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- Are you ready, kids?
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- End of another
18-hour shift of misery.
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- Ooh! Ahoy there!
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And what do you two laddies
have planned for this weekend?
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- I'm polishing Gary's shell.
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[whirring]
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- [groans]
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[growls]
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Well, I'm going
to a post-post-pre-modern
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unconstructivist
dance performance.
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[futuristic music]
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- Uh, well, that's fascinating.
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♪ ♪
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Hey, instead of that malarkey,
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what would you say
to a leisurely weekend
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sailing trip
on me brand-new yacht?
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Huh?
[chuckles]
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The sun in your face. Huh?
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- Ooh.
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[laughs laboriously]
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- The wind in your--
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uh, head wrinkles.
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- [sighs] Hmm.
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Well, I wouldn't mind a nice,
relaxing ocean cruise.
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- Great.
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I'll see you at the dock
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bright and early
tomorrow morning.
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- [humming]
- [humming]
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- [sighs]
Mm-hmm.
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- Mr. Krabs, I'm all dressed up
and ready to...
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snorkel.
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- Wait a second.
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- Uh, Mr. Krabs,
where's your ship?
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- Something smells fishy.
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- Don't get your mizzenmast
in a twist.
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I got your ship right here.
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[both grunt]
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[chuckles]
Some assembly required.
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- We have to build the ship?
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- Yay!
We get to build the ship!
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- Premade vessels
are for landlubbers.
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Real sailors
build their own ships.
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Now get to work, you two.
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And as an old Navy man,
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I'll be responsible
for the most difficult part.
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- And that would be?
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- Supervising.
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[grunts]
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[snoring]
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- [grunts]
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Old Navy man?
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Ha! More like old, lazy man.
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Hmm.
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[sighs]
Oh, boy.
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All right,
let's get this over with.
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Now, where are
the instructions?
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- I'll find them.
- [grunting
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- Instructions, instructions...
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How to assemble...
- [yelps]
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- Got them!
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Hmm, step one.
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- [moans]
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Give me that.
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Hmm--huh?
[wind blows]
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[groans]
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[propeller whirs]
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Now, what are we
supposed to do?
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- Don't worry, Squidward,
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I know exactly
how to handle this situation.
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- Oh, really?
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- We just need
to follow our hearts.
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♪ La, la, la ♪
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- Oh.
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[quirky music]
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[groans]
Hmm...
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- Squidward,
I did the first piece.
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- SpongeBob, you clam-head,
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you don't put up
the mast first.
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- [shouting]
What's that, Squidward?
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- I said,
"SpongeBob, you clam-head"--
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[groans]
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[moans]
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- Hey!
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- You have to start
with the frame.
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All right,
now bend it into a boat shape.
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D'oh!
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♪ ♪
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[yelps]
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[whistles and clangs]
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- Tickle, tickle, tickle.
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- SpongeBob,
wood planks are not--
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- [laughs]
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- Ticklish.
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[yelps]
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[screams]
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[whistles and clangs]
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- We did it, Squidward.
Put her there.
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- [weakly]
Hooray.
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[dramatic music]
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Whoa! Ha!
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Ooh! Hey! Aah!
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Aah! Ooh! Hey! Aah!
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Uh-oh!
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[yelps]
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- [gasps] Huh?
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[growls]
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What in the name of all
that's salty are you doing?
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You're wasting
expensive lumber-er-er-er.
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- We're trying to build
the ship's frame, Mr. Krabs.
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- Pfft.
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Building the frame?
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They give you one
all ready to go.
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- Ooh!
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- Take a gander, boy-o.
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- Ooh--
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[gags]
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I'm shipshape, Mr. Krabs.
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- Now get back to work.
The tide's going out.
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- [groans]
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- [sighs]
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[orchestral music]
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♪ ♪
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- Oh, a stubborn one, eh?
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- [grunts]
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[sighs]
Mm-hmm.
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♪ ♪
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- Hmm...
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[strains]
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- Hmm? Huh?
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[yelps]
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- [panting]
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- [groans]
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Huh--whoa!
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♪ ♪
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[groans]
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[growls]
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♪ ♪
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Huh?
[strains]
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♪ ♪
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[moans]
- Squidward!
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- [groans]
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- Did you see an anchor?
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I think I dropped one.
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- Why don't we switch places?
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You work down here
and I'll work up there.
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[sighs]
Much safer.
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Never work below an idiot.
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- Oops!
Look out above!
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- Above?
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[grunts]
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That's it!
