Original subtitles

- Are you ready, kids?

kids: Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

kids: Aye, aye, Captain!

- ♪ Ohh... ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪

kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪

kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪

kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪

kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

- SpongeBob

SquarePants!

[laughing]

[flute plays]

[waves crashing]

[light music]

♪ ♪

- Aha, mm.

- [yelling]

These pancakes are delicious, Sandy.

But what do you call this sweet stuff?

- That's maple syrup.

It's kinda like jelly that comes from trees.

- Tree jelly?

Gross. I prefer mine on tap.

[grunts]

- Oww!

- Welcome to Bikini Bottom's

very first Arbor Day celebration!

- Barber Day?

- Well, I could use a trim.

- I think she said Harbor Day,

to celebrate old Navy swabs like meself!

- It's Ar-bor Day!

It's a day to celebrate the joy of trees.

- But, Sandy, you've got the only tree in town.

- Correction, I used to have the only tree,

'cause today you're all gonna grow your own tree.

- Ah. - Ooh.

- Trees don't grow underwater.

- Oh, these little fellers will.

I've used the power of science

to make special acorns that will grow

into saltwater trees,

- Oh, aww. Hello, little tree.

- There you go. Ooh, look at that.

- Oh. [laughs]

- Huh? Oh.

- [laughs]

Mmm.

- You don't need to chew it, you whittle stick!

[clears throat]

To keep your tree healthy, all you need to do

is give it lots of fertilizer.

- Not a problem.

- One more thing,

to grow a happy, well-rounded tree,

you need to talk to 'em.

- Hi, I'm SpongeBob. - Hey, little feller.

- Testing, testing. - Hello.

- [humming]

I love talking to someone who knows how to keep a secret.

[laughs]

I can finally tell someone what really happened

when I pulled that job in Shell City.

- Mm-hmm.

Don't worry little fella.

You'll have lots of people talking to you.

- Excuse me.

I would like to speak to the proprietor.

- The complaint department's over there.

Talk to the tree. [laughs]

- Mr. Tree, the condiment distribution

of my patty is subpar.

- Hm, if talking to a tree is good for it,

I'll bet a little smooth jazz must be amazing.

[playing horn]

- [humming]

Ho-ho!

I'll talk to you the way nature intended,

with television!

- We now return to "My Mother the Barnacle.

- Ha-ha-ha! I love this one!

- Who's a cutesy wittle tree?

You are!

Would you like to hear a bedtime story?

[grunts]

Once upon a fertilizer, there was a mama tree,

a baby tree, and a papa tree who went out to the forest,

when they suddenly met little Goldy Lumberjack.

- Ugh, what a dumb story.

Would you put a sock in it?

I'm trying to get some shut-eye.

- You can talk?

I'm gonna name you Barky.

- Let go already.

You're wrinkling my leaves, your filter feeding freak.

[phone ringing]

- Hello, Sandy? - Oh, howdy, SpongeBob.

How's your new tree doing? Are you talking to it?

- I'm trying, but to be honest,

I really haven't been able to get a word in edgewise.

My tree's been doing all the talking.

- Are you feeling okay, SpongeBob?

- Hang on. Barky wants to talk to you.

- Why did you leave me with this giggling hunk o' holes?

He's dimmer than a half-watt bulb in a power outage.

- Well, smack my tail and call me twitchy!

I'll be right there!

- Bring me a glass of water! Change my soil!

Look out for the roots! - Huh?

- Ugh, your breath smells.

Why are you all face and no body?

- Hoo, doggy.

This little shrub is a real chatterbox.

- Get me out of this dump!

A sensitive tree like me needs sun.

Oh, it's too cold out here.

The sun is too bright. Somebody get me a sweater.

I want to go back inside.

- Aww, I wanted to make saltwater trees,

but this one's a bit too salty.

- I wonder how everyone else's trees are doing.

- Ahh!

I shouldn't have let him drive!

Ahh!

- Eh, at least Mrs. Puff is having a good time.

- Excuse me,

but this Krabby Patty tastes awful.

- Well, you look awful,

but you don't hear me complaining.

- Oh, I am offended!

- And offensive!

[sniffs] Oh, PU, what stinks?

Is that the customers, or has the garbage man

started making deliveries?

- Huh? - [laughs]

- I'm outta here!

This used to be a respectable place.

- People are complaining

about me complaint department complaining!

