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- Are you ready, kids?
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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[flute plays]
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[waves crashing]
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[light music]
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♪ ♪
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- Aha, mm.
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- [yelling]
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These pancakes
are delicious, Sandy.
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But what do you call
this sweet stuff?
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- That's maple syrup.
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It's kinda like jelly
that comes from trees.
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- Tree jelly?
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Gross.
I prefer mine on tap.
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[grunts]
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- Oww!
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- Welcome to Bikini Bottom's
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very first
Arbor Day celebration!
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- Barber Day?
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- Well, I could use a trim.
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- I think she said Harbor Day,
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to celebrate old Navy swabs
like meself!
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- It's Ar-bor Day!
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It's a day to celebrate
the joy of trees.
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- But, Sandy, you've got
the only tree in town.
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- Correction,
I used to have the only tree,
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'cause today you're all gonna
grow your own tree.
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- Ah.
- Ooh.
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- Trees don't grow underwater.
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- Oh, these little
fellers will.
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I've used the power of science
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to make special acorns
that will grow
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into saltwater trees,
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- Oh, aww.
Hello, little tree.
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- There you go.
Ooh, look at that.
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- Oh.
[laughs]
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- Huh? Oh.
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- [laughs]
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Mmm.
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- You don't need to chew it,
you whittle stick!
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[clears throat]
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To keep your tree healthy,
all you need to do
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is give it lots of fertilizer.
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- Not a problem.
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- One more thing,
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to grow a happy,
well-rounded tree,
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you need to talk to 'em.
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- Hi, I'm SpongeBob.
- Hey, little feller.
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- Testing, testing.
- Hello.
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- [humming]
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I love talking to someone
who knows how to keep a secret.
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[laughs]
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I can finally tell someone
what really happened
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when I pulled that job
in Shell City.
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- Mm-hmm.
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Don't worry little fella.
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You'll have lots
of people talking to you.
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- Excuse me.
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I would like to speak
to the proprietor.
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- The complaint department's
over there.
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Talk to the tree.
[laughs]
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- Mr. Tree,
the condiment distribution
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of my patty is subpar.
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- Hm, if talking
to a tree is good for it,
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I'll bet a little smooth jazz
must be amazing.
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[playing horn]
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- [humming]
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Ho-ho!
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I'll talk to you
the way nature intended,
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with television!
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- We now return to
"My Mother the Barnacle.
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- Ha-ha-ha!
I love this one!
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- Who's a cutesy wittle tree?
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You are!
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Would you like to hear
a bedtime story?
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[grunts]
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Once upon a fertilizer,
there was a mama tree,
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a baby tree, and a papa tree
who went out to the forest,
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when they suddenly met
little Goldy Lumberjack.
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- Ugh, what a dumb story.
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Would you put a sock in it?
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I'm trying
to get some shut-eye.
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- You can talk?
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I'm gonna name you Barky.
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- Let go already.
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You're wrinkling my leaves,
your filter feeding freak.
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[phone ringing]
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- Hello, Sandy?
- Oh, howdy, SpongeBob.
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How's your new tree doing?
Are you talking to it?
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- I'm trying, but to be honest,
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I really haven't been able
to get a word in edgewise.
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My tree's been doing
all the talking.
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- Are you feeling okay,
SpongeBob?
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- Hang on.
Barky wants to talk to you.
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- Why did you leave me with
this giggling hunk o' holes?
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He's dimmer than a half-watt
bulb in a power outage.
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- Well, smack my tail
and call me twitchy!
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I'll be right there!
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- Bring me a glass of water!
Change my soil!
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Look out for the roots!
- Huh?
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- Ugh, your breath smells.
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Why are you all face
and no body?
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- Hoo, doggy.
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This little shrub
is a real chatterbox.
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- Get me out of this dump!
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A sensitive tree
like me needs sun.
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Oh, it's too cold out here.
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The sun is too bright.
Somebody get me a sweater.
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I want to go back inside.