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♪ ♪
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- Huh--whoa!
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Oh, hi, Squidward.
- [growls]
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- Have you seen a safe up here?
I think I dropped it.
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- [yelps]
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[growls]
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From now on,
you're working next to me
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where I can keep an eye on you.
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- Aw, that's so sweet,
Squidward.
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- [groans]
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[explosion]
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- Wow.
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Mr. Krabs,
your ship is finished!
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- We use the term "ship"
very loosely.
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[gull cries]
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- [groans]
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[foghorn blows]
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Hmm,
she's a little off the beam.
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Hmm...
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Hmm, I know!
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All she needs is a nice,
shiny coat of paint.
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[grunts]
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♪ ♪
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The S.S. Sea-cret Formula
is ready to set sail...
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as soon as you two drag her
into the lagoon.
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[both strain]
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- Mush!
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♪ ♪
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both: Huh?
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♪ ♪
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[bell dings]
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- [hums]
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- [gasping]
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Well, at least this weekend
isn't a total waste.
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- Not so fast, Mr. Squidward.
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You still have work to do.
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- Huh? Work?
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♪ ♪
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[bell dings]
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- Welcome to the grand opening
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of the Krusty Krab
of the high seas...
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and even higher prices.
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[laughs]
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- Huh! Forget it!
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I am not moving from this spot.
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- No problem.
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- Huh?
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♪ ♪
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- How exciting, Squidward!
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I get to flip patties and be--
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[gags]
Seasick at the same time.
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[retches]
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- We're not gonna sell any food
in the middle of a lagoon!
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- I'd like one Krabby Patty
combo with extra combo on it.
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[ka-ching]
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- [panting]
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[bell dings]
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[gags, retches]
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- Your order.
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- At ease, sailor.
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[slurps drink]
- [sighs]
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- [grunts]
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[screams]
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♪ ♪
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- [humming]
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- [chuckles]
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[whistle blows]
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Whee!
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♪ ♪
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Yeah!
[laughs]
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Whoo!
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both: Mmm!
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- [grunts]
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[cheering]
248
00:10:02,517 --> 00:10:09,000
♪ ♪
249
00:10:10,482 --> 00:10:12,724
- Whoa!
250
00:10:12,793 --> 00:10:14,896
[ka-ching]
251
00:10:14,965 --> 00:10:17,241
- Huh? Hmm...
252
00:10:17,310 --> 00:10:20,344
I didn't know there was
an island in Goo Lagoon.
253
00:10:20,413 --> 00:10:21,793
[tense music]
254
00:10:21,862 --> 00:10:25,034
- [laughs]
- Huh?
255
00:10:25,103 --> 00:10:29,344
Butt-berg, dead ahead!
256
00:10:29,413 --> 00:10:30,413
- [gasps] Huh?
257
00:10:30,482 --> 00:10:32,517
Everyone, hold fast!
- Whoa!
258
00:10:32,586 --> 00:10:35,931
[grunts]
259
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:39,241
[screams]
[bell rings]
260
00:10:40,310 --> 00:10:41,620
[horn blows]
261
00:10:41,689 --> 00:10:43,965
- Great Neptune's nose hair!
262
00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:46,103
- [screams, grunts]
263
00:10:46,172 --> 00:10:47,379
- [screams, grunts]
[bell rings]
264
00:10:47,448 --> 00:10:48,517
- [yelps]
265
00:10:48,586 --> 00:10:49,655
- [whimpers]
266
00:10:49,724 --> 00:10:52,310
[scraping]
267
00:10:54,206 --> 00:10:55,172
Hmm?
268
00:10:55,241 --> 00:10:58,137
[strains]
269
00:10:58,206 --> 00:10:59,310
Hmm...
270
00:10:59,379 --> 00:11:01,206
♪ ♪
271
00:11:01,275 --> 00:11:02,793
[Squidward playing "Taps"]
272
00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:06,620
- One double Krabby Patty,
please.
273
00:11:06,689 --> 00:11:07,931
[ka-ching]
274
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:11,344
♪ ♪
275
00:11:11,413 --> 00:11:14,379
[humming]
276
00:11:28,517 --> 00:11:31,413
[eerie music]
277
00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:35,241
♪ ♪
278
00:11:35,310 --> 00:11:38,655
- [roars]
279
00:11:38,724 --> 00:11:41,448
Give me all the Krabby Patties
you got, kid.
280
00:11:41,517 --> 00:11:42,758
Oh, I'm so hungry,
281
00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:45,827
I could eat at the Chum Bucket
and like it.
