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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,137 --> 00:00:10,482 - Are you ready, kids? 2 00:00:10,551 --> 00:00:12,103 kids: Aye, aye, Captain! 3 00:00:12,172 --> 00:00:13,655 - I can't hear you. 4 00:00:13,724 --> 00:00:15,724 kids: Aye, aye, Captain! 5 00:00:15,793 --> 00:00:18,724 - ♪ Ohh... ♪ 6 00:00:18,793 --> 00:00:20,758 ♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪ 7 00:00:20,827 --> 00:00:22,827 kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! 8 00:00:22,896 --> 00:00:24,655 - ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪ 9 00:00:24,724 --> 00:00:26,586 kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! 10 00:00:26,655 --> 00:00:28,793 - ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪ 11 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,862 kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! 12 00:00:30,931 --> 00:00:32,758 - ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪ 13 00:00:32,827 --> 00:00:34,758 kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready? 14 00:00:34,827 --> 00:00:36,551 all: SpongeBob SquarePants! 15 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:38,862 SpongeBob SquarePants! 16 00:00:38,931 --> 00:00:40,793 SpongeBob SquarePants! 17 00:00:40,862 --> 00:00:42,103 - SpongeBob 18 00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:43,965 SquarePants! 19 00:00:44,034 --> 00:00:46,689 [laughing] 20 00:00:46,758 --> 00:00:49,000 ♪ ♪ 21 00:00:49,068 --> 00:00:50,551 [waves crashing] 22 00:00:53,896 --> 00:00:56,793 [upbeat rock music] 23 00:00:56,862 --> 00:01:03,827 ♪ ♪ 24 00:01:03,896 --> 00:01:05,241 - [gasps] 25 00:01:05,310 --> 00:01:07,241 [grunts] Mwah. - Aww. 26 00:01:07,310 --> 00:01:09,482 - [laughing] 27 00:01:09,551 --> 00:01:10,586 - Ha ha. 28 00:01:10,655 --> 00:01:11,931 - Ha ha. 29 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,172 - [laughing] 30 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:15,758 Whoa! - [quacks] 31 00:01:15,827 --> 00:01:18,241 - Aww. 32 00:01:18,310 --> 00:01:22,275 ♪ Soon I will get a thrill, cooking patties on my grill ♪ 33 00:01:22,344 --> 00:01:23,413 Whee! 34 00:01:23,482 --> 00:01:25,862 [grunts] Whoa! 35 00:01:25,931 --> 00:01:29,689 "Krusty Krab closed on account of urchins"? 36 00:01:29,758 --> 00:01:32,206 Oh, I must be in a nightmare. 37 00:01:32,275 --> 00:01:33,965 - It's no nightmare, SpongeBob. 38 00:01:34,034 --> 00:01:35,827 I'm closing the old girl up for a week 39 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:37,965 to get rid of those prickly pests. 40 00:01:38,034 --> 00:01:40,896 Plus, I had a coupon for Urchin B-Gone. 41 00:01:40,965 --> 00:01:43,448 - What will become of me? 42 00:01:43,517 --> 00:01:47,344 What am I gonna do for a whole week? 43 00:01:47,413 --> 00:01:49,000 - Slow your roll, Boy-o. 44 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:51,586 I've rented you out to a different establishment 45 00:01:51,655 --> 00:01:53,482 for the week, so is not to disrupt 46 00:01:53,551 --> 00:01:55,000 me incomin' monies. 47 00:01:55,068 --> 00:01:56,413 - Oh, boy! 48 00:01:56,482 --> 00:01:59,862 A temporary job sounds so adventurous. 49 00:01:59,931 --> 00:02:01,620 Is Squidward coming too? 50 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:04,344 - Nope, I got him a job in the entertainment industry. 51 00:02:04,413 --> 00:02:05,551 - Whoa. 52 00:02:05,620 --> 00:02:06,896 [rowdy circus music] [horn honking] 53 00:02:06,965 --> 00:02:09,068 - Still better than working with SpongeBob. 54 00:02:09,137 --> 00:02:10,448 - [trumpets] 55 00:02:10,517 --> 00:02:12,241 - Where will I be working, Mr. Krabs? 56 00:02:12,310 --> 00:02:15,586 - You'll be working right here at The Salty Spitoon. 57 00:02:15,655 --> 00:02:16,931 [yelling] [spits] 58 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,482 - Aah! 59 00:02:18,551 --> 00:02:21,275 - No, thanks. That place is too tough for me. 60 00:02:21,344 --> 00:02:23,586 [screams] - [snarls, barks] 61 00:02:23,655 --> 00:02:26,137 - You don't have to be tough to work here. 62 00:02:26,206 --> 00:02:28,482 You just gotta look tough. 63 00:02:28,551 --> 00:02:30,448 - [grunting] There. 