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- Are you ready, kids?
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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[flute plays]
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[waves crashing]
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[ukelele playing]
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♪ ♪
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French narrator:
Ah, Avocondo Acres,
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Bikini Bottom's premier
retirement community.
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This is where we find
Harold and Margaret,
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the parents of the ocean's
most exceptional
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multicellular organism,
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SpongeBob SquarePants.
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- [sniffs]
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Harold, do you smell that?
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It smells like something...
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rotting.
- [groans]
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It's begun.
We better run.
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[grunts]
- Oh!
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- Oh...
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- I tell people the rub
their homes with lemon juice
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and wrap it in plastic.
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But do they listen?
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- Oh, Harold, what will we do?
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- Well, we'll just
have to grow a new home.
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[avocado seed squelches]
And in the meantime,
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We can stay with our son.
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- Take cover, Gary!
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Watch this.
I jump up and down.
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The soda bottles
pop their corks
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and send me careening
dangerously around the room!
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I may not survive.
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[laughs]
- [meows]
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[phone ringing]
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- Hello?
[indistinct gibberish]
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Oh, hi, Mom.
Hi, Dad.
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Your house?
Oh, no.
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Stay with me?
Why, of course you can!
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Ooh, guess what, Gary.
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Mom and Dad are coming over
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to stay at our place
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for the very first time!
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- [meows]
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- I just thought of something.
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My parents haven't seen me
in a while.
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They'll be expecting
their son to be a little more,
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well, adult--
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grown-up, mature--
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and look at me!
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♪ ♪
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And look at this place!
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It's a filthy mess!
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♪ ♪
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Whoa!
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- Peek-a-boo.
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French narrator: Clean.
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- Whoa!
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[whimpers]
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Ah!
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- I see you.
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French narrator: So clean.
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- [grunting]
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What?
- We gotta stop
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meeting like this.
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- You almost done?
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- Wee!
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♪ ♪
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- Ooh!
Won't this be fun, dear?
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I'm looking forward
to hanging out
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with a hip, young urbanite
like our boy.
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- Oh, yes, dear.
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We can really use an injection
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of youthful spirit,
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vitality, and dare I say,
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recklessness.
[both giggle]
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[grunts]
Huh?
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[elegant music]
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- [posh accent]
Hello, Mater, Pater.
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This is truly a pleasure.
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- Ooh!
- Won't you entrer?
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French narrator: One--
[clears throat]
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entrée later...
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[happy music]
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[cricket chirping]
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- [coughs]
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♪ ♪
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[bell dings]
- So
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what are we gonna do today?
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I can't wait to hit the town.
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- I have taken the liberty
of writing up an agenda
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of activities
that I know all of us adults
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will find most stimulating.
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♪ ♪
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- We'll begin
with a leisurely walk
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about the neighborhood
so we can critique
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other people's lawns.
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After that--conversations
about taxes, politics,
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and how things aren't nearly
as good as they used to be,
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then an early-bird dinner,
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and we'll top it off
with bedtime at 4:00 p.m.
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- But son, this isn't--
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- Whatever you say, son.
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We're your guests.
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French narrator:
4:00 in the afternoon.
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[dramatic music]
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[duck quacks]
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- Some warm milk
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and the soothing sounds
of disapproval
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to whisk you off
to your slumbers.
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- Mm-mm-mm.
You are so grounded.
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[clarinet playing]
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- [shouts] Will you puh-lease
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stop that confounded racket?
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Some grown-ups are
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trying to sleep in here!
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- Sorry, sir.
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What?
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Wait a minute.
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- Good night,
my dear gastropod.
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[snails meow]
- [meows]
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[meows angrily]
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- Margaret, dear,
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I'm afraid our son has become,
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well, a fuddy duddy.
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Pardon my language.
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- Well,
I was gonna say "bummer,
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a downer, and a total drag."
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- What do you say we sneak out
and have some fun?
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- Way ahead of you.
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- [snickers]
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[both giggling]
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[orchestral music]
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- Wee!
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♪ ♪
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[coat screeches]
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[jazz music]
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[giggling]
- [mumbling indistinctly]
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- Oh, ah!
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- [laughs]
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[both laughing]
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[both gasp]
- Where have you two been?
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[ukelele plays]
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It is 8:00 at night.
I was worried sick.
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- We were just having
a little fun.
