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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,137 --> 00:00:08,482 - Are you ready, kids? 2 00:00:08,551 --> 00:00:10,103 all: Aye, aye, Captain! 3 00:00:10,172 --> 00:00:11,620 - I can't hear you. 4 00:00:11,689 --> 00:00:13,724 all: Aye, aye, Captain! 5 00:00:13,793 --> 00:00:16,724 - ♪ Ohh... ♪ 6 00:00:16,793 --> 00:00:18,758 ♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪ 7 00:00:18,827 --> 00:00:20,827 all: SpongeBob SquarePants! 8 00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:22,655 - ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪ 9 00:00:22,724 --> 00:00:24,586 all: SpongeBob SquarePants! 10 00:00:24,655 --> 00:00:26,793 - ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪ 11 00:00:26,862 --> 00:00:28,862 all: SpongeBob SquarePants! 12 00:00:28,931 --> 00:00:30,758 - ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪ 13 00:00:30,827 --> 00:00:32,758 all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready? 14 00:00:32,827 --> 00:00:34,551 all: SpongeBob SquarePants! 15 00:00:34,620 --> 00:00:36,862 SpongeBob SquarePants! 16 00:00:36,931 --> 00:00:38,793 SpongeBob SquarePants! 17 00:00:38,862 --> 00:00:40,103 - SpongeBob 18 00:00:40,172 --> 00:00:41,965 SquarePants! 19 00:00:42,034 --> 00:00:44,689 [laughing] 20 00:00:44,758 --> 00:00:47,000 ♪ ♪ 21 00:00:47,068 --> 00:00:48,689 [waves crashing] 22 00:00:50,758 --> 00:00:53,689 [dramatic music] 23 00:00:53,758 --> 00:00:59,758 ♪ ♪ 24 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,965 [jaunty music] 25 00:01:03,034 --> 00:01:04,758 [chatter] [all exclaim] 26 00:01:04,827 --> 00:01:08,551 - I know exactly what I'm gonna eat today! 27 00:01:10,310 --> 00:01:13,689 Wait, why did I come in here, again? 28 00:01:13,758 --> 00:01:16,758 - Lemme guess-- - [shushing] Don't tell me. 29 00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:17,896 - [groans] 30 00:01:17,965 --> 00:01:21,758 - Hmm, starts with a K. 31 00:01:21,827 --> 00:01:23,344 Uhh-- 32 00:01:23,413 --> 00:01:24,931 [electricity crackling] 33 00:01:26,310 --> 00:01:27,551 - [sighs] 34 00:01:31,413 --> 00:01:33,310 - [grunts] 35 00:01:33,379 --> 00:01:35,241 - Uhh-- 36 00:01:36,344 --> 00:01:37,793 - [grunting] 37 00:01:37,862 --> 00:01:39,827 - ♪ Throwin' patties on the grill ♪ 38 00:01:39,896 --> 00:01:41,034 ♪ Juggling ingredients ♪ - Ow, ow! 39 00:01:41,103 --> 00:01:42,241 ♪ Trying not to spill ♪ 40 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:43,310 ♪ The grill aflame ♪ - [grunts] 41 00:01:43,379 --> 00:01:44,551 - ♪ Work is a game ♪ 42 00:01:44,620 --> 00:01:46,034 ♪ When I'm done, you'll have a bun ♪ 43 00:01:46,103 --> 00:01:47,241 ♪ Full of yum, yum, yum ♪ 44 00:01:47,310 --> 00:01:50,172 [shimmering tone] - Huh? 45 00:01:50,241 --> 00:01:51,551 Yes! 46 00:01:51,620 --> 00:01:54,517 My plan is working perfectly. 47 00:01:54,586 --> 00:01:56,241 Minus the third degree burns. 48 00:01:56,310 --> 00:01:57,344 Ooh! 49 00:01:57,413 --> 00:02:00,931 Ahh! - [vocalizing] 50 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,413 - [straining] 51 00:02:03,482 --> 00:02:05,482 And now, for my clever escape. 52 00:02:05,551 --> 00:02:07,275 - Hey! Where do you think you're going? 53 00:02:07,344 --> 00:02:08,448 - Ahh! - Trying to sneak out 54 00:02:08,517 --> 00:02:10,000 before the big delivery, huh? 55 00:02:10,068 --> 00:02:12,206 No need to get cold feet, little patty. 56 00:02:12,275 --> 00:02:14,103 You'll be very happy in your new home. 57 00:02:14,172 --> 00:02:15,310 [alarm beeping] Oh, no! 58 00:02:15,379 --> 00:02:16,862 I'm gonna be late for my delivery! 59 00:02:16,931 --> 00:02:18,793 [vocalizing] 60 00:02:18,862 --> 00:02:19,827 Whoop! 61 00:02:19,896 --> 00:02:22,793 [heroic music] 62 00:02:22,862 --> 00:02:29,793 ♪ ♪ 63 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:38,241 ♪ ♪ 64 00:02:38,310 --> 00:02:39,758 [humming] 65 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:42,655 Don't worry, little patty, you're almost home. 66 00:02:42,724 --> 00:02:44,689 [wind gusts] Huh? Ohh! 67 00:02:44,758 --> 00:02:46,000 Wait! 68 00:02:47,310 --> 00:02:48,620 Whoa! 69 00:02:48,689 --> 00:02:50,551 Ohh! 70 00:02:50,620 --> 00:02:53,482 [thrilling music] 71 00:02:53,551 --> 00:02:58,206 ♪ ♪ 72 00:02:58,275 --> 00:02:59,965 Whoa! 73 00:03:00,034 --> 00:03:02,517 Hey, something soft broke my fall. 74 00:03:02,586 --> 00:03:03,931 Thanks, patty. 