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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,137 --> 00:00:10,482 - Are you ready, kids? 2 00:00:10,551 --> 00:00:12,103 kids: Aye, aye, Captain! 3 00:00:12,172 --> 00:00:13,655 - I can't hear you. 4 00:00:13,724 --> 00:00:15,724 kids: Aye, aye, Captain! 5 00:00:15,793 --> 00:00:18,724 - ♪ Ohh... ♪ 6 00:00:18,793 --> 00:00:20,758 ♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪ 7 00:00:20,827 --> 00:00:22,827 kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! 8 00:00:22,896 --> 00:00:24,655 - ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪ 9 00:00:24,724 --> 00:00:26,586 kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! 10 00:00:26,655 --> 00:00:28,793 - ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪ 11 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,655 kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! 12 00:00:30,724 --> 00:00:32,758 - ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪ 13 00:00:32,827 --> 00:00:34,758 kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready? 14 00:00:34,827 --> 00:00:36,551 all: SpongeBob SquarePants! 15 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:38,862 SpongeBob SquarePants! 16 00:00:38,931 --> 00:00:40,793 SpongeBob SquarePants! 17 00:00:40,862 --> 00:00:42,103 - SpongeBob 18 00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:43,965 SquarePants! 19 00:00:44,034 --> 00:00:46,689 [laughing] 20 00:00:46,758 --> 00:00:48,965 ♪ ♪ 21 00:00:49,034 --> 00:00:50,413 [waves crashing] 22 00:00:53,758 --> 00:00:56,655 [light music] 23 00:00:56,724 --> 00:01:03,724 ♪ ♪ 24 00:01:06,241 --> 00:01:07,896 - Ah. 25 00:01:07,965 --> 00:01:10,965 [inhales deeply] Ahh. 26 00:01:11,034 --> 00:01:12,689 I always make lots of money 27 00:01:12,758 --> 00:01:15,068 when the morning air smells this good. 28 00:01:15,137 --> 00:01:16,862 [inhales deeply] 29 00:01:16,931 --> 00:01:19,137 [gags, coughs] 30 00:01:19,206 --> 00:01:20,689 Huh? 31 00:01:20,758 --> 00:01:21,931 Hmm. 32 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,068 - [coughs] 33 00:01:23,137 --> 00:01:26,000 - What in Finnegan's Footlocker? 34 00:01:26,068 --> 00:01:28,724 - [gasps] 35 00:01:28,793 --> 00:01:32,103 Looks like Plankton is moving away, Mr. K. 36 00:01:32,172 --> 00:01:33,793 - [scoffs] Yeah, right. 37 00:01:33,862 --> 00:01:35,965 He's planning something. 38 00:01:36,034 --> 00:01:37,586 - Well, Eugene-- - [gasps] 39 00:01:37,655 --> 00:01:39,413 - I'm leaving for good. 40 00:01:39,482 --> 00:01:41,965 Karen and I are gonna travel the world 41 00:01:42,034 --> 00:01:43,689 before I take it over. 42 00:01:43,758 --> 00:01:47,206 [laughs] - [scoffs] Yeah, right. 43 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:49,000 - Right, okay. 44 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:50,586 Bye-bye, then. 45 00:01:50,655 --> 00:01:54,034 I'll see you later, kid. - [whimpering] 46 00:01:54,103 --> 00:01:57,241 [sobbing] - [groans] 47 00:01:57,310 --> 00:01:59,655 - [groans] 48 00:01:59,724 --> 00:02:01,551 - You're still here, but I-- 49 00:02:01,620 --> 00:02:03,482 I already miss you! 50 00:02:03,551 --> 00:02:05,965 - All right, that's enough. Let's go. 51 00:02:06,034 --> 00:02:09,896 [both grumbling] 52 00:02:09,965 --> 00:02:12,827 - Farewell, Krabby Patty secret formula. 53 00:02:12,896 --> 00:02:15,724 - Mwah. Farewell, Bikini Bottom. 54 00:02:17,896 --> 00:02:19,206 - Yeah, right. 55 00:02:19,275 --> 00:02:20,413 Hmm? 56 00:02:25,137 --> 00:02:28,241 [machine whirring] 57 00:02:28,310 --> 00:02:29,689 - [sobbing] 58 00:02:29,758 --> 00:02:31,655 - Wait a minute. 59 00:02:35,172 --> 00:02:39,068 Yahoo! 60 00:02:39,137 --> 00:02:42,068 I'm free! 61 00:02:42,137 --> 00:02:45,448 [giggles] Yeah, baby. 62 00:02:45,517 --> 00:02:47,448 I'm free. I'm free. 63 00:02:47,517 --> 00:02:49,068 No more Plankton, me free. 64 00:02:49,137 --> 00:02:50,551 - [laughs] - Free, free, free, free, free. 65 00:02:50,620 --> 00:02:52,379 both: Free, free, free, free. 66 00:02:52,448 --> 00:02:53,862 - [chuckles] 67 00:02:53,931 --> 00:02:55,310 - No more Plankton, huh? 68 00:02:55,379 --> 00:02:57,586 - Uh, Mr. Krabs? 