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- You're both
acting like children.
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- And you're acting
like a square.
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- [gasps]
I amsquare,
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and I've already committed
to acting mature,
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whether you like it or not.
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- Okay, Mr. Mature,
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it's time for you
to have some fun,
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whether you like it or not.
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[fireworks whistle]
- It's Bikini Bottom
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after dark, baby!
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It's gonna be wild.
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[record scratching]
Woot, woot!
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[suspicious music]
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♪ ♪
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- [giggling]
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Ah!
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- Go on, son.
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Join her.
- Hmph.
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- That is an order, son!
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- Oh, okay.
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- I still got it.
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- Come on, killjoy.
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Don't be such a party pooper.
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[chants] Do it.
Do it.
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- [sighs]
[posh accent] This is
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so childish.
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- What is going--
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- [whimpers]
- SpongeBob!
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- [screams]
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[whimpers]
- [laughs]
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[duck quacks]
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[festive music]
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- [chuckles]
- Yahoo!
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Masked luchador wrestling!
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- [blows raspberry]
How juvenile.
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[all cheering]
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Well, I guess
this is all right.
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It shouldn't be too wild,
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just sitting here, watching.
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- Uh, we're not here to watch.
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- We're here to wrestle.
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- It's tag team time!
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Los Diablos vs. Madre y Padre!
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[both grunt]
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- Mommy, Daddy, no!
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[bell dings]
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[both grunting]
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♪ ♪
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- [grunting]
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- [grunting]
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♪ ♪
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[all grunting]
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- [whimpering]
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♪ ♪
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- [whistles]
- Owie.
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- [grunting]
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[both grunting]
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♪ ♪
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- Mom, Dad!
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I'm coming!
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[screams]
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Uh, Mom?
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Dad?
- 'Atta boy, SpongeBob!
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- We're rooting for you, kiddo!
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- For our next bout,
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it's El Muerte
vs. Señor Peanuts Bag!
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- Oh, wait, what?
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[suspenseful music]
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- [roars]
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- [screams high-pitched]
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[screaming]
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Mommy, Daddy!
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[screaming]
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[squeaks]
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No más!
No más!
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Yay!
Whoa!
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- Now, wasn't that fun?
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- Whoo-hoo!
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- [grunts]
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Where'd that peanut bag guy go?
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I'm hungry.
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- How 'bout a hot dog?
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- I never even knew there
was a 24-hour roller rink
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in Bikini Bottom.
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Well, I guess skating slowly
246
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around and around a roller rink
247
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isn't so wild.
248
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- Rink?
We're skating through town.
249
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- Ha ha!
[both crash]
250
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- Oh!
- Whoops, excuse me.
251
00:09:50,827 --> 00:09:52,206
[both laugh]
- Hey!
252
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both: Whoa.
- Will you two
253
00:09:54,482 --> 00:09:56,068
please act your age?
254
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[elevator dings]
both: Whoo!
255
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- Please stop!
256
00:10:00,758 --> 00:10:03,655
[elevator music playing]
257
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♪ ♪
258
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all: Whoo-hoo!
259
00:10:08,103 --> 00:10:10,620
- Will you slow down?
This is crazy!
260
00:10:10,689 --> 00:10:13,206
- Whoo!
- Wow!
261
00:10:13,275 --> 00:10:15,517
[both laugh]
262
00:10:15,586 --> 00:10:18,482
[all screaming]
263
00:10:19,689 --> 00:10:22,000
- Please, I beg you...
264
00:10:23,172 --> 00:10:25,482
- [screams]
[laughter]
265
00:10:25,551 --> 00:10:28,517
Whoo, whoo.
[laughter]
266
00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:32,413
- [pants]
[groans]
267
00:10:33,862 --> 00:10:36,689
- [sighs]
- Ah, whoa, whoa--
268
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[grunts]
269
00:10:38,827 --> 00:10:41,310
Oh, I just wanted to impress
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you two by showing you what
a mature adult I've become.
271
00:10:44,689 --> 00:10:48,379
But no, you wanted wild.
272
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:49,793
Okay, fine!
273
00:10:49,862 --> 00:10:51,931
You want wild?
274
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I'll show you!
275
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Wild!
276
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[panting]
277
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[ukelele playing]
278
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[screaming]
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♪ ♪
280
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[squeaks]
[snoring]
281
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- Aw, the boy's asleep,
all tuckered out.