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- Aww, I wanted
to make saltwater trees,
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but this one's a bit too salty.
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- I wonder how everyone else's
trees are doing.
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- Ahh!
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I shouldn't have let him drive!
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Ahh!
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- Eh, at least Mrs. Puff
is having a good time.
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- Excuse me,
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but this Krabby Patty
tastes awful.
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- Well, you look awful,
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but you don't
hear me complaining.
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- Oh, I am offended!
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- And offensive!
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[sniffs]
Oh, PU, what stinks?
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Is that the customers,
or has the garbage man
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started making deliveries?
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- Huh?
- [laughs]
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- I'm outta here!
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This used to be
a respectable place.
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- People are complaining
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about me complaint department
complaining!
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[horn playing]
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- Agh, what is
that horrible noise?
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You should register that thing
as a lethal weapon.
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- What?
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- It's okay, buddy.
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Talent isn't everything.
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- Huh.
- In your case, it's nothing.
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[laughter]
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- And now back to "The Sir
Urchin & Snail Fail Show!"
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- Why you!
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- What I do?
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- Yeesh, I'm just one day old,
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and even I can see
this show is for babies.
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- [laughs]
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- You don't get it, do you?
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- Get what?
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Hey!
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- [groans]
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- Out you go!
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Huh.
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- [grunts]
I'm free!
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[tires squealing]
- Ahh!
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[grunts]
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This joyride is over!
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- Does this mean
I don't get my license?
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[trees giggling]
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[soft music]
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- Hello, police department?
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I got a lead
on that Shell City job.
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- Hey, Squidward,
your barber called.
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He said he's sorry!
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- [grunts]
Philistine!
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- [groans]
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Come on, boys.
Let's have some fun.
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[trees laughing]
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- [yips]
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[sniffs]
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Hmm.
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♪ ♪
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- [humming]
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- Glug glug glug--
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hey, buddy, wait your turn!
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- Ahh!
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[children babbling]
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- Relax.
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This will help you grow
big and strong.
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[dramatic music]
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- [grunts]
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- Hey!
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[screaming]
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♪ ♪
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- Whaa!
- [screaming]
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[both screaming]
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♪ ♪
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- Huh?
- Thank you!
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- So long, chump!
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- There she is!
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This Arbor Day anarchy
is all her fault!
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- Those trees
are ruining everything!
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[police sirens wailing]
Ah, agh!
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I gotta go.
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- Hey, they're made of wood.
I say we burn them.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah, burn 'em!
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- Squidward, that's not
the spirit of Arbor Day.
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- Everyone, calm down!
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I've got a plan.
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[explosion]
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- [laughing]
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- Hm, ah!
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- Ooh.
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- Come one,
come all to Log-a-palooza!
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It's an Arbor Day extravaganza!
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All you can eat fertilizer!
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If you're a tree,
you get in free.
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[exciting music]
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[trees cheering]
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[air horn blasting]
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- Howdy, folks!
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Are your roots too wrinkly?
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Are your leaves feeling wilted?
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- Hmm, my bark is feeling
a little rough.
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- Then try my wonderful
makeover machine,
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the Arbor Revitalizer!
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Look your best this Arbor Day!
Do I have any volunteers?
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- Yeah, I'll give
your dumb machine a try.
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♪ ♪
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[yelling]
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[all exclaiming]
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- Run for your leaves!
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- Everyone wait!
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I love it!
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I was destined to rot
in the woods somewhere,
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but look at me now!
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I'm a chair!
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I've never felt so smooth.
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- Whoa.
- Phew.
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- He does look pretty handsome.
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- I want to be a chair too.
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- I want to be a credenza!
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- I want to be a sawhorse!
- I want to be a table!
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- Me!
- Me next, me next!
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- Wow!
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- Whoo-hoo!
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♪ ♪
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[cheering]
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[upbeat music]
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- [laughing]
- [sighs]
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- These guys are great!
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- Good thinking, Sandy.
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Furniturizing really calmed
these trees down.