69 00:02:57,655 --> 00:02:59,931 - What is it, boy-o? 70 00:03:01,103 --> 00:03:02,517 [both groan] 71 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:08,655 [both straining] 72 00:03:08,724 --> 00:03:10,551 - Huh? - Wow. 73 00:03:10,620 --> 00:03:12,862 [soft music] 74 00:03:14,241 --> 00:03:19,344 ♪ ♪ 75 00:03:19,413 --> 00:03:21,448 - FlowerPot Florist? 76 00:03:21,517 --> 00:03:23,965 - Oh, I just love floral arrangements 77 00:03:24,034 --> 00:03:25,551 at affordable prices. 78 00:03:25,620 --> 00:03:27,827 - Well, I'd better make friends with the owner right away. 79 00:03:27,896 --> 00:03:31,689 I don't want another crazy feud with him too. 80 00:03:31,758 --> 00:03:33,000 Hello. 81 00:03:36,620 --> 00:03:39,862 - Oh, welcome to the FlowerPot, huh? 82 00:03:39,931 --> 00:03:42,965 I'm the owner, Petunia. - Well, I'm Mr.-- 83 00:03:43,034 --> 00:03:45,275 - Oh, you don't have to tell me who you are. 84 00:03:45,344 --> 00:03:47,413 [giggles] You're Mr. Krab, huh? 85 00:03:47,482 --> 00:03:49,344 And you run the Krusty Krab, huh? 86 00:03:49,413 --> 00:03:51,793 It's my favorite restaurant, huh? 87 00:03:51,862 --> 00:03:54,965 - Well, nice to meet you, Petunia. 88 00:03:55,034 --> 00:03:56,517 I just wanted to stop by 89 00:03:56,586 --> 00:03:58,379 and welcome you to the neighborhood. 90 00:03:58,448 --> 00:04:01,172 - You stop by any time, huh? 91 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,931 - [laughs] Well, thank ye. 92 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,448 [giggles] 93 00:04:05,517 --> 00:04:07,965 [sniffs] What a nice lady. 94 00:04:08,034 --> 00:04:10,344 - [hums] 95 00:04:10,413 --> 00:04:14,000 - Krabs is actually buying it. 96 00:04:14,068 --> 00:04:18,655 - [cackles] I know, huh? 97 00:04:18,724 --> 00:04:21,586 This friendly florist farce will finally get 98 00:04:21,655 --> 00:04:23,965 that Krabby Patty secret formula. 99 00:04:24,034 --> 00:04:26,620 [both cackling] 100 00:04:26,689 --> 00:04:29,103 - Huh? - Hello, new neighbor. 101 00:04:29,172 --> 00:04:30,827 Whoa! 102 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:31,793 [both gasp] 103 00:04:31,862 --> 00:04:33,413 - Wow! 104 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:36,586 I like your flowers. 105 00:04:36,655 --> 00:04:37,724 - [high-pitched] I get it. 106 00:04:37,793 --> 00:04:39,551 Sometimes you just gotta stop 107 00:04:39,620 --> 00:04:43,103 and smell the snapdragons, huh? 108 00:04:43,172 --> 00:04:45,482 [both laugh] 109 00:04:45,551 --> 00:04:47,206 - Whee. - [gasps] 110 00:04:47,275 --> 00:04:48,482 - Ooh! 111 00:04:48,551 --> 00:04:50,482 [sniffs deeply] 112 00:04:50,551 --> 00:04:53,034 I wanna buy this big one! 113 00:04:53,103 --> 00:04:55,379 - That one's not for sale... - Aah! 114 00:04:55,448 --> 00:04:57,413 - But you can have this one for free. 115 00:04:57,482 --> 00:04:58,344 - Huh? [gasps] - [giggles] 116 00:04:58,413 --> 00:05:00,482 - Mmm. 117 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:02,965 - [normal voice] Whoa! [grunts] 118 00:05:03,034 --> 00:05:04,689 Ow! 119 00:05:04,758 --> 00:05:06,172 [sniffs deeply] 120 00:05:06,241 --> 00:05:08,862 - SpongeBob... 121 00:05:08,931 --> 00:05:10,689 get back to your grill. 122 00:05:10,758 --> 00:05:13,896 I've got orders coming out of my nose. 123 00:05:13,965 --> 00:05:15,586 [snorts] 124 00:05:15,655 --> 00:05:17,517 - Aye-aye, sir. 125 00:05:17,586 --> 00:05:19,310 And bye-bye, ma'am. 126 00:05:19,379 --> 00:05:22,413 [giggles] 127 00:05:22,482 --> 00:05:24,827 - [sighs] Sorry about that, miss. 128 00:05:24,896 --> 00:05:27,379 SpongeBob can be a real pain in the-- 129 00:05:27,448 --> 00:05:29,793 [gasps] Huh? 130 00:05:29,862 --> 00:05:32,655 - [high-pitched] Petunia. 131 00:05:32,724 --> 00:05:34,482 - [French accent] Enchanté. 132 00:05:34,551 --> 00:05:37,034 Je suis Squidward. 133 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:41,000 If you ever need any help arranging your flowers, 134 00:05:41,068 --> 00:05:42,758 give me a holler. 135 00:05:42,827 --> 00:05:46,689 Think of me as your "Pogonia Pappy." 136 00:05:46,758 --> 00:05:48,551 - Here's a complimentary carnation 137 00:05:48,620 --> 00:05:51,137 for "Pogonia Pappy," huh? 138 00:05:51,206 --> 00:05:52,379 - Uh-huh, aha. 139 00:05:52,448 --> 00:05:54,344 [sniffs deeply] Ha. 140 00:05:54,413 --> 00:05:56,034 Huh? 141 00:05:56,103 --> 00:05:58,068 Agh, look away! 142 00:05:58,137 --> 00:05:59,965 I'm hideous! 