282
00:11:19,724 --> 00:11:23,034
Well, our new avocondo
should be ripe right now.
283
00:11:23,103 --> 00:11:24,379
He'll have to stay with us
284
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until he can
regrow his pineapple.
285
00:11:27,482 --> 00:11:30,758
- I wonder when he'll really
grow up and be mature.
286
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- Hopefully not too soon.
Am I right dear?
287
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[somber orchestral music]
288
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- [panting]
Señor Peanuts Bag!
289
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I want satisfaction!
290
00:11:41,551 --> 00:11:42,517
Or peanuts...
291
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I'd rather peanuts.
292
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[upbeat nautical music]
293
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♪ ♪
294
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[film projector whirring]
295
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[video beeping]
296
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[trumpets playing]
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♪ ♪
298
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- Hello, student drivers.
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I'm Mrs. Penelope Puff,
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and as per the court order,
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I will be
your driving instructor
302
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in this education film.
303
00:12:18,586 --> 00:12:23,344
By remembering these
138 simple rules of the road,
304
00:12:23,413 --> 00:12:26,034
every one of you will know
all that you need
305
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to get
your very own boating license.
306
00:12:29,758 --> 00:12:31,793
- Even me?
307
00:12:31,862 --> 00:12:33,379
- [sighs]
308
00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:34,655
[bell dings]
First lesson...
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Here we have Mr. Good Driver.
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Before starting the vehicle,
311
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he always inspects five areas
of his boat for safety.
312
00:12:46,344 --> 00:12:48,551
He checks his tire buoyancy...
313
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[tire hisses]
314
00:12:50,068 --> 00:12:52,241
[meter beeps]
Ensures his propeller
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is properly oiled...
316
00:12:56,413 --> 00:12:59,000
Confirms his boat horn
is functioning...
317
00:12:59,068 --> 00:13:02,517
[horn honks]
Reviews his signals...
318
00:13:02,586 --> 00:13:04,931
[signals dinging]
319
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And most importantly,
320
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he fastens his seat belt...
321
00:13:10,379 --> 00:13:13,344
[bell dings]
And here we have a bad driver,
322
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or what I refer to as
323
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a "SpongeBob."
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- Check tire pressure.
325
00:13:19,310 --> 00:13:22,689
[grunts]
326
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Oil propeller, check.
327
00:13:28,172 --> 00:13:29,931
- [groans]
328
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,965
- Check horn, check.
329
00:13:32,034 --> 00:13:33,137
[horn honks loudly]
330
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- Out of the way!
331
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- Check signals, checkerino!
[bell dinging]
332
00:13:40,034 --> 00:13:41,241
Seat belt...
333
00:13:41,310 --> 00:13:43,620
[grunts]
334
00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:45,275
Belted!
335
00:13:45,344 --> 00:13:47,275
Whoa.
[screams]
336
00:13:47,344 --> 00:13:49,827
Can I get my license now?
337
00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:51,241
- No.
[buzzer blares]
338
00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:53,482
[bell dings]
Now to our second lesson...
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- [groaning]
- As he begins his journey,
340
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Mr. Good Driver makes sure
341
00:14:00,241 --> 00:14:02,862
to watch carefully
for oncoming boats.
342
00:14:02,931 --> 00:14:04,655
Only when the road is clear
343
00:14:04,724 --> 00:14:07,344
does he accelerate
into traffic.
344
00:14:09,206 --> 00:14:10,517
- Beep, beep.
345
00:14:14,206 --> 00:14:16,068
Can I get my license now?
346
00:14:16,137 --> 00:14:17,517
- No!
[buzzer blares]
347
00:14:17,586 --> 00:14:19,275
[bell dings]
Lesson three...
348
00:14:21,275 --> 00:14:23,275
There are several types
of pedestrians.
349
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So Mr. Good Driver
350
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,793
always keeps careful watch.
351
00:14:27,862 --> 00:14:31,034
Here we have the cunning
little, old lady.
352
00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:32,517
- [gasps]
353
00:14:32,586 --> 00:14:34,965
[tires screech]
354
00:14:35,034 --> 00:14:37,827
[horn blares]
- Aw, and the babbling baby
355
00:14:37,896 --> 00:14:39,793
in a buggy.