282
00:11:45,896 --> 00:11:47,965
Boy, I'll tell you--
[retches]
283
00:11:48,034 --> 00:11:49,413
- [sighs]
Oh, boy.
284
00:11:53,655 --> 00:11:56,551
[upbeat music]
285
00:11:56,620 --> 00:12:02,034
♪ ♪
286
00:12:02,103 --> 00:12:05,896
- Oh, Gary.
Who wants snackies?
287
00:12:05,965 --> 00:12:07,413
Come on, Gar-bear.
288
00:12:07,482 --> 00:12:10,965
I promised you a treat if
you got an A on your math test.
289
00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:13,655
Here, snaily, snaily, snaily.
290
00:12:13,724 --> 00:12:15,586
Where are you, boy?
291
00:12:15,655 --> 00:12:17,448
Gary?
292
00:12:17,517 --> 00:12:19,482
Gary?
293
00:12:19,551 --> 00:12:20,724
- [echoes] Meow.
294
00:12:20,793 --> 00:12:22,517
- Hmm?
295
00:12:22,586 --> 00:12:23,551
- [echoes] Meow.
296
00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:26,310
- Uh, Gary?
297
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,827
[gargles]
298
00:12:27,896 --> 00:12:29,137
- [hums]
299
00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:30,517
Huh?
- Gary?
300
00:12:30,586 --> 00:12:33,551
[woman screams]
- [screams]
301
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:34,931
[flushes]
302
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,655
- [groans]
303
00:12:40,655 --> 00:12:41,620
- Meow.
304
00:12:41,689 --> 00:12:44,344
- Gary?
305
00:12:44,413 --> 00:12:45,586
- Meow.
306
00:12:45,655 --> 00:12:47,413
Meow. Meow.
307
00:12:47,482 --> 00:12:50,482
- Did that lump in my wall
always meow?
308
00:12:50,551 --> 00:12:51,827
- Meow.
309
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,896
- Gary, how'd you get in there?
310
00:12:53,965 --> 00:12:55,724
And how do I get you out?
311
00:12:55,793 --> 00:12:57,206
- Meow.
312
00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:00,827
- Hmm...
313
00:13:00,896 --> 00:13:02,034
Ah!
314
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:07,413
[groans]
315
00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:08,413
There.
316
00:13:08,482 --> 00:13:09,862
[strains]
317
00:13:09,931 --> 00:13:11,310
[wind blows]
318
00:13:13,413 --> 00:13:15,620
[groans]
319
00:13:15,689 --> 00:13:19,068
Oh, no!
I locked myself in!
320
00:13:19,137 --> 00:13:21,068
- [sighs]
321
00:13:21,137 --> 00:13:22,758
- Meow.
322
00:13:22,827 --> 00:13:23,827
Meow.
323
00:13:23,896 --> 00:13:25,344
- Hey!
324
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,931
I've been looking all over
for you, little mister.
325
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,206
- Meow.
326
00:13:30,275 --> 00:13:32,379
- Here, boy.
327
00:13:32,448 --> 00:13:34,931
Whoa!
- [laughs]
328
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,068
Thank you, kind stranger.
329
00:13:37,137 --> 00:13:39,413
[laughs]
330
00:13:39,482 --> 00:13:40,758
- [screams]
331
00:13:40,827 --> 00:13:42,689
- [whistles]
332
00:13:42,758 --> 00:13:44,206
- Meow.
333
00:13:47,103 --> 00:13:48,310
Meow.
- [chuckles]
334
00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:51,000
- Whoa!
Who are you?
335
00:13:51,068 --> 00:13:53,137
- You can call me Wally C,
336
00:13:53,206 --> 00:13:56,931
for in these walls,
I live, you see?
337
00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,068
[laughs]
338
00:14:00,137 --> 00:14:03,103
- Well, my name be
SpongeBob SquarePants
339
00:14:03,172 --> 00:14:06,000
for I'm a sponge
who wears square pants.
340
00:14:06,068 --> 00:14:08,000
Hey, how did you get in here?
341
00:14:08,068 --> 00:14:11,310
- Oh, long ago
342
00:14:11,379 --> 00:14:15,793
a handyman was I till...
343
00:14:15,862 --> 00:14:17,862
both: Hup, hup, hup, hup,
Hup, hup, hup.
344
00:14:17,931 --> 00:14:18,896
- Hey!
345
00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:21,000
Me eternal confinement.
