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- Are you ready, kids?
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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[flute plays]
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[waves crashing]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- [snoring]
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[crashing]
Huh?
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[gasps]
Intruders.
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A break-in.
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I knew this can of hairspray
would come in handy one day.
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[crashing]
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Who's down there?
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I have an aerosol can and
I'm not afraid to use it.
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[groans]
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[screams]
My eyes.
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Huh?
Happy friend-i..
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- Happy friend-iversary,
Squidward!
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[blows horn]
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- SpongeBob, what time is it?
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- It's one minute
after midnight
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on the day
that we first met.
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It's all here in
my Squidward memory book.
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- What?
- Here's us at camp.
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Here's when I moved in
right next door.
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Oh, and here's when I got
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employee of the month
instead of you again.
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Here's one I took
a few minutes ago.
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Look at you.
Just like an angel.
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- All right, that's it.
[groans]
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Get out.
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- Okay, see you around, friend.
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♪ Friend, friend, friend,
friend, friend ♪
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♪ Friend, friend, friend,
friend, friend, friend ♪
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♪ Friend, friend-iversary ♪
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- Happy friend-iversary!
- [screams]
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[groans]
- Remember the first time
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I startled you
into this trash can?
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- Ah, go away. Go away.
[groans]
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- [laughs]
Classic, Squiddy.
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[sighs]
Memories.
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- Is he here?
Is he here?
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[groans]
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[sighs]
Not here.
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- Hey, Squidward!
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Remember that time
I dedicated a song to you?
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Oh, you do remember.
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- [groans]
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Leave me be.
[groans]
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[sighs]
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[knock on glass]
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- Remember the time
I got you these rocket skates?
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- Uh, no.
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- That's because we're making
a new memory.
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- No.
- Happy friend-iversary.
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- [groans and screams]
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[groans]
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SpongeBob?
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SpongeBob?
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SpongeBob?
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SpongeBob?
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- [laughs]
- [groans]
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[sighs]
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Oh, the Kelpie G concert.
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Now, that was a good memory.
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Huh.
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Huh?
"Remember this, Squidward?"
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[screams]
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- Happy friend-iversary.
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- [screams]
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Huh?
- Remember this, Squidward?
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- Huh?
[groans]
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- Remember this, Squidward?
- [groans]
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- Remember this, Squidward?
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- Please, you got to help me.
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- Remember this, Squidward?
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- Oh, no. Not you. No, no.
[screams]
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- Friend-iversary.
Friend-iversary.
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- Happy friend-iversary.
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[thunder rumbles]
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- He remembers everything.
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Everything that happened.
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Even things that didn't happen.
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Maybe even things
that will happen.
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[gasps]
Things that will never happen.
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If he remembers it, it happens.
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Get ahold of yourself,
Squidward.
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[groans]
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There's got to be a way out.
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There's got to be
a way to erase...
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An eraser.
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I'll erase his memories of me.
[laughs]
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[evil laugh]
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There's only one more place
he keeps his memories.
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- [snores]
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- Erase me. Erase me.
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- Oh, Squidward,
let's be roommates
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and live together forever
and ever and ever.
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- SpongeBob?
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SpongeBob?
SpongeBob?
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SpongeBob?
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[clears throat]
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Good morning.
- Oh, good morning.
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You must be the new cashier.
Nice to meet you.
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- I can't believe it.
It worked.
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Uh, have we met before?
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- I don't think so.
Maybe we can chat later, huh?
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I'm kind of busy right now.
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- This is the best day
of my life.
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- Hmm, you seem weirdly happy
for some reason.
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What's going on?
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- Last night, I erased all of
SpongeBob's memories of me.
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Isn't that wonderful?
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- You what?
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Are you insane, man?
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[grumbles]
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- [gasps]
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- To keep Plankton from
scanning me mind,
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SpongeBob is the only one
who knows the combination
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to the secret formula safe.
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And because he never wanted
to forget it,
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ha attached it to a memory he
had with you, Mr. Squidward.
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I want you to un-erase
his memory right now.
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SpongeBob!
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- Yes, Mr. Krabs.
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- Spend the afternoon with
Mr. Squidward here.
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He's gonna share some
precious memories with you.
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- Oh, no thank you.
I don't know this guy.
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He's a stranger.
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Confidentially,
he looks a little boring.