143 00:06:00,034 --> 00:06:02,827 [groans] 144 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:06,310 - [normal voice] Yeesh. This disguise is dangerous. 145 00:06:08,793 --> 00:06:12,000 - [high-pitched] Enjoy the daffodils, huh? 146 00:06:13,655 --> 00:06:17,068 - [laughs] No one suspects a thing. 147 00:06:17,137 --> 00:06:18,620 So are you ready 148 00:06:18,689 --> 00:06:22,517 for Faux Florist phase two, Petunia? 149 00:06:22,586 --> 00:06:24,103 - Soon, my dear. 150 00:06:24,172 --> 00:06:26,896 All in good time. 151 00:06:26,965 --> 00:06:29,551 But isn't this arrangement fabulous? 152 00:06:29,620 --> 00:06:31,137 [watch dings] Oh! 153 00:06:31,206 --> 00:06:33,620 Time to make a delivery. 154 00:06:33,689 --> 00:06:36,482 [hums] 155 00:06:36,551 --> 00:06:38,172 [high-pitched] Power to the flower. 156 00:06:38,241 --> 00:06:39,275 [grunts] 157 00:06:39,344 --> 00:06:41,379 - Huh? 158 00:06:41,448 --> 00:06:43,068 - [giggles] 159 00:06:43,137 --> 00:06:45,689 [pleasant music] 160 00:06:45,758 --> 00:06:50,068 - Wow! - Hooray! 161 00:06:50,137 --> 00:06:52,448 - [sadly] Oh. 162 00:06:52,517 --> 00:06:53,896 Huh? 163 00:06:53,965 --> 00:06:55,620 - [chomps] [all cheering] 164 00:06:55,689 --> 00:06:59,275 [giggles] 165 00:06:59,344 --> 00:07:00,655 - Don't pick your nose. 166 00:07:00,724 --> 00:07:03,275 Pick a flower. 167 00:07:03,344 --> 00:07:05,034 ♪ ♪ 168 00:07:05,103 --> 00:07:07,206 [all chattering] 169 00:07:07,275 --> 00:07:10,275 - Oh, isn't this lovely? 170 00:07:10,344 --> 00:07:12,379 - Enjoy. Bye now. 171 00:07:12,448 --> 00:07:14,517 Power to the flower. 172 00:07:14,586 --> 00:07:16,896 - [French accent] Bonjour, Petunia. 173 00:07:16,965 --> 00:07:20,344 I would like to buy a bouquet. 174 00:07:20,413 --> 00:07:21,965 - Back again, huh? 175 00:07:22,034 --> 00:07:24,034 You'd better cut back, Mr. Tentacles. 176 00:07:24,103 --> 00:07:26,655 This is your fourth bouquet today. 177 00:07:26,724 --> 00:07:30,586 - Well, uh-- [chuckles] 178 00:07:30,655 --> 00:07:32,793 - Mr. Squidward? - Huh? 179 00:07:32,862 --> 00:07:35,275 Back to work. 180 00:07:35,344 --> 00:07:36,620 - [chuckles nervously] 181 00:07:36,689 --> 00:07:38,517 [groans] - Mr. Krabs... 182 00:07:38,586 --> 00:07:41,068 - Hmm? - You'll save me a trip. 183 00:07:41,137 --> 00:07:44,379 Your Krusty Krab bouquets are ready, huh? 184 00:07:44,448 --> 00:07:46,206 - Ooh. 185 00:07:46,275 --> 00:07:48,586 SpongeBob! 186 00:07:48,655 --> 00:07:50,034 Carry that bag. 187 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:52,206 - Yes, sir, sir. 188 00:07:54,793 --> 00:07:56,413 Whoa. I got it. 189 00:07:56,482 --> 00:07:59,172 Oh, whoop. 190 00:07:59,241 --> 00:08:02,931 - [grunts] Oh, thank you, Petunia. 191 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,551 [sniffs] Smell you later! 192 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,379 - You did it, Sheldon. 193 00:08:08,448 --> 00:08:12,931 The Krusty Krab will be festooned with our flowers. 194 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,379 Soon we will have their formula. 195 00:08:16,448 --> 00:08:19,103 - [normal voice] Well, I don't know about that. 196 00:08:19,172 --> 00:08:21,241 - Huh? - Actually, I was thinking 197 00:08:21,310 --> 00:08:23,344 of putting my plan on hold for a while. 198 00:08:23,413 --> 00:08:24,551 - What? 199 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:27,448 - And becoming a full-time florist. 200 00:08:27,517 --> 00:08:29,655 I love making customers smile, 201 00:08:29,724 --> 00:08:33,206 and I really think I have the knack for flower arranging. 202 00:08:33,275 --> 00:08:34,448 Boom. 203 00:08:34,517 --> 00:08:36,862 - Aw, that's so sweet. 204 00:08:36,931 --> 00:08:40,482 My widdle man wants to be a fworist. 205 00:08:40,551 --> 00:08:42,172 - It's my new dream. 206 00:08:42,241 --> 00:08:45,068 - Enjoy that dream while you can, honey. 207 00:08:45,137 --> 00:08:48,034 You got about five minutes. - What do you mean? 208 00:08:48,103 --> 00:08:50,965 - Don't you remember your plan? 209 00:08:51,034 --> 00:08:53,206 You sell exploding flowers to Krabs, 210 00:08:53,275 --> 00:08:54,896 wait for the timers to go off, 211 00:08:54,965 --> 00:08:56,931 and while everyone is freaking out, 212 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:02,034 you walk right in and take the formula. 