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- Ah!
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both: Yeah, chairs rule!
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- Well, most of them anyway.
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- I think I'll skip Arbor Day
next year.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ La la la la la la la ♪
265
00:11:45,896 --> 00:11:47,275
♪ La la la la la la la ♪
266
00:11:47,344 --> 00:11:50,034
♪ La la la la la la la ♪
Hi, Patrick!
267
00:11:50,103 --> 00:11:53,586
I just had another great--
wait a minute.
268
00:11:55,137 --> 00:11:56,965
Hey, what's wrong?
269
00:11:57,034 --> 00:12:01,000
- I think I'm growing a nose.
270
00:12:02,172 --> 00:12:04,310
I don't want a nose!
271
00:12:04,379 --> 00:12:06,034
- Patrick, wait!
272
00:12:10,724 --> 00:12:13,793
Hey, look, Patrick.
You just lost a tooth.
273
00:12:13,862 --> 00:12:16,482
And if you put that tooth
under your pillow tonight,
274
00:12:16,551 --> 00:12:19,448
the Tooth Fairy with come
and take the tooth
275
00:12:19,517 --> 00:12:21,931
and leave you a quarter.
276
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:25,655
- A quarter for just one tooth?
277
00:12:25,724 --> 00:12:28,931
♪ ♪
278
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,137
[beeping]
279
00:12:35,413 --> 00:12:37,586
Jackpot!
280
00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:42,620
Good night, teethies.
281
00:12:43,689 --> 00:12:46,620
[giggles]
282
00:12:46,689 --> 00:12:49,620
[snoring]
283
00:12:58,724 --> 00:13:01,310
- [laughs]
284
00:13:04,344 --> 00:13:08,000
Who says a life
of crime doesn't pay?
285
00:13:08,931 --> 00:13:10,931
Huh?
286
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,103
- Sleep punch!
287
00:13:13,172 --> 00:13:17,344
- Whoa! Ow!
288
00:13:17,413 --> 00:13:20,379
[groans]
289
00:13:25,103 --> 00:13:26,931
- Who goes there?
290
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,896
[light music]
291
00:13:29,965 --> 00:13:32,655
♪ ♪
292
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:35,068
The Tooth Fairy!
293
00:13:35,137 --> 00:13:37,172
I gotta show SpongeBob!
294
00:13:37,241 --> 00:13:39,448
- Hey, come on!
295
00:13:39,517 --> 00:13:41,793
♪ ♪
296
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:44,551
- [snoring and laughing]
297
00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:46,896
- SpongeBob!
298
00:13:46,965 --> 00:13:48,965
You were right!
299
00:13:49,034 --> 00:13:52,620
The Tooth Fairy came,
and I got him!
300
00:13:52,689 --> 00:13:54,206
- Ahh!
301
00:13:55,517 --> 00:13:58,758
- Ooh!
302
00:13:58,827 --> 00:14:01,655
- I didn't do it!
303
00:14:01,724 --> 00:14:03,206
- [gasps]
304
00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:08,172
Patrick, you-you-you really
did catch the Tooth Fairy!
305
00:14:08,241 --> 00:14:12,482
- I told ya!
[both laughing]
306
00:14:15,413 --> 00:14:18,068
Wow.
307
00:14:18,137 --> 00:14:19,724
- [sobbing]
308
00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:23,241
- He didn't give me a quarter,
but look.
309
00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:26,586
I found these precious jewels
in his bag.
310
00:14:26,655 --> 00:14:29,206
- What are you chowderheads
yapping about?
311
00:14:29,275 --> 00:14:32,034
Tooth Fairy?
- Don't worry.
312
00:14:32,103 --> 00:14:33,896
You don't have
to play dumb with us.
313
00:14:33,965 --> 00:14:36,241
Your secret is safe.
314
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:39,137
- Please let us ride along
with you tonight.
315
00:14:39,206 --> 00:14:41,206
- And be your Tooth Fairy
assistants.