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- You go with him.
That's an order.
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- Yes, sir.
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- [growls]
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- [nervous laugh]
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- So what are we doing now,
new guy?
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- We're going to recreate
your lost memories of me,
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so you can remember the
combination of Krabs' safe.
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- Huh, sounds crazy-pants,
but okay.
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- Just do what I tell you.
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- [screams]
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- Hmm?
- Mm-mm.
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- [groans]
- Mm-mm.
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Mm-mm.
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- [chuckles]
- [growls]
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- Huh?
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- Mm-mm.
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- [screams]
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- Hmm, mm-mm.
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- [monkey screech]
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- [groans]
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- [groans]
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- [monkey screech]
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- [screams]
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- [groans]
- Meh.
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- All right, if this doesn't
make you remember me
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then nothing will.
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- Nope, it's just
not ringing a...
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[bell dings]
Squidward.
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Squidward, I remember this.
I remember you.
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I remember the combination
to the safe.
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Hooray, hooray.
Hooray-ay-ay.
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- Yeah, that's great.
Just stop shaking the...
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[screams]
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[groans]
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- The combination is
three impacts to the right.
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- No, no, no, no.
[groans]
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My body.
- Five punchings to the left.
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- [groans]
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- Six stretched limbs
to the right.
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- [screams]
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[groans]
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- And 56 school children
to the left.
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- [screams]
- No, wait. That's not it.
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Oh, 57.
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Oh, Squidward, I remember.
I remember.
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You know, Squidward, there's
something else I remembered.
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Yesterday wasn't
our friend-iversary.
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It's today!
- No.
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No. No!
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- Happy friend-iversary.
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Or is it tomorrow?
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- Attention, everyone.
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Gather round for a free concert
of beautiful music.
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- Oh, a free concert.
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- Fantastic.
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- And a one, and a two...
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[plays clarinet]
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- [groans]
- Oh, get me out of here, Chad.
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♪ ♪
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- Oh, my ears are offended.
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♪ ♪
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- Oh, hey. Ow, ow, ow.
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♪ ♪
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- [screams]
- [screams]
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♪ ♪
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- Hey, hey, what's going on?
Put me down.
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Let go of my legs.
My clarinet.
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[screams]
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Philistines.
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- [baby cries]
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- [cries]
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♪ ♪
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- [cats hissing]
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♪ ♪
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- [groans]
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- One, more time.
[inhales]
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- Freeze, mister.
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- Put the clarinet down
nice and slow.
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- Who are you supposed to be?
The music police?
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- That's right, fella.
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And you are in violation of
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section four
of the symphony code.
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Reckless playing
of a reed instrument.
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- Your clarinet is officially
out of commission.
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- What the...
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Hey!
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- If you want that boot
off your clarinet,
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you'll have to undergo
mandatory music reeducation.
238
00:14:15,172 --> 00:14:18,241
- Oh, you got to be kidding me.
239
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Little Flipper Music Academy.
240
00:14:26,275 --> 00:14:30,275
Oh, no. I am not going
to any school for minnows.
241
00:14:30,344 --> 00:14:32,206
[groans]
242
00:14:37,034 --> 00:14:40,413
Hey, you can't degrade me
like this.
243
00:14:40,482 --> 00:14:42,344
- Yeah, that's what
they all say.
244
00:14:42,413 --> 00:14:45,000
- Calling Guard 38,
a drummer missed a beat
245
00:14:45,068 --> 00:14:47,275
at the jazz club on Bebop Way.
246
00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:49,275
- Let's rock and roll.
247
00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:57,344
- I wouldn't be caught dead
sitting in front of this class.
248
00:14:57,413 --> 00:15:00,965
They won't see me back here.
[laughs]
249
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,137
- Good morning, class.
250
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:06,206
Would everyone please
turn their chairs around?
251
00:15:06,275 --> 00:15:10,275
- Yes, Ms. Sturgeon.
- Huh? What?
252
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:12,655
Oh, for Neptune's sake.
253
00:15:12,724 --> 00:15:14,793
It looks like we have
a new student
254
00:15:14,862 --> 00:15:16,724
sitting right up front today.
255
00:15:16,793 --> 00:15:20,000
Will you stand and introduce
yourself to the class?