64 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:33,655 Now you look like a tough guy. 65 00:02:33,724 --> 00:02:35,965 - I don't feel tough, Mr. Krabs. 66 00:02:36,034 --> 00:02:38,758 - Now when you go in there, go up to the biggest customer, 67 00:02:38,827 --> 00:02:40,379 look him squarely in the eye... [bell dings] 68 00:02:40,448 --> 00:02:44,206 And let him know exactly what you think of him. 69 00:02:44,275 --> 00:02:45,620 - No problem, Mr. K. 70 00:02:45,689 --> 00:02:48,310 I'm great at looking squarely. 71 00:02:48,379 --> 00:02:49,448 [laughs] 72 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:52,586 - No funny business, Boy-o. 73 00:02:52,655 --> 00:02:55,586 [intense guitar music] 74 00:02:55,655 --> 00:02:57,482 - Argh! - Oh! 75 00:02:57,551 --> 00:03:00,517 [both grunting] 76 00:03:00,586 --> 00:03:03,724 ♪ ♪ 77 00:03:03,793 --> 00:03:05,310 - [laughs] [cannon blows] 78 00:03:05,379 --> 00:03:11,862 ♪ ♪ 79 00:03:11,931 --> 00:03:13,275 - Whoa! 80 00:03:13,344 --> 00:03:17,068 - [mumbles] 81 00:03:17,137 --> 00:03:18,827 - [squeaks] - Aah! 82 00:03:18,896 --> 00:03:20,310 [growls] 83 00:03:20,379 --> 00:03:23,034 - Huh? [growls] 84 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:29,000 - Grr, I'm gonna tell you exactly what I think of you. 85 00:03:29,068 --> 00:03:32,517 You have got the most beautiful baby blue eyes. 86 00:03:32,586 --> 00:03:34,275 - Aw, thanks. 87 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:36,689 I got 'em from me mother. 88 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:39,310 - Blue eyes? Everybody knows my green eyes 89 00:03:39,379 --> 00:03:40,482 are the most beautiful. 90 00:03:40,551 --> 00:03:42,379 - Oh, yeah? 91 00:03:42,448 --> 00:03:43,517 - Yeah! 92 00:03:43,586 --> 00:03:45,379 [both roaring] 93 00:03:45,448 --> 00:03:47,965 - Aah! 94 00:03:48,034 --> 00:03:50,724 - Hey. Yai. 95 00:03:50,793 --> 00:03:53,724 - [whistles] - You must be SpongeBob. 96 00:03:53,793 --> 00:03:57,517 Welcome to The Salty Spitoon. [spits] 97 00:03:57,586 --> 00:03:59,655 I'm the owner of this joint. 98 00:03:59,724 --> 00:04:03,103 That means youse works for me now! 99 00:04:03,172 --> 00:04:04,586 - My new boss. 100 00:04:04,655 --> 00:04:06,034 So nice to meet-- 101 00:04:06,103 --> 00:04:07,206 [groans] 102 00:04:07,275 --> 00:04:09,103 [heavy rock music] 103 00:04:09,172 --> 00:04:10,586 [grunts] 104 00:04:10,655 --> 00:04:12,000 - Here's the grill. 105 00:04:12,068 --> 00:04:14,862 - Wha--aah. [blubbers] - Here's the spatoola. 106 00:04:14,931 --> 00:04:16,758 Now make with the grub. - Aah. 107 00:04:16,827 --> 00:04:18,862 - Um, just out of curiosity, 108 00:04:18,931 --> 00:04:21,103 uh, what happened to your last fry cook? 109 00:04:21,172 --> 00:04:24,034 - That's our employee of the month wall. 110 00:04:24,103 --> 00:04:26,172 - [gasps] 111 00:04:26,241 --> 00:04:30,793 - Your photo is gonna be next if you don't get to work! 112 00:04:30,862 --> 00:04:32,896 [smash] - [winces] 113 00:04:32,965 --> 00:04:34,413 [flames roaring] 114 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:35,793 Don't worry, SpongeBob. 115 00:04:35,862 --> 00:04:37,655 It'll be just like working at the Krusty Krab. 116 00:04:37,724 --> 00:04:38,793 - ♪ La la la la la ♪ 117 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:41,137 - Keep those patties comin', pal. 118 00:04:41,206 --> 00:04:43,275 I love you. 119 00:04:43,344 --> 00:04:45,379 - Gimme a brick covered in nails 120 00:04:45,448 --> 00:04:47,137 with extra motor oil! 121 00:04:47,206 --> 00:04:49,793 [bell dings] 122 00:04:49,862 --> 00:04:52,931 Huh? What is this garbage? 123 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,931 I asked for a brick covered with nails. 124 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,034 - Oh, I thought that was just diner lingo. 125 00:04:59,103 --> 00:05:00,448 Sorry. [grunting] 126 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:02,620 Brick covered with nails, extra motor oil. 127 00:05:02,689 --> 00:05:04,172 Salty Spitoon style. 128 00:05:04,241 --> 00:05:05,344 [spits] - Hmm. 129 00:05:05,413 --> 00:05:08,344 Now that's a tough sandwich. 