213 00:09:02,103 --> 00:09:05,137 - Neptune's nose hairs, I forgot! 214 00:09:05,206 --> 00:09:07,586 I've gotta stop those flowers from blooming 215 00:09:07,655 --> 00:09:09,758 and save my new career. 216 00:09:09,827 --> 00:09:11,793 [high-pitched] Huh? 217 00:09:12,931 --> 00:09:14,862 - [hums] - [gasps] 218 00:09:14,931 --> 00:09:18,000 [groans] - Ah, Petunia. 219 00:09:18,068 --> 00:09:19,931 Look how your beautiful flowers 220 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,034 have brightened up the Krusty Krab. 221 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:23,758 - That's great, Eugene. Huh! 222 00:09:23,827 --> 00:09:25,689 - Whoa! - Pardon me, huh? 223 00:09:25,758 --> 00:09:27,862 Pardon me, huh? Pardon me, huh? 224 00:09:27,931 --> 00:09:30,517 Pardon me, huh? - [groans] 225 00:09:30,586 --> 00:09:33,413 - Pardon me, huh? 226 00:09:33,482 --> 00:09:35,448 - Don't forget this. 227 00:09:35,517 --> 00:09:37,034 - I'll just freshen these florets 228 00:09:37,103 --> 00:09:41,068 and bring them right back, huh? 229 00:09:41,137 --> 00:09:43,000 - I wonder what's wrong with Petunia. 230 00:09:43,068 --> 00:09:45,655 - Huh? Nothing's wrong with her. 231 00:09:45,724 --> 00:09:49,034 She's a perfectionist like me. 232 00:09:49,103 --> 00:09:50,827 I'm in love with her, 233 00:09:50,896 --> 00:09:55,172 and I can't keep it a secret any longer! 234 00:09:55,241 --> 00:09:57,931 Petunia! 235 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,655 - [pants] I've got exactly one minute 236 00:10:00,724 --> 00:10:02,517 to defuse these bombs. 237 00:10:02,586 --> 00:10:04,586 [romantic music] 238 00:10:04,655 --> 00:10:09,689 - I picked this begonia from my own flower garden, huh? 239 00:10:09,758 --> 00:10:11,931 - Oh, that's a nice one, 240 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,827 but I can't right now, Mr. Tentacles. 241 00:10:13,896 --> 00:10:16,137 Please step aside. 242 00:10:16,206 --> 00:10:20,620 - [shushes] Petunia the florist, 243 00:10:20,689 --> 00:10:22,862 will you marry-- 244 00:10:22,931 --> 00:10:26,000 huh? [groans] 245 00:10:26,068 --> 00:10:28,758 - You loopy lovesick lummox. 246 00:10:28,827 --> 00:10:31,862 You sabotaged my whole plan! 247 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:34,758 - [groans] 248 00:10:40,862 --> 00:10:42,965 [groans] 249 00:10:43,034 --> 00:10:44,896 Uh-oh. - [growls] 250 00:10:44,965 --> 00:10:48,517 Not only did you play with Squidward's heart, 251 00:10:48,586 --> 00:10:51,241 but you cost me 24 bouquets. 252 00:10:51,310 --> 00:10:54,586 I say we step on him! [angry shouting] 253 00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,758 - Whoopsie daisy, huh? 254 00:10:56,827 --> 00:11:00,241 Huh? 255 00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:02,034 - [cries] 256 00:11:02,103 --> 00:11:03,862 Petunia was very nice, 257 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:06,724 but I'm so glad you're back, Plankton. 258 00:11:06,793 --> 00:11:08,275 - Thanks, SpongeBoob. 259 00:11:08,344 --> 00:11:11,931 You've given me the greatest gift I could ever ask for: 260 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,482 just enough time to do this. 261 00:11:14,551 --> 00:11:17,448 [dramatic music] 262 00:11:17,517 --> 00:11:20,689 ♪ ♪ 263 00:11:20,758 --> 00:11:22,413 - Let's go, buttercup. 264 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:23,896 - Toodle-oo! 265 00:11:23,965 --> 00:11:28,551 [chuckles] No more flowers. 266 00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:31,413 It's back to the secret formula for me. 267 00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:32,862 [cackles] 268 00:11:32,931 --> 00:11:34,896 My iris! 269 00:11:34,965 --> 00:11:37,586 [angry shouting] [mechanical whirring] 270 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:40,000 [crowd gasps] - Oh, no. 271 00:11:40,068 --> 00:11:42,517 - Aah! - Whoa! 272 00:11:42,586 --> 00:11:46,172 - [cackles] I'm back, baby! 273 00:11:46,241 --> 00:11:47,137 Huh? 274 00:11:49,896 --> 00:11:52,827 [upbeat music] 275 00:11:52,896 --> 00:11:58,896 ♪ ♪ 276 00:11:58,965 --> 00:12:01,551 - [humming] 277 00:12:04,034 --> 00:12:06,379 Huh? [percussive music] 278 00:12:06,448 --> 00:12:09,689 - Avast, keep your proposal and propaganda mitts 279 00:12:09,758 --> 00:12:11,172 away from me door! 280 00:12:11,241 --> 00:12:14,344 - Come on, man, I'm just doing my job. 281 00:12:14,413 --> 00:12:18,068 [grunts] 282 00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:19,448 - "Come one, come all 283 00:12:19,517 --> 00:12:22,586 to the Big Bikini Bottom Parade tomorrow." 