75 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,689 - [groans] 76 00:03:05,758 --> 00:03:07,551 [various animal noises] Patty, 77 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:10,103 I don't think we're in Bikini Bottom anymore. 78 00:03:10,172 --> 00:03:12,172 [bird screeches] 79 00:03:12,724 --> 00:03:15,379 We must be lost in the deep Goo Sea. 80 00:03:15,448 --> 00:03:17,620 I guess we'll miss the delivery. 81 00:03:17,689 --> 00:03:20,689 I've let down poor, old Mr. Krabs. 82 00:03:20,758 --> 00:03:22,241 Hey, where are you going? 83 00:03:22,310 --> 00:03:24,551 - I'm just going to the, uh... 84 00:03:24,620 --> 00:03:25,965 little patty's room? 85 00:03:26,034 --> 00:03:28,724 - [laughs] Oh, why didn't you say so? 86 00:03:28,793 --> 00:03:32,724 I'll discreetly turn around and give you a little privacy. 87 00:03:32,793 --> 00:03:33,896 [giggles] 88 00:03:33,965 --> 00:03:35,103 Hey, wait a minute. 89 00:03:35,172 --> 00:03:37,034 I don't make little patties. 90 00:03:38,275 --> 00:03:40,379 Nice try, Plankton. 91 00:03:40,448 --> 00:03:41,689 - [chuckles] 92 00:03:41,758 --> 00:03:42,482 [grunts] 93 00:03:42,551 --> 00:03:44,103 - Get back here. 94 00:03:44,172 --> 00:03:47,689 [struggling efforts] 95 00:03:48,275 --> 00:03:50,137 Wait a minute, we're marooned! 96 00:03:50,206 --> 00:03:52,103 - We have to make this patty last. 97 00:03:52,172 --> 00:03:54,931 It's our only food until we're rescued. 98 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,206 - [straining] 99 00:03:56,275 --> 00:03:58,034 So? What's your point? 100 00:03:58,103 --> 00:04:01,344 - If we're gonna survive, we'll have to share. 101 00:04:01,413 --> 00:04:03,862 - Huh, share? 102 00:04:03,931 --> 00:04:07,137 You've got yourself a deal, big boy! 103 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:09,379 - Aww, put 'er there, pal. 104 00:04:09,448 --> 00:04:11,275 Here, you can have the first bite. 105 00:04:11,344 --> 00:04:12,689 Make it a small one. 106 00:04:12,758 --> 00:04:16,482 - Don't mind if I do. [munches] 107 00:04:16,551 --> 00:04:19,241 That's strange. [munches] 108 00:04:19,310 --> 00:04:21,344 - Uh, Plankton? 109 00:04:21,413 --> 00:04:24,241 - This patty tastes a little...angry. 110 00:04:24,310 --> 00:04:25,241 - Plankton. 111 00:04:25,310 --> 00:04:26,793 - [munching] 112 00:04:28,103 --> 00:04:30,034 Whaa! 113 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,551 - Whoa-oh! 114 00:04:31,620 --> 00:04:33,655 [straining] 115 00:04:37,379 --> 00:04:39,241 Plankton! You're okay! 116 00:04:39,310 --> 00:04:41,344 Oh, I thought I lost you. 117 00:04:41,413 --> 00:04:43,310 - Uhh, SpongeBob? 118 00:04:43,379 --> 00:04:44,413 - [roars] 119 00:04:44,482 --> 00:04:48,172 [both exclaiming] 120 00:04:50,172 --> 00:04:52,034 - Whoa! 121 00:04:52,103 --> 00:04:54,275 Ahh! 122 00:04:54,344 --> 00:04:57,586 Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! 123 00:04:58,241 --> 00:05:00,137 - [groans] 124 00:05:00,206 --> 00:05:04,379 - Ahh! - [groans] 125 00:05:04,448 --> 00:05:05,965 Enough! 126 00:05:06,034 --> 00:05:07,482 - Sorry. 127 00:05:07,551 --> 00:05:09,137 - [breathes deeply] 128 00:05:09,206 --> 00:05:12,413 We have to start looking for shelter before it gets dark. 129 00:05:12,482 --> 00:05:14,241 - What about Mr. Snake Monster? 130 00:05:14,310 --> 00:05:15,896 Can he come stay with us? 131 00:05:15,965 --> 00:05:17,275 - No. 132 00:05:17,344 --> 00:05:19,103 - Sorry. I tried. 133 00:05:19,172 --> 00:05:20,517 - [groans] 134 00:05:22,310 --> 00:05:25,241 - [grunts] Not too shabby. 135 00:05:25,310 --> 00:05:26,689 Yep. 136 00:05:29,103 --> 00:05:31,482 - Plankton, could you move your leg over a little? 137 00:05:31,551 --> 00:05:33,551 It's a bit cramped in here. 138 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,000 [both yelp] [crashing] 139 00:05:37,068 --> 00:05:40,517 Hey, lucky these thorns broke our fall. 140 00:05:40,586 --> 00:05:42,896 - Yeah, lucky me. 141 00:05:46,034 --> 00:05:48,827 - Hey, this place looks pretty spacious. 