:45,724 --> 00:22:48,586
[gentle plucky music]
570
00:22:48,655 --> 00:22:55,758
♪ ♪
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