284 00:12:22,655 --> 00:12:24,689 Oh, boy! 285 00:12:24,758 --> 00:12:27,448 - [grunts] Parade? 286 00:12:27,517 --> 00:12:30,965 [scoffs] I did enough marching when I was in the navy. 287 00:12:31,034 --> 00:12:32,827 - Ooh, but a parade is a great way 288 00:12:32,896 --> 00:12:35,448 to get free advertising for the Krusty-- 289 00:12:35,517 --> 00:12:36,793 - Free? 290 00:12:36,862 --> 00:12:38,758 That's me favorite assemblage of letters. 291 00:12:38,827 --> 00:12:40,000 What do we do? 292 00:12:40,068 --> 00:12:42,379 - We're gonna have to build a float. 293 00:12:42,448 --> 00:12:43,620 - Hmm. 294 00:12:43,689 --> 00:12:45,827 - Well, that was another day wasted. 295 00:12:45,896 --> 00:12:47,862 - Your day's not over, Mr. Squidward. 296 00:12:47,931 --> 00:12:49,206 I want you and SpongeBob 297 00:12:49,275 --> 00:12:50,862 to build a Krusty Krab float 298 00:12:50,931 --> 00:12:52,793 for the Bikini Bottom Parade tomorrow. 299 00:12:52,862 --> 00:12:54,068 - Oh, yeah! 300 00:12:54,137 --> 00:12:57,862 [imitates marching band] 301 00:12:57,931 --> 00:13:00,275 - You two have ten hours. 302 00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:03,965 And since you're the artistic type, you get to design it. 303 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:06,068 - Design? Okay! 304 00:13:06,137 --> 00:13:08,448 Wait, what's the budget? 305 00:13:08,517 --> 00:13:12,206 - Well, that's the best part. Zero budget. 306 00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:16,689 You get to be creative and use your imagerination. 307 00:13:16,758 --> 00:13:19,931 - Imagination. 308 00:13:22,413 --> 00:13:24,689 - [laughs] Can't wait to see your masterpiece. 309 00:13:24,758 --> 00:13:27,206 Have fun, you two. [laughs] 310 00:13:27,275 --> 00:13:30,206 - Mm-hmm. - Whatcha drawing? Lemme see. 311 00:13:30,275 --> 00:13:31,896 I wanna see. I wanna see. - [blubbers] 312 00:13:31,965 --> 00:13:33,551 - I wanna see. Come on, show me. 313 00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:34,965 Can I see? Can I see? 314 00:13:35,034 --> 00:13:36,000 I wanna see. - [groans] 315 00:13:36,068 --> 00:13:38,034 - Please? Huh? 316 00:13:38,103 --> 00:13:39,724 Whoa! - Go ahead. 317 00:13:39,793 --> 00:13:41,068 Tell me how much you like it. 318 00:13:41,137 --> 00:13:43,206 Don't worry, I can take it. 319 00:13:43,275 --> 00:13:45,517 - First of all, it's genius. 320 00:13:45,586 --> 00:13:46,517 - [chuckles] 321 00:13:46,586 --> 00:13:48,620 - But it could use a little-- 322 00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:50,620 - Just build it! 323 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:55,517 [sighs] 324 00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:58,172 [grunts] What the? 325 00:13:58,241 --> 00:14:01,517 - Squidward, where do I find building materials? 326 00:14:01,586 --> 00:14:02,896 - I don't care! 327 00:14:02,965 --> 00:14:04,724 Anywhere! 328 00:14:04,793 --> 00:14:07,241 [sighs] 329 00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:10,413 [groans] Of course. 330 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,344 - "I don't care, anywhere." 331 00:14:16,413 --> 00:14:19,413 What? [bright music] 332 00:14:19,482 --> 00:14:21,551 Hello, anywhere. 333 00:14:23,482 --> 00:14:26,448 - [snores] 334 00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:29,931 D--aah! - [screams] 335 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,448 - What are you doing? 336 00:14:31,517 --> 00:14:33,551 - You know, you look like a little baby octopus 337 00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:35,103 when you're asleep. 338 00:14:35,172 --> 00:14:36,655 - What time is it? 339 00:14:36,724 --> 00:14:38,103 - Almost parade time. 340 00:14:38,172 --> 00:14:39,413 I finished it. 341 00:14:39,482 --> 00:14:42,379 I give you the Krusty Krab parade float. 