346
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,655
[muffled screams]
347
00:14:22,724 --> 00:14:24,827
both: Hup, hup, hup, hup.
Hup, hup, hup, hup.
348
00:14:24,896 --> 00:14:27,241
- Ooh!
349
00:14:29,103 --> 00:14:31,862
- [muffled scream]
350
00:14:31,931 --> 00:14:34,241
- Is that normal?
351
00:14:34,310 --> 00:14:36,689
- That's just
the house settling.
352
00:14:36,758 --> 00:14:37,965
[chuckles nervously]
353
00:14:38,034 --> 00:14:39,689
- Sold!
354
00:14:39,758 --> 00:14:43,827
- And thus me fate
was forever cast
355
00:14:43,896 --> 00:14:46,448
in drywall.
356
00:14:46,517 --> 00:14:47,551
The end.
357
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,103
- Mmm!
358
00:14:49,172 --> 00:14:50,172
What?
359
00:14:50,241 --> 00:14:51,344
I can't believe you've been
360
00:14:51,413 --> 00:14:53,758
living in the walls
all this time.
361
00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:56,724
Hey, maybe we can
find a way out together.
362
00:14:56,793 --> 00:14:59,551
- Uh-uh, there be no exit
363
00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:02,724
once ye enter
this restrictive realm.
364
00:15:02,793 --> 00:15:04,241
- Um, don't you want
to get out of here?
365
00:15:04,310 --> 00:15:05,655
- Nay!
366
00:15:05,724 --> 00:15:09,965
Wally no longer cares
for the outside realm.
367
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:13,965
Here, feeling cramped
be just a state of mind.
368
00:15:14,034 --> 00:15:16,931
[laughs]
369
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,827
- Whoa!
370
00:15:18,896 --> 00:15:21,068
[whimsical music]
371
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,517
♪ ♪
372
00:15:23,586 --> 00:15:27,344
- Welcome to Wallhalla!
373
00:15:27,413 --> 00:15:29,310
♪ ♪
374
00:15:29,379 --> 00:15:31,517
How would you like
a grand tour?
375
00:15:31,586 --> 00:15:34,275
- Oh, we would love
the grand tour.
376
00:15:35,482 --> 00:15:37,379
[animals chittering]
377
00:15:37,448 --> 00:15:40,827
- Welcome to me mold garden.
378
00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:44,172
Hey! Me aspergillus!
379
00:15:44,241 --> 00:15:46,551
Shoo! Shoo!
380
00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:50,310
- Ooh, I see you're also
growing raisins in your garden.
381
00:15:50,379 --> 00:15:52,448
- Raisins?
Oh, no.
382
00:15:52,517 --> 00:15:54,482
Those are urchin droppings.
383
00:15:54,551 --> 00:15:56,172
[laughs]
384
00:15:56,241 --> 00:15:57,448
- [gags]
385
00:16:00,206 --> 00:16:03,586
[all exclaim]
386
00:16:03,655 --> 00:16:05,620
Huh?
387
00:16:05,689 --> 00:16:08,275
Oh, Wally, there's a way out.
388
00:16:08,344 --> 00:16:09,379
- [laughs] Nay.
389
00:16:09,448 --> 00:16:13,758
That's just me magic fridge.
390
00:16:13,827 --> 00:16:15,275
Oh! Ah!
391
00:16:15,344 --> 00:16:17,241
[moans]
392
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,275
Ooh!
393
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:20,689
[slurps]
394
00:16:20,758 --> 00:16:21,965
Ah.
395
00:16:22,034 --> 00:16:23,586
- Magic?
396
00:16:23,655 --> 00:16:26,344
- No matter
how much I eat or drink,
397
00:16:26,413 --> 00:16:29,172
she always provideth more.
398
00:16:29,241 --> 00:16:31,551
[laughs]
- [slurps]
399
00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:34,965
Hey, I get
Tender Tummy Kelp Juice too.
400
00:16:35,034 --> 00:16:37,965
Sure tastes better
from the magic fridge, though.
401
00:16:38,034 --> 00:16:42,620
- There be many magical
crannies in Wallhalla.
402
00:16:42,689 --> 00:16:43,931
- Whoa!
403
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:48,931
- Wallhalla even has
a magic medicine cabinet
404
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,931
where I keep--aha--
405
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,000
me magic nose brush.
406
00:16:55,068 --> 00:16:57,034
[snorts]
407
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,827
[laughs]
408
00:17:00,413 --> 00:17:02,793
Brush the hairs
within your nose
409
00:17:02,862 --> 00:17:06,413
so they don't drip
upon your clothes.