130 00:05:08,413 --> 00:05:10,310 [everyone grunting, gasping] 131 00:05:10,379 --> 00:05:12,137 - Oh. 132 00:05:14,103 --> 00:05:19,655 - Ooh, the brick is so tender, and the nails are roasted. 133 00:05:19,724 --> 00:05:22,206 [all cheering] 134 00:05:22,275 --> 00:05:24,413 - Whoo-hoo! - Got some more orders for you, 135 00:05:24,482 --> 00:05:25,965 SpongeBob. 136 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:29,310 - 72 bricks covered in motor oil coming right up. 137 00:05:29,379 --> 00:05:31,206 [panting] 138 00:05:31,275 --> 00:05:33,000 [cheering] 139 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,137 [all gasp] - Whaddaya know? 140 00:05:36,206 --> 00:05:38,379 Whaddaya say, gang? 141 00:05:38,448 --> 00:05:39,896 - It's Puff the Tuff! - [gasps] 142 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:42,275 [stuttering] Puff the Tuff? 143 00:05:42,344 --> 00:05:44,241 [straining] - [grunts] 144 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:47,000 [laughs] 145 00:05:48,344 --> 00:05:49,275 [inhales] 146 00:05:49,344 --> 00:05:51,172 [all groan] 147 00:05:51,241 --> 00:05:54,206 - Gimme a tall glass of broken glass 148 00:05:54,275 --> 00:05:56,206 in a dirty glass. 149 00:05:56,275 --> 00:05:57,517 [glass shatters] 150 00:05:57,586 --> 00:05:59,000 - [growls] 151 00:05:59,068 --> 00:06:00,448 [chomp] 152 00:06:00,517 --> 00:06:02,724 - [laughing] 153 00:06:02,793 --> 00:06:04,551 - That laugh. No! 154 00:06:04,620 --> 00:06:05,793 It can't be him. 155 00:06:05,862 --> 00:06:08,034 - Who ordered the bomb-becue? 156 00:06:08,103 --> 00:06:09,448 [laughs] 157 00:06:09,517 --> 00:06:11,068 - SpongeBob! - [gasps] 158 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:13,965 - [groans] Aah! 159 00:06:14,034 --> 00:06:15,241 [all gasp] 160 00:06:15,310 --> 00:06:17,241 - Was that Mrs. Puff? 161 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,896 - Wait a second. 162 00:06:18,965 --> 00:06:21,931 Why is Puff the Tuff afraid of you? 163 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,827 - Oh, she probably didn't recognize me 164 00:06:23,896 --> 00:06:26,000 now that I'm a tough guy. 165 00:06:26,068 --> 00:06:28,448 [horn honks] Oh, my shoelace is untied. 166 00:06:28,517 --> 00:06:29,931 Safety first. [boom] 167 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,344 - Aah! - That new little cook 168 00:06:32,413 --> 00:06:33,793 seems pretty tough. 169 00:06:33,862 --> 00:06:37,241 - Oh, yeah? Let's see how tough he is. 170 00:06:37,310 --> 00:06:42,310 Let the trials of toughness begin! 171 00:06:42,379 --> 00:06:44,620 Mechanical Sea-bull. 172 00:06:44,689 --> 00:06:47,413 - Whoa! Whoa! Aah! 173 00:06:47,482 --> 00:06:49,241 - Aw, poor thing. 174 00:06:49,310 --> 00:06:52,310 You're probably tired of people riding you all the time. 175 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:53,965 Take a break and ride me. 176 00:06:54,034 --> 00:06:56,137 - [snorts] - [laughs] 177 00:06:56,206 --> 00:06:57,241 Whee! [smash] 178 00:06:57,310 --> 00:07:00,241 Oops. 179 00:07:00,310 --> 00:07:02,793 - Whoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo. 180 00:07:02,862 --> 00:07:04,310 - Punching bag! 181 00:07:04,379 --> 00:07:07,379 - [grunting] 182 00:07:07,448 --> 00:07:08,689 - [growling] 183 00:07:08,758 --> 00:07:11,344 Whoa. 184 00:07:11,413 --> 00:07:13,724 [air squeaking] 185 00:07:13,793 --> 00:07:15,758 - Nice punch, SpongeBob. 186 00:07:15,827 --> 00:07:18,586 - Body hair strength! 187 00:07:18,655 --> 00:07:20,172 - [grunts] 188 00:07:20,241 --> 00:07:21,689 [laughs] 189 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:24,965 - Uh. 190 00:07:25,034 --> 00:07:26,482 Oh. 191 00:07:26,551 --> 00:07:28,620 I'll just use my abrasive side. 192 00:07:28,689 --> 00:07:31,137 [laughs] 193 00:07:31,206 --> 00:07:34,620 - [gasps] Aww. 194 00:07:34,689 --> 00:07:39,931 - I declare the toughest guy at The Salty Spitoon... 195 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:44,241 [spits] Is SpongeBob SquarePants. 196 00:07:44,310 --> 00:07:46,586 [cheers and applause] 197 00:07:46,655 --> 00:07:48,310 [chain clangs] 198 00:07:48,379 --> 00:07:49,517 Whoo! 199 00:07:49,586 --> 00:07:52,172 - As our tough guy leader, 200 00:07:52,241 --> 00:07:57,103 you have the power to do whatever you want. 201 00:07:57,172 --> 00:08:00,586 - Well, in that case, I've got a few wild ideas 202 00:08:00,655 --> 00:08:02,000 for this place. 