316
00:14:41,275 --> 00:14:44,103
♪ ♪
317
00:14:44,172 --> 00:14:46,724
- Yeah.
318
00:14:46,793 --> 00:14:48,689
I'm the Tooth Fairy.
319
00:14:48,758 --> 00:14:51,241
And I could use
a little help scoring loot--
320
00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:54,827
I mean, collecting teeth.
321
00:14:54,896 --> 00:14:57,413
both: Yay!
[kissing]
322
00:14:57,482 --> 00:15:00,241
- It's gonna be a long night.
323
00:15:02,103 --> 00:15:05,000
[jazzy music]
324
00:15:05,068 --> 00:15:09,551
♪ ♪
325
00:15:09,620 --> 00:15:11,103
- Ooh, hey!
326
00:15:11,172 --> 00:15:12,896
I bet we could find
some teeth here.
327
00:15:12,965 --> 00:15:16,517
Pull over.
- Ahh!
328
00:15:16,586 --> 00:15:18,827
♪ ♪
329
00:15:18,896 --> 00:15:21,275
- Now, this guy drinks
a lot of soda,
330
00:15:21,344 --> 00:15:24,206
so I'm sure he's got
a few loose teeth for us.
331
00:15:24,275 --> 00:15:26,172
- Let's get him.
332
00:15:26,241 --> 00:15:31,931
- Here, use these special
Tooth Fairy masks.
333
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,379
[both squeal]
334
00:15:35,655 --> 00:15:37,655
- Ha-ha-ha!
335
00:15:37,724 --> 00:15:44,655
♪ ♪
336
00:15:51,758 --> 00:15:53,310
- [chuckles]
337
00:15:53,379 --> 00:16:00,551
♪ ♪
338
00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:05,827
[panting]
339
00:16:05,896 --> 00:16:08,655
[groans]
340
00:16:08,724 --> 00:16:10,206
Amateurs.
341
00:16:10,275 --> 00:16:12,655
- Hey, look, it's Bubble--
- Can it!
342
00:16:12,724 --> 00:16:16,551
Now, why don't you mugs shake
down Tiny here for some teeth?
343
00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:20,068
I'm gonna look for teeth
in those valuables over there.
344
00:16:20,137 --> 00:16:22,103
[cackles]
345
00:16:22,172 --> 00:16:23,620
[both cackling]
- Huh?
346
00:16:23,689 --> 00:16:26,068
Only the Tooth Fairy gets
to laugh like that.
347
00:16:26,137 --> 00:16:28,206
- Shh.
348
00:16:28,275 --> 00:16:31,689
[tense music]
349
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:34,103
I don't feel any teeth,
Patrick.
350
00:16:34,172 --> 00:16:37,034
- Well, I feel a bunch of them.
351
00:16:37,103 --> 00:16:39,068
[laughs]
352
00:16:39,137 --> 00:16:40,379
Ooh.
353
00:16:40,448 --> 00:16:42,137
- This one's really loose.
354
00:16:42,206 --> 00:16:45,724
I'm sure the Tooth Fairy won't
mind if we help it out.
355
00:16:45,793 --> 00:16:47,793
- [laughs]
356
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,379
- Ah!
357
00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:52,655
- Barnacle Boy!
358
00:16:52,724 --> 00:16:54,206
Hmm.
359
00:16:54,275 --> 00:17:01,448
♪ ♪
360
00:17:03,379 --> 00:17:05,620
- Agh!
361
00:17:07,586 --> 00:17:11,241
- Ooh, is this where you keep
the pillow money?
362
00:17:13,137 --> 00:17:15,931
Wow, teeth are sure worth a lot
these days.
363
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,241
♪ ♪
364
00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:20,620
[kisses]
365
00:17:20,689 --> 00:17:23,068
- Come on, let's get
more teeth.
366
00:17:23,137 --> 00:17:25,931
You've got the best job ever.
367
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,275
[tires squealing]
368
00:17:27,344 --> 00:17:34,448
♪ ♪
369
00:17:35,482 --> 00:17:37,551
- Whoa--oof!