356
00:14:39,862 --> 00:14:41,517
- [babbles indistinctly]
357
00:14:41,586 --> 00:14:43,758
- Whoa!
358
00:14:43,827 --> 00:14:46,103
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
359
00:14:46,172 --> 00:14:47,586
- The common fruit vendor...
360
00:14:47,655 --> 00:14:49,517
[horn blares]
- [grunts]
361
00:14:52,137 --> 00:14:54,655
- And naturally,
we see some workmen
362
00:14:54,724 --> 00:14:57,551
carrying
a large pane of glass.
363
00:14:57,620 --> 00:14:59,517
- How cliché!
364
00:14:59,586 --> 00:15:04,068
♪ ♪
365
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,931
both: Whoa...
366
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,137
[bell dings]
367
00:15:08,206 --> 00:15:10,000
- Mr. Good Driver may think
368
00:15:10,068 --> 00:15:11,586
he can let his guard down,
369
00:15:11,655 --> 00:15:13,896
but there's
still one pedestrian
370
00:15:13,965 --> 00:15:15,655
waiting to strike.
371
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,517
The rare
Poriferous Aggravatus,
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00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:24,620
commonly known as a SpongeBob.
373
00:15:24,689 --> 00:15:25,724
- Hi, Squidward.
374
00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:27,517
- [screaming]
375
00:15:27,586 --> 00:15:29,206
- Hi, Squidward.
Hi, Squidward.
376
00:15:29,275 --> 00:15:30,586
Hi, Squidward.
377
00:15:30,655 --> 00:15:31,965
Hi, Squidward.
378
00:15:32,034 --> 00:15:33,862
- [gasps]
[whimpers]
379
00:15:33,931 --> 00:15:36,068
[screams]
380
00:15:36,137 --> 00:15:37,517
- [grunting]
381
00:15:37,586 --> 00:15:38,517
- [screams]
382
00:15:41,965 --> 00:15:43,448
- Whoa!
383
00:15:43,517 --> 00:15:44,482
[grunts]
384
00:15:45,689 --> 00:15:48,275
- Hey,
can I get my license now?
385
00:15:48,344 --> 00:15:49,896
[bell dings]
[antenna signal whistles]
386
00:15:49,965 --> 00:15:51,655
- Lesson 29...
387
00:15:55,448 --> 00:15:59,068
Mr. Good Driver must obey
various road signs.
388
00:15:59,137 --> 00:16:01,827
Here are just a few...
- [gasps]
389
00:16:01,896 --> 00:16:03,965
- Speed bumps...
390
00:16:04,034 --> 00:16:05,103
- Ow, ow, ow!
391
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:08,275
Ow, ow, ow--
[screaming]
392
00:16:08,344 --> 00:16:10,103
- Slow children at play...
393
00:16:10,172 --> 00:16:13,241
[slow-motion chatter]
394
00:16:21,275 --> 00:16:22,379
- [groans]
395
00:16:26,689 --> 00:16:28,896
- Sometimes,
even Mr. Good Driver
396
00:16:28,965 --> 00:16:31,586
may be overwhelmed
with directions.
397
00:16:31,655 --> 00:16:35,517
- [whimpering]
398
00:16:35,586 --> 00:16:38,137
- Never read a road map
while driving.
399
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:41,172
That's something only
a SpongeBob would do.
400
00:16:41,241 --> 00:16:42,551
- [laughs]
401
00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:43,724
[boat honks]
Huh?
402
00:16:43,793 --> 00:16:46,689
[all screaming]
- Hey, Squidward!
403
00:16:46,758 --> 00:16:49,275
- [screams]
404
00:16:49,344 --> 00:16:50,965
[boats crash]
[tires screech]
405
00:16:51,034 --> 00:16:54,275
[screaming]
406
00:16:56,310 --> 00:16:58,379
[explosion booms]
407
00:16:58,448 --> 00:17:00,379
[bell dings]
- Lesson 53...
408
00:17:02,965 --> 00:17:04,379
Good driving also means
409
00:17:04,448 --> 00:17:06,655
being a good passenger--
410
00:17:06,724 --> 00:17:09,000
never distract your driver.
411
00:17:09,068 --> 00:17:11,586
- Guess what, Squidward.
I'm gonna get my license today.
412
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:14,793
Mrs. Puff said, at the end
of the film, I'm gonna get it.