203 00:08:04,206 --> 00:08:05,482 [all quacking] 204 00:08:05,551 --> 00:08:07,344 [motor roars] 205 00:08:08,827 --> 00:08:11,689 [upbeat rock music] 206 00:08:11,758 --> 00:08:13,965 [motor revs] 207 00:08:14,034 --> 00:08:15,620 [horn honks] - Aah! 208 00:08:15,689 --> 00:08:20,793 ♪ ♪ 209 00:08:20,862 --> 00:08:22,931 [tires screeching] 210 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,724 - All right, guys. 211 00:08:24,793 --> 00:08:27,517 Prepare to rumble in the toughest place 212 00:08:27,586 --> 00:08:29,310 in Bikini Bottom. 213 00:08:29,379 --> 00:08:31,689 [cheering] 214 00:08:31,758 --> 00:08:33,586 - [gasps] 215 00:08:33,655 --> 00:08:35,793 Huh? [growls] 216 00:08:35,862 --> 00:08:38,793 [light music] 217 00:08:38,862 --> 00:08:46,000 ♪ ♪ 218 00:08:50,068 --> 00:08:51,862 Yeah, no, no, no, no. This is the right place. 219 00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:53,896 What's going on in here? 220 00:08:53,965 --> 00:08:56,896 I demand to speak to whoever's in charge. 221 00:08:56,965 --> 00:09:00,620 [patrons quietly conversing] 222 00:09:00,689 --> 00:09:03,620 [old Western music playing] 223 00:09:03,689 --> 00:09:05,275 - Welcome, stranger. 224 00:09:05,344 --> 00:09:06,931 - Oh. [chuckles] 225 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,413 Why is the cheese talking to me? 226 00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:12,034 - You asked to speak with the tough leader? 227 00:09:12,103 --> 00:09:14,862 - No, no, really, who let this guy in here? 228 00:09:14,931 --> 00:09:18,862 - I see you're admiring the new décor. 229 00:09:18,931 --> 00:09:20,931 - Tell him how it is, lad. 230 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,724 - I'll do him one better. 231 00:09:23,793 --> 00:09:24,965 ♪ Oh ♪ 232 00:09:25,034 --> 00:09:26,965 all: ♪ Oh ♪ 233 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:30,689 - Hey, what's happening? 234 00:09:30,758 --> 00:09:32,793 ♪ Come one and come all to The Softy Spitoon ♪ 235 00:09:32,862 --> 00:09:34,862 all: ♪ Softy Spitoon ♪ 236 00:09:34,931 --> 00:09:37,000 - ♪ Where all of our cupcakes come with a balloon ♪ 237 00:09:37,068 --> 00:09:39,275 all: ♪ Softy Spitoon ♪ 238 00:09:39,344 --> 00:09:41,034 - If you like head kisses and cuddly hugs ♪ 239 00:09:41,103 --> 00:09:43,448 all: ♪ Softy Spitoon ♪ 240 00:09:43,517 --> 00:09:45,551 - ♪ And raise up your milk with "I heart Mom" mugs ♪ 241 00:09:45,620 --> 00:09:47,793 all: ♪ Softy Spitoon ♪ - ♪ Ready? ♪ 242 00:09:47,862 --> 00:09:50,034 all: ♪ Softy ♪ - Enough! 243 00:09:50,103 --> 00:09:54,344 You're acting like a bunch of weenies. 244 00:09:54,413 --> 00:09:55,896 - Weenies? 245 00:09:55,965 --> 00:09:58,965 We have those, and they are to die for. 246 00:09:59,034 --> 00:10:02,379 A dab of freshly pickled relish, perhaps? 247 00:10:02,448 --> 00:10:04,448 - [growls] 248 00:10:04,517 --> 00:10:06,310 - [cries] - Hey! 249 00:10:06,379 --> 00:10:08,413 There ain't no cryin' in The Softy-- 250 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:10,724 I mean The Salty Spitoon. 251 00:10:10,793 --> 00:10:13,068 - Well, there is now, buttercup. 252 00:10:13,137 --> 00:10:16,413 And if you don't like it, you can hike it. 253 00:10:16,482 --> 00:10:18,551 - Oh, yeah? 254 00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:20,689 - Yeah. - [snaps] 255 00:10:20,758 --> 00:10:23,862 [everyone yelling] 256 00:10:24,551 --> 00:10:28,034 - Well, let's see how SpongeBob is doing. 257 00:10:28,103 --> 00:10:29,620 This oughta be good. [glass shatters] 258 00:10:29,689 --> 00:10:31,689 [gasps] 259 00:10:31,758 --> 00:10:33,931 - Krabs, what are you doin' here? 260 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,517 The week ain't up yet. 261 00:10:35,586 --> 00:10:37,896 - SpongeBob isn't giving you a problem? 262 00:10:37,965 --> 00:10:39,172 - Problem? 263 00:10:39,241 --> 00:10:42,896 Nah, he's the belle of the ball. 264 00:10:42,965 --> 00:10:45,275 - [chomps] Ah. [groans] 265 00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:48,275 - In fact, the customers like him so much, 266 00:10:48,344 --> 00:10:51,344 I'm gonna keep him on permanently. 