342 00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:44,034 Ta-da! 343 00:14:44,103 --> 00:14:46,137 I made it a little more on theme. 344 00:14:46,206 --> 00:14:48,413 - It's moron-themed, all right. 345 00:14:48,482 --> 00:14:50,551 You didn't even use my drawing. 346 00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:52,034 - Of course, I did. 347 00:14:52,103 --> 00:14:55,689 I used it to patch up that hole in the Krabby Patty. 348 00:14:55,758 --> 00:14:58,827 - [groans] Well, whatever. 349 00:14:58,896 --> 00:15:00,551 It looks fine, I guess. 350 00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:02,689 The secret formula bottle almost looks 351 00:15:02,758 --> 00:15:04,034 like the real thing. 352 00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:05,965 - It is, just bigger. 353 00:15:06,034 --> 00:15:09,379 I even wrote down the secret formula on the paper inside. 354 00:15:09,448 --> 00:15:12,551 [laughs] Only we know. 355 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:15,827 I even wrote down the secret formula on the paper inside. 356 00:15:15,896 --> 00:15:17,586 [laughs] 357 00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:19,068 Only we know. 358 00:15:19,137 --> 00:15:21,931 - Wrote down the secret formula? 359 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,137 That beautiful idiot! 360 00:15:25,206 --> 00:15:29,586 Looks like I'm going to a parade. 361 00:15:29,655 --> 00:15:33,448 - Welcome to the annual Bikini Bottom Parade, 362 00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:37,103 and it's a beautiful ocean day for it. 363 00:15:37,172 --> 00:15:40,517 I'm Perch Perkins, coming to you live from downtown. 364 00:15:40,586 --> 00:15:43,172 And with me is this year's co-host, 365 00:15:43,241 --> 00:15:46,413 the one and only Ice Cream King. 366 00:15:46,482 --> 00:15:48,448 It's an honor to have you, Your Majesty. 367 00:15:48,517 --> 00:15:51,241 Do I call you King or Ice? 368 00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:53,275 - [gasps] Hey, you're that guy! 369 00:15:53,344 --> 00:15:57,034 How'd you get out of my TV, you bad little boy? 370 00:15:57,103 --> 00:15:59,793 Ooh, you're wearing makeup! 371 00:15:59,862 --> 00:16:01,241 Are you a cloud? 372 00:16:01,310 --> 00:16:03,206 I want a balloon. - Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, sure. 373 00:16:03,275 --> 00:16:04,827 We'll get you a balloon. 374 00:16:04,896 --> 00:16:06,068 [cheers and applause] 375 00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:08,206 And to kick off this year's parade 376 00:16:08,275 --> 00:16:12,793 here comes the Bikini Bottom High School marching band. 377 00:16:12,862 --> 00:16:14,620 You know, even when they're not playing, 378 00:16:14,689 --> 00:16:17,620 they love to march together. 379 00:16:17,689 --> 00:16:22,482 The band is actually made up of 35 individual bands. 380 00:16:22,551 --> 00:16:25,689 Amazing precision from these youngsters! 381 00:16:25,758 --> 00:16:28,379 - [gasps] They all wore the same outfit. 382 00:16:28,448 --> 00:16:30,379 How embarrassing. 383 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:33,517 - Oh, a perfect jellyfish! 384 00:16:33,586 --> 00:16:35,103 - That's a jellyfish? 385 00:16:35,172 --> 00:16:37,448 I was gonna say a clump of hair. 386 00:16:37,517 --> 00:16:39,793 - Wait, did that kid just separate 387 00:16:39,862 --> 00:16:43,655 into two organisms via binary fission? 388 00:16:43,724 --> 00:16:45,344 - I've been bicycle fishing. 389 00:16:45,413 --> 00:16:47,724 It really hurts. 390 00:16:47,793 --> 00:16:50,689 [crowd cheering] 391 00:16:50,758 --> 00:16:53,275 - [laughs] Aren't those kids amazing? 392 00:16:53,344 --> 00:16:56,172 [horn honks] And what have we here? 393 00:16:56,241 --> 00:16:58,689 It's the kooky Nitwitting Club. 394 00:16:58,758 --> 00:17:01,275 - [guffaws] 395 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:09,172 - Okay, the Ice Cream King has joined his fellow Nitwitters. 396 00:17:09,241 --> 00:17:13,000 Whoa, I've never seen anyone drive like that before! 