413
00:17:14,862 --> 00:17:16,896
- [grunting]
414
00:17:16,965 --> 00:17:20,206
Oh, you're gonna get it
all right.
415
00:17:20,275 --> 00:17:23,551
It's also important
not to be a backseat driver.
416
00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:26,931
- Ooh, I can drive
from the back seat?
417
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,172
- [choking]
418
00:17:28,241 --> 00:17:29,379
[neck cracking]
419
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:30,793
- [laughing]
- Stop it!
420
00:17:30,862 --> 00:17:33,068
You're driving me crazy!
421
00:17:33,137 --> 00:17:34,344
[boat screeches]
- Whoa!
422
00:17:34,413 --> 00:17:35,482
[squeaks]
[grunts]
423
00:17:36,517 --> 00:17:38,620
- Finally, as a passenger,
424
00:17:38,689 --> 00:17:40,275
you must never play
425
00:17:40,344 --> 00:17:42,310
with the boat's
control console.
426
00:17:42,379 --> 00:17:44,068
- Let's get some tunes
going here.
427
00:17:44,137 --> 00:17:45,896
[percussive beat]
428
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,206
- [screaming]
429
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,000
[glass shatter]
430
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,827
- How 'bout some AC?
431
00:17:53,344 --> 00:17:55,620
Brr, too cold.
432
00:17:58,172 --> 00:18:00,724
Ooh, let me help you with that.
433
00:18:02,827 --> 00:18:04,379
- [screams]
434
00:18:04,448 --> 00:18:07,310
[slow-motion chatter]
435
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:08,551
[screaming]
436
00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:13,000
all: [slow-motion] Oh, no.
437
00:18:14,275 --> 00:18:16,103
- [grunts]
438
00:18:16,172 --> 00:18:20,172
all: [slow-motion] No...
439
00:18:20,241 --> 00:18:21,517
- [growls]
440
00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:25,034
- Lesson 54...
441
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,275
Even Mr. Good Driver
may be tempted
442
00:18:29,344 --> 00:18:30,655
to take out his anger
443
00:18:30,724 --> 00:18:32,206
on a fellow motorist.
444
00:18:32,275 --> 00:18:39,379
♪ ♪
445
00:18:40,517 --> 00:18:41,965
- [screams]
446
00:18:42,034 --> 00:18:44,413
[tires squeal]
447
00:18:44,482 --> 00:18:46,172
- In times like these,
448
00:18:46,241 --> 00:18:48,000
remember one simple word--
449
00:18:54,034 --> 00:18:55,551
- Oh, I know this one.
450
00:18:57,827 --> 00:18:59,551
Let me help you relax, friend.
451
00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:02,000
- [growls]
- Just breathe in.
452
00:19:02,068 --> 00:19:03,758
[both inhale deeply]
453
00:19:03,827 --> 00:19:04,793
And out.
454
00:19:04,862 --> 00:19:06,517
[both exhale]
455
00:19:06,586 --> 00:19:09,068
That's it.
Now, how about a relaxing
456
00:19:09,137 --> 00:19:10,448
cup of kelp tea?
457
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:13,413
[mindful music]
458
00:19:13,482 --> 00:19:14,827
- [gargles]
459
00:19:14,896 --> 00:19:16,379
[gulps]
460
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,275
[sighs]
461
00:19:18,344 --> 00:19:20,172
[hums]
462
00:19:20,241 --> 00:19:21,793
- Refreshing, right?
463
00:19:21,862 --> 00:19:24,000
- Mm-hmm.
- Now, let's rake some sand.
464
00:19:24,068 --> 00:19:29,241
♪ ♪
465
00:19:29,310 --> 00:19:31,172
- Mm-hmm.
466
00:19:31,241 --> 00:19:33,655
- There, relaxed.
467
00:19:33,724 --> 00:19:36,827
[all shouting angrily]
468
00:19:40,896 --> 00:19:42,793
Maybe it's time
to go elsewhere.
469
00:19:42,862 --> 00:19:44,448
- [whimpers]
470
00:19:46,137 --> 00:19:47,034
[horn honks]
471
00:19:49,206 --> 00:19:52,344
[whimpering]
472
00:19:56,275 --> 00:19:58,793
Eee...