267 00:10:51,413 --> 00:10:52,793 - You can't do that. 268 00:10:52,862 --> 00:10:55,241 He's coming back with me right now. 269 00:10:55,310 --> 00:10:56,655 - Oh, yeah? 270 00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:58,620 - Yeah. 271 00:10:58,689 --> 00:11:01,448 [gasps] [both grunting] 272 00:11:01,517 --> 00:11:03,448 - I better take you home, Mr. Krabs. 273 00:11:03,517 --> 00:11:06,034 This place is much too tough for you. 274 00:11:06,103 --> 00:11:08,413 You might get hurt, see? 275 00:11:08,482 --> 00:11:09,620 - Whoa. - Ha. 276 00:11:09,689 --> 00:11:12,241 - Fare thee well, you old Softy Spitoon. 277 00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:14,448 We'll always have... [spits] 278 00:11:14,517 --> 00:11:16,793 - [groaning] 279 00:11:16,862 --> 00:11:19,206 Huh? Hey, everybody. 280 00:11:19,275 --> 00:11:22,000 That guy is kidnapping our leader. 281 00:11:22,068 --> 00:11:23,896 [all grunting] 282 00:11:23,965 --> 00:11:25,931 - ♪ Softy Spitoon ♪ 283 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,862 ♪ Softy Spitoon ♪ 284 00:11:27,931 --> 00:11:29,517 ♪ Softy ♪ 285 00:11:29,586 --> 00:11:33,448 ♪ Spitoon ♪ 286 00:11:33,517 --> 00:11:34,551 [laughs] 287 00:11:39,862 --> 00:11:42,758 [light beachy music] 288 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:49,689 ♪ ♪ 289 00:11:49,758 --> 00:11:50,931 - [barking] 290 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,482 - All right, Plankton. 291 00:11:52,551 --> 00:11:55,620 I managed to fit 12 changes of underwear 292 00:11:55,689 --> 00:11:57,586 in your suitcase. 293 00:11:57,655 --> 00:11:59,137 Will that be enough for the trip? 294 00:11:59,206 --> 00:12:02,206 - [laughing] - [barking] 295 00:12:02,275 --> 00:12:04,965 - I'm gonna be gone for three days, Karen, 296 00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:06,965 so yeah, that should cover it. 297 00:12:07,034 --> 00:12:08,551 [giggles] 298 00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:10,724 That's right, Spot. Daddy has to go 299 00:12:10,793 --> 00:12:14,482 to the annual Doomsday Device Expo in Shell City. 300 00:12:14,551 --> 00:12:17,344 He's gonna find you an instrument of ultimate evil. 301 00:12:17,413 --> 00:12:19,034 Yes, he is. 302 00:12:19,103 --> 00:12:21,551 - [barks] - Don't worry, boy. 303 00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:24,344 I left lots of instructions for Mommy, 304 00:12:24,413 --> 00:12:26,724 so she knows exactly how to care for you 305 00:12:26,793 --> 00:12:28,655 while I'm gone. 306 00:12:28,724 --> 00:12:31,034 [bright orchestral music] 307 00:12:31,103 --> 00:12:35,103 My wittle man just needs wots of extra wove, 308 00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:37,344 and I would destroy the whole world 309 00:12:37,413 --> 00:12:40,689 if anything happened to him. 310 00:12:40,758 --> 00:12:42,862 [horn honks] - Oh, your taxi's here. 311 00:12:42,931 --> 00:12:46,448 ♪ ♪ 312 00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:47,931 [tires screeching] 313 00:12:49,137 --> 00:12:52,448 Off you go, Sheldon. 314 00:12:52,517 --> 00:12:54,413 - So long, Karen. 315 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,758 Bye, Spotty! 316 00:12:56,827 --> 00:12:57,931 - Bye, Plankton. 317 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,689 Have a nice trip. 318 00:12:59,758 --> 00:13:02,965 Looks like it's just you and me, Spot. 319 00:13:03,034 --> 00:13:05,206 Spot? - [barking] 320 00:13:05,275 --> 00:13:06,586 [alarm blares] 321 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:11,620 Oh, Plankton's instructions. 322 00:13:11,689 --> 00:13:14,000 Spot, bad amoeba. 323 00:13:14,068 --> 00:13:15,344 - [barks] 324 00:13:15,413 --> 00:13:18,068 - Oh, who needs Plankton's little notes? 325 00:13:18,137 --> 00:13:21,827 A sophisticated AI like myself should have no problem 326 00:13:21,896 --> 00:13:23,689 with a simple organic being. 327 00:13:23,758 --> 00:13:26,241 All he needs is a basic analysis. 