142 00:05:48,896 --> 00:05:51,206 We can really do a lot with this place. 143 00:05:51,275 --> 00:05:52,586 Over there can be your room. 144 00:05:52,655 --> 00:05:54,206 That could be my room. 145 00:05:54,275 --> 00:05:56,448 Oh, it's a little dark back here, isn't it? 146 00:05:56,517 --> 00:05:58,103 Hey, I can hear my echo. [voice echoing] 147 00:05:58,172 --> 00:06:01,620 - Does it feel a little wet in here to you? 148 00:06:01,689 --> 00:06:03,413 - Hey, look. I found a light switch. 149 00:06:03,482 --> 00:06:06,413 [clicks] - [growling] 150 00:06:06,482 --> 00:06:08,206 [both screaming] 151 00:06:08,275 --> 00:06:09,758 - [roars] 152 00:06:12,241 --> 00:06:13,620 - Oh, hey, Plankton. 153 00:06:14,482 --> 00:06:15,689 - New plan. 154 00:06:15,758 --> 00:06:17,310 Let's grab a bite to eat. 155 00:06:19,827 --> 00:06:22,931 - Ooh, look! Bananers! 156 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,034 Hmm. 157 00:06:24,103 --> 00:06:25,620 Gah. Wha! 158 00:06:27,241 --> 00:06:29,310 - Finally, some grub! 159 00:06:29,379 --> 00:06:31,206 - Let's eat. 160 00:06:31,275 --> 00:06:33,275 - Mama! 161 00:06:33,344 --> 00:06:34,517 both: Aww! 162 00:06:34,586 --> 00:06:35,931 - [growling] - Gah! 163 00:06:37,310 --> 00:06:39,724 - [roars] 164 00:06:39,793 --> 00:06:41,896 - [chuckles] 165 00:06:41,965 --> 00:06:43,448 Uhh. 166 00:06:43,517 --> 00:06:45,137 [winces] Oh! 167 00:06:49,689 --> 00:06:52,551 [slurping] [both groaning] 168 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:54,034 - [burps] 169 00:06:56,862 --> 00:06:58,620 - Should we eat this rock? 170 00:06:58,689 --> 00:07:00,310 - I'll eat anything. 171 00:07:03,758 --> 00:07:06,689 [dramatic music] 172 00:07:06,758 --> 00:07:08,206 - [roars] 173 00:07:08,275 --> 00:07:10,000 [both scream] 174 00:07:10,068 --> 00:07:11,137 - Ohh! 175 00:07:11,206 --> 00:07:12,206 [both grunt] 176 00:07:12,275 --> 00:07:13,275 - [growling] 177 00:07:13,344 --> 00:07:16,241 [both scream] 178 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:17,310 - Ohh! 179 00:07:17,379 --> 00:07:19,758 Leave us alone! 180 00:07:19,827 --> 00:07:22,275 - [munches] 181 00:07:22,344 --> 00:07:23,965 Hey! 182 00:07:24,827 --> 00:07:26,344 both: Aha! 183 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:29,310 [light music] 184 00:07:29,379 --> 00:07:30,931 ♪ ♪ 185 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,793 [all grunting happily] 186 00:07:34,275 --> 00:07:41,172 ♪ ♪ 187 00:07:44,482 --> 00:07:46,482 - [laughs] 188 00:07:46,551 --> 00:07:49,068 [ding] - Mmm. 189 00:07:50,310 --> 00:07:51,793 [laughs] 190 00:07:53,310 --> 00:07:55,931 - [laughs] 191 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,379 [all munching happily] 192 00:08:00,620 --> 00:08:02,275 - Hup! both: Ah! 193 00:08:02,344 --> 00:08:04,068 - Hup! - Yeah! 194 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,793 Great work out there today. 195 00:08:09,103 --> 00:08:12,793 Ohh, it's just not the same without you. 196 00:08:14,275 --> 00:08:15,275 - [sighs] 197 00:08:15,344 --> 00:08:18,137 It's just not the same without you. 198 00:08:19,965 --> 00:08:22,241 SpongeBob? - Yes, Plankton? 199 00:08:22,310 --> 00:08:24,517 - Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? 200 00:08:24,586 --> 00:08:26,379 - Yep, I can't decide either. 201 00:08:26,448 --> 00:08:29,758 Do the company sports jerseys look better in beige or green? 202 00:08:29,827 --> 00:08:31,482 - No, you imbecile. 203 00:08:31,551 --> 00:08:33,931 It's time for us to am-scray and get back home 204 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,000 without the monsters noticing. 205 00:08:36,965 --> 00:08:40,275 - [whimpering] 206 00:08:40,344 --> 00:08:42,413 They're watching us everywhere, Plankton. 207 00:08:42,482 --> 00:08:43,896 Run for it! 208 00:08:43,965 --> 00:08:46,379 [both panting] 209 00:08:46,448 --> 00:08:48,517 Yah! Nose dive! 210 00:08:48,586 --> 00:08:51,689 both: Whoa, whoa, whoa! 211 00:08:51,758 --> 00:08:55,275 [both screaming] - Too many monsters! 212 00:08:55,344 --> 00:08:56,965 Ahh! 213 00:08:59,379 --> 00:09:00,793 [all roar] 214 00:09:02,034 --> 00:09:04,689 - SpongeBob, I have an idea. 215 00:09:04,758 --> 00:09:06,413 Follow my lead. 216 00:09:06,482 --> 00:09:08,448 All right, monsters. 