Original subtitles

- Are you ready, kids?

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- ♪ Ohh... ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

- SpongeBob

SquarePants!

[laughing]

♪ ♪

[waves crashing]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[jaunty music]

[chatter] [all exclaim]

- I know exactly what I'm gonna eat today!

Wait, why did I come in here, again?

- Lemme guess-- - [shushing] Don't tell me.

- [groans]

- Hmm, starts with a K.

Uhh--

[electricity crackling]

- [sighs]

- [grunts]

- Uhh--

- [grunting]

- ♪ Throwin' patties on the grill ♪

♪ Juggling ingredients ♪ - Ow, ow!

♪ Trying not to spill ♪

♪ The grill aflame ♪ - [grunts]

- ♪ Work is a game ♪

♪ When I'm done, you'll have a bun ♪

♪ Full of yum, yum, yum ♪

[shimmering tone] - Huh?

Yes!

My plan is working perfectly.

Minus the third degree burns.

Ooh!

Ahh! - [vocalizing]

- [straining]

And now, for my clever escape.

- Hey! Where do you think you're going?

- Ahh! - Trying to sneak out

before the big delivery, huh?

No need to get cold feet, little patty.

You'll be very happy in your new home.

[alarm beeping] Oh, no!

I'm gonna be late for my delivery!

[vocalizing]

Whoop!

[heroic music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[humming]

Don't worry, little patty, you're almost home.

[wind gusts] Huh? Ohh!

Wait!

Whoa!

Ohh!

[thrilling music]

♪ ♪

Whoa!

Hey, something soft broke my fall.

Thanks, patty.

- [groans]

[various animal noises] Patty,

I don't think we're in Bikini Bottom anymore.

[bird screeches]

We must be lost in the deep Goo Sea.

I guess we'll miss the delivery.

I've let down poor, old Mr. Krabs.

Hey, where are you going?

- I'm just going to the, uh...

little patty's room?

- [laughs] Oh, why didn't you say so?

I'll discreetly turn around and give you a little privacy.

[giggles]

Hey, wait a minute.

I don't make little patties.

Nice try, Plankton.

- [chuckles]

[grunts]

- Get back here.

[struggling efforts]

Wait a minute, we're marooned!

- We have to make this patty last.

It's our only food until we're rescued.

- [straining]

So? What's your point?

- If we're gonna survive, we'll have to share.

- Huh, share?

You've got yourself a deal, big boy!

- Aww, put 'er there, pal.

Here, you can have the first bite.

Make it a small one.

- Don't mind if I do. [munches]

That's strange. [munches]

- Uh, Plankton?

- This patty tastes a little...angry.

- Plankton.

- [munching]

Whaa!

- Whoa-oh!

[straining]

Plankton! You're okay!

Oh, I thought I lost you.

- Uhh, SpongeBob?

- [roars]

[both exclaiming]

- Whoa!

Ahh!

Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

- [groans]

- Ahh! - [groans]

Enough!

- Sorry.

- [breathes deeply]

We have to start looking for shelter before it gets dark.

- What about Mr. Snake Monster?

Can he come stay with us?

- No.

- Sorry. I tried.

- [groans]

- [grunts] Not too shabby.

Yep.

- Plankton, could you move your leg over a little?

It's a bit cramped in here.

[both yelp] [crashing]

Hey, lucky these thorns broke our fall.

- Yeah, lucky me.

- Hey, this place looks pretty spacious.

We can really do a lot with this place.

Over there can be your room.

That could be my room.

Oh, it's a little dark back here, isn't it?

Hey, I can hear my echo. [voice echoing]

- Does it feel a little wet in here to you?

- Hey, look. I found a light switch.

[clicks] - [growling]

[both screaming]

- [roars]

- Oh, hey, Plankton.

- New plan.

Let's grab a bite to eat.

- Ooh, look! Bananers!

Hmm.

Gah. Wha!

- Finally, some grub!

- Let's eat.

- Mama!

both: Aww!

- [growling] - Gah!

- [roars]

- [chuckles]

Uhh.

[winces] Oh!

[slurping] [both groaning]

- [burps]

- Should we eat this rock?

- I'll eat anything.

[dramatic music]

- [roars]

[both scream]

- Ohh!

[both grunt]

- [growling]

[both scream]

- Ohh!

Leave us alone!

- [munches]

Hey!

both: Aha!

[light music]

♪ ♪

[all grunting happily]

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

[ding] - Mmm.

[laughs]

- [laughs]

[all munching happily]

- Hup! both: Ah!

- Hup! - Yeah!

Great work out there today.

Ohh, it's just not the same without you.

- [sighs]

It's just not the same without you.

SpongeBob? - Yes, Plankton?

- Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

- Yep, I can't decide either.

Do the company sports jerseys look better in beige or green?