328 00:13:26,310 --> 00:13:28,517 [dramatic music] 329 00:13:28,586 --> 00:13:29,724 [laser humming] 330 00:13:29,793 --> 00:13:31,172 - [chomps] - No! 331 00:13:31,241 --> 00:13:34,310 I'm not done analyzing you. - [barks] 332 00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:36,034 - Spot! Heel, boy. 333 00:13:36,103 --> 00:13:38,275 Heel. - [barks, pants] 334 00:13:38,344 --> 00:13:39,482 [squish] 335 00:13:39,551 --> 00:13:40,896 - Uh-oh. 336 00:13:40,965 --> 00:13:42,793 Is he supposed to do that? 337 00:13:42,862 --> 00:13:46,206 Hmm, maybe he needs a little pumping up. 338 00:13:46,275 --> 00:13:49,172 [light music] 339 00:13:49,241 --> 00:13:54,034 ♪ ♪ 340 00:13:54,103 --> 00:13:55,655 - [squeaking] - [grunts] 341 00:13:55,724 --> 00:13:58,586 [straining] 342 00:13:58,655 --> 00:14:01,137 There you go, Spot. - [barks] 343 00:14:01,206 --> 00:14:02,517 [splat] 344 00:14:02,586 --> 00:14:03,620 - Aah! 345 00:14:03,689 --> 00:14:05,034 I killed him! 346 00:14:05,103 --> 00:14:06,448 [pounding at door] 347 00:14:06,517 --> 00:14:07,448 Huh? 348 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,068 [gasps] 349 00:14:12,793 --> 00:14:13,965 Who sent you? 350 00:14:14,034 --> 00:14:15,689 What do you know? 351 00:14:15,758 --> 00:14:17,482 - Hi, Karen. 352 00:14:17,551 --> 00:14:20,965 Gary has a playdate with Spot, remember? 353 00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,931 - Meow. 354 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,172 - Uh, oh, with Spot, huh? 355 00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:26,724 [laughs nervously] Well, uh, the thing is, 356 00:14:26,793 --> 00:14:29,413 Spot can't play today because he's, uh-- 357 00:14:29,482 --> 00:14:31,448 he--busy. He's busy. 358 00:14:31,517 --> 00:14:33,620 He's, uh, very busy, um... [dial-up beeps] 359 00:14:33,689 --> 00:14:35,310 All over the place in bits and pieces 360 00:14:35,379 --> 00:14:38,965 because I exploded him. 361 00:14:39,034 --> 00:14:44,689 [wailing, crying] 362 00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:47,620 - [laughs] 363 00:14:49,137 --> 00:14:51,620 Yeah, that's Spot all right. 364 00:14:51,689 --> 00:14:54,206 [laughing] 365 00:14:54,275 --> 00:14:55,793 - Huh? 366 00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:59,137 - Spot, come to SpongeBob! 367 00:14:59,206 --> 00:15:00,896 [whistles] 368 00:15:00,965 --> 00:15:03,896 [cheery music] 369 00:15:03,965 --> 00:15:05,137 ♪ ♪ 370 00:15:05,206 --> 00:15:08,620 - How did you figure that out? 371 00:15:08,689 --> 00:15:11,137 - This happens all the time when he plays with Gary. 372 00:15:11,206 --> 00:15:12,517 - [squeals] - [grunts] 373 00:15:12,586 --> 00:15:13,896 - [squeals] - Meow. 374 00:15:13,965 --> 00:15:16,862 - Oh, I admit, looking after Spot 375 00:15:16,931 --> 00:15:19,068 while Plankton is gone is proving trickier 376 00:15:19,137 --> 00:15:20,068 than I thought. 377 00:15:20,137 --> 00:15:22,758 ♪ ♪ 378 00:15:22,827 --> 00:15:24,793 [crunch] 379 00:15:24,862 --> 00:15:26,068 - Whoo! 380 00:15:26,137 --> 00:15:28,379 [squealing] 381 00:15:28,448 --> 00:15:30,827 - Maybe he needs to burn off some energy? 382 00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,379 - [grunting] 383 00:15:34,448 --> 00:15:37,034 How are you so strong? 384 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:40,862 ♪ ♪ 385 00:15:40,931 --> 00:15:43,551 [sighs] - [barks] 386 00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:44,862 - [growls] 387 00:15:44,931 --> 00:15:47,586 [purrs] 388 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,896 - [barks] 389 00:15:49,965 --> 00:15:51,241 [belches] 390 00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:53,724 [sizzling] 391 00:15:53,793 --> 00:15:55,551 - Meow? 392 00:15:57,068 --> 00:15:58,655 [brakes screeching] 393 00:16:00,448 --> 00:16:02,931 - Spot, look at this mess. 394 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,275 - Come on, Spot. 395 00:16:04,344 --> 00:16:06,620 Don't you want to be a good boy like Gary? 396 00:16:06,689 --> 00:16:08,482 [siren blares] - [growls] 397 00:16:09,862 --> 00:16:12,172 - [belches] 398 00:16:12,241 --> 00:16:14,689 [barking] - Spot, no! 399 00:16:14,758 --> 00:16:16,413 Bad boy. 400 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,310 - Whoa! - [barking] 401 00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:24,827 - [sobbing] - [gasps] 402 00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:27,000 - Whoa! 403 00:16:27,068 --> 00:16:28,413 - [chomps] 404 00:16:28,482 --> 00:16:31,827 - I nose this ain't my donut. 