217 00:09:08,517 --> 00:09:12,758 We'll go back to work and whip up some nice coconut patties. 218 00:09:12,827 --> 00:09:17,275 In fact, we have a big, delicious surprise for you. 219 00:09:17,344 --> 00:09:19,551 You just have to close your eyes. 220 00:09:19,620 --> 00:09:22,689 [all grunting] 221 00:09:22,758 --> 00:09:26,344 Good! Now stick your fingers in your ears and sing, 222 00:09:26,413 --> 00:09:29,034 ♪ La la la la la la la ♪ 223 00:09:29,103 --> 00:09:31,448 all: ♪ La la la la la la la ♪ 224 00:09:31,517 --> 00:09:34,827 - Now, run! 225 00:09:34,896 --> 00:09:36,620 both: Whoa! 226 00:09:36,689 --> 00:09:37,965 - Yeah! 227 00:09:38,034 --> 00:09:41,517 [all roaring] 228 00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:49,827 - Ahh. 229 00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:53,413 - Goodbye, friends who kept us captive 230 00:09:53,482 --> 00:09:55,137 by threatening to eat us! 231 00:09:55,206 --> 00:09:56,862 Great thinking back there, Plankton. 232 00:09:56,931 --> 00:09:59,689 How about we celebrate our victory? 233 00:09:59,758 --> 00:10:02,034 both: Cheers! [slurping] 234 00:10:02,103 --> 00:10:06,068 Hm, wait. Why are we heading back to the island? 235 00:10:06,137 --> 00:10:10,103 - I think the island is heading back to us. 236 00:10:10,172 --> 00:10:11,172 - Uh-oh. 237 00:10:12,724 --> 00:10:13,655 [roars] 238 00:10:13,724 --> 00:10:16,241 - Ahh! 239 00:10:16,310 --> 00:10:18,689 - [grunting] 240 00:10:18,758 --> 00:10:21,034 [rumbling] 241 00:10:22,931 --> 00:10:24,551 [all exclaiming] - Comin' through! 242 00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:26,896 - Hm? - Ahh! 243 00:10:26,965 --> 00:10:28,620 - [screams] 244 00:10:28,689 --> 00:10:30,379 - Ohh! 245 00:10:30,448 --> 00:10:32,413 - Hm? Phew. 246 00:10:32,482 --> 00:10:35,655 [heavy stomping] 247 00:10:35,724 --> 00:10:37,000 [screams] 248 00:10:38,827 --> 00:10:40,448 - That was a close one. 249 00:10:40,517 --> 00:10:43,241 [both scream] 250 00:10:45,517 --> 00:10:47,241 - You're late, SpongeBob. 251 00:10:47,310 --> 00:10:49,413 Where have you been the last six years? 252 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,689 - [blubbers, gasps] 253 00:10:50,758 --> 00:10:52,310 Mr. Krabs! 254 00:10:52,379 --> 00:10:56,000 - [sighs] Well, it was nice while it lasted. 255 00:10:56,620 --> 00:10:57,827 - [groans] 256 00:10:57,896 --> 00:10:59,310 [rumbling] 257 00:10:59,379 --> 00:11:02,310 - It's an earthquake! Run for your lives! 258 00:11:02,379 --> 00:11:03,379 - Ahh! 259 00:11:03,448 --> 00:11:06,896 - Ahh! Oh, ohh! 260 00:11:06,965 --> 00:11:09,103 - No! Not me restaurant! 261 00:11:10,310 --> 00:11:12,000 - [burps] 262 00:11:12,689 --> 00:11:14,241 [munches happily] 263 00:11:15,965 --> 00:11:17,896 [all exclaim] 264 00:11:17,965 --> 00:11:19,965 - I know what I want to eat today! 265 00:11:20,034 --> 00:11:22,689 I'll have one coco patty. 266 00:11:22,758 --> 00:11:25,517 - Comin' right up, for a nominal service charge. 267 00:11:25,586 --> 00:11:28,793 - [giggles] All's well that ends well, eh, Plankton? 268 00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:30,379 [gasps] Oh, no! 269 00:11:30,448 --> 00:11:31,586 Where's Plankton? 270 00:11:31,655 --> 00:11:34,586 [light music] 271 00:11:34,655 --> 00:11:36,965 ♪ ♪ 272 00:11:37,034 --> 00:11:41,344 - Rawr, rawr, we're alone at last. 273 00:11:41,413 --> 00:11:43,206 Muah. 274 00:11:43,275 --> 00:11:44,862 [fizzing] 275 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,793 [light music] 276 00:11:53,862 --> 00:11:59,448 ♪ ♪ 277 00:12:01,103 --> 00:12:02,896 - Good morning, Patrick. 278 00:12:02,965 --> 00:12:04,655 [rings bell] 279 00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:08,172 - Hup! Good morning, SpongeBob! 280 00:12:08,241 --> 00:12:10,448 - Wanna go for a bike ride through jellyfish fields? 281 00:12:10,517 --> 00:12:12,620 - You bet your square pants I do! 282 00:12:12,689 --> 00:12:14,137 [grunts] 283 00:12:14,206 --> 00:12:16,310 [laughs] Oh, I love bike riding. 