256
00:15:20,068 --> 00:15:22,482
- [sighs]
[clears throat]
257
00:15:22,551 --> 00:15:26,379
My name is Squidward Tentacles
and I've been playing clarinet
258
00:15:26,448 --> 00:15:29,103
longer than you all
have been alive.
259
00:15:29,172 --> 00:15:32,344
- And why are you here,
Mr. Tentacles?
260
00:15:32,413 --> 00:15:34,517
- Because of a court order.
261
00:15:34,586 --> 00:15:38,275
- Court order?
- Squidward got a court order.
262
00:15:38,344 --> 00:15:40,862
all: Squidward got
a court order.
263
00:15:40,931 --> 00:15:42,172
- Hey, stop it.
264
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,172
- Now, settle down, class.
265
00:15:44,241 --> 00:15:45,827
- [laughs]
- Oh, yes.
266
00:15:45,896 --> 00:15:50,344
We have one more new student
joining us today.
267
00:15:50,413 --> 00:15:52,655
- Hello.
I'm SpongeBob SquarePants
268
00:15:52,724 --> 00:15:55,551
and I'm really looking
forward...
269
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:59,896
Squidward, I didn't know you
were taking this class too.
270
00:15:59,965 --> 00:16:04,068
- [groans]
271
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:05,862
- Isn't this wonderful?
272
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,758
We're musical classmates.
273
00:16:07,827 --> 00:16:09,310
- Kill me now.
274
00:16:09,379 --> 00:16:12,241
- To begin, I would like
each of you to play
275
00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:14,551
your instrument to gauge
everyone's skill level.
276
00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:17,448
We'll go around the classroom
one by one.
277
00:16:17,517 --> 00:16:20,448
Fergus, would you start us off?
278
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,655
Good effort, Fergus.
Nellie.
279
00:16:32,827 --> 00:16:34,827
- [groans]
280
00:16:34,896 --> 00:16:37,862
- Interesting technique.
281
00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:41,482
Otto, would you play
a little on your key-tar?
282
00:16:44,310 --> 00:16:47,310
- [groans]
283
00:16:47,379 --> 00:16:50,965
- Hmm. Definitely room
for improvement.
284
00:16:51,034 --> 00:16:53,448
[laughs]
Student SquarePants,
285
00:16:53,517 --> 00:16:56,517
would you give us a taste
of your musical talents?
286
00:16:56,586 --> 00:16:58,344
- Certainly.
287
00:16:59,275 --> 00:17:02,275
[flute playing]
288
00:17:02,344 --> 00:17:09,586
♪ ♪
289
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,758
- [laughs]
- Whoa.
290
00:17:11,827 --> 00:17:15,896
[laughter]
291
00:17:15,965 --> 00:17:17,482
- [groans]
292
00:17:19,517 --> 00:17:22,275
[cheers and applause]
293
00:17:22,344 --> 00:17:25,931
- [groans]
[sighs]
294
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,517
- Excellent nose flute
technique, Mr. SquarePants.
295
00:17:29,586 --> 00:17:31,620
Now, it's time for
Mr. Tentacles
296
00:17:31,689 --> 00:17:34,931
to demonstrate
his musical abilities.
297
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,724
[groans]
298
00:17:37,793 --> 00:17:41,862
- Now, let me show you
how it's really done.
299
00:17:41,931 --> 00:17:44,103
[groans]
300
00:17:44,172 --> 00:17:46,275
- Whoo! Go, Squidward.
301
00:17:47,724 --> 00:17:51,241
- Brace yourselves for you
are about to witness
302
00:17:51,310 --> 00:17:55,655
a stroke of pure genius.
[inhales]
303
00:17:55,724 --> 00:17:58,655
[plays clarinet]
304
00:17:58,724 --> 00:18:05,689
♪ ♪
305
00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:11,000
- [chuckles]
It did sound like
306
00:18:11,068 --> 00:18:14,103
you had some kind of stroke.
307
00:18:14,172 --> 00:18:15,689
The clarinet may be too
308
00:18:15,758 --> 00:18:17,724
advanced for your level,
Mr. Tentacles.
309
00:18:17,793 --> 00:18:20,241
Perhaps you should try
a different instrument.