405 00:16:31,896 --> 00:16:33,000 - Oh. 406 00:16:33,068 --> 00:16:35,000 [chokes] 407 00:16:35,068 --> 00:16:37,000 - [barking] 408 00:16:37,068 --> 00:16:38,551 - He's too fast. 409 00:16:38,620 --> 00:16:40,103 How can this get any worse? 410 00:16:40,172 --> 00:16:42,931 [phone rings] 411 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,482 - Karen's head, how may I direct your call? 412 00:16:45,551 --> 00:16:47,586 - Oh, yes. May I talk to Karen? 413 00:16:47,655 --> 00:16:49,827 Wait a minute. Who is this? 414 00:16:49,896 --> 00:16:52,344 - Uh, uh, that was me... [laughs] 415 00:16:52,413 --> 00:16:54,931 Throwing my voice, and now it's you. 416 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000 How's the Doomsday Expo? 417 00:16:57,068 --> 00:16:58,482 - Oh, it's over. 418 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,862 I'm coming home early. - You're what? 419 00:17:00,931 --> 00:17:03,896 - But I bought the most evil world-conquering device 420 00:17:03,965 --> 00:17:05,068 I could find. 421 00:17:05,137 --> 00:17:08,310 [spooky music] 422 00:17:08,379 --> 00:17:10,862 Anyway, how's my little Spot? 423 00:17:10,931 --> 00:17:11,827 Put him on the phone. 424 00:17:11,896 --> 00:17:12,965 I miss his voice. 425 00:17:13,034 --> 00:17:14,655 - Put Spot on the phone? - Whoa. 426 00:17:14,724 --> 00:17:16,137 This phone? - [whimpers] 427 00:17:16,206 --> 00:17:18,827 Ooh. 428 00:17:21,827 --> 00:17:23,413 - [barks] 429 00:17:23,482 --> 00:17:25,931 - There's my wittle man. 430 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,724 Sounds like Mommy is taking good care of you. 431 00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:32,068 - Hey, some idiot left this tiny suitcase 432 00:17:32,137 --> 00:17:34,000 next to an open flame! 433 00:17:34,068 --> 00:17:36,206 [explosions] Oh, no. 434 00:17:36,275 --> 00:17:39,206 [everyone screaming] 435 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:42,103 - Uh, gotta go. 436 00:17:42,172 --> 00:17:45,068 [tense music] 437 00:17:45,137 --> 00:17:46,655 ♪ ♪ 438 00:17:46,724 --> 00:17:49,310 [bell dings] 439 00:17:49,379 --> 00:17:50,965 - [grunts] 440 00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:57,689 Whew, let's get back before Plankton comes home. 441 00:17:57,758 --> 00:17:59,551 - Meow. - Oh, hey, Gary. 442 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,758 How was your shift? - Meow. 443 00:18:03,896 --> 00:18:06,758 - [barking] 444 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,206 - What's wrong? 445 00:18:09,275 --> 00:18:11,241 You haven't touched your chum. 446 00:18:11,310 --> 00:18:12,517 - No, thank you. 447 00:18:12,586 --> 00:18:14,620 I don't really eat chum. 448 00:18:14,689 --> 00:18:17,448 - Yep, me neither. 449 00:18:17,517 --> 00:18:19,103 - [growling, barking] 450 00:18:19,172 --> 00:18:21,827 - Karen? Have you fed Spot yet? 451 00:18:21,896 --> 00:18:25,655 - No, does he not consume power from his battery? 452 00:18:25,724 --> 00:18:27,000 - Uh, no. 453 00:18:27,068 --> 00:18:30,896 He consumes other stuff. 454 00:18:31,896 --> 00:18:33,413 - [sniffs] 455 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,379 [barks] 456 00:18:38,448 --> 00:18:40,379 - Are you still hungry? - [barks] 457 00:18:40,448 --> 00:18:45,517 - Okay, how 'bout a nice, um, a napkin dispenser? 458 00:18:47,413 --> 00:18:49,620 - [gulps] 459 00:18:49,689 --> 00:18:51,793 - Gee, Spot'll eat anything, huh? 460 00:18:56,241 --> 00:18:58,827 - [barking] 461 00:18:58,896 --> 00:19:02,310 - [gasps, growls] No more, Spot. 462 00:19:02,379 --> 00:19:05,310 You literally just ate us out of house and home. 463 00:19:05,379 --> 00:19:07,620 - [barks] 464 00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:09,827 - Fine, you're still hungry? 465 00:19:09,896 --> 00:19:11,551 I'll give you all the nourishment 466 00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:13,896 you'll ever need. 467 00:19:18,137 --> 00:19:21,896 Here, I synthesized a perpetual nutrient pill. 468 00:19:21,965 --> 00:19:24,448 It'll keep feeding you so you'll be full. 469 00:19:24,517 --> 00:19:27,310 Forever. 