410
00:17:06,482 --> 00:17:08,793
- Wallhalla is amazing!
411
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,551
Wow, to think that
right behind the wall
412
00:17:11,620 --> 00:17:14,586
is a world without problems.
413
00:17:14,655 --> 00:17:18,137
- Well, Wallhalla
does have one problem.
414
00:17:18,206 --> 00:17:20,344
A noisy neighbor.
415
00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:22,620
- [gasps] No!
416
00:17:22,689 --> 00:17:24,724
- Beyond these walls,
417
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:28,413
there lives a creature
with squeaky shoes
418
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:31,551
who stomps around all day.
419
00:17:31,620 --> 00:17:35,448
A monster who shrieks
with delight at all hours.
420
00:17:35,517 --> 00:17:38,965
A beast
with an ear-piercing laugh
421
00:17:39,034 --> 00:17:41,068
so annoying
422
00:17:41,137 --> 00:17:44,551
it drove me mad!
423
00:17:44,620 --> 00:17:47,172
And it sounds like this.
424
00:17:47,241 --> 00:17:49,172
[imitates SpongeBob's laugh]
425
00:17:49,241 --> 00:17:50,517
- [screams]
426
00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:53,551
That's the most horrible thing
I've ever heard.
427
00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:55,103
- [sighs]
Meow.
428
00:17:55,172 --> 00:17:58,793
- But I'm sure glad to be safe
in here with you, Wally.
429
00:17:58,862 --> 00:18:00,965
- Oh, SpongeBob,
430
00:18:01,034 --> 00:18:06,448
meeting ye has been
the greatest day of me life.
431
00:18:06,517 --> 00:18:07,931
Or is it nighttime?
432
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,482
I lost track years ago.
[wolf howls]
433
00:18:10,551 --> 00:18:14,689
What say ye
to a friendship feast?
434
00:18:14,758 --> 00:18:17,068
- Oh, I thought
you'd never ask.
435
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:19,275
[upbeat music]
436
00:18:19,344 --> 00:18:22,137
♪ ♪
437
00:18:22,206 --> 00:18:24,448
both: To friendship!
438
00:18:24,517 --> 00:18:28,275
[slurp, sigh]
439
00:18:28,344 --> 00:18:30,413
To Wallhalla!
440
00:18:30,482 --> 00:18:33,344
♪ ♪
441
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:34,517
- Mmm!
442
00:18:34,586 --> 00:18:38,137
♪ ♪
443
00:18:38,206 --> 00:18:40,379
[all sigh]
444
00:18:40,448 --> 00:18:44,689
- Hmm, Wally, that was the
friendliest feast I ever had.
445
00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:47,655
Well, guess me and Gary
better find our way back home.
446
00:18:47,724 --> 00:18:50,137
- Huh?
Who's Gary?
447
00:18:50,206 --> 00:18:51,379
- Meow?
- Huh?
448
00:18:51,448 --> 00:18:53,896
Oh, you know,
my pet snail, Gary.
449
00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:55,103
- [purrs]
450
00:18:55,172 --> 00:18:56,931
- [blows raspberry]
Your pet snail?
451
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,034
He be my pet snail!
452
00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:01,000
And his name ain't Gary.
453
00:19:01,068 --> 00:19:02,965
It's "Garr-ee."
454
00:19:03,034 --> 00:19:05,275
See?
455
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:07,344
- Oh, I get it.
456
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:10,137
"Garr-ee," Gary.
457
00:19:10,206 --> 00:19:13,379
That's funny.
[laughs]
458
00:19:13,448 --> 00:19:16,137
[laugh echoing]
459
00:19:16,206 --> 00:19:18,896
- That haunting laugh.
460
00:19:18,965 --> 00:19:20,517
It was ye!
461
00:19:20,586 --> 00:19:23,758
Ye who drove me mad!
462
00:19:23,827 --> 00:19:27,448
[screams]
[monkeys howl]
463
00:19:27,517 --> 00:19:29,137
- Gulp.
- Meow.
464
00:19:29,206 --> 00:19:31,344
- I curse thee,
465
00:19:31,413 --> 00:19:34,413
SpongeBob SquarePants,
466
00:19:34,482 --> 00:19:37,275
and thy irritating cackle.
467
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,827
Now, I'm gonna
468
00:19:39,896 --> 00:19:43,586
wring the water
from your pores!