284 00:12:16,379 --> 00:12:18,965 [giggling] 285 00:12:19,034 --> 00:12:21,241 [brakes screech] 286 00:12:21,310 --> 00:12:22,206 [grunts] 287 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,482 I forgot I don't have a bike. 288 00:12:24,551 --> 00:12:26,482 - No problem. I have a spare. 289 00:12:27,965 --> 00:12:30,517 Hmm. Uh-oh. 290 00:12:30,586 --> 00:12:32,620 Hold on, it'll just take me a minute to find it. 291 00:12:32,689 --> 00:12:34,551 Hm! 292 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,448 [grunting] 293 00:12:36,517 --> 00:12:38,793 Sorry, Patrick, I just can't seem to... 294 00:12:38,862 --> 00:12:40,482 - [meows] 295 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:41,482 - Find it. 296 00:12:41,551 --> 00:12:43,862 - [laughs] 297 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:47,172 Check out this sweet ride! 298 00:12:48,137 --> 00:12:49,517 - Thanks Gare Bear. 299 00:12:49,586 --> 00:12:50,931 - [meows] 300 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,275 - Eee! 301 00:12:53,758 --> 00:12:54,724 [grunts] 302 00:12:54,793 --> 00:12:56,931 [straining] 303 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,793 Come on, SpongeBob! Follow me! 304 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:02,000 [grunts] 305 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:06,896 Oh, yeah. I don't know how to ride a bike. 306 00:13:06,965 --> 00:13:09,551 [cries] 307 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:15,344 I guess I can't go bike riding with you, SpongeBob! 308 00:13:15,413 --> 00:13:18,551 - Now, don't you worry your pretty, pink, pointy head. 309 00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:21,931 I can teach you how to be an expert bicyclist. 310 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,310 - Oh, nice! [laughs] 311 00:13:24,379 --> 00:13:28,655 I'm gonna be an icicle mist! 312 00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:31,586 - Lesson one: How to properly sit on a bike. 313 00:13:31,655 --> 00:13:33,068 Face forward, 314 00:13:33,137 --> 00:13:36,034 arms parallel but loose, 315 00:13:36,103 --> 00:13:38,482 both feet placed firmly on the sand. 316 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,448 - Uh, okay, then. 317 00:13:40,517 --> 00:13:41,862 Uh, here I go. 318 00:13:41,931 --> 00:13:43,137 - Turn around. 319 00:13:43,206 --> 00:13:44,241 Other side. - [struggling efforts] 320 00:13:44,310 --> 00:13:45,448 - Uh-- - Ahh! 321 00:13:45,517 --> 00:13:46,689 - But not quite. 322 00:13:46,758 --> 00:13:48,034 Okay, uh, gettin' there. 323 00:13:48,103 --> 00:13:49,482 - [muffled] How's this? 324 00:13:49,551 --> 00:13:52,517 [gears squeaking] 325 00:13:52,586 --> 00:13:56,206 - Uh, maybe we need a more hands-on approach. 326 00:13:56,275 --> 00:13:58,137 Handlebars grasped firmly, 327 00:13:58,206 --> 00:14:00,482 tushy planted, feet stable, 328 00:14:00,551 --> 00:14:01,896 and ta-da! 329 00:14:01,965 --> 00:14:04,206 - [laughs] I did it! 330 00:14:05,034 --> 00:14:07,689 - Don't worry, you just need to get the hang of it. 331 00:14:07,758 --> 00:14:08,896 - [grunts] 332 00:14:08,965 --> 00:14:10,758 - Yeah, almost got it. 333 00:14:11,862 --> 00:14:13,034 - Ah! 334 00:14:13,931 --> 00:14:15,103 - Nearly there. 335 00:14:15,172 --> 00:14:16,551 [straining] 336 00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:17,586 Close. 337 00:14:18,862 --> 00:14:20,758 [screams, whimpers] 338 00:14:21,655 --> 00:14:22,620 You know, Patrick, 339 00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:25,379 I think you have gravity trouble. 340 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,655 - I don't know what you're talkin' about. 341 00:14:27,724 --> 00:14:29,172 - Uh-huh. 342 00:14:29,241 --> 00:14:30,724 Those should keep you upright. 343 00:14:33,103 --> 00:14:34,448 [grunts] 344 00:14:34,517 --> 00:14:36,413 Maybe some training wheels. 345 00:14:36,482 --> 00:14:38,551 [grunting] 346 00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:40,068 - [giggling] 347 00:14:40,137 --> 00:14:42,137 That'll make you a little more stable. 