470 00:19:27,379 --> 00:19:29,172 Huh? Uh-- 471 00:19:29,241 --> 00:19:30,482 - Hey, Karen? 472 00:19:30,551 --> 00:19:32,862 Is he supposed to be getting bigger? 473 00:19:32,931 --> 00:19:35,758 - That was not in my calculations. 474 00:19:35,827 --> 00:19:38,034 - It's gonna stop soon? Right? - Meow. 475 00:19:38,103 --> 00:19:39,827 - Uh, well, you see, SpongeBob, 476 00:19:39,896 --> 00:19:42,379 I didn't program the pill to stop. 477 00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:43,379 Ever. 478 00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:44,965 [creaking] 479 00:19:47,551 --> 00:19:50,172 - I gotta be careful with you. [laughs] 480 00:19:50,241 --> 00:19:53,275 One wrong move and you'll blow the whole ocean sky-high. 481 00:19:53,344 --> 00:19:54,724 [laughs] 482 00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:56,965 Huh? 483 00:19:57,034 --> 00:19:59,448 - [barking] 484 00:20:00,482 --> 00:20:03,655 Huh, the good times never last. 485 00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:06,241 Aah! 486 00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:08,000 [dramatic music] 487 00:20:08,068 --> 00:20:09,827 [boom] - Ouch! 488 00:20:09,896 --> 00:20:14,310 ♪ ♪ 489 00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,034 - [gasps] - Huh? 490 00:20:16,103 --> 00:20:19,137 [citizens murmuring] 491 00:20:21,344 --> 00:20:23,896 - Karen! 492 00:20:23,965 --> 00:20:26,103 - [grunts] - None of my sticky notes said 493 00:20:26,172 --> 00:20:28,413 to turn Spot into a behemoth! 494 00:20:28,482 --> 00:20:30,482 - Well, this wouldn't have happened 495 00:20:30,551 --> 00:20:33,551 if you had trained him properly. 496 00:20:33,620 --> 00:20:35,586 - I'm a busy man. 497 00:20:35,655 --> 00:20:38,344 You should've been following my instructions. 498 00:20:38,413 --> 00:20:40,793 - Excuse me? 499 00:20:40,862 --> 00:20:45,862 I am your computer wife, not your computer maid. 500 00:20:45,931 --> 00:20:47,724 - [whining] - I slave all day 501 00:20:47,793 --> 00:20:49,586 over a hot keyboard-- - Oh, so everything 502 00:20:49,655 --> 00:20:50,896 is my fault! 503 00:20:50,965 --> 00:20:53,000 It's all ones and zeroes with you, honey. 504 00:20:53,068 --> 00:20:56,310 You probably made Spot bigger than me on purpose... 505 00:20:56,379 --> 00:20:57,965 - Aha! - To make me feel small. 506 00:20:58,034 --> 00:20:59,793 - Spot? - Your mouth is the biggest 507 00:20:59,862 --> 00:21:01,931 part of you-- - Ah! 508 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,689 - Everything about you is small. 509 00:21:03,758 --> 00:21:05,655 - My heart is big. 510 00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:07,448 - [straining] - I should not have settled. 511 00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:09,551 - Look! both: Huh? 512 00:21:09,620 --> 00:21:10,517 - [barking] 513 00:21:10,586 --> 00:21:11,827 - Spot! 514 00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:14,655 I think he's dividing. 515 00:21:14,724 --> 00:21:17,965 - Aww, he doesn't like it when Mommy and Daddy fight. 516 00:21:18,034 --> 00:21:20,517 Come on, boy. Come to Papa. - [groaning] 517 00:21:20,586 --> 00:21:22,482 - Come on, boy! - Come to Daddy. 518 00:21:22,551 --> 00:21:24,448 - Come on! - [groaning] 519 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:25,896 [snap] 520 00:21:25,965 --> 00:21:27,482 all: Spot! 521 00:21:27,551 --> 00:21:28,965 - [groans] 522 00:21:29,034 --> 00:21:31,000 Aww. [laughs] 523 00:21:31,068 --> 00:21:34,551 Aww. - Oh, I can't stay mad 524 00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:37,344 at these cute little faces. 525 00:21:37,413 --> 00:21:39,551 - Well, I'm still a little mad. 526 00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:41,275 [both laugh] - Aww. 527 00:21:41,344 --> 00:21:44,000 - [chomps] - [laughing] 528 00:21:44,068 --> 00:21:46,965 [playful music] 529 00:21:47,034 --> 00:21:49,241 ♪ ♪ 530 00:21:49,310 --> 00:21:52,206 [sizzling] 531 00:21:55,793 --> 00:21:58,896 [light beachy music] 532 00:21:58,965 --> 00:22:05,965 ♪ ♪ 34025

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