397 00:17:13,068 --> 00:17:16,827 [crowd cheering] 398 00:17:16,896 --> 00:17:18,000 - Any minute now, 399 00:17:18,068 --> 00:17:21,206 that secret formula will be mine. 400 00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:24,965 [grunts] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 401 00:17:25,034 --> 00:17:26,620 [groans] 402 00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:29,793 - Boy, after seeing this float, 403 00:17:29,862 --> 00:17:31,931 everyone will rush to the Krusty Krab. 404 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,206 How ya set up with those expired fries, boy-o? 405 00:17:35,275 --> 00:17:38,965 - Good and greasy, boss. 406 00:17:39,034 --> 00:17:41,827 - Ready, Mr. Squidward? - No, I'm not. 407 00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:44,931 I can't see a thing with SpongeBob in front of me. 408 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,034 - Excellent! 409 00:17:46,103 --> 00:17:47,275 It's our turn. 410 00:17:47,344 --> 00:17:50,137 Let's move it out! 411 00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:53,103 [grand music] 412 00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:55,965 ♪ ♪ 413 00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,413 - Next up we have the Beefy Bros 414 00:17:58,482 --> 00:18:00,586 from Larry's Gym. 415 00:18:00,655 --> 00:18:04,103 Whoa, look at those meatheads pump iron. 416 00:18:04,172 --> 00:18:07,586 That's some impressive muscle hustle. 417 00:18:07,655 --> 00:18:09,137 And here comes Mrs. Puff. 418 00:18:09,206 --> 00:18:12,103 Oh, as her own balloon! 419 00:18:12,172 --> 00:18:15,344 - Whoa, I want that balloon! 420 00:18:15,413 --> 00:18:19,103 - Patrick's rock is one float that doesn't float. 421 00:18:19,172 --> 00:18:21,103 - Aah! - [gasps] 422 00:18:21,172 --> 00:18:24,448 - Oh, looks like Bubble Bass has hitched a ride 423 00:18:24,517 --> 00:18:27,344 with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. 424 00:18:27,413 --> 00:18:28,896 And what's this? 425 00:18:28,965 --> 00:18:30,620 Not to be outdone, 426 00:18:30,689 --> 00:18:34,931 it's Fred in his incredible My Leg Mobile. 427 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,172 - My leg! My leg! 428 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,931 I'm in my leg! 429 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,172 - [sniffs] - [grunts] 430 00:18:42,241 --> 00:18:43,620 - I smell grease. 431 00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,827 - Oh, that's not me you're smelling, King. 432 00:18:45,896 --> 00:18:49,344 It's the float from the Krusty Krab, 433 00:18:49,413 --> 00:18:51,931 serving over a million Krabby Patties 434 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,793 daily to hundreds. - Whoo-hoo! Hey! 435 00:18:54,862 --> 00:18:57,655 - Oh, there's everybody's favorite tightwad... 436 00:18:57,724 --> 00:18:59,931 - [laughs] - Mr. Krabs. 437 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:04,068 Well, there's something new-- french-fry confetti. 438 00:19:04,137 --> 00:19:06,413 all: Ow. 439 00:19:06,482 --> 00:19:07,896 [dark music] 440 00:19:07,965 --> 00:19:11,517 - [cackles evilly] 441 00:19:11,586 --> 00:19:15,068 Time to meet your doom, Krabs. 442 00:19:15,137 --> 00:19:18,344 [grunts] 443 00:19:18,413 --> 00:19:22,620 [laughs] Secret formula at 12:00. 444 00:19:22,689 --> 00:19:25,310 - Hang on, folks. It looks like the parade's got 445 00:19:25,379 --> 00:19:27,103 a last-minute entry. 446 00:19:27,172 --> 00:19:31,517 I'd say it's some kind of rancid hot dog on wheels? 447 00:19:31,586 --> 00:19:33,517 No, folks. 448 00:19:33,586 --> 00:19:35,620 I believe this is Bikini Bottom's 449 00:19:35,689 --> 00:19:38,172 own evil genius, Plankton. 450 00:19:38,241 --> 00:19:40,379 - Whoa! - Oh! [laughs] 451 00:19:40,448 --> 00:19:41,655 - Whoa! - It didn't take long 452 00:19:41,724 --> 00:19:43,586 for anarchy to begin this year. 453 00:19:43,655 --> 00:19:48,586 - It's a rogue wave, a nor'easter, a perfect storm! 454 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:51,068 - Oh, it's chaos and confusion, 455 00:19:51,137 --> 00:19:55,103 a tradition here at the Bikini Bottom Parade. 456 00:19:55,172 --> 00:19:56,827 - Yah! - Aah! 457 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,689 Aah! [grunts] 458 00:19:58,758 --> 00:20:02,137 - Well, looks like there is something new on the menu. 459 00:20:02,206 --> 00:20:03,655 - [crunches] - Ow. 460 00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:06,931 - The Krusty Krab float is coming in hot! 461 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,482 - [chuckles] My leg! 462 00:20:09,551 --> 00:20:11,344 My Leg Mobile! 