370
00:17:40,068 --> 00:17:42,000
both: Ooh.
371
00:17:42,068 --> 00:17:48,965
♪ ♪
372
00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:52,724
- [snoring]
373
00:17:52,793 --> 00:17:55,172
both: Whoa!
374
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,137
Whoa!
375
00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:59,862
Oh, oh!
376
00:17:59,931 --> 00:18:01,620
- Mm.
377
00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:04,827
- Whoa.
378
00:18:09,241 --> 00:18:11,000
[kisses]
379
00:18:11,068 --> 00:18:14,034
♪ ♪
380
00:18:14,103 --> 00:18:16,827
- [snoring]
381
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,620
- [giggling]
382
00:18:24,034 --> 00:18:25,793
- Right, ah, oh.
383
00:18:25,862 --> 00:18:27,896
[screeching]
384
00:18:27,965 --> 00:18:30,000
Ahh!
385
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:34,862
- [muttering]
386
00:18:37,482 --> 00:18:39,793
- [cackling]
387
00:18:39,862 --> 00:18:42,310
You stooges really gave
the Tooth Fairy
388
00:18:42,379 --> 00:18:44,275
a lot of help tonight.
389
00:18:44,344 --> 00:18:46,793
Even if you also gave me
a headache.
390
00:18:46,862 --> 00:18:49,655
- I like helping!
391
00:18:49,724 --> 00:18:53,448
- Well, I think we got time
for one last job
392
00:18:53,517 --> 00:18:55,241
if you're in.
393
00:18:55,310 --> 00:18:57,551
- Hey!
That's where Mr. Krabs lives.
394
00:18:57,620 --> 00:19:01,758
He's my daytime boss.
You're my nighttime boss.
395
00:19:01,827 --> 00:19:03,344
- [snarls]
396
00:19:03,413 --> 00:19:04,965
[growls]
397
00:19:05,034 --> 00:19:06,206
- [laughs]
398
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:12,689
♪ ♪
399
00:19:12,758 --> 00:19:14,103
Wait.
400
00:19:14,172 --> 00:19:16,137
Watch out for booby traps.
401
00:19:16,206 --> 00:19:19,931
I helped Mr. Krabs install the
security system myself, so--
402
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,068
- Here's one!
I'll disarm it!
403
00:19:22,137 --> 00:19:24,068
- Patrick, no!
- Oops.
404
00:19:24,137 --> 00:19:26,034
- Hello?
Who's down there?
405
00:19:26,103 --> 00:19:27,482
I'm calling the police.
406
00:19:27,551 --> 00:19:29,793
Yes, police?
Come quick!
407
00:19:29,862 --> 00:19:31,137
I heard a noise.
408
00:19:31,206 --> 00:19:35,137
- Oh, no, we woke him up!
Let's get out of here.
409
00:19:35,206 --> 00:19:36,931
- Ahh!
410
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000
both: Shh!
411
00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:39,344
- Whaa...
412
00:19:39,413 --> 00:19:41,896
ah, SpongeBob, Patrick.
413
00:19:41,965 --> 00:19:44,965
What in the name of Poseidon's
pantaloons are you doing?
414
00:19:45,034 --> 00:19:47,379
Why have you tripped
me burglar alarm?
415
00:19:47,448 --> 00:19:49,827
And why do you have
those burglar sacks?
416
00:19:49,896 --> 00:19:52,689
And why are you wearing
burglar masks?
417
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,758
And why are you
with that burglar?
418
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:57,275
Wait a minute.
[gasps]
419
00:19:57,344 --> 00:19:58,551
Are you burglars?
420
00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:01,172
- I'll take a burglar
with cheese.
421
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:02,896
- We're not burglars.
422
00:20:02,965 --> 00:20:05,172
We were just assisting
the Tooth Fairy here.
423
00:20:05,241 --> 00:20:07,586
- Hello.