469
00:19:43,655 --> 00:19:45,758
[both scream]
470
00:19:45,827 --> 00:19:48,034
Be gone from Wallhalla!
471
00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:49,620
- [screams]
472
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:53,000
- You're breaking
me beautiful world!
473
00:19:54,241 --> 00:19:56,758
- SpongeBob, you home?
474
00:19:56,827 --> 00:19:57,965
Hmm...hmm...
- [screams]
475
00:19:58,034 --> 00:19:59,448
- If you don't come out
right now...
476
00:19:59,517 --> 00:20:00,620
- Guess not.
477
00:20:00,689 --> 00:20:04,448
Well, su casa es mi casa.
478
00:20:04,517 --> 00:20:06,862
♪ ♪
479
00:20:06,931 --> 00:20:09,517
[both scream]
480
00:20:09,586 --> 00:20:12,517
I don't believe it!
481
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:15,172
Raisins!
[laughs]
482
00:20:15,241 --> 00:20:18,827
[humming]
483
00:20:18,896 --> 00:20:22,482
[muffled screams]
- Oh, no, you don't!
484
00:20:22,551 --> 00:20:25,482
- Patrick, help us!
- Meow!
485
00:20:25,551 --> 00:20:27,103
[both scream]
486
00:20:28,517 --> 00:20:30,896
- [sighs]
This show stinks.
487
00:20:30,965 --> 00:20:31,896
Boo!
488
00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:34,103
[all strain]
489
00:20:37,172 --> 00:20:39,517
Ooh, the mail is here!
490
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:42,517
Well, this isn't for me.
491
00:20:42,586 --> 00:20:45,758
I'll just return to sender.
492
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:47,034
Go down!
493
00:20:47,103 --> 00:20:48,068
Oh!
494
00:20:48,137 --> 00:20:52,034
Ooh, not for me cookies.
495
00:20:52,103 --> 00:20:55,241
[munches loudly]
496
00:20:55,310 --> 00:20:57,620
[both scream]
- [growls]
497
00:20:57,689 --> 00:21:00,103
- Patrick,
thank goodness you're here.
498
00:21:00,172 --> 00:21:01,862
- Do you mind, SpongeBob?
499
00:21:01,931 --> 00:21:04,965
I'm using the bathroom.
500
00:21:05,034 --> 00:21:08,310
- Oh, no.
I'm through the looking glass.
501
00:21:08,379 --> 00:21:10,689
Wallhalla's been destroyed.
502
00:21:10,758 --> 00:21:15,000
Ye ruined me narrow,
uncomfortable life!
503
00:21:15,068 --> 00:21:16,206
[sobbing]
504
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,551
- Who's the crybaby?
505
00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:22,448
- Aw, there has to be one thing
from the outside world
506
00:21:22,517 --> 00:21:24,310
that you miss, right?
507
00:21:24,379 --> 00:21:29,068
♪ ♪
508
00:21:29,137 --> 00:21:30,448
- [sniffs deeply]
509
00:21:30,517 --> 00:21:34,137
Wait, is that a Krabby Patty?
- Mm!
510
00:21:34,206 --> 00:21:37,137
- Okay, I admit
there was one thing I missed.
511
00:21:37,206 --> 00:21:42,517
I've had to ration this
one Krabby Patty for decades.
512
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,137
- Hmm, I think I have an idea.
513
00:21:49,310 --> 00:21:53,137
Uh, Patrick, why are my mom's
cookies floating in the toilet?
514
00:21:53,206 --> 00:21:55,862
- Oh, because
I forgot to flush.
515
00:21:55,931 --> 00:21:57,655
[flushes]
516
00:22:01,103 --> 00:22:04,379
- [humming]
517
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,241
[bell dings]
518
00:22:06,310 --> 00:22:07,758
Order up!
519
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,413
Or should I say,
order down!
520
00:22:10,482 --> 00:22:12,448
[laughs]
521
00:22:12,517 --> 00:22:14,965
- Thank ye!
522
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:18,655
[laughs]
523
00:22:18,724 --> 00:22:20,344
[cash register chimes]
Got any mustard?
524
00:22:20,413 --> 00:22:23,034
- [screams]
[laughter]
525
00:22:23,103 --> 00:22:25,689
[screams]
526
00:22:25,758 --> 00:22:29,586
[laughter]
527
00:22:31,620 --> 00:22:34,275
- [sighs]
I still hate that laugh.
528
00:22:37,758 --> 00:22:40,689
[upbeat music]
529
00:22:40,758 --> 00:22:47,896
♪ ♪
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