348 00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:45,655 - [scoffs] That's what my psychiatrist says. 349 00:14:46,689 --> 00:14:49,000 - Hm. Uh! - [grunts] 350 00:14:49,068 --> 00:14:50,758 - [grunts] Yah. 351 00:14:50,827 --> 00:14:52,344 - Ooh, ah. 352 00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:53,827 Yow! Uh! 353 00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:54,896 - [grunting] 354 00:14:54,965 --> 00:14:55,931 Haa! 355 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,724 - Whoa! 356 00:14:57,793 --> 00:14:59,379 Ay! - Ah! Ehh! 357 00:14:59,448 --> 00:15:00,620 [crashing] Oyy. 358 00:15:00,689 --> 00:15:04,413 - Ohh! [groans] 359 00:15:04,482 --> 00:15:07,206 - Hmm. Time to check under the hood. 360 00:15:08,103 --> 00:15:10,344 - [whimpering] 361 00:15:10,413 --> 00:15:12,413 - Whoa, just as I thought. 362 00:15:12,482 --> 00:15:14,206 Your brain's a bit unbalanced. 363 00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:17,413 - [babbling] 364 00:15:17,482 --> 00:15:18,965 Doy! Uhh! 365 00:15:19,034 --> 00:15:20,758 Ohh. Ohh! 366 00:15:20,827 --> 00:15:22,448 Ah-whoo-hoo! 367 00:15:23,862 --> 00:15:25,241 - Now give it a try. 368 00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:26,655 - [grunting] 369 00:15:26,724 --> 00:15:28,241 Rah-hoo-hoo! 370 00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:30,413 - I think someone's ready to pedal! 371 00:15:30,482 --> 00:15:33,965 - I think so, too! [laughs] 372 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,413 Who? - That's it. 373 00:15:35,482 --> 00:15:37,827 Now, pedal nice and easy. 374 00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,448 - [giggles] 375 00:15:39,517 --> 00:15:41,068 And don't you let go! 376 00:15:41,137 --> 00:15:44,137 - Don't worry, buddy. I won't take my hands off this bike. 377 00:15:44,206 --> 00:15:46,344 I promise. - [giggles] 378 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,965 I'm doing it! [laughs] 379 00:15:49,034 --> 00:15:50,344 Hey! 380 00:15:50,413 --> 00:15:51,758 Huh? 381 00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:53,103 - I didn't let go! 382 00:15:53,172 --> 00:15:55,517 - Ohh! [screams] 383 00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:01,965 - You need something to help you focus. 384 00:16:02,034 --> 00:16:04,103 - Way ahead of ya. 385 00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,965 Mmm. 386 00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:09,517 Ooh, hello. [laughs] 387 00:16:09,586 --> 00:16:11,172 - Yeah, it's working, Patrick! 388 00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:12,689 You're doing great! - Ohh! 389 00:16:12,758 --> 00:16:15,206 [munches happily] 390 00:16:16,724 --> 00:16:17,793 Huh? 391 00:16:17,862 --> 00:16:19,482 [screams] 392 00:16:21,034 --> 00:16:22,620 - For now, just observe me. 393 00:16:22,689 --> 00:16:25,172 Take a closer look and see how it's done. 394 00:16:25,241 --> 00:16:28,068 [grunting] 395 00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:29,068 - [laughs] 396 00:16:29,137 --> 00:16:31,000 - [straining] 397 00:16:31,068 --> 00:16:32,655 - [laughs] 398 00:16:32,724 --> 00:16:34,103 - Ahh! 399 00:16:34,172 --> 00:16:36,482 - [laughs] 400 00:16:36,551 --> 00:16:39,275 - Watch my feet, and do what I do. 401 00:16:41,689 --> 00:16:43,241 - Ooh. 402 00:16:44,310 --> 00:16:47,413 [giggling] 403 00:16:48,689 --> 00:16:50,551 - That's it. Now you're getting it. 404 00:16:50,620 --> 00:16:53,172 Now pedal just a little bit faster. 405 00:16:53,241 --> 00:16:54,172 - Faster? 406 00:16:54,241 --> 00:16:55,758 Oh, ohh. 407 00:16:55,827 --> 00:16:57,724 [both screaming] 408 00:16:57,793 --> 00:16:59,793 - Oh, a little too fast there, Patrick. 409 00:16:59,862 --> 00:17:01,000 Just relax. 410 00:17:01,068 --> 00:17:02,275 - I'm relaxed! 411 00:17:02,344 --> 00:17:05,758 [both scream] 412 00:17:07,275 --> 00:17:09,206 - [sighs] I'm so happy 413 00:17:09,275 --> 00:17:12,379 we have some time to ourselves, Puffykins. 414 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,655 - Without any interruptions from-- 415 00:17:14,724 --> 00:17:16,379 [both screaming] 416 00:17:16,448 --> 00:17:17,724 - Look out! 417 00:17:17,793 --> 00:17:19,172 - Sponge! 418 00:17:19,241 --> 00:17:20,275 - Bob! 419 00:17:20,344 --> 00:17:21,551 [both scream] 420 00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:23,413 [screaming] [explosion booms] 421 00:17:23,482 --> 00:17:25,000 - [whimpering] - What in the name 422 00:17:25,068 --> 00:17:28,034 of all that's salty are you two dipsy doodles-- 423 00:17:28,103 --> 00:17:29,137 - Squidward. - What? 424 00:17:29,206 --> 00:17:30,758 - Squidward! 