424
00:20:07,655 --> 00:20:10,344
- That ain't no Tooth Fairy.
I should know.
425
00:20:10,413 --> 00:20:14,137
I sold all my teeth to the real
Tooth Fairy years ago.
426
00:20:14,206 --> 00:20:16,827
[police sirens wailing]
- Oh, no, the fuzz!
427
00:20:16,896 --> 00:20:18,551
You gotta get me out of here!
428
00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:19,931
- I don't know.
429
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,551
Mr. Krabs says you're not
the real Tooth Fairy.
430
00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:25,448
- Huh?
Of course I am!
431
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,896
You just gotta believe!
432
00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:29,827
That's all, yeah.
433
00:20:31,827 --> 00:20:35,758
- I believe in you,
Tooth Fairy!
434
00:20:35,827 --> 00:20:37,517
[grunts]
435
00:20:37,586 --> 00:20:40,931
- Goodbye, Mr. Krabs!
436
00:20:43,103 --> 00:20:45,655
- [groans]
Those two are so gullible.
437
00:20:45,724 --> 00:20:49,344
Oh, look!
This rope says "pull me."
438
00:20:49,413 --> 00:20:51,172
- Wah!
439
00:20:51,241 --> 00:20:53,448
[sighs]
440
00:20:53,517 --> 00:20:56,413
[police sirens wailing]
441
00:20:56,482 --> 00:20:59,413
[dramatic music]
442
00:20:59,482 --> 00:21:06,241
♪ ♪
443
00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:08,103
- Whoa!
- Ahh!
444
00:21:08,172 --> 00:21:09,827
- We can't go any farther!
445
00:21:09,896 --> 00:21:12,655
- The jig is up!
What are we gonna do?
446
00:21:12,724 --> 00:21:15,965
- You're a Tooth Fairy!
You can fly!
447
00:21:16,034 --> 00:21:17,551
Fly to safety!
448
00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:20,068
- What?
both: Fly!
449
00:21:20,137 --> 00:21:22,000
- Ahh!
450
00:21:25,482 --> 00:21:28,172
- Don't forget your teeth!
451
00:21:30,310 --> 00:21:33,068
- Or your boat!
452
00:21:33,137 --> 00:21:35,758
- Ahh!
453
00:21:36,413 --> 00:21:38,034
- You know, Patrick,
I get the feeling
454
00:21:38,103 --> 00:21:40,172
that wasn't
the real Tooth Fairy.
455
00:21:40,241 --> 00:21:42,758
- [laughs]
Of course not!
456
00:21:42,827 --> 00:21:44,827
But I am!
457
00:21:44,896 --> 00:21:47,965
[both gasp]
The real Tooth Fairy?
458
00:21:48,034 --> 00:21:52,551
- You two did a wonderful job
collecting teeth all night.
459
00:21:52,620 --> 00:21:55,344
Therefore, I'm going
to make you
460
00:21:55,413 --> 00:21:58,413
honorary Tooth Fairy
assistants.
461
00:21:58,482 --> 00:22:00,344
Abraca--
- [gasps]
462
00:22:00,413 --> 00:22:03,862
- Dental.
- Ooh.
463
00:22:03,931 --> 00:22:05,482
both: Huh?
464
00:22:05,551 --> 00:22:09,655
[babbling excitedly]
465
00:22:09,724 --> 00:22:12,586
- Ah, come on!
466
00:22:12,655 --> 00:22:15,172
[laughter]
467
00:22:15,241 --> 00:22:17,103
- A tooth!
468
00:22:17,172 --> 00:22:19,344
- And a quarter.
469
00:22:19,413 --> 00:22:22,034
- [groans]
470
00:22:22,103 --> 00:22:24,275
[upbeat music]
471
00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:27,241
[laughter]
472
00:22:28,517 --> 00:22:31,862
- [laughs]
Abraca-dental!
473
00:22:34,310 --> 00:22:37,241
[upbeat music]
474
00:22:37,310 --> 00:22:44,172
♪ ♪
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