- No, you imbecile.

It's time for us to am-scray and get back home

without the monsters noticing.

- [whimpering]

They're watching us everywhere, Plankton.

Run for it!

[both panting]

Yah! Nose dive!

both: Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[both screaming] - Too many monsters!

Ahh!

[all roar]

- SpongeBob, I have an idea.

Follow my lead.

All right, monsters.

We'll go back to work and whip up some nice coconut patties.

In fact, we have a big, delicious surprise for you.

You just have to close your eyes.

[all grunting]

Good! Now stick your fingers in your ears and sing,

♪ La la la la la la la ♪

all: ♪ La la la la la la la ♪

- Now, run!

both: Whoa!

- Yeah!

[all roaring]

- Ahh.

- Goodbye, friends who kept us captive

by threatening to eat us!

Great thinking back there, Plankton.

How about we celebrate our victory?

both: Cheers! [slurping]

Hm, wait. Why are we heading back to the island?

- I think the island is heading back to us.

- Uh-oh.

[roars]

- Ahh!

- [grunting]

[rumbling]

[all exclaiming] - Comin' through!

- Hm? - Ahh!

- [screams]

- Ohh!

- Hm? Phew.

[heavy stomping]

[screams]

- That was a close one.

[both scream]

- You're late, SpongeBob.

Where have you been the last six years?

- [blubbers, gasps]

Mr. Krabs!

- [sighs] Well, it was nice while it lasted.

- [groans]

[rumbling]

- It's an earthquake! Run for your lives!

- Ahh!

- Ahh! Oh, ohh!

- No! Not me restaurant!

- [burps]

[munches happily]

[all exclaim]

- I know what I want to eat today!

I'll have one coco patty.

- Comin' right up, for a nominal service charge.

- [giggles] All's well that ends well, eh, Plankton?

[gasps] Oh, no!

Where's Plankton?

[light music]

♪ ♪

- Rawr, rawr, we're alone at last.

Muah.

[fizzing]

[light music]

♪ ♪

- Good morning, Patrick.

[rings bell]

- Hup! Good morning, SpongeBob!

- Wanna go for a bike ride through jellyfish fields?

- You bet your square pants I do!

[grunts]

[laughs] Oh, I love bike riding.

[giggling]

[brakes screech]

[grunts]

I forgot I don't have a bike.

- No problem. I have a spare.

Hmm. Uh-oh.

Hold on, it'll just take me a minute to find it.

Hm!

[grunting]

Sorry, Patrick, I just can't seem to...

- [meows]

- Find it.

- [laughs]

Check out this sweet ride!

- Thanks Gare Bear.

- [meows]

- Eee!

[grunts]

[straining]

Come on, SpongeBob! Follow me!

[grunts]

Oh, yeah. I don't know how to ride a bike.

[cries]

I guess I can't go bike riding with you, SpongeBob!

- Now, don't you worry your pretty, pink, pointy head.

I can teach you how to be an expert bicyclist.

- Oh, nice! [laughs]

I'm gonna be an icicle mist!

- Lesson one: How to properly sit on a bike.

Face forward,

arms parallel but loose,

both feet placed firmly on the sand.

- Uh, okay, then.

Uh, here I go.

- Turn around.

Other side. - [struggling efforts]

- Uh-- - Ahh!

- But not quite.

Okay, uh, gettin' there.

- [muffled] How's this?

[gears squeaking]

- Uh, maybe we need a more hands-on approach.

Handlebars grasped firmly,

tushy planted, feet stable,

and ta-da!

- [laughs] I did it!

- Don't worry, you just need to get the hang of it.

- [grunts]

- Yeah, almost got it.

- Ah!

- Nearly there.

[straining]

Close.

[screams, whimpers]

You know, Patrick,

I think you have gravity trouble.

- I don't know what you're talkin' about.

- Uh-huh.

Those should keep you upright.

[grunts]

Maybe some training wheels.

[grunting]

- [giggling]

That'll make you a little more stable.

- [scoffs] That's what my psychiatrist says.

- Hm. Uh! - [grunts]

- [grunts] Yah.

- Ooh, ah.

Yow! Uh!

- [grunting]

Haa!

- Whoa!

Ay! - Ah! Ehh!

[crashing] Oyy.

- Ohh! [groans]

- Hmm. Time to check under the hood.

- [whimpering]

- Whoa, just as I thought.

Your brain's a bit unbalanced.

- [babbling]

Doy! Uhh!

Ohh. Ohh!

Ah-whoo-hoo!

- Now give it a try.

- [grunting]

Rah-hoo-hoo!

- I think someone's ready to pedal!

- I think so, too! [laughs]

Who? - That's it.

Now, pedal nice and easy.

- [giggles]

And don't you let go!