[horn playing]

- Agh, what is that horrible noise?

You should register that thing as a lethal weapon.

- What?

- It's okay, buddy.

Talent isn't everything.

- Huh. - In your case, it's nothing.

[laughter]

- And now back to "The Sir Urchin & Snail Fail Show!"

- Why you!

- What I do?

- Yeesh, I'm just one day old,

and even I can see this show is for babies.

- [laughs]

- You don't get it, do you?

- Get what?

Hey!

- [groans]

- Out you go!

Huh.

- [grunts] I'm free!

[tires squealing] - Ahh!

[grunts]

This joyride is over!

- Does this mean I don't get my license?

[trees giggling]

[soft music]

- Hello, police department?

I got a lead on that Shell City job.

- Hey, Squidward, your barber called.

He said he's sorry!

- [grunts] Philistine!

- [groans]

Come on, boys. Let's have some fun.

[trees laughing]

- [yips]

[sniffs]

Hmm.

♪ ♪

- [humming]

- Glug glug glug--

hey, buddy, wait your turn!

- Ahh!

[children babbling]

- Relax.

This will help you grow big and strong.

[dramatic music]

- [grunts]

- Hey!

[screaming]

♪ ♪

- Whaa! - [screaming]

[both screaming]

♪ ♪

- Huh? - Thank you!

- So long, chump!

- There she is!

This Arbor Day anarchy is all her fault!

- Those trees are ruining everything!

[police sirens wailing] Ah, agh!

I gotta go.

- Hey, they're made of wood. I say we burn them.

- Yeah! - Yeah, burn 'em!

- Squidward, that's not the spirit of Arbor Day.

- Everyone, calm down!

I've got a plan.

[explosion]

- [laughing]

- Hm, ah!

- Ooh.

- Come one, come all to Log-a-palooza!

It's an Arbor Day extravaganza!

All you can eat fertilizer!

If you're a tree, you get in free.

[exciting music]

[trees cheering]

[air horn blasting]

- Howdy, folks!

Are your roots too wrinkly?

Are your leaves feeling wilted?

- Hmm, my bark is feeling a little rough.

- Then try my wonderful makeover machine,

the Arbor Revitalizer!

Look your best this Arbor Day! Do I have any volunteers?

- Yeah, I'll give your dumb machine a try.

♪ ♪

[yelling]

[all exclaiming]

- Run for your leaves!

- Everyone wait!

I love it!

I was destined to rot in the woods somewhere,

but look at me now!

I'm a chair!

I've never felt so smooth.

- Whoa. - Phew.

- He does look pretty handsome.

- I want to be a chair too.

- I want to be a credenza!

- I want to be a sawhorse! - I want to be a table!

- Me! - Me next, me next!

- Wow!

- Whoo-hoo!

♪ ♪

[cheering]

[upbeat music]

- [laughing] - [sighs]

- These guys are great!

- Good thinking, Sandy.

Furniturizing really calmed these trees down.

- Ah!

both: Yeah, chairs rule!

- Well, most of them anyway.

- I think I'll skip Arbor Day next year.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ La la la la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la la la ♪ Hi, Patrick!

I just had another great-- wait a minute.

Hey, what's wrong?

- I think I'm growing a nose.

I don't want a nose!

- Patrick, wait!

Hey, look, Patrick. You just lost a tooth.

And if you put that tooth under your pillow tonight,

the Tooth Fairy with come and take the tooth

and leave you a quarter.

- A quarter for just one tooth?

♪ ♪

[beeping]

Jackpot!

Good night, teethies.

[giggles]

[snoring]

- [laughs]

Who says a life of crime doesn't pay?

Huh?

- Sleep punch!

- Whoa! Ow!

[groans]

- Who goes there?

[light music]

♪ ♪

The Tooth Fairy!

I gotta show SpongeBob!

- Hey, come on!

♪ ♪

- [snoring and laughing]

- SpongeBob!

You were right!

The Tooth Fairy came, and I got him!

- Ahh!

- Ooh!

- I didn't do it!

- [gasps]

Patrick, you-you-you really did catch the Tooth Fairy!

- I told ya! [both laughing]

Wow.

- [sobbing]

- He didn't give me a quarter, but look.

I found these precious jewels in his bag.

- What are you chowderheads yapping about?

Tooth Fairy? - Don't worry.

You don't have to play dumb with us.

Your secret is safe.