310
00:18:22,241 --> 00:18:26,896
[plays harmonica]
311
00:18:26,965 --> 00:18:30,793
[flute playing]
312
00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:33,724
[plays guitar]
313
00:18:33,793 --> 00:18:37,758
♪ ♪
314
00:18:37,827 --> 00:18:39,103
- Ow.
315
00:18:39,172 --> 00:18:45,000
♪ ♪
316
00:18:45,068 --> 00:18:46,172
Huh.
317
00:18:46,241 --> 00:18:53,310
♪ ♪
318
00:18:55,965 --> 00:18:59,068
- Uh, maybe you should just
work on your fingering.
319
00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:06,310
♪ ♪
320
00:19:23,137 --> 00:19:24,379
- That's it.
321
00:19:24,448 --> 00:19:26,379
I've had enough
of this nonsense.
322
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,965
[plays clarinet]
323
00:19:34,034 --> 00:19:40,862
♪ ♪
324
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:45,413
- Must pull music alarm.
325
00:19:45,482 --> 00:19:49,862
[alarm blaring]
326
00:19:49,931 --> 00:19:55,724
all: [screaming]
327
00:20:00,689 --> 00:20:02,379
- Squidward Tentacles,
328
00:20:02,448 --> 00:20:05,931
put down the clarinet before
someone's eardrums get hurt.
329
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,586
- Come and take it, copper.
330
00:20:22,241 --> 00:20:25,586
- He's getting too powerful.
What do we do now?
331
00:20:25,655 --> 00:20:29,931
- Send in the maestro.
332
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,896
[classical music]
333
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:39,793
♪ ♪
334
00:20:45,137 --> 00:20:47,689
- Huh?
[screams]
335
00:20:47,758 --> 00:20:50,482
[groans]
336
00:20:50,551 --> 00:20:54,103
- Fun's over, bad-toven.
- Huh?
337
00:20:54,172 --> 00:20:57,482
- Up top.
338
00:20:57,551 --> 00:20:59,448
- [chuckles]
- You won't be hurting
339
00:20:59,517 --> 00:21:01,448
anyone with this anymore.
340
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:11,241
Your villainous vibrato
days are over.
341
00:21:11,310 --> 00:21:13,689
- [whimpers]
342
00:21:13,758 --> 00:21:17,068
I'll never play music again.
343
00:21:17,137 --> 00:21:20,000
- Don't worry, Squidward.
You can take up a new hobby.
344
00:21:20,068 --> 00:21:22,896
Like lint sorting or
competitive thumb twiddling.
345
00:21:22,965 --> 00:21:25,724
Or...
- I don't have any thumbs.
346
00:21:25,793 --> 00:21:27,827
[cries]
- Ah.
347
00:21:27,896 --> 00:21:31,448
Go ahead and give
it a big blow, buddy.
348
00:21:31,517 --> 00:21:34,896
[horn playing]
349
00:21:34,965 --> 00:21:36,551
- That sound.
350
00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:39,379
♪ ♪
351
00:21:39,448 --> 00:21:43,689
- Positively angelic.
352
00:21:43,758 --> 00:21:45,827
- Keep going, Squidward.
353
00:21:45,896 --> 00:21:48,000
You finally found
your instrument.
354
00:21:48,068 --> 00:21:50,793
It was right in front
of your nose all along.
355
00:21:50,862 --> 00:21:53,241
In fact, it was your nose.
356
00:21:53,310 --> 00:21:54,655
- [inhales]
357
00:22:00,448 --> 00:22:02,344
[chuckles]
Excuse me.
358
00:22:02,413 --> 00:22:04,689
- I think we can all agree,
359
00:22:04,758 --> 00:22:09,379
Mr. Tentacles is the most
improved student in the class.
360
00:22:09,448 --> 00:22:12,517
[cheers]
361
00:22:12,586 --> 00:22:19,724
♪ ♪
362
00:22:21,448 --> 00:22:24,793
- What a talent.
- Encore. Encore.
363
00:22:24,862 --> 00:22:27,310
- Whoo. Way to go, Squidward.
364
00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:29,931
Encore. Encore.
- Encore.
365
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,620
[cheering]
366
00:22:31,689 --> 00:22:37,344
♪ ♪
367
00:22:37,413 --> 00:22:38,620
- Ow.
368
00:22:41,241 --> 00:22:44,137
[upbeat music]
369
00:22:44,206 --> 00:22:51,103
♪ ♪
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