425 00:17:30,827 --> 00:17:32,206 - ♪ La da dee la da dum ♪ 426 00:17:32,275 --> 00:17:33,137 [tires screeching] [screams] 427 00:17:33,206 --> 00:17:34,137 [explosion booms] 428 00:17:34,206 --> 00:17:36,034 - [groaning] 429 00:17:36,103 --> 00:17:37,275 Of course. 430 00:17:37,344 --> 00:17:40,448 [all exclaiming] 431 00:17:41,241 --> 00:17:43,655 [children playing] 432 00:17:44,517 --> 00:17:46,103 [screams approaching] 433 00:17:46,689 --> 00:17:49,586 - Ahh! [all exclaiming] 434 00:17:49,655 --> 00:17:52,034 - [whimpers] - Hi, Mrs. Puff. 435 00:17:52,103 --> 00:17:53,827 - Hello, SpongeBob. 436 00:17:53,896 --> 00:17:55,896 - You know, I'm having a little trouble 437 00:17:55,965 --> 00:17:58,896 trying to teach Patrick how to ride a bicycle. 438 00:17:58,965 --> 00:18:02,034 Have you ever had trouble teaching a student, Mrs. Puff? 439 00:18:02,103 --> 00:18:04,310 - [groans] 440 00:18:04,379 --> 00:18:06,896 - Ehh. - [sighs] 441 00:18:06,965 --> 00:18:10,448 Some people are just unteachable. 442 00:18:10,517 --> 00:18:13,655 - [screams] 443 00:18:14,896 --> 00:18:16,724 [all exclaim] 444 00:18:16,793 --> 00:18:18,586 [explosion booms] 445 00:18:19,793 --> 00:18:22,068 [all groaning] [children laughing] 446 00:18:22,137 --> 00:18:23,827 - [yelps] 447 00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:25,620 - Unteachable? 448 00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:28,517 Unteach! That's it! 449 00:18:30,655 --> 00:18:32,310 [giggles] - [groans] 450 00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,310 - Thanks, Mrs. Puff! 451 00:18:36,896 --> 00:18:39,689 - We're having our next date at home. 452 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,896 - You know what your problem is, Patrick? 453 00:18:43,965 --> 00:18:46,931 Your brain is just too full of unimportant knowledge. 454 00:18:48,068 --> 00:18:52,241 - Yeah, it is pretty jam-packed. 455 00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:55,758 Or is it packed with jam? 456 00:18:58,724 --> 00:19:00,827 [munches] 457 00:19:00,896 --> 00:19:03,551 - We need to make some room in your head for bike riding. 458 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:06,068 Let's see. Do you remember how to brush your teeth? 459 00:19:06,137 --> 00:19:07,413 - Of course. 460 00:19:07,482 --> 00:19:10,344 I even know how to comb my teeth. 461 00:19:10,413 --> 00:19:11,793 [laughs] 462 00:19:11,862 --> 00:19:14,965 [screeching] 463 00:19:15,034 --> 00:19:16,758 Uh! [blabbering] 464 00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:21,862 - Well, now you don't. 465 00:19:21,931 --> 00:19:23,965 - Whoo-hoo! Uh! 466 00:19:24,034 --> 00:19:27,275 - How to watch TV? Nah, not important. 467 00:19:27,344 --> 00:19:28,758 - Dah! 468 00:19:28,827 --> 00:19:31,620 - Put on your pants? Overrated. 469 00:19:31,689 --> 00:19:34,034 - Uh! - Family? Ehh. 470 00:19:34,103 --> 00:19:35,724 Unnecessary. 471 00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:40,551 - Uhh-- 472 00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:43,000 - Patrick, what is your name? 473 00:19:43,068 --> 00:19:46,275 - Who is I? 474 00:19:46,344 --> 00:19:48,172 - Ooh, I think someone's finally ready 475 00:19:48,241 --> 00:19:49,620 to ride a bicycle! 476 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,793 [thrilling music] 477 00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:59,793 ♪ ♪ 478 00:20:05,931 --> 00:20:07,551 [explosion booms] 479 00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:10,551 [eerie tone] 480 00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:15,137 ♪ ♪ 481 00:20:15,206 --> 00:20:16,793 [horn squeaks] 482 00:20:16,862 --> 00:20:18,448 - All right, Patrick, you're ready. 483 00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:20,241 There's just one more thing to remember-- 484 00:20:20,310 --> 00:20:21,689 have fun. 485 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,310 - [blubbering] 486 00:20:25,379 --> 00:20:29,655 I have no knowledge of bike riding. 