463 00:20:11,413 --> 00:20:15,482 - And here we see the domino effect in action. 464 00:20:15,551 --> 00:20:17,172 [all grunting] 465 00:20:17,241 --> 00:20:18,896 - Huh? Oh. 466 00:20:18,965 --> 00:20:20,931 - My champion. 467 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,310 - [grunts] Larry can't lift this kind of weight. 468 00:20:24,379 --> 00:20:27,172 [groans] 469 00:20:27,241 --> 00:20:29,793 - Ladies and gentlemen, this parade has careened 470 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,896 into a calamitous catastrophe 471 00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:35,068 of crashing and chaos. [all screaming] 472 00:20:35,137 --> 00:20:39,551 - [chuckles] Baby wants his secret formula! 473 00:20:39,620 --> 00:20:41,413 - Aah! - [laughs] 474 00:20:41,482 --> 00:20:43,000 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 475 00:20:43,068 --> 00:20:44,896 No, Plankton. No, Plankton. No, no! 476 00:20:44,965 --> 00:20:48,034 - [cackles evilly] 477 00:20:48,103 --> 00:20:50,413 Whoo-hoo! [laughs] 478 00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:52,551 - Abandon float! 479 00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:54,862 Whoa! - Aah! 480 00:20:54,931 --> 00:20:56,862 Wait for me! 481 00:20:56,931 --> 00:20:58,241 [dramatic music] 482 00:20:58,310 --> 00:20:59,931 - [yells] 483 00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:08,896 It's mine. It's mine! 484 00:21:08,965 --> 00:21:11,137 [chuckles goofily] 485 00:21:11,206 --> 00:21:12,620 - Hmm, why does he want 486 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,482 that useless prop, anyway? 487 00:21:14,551 --> 00:21:17,965 - Because SpongeBob wrote the secret formula 488 00:21:18,034 --> 00:21:20,068 on that paper. 489 00:21:20,137 --> 00:21:21,206 - Wait, what? What? 490 00:21:21,275 --> 00:21:23,965 What? 491 00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:26,241 - [cackles evilly] 492 00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:29,310 - It looks like one last float from the local gas station 493 00:21:29,379 --> 00:21:32,931 is making a combustible entry. 494 00:21:34,206 --> 00:21:36,862 Well folks, this parade has now 495 00:21:36,931 --> 00:21:40,137 officially been declared an apocalypse. 496 00:21:40,206 --> 00:21:44,344 [laughs] - [grunting] 497 00:21:44,413 --> 00:21:46,206 No, no! 498 00:21:46,275 --> 00:21:48,103 I almost had it! 499 00:21:48,172 --> 00:21:50,655 - [laughs] Come on, boy-o. 500 00:21:50,724 --> 00:21:52,655 Let's go back to the Krusty Krab, 501 00:21:52,724 --> 00:21:55,241 where I can punish you proper with unpaid overtime 502 00:21:55,310 --> 00:21:56,896 for doing such a foolish thing. 503 00:21:56,965 --> 00:21:58,344 - Yay! 504 00:21:58,413 --> 00:22:01,793 - Aha! I got something-- 505 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:05,103 an ingredient to the secret formula. 506 00:22:05,172 --> 00:22:06,517 I got an ingredient. 507 00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:08,103 I got an ingredient. 508 00:22:08,172 --> 00:22:11,206 - Hmm. Salt. 509 00:22:11,275 --> 00:22:14,206 - That's right, baby. Salt! 510 00:22:14,275 --> 00:22:16,448 It's got salt in it. 511 00:22:16,517 --> 00:22:18,724 I'm cracking the code! 512 00:22:18,793 --> 00:22:21,413 All I have to do now is add the right ingredients 513 00:22:21,482 --> 00:22:24,206 to salt, and voilà! 514 00:22:24,275 --> 00:22:26,586 I'll have the Krabby Patty secret formula. 515 00:22:26,655 --> 00:22:28,310 You know, I really am a genius. 516 00:22:28,379 --> 00:22:29,620 - Well folks, 517 00:22:29,689 --> 00:22:33,620 another Bikini Bottom Parade ends in disaster. 518 00:22:33,689 --> 00:22:36,862 - Oh. - Same as every year. 519 00:22:36,931 --> 00:22:38,448 Ah, why not? 520 00:22:38,517 --> 00:22:42,758 And now, I'd like to thank my co-host, the Ice Cream King. 521 00:22:42,827 --> 00:22:44,620 Hey, King? - [chuckles stupidly] 522 00:22:44,689 --> 00:22:47,965 - King? - I got my balloon! 523 00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:54,000 [beachy music] 524 00:22:54,068 --> 00:23:01,034 ♪ ♪ 34436

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