- Please let us ride along with you tonight.

- And be your Tooth Fairy assistants.

♪ ♪

- Yeah.

I'm the Tooth Fairy.

And I could use a little help scoring loot--

I mean, collecting teeth.

both: Yay! [kissing]

- It's gonna be a long night.

[jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- Ooh, hey!

I bet we could find some teeth here.

Pull over. - Ahh!

♪ ♪

- Now, this guy drinks a lot of soda,

so I'm sure he's got a few loose teeth for us.

- Let's get him.

- Here, use these special Tooth Fairy masks.

[both squeal]

- Ha-ha-ha!

♪ ♪

- [chuckles]

♪ ♪

[panting]

[groans]

Amateurs.

- Hey, look, it's Bubble-- - Can it!

Now, why don't you mugs shake down Tiny here for some teeth?

I'm gonna look for teeth in those valuables over there.

[cackles]

[both cackling] - Huh?

Only the Tooth Fairy gets to laugh like that.

- Shh.

[tense music]

I don't feel any teeth, Patrick.

- Well, I feel a bunch of them.

[laughs]

Ooh.

- This one's really loose.

I'm sure the Tooth Fairy won't mind if we help it out.

- [laughs]

- Ah!

- Barnacle Boy!

Hmm.

♪ ♪

- Agh!

- Ooh, is this where you keep the pillow money?

Wow, teeth are sure worth a lot these days.

♪ ♪

[kisses]

- Come on, let's get more teeth.

You've got the best job ever.

[tires squealing]

♪ ♪

- Whoa--oof!

both: Ooh.

♪ ♪

- [snoring]

both: Whoa!

Whoa!

Oh, oh!

- Mm.

- Whoa.

[kisses]

♪ ♪

- [snoring]

- [giggling]

- Right, ah, oh.

[screeching]

Ahh!

- [muttering]

- [cackling]

You stooges really gave the Tooth Fairy

a lot of help tonight.

Even if you also gave me a headache.

- I like helping!

- Well, I think we got time for one last job

if you're in.

- Hey! That's where Mr. Krabs lives.

He's my daytime boss. You're my nighttime boss.

- [snarls]

[growls]

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

Wait.

Watch out for booby traps.

I helped Mr. Krabs install the security system myself, so--

- Here's one! I'll disarm it!

- Patrick, no! - Oops.

- Hello? Who's down there?

I'm calling the police.

Yes, police? Come quick!

I heard a noise.

- Oh, no, we woke him up! Let's get out of here.

- Ahh!

both: Shh!

- Whaa...

ah, SpongeBob, Patrick.

What in the name of Poseidon's pantaloons are you doing?

Why have you tripped me burglar alarm?

And why do you have those burglar sacks?

And why are you wearing burglar masks?

And why are you with that burglar?

Wait a minute. [gasps]

Are you burglars?

- I'll take a burglar with cheese.

- We're not burglars.

We were just assisting the Tooth Fairy here.

- Hello.

- That ain't no Tooth Fairy. I should know.

I sold all my teeth to the real Tooth Fairy years ago.

[police sirens wailing] - Oh, no, the fuzz!

You gotta get me out of here!

- I don't know.

Mr. Krabs says you're not the real Tooth Fairy.

- Huh? Of course I am!

You just gotta believe!

That's all, yeah.

- I believe in you, Tooth Fairy!

[grunts]

- Goodbye, Mr. Krabs!

- [groans] Those two are so gullible.

Oh, look! This rope says "pull me."

- Wah!

[sighs]

[police sirens wailing]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Whoa! - Ahh!

- We can't go any farther!

- The jig is up! What are we gonna do?

- You're a Tooth Fairy! You can fly!

Fly to safety!

- What? both: Fly!

- Ahh!

- Don't forget your teeth!

- Or your boat!

- Ahh!

- You know, Patrick, I get the feeling

that wasn't the real Tooth Fairy.

- [laughs] Of course not!

But I am!

[both gasp] The real Tooth Fairy?

- You two did a wonderful job collecting teeth all night.

Therefore, I'm going to make you

honorary Tooth Fairy assistants.

Abraca-- - [gasps]

- Dental. - Ooh.

both: Huh?

[babbling excitedly]

- Ah, come on!

[laughter]

- A tooth!

- And a quarter.

- [groans]

[upbeat music]

[laughter]

- [laughs] Abraca-dental!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