- Don't worry, buddy. I won't take my hands off this bike.

I promise. - [giggles]

I'm doing it! [laughs]

Hey!

Huh?

- I didn't let go!

- Ohh! [screams]

- You need something to help you focus.

- Way ahead of ya.

Mmm.

Ooh, hello. [laughs]

- Yeah, it's working, Patrick!

You're doing great! - Ohh!

[munches happily]

Huh?

[screams]

- For now, just observe me.

Take a closer look and see how it's done.

[grunting]

- [laughs]

- [straining]

- [laughs]

- Ahh!

- [laughs]

- Watch my feet, and do what I do.

- Ooh.

[giggling]

- That's it. Now you're getting it.

Now pedal just a little bit faster.

- Faster?

Oh, ohh.

[both screaming]

- Oh, a little too fast there, Patrick.

Just relax.

- I'm relaxed!

[both scream]

- [sighs] I'm so happy

we have some time to ourselves, Puffykins.

- Without any interruptions from--

[both screaming]

- Look out!

- Sponge!

- Bob!

[both scream]

[screaming] [explosion booms]

- [whimpering] - What in the name

of all that's salty are you two dipsy doodles--

- Squidward. - What?

- Squidward!

- ♪ La da dee la da dum ♪

[tires screeching] [screams]

[explosion booms]

- [groaning]

Of course.

[all exclaiming]

[children playing]

[screams approaching]

- Ahh! [all exclaiming]

- [whimpers] - Hi, Mrs. Puff.

- Hello, SpongeBob.

- You know, I'm having a little trouble

trying to teach Patrick how to ride a bicycle.

Have you ever had trouble teaching a student, Mrs. Puff?

- [groans]

- Ehh. - [sighs]

Some people are just unteachable.

- [screams]

[all exclaim]

[explosion booms]

[all groaning] [children laughing]

- [yelps]

- Unteachable?

Unteach! That's it!

[giggles] - [groans]

- Thanks, Mrs. Puff!

- We're having our next date at home.

- You know what your problem is, Patrick?

Your brain is just too full of unimportant knowledge.

- Yeah, it is pretty jam-packed.

Or is it packed with jam?

[munches]

- We need to make some room in your head for bike riding.

Let's see. Do you remember how to brush your teeth?

- Of course.

I even know how to comb my teeth.

[laughs]

[screeching]

Uh! [blabbering]

- Well, now you don't.

- Whoo-hoo! Uh!

- How to watch TV? Nah, not important.

- Dah!

- Put on your pants? Overrated.

- Uh! - Family? Ehh.

Unnecessary.

- Uhh--

- Patrick, what is your name?

- Who is I?

- Ooh, I think someone's finally ready

to ride a bicycle!

[thrilling music]

♪ ♪

[explosion booms]

[eerie tone]

♪ ♪

[horn squeaks]

- All right, Patrick, you're ready.

There's just one more thing to remember--

have fun.

- [blubbering]

I have no knowledge of bike riding.

- Huh? Patrick, get off that bike before it's too late!

- Don't worry, SpongeBob.

It's just Bread Man's Hill. - [bird caws]

- That's not Bread Man's Hill,

it's Dead Man's Hill!

- Wha--is that worse?

It sounds worse.

It is worse!

Ohh no!

Whoa!

Yah! - [growling]

- Huh. Whoa!

[evil laughter]

- SpongeBob, I'm doing it!

[laughs] I'm bicycling!

[panting]

[brakes screech]

[all cheering] [giggles]

[triumphant music]

♪ ♪

[crowd cheering]

- Ahh!

- [screaming]

[crashing]

- [sighs]

[horse neighing]

[camera shutter clicks]

♪ ♪

[alarm bell blaring]

- [grunting]

- Uh!

[straining effort]

- Uh!

- In honor of becoming the greatest bicyclist

who has ever lived, I present you the key

to Bikini Bottom. - Ah.

- Oh, and the lock!

[all chanting] Patrick! Patrick! Patrick!

Patrick! Patrick!

- Patrick?

Oh, thank Neptune you're okay.

- Of course I'm okay.

I'm an expert bicyclist now.

- Patrick, you crashed all the way down Dead Man's Hill.

- Hmm.

[screaming]

[crashing] [grunting]

- You've been in a coma for six weeks.

- Whoa! [laughs]

A new personal best.

- Sorry I couldn't teach you how to ride a bike, Patrick.

- Who needs a dumb bike?

I am a bike! [laughs]

Hop on, buddy!

Let's roll!

[tires screeching] [both laughing]

- Whee!

Ohh!

- Ahh! - [laughs]

- Ahh-- - Look out!

[all cheering] - [straining]

[both laughing]

both: Whoo!

[explosion booms]

- Huh. I don't know how to ride a Patrick.

[light music]

♪ ♪