[strained grunting]
473
00:19:58,862 --> 00:20:01,827
- [growling]
-[whimpering]
474
00:20:04,758 --> 00:20:06,655
- This darn projector--
475
00:20:06,724 --> 00:20:09,689
just when we were
getting to the good part.
476
00:20:09,758 --> 00:20:11,034
- Don't worry, Mrs. Puff.
477
00:20:11,103 --> 00:20:13,448
Let a good noodle
handle that for you.
478
00:20:13,517 --> 00:20:15,310
- No, SpongeBob, that's okay.
479
00:20:15,379 --> 00:20:17,586
- [grunts]
Whoa!
480
00:20:17,655 --> 00:20:20,103
Huh?
[stammers]
481
00:20:20,172 --> 00:20:22,689
I'm ready for my close-up.
482
00:20:22,758 --> 00:20:24,517
[laughs]
483
00:20:24,586 --> 00:20:26,103
- Get out of there!
484
00:20:26,172 --> 00:20:28,551
- Yes, ma'am.
[grunts]
485
00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:31,379
- [sighs]
Well, I guess we can't finish
486
00:20:31,448 --> 00:20:34,379
the film.
[all cheer]
487
00:20:34,448 --> 00:20:36,034
- B--b--but
if we can't finish the film,
488
00:20:36,103 --> 00:20:39,103
we can't finish class!
[all cheer]
489
00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:40,586
And if we can't finish class,
490
00:20:40,655 --> 00:20:42,965
then I can't get my license.
491
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:44,275
[all cheer]
492
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,241
[bell dings]
I know.
493
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:46,862
I'll finish the film myself.
494
00:20:46,931 --> 00:20:48,758
[all boo]
495
00:20:50,206 --> 00:20:53,620
And now, the moment
you've all been waiting for.
496
00:20:53,689 --> 00:20:56,655
[vocalizes climactic music]
497
00:20:56,724 --> 00:20:59,413
SpongeBob's boating license.
498
00:20:59,482 --> 00:21:02,137
SpongeBob was
such an exemplary driver...
499
00:21:02,206 --> 00:21:03,862
- Oh, puh-lease.
500
00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:06,586
- That a special ceremony
was held in his honor
501
00:21:06,655 --> 00:21:09,793
at city hall.
It was a dream come true.
502
00:21:09,862 --> 00:21:13,068
Mrs. Puff had deemed him
worthy of the road.
503
00:21:13,137 --> 00:21:16,448
He finally had
a dazzling, genuine,
504
00:21:16,517 --> 00:21:19,586
full-sized boating license!
505
00:21:19,655 --> 00:21:22,655
Now, imbued with the power
of good driving,
506
00:21:22,724 --> 00:21:24,000
SpongeBob brought peace
507
00:21:24,068 --> 00:21:26,172
to the people
of this troubled world.
508
00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:28,586
He delivered Krabby Patties
to the hungry.
509
00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:31,689
[upbeat quirky music]
510
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:34,000
He de-escalated petty crime.
511
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,241
- Yay!
512
00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:41,137
- And he even kept the ice cap
from melting.
513
00:21:41,206 --> 00:21:43,172
Yes, everyone loved SpongeBob
514
00:21:43,241 --> 00:21:45,758
more than ever now that
he had his boating license.
515
00:21:45,827 --> 00:21:48,413
They all loved him so much.
516
00:21:48,482 --> 00:21:51,448
[smooching]
517
00:21:51,517 --> 00:21:54,000
- That is quite enough!
518
00:21:54,068 --> 00:21:55,482
[growling]
519
00:21:57,965 --> 00:22:00,517
We'll resume the correct lesson
next week.
520
00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:02,931
Class is dismissed.
521
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,344
Just remember
what you learned today,
522
00:22:05,413 --> 00:22:08,241
and no more of this nonsense!
523
00:22:08,310 --> 00:22:10,241
[grumbles]
524
00:22:10,310 --> 00:22:12,413
[upbeat nautical music]
525
00:22:12,482 --> 00:22:14,827
all: Yes, Mrs. Puff.
526
00:22:14,896 --> 00:22:18,103
[all vocalizing boat engines]
527
00:22:21,655 --> 00:22:23,931
- Whoa!
Wee!
528
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,310
[chuckles]
529
00:22:25,379 --> 00:22:27,896
♪ ♪
530
00:22:27,965 --> 00:22:30,172
Beep, beep!
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