487 00:20:30,724 --> 00:20:34,000 - Huh? Patrick, get off that bike before it's too late! 488 00:20:34,068 --> 00:20:35,931 - Don't worry, SpongeBob. 489 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,724 It's just Bread Man's Hill. - [bird caws] 490 00:20:38,793 --> 00:20:40,344 - That's not Bread Man's Hill, 491 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,103 it's Dead Man's Hill! 492 00:20:42,172 --> 00:20:44,103 - Wha--is that worse? 493 00:20:44,172 --> 00:20:45,724 It sounds worse. 494 00:20:47,275 --> 00:20:48,758 It is worse! 495 00:20:48,827 --> 00:20:51,275 Ohh no! 496 00:20:51,344 --> 00:20:52,689 Whoa! 497 00:20:52,758 --> 00:20:54,413 Yah! - [growling] 498 00:20:54,482 --> 00:20:56,310 - Huh. Whoa! 499 00:20:56,379 --> 00:20:57,344 [evil laughter] 500 00:20:57,413 --> 00:20:59,344 - SpongeBob, I'm doing it! 501 00:20:59,413 --> 00:21:02,931 [laughs] I'm bicycling! 502 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,034 [panting] 503 00:21:04,103 --> 00:21:05,241 [brakes screech] 504 00:21:05,310 --> 00:21:07,310 [all cheering] [giggles] 505 00:21:07,379 --> 00:21:10,275 [triumphant music] 506 00:21:10,344 --> 00:21:11,344 ♪ ♪ 507 00:21:11,413 --> 00:21:12,931 [crowd cheering] 508 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,482 - Ahh! 509 00:21:14,551 --> 00:21:16,551 - [screaming] 510 00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:18,827 [crashing] 511 00:21:20,241 --> 00:21:21,344 - [sighs] 512 00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:22,655 [horse neighing] 513 00:21:22,724 --> 00:21:23,931 [camera shutter clicks] 514 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,068 ♪ ♪ 515 00:21:25,137 --> 00:21:26,551 [alarm bell blaring] 516 00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:27,931 - [grunting] 517 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,241 - Uh! 518 00:21:29,310 --> 00:21:31,310 [straining effort] 519 00:21:31,379 --> 00:21:32,655 - Uh! 520 00:21:34,103 --> 00:21:36,896 - In honor of becoming the greatest bicyclist 521 00:21:36,965 --> 00:21:39,689 who has ever lived, I present you the key 522 00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:41,551 to Bikini Bottom. - Ah. 523 00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:43,655 - Oh, and the lock! 524 00:21:43,724 --> 00:21:47,137 [all chanting] Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! 525 00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:49,000 Patrick! Patrick! 526 00:21:49,068 --> 00:21:50,034 - Patrick? 527 00:21:50,103 --> 00:21:52,413 Oh, thank Neptune you're okay. 528 00:21:52,482 --> 00:21:54,448 - Of course I'm okay. 529 00:21:54,517 --> 00:21:57,862 I'm an expert bicyclist now. 530 00:21:57,931 --> 00:22:01,000 - Patrick, you crashed all the way down Dead Man's Hill. 531 00:22:01,068 --> 00:22:02,206 - Hmm. 532 00:22:02,275 --> 00:22:03,586 [screaming] 533 00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:07,482 [crashing] [grunting] 534 00:22:09,655 --> 00:22:11,655 - You've been in a coma for six weeks. 535 00:22:11,724 --> 00:22:13,103 - Whoa! [laughs] 536 00:22:13,172 --> 00:22:15,172 A new personal best. 537 00:22:15,241 --> 00:22:18,241 - Sorry I couldn't teach you how to ride a bike, Patrick. 538 00:22:18,310 --> 00:22:20,448 - Who needs a dumb bike? 539 00:22:20,517 --> 00:22:23,137 I am a bike! [laughs] 540 00:22:23,206 --> 00:22:24,586 Hop on, buddy! 541 00:22:24,655 --> 00:22:26,551 Let's roll! 542 00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:29,137 [tires screeching] [both laughing] 543 00:22:29,206 --> 00:22:30,827 - Whee! 544 00:22:30,896 --> 00:22:31,689 Ohh! 545 00:22:31,758 --> 00:22:33,655 - Ahh! - [laughs] 546 00:22:33,724 --> 00:22:35,344 - Ahh-- - Look out! 547 00:22:35,413 --> 00:22:37,448 [all cheering] - [straining] 548 00:22:37,517 --> 00:22:39,551 [both laughing] 549 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:43,172 both: Whoo! 550 00:22:43,241 --> 00:22:44,758 [explosion booms] 551 00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:48,689 - Huh. I don't know how to ride a Patrick. 552 00:22:51,448 --> 00:22:54,379 [light music] 553 00:22:54,448